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Aug. 1, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
01:33:09
S4E149 - MEN BEHAVING BADLY
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Hello.
Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
A fresh Monday.
Thank God Garfield isn't here because he hates Mondays, but he loves Lizagna.
But he hates Odie.
But he loves Jim.
But he hates fags.
Oh no, that's God.
Dude, I am slowly piecing together my soul after my brother's bachelor party up in Canadaville.
Whoa.
Was it wild?
Crazy.
Will be wild.
And I'm starting to think I'm a Fed.
Interesting.
Yeah, I wouldn't trust me.
I think I'm a CI.
I was shitting my pants.
I mean, I've read articles that say Mr. McInnes will likely have trouble if he ever tries to come back to Canada.
And I hadn't been in a long ass time.
And so I got a crazy flight like 5 a.m.
So I'd have time to be interrogated for five hours.
And I just, and I know lots of Proud Boys who get stopped at the airport, like David Kyriakos, lots of dudes.
It's not just because he's brown.
And, you know, Nick Fuentes, no flying list.
They just go in.
It's sort of like Britain.
It's all automated now.
And he just looks at me, looks at my passport.
Okay, you're good to go.
Oh, all right.
And there I am with all this free time.
You could stop spreading your asshole, sir.
Sure.
Why are you running?
That was weird.
I mean, I wasn't going to say anything.
I just get a lawyer.
But they just tie you up, these guys.
They bang you up.
They torment you because they're jokes.
Then I started thinking, maybe they, and even James O'Keefe, when he travels, there's like a weep weep thing.
He saw it once.
He peered over and he could see it.
But maybe my weep weep says, don't fuck with him.
We follow him around.
Oh.
Like he's a CI who doesn't know he's a CI.
Right.
And we read his phone and shit.
You don't need any prepping.
Right.
And every time I'm on my phone, I'm like, don't say anything illegal because this phone is compromised.
Whenever I would talk to Max Hare's lawyer, he said, don't call me from your phone.
I don't like your phone.
But I don't have any pictures because we couldn't take pictures because the Proud Boys are called a terrorist organization and there was plenty of them there.
But this, you need to understand that Canadians are just as much rednecks, if not more, than the Hillbillies of Appalachia and the rednecks down south.
This was fucking crazy, man.
Blowing up cars.
What?
Yes.
Blowing up piles of wood with tannerite.
That's awesome.
And guns.
Guns, like hundreds of guns.
So many guns that you didn't even notice.
That was just the background.
Like, ting!
Shooting those tin plates.
I did this one gun with the tripod and then a little, like the one of the try of the tripod is this little stub.
So you can sort of adjust that and you line it up.
Super light gun.
You line up with the crosshairs.
You cannot miss.
You'd have to be a total retard to miss.
So playing games like you hit this target, I'll hit that target.
You know, like, remember that show Tucker went on where he was joking around with those guys who do the shooting show?
Do you remember that?
Was it Hickok?
Maybe.
Hitcock 45.
They have a big, big, big range.
Yeah.
This is what it was like.
But more like a quarter mile away.
And no handguns are allowed in Canada, of course.
Which is hilarious because we're using the same bullets as a handgun, a .22.
So you go like this and you shoot a target, you're fine.
If we'd had a handgun and shot the same bullet, the same target with the same velocity...
No way, Jose.
What else?
So much booze and possible other things that I didn't eat.
And so your poo is not poo.
It's just like treacle, bile, stomach acid.
And so I'm in a port-a-potty.
There's no water anywhere.
Plenty of beer, but no water.
And I'm like, I got to sort of wash this area.
And I'm used to my bidets.
So I use the hand soap from the thing and put that on.
Dude, the level of pain on a corroded buttock that soap gives you, I almost fainted.
And now I have a hemorrhoid that right now, it feels like I'm sitting on a cheap coat hanger and someone was trying to give me an abortion and they fucked up.
It's like a sharp, sharp.
Yeah, you know, like the tip of a steel coat hanger?
Not the rounded ones, the sharp ones that you undo and use to get something out of a thing.
It's like that.
It's just so it's constant?
Yeah.
Oh, that's terrible.
Have you never had a hemorrhoid before?
No.
I've had a thing where like I probably shit too hard and then I go to wipe it and I'm like, ooh.
That's a fissure.
Yeah, I've had a fissure.
But then the squatty potty cleared that all up.
And my tushi.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Ooh!
It's funny that guy quit right after that.
Yes, it is.
It was weird, too.
I forgot the racial dynamics of that area, too.
I was in Ottawa near Montreal.
And the blacks you see over there are nerds.
They're overdressed aristocrats from Haiti who are rich enough to get out of that hellhole.
