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Oct. 7, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
01:29:18
S04E173 - BUMMER VIBES
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What happened there?
What happened where?
With that weird soda.
This is Iron Brew, pal.
That's his ultimate hangover cure.
When I was young, I thought it was magic.
But it's just a lot of sugar and a lot of caffeine.
It's essentially monster energy drink.
But I spilled it because I dropped it on the way to the pickup.
Carbonated flavored soft drink.
Remember when I was a kid, there's an Iron Brew commercial, and the little kid's playing golf, and he realized it was a shitty shot.
So he drinks some Iron Brew.
He runs to the hole, rips it out of the ground, and then runs to where the ball is, and it's a hole in one.
That's the kind of power this because I'm wearing my super awesome Jesse James suit.
Can't really wear it too much.
You know what one bummer with it is?
I hate the way blacks think outside the box.
uh-oh Bars of iron brew made in Scotland from gutters.
Gunters.
From gutters.
Made in Scotland.
Fey gunters.
But I hate the way blacks always have to think outside of the box with their suits and stuff.
Like a collarless shirt or a collarless jacket.
Two ties, no ties.
African arm.
There's no arms.
It's a vest, but it's a suit.
And they love the double-breasted thing, too.
That's so weird.
I hate double-breasted suits because when you just open them up on a hot day or whatever, you got these flapping doors.
It's such a dumb look.
But that was the garden.
Two twins, Wyatt and Fletcher.
Wait, what are their names?
Something Wyatt and Fletcher.
Something Wyatt and Sylvester.
Do you see any Wyatts and Fletchers there?
Yes, Wyatt Shears, Fletcher Shears.
Yes, Wyatt and Fletcher Shears.
That's their names.
And whenever a band's from Orange County, I always wonder if they're woke, if they're baked, if they're based.
Uh-oh.
This is going to be a shitty show, I can already tell.
Where that song is Ghost Doors.
Don't really see a lot of indie bands doing hockey videos.
Not since DOA covered Taking Care of Business.
But they're good, and they're weird.
That's brand new.
That's from September.
We'll be right back.
I think it's just the two brothers.
Speaking of the replacements last night, that was just two brothers, stepbrothers, Bob and Tommy Stinson.
Such a magical combination of band that you're already at an advantage when you have siblings because we know there's a connection there.
And you can't underestimate connections.
Look at the Mets.
When were they at their best?
1986?
Where they're all doing Coke and getting wasted together and fucking up private planes.
It's not the training.
It's the cohesive unit of the group.
Same with Animal House.
Why is that movie so good?
Well, first of all, the writers were all buddies.
They spent a lot of time together.
But secondly, Animal House, the actual frat, the actors, I should say, they were there 10 days before the bad guys.
And they hung out and partied.
And the bad guys showed up, Kevin Bacon and the lot.
And they hated the Animal House dudes like John Belushi and D-Day and Boone and all those guys.
Because they had this thing going.
They'd been partying for 10 days.
They stole a fucking piano and brought it up to their room so they could rock out.
I don't have a lot of fluffy stuff.
I've got so much racism today.
I have two weeks of racism to deal with.
and a lot of war on kids.
So before we even...
The only fun tidbit I have is actually pretty serious.
And I've noticed with Jews...
Jews...
Remember Jason Alexander on the Howard Stern show?
He said they're not Jewish.
They're a cult, a sick death cult.
Why are you so concerned about them?
They're none of your beeswax.
But I've lived with them my whole life, so I'm very familiar with Hasidim.
I've smoked weed with them and partied.
I've asked where that is in the Torah.
And they explained that he said something about enjoy the fruits of this earth.
That guy I bumped into later, and he was a lot less acidic, so I'm dubious.
But yeah, It's a powerful group that has.
I've seen them change zoning laws for buses so the kids are safer when they get out.
To that, I go, Yeah, why don't we have that kind of shit?
Every time I see someone showing some sort of powerful move, some power move, I go, why don't we do that?
Like when the left stole the election, why didn't we steal the election?
Because we're more noble than that.
No, that ship is sailed.
Nobility is done.
We're less religiously intact.
I like how the garbage guy is not a Hasidic Jew.
He's a Goybage men.
Curious Joel is where they're all on welfare.
It's a big hustle.
Big scam.
Yes, it is.
But COVID was a scam to the tune of, I think, $540 billion.
So let's get our priorities straight.
Anyway, that's not what I want to focus on.
The New York Times really came down hard on these Hasidic schools.
Like, imagine the Washington Post coming down super hard on Amish schooling and demanding that it be held to a national standard.
Investigation reveals New York Times curated distorted hit piece targeting Hasidic Jews, leading to yeshiva, yeshiva regulation.
New York Times published a report, late September targeting Hasidic yeshivas, that's the name of the schools, alleging students know nothing and grow up barely able to support their own families, coinciding with the Board of Regents' vote to regulate their religious education.
However, Breitbart Newton has learned that the Times omitted relevant information, shunned sources directly involved with the schools, and declined to publish pertinent on-the-record statements in pursuing the story, resulting in a Funhouse Mirror hit piece, pressuring the board's unanimous vote to force state edicts on religious schools.
See, the reason I'm concerned about this yeshiva schools is we're next.
Then it's Catholic schools after that, which might be their M.O. There's not a lot of sympathy towards Hasidim.
So I'll take them down first.
I'll get these policies in place, and then I can go after Catholics.
Which is another example of ginos being Bolsheviks, where they don't care about their own people.
They'll happily flush all the Hasidim down the toilet just to help their war on Christianity.
I just went to a wedding and my old stomp where I grew up, and the Hasids are, you know, tearing down the golfing driving range and the hockey rink, and they're building bus depots and stuff.
What's on your head?
It's winter now.
It's fall, so I can wear a beanie.
This is beanie season.
With a t-shirt?
Yes.
Your head is cold, but your body's hot.
Bingo.
That's normal.
What I gotta get with that.
Usually there's a lot more communication between body and torso.
That's why hanging people ends up killing them because it's all connected.
I felt like a threat.
I could just take the hat off if you'd like me to take the hat off, but I would not like to be hanged.
So either way, it's not the Hasid's fault.
They're playing by the rules, but they bought out Cuomo and then the local mayor.
So it's their fault for selling the entire...
He's supposed to live in the town to be the mayor.
They found out he doesn't.
Oh, yeah.
What town is this?
Newburgh?
Monroe.
Monroe.
So Kirsh Joel is in Monroe, and they're spreading out all over the whole place.
All over that place.
Yeah, and they're just...
I'm a Zionist and pro has said, but they do a lot of shady shit, but it's just such a strange priority.
Like, I watched this documentary called Murder in Montclair, Montclair being the fancy brand, M-O-N-C-L-E-R.
Where do I have it here?
Murder in Montclair, Bronx Dudley, Gangworth.
Yeah.
This guy's so weird.
He's a typical British lib who's all about, like...
They don't get the opportunity to...
And these kids are growing up.
No, dude, stop.
They're just scumbags.
Sorry.
So this guy is K-Flock, and he murdered one of his ops.
I sent it to a guy I know who teaches down there.
And he said the funniest thing.
He's like, dude, I got 10 more years left before I retire.
I'm never coming back here again.
So weird.
10 more years?
You got my head cropped in this thing, as usual.
What a strange thing to say.
That's a long-ass time, dude.
He's dead.
Shot by K-Fox.
But anyway, the guys totally focus on the minutiae of the South Bronx because they finally got a drill music scene.
And we'll be focusing on racism this show.
Don't worry about it.
But it's amazing that there's basically four housing estates that have tripled the murder rate of the South Bronx.
And unlike older gangsters who would fight for drug territory and that kind of shit, this is just, you're from that housing estate, the end.
And I'm going to go over there and kill you.
So it is tribalism at its finest.
It's low IQ, high testosterone tribalism.
And they are fucking murdering each other.
And now the British take on is they just needed more education.
