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Oct. 10, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S04E174 - HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY!
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You know, uh, going to uh, you know, my mind's going blank now.
I can't remember.
And then you lose track.
My mind's going blank.
Live from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
What am I doing here?
My mind's going blank now.
Where am I?
I keep forgetting I'm in prison.
Where am I?
No idea.
Last night.
Television.
I was on a telephone.
Rapidly rising.
With.
I don't know.
COVID has taken more than 100 years.
Look, here's why.
Reflecting in the AANHEI.
I-I-I-I.
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
I was the footman.
We're going to cease to open gaze.
Oh, screpto.
NATO's purpose is defend against the main main left.
been dear to you that you uh like to be able to anyway my mind's going right now what's happening I can't remember.
My mind's going blank now.
What the hell's going on here?
My mind's going blanked out.
I can't remember.
I don't know what the hell he's talking about.
What am I doing here?
My mind's going blank now.
Where am I?
I keep forgetting that measure.
Where am I?
No idea.
I don't think it is.
The idea that dumb fucking boom box is that enough?
The political coverage.
I want to thank and recognize Dr. John John Kingdom.
King of Song.
King this song.
Back here.
My mind's going blanked out.
I can't remember.
What the hell's going on here near the door?
My mind's going blank out.
I can't remember.
I'm going to say when they go, we're going to run your show.
What?
Is it going to see me?
No idea.
No idea.
Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.
We just came back from visiting Max and John.
We're serving their entire four-year sentence for a 17-second fight with no blood and no charges.
How's that for Josh?
I just got off the phone with Max's dad, Rocky.
I said, we'll take some of the money that we've raised, we're raised like $19,000, to help pay for an appeal.
Because Ron Hart, our initial lawyer, is still going to fight this.
Even after they're out, he's going to fight it.
He wants their probation revoked.
You know how it works with ex-cons.
Once you're out, you're still the property of the state.
You can't own guns.
You're still a prisoner, in a sense.
So we're diving right into Biden.
I'll get back to the Prowboys shortly.
This is a brand new gaffe.
There's one every day.
Made in America.
Two words.
Remember he said you can sum up America in one word.
How does wisun?
And here he is saying you can now sum up America in three words.
Made in America.
In is not a word, people.
Let me start off with two words.
Made in America.
Made in America.
And that's not hyperbole.
I'm not joking about that, as you know.
What?
How could it be a hyperbole?
What is made in America?
It would be a hyperbole to say 100% of our products are going to be made in America.
No more imports from China at all.
Meanwhile, the guy's the king of China.
He's the king of kissing their Chinese ass.
So you suck it made in America.
But what does it mean?
What's made in America?
And yeah, it's three words.
Lauren Bobert rolled and trolled and duped and lured in the blue chuck marks.
She goes, two words.
Let's go, Brandon.
And they're all so dumb.
They don't get that she's mocking Biden.
And they're saying she can't count.
Now, what they're saying, by the way, this is why she's so brilliant.
They're saying that Biden is an idiot.
Biden is unable to count or dumb as dirt.
Biden can't count.
And Biden completely humiliated himself.
He is such a friggin' moron.
I've looked up all of these people, too.
I don't think there's...
I think Lauren Bobert has more testosterone than those four guys combined.
Normal amount of testosterone for a female.
They are.
Like David Hogg is just, he's a woman with spaghetti arms.
George DeKay is a reprobate fag loser.
John Cooper is this, I think he was a Clinton guy or an Obama guy.
And he's just an MSNBC talking head.
And then Chip Franklin, he has his own show, I believe.
They missed the joke.
Like, David Hawk could have been like, two words, you're an idiot.
And that would have played on the joke.
And it would have been funny.
Yeah, and it would say that it's not a big deal that Biden got that wrong.
And it's not a big deal if he got one word wrong once.
But as Trump just roasted at a recent rally, it's become the norm.
In fact, and you and I are on the same page with this.
Whenever we see him speaking eloquently, we go, this is cool.
Or when we see him when he's at-rolled up, like at the debates for the presidency, which was a million years ago in dementia.
When you have dementia, every week is like another year of your life.
So he's been president for, what, two, three years now?
Think of it as 30 years.
So we had just a little quick video made up.
Would you like to see it?
You'd like to see it.
How would you say your mental focus is?
Oh, it's focused.
I think it's, I haven't, Let's get rid of it.
I think it's a right for people that bad a chemical.
God, you know, I couldn't even have said that.
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
I was gonna foot him and foot Corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys oh my god wait all men and women created him by the You know the thing.
That whole near and dear to you that you like to be able to...
Anyway.
We went for two reasons.
Whatever.
One, two...
My the guy who runs that out to nature representative here.
You know what's amazing?
They can't be like you're making fun of a senile old man because then they admit he's a senile old man.
Yeah, and isn't it amazing?
The president of the United States, ex-president, is showing this meme roast footage of the president of the United States.
Like, it's clown world.
This is like that bullwinkle movie or something.
The world's upside down.
I love it.
I think it's funny, but it's also punk rock.
It's ridiculous.
It's a cartoon.
It's a movie.
It's the great rock and roll swindle.
This is pure sex pistols.
How punks don't love Trump, I'll never understand.
I'm talking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got hairy legs that turn that.
Thank you for tolerance and listening to me.
I appreciate very much.
What?
*Dramatic music*
Sir, you missed one?
Nazi fags.
Go, go, go, go.
What a showman.
I can't believe I'm missing these.
Dead Air is supposed to be bad at a speech, but he uses it.
He's like, no, no, I'll take my time.
I got this.
Are they saying go Trump go or go Joe go?
Joe's got to go, I think.
They say it here in the tweet.
Joe's got to go.
Joe's got to go.
They're right, frankly.
Yeah, but, you know, in Clown World, be ready for everything, folks.
Be ready for another four years of Joe Biden.
I know, I know, I know.
It's unfathomable.
Well, the unfathomable has become fathomable.
So get fathoming.
Here's a last little look at him.
Just a montage of his insane lies.
And I said this to Joe Tonelli, by the way, who's got a new job.
We're going to go visit him and maybe dress like Marines and talk about all his hard work.
I heard his new boss said to him, hey, Joe, that's enough for the Marine story.
I don't want to hear one more Marine story.
Okay?
He's like, oh, really?
Seriously?
Seriously?
But I said to Joe once, I go, dude, here's a good lie, okay?
Because you're a compulsive liar.
You can't not lie.
So we're giving up on that.
He once lied about seeing a lie counselor, a psychiatrist who's going to help him with his compulsive lying.
That was a lie.
So you're lying.
I said, have an innocuous past life that is hard to look up.
For example, you were in the minors in baseball, and you're going to be drafted to the MLB, but you fucked up your arm.
So you went from a college grant, what do you call it?
A scholarship, a scholarship.
You got a scholarship, and then you couldn't get into the MLB because you fucked up your arm, and you miss it.
But that's life, you know?
And now we can talk about baseball.
You should know a little bit about baseball if you're going to do that lie.
But I go, that's a good lie.
The fact that your son is on a respirator, your grandson, sorry, for a year, people know the hospital.
They're going to check.
And you were a Marine.
People know about the Marines.
And you're getting $100 tip on Veterans Day.
That's pretty bad.
And what was the other like, oh, yeah.
Well, he was rescuing a girl from the highway and putting her in a helicopter or a bird, as he calls it, he was hit by a car and broke his neck.