And there's not a lot of like, yo, what's up, brothers?
Maybe in Toronto there's some, but not where we were.
That's what I'm talking about.
And then the blacks are Indians.
You see a lot of Indians hanging around.
And you don't see those in New York at all.
So that was surprising.
But yeah, fun weekend, cool stuff.
Brutal.
It's not going to be easy to survive.
My old man was there.
We hung out with him.
He's losing weight, dude.
He's like 140.
That was the last thing I said to him in the airport.
I go, eat fries.
Because I know when you get older and you're a drunk, he's not a drunk.
He doesn't drink that much.
When you've been drinking your whole life, you only need like four beers to get a buzz.
But I'm like, I know how it is.
I'm there myself.
I haven't eaten in two days.
But just order fries.
When you go to the pub, order fries.
You look like you're on Gandhi's last days.
Well, that is a very unfortunate situation.
It would have been such a great thing to show you, too, if there wasn't all this bullshit.
Like, we made shells.
Ever do that before?
Oh, no, no, no.
But that's the future right there.
Dude, like, okay, he's a mechanic.
He gets the lead, what do you call them, the wheel well weights, whatever.
I guess they tell you how flat your tire is or something.
So when cars are scrapped, he collects those.
He's got a bucket of the lead wheel well things.
They're about that big.
He melts them down with a propane torch.
He's got a mold.
So he puts the melted lead into the mold, squeezes it, and makes what looks like a shuttlecock, right?
Now he finds old shells, and there's hundreds of them at our feet, cuts the top off, fills it with a tiny, tiny bit of gunpowder.
Not much at all.
And then puts that new shuttlecock lead sort of, it looks like a little, I don't know, jar shape on top of that, and then compresses it with the machine.
Oh, after putting in the new primer?
Yeah, primer.
But it's funny because I go, how much would this be normally?
It's like anywhere from three to five bucks.
The amount of bullshit we had to go through to make one from scratch, I was like, I'll just pay three to five bucks next time.
Thank you.
I mean, it was a cool process.
I appreciate it.
But as far as like the long term goes, it's about three to five hours of labor.
I mean, three to five dollars of labor.
Oh my God, I'm forgetting the biggest part of it.
What happened?
I knew there was a stone unturned.
So the guy who was running the place, he's a cow farmer.
He's got 260 acres.
And he has this big military Jeep.
It's like something out of World War II.
And it's a passenger vehicle, right?
So you've seen in the war movies, they're all in the back, all sort of where are we going to do next.
So it's got no tarp on or anything.
Just got the walls.
And he's driving around.
And he's just driving into the forest.
Like the wheels were as tall as me.
This thing was massive.
And so you don't need roads.
So we're going into the forest and I'm holding onto the back and the other guys are getting rattled around.
And I'm with my brother and I'm like, hey, buddy, a lot of these trees that are right in front of us look like the tips of trees.
Meaning there's a cliff, a huge dip.
And he goes, yeah.
And we're yelling, cliff, cliff, cliff.
And the farmer guy's like, it's just an illusion most of the time.
Well, I don't want it to be not an illusion any of the time.
So that could fit in the glove compartment of the truck we were in.
Look up like military Jeep.
Why did you just cut to your own stupid face?
I don't know.
You just get to yourself going, yeah.
So my spidey senses say, get off.
And when you have kids, you're very aware of your own fragility.
Actually, when we came back, and you'll see why this is funny in a second, I said to one of the other guys, why didn't you come with us?
And he's like, oh, I could see that was going to go real bad.
That's very, very close to what we were on.
What the fuck?
And he's like, yeah.
He says, well, you guys are pulling away.
I felt like I was saying goodbye to people getting on the Titanic.
See ya.
They apparently got into an argument about Israel when we were gone, some Jewish guy, but whatever.
So I go, I got to jump off.
So I jump off.
The land is not soft on this guy's property.
So I jump off and it feels like cement.
I hit my ass and my glasses come flying off.
It wasn't these.
And now they're gone.
$650 trifocals toast.
Because they're gold and it's like dead grass and it's night.
So bye-bye.
So thank you, Spotty Senses.
And then my drunk ass goes, your spotty senses are a fag.
Get back on.
No.
I'm like, okay.
No.
So I get back on.
What?
This is why I wasn't at the gym today.
You'll soon find out.
So then he's ripping.
We're going like, it seems like we're going up and down trees at this point.
We're getting stuck in a swamp.
We're getting pulled.
We're pulling.
He's reversing out of the swamp in the mud.
And then he starts picking up crazy speed.
And I guess we're getting back to more of an open area, right?
That's going to lead to a trail back to the main sort of base.