Truly, they just needed fathers.
And there was sort of a strange father dynamic with previous generations of gangsters where the OGs would take you aside and be like, look, man, you're going to end up dead or in prison.
So here's what you got to do.
You got to get a hustle that's legal where you pay tax and then maybe own a studio or car wash or some shit.
But the Gen X guys, my generation of gangsters, didn't do that.
They just said, fuck you, stupid brats.
So they don't have any kind of let's make our, let's get out of this.
They just kill each other, stomp each other to death, and then rap about it.
And it sells tons of records.
Anyway, that's something the New York Times could focus on.
That British guy just used Wikipedia and news clips, and he made an hour and a half long documentary that completely, perfectly summarizes exactly who the gangs are, what their beef is, and it's always ridiculous, how many are dying, why they're dying.
He's got all these stats, and he's a liberal.
His motive is the same as the New York Times.
It's always about nurture and not nature.
So this is what real journalists would do.
Instead, they're at a yeshiva.
Can we get that pronunciation right?
Yeshiva?
I'm pretty sure it's yeshiva.
They're at yeshiva schools demanding that they follow the New York Times' idea of what a quality education is.
Meanwhile, the fucking education rates of public schools in New York is stunning.
I think 36% of fourth graders are proficient in mathematics, meaning they can pass their own grade.
Literacy rates, since COVID, have plummeted, and it's a black thing, I'm sorry.
They say that, oh, the New York public schools, and the New York Post has on the cover, it's got a kid like this, staring at his homework.
It's a white kid, of course.
No, what happened with COVID in New York City is it was all at home.
The kids at home don't have any discipline at all.
Their mothers could give a shit.
Their mother's 16.
She had the kid when she was seven years old.
And so the kids don't show up to it.
So, yes, the entire literacy rate of New York was brutally brutalized by COVID, but it's mostly black kids.
Talk to teachers.
Talk to teachers in Harlem and East New York about how many people showed up to their Zoom calls.
Half the time they'd show up asleep.
They would check in from bed and just be like, fall back asleep.
So be wary of attacks on the Hasidic Jewish community because we're next.
They're very conservative, too.
And as much as I would, you know, it's weird seeing their buildings all around and stuff like that.
It's like there could be fucking murderers from the city living up there.
They're good neighbors, you know, like they're culturally different, which is a bummer, but they vote Trump.
The 80% of them vote for Trump and they vote red.
So that is not the worst group of people to move in.
But, you know, it's tough seeing stuff not there anymore.
Well, just think of them as Amish.
It's fucking weird.
But it's not evil.
All right, let's jump right into it.
I don't know whether to call this LGBTQ or Warren Kids because the two have merged.
Didn't you come up with a solution for that?
I think I played both at the same time or...
Yeah.
Because I can't believe this is happening.
And this was always a conservative accusation that gays are pedophiles.
And they managed to thwart that stereotype.
And here they are bringing it back.
You brought it back, gays, good work.
All right, let's see if I could do this.
I remember.
Put this here.
And this here.
This jacket is tight.
I'm getting fat.
Very tight jacket.
I've been jogging with three-pound weights.
All right.
Why are you ugly?
I'm mad.
We're living in an ageism here where children are seen as human garbage.
Regulations.
Well, the War on Kids is much longer.
Probably made by someone different.
Might be the same guy, actually.
Okay.
I thought this was a good example of what these perverts really are, these trannies.
The whole idea that they're just...
None of them are what the media says they are.
There are boring little kids that, like teenagers, will say, let's go way back.
I should probably do a whole green screen on this, but let's start with there's the little kids who are probably gay or going to be gay, right?
They're gay eggs.
They haven't hatched yet.
But their parents get excited because the parents are liberal and they finally have a minority in the house.
They're finally not a boring white family.
Most of these people are not trans.
99.9%, I would say.
Second category, we have the teenagers, the college students who are just boring.
They're straight.
And for the exact same reason as the mom used her munchausen by proxy to make her eight-year-old gay, they're doing it to themselves.
Then there are the adult homosexual men who, for some reason, don't just want to be gay men.
So they go, I'm actually a woman and I'm very complicated.
And it's just a dude with fingernail polish and long hair.
Still just a normal fag.
So that's one's weird.
And then there's the creeps, my age.
And they are not gay.
They are heterosexual perverts who, like Silence of the Lambs, have gone from sniffing panties to putting them on to dressing up as women to taking estrogen so they can have tits.
And they're just heterosexual, depraved, perverted, sexual psychos.
Approbates, monsters.
And here's a great example of them, that last group, two, three.
This guy, first let's look at him.
Zoom in on him.
So the media just portrays that as a woman, right?
No, it's a depraved pervert with tits on his chest because he wants tits close to him.
And now, let's just read a little tale from his typical day with this guy.
I was wearing a tenna pad at work the other day and letting a little dribble leak throughout the afternoon so that by the time I got off, the pad was fairly wet.
I guess this is an adult diaper or always with wings type of thing.
I thought it might get to change it on the way home rather than get the seats wet in the car.
When I stopped at the service station, I took note of the cute 20-something girl.
It says girl, right?
Behind the counter.
Mostly because of her bright red hair.
Remember Jennifer Garner in the TV show Alias?
He watches a lot of TV, doesn't get out much, doesn't have any friends.
He just masturbates to sick porn.
Kitty porn, probably.
Anyhow, I went to change.
As I usually do, I checked the wastebasket.
It had obviously been emptied recently since it was nearly empty.
But there were two identical wrappers and applicators in there, Tampax pearls.
And under the circumstances, it seemed unlikely that they came from a different woman.
I dug a little deeper and down in the folds of the new plastic bag, there were two separate wrapped-up tampons that went with the applicators.
Yes!
They were both about half full as if they had been changed after a couple of hours or so.
I put them inside my new Tina pad and tucked myself into position so that the tip of my cock was right on the two butterfly-shaped bloody tampacks.
Then I washed up and went into the mini mart and bought a couple items.
I made sure to look her in the eyes.
I just knew they had to be her tampons.
As I let my stream go and soak the blood from her gifts into my huge pad, coating my balls and crotch with warmth.
I messed up the pin on my card intentionally so I could make more small talk with her a little longer while I enjoyed my secret moment with her intimate cast offs.
When I got home, my pad was filled with glorious pink champagne-colored liquid from end to end.
Oh, I came so hard when thinking about her as I jacked off with her period coating everything.
I only wish I had remembered to ask her name.
I'll have to find out next time I stop in there.
It's a fun day.
Yeah, I'd like to be with that woman gossiping as we hang up the laundry in the backyard, just putting up tails.
So how you been, love?
Oh, hi, I've been up to my old tricks again.
Other day I was at the gas station, saw a lovely Weegato, and I managed to put her used tampons on my pest-soaked maxi pad.
Oh, aye, this one does.
That must have been nice.
You got the pink-colored champagne down there.
Yeah, it was.
Okay.
I'm going to find out her name.
Very sweet, Weego.
Could I have the firearm, please?
And then here's the guy I was talking about, one age down.
It's funny how there's different age groups, right?
There's like the little kids, the bored teens, the stupid homos, and then the depraved perverts up at my age.
So let's go down a step.
This is the gay guy who thinks he's a woman.
And just like the lesbian with the hand tattoo, where they always have to get the hand tattoo in every shot, he's got to get his nails in every shot by going, hmm, I wonder, hmm, what could it be?
Physical space, I'm always going to prioritize my own safety.
Because oftentimes that discomfort somebody feels.
Prioritize your own safety.
So I guess he's saying, sorry, my nose is very itchy today.
I guess he's saying, if I go into the men's bathroom as a woman, which no one thinks you are, they just think you're a gay with long hair because that's what you are.
We all have eyeballs.
We've been around for a while.
He's going to get killed or beaten to a pulp if he goes into the male bathroom.
Again, they're so convinced we give a fuck about them.
I don't know who you are and I don't care.
