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Nov. 18, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #173 - COP'S LIFE (Part 1)

Trooper Dickman pops by so we talk about the 25 LAPD recruits who were run over by a stoned Mexican. This leads to a whole series of videos showing what it's like to be a cop these days.

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	Yeah!
	What?
	We be mad, praise God every day.
	Stop jerking off, man.
	Stop jerking off, what?
	Stop jerking off, please.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Read the word of God.
	Put your hand on that Bible and stop jerking off.
	Take your hand out your pants, that's a sin.
	This is not no game, you can't let the devil win.
	If you don't like the God, let the Holy Spirit in.
	If you don't, then this cycle ain't gon' never end.
	I thought you knew, huh?
	What?
	Jesus Christ, you see what you do.
	Jesus, not for me and for you.
	Where's my notes?
	where he spoke is the truth.
	Don't believe me, read the Bible.
	That's the old and the new.
	First Corinthians.
	That was Wavy Matt.
	And the song is called Stop Jerking Off.
	Couldn't find out any information about this guy.
	I have no idea if he's kidding or not.
	I don't think he is.
	And you should stop jerking off.
	If you're single, young single man in your early 20s, you will be better at getting laid if you deny yourself pornography.
	If you're married, it makes you not accept no for an answer.
	I don't want to say you rape your wife, but You get sex.
	And then you're stronger together.
	Now, 15 year old boys.
	Can you really tell them to not jerk off?
	I don't think they'd listen anyway.
	Yeah.
	Hormones are raging.
	Ladies and gentlemen, Matty O'Dell.
	What's up everybody?
	Co-host.
	We also have an old friend, Dickman.
	You gotta use the mic there.
	Hello everybody.
	There you go.
	Tim, I have a bunch of cop notes.
	Tim was a cop for a long time.
	Because of that thing that went on in Los Angeles.
	Has everyone seen this?
	25 rookies plowed into by some stoned Mexican teen.
	You think they did it on purpose?
	Or was it just an accident?
	This is very racist of me, but when I saw it was a Mexican teen, I thought, eh, they're not really that political.
	Like when you saw the Waukesha driver and he's got the dreads, you're like, you're a BLM rapper and you hate white people.
	And that turned out to be the case.
	But I think this kid was just stoned.
	I got a picture of him.
	Oh, they caught him.
	Yeah.
	1-8.
	His parents say his family's in law enforcement.
	Look at that guy.
	Oh, geez.
	That guy looks pretty stoned.
	Driver who allegedly hit 25 police recruits, bail set at $2 million.
	Police said he passed a sobriety test, but he may have been under the influence of a recreational drug.
	And then if you go down, we got his name.
	What's his name?
	Nicolas Jose Gutierrez.
	Yeah.
	There's a video of it.
	What do you guys think?
	Should 15 year olds beat off?
	I did when I was 15, so yeah.
	I mean, it's bad for adult men, but when you're that age, like I remember praying to God to stop the boners.
	I was gonna say, don't they, do they have, they pretty much have to.
	Yeah, it's like telling an alligator not to swim.
	That's a terrible analogy.
	Why wouldn't it say fish?
	Alligators don't even swim much.
	They kind of lounge around.
	I think they reluctantly will do a bit of a paddle.
	Wallow at the bottom.
	They have to get over there.
	They'll be like, fine, I'll swim.
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	Is that enough of that?
	I guess so.
	Before we get into the cop life, we should probably explain what we do on Thursdays to newcomers.
	We have three components to this show.
	It's free for about the first half, and we put that up on all the podcasty stuff.
	That's why we read advertiser stuffy.
	We have a Super Chat here, and we donate the money to Max and John, two friends of ours who are doing four years for beating up Antifa.
	They get out in March, I think?
	That's gonna be a hell of a party.
	We've raised $21,000 for them.
	I'm actually dipping into that kitty to the tune of five grand, because they're appealing it.
	They need more money for lawyers.
	But they're gonna keep appealing, even after they're done.
	And again, Antifa picked a fight, and they lost the fight.
	They didn't call the cops.
	They actually told the cops to fuck off, to give credit where credit is due.
	But the state thought, we love right-wing violence, so just like they turned January 6th into the Holocaust and 9-11, they turned that silly street fight that lasted 17 seconds into the apocalypse and sent two innocent men to prison for four fucking years.
	So I want to start coming back at Antifa.
	For example, our comedy show was shut down by NYC Antifa.
	Shit, I didn't include that Twitter feed.
	Can you find that, Ryan?
	I think so.
	It had a bullhorn.
	I might have it in my text somewhere.
	I think you texted it to me, actually.
	And it was like, shut down, proud boy, whatever.
	And meanwhile, it was a comedy show with me, Anthony, and Josh.
	So I said on the show, I said, let's try to find these people.
	I guarantee you it's a chick.
	I know it's a woman.
	You can just tell.
	Antifa's female.
	It's fat and female and ugly.
	For the most part.
	The male component in New York is over-educated skinny kids.
	But it's not proud boys that are dressed in black.
	It's totally different.
	Antifa changes as you travel the country.
	I mean, in the Pacific Northwest, it's not over-educated pussies.
	It's under-educated mess heads.
	And ugly fat chicks.
	It's ugly fat chicks everywhere.
	But the men seem to change as you travel throughout the country.
	They seem more drug addict-y on the West Coast.
	Okay, so, on my last show I said, who is this?
	Go up a bit.
	New York City Antifa.
	And we got it.
	Now, we don't have pictures of her face.
	This is going to be wave two, I guess.
	But it's some Colombian immigrant chick who's a vegan.
	Oh, geez.
	And she's emigrated here.
	She has an accent still.
	And her first order of business in her new country is to start fucking with people's right to free speech.
	Good work.
	Yeah.
	Good work, Alice Island.
	So she started a zine called No Ego Zine.
	And we have some videos of her.
	Go to 1.3.
	So this is her original WordPress thing.
	That one's been taken down.
	Sketchy.
	Or let me try it in a different... Well, that was Wayback Machine.
	Yeah.
	So it ceases to be.
	Interesting.
	I'm trying in a different browser, but getting similar results.
	That's weird.
	But shouldn't the Wayback Machine be undeletable?
	Correct.
	Oh!
	It just takes a long time to load.
	Interesting.
	I had a feeling that you would've fucked up.
	I mean, usually websites load, no matter what.
	Well, this is in a Wayback machine, though.
	Yeah, even the Wayback, like, the border would load and be like, hey, hey, we're working on it.
	That's Wayback in 2010.
	She did that thing.
	And then, do you have the no ego zine?
	This is where we learn that she's Colombian.
	I translated all that in Google Translate.
	She talks a lot about speciesism and how we have to abolish speciesism, and I'm just thinking, uh, no.
	I'm not hanging up my speciesism.
	I'm going to remain a proud, patriotic speciesist.
	Like, what species is better?
	Are they all the same?
	Am I the same as a fly?
	No.
	Jeff Goldblum is.
	No, I'm better than a rat.
	I don't want to brag.
	I'm not bragging.
	I'm not bragging, but humans beat rats.
	And then here she is.
	This might be a way to get to her.
	If you find these musicians and you say, that was a great interview you did with, uh, what's her name again?
	So go to one five.
	You can hear her talking as she interviews these guys.
	We're here with Keegan from True Nature.
	Keegan, tell us about what your project is about.
	That's the woman.
	That's New York City Antifa Twitter account.
	There's like a lot of really positive messages in hardcore.
	They get stuck in hardcore.
	Because if you're not into aggressive music, What's the most important message that you want to carry in your songs?
	that people outside of hardcore can actually listen to.
	- Again, this is not, the guy is not the focus of attention here. - What's the important message you want to carry in your songs?
	Like, what's the main theme?
	- The main theme would probably be-- - So she's a radical leftist, Colombian immigrant, is what we know.
	She sounds very young.
	Yeah.
	Well, that was 13 years ago.
	So she's probably in her mid-30s now.
	Anyway, so see what you guys can do to get closer to that.
	I feel like 4chan can find some like a puddle reflection and be like, this is exactly what she looks like.
	Yeah, just pretend... Hey, Reddit, pretend that she killed cats.
	Oh yeah!
	Fucking hate that shit.
	If that was an abducted 8-year-old girl, no one would have given a shit.
	But because it's a cat in a microwave, the whole army of internet found the fucking guy.
	Yeah, Antifa's been going...
	Pretty crazy recently, they vandalized the studio, Anthony's studio, spray painting the sidewalk, and a nearby retail store.
	And here's my theory what these fat chicks do.
	I think they do it all on Instagram.
	So they find someone nearby in Manhattan, they're not even in the city, and they say, We'll pay you, you know, 200 bucks to, or maybe even just 100 bucks, to spray paint this at this location.
	And they go, all right, that's cool.
	And then they're trying to think of what to say, so they go, call him like a fed, like, I'm a proud boy and I hate Gavin, he's a fed.
	Like, yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good.
	And then also be like, this is an anti-fucking, this is an Antifa zone.
	Yeah, yeah, say that, okay, yeah, yeah.
	All right, so here's $20.
	We'll Venmo you the remaining $70, if when we see that it's done, you can prove it and you send pictures.
	Because, go back to the first one.
	No, I told you right, Gavin, you're a Fed.
	Gavin, you a fed.
	So now you just gave away that you're black.
	That's New York slang.
	Definitely.
	You a fed, man.
	That's New York black slang.
	Go to the other one.
	It's the same two guys.
	You can tell it's different handwriting, right?
	So Proud Snitches, Gavin is a fed.
	So the implication there is that Uh, it's a Proud Boy who's mad that I turned on the club and became a fed.
	Okay?
	That's an angle.
	I would stick with that angle.
	But to also, at the same time, be an Antifa guy who's saying, this is an Antifa zone.
	Fuck you.
	Now we have an Antifa guy and an angry Proud Boy are hand-in-hand going around graffiting together.
	That's not plausible, guys.
	You gotta keep your message singular.
	Just say, Antifa zone, Gavin, fuck off.