The sort of base was, well, it was changing as we were hiding from the sun.
That's why I'm so sunburnt.
But it seemed to be like two square miles that we would be wandering around on in little pockets.
So we're getting back to the main base.
And then I go, okay, we're finally safe.
Looks like you were wrong, Spidey Senses.
Then what happens?
He fucking makes a 91-degree turn.
All of a sudden, we're Saudi rich kids on the highway in our mercs on two wheels.
And then boom.
We all go catapulting into the sky.
Shit.
That is cool.
So I jumped because when we were on the two wheels, I jumped Right before the bang.
And then I'm scurrying backwards because I don't want it to go bang, bang and roll over.
It would have rolled on top of us.
I'd be dead.
Yeah.
So I'm like going backwards like this, and it doesn't go the whole way.
It just bonks on its side.
And then everyone, like, guys have the wind knocked out of them.
Like, I was, I knew what was happening, and I jumped, and I sort of landed on my feet, not really.
But the other guys were just like lying down and sitting.
So they were just like, boom.
And then one of the guys, like, I broke my back, I broke my back, I can't move.
Yeah, this is basically what we were up to, although not that bad.
That's fucking pretty bad.
Oh, that would be hell.
Well, that's a death.
I'm almost certain.
Yeah.
And he's like, I can't move.
I can't move.
I broke my back.
I broke my back.
And then he starts moving his legs.
And then one idiot, when he's doing that, someone goes, does anyone know anything about backs?
That's an actual quote.
I do.
I'm a back surgeon.
Oh, I'm a chiropractor.
So we're dying.
Then he starts moving his legs.
We go, you're fine, fuck.
Some other guy's concussed.
He's just walking into the forest.
Where are we?
What happened?
We almost died.
Wow.
It's funny that the guns were the least dangerous thing.
The guns in the tannerite were the least dangerous thing about that weekend.
Whoa.
And I was on the drive back.
I was saying to my brother, well, it wasn't boring.
That is so cool.
We didn't pussy out.
So that's the first time you've been to Canada in the long, long, long, long, long time?
Definitely since the Proud Boys sort of...
Yeah.
Since the Max and John fight everything.
That's cool.
So you've been getting homesick watching some Canadian stuff.
Is the itch scratched?
What language are you speaking?
The Canadian itch that you were missing home so much?
What's a Canadian itch?
You got an itch.
You missed home.
You missed Canada.
It's called homesick.
No one goes, oh man, I got that old Canada itch.
But does it do it for you?
No, you get crabs.
If you fuck too many sluts in Montreal, you get the Canada itch.
Yeah, it was great.
Your question's weird.
Like, I'm just saying, like, is that enough to last you for a while now where you're like, I don't have to go back to Canada for a while?
Like, if I'm homesick, it'll last me about three weeks, and then I got to go back home.
Home to upstate New York.
Yes.
You should have your own talk show called Boring and Annoying.
Like, ONA, but B-O-N-A.
That's this show, but that's both of our host names.
I'll be boring.
What's the matter with you?
I don't know.
I'm still wearing my producer hat.
There's a lot of cool things we have looking forward to.
We are looking forward to, like the Servanna Hernandez and an interview on InfoWars, and a lot of cool things for folks to look forward to.
Where's Ryan?
Who are you?
I'm Hat Ryan.
Okay, well, he's weird.
What else is going on here?
I guess we can sort of start the show.
There's some funny shit, little silly stuff here.
Go to 1-4.
Tucker was, I think he might have political aspirations.
I know the guy.
He wouldn't tell me something like that, though.
Look at this.
This looks pretty fun.
So this is at Trump's big Gulf doohickey, and there's controversy because Saudi Arabia contributes to it in a big way.
And they say that Trump said that Saudi Arabia was behind 9-11, and then it came up recently, and he said, well, we don't really know what it was about.
That's the rumor.
I don't know about the, like, I hate Saudi Arabia, but that's like Jews saying Germans can't invest in a thing.
You know what I mean?
Like, is it the same guys who commandeered the planes?
Well, you know what I mean.
Is it the same guys involved in 9-11 that are involved in the golf tournament?
I don't know.
Anyway, all I know is this event came with the greatest screensaver of all time, 1-3.
I wish it was a little more vertical to fit my phone better.
That guy's having some fun, isn't he?
You know, Tucker, they tried to cancel him.
They went to his house.
They tortured him.
He moved.
He never faltered.
He actually ramped it up.
They canceled his advertisers.
It didn't slow him down.
And now I think they've just sort of given up and they just don't want to give him any attention because it doesn't hurt him.
I think it's the same with me.
They've given up on criticizing me because it just means more subs and they can't hurt me anymore.