If I'm going piss and you walk in, I wouldn't even see.
Why is this guy living in my utopia?
Wait, I don't get that.
Because he'd be beaten.
Oh, yeah.
Is actually just the violence waiting to happen.
And it's also not my job as the trans person to navigate the discomfort.
I'm not the one who's uncomfortable with other women.
They are.
I'm just existing.
And so my question is: if you're uncomfortable, why are you uncomfortable?
Did you get that?
Yeah.
He's a woman.
Yes.
He's going to the woman's bathroom.
So why are you uncomfortable?
Because you're sexist?
Meanwhile, you have fucking stubble, dude.
What's a woman about you?
Even your sweatshirt, you're wearing a dude's sweatshirt.
Like, you got to try.
Shave, put on some nice lipstick, get some blue eyeshadow on you.
Comfortable with other women.
What pieces of internalized misogyny are failing you right now?
What is in your way of acknowledging this person's or my humanity?
Those are often not things that people can answer right off the bat, but they're really the important underlying questions to be asking ourselves.
Sometimes, right off the bat, though, I can sense it.
I'm like, oh, okay, I've seen this before.
I know how this goes.
And I give them a compliment.
It's really hard to dislike somebody when they're nice to you first.
It also helps me humanize that person sometimes and go, you know what?
There was a time when I had some unlearning to do and they're at that place in their journey.
But it's tricky.
Their journey.
Unlearning.
I'm on a journey to be comfortable with annoying homos in the woman's bathroom.
Can you teach me how to unlearn this video, sir?
Tricky, because often they're just uncomfortable and I'm unsafe.
If this is like a physical space, I'm not sure.
Can you give me some evidence that you're unsafe?
I looked up, Milo had this on his show when he was on this network, and he showed all the people who kill trainees, and it's all thugs, gangsters, black dudes, some Hispanics that are mad.
um um Here they are giving puberty blockers to kids as young as nine.
Now, you're not allowed to report this because it would lead to bombs and death threats, and people will be unsafe.
I don't think you have to do anything fancy here with these children's hospital clinics and these drag queen story hours.
I think all you have to do is show up and say, I don't like this.
Contact them.
You don't have to hurt anyone.
You don't have to threaten anyone.
Look at how they got us canceled.
It was a few tweets, a few emails to a few bosses, and they shut down.
This is not a Viking war where you have to go in, guns blazing, and fucking take lives.
All you have to do is show up and say, we don't approve of this.
Drag Queen story hours get shut down all over the place, and it's just because someone showed up and said, we're conservatives and this is going to be a problem.
Okay, it's canceled.
Barbara Bush Children's Hospital in Maine has a gender clinic which offers puberty blockers to kids, cross-sex hormones, guides for boys on tucking, and guides for girls on chest binding.
They also promote their services in helping young children fully transition.
Why?
Go back down.
Go to the beginning.
We killed a lot here.
I love that I'm very flexible and that I can do a bunch of stunts and stuff in my dancing and that I'm very athletic.
She also loves to play the game.
That's a fitting theme.
Oh my God, what is that?
Halloween?
Yes.
Why does she know what Halloween is?
Every day is Halloween.
She's way too young to know that incredibly scary horror movie that 14-year-olds have nightmares about.
It's ironic because Halloween is a day where you dress up like something and murder people.
Wasn't always this easy-going.
And that's because Lucy wasn't always Lucy.
When my child, Benjamin, was born back in 2006, he was born Benjamin Thomas Tidd.
Bridget says Benjamin was headstrong from birth and struggled with behavioral issues.
But she says there were other things that were different about Benjamin.
We noticed at a young age there was this tendency to want to dress up and want to do what I do every day.
And he used to love if I could.
See?
and eat Cheetos, watching soaps, give the men in the house shit.
He would love to hear the sound.
He said, I love that sound, Mama.
I love that sound.
At first, the kids thought it was just a stage he was going through.
That was until a moment that altered their life.
It's homophobic.
You can't have a fag for a son.
Right.
It has to be a woman.
This is what they do in Saudi Arabia.
Just accept it.
Your son's queer.
He said to me, Mom, I wish I could die and God could bring me back as a girl.
And that was the moment we said we would rather have our child be with a different name and identify as who she wants to be than a child that isn't here at all.
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
That's when the kids sought help at the gender clinic at the book.
This is such an like, why is the news promoting this?
We've seen the data.
They're more likely to commit suicide after transitioning, after you do anything permanent.
Don't give them puberty blockers.
The number of kids killing themselves because they think they're girls and no one will acknowledge that is negligible.
It's 18 times higher post-transition.
Doy.
Dr. Gerald Omshan, a pediatric endocrinologist, is the medical director.
You know, about one in four will attempt suicide.
About half will consider suicide during adolescence.
And so our big goal and what got me interested is how do we help this population do better in the long run?
And what isn't the choice?
And minor detail, it's 18 times higher when they transition.
Why are they leaving that out?
Why doesn't the journalists bring that up?
What a bizarre puff piece.
That's woman in the workforce.
I guarantee you that was done by female producers.
Dr. Aaron Belford, a child and adolescent psychiatrist, agrees.
These kids aren't just kind of wishing to be the other gender.
I mean, they really come into my office and say, no, I am.
I am not a girl or I am not a boy.
This doesn't feel right.
And she says it's crucial for transgender children to get the proper support from their families and the medical community.
Look at this pen.
So we know that these kids have much higher support.
I used to do that.
It's hard at work.
And the medical community.
So we know that these kids have much higher rates of depression, of anxiety, problems with substance abuse, and much of that we understand to be related to stigma.
Just talk about what happens afterwards.
All right, go to 2.6 there when I'm talking about protesting.
Nothing fancy is required.
Get out of here.
What does it say?
Christians should be standing outside gender clinics the same way they do abortion clinics.
We need your support as big tech continues to its crackdown on conservative blogs or days on these platforms or numbers.
Go ad free plus, blah, blah, blah.
The world has gone completely insane.
Christian Church silently stood by and watched it happen and encouraged it in many cases.
True.
Blah, blah, blah.
Logic and reasoning, which do nothing except strip children of their childhood innocence and propel them into a life of confusion and regret.
Yeah.
Just go there.
I thought this was funny.
Some judge okayed polygamy in marriage.
And New York judge rules in favor of polygamous relationships.
Polyamorous, I should say.
Monogamy is not for everyone.
I love my girlfriend's boyfriend.
Sharing is caring.
They're always fat and ugly.
Where are all the polyamorous hunks?
Indigenous, what?
Something.
No, the Indigeny is the judge.
She's from the Philippines.
And she's known, that's in 2.8.
She's known as a member of the Igorata lawyer, is judge for the civil court, city of New York.
So she's obviously an affirmative action hire.
She's hired because she's Aboriginal to the Philippines.
And what does she bring with her?
Well, she brings with her the crazy, stupid traditions of this backward savage society in the Philippines, where, of course, they have polyamory.
They're about 500 years behind us or more, maybe 1,000 years behind us.
So she brings that with her.
And it reminds me of Sonia Sotomayor when she was a Supreme Court judge.
She said, I'm going to be bringing my bizarre shit culture with me to this job.
In other words, I won't be impartial.
I won't be a judge.
She said, I would hope, this is Sonia Sotomayor talking now, but it relates to this polyamorous Aboriginal.
I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn't lived that life, Sotomayor said in a speech at 2001 at the University of California Berkeley Law School.
She made similar statements at other such events.
Yeah, she said that anyone who claims they're not bringing with them an element of bias is lying.
Isn't that a weird thing for a judge to say, oh, look, the boots are all over your ads now.
Oh, wow.
Flanked by the boots.
And will they continue with this forever?
Yes.
They're now suing for the right to have kids.
Which is fucking weird.
I'm suing for the right.
Like, I'm gay and I don't have kids.
Well, sorry, that's God's plan.
No, it's not.
I'm suing.
