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Nov. 18, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	You could have an aneurysm on a toilet, and you never know.
	Just gonna send it.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	Come on, fucking sweat my balls off.
	Just leave, just go somewhere else.
	I'll eat your ass, dude.
	Fucking call Mikey.
	Come on, man.
	Mikey, Mike, Mikey.
	Shut up, Janet.
	Speak in joke.
	Please, it's a fucking joke.
	I was here.
	It's a joke.
	The symbols.
	Now you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.
	The why of things.
	A fucking woman boss?
	Never happened in the States.
	Never.
	Crazy Dinash thinks he's a doad.
	Feel like I'm a doad.
	I am done.
	You're done.
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	I am never gonna financially recover from this.
	They're throwing themselves into the road gladly!
	but it sounds like some fucking commie gobbledygook.
	Yeah, right?
	Right?
	I don't like the butt chick.
	I come really, really hard.
	Holy shit.
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	Jesus Christ, Mister.
	You okay in there?
	The symbols.
	Well, that means you're gay.
	That was too much of indecent.
	You're fake.
	I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
	I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
	BANG
	Yeah.
	Waiting back, praise God every day.
	Stop kicking off, stop kicking off.
	Oh, live from New York.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
	Put your hand on that Bible and stop jerking off.
	Take your hand out, your pants, that's a sin.
	This is not no game, you can't let the devil win.
	If you're like that guy, let the Holy Spirit in.
	But if you don't, then this cycle ain't gonna never end.
	I thought you knew, huh?
	What?
	Jesus, see what you do.
	Jesus, not for me and for you.
	That's my note.
	Every word he spoke is the truth.
	Believe me, read the Bible.
	That's the only new Mr. Corinthians.
	That was Wavy Matt.
	And the song is called Stop Jerking Off.
	Couldn't find out any information about this guy.
	I have no idea if he's kidding or not.
	I don't think he is.
	And you should stop jerking off.
	If you're a single, young single man in your early 20s, you will be better at getting laid if you deny yourself pornography.
	If you're married, it makes you not accept no for an answer.
	I don't want to say you rape your wife, but you get sex.
	And then you're stronger together.
	Now, 15-year-old boys, can you really tell them to not jerk off?
	I don't think they'd listen anyway.
	Yeah.
	Hormones are raging.
	Ladies and gentlemen, Maddie O'Dell.
	What's up, everybody?
	Co-host, we also have an old friend, Dick Man.
	Hey, everyone.
	Oh, you got to use the mic there.
	Hello, everybody.
	There you go.
	Tim, I have a bunch of cop notes.
	Tim was a cop for a long time, but because of that thing that went on in Los Angeles, everyone seen this?
	25 rookies plowed into by some stoned Mexican teen.
	You think they did it on purpose?
	Or was it just an accident?
	This is very racist of me, but when I saw it was a Mexican teen, I thought, eh, they're not really that political.
	Like when you saw the Wauisha driver and he's got the dreads, you're like, you're a BLM rapper and you hate white people.
	And that turned out to be the case.
	But I think this kid was just stoned.
	I got a picture of him.
	Oh, they caught him.
	Yeah.
	1-8.
	His parents say his family's in law enforcement.
	Look at that guy.
	Oh, Jesus.
	That guy looks pretty stoned.
	Driver who allegedly hit 25 police recruits bail set at 2 million.
	Police said he passed a sobriety test, but he may have been under the influence of a recreational drug.
	And then if you go down, we get his name.
	What's his name?
	Nicolas Jose Quiotieris.
	Yeah.
	There's a video of it.
	What do you guys think?
	Should 15-year-olds beat off?
	I did when I was 15, so.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's bad for adult men, but when you're that age, like, I remember praying to God to stop the boners.
	I was going to say, don't they, do they have to?
	They pretty much have to.
	Yeah, it's like telling an alligator not to swim.
	That's a terrible analogy.
	Why wouldn't it say fish?
	Alligators don't even swim much.
	They kind of lounge around.
	I think they reluctantly do a bit of a paddle.
	Swallow at the bottom.
	They have to get over there.
	They'll be like, fine, I'll swim.
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	Is that enough of that?
	Yeah, I guess so.
	Before we get into the cop life, we should probably explain what we do on Thursdays to newcomers.
	We have three components to this show.
	It's free for about the first half, and we put that up on all the podcasty stuff.
	That's why we read advertiser stuffy.
	We have a super chat here, and we donate the money to Max and John, two friends of ours who are doing four years for beating up Antifa.
	They get out in March, I think.
	That's going to be a hell of a party.
	We've raised $21,000 for them.
	I'm actually dipping into that kitty to the tune of five grand because they're appealing it.
	They need more money for lawyers.
	But they're going to keep appealing even after they're done.
	And again, Antifa picked a fight and they lost the fight.
	They didn't call the cops.
	They actually told the cops to fuck off to give credit where credit is due.
	But the state thought we love right-wing violence.
	So just like they turned January 6th into the Holocaust and 9-11, they turned that silly street fight that lasted 17 seconds into the apocalypse and that sent two innocent men to prison for four fucking years.
	So I want to start coming back at Antifa.
	For example, our comedy show was shut down by NYC Antifa.
	Shit, I didn't include that Twitter feed.
	Can you find that, Ryan?
	I think so.
	It had a bullhorn.
	I might have it in my text somewhere.
	I think you texted it to me, actually.
	And it was like, shut down, proud boy, whatever.
	And meanwhile, it was a comedy show with me, Anthony, and Josh.
	So I said on the show, I said, let's try to find these people.
	I guarantee you it's a chick.
	I know it's a woman.
	You can just tell.
	Antifa's female.
	It's fat and female and ugly for the most part.
	The male component in New York is overeducated skinny kids.
	But it's not proud boys that are dressed In black, it's totally different.
	And Antifa changes as you travel the country.
	I mean, in the Pacific Northwest, it's not overeducated pussies, it's undereducated meth heads and ugly fat chicks.
	It's ugly fat chicks everywhere.
	But the men seem to change as you travel throughout the country.
	They seem more drug addict-y on the West Coast.
	Okay, so on my last show, I said, who is this?
	Go up a bit.
	New York City Antifa.
	And we got it.
	Now, we don't have pictures of her face.
	This is going to be wave two, I guess.
	But it's some Colombian immigrant chick who's a vegan.
	Oh, geez.
	And she's emigrated here.
	She has an accent still.
	And her first order of business in her new country is to start fucking with people's right to free speech.
	Good work.
	Yeah.
	Good work, Ellis Island.
	So she started a zine called No Ego Zine.
	And we have some videos for her.
	Go to 1.3.
	So this is her original WordPress thing.
	That one's been taken down.
	Sketchy.
	Let me try it in a different.
	Well, that was the Wayback Machine.
	Yeah.
	So it sees to be.
	Interesting.
	I'm trying in a different browser, but getting similar results.
	That's weird.
	But shouldn't the Wayback Machine be undeletable?
	Correct.
	Oh!
	It just takes a long time to load.
	Interesting.
	I had a feeling that you would have fucked up.
	I mean, usually websites load no matter what.
	Well, this is in a Wayback Machine, though.
	Yeah, even the Wayback, like, the border would load and be like, hey, hey, we're working on that.
	So that's way back in 2010.
	She did that thing.
	And then do you have the no-ego zine?
	This is where we learned that she's Colombian.
	I translated all that in Google Translate.
	She talks a lot about speciesism and how we have to abolish speciesism.
	And I'm just thinking, no.
	I'm not hanging up my speciesism.
	I'm going to remain a proud, patriotic speciesist.
	Like, what species is better?
	Are they all the same?
	Am I the same as a fly?
	No.
	Jeff Goblin is.
	No.
	I'm better than a rat.
	I don't want to brag.
	I'm not bragging.
	I'm not bragging.
	But humans beat rats.
	And then here she is.
	This might be a way to get to her.
	If you find these musicians and you say, that was a great interview you did with, what's her name again?
	So go to 15.
	You can hear her talking as she interviews these guys.
	We're here with Keegan from True Nature.
	Keegan, tell us about what your project is about.
	That's the woman.
	That's New York City Antifa Twitter account.
	There's like a lot of really positive messages in hardcore.
	They get stuck in hardcore.
	Because if you're not into aggressive music, you're not going to listen to the message.
	So I wanted to create music that people outside of hardcore can actually listen to and get the same positive.
	the guy is not the focus of attention here So she's a radical leftist Colombian immigrant, is what we know.
	She sounds very young.
	Yeah.
	But that was 13 years ago.
	So she's probably in her mid-30s now.
	Anyway, so see what you guys can do if you get closer to that.
	I feel like 4chan can find some like a puddle reflection and be like, this is exactly what she looks like.
	Yeah, just hey, hey, Reddit, pretend that she killed cats.
	Oh, yeah.
	I fucking hate that shit.
	If that was an abducted eight-year-old girl, no one would have given a shit.
	But because it's a cat in a microwave, the whole army of internet found the fucking guy.
	Yeah, Antifa's been going pretty crazy recently.
	They vandalized the studio, Anthony's studio, spray painting the sidewalk and a nearby retail store.
	And here's my theory, what these fat chicks do.
	I think they do it all on Instagram.
	So they find someone nearby in Manhattan.
	They're not even in the city.
	And they say, we'll pay you, you know, 200 bucks to, or maybe even just 100 bucks to spray paint this at this location.
	And they go, all right, that's cool.
	And then they're trying to think of what to say.
	So they go, call him like a Fed.
	Like, I'm a proud boy and I hate Gavin.
	He's a fed.
	Like, yeah, yeah, that's good.
	That's good.
	And then also be like, this is an Antiva Zone.
	Yeah, yeah, say that.
	Okay, yeah, yeah.
	All right.
	So here's $20.
	We'll Venmo you the remaining $70 if when we see that it's done, you can prove it and you send pictures.
	Because go back to the first one.
	No, I told you right, Gavin, you're a fed.
	Gavin, you a fed.
	So now you just gave away that you're black.
	That's New York slang.
	Definitely.
	You a fed, man.
	That's New York black slang.
	And go to the other one.
	It's the same two guys.
	You can tell it's different handwriting, right?
	So proud snitches, Gavin is a fed.
	So the implication there is that it's a proud boy who's mad that I turned on the club and became a fed.
	Okay, that's an angle.
	I would stick with that angle.
	But to also at the same time be an Antifa guy who's saying this is an Antifa zone.
	Fuck you.
	Now we have an Antifa guy and an angry proud boy are hand in hand going around graffitiing together.
	together that's not plausible guys you got to keep your message singular just say antifazone gavin fuck off got it don't be a mad proud boy at the same time dummies we're against ugly fat chicks and i bet that girl the no-ego Chick was attractive until Antifa made her ugly.
	All right, should we uh should we do some cop shit?
	Sure, we cop life.
	This is for you, Dick Man.
	I think we have a War on Cops intro.
	Oh, cool.
	Pero, I think it's right here.
	You see, it's pretty crazy because the only thing that's gonna that's gonna be less reported on than the Waukesha Wakisha Wakashaw.
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	Oh, yeah, I didn't finish my introduction.
	We had the Snapchat, and then I went off at a tangent.
	So we read letters, and we take calls, right?
	Yes, yes.
	You are correct.
	Those are the three things.
	All correct statements that are factual and backed up.
	Do you like cops?
	I do.
	Because some cops don't like cops.
	No, yeah, that's that one guy that you met.
	That guy probably the people he works with probably hate him.
	He's probably just an asshole.
	Yeah.
	I actually met some people who work with him, and I think he's known as pretty slow.
	But you don't come across that.
	Negative.
	Are you like a cop groupie?
	You love him so much?
	No.
	Somewhere in between.
	Well, a lot of my friends are cops, so I don't know where the line is.
	And you've got a history with our co-host here, Maddie Odell.
	I do.
	Yeah.
	What is that?
	Not me so much, but a mutual friend of ours.
	He knew a guy that used to relentlessly break my balls.
	Why?
	And I didn't know.
	He just didn't like me, I don't think.
	I think he wanted to be a biker.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Yeah, I think there was a little obsession with Hells Angels.
	But he wasn't.
	He would come to Training Day, or one of his closer friends would come to Training Day.
	He was also a dog handler.
	And I would hear these stories because they worked down here.
	That guy pulled me over in so many different jurisdictions, like different counties.
	It was ridiculous.
	Was he allowed to do that?
	Well, he was a T-Way trooper, so he worked for the Thruway, so he could go anywhere on the New York State TV.
	He pulled me over in so many different areas.
	I was just like, do you have Lojack on me?
	Like, how come it's always you?
	Well, to be fair, I mean, you were wearing your collars, and your pipes were a little loud.
	Well, it wasn't hard to find.
	I'll never forget one time he pulled me over.