I've noticed this was trending 1-8.
My old Tamara Holder thing.
That must be how she's known forever.
God's way.
This is nature's way of saying women should be at home with the kids.
They're happier there.
I hope that your viewers do not take you, sir, seriously.
There's a great book you should read.
It's called Why Men Earn More, and it's all about women choosing to put family over work, and that's why they earn it.
Having a choice does not mean that you're less ambitious.
And your comments are absolutely deplorable, Sean.
I would like to...
If you were a real feminist, you would support housewives and see them as the girls who worked.
Did you notice?
I never noticed that before.
She goes, you have a daughter, Sean.
You've also said that women are better suited in the home.
You've also said that, let's see, that are emotional and women shouldn't run for public office.
All of these things that just happened.
We're talking about 50% of the population.
Generally, out of this 250 million people or 150 million people, most women are happier at home.
They are pretending that they like working and they're not making money because they don't stay all night at the office.
They don't go the extra miles.
I don't know why we have to watch it.
Yeah, clips have been popping up on TikTok, too.
Oh, really?
It's funny how that was just one little blip.
Oh, that's been.
What?
Oh, is that the please don't come thing?
Please stop sending me that.
Yes, I get it.
Kamala Harris said, don't come, and Trump said, I'm going to come.
You filled up my fucking inbox.
But those aren't really trending.
Like, those are just, if you look me up on TikTok, then you'll see those.
If you look up Hulk Hogan on TikTok, you'll see a bunch of Hulk Hogan things.
So once again, terrible contribution to the show.
The one I showed is exploding.
It showed up on my feed.
What else do we got here?
Okay, let's.
I think we can jump into some stuff.
Wait a minute.
Where's the guy who was arrested?
Oh, I stuck that in LGBTQ.
Yeah, go to.
Let's start the show.
Let's start the show.
Beautiful, beautiful bird.
Bye-bye.
We start the show and then we have to go to an interstitial.
I think we may have to kill start the show.
What do you think?
I like it.
Okay, let's do one story and then we'll do feminism.
What were you going to say?
Something terrible?
No, it is a shame that there's back-to-back bumpers, but I don't want to lose the start of the show.
It's fun.
I think it gets people amped.
Okay.
Well, here's one news segment we'll do, and then we'll go to feminism.
I saw this video, and I was going to put it in racism, because I figured it was black kids chasing a white cop, but the cop sounds real Mexican, and the people attacking him are black and white.
So this is the way the police are seen in America today, especially in Chicago.
They're just pieces of garbage that need to die.
And it's funny, the problem with a lot of cops is they lose their adrenaline gland, and they just can't be scared.
So this guy sounds so chill, as his life is in danger.
I'm sorry, this is 1-7.
Look at this.
Yeah, he is, Joe.
He's like, hey, there's a bunch of guys.
Okay, what's happening here?
I should check it out.
It's my job.
Hey, guys, everything cool here?
Guys, you better disperse.
You're going to get arrested.
That's just my alarm.
No hesitation.
Fuck you.
Bang, fuck you.
Oh, maybe it's not Mexican.
Wait, oh, those are firecrackers.
Totally guns.
I mean, legally, he has the right, if he feels his life is a danger, to start pegging people off.
But they're so confident that won't happen that they just fuck with him.
Allergies are going crazy.
Probably 150 of them coming after me right now.
I mean, you need a giant riot van at this point.
What a mess.
Alright, let's start some feminism.
Feminism.
Who here identifies as a feminist?
We are the storm.
The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
He said I was too pretty in a fight.
That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.
Let's start at light with this funny video of scares.
Remember the scare we ended with last week?
Here's another Jake who gets scared.
And when I see these, they warm the cockles of my heart because I know this woman has a sense of humor about it and didn't call HR and get this guy fired for being awesome.
You could still have some fun with this.
Morning, get up!
Morning!
Oh shit!
Morning!
Oh fuck!
Oh shit!
Come up!
Oh!
Come up!
Oh fuck!
Come on!
Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Did you want day?
Welcome back, Dad!
Oh!
Hang on!
Oh, fuck!
You're still in, man?
What's it going?
Oh, fuck!
What's wrong?
You did!
Oh, you and I. Morning, Dad.
Oh, fuck.
Morning, Dad.
Fuck.
And morning.
I did.
I didn't think it repeated.
You can't tell when it repeats, right?
This reminds me of one of my favorite things ever.
You're your fuckest.
Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
I think foreign people scare other people better.
It's funnier.
My wife gets really grossed out when I do that.
I do that all the time.
And I think she sees it as a weakness.
And I'm like, it's not a weakness.
I'm ready to kill.
I'm high-strung.
I'm not running away.