Two gay men who both attended law school, hmm, free labor, filed a legal complaint against the city of New York, arguing that not having access to a woman's reproductive potential is a form of discrimination and that they're entitled to have the city pay for a surrogate.
How is this for a new level?
We are expected to be okay with not having children?
How gay parenthood through surrogacy became a battleground.
I mean, I'm already freaked out by surrogate moms.
It seems to me you're creating a problem where there wasn't one.
I can get with adoption.
If there's A kid in an orphanage, no straight couples want him, no normal families want him.
Yeah, I'd rather he was with gays.
Well, I see the argument at least that he'd be better off with gays than alone.
But to just create an orphan out of nowhere seems depraved.
And now the government has to create orphans for you to adopt?
This is too much of the indecence.
And then here's a perfect example of why we now combine LGBTQ and war on kids.
That Antifa teacher who said, I will keep your faggot kids away from their parents and with me got fired for it.
But he didn't get fired for it.
He got moved.
He got moved over.
And Project Veritas just exposed him.
So go up.
Tyler Wynn, Win, a far-left teacher who resigned in disgrace from OSA schools, teaches at Tulsa Will Rogers High School.
He's been exposed in a Project Veritas sting, talking about indoctrinating students.
Trust me, I want to burn down the entire system, you guys.
When you hear this clip, you can hear how good Veritas is getting.
By the way, we got to do a whole episode on Veritas and this court case where the judges said, no, you cannot misrepresent yourself.
What?
So, hi, I'm doing a sting on Antifa.
Can you tell me what's going on and what crimes you guys are committing?
How do you infiltrate?
And James talks about, he goes back to that meatpacking district.
What was it called?
Concrete Jungle or whatever?
Kipling?
Rudyard Kipling?
Like, Watergate, every investigation, investigative journalism by its very nature implies that I can't tell the guy I'm investigating that I'm investigating him.
Should detectives do that?
Hi, are you in the mob?
Well, yes, I am.
I'm a hitman.
Oh, can I ask you a few questions?
Oh, it's Upton Sinclair's.
Upton Sinclair.
Or George Orwell, down and out in Paris and London, where he pretended to be a bum for a year to see what it was like.
Can't do that.
They're essentially, the judges ruled against undercover journalism.
And Veritas has appealed it, but it could be a groundbreaking decision.
And it could be the end of Veritas.
The only thing that's a problem here is that a house bill, 1775 or something, I can get my license to vote for it, for being too low.
But I think it's...
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
You're good.
Not overly...
Yeah, yeah.
Like, trust me, I want to burn down the entire system.
Yeah.
There's ways to introduce these ideas without broadcasting it.
No, no, I broadcasted too much last month.
Yeah.
Like, eventually you want to remove Chris Handy from her religion progressive thought because religion is actually Tyler Wren.
He used to teach at the Wasso 8th Grade Center until he resigned last April after these TikTok videos were highlighted by libs of TikTok.
If your parents don't love and accept you for who you are this Christmas, f them.
I'm your parents now.
I'm proud of you.
Drink some water.
I love you.
I have a rather large TikTok following.
I'm an authority figure, so I'm going to give out a Christmas message of like, hey, if your parents don't love and support you for who you are this Christmas, f them.
I'm your parents now.
I love you.
Drink some water.
Proud of you.
You quoted the exact video.
That was a live TikTok.
Damn.
TikTok page backdoors his secret curriculum.
Here is a list of books that Tyler wants to hide from parents on his TikTok link tree.
I was going to say Gen Z is like super progressive.
Oh, I know.
I taught in Missouri last year, not much, but two years ago.
I taught a philosophy like 101 class.
Half the kids were like radical progressives.
They were definitely not part of it.
Yeah.
That's a joke.
Yeah, yeah.
And they latched onto like, oh my God.
They couldn't stop you, obviously, your teachings.
No, they definitely couldn't.
Also, it was like, they were super, like, they didn't want to stand for the parents, which I get.
I mean, it's a warm-up.
So what are you going to do?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they definitely didn't f ⁇ over and like, nothing went on my record.
I could resign instead, so it didn't, like, garnish my teaching experience much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's cool, man.
Who's got to get his corny, shitty tattoos in every shot, right?
Keep going.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Wow.
That guy sucks.
And, of course, Drag Queen Story Hour is still raging.
They want your tips.
They want your children to give them money.
I think we should...
Nothing like children tipping a drag queen at an event sponsored by Nickelodeon.
You could also fake it, too, where you could have the kids there, just film the kids watching something totally kid-friendly, and then you, in the same place, film the stage and do cuts.
So it makes it look like they're strippers in front of kids.
Oh, yeah, because otherwise you're sexualized.
Now we're the baddies.
Are we the baddies?
Maybe they do this too because adults don't want to watch this.
It's boring.
Oh, yeah.
They're like, this is our only audience.
Only kids are like, wow, that's cool that you sat down on your ass and lay like that.
You're really good.
Here's some, this is the last one.
It's queer buying this guy some little kids some dresses because little gay kids are getting bullied.
At a recent all-ages drag show in a bar, the drag queen purchased dresses for a young boy so he can cross-dress.
Thank you so much.
That's my new angle.
This is homophobic.
Angel, I want to buy you something really fabulous on Amazon right now.
Can you go get my phone, please?
Don't cry your fuck up your laugh.
You're going to make mama cry.
My tears are really amazing as hell.
There it is.
Child abuse.
Damaged.
Look at his damaged eyes.
Why isn't his hair long if he's a girl?
Is he a tomboy?
What's going on over there, Ryan?
You crying like a little bitch?
No, I was looking for this drop.
But not for the kid.
It doesn't.
That one doesn't fit because the last thing we saw was a kid.
Right, yeah.
But it's for the parents and the drag thing.
Let's get to some racism like I've been trying to get to all week.
I'm a black female.
What other different...
Black woman?
This is really inconvenient.
That's crazy!
Yeah!
I have a dream.
Thank you.
I told you not to cut that one short.
Caught you sipping.
Well, I caught you fucking up.
The BTFO gets us pumped, I told you.
Okay.
So go back to it.
Okay.
I want to get pumped.
Pump, pump, pumping up.
Pump, pump, pump, pumping up.
I went to India.
I couldn't shit.
Bama-lam, whoa, Black Betty.
Bama-lam, Black Betty had a child.
Bama-lam, the damn thing gone wild.
I'm Daryl Brooks, the dance and grannies guy, has decided to represent himself.
No one told him that being a lawyer is hard, so he's mad about there being so much paperwork.
Killing six, including a child and the elderly.
No parades for this, no statues for the dancing grannies.
This was not the catalyst of anything major because of the narrative.
And in America, we worship black people.
Go down.
Wait, is this the right one?
I want to see him complaining about all the paperwork.
Ah, shit.
I saw something where he's representing himself and he can't believe how much work it is.
Maybe it's in the same thread.
It's a great article about he demands the judge do all this shit.
I mean, he might be just trying to prove he's nuts.
Yeah, zoom in on this.
Each murder count comes with a mandatory life sentence.
Good.
The accused killer.
Zoom in on that.
The accused killer?
Um...
No, that's none of that.
He's cut his.
I searched paperwork, but I couldn't find it.
Let me see.
I'm going to search paperwork in my search.
All right, boring.
Anyway, he's a fucking idiot lunatic, and he killed a bunch of people, and I'm mad that no one is mad.
And the left totally ignores it because they don't like that narrative.
And in fact, the left tried to change the story and said he was the police chase.
The police chased him.
He just turned a quarter and there were some grannies.
No, no police chase.
Ask the black police chief who had to explain this to the media.
Anyway, so there we go.
With the judge ordered him removed from the court multiple times during the proceedings, in which Brooks complained about paperwork, claimed he didn't recognize his own name, and claimed to be a sovereign citizen.
Here we go.
Love that.
Not subject to the court's jurisdiction.
My body lives in this county.
However, me, I don't live here.