	Got it.
	Don't be a mad proud boy at the same time, dummies.
	Terrible.
	We're up against ugly fat chicks.
	And I bet that girl, the no-ego chick, was attractive until Antifa made her ugly.
	All right, should we, uh, should we do some cop shit?
	Sure.
	Wee-oo-wee-oo-wee-oo-wee-oo.
	Cop life.
	This is for you, dick man.
	Wait, I think we have a War on Cops intro.
	Oh, cool.
	Because the only thing that's gonna be less reported on than the Waukesha... Waukesha?
	- Rock a show. - Oh yeah, I didn't finish my I didn't finish my introduction.
	We have the Snapchat, and then I went off on a tangent.
	We read letters, and we take calls.
	Right?
	Yes.
	You are correct.
	Those are the three things.
	All correct statements that are factual and backed up.
	Do you like cops?
	I do.
	Because some cops don't like cops.
	No, that's that one guy that you met.
	That guy probably, the people he works with probably hate him.
	He's probably just an asshole.
	Yeah.
	I actually met some people who work with him and I think he's known as pretty slow.
	But you don't come across that.
	Negative.
	Are you like a top groupie?
	You love them so much?
	No.
	Somewhere in between.
	Well, a lot of my friends are cops, so I don't know where the line is.
	And you've got a history with our co-host here, Matty O'Dell.
	I do.
	Yeah.
	What is that?
	Well, not me so much, but a... Yeah, a mutual friend of ours.
	He knew a guy that used to relentlessly Break my balls.
	Why?
	And I didn't know.
	He just didn't like me, I don't think.
	I think he wanted to be a biker.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Yeah, I think there was a little obsession with the Hells Angels.
	He would come to training day, or one of his closer friends would come to training day.
	He was also a dog handler.
	And I would hear these stories because they worked, you know, down here.
	That guy pulled me over in so many different jurisdictions, like different counties.
	It was ridiculous.
	Was he allowed to do that?
	He used to say— Do you guys have territories?
	Well, he worked—he was a T-Way trooper, so he worked for the throughway.
	So he could go anywhere on the New York State throughway.
	He pulled me over in so many different areas.
	I was just like, do you have a load jacket on me?
	Like, how come it's always you?
	To be fair, I mean, you were wearing your collars, and your pipes were a little loud.
	It wasn't hard to find.
	I'll never forget one time he pulled me over.
	He goes, do you know I had to do 140 miles an hour to catch you?
	I said, so?
	He goes, I got one question.
	He goes, why?
	He goes, why are you going 140 miles an hour?
	I go, because I can.
	I don't know, what am I going to say?
	Were you really going 140?
	Yeah.
	The worst thing was, I was going up to another charter's anniversary.
	So, I had a buddy of mine following me in a car behind me.
	So, as I'm going up 87 North, I think it's Slotesburg or something like that.
	There's a rest area on the right-hand side of the New York State Thruway.
	So, I see the state trooper car coming out of the Out of the rest area.
	So I intentionally slow down to let him come out, and he cuts right across the highway to go into the southbound lanes.
	So once he goes down, like, the roads are a little off.
	Yep, yep.
	So he goes down to go into the southbound lanes, I just open it up and take off.
	Because I'm only going up to, like, Woodbury, like, exit 16.
	So I take off, I go in and out of, like, two or three tractor trailers and I'm gone.
	So, I know my buddy's in a car behind me.
	So, I see a car coming up real fast behind me.
	No lights on or nothing.
	So, I think it's my buddy.
	So, I slow down a little bit and then he pulls up and throws the lights on.
	I'm like, fuck!
	So, he gets out of the car.
	He goes, Mr. O'Dell.
	I said, oh my god.
	I won't say his name.
	Trooper Zone.
	I go, Why can't you say his name?
	He's still in law enforcement.
	- Yeah, he's still okay.
	- Oh, he is, okay. - He's not with the state police.
	- But I'm not, you know, I'm not, 'cause he's no longer in that.
	He's not with the state police.
	Yeah, he's not with the state police anymore, but he's still a cop.
	He was a hammer.
	That guy was a hammer on the road.
	What was that weird picture I saw of him wearing Hells Angels gear?
	That's crazy.
	I think that was... I thought that was your stuff.
	No, no, no.
	So did he have it made?
	I'll have to ask him.
	But you said that that wasn't real.
	Yeah, he was holding it, but that stuff he was wearing wasn't real.
	No, no.
	I think he had it made.
	I don't know.
	Or maybe he took it?
	Who knows?
	Maybe on a raid or something?
	We've raided a few, biker.
	He would write me all these tickets and be like, Ed, I'm not going to show up at court anyway.
	I'm like, so then why pull me over and fucking give me tickets?
	He wanted to be your friend, dude.
	Well, can we talk about the origins of the photographs?
	Well, the pictures that I showed you on the side of the highway.
	So Mattie's... And the trooper had no idea that the FBI was actually watching Mattie.
	The feds were watching Mattie.
	The trooper has no idea.
	He stops him and they're taking pictures of the incident.
	One of the many incidents with a long lens.
	I'll tell you a story right after this one.
	It's kind of crazy.
	And he's got no idea the pictures were ever taken.
	And then the trooper was contacted by the feds later and said, hey, we got, you know, you got an email.
	We'll send you some cool pictures.
	We took at your stop.
	We were watching those guys.
	Yeah.
	And he got the pictures.
	And then later on, when I met Matty years down the road, I show him the pictures and it blows his mind.
	But um, I'll never forget, I'm coming down from Troy one day, from like up by Albany.
	So I'm coming down 87, so I'm flying, I don't think I went below 100 miles an hour the whole way.
	So, I'm coming up by the Palisades Parkway, like exit 14 or something like that, before you come into like uh, that fucking... Woodbury?
	Yeah.
	So um...
	I see a state trooper, so I slow down.
	He's getting off the exit, so I pass him.
	Then he fucking pulls back on the highway, pulls me over.
	So I did a thing, because I used to be notorious.
	The state troopers in that area hated me.
	Because I would just break their fucking balls.
	Because they would just pull me over for bullshit.
	Like going 140 miles an hour.
	Like, leave me alone.
	Yeah.
	I'm just breaking the sound barrier.
	The first thing I do, he pulls me over, so I put the kickstand down, I get off the bike, I walk in front of the bike, and now I'm facing him.
	So they hate that shit.
	Why?
	Because they just like you to be on the bike with your hands out.
	Oh, I see.
	So I'm doing that, because I know... Being defiant.
	He walks up, now I'm facing him with my back turned.
	So, what I didn't know was that a white, cheap Cherokee had pulled over behind me, like going southbound, and pulled over.
	And the cop looks at me and goes, are they with you?
	And I turn around and I look and I see this white, cheap Cherokee.
	And I go, I have no fucking idea who the fuck that is!
	I go, are they with you?
	So, um...
	I said, I have no idea, so you'll just license registration so I can get the paperwork.
	So I go, let me ask you a question.
	I go, what the fuck did you pull me over for?
	He goes, speeding.
	I go, where'd you take fucking radar from the exit ramp?
	I said, you were getting off the exit.
	He goes, come on, you know what you're doing here.
	He goes, you know what's going on here.
	I said, yeah, you're profiling me.
	I'm like, that's fucking bullshit.
	I go, how fast was I going?
	He goes, 60.
	I said, 60 to 55?
	I'm like, that's real fucking lame, dude.
	So he's like, you know, license registration.
	Comes back out.
	And he waves like this to the car in front of me.
	I look around and they're out there waving.
	He goes, that guy's following you.
	Fucking hell.
	Oh, that was a fed.
	Yeah, they were feds.
	I knew they were following me all the time.
	Yeah, didn't you get in an altercation where you kicked off a guy's side mirror?
	Yeah.
	And then the feds showed up and said, what are you doing?
	Yeah, I was going to work one day and some guy tried to, like, push me off into, like, there was construction, there was little cones.
	So, some people usually, like, bash the mirror off with their hands, but I just jumped up and kicked it off the guy's car.
	I hear this noise, I hear this siren noise and I'm looking at my I'm like there's no cop cars behind me so it's like this little fucking Chevy blue car so I finally pull over and I'm like one guy gets out he walks up he's wearing like jeans and a fucking polo shirt like a golf shirt So he goes, let me see your license.
	I said, well, who the fuck are you?
	He's like, I'm the police.
	I said, well, you need to show me something that says you're the police.
	So he pulls out his creds and shows me his credentials.
	So I go, oh, the FBI just traffic stops now.
	So then he goes, license registration.
	So.
	The guy getting out of the other side of the car was a guy who investigated me for like nine years.
	I won't say his name either.
	The FBI guy, but he's the one who fucked me on my parole, my federal parole on the last day.
	He's the one who got me sent back to federal prison.
	So I go, well, well, well, look who it is.
	What was the violation?
	Talking to another Hells Angel.
	Oh right, because you accepted the calls.
	Yeah, you gotta press 1 to accept the call.
	So that means you voluntarily spoke to him.
	I said bullshit so that guy he fucking he's there so I go well so I call up my buddy he goes my he goes to me he goes who you on the phone with so and so and I go yeah I said I'm telling him I said listen this guy's got me pulled off you don't hear from me in an hour I'm probably locked up.
	So they're like, what the fuck are you doing out here, Matty?
	I go, what?
	I go, what the fuck are you guys?
	It's like nine o'clock in the morning.
	Why are you guys following me around already?
	He goes, oh, we're not following you.
	I said, oh, you just happen to be behind me, huh?
	He goes, yeah, we couldn't believe it when you jumped up on your seat and kicked the mirror off that guy's car.
	That guy didn't know such a thing.
	So anyway, they let me go.
	They took my license register.
	I go, what are you going to go in your car?
	You don't have a radio in your car.
	You're going to get called dispatch?
	Yeah, the FBI guy.
	I'm like, what the fuck are you guys doing?
	He knows who the fuck I am.
	I go, you guys are obviously following me.
	They followed me for like nine years.