	He goes, do you know I had to do 140 miles an hour to catch you?
	I said, so?
	He goes, I got one question.
	He goes, why?
	He goes, why are you going 140 miles an hour?
	I go, because I can.
	I don't know.
	What am I going to say?
	Were you really going 140?
	Yeah.
	The worst thing was, I was going up to another Charter's anniversary.
	So I had a buddy of mine follow me in a car behind me.
	So as I'm going up 87 North, I think it's Slotsburg or something like that.
	There's a rest area on the right-hand side of the New York State Thruway.
	So I see the state trooper car coming out of the rest area.
	So I intentionally slow down to let him come out, and he cuts right across the highway to go into the southbound lanes.
	So once he goes down, the roads are a little off.
	Yep.
	So he goes down to go into the southbound lanes.
	I just open it up and take off because I'm only going up to like Woodbury, like exit 16.
	So I take off.
	I go in and out of like two or three tractor trailers and gone.
	So I know my buddy is in a car behind me.
	So I see a car coming up real fast behind me.
	No lights on or nothing.
	So I think it's my buddy.
	So I slow down a little bit and then he pulls up and throws the lights on and I'm like, pop.
	So he gets out of the car.
	He goes, Mr. O'Dell.
	I said, oh my God.
	I won't say his name.
	Troop or something.
	I go.
	Why doesn't he say his name?
	I don't know.
	He's still in law enforcement.
	Yeah, he still is.
	But I'm not, you know, I'm not doing it.
	Because he's no longer in that.
	He's not with the state police.
	Yeah, he's not with the state police anymore, but he's still a cop.
	He was a hammer.
	That guy was a hammer on the road.
	What was that weird picture I saw of him wearing Hell's Angels gear?
	That's crazy.
	I think that was.
	Yeah, I thought that was your stuff.
	No, no.
	No.
	So did he have it on?
	I had to ask him.
	He had this picture of me.
	But you said that that wasn't real.
	Yeah, he was holding it, but that stuff he was wearing wasn't real.
	No, no.
	I think he had it made.
	I don't know.
	Or maybe he took it.
	I don't know.
	Who knows?
	Could have made it.
	Could have borne it.
	He raided a few biker.
	Yeah, he was.
	But yeah, he just.
	He would write me all these tickets.
	He'd be like, yeah, I'm not going to show up at court anyway.
	I'm like, so then why pull me over and fucking give me tickets?
	He wanted to be your friend, dude.
	Well, can we talk about the origins of the photographs?
	Can we talk it?
	The origins of the photographs.
	Well, the whole pictures that I showed you on the side of the highway.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And the trooper had no idea that the FBI was actually watching Maddie.
	Oh, yeah.
	The feds were watching Maddie.
	The trooper has no idea.
	He stops them, and they're taking pictures of the incident.
	One of the many incidents.
	With a long, long time.
	I'll tell you a story right after this one.
	It's kind of crazy.
	And he's got no idea that the pictures were ever taken.
	And then the trooper was contacted by the feds later and said, hey, you got an email.
	We'll send you some cool pictures we took of your stop.
	We were watching those guys.
	And he got the pictures.
	And then later on, when I met Maddie years down the road, I show him the pictures and just blows his mind.
	But I'll never forget.
	I'm coming down from Troy one day, from like up by Albany.
	So I'm coming down 87.
	So I'm flying.
	I don't think I went below 100 miles an hour the whole way.
	So I'm coming up by the Palisades Parkway, like exit 14 or something like that before you come into like fucking Woodbury.
	Yeah.
	So I see a state trooper, so I slow down.
	He's getting off the exit, so I pass him, then he fucking pulls back on the highway, pulls me over.
	So, I did a thing that because I used to be notorious, the state troopers in that area hated me because I would just break their fucking balls because they would just pull me off of bullshit.
	Like going 140 miles an hour, like leave me alone.
	Yeah, I'm just breaking the sound barrier.
	So, the first thing I do, he pulls me over, so I put the kickstand down, I get off the bike, I walk in front of the bike, and now I'm facing them.
	So, they hate that shit.
	Because they just like you to be on the bike with your hands on them.
	Oh, I see.
	So, I'm doing that because I know being defiant.
	He walks up.
	Now, I'm facing him with my back turned.
	So, what I didn't know was that a white cheap Cherokee had pulled over behind me, like going southbound, and pulled over.
	And the cop looks at me, he goes, are they with you?
	And I turn around and I look and I see this white cheap Cherokee.
	And I go, I have no fucking idea who the fuck that is.
	I go, are they with you?
	So I said, I have no idea.
	So he was license registration, so I give him the paperwork.
	So I go, let me ask you a question.
	I go, what the fuck you pull me over for?
	He goes, speeding.
	I go, would you take fucking radar from the exit ramp?
	I said, you were getting off the exit.
	He goes, come on, you know what you're doing here.
	He goes, you know what's going on here.
	I said, yeah, you're profiling me.
	I'm like, that's fucking bullshit.
	I go, how fast was I going?
	He goes, 60.
	I said, 60 to 55.
	I'm like, that's real fucking lame, dude.
	So he's like, you know, license registration, comes back out.
	And he waves like this to the car in front of me.
	I look around.
	They're out there waving.
	He goes, that guy's following you.
	Fucking hell.
	Oh, that was the Fed.
	Yeah, they were Feds.
	Oh.
	I knew they were following me all the time.
	Yeah, didn't you get in an altercation where you kicked off a guy's side mirror and then the Fed showed up and said, what are you doing?
	Yeah, I was going to work one day, and some guy tried to push me off into like, there was construction, there was little cones.
	So some people usually bash the mirror off with their hands, but I just jumped up and kicked it off the guy's car.
	And I hear this noise.
	I hear this siren noise.
	And I'm looking at my, I'm like, there's no cop cars behind me.
	So it's like this little fucking Chevy blue car.
	So I finally pull over and one guy gets out.
	He walks up.
	He's wearing like jeans and a fucking polo shirt, like a golf shirt.
	So he goes, let me see your license.
	I said, well, who the fuck are you?
	He's like, I'm the police.
	I said, well, you need to show me something that says you're the police.
	So he pulls out his creds and shows me his credentials.
	So I go, oh, the FBI, this traffic stops now.
	So then he goes, license registration.
	So the guy getting out of the other side of the car was a guy who investigated me for like nine years.
	I won't say his name either.
	The FBI guy, but he's the one who fucked me on my parole, my federal parole on the last day.
	He's the one who got me sent back to federal prison.
	So I go, well, well, well, look who.
	What was the violation?
	Talking to another health agent.
	Oh, right, because you accepted the calls.
	Yeah, you press one to accept the call.
	So that means you voluntarily spoke to him.
	I said, bullshit.
	So that guy, he fucking, he's there.
	So I go, well, so I call up my buddy.
	He goes to me.
	He goes, who are you on the phone with?
	So-and-so?
	And I go, yeah.
	I said, I'm telling him.
	I said, listen, this guy's got me pulled off.
	You don't hear from me in an hour.
	I'm probably locked up.
	So they're like, what the fuck are you doing out here, Maddie?
	I go, what?
	I go, what the fuck are you guys?
	It's like 9 o'clock in the morning.
	Why are you guys following me around already?
	He goes, oh, we're not following you.
	I said, oh, you just happen to be behind me, huh?
	He goes, yeah, we couldn't believe it when you jumped up on your seat and kicked the mirror off that guy's car.
	I did no such thing.
	So anyway, they let me go.
	They took my license retro.
	I go, what are you going to go to your car?
	You don't have a radio in your car.
	You're going to call dispatch.
	Yeah, an FBI guy.
	I'm like, what the fuck are you guys doing?
	He knows who the fuck I am.
	I go, you guys are obviously following me.
	They followed me for like nine years.
	Craziness.
	That's why you broke up with that chick because she couldn't take it anymore.
	They told her, we're going to keep following you.
	But I was doing my violation.
	They would go to the house and be like, we're never going to stop.
	She was like, I want to get married and have kids.
	Was this after you got out of prison or before you went to prison?
	After.
	Okay.
	They sent me back twice.
	Yeah, but I mean, the one with our trooper friend, that was after.
	That was after.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	All right.
	I thought that was before you went.
	Okay.
	Yep.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	They fucked me more than once.
	That's when you went to state prison.
	No, I went to state prison.
	First?
	No, I was federal prison first.
	I mean.
	I mean, I've done years in New York State, like a year here, a year there.
	A few bids, yeah.
	Yeah, I got a few under the bar.
	But, yeah.
	All right, let's get to some crime and cop stuff.
	Yeah, here we go.
	I was reading this in the newspaper today, and I couldn't find it online, which is a pet peeve I've had for a while.
	New York Post, you need tiny URLs at the bottom of all your print articles.
	Or we're just going to stop reading the paper.
	I'm one of the only people left that actually holds a physical paper, and you're not making it easy for us.
	So this isn't online, but it's called a turf battle.
	And this is going on in Brownsville, which is East New York, right?
	And the way it works is there's one gang will have like five projects, housing estates, whatever.
	And then the other gang will have the other five.
	There's no turf battle.
	That's your hood.
	It's been defined.
	So the two big gangs there are the woos and the choos.
	And they kill each other, not as much as they could.
	I mean, it's like a murder every, you know, two or three a year.
	Doesn't seem like a lot for where you know where your ops lives.
	Yeah, you guys rhyme.
	Yeah, come on, guys.
	Get those numbers up.
	Yeah, but when there's too many bodies, it's no good for business.
	Well, that's it.
	Obviously, drug trade.
	Okay, this is really stupid, but I don't get how you make lots of money on drugs in the hood.
	Selling crack, heroin, coke, meth, pills.
	Okay, is there that?
	Like, the junkies.
	I don't know.
	I understand selling to college kids.
	You're selling cocaine.
	That's an endless client list.
	Yeah, but in the hood?
	Yeah.
	They line up for that shit 24-7.
	They don't have any money.
	That's people come from outside the hood to buy drugs in the hood.
	No one's going to Brownsville.
	When I was in PSA4, they locked up Scott Wyland from Stone Temple Pilots.
	Oh really?
	I mean that was...
	But it was in a housing project.
	He went into a housing project and bought on his own.
	I like the way your little bunny tail is sticking out of the bottom of your crotch there.
	This?
	No.
	uh Scott William went into the projects to buy heroin?
	Yep.
	What a suicide mission.
	But everybody knows him from that band, so he's good.
	Oh, you Scott Wilder from Stone Temple.
	Man, I loves Grunge.
	He got a lot of money.
	Let him in.
	Yo, this nigga born and broken every single time.
	Yo, you know Chris Cornell, that sound guiding nigga?
	I think that day he got arrested in New York City, he was on Howard Stern earlier that day saying how he was clean.
	Yeah, you're right.
	He was on heroin Stern.
	Yeah, talking about it.
	He got abundant buying heroin a couple hours later.
	He was talking about it so much with Stern.
	He was like, I'm going to get some of that shit.
	Those were good times.
	It's like when you watch Intervention and you're like, I feel like a drink.
	I want to get something.
	Yeah.
	This alcoholic is making me thirsty.
	He died not too long after that.
	But zoom in on that article?
	Towards the bottom there.
	Oh, wait.
	Is it cropped?
	I didn't think I cropped it.
	Let's see here.
	Yeah.
	Woo.
	Wait, I can't read it.
	It's super blurry.
	Woo, a subset of Wave Gang and Chu.
	There we go.
	Woo, a subset of Wave Gang, and Chu, members of Hood Stars, have been at war since 2010, according to law enforcement sources.
	But the violence took a particularly violent turn in July 2020 after Wu member shamed Shamel Boomer was fatally gunned down by a member of the Bergen fam, another gang.
	Even though a Chu member didn't kill Boomer, the gang relished the death and began taunting their rival.
	I don't think they sell drugs.
	I think this is pure tribalism.
	And the previous generation's drug dealers, Millennials and Gen X, they're like, I don't know what the fuck's going on with these kids.
	We used to sort of focus on drugs and maybe territory occasionally.
	This is just African tribalism.
	Like the Woos versus the Choos.
	I'm still not sure about that.
	What the fuck?
	The Woos and the Choos sounds a lot like the Hootsies and the Tootsies, doesn't it?
	Holy shit.
	That feels a McCoy's.
	What good of a mugshot is that?
	Wait, I know that guy, George Rosario.
	I recognize him.
	I recognize him from a Looney Tunes cartoon at night.
	I know him from a creepypasta thumbnail.
	Holy kaleidoscopes.
	I don't remember.
	I think I see one guy in there that looks trustable vaguely, Anthony McRae and Brian Rodriguez, kind of.
	What do you mean, trustable?
	Like, could they even look remotely part of society?
	Like, some people, you know, in this look like demons.
