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Nov. 14, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E185 - A PUBE OF HOPE
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From New York, we've been friends.
Yeah, I'm a side care, time to take a ride.
Downtown for what?
Check the alibi.
Must get thick, they quick bang a setup.
Let me get my cup.
That was EPMD from their hit album, Business Never Personal.
There's always a business in the title of their albums.
That was Who Killed Jane.
Not the squad.
They've been framed.
So it's about them being taken down to the station and trying to kill the cops who arrested them.
This is back in the early 90s when white people like myself would happily listen to stories from blacks behaving badly talking about murdering cops.
And we'd go, cool song.
I don't do that anymore.
Though cops are not automatically my pals.
It's unrequited love, especially as we get up to the top brass.
So we'll get to that.
I'll get to why that song was stuck in my head yesterday as I spent it with a man named Jane, or at least some of it.
I haven't seen you guys since Wednesday.
That's true.
A lot of shit's gone down.
A lot of racial shit this year.
True.
We had a show canceled.
We had a show reborn.
We hung out with fans.
Daphne was baptized.
That's correct.
I had a nephew.
Maybe he was already born by the time I last saw you.
When was he born?
Shit.
I think I remember you saying that he was born.
I think he was in labor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was the deal.
Yeah, he was in labor.
He was born and then he got pregnant.
And because we're superior beings, he had to give birth a day later.
That's awesome.
Do you have a picture of him?
Just going, whatever.
He looks not too impressed.
You can't phase this guy, man.
I've been around.
I've been alive for three days, dude.
I've heard it all.
I've seen it all.
Dude, this window is, once again, too small for my head every single time.
Like, make it fixed forever.
Look at that dude.
He's just literally chilling.
He's literally a chill dude.
Look at those mitts.
I bet he has a big dick.
Ryan gave me a gift.
I became a godfather.
So I don't know if you can see it, but the glass says the godfather.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
You became...
I'm a kid godfather.
You're definitely loaded giant little Japanese little white.
I'm going to put that as a kid.
It could be dad.
Very good.
Thank you.
The glass helps.
Why are these stupid candies in it?
Because everybody loves a Ferrero sharp.
I don't like those kinds of candies.
Wait, can you throw them over here?
Because I enjoy them.
Men don't eat candy, Ryan.
I'm not one for sweets either, but.
If you're dying of starvation, you get a Snickers bar.
Hungry Snickers.
Like we did when we stopped on the way to the venue on Long Island, and you were wandering around the store like a chicken with your head cut off, going to the end of the line, buying water, getting a meal.
I got a full meal.
But you also went and you got a water.
We just grabbed a Snickers because we're going to eat later.
Well, I knew once I got there, I had to lock in, hydrate, eat, and make sure I could just tech the shit out that joint.
Can we get the footage from that place?
Yeah, that's what they filmed it.
They were like, we got it.
Okay, well, get on that.
I got to get on that.
I'm thinking that may go the way of your eraser board and your nest.
No, no, no.
He's installing a nest here at some point this century.
Maybe.
I know I'm all over the place here.
There's just so much to tell you guys.
So do you have pictures of that place?
I'm skipping all over the map here.
Maybe I should be more chronological.
Oh, actually, let's, before we get to the venues, sorry, this is very scattered.
Let's finish the baby stuff.
So my baby stuff, I have a cute nephew.
I'm very excited about that.
Perfectly healthy.
Everything's great.
He's huge.
He's 10 pounds.
So that's exciting news.
Can't wait to see him.
The Daphne story.
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