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Oct. 3, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #167 - RAPE FROM 1 - 10 (Part 1)

Typos aside, Matty and the boys look at pictures of pretty girls and RATE them. Then, it's a lot of military callers complaining about the woke destruction of their world.

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	I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish!
	Live from New York it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish!
	I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish! I wish!
	Can I get my notes?
	Oh shit.
	I wish Australia had expected.
	Oh shit.
	We'll be right back.
	The Rabins.
	Hello folks, welcome back to Get Off My Lawn live.
	Every Thursday night we do it live.
	Fuck it!
	We're doing it live!
	And we've got Syl, Sylvia, over there on the couch.
	How are you doing, Syl?
	Good, good.
	What was that, Matty?
	In a black case?
	Matty O'Dell, of course, co-host of the show, here every Thursday.
	This is one of two shows he does.
	He also does Matty's shitty little kitchen.
	Where in last episode we had some eggplants.
	I don't mean African Americans. - Rolling teeny.
	It was awesome. - As you know, this show is free to the public, which is strange, 'cause you'd think you'd make a free show like every other show so people could see what the shows are like, But this show is nothing like any other show during the week.
	It is a unique show.
	Sylvia is never here.
	Maddie's never here.
	We don't have the super chat that we do where we raise money for the two proud boys, Max and John, who beat up Antifa for 17 seconds.
	And we don't take calls on other shows.
	So you're actually not hearing a very typical show.
	But that was Private Function.
	It's the name of the band.
	The song was I Wish Australia Had Its Guns Again.
	I've got a good friend on the West Coast who said it would mean a lot to me if you would play MC Hammer's Pray as the intro to the show.
	We've been friends for a long time.
	I'm not asking for much.
	I'm going through some stuff in my life right now and praying has helped me.
	And I know it's a corny song, whatever, but I think it would be cool if you would come out to that song.
	Yes.
	And then he, I said, uh-huh.
	And then he goes, I don't want to push it, but if you had MC Hammer pants, I think that would be funny.
	You do a funny dance and then you do the song Pray by MC Hammer.
	And I said, uh, no.
	Hurtful.
	No, I'm not doing that.
	You gotta put boundaries around yourself.
	Like today at the bar, my buddy James was making a joke about my wife hitting on him.
	And I ruined the mood by going, I don't like those jokes.
	Kids, wife, no.
	He said, I didn't say anything about your kids.
	I go, I know, I'm just telling you those are the four people that can't be in your jokes.
	Otherwise, go bananas.
	Parameters, folks.
	And isn't Pray a shitty song anyway?
	Doesn't MC Hammer suck balls?
	This is a really peak garbage time for American music.
	I blame cocaine.
	We were so high on coke that everything was awesome.
	Imagine liking that, son.
	Is that why you wore those pants?
	I was hoping for an excuse.
	It's sort of like when you see someone look like a complete fag on the street and I catch myself mouthing the words, please be gay.
	Please be gay.
	Not because I want to fuck him, but because if he's gay, then I can write him off as a homosexual and it's not part of our world.
	But if it's a straight guy dressed like that, that hurts me.
	Nazi fags!
	That dance is way harder than I thought it would be.
	Yeah, well you're not on cocaine.
	That's true, but I mean like... How much would you bet that MC Hammer was on cocaine during that time?
	Probably a lot.
	He did come from the streets of Oakland.
	Don't tell me on figure, because it's dependent on how much you have, right?
	Elon Musk could bet 10 million, doesn't mean anything.
	Percentage of your savings.
	I would bet...
	I would bet like 1% of my savings, maybe?
	Well, 1% of zero is zero.
	I don't have any savings.
	How are you doing over there, Sylvia?
	Good, good.
	Would you like any cocaine?
	Well, you gotta be in the mood.
	You're not in a cocaine mood?
	I'm in an alcohol mood.
	Do you want a beer?
	We have beer.
	No, no.
	Do you want to do heroin?
	No.
	Heroin puts you to sleep.
	It's more of an afternoon kind of deal.
	Yeah, I like doing heroin at breakfast with my eggs.
	Have you ever done cocaine?
	Yeah, twice.
	What was the climate?
	Like I said, the first time I snorted it, it sends you way up to heaven and then it sends you way down to the pits of hell.
	So, to go from feeling wonderful to feeling like a lowlife, to feel like shit, is not my cup of tea.
	And the second time I did it, He put it on his genital and I put it on my private area.
	She said this last week.
	Hopefully that we could have sex for one or two hours non-stop without stopping.
	But all it did was numb our private parts.
	It did nothing like the book with Harold Robbins, The Carpetbaggers.
	So that was a waste of good cocaine.
	And what year was that?
	Oh my God.
	Maybe 30 years ago?
	Okay.
	90s.
	Late 80s.
	90s coke genitalia.
	I was probably doing the same thing at the same time in the same area.
	I was 79.
	So big in my 40s.
	And where were you snorting it?
	When was that?
	In the motel room.
	You say that like I'm dumb for not knowing.
	What motel room?
	Where was it?
	Where and when?
	Uh, I think it was the Bronx, I think.
	Okay.
	I can't remember.
	Ryan, I'm getting crazy skips with her.
	Is that just my monitor?
	Yeah, I'm noticing that.
	Let me, uh, I'll unplug her, that device and plug it back in.
	Her camera?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	While you do that, well actually, no, wait until we do this first read.
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	Wait a minute, Lobo Sound?
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	Sylvia, you don't want to smoke marijuana because of your lung problems and your smoking problems, right?
	Right.
	But why don't you take a Shell Shock CBD and get some of that THC.
	It'll help you relax.
	Maybe.
	Okay, so we'll leave you some when I drop you off tonight.
	Alright.
	There we go.
	How are you doing over there, Matty?
	I'm alright.
	I quit.
	Relaxed.
	Feeling good?
	Getting ready for the surgery next Thursday.
	Now, uh, can Ryan look this up?
	I bet there's a 3D CGI of what they're doing.
	They're sticking a rod.
	Every time you tell me these operations, my mind is blown.
	They stick like a fucking guitar amp cord up your crotch.
	Yeah, like a catheter.
	So does it go, it goes next to your balls?
	Yeah.
	Okay, that's weird.
	Last time, last year, I went through both thighs and my jugular vein.
	So I went in three places.
	But this one, I believe, is only one.