I'm jumping into action.
This was an amazing example of why we need radical Islam in this country.
And women should only be allowed to drive if they're given permission from their husband or their husband's friend.
There's a funny name for it in Islam.
It's like they have to call their jaboti to see if they're allowed.
But here she is hitting an Uberitz guy real hard.
The Jersey City Councilwoman.
Yep.
Yep.
So as some of you may have heard, I am no longer.
Did I send you the wrong way?
City Councilwoman.
Shoot.
Did you 2-0?
That's 2-0.
Ah, shit.
It was a tweet.
What the flip?
Oh, man.
Look up Jersey City Councilwoman, Uber Eats, cyclist.
She effing nails this guy and does not even slow down one iota.
Keep your eye on the cyclist in the back there.
So he's, I don't know if he's running a red or what he's doing, but kabloey.
Oh, those ankles are toast.
Is he wearing flip-flops?
Oh, yeah.
Not anymore.
Oh, he got some more.
That's what I think of people who wear flip-flops, too.
He seems to be okay.
Look, he has to go put them on again.
I mean, come on.
It's not like you didn't hear that.
Can we see it another time?
Oh, yes.
Boom.
Holy, those ankles really slam down on the pavement, don't they?
And wallop.
I mean, your heels shattered.
Oh, shit.
I think he's in shock.
That's why he's walking.
He probably has broken somethings.
Also in the feminism news, we forgot a lot of chicks on the right that are hot.
Like I added, I hope you added Amanda Milius, right?
I did, yep.
But Ashton Witty.
Oh, yeah.
The sweetest, cheeriest little blonde plum this side of the Mojave Desert.
Especially when she wears her little heels and her, like, 60s trench coat and she's got a little dress on.
Pour her up.
Obviously.
Got her in.
She made an appearance in the Westfest doc.
She had a prominent role.
Okay, but she wouldn't be dressed up in there.
Just Google image her.
You're getting on my nerves today.
Do, do, do, do, waiting and waiting.
People have tried to say, and this was our uniform.
Don't get me wrong.
Biden is absolutely senile, should not be president.
And then Kim Iverson.
Kim Iverson was banned from YouTube or what is it, suspended.
I think she's back now, actually.
God, nice big fucking debts.
She was banned for misinformation about COVID.
But she's actually been quite prescient.
She's been a bit of a Nostradamus when it comes to COVID.
I think she was the first one who said the vaccine does not prevent the spread.
And they laughed at her, including her co-stars.
But she quit the Hill because Dr. Fauci was coming on, and she's the resident COVID person.
And they said, yeah, we don't want you talking to him.
The Kim Iverson show channel is currently suspended for one week for violating YouTube's medical misinformation policy.
As some of you may know, I have my own YouTube show that I started on the show.
That's her on the Hill Rising, and then she quits that.
I'm not a fan of The Hill Rising because that Robbie Suave guy said the Proud Boys are violent idiots, which is a violent and stupid thing to say.
And I'm also watching this Hunter Moore thing on Netflix.
You know what I'm talking about?
Everyone hates Hunter Moore.
This is the guy who did the revenge porn.
It's a pretty good doc.
You know, a good doc remembers that there's three acts in a movie, and you start out slow, we get to know the characters.
Then in act two, you provide conflict, a problem, and then you wow them in the third act.
So they're really wowing me in the third act.
Now I'm discovering, spoiler alert, that he was working with a hacker.
Because according to this angry mom who wouldn't let the case go, you should be pulling up the movie at some point, Ryan.
This angry mom who wouldn't let the case go, she interviewed like 70 of the girls who were on the site, and more than half of them never sent the picture to any boys.
So this guy was hacking into your Gmail account and then getting those pictures and then putting up your Facebook and everything.
This poor chick was a single mom.
The most hated man on the internet.
Like, I wanted to be accepted by him and like noticed and he had this.
She stuffed a phone up her ass to gain popularity.
It's hard to sympathize with her.
I was 19.
But his girlfriend is one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen.
And she keeps getting prettier.
Look at this thing.
It's like Angelina Jolie and Beatrice Dahl combined.
And she's kind of skinny now.
But when she was younger and chubbier, she was also unbelievably hot.
You can make her fat, you can make her skinny, you can make her blonde.
I think that's a 10.
I know you guys don't like when I throw out the number 10.
But then you send me your 10, and I'm like, gross.
Look at that insane babe.
What do you think she is, Ryan?
Judging by the way you've been doing the show so far, I'm going to say a two?
No, she's like 7.9 to 8.3.
No.
It varies.
I can't get behind that jaw thing going on.
Oh, get behind it.
I cannot.