	Some people look like criminals.
	Some people look like this guy.
	Like, this guy, Derek, looks like Paul.
	That's the same guy.
	My point is, with these new street, the drill rapper hoodlums, there is no regard for life or death.
	No, they're not scared of the police.
	And they'll just go to each other's projects and say, and Facebook live stream and go, hey, I'm out here in front of the ops.
	What are you going to do, bitch?
	Do your worst.
	And then they come out and shoot each other.
	So while crime has gotten that stupid, at least in the old days, it was about territories and drugs, we are telling the police that they can't do their jobs.
	They suck.
	We all hate them.
	And by the way, please come over.
	I'm scared.
	I got a death threat for saying the cops should be defunded.
	And then on top of that, they've got all this affirmative action where they're getting chicks involved.
	And now you are defunded, demoralized.
	Crime no longer has any rules, so you can't get informants or do your job.
	And then they put a chick in your car.
	Like this.
	Actually, jump.
	Go to 42A.
	Is that 42A?
	No.
	Now, when you see cops run, they got a lot of shit around their waist, right?
	And cops go, okay, I got to run fast, but I have all this shit on me, so I'm going to run really aggressively.
	Like it's a tough mutter thing, because I got the weight.
	Women are like, I want to run, but I have this weight on me.
	I'll do a little turkey trot when I run because that's the best you're going to get, folks.
	They don't get the concept of, I need to fucking run through this motherfucker's face like it's football.
	Grab her, grab her, grab her, grab her, grab her.
	Quit filming it.
	Grabber?
	What are you talking about?
	Come on.
	Aren't you a good citizen?
	What do you mean?
	Wow.
	Grab her, grab her, grab her, grab her, grab her.
	Look, she can't run.
	Look at that run.
	I know I'm missing the whole point of the video.
	It's about concerned citizens not being concerned, but I'm just obsessed with the white woman's run.
	Look at this starting name.
	The guy's run is worse.
	Yeah, maybe that's why they picked him up.
	Is that even a run?
	Yeah, he looks like he's on mile seven of a marathon.
	Or this is another example of female cops making everyone's life worse.
	The guy walking down the street.
	Now, I don't understand why an allegedly blind guy has a walking cane folded up in his back pocket.
	This is 4-2.
	But this is kind of old news now.
	This was big last week.
	This guy Is oh oh oh well, you could probably find it.
	It was everywhere.
	Just say blind man harassed.
	Oh, I'm blocked.
	What?
	I'm not blocked by anybody.
	Chad Loader?
	He's an Antifa dude.
	Oh, he blocked me, eh?
	Yeah.
	Why are you on Twitter as yourself?
	I don't know.
	I'm a guy.
	That's dumb.
	What do you mean?
	You should be like, be a black woman who, you know, is Black Lives Matter and all that shit.
	I don't know.
	I don't respect that.
	I'm me.
	There I am.
	Moron.
	With my black school.
	You're using your account for this show.
	We want to show Antifa shit.
	Obviously, you're going to be blocked.
	You're saying nah, right now, in the middle of something we can't show because you use your face.
	I guess we can create a new account.
	Yes.
	Thank you.
	Detective shitty does it again.
	Nailed it.
	LAUGHTER Anyway, we'll see if you can find it.
	But she pulls this guy over and she goes, I need your ID.
	What are you doing?
	What's that in your back pocket?
	And he goes, this.
	And he pulls it out.
	It's one of those collapsible canes that goes click, click, click, click that blind people have.
	Why aren't you using it if you're blind?
	But she goes, I thought that was a gun.
	It looked like a gun.
	He's like, you thought this was a gun?
	It's like, when you fold up those things, they're this big.
	Yeah.
	And they're white.
	What kind of gun is this?
	Anyway, she was just being annoying.
	Yeah, there it is.
	I saw you walking up.
	The navigational age.
	What's the problem?
	You a tyrant?
	Yeah, I am, actually.
	What's your name and date of birth?
	I don't have to give that.
	Yes, sir.
	I was inventing.
	Do you want me to put you in a pink house right now?
	Yes, sir, I do.
	What is your suspicion?
	It looks like you're carrying a gun in your back pocket.
	I'm stopping to make sure you're carrying it properly.
	You ensured that it's not a firearm.
	No, you keep turning so I can't see it.
	You don't have to be a dick to me.
	That wasn't a great move while you were making it.
	Yeah, that was not smart.
	To reach for something.
	It's a cane.
	I'm going to reach for it now.
	If you sneeze wrong, she'll shoot.
	And by the way, I'm sorry that I don't have an account that we could.
	And I'm blurry.
	Oh.
	Well, that didn't work.
	You cut it too short, so it just goes.
	I'm also sorry about that.
	But I've learned from my actions.
	All right, well, get unblurry.
	And guess what?
	Farts.
	Get unblurry.
	All right.
	Go to a fucking barber.
	Yeah, you are.
	Seven, seven, whiskey, mic detained.
	I don't own as lower this.
	Were you ever partnered up with a woman?
	A few times.
	And is it different with state troopers than it is with normal cops?
	State troopers partner up from midnight till 5 a.m.
	What?
	They partner up from midnight to 5 a.m.
	You have a steady partner.
	You ride double from midnight to 5 a.m.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Because it's more dangerous.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's like I'm on my motorcycle.
	Oh, I don't want to hurt my head.
	I better put on a baseball hat.
	There we go.
	My dad did that once, actually.
	He was chopping down a tree, a branch off a tree, and he wanted to be protected.
	So he put on a puffy vest and two beanies.
	Nice.
	Wow.
	He double back in 18 places and was wearing a turtle shell for a year and a half.
	Good old Jim.
	Quick question.
	So when you go around the forest bopping field mice on the head, he's making fun of your tail.
	Oh.
	Little bunny foo-foo, I don't want to see you Scooping up the field nice and bopping them on the head Yeah, I mean, what are they going to do?
	All right, let's, here's the important, sort of the reason I'm doing this today.
	Cop life.
	This is what no one ever talks about with cops.
	The constant fear of death.
	And I had one dude tell me, he goes, you know, people look at the stats and they go, well, you say your job's dangerous, but not that many of you die.
	And he goes, yeah, because we're good at this.
	Just because we're not dead doesn't mean we didn't get shot at.
	Go to 4-3.
	Oh yeah, you gotta go to the beginning of this.
	Dude, that's a machine gun.
	They shoot at the camera.
	And cars don't protect you from bullets, really.
	No.
	They're bullet magnets.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I guess if you went down, you just got to get through the engine and everything if you're going to get the battery.
	Oh, that's the best.
	There's certain things like that.
	Like, you see right there where the post comes out from the windshield and the door?
	That's called like an A post.
	Then, like, the next one down is a B post.
	Like, those are the best chances to deflect off that.
	But the best place to be would be behind that motor and the drivetrain and the wheel and the brakes.
	Oh, right.
	But you don't really want to be hiding.
	I mean, if that's the only cover you have, you know, that's the only cover you have.
	But a bullet will go right through both doors and out the other side.
	Look at this.
	We had that conversation one day with Tommy Ranger.
	Oh, right, right, right.
	Yeah.
	And shooting through glass is not too good either.
	Some of the cruisers are bulletproof.
	They have Kevlar panels in the doors.
	And some of them have bulletproof glass, but very few.
	I don't know any of bulletproof glass.
	I mean, maybe.
	I know, like, the Bearcats and the SWAT vehicles have them.
	That's a pretty heavy-duty glass.
	I don't want this job.
	He's got a red dot on that, huh?
	A laser?
	No, just a holographic red dot.
	Oh.
	He shot.
	Hey, a lot of people forget that there's a lot of room underneath the car, so if you see people under there, you can shoot them in the legs.
	Is that the end of that?
	I don't know any details about that video.
	Sorry, folks.
	Here's another encounter, typical cop encounter.
	So, this guy is told exactly like George Floyd: Hey man, can you come over here?
	This guy's trying to pass off counterfeit money.
	Yeah, okay, I'm just gonna stop this guy in the street.
	Because I asked you to.
	No.
	Okay.
	Well, what?
	What did I do?
	Because I told you to.
	What did I do?
	Well, you passed a counterfeit dollar bill back.
	This bathroom behind one.
	Behind England.
	Put your hands behind your back.
	Put your hands behind your back.
	Do it now.
	Put your hands behind your back.
	Get on your stomach!
	Fuck!
	Fuck!
	crash crash crash
	Shots fired.
	Shots fired.
	Guess where the cop got shot?
	Where?
	In the head.
	Right?
	It looked like it.
	Yeah.
	He survived.
	Holy shit.
	Oh, my God.
	But in the hospital, they said, you're going to live, but as far as conversations go, you're only going to be able to talk to people like Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	So that's good.
	Because I'm a nice person.
	Not if he was used to talking to normal people.
	Well, I take pride in not being normal.
	I'm cool.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's one way to look at it.
	You're going to have enough brain damage to be cool.
	That just made me sick.
	Oh, yeah.
	And I know there's people at home going, oh, yeah, of course you're going to show black dudes.
	Why don't you show Dylan Roof and some of the mass shooters?
	That's the real problem in this country.
	All the white people shooting up schools and stuff.
	You know, mass shooters are black.
	Yeah, the last couple ones have been.
	The football player in Virginia and.
	Like, zoom in on that first row and we'll go down.
	Keep in mind that blacks are 14% of the population.
	A lot of chicks in this thing, too.
	Do you think of lit.
	It's the fact that they don't have like a manifesto or something that makes them nothing.
	How many people do you have to shoot for?
	Four.
	Four or more?
	Yeah.
	Oh, dude.
	That happens on the Dizzy in the hood.
	The bullet has to hit them, I guess.
	I'm happy none of these rookies died from that guy who plowed into them.
	I mean, maybe they still will, but you ram a car into 25 people?
	Oh, what's going on with this guy here?
	Hollywood is doing okay for diverse representation, but crime is killing it.
	Literally.
	You know what bothers me, though, is people are bummed when they see this because they want there to be white women.
	Oh, it's facts.
	It's facts.
	Evidence.
	I thought you said fags there for a second.
	No, no, facts.
	Which reminded me of something I forgot to get to the beginning of this show.
	This would normally go on the day show.
	For you folks that are just watching for free or listening for free, we made this show free to showcase the show as like a teaser, but it's nothing like any of the other shows.
	The other shows are more like Daily Wire meets Howard Stern, meets Tucker Carlson and stuff.
	We go through the news and discuss the news and maybe make a few jokes or have a few funny sketches or something.
	But this is more typical of our Monday, Tuesday, Friday shows.
	So go down a bit.
	What?
	Go down, no, no, to the thing he's talking about and click on the first picture.
	They're kind of out of order here.
	San Francisco launches guaranteed income program for transgender community.
	Now, when you first hear that, you think, okay, I have to picture a world where like trannies, there's a bounty out for them and you just hunt them and kill them and they're barely alive and they're covered in rags and we take them in and say, here's some food.
	We'll try to stop you from being shot, but don't go out at night or you're going to get killed.
	That's kind of the world, this crazy video game scenery they're giving us.
	Not remotely true, but it's much gayer than that.
	This is the list of people who are considered trans.
	And it's like 73.
	No, sorry.
	Sorry.
	97 different options.
	What?
	Now go to the things Matt Walsh isolated.
	One of them is faggot.
	Wow.
	Are you gay?
	Well, I identify as faggot.
	I identify you as a faggot.
	Yeah.
	Like, are we allowed to call them faggots?
	97 different.
	Yeah.
	And go back to that list, the Matt Walsh one.
	Zoom out on that a bit.
	The other ones are even crazier.
	BDSM kink.
	So because I like spanking girls in high-heel boots, I get free money.
	I have guaranteed living income.
	Sadomaschism and kink.
	So is straight not on here?
	BDSM in England is like the norm.
	This is where they wear rubber suits and like pour custard on each other.
	You get free welfare if you pour custard on a woman in a rubber suit?
	I don't understand that.
	Guaranteed income.
	Aromantic?
	What if you're a regular?
	What about welfare?
	You got welfare.
	Matty.
	No matter how much money you make?
	I don't know.
	I assume you've got to be unemployed.
	You couldn't just claim they were full.
	But wait a minute.
	If you're unemployed, then you get welfare anyway.
	Yeah.
	But what I'm trying to figure out, like, because they can't go out and work?
	In San Francisco, it's tough.
	You know, if you're known as gay in San Francisco, your life's over.
	You're just a hack.
	Yeah, you just get fag bashed.
	You got plenty of those.
	But wait, go back to that list.
	That's crazy.
	What are some aromatics?
	Maddie, you're a cook.
	Aromantic means you just fuck people and you're not into them.
	So like Gene Simmons gets free money.
	All of Motley Crew gets free money.
