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Nov. 28, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E190 - IN THE GHETTO
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This pussy nigga, I hope you got a few hundred thousand.
Bomby bags and bomby shoes.
You know exactly what to do.
We speak down 285, I'm high as fuck.
We finna have a good time.
Okay.
Live from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Don't leave me around, yo, man.
We finna tear down the mall.
You know we got a plan.
I dropped a perk in his drink.
And I don't give a damn.
No, no, no, no.
Raw head, scally wet.
Live between my booty crack.
I'm a hoochie mama slash hood red.
Holes hate on me cause my coochie fat.
Put a prop third in my asshole.
Boy, she a lame hoe.
I fuck good and cap up real.
Ghetto bitch with a bankroll.
I want a dread head like Chiki.
Put it on, make her marry me.
High box me in the FRT.
Ain't no pulling over.
We high speed.
I'm stank walking.
Stank walking.
That's Glorilla.
She's worked with Cardi B. I get the vibe that she buds.
I think she buds in line, butts in line.
Don't you get that feeling?
I think so.
Well, she does the stank walk.
I've never seen a slurp cam before.
And don't stand on the hood of your car.
You're going to dent it.
Right here.
Moochie mama slash hood red Hoes hate on me cause my coochie back Put a prop third in my ass Hoes hit on me because my coochie fat.
What are we putting in her ass?
A perk 30?
She boofs a perk 30.
She could die from that easily.
Yeah.
Well, she also puts perk in his drink.
Yeah, she puts the perk in the drink.
It's a wretched girl rap.
I agree.
One of the best examples recently of that is Chapter Jackson.
It's free to swipe yo EBT.
I had some moron.
Just stop for a sec.
You would not believe how many letters I get of people calling me a fucking idiot and then saying something that they're wrong about.
Retard moron.
They're always calling me dumb.
And they're always wrong.
Like this one guy goes, you keep saying most recently.
That's grammatically incorrect.
There's no such thing as something that's most recent.
What?
Yesterday.
He goes, there's no degrees of recent.
There's no degrees of recently.
Resensity.
Rescensity.
Thank you, Ryan.
And I'm like, what?
Last year was less recent than yesterday, obviously.
So this is the most recent example of ratchet rap.
Are you playing it from the beginning?
Like these people...
Oh, those are those like flip-flop boots.
Really irritating.
These people do not care about society or anything.
They're living in another world.
That's why they have a different accent.
After most of the donut shops, the burger stands, Woody Barbecue, all the fish markets, some of the beauty supply stores on Crenshaw, and Rainbow on La Brea, you could buy you some clothes.
How much you got on your EBT card?
Girl, I got enough to get it turnt up.
I done took the kids to the babysitter.
Is this like trailer park boys where like they're making fun of a group of people?
Like they're not actually like this.
They are like this.
They are though, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck.
Public service announcement.
This is where the taxpayer money goes.
Oh my god.
You know, blackface is seen as racist and horrible, and a portion of it is.
Historically, maybe 10% was mocking blacks, but a lot of it was these Puritan white people who, you know, Queen Victoria as culture, it was part of American culture in the early days of America and in the later days, I should say, in the 19th century.
And they saw blacks having these exciting, colorful lifestyles.
It seemed so foreign.
So they would dress up as them and be like, hey, hi, I'm a black guy.
Because this is interesting.
Like, I don't like this.
It's certainly.
It's not boring, dude.
It's not boring.
I got in big trouble for saying that on Fox News, by the way.
EBT is free!
Like your EBT is free!
And needs to get it.
Is that a pregnant woman jumping up and down in a bouncy castle or just a fat woman?
So that's a great song.
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