Anyway, here is Joe Biden being terrible at lying.
I've written extensively as a, when I was a law professor.
What?
What?
Been on a lot of university campuses.
Matter of fact, for four years, I was a full professor at the University of Pennsylvania.
Here's a story that you told at least three times about Nelson Mandela.
Take a look.
I had the great honor of meeting him.
I had the great honor of being arrested with our UN ambassador on the streets of Soweto trying to get to see him on Robbins Island.
I guess the question is, were you confused or were you just trying to embellish a story?
You think I'm kidding, man?
Seems like yesterday is the first time I got They all worshipped Obama so much, and he was so powerful that they could mock the vice president.
So they used to, remember they, I think it was Obama who said there's no task too difficult that Joe can't fuck up.
Or maybe too easy.
So it was just a thing.
I think he had Biden-isms.
Obama was always mocking him.
I saw a thing, a bit from the Daily Show that was actually funny with Samantha B where they were talking about how he's a groper.
Did you see that?
No.
They were like, this is what they really think of Biden.
And it's a throwback to like the old Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
And Samantha B is there just like this, like a Skype calling.
Is she blurry like the way you are?
No.
Okay.
Is it better?
Nope.
This happens sometimes.
It lost connection with the thing, so now I can't even move my camera.
Okay.
So that's unfortunate.
It sucks.
Anyway, Samantha Bee's making fun of him.
Yeah, and um she's there uh like this guy calls her like, I just got done talking to Biden.
She's got two handprints, one a black hand print, no, one white handprint and one like red one.
And Jon Stewart's like, okay, just curious, what was Vice President Biden doing when you met him?
She's like, oh, well, he just got done writing I Will Not Groat People in Chalk and then wiped it down.
And he was eating strawberry preserves without utensils.
Well, what happened after that?
He's like, well, then after that, he decided to change the oil on his car.
And you could tell.
And then she turns around, there's two hand marks on her ass.
It's so fucking funny.
Wow.
It was very uncharacteristically funny, in fact, and very poignant.
That's how they think of them.
Anyway, but I am a hard coal miner.
Andracy Coal Span, Pennsylvania.
Hell, I might be president.
Now, if it weren't for the fact I said my I had an uncle who was a coal miner turned out into anybody in the coal mines, you know what I mean?
Really?
I tried that crap, you know?
My dad was not a salesperson.
He wasn't a coal miner.
My big grandpop wasn't.
I used to drive a truck in a trailer.
And so I know a little bit about driving big trucks.
Cornpop was a bad dude.
And he ran a bunch of bad boys.
Can we find out that Cornpop was actually a really good dude?
Yeah, I love that meme.
Cornpop was just a decent dad who noticed that some lifeguard was sniffing kids.
And he went to get a chain.
God's truth, my word is a Biden.
He lied to voters, according to the New York Times, quoting aides of Biden's, about having marched in the civil rights movement.
Advisors had gently reminded Mr. Biden of the problem with this formulation.
He had not actually marched during the civil rights movement, and more than once Mr. Biden assured them that he understood and kept telling the story.
Anyway, that is really, really weird.
I'm not saying I am black, but I want to tell you something.
I got started out of an HBCU developer state.
I don't want to hear anything negative about Dumper State here.
I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community that I quoted Robert Kennedy without attributing it to Robert Kennedy.
I should have said to paraphrase Neil Kimmick, Mr. Biden used five pages of published law review article, of a published law review article without quotation or citation.
That's precisely right.
And I've done some dumb things, and I'll do dumb things again.
That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up with.
That's the only promise he ever kept.
Cancer.
I've written extra.
Yeah.
All right, so Max and John visited them.
We went, so there's Bear Hill and Governor.
It's spelled Gouverneur.
I never know how to fucking say it.
So we got a motel here, and then one team of guys goes to visit Max.
The other team goes to visit John.
Then we crisscross.
Of course, the fucking dummies who went to visit Max first spent too much time with Max, and then he had to go over to...
I feel after an hour, it's sort of like this show.
You're sort of like, I think we got it.
We're all caught up.
But here's the craziest moment.
And we're making t-shirts that say this.
I'm thinking, Time's New Roman, what does John Kinsman know?
Question mark.
So we go, we visit John first, then we go to visit Max.
He's an hour and a half away.
You drive up the night before.
You sleep maybe an hour because you're partying.
Oh my God, the trash up there by the border.
There's one woman I met.
Yeah, she's pretty.
She's like, yeah, my boyfriend was a Marine, and then we broke up, and he shot me at the back of the head, and he buried me.
But the bullet didn't go in.
And you can feel it.
I'd felt it.
She did have what felt like a bullet in her head.
And she's like, yeah, he buried me, but I managed to dig my way out.
It was a shallow grave.
And I'm like, this is a nice area.
They have a lot of kids.
She was 30, and she has a 15-year-old.
When you're friends with your kid, of course, the kid is mulatto.
She's white.
But so we get to Max's hospital.
Oh, that light's flickering on and off.
And the guy there says, what do you call it?
The corrections officer, where you check in your bag and everything.
He said, what does John Kinsman know?
No, it's this light.
And I said, first I said, did you get a shock?
Uh-oh.
Let me have different lighting here for a bit.
First I said, okay, you really want to know what's going down?
So January 6th was just the beginning.
This January 6th, shit's really going to go down.
And what they're going to do is storm the White House.
And we have plants in the FBI.
Like, I just made up a bunch of crazy shit, which is what he was asking.
And then I stopped.
I go, dude, put electrodes on my balls.
Hook them up to a car battery.
Interrogate me all day.
There's no grand scheme.
There's no grand plan.
You must know that Max doesn't belong to be in here for four fucking years for a 17-second fight.
Come on.
Let's say it was an evil fight.
Let's ignore the fact that Antifa picked the fight.
Let's ignore that.
Let's say they went out hunting.
We're going to go beat up not just Antifa, but like random liberals just because they're liberals, people in a Biden hat.
Okay, four years for that?
And that's not even what happened, but that is the prosecution stance.
Even with the prosecution stance, maybe a year, maybe.
No, four.
They got a lot of offers.
I think there was one that was under a year.
But they knew they were innocent.
Here's the thing, and their lawyer's still appealing this.
He'll be appealing it till the cows come home.
The Proud Boys did exactly what the police told them to.
They said, Stay in here until we disperse the crowd.
Okay.
The cops dispersed the crowd.
Antifa left and flanked it.
The police said, Okay, now we're going to escort you to the subway.
And they said, Okay.
So they escorted Proud Boys to the subway.
The Antifa, who disobeyed the police, right?
They went around the block and they threw a bottle of piss, not water, at them and said, you want to go?
Proud boys said, yes, I would love to go, actually.
And then the cops showed up.
The cops were sort of there, but you know, when you're walking with 15 people, they tend to stretch out.
The cops said, you want to press charges?
Antifa said, fuck you, pig.
No blood, no nothing.
They all went home.
The cops said, bye.
See, no crime here.
The cops were doing their job.
Everyone was doing what they were told.
Everyone was being civil and decent, except for Antifa, and they got away with zero charges.
Including the guy they jumped earlier in the night, Paul Miller, where they kicked his head in, stole all his equipment, were arrested, and were freed without bail or probation or anything.
Pretty fucking crazy, huh?
Anyway, it was good seeing those guys.
John gave me a sketch of what his room looks like, and I snuck it out.
I realized you could sneak anything into prison, by the way.