And then I'm also watching it, and this guy who helped trick him into taking down the site by buying it and saying you have miners on there, you're going to go to jail.
Tom Retzlaff.
And I'm like, how the fuck do I know that name?
Oh, no, sorry, Jim McGibbons.
And then I realized, Holy shit, that's the guy that Tom Retzloff was terrorizing along with Proud Boy J.L. Van Dyke.
So Van Dyke, I think he's kind of on the spectrum.
He threatened to murder him.
And then Tom Retzloff had, they're both suing.
He was suing him for like $130 million, James.
And then we find out that Tom Retzloff is stalking James McGibney.
James McGibney is an integral part of taking down this Thurston Moore guy.
Hunter Moore, sorry.
So we're all intertwangled.
And guess what happened to Tom Retzloff?
He was stabbed to death.
Oh, thanks for that.
That helps.
So that's crazy.
Revenge porn.
And it was weird, too, because they talk about, I saw Joy Beher on The View.
I was talking about this with InfoWars this morning, saying, you know, they should sue Donald Trump for hate speech.
And they keep talking about curbing our speech.
But then you're watching that documentary and there's no real rules about revenge porn.
And I'm a free speech absolutist, but posting an intimate picture of a woman naked with her address and her name and everything attached to it, if there's going to be limits on freedom of speech, that would be one to consider.
Especially if she's underage.
But they couldn't do anything about it.
It's just a platform.
You're a jerk for sending it to me.
Anyway, last thing on this.
The ladies had their first female tour de France.
It's kind of exciting, eh?
Let's see.
The girls are just as good as boys at sports, though.
Even better sometimes.
Even better.
So it should be really cool.
Let's check it out.
Good speed.
Good pace.
It should seem very close together, but okay.
Do you think potentially the Peloton might want a big crash in the Peloton?
So we've got a big grid arrives, unfortunately.
Got a little too close together there, ladies.
It's ironic that they aren't just all on Pelotons.
They should have been.
They seem pretty slow to get back up and get going again.
Well, you know, women, they're always okay.
Yes.
If riders aren't concentrating, that crashes can happen.
And obviously, the speed in the bunch must have been so high for so many riders.
If you're on your period, that's got to suck.
Like, I do have sympathy for women.
Well, you stick a tampon in, and then it's all good.
Yeah.
You don't know how menstruation works?
Yeah, but they get cramps.
No, cramps are before the period.
There we go.
In the Peloton.
Jesus.
Unfortunately, we've had a big crash in the pelt.
What started it?
Go back?
Fortunately, we've had a big crash.
Can't really tell.
Just one idiot.
There's something that makes me irrationally furious, and it's people messing with these bike races out of stupidity.
Like walking across the road and not realizing they were there.
Or the most famous one is that idiot woman who pulled out a big sign that said, hello, grandma and grandpa.
Remember that one?
In French or something?
Yeah.
And she led to something like this.
I don't know why.
I don't give a shit about competitive bicycle racing.
But when I see someone be negligent about something that someone's trained for for, you know, years, this is their big day.
And then you're just like, I just hate the disrespect.
Which brings us to our green screen.
And this is going to be, well, I'll explain when we get over there.
Usually when we're covering feminism, we're shitting on women.
Women?
I got to get over this woman-woman thing.
What is it?
I'm getting on my own nerves.
I pronounce it wrong.
One woman, woman, a woman, a woman, two women, a woman, two women.
Anyway, we're constantly shitting on women and saying, you guys are fucking up.
Actually, usually when we're shitting on them, it's when they're trying to be men.
But I think within this topic, within this tent of feminism and women's rights, we should also be talking about men.
Men not accepting chivalry, men not being, not treating women correctly.
That's part of feminism.
That's part of the study of how women behave is how others behave around them.
So just like I get irrationally mad about people fucking up a bike race, I also feel this way when people behave badly at baseball games.
The balls you're catching are useless.
They're not worth any money.
Maybe if it was like ending the World Series and it was a grand slam or a walk-up and you caught it, sure, that one.
But for the most part, they're garbage.
They have no resale value.
They keep them acute.
Sometimes they're not even verified, right?
It doesn't say the game on the ball.
They throw them into the crowd and kids love them.
It's very exciting for a little kid to get one because they don't really get that it's just a garbage ball.
One of zillions.
So when someone takes it from a kid or doesn't let the kid get it or doesn't give it to some lady, I don't know, a young lady or something, it just reeks of...
Well, it makes me hope they're autistic.
So here's some MOB fans came to the bottom.
He's the home run.
A fan threw the ball back on the field and hit Brett Gardner upper back.
And you'll have to see right here, this is the shot we have of it.
You'll see how he kind of recoils after getting hit.