	Craziness.
	That's why you broke up with that chick, because she couldn't take it anymore.
	Yeah.
	They told her, we're going to keep following you.
	They used to go to my house when I was doing my violation.
	They would go to the house and be like, we're never going to stop.
	And she was like, I want to get married and have kids.
	Was this after you got out of prison or before you went to prison?
	After.
	They sent me back twice.
	Yeah, but I mean the one with our trooper friend.
	That was after.
	That was after?
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	All right.
	I thought that was before you went.
	Okay.
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	They fucked me.
	More than once.
	That's when you went to state prison.
	No, I went to state prison first.
	No, I was in federal prison first.
	I mean, I've done years in New York State, like a year here, a year there.
	A few bids, yeah.
	Yeah, I got a few.
	All right, let's get to some crime and cop stuff.
	Yeah, here we go.
	I was reading this in the newspaper today, and I couldn't find it online, which is a pet peeve I've had for a while.
	New York Post You need tiny URLs at the bottom of all your print, articles, or we're just gonna stop reading the paper.
	I'm one of the only people left that actually holds a physical paper, and you're not making it easy for us.
	So this isn't online, but it's called a Turf Battle, and this is going on in Brownsville, which is East New York, right?
	Yeah.
	And the way it works is there's one gang will have like five projects.
	Housing, estates, whatever.
	And then the other gang will have the other five.
	There's no turf battle.
	That's your hood.
	It's been defined.
	So the two big gangs there are the Woos and the Chews.
	And they kill each other, not as much as they could.
	I mean, it's like a murder every, you know, two or three a year.
	Doesn't seem like a lot for where you, you know, where your ops lives.
	Yeah, you guys rhyme.
	Yeah, come on, guys.
	Get those numbers up.
	Yeah, but when there's too many bodies, it's no good for business.
	Well, that's it.
	What's business?
	Obviously, drug trade.
	Okay, this is really stupid, but I don't get how you make lots of money on drugs in the hood.
	Selling crack?
	Heroin.
	Coke.
	Math.
	Pills.
	Okay.
	Is there that?
	Like, the junkies... I don't know.
	I understand selling to college kids, you're selling cocaine.
	That's an endless client list.
	Yeah, but... But in the hood?
	Yeah.
	They line up for that shit 24-7.
	They don't have any money.
	People come from outside the hood to buy drugs in the hood.
	No one's going to Brownsville.
	When I was in PSA 4, they locked up Scott Weiland from Stone Temple Pilots.
	Oh really?
	But where was he buying his trucks?
	He went into a housing project and bought on his own.
	I like the way your little bunny tail is sticking out of the bottom of your crotch there.
	This?
	No. Scott Whelan went into the projects to buy heroin.
	Yep.
	What a suicide mission.
	But everybody knows him from that band, so he's good.
	Yeah.
	Oh, you Scott Whalen from Stone Temple Pilots!
	Oh man, I loves grunge!
	He got a lot of money, let him in!
	Yo, this nigga bone and broken every single time!
	Yo, you know Chris Cornell, that Soundgarden nigga?
	I think that day he got arrested in New York City, he was on Howard Stern earlier that day saying how he was clean.
	Yeah, you're right.
	He was on heroin, Stern.
	Yeah, talking about it.
	He got busted buying heroin a couple hours later.
	He was talking about it so much with Stern.
	He was like, how can I get some of that shit?
	Those were good times.
	It's like when you watch Intervention and you're like, I feel like a drink.
	I want to get something.
	Yeah.
	This alcoholic's making me thirsty.
	He died not too long after that.
	But zoom in on that article.
	Towards the bottom there.
	Oh, wait.
	Is it cropped?
	I didn't think I cropped it.
	Let's see here.
	Yeah.
	Woo... Wait, I can't read it.
	It's super blurry.
	Woo, a subset of Wave Gang and Chew...
	Wu, a subset of Wave Gang, and Chew, members of Hood Stars, have been at war since 2010, according to law enforcement sources.
	But the violence took a particularly violent turn in July 2020 after Wu member shamed Shamal Boomer was fatally gunned down by a member of the Bergen fam, another gang.
	Even though a Chew member didn't kill Boomer, the gang relished the death and began taunting their rival.
	I don't think they sell drugs.
	I think this is pure tribalism.
	And the previous generation's drug dealers, Millennials and Gen X, they're like, I don't know what the fuck's going on with these kids.
	We used to sort of focus on drugs and maybe territory occasionally.
	This is just African tribalism.
	Like the Woos versus the Chews.
	What the fuck?
	The woos and the choos sounds a lot like the hootsies and the tootsies, doesn't it?
	Holy shit, this guy.
	Hatfields and McCoys?
	What good of a mugshot is that?
	Wait, I know that guy, George Rosario.
	I recognize him.
	I recognize him from a Looney Tunes cartoon at night.
	I know him from a creepypasta thumbnail.
	Holy conlidoscopes.
	I don't remember.
	I think I see one guy in there that looks trustable vaguely.
	Anthony McRae and Brian Rodriguez kind of.
	What do you mean trustable?
	Like could they even look remotely part of society?
	Like some people, you know, in this look like demons.
	Some people look like criminals.
	Some people look like this guy.
	Like this guy, Derek, looks like Paul.
	That's the same guy.
	My point is with these new street, the drill rapper hoodlums, there is no regard for life or death.
	No, they're not scared of the police.
	And they'll just go to each other's projects and say, and Facebook live stream and go, Hey, I'm out here in front of the ops.
	What are you going to do, bitch?
	Do your worst.
	And then they come out and shoot each other.
	So, while crime has gotten that stupid, at least in the old days it was about territories and drugs, we are telling the police that they can't do their jobs, they suck, we all hate them, and by the way, please come over, I'm scared, I got a death threat for saying the cops should be defunded.
	And then on top of that, they've got all this affirmative action where they're getting chicks involved.
	And now you are defunded, demoralized, crime no longer has any rules so you can't get informants or do your job, and then they put a chick in your car.
	Like this.
	Actually, jump, go to 42A.
	No, no.
	Is that 42A?
	- Go to 42A. - The man putting here bragged about it, posting this video. - No, no, is that 42A? - No. - Now when you see cops run, they got a lot of shit around their waist, right?
	And cops go, okay, I gotta run fast, but I have all this shit on me, so I'm gonna run really aggressively, like it's a Tough Mudder thing, because I got the weight.
	Women are like, I wanna run, but I have this weight on me.
	I'll do a little turkey trot when I run, because that's the best you're gonna get, folks.
	They don't get the concept of, "I need to fucking run through this motherfucker's face!" Like it's football.
	Grab her! Grab her!
	Grab her!
	Grab her!
	Quit filming her!
	Grab her?!
	What are you talking about?!
	Come on!
	Aren't you a good citizen?
	What do you mean?!
	Wow.
	Grab her! Grab her! Grab her! Grab her!
	Look, she can't run.
	Look at that run!
	I know I'm missing the whole point of the video.
	It's about concerned citizens not being concerned.
	But I'm just obsessed with the white woman's run.
	Look at this starting now.
	The guy's run is worse.
	Yeah, maybe that's why they picked him up.
	Is that even a run?
	The arms are going.
	He looks like he's on mile seven of a marathon.
	Or this is another example of female cops making everyone's life worse.
	The guy walking down the street.
	Now, I don't understand why an allegedly blind guy has a walking cane folded up in his back pocket.
	This is 4-2, but this is kind of old news now.
	This was big last week.
	This guy is Oh.
	Well, you could probably find it.
	It was everywhere.
	Just say blind man harassed.
	Oh, I'm blocked.
	What?
	I'm not blocked by anybody.
	Chad Loader?
	He's an Antifa dude.
	Oh, he blocked me, eh?
	Yeah.
	Why are you on Twitter as yourself?
	I don't know.
	I'm a guy.
	That's dumb.
	What do you mean?
	You should be, like, a peace activist.
	They actually tell you if you're blocked?
	Be a black woman who, you know, is Black Lives Matter and all that shit.
	I don't know.
	I don't respect that.
	I'm me.
	There I am.
	Moron.
	Moron.
	With my black school.
	You're using your account for this show.
	We want to show Antifa shit.
	Obviously you're going to be black.
	You're saying nah right now in the middle of something we can't show because you use your face.
	I guess we can create a new account.
	Yes.
	Thank you.
	Detective Shitty does it again.
	- Nailed it. - Nailed it. - Nailed it.
	Anyway, we'll see if you can find it, but she pulls this guy over and she goes, I need your ID.
	What are you doing?
	What's that in your back pocket?
	And he goes, this?
	And he pulls out, it's one of those collapsible canes that goes click, click, click, click, that blind people have.
	Yeah.
	Why aren't you using it if you're blind?
	But she goes, I thought that was a gun.
	It looked like a gun.
	He's like, you thought this was a gun?
	It's like when you fold up those things, they're this big.
	Yeah.
	And they're white.
	What kind of gun is this?
	Anyway, she was just being annoying.
	Yeah, there it is.
	That wasn't a great move.
	- I'm a navigational age.
	What's the problem?
	You a tyrant?
	- Yeah, I am actually.
	What's your name and date of birth? - I don't have to give that unless I'm good.
	- Yes, sir, I was investigating.
	- You have reasonable articulated suspicion.
	- Do you want me to put you in handcuffs right now?
	Yes, sir, I do.
	- What is your suspicion? - It looks like you're carrying a gun in your back pocket.
	I'm stopping to make sure you're carrying it properly.
	You don't have to-- - Well, have you ensured that it's not a firearm?
	- No, you keep turning so I can't see it.
	You don't have to be a dick to me.
	- That wasn't a great move.
	- Yeah, that was not smart.
	- To reach for something.
	Not at all.
	It's a cane.
	I'm going to reach for it now.
	If you sneeze wrong, she'll shoot.
	And by the way, I'm sorry that I don't have an account that we could... and I'm blurry.
	That didn't work.
	You cut it too short, so it just goes... I'm also sorry about that.
	But I've learned from my actions.