	Asexual, every woman, post-menopausal woman gets free money.
	BDSM, all British people get free money.
	Bisexual, all drunk girls in college get free money.
	Do you know what demisexual is?
	No.
	When you only have sex with people that you have a connection with.
	In other words, you only fuck people that turn you on.
	In other words, the way it's always been.
	Yeah.
	That's what Cuomo's daughter, right?
	Didn't she come out as demisexual?
	Yes.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Yeah.
	You know who does it?
	You know who fucks people that aren't attracted to processing.
	It's ridiculous.
	Gay.
	If you're gay in San Francisco, you get free money.
	What about 75% of the population?
	Population.
	Fag capital of the world.
	Very difficult population.
	Is there anything for furries?
	Probably.
	Dude, 97.
	I don't want to see you skipping the field mice and bop on them on the head.
	All right, let's get back to some.
	Please don't hurt me after this, sir.
	Don't arrest me.
	Please get back to some cop stuff there.
	4-4.
	I thought this was great.
	The person who put this up on social media said, New York is a brand.
	Because Eric Adams, our wonderful mayor, was bragging about how amazing it is to be in New York City.
	He goes, Kansas isn't a brand.
	New York is a brand.
	All right, let's check out New York.
	Yeah, that was the guy I seen this the other day.
	Came in and started stabbing him.
	Was there a reason behind this?
	Yeah, he's from that project, and the other guy's from Marcus Garvey Estates.
	Oh, you should have known.
	Ah!
	There he is stabbing him.
	That guy realizes he's dying.
	gets in a white lexus and takes off How could you miss him?
	Wait, did the original stabber just get run away?
	No, the guy who got stabbed got shot.
	Right, right.
	That's what I said.
	The original stabber, not stabby, just got out of that white car and ran away.
	How do you not die after being shot six or seven times?
	World's worst aim.
	Most criminals are horrible.
	Go back to that.
	Go back to when he first started shooting at the car.
	No, no.
	There, so he gets in the car.
	Six shots.
	Three of them at point-blank range.
	And the guy's running away.
	You know who didn't miss?
	Those cops?
	Yeah.
	You got to understand something.
	Like, when you're the first, like, I remember the first time I was in a gun.
	Anytime the adrenaline dump that goes into your body, like, you lose kind of, like, all fine motor skills.
	Like, at first, because you're not used, like, you're just overwhelmed.
	So, even though he was running up to the car shooting.
	He was at the car.
	Yeah.
	Come on, guys.
	Come on, man.
	There's more.
	He was kind of, like, I don't know why he was stabbed, but the cops just shot the wrong guy.
	That was on, I believe, Gunhill Road.
	Oh, shit.
	We all know Gunhill Road.
	Gunhill Road.
	Yeah, right.
	That's the Bronx.
	The motherfucking BX, dog.
	Yeah, we would always tell tales about Gun Hill Road or hear stories about Gun Hill Road as a co-op city-er.
	Don't move!
	Now he's stabbed and shot.
	There's a great bar down there called, it's got a baseball name.
	Rumor?
	No.
	Yeah, rumor.
	Baseball, yeah.
	Before you said baseball.
	Hot dogs.
	I said rumors.
	Baseball bats.
	Yeah, rumors of like, oh, maybe the Astros cheating again, you know?
	Okay.
	And then 4-5.
	Oh, wait, wait, go back there.
	He was screaming, call 9-1-1, or call an ambulance, I'm going to die.
	Well, he was stabbed and shot now.
	And they're going to roll them over and put them in cuffs.
	Don't be afraid!
	Look at that woman, cop.
	She's doing her job.
	Thanks for coming out.
	They should have different uniforms.
	They should have white shirts.
	No, that's upper brass.
	They should have reflective keys.
	They should have red berets on.
	Yeah.
	So 4-5?
	Terrible.
	If he lived, that guy is fucking blessed by the Lord.
	Oh.
	He died.
	Didn't make it.
	Here's cops stopping a school shooting.
	Don't worry, it's coming up.
	Whoa, thanks to Rogue Action, this PHX PD officer.
	What's PHX?
	Phoenix.
	Oh, Phoenix.
	A possible shooting at school was prevented.
	Oh, yeah, there she is.
	She's got her gun.
	Headed to school.
	No, you're not.
	You got a finger over the barrel?
	Yeah?
	You don't want the bullets to spill out, dummy.
	I guess not.
	Oh, shit.
	And here's a funny one.
	In Paris, where the FBI sends me regularly, this guy, unlike the dude where they said, stop him, don't you want to be a good citizen?
	Oh, Eric Adams, welcome to the show.
	Hey, what's up, Blavin?
	How are you today?
	Gavin.
	I'm great.
	What you're seeing is New York has a brand.
	It's got the swagger.
	It's not a very good brand.
	Yeah, but there's swagger.
	These other places ain't got swagger like that.
	See, that's the sort of New York.
	Can you put the swagger in jail, please?
	Because our streets are not safe.
	No, the swagger's going to stay on the streets where it belongs.
	Look at Paris, Eric.
	Okay.
	The rapper?
	No.
	Okay.
	Because she has swaggle.
	Swaggle.
	Swaggle.
	Boom.
	Hey.
	Love to see it.
	Wow.
	He wanted to get in.
	He's getting in.
	Look, he puts him down gently.
	Yeah.
	I would have bought his head.
	That's one arm.
	The one arm control right there.
	Good adrenaline control, too.
	Every stealing pass you might get slammed again.
	Paris, I believe, is the most heavily surveilled city in the world.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, cameras are everywhere.
	I think Jay-Z and Kanye West wrote a song about this.
	And then 4-8, this guy beat a fireman.
	I don't know where it is.
	It looks like Brazil or something.
	And the whole town gets together and beat him up.
	I love an eye for an eye.
	Like, let's not get the police involved in everything.
	Someone slashes your tires.
	Go slash their tires.
	Yeah, these are firemen chasing.
	Oh, that's back to New York.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You can see his swaggle.
	So he hit an old dude, then he gets on his bike, and the fireman are like, no.
	Not happening.
	You see, actually, the fact that there was no swaggle in that clip, that was in 2020.
	Wow.
	Is that like the Wild, Wild West?
	That's like the Wild, Wild West.
	I have to listen to Eric Adams before I continue this.
	Yeah, Eric Adams just sounds like a little kid.
	And he is.
	So what we have is our swaggle back.
	He's getting $110 billion.
	You're starting to sound like Sway from MTV.
	Yeah, $110 million.
	$30,000 for every New Yorker.
	$110 billion.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	$110 billion.
	$30,000 for every New Yorker.
	Wow.
	Can I have that in cash, please?
	He's just going to keep hiring people.
	You should see this queen he just hired for New York City.
	He just hired this guy who LARPs as a knight.
	Mayor Eric Adams.
	I think he's hiring him as a judge.
	And he's a LARPing knight.
	I see, okay.
	Yeah, that's him.
	The guy with the bow tie.
	Have you been successful?
	Yeah, New York City judge.
	Pass cosplay.
	Over a dozen shootings, a couple dozen shootings over a holiday weekend.
	Yes.
	Oh, looks like he has got some sword damage on there.
	We're in the old Gorbachev zone.
	Oh, boy.
	Wow, that's him there.
	Well, that's kind of cool.
	Yeah.
	That's how bad it is.
	Ryan thinks it's cool.
	Was he at the Renaissance fair when you were there?
	Oh, shit.
	No, I didn't see him.
	See, this is.
	Oh, my God.
	He's at that shitty knockoff one.
	Oh, my God.
	We openly gay black knights of North America.
	One of the few black knights.
	Is that like opposite the Ku Klux Klan?
	Because they're the white knights.
	Oh, yeah, true.
	Wow.
	He just hires blacks.
	That's what's going to happen to that.
	10 billion.
	110 billion.
	He's the grand dragon to invest a bunch of jobs and make it all every hire he does is black.
	He asks for an 8x10 for your resume.
	Probably because he can't read.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Oh, dude.
	So show the home.
	I always love seeing these kind of stories where someone is just ready.
	Always be prepared.
	4-9.
	These kids, before the garage door can close, they jump in to get them.
	Never relax.
	Never relax.
	They just scooch in at the last second.
	Oh, I'm coming in.
	He has, what, four seconds to be ready for this?
	Six.
	See, we're okay with defunding the police if we're all allowed to be armed.
	Yeah.
	If you want to go back to the wild, wild west, as Eric Adams calls it, then let us fucking be absolutely.
	I thought this was an interesting take on Takeoff.
	Remember that rapper?
	Yeah.
	we talked about an interview on the show a couple years ago with Takeoff where we could not understand a fucking word he was saying nor could the black interviewer guy but this is a Because it was like miscommunication, right?
	Remember that?
	Yeah, very difficult communication.
	Yeah.
	Black Americans, seriously, bro.
	You cut on the news and see shit like this.
	You're not going to see Jeff Bezos and Leonardo DiCaprio and a bunch of rich Caucasian men shooting dice.
	And if they are, they're in a casino they own.
	You're not going to see them shooting dice.
	Jeff Bezos, like, wait a minute, Leo, didn't you look at my blast?
	Mime stuff.
	Yeah, I catch you looking at Leo's like.
	I'm not going to be shooting dice at 2.30 in the morning in front of a closed bowling alley.
	That's never going to happen.
	We're the only mother that can't figure out how to get shit structured.
	Yo, we're the laughing stock of America.
	Black people, I'm sorry to tell you, if you're watching this video, we're the laughingstock of America.
	Nobody takes a seriously.
	Look at this shit.
	We're the only people in the news that keep them by gun violence publicly.
	Our celebrities keep popular people in our community keep and by our own hands.
	There's a running list of all the rappers that are killed lately.
	We can't get along, so what do we do?
	Nobody takes the record labels with drill rappers, they'll go, where are you from?
	And you say Scarsdale, and they're like, and then you say Gunhill Road, and they're like, what part of Gunhill Road?
	You go, I'm with the Woos.
	Okay.
	Then they'll maybe call some Woos and be like, do you know this guy?
	Is he the choose, hate him?
	And then they're like, good, yeah, you're authentic.
	But what that means is I'm more likely to die soon.
	And the record labels go, that's great for business.
	Yeah.
	Record sales go up after death.
	Yeah, I think that might be their source of income.
	50 Cent said it the other day.
	He said the only rappers who ever go like diamond, like 10 million, were Tupac after he got killed and Biggie after he got killed.
	He's like, you got to get shot and killed in order to go diamond and rap.
	Wow, and the people that...
	Who gets the royalties from that?
	Like, some families, sometimes the labels?
	Who knows?
	I don't know.
	All I know is if you can't handle swaggle, get out the kitchen.
	I'm not going to blame the record labels, actually.
	They managed to capitalize on mass murder.
	Like, what if someone signed one of the Hootsies when they were killing the Tutsis and got some money as they ripped everyone's heads off?
	I mean, they chopped each other up with hatchets.
	I mean, machetes, right?
	Yeah.
	You're hiring with like people with pre-existing conditions, basically.
	So that way.
	Yeah.
	Pre-insurance company where they want you to retire.
	It's the opposite of an insurance company.
	But remember when we had takeoff on the show?
	Not literally, but 5-1, four minutes in?
	This is how that guy talked, speaking of Laughingstock.
	It's 4.32.
	Yeah, this is that interview where there's a fight that happens because he doesn't understand what he's saying.
	He's like, what's that?
	Huh?
	He's big and bougie, but in.
	Amigo's with us here on the BT Awards carpet, looking like a fashion spread.
	How you guys doing?
	Yeah, we blessed, man.
	We dripping too, by the way.
	Wait, go back.
	Are they tripping or dripping?
	Dripping.
	Meaning they have a lot of jewelry on them, I suppose.
	We tripping too, by the way.
	No, they said tripping.
	Fashion spread.
	How you guys doing?
	Yeah, we blessed, man.
	We tripping.
	Oh, tripping.
	Sounds like dripping.
	Too by the way.
	Yep.
	Big stones.
	Wait, the guy on the far, the far right?
	So weird.
	It's like me seeing myself next to myself.
	He doesn't make any sense.
	Even with coffee, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, big stones.
	I feel like every week on game buttons.
	I think you're right.
	It was dripping and they got it wrong.
	Shut up.
	Take off.
	Listen, I feel like there's like a running joke with you being left off Bad and Bougie.
	Like, how do you feel with the group is succeeding, but sometimes people pinpoint, like, why isn't he here?
	Why isn't he turned up like the other two?
	I ain't left out Badambooge.
	You think I'm left out of Bougie?
	Hey, turn it up.
	Turn it up.
	That's getting on my own nerves here.
	I never left Bad and Bougie.
	You think I left Bad and Bougie, but the guy cannot fucking understand him.
	Bad and Bougie.
