Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E185 - A PUBE OF HOPE
Aired: 2022-11-14
Duration: 04:59


=== Downtown for What? (02:24) ===

[00:00:14]  From New York, we've been friends.
[00:00:33]  Yeah, I'm a side care, time to take a ride.
[00:00:36]  Downtown for what?
[00:00:37]  Check the alibi.
[00:00:38]  Must get thick, they quick bang a setup.
[00:00:41]  Let me get my cup.
[00:00:44]  That was EPMD from their hit album, Business Never Personal.
[00:00:48]  There's always a business in the title of their albums.
[00:00:53]  That was Who Killed Jane.
[00:00:55]  Not the squad.
[00:00:56]  They've been framed.
[00:00:57]  So it's about them being taken down to the station and trying to kill the cops who arrested them.
[00:01:01]  This is back in the early 90s when white people like myself would happily listen to stories from blacks behaving badly talking about murdering cops.
[00:01:09]  And we'd go, cool song.
[00:01:13]  I don't do that anymore.
[00:01:15]  Though cops are not automatically my pals.
[00:01:19]  It's unrequited love, especially as we get up to the top brass.
[00:01:24]  So we'll get to that.
[00:01:25]  I'll get to why that song was stuck in my head yesterday as I spent it with a man named Jane, or at least some of it.
[00:01:32]  I haven't seen you guys since Wednesday.
[00:01:36]  That's true.
[00:01:36]  A lot of shit's gone down.
[00:01:38]  A lot of racial shit this year.
[00:01:40]  True.
[00:01:41]  We had a show canceled.
[00:01:43]  We had a show reborn.
[00:01:46]  We hung out with fans.
[00:01:48]  Daphne was baptized.
[00:01:50]  That's correct.
[00:01:51]  I had a nephew.
[00:01:53]  Maybe he was already born by the time I last saw you.
[00:01:56]  When was he born?
[00:01:58]  Shit.
[00:01:59]  I think I remember you saying that he was born.
[00:02:02]  I think he was in labor.
[00:02:04]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:02:05]  That was the deal.
[00:02:06]  Yeah, he was in labor.
[00:02:07]  He was born and then he got pregnant.
[00:02:10]  And because we're superior beings, he had to give birth a day later.
[00:02:15]  That's awesome.
[00:02:17]  Do you have a picture of him?
[00:02:18]  Just going, whatever.
[00:02:20]  He looks not too impressed.

=== Wait, Let Us Go (02:34) ===

[00:02:24]  You can't phase this guy, man.
[00:02:26]  I've been around.
[00:02:26]  I've been alive for three days, dude.
[00:02:28]  I've heard it all.
[00:02:30]  I've seen it all.
[00:02:35]  Dude, this window is, once again, too small for my head every single time.
[00:02:40]  Like, make it fixed forever.
[00:02:44]  Look at that dude.
[00:02:46]  He's just literally chilling.
[00:02:49]  He's literally a chill dude.
[00:02:51]  Look at those mitts.
[00:02:53]  I bet he has a big dick.
[00:02:56]  Ryan gave me a gift.
[00:02:57]  I became a godfather.
[00:02:58]  So I don't know if you can see it, but the glass says the godfather.
[00:03:01]  Oh, wait, wait, wait.
[00:03:02]  You became...
[00:03:09]  I'm a kid godfather.
[00:03:11]  You're definitely loaded giant little Japanese little white.
[00:03:18]  I'm going to put that as a kid.
[00:03:19]  It could be dad.
[00:03:23]  Very good.
[00:03:24]  Thank you.
[00:03:26]  The glass helps.
[00:03:28]  Why are these stupid candies in it?
[00:03:31]  Because everybody loves a Ferrero sharp.
[00:03:33]  I don't like those kinds of candies.
[00:03:34]  Wait, can you throw them over here?
[00:03:36]  Because I enjoy them.
[00:03:40]  Men don't eat candy, Ryan.
[00:03:41]  I'm not one for sweets either, but.
[00:03:44]  If you're dying of starvation, you get a Snickers bar.
[00:03:47]  Hungry Snickers.
[00:03:48]  Like we did when we stopped on the way to the venue on Long Island, and you were wandering around the store like a chicken with your head cut off, going to the end of the line, buying water, getting a meal.
[00:03:57]  I got a full meal.
[00:03:58]  But you also went and you got a water.
[00:04:01]  We just grabbed a Snickers because we're going to eat later.
[00:04:03]  Well, I knew once I got there, I had to lock in, hydrate, eat, and make sure I could just tech the shit out that joint.
[00:04:10]  Can we get the footage from that place?
[00:04:12]  Yeah, that's what they filmed it.
[00:04:13]  They were like, we got it.
[00:04:15]  Okay, well, get on that.
[00:04:16]  I got to get on that.
[00:04:19]  I'm thinking that may go the way of your eraser board and your nest.
[00:04:22]  No, no, no.
[00:04:23]  He's installing a nest here at some point this century.
[00:04:27]  Maybe.
[00:04:28]  I know I'm all over the place here.
[00:04:29]  There's just so much to tell you guys.
[00:04:33]  So do you have pictures of that place?
[00:04:36]  I'm skipping all over the map here.
[00:04:38]  Maybe I should be more chronological.
[00:04:40]  Oh, actually, let's, before we get to the venues, sorry, this is very scattered.
[00:04:45]  Let's finish the baby stuff.
[00:04:47]  So my baby stuff, I have a cute nephew.
[00:04:49]  I'm very excited about that.
[00:04:50]  Perfectly healthy.
[00:04:51]  Everything's great.
[00:04:53]  He's huge.
[00:04:54]  He's 10 pounds.
[00:04:55]  So that's exciting news.
[00:04:56]  Can't wait to see him.
[00:04:57]  The Daphne story.