Did I tell you my scam?
I think I. I haven't done this, but when you go in, if you're ever looking to smuggle a gun or a knife or drugs into a prison, when you go in, you take your boots off everything, your belt, and you put it through the metal detector.
And then you go through another metal detector that's this weird hallway with a big, tall pole.
Probably gives you cancer as you walk by it.
So you get metal detected twice.
Okay, you're good.
You take your watch off, everything.
You put that in a paper bag.
Okay.
Now what?
Well, I have to put my boots back on.
So you sit down at the bench where you undid your boots, and you could have stashed a bunch of stuff on the floor there.
You put it back in your boot as you put your boots on.
And then when you go into the cafeteria, you buy them chips or whatever, and you put the knife or the gun or whatever, the phone in the chip bag.
Now, they search you like crazy when you get out after the thing.
So you may have to ram it way up your ass.
Anyway, I'm not advocating for anyone doing this.
I'm saying don't do that.
That's illegal.
I'm just saying I seem to have noticed a hole in the plot.
It's a thing that you automatically do.
Like we went to go visit John the first time.
You're looking at it like, this is impossible to escape.
Like you're just looking at all the shit.
Oh, yeah, all that razor wire.
Yeah, no, you're not getting out of there.
It's just a fun thought to be like, what if I wanted to escape?
What could you do?
Well, my other plan, and it only works for identical twins.
So you go there, you have a fake beard, and you look like John Kinsman because you're Andy Kinsman, right?
You put on, they don't really watch you when you're meeting, right?
You put on the fake beard.
John shaves his.
I forgot how this works.
Somehow you give him your beard.
He shaves, I guess, which you probably could do.
Then I put on his shirt.
He puts on my shirt.
He walks out of the prison.
I go back to his cell and finish his term.
And I said that to the CEO.
I go, what about this plan?
He's like, nah, we still got a warm body.
Wow.
Heck, we still win.
Oh, wow.
But there is a problem with it.
They give you an ultra-light, ultra-violet stamp that only blacklight can see.
And I don't even know what it is.
It looks like a combination of letters and numbers.
And you put that in.
So I guess Andy's kinsman could lick his hand, stick it to John's, and go like that.
Right, right.
You better hope it's going to transfer, but it probably won't.
So there's a flaw.
But yeah, they're in good spirits.
They're appealing it.
We'll see what happens.
I'm trying to look for something similar like that.
And then I found this.
Pretty interesting.
He was sent to prison for murder, then his identical twin confessed.
Oh, shit.
That's why DNA is so important.
But don't identical twins have the same DNA?
Is that the dumbest thing I've ever said?
I feel like it's either really dumb or really true.
Happy Columbus Day, everyone.
Yes.
We all remember that thing.
You know how I stand on Columbus Day.
I think he was a genius.
I think it's very impressive what he did, but I don't get why.
And I think Italians should be proud of him, but Americans?
He sailed from, what was it, Spain?
He worked for the King of Spain?
I'm very proud of him.
Who you?
Michael Francesi.
I was a former, I was in the mafia and the family and stuff like that, and police would come up to us and they would ask us what happened.
And some guys out there, they would break their code.
And they would go and they would talk to the officers and things like that.
I never really got into all that stuff, but, you know, if you see Sopranos, a couple of things, they get totally right.
I mean, the meetups, you know, the going into, you know, safe locations, that sort of thing would happen.
You know, but when the police get involved and they start building a case on you, what Adriana did, for instance, totally, totally would never happen.
I want to ask you something.
There's another thing I thought I figured out.
Say you're Drea DiMateo, Adriana, in that show, right?
Sure.
The FBI takes you aside.
Why not write on your forehead, the FBI caught me, I'm wearing a wire, don't say anything.
You know, that's a risk.
I mean, every family is different, but they might see the fact that you even had a conversation with them, and they would know that you're being monitored and surveilled so closely that, you know, it's basically like, you know, you're done for anyway.
The best thing you can do is get lost, buy a ticket somewhere, or if anything, you know, give them false information until you can get yourself an exit out of that situation.
But the FBI would probably catch you.
Like, say you're going to Mexico to hide.
The FBI is going to be at the airport.
What are you doing?
It depends on what you wanted to do.
You want to get caught by the FBI, get in trouble.
No, I'm saying I'm already with the FBI.
They've already caught me.
Like the Dre DeMateo thing, where they've made her wear a wire.
I'd be like, okay, I'm wearing a wire, and then right on my forehead, I'm wearing a wire.
Yeah, that could possibly work.
I mean, it sounds a little silly, you know, maybe, I don't know.
I don't know if I put marker on my head.
You know, that seems like a very wild thing.
But you never know.
I mean, it could work.
Well, I've been asking this question for years, actually.
Not just mobsters like you, but cops and other people.
Ex-mobster.
Sorry.
And the answer I get is, if you're that far down the line, you're fucked.
There's no like, so let's get out of it.
Like, you're dead.
Which is what you said at the beginning.
You're tainted.
You know, nobody wants to, you know, they can't trust you no more.
Show that Sopranos clip 1-6.
I was just re-watching this this morning.
I love David Chase's writing where he just puts someone blowing their nose in it.
Yeah.
Oh, Massachusetts!
Look at the license plate.
Yeah.
Oh, they're betting on license plates.
Listen to this shit.
The New Jersey Council of Indian Affairs has announced plans to disrupt Monday's Columbus Day Parade in Newark.
Council Chairman Del Redclay, Professor of Cultural Anthropology.
Stop blowing your nose.
I want to hear this.
Council members and supporters will fight in the paradigm.
It would be too boring to just have Bobby read the information.
Stop blowing your nose.
I want to hear this.
Of Columbus Day Marches, quote, in protest of Columbus's role in the genocide of America's Native Peoples Hunt War.
To launch their protest, the Native Americans and their sympathizers plan to begin a death watch tomorrow over the statue of Columbus in Christopher Columbus Park.
Some fucking balls, badmouthed America, especially now.
I thought that Columbus was the hero of America.
See, it's these Indians and the commie fucks.
They want to paint Columbus as a slave trader instead of an explorer.
You gotta admit, they did get massacred, the Indians.
Like we didn't give a bunch of shit to make up for that.
Land, the nations.
Now they got the casinos.
The fuck we ever get we have to work our balls off for.
Who am I sitting on my ass all day smoking mushrooms and collecting government checks?
You know what it is?
I'll tell you what it is.
It's anti-Italian discrimination.
Columbus Day is a day of Italian pride.
It's our holiday, and they want to take it away.
Fuck them.
But I never liked Columbus.
Minapoli.
A lot of people are not so happy for Columbus.
What's the problem with Genoa?
The North of Italy always have the money and the power.
They punish the South since hundreds of years.
Even today, they put up their nose at us like we're peasants.
I hate the North.
You just take it easy.
I might take action here.
That's enough.
Speaking of Indigenous voices, white medicine is now racist, and they are going to go to 4-6.
They're going to be acknowledging the power of Indigenous medicine in medical school.
Now, as you know, I'm married to an Indigenous woman of color.
My children are members of the Ho-Chunk tribe.
And I know a little bit about their medicine.
It's magic mushrooms.
Peyote.
When their kids are sick or have a cold or a fever, they just give them magic mushrooms.
That's what peyote is.
So my daughter, my daughter, my wife's childhood, she said, I'd regularly be tripping fucking balls.
You're three years old, you got a temperature.