	So it'll go in through my femoral vein and up into the right side of my heart.
	Does it go up your femoral?
	Inside your femoral?
	Inside the vein, yeah.
	It goes inside the vein?
	Yeah.
	Call me old-fashioned, but if you penetrate a femoral artery, does it not bleed everywhere?
	I've had it where they've gone in through the arteries before, but this one they're going through the vein, which isn't like arterial blood.
	It doesn't squirt out.
	It's returning blood.
	But what happens is that you have to go into the right side of the heart and then punch a hole from the right to the left with a big needle.
	That's all in this one tube.
	Yeah.
	And I assume there's a camera in the tube too.
	Well, they have to like shave my whole back and legs cause they put like these Like silver stickers I guess because they do like fluoroscopy and like active x-rays and they do it live and they watch it on a screen.
	But that's got to be a camera with the tube not just the silver things.
	No, they do like, it's like live x-ray.
	I think it's called fluoroscopy.
	So there isn't a camera on the tube?
	No.
	Maddy, why is it I've never seen you look so good?
	Your eyes were gleaming with happiness.
	Tonight, I've never seen you look so good.
	Thank you.
	No, she's singing a song from the 20s.
	Is it because of Operation you find exciting, thrilling, and a new journey through your veins?
	It's better than coke, huh?
	Whoa!
	Hey now!
	There we go.
	But yeah, it's... Was Ryan showing the right video?
	That was the umbrella thing.
	Yeah, this is the left atrial.
	That's called the left atrial appendage.
	That little thing that goes down like a cone.
	See, what it is is...
	Is that what you're having done, or you already had one of those?
	No, no, this is going inside to block off that atrial appendage.
	Oh my god.
	And then skin grows over it.
	So who invented that?
	Was it invented in Africa, this technology?
	Mugabe.
	Mugabe.
	Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe invented it.
	You just like it because a woman nurse is massaging your balls.
	Tell it like it is.
	Is a female nurse going to shave your balls?
	Oh, yeah.
	That's how I met my mother.
	Whoops.
	Yeah, that's uh, they shaved me front back and the whole genital area.
	I've been fanatically checking the World Wide Web to see evidence of this Hurricane Ian because I didn't think it was real.
	I thought it was a false flag.
	And Alex Jones backed me on that.
	A lot of the times they use movie sets to make a hurricane look worse.
	They'll speed up the photography of normal wind and make it look like crazy wind.
	But I got to say, doing my research, I think this hurricane may actually have been real.
	Yes.
	Beloved Fort Myers Pier vanishes after Hurricane Ian tsunami surge swept through the city along with hundreds.
	They say hundreds are dead.
	Whoa.
	And I put together, I don't know, I kind of like the porn of this kind of shit.
	I couldn't figure out why God did this.
	We know why he did monkey pox and AIDS, but we couldn't figure out why he did Florida, and then we realized, oh, because of Disney.
	He blew up Florida because of Disney.
	So I think a class action suit is in order.
	You made God mad with your faggotry.
	By the way, Ryan.
	Yes.
	What are you going to do as your baby gets older and wants to do Disney?
	You know Disney's done, right?
	You can't be a good dad and feed them that shit.
	Well, yeah, it's a tough decision, I suppose.
	I mean, but what isn't dominated by like the satanic?
	It's pretty much everything.
	Feed your daughter Satan.
	I bet Nathan Fielder with his great show, he's probably Antifa secretly or something.
	Okay, so Nathan Fielder's off as far as giving your baby entertainment.
	How about Crash's music?
	Wait, we're talking about, like, when she's two.
	Dora the Explorer type of age.
	Yeah, it's, um, well, all that stuff.
	I mean, Steven Universe and, um, Dora the Explorer.
	Oh, Cartoon Network is out.
	Literally all the cartoons.
	Dora's not bad.
	Dora's not that bad.
	I'm sure they've done some LGBT something.
	No, I used to watch that with my daughter.
	It's, well, it was cool a long time ago.
	I think you've got to abandon Disney ship soon.
	Luckily you brought her there where she will have zero recollection of the entire trip and it was a complete waste of time.
	Thank God.
	That's true.
	So let's just, I mean over the course of the show, let's just sort of breeze through these.
	I've compiled quite a few.
	Is that the first one I gave you?
	Yeah.
	That appears gone.
	You know what I was thinking too, looking at this stuff.
	Anyone who knows anything about construction knows when you have a flooded house that's like second floor or even the entire first floor, what is there a value?
	There's the studs in the roof.
	Electrical's gone.
	Plumbing, I guess, might be okay.
	The drywall's toast.
	And a roof is like, what, 30 grand?
	I mean, you just might as well bulldoze the entire area.
	Like, none of that is salvageable.
	No.
	Those boats are all toast.
	Everything you're looking at is irredeemably toastified.
	Yeah.
	Billions of insurance money.
	Bye bye.
	That one doesn't even have his roof.
	Home to mommy.
	Those are all garbage.
	Like, bulldoze them.
	Rebuild that entire area from scratch.
	Oh my god.
	Look at those cars dude.
	What why were those cars there?
	This is what I keep thinking, but I understand why those homes were there But the boats as Maddie pointed out earlier that might must be some Jewish lightning where you thought I'm sick of this boat I'm gonna leave it here and get the insurance.
	Oh, yeah, because you could have got up to fucking Mobile, Alabama Tallahassee you could have gone north you could have put it on a tractor and got the fuck out of Dodge and I'm sorry to blame the victims, but what are you doing there?
	I had a big fight with my wife during Katrina because I said, get the fuck, I have no sympathy for them.
	Why are they there?
	She goes, some of them can't afford to get out.
	I go, they can't afford a bus ticket?
	She goes, no, not even that.
	And I go, okay, walk.
	Walk all day.
	There's a guy with his boat trying to outrun the storm.
	How long can the average person walk in one hour?
	Four miles an hour.
	Right.
	Four miles an hour, right?
	You walk for eight hours.
	You just walked 32 miles.
	We're good.
	You're not near Katrina anymore.
	You're not near Ian anymore.
	It's true.
	My uncle Ian has had a lot of failed marriages, so a lot of women have learned not to be near Ian.
	The whole concept that it's the result of climate yawn, which is what we are calling climate change starting today, is preposterous.
	This is a one in a 500 year storm.
	Look at this cool graphic from the Weather Channel.