	All right, we'll get on blurry.
	And guess what?
	Farts.
	Get unblurry.
	Alright.
	Go to a fucking barber.
	Were you ever partnered up with a woman?
	A few times.
	And is it different with state troopers than it is with normal cops?
	State troopers partner up from midnight till 5 a.m.
	What?
	They partner up from midnight to 5 a.m.
	When you're... When you don't have a steady partner, you ride double from midnight to 5 a.m.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	Because it's more dangerous?
	Yeah.
	Well... That's like, I'm on my motorcycle, oh, I don't want to hurt my head, I better put on a baseball hat.
	There we go.
	My dad did that once, actually.
	He was chopping down a tree, a branch off a tree, and he wanted to be protected, so he put on a puffy vest.
	And two beanies.
	Nice.
	Wow.
	He broke his back in 18 places and was wearing a turtle shell for a year and a half.
	Good old Jim.
	Quick question.
	So when you go around the forest bopping field mice on the head, he's making fun of your a tail.
	Oh.
	Little bunny foo foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and popping them on the head.
	Um, yeah, I mean, what are they gonna do?
	All right, let's, uh, here's the important, sort of the reason I'm doing this today.
	Cop life.
	This is what no one ever talks about with cops.
	The constant fear of death.
	And I had one dude tell me, he goes, you know, people look at the stats and they go, well, you say your job's dangerous, but not that many of you die.
	And he goes, yeah, cause we're good at this.
	Just cause we're not dead doesn't mean we didn't get shot at.
	Go to four, three.
	Oh yeah, you gotta go to the beginning of this.
	Uh, that was... There's about two seconds before shit goes disown.
	Dude, that's a machine gun.
	They shoot at the camera.
	And cars don't protect you from bullets, really.
	They're bullet magnets.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I guess if you went down, you've got to get through the engine and everything if you're going through the front.
	There's certain things like that.
	You see right there where the post comes out from the windshield and the door?
	That's called like an A post.
	Then the next one down is a B post.
	Those are the best chances to deflect off that.
	But the best place to be would be behind that motor and the drivetrain and the wheel and the brakes.
	Oh, right.
	But you don't really want to be hiding.
	I mean, if that's the only cover you have, you know, that's the only cover you have, but a bullet will go right through both doors and out the other side.
	Look at this.
	We had that conversation one day with Tommy Ranger.
	Oh, right, right, right.
	Yeah.
	And shooting through glass is not too good either.
	Some of the cruisers are bulletproof.
	Yeah, they have Kevlar panels in the doors.
	And some of them have bulletproof glass, but very few.
	I don't know any that have bulletproof glass.
	Really?
	I mean, maybe.
	I know like the Bearcats and the SWAT vehicles have them.
	That's pretty heavy duty glass.
	I don't want this job.
	He's got a red dot on that, huh?
	A laser?
	No, just a holographic red dot.
	Oh.
	He shot the leg.
	Yeah, a lot of people forget that there's a lot of room underneath the car, so if you see people under there, you can shoot them in the legs.
	Is that the end of that?
	I don't know any details about that video.
	Sorry, folks.
	Here's another encounter, typical cop encounter.
	So this guy is told exactly like George Floyd.
	Hey, man, can you come over here?
	This guy's trying to pass off counterfeit money.
	Yeah, OK.
	I'm just going to stop this guy in the street.
	Because I asked you to.
	No.
	Okay.
	Well what?
	What did I do?
	Because I told you to.
	What did I do?
	Well you passed a counterfeit dollar bill bag.
	Dispatch, I'm fighting one behind Ingram.
	Put your hands behind your back!
	Put your hands behind your back!
	Do it now!
	Put your hands behind your back!
	Get on your stomach!
	Fuck!
	Shots fired.
	Shots fired!
	Guess where the cop got shot?
	Where?
	In the head.
	Right?
	It looked like it.
	Yeah.
	He survived.
	Holy shit.
	Oh my God.
	But in the hospital they said, you're going to live, but as far as conversations go, you're only going to be able to talk to people like Ryan Katsu-Rivera.
	So, that's good.
	Because I'm a nice person.
	Not if he was used to talking to normal people.
	Well, I don't, I take pride in not being normal.
	I'm cool.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's one way to look at it.
	You're gonna have enough brain damage to be cool.
	That just made me sick.
	Whoa.
	And I know there's people at home going, oh yeah, of course you're going to show black dudes.
	Why don't you show Dylan Roof and some of the mass shooters?
	That's the real problem in this country.
	All the white people shooting up schools and stuff.
	Uh, you know, mass shooters are black.
	Yeah.
	The last couple of ones have been the football player in Virginia and Like, zoom in on that first row and we'll go down.
	Keep in mind that blacks are 14% of the population.
	A lot of chicks in this thing, too.
	Do you think of... It's the fact that they don't have, like, a manifesto or something?
	That makes them not as cool?
	How many people do you have to shoot to be... Four.
	Four or more?
	Yep.
	Oh, dude.
	That happens on the diz-aley in the hood.
	The bullet has to hit them, I guess.
	I'm happy none of these rookies died from that guy who plowed into them.
	I mean, maybe they still will, but... You ram a car into 25 people?
	Yeah, that's not cool.
	Well, what's going on with this guy here?
	Hollywood is doing okay for diverse representation, but crime is killing it.
	Literally.
	You know what bothers me, though, is people are bummed when they see this.
	Because they want there to be white male actors.
	Well, it's facts.
	It's facts.
	Evidence.
	I thought you said fags there for a second.
	No, no, facts.
	Which reminded me of something I forgot to get to the beginning of this show.
	This would normally go on the day show.
	For you folks that are just watching for free, or listening for free, we made this show free to showcase the show as like a teaser, but it's nothing like any of the other shows.
	The other shows are more like Daily Wire meets Howard Stern meets Tucker Carlson stuff.
	We go through the news and discuss the news and maybe make a few jokes.
	Or have a few funny sketches or something.
	But this is more typical of our Monday, Tuesday, Friday shows.
	So go down a bit.
	What?
	Go down, no, no, to the thing he's talking about and click on the first picture.
	They're kind of out of order here.
	San Francisco launches guaranteed income program for transgender community.
	Now, when you first hear that, you think, okay, I have to picture a world where, like, trannies, there's a bounty out for them, and you just hunt them and kill them, and they're barely alive, and they're covered in rags, and we take them in and say, here's some food, we'll try to stop you from being shot, but don't go out at night or you're gonna get killed.
	That's kinda the world, this crazy video game scenery they're giving us.
	Not remotely true.
	But it's much gayer than that This is the list of people who are considered trans and it's like 73 no sorry sorry 97 different options What?
	Now go to the things Matt Walsh isolated One of them is faggot Wow!
	Are you gay?
	Well, I identify as faggot.
	I identify you as a faggot.
	Yeah.
	Like, are we allowed to call them faggots now?
	97 different... Yeah, and go back to that list, the Matt Walsh one.
	Zoom out on that a bit.
	The other ones are even crazier.
	BDSM kink.
	So because I like spanking girls in high heel boots, I get free money?
	I have guaranteed living income.
	Sadomasochism and kink.
	So is straight not on here?
	BDSM in England is like the norm.
	This is where they wear rubber suits and like pour custard on each other.
	You get free welfare if you pour custard on a woman in a rubber suit?
	But I don't understand that.
	Guaranteed income.
	Aromantic?
	What if you're oregano?
	You're on welfare.
	You got welfare.
	Matty.
	No matter how much money you make?
	I don't know.
	I mean, I assume you gotta be unemployed.
	But wait a minute, if you're unemployed, then you get welfare anyway.
	But what I'm trying to figure out, like, because they can't go out and work, In San Francisco, it's tough.
	You know, if you're known as gay in San Francisco, your life's over.
	You're just a hack.
	Yeah, you just get fag bashed every day.
	You got plenty of those.
	But wait, go back to that list.
	That's crazy.
	What are some aromantics?
	Maddie, you're a cook.
	Aromantic means you just fuck people and you're not into them.
	So like Gene Simmons gets free money.
	All of Motley Crue gets free money.
	Asexual.
	Every woman, post-menopausal woman, gets free money.
	BDSM, all British people get free money.
	Bisexual, all drunk girls in college get free money.
	You know what demisexual is?
	No.
	When you only have sex with people that you have a connection with.
	In other words, you only fuck people that turn you on.
	In other words... Everyone.
	The way it's always been.
	Yeah.
	That's what Cuomo's daughter, right?
	Didn't she come out as demisexual?
	Yes.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Yeah.
	You know who doesn't?
	You know who fucks people that are attracted to prostitutes?
	This is ridiculous.
	Gay.
	If you're gay in San Francisco, you get free money.
	What about... 75% of the population.
	Population.
	Bad capital of the world.
	Very difficult problem.
	Populace!
	Is there anything for, um, furries?
	Probably.
	Dude, 97!
	Alright, let's get back to some... Please don't hurt me after this, sir.
	Don't arrest me.
	Please get back to some cop stuff there.
	4-4.
	I thought this was great.
	The person who put this up on social media said, New York is a brand.
	Because Eric Adams, our wonderful mayor, was bragging about how amazing it is to be in New York City.
	He goes, Kansas isn't a brand.
	New York is a brand.
	All right, let's check out New York.
	Yeah, that was the guy.
	I've seen this the other day.
	Came in and started stabbing him.
	Was there a reason behind this?
	Yeah, he's from that project and the other guy's from Marcus Garvey Estates.
	Oh, you should have known.
	There he is stabbing him.
	That guy realizes he's dying.
	Gets in a white Lexus and takes off.
	How could you miss him? - No! - No!
	Wait, did the original Stabber just get run away?
	No, the guy who got stabbed got shot.
	Right, right, that's what I said.
	The original Stabber, not Stabby, just got out of that white car and ran away.
	How do you not die after being shot six or seven times?
	World's worst aim.
	Most criminals are horrible.
	Go back to that.
	Go back to when he first started shooting at the car.
	No, no.