I was, what do they say?
I was transverse.
I was using this as a mode of transportation.
I'm traveling.
I'm a traveler.
Yeah, I'm traveling.
Yeah.
That's my name, but that's not me.
Sorry, sir, you're free to go.
I had no idea you were a sovereign citizen.
That's my name on the picture, but that's not me.
That's words.
Oh, wow.
Apparently.
It looks like me in high school.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
Is he bored?
Sorry to bore you with six life sentences.
Just shoot him.
I say that as a Christian, man.
It's just, sorry, you blew it.
Eye for an eye.
Don't waste the court's time with any of this.
What's his defense going to be?
And this is ancient Chinese.
This is from Monday.
He's hiding.
Candace and Kanye wearing White Lives Matter shirts.
Kanye also went public after this saying that we all knew Black Lives Matter is a scam.
I warned you.
You're welcome.
And then there was some, he was wearing flip-flops with socks.
That irritates.
And then there was some Vogue editor, Black Vogue editor, who said Kanye's comments are violent.
This is just like the trainee who goes into the bathroom and says, I'm unsafe.
Kanye Yee West.
White Land calling the show violent.
West previously declared that Black Lives Matter is a scam.
West has used Instagram in recent weeks.
Go down a bit.
Daily Mail is good for cool pics.
So that gorgeous woman says Kanye is violent.
There's this White Lives Matter thing.
Not fully aware of BLM, Make America.
I understand the idea was ready-made.
Its value is intrinsic, blah, blah, blah.
When warned by Trump, it's racist.
When warned by Kanye, it's about liberation.
He neglected to realize the importance of object when he tried to extend that kind of subversion to the BLM slogan.
I know what he was trying to do.
He was trying to illustrate a dystopian world in the future when whiteness might become extinct or at least would be in enough danger to demand defense.
Shut the fuck up.
It was due champion.
All of these blacks, so many successful blacks just really have a PhD in rhetoric.
They know the dumb words you have to use.
Violence is big.
Hegemony is big.
Black and indigenous is big.
Trauma.
Trauma.
I'm traumatized.
I have PTSD from all this bullshit.
Then he posted this Jack Pesobic.
I have PBSD.
Post-bullshit distress syndrome.
That doesn't work.
What's this?
Proud Boys Iraq?
What does this say?
Prodigy Zach.
Prod Zach.
Oh, that's just somebody else that comments on that.
What are you showing us, Ryan?
He posted this after that whole thing happened.
When I said war, I meant war.
Okay.
Good to know.
Ominous.
Speaking of racism, Kamala Harris has said that she's only giving black people money in Florida.
Meanwhile, the hurricane hit predominantly white areas.
So let's hear her exact quote, though.
Impacted.
It is our lowest-income communities and our communities of color that are most impacted by these extreme conditions and impacted by issues that are not of their own making.
Absolutely.
And so we have to address this in a way that is about giving resources based on equity, understanding that we fight for equality, but we also need to fight for equity, understanding not everyone starts out at the same place.
And if we want people to be in an equal place, sometimes we have to take into account those disparities and do that work.
It is our lowest income.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is not impressed with this thing.
What's she got to say?
Equity is a code word for retard.
If you say equality, we can talk.
If you say equity, we cannot.
Hurricanes do not target people based on the color of their skin.
They do not discriminate.
And neither should the federal government giving aid to people suffering from the devastation of Ian.
Is your husband's life worth less because he's white?
Nice little stab there.
I like her a lot.
This is going to be hard to swallow.
And sometimes, you know, maybe one of the reasons that I delay talking about racism so much is because there's such horrible stuff there, and it can get depressing and dark.
And I like to keep the show upbeat and light and optimistic.
But this is horrific.
The Jeffrey Dahmer show is big now on Netflix.
Everyone's talking about it.
It's kind of faded now, I guess, but it was big.
And as the exposure gets bigger and bigger, we learn some behind-the-scenes secrets.
And this is one of the worst things I've heard since, well, since Emma Till was beat to death.
The Jeffrey Dahmer story crew member claims she was treated horribly on set.
It was one of the worst shows that I've ever worked on.
And you go, well, how bad can it be?
What happened?
You ready for this?
There was two black people on the set.
They both look similar, young women, short with braids.
People kept calling people.
They were five inches off.
Zoom in on that?
I worked on this project.
I was one of two black people on the crew, and they kept calling me the other person's name.
We both had braids, but she was dark-skinned and five inches taller than me.
Wow.
Can you imagine, Ryan?
Damn.
If you were working somewhere with another ethnically ambiguous Asian with floppy hair and people would call him your name?
I would be upset.
What could be worse than someone getting your name wrong?
That's your identity.
Bitch, trying being called Cabby Ines, okay?
Try spelling censored.tv to someone when they're asking what your email is.
George Floyd book just dropped.
Ibrahim X says we should check it out.
Can't make this shit up.
His name is George.
One man's life and the struggle for racial justice.
George Floyd's life was a complete waste of a life.
The Congo.
Sorry about that.
He was a waste of a human being.
He was a drug addict, career criminal.
He robbed and abused women.
He was a rapist.
He had kids all over the country.
They had no idea who their father was.
One of the, I saw two kids in Dallas in their 20s.
Their mother goes, you know who that is?
That's your father.
What?
We never heard of him before.
To turn him into this MLK Malcolm X crusader for racial justice is fucking embarrassing.
I think I'm going to join liberals and start putting blacks on a pedestal because judging their culture as equals is getting really embarrassing.
Maybe we should start calling him the boof king.
I was just hooping earlier, which means drugs in the butt to prolong the high.
Oh, what is this?
This is the George Floy timeline.
I was hooping early.
I'm claustrophobic to avoid getting in police cruiser.
Resist taking a seat in police cruiser.
I'm going to die in here.
I'm going to die.
Just had COVID.
Roll the windows down.
If you put your legs in, all right.
I'll put the air on.
I can't breathe.
I'm not coming.
I can't breathe.
Got COVID.
Goes to the ground.
I can't breathe times 10.
I'm dead.
Blah, blah.
Holy shit.
So I'm going down.
I'm going down.
That's before the knee is in the back.
Yeah.
And maybe he feels himself ODing.
Yeah, he said the first thing there, 628.
I was just hooping earlier.
Right.
And then 1039.
I'm going down.
I'm going down.
That's like you feel your body shutting down.
And they don't even know that he's actually ODing.
Is he high on something?
I'm assuming.
We found a pipe on him.
But they don't know that he's ODing.
Anyway, George Floyd's a joke.
Derek Chauvin is innocent.
That city council member from the zombie movie, she looks like she's from a cheap zombie video game that you get free on your phone.
Doesn't she?
Yeah, like the minion horde.
She could run City Hall from her couch, she says.
Look at her.
But you've got to hear the beginning, though.
Basically, she's saying Proud Boys have made Portland hell, and they're slowly recovering from it.
Not that Antifa has done anything bad in Portland at all.
After so many years of white supremac activity in the city, of people living in theater because of white supremacist activity, because of the increasing volume, we do need to think about how do we collectively heal since COVID.
We believe we can do things, which we can do.
We learned that.
I mean, a year ago, I could have been sitting home from my couch.
I just said, no way.
But we've learned that we in fact did that for two and a half years.
But I also will say that.
She doesn't know the word supremacist.
Violet?
What?
Supremacist?
Violence?
Many people working for me who have never been able to work somehow.
Firefighters, maintenance people.
They've showed up every day as well.
And have never left.
All right.
Renee, your thoughts?
Well, I think it needs to start at the top.
So the city commissioner needs to be at the top.
And then 4-2, just to remind you who she is, she's the one who said, defund the police.
We can't have them.
They're a burden to society.
And then her Lyft driver refused to close the windows.
So she called 9-1-1.
I need you to close the windows?
I didn't know what she was saying.
I didn't know the windows.
I didn't know what code means.
Code the windows?
I thought it was like a hacker thing.