	These guys are not wasting our money, however they get our money, our ad money.
	Get out of there, dude!
	He's really short compared to that fire hydrant.
	Get out of there, dude.
	Knock you off your feet.
	It can definitely stall cars out.
	He's really short compared to that fire hydrant.
	Why are you so tiny?
	Yeah, it's going like barely to his belly button.
	Feet, it could definitely stall cars out and even carry cars away and certainly flood many of the lower levels of structures.
	But we know Florence is also going to bring water rises well above that, perhaps up to six feet.
	Now, six feet of water.
	I like the music too.
	That carries large objects in it, like cars, for example, that can act like battering rams and enhance the damage that would otherwise be.
	And also we know that can flood the lower levels of many structures.
	Weatherman, where are you?
	Piranhas!
	with it likely storm surge well above that perhaps 9 10 feet maybe weatherman where are you piranhas cover up one-story buildings and structures leaving them underwater and certainly pose a risk to many there are very few places that are safe when the water rises this high so please follow the advice Moses the weatherman can hold that all back isn't that good
	So apparently, we were learning today that when you're in these floods and you're in that water, you die because of all the debris.
	It's a meat grinder.
	The broken 2x4s and nails and everything.
	That's what's... You can survive water.
	It's called a water slide.
	That's fine.
	It's all the junk that's cutting you and jabbing you and pulling you under.
	Stuff you get stuck on.
	And the sharks.
	The shark.
	That's in my notes.
	I lived in Florida in the 60s before there was a big deal about climate change.
	So one night I was working in the hotel.
	It was in the summer anyway.
	The next, it was Hurricane Cleo.
	The next day I walked with my fiancé to the beach in Miami Beach around 23rd and Collins And to show you, and that wasn't even a super bad hurricane, the palm tree uprooted and was laying on the sand in the beach, okay?
	Just to show you the power of wind.
	The power of wind.
	And that was like Hurricane Two in force, okay?
	That wasn't even a bad hurricane.
	Was it all Hispanics back then in the 60s like it is today?
	Uh, no, not in Miami Beach.
	No, there weren't.
	And before I left, I lived in Miami Beach eight years.
	They put in the hotels one black man as a maintenance and one black female as a maid.
	That was it.
	The good old days.
	And then if you worked at Miami Beach, didn't matter who the hell you were, what kind of job, you needed a police card.
	And they called us northerners from New York.
	They called us snowbirds.
	That's still going strong.
	Look at these actually scary winds.
	One, two.
	What are they, 500 miles an hour or some shit?
	Yeah.
	I think a four was a hundred and fifty miles sustained.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	See, sometimes it's bullshit what they have these reporters do, and they have to ham it up.
	But this one's real.
	I mean, you get hit with a tree, it's real.
	Oh, Brian, I got to send you this.
	What's up?
	Don Lamond has been subjected to this bullshit.
	Like when you see a reporter doing shit like that, you go, all right, you just started.
	People, uh, you gotta pay your dues, right?
	And I appreciate that.
	But, if Don Lamon is doing it, the guy who used to have his own show, they're clearly trying to, I think they're trying to, like, bully him out.
	Make him quit so he can't sue for racism.
	Well when you see a cop who's who's been in the force for 15 years Or even five and he's doing traffic you go.
	Oh you fucked up, but you're being punished You pissed on someone's shoes.
	Yeah.
	Don Lamond pissed on someone's shoes.
	And he's there in these storms reporting.
	And you could just like he's been eviscerated twice in the past week.
	He said to that woman, the royal family should pay reparations.
	And she said, yes, they should pay it to the British merchants that tried to stop the slave trade.
	And then he also got eaten alive again.
	Oh, yeah.
	When they said he said to some weatherman, this is climate yawn.
	Right.
	And the guy goes, no.
	No, no, no.
	This has been around forever.
	Don't try to make this about climate change.
	On Don's show!
	So he was humiliated.
	And then look where he is today, folks.
	That's Lemon.
	Don Lamond has been relegated to waiters and hurricanes.
	No more desk job for you, Donny.
	You gotta fucking get deep into the flood and talk to people about how horrible it is there.
	He has an intern's job.
	They didn't even put his name on the screen.
	Yeah!
	Just a guy.
	And I bet he's digging his heels in.
	He's like, I'll fucking eat shit on air.
	I'm not leaving.
	This is Sharia.
	He's doing Sharia.
	That reminds me, by the way, of seeing him.
	Remember Anderson Cooper?
	Where we made, this is 1-6, we made fun of him.
	I forget this particular tragedy.
	Actually, go to the Washington Blade, 1-7.
	So he's in, he's shooting there, his team is up on a hill and he's down lower.
	So he chooses to be in a ditch to film, right?
	Now Anderson Cooper debunks this myth.
	The only way it could be debunked is if it was photoshopped.
	It's not photoshopped.
	So Anderson, there's nothing to debunk.
	We know that there was different levels of the flood and you chose to be in the very worst one when you could have been up there.
	And his defense, by the way, is, the reason I'm not higher up is that was a road and I didn't want to get in the way of the rescue people.
	Well, your camera crew's in the way.
	So Donald Trump Jr.
	goes, it's a shame that CNN's ratings are down 4.1 percent.
	What's worse is there's a simple solution that they refuse to accept.
	Stop lying.
	And so Anderson Cooper loses his shit.
	Now I'd like to take a quick aside to describe what I remember.
	I've been in this game a long time.
	I remember Anderson Cooper coming up.
	I remember he came out of nowhere and all of a sudden he was going to some war-torn country in Africa.
	And I think it was on a very early iteration of Jimmy Kimmel.
	I forget the talk show he was on.
	And he's in this van surrounded by bodyguards.
	these military dudes.
	And they drive, maybe it was Mogadishu or something, they drive around, dangerous area, he looks out, he gets out, he gets back in, they drive him back to the airport.
	It was crystal clear that Gloria Vanderbilt, Anderson Cooper's aristocratic mom, bought him a trip to a dangerous area to give him credibility to start his career.
	And then she bought him, I assume, some spot at CNN, etc.
	For a long time, I don't think this is true anymore, but his Wikipedia said he made his career by bringing a Sony Handycam to the Bosnian War?
	What?
	And filming it, and then selling the footage to Channel 4.
	Now, Channel 4 is BBC 4, basically.
