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Nov. 9, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E184 - RED PUDDLE
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
I just wanna bust a fucking nut in Joe Biden's mouth.
I just wanna bust a million nuts in Joe Biden's mouth.
I just wanna cheese young nut in Joe Biden's mouth.
I just wanna nut a million kids in Joe Biden's mouth.
I just wanna know Joe Joe.
Are you gonna eat my ass voice of my day?
Cheese, young nut in Joe Biden's mouth.
Just wanted a million kids in your bag Let's hide!
Look at that big ass.
Look at that big juicy booty.
Maybe the jam.
my favorite part.
That's my favorite part.
To be honest with you right now, I'm getting a fucking boner talking to you.
But it's a new movement that's unifying America.
And it's centered around shooting come.
it's centered around busting a nut into joe biden rusty trombone i'm in my zone let's get it bitch i'm going in brave just spread it i just shoved my cock inside his ass and it ain't coming out now i just wanna bust a bust a I just wanna bust a fucking nut in Joe Biden's mouth.
I just wanna bust a million nuts in Joe Biden's map.
I just wanna cheese young button Joe Biden's map.
I just wanna not a million kids in Joe Biden's mouth.
I just wanna know Joe Joe.
That was Bust Back Better about raping the President of the United States, correct?
Featuring Green Mac and Lil CERN.
Of course.
Great jam.
I wish we could play you the whole thing, but you know, you're gonna sit here for three minutes and 49 seconds watching me do drum dances.
I forgot that I'm playing with him this Saturday after the baptism.
You play with his balls?
I don't know.
That's young.
Is he a gay?
No.
He's a great guy.
Today's a great day for us.
We are content creators, and a chunk, no, the guy from Goonies just won Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania, I'm weird around you.
Like gays.
I don't mind gays, but there's like a thing there when you're with a fag.
You know what I mean?
It's like you're different than me, and I can't totally relax.
Like if a hot chick walks by, I can't go, hey, what do you mean about that?
It's not a big deal.
I'm not tossing and turning all night.
You know what I mean?
While we sleep together.
But it's in the back of your head, just like a hot chick.
Just like with Ashley St. Clair.
We're with her last night, as you can see on the air.
Dude, she is so much prettier in person than you could ever imagine.
And what is it?
Oscar Walt said, pretty is pretty, but only ugly can be beautiful.
That schnaz is what puts her from a 9 to a 10.
It's large.
Italian, right?
She's not that videogenic, by the way.
Or photogenic, per se.
In person, you're just like, oh, okay, this is, I'm with like fucking Sophia Loren in 1950.
Does she have hot takes?
She's brilliant.
That's a big part of her appeal.
She's fucking smart and ballsy and edgy.
She's a Jew.
But I'm going to get back to Fedim in a second.
Don't worry.
I can go off a tangent.
She had these thigh-high stiletto boots on.
Like, perfect.
So is that like a plus for you?
What?
Is that a plus for you or a minus?
How could it be a minus?
Are you insane?
They were cheap and shitty looking, maybe.
Or they were flat.
Those look stupid.
Those thigh-high flat boots?
What are you doing?
You fucking pirate?
No, these were stiletto toes.
I said to her, if you were my wife, I would make you wear those non-stop for our entire marriage.
You'd have trench foot.
You'd have to have your toes amputated.
And she goes, I don't have toes.
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