Now you have a temperature and you're wasted out of your mind on drugs.
Or they go to, for the powwows, for the funerals.
They'll be high out of their mind for like two, three days.
That's a funeral there.
Just so I guess we're going to acknowledge that.
Wait, go back to what does it say?
Medical students at the University of Minnesota must now take an oath to honor all indigenous ways of healing that have been historically marginalized by Western medicine and fight white supremacy, colonialism, and the gender binary.
That's what they do in medical school now, folks.
I already tired of that.
But yeah, Columbus didn't discover America.
He ended up in like Cuba or Barbados or some shit.
And yeah, there was savage tribes there.
But that was the culture.
When he got there, one of the tribes said, can you help us?
That tribe keeps eating us.
Yes, he cut their tongues out if they stole during the mining.
That's what you did back then.
They were cutting each other's tongues out.
It was the vocabulary of the time.
They say he'd be tried for war crimes now.
Yeah, because it's not 1602.
It was a different world back then.
They were fucking bloodthirsty savages.
He killed them the way they killed each other.
He was much more civilized, actually, because he didn't eat them.
Yeah, it was tamer than what was going on back then.
And the navigation, to get across the ocean back then using just the stars, you go try it now with the greatest boat available to man and get back to me.
Tell me how well that trip went.
You'd be shitting your fucking pants.
He figured it out.
And then another myth they say about him is, oh, we thought he was in India.
No, he didn't think he was in India.
He called them Indians as in Indigene, as in indigenous people.
That's a typo.
That whole rumor.
Now, did a lot of Indians die because he was there?
Yes.
We talked about this, didn't we, last week?
It was a plague.
I think so, yeah.
He had diseases that the Indians had not had before.
We've survived a black plague.
So we've got a different immune system than them.
We went down and infected them.
It wasn't smallpox or anything.
We didn't do anything on purpose.
And then it went through the Caribbean, up through Central America, up the west coast of North America, and spread east and killed, I'd say, 80 to 90% of the population.
A disease.
No one ever talks about that.
They just talk about us shooting innocent tribes who were smoking peace pipes.
So that's the only real influence that Columbus had on America itself was he killed a bunch of Indians by accident.
Doesn't seem like.
But by all means, Italians, go nuts today.
You're awesome.
And I love Genova.
The home of pesto.
I love pesto.
Pesto is one of those things that, you know, you grow up with and it's green and tasty.
I had it in Genova, made by an old lady.
Wow.
Is it way better?
Yeah.
There's pine nuts in it.
Yeah, I love pine nuts.
By the way, my Mets bet is.
I sent you a text for my bookie.
I don't understand what the fuck he's talking about.
I owe him like a thousand bucks, but that's just because he's paid me a bunch over the year.
And so, according to him, I'm getting two conflicting numbers here.
One guy said I'm up 260.
He says I'm up 800.
Total, total, total.
I owe him 1,000, but ignore that.
That's just money changing hands.
If it was up to me, I never would have.
So I'm down 1,090.
Negative 3, boo-ba-doo-ba-doo.
Negative 290.
Son of a bee.
Anyway, we shit to bed last night.
Scherzer and DeGrom were not the shining white knights they were supposed to be.
Flugging dicks.
I think the biggest loss for me financially was those two Cubs games when the Cubs were at their worst and the Mets were at their best and I lost $700 in two games.
Youch.
But it was a fun experiment.
It made me care about every single game.
And if I am 800 up, I'll triple check that tomorrow.
Then I won.
So you guys would have had to beat the Padres and one other team to make it, right?
And the Braves would have had to fuck up.
And they've been playing.
They're a really, really good team.
Sorry.
You just watch them hit it out of the park regularly and you go, okay, they're better than us.
You know what I heard that now they have their owner's rich, so he's just going to buy a World Series winning team.
In the next couple of years, you're going to have almost like the way the Yankees do it.
I think that's a myth about the Yankees.
Really?
Yeah, everyone assumes they're the best because they spend the most money.
But I think the shitty season that Mets had last season, they spent more money than the Yankees.
Wow.
I think in the Yankees, a rookie cannot make over a million dollars.
You think it's a psychological thing where you're like, I'm on a team that can't get to the World Series or something?
All I know is when they were parting their ass off in 86 and getting wasted and doing Coke off each other's tits, they won the World Series.
So maybe get back on the drugs, please, guys.
Kanye's in trouble.
He's got all this momentum going.
He does an interview on Tucker Carlson that's really smart and intelligent.
Everything's going great.
And then he decides to just self-sabotage.
Patrice O'Neill did this.
It might be a black thing where you just blow up your life when things are going too well.
I'm a bit sleepy tonight, but when I wake up, I'm going DEF CON 3 on Jewish people.
That's not subtle, is it?
The funny thing is, I actually can't be anti-Semitic, spelled correctly, unlike AOC, who thinks it's all one lowercase word, because black people are actually Jew also.
You guys have played with me and tried to blackball anyone whoever opposes your agenda.
I mean, there's ways to get that same message across where you say the media, the liberal elites, and old school Hollywood have control over me and my career and try to oppress me.
And yeah, they're disproportionately Jewish.
I don't know how Jewish.
I think a lot of them are ginos, but sure, 3% of the population, they certainly make a lot more in Hollywood.
That's a way to go near that.
But I'm going DEF CON 3, which means blowing up Jewish people.
So now it makes Candace look bad because she was just with him with the White Lives Matter shirt.
That was cool.
And Tucker kind of looked bad.
And Tucker, it makes, yeah, you're right.
It makes Tucker look bad.
I didn't think of that.
Yeah, it's unfortunate timing there.
I mean, I don't know.
He's never been great with wording stuff.
No, it's like Shapiro always said, right?
Live by the Kanye dialogue.
Live by the Kanye.
And now it's fully come up.
This is funny, though.
I think we found out who controls cancel culture.
Stop anti-Semitism.
Cancel Kanye.
Damn.
Whoops.
Candace looks like she's got a great documentary coming out about Black Lives Matter.
By the way, folks, if you want to know what would happen with reparations, check in on Black Lives Matter.
Can we change this background now?
We're not talking about the boys no more.
True dat.
Racism?
Yeah.
It's a little hodgepodge.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Am I missing a link here?
Yes.
Gotcha.
Their 990 IRS filings.
They collected $80 million.
Where is that money?
It's not here.
Blow it up.
Everything looks good.
We're framing it up.
Where have you seen that money impacted throughout the city?
So my producer just sent me...
My producer just sent me the help.
What are you doing?
It was just shocking to me because of how much money was raised to think that where he lived, the bills weren't being covered.
Superfruitchipping, but that's covered.
Here's where it gets really interesting.
Ready for some BLM pride?
Another 200k went to esports, BBSM workers, trippers, peep show workers, bulk sex operators, and webcam performers.
And then at that moment, it became personal.
And I thought, not only am I going to say the truth, I am going to scream the truth louder than you can scream the lies.
*Sexy music*
You mean the most predictable lie ever told?
hasn't seen this.
So that's good.
What are we now?
That's in two days.
That's exciting.
Meet Me in the Bathroom looks cool.
Talked about this last, or someone sent this in the mailbag.
I didn't get to it.
Of course, I'm not in it.
Like, the reason, a big part, I would say, of this sort of rock revival that I would say the strokes started in 2000, a huge part of it was how well it was documented.
That's why everyone knows about it.
And that was me and Vice.