	A well-established news station who had people in Bosnia, they were not taking random Hi8 tapes off of American Sony handicams and treating it like war footage.
	That was just a lie.
	So he's very defensive when people call him a fraud because he is a complete fraud.
	He's a rich little gay boy whose mommy saw her first son jump off a balcony because he's so spoiled.
	And she doesn't want it to happen the next time so she bought him a career in journalism and now he's a well-respected man on the street.
	So here's him reacting to that 2018 controversy where he was seen as a cheater cheater pumpkin eater.
	By the way, look how long this is.
	It's 10 minutes debunking the meme and crying about it.
	I rarely respond to online conspiracy theorists.
	Even this part that he rarely responds is like two minutes.
	And also some random dude on Twitter said, he's probably on his knees, he's got experience with that.
	This is a dude with like 32 followers who made a gay joke at him.
	And he keeps coming back to, I wasn't on my knees.
	Dude, stop reading the comments.
	Yeah.
	- Get into a mutually beneficial beef that'll boost their ratings.
	I try not to argue with other TV anchors and I usually let conspiracy theorists go unanswered. - But! - For years, Alex Jones claimed that I didn't go to Sandy Hook after-- - Why am I head scrubbed?
	It's bothering me.
	This must have taken all day.
	Skip ahead.
	It goes on and on.
	My career.
	Here's the picture.
	This bus had taken all day.
	And you skip ahead.
	It goes on and on.
	My career.
	Here's the picture.
	They were taken out in boats.
	I point out that there was a road right next to us.
	Which I described.
	Because I admitted that there was shallower ground.
	Higher ground.
	Yeah, that's not what we're talking about, dude.
	We're talking about the fact that you stood in a ditch for your segment.
	What's crazy is like in a 10-minute video, you'd be like, what's the part where he says the main thing where he's down lower and the guy's on the ground?
	I didn't need to admit he was wrong or one of the president's former advisors or frankly anyone-- - It's crazy as in a 10 minute video, you'd be like, what's the part where he says the main thing where he's down lower and the guy's on the ground. - Yeah, it's a 15 second thing to debunk.
	Every time I drop the needle he's saying the thing.
	Yeah.
	So he just keeps saying it over and over again.
	Yeah.
	Anderson, the problem we had with you, this is what four years ago now, was that you chose to stand in the deepest part around and your crew chose not to.
	That's dishonest.
	The end.
	Keeping them honest is the name of this segment, ironically.
	Oh, yeah.
	So go zoom out here.
	Are you on the Blade article?
	Because Donnie Jr., which that's an insult, by the way, from Anderson Cooper.
	He calls him Donnie Jr.
	If you're going to spend 10 minutes crying about a meme, you may want to make sure you're actually right.
	Good article, as it shows exactly what CN does daily to sell false truth.
	And that's Daily Wire, of course.
	I never said it was from Florence, and the knees thing is bullshit.
	You had an illusion created.
	Anyway, speaking of illusions, they're still doing this.
	Go to 1-4.
	I'm not saying it wasn't a big, it wasn't a big hurricane, but it's funny how CNN has to sort of...
	They're like black actors.
	They're black-ting here.
	What's with that... I hate those helmets, don't you?
	Those little fat, cool bicycle helmets with the thing on it.
	He looks like that dude... Who's the alien from the Flintstones?
	Uh, Kazoo.
	Kazoo, he looks like Kazoo.
	Look, people are just going to their car.
	I left my cigarettes in here, fuck.
	Where are they now?
	Newport?
	No, these aren't Newports.
	Where's my Newports?
	And then there's another one here, 1-5.
	The guy's battling the winds as people stroll by.
	Also looking for cigarettes.
	That's what we should do.
	We should send aid down there.
	It should just be cigarettes.
	Proud Boys are heading down there, by the way.
	Media will avoid that.
	Look at him.
	He can barely stand.
	And they're just cruising.
	They're just strolling in the background.
	Wondering if they should pick up that pylon thingamajiggy.
	Should we pick up this barrier?
	It'll probably just blow over again.
	Yeah, forget it.
	Brace yourself, buddy.
	That's crazy.
	It was.
	No one's denying that it was a doozy.
	Look at 1-3 with the roaring waters.
	Hello, I am roaring waters.
	Oh, Maggie Longclaws is pregnant.
	Oh, it is fucking nuts.
	That's intense, dude.
	Yeah.
	This is going to be a Hiroshima, Nagasaki thing where you just got to start from scratch.
	Yeah, really, though.
	Imagine you just moved from New York down here to escape all the bullshit clown world and all your shit washes away.
	There was a tornado in 1987 in New Rochelle, okay?
	I remember it was about 12-1 in the morning.
	I was watching TV and all of a sudden The iced tea glass, the ashtray, whatever else was on the coffee table in the living room went sliding off, okay?
	And the living room, everything shook.
	It was like one to three minutes.
	It was scary as hell.
	So it was an earthquake?
	No, it was a tornado.
	It was not an earthquake.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay.
	But the Floridians, unlike the CNN anchors, were still partying through it all.
	Look at this absolute lunatic kite surfing.
	Having a gay old time.
	Dude, how scary does that look?
	Look how high you got lifted.
	You better hope you're coming down.
	In the water.
	In the water, yeah.
	Oh good, I came down.
	Or they had this dude wakeboarding just through his neighborhood, passing sharks.
	Florida man, Florida man, Florida man.
	We should get Greg Opie Hughes to narrate this.
	Florida man, Florida man.
	Oh, he's behind the truck.
	Yeah.
	Got a good little velocity there.
	Give me a glance.
	Give me a last minute glance.
	There we go.
	Fun.
	And then just dudes swimming.
	Can you imagine the currents?
	Yeah, well, look at the current here.
	You have the current and you have the waves crashing in.
	Three people there?
	Yeah.
	Holy shit.
	Hey, you guys want to go swimming?
	That's got to be... Dude, you're going to get smashed into those pillars.
	What is wrong with people?
	Look at that.
	Dude, are you OK?
	Wait a minute.
	Yeah, look, he's getting smashed into the pillars.
	Get out of there.
	Yeah, that's not smart.
	I mean maybe if you had a helmet on and football pads, maybe we could talk.
	Get out of there boys.
	Where are the other two guys?
	And then of course there's this dude just partying.
	You can tell the difference too between the Floridians and the tourists.
	Oh, that's a whiskey.
	Woo!