	Actually, there's lots of B's.
	Like, I ain't left.
	There's lots of B's.
	I bat off Bougie.
	He left me boosing on Batty and the hoops.
	Okay, we'll just end it with this.
	50A, then we'll take some calls.
	50A, right?
	50A, the only one we haven't done yet.
	I thought this was interesting that in prison, which is Lord of the Flies, these black dudes seem to police themselves better than they do on the streets.
	How are you doing?
	Maybe it's a generational thing.
	I've been incarcerated for the past 33 years.
	Y'all know I look young.
	Yeah, I've been three.
	Yeah, first of all.
	I've been incarcerated since I was 16.
	I'm from Watts, California.
	I grew up as a blood.
	Like he was saying, a lot of times we have a lot of influence in these prisons.
	One thing that I've learned that we as bloods and crips in these prisons, on these prison yards, we don't need to gangbang against each other.
	So if we don't gangbang against each other on these prison yards, why is it that we continue to let that stuff go on in the streets?
	One thing about prison, we got rules.
	You break these rules, something's going to happen to you.
	See, on the streets, we got certain type of rules, but we don't have them.
	Excuse me, word, I'm missing the structure.
	Like a crew couldn't just come and do something to me.
	They got to actually go to the bloods and ask the bloods, look, this is going on.
	So, but we don't do that.
	It's like policing your own.
	How you doing?
	How you doing?
	My name is Jay Burton.
	Not happening in...
	Swaggle.
	Swaggle.
	It's a brand, baby.
	Swaggle.
	It's a wild, wild west.
	It's a wild, wild west.
	I got a fight tomorrow.
	I'm dreading it.
	A fight or a spar?
	Spar.
	Well, what do you think a fight?
	Yeah, I'm going to beat up Clint Delvecchio down by the schoolyard.
	Well, a fight is like no headgear, eight-ounce gloves or whatever the fuck.
	But a spar ain't really a fight, is it?
	You guys go all out?
	You hard spar?
	No.
	Okay.
	Still hurts.
	You're still taking punches to the game.
	Oh, really?
	Damn it.
	You still, for the four days after, this is all tender.
	I want to get a headgear that's this big.
	And it's inflated.
	It's like a balloon.
	Water balloon.
	You're back at your original gym?
	Yes.
	You didn't tell how that went.
	Or maybe you don't want to.
	Yeah, I did.
	I thought I did.
	You want to know the truth?
	I hated the new gym so much.
	And I just, for my own sense of pride, I can't go back there and just wash it away because he said he'll pay for the damage.
	For those of you not caught up, a boxer was going to the Hall of Fame.
	I took him in my car.
	And his kids got wasted because it was an open bar.
	And on the way back, wrecked the back of my car, my Jaguar.
	And so the owner of the gym said, I'll pay for it.
	And then I was like, weeks are going by.
	So then I got a little too aggressive.
	And I was like, I'm here for the money.
	You said Friday.
	Then he got all pissed off.
	And so I left and we were screaming.
	He was screaming at me, blah, blah, blah.
	Then I went to this other gay gym that Ryan goes to.
	Why didn't you come to the gym this week, by the way?
	I've been going to the other gym, but I was thinking about maybe going twice a week or going every day.
	So I would go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
	Why did I part?
	So anyway, different times.
	I was like, if he would just call me and say, look, man, I'm sorry.
	We'll give you a few free months.
	So I'm like a lady waiting to be courted.
	And it just wasn't happening all summer.
	Like June, July, August, September, October.
	So I went to one of the guys and I go, can you just say to him, why don't you just offer him a few free months, man?
	It's just like his own pride.
	He can't, and I would never, I'd rather die than go back there after all that and not get anything.
	That wasn't our deal.
	But I was at the point where I was like, say you're going to give me free months and lie, and I won't notice on my bank statement.
	I just need something to walk through the door, you know?
	Give me a fucking pen here.
	It's a $600 pen.
	That's how much it costs, by the way.
	And so he did.
	He was like, yeah, no problem.
	I'll give him all the months he wants.
	And there's this dude there now.
	Oh, boy.
	Fucking beast.
	He's awesome.
	What's his name?
	Harley Heavyhands Burke.
	He's from Yonkers.
	7-0, 6KOs.
	He wasn't one of those from that video.
	No, I've never seen him before.
	I think he might be a baby monster.
	Oh, maybe.
	Oh, I know.
	I know who Ryan was.
	Ryan Katzen.
	He was starstruck to see Ryan, if you can even wrap your head around that.
	Oh, is that the guy that he met you outside and he was like, holy shit, the first day that I went there?
	Maybe.
	He met you outside, took a picture with you?
	Yeah.
	So you're going back to the old barber and pizza shop?
	Everything's back.
	Nice.
	Let me see if I could do it.
	4-1 for the gaff.
	If I could do an intro for him.
	Ladies and gentlemen, coming out of Yonkers, New York, Harley Heavyhands.
	Boom!
	Apparently all of McLaren Avenue is there at his fights.
	He's got one December 19th.
	Nice.
	That was like the best intro I've ever done, and you said nothing about it.
	Wait, were you talking?
	Yeah.
	He did a full-blown intro.
	Is that Elon Musk doing his Aussie imitation?
	No, it's not an Aussie impersonation.
	Dishdila Musk but requires a lot of patients to probably listen to it because it's What was that?
	Either stay and work hard or fuck off.
	Yeah, he said either stay and work hard or get three months' severance and kick fucking rocks.
	Yeah.
	Great.
	Love it.
	I heard he hasn't left the studio.
	Oh, he's been there the whole time, huh?
	What am I talking about?
	The head office.
	All right.
	Let's do the mailbag intro.
	That's enough cop shit.
	Should we do the thanks for calling?
	Because we only get to do it once a week.
	And we are taking calls, right?
	Hey, Dickman, did you think that was good?
	Was that reverent?
	Do you think cops will like the beginning of this show?
	Yeah.
	Why wouldn't they?
	I don't know.
	You didn't seem too thrilled.
	It was like a giant tribute to you and your people.
	It was good.
	How about the bunny community?
	Do you think they'll be hopping all around?
	The bunny community is going to love it.
	All right, let's do thanks for calling then.
	You are on air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It's great hearing from you.
	Bye-bye.
	All right, next call.
	Bye-bye.
	So true.
	Ryan's not gay grandfather.
	Oh, you should put the number on the screen here.
	Yes.
	You should try to get him on the show that Vietnam War was some wild shit.
	I hate to be cynical, but there's no fucking way Ryan's grandfather is going to trek out to the Bronx.
	He'll probably get PTSD when he comes to the studio.
	There's no way he's going to talk on camera about his Vietnam War story.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Maybe a conversation where I kind of just sitting there nodding.
	I mean, you know, that transcribing a book idea, he might be open for that.
	But it is.
	Oh, that's different.
	I think that's a great idea, though.
	Because you sit with him.
	You get one of these people.
	People do this for a living, like Anthony's book.
	Someone sat there, he just related all the stories.
	They put it in order.
	They add a few adjectives.
	They go do some research and find out it was the 13th platoon that was in Phnom Penh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	And they fill in all the gaps.
	You know what's even crazier?
	His story is like before and after the war, too.
	It's all nuts.
	It's all crazy.
	Oh, the Bronx and heroin and crack and crime and gangs.
	Yeah, it's all like, you know, movies don't even come close to this guy's life.
	It's fucking nuts.
	Anyway, but.
	And people think that I'm like a heavy shit war movie vet because I've seen so many war movies.
	These guys were actually there.
	They deserve more credit than I deserve.
	Oh, in a sense, sure.
	Like, I've seen platoon pockets now, and I know that's a huge deal.
	This guy was in actual Vietnam.
	And I think that's a bigger deal than watching a movie about it stone.
	But I think he was only stone through it like very small times.
	Ryan, your hair has reached a level.
	I look like a vampire.
	No.
	No, you look like a homeless pauper from 1606.
	Can you help me out?
	Like, what's the end state for that?
	What are you going for?
	I don't know yet, but I'll tell you when we get there, baby.
	Sorry.
	Do you know how mad people get when they see that?
	It's not just me.
	It's not like I have a weird fetish and hair has to be a certain amount of people.
	You can read the comments and oh, boy.
	No hair has ever bothered me, like, really.
	As far as my day-to-day walking down the street, New York City, millions of people a day.
	You sound like those people in those up-ity neighborhoods.
	Hair has no home here.
	Get out of hair.
	Hey, listen, I'm trying to hair you out, but, you know.
	Someone wrote in and said, Chad Loader has auto-block when you follow Andy No and other people.
	Oh, I didn't know you could do that.
	Oh.
	Also, speaking of Ryan, stop the fucking laugh track.
	Jesus fucking Christ.
	I'm trying to hear people talk, and all I hear is this stupid fucking laugh track and ooh and clapping.
	Way to fuck up an entire segment.
	I thought it was fun.
	Let's see.
	Come Town made fun of you and censored.tv.
	Come Town?
	Yeah, this Nick Mullins podcast.
	Nick Mullen keeps lumping everyone who's not, who's slightly mega in with the KKK and Stormfront and stuff.
	Yeah, he's a little, you know, he's a special guy.
	It's a very lib thing to do.
	He's libby.
	That's very Pete Davidson.
	Pete Davidson.
	I don't know.
	I just, they're Nazis or whatever.
	I'm actually going to script it and then just do all the voices for the podcast at some point.
	But My spec script for The Simpsons where Homer gets red-pilled, and then Marge has to tolerate finding out about the all-right and stuff.
	He's like, Marge, did you know that the Jews are using cultural Marxism to turn Bart gay?
	Homer, stop reading those websites.
	So jump ahead.
	It's a little farther in.
	Yeah, I've heard this before.
	He mentions your name.
	He's like, what?
	I listened to the Prow Boys.
	But he mentions your name.
	Not censored.
	Yeah, he did.
	Oh, maybe show censored.
	Oh, but you're still using it in a derogatory way.
	They put the Q in the LG thing.
	You're going to be fucking mad at me.
	Marge, do you know about these Muslims?
	They're trying to sneak into the country.
	Homer, stop reading Gavin McInnes.
	But Marge, he's so cool.
	I'm going to become a proud boy.
	Homer, what is that?
	Homer, why are you spending so much money on the Anthony Coomi and that one?
	That's not The Simpsons, right?
	That's someone drawing like The Simpsons.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, yeah.
	I thought that was the actual cartoon.
	No.
	And they just cut some corners.
	Yeah, they had some layoffs.
	This guy, Louis J. Relay.
	They didn't realize it was dude today.
	He makes fun of Louis J. Gomez.
	That's a funny bit.
	He's not making fun.
	But it was unfair what he did with Anthony Coome.
	I still stand by that being shitty, egregious.
	Egregious, frankly.
	This guy's saying Fetterman's uncle-in-law.
	His wife's uncle?
	Wife, sisters, cousins.
	I can't believe that they're trying to pass him off as...
	It's a lie.
	How the beloved uncle of John Fetterman's wife, Giselle, was a Brazilian spy whose illegal wiretaps triggered a political scandal and ministerial resignations.
	What a funny-looking dude.
	He looks like a fat chick.
	I mean, Antifa.
	Looks like a Halloween.
	I don't care.
	I don't know why I put a thing on that.
	Let's get the super chat up and take a look at it.
	Some calls.
	Yes.
	My lie.
	We've got a guy online, 347.
	Go ahead, Dad, 347.
	Yellow.
	Do you have your mic on game?
	Oh, shit.
	My mic's not on.
	All good.
	That's embarrassing.
	Hold one second, sir.
	Or Maddie, can you tell him the whole one?
	Yeah, I said hello.
	Go ahead, 347.
	Go ahead, 347.
	We're ready to rock.
	Isn't that LA?
	Is that 347?
	No.
	I think that's New York.
	Cell phone, New York.
	Well, I'm outside the building.
	Where the swagger is.
	One time I got a text, it said, right after my address was doxed, and it said, look out your window, Fashy.
	I was like, okay.
	I guess it's time to rock.
	Let's dance.
	Don't threaten me with a good time.
	And then I went out there and there was no one there.
	And I thought, if I was to, like, go to an Antifa's house and I said, are we ready, boys?
	Look out your window, anti-fasci.
	That would have been like a six-month plan.
	There'd be people in the trees.
	There'd be 900 escape routes.
	The phone would be a burner.
	There'd be a bulletproof vest.
	It would be like setting off a bomb.
	Like, look out your window, anti-fasci.
	Send.
	All right, boys.
	It's on.
	Right.
	They just sit on their ass.
	Cherrorists.
	Yeah.
	Cherrorism.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Last chance.
	Hello.
	347.
	Go ahead.
	All right.
	You're fired.
	All right.
	You're fired?
	I'll put them on hold.