	There, so he gets in the car.
	Six shots!
	Three of them at point-blank range, and the guy's running away.
	You know who didn't miss?
	Those cops.
	Yeah.
	You gotta understand something, like, when you're in the first, like, I remember the first time I was in a gunfight.
	Anytime the adrenaline dump that goes into your body, like, you lose kind of, like, all fine motor skills, like, at first, because you're not used, like, you're just overwhelmed.
	So, even though he was running up to the car shooting... He was at the car.
	Yeah.
	Come on, guy.
	Come on, man.
	There's more.
	He was kinda, like, I don't know why he was stabbed, but the cops just shot the wrong guy.
	That was on, I believe, Gun Hill Road.
	Ah, shit.
	We don't know Gun Hill Road.
	Gun Hill Road.
	Yeah, right.
	In the Bronx.
	Yeah.
	That's the Bronx.
	The motherfuckin' BX, dawg.
	Yeah, we would always, like, tell tales about Gun Hill Road.
	Or hear stories about Gun Hill Road as a co-op city-er.
	That's what we'd call ourselves.
	Now he's stabbed and shot.
	There's a great bar down there called, uh, it's got a baseball name.
	Rumor?
	No.
	Yeah, rumor.
	Before you said baseball, I said rumors.
	Hot dogs, rumors, baseball bats.
	Yeah, rumors of like, oh, maybe there's the Astros cheating again, you know?
	Uh, okay.
	And then 4-5.
	How did I?
	Wait, wait, go back there.
	He was screaming, call 911 or call an ambulance, I'm gonna die.
	Well, he was stabbed and shot now.
	And they're gonna roll them over and put them in cuffs.
	Look at that woman cop.
	She's doing her job.
	Thanks for coming out.
	They should have different uniforms.
	They should have white shirts.
	No, that's upper brass.
	They should have reflective gear.
	They should have red berets on.
	Yeah.
	So, 4-5?
	Terrible.
	If he lived, that guy's fuckin' blessed by the Lord.
	Oh.
	He died.
	Didn't make it.
	Here's cops stopping a school shooting.
	Don't worry, it's coming up.
	Whoa, thanks to rogue action, this PHX PD officer.
	What's PHX?
	Phoenix.
	Oh, Phoenix.
	Possible shooting at school was prevented.
	Oh yeah, there she is.
	She's got her gun.
	Headed to school.
	No, you're not.
	She's got her finger over the barrel?
	Yeah.
	You don't want the bullets to spill out, dummy.
	I guess not.
	Oh, shit.
	And here's a funny one.
	In Paris, where the FBI sends me regularly, this guy, unlike the dude where they said, stop him, don't you want to be a good citizen?
	Oh, Eric Adams, welcome to the show.
	Hey, what's up, Blavin?
	How are you today?
	Gavin.
	I'm great.
	What you're seeing is New York has a brand.
	It's got the swagger.
	It's not a very good brand.
	Yeah, but there's swagger.
	These other places ain't got swagger like that.
	See, that's the sort of New York swagger that we want.
	Can you put the swagger in jail, please?
	Because our streets are not safe.
	Nah, swagger's gonna stay on the streets where it belong.
	Look at Paris, Eric.
	Okay.
	The rapper?
	No.
	Okay.
	Because she has swagger.
	Swagger.
	Swagger.
	Boom.
	Hey!
	Love to see it.
	Wow.
	He wanted to get in.
	He's getting in.
	Look, he puts him down gently.
	Yeah.
	Oh, what a body slam.
	That's one arm.
	The one arm control right there.
	Good adrenaline control, too.
	If you're still in Paris, you might get slammed again.
	Paris, I believe, is the most heavily surveilled city in the world.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, cameras are everywhere.
	I think Jay-Z and Kanye West wrote a song about this.
	And then 4-8, this guy beat a fireman.
	I don't know where it is.
	It looks like Brazil or something.
	And the whole town gets together to beat him up.
	I love an eye for an eye.
	Like let's, let's not get the police involved in everything.
	Someone slashes your tires, go slash their tires.
	Yeah.
	These are firemen chasing.
	Oh, that's back to New York.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So he hit an old dude, then he gets on his bike and the firemen are like, no.
	Not happening.
	You see actually the fact that there was no swaggle in that clip.
	That was in 2020.
	God.
	Is that like the Wild Wild West, Arnold?
	It was like the Wild Wild West.
	I have to listen to Eric Adams before I continue this.
	Yeah, Eric Adams just sounds like a little kid.
	And he is.
	So what we have is our Sway go back.
	He's getting $110 billion.
	You're starting to sound like Sway from MTV.
	Yeah, $110 million.
	$30,000 for every New Yorker.
	$110 billion?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	$110 billion.
	$30,000 for every New Yorker.
	- $110 billion. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, $110 billion. $30,000 for every New Yorker. - Wow.
	Wow.
	Can I have that in cash, please? - It's just gonna keep hiring people.
	You should see this queen he just hired for, uh... What was it?
	It's this... He just hired this guy who larps as a knight.
	I think he's hiring him as a judge.
	And he's a larping knight.
	And he's a LARPing knight.
	Let's see, okay.
	Yeah, that's him.
	The guy with the bow tie.
	Yeah, New York City Judge.
	Paps Cosplay.
	Oh, looks like you guys got some sword damage on there.
	Right in the old Gorbachev zone.
	Oh boy.
	Wow, that's him there.
	That's kind of cool.
	Yeah, that's how bad it is.
	Ryan thinks it's cool.
	Was he at the Renaissance Fair with you Mike?
	Oh shit, no I didn't see him.
	Oh my god, he's at that shitty knockoff one.
	Oh my god, wait, openly gay black knights of North America.
	One of the few black knights of North America.
	Is that like opposite the Ku Klux Klan?
	Because they're the white knights.
	Oh yeah, true.
	Wow.
	He just hires blacks.
	That's what's gonna happen to that 110 billion.
	He's the Grand Dragon Slayer.
	Every hire he does is black.
	He's the grand dragon slayer.
	He just invented a bunch of jobs and make it in every, every hire he does is black.
	He asks for an eight by 10 on your, for your resume.
	Probably because he can't read.
	Oh, Jesus.
	So show the, uh, the home and this is, I always love seeing these kinds of stories where someone is just ready.
	Always be prepared.
	Four or nine.
	These kids, before the garage door can close, they jump in.
	Never relax.
	To get them.
	Let them never relax.
	They just scooch in at the last second.
	Oh, I'm coming in.
	He has, what, four seconds to be ready for this?
	Sick.
	See, we're okay with defunding the police if we're all allowed to be armed.
	Yeah.
	If you want to go back to the wild, wild west, as Eric Adams calls it, then let us fucking be Jesse James.
	I thought this was an interesting take on Takeoff.
	Remember that rapper?
	We talked about an interview on the show a couple years ago with Takeoff where we could not understand a fucking word he was saying, nor could the black interviewer guy.
	Oh yeah, and it started a fight.
	Because there was like miscommunication, right?
	Remember that?
	Yeah, very difficult communication.
	Black Americans, seriously, bro.
	You cut on the news and see shit like this, you're not going to see Jeff Bezos and Leonardo DiCaprio and a bunch of rich...
	He's got very cool mime stuff.
	Animated swagger.
	They're in a casino they own you're not gonna see them shooting dice Jeff Bezos like wait a minute Leo Didn't you look at my white class mine stuff?
	Yeah, he's I catch you look animated Swaggle I'm not gonna be shooting dice at 2:30 in the morning in front of a closed bowling alley They can't figure out how to to get shit structured Yo, we're the laughing stock of America.
	Black people, I'm sorry to tell you, if you're watching this video, we're the laughing stock of America.
	Nobody takes us seriously.
	Look at this shit.
	There's a running list of all the rappers that are getting killed lately.
	You know, the record labels, with drill rappers, they'll go, where are you from?
	- There's a running list of all the rappers that are getting killed lately. - You know, the record labels with drill rappers, they'll go, "Where are you from?" And you say, "Scarsdale," and they're like, and then you say, "Gunhill Road," and they're like, "What part of Gunhill Road?" Yeah.
	You go, I'm with the woos.
	Okay.
	Then they'll maybe call some woos and be like, do you know this guy?
	Is he, did shoes hate him?
	And then they're like, good.
	Yeah.
	You're authentic.
	But what that means is I'm more likely to die soon.
	And the record labels go, that's great for business.
	Yeah.
	Record sales go up after death.
	Yeah, I think that might be their source of income.
	50 Cent said it the other day.
	He said, the only rappers who ever go like diamond, like 10 million, were Tupac, after he got killed, and Biggie, after he got killed.
	He said, you gotta get shot and killed in order to go diamond and rap.
	Oh, wow.
	And the people that, uh, yeah.
	Who gets the royalties from that?
	Like some family, sometimes the label?
	Who knows?
	I don't know.
	All I know is if you can't handle the swaggle, Get out the kitchen.
	I'm not going to blame the record labels actually.
	They managed to capitalize on mass murder.
	Like, what if someone signed one of the hootsies when they were killing the tootsies and got some money as they ripped everyone's heads off?
	They chopped each other up with hatchets, I mean machetes, right?
	Yeah.
	You're hiring with, like, people with pre-existing conditions, basically, so that way... Yeah, it's an insurance company where they want you to be dying.
	It's the opposite of an insurance company.
	But remember when we had when we had takeoff on the show not literally but five one four minutes in This is how that guy talked speaking of laughingstock.
	It's 432 Yeah, this is that interview where they like there's a fight that happens because he doesn't understand what he's saying He's like what's that?
	Huh?
	He's big and bougie.
	Wait, go back.
	Are they tripping or dripping?
	Tripping.
	Ah, meaning they have a lot of jewelry on.
	I suppose.
	- We're blessed, man.
	We drippin' too, by the way.
	- What going on? - I ain't seen this much ice ever.
	- Wait, go back.
	Are they tripping or dripping?
	- Tripping.
	- Ah, meaning they have a lot of jewelry on.
	- I suppose.