	But it's kind of hot, too.
	Woo!
	Ha ha!
	I hate it.
	And then here's a local Floridian reporter.
	2-4.
	This is how you report on it if you're actually from there.
	Turn it up.
	Pardon me?
	I'm sorry?
	I gotta watch out for like little rocks too, whipping through the air, hitting you like bullets. - We're up to storm stairs!
	What am I waiting for?
	Hey, he tricked us with that wait for it.
	I wonder what he's filming.
	Probably a GoPro, right, Ryan?
	Sounds a little GoPro-ish.
	I think GoPro's on a little different.
	Major, I want air hurricane.
	You sound like a rock.
	Look at the Sandhill cranes trying to hold it together.
	I have thousands of these.
	I thought that was a football team.
	Ladies and gentlemen, the Sand Hill Cranes coming in 5-0 this season.
	They're doing really good out there.
	Look at these boats moving through the water.
	Let's power through these.
	People are getting bored. - I got an idea.
	Let's do the next read.
	Oh my stars.
	Come on, you didn't get rid of those boats on purpose.
	You were just trying to turf those things.
	And how about the people still there filming this?
	Yeah, that's not smart.
	Look at the water taking over a house.
	Oh, yeah, this is nice.
	Your house is done. - Yes.
	You might be able to sell some of the copper?
	Somebody said... I posted this and somebody said, why did they stay?
	And I responded with this meme.
	Oh, the Titanic?
	Do you really want to leave your... I don't know.
	Look at this dude swimming in his house.
	Swimming then.
	Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
	Fuck.
	Oh my god.
	Oh my god.
	Maybe there's a market for like that lamp and stuff.
	If you're willing to fix it.
	Look at the velocity.
	Look at this picnic table vanish.
	2-9.
	Powering through them.
	We have to show this.
	Boom.
	Look at the velocity here on this one.
	3-0.
	Keep rocking.
	We're rocking it.
	I spent a lot of time on this.
	If you get hit with something like that, you're fucking done.
	You're toast.
	Okay, so that's only 150 miles an hour?
	It looks so much more.
	I guess I don't know winds.
	Who knows what the gusts are up to, but that's a stain, 150 miles an hour.
	Here's some homes underwater.
	3-1.
	This one is really popular.
	You've seen this one a million times.
	Here's some more homes underwater.
	3-2.
	Did you show that?
	3-2 yet?
	It's 3-2.
	Oh, okay.
	Same thing.
	Now, here's one of the few times I've seen a piece of a house rip off.
	This one's not available.
	Instagram?
	It's not available?
	No.
	Oh, well, it's a it's like a awning on the back of a house that's still, you know, steel and wood and aluminum and insulation and stuff.
	It's not just a paper, I mean, a cloth awning.
	It's a big thing with posts.
	It gets ripped right the fuck off.
	Here's some fallen power lines blowing up.
	I'm gonna be in that water.
	I saw a fallen power line by my old house once and you couldn't even look at it.
	It was, you'd need welder's goggles.
	Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It was white.
	Yeah.
	I've seen that too.
	It's really stunning to see something that bright in reality.
	What are you, from outer space?
	In reality.
	You Johnny Depp playing an alien?
	It's really hard to see stuff like that in reality.
	Especially... Yeah, there's no hope there, man.
	Did you not guess that was gonna go down?
	Are these you pulling up your own, Ryan?
	Yeah, well this one loads... I'm just gonna go back and forth to that in between.
	Okay.
	Got a lot of tabs.
	Clear these out.
	Your car is garbage.
	Total.
	Here's... go to 3-5... 3-6, I mean.
	These planes.
	Couldn't you have got the... I mean, call me naive, but we couldn't have got these planes out of here?
	What's a fucking plane worth?
	That's got to be 50 to $100 million each, right?
	Yeah, they're, they're commercial airliners.
	Yeah, they're built.
	It's not you hear about a rich guy has $100 million plane, but that's not meant to handle, you know, thousands of people a day.
	So why couldn't those have got out of there?
	Well, we had to fly people to Florida.
	Yeah, I understand to a certain at a certain time and then sorry, no more flights.
	I got to get these planes to Tallahassee.
	Fly them out.
	Fly them the fuck out!
	Save yourself... I don't know, that looked like 12 planes?
	Save yourself a cool bill?
	A cool billion?
	Unless it's the same as the boat situation.
	Planes are a little old and long in the tooth!
	I mean, that makes a lot more logical sense than anything else.
	That's the old fleet.
	Planes with ashtray holders.
	That one's boring.
	And here's the shark on the highway you showed.
	By the way, Cuba got toasted too.
	OK, two last things.
	I don't care about Cuba.
	Fuck you.
	You're never going to fix that.
	That's actually Cuba before the hurricane.
	And then just these two, 18 and 19 are cool pictures of clouds I wanted to show.
	show. 18, 19. Oh, wow.
	What a trip, huh?
	Look at the way the light, look at what the light, what happens to the light on the beach too.
	Like it becomes black and white.
	The world becomes an old silent film with that lighting.
	And look at that.
	What are those called?
	Rain bands?
	You know shit's about to go down when you see those.
	This is one that I didn't see on the list here.
	Yeah, this tornado footage.
	You see this?
	People were just saying that guy will do anything to get away from his wife.
	She's like, come back inside!
	Wait, this is before.
	I saw this before the storm.
	Oh, really?
	Is this fake news here?
	Yeah, I saw that a while ago.
	If that tornado is about to rip apart everything in its path, I've seen this.
	That's what most tornadoes do, to be fair.
	But yes, that is what it does.
	It goes blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, I saw this on Wednesday.
	Really?
	Wow.
	Wow, man.
	That's crazy, man.
	Wait, yesterday was Wednesday.
	I saw it on Tuesday, I think.
	Look at the power on that, man.
	That's nuts.
	Jamie, look that up.
	And also, like, how heavy this fucking debris is.
	You could just hear it go... ...into the water.
	So yeah, you could get hit with a bunch of shit out there.
	I'm actually praying that this takes me away.
	I will.
	Wow.
	So that's... Yeah, that's gotta be Ian, but I think that was the very beginning or something?
	What's the date on that?
	Look, the power line's getting zapped.
	Usually it says where it's from.
	That might be re-upload.
	Well, click on the comments on that.
	We've got some local sleuths to tell us what's going on there.
	This is from Irma.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Gotcha.