	I'm sure it's our fault.
	505.
	You're on the live.
	505.
	Go ahead.
	This is starting to look like Ryan Katsu Rivera's fault.
	Okay, well, I'm going to start over and get the super chat going.
	All right.
	Super chat, coming right up.
	Hello, Gav Meister and Muscular Chink.
	I have a question regarding the influence of screens on any kind of parenting.
	How exactly do you handle the screen addiction?
	I remember you locking your iPads off.
	How do you keep yourself from dancing at your phone?
	It's a hard thing to do, even when I am knowingly addicted to my phone.
	I've got a five-year-old stepson with another one arriving in March time, then not in December.
	And I'm trying to do as much things right as I can, at least parenting-wise.
	Ich mag dich mer als einen frund.
	I don't find it that hard.
	I don't put them in a safe or anything.
	I just take them away.
	And if you want to cheat and come and get your phone, you just added a day to no screen time.
	So, and they're easy to hide, by the way.
	You just stick them under a random couch cushion and make it different every time, under a towel there.
	They'd have to rip the whole house apart to find.
	They're only this big.
	But they start to know after a while that there's no negotiation.
	Now, as far as you on your phone, that's another story.
	What I say to the kids on No Screens Day is, I'll give you five bucks if you catch me on my phone.
	And then if I have to do anything, I go to the bathroom.
	But I told you I bought that little light bright mini phone, and I've just been lugging around with me with my other fucking dumb iPhone in my pocket.
	But I've been closing major deals with this.
	Like, I got Tommy Sodomayer on the network just by texting.
	So I need it for work.
	I'm also talking to the dudes at I'm Doing Great.
	So there's major deals going down with that thing.
	I guess I could do it on the little one.
	Because it's text and phone.
	I don't fucking know.
	I'm having some serious problems with my phone addiction, to be totally frank.
	I'm not sure if these $100 chats we read last week.
	This is the reason the internet was created.
	We can turn it off now.
	Keep up the great work, G-Dog.
	You're a voice of reason amongst the cacophony of bullshit.
	Love your brother.
	That sounds pretty familiar.
	I'm going to paste the link.
	Should I date a single mother or nah?
	Sure.
	Well, you shouldn't meet her kids for a year.
	At least.
	Okay, this is the reason why the internet should exist.
	Says this is my last resort.
	Suffocation.
	Got my life into recess.
	This is my last resort.
	You like that video.
	I watch 600 of those a day.
	Sorry, dude.
	You've got to have slightly higher standards, especially in this day and age.
	Trying in a different browser here could be such that the browser is acting feared.
	I doubt it very much, but okay.
	This is something with the soundboard.
	We should test Skype before every Thursday night show.
	Gentlemen, behold, a bridge in Ethiopia built by the Europeans centuries ago, and Africans never rebuilt the bridge, so they cross it via ropes.
	Is that something I have to clip?
	Because I'm busy.
	Yeah, okay.
	Well, I'm just trying to fluff the show.
	Fill the time.
	Ready to connect, I'd say.
	Hello.
	Oh, here's a good one to kill to fill in the holes here while you figure out this stuff.
	Gavin, you're wrong about our Navy and China's.
	This is yesterday, or two days ago, maybe yesterday.
	I said that we used to have a much better Navy than China's, but they probably kind of matched us now, and they have a carbon copy of it.
	Can you guys hear us?
	Hello?
	You say 505?
	505.
	We're trying to get through.
	Uhuru.
	Uhuru.
	Hey, those are the laugh tracks.
	They were all right, Ryan.
	You like the laugh track?
	Good.
	Some people just don't like when color is added to something.
	I remember when Vice was Voice of Montreal, and then we were just black and white newsprint, like the first few issues, and then we had enough advertisers to go to color.
	People would always be like, you were way better when you were black and white.
	Voice sucks now.
	And that continued for.
	We know how that went.
	Yeah.
	So I'm in the Southwest.
	I didn't make it to the Vegas show.
	But I was with the 24-hour live stream.
	So I got the Bird is the Bald Eagle tattoo.
	I want to make sure you're good on your word that that's good for a ticket.
	That is absolutely 100% guaranteed free entry to any censored event from now to the end of time.
	Good.
	I know how forgetful you can be.
	Yeah.
	Well, that is a problem.
	And I tell Josh, I'm always like, oh, shit.
	But by the way, Josh knows now, by the way.
	But if you're ever to get to the event and they're like, we don't know what you're talking about, you could say, trust me, there's been a misunderstanding.
	I'll wait while they go and get me or whatever.
	Yeah, you know what you have to do?
	Email.
	You would not look at your fucking hair.
	You would have to email and let them know that you're on the list, so that way there'll be no problem.
	But by the way, huge, this is a huge update.
	So I'm getting the ticket holder information about who got tickets or whatever.
	So then about, I don't know, I'm going to say tomorrow.
	If you could, or email me tonight.
	If you bought a ticket and you didn't go to the show, refund or not, email me and then we could just check your email to see if you bought a ticket.
	What does your wife say about your hair?
	Is she fine with it?
	She likes it.
	She likes it.
	Was she harassed by the cops for having a walking stick in her back pocket?
	No, she's not blind.
	I understand the implications.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Thanks for calling by.
	I'm trying to get it to ponytail length and just to see what that might be like.
	But you comb it forward.
	For now.
	You're not going to put a ponytail in the front.
	Well, for now, but then it could be ponytailable.
	Like, if I kick it back like this, it could be ponytailable.
	I've been doing the middle part.
	But this is a look.
	You could put it in a man bun.
	No.
	See, I'm trying to grow it beyond the man bun.
	Oh.
	My documentary, Beyond the Bun.
	Now you look like Jason Mamoa in that stupid kids movie that's out now.
	That's a compliment.
	China has more ships than ours.
	China's navy is also comprised mostly of Coast Guard-style ships, patrol boats, coastal frigates.
	Frigates.
	Frigates and Corvettes.
	Those sound fun.
	In other words, ships that are smaller that carry less firepower and can't fare out in the ocean due to design and fuel limitations.
	China's naval tonnage, literal weight of ships, is less than America's despite having more ships than us.
	This is because we have more submarines, aircraft carriers, destroyers, overall combat ships, and supply ships.
	This leads to logistics.
	The U.S. military's greatest advantage is our ability to supply and transport equipment and personnel during a war.
	We can keep ships and vehicles fueled, get a carrier strike group, any naval asset anywhere in the world within 48 hours.
	And we can overpower our enemy with incredible firepower.
	Also, our Navy is far more experienced than China's.
	Our sailors and ships have infinitely more real maritime hours than China does.
	True.
	Lastly, you'll often hear how the U.S. always loses to China in our military wargaming scenarios.
	These scenarios are fixed to give the enemy the greatest advantage possible.
	When wargaming, you don't use real-world odds.
	If we did, our Navy would always win and our military strategists wouldn't learn anything and would be stuck in a bubble, forever unprepared against a greater threat.
	We wargame against all odds to better plan for a hypothetically or potentially stronger future enemy.
	China has carrier-killing missiles and hypersonic missiles.
	We have a missile defense system built on ships and several of these ships protecting carriers and each other in a strike group.
	This is annoyingly overlooked by pessimists and people frightened by China's propaganda.
	This isn't to say that we wouldn't take losses.
	We would.
	But China can't wage a war over and across the ocean.
	Our military is mostly not idiots and are patriots who are smart and want to succeed.
	But if we went to war, we'd be in their backyard.
	It would be over Taiwan.
	Right.
	They wouldn't be coming to the shores of America.
	No, so we'd be fighting, they could just refuel right around the corner.
	Also, I want to propose the idea that beyond challenging our strategies to overcome or counter insurmountable odds, our military reports devastating losses in an attempt to convince Congress to provide more funding for the Department of Defense.
	Congress would see that we lose against China, and the rationale would be throw more money at the military to fix this.
	Huh, wow, where, well.
	We got that call that's been waiting.
	347?
	347?
	X pistols.
	We don't care.
	Yo, what's up?
	What's going on, guys?
	How you doing?
	Quick complaint, Gav.
	I'm without a vehicle, so I wouldn't be able to make it to the Jersey show.
	I was just wondering if you would put on a free exclusive show here in the Bronx, given that your fan base is so small and no one would attend.
	How dare you?
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Wow.
	That hurt.
	It does.
	You have hurt me today.
	Play that drop, Brian.
	We haven't played that in a while.
	That's true.
	And I think it is kind of appropriate since he has hurt us.
	All, right?
	Everybody's hurt.
	I'm hurt.
	I'm hurt.
	Big man.
	A little bit.
	A little bit.
	Hurt?
	Yeah, I'm 100% hurt.
	Way to go, dude.
	You hurt 100% of the people in this room.
	You have hurt me today.
	That's five.
	You have hurt me today.
	Those numbers continue, but there's what, 25,000 people?
	You have hurt me today.
	That's 25,000 people.
	You have hurt me today.
	There were 300 less.
	So that's what?
	$3,000?
	Wait.
	I'm so shitty at this, it's simple math.
	I was talking to my accountant, and he said that prank lost you, I think, $30,000 a year.
	That would be $300.
	Yeah, times $100 would be $30,000.
	Right.
	So, yeah, 300.
	We lost 300 people from the arresting, which was Owen.
	So thank you for that, my man.
	We got another call.
	What's the other call?
	814.
	Go ahead, 814.
	Hey, guys, what's happening?
	Hey, buddy.
	Gavin, Maddie, Ryan, your fucking haircut.
	So, Gavin, I work at Penn State.
	I live in State College.
	The fucking shit show is still going on here.
	The day one.
	This is what I don't get.
	Like, they get, it's like someone fucks their secretary.
	Their wife leaves.
	She takes him to court.
	He doesn't give her a penny.
	And then he goes on a tour talking about that, my ex-wife and what a bitch she is.
	They got the show canceled, and they won't stop complaining.
	They won't shut the fuck up about it.
	I worked at Penn State the day of the show we had meetings, stupid fucking meetings where grown people were fake crying because a racist was coming.
	It's fucking crazy.
	Wait, a race?
	I thought it was a racist.
	A racist or a rapist?
	I thought that's the state college town that Penn State's in.
	Our mayor is a fucking pedofaggot.
	Him and his cunt wife have an eight-year-old that they trans.
	He's a fucking annoying Jewish guy from Philadelphia who rides his bike around town like a fucking asshole.
	You got to see his Facebook page.
	Anyways, kid.
	Thanks for calling, dickheads.
	Bye.
	Okay, bye.
	Damn.
	The mayor of what is Penn State in?
	It's some weird little town.
	It's just Penn State.
	I mean, if you go around the village, it's just students everywhere.
	It's just a big, large campus.
	We have 519.
	Go ahead, 519.
	In line.
	519.
	Hey, Gab.
	Hey, man.
	I kind of have a similar situation to you where, like, I had a rough relationship with my dad when I was younger, and then he kind of became my best friend as I got older.
	And then, you know, recently I've had two kids of my own, but he's not really, he doesn't really connect with my kids the same way, you know, I would expect a grandfather to.
	I know you've talked about your dad before.
	I know he's going to let you down a bit with the relationship he's had with his kids.
	How do you kind of reconcile that?
	I think it's a boomer thing.
	I don't know.
	They run out of maternal and paternal instinct.
	But yeah, they seem pretty disinterested in my kids.
	Like they'll polite and stuff.
	Maybe it's a Scottish thing and you have a different reason, but yeah, I just sorta, I, I, And you're like, holy shit, dad, this is better than our house.
	But none of that.
	One time he said, like, before I had the third one, he was talking about the other two.
	And he's like, they both ignored us.
	And I just said, I go, you get out what you put in, you fool.
	And fool has more impact with British people than I think it does here.
	Get what you fucking deserve.
	Speaking of impact, do you ever get freaked out thinking about the impact that you've had on the world?
	And like, do you ever like smoke weed and think there's probably thousands of kids that have been born because of my influence?
	I've been mentioned on presidential debates, started a media empire, started a huge men's club.
	Do you ever think about it like that?
	Now you're freaking me out.
	I never thought of that before.
	Now I'm kind of having a panic attack.
	Thanks for calling.
	You know what that reminds me of?
	What?
	When somebody read Conor McGregor's words back to him, he's like...
	It's really poignant, and I think it deserves to be read out in full, so just bear with me.
	I've lost my mind on this game, like Vincent Van Gogh dedicated his life to his art, and he lost his mind in the process.
	That's happened to me.
	When that gold belt is around my waist, and my mother has a big mansion, my girlfriend has a car for every day of the week, and my kids' kids get everything they ever wanted, then it will pay.
	Then I'll be happy I lost my mind.
	Can you just reflect and talk to me about how that makes you feel hearing that in 2021?
	You know, yeah, it's been some rise.