And then that takes us, of course, to the ruling classes are at a stupid peak.
We've never had people this stupid telling us what to do.
And here in New York, after a woman, I have this video.
If you go to the bottom right, that EMT who was slain on duty, I have this video on my phone.
I'm not going to show it here, but it's this.
And he's just knifing her through the chest.
He does it like 18 times.
Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack.
It's like a prison hit.
And I don't think there was any motive.
I think he's just a lunatic on the street.
But a day after, we have the woman go to the first picture.
Zoom out a bit.
Yeah, Queen's councilwoman, Tiffany Caban.
Wait, zoom in a bit on that?
Queen's Councilwoman, Tiffany Caban, they say, go to the next picture.
Don't call the cops on these people.
They're going to get abused by the police.
If you're being attacked, say no, stop, or that is not okay.
This is a day after that woman was stabbed in the chest 18 times.
That is not okay.
All right, let's look at some blacks behaving badly.
I've got whites behaving badly, too.
We're going to juxtapose the two.
And then I'll explain the context for whites.
I feel like the guy in Run DMC who became a priest.
Oh, God, sippin'.
Cotchar is sipping.
I got your sippin' ass.
Okay, so this is this first clip is at Waffle House.
There's been so much violence, justified violence at Waffle House, that what they do in interviews now is they say, let's see your fighting skills.
Waffle House is now having people come out and fight.
Fistfight.
So this is at a job interview where the white guy says, let's see what you got.
Let's see if you can keep your hands up.
Sorry, I hate that we have to do this.
Let's time to throw hands.
So the guy says, he said no at first.
They said, you cannot have a job if you do not fight me.
So he said, fine, I'll fight you.
He does the element of surprise.
The right hook out of nowhere.
Good blocking from the boss.
Fortress.
It is encouraging that they trust their employees so much to take on dual roles as security and also a burger flipper or whatever.
Yep.
This worked out great for him.
And he complimented him, Matthew.
He's like, good work.
You know, as soon as I said hit me, you jumped up and hit me.
That's what I'm talking about.
Don't wait.
Yeah.
Don't wait.
Well, he got the job.
Yeah.
He got the job as manager.
This is an interesting little piece of political activism.
So there's these NRA activist kids that they keep harping with the Second Amendment.
And they said, well, handguns in Chicago, they have a special clip on them where you can never go.
It's always going to be pull, trigger, bullet.
And their point was, that's a dumb law because it's very simple just to get what they call a switch, where it goes back to just one minor adjustment.
So in this NRA-sponsored video, they're showing you, look, legislation doesn't work.
Look at how easy it is to get a switch on these concealed carries.
I'm not playing two videos at once, by the way.
Don't play my slang On folks Real guests like that Switchy No talking No chunky.
Three switches right here.
And I put the nose right there.
We need to get our shit off.
You put a NASA hoodie on.
Is he related to the first?
Those guys are all in their early 30s, by the way.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, and that is the importance of skin cream.
You want to keep your skin moist.
Oil of Olay is big in the hood.
Now, here's an interesting video that most people should have shown out of context.
In the Hasidic Jewish community, right?
It's forbidden for men to touch women in anything but fucking your wife and making babies.
So if you go to a Hasidic Jewish store and you have to give change to a woman, this would happen to my wife all the time.
We used to go to this photo store downstairs from my house in Williamsburg, and the guy would hop the money out of his hand into her hand.
So this woman did that.
A white woman here who claims to be a Hasidic Jew tossed the money into the black woman's hand.
Now, the black woman, like me, is a fan of the Hasidim, Hasidic Jews, and she's saying, don't co-opt their culture by tossing the money into my hand unless you're a Hasidic Jew, and you're not.
And you wouldn't be working here if you were a female Hasidic Jew.
So don't do that.
Put the money in my hand like a normal person, or you're trivializing their culture.
You're trivializing Judaism, Orthodox Judaism.
So she's actually standing up for the Jews in this, but you won't hear that in the mainstream media.
I don't need to do anything.
What do I need to do?
I don't need to do anything.
What are you going to do to me?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Can you just pause it here?
Of course.
I think the other problem there is the other worker is Muslim.
And I think this woman is concerned that the Muslim and her friend are mocking Jews.
and she doesn't She just doesn't like seeing religions mocked.
If it was a Muslim being mocked, she'd be just as mad.
Go on.
You better get my money, man.
Somebody better get my money.
You take the money, somebody better get my money before I start with you.
Get the money.
Put it in my hand.
I love how they already have that tip jar secured down.
There's like a thing on it.
Chain.
Sorry.
Sorry about your kids.
Whatever they are.
Call the police, anybody you need to call.
Don't disrespect me.
I don't care who it is.
Get your manager.
You're whoever you need to.
Oh, fuck.
She's armed.
She's got an everything right in her hand.
Get your manager.
You're whoever you need to.
I don't care who you is.
Somebody better tell me something.
I don't care who he is.
I don't care who he is.
What'd you say?
I don't care who you is.
I don't care who you is.
Somebody better tell me something.
She doesn't care who she is.
See, the problem is when you conjugate the pronoun, it becomes grammatically correct.
Yes, that's correct.
Very considerate of her to phrase things that way.
Somebody better tell me that I helped it.
Yeah, well, the manage or whoever, I will beat the shit out Judge Boy if she ever throws anything in my face.
I'm not going nowhere else.
So this guy is from the local, you can see the tassels on his belt.
He's from the local Black Judaism Alliance, which they are always clashing with the black Hebrew Israelites.
And this guy works on behalf of the Jewish community and the black community to bring them together.
And he's had trouble with the Muslim girls before.
So he's there to say, look, you did a great job of raising awareness about the Hasidimo touching the money thing.
But I think we should go.
Points play.
I got this video from Snatch, by the way.
You can see he's got the tzatziki.
Somebody better go behind here, give me my money, get my order, and that's going to be that.
Miss, do you need me to go to jail?
Crack you in your head earlier than women and stuff?
Did you fucking throw my money at me?
Trust me, I'm going to grab you myself.
No, no, no, no.
Get away from me.
I'm going to crack you upside your head.
Oh, wow.
New theory.
That thing is tethered down not so that people won't steal it because they could just grab the money from it.
So that way you can't use it as a projectile.
I feel like the Hasidic Jews watching this are like, Yeah, they like to keep their head down.
Fight our own battles, please.
That she's armed with a bagel.
It's a poppy seed.
I'm a poppy you in the head.
It's a sesame bagel.
Open sesame as a little sidebar here.
No one knows what to do.
There's two words that solve all of these.
It's called pepper spray.
If you just reach out and go, pssst.
She's silent.
She's gone.
She's leaving the venue.
Everyone is fine.
You didn't hurt anyone.
You didn't break any laws.
You were threatened.
The police will not prosecute you.
And word will get out.
Don't lose your temper there.
You get pepper sprayed.
We call it the spicy whisper because it goes pss.
Now, black activism is happening all over the world.
Here in London, these guys were having a debate about nature over nurture.
And four young men said that their problems in society are nurture-based, the lack of opportunities, lack of education.
And the security guard who was working there said, no, it's your fault.
It's your genetics, he said.
And he also said, the only way you can overcome this curse is to work out and to get involved in martial arts.
And that will help you with your frustrations.
I don't agree with any of this, by the way.
So this UK security guard was trying to show them various fight moves and how they could better defend themselves.
But the media is going to take this out of context and make the kids look bad.
This is in London, England, I believe.
This is what you do.
You just, how to do a punch when someone's down.
He's using butt shows.
You could hear it.
I don't know if you could see it.
And then look, he's showing the head button.
You want to hold the person's coat and put your head into their face.
And then the other kids are like, show me some tips.
Show me some tips.
Really impatient.
This is no way to learn martial arts.
You have to wait in line.
He's showing him what the headlock is.
What's that one where you lean back like that?
The sleeper?
He's whispering right now, if you challenge your body, you free your mind.