	- We're trippin' too, by the way.
	- No, they said trippin'.
	- Fashion spread, how you guys doin'?
	- Yeah, we blessed, man, we drippin'.
	Oh, trippin'.
	Sounds like trippin'.
	The guy in the far right, he doesn't make any sense.
	Even with subtitles, right?
	- The fuck going on.
	- Yeah, big stones.
	- Wait, the guy in the far right, just like me watching myself next to myself, he doesn't make any sense.
	- That's takeoff, right?
	- Yeah.
	- Yeah.
	- I ain't seen this much ice ever.
	- Yeah, big stones.
	- I feel like every week, - I think you're right, it was dripping and they got it wrong.
	Shut up, man.
	Turn it up, turn it up.
	Listen, I feel like there's like a running joke with you being left off Bad and Bougie.
	Like, how do you feel with the group is succeeding, but sometimes people pinpoint, like, why isn't he here?
	Why isn't he turned up like the other two?
	I ain't left off Bad and Bougie.
	You think I'm left off Bad and Bougie?
	Hey, turn it up.
	Turn it up.
	That's impossible.
	All right, I'm getting on my own nerves here.
	He's saying, I never left Bad and Bougie.
	You think I left Bad and Bougie, but the guy cannot fucking understand him.
	Bad and Bougie.
	Actually, there's lots of Bs.
	Like, I ain't left.
	There's lots of Bs.
	I ain't bad off Bougie.
	Left me bouching on Baddy and the hoops.
	Okay, we'll just end it with this.
	I'm gonna take some calls 50 a right 50 a the only one we haven't done yet I thought this was interesting that in prison I Which is Lord of the Flies.
	These black dudes seem to police themselves better than they do on the streets.
	Maybe it's a generational thing.
	I've been incarcerated for the past 33 years.
	Y'all know I look young.
	Yeah, I've been incarcerated since I was 16.
	I'm from Watts, California.
	I grew up as a Blood.
	Like he was saying, a lot of times we have a lot of influence in these prisons.
	One thing that I've learned that we as Bloods and Crips in these prisons, on these prisons, y'all, we don't need gangbanging against each other.
	So if we don't gangbang against each other on these prisons, y'all, why is it that we continue to let that stuff go on the streets?
	One thing about prison, we got rules.
	You break these rules, something's going to happen to you.
	Yeah.
	See, on the streets, we got certain type of rules, but we don't have them.
	Excuse the word, I'm missing the structure.
	Like a crew couldn't just come and do something to me.
	They got to actually go to the Bloods and ask the Bloods, look, this is what's going on.
	But we don't do that.
	It's like policing your own.
	How you doing?
	How you doing?
	My name is Jay Burke.
	Not happening in East New York.
	Not happening in the Bronx.
	Swaggle.
	Swaggle.
	It's a brand, baby.
	It's Wild Wild West.
	It's Wild Wild West.
	I gotta fight tomorrow.
	I'm dreading it.
	A fight or a spar?
	Spar.
	Well, what do you think I'd fight?
	Yeah, I'm gonna beat up Clinton Delvecchio down by the schoolyard.
	Well, a fight is like no headgear, eight-ounce gloves, or whatever the fuck.
	But a spar ain't really a fight, is it?
	Do you guys go all out?
	You hard spar?
	No.
	Okay.
	Still hurts.
	Still taking punches today.
	Don't reel in me, dammit!
	For the four days after, this is all tender.
	I want to get a headgear that's this big.
	And it's inflated.
	It's like a balloon.
	Water balloon.
	You're back at your original gym?
	Yes.
	You didn't tell how that went.
	Or maybe you don't want to.
	Yeah, I did.
	I thought I did.
	You want to know the truth?
	I hated the new gym so much and I just, for my own sense of pride, I can't go back there and just wash it away because he said he'll pay for the damage.
	For those of you not caught up, Boxer was going to the Hall of Fame, I took him in my car, and his kids got wasted, because it was an open bar, and on the way back, wrecked the back of my car, my Jaguar, and so the owner of the gym said, I'll pay for it, and then I was like, weeks are going by.
	So then I got a little too aggressive, and I was like, I'm here for the money, you said Friday.
	Then he got all pissed off, and so I left, and we were screaming, he was screaming at me, blah, blah, blah.
	Then I went to this other gay gym that Ryan goes to.
	Why didn't you come to the gym this week, by the way?
	I've been going to the other gym, but I was thinking about maybe going twice a week, or going every day.
	So I would go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
	Why did I, so anyway.
	Different times.
	I was like, if he would just call me and say, look man, I'm sorry, we'll give you a few free months.
	So I'm like a lady waiting to be courted.
	And it just wasn't happening all summer, like June, July, August, September, October.
	And so I went to one of the guys and I go, can you just say to him, why don't you just offer him a few free months, man?
	It's just like his own pride.
	He can't, and I would never, I'd rather die than go back there after all that and not get anything.
	That wasn't our deal.
	But I was at the point where I was like, say you're going to give me free months and lie.
	And I won't notice on my bank statement.
	I just need something to walk through the door.
	You know, give me a fucking pen here.
	It's a $600 pen.
	That's how much it costs by the way.
	Uh, And so he did.
	He was like, yeah, no problem.
	I'll give him all the months he wants.
	And there's this dude there now.
	Oh boy.
	Fucking beast.
	He's awesome.
	What's his name?
	Harley Heavyhands Burke.
	He's from Yonkers.
	7-0, 6 KOs.
	Wasn't one of those, uh, from that video?
	No, I've never seen him before.
	Oh.
	I think he might be a baby monster.
	Oh, maybe.
	Right on.
	I don't know who Ryan was.
	Ryan Katzu.
	He was starstruck to see Ryan, if you can even wrap your head around that.
	Oh wait, is that the guy that, he met you outside and he was like, holy shit, the first day that I went there?
	Maybe.
	He met you outside, took a picture with you?
	Yeah.
	So you're going back to the old barber and pizza shop?
	Everything's back.
	Nice!
	Let me see if I can do it.
	Score one for the gaffe!
	If I could do an intro for him.
	Ladies and gentlemen, coming out of Yonkers, New York, Harley Heavyhands Byrd!
	Apparently all of McLaren Avenue is there at his fights.
	He's got one December 19th.
	Nice.
	That was like the best intro I've ever done and you said nothing about it.
	Wait, were you talking?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he did a full-blown intro.
	Is that Elon Musk doing his Aussie imitation?
	No, it's not an Aussie impression.
	It's just Elon Musk, but it requires a lot of patience to probably listen to it because it's He gave out his ultimatum today to all his Twitter employees.
	What was that?
	Either stay and work hard.
	Sit in or fuck off.
	Yeah, he said either stay and work hard or get three months severance and kick fucking rocks.
	Great, love it.
	I heard he hasn't left the studio.
	Oh, he's been there the whole time, huh?
	What am I talking about?
	Studio.
	The office.
	All right.
	Let's do the mailbag intro.
	That's enough cop shit.
	Can we should we do the thanks for calling because we only get to do it once a week and we are taking calls, right?
	Hey, Dickman, did you think that was good?
	Was that reverent?
	Do you think cops will like the beginning of this show?
	Yeah.
	Why wouldn't they?
	I don't know.
	You didn't seem too thrilled.
	It was like a giant tribute to you and your people.
	It was good.
	How about the bunny community?
	Do you think they'll be hopping all around?
	The bunny community is going to love it.
	Alright, let's do thanks for calling then.
	You are on the air.
	I'm here to have a conversation.
	This is a fucking loser.
	And you want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It was great hearing from you.
	All right, next call.
	Bye bye.
	So true.
	Ryan's not gay grandfather.
	Oh, you should put the number on the screen here.
	Yes, you should try to get him on the show that Vietnam War was some wild shit.
	I hate to be cynical But there's no fucking way Ryan's grandfather is gonna trek out to the Bronx He'll probably get PTSD when he comes to the studio.
	There's no way he's gonna talk on camera about his Vietnam War story I don't know maybe maybe a conversation where I kind of just I'm just sitting there nodding and cuz he's I mean I You know, that transcribing a book idea, he might be open for that.
	Oh, that's different.
	I think that's a great idea though.
	You sit with him, you get one of these people, people do this for a living, like Anthony's book.
	Someone sat there, he just relayed all the stories, they put it in order, they add a few adjectives, they go do some research and find out it was the 13th platoon that was in Phnom Penh, blah blah blah, and they fill in all the gaps.
	You know what's even crazier?
	His story is like before and after the war, too.
	It's all nuts.
	It's all crazy.
	Oh, the Bronx, and heroin, and crack, and crime, and gangs, and... Yeah, it's all, like, you know, movies don't even come close to this guy's life.
	It's fucking nuts.
	Anyway, but... And people think that I'm, like, a heavy shit war movie vet because I've seen so many war movies.
	These guys are actually there.
	They deserve more credit than I deserve.
	In a sense, sure.
	Like I've seen platoon apocalypse now, and I know that's a huge deal this guy was in actual Vietnam And I think that's a bigger deal yeah, but then watching a movie about it stone But I think it was only stone through it like very small time Ryan your hair has reached a Level I look like a vampire no no you look like a homeless pauper from 1606 I Can you help me out?
	Like, what's the end state for that?
	Yeah, what are you going for?
	I don't know yet, but I'll tell you when we get there, baby.
	Sorry.
	Do you know how mad people get when they see that?
	It's not just me.
	It's not like I have a weird fetish and hair has to be a certain way.
	You read the comments and oh boy.
	No hair has ever bothered me, like really.
	As far as my day to day walking down the street, New York City, millions of people a day.
	You sound like those people in those uppity neighborhoods.
	Hair has no home here.
	Get out of hair.
	Hey listen, I'm trying to hair you out, but you know.
	Okay.
	Someone wrote in and said, Chad Loder has autoblock when you follow Andy Ngo and other people.
	Oh, I didn't know you could do that.
	Oh.
	Also speaking of Ryan, stop the fucking laugh track.