But I'm cut out of the story where I was hanging Out with all of these people dating Nancy Wong and fucking getting in fights with the strokes.
You know, the hives image, it was one of those things that the who?
The strokes.
Okay, you said the hive.
I know, I had a hive.
A stroke.
The hives were like off in Sweden somewhere.
That's right.
Well, what was happening, Gavin, is that you had all these, you know, boy band type of rock bands like Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco.
And at the time, that was starting to be a very popular thing.
And then the strokes come down there with a very stripped-down rock and roll.
Stick to mafia stuff, dude.
Here's the deal.
The 90s was the rave movement, drum and bass, and most people believed that the guitar was finally done.
It was rap, it was dance, EDM, it was GHB at clubs and ecstasy, and that was it.
Fat Boy Slim and fucking Where's Your Head at?
Basement Jacks.
That was it.
Buy guitar.
And then the strokes came along and started playing guitar.
L C D sound system, they sort of rode both things, dance music and rock.
And then the Yaya Yaz came along and interpol and said, no, guitars are awesome.
And it was a major change.
And it was a cool moment.
That's what happened.
All right.
Fallout voice?
Shut up.
I remember thinking maybe New York isn't the kind of city anymore that produces iconic bands.
The Strokes launched a fireball.
Started playing New York a year ago.
Then tearing stuff up.
A lot of people quit their jobs and just were like, I'm going to play music full time.
We felt like we were going to take over the world.
People went crazy for it.
Nerd dance everywhere.
Oh, we're kind of nerdy.
So fast.
Naddy ads were weird.
Strokes were cool rich kid nerds who were really into comedy.
We're ready.
Right, team?
Go team.
Did TV on the radio really, were they that big or did they have to throw in a black band?
I think they had to throw in a black band.
Because wow, they seem so late.
Dude, very late.
TV and the radio is more like 08.
He's talking about early aughts there.
Like Dusk Professor and all that.
That seems to me to be closer to 2010 even.
Team, go team.
Today.
When was Dust Professor released?
Ah, shit.
Being a woman fronting a rock band, I was sensationalized.
No kidding.
Yeah.
She's gotten super political now, and she's like, I'm Asian.
No one saw you as Asian or a woman.
We just saw you were that cool, crazy chick who sang for the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs and dated Spike Jones for a minute.
...to hear this.
But I've lived in fear my whole life, and I had nothing to lose.
...
He was a really funny, awesome guy, that dude.
What the fuck was his name?
He could fail, and it didn't matter.
It was about freedom.
The king or mom.
Please don't go back and make it all political.
I know, right?
I mean, I knew all those bands.
Politics never came up once.
Giuliani was considered a fascist, and people missed old New York, but he was making us all safe.
And everyone secretly loved him.
There was no Clinton.
I mean, there was no Obama, no Trump.
If anything, it was just, I guess, Bush, but not even.
No one talked about Bush.
No.
That's what made this period so great.
this is pre-politics era America.
And the basis for Interpol is Jewish.
Right.
No.
Interpol, their biggest interest seemed to be fucking fat chicks.
I saw a clip from people waiting for one of the old shitty Star Wars, like the newer Star Warses to come out, like episode three, and just black people, white people, Asian people.
And it doesn't fucking matter.
They were just so excited for one thing.
And it was like a very unified time, pre-political America.
The Big Bang.
So your idea of a great time is Phantom Menace.
That's what you're saying.
No, not the actual thing.
That's actually how shitty and nerdy that thing is.
Proves the point that, you know, if people could get together even on the nerdiest, crappiest thing.
Maybe just stick to mafia stuff.
Write about what you know.
Talk about what you know.
I got a mob story.
You know, the cops, they came up to me and they said, you know, we want to talk.
It's a long story.
And so I wound up.
Mind if I check my phone while you're talking?
Yeah, sure.
Go ahead.
My wife's visiting her.
Her go ahead.
Anyway, so I'm there, but you know, a couple of capos.
We just got done with a job.
You know, we were taking some money from people that were bad, right?
And the cops come up and say, you know, Michael, we want to talk to, you know, whoever and whatnot.
And I said, whoever and whatnot?
What the hell are you talking about?
Anyway, so back in the day, you could, you know, you could kind of work things out.
You can get jobs, you can make money.
There was a bunch of opportunities.
And then when the cameras came out, you know, these kids on their phones.
God, I'm not listening.
I think a Proud Boy just OD'd.
No.
Austin?
Alive?
Alive or dead?
You could overdose and be alive.
No, you can't.
Yeah, you can.
Well, he's having a wake, so.
Well, okay.
I forgot to cover this article, 2-5.
The tenacious reporter Will Summer, who, goddammit, these guys are such fucking major people.
Imagine monitoring a club you have nothing to do with.
You're just like a groupie.
And on top of that, Will Summer's beat is to catch conservative white males being racist.
That's his fucking job.
Well, fucking up in general.
You know?
Like, if I had some scam where I was, I don't know, buying stolen cars and stripping them for parts and it was a whole business, he'd cover that.
That's part of his hate beat because it's me doing a crime.
And I'm hate.
But yeah, they're ghost hunters.
These guys who stack, who stalk white male conservatives, the least racist demographic in the world, white male conservatives.
You never met people less racist.
They're all about meritocracy.
They don't care who you are, where you come from.
Same as the Proud Boys.
As long as you assimilate into Western culture and are willing to contribute, you're in.
But they monitor us and then totally ignore all hate from anyone else.
Anyway, this article's long and dull, and it talks about the standard versus national civil war.
The guy I went to meet, Brown David, we call him, to meet Max and John.
He's kicked out of the Long Island PBs because he had those two standard guys at his house.
He was president.
He's the hardest working dude I've ever met.
He's organized all of these prison visits.
Yeah.
And now he's kicked out because he had the wrong people at a party.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
That is terrible behavior.
That's so dumb.
Way to cannibalize your own.
But that article says it has two points.
Can you send them?
Yeah, just to be like, I just want one retraction.
Just do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The two points in that article are one, everyone, all the Proud Boys hate Gavin now.
He has no influence.
It's really weird for him because he goes to these things and everyone goes, what the fuck are you doing here?
So that sucks.
Poor guy.
Not poor guy, but he's a loser.
And then the other point is the fact that he was trying to help them get back together and stop the civil war shows that he's in complete control and runs Proud Boys and is only pretending to be out.
So should be clear, the message here is one, he's out.
Two, he controls the whole thing.
Wow.
Holy shit.
I hope I made deadline, Ed.
This is the same picture where they used the sinister picture of you where you're like this.
Oh, fuck.
Where you're angry.
And now this one, you're like, oh, man.
No, that woman was photographing me for about four minutes.
So I just started making faces at her.
And that's a great picture, too, because we're there to defend Pamela Geller because all these Nazis want to kill her and jihadists want to kill her.
So regarding her talk.
And then there's Max Hare.
That's the guy behind me who's doing four years for a 17-second fight.
The guy in front of me, gay dude, OD'd on drugs.
And Antifa harassed the funeral home and his mother to the point where she had to cancel the funeral.
Yeah.
I look like I got a nut on my head.
That's probably just a weird angle.
Dude, I just think it's so funny.
They try to like, I just, this is the picture they always use, like this mean one where like you're like that, you're like, I'm sinister.
And this one, because you're dejected from the Proud Boy or something, you're like, your face looks a little softer.
Yeah, it's just propaganda.
Wow.
I didn't even know that angle existed or that one shot existed.