You can't really pick up on the...
Let's see.
Look, he's about to show him the headbut again.
He's volunteering, but they've thrown money because they appreciate the service.
just put it on the floor for now.
What are you doing?
What are you in about?
understands this.
And then over in Belgium, we had an important debate that got out of control where this woman was, an Iranian girl, was saying, I don't support the revolution in Iran.
And then this black woman said, but you don't wear a headdress.
So you come here to Belgium and you live the Western culture, yet you don't support the revolution in Iran.
And she goes, they're just troublemakers.
And that's when the black woman with the man bun lost it.
Troublemakers.
You're disrespecting Iran, disrespecting the West, disrespecting the Ayatollah.
You'll notice with most of these fights, it's African-American women standing up for other cultures.
And she says, look at your purse.
You've got a Western purse.
In Iran, you're not even allowed to have a purse.
And then she said, if you want to show your hair, it should get pulled.
And then other people are joining in and they're just sort of hitting her in the face.
Oh!
That's Belgium.
And here we have, just to balance out, some whites behaving badly.
Now, I'll allow you to guess what this was about over at Ole Miss.
Alabama, I believe.
They're all dressed like Tucker Carlson.
I should have ran that one out of you.
They're going to knock.
I'm going to get you.
Tucker Carlson versus Best Buy.
What was that target?
target.
Good shot.
I'm seeing a lot of good punches in there.
Yeah.
Of course, once again, there's a chick in there.
It's got to get pictures with her drink in her hand.
I saw somebody retweet this and say, there's something so unfamiliar about this video, I can't quite pinpoint what it is.
So guess what that was about?
What?
Chicken.
Oh.
They had fried chicken, and the guys in the khaki pants ate it all, and the guys in the red shirts, they said, save us at least one piece.
And then the guy in the khaki pants said, sorry, I already ate it.
I would not see that one coming.
So amidst all this utter raging chaos, excuse me, we have cops trying to do their job, unable to use the wood shampoo properly, trying to take down perps, knowing they're going to be filmed, scrutinized, lose their pensions.
So this is how a cop has to do his job in 2022.
it looks like a real pain in the ass.
Stop, bro.
Stop, bro.
Stop.
Bro, stop.
That's just too bad.
No tasers.
I mean, this is technically wood shampoo.
He's down.
South Paul.
Who's the South Paul?
The black guy?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's a tough fight.
You don't know what to look out for.
Oh, he's juking.
Look at that.
Nice footwork.
On the balls of his feet.
Nice guy, but it's crunching.
I shouldn't have said this is an example of not being able to use wood shampoo because they were wood shampooing it up, but it didn't seem to work.
Look at all the technology we need for one purpose.
*Booing*
Okay, you got to get down, dude.
And terrible camera work.
So they finally tasing.
And the takeaway for most people, including public defenders, is that the cops are fucking human garbage and need to die.
All cops.
All cops are bastards.
Now, you hear the all cops are bastards from nimble-minded Antifa.
Nimble-minded?
Feeble-minded.
But this woman, click on her name.
This is the woman that is in court.
New York City public defender, former candidate for Manhattan DA.
Okay?
This could have been the Manhattan DA.
Well, who do we have now?
Cyrus Vance.
worse but this is a woman who has made She, her, and she, she.
Mainstream person as far as the culture goes, right?
She could have been our DA.
This is why you need to know that all cops are garbage.
This is not Antifa.
This is not a random 13-year-old with purple hair.
This is a candidate for Manhattan's DA.
Go down?
What if one out of every few batches of cars at a car factory shipped up blew up and killed people?
Would you trust one of those cars not to kill you?
All right.
Out of 2 million transactions police have with people every day, every year, sorry, about six unarmed black men are killed under somewhat mysterious circumstances.
That's negligible.
If the car I was buying had that kind of a record...
How many transactions, how many interactions do police have with citizens, civilians, I should say, every year?
And I've done the counting on the unarmed blacks.
A lot of it is like guys in cars trying to kill them and that kind of thing.
But as far as like, I read it and went, that looks pretty bad.
I count six to nine a year.
61.5 million had at least one contact with police a year.
Okay, so I was way off.
60 million interactions.
I think we're remembering the black statistic.
Six people are dead.
Okay?
That's a pretty good Car and it's not like the car explodes, it's that the car had an accident.
So, I would say police are much more reliable than cars when you look at accidents.
Virtually everyone I know has had an accident.
My car has never not been in the shop.
Out of my three cars, there's always one in the shop.
We got a hit and run in the parking lot just the other day.
My Land Rover is being fixed.
There's no significantly different percentage of whites and blacks, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, so.
Go back to her annoying list.
In addition, the batches that blew up, cars that are really good would also occasionally blow up, but everyone was so invested in maintaining the idea that these cars are the safest cars, they refused to build another car.
What?
Instead, they just kept building more car factories.
But this car blowing up, it didn't blow up.
It had an accident, and it was incredibly rare.
It was six out of 60 million.
This is the greatest car in the world.
Instead, all you kept getting was more explosions and more car factories until eventually the explosions became so normalized that there were so many cars on the road.
Yeah, if this car has an accident rate of six out of 60 million, I want there to be more cars.
It's a great car.
At that point, wouldn't the only solution be to trash all cars?
So this is a candidate for the Manhattan DA who wants to end all police, flush it down the toilet.
It's all gone.
As of tomorrow, we start brand new with a new police squad.
And by the way, we've done that.
Have you seen the graduates from police academies these days?
They look like the graduates.
They look like the guys that are in military training.
Fat, Hispanic, midget women.
You got your wish, you stupid bitch.
All right, let's jump over to the old fucking mailbag, shall we?
Oi.
Ryan shadows if you don't have a dead.
Let's turn our eyes together, mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Let me touch it.
Hello.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Way far down.
Way down in the pins?
Way down in the pins.
You're wrong about tens.
I'm typing to inform you that you're wrong about tens.
It's not that your preferences are wrong.
Those are subjective.
You're wrong on the qualifications.
Once again, we are at 100% of letter writers talking down to the 52-year-old media mogul millionaire and telling him in a patronizing tone how stupid he is.
Nothing interrogative about these letters.
Not like, wouldn't it be blah, blah, blah?
No, it's always like, you're wrong.
Here's why.
You see, you fucked up here.
And it's kind of cringe.
Let me explain, says this expert.
If there's 100 women and you have 100 levels of attractiveness, they would range from 0.1 to 10.
And you would have 110.
If you have 1,000 women with the same sliding scale, you would have 10 women with a 10 rating.
And if you have 10,000 women, you would have 100 women with a 10 rating and so forth.
A 10 doesn't mean there's no room for improvement.
It simply means they're in the top 1%.
Yeah, buddy, the question is, how many women are we talking about?
When you're defining your bell curve, is it per month?
Is it per lifetime?
Is it per year?
Anthony Coome is of the belief that it's your entire lifetime.
So you see 110 a lifetime.
I'm more of the month kind of a guy, especially when we're including magazines and TV and everything.
Billy Eichner's Bros movie.
I think we already covered this, right?
He called everyone racist.
I mean, it's homophobic.
Live zebra mantis shrimp in South Jersey.
Oh, it's no longer available.
I saw that when it came out, it was $1 he was selling it for.
Damn, nigga.
He probably had one and it had babies.
My friend, your decree for young men to get married and start making babies needs to be tempered with some prudence and cautionary insight.
Socializing, like again with the confidence.
Couldn't you say something like your decree for young men to get married and start making babies could be seen as a little hasty?
I want to make the case for some prudence and cautionary insight as opposed to just I'm the professor and you're the student.
Socializing and dating has transformed fundamentally since you stopped courting and have gotten hitched.
You've admittedly been out of the game for a while, 20 years, and the unwritten rules and expectations have changed.
The pervasive and addictive use of all forms of social media and online dating in just the past decade has led many young women and men to have warped expectations, poor socialization and communication skills, and dysfunctional coping strategies.