	Jesus fucking Christ, I'm trying to hear people talk and all I hear is this stupid fucking laugh track and ooh and clapping.
	Way to fuck up an entire segment.
	I thought it was fun.
	Let's see.
	Comptown made fun of you and Censored.TV.
	Compton yeah, there's Nick Mullins podcast Nick Mullin keeps lumping Everyone who's like not who slightly mega in with like the KKK and Stormfront and stuff Yeah, he's a little you know.
	He's a special.
	It's a very lib thing to do.
	He's Libby That's very Pete Davidson Pete Davidson I don't know.
	I just thought they're Nazis or whatever I I'm actually gonna script it and then just do all the voices for the podcast at some point.
	My spec script for The Simpsons where Homer gets red-pilled and Marge has to tolerate finding out about the alright and stuff.
	He's like, Marge, did you know that the Jews are using cultural Marxism to turn Bart gay?
	Stop reading those websites!
	So jump ahead, it's a little farther in.
	Yeah, I've heard this before.
	He mentions your name, he's like, what?
	I listen to the Proud Boys and blah blah blah.
	But he only mentions your name, but not censored.
	Yeah, or maybe show is censored.
	They're still using it in a derogatory way.
	They put the Q in the LG thing.
	I don't... It's not my fault.
	You can't be fucking mad at me.
	Marge, do you know about these Muslims?
	They're trying to sneak into the country.
	Homer, stop reading Gavin McInnes.
	But Marge, he's so cool.
	I'm gonna become a proud boy.
	Homer, what is that?
	Homer, why are you spending so much money on the Anthony Comey and Edward?
	But that's not The Simpsons, right?
	That's someone drawing like The Simpsons.
	Yeah.
	Well, yeah.
	I thought that was the actual cartoon.
	No.
	And they just cut some corners.
	Yeah, they had some layoffs.
	They were late.
	They didn't realize it was due today.
	He makes fun of Louis J. Gomez.
	That's a funny bit.
	He's not making fun.
	But it was unfair what he did with Anthony Comey.
	I still stand by that being shitty.
	Egregious.
	Egregious, frankly.
	This guy's saying Fetterman's uncle-in-law.
	Oh, we got it.
	His wife's uncle?
	Wife, sisters, cousins.
	I can't believe that they're trying to pass him off as...
	The eagles are better than the eagles!
	How the beloved uncle of John Fetterman's wife Giselle was a Brazilian spy whose illegal wiretaps triggered a political scandal and ministerial resignations.
	What a funny looking dude.
	He looks like a fat chick.
	He should be in Antifa.
	Looks like a Halloween mask.
	I don't care.
	I don't know why I put a thing on that.
	Let's get the Super Chat up and take some calls.
	Yes.
	Bye-bye.
	We've got a guy on line 347.
	Go ahead there, 347.
	Yellow!
	Do you have your mic on again?
	Oh shit, my mic's not on.
	Oh good.
	That's embarrassing.
	Hold one second, sir.
	Matty, can you tell him to hold one second?
	Yeah, I said oh.
	Go ahead, 347.
	Go ahead, 347, we're ready to rock.
	Isn't that LA?
	Is that 347?
	No.
	I think that's New York.
	It's a cell phone, New York.
	Whoa.
	I'm outside the building.
	Where the swagger is.
	One time I got a text, it said, right after my address was doxxed, and it said, look out your window, fashy.
	I was like, okay.
	I guess it's time to rock!
	Let's dance!
	Don't threaten me with a good time.
	And then I went out there, and there was no one there.
	And I thought, if I was to, like, go to an Antifa's house, and I said, are we ready, boys?
	Look out your window, Anti-Fasci.
	That would have been, like, a six-month plan.
	There'd be people in the trees.
	There'd be 900 escape routes.
	The phone would be a burner.
	There'd be a bulletproof vest.
	It would be like setting off a bomb.
	Like, look out your window, Anti-Fasci.
	Send.
	All right boys, it's on!
	Right.
	They just sit on their ass.
	Terrorists.
	Yeah?
	Terrorism.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Last chance.
	Hello?
	347, go ahead.
	All right, you're fired.
	All right, you're fired.
	I'll put him on hold.
	I'm sure it's our fault.
	505, you're on the live.
	505, go ahead.
	This is starting to look like Ryan Katsu Rivera's fault.
	Okay, well I'm gonna start over.
	And get the super chat going!
	All right, super chat coming right up.
	Hello Gavmeister and Muscularchenk.
	I have a question regarding the influence of screens on any kind of parenting.
	How exactly do you handle the screen addiction?
	I remember you locking away iPads and stuff.
	How do you keep yourself from dancing at your phone?
	It's a hard thing to do even when I am knowingly addicted to my phone.
	I've got a five-year-old stepson with another one arriving in March, tying the knot in December, and I'm trying to do as much things right as I can, at least parenting-wise.
	Ich mag dich mehr als einen Freund.
	I don't find it that hard.
	I don't put them in a safe or anything.
	I just take them away.
	And if you want to cheat and come and get your phone, you just added a day to no screen time.
	So...
	And they're easy to to they're easy to hide by the way You just stick them under a random couch cushion and make it different every time under a towel there They're never gonna they'd have to rip the whole house apart to find they're only this big But they they start to know after a while that there's no negotiation now as far as you on your phone That's another story one what I say to the kids on no screens days I'll give you five bucks if you catch me on my phone And then if I have to do anything I go to the bathroom
	But I told you I bought that little light bright mini phone and I've just been lugging it around with me with my other fucking dumb iPhone in my pocket.
	But I've been closing major deals with this.
	Like I got Tommy Sotomayor on the network just by texting.
	So I need it for work.
	I'm also talking to the dudes at, uh, I'm doing great.
	So there's major deals going down with that thing.
	I guess I could do it on the little one.
	Because it's text and phone.
	I don't fucking know.
	I'm having some serious problems with my phone addiction, to be totally frank.
	I'm not sure if these $100 chats we read last week.
	This is the reason the internet was created.
	We can turn it off now.
	Keep up the great work, G-Dog.
	You're a voice of reason amongst the cacophony of bullshit.
	Love you, brother.
	That sounds pretty familiar.
	I'm going to paste the link.
	Should I date a single mother or nah?
	Sure.
	Well, you shouldn't meet her kids for a year.
	At least.
	Okay, this is the reason why the internet should exist.
	That's it?
	Yeah.
	I like that video.
	That's it?
	Yeah I don't know If you like that video I watch 600 of those a day Sorry dude You gotta have Slightly higher standards Especially In this day and age That's the one there Tim Verset Verset Trying in a different browser here could be such that the browser is acting weird.
	I doubt it very much, but okay.
	This is something with the soundboard.
	We should test Skype before every Thursday night show.
	Gentlemen behold a bridge in Ethiopia built by the Europeans centuries ago Africans never rebuilt the bridge so they cross it via ropes Is that something I have to clip because I'm busy yeah, okay, well, I'm just trying to fluff the show fill the time ready to connect it say Well here's a good one to kill to fill in the holes here while you figure out this stuff Oh Gavin, you're wrong about our Navy and China's.
	This is two days ago, maybe yesterday, I said that we used to have a much better Navy than China's, but they kind of matched us now, and they have a carbon copy of it.
	Can you guys hear us?
	Hello?
	Say 505.
	Go ahead, 505.
	We're trying to get through.
	Uhuru.
	Uhuru.
	Hey, those laugh tracks, they were all right, Ryan.
	You like the laugh track?
	Good.
	Some people just don't like when color is added to something.
	I remember when we had, when Vice was Voice of Montreal, and then we were just black and white newsprint, like first few issues.
	And then we had enough advertisers to go to color.
	People would always be like, you were way better when you were black and white.
	Voice sucks now.
	And that continued.
	We know how that went.
	Yeah.
	So I'm in, I'm in the Southwest.
	I didn't make it to the Vegas show.
	I was with the 24 hour live stream, so I got the bird is the bald eagle tattoo.
	I want to make sure you're good on your word.
	That's good for a ticket.
	That is absolutely 100% guaranteed free entry to any censored event from now to the end of time.
	Good.
	I know how forgetful you can be.
	Yeah well that is a problem but and I tell Josh I'm always like oh shit but by the way he know Josh knows now by the way yeah but if you're ever to get to the event and they're like we don't know what you're talking about you could say trust me there's been a misunderstanding I'll wait while they go and get me or whatever Yeah, you know what you have to do?
	Email... I cannot look at your fucking hair.
	You have to email and let them know that you're on the list, so that way there'll be no problem.
	But by the way, huge, this is a huge update, so I'm getting the ticket holder information about, you know, who got tickets or whatever, so then about, I don't know, I'm gonna say tomorrow, if you could, or email me tonight, if you bought a ticket and you didn't go to the show, refund or not.
	Email me and then we could just check your email to see if you bought a ticket.
	What does your wife say about your hair?
	Is she fine with it?
	She likes it.
	Was she harassed by the cops for having a walking stick in her back pocket?
	No, she's not blind.
	I understand the implication.
	Alright, thanks for calling.
	Thanks for calling, bye.
	I'm trying to get it to ponytail length and just to see what that might be like.
	But you comb it forward.
	For now.
	You're not gonna put a ponytail in the front!
	Well, for now, but then it could be ponytail-able, like, if I kick it back like this.
	It could be ponytail-able.
	I've been doing the middle part too, but this is a look.
	You could put it in a man bun.
	No.
	See, I'm trying to grow it beyond the man bun.
	Oh.
	In my documentary, Beyond the Bun.
	Now you look like Jason Momoa in that stupid kids movie that's out now.
	That's a compliment.
	China has more ships than ours.
	China's Navy is also comprised mostly of Coast Guard-style ships, patrol boats, coastal frigates, and corvettes.
	Those sound fun.
	In other words, Ships that are smaller that carry less firepower and can't fare out in the ocean due to design and fuel limitations.
	China's naval tonnage, literal weight of ships, is less than America's despite having more ships than us.
	This is because we have more submarines, aircraft carriers, destroyers, overall combat ships, and supply ships.