All right, that's enough fun news.
How are we doing for time here?
Can we squeeze in some 48?
What?
About 48 minutes?
Yep.
Let's squeeze into some racism.
Okay.
It's always fun, right?
Of course.
I'm a black female.
What other different Black woman?
This is really inconvenient.
That's crazy!
Yes!
I have a dream.
I have a dream.
Oh, Black Betty, bam, a lamb.
Oh, Black Betty, bam, a lamb.
Black Betty had a child.
Bam, a lamb.
The damn thing ain't gone.
Okay.
I'm going to think I'm going to send my son to drum lessons.
You know why?
Because I want to play the drums.
And I can't be bothered.
So I'm going to have him learn them, and I'll vicariously be playing the drums through him.
That's awesome.
That's a great thing about having kids.
They follow your dreams.
Well, he didn't.
He dropped out of boxing.
I thought he was going to become the next Tyson pig, but he prefers baseball.
Ukrainians are Nazis.
That big fat pig, Kim.com, really good follow, really smart dude.
He's a bit of an ostradamus.
Click on that thread.
Ukraine is infested with Nazis.
Zelensky tolerates them.
The Ukraine military embraces them.
And the Western media, which previously reported it is no longer interested, which pre-reported about it, is no longer interested.
It's shameful that Western leaders are not addressing this glaring problem.
Yeah, like the hate hunters.
Whenever they come across an actual thing, but it's not convenient to the narrative, they just completely ignore it.
How many Daily Beast articles has Will Summer done about the Nazi movement in Ukraine?
It's complicated, okay?
They always try to say it's complicated.
They had the head of the military with some bracelet on that has these silver swastikas on it.
It's not a subtle thing, folks.
Considering all the evidence, the swastika bracelet debate about General Zelensky is a sideshow.
The Nazi problem in Ukraine is significant and well-documented.
No CIA botnet, no U.S. government propaganda, no fake news media can change that.
Thank you, Internet.
Here it is, right here.
I love it.
It's just endless fodder for laughs with Jon Stewart handing someone a trophy and they have a fucking black son tattoo hidden with a bandage.
Do they do the anti-John Kinsman thing where they try to get the highest angle possible to make that look like not a Nazi salute?
Yeah, yeah.
They're on a crane.
It's a drone shot.
What's 4-0?
Oh, that was the bracelet?
Oh, no, this is funny.
So this is Russian propaganda about how much we suck.
And I don't disagree.
How long have I wanted to do this?
You're flying to America?
Yes, we're moving here.
America is the freest country in the world.
Land of opportunity.
Are you with your husband?
Yes, we are together here.
He will come soon.
And here's my husband.
Get acquainted.
It's a woman.
Can you believe this shit?
Who inhales their meat?
We don't let them eat meat.
The guy's eating meat, and she's saying there's vegetarians behind you.
Yeah, for the listeners.
At least the first one was true.
Yeah, this one's a little bit of a stretch.
This one's true.
This is the end for me.
If we're allowing butting in line, as a butt boy, I'm out.
I'm Vladimir Bootno.
goldinger bell pertestine in a bell we did them every americans me dogoo prestigious this is all true Wow.
You notice that the African-American was actually African?
We Isn't the timing weird with this?
Why?
There's a bar behind, and they're child free.
making a child-free couple They're jumping out of the plane.
You guys need parachutes, not life jackets.
I don't know if you're aware of what impact is.
Do they not have physics?
Look at me.
I'm the Russian propaganda now.
Here's more shitting on white people just for fun.
I get worried about a white ethnostate because there's something about whites where we just hate ourselves.
And when we are 100% of the population, we come up with great ideas like, let's kill our daughter.
She's been depressed.
Woman 23 who survived 2016 Brussels airport ISIS bomb but could not live with the trauma is happily euthanized in Belgium.
She opted to be euthanized.
She's only 23.
When she was 17, she narrowly escaped some attacks, but she's suffering from it mentally.
She has PTSD, and she's tried to take her own life.
So the state went, yep, all right, let's get you killed.
Let's give up on you.
This is also like a lack of religion in a culture, too.
But can you imagine African Americans, Mexican, Japanese, any other group going, yep, let's get you euthanized?
Maybe Japan.
Maybe Japan, yeah.
Keep going down.
So she's depressed.
So the state had her murdered.
Assisted suicide of a 23-year-old.
Let me tell you, all 23-year-olds are traumatized.
From your late teens to your early 20s, you do not know what up is.
You do not know where you're going.
You're a lost ball of nerves.
It's just the way it is.
And then you start to get into your groove in your later 20s, mid to late 20s.
And by 30, you know who you are.
And okay, we're doing this.
40, 50 is easy peasy.
Yeah, she's literally right on that hump.
Like, 23 is still, like...
21.
You're still dragging out your teens, kind of?
When you're 24, literally, when you're 24, 25, it's like, all right, I'm buckled up.
None of the bullshit bothers me anymore.
She was right there.
I mean, bye-bye.
Dead.
One of her parents were holding her hand.
Well, this is what's best for you.
No.
It's never a deal.
Whenever someone is very depressed, suicide is not an option.
It's like I had a buddy who went to couples therapy, and she said, she said, okay, let's start at the beginning.
Do you guys have sex when you're alone, when the kids aren't around?
And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah.
I fuck like rabbits if the kids aren't around.
She goes, okay, good.
Okay, let's get started.
And he goes, wait, wait, what if I had said, no, we never have sex even when we're alone and the kids aren't around?
He goes, sorry, she said, well, at that point, sorry.
He goes, she goes, well, at that point, we'd have to start dismantling the marriage.
What?
This is, I'm here at Coppol Therapy to improve my marriage.
And you're coming up with a divorce plan?
No, we don't give up.
We get fired.
That's like you go to your priest because you're having doubts about God.
And he goes, okay, well, when you're in a foxhole, you pray to God.
No, even then I'm ready to die.
Okay, well, let's start making you an atheist and dismantle it.
What does she say?
I was, Shanti wrote, I was laughing and crying until the last day.
I loved and allowed to feel what true love is.
Now I will go away in peace.
Know that I miss you already.
Whoa.
Terrible.
Talk about ethnomasochism.
I wonder if she, was there any guilt that maybe she was harnessing some sort of like anti-Muslim sentiment after that?
Yeah, maybe she felt racist.
Couldn't live with that.
Yikes.
God, I've had a weird tickle in my throat ever since I had COVID.
I've been needing to get to this for a while here, but it's from last week.
Kraeger U. I'm seeing stars right now, by the way.
Looks like little lightning bugs flying around.
They're coming from up and going down.
They're coming from down and going up, and then they disappear in the middle.
Yeah.
There's just a few scatters now.
Okay, they're gone.
I like shit like that.
And deja vu?
I like twitching.
You know, when you look down your leg and your knee is going boop, boop, boop, and you're not controlling it?
People hate those.
I love those.
Like when you get a twitch.
Yes, and then you touch it and you can feel it.
It's like my body's doing something I'm not in control of.
I like twitching.
I like deja vu.
I like the stars when you're almost about to pass out.
All cool things.
So Prague or you were on Dr. Phil, which is a weird marriage.
And of course, this is why they want to cancel white people and conservatives and not debate them because they always get destroyed when they go head-to-head with us.
Not only is food being appropriated, but it needs to stop.
Tell me what you mean.