	I've got it done, and I'm up here.
	Mad as a brush.
	You know what I mean?
	I've been through it all, my friends.
	You know, I appreciate that.
	And it's been a world ride for me.
	It's not been easy at times, but what a life.
	And I tell you what, I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
	I'm very excited to be back here.
	I'm very excited to have fans back in the area.
	I'm very excited with the competition, the multiple competition.
	I just feel invigorated.
	You know what I mean?
	And as you said, about artistry and all.
	And Vinnie Van Gogh, I'm going to paint a beautiful picture here inside this octagon on Saturday night.
	So that's kind of what your response is to be able to do that.
	Vinnie Van Gogh.
	You should have had that sort of response.
	But no, Gary, you've acknowledged that you've helped people marriage and have kids.
	History is written by the winners, and the winners don't like me.
	And I'll go down history as a white supremacist.
	But I think my biggest impact has been telling guys, put a ring on it.
	And I was saying that to the owner of the place on Long Island, America First, where I go, the racist thing is, because he says, I got to cancel the gig.
	You had free beer?
	And I was like, no, no, that wasn't my suggestion.
	He goes, I don't want a bunch of proud boys in here getting wasted.
	I met them before, and they're cool until they get drunk, and then they just fucking destroy the place.
	What?
	It's true, right?
	Is that true?
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	I've never seen it.
	Probably get wasted.
	They don't wreck things.
	It's like, but it becomes crazy.
	Yeah, that's true.
	It isn't vandalized shit, but it's like play fighting and shit.
	That's true.
	And I said, you'd be surprised at what percentage of these people who come to these things are newlyweds.
	That's a major part of all this, and it's never reported.
	Anyway, I have some big announcements to make, but I'm going to punish the freeloaders by announcing them behind the paywall.
	So we're going to end the free portion of this show, That was an hour and 40 minutes.
	And we've got another 20 minutes left to really delve into the secret world of censored.tv and talk to the fans in a way that we can't do publicly.
	It's about to get very raunchy and very explicit.
	So to all the paying folks, just give me a second.
	I'm going to go pee.
	And to the reloaders, you're missing out, folks.
	It's a beer and a half a month to watch this network.
	There's about five hours of content a day.
	I do a show six out of seven days.
	All incredible quality.
	More shows than you could possibly handle.
	If you watched all the shows that we provide, you wouldn't have a life.
	So get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Stop checking off.
	What you doing, man?
	Do it.
	Speak the word of God.
	Put that Bible, put your hand on that Bible and stop jerking off.
	Take your hand out your pants, that's a sin.
	This is not no game, you can't let the devil win.
	If you don't like the God, let the Holy Spirit in.
	If you don't, then the cycle is going to live around.
	I'm fucking new, huh?
	What?
	Jesus did what you do.
	Jesus, that's a means for you.
	Every word he spoke is the truth.
	Don't believe me with the Bible.
	That's the only thing I knew.
	Corinthians 618.
	What is there with such a war immorality?
	Matthew 528 to deliver me.
	Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be set free.
	Lord Jesus Christ is the only way.
	Pick up a Bible for the God and put the board away.
	Stop checking off.
	Stop.
	What?
	Stop checking off.
	Yeah, check it off.
	Stop checking off.
	What you're doing, man?
	Do it with the word of God.
	Put your hand on that Bible and stop checking off.
	Stop checking off.
	Yeah, check it off.
	Stop checking off.
	Please check it off.
	What you're doing, man?
	Do it with the word of God.
	Put your hand on that Bible and stop jerking off Hey And we're coming back, ladies and gentlemen.
	Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe.
	Wait, that's not the end of the song, right?
	That was the end of the song.
	Are you sure?
	Yep.
	It's only a minute 35.
	A breakdown.
	did.
	Oh, yeah.
	Jerking off.
	Stop jerking off.
	Please.
	Are we back?
	I have a confession to make.
	I don't have an announcement.
	I just wanted the freeloaders to want to subscribe.
	We knew that.
	That'll probably lose us another fucking 300 subs.
	Oh, jeez.
	Jeez.
	Why'd you get so mad about a fucking I was here.
	It's a joke.
	Please, it's a fucking joke.
	It's a joke.
	I should warn you that there will be plenty more to come.
	That's correct.
	So I may end up back down to zero subs.
	Oh.
	After if everyone, if every little, I don't even want to call it a prank.
	If every little art piece loses as 300 people, then we're going to lose them all.
	Ryan, this is a very important video going around.
	I think it happened in Brazil.
	Deaf, mute, trans woman sings, Whitney Houston, I will always love you.
	And it is beautiful.
	I would just like to say before we play this, I doubted the whole trans thing.
	I didn't respect disabilities, although my neighbor has a sign that says we respect disabilities.
	And I think I'm here to say I was wrong.
	I'm disabled.
	Disabled trans people are just as good as everyone else.
	And the singers are just as good at singing as anyone else.
	Probably, I would even say, even better.
	Better.
	Take it away.
	Turn it up.
	Houston.
	I will always love you.
	I will always love you.
	Close your eyes.
	It's Whitney Houston.
	No one has the courage to hit that.
	Does he have no teeth?
	It looks like it, doesn't it?
	I don't think he has teeth.
	I don't think he has teeth.
	Why are you guys hitting the teeth?
	You know what it is?
	It's probably because she said, I want to get my tits removed.
	And she said tits, but it sounded weird.
	oh i thought that was a beautiful woman Because if you say something or buzz her off, you're a piece of shit.
	Yeah, well, be a piece of shit because she sucks.
	That would make two pieces of shit.
	That's like, we talked about this before, but at one of the Mets games, the guy who came out and did the national anthem was severely handicapped.
	Guys, you deserve everything that everyone else gets by all means, but you're not automatically a good singer.
	That's human.
	I mean.
	Oh, thank you.
	I'm like, no.
	You know, she does every single song ever created.
	Like, pick a song.
	She's done it.
	What's a song that sounds like a dog?
	It sounds like a really, really talented Labrador.
	That's just the I Will Always Love You.
	Pick a different song.
	She does it.
	Okay, what about We're Not Going to Take It by Twisted Sister?
	Oh, she's got that.
	Let me just pull it up.
	Yeah, she's done them all.
	And she actually does a really good job for someone.
	I'm looking forward to hearing her twist.
	Yeah, I want to see this.
	Dee Snyder.
	Eat your heart out.
	And you get pumped.
	He comes in.
	earlier than d schneider does though She's Scooby-Doo.
	See?
	She's Scooby-Doo after his wife died.
	Yeah.
	She only does that for the choruses.
	Oh, Lord.
	So we got a twist.
	All right.
	We got more calls now.
	Let's do some calls.
	How's the super chat?
	Is it dying?
	I'll check it up, and I'll check it in, and we'll check it through.
	Come on, guys.
	It's impossible to donate to these dudes.
	This is one of the only ways we can do it.
	773.
	Go ahead, 773.
	Hello, 773.
	Hello, 773.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hey!
	Hey, Bill Burr.
	What's going on, guys?
	Hey!
	Oh, shit, cool.
	Hey, fucking white woman.
	The way they jump in on the baby on the fucking woke shit.
	Who's that, Bill Burr?
	Yeah.
	The sound is kind of shit, man, but I...
	Thank you.
	Oh, my God.
	Listen, I just want to tell you guys something.
	You got all these fucking antique bags.
	Oh, my God, I'm still choking on a fucking peanut.
	Okay.
	These antique bags.
	Shutting down your fucking show.
	It's like, why don't you call in, you know?
	Fucking call in, you fucking loser.
	Well, with the Penn State thing, there was a whole Q ⁇ A after.
	So if you want to talk about fascism and all that, we're there, ready to rock.
	You got your questions.
	We're ready to go.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	You know, when I did the NYU talk, too, they were like, fascist Nazis, blah, blah, blah.
	And I got out there.
	I've told you this story before.
	And I go, we got three problems with America.
	The Negro, the woman, and the Jew.
	And everyone in the audience went, they couldn't believe it.
	And then I said, just kidding, just kidding.
	And obviously, you don't think that I'm that guy or you wouldn't have been shocked when I said that shit.
	They don't even believe this.
	It's like that.
	I talked to Ariel Pink tonight, of all people before the show.
	We're probably going to get him on here.
	I'll fly him up there.
	Fly him up here.
	But we were talking about that Sam Bankman Fried who said, yeah, that woke Westerner shit.
	We just say that.
	None of us believe it.
	We just do it for some shibboleth, I think he said.
	They're trying to extradite him.
	He is facing zero charges, I fucking promise you.
	Hunter Biden, SBD, SBF, no way are they getting anything because they're too inexorably linked with the elites.
	Hey, did you say C Trudeau shit his pants after Chinky Chinky Chinaman tore his ship off him?
	Yes, that's why we discussed it for about half an hour on yesterday.
	I think it was the title of the episode.
	I believe it is.
	That was pretty funny.
	Is a bald eagle with a Mi Gusta face tattoo passing for a ticket?
	No, it has to be this thing.
	I mean, if it's a slight variation, like I saw a dude who added some flames and stuff, but it was clearly not any, like, you don't get it with any eagle tattoo.
	It has to be this or a very close variation.
	I seen one at the Long Island show the other day.
	It was fucking huge.
	Same exact one we had.
	The guy showed it to me and Ryan at the same time.
	It was awesome.
	I mean, it was about this big.
	It was probably four inches by five inches.
	It was right on his, like, right here by his elbow.
	It was huge.
	That's like a year and a half into Proud Boys.
	We're in Vegas at Westfest.
	Maybe it was two years in, I guess.
	It was the second Westfest.
	This guy comes up, hey man, check it out.
	He had Proud Boy tattooed on his entire side of his face.
	Damn, dude.
	Head, I mean, not face.
	I was like, whoa, commit to the bit.
	Gav, serious question.
	How much would a baby monster have to donate to Max and John to have a drink with you and Maddie at your local bar, sit in for a live taping, and then back to Gavstav for a wee nightcap?
	You want to come into my home with my children?
	Yeah.
	I don't know, dude.
	Just keep it at the knot, Gavstav.
	Yeah, why do you have to?
	How much would I have to pay to be downstairs from your children?
	They'd be right upstairs, right?
	Sleeping away, their sweet little cheeks.
	I don't know.
	Tim, I think you are so manly and handsome.
	How do they know your first name?
	Oh, we've said it before on the show.
	I guess so.
	Yes, I am a 33-year-old woman, not gay.
	Whoa.
	Wow, you got an admirer there, boy.
	Why don't you stand up and show your muscles, your biceps?
	Is she in the freeze?
	I don't want to shatter her image.
	Because, Tim, you'd be surprised how ripped he is.
	Do you work out a lot?
	Run.
	Hop.
	Endurance.
	How do you get so ripped just by running?
	That's how you get ripped.
	I watch my calorie intake.
	Do you eat bread?
	I do.
	Yep.
	I eat bread.
	I started jogging.
	Count calories.
	Five-pound weights.
	It's good.
	You know, I ran for about 30 years, and then I had to stop because my knees are all messed up.
	But I actually, when I stopped running, I lost weight because I paid more attention to what I was eating.
	The food intake is way more important than the exercise, the calorie burnt.
	Yeah.
	Calorie burnt.
	It's what you eat, man.
	That's what it is.
	So what should we eat as people who don't want to be a bad man?
	You can eat anything you want.
	Just count your calories, man.
	Calorie intake.
	I count for like 2,500 calories a day.
	It doesn't seem like a lot.
	I don't snack.
	I don't eat sugar.
	There's a lot of calories.
	I eat three meals a day.
	I'll have a cheeseburger at lunch and then maybe a cheeseburger.
	Yeah, but I mean, what's that can in front of you?
	How many calories?
	210 calories.
	That adds a lot.
	I'll have six of these and like four bourbons.
	That's like two meals.
	How many calories in that can?
	Fuck you if you can't take a joke.
	There you go.
	I'm not quite sure, so I'd rather be fat.
	That's got to be about 700 calories.
	For real, dude.
	How many beers?
	Six beers.
	Regular butt-heavy?
	They're about 100.
	That's like two meals.
	Yeah, they're over 100 calories each.
	Oh, yeah.
	Calories, 145.
	Whoa.
	So you're looking at like almost 800 calories in beer.
	Holy shit.
	Okay, so I'll go down to one cheeseburger.
	Don't cut the beer out.
	One cheeseburger.
	There's no fucking food.
	Yeah.
	Holy crap.
	I'm with you, bro.
	Yeah, I'll just have beer at lunch, and then I'll eat dinner with the family.
	My word, man.
	You've gone mad.
	I did that for a while.
	814?
	814.
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead, 814.
	Can you hear me?
	Yes, sir.
	Yo, so I got a movie.