You know for yourself how addictive the technology can be when you have to intentionally create a plan to break away from it.
Now imagine if you had a young woman's illogical, impulsive, hormonal addled, and easily bored brain.
Throw in potential addictions, unaddressed mental health concerns, leftist feminazi ideology, and a lifelong of coddling, and you spell a recipe for disaster for any balanced, yet perhaps desperate individual who wants a relationship or even just to get laid.
God, this guy loves his run-on sentences, doesn't he?
It's okay to have a period and start anew.
I think women lose a piece of themselves, a shudder of their soul or sanity with every failed relationship or dysfunctional sexual encounter.
But the experiences these days, and especially due to tech, can be addicting, addictive, and lead to pursuit of more and more Partners in a desperate attempt to find a good man.
I've been called a good man, finally, by enough of them to consider it true.
However, young women I meet and talk to truly have little to offer these days.
They show up with a laundry list of qualifications, requirements, expectations that are anything but traditional, and all they have to offer is a history of toxic relationships, baggage, personality disorders, daddy issues, sexual trauma, and out-of-wedlock children.
Dude, try an Oxford comma, please, at some point in your life.
You'd think, by the way they talk, that they'd be tens, but they're usually average and have a lot of city miles on them.
Feminism has truly destroyed what it means to be feminism.
To be feminine, sorry.
They are free to do as they please.
They act like shitty men, and they're miserable as spoiled children.
They seem less interested in finding a person to love and grow with than to find an object that can make them feel good about themselves.
What are you saying?
I didn't say anything.
Oh.
I recently ended a relationship with a woman who I intended on marrying.
I held off because something didn't feel right.
And around a year into it, the mask finally slipped and showed how she was really just a covert narcissist and would have made my life a living hell.
We need evidence here.
This guy's annoying me.
Sounds like an annoying nerd.
He's a little bit on the spectrum, too.
I kicked her out and she was back on social media where there was no evidence of the relationship ever happening, duping any future suitors.
What should she say?
Hi.
I just got dumped by this guy because he says I'm a greedy bitch.
Anyway, anyone around?
This one really shook me.
Yeah, that's evident in your letter because I always consider myself experienced enough not to let someone toxic or dangerous into my life.
Thank God I didn't follow your suggestion to propose after nine months.
How did you not notice something was up in nine months, dude?
Are you on the spectrum?
You're a straight-up idiot.
Do not have your listeners think that they do not fulfill the biological imperative.
They're somehow losers or failing at life.
Do not have your listeners.
Who is this guy?
If you do not fulfill the biological imperative, you are a loser.
You have failed at life.
I don't care if Sean tells me I'm not allowed to do that.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
This goes on and on and on.
Experts.
Giving her kisses and making her happy.
Here's someone saying, go braves, mocking me for my losses earlier in the week.
All right, this guy claims he has some top-shelf would you rathers.
I'm a little doobs.
Would you rather permanently lose your sense of taste?
Okay, so that sucks.
Now eating is boring.
Or all sensation in your dick.
Now my marriage is over.
My wife and I don't get along.
We don't have a sexual rapport.
So that's obviously the sense of taste.
Food can suck it.
So my wife still can.
Would you rather have Ryan's hair at its gayest or his brain at its dumbest?
Obviously, I need him for the show.
So when he's dumb, everything suffers.
He forgets to record all kinds of major problems.
His hair is so annoying, it's actually maybe good for the show because it makes me mad and makes other people mad and it becomes content.
That was a great example, Ryan, because you were too stupid to realize that your deep fake face is going to fuck up your bangs.
So you were both dumb and had annoying hair at the same time.
Would you rather fuck a six that's a freaking bet or a 10 that's only vanilla?
Obviously, fuck a six.
Boy, these are real tough.
Would you rather end up in a nursing home, forgot a word there, end up in a nursing home with a roommate who tells stories from a war vet or a red-pilled ex-leftist?
This one's pretty mild, isn't it?
I mean, they're both fine.
I guess I'll go with the red-pilled ex-leftist because he probably has a lot of more modern stories.
Might get bored of the war stuff after a while.
If you could relive a day from your past, would you rather relive your best day to enjoy it or relive your worst day to try to change it?
Hmm.
I would relive some major bad day, but then you're scared that you come back and you don't have kids and you didn't ever meet your wife.
I'm just going to relive my best day because the odds of that affecting future days are pretty low.
Whereas reliving your worst day and you're fixing it, you could come back and like you're Chinese.
You live in China.
Would you sooner go back to Blaze or Rebel?
Probably Blaze just because I think they have more money.
And not that I'm hungry for money, but that would mean like a nicer studio and stuff like that.
But I love both those places.
I don't know.
It sounds similar.
Ezra Levant's a great guy.
Although Rebel didn't fire me, Blaze did.
So I could just get fired again.
I don't know.
That's a tough one.
If it was the same amount of money.
Would you rather find out your best friend tried to kill you or tried to sleep with your wife?
Well, I've had guys try to hit on my wife, and I tried to kill them.
Would you rather live in your dream location and work a job you dislike or have your dream job but live somewhere you hate?
These are getting gay, aren't they?
Can you handle one of these, Ryan?
I'm a big man.
All right.
Would you rather have the best night's sleep of your life, the best shit of your life?
Yeah, yeah.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Boring.
I think I sent way too many of those.
Let's just for fun end it with one we haven't read before.
Is that a fun idea?
That sounds fun.
What's happening, fagels?
That Putin speech went way past you.
Don't worry, stay proud and don't change.
Here is a cool song I just heard today.
The two words in the chorus that are repeated all over, Yadirna Vajna, mean atomic war.
The rest is kind of complicated, so don't worry about it.
Love your show.
But keep up the hard work.
Sirjay.
What's that one called?
It's called The Speech.
The speech.
And he's got a song about nuclear war.
He doesn't tell us what went past us.
Put on the CC so we can see the translation.
Good quality.
Good quality.
But we will not end up in trouble.
And the firebird will go into the bunker.
The light will dim for a year.
Nuclear war.
Oh, this is from some movie.
Who will tell me if she is coming soon?
This is scary.
When all people in the world are dead.
I only dream of this war.
Dark moment will come.
And on a winged chariot, a bomb will come to me.
And a terrible hour will suddenly come.
The world will turn to war.
Survive here only mutants and a small number of them.
Nuclear war.
Nuclear war.
Who will tell?
Who will tell me if she's coming soon?
Nuclear war.
Nuclear war.
When all people in the world dies die and darkness reigns.
Falls from the sky explosion.
Okay, we get the idea.
Putin's going to kill us all.
Well, that's all the more reason to have fun this weekend.
So let's do it.
Let's enjoy ourselves.
Try to get off our phones.
Try to meet people.
Talk to people.
If you're single, talk to chicks.
If you're a single lady, let your hair down and wear some heels.
Because I want to fuck you with them on.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
and never stop fighting.
Wait, stop, stop, stop.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot the final video.
I forgot the final video.
I'm actually glad I forgot the final video because we had some heavy shit today.
We had America's least favorite subject, racism, black killing or white guilt.
And of course we had predators preying on our children, which is an even worse subject.
So let's cleanse the palate this Friday night with a dog riding a skateboard.
Not a remote-controlled skateboard.
He skates better than you.
That's a normal skateboard that he has.
He's getting some good speed, too.
Oh, you're slowing down.
Look.
He's got some good velocity there.
Doesn't he?
Oh, a little 360 on the board.
Look at that.
Get that leg going.
He's got some good speed.
How do you figure this out?
How do you train a dog to do that?
Whoa, watch out.
Watch yourself, lady.
Is that in New York?
A lot of black people for Japan.
I just assumed it was Japan at first.
That dog seems so superior to us.
There we go.
That's a happy thought.
Once again, get fired, get in trouble, be brave.
I'm going to try to do the best paper spread I've ever done.
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