Upper back, base of the skull.
How is that a fan behaving bad?
Did a fan shoot him?
Off speed, down.
Okay, great shot.
Great shot.
Oh, is he going to get it?
Is he going to get it?
And he reaches forward in.
Oh, no, I remember this.
He touched him.
This has nothing to do with feminism.
But isn't that weird?
What are you doing?
Is that Branderson?
Yeah.
That's my kid's favorite player.
Look at that.
Wait, go back a little bit.
What the fuck?
Does that make you furious?
I don't know why that makes me so fucking mad.
I guess it's because we're living in a society, but there's 100,000 people who paid to be there.
And this is a very important game.
And then you are just meddling in it.
Springer will be given second base in the future.
This one is very close down that third baseline.
Is he telling on his dad?
Wow, he gave him up.
Up the line and foul.
Nice one-hand grab.
Look at that.
Look at that little kid next to him.
It was going right into his glove.
Hey, I got it.
I got it.
And then he gives it to another kid, which is like, you're not really helping at that.
Oh, that one really pisses me off.
That's why this is in this segment.
There she was, about to get a ball.
He's like, no, you're not, bitch.
I rock.
That guy's got to be on the spectrum, right?
The way he didn't look at her.
And this is the same thing again.
This goes under feminism.
Look at that.
The three girls are trying to figure out who got the ball, and he runs up and grabs it from them.
Like, why don't you just steal their purse?
Another look at the scramble for the baseball.
Give me that.
I'm a pirate fan.
You're not.
But girls all die.
Douche.
Here, honey.
Thanks.
This is just a guy yelling at fans because they're booing one of his teammates.
And then I hate when they interfere in the game.
Now, Bob Davidson is hearing it from the Giants dugout.
By the way, the Yankees are out of the top spot of the MLB.
It's the Dodgers now.
That's the first time I've seen that all season.
Oh, this is him bawling a fan out.
Don't care.
But again, no, I do care.
Whatever that fan is doing, you just slowed up the game for everyone here.
You selfish dick.
Not to mention the millions of people watching at home.
He is actually going to eject a fan.
And when was the last time you saw that happen?
I had the guy biting Kim's pork chop.
This I don't mind at all.
Doesn't slow down the game.
Makes it funny.
She's obviously complicit.
Thanks a lot.
We'll see you in the postgame.
Thank you.
I don't get what the brush is there for.
Must be an inside joke.
Okay, here's a perfect example of people ruining the game.
Watch this.
Oh, got it.
Yeah.
What the fuck are you doing?
That could have been a catch.
You meddled with the game.
You got front row seats, and now you're changing the course of the game.
You douche.
And then again, exact same story.
Of course they're Yankees fans both times.
Look at this guy's fucking gay hat, too.
Big Irish shithead with a neck tattoo.
Probably has B.O. Better retard.
Way to go, Dad.
I guess I'm straying from feminism at this point.
And again.
Oh, and this guy's particularly annoying because he has a baby in his hand.
You put your baby in jeopardy.
Don't even bring a baby to a fucking baseball game.
The odds were pretty darn high that that kid could have got it in the soft spot.
I'm just going to put my child's life in danger and alter the course of the game that people have been waiting to see forever.
You bring your whole family there and then that shithead shows up.
There's another annoying one and then he's talking shit to the guy.
It's not how the game works, you fucking eject him.
Yeah, you got him, dude.
Yeah!
He's way over the fence.
If you do something that shitty, you're basically committing a crime, so don't gloat.
Get the fuck out of there.
Or you're going to be banned.
Change your shirt.
I'm picked out for gloating.
What a douche.
Ow.
Yeah.
Follow Chase Feet.
Dumb bitches being bitches.
Actually, every single person in that entire video was a bitch, including me.
If you're not enjoying this show, it's because I have hemrights.
I wanted to get a little serious now.
We've been doing a lot of frivolous silliness.
And a friend of mine, Frank Buckley, has just finished a book called Progressive Conservatism.
And Frank was a speechwriter.
He's a fellow Canuck.
He was a speechwriter for Trump and Donald Trump Jr. and the whole administration.
And great writer, really interesting writer.
One of my favorite articles actually was sort of during the time I was getting all these signs on my lawn, which I guess I still am.
And he talked about how divisive they are.
Look up F.H. Buckley, or maybe Frank Buckley, New York Post.
Hate has no home here.
And he talked about how his community, which I think is in Jersey, before the signs, there was right, there was left, but there was some sort of cohesion.
There was some sort of unity in the community.
And if someone had a barbecue, others would stop by.
Why no hate here signs, I guess they're abbreviating it, are actually pretty hateful.