	I don't know if you've seen it before, but I feel like it would make great content for the show.
	It's based off of a Broadway musical.
	It's called Rent.
	Every character in it is either gay or has AIDS, and they're all like horrible assholes.
	But the movie, like, wants you to root for them.
	You're telling me about the movie Rent?
	I wasn't sure if you had ever seen it, but I don't believe it's ever been talked about.
	He's talking about the remake, maybe?
	No, he's talking about the...
	Everyone has AIDS?
	Unless you're talking about a remake, because everybody's heard of rent, my friend.
	Wow.
	Not here.
	But thanks for calling, by the way.
	That's not a terrible.
	It's retarded that he's telling us about rent.
	But it would be good to watch and record us watching it.
	One thing I noticed when I watched it, the landlord's right.
	They were living for free in a giant warehouse in Soho, and then he ended up owning it, and he goes, okay, guys, you got to pay rent now.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	Why should a landlord lose millions of dollars per buck?
	You guys used to squat a fucking warehouse.
	Sorry.
	The real estate varies, and New York is now very, very expensive.
	Sell your shiny Doc Martens.
	Those were not cheap.
	There's no fucking way.
	Anyway.
	I think I went to see that at a local theater with David Cross.
	And we went to make fun of it, but I just couldn't do it because there's all these people who paid money.
	And every time we laughed, the chairs were all connected.
	So we would be jiggling their chair.
	They looking down the row at us.
	Wrong.
	This letter fucking annoys me.
	Candace versus UA.
	That was painful to watch.
	What was painful to watch?
	I'm done with her for good.
	I suspect you'll also throw shit at Zelensky for daring to expect the missile, for daring to expect the missile originally from Russian forces.
	UA is a shithole.
	We know that.
	What is he talking about?
	Do you know?
	Don't know.
	What's U-A?
	University of...
	The average IQ is about 95, thanks to genocides of the elite.
	Are you talking about Ukraine?
	UA.
	I could look it up.
	Let me see.
	Anyway, fuck you, whoever wrote that letter.
	You don't know how to convey information.
	That was painful to watch.
	Were we sitting together?
	Yeah.
	We have somebody on the line.
	Okay.
	Hello, caller.
	What's your numbers?
	Oh, his numbers are as follows.
	905.
	Big fucking piss!
	It's true.
	What's going on?
	Oh, not too much, bud.
	I wanted to come to the New York show, but I couldn't go there because America has these gay mandate laws.
	I didn't take the gay vaccine, so I couldn't come see the live show.
	Is this from Canada?
	Yeah, bud.
	Yeah, I'm in Canada, bud.
	It's funny that Canada is now less strict than America.
	You don't need the vaccine to go into Canada, right?
	No, no, you don't, which is the fucking weird part is that America's being more fucking hard-ass on it than we are.
	I think that fucking gay trudeau would have been fucking tougher on it than us.
	I heard someone was fucking driving down here, eh?
	And they just blew through the thing that the guy was like, hey, welcome to fucking the States.
	Go ahead, have a good time, eh?
	So I have some friends that are just going to just try it.
	I think they sometimes forget or don't care.
	But flying, yeah, probably flying.
	I used to take the chance, but fucking looked it up and shit and said no go.
	But anyways, the reason I'm calling, I've been watching a lot of the old shows and I've been noticing a lot more Joker face, buddy.
	I want to see more Joker face, buddy, in the new show, man.
	No, we don't do that anymore.
	Jabuti, buddy.
	Unfortunately, no, we got sued by Marvel.
	No, DC.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Yeah, man.
	I mean, it's a shame because a lot of people did enjoy that bit.
	It was fun, right?
	We always loved it.
	Yeah, but it's gone forever.
	Now you can't see this.
	So, sorry.
	I can never see what you're doing because my eyebrows go over my eyes.
	I blend the color.
	Like, I took the song.
	I'd love to see it.
	Yeah, well, you can watch the show.
	I'm too cheap.
	It's on the show.
	I can't afford it.
	Every time I say people, oh, man, I'm a huge fan, huge fan.
	Do you watch Censored.tv?
	No, I just watch it free on YouTube.
	Oh, okay.
	Why don't you watch it?
	Oh, I got bills.
	Okay.
	Come on, man.
	Homeless people, bums, will scrape together $10 a day for vodka.
	I'm a 30-year-old with five kids.
	My wife is 37.
	She wants another kid.
	That's old.
	37?
	I don't.
	I told her we're getting too old to have another kid.
	She wants one more.
	Five kids?
	I told her we would let you decide.
	I make good money wholesaling cars like Alex Stein does.
	I just do not want to have a retarded kid.
	The choice is yours.
	Don't do it.
	37?
	His wife is?
	Yep.
	How old is he?
	He's 38.
	Five is a fucking great number.
	37, you're getting older.
	You're not a great.
	I'm not a great dad as far as want to run around.
	They're going to be 57 when they're 20.
	Play catch, and I'm like, all right, can we stop now?
	It's been three, I've thrown this three times already.
	40, 45, baby.
	40, 40, 45.
	She's 37?
	Yeah, but she would be 57 when the kid's 20.
	Yeah, I mean, my wife had my youngest when she was, I was, what, 33?
	No.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	I was 43, fuck.
	So she was 39.
	Yeah.
	39 and looking for me.
	Every fucking day, I thank the Lord that I didn't have any spazzes.
	I don't mind dumb.
	I don't mind super short.
	Like the kid's only ever going to be five feet tall, whatever.
	That's fine.
	Five foot tall dudes get married and have kids and they fuck a hot chick.
	But spaz, and obviously there's retard and everything, but like that's crazy.
	Of course you're happy that didn't happen.
	I'm not talking about that.
	I'm talking about spaz.
	Autistic.
	That weird walk where they're on their tippy toes like boing, boing, boing, boing.
	They play baseball like the bats out here.
	And the other dads don't even want to look at you.
	They're just like...
	It's contagious.
	There's so many of them.
	Now, I lived in the city for a long time.
	I didn't know a lot of kids, I guess.
	But in the suburbs, they're fucking everywhere.
	And I thought one of the things might be, if you have kids that are special, you don't want to be in the Lower East Side or in Brooklyn.
	No.
	You don't want to be near the Woos and the Choos.
	You want to be out in the suburbs at the end of a dead end where you feel safe.
	So maybe that's why I'm seeing so many of them.
	But fucking like rocking back and forth, waiting for the bus.
	Do you think maybe that's like because affluent suburbanite women may take more psych meds, a lot of like Xanax.
	That's a good theory for all that.
	Another theory I was these professional executives in the fancy suburbs, they wait till 37 and 40 to have their kids.
	And they take tons of fertility medicine, which is like God says, okay, I'm going to cut her off about 37.
	They're like, fuck you, God.
	I'm going to do another five years.
	And he's like, okay, me if he starts talking about trains nonstop and going like that.
	Even the ones you don't know are aspazes.
	You start noticing after like you've seen them four times where they're like, yes, how, Mr. McInnes, how are we today?
	And you're like, oh, my wife.
	Who are we?
	You know what my wife notices?
	You know those kids that are friendly with adults?
	Whoa, Gavin.
	How are you?
	My wife notices that they always go to shake our baby's hand to be like, hello.
	Hi, how are you?
	I'm a newborn.
	I don't really shake hands, but I'll do it.
	She has to stop herself from laughing out loud.
	Hi, and who are you?
	Okay.
	Linda.
	You see, like, on Halloween, they'll be all the kids, and then there's that one kid.
	He's like a wizard, and you can tell that the other mom said, you better take Darren.
	And you're like, mom, are you serious?
	Don't you dare fucking complain in front of him.
	All right, come on, Darren.
	Oh, off we go.
	He's wearing sojourn.
	He's got a top hat.
	Yeah.
	I'm actually blonde.
	I'm actually not a wizard.
	I'm a warlock, but whatever.
	Alpha taken.
	Oh, God.
	I mean, some of them are smart.
	I'm not talking about like, some of them will be ministers of industry.
	I just don't want my kids to be a fucking spaz.
	Spazzole.
	A spazzole.
	Sometimes I wonder if maybe my father thinks that I'm a spaz at some degree.
	Didn't you kill yourself?
	I was killed.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Because I was releasing a documentary about exposing child pedophilia?
	That's right.
	You want Chester.
	Can I give you a tip?
	Sure.
	Next time you go out sunbathing, take your hat off.
	Yeah.
	I don't know what you mean, man.
	Okay.
	And like farmers can on your forehead.
	Even like Lex Freidman.
	I'm counting that as a spaz.
	Like if that was my son, I'd just be like, socially awkward.
	Yeah.
	Just autistic.
	It's a bummer, dude.
	We caught up with all the super chats because we got two minutes left.
	We got some calls, dude.
	We got a lot of calls.
	Well, let's make sure the super chats are taken care of.
	All right.
	I'll look for all of you.
	All right while we talk to Jeremy 814.
	Jeremy, how you doing?
	814.
	Go ahead, Jeremy.
	814, nigga.
	Yeah, don't make an ass of me.
	Hey, is it me?
	Yes, you.
	It's you.
	Oh, it's me.
	Oh, my God.
	Thank God.
	There's only been a couple other 814 calls tonight.
	I'm so happy to be on.
	Oh, my God.
	I love you guys.
	Thank you.
	We love you, too.
	Losing my breath.
	Hey, Gav.
	Yeah?
	Seriously, though, I'm going to get three things tonight, and there's nothing you can do about it because they all mesh together.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	You already got a thing, and that was the pretending to be a huge van.
	Next call.
	And you got the fade.
	Thanks for calling.
	Kevin himself is lucky because we don't do the fade very often.
	What's going on, guys?
	Hey.
	Hey, I wanted to talk about the replacement theory.
	You talked about yesterday on the Anthony show.
	And, you know, you're hitting it right on the head, but I think that a lot of it has to do with the fact that they, like, dang it, man.
	You got this.
	Fuck.
	Come on.
	Spit it out.
	Come on now, no.
	They don't care if America burns.
	Like, everyone thinks that they care about us, and they're like, I'm going to replace whites with blacks because I hate whites.
	No.
	They're like, I need more votes.
	Hey, you're changing the demographics of the country.
	What?
	Oh, fuck off.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	We hung up before.
	Wow.
	Whoa.
	949.
	Hey, Gabu.
	What's going on there?
	Hey, well, I was thinking this whole call while my audio is echoing, and at first when I called, there was no sound on the phone.
	Ryan, man, I don't want to blame it on you, but it kind of sounds like it's your fault.
	I mean, you call yourself medium tea, but I think the only thing medium tea on you is a shirt.
	All right.
	I wear large now.
	I wanted to call you out because I don't think you're man enough to do this.
	I don't think you can finish a whole pint of beer in one go.
	Are you out of your mind?
	I believe we have kegs there to test this out.
	Gavin, I drink.
	When I drink, I fucking go.
	Why do you have a different face on this?
	I know.
	I had a pint with him the other day.
	He was like, I'm not drinking.
	And then he goes, oh, you have Smithix.
	Like, that's the thing.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	But I noticed even one pint in, he was starting to talk like a drunk chick.
	I'll tell you what.
	I'm not saying Friday night at the show.
	How many beers Brian had?
	A ton.
	Yeah, he gets crazy.
	You know what I did?
	I found your big old maker's mark and I snuck like some...
	They're like, I drove three hours.
	I was like, let's go.
	And I had them drink out of your makers as a fun little thing.
	Fun little thing?
	That's stealing.
	Yeah.
	I'm Puerto Rican.
	Officer, I wasn't stealing.
	I was doing a fun little thing.
	Anyway, it's 10 o'clock.
	No more.
	Big man, thanks for coming.
	Thanks for having me.
	Maddie.
	Everybody.
	Always a pleasure.
	And then for the second time tonight, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Hand out your pants, that's a sin.
	This is not no game, you can't let the devil win it.
	If you don't like the God, let the Holy Spirit in.
	If you don't, then this cycle ain't gonna never end.
	What you do, huh?
	What?
	You just quit and see what you do.
	Jesus Christ.
	Every word he spoke is the truth.
	But what do we win the Bible?
	That's the only news safety.
	What is the way away from such a boy?
	Immorality.
	Follow Jesus Christ and you will be set free.
	Follow Jesus Christ, he's the only way.
	Pick up a Bible, pray to God, and put the porn away.
	He will set you free.
	Stop taking off.
	Stop jerking off, stop jerking off, stop, what?
	Stop jerking off, yeah, stop jerking off, what?
	Stop jerking off, please.
	And I think I know why.
	What you doing, man?
	Do it!
	Put your hand on that Bible.
	It doesn't say that.
	You're a liar.
	Check it off.
	Yeah, check it off.
	Turns on the cover of a magazine.
	What you doing, man?
	Do it!

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