	Nailed it, Gav.
	This is one of the good things about being addicted to my phone.
	I'm familiar with everything on the entire internet.
	My fellow Americans.
	If you have an IRA, 401k, or savings account, things are getting scary out there.
	The Biden administration has already printed more money in the past two years than the previous 100 years combined.
	Ryan, please pull up GavinLikesGold.com.
	GavinLovesGold.com.
	Oh, he fucked it up again.
	Maybe both work now.
	Well, try Gavin Likes.
	Looking it up.
	What an absolute imbecile.
	Oh, it does work.
	Okay, they got both.
	Oh wait, no, it looks like somebody bought this to make a meme.
	I think it's funny enough to show.
	Picture of you short?
	All right, that's not great for business.
	Very bad.
	The National Jet just hit a record $30 trillion, and inflation is the highest we've seen since 1982.
	It's only a matter of time before the House of Cards comes crashing down.
	If you have retirement savings, your money could be at serious risk.
	Talk to my friends at Gold Co.
	to see how you can protect your retirement with gold and silver before it's too late.
	Now, no one is suggesting you put all of your money into gold and silver, but you'd be remiss not to at least hedge your bets and have some precious metals in your portfolio.
	Throw ten grand at it.
	I don't know.
	Throw five grand at it.
	Just have it there.
	You can always change your mind and cash out.
	Go to www.
	Gavinlovesgold.com and they'll give you up to $10,000 in free silver when you open an account.
	That's Gavinlovesgold.com.
	I love gold!
	Gold Co.
	And that's supposed to be a 60-second read, but you get the idea.
	That felt pretty 60-ish.
	email about what are these other things at the bottom there of course you guys can super chat anytime you like oh good so we're getting close to $18,000 so this is money we're gonna give Max and John when they get out you know what I was noticing today remember that dude John Sullivan yes he's got some name like Jameel Jaden X He dressed up in MAGA gear on January 6.
	He encouraged people to storm the building.
	He did not have a press pass.
	He was the guy who, next to Ashley Babbitt, said, go, go, go through there!
	Go, go!
	Encouraged her.
	She did jump through, got shot in the neck and died by another African-American gentleman.
	He's not charged for anything.
	And John Sullivan collected $90,000 from CNN, MSNBC, various news sources, for the footage he got.
	Now, Nick Ox, Was also there as a media dude, recording it.
	Murder the Media is the name of his media company.
	He's getting five years minimum.
	Joe Biggs was there.
	He did much less than John Sullivan.
	And Joe Biggs is looking at 22 years.
	I'm probably going to be testifying at his trial.
	Trying to defend him.
	Trying to explain to these people what Proud Boys are.
	They're not a domestic terrorist organization.
	Despite what some terrorist in Canada thinks.
	Some random Sikh lunatic.
	What's his name Jameel Singh or something?
	And I just I was amazed to see because I was going through all this shit finding those clips for you of the various catastrophes and there's Jaden X I Mentioned this on getter free as a bee Hanging out commenting on the weather Did you offer anybody a knife?
	Is that your phone?
	You got to turn it off when you're on television Jeez So anyway, we're living in an upside-down world where patriots are prosecuted for loving the country and the country itself.
	The government encourages domestic terror like kidnapping Governor Whitmer.
	They commit acts of eco-terrorism like blowing up the Nord Stream pipe.
	We'll talk about that tomorrow.
	I like to read these if they're over a certain value.
	For example, $50 definitely gets you a read.
	Hey Gav, had a blast meeting you.
	And Ant at Sullivan's, wait a minute, that's from last week, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's just these two I think that are new.
	Or these three.
	The Grayson one and up.
	What are your thoughts on the name Grayson for a boy?
	My fourth child is due in December.
	My wife's determined to name him this.
	I'm hesitant due to the obvious gay son.
	That's not that close to Grayson.
	Plus you don't say gray son.
	No.
	You say Grayson.
	Right.
	I'm okay with it.
	A little pretentious maybe.
	Stand up Nate.
	Can you please do some Doctor Now?
	Thank you.
	I don't know what that is.
	Oh, the guy who said... Oh, Doctor... Doctor... That's not his name.
	Doctor No.
	You sent me... Why are you lying to me?
	$25 and you want me to read?
	You are lying to me.
	He also has that sort of pedantic cadence where he's unhappy that he has to talk.
	So, we are going to go to the store on Friday.
	We're going to be talking to her.
	And if she's not losing the weight, then we're going to have a problem.
	Dude, don't talk to me if it's that much of a chore.
	I don't need to hear from you.
	Cool.
	Yo, I'm the guy who sent in this shit I don't care about riff.
	Thanks for using it.
	Thanks for calling.
	Also, the dude who said WKOK was influential and I sent it like a return.
	I'm sorry.
	OK, I forgive you.
	Forgiven.
	OK, so at this point, we're about to go behind the paywall, but we open up the phone lines.
	So the Super Chat's going and all the money go to Max Hare and John Kinsman, who fought Antifa for 17 seconds and are doing four years in prison.
	John has never seen his three-year-old ever!
	She was conceived during this bullshit.
	But, uh, yeah.
	During the trial, she was conceived.
	She was born when he was inside.
	He's never seen her.
	She knows him from the phone.
	She only knows her father.
	She's three years old.
	She only knows her father as a voice.
	Why?
	Because John Kinsman kicked an Antifa dude who picked a fight with him.
	And the FBI and the authorities say John's the worst of them.
	He's the one you gotta worry about.
	They also try to bribe him with McDonald's.
	I can't box anymore because I have fractured whatever bone.
	So I started jogging with weights.
	And the pain on your thighs the next days.
	Going up and down stairs is something else, boy.
	Even standing.
	I can't stand to stand.
	How long you been jogging?
	Once.
	Wednesday?
	It blows.
	So we could take calls whenever you want to turn your mic on?
	Oh, let me turn my mic on and play the thanks for calling thing and then show the background that shows the mail and all that stuff.
	You are on the air.
	I'm here to have a conversation.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It was great hearing from you.
	All right, next call.
	Ask Sylvia for old photos.
	Sylvia, do you have any pictures of you when you were young?
	No.
	Just a memory.
	You really shut that down.
	Okay.
	That's sad.
	Grandpa Gav, Pumpkin Riced Hot Gay, and Matty, the little big man who puts the F in chef.