I wrote an article about TikTok creators sharing a specific drink called, well, they called it spa water, but it's actually ahuafresca, which is something that comes from Mexican culture, Latino culture.
It's a drink that is water, sugar, and like blended fruits and vegetables.
Let's think about Jack Daniels and the enslaved person that created that recipe.
It would be nice to let his family benefit from that.
First of all, stop.
Jack Daniels'family become...
I guarantee you, if we look this up, there were rumors that a black guy did work with the guy who did the recipe, and it wasn't an old slave, but it almost was.
Guarantee you.
Millionaires.
So they would have to track down the creator of Agua Fresca, hope that they still have family alive and give them some of the money they've made off the TikTok state.
I don't think it's specifically that.
It's not, at least me personally, I don't think they need to be compensated.
You say not only is food being appropriated, but is it busting or disgusting?
What?
But is the Agua Fresca, is it bussing or disgusting?
You seen that guy?
No?
There's a guy on fucking...
He's on YouTube.
It's a big thing right now.
And he rates things either busting or disgusting?
Yeah.
Fucking Donovan sent me a text and he was like, it's a picture of his dad, how Mexican he looks and shit.
And he's like, it looks like my dad's about to say if something's busting or disgusting.
It looks like this guy.
He does prison snacks who used to be in prison.
Let's check it out and see if it's busting or disgusting.
Here's what the menu is looking like.
Some chicken, pelabuk.
Yeah.
Some spicy mixed chicken.
Peach mango pies.
And great palaba.
Some banana lenka.
It is busting.
Jolly bee is going to be busting for sure.
For sure.
You know, they got spaghetti with frankfooters at Jollibee that are great.
That's good.
Made with a banana sauce.
So I guess it's like a burger patty with some gravy on it.
So good.
Boston.
What you think, man?
This is busting.
Banana Linka pie.
You could taste both flavors.
Boston.
Peach mango.
How many followers does he have?
He's blowing up.
Probably a million kajillion.
Really?
I just found him the other day, but he's doing very well.
They also talk about cultural appropriation here, 5-3.
5-3.
Same level as cultural appropriation.
Absolutely.
I put that on the same level as white supremacy, because white supremacy is intersectional.
But you don't agree.
I don't.
No.
Not only is it somewhat a waste of time, but it's nearly impossible.
There are hundreds of ways that one could appropriate somebody else's culture or their livelihood.
And to expect any one human being to keep on top of that throughout their entire life, I think, is an unrealistic ask.
And I think imitation is a form of flattery.
I appreciate my food by eating it.
I appreciate the hair that I wear by wearing it, by putting on the clothes that I wear.
And every single item around us in this room could probably be attributed to a certain culture.
Do we have to constantly worry about what culture we gain things from?
Racism and sexism are on the same level as cultural appropriation.
He also goes on to say that it's sort of like someone else does their homework and then you take that homework and you go to the teacher and you get an A. Is Beyonce culturally appropriating my hair?
Also, what is Beyonce's music?
Isn't it pop?
Couldn't you argue that pop was the Beatles?
Right.
It's a we're all.
That's what culture is.
It's and they call even braids.
It's a Dutch braid.
When you're getting your hair braided, you think that you're some sort of African queen?
No, that was the Dutch.
They want unity and hate unity.
Jesus was white.
This is interesting because it's a little video about disproving the whole Jesus was black thing.
And it feels racist to watch, which is where we are.
I mean, I am liberal brainwashing in my system, too.
So I'm always surprised by my own feelings.
And when I saw all this about who was white and what whites have accomplished, I was like, I'm not supposed to like this.
This is bad.
Rulers appear.
What race can truly fulfill that prophecy other than the current white race?
Number 13.
I don't know what that was.
Number 12 was.
Just like his people.
Are there any biblical descriptions of Jesus?
The Nazarites were purer than snow.
They were whiter than milk.
They were more ruddy in body than rubies.
If Jesus was a Nazarete, then how could he be dark-skinned?
Furthermore, if he was a descendant of Adam, how could he not be white and capable of blushing?
Are there any historical descriptions of Jesus?
The Roman consul Clentilus wrote a letter to the emperor, and in it he describes the condemned man Jesus of Nazareth as having blue eyes and blonde hair.
Pontius Pilate, a second witness, in a letter to the emperor of the time Tiberius Caesar, also describes Christ with golden coloured hair.
If Jesus was white and looked like many modern white males today, then what did the rest of the Israelites look like?
Is it not obvious?
Number 14, America, the only truly Christian nation.
And then after shitting on white people and their euthanasia, I just want to say something wonderful about white men and how gay I am for them.
Look at this guy's 78s.
Sorry to hear that Joe Bussand has passed.
He's bussing.
Here I am standing next to him.
This is Lou Barlow from Dinosaur Jr.
Here I am standing next to him a long time ago when Sebado, that was his album, got the hookup to have a visit.
First he asked what we wanted to hear.
Claw Hammer Banjo was Jake's answer.
Then began a mind-blowing curated dive into Joe's insane collection of 78s.
He played the ancient records with various wooden needles he chose to fit each disc.
All through a huge German speaker from like the 40s that sounded as if the player were in the room.
I was convinced Sunhouse was literally present.
I had no idea old records were capable of that kind of fidelity.
He played obscure Appalachian string bands that sounded positively otherworldly and as if it was made now.
I just sat or paced, jaw-dropped and mostly quiet.
I didn't take notes, so I may never experience some of the incredible music again.
If I remember correctly, he had some family working on digitizing the collection.
There was recording gear there, so hopefully the scope of what he had can be known.
Too much to say.
I think about this visit all the time.
It was an amazing day with this old codger and his stories and opinions.
He lived with his sister in a retired, in a raised ranch house in semi-rural Frederick, Maryland.
Oh, that's where we got the car.
Oh, wow, yeah.
There was another room in that basement he had filled with enormous, ornate, and empty wasps' nest.
Holy shit.
What a fucking awesome dude, huh?
Wow.
Yeah, we were.
How beautiful that shelf is.
We had a band practice, and they were playing Black Sabbath through vinyl, and it sounded like they were just a band playing in the fucking place.
Yeah?
It was insane.
You think vinyl is superior?
I don't know if it's superior, but it definitely sounds like they're in the room with you.
We would.
I was, all right, let's end it with this liberal argument against racist 5-6.
So this guy is arguing with Nigel Farage.
I mean, how many times have we seen this?
It goes back to the Prager You and Dr. Phil thing.
Like, just the lack of intellectual rigor that goes on with these brainwashed kids.
You're a fascist.
You're a Nazi.
Like, when they attack us, they say, oh, you're into QAnon and stuff, which isn't true.
But when we attack them, they are, they're blue and on.
Like, the stereotypes are true.
You know what I mean?
So they take the extremist freaks from our group and say, you guys are out of your mind.
We just take a normal dude from your side and go, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
You sound like an idiot.
I'm not a fan of Naja Fraj wearing his phone in his blazer pocket, by the way.
That's not a good look.
It ruins the drape of the garment.
Yeah, it's dangerous.
My inside pocket is 1% harder to get to.
Welcoming the CPAC conference, letting you know that you're not available.
Racists is homophobic.
Our argument is that fascists aren't welcome here.
As yourself, you're intellectuals.
As yourself intellectuals.
Far right scum like yourself.
Anti-screasists.
Anti-queer.
People who want to organise as the far-right.
people who want to have conferences like this where you can talk about how you're going to smash women's rights.
Have you been in the conference?