	This leads to logistics.
	The US military's greatest advantage is our ability to supply and transport equipment and personnel during a war.
	We can keep ships and vehicles fueled, get a carrier strike group, Any naval asset anywhere in the world within 48 hours and we can overpower our enemy with incredible firepower Also our Navy is far more experienced than China's our sailors and ships have infinitely more real maritime hours than China does Lastly, you'll often hear how the U.S.
	always loses to China in our military wargaming scenarios.
	These scenarios are fixed to give the enemy the greatest advantage possible.
	When wargaming, you don't use real-world odds.
	If we did, our Navy would always win and our military strategists wouldn't learn anything and would be stuck in a bubble forever unprepared against a greater threat.
	We wargame against all odds to better plan for a hypothetically or potentially stronger future enemy.
	China has carrier killing missiles and hypersonic missiles.
	We have a missile defense system built on ships and several of these ships protecting carriers and each other in a strike group.
	This is annoyingly overlooked by pessimists and people frightened by China's propaganda.
	This isn't to say that we wouldn't take losses.
	We would.
	But China can't wage a war over and across the ocean.
	Our military is mostly not idiots and are patriots who are smart and want to succeed.
	But if we went to war, we'd be in their backyard.
	It would be over Taiwan.
	Right.
	They wouldn't be coming to the shores of America.
	No.
	So we'd be fighting, they could just refuel right around the corner.
	Also, I want to propose the idea that beyond challenging our strategies to overcome or counter insurmountable odds, our military reports devastating losses in an attempt to convince Congress to provide more funding for the Department of Defense.
	Congress would see that we lose against China, and the rationale would be throw more money at the military to fix this.
	Huh.
	We got that call that's been waiting.
	347 347 go ahead Text Pistols We don't care Yo, what's up?
	347?
	What's going on, guys?
	How you doing?
	Quick complaint, Gav.
	I'm without a vehicle, so I wouldn't be able to make it to the Jersey Show.
	I was just wondering if you would put on a free exclusive show here in the Bronx, given that your fan base is so small and no one would attend.
	How dare you?
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Wow.
	That hurt.
	It does hurt.
	You have hurt me today.
	Play that drop, Brian.
	We haven't played that in a while.
	That's true.
	And I think it is kind of appropriate since he has hurt us.
	All, right?
	Everybody's hurt?
	I'm hurt.
	Me too.
	Dick man?
	A little bit.
	A little bit?
	Hurt?
	Yeah, I'm 100% hurt.
	Way to go, dude.
	You hurt 100% of the people in this room.
	That's... You have hurt me today.
	That's five.
	You have hurt me today.
	Those numbers continue.
	There's what, 25,000 people watching?
	You have hurt me today.
	That's 25,000 hurt people.
	You have hurt me today.
	Hold on, four.
	We're 300 less.
	So that's what, $3,000?
	Wait.
	I'm so shitty at this, at simple math.
	I was talking to my accountant today.
	He said that prank lost you, I think, $30,000 a year.
	That would be 300.
	Yeah.
	Times 100 would be 30,000.
	Right.
	So yeah, 300.
	We lost 300 people from the arrest thing, which was Owen.
	So thank you for that, my man.
	We got another call.
	What's the other call?
	814.
	Go ahead, 814.
	Hey guys, what's happening?
	Hey, buddy.
	Gavin, Matty, Ryan, get a fucking haircut.
	So, Gavin.
	I work at Penn State.
	I live in State College.
	The fucking shitshow is still going on here.
	You won!
	This is what I don't get.
	It's like someone fucks their secretary, their wife leaves, she takes him to court, he doesn't give her a penny, and then he goes on a tour talking about my ex-wife and what a bitch she is.
	I'm not talking about you particularly, but you know what I'm saying.
	They got the show cancelled!
	And they won't stop complaining!
	They won't shut the fuck up about it!
	There's still, there's still, like, I work at Penn State, the day of the show we had meetings, stupid fucking meetings where, like, grown people were fake crying because a racist was coming.
	That's fucking crazy.
	Wait, I thought it was a racist.
	A racist or a rapist?
	Our mayor is a fucking pedo faggot.
	Him and his cunt wife have an eight-year-old that they trans.
	He's a fucking annoying Jewish guy from Philadelphia who rides his bike around town like a fucking asshole.
	You gotta see his Facebook page.
	He transed his kid?
	Thanks for calling, dickheads.
	Bye.
	Okay, bye.
	Damn.
	The mayor of one of the counties?
	What is Penn State in?
	It's some weird little town.
	It's just Penn State.
	I mean, if you go around the village, it's just students everywhere.
	It's just a big, large campus.
	We have 519.
	Go ahead, 519.
	In line.
	519.
	Hey, Gap.
	Hey, man.
	I kind of have a similar situation to you where, like, I had a rough relationship with my dad when I was younger.
	And then he kind of became my best friend as I got older.
	And then, you know, recently I've had two kids of my own, but he's not really, uh, he doesn't really connect with my kids the same way, you know, I would expect a grandfather to.
	I know you've talked about your dad before.
	I was gonna like let you down a bit with the relationship he's had with his kids.
	How do you kind of reconcile that?
	I think it's a boomer thing.
	I don't know.
	They run out of maternal and paternal instinct, but yeah, they seem pretty disinterested in my kids.
	Like they're polite and stuff.
	Maybe it's a Scottish thing and you have a different reason, but yeah, I just sort of, I was kind of hoping for like, you know those granddads that build that crazy dollhouse where the toilet flushes and stuff for your daughter?
	And you're like, holy shit, dad, this is better than our house.
	Speaking of impact, do you ever get freaked out thinking about the impact that you've had on the world?
	talking about the other two and he's like they both ignored us and I just said I go you get out what you put in you fool and fool has more impact with British people than I think it does speaking of impact do you ever get freaked out thinking about the impact that you've had on the world and like you really like smoke weed and think there's probably thousands of kids that have been born because of my influence
	I've been mentioned on presidential debates, started a media empire, started a huge men's club.
	Do you ever think about it like that?
	Now you're freaking me out.
	I never thought of that before.
	Now I'm kind of having a panic attack.
	Thanks for calling.
	You know what that reminds me of?
	What?
	When somebody like read Conor McGregor's words back to him.
	He's like... Like Vincent van Gogh 13 that you said.
	It's really poignant and I think it deserves to be read out in full so just bear with me.
	I've lost my mind on this game like Vincent van Gogh.
	Dedicated his life to his art and he lost his mind in the process.
	That's happened to me.
	I have those same glasses.
	When that gold belt is around my waist and my mother has a big mansion, my girlfriend has a car for every day of the week, and my kids' kids get everything they ever wanted.
	Then it will pay.
	Then I'll be happy.
	I lost my mind.
	Can you just reflect and talk to me about how that makes you feel hearing that in 2021?
	Yeah, you know, yeah, it's been so much.
	I've got it done and I'm up here.
	Mad as a brush.
	You know what I mean?
	I've been through it all, my friend.
	I appreciate that.
	It's been a wild ride for me.
	It's not been easy at times, but what a life.
	And I tell you what, I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
	I'm very excited to be back here.
	I'm very excited to have fans back in the area.
	I'm very excited with the competition, the multiple competition.
	I just feel invigorated.
	You know what I mean?
	And as you said, about artistry and all, and Vinnie Van Gogh, I'm gonna paint a beautiful picture here inside this octagon on Saturday night.
	So that's kind of what your response should have been like.
	Vinnie Van Gogh.
	You should have had that sort of response, I think.
	No, Gary, you've acknowledged that you've helped people get married and have kids.
	History is written by the winners, and the winners don't like me.
	I'll go down history as a white supremacist.
	No.
	But I think my biggest impact has been telling guys, put a ring on it.
	Yeah.
	And I was saying that to the owner of the place on Long Island, America First, where I go, the racist thing is, because he says, I got to cancel the gig.
	You had free beer?
	And I was like, no, no, that wasn't my suggestion.
	He goes, I don't want a bunch of pro boys in here getting wasted.
	I met them before and they're cool until they get drunk and then they just fucking destroy the place.
	What?
	It's true, Ryan.
	Is that true?
	Yes.
	I don't know.
	I've never seen that.
	The Proud Boys get wasted.
	They don't wreck things.
	It's like, but it becomes crazy.
	They don't vandalize shit, but it's like play fighting and shit.
	And I said, you'd be surprised what percentage of these people who come to these things are newlyweds.
	That's a major part of all this and it's never reported.
	Anyway, I have some big announcements to make, but I'm going to punish the freeloaders by announcing them behind the paywall.
	So we're going to end the free portion of this show, which is usually... I tried to keep it to half an hour.
	That was an hour and 40 minutes.
	We've got another 20 minutes left to really delve into the secret world of Censored.TV and talk to the fans in a way that we can't do publicly.
	It's about to get very raunchy and very explicit.
	So, to all the paying folks, just give me a second, I'm gonna go pee.
	And to the Reloaders, you're missing out, folks.
	It's a beer and a half a month to watch this network.
	There's about five hours of content a day.
	I do a show six out of seven days.
	All incredible quality.
	More shows than you could possibly handle.
	If you watched all the shows that we provide, you wouldn't have a life.
	So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	What you doin', man?
	With the word of God?
	Put your hand on that Bible and stop jerkin' off Take your hand out your pants, that's a sin This is not no game, you can't let the devil win If you don't like the God, let the Holy Spirit in If you don't, then this cycle ain't gon' never end I thought you knew, huh?
	What?
	Jesus could see what you do Jesus not for me and for you Every word he spoke is the truth Don't believe me?
	Read the Bible, that's the old and the new.
	1 Corinthians 6, 18.
	What it say?
	Away from sexual immorality.
	That's right!
	Matthew 5, 28, that's adultery.
	Follow Jesus Christ and you will be set free.
	Follow Jesus Christ, he's the only way.
	Pick up a Bible, pray to God, and put the burden away.
	He will set you free!
	Stop jerking off!

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