	You've established the concept of sprinkles, whoever argued that Bert Kreischer's style of consistency should have a separate category as well.
	I think these types of people have the tinkles.
	Uh, because much like someone who has to piss, they can't sit still and constantly release a trickle of watery, faintly golden substance.
	Before you shit on this style of music, just consider this guy puts out something like a song per week.
	Obviously they can't all be bangers.
	This is called Not Sprinkles But, Ryan.
	Uh, I already hate this.
	Garbage, thank you for calling.
	Ooh.
	I like that. - Yeah.
	Yeah, that's a bad sign.
	Hey Gav, I have a buddy in prison for the January 6th meandering and he asked for this to be seen.
	It's free to watch tomorrow, September 30th, on the Epoch Times website.
	Link below.
	And it's called The Real Story of January 6.
	It looks pretty good.
	Let's turn it up.
	Okay.
	I've gone back to normal now, by the way, Ryan.
	Gotcha.
	I was previously sorting by the name Maddie, but it was getting me too much shit.
	They dragged her out and it reminded me of deer hunting.
	You drag out a deer carcass.
	He was completely out of control.
	He himself was committing crimes in the process.
	There's people from all over the nation, from every state.
	There has been a lot of fraud.
	He could stop this.
	At least one person over here is being injured and taken away.
	Capitol Hill overtaken by Americans.
	The story of January 6th changes drastically depending on who's telling it.
	The House Select Committee on January 6th has deemed the incident an attack on the American system, comparable to the bombing of Pearl Harbor, or even the terrorist attacks on 9-11.
	It's being investigated as a potential insurrection that could allegedly incriminate former President Donald Trump.
	And it's being used domestically to frame a new narrative on domestic extremism.
	Yet is this narrative really the case?
	Imagine if the American people actually saw just what happened to Roseanne Boylan and these officers who keep portraying themselves as heroes that day.
	He fires at her and strikes her in the left shoulder.
	It's a failure not only of training, but it's also a failure of bystandership and supervision.
	USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! January 6th demands a full and impartial investigation.
	One free from foregone conclusions.
	Good luck.
	It's weird to chant the name of the place that you're trying to overtake and destroy, isn't it?
	Yeah, wait, is this the whole movie or a trailer?
	No, this is the whole movie.
	This is an hour, 42 minutes.
	Then go to Epoch Times.
	Well, I guess we could go out and get beers and come back.
	The subjects too often ignored in media coverage and in political speech with interviews on the ground reporting and exclusive footage Will now tell the real story of January 6th They have like a trailer built into the movie that's pretty I'm watching that yes Here's a, and someone's sending us a Keenbext.
	That's the guy used to be Rebel.
	I wonder what happened there.
	Great journalist, great Canadian journalist.
	And his says, don't want the vax?
	Mosquitoes will give it to you.
	A box full of genetically modified mosquitoes successfully vaccinated a human in a trial funded by the National Institute of Health.
	How can this go wrong?
	This is the beginning of a horror movie.
	Yeah.
	It starts out with all the best intentions.
	Vaccinated mosquito juice.
	All right, have we got any calls?
	We do.
	Just need to keep trying to super chats and put them up where you got your mic here.
	Mike is on.
	Here we go.
	We're rocking and we're thus rolling.
	All right.
	928.
	Hello.
	How you doing?
	Good.
	I wanted to talk to you guys about how my family Is transitioning my 11 year old nephew to a girl.
	Oh my God.
	It is.
	But, um, you know, last Christmas, like so almost a year ago is when this began and it's Phoenix Children's Hospital is the one that's doing it.
	They're giving them puberty blockers.
	So he's already started taking puberty blockers.
	Sorry?
	He's already started taking puberty blockers.
	Yes.
	Oh my God.
	Um, What do you do?
	But, you know, my, my grandpa and my aunt are like kind of the ones in charge of this happening.
	And we've always disagreed highly politically.
	And he will invite someone into his house to purposely like get them riled up and then kick them out.
	Like, cause he wants to get in a political debate, but then it'll get way heated and tell you to get out of his house.
	And, um, so he invited me to Christmas and I knew it was with that intention.
	But I knew if I said anything, then he would just blow up and be like, get the hell out of here immediately.
	But my girlfriend is black, and I knew that they had this, like, stick-a-fantic obsession with, like, black women.
	So I'm like, if she comes and says something, they'll actually listen to what she has to say.
	And so we went, and when we asked my aunt, we're like, have you guys thought about it at all?
	Like, what if he changes his mind when he's an adult?
	She said that Phoenix Children's Hospital doesn't specifically told them they don't like going over statistics like that because every single person is different and so you can't tell one person's story and compare it to another person's.
	I'm like that's literally what medicine and science is, right?
	Like we like gather data and say this is how you perform a surgery where it's successful.
	It's It's just disgusting and I can't believe that that kind of stuff is happening even here in Arizona.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Your girlfriend didn't say, what about the part where the vast majority of these people regret it?
	Or what about the part where there's mass suicides?
	Maddie, you got to point the mic.
	But she, she said, she said, what if he changes his mind?
	She wasn't talking about anyone else or any patterns at all.
	Right.
	So the data is the pattern data, which is relevant, obviously, but you could pretend it's not relevant.
	I just asked about this one case.
	Right.
	And Phoenix Children's Hospital is apparently like, they're coming to them and saying, each person is different.
	But like, if you needed like some kind of No, I understand what you're saying.
	You're right.
	But that's not what she said.
	on it cut open their stomach but every person is different so we're gonna chop off some fingers and see if that works for you that's not how medicine no I understand what you're saying you're right but that's not what she said she could say like if everyone loved this operation and puberty blockers what if he doesn't What if, like, fuck the pattern.
	Pretend he's the first person to ever do it.
	What if he doesn't like it?
	What if he changes his mind?
	Because as we keep screaming these past couple weeks, your dick stays as a kid's dick.
	Right, and of course what they said is it's just a pause, that he can always change his mind.
	No, that's been refuted though!
	See, you have to somehow calmly and casually convey this to your grandfather, and Anne, I can't believe an old man is this stupid, but that they're wrong.
	It's not a pause.
	A pause has been disproved.
	That's a myth.
	No, you're absolutely right.
	You know, we were also asking, you know, does he know that he might never be able to have children now?
	And what his dad, my uncle, like, through marriage of my aunt, was saying was like, you know, I don't even think he wants kids.