No, I haven't been inside the conference.
I was outside on the streets standing with ordinary people against people like you.
Are you capable of having an army?
I mean, what's the argument that we should let people like yourself who want to blame refugees?
People like you who talk about Discrimination.
You can't have a debate with me without swearing.
I don't care about swearing.
Of course you don't.
Because you don't actually have an argument.
Are you morally superior?
We think that ordinary people should be standing up to people like you, people from the far right, people who claim...
You can't tell me why.
Because you're trying to cook here a movement that will take away the rights of some of the most oppressed.
Do you think that the virus is something that it's something not to be?
It's a very good excuse for government to limit our freedom.
I completely respect your right to do that.
You were here to protest the Safe Pack Conference.
I'm not kidding of the debate with you.
Yeah, I'm not kidding.
He had such a great opportunity.
Here's the deal, dude.
Naja Faraj noticed that immigration was strictly Muslim in Britain.
It was changing the whole, not just demography of London and England and Birmingham and Luton, but it was changing the entire population.
There was more mosques than pubs at one point.
And all of these decisions were coming from, what's his name?
Tony Blair.
And he seemed to be doing it, as Nigel said, just to rub the working class's nose in a bunch of Muslims, just as a fuck you, because the class system there is so anti-working class.
Or at least from the elites.
So he noticed that, and he said, let's not have Brussels define our immigration because our immigration is a complete fucking mess right now.
And they take that to anti-queer smack.
You want to talk about anti-queer?
Talk to the Pakistani immigrants who changed the shape of England.
I'll show you some fucking anti-queer.
All right, let's hit the mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Black Betty song.
Your G-Dog and Low-T homo was curious if you have heard Spider-Bait's version of the Black Betty song.
It is on my workout playlist.
Okay.
Okay.
It's exciting.
How are we doing?
You got that yet?
It's the newest.
It says Black Betty song.
Oh, it's up in the bottom.
That's correct.
Gotcha.
I'm just going in order of the most recent ones.
Okay, taking a while here?
in a while.
Oh, I like to know it's okay.
Isn't this the Diana Death Band?
Isn't that Razor Nights?
Cool.
Good workout, Jam.
Dear Gaytard and Asian Frump.
Are you frumpy?
I don't think I'm frumpy.
Frumpy is like a chubby woman with lots of extraneous clothing, isn't it?
I agree.
Big floppy tits.
Recently, my firm, there's a link for this at the bottom.
Recently, my firm did an event at the Children's Museum of Indianapolis.
This museum has been a bastion of fond memories and entertainment for children in our state as long as I can remember.
Five floors of discovery from ancient history to astronomy, blah, blah, blah.
Unique pearls like full-size indie cars.
Casting of Han Solo after he was frozen.
Hadn't been there in a number of years.
Now that I have a one-year-old, I looked forward to the opportunity to take her.
Most of it was great and exactly as I remembered.
I was most excited to see, for sure, the jazz celebration exhibit I loved all those years ago.
Positive celebration of black culture, jazz music, complete with instruments the kids could play and old music they could thumb through.
Sounds good.
Everything's going well so far, right?
Yeah.
To my dismay, this exhibit has been recently renovated and revamped.
I should have known what was coming when I rounded the corner to it and started seeing a celebration of Black Lives Matter, including the quote-unquote tools they used for their revolutionary act of painting a fucking street mural.
It looked like a shrine to a Mexican man's workday.
But that was not the ultimate horror I experienced.
As I came closer to my once-beloved jazz exhibit to see a new immersive look into the life of Emmett Till, there's a warning outside it, unlike any other exhibition in the museum.
Children under 10 should use caution when experiencing this exhibit as it uses heavy racial language, bright flashes, and sounds of gunfire.
Proudly proclaimed above the doorway was, let the world see, referring to his mother wanting the casket to be open despite the state of his body.
No longer, by the way, Emmett Till, AIU, is doing a big expose on it.
We don't know if he was innocent or not.
I've heard tale that the woman admitted she lied.
I've heard tale that she didn't.
And he was beaten for molesting a young lady.
And he was beaten because the lady's father was a prominent figure in the town, I believe, and a well-established member of the community.
So he's beaten by, I think, five guys.
Two of them were black.
This wasn't a racist attack.
This was an anti-groping attack that they overdid.
No longer can children be free to roam the halls of discovery without that nagging idea that you're a piece of shit because you're white and you're directly responsible for Emmett Till's death, you racist bigot.
To be fair, I think that they had some making up to do for this.
This was just in July.
Thanks for joining us.
I'm Cody Adams.
The Children's Museum of Indianapolis is apologizing after a report of a Juneteenth watermelon salad.
This came to light in a report from TMZ.
You can see that tweet too.
Hit him with the epitill.
Give them everything.
Black Lives Matter.
...cited an unsourced photo that shows a salad labeled Juneteenth watermelon salad.
The museum released a statement about the situation.
They say, as a museum, we apologize and acknowledge...
I think people should take that stereo.
You know, this is another example of someone being arrested for not being racist.
Like there was that ESPN guy.
I've been thinking about him a lot recently.
I can't remember whatever happened, or I don't know whatever happened to this guy, but he talked about Jeremy Lynn on a basketball team and he called him the chink in the armor.
Now, he wasn't thinking of chink when he saw Jeremy Lynn because he's not racist.
Now, you and I, I guess, are not as lucky as him.
And so they said, you can't say that.
And he goes, I've used chink in the armor a million times.
It always means like the weak player on the team.
I guess now I realize, yeah, I shouldn't have said that because that's a racial epithet, but it wasn't in my head, obviously.
And then to not say it would imply that all of a sudden you're not using it on this chink.
Then you're calling him a chink.
You're saying I only say the word chink when chinks aren't around.
So for the first time in what has been a remarkable two-week run, Jeremy Lynn shows that Shink in the Armor, the Knicks' seven-game winning streak, ends against the Hornets as they do.
And he said the ends versus the Hornets.
Terrible.
Terrible.
I see this one's from some dude, Will Hartzel on TikTok.
It's not opening for me.
Let's see.
Is it open?
It is opening for me.
So here we go.
If you're by yourself, no worries.
Just follow.
Ancient Chinese.
White Lotus dropped.
Apparently, White Lotus is back with a new season.
Great show.
Great show.
I know I say fiction is for fags, but the problem with a fiction book is it's a week out of your life.
You're in someone else's imagination.
A show is what, 20 minutes, 30 minutes?
I still want to fuck you.
Yeah, that's not so great.
Happy disingenuous People's Day.
If they want to deny Columbus, let's celebrate their fake outrage.
Let's make it a new holiday.
Happy disingenuous.
That's fun.
Jordan Peterson, this is how the left views him.
sadly it is a good laugh.
Lots of them, I don't know how many.
All women are disgusting.
There's lots of them.
I don't know how many of them.
I've had enough of women.
I don't want to have anything to do with women.
Why?
Well, that doesn't require much explanation.
Your girlfriend is like your mother.
I'm often accused of being gay.
Well, yes, obviously.
Meow, let's go kill some snakes.
Hitler did this beautifully.
The Nazis are unbelievably great, Nazi-like.
Like, what the hell is that?
Look at me, look at me.
I'm Hitler.
I've watched Hitler's movies, but I don't understand.
Up.
Okay, up.
From where?
Why, up?
It's low resolution.
It's low resolution.
All women are dis That's great.
That's a good one to end on all right.
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