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Downtown for What?
00:02:24
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| From New York, we've been friends. | |
| Yeah, I'm a side care, time to take a ride. | |
| Downtown for what? | |
| Check the alibi. | |
| Must get thick, they quick bang a setup. | |
| Let me get my cup. | |
| That was EPMD from their hit album, Business Never Personal. | |
| There's always a business in the title of their albums. | |
| That was Who Killed Jane. | |
| Not the squad. | |
| They've been framed. | |
| So it's about them being taken down to the station and trying to kill the cops who arrested them. | |
| This is back in the early 90s when white people like myself would happily listen to stories from blacks behaving badly talking about murdering cops. | |
| And we'd go, cool song. | |
| I don't do that anymore. | |
| Though cops are not automatically my pals. | |
| It's unrequited love, especially as we get up to the top brass. | |
| So we'll get to that. | |
| I'll get to why that song was stuck in my head yesterday as I spent it with a man named Jane, or at least some of it. | |
| I haven't seen you guys since Wednesday. | |
| That's true. | |
| A lot of shit's gone down. | |
| A lot of racial shit this year. | |
| True. | |
| We had a show canceled. | |
| We had a show reborn. | |
| We hung out with fans. | |
| Daphne was baptized. | |
| That's correct. | |
| I had a nephew. | |
| Maybe he was already born by the time I last saw you. | |
| When was he born? | |
| Shit. | |
| I think I remember you saying that he was born. | |
| I think he was in labor. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| That was the deal. | |
| Yeah, he was in labor. | |
| He was born and then he got pregnant. | |
| And because we're superior beings, he had to give birth a day later. | |
| That's awesome. | |
| Do you have a picture of him? | |
| Just going, whatever. | |
| He looks not too impressed. | |
|
Wait, Let Us Go
00:02:34
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| You can't phase this guy, man. | |
| I've been around. | |
| I've been alive for three days, dude. | |
| I've heard it all. | |
| I've seen it all. | |
| Dude, this window is, once again, too small for my head every single time. | |
| Like, make it fixed forever. | |
| Look at that dude. | |
| He's just literally chilling. | |
| He's literally a chill dude. | |
| Look at those mitts. | |
| I bet he has a big dick. | |
| Ryan gave me a gift. | |
| I became a godfather. | |
| So I don't know if you can see it, but the glass says the godfather. | |
| Oh, wait, wait, wait. | |
| You became... | |
| I'm a kid godfather. | |
| You're definitely loaded giant little Japanese little white. | |
| I'm going to put that as a kid. | |
| It could be dad. | |
| Very good. | |
| Thank you. | |
| The glass helps. | |
| Why are these stupid candies in it? | |
| Because everybody loves a Ferrero sharp. | |
| I don't like those kinds of candies. | |
| Wait, can you throw them over here? | |
| Because I enjoy them. | |
| Men don't eat candy, Ryan. | |
| I'm not one for sweets either, but. | |
| If you're dying of starvation, you get a Snickers bar. | |
| Hungry Snickers. | |
| Like we did when we stopped on the way to the venue on Long Island, and you were wandering around the store like a chicken with your head cut off, going to the end of the line, buying water, getting a meal. | |
| I got a full meal. | |
| But you also went and you got a water. | |
| We just grabbed a Snickers because we're going to eat later. | |
| Well, I knew once I got there, I had to lock in, hydrate, eat, and make sure I could just tech the shit out that joint. | |
| Can we get the footage from that place? | |
| Yeah, that's what they filmed it. | |
| They were like, we got it. | |
| Okay, well, get on that. | |
| I got to get on that. | |
| I'm thinking that may go the way of your eraser board and your nest. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| He's installing a nest here at some point this century. | |
| Maybe. | |
| I know I'm all over the place here. | |
| There's just so much to tell you guys. | |
| So do you have pictures of that place? | |
| I'm skipping all over the map here. | |
| Maybe I should be more chronological. | |
| Oh, actually, let's, before we get to the venues, sorry, this is very scattered. | |
| Let's finish the baby stuff. | |
| So my baby stuff, I have a cute nephew. | |
| I'm very excited about that. | |
| Perfectly healthy. | |
| Everything's great. | |
| He's huge. | |
| He's 10 pounds. | |
| So that's exciting news. | |
| Can't wait to see him. | |
| The Daphne story. | |