	I'm like, he's 11.
	How could he know?
	Yeah.
	It's just so messed up.
	It's fucking insane.
	And it's unbelievable that this is happening in Phoenix, Arizona, like, of all places.
	I don't know.
	Yeah.
	We need legislation that really bans this shit from happening.
	Well, that's happening.
	Where was it?
	Is it Tennessee that Matt Walsh helped shut down that hospital that was doing it?
	So who's on your side in this family?
	You know, me and my father, we don't talk very much, but this is one of the few things we've talked about.
	He lives on the other side of the country and he wasn't, like, we don't really have a relationship, but he's called me and talked about this and basically Just me and my father have tried to reach out to my aunt and my grandfather and begged them to look at some of the detransitioners and stuff, but they just think it's Republican propaganda.
	We've come so far in this country that we can't even agree That it's not okay to poison a child anymore.
	It's not even about taxes.
	It must be frustrating for you because you feel this sort of, uh, this obligation to rescue your nephew, but what do you do?
	Kidnap him?
	Throw him in a car?
	Now you got human trafficking, you got all these, I mean, you're going to prison for a long time.
	I mean, what are the parameters?
	Right.
	Who cares what an aunt and a grandfather should do?
	But no, it's his aunt.
	It's the boy's mother, right?
	Right.
	If it's his nephew, it's gotta be...
	Right, so you mean your cousin, dude.
	Your nephew's your sibling's kid.
	Yeah.
	Right, my apologies.
	You're right, my cousin.
	I'm sorry.
	You don't know how families work?
	I don't know what you could possibly do.
	So it is my cousin.
	That's correct.
	Alright.
	My family's from Alabama.
	I get confused sometimes.
	I apologize.
	Yeah, well you could be lying though.
	That might be why you screwed up nephew and cousin.
	That's a big mess up.
	I'm not making it up.
	I wish I was because the whole situation is extremely fucked up.
	I've confused my cousin for my nephew because he's younger.
	I mean, like Phoenix Children's Hospital is giving 11 year old fucking puberty blockers.
	Yeah, I would think a possible angle here would be to raise awareness about the hospital and see if that can get blown up.
	Not literally blown up, FBI, but that get exposed and maybe shut down?
	Because going the route of the family, I don't see how that could, that doesn't seem to be working, dude.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	I work with a motorcycle club here in Arizona.
	Yeah, sorry, you know, you don't get two things.
	You do get the fade, though.
	Who blew up the pipeline?
	Joe Biden.
	Ryan, please be Andrew Tate for the rest of this show.
	Again, guys, this money is going to be given to John and Max so they get out of jail and then boom, they've got a nest egg to work with as opposed to getting out of jail and being flat broke.
	So now they're up to nine grand each, which is pretty cool.
	I still don't think I have a proper, proper bottle of water.
	Have you got a face?
	Let me see.
	I do.
	That's the thing.
	Everybody's got a face.
	But if you're a beta male and you're sitting at home fucking playing video games and shit.
	Now I'm from Philadelphia.
	You want to fucking sit at home?
	It's only 2% British.
	There's only like a word a minute that has British pronunciation.
	The rest is Chicago.
	If you're sitting at home all day doing a whole bunch.
	That's not bad.
	That's not terrible.
	It was Philly.
	What do you think about the red heifer?
	My dad is freaking out about it.
	He thinks the end is nigh.
	What's the red heifer?
	Am I stupid?
	Apparently the red heifers are a sign of the end times.
	Five red heifers arrived in Jerusalem in 2022, which some consider the sign that the end is upon us.
	Don't we have enough real-life tangible clown world shit before we worry about some fucking ginger cows?
	But this is like by the book bad stuff.
	Yeah, I don't need by the book.
	I got plenty of in the face.
	Yeah, like the president just committed an act of eco-terrorism.
	Okay, so I don't care is the answer to that.
	Next.
	Hey, Gavin, it's nice to meet you.
	Saturday night in Dallas.
	It was one of the... I was one of the Centex PBs.
	There.
	Nice to meet you, sir.
	Good to have you.
	I'm going to shoot for Joker this Halloween, probably aiming for Joaquin's version.
	Joker face for inspiration.
	Dude, I can't be doing the fucking Joker face.
	Every single fucking time now.
	Every time someone calls you... And how much did you pay?
	Five bucks?
	I can't even remember how much you paid.
	It's off the screen now, but... I'm not your Joker slave.
	I'm not gonna be sitting here constantly doing What do you think of that Sylvia It's hard to say.
	That's a spooky face that they do in India to freak people out.
	Not scary right?
	I think you're starting to get tired.
	I know you.
	9pm we start to lose you a little bit.
	Fading out.
	Fading out.
	Look at this.
	Mother being charged for child abuse after tattooed their children.
	This was in 2019.
	What happened to this world?
	Dude, I wish.
	Right?
	That's like fantastic.
	That's good news at this point.
	Yeah.
	I'll take it.
	I'll take tattoos.
	But that first picture was fake.
	Is this picture also fake?
	I bet you the actual tattoo is like a little X on their knuckle or some shit.
	Also, I'll bet you a million dollars the guy was black.
	This is a new thing I'm noticing too.
	their hands tattooed one had ride or die the other one also I'll bet you a million dollars the guy was black this is a new thing I'm noticing too blacks do something bad like test scores are down in America yeah and And it's because black kids, when they had homeschooling, never went.
	And talk to any teacher in the Bronx, they'll say, I would do the Zoom classes and there'd be one kid there asleep, another kid playing video games, and the other 28 kids wouldn't even show.
	So test scores have plummeted since the pandemic.
	And you know, it's mostly black kids that just they didn't have discipline from their parents because they only have one and she's 16.
	So they yeah, their scores are down.
	The picture in the New York Post is a white kid going like this.
	Yeah.
	Similarly, that article is so typical.
	She tattooed Ride or Die.
	Her name is Chantilly.
	Her name's Chantilly.
	She tattooed Ride or Die and they use white kids as the picture because they don't dare call a spade a spade.
	Oh, that's racism just before the end of the show.
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	music Violent protests over a speaker on campus here.
	Fuck you, Normie.
	He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.
	He's the co-founder of Vice.
	Go fuck another vagina, you gross pigs.
	Serious XF pulling the plug on Anthony Cumia this week.
	You got big fucking tits.
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