My walks with my dog take me to quiet off-street, blah, blah, blah.
Keep going down.
Make it a little bigger.
Someone came up with the label...
Wait, you missed it.
I was reading it.
Someone came up with the label virtue signaling to describe the psychological impulse behind these signs.
The idea is that people who put them up want to tell you how noble they are.
But that doesn't sound right.
Virtue signalers aren't in any way in doubt about Their own virtue.
What they really want to do is signal how depraved others are.
And that's what's really going on here.
And I was thinking that today about, I was looking at our press secretary, and they always go, she's the first black immigrant lesbian female press secretary.
And that's insulting to me.
Because you're implying that she was qualified and ready to go before, and I was like, nope.
So they finally pushed me out of their way, and she was able to go and pursue her dream.
No, the opposite is true.
She's totally unqualified.
You chose her just because of that, and you lifted her up from the bottom of the ladder and threw her to the top, and she shouldn't be there.
Every time I look at her, she's reading her notes, going like this, looking down.
She can't look up for more than 10 seconds.
And every answer is just this pre-written...
Well, it's our decision that the term recession doesn't mean two quarters at a loss.
And actually, the term doesn't mean anything.
Okay, Peter?
Okay, thanks for reading someone else's answer.
You stupid bitch.
But if you can get Frank on the line, I want to talk about his book and the whole concept of progressive conservatism, because he's quite optimistic about the future.
Frank Buckley, are you there, sir?
I am.
Thank you.
Now, do you go with Francis or Frank?
I prefer Frank, if you don't mind.
Oh, good.
Your email's all Francis.
The books always say Francis?
The books always say FH, which is sort of a Canadian thing like my father was FJ and I'm F.H. Buckley.
Yeah, it sounds cool.
It reminds everyone of the seminal Buckley that was back when Conservatives were winning.
That was a long time ago.
I don't even know if that's even happened, actually.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We were on TV.
How do you feel about the midterms and 2024?
Are you optimistic?
Yeah, I'm totally optimistic.
I don't know about the Senate.
And, you know, while I worked on the Trump team in 2016, I'm now kind of down on Trump.
I think he's a drag on the party.
And I wish he'd kind of move over.
But his numbers are so crazy, even compared to DeSantis.
I think the last time I checked, it was like 14% for DeSantis, 51% for Trump.
Yeah, maybe so, but, you know, most Americans don't really, I think, much take part in those polls.
And, you know, where it counts, the people who get elected are people like the governor in my state of Virginia, Governor Junkin.
And, you know, his strategy was, I'm going to go after the soccer moms, and I'm not going to say anything bad about Trump, but I'm not going to wrap myself around the guy.
Huh.
Now, you've got a new book out, Progressive Conservatism.
What is progressive conservatism?
Well, progressive conservatism, I think, is what the Trump message was in 2016, okay?
And I had, you know, a pretty big part in shaping it, both in terms of writing speeches and campaign themes.
And, you know, there were a couple of themes that were really important that I think ordinary right-wingers kind of passed by.
One of them was this is a class society.
So, hey, Gavin, you moved here from Canada, and I moved here from Canada, and I don't know about you, but when I got here, I was a bit surprised at how much of a class society this was.
Okay, and what I mean by that, and the numbers bear me out, is your kids will probably not have it as well off as you did, and that's huge.
I mean, that's called the American dream, okay?
And in 2014, for the first time, Americans said, we don't believe in it anymore.
And they were right, right?
So if you want to look at countries where kids will do better, where you've got intergenerational mobility, you're looking at places like Denmark or you're looking at Canada.
But as for America, we're aristocratic in the same way England is.
And that's huge.
That goes to our national psyche.
So a lot of right-wingers want to say, no, no, no, this is great.
Capitalism is wonderful.
We take care of everything.
And the numbers just don't bear you out.
And the really frustrating thing here is if you want to ask, so what's the problem, right?
It's a problem created by the left.
We have lousy K-12 schools.
We have an immigration system that imports immobility.
And we've got a regulatory mess that puts a stumbling block in the place of people who want to get ahead, but which is just great for hiring the new clients.
So all of that is left-wing stuff.
And these are the guys who pride themselves on being the party of equality and mobility and all that.
And I want to say, no, you're lying whores.
You guys created the problem.
And we're just too damn polite as Republicans to call you out for being snot-nosed hypocrites.
That's totally frustrating.
So Trump took on that message.
I mean, I wrote a speech for Don Jr. on the subject, and Trump gave a speech on the subject, which the Washington Post said was the best thing he ever did in the middle of the 2016 campaign.
So that's, you know, that was a big part of the Trump message that ordinary right-wingers don't want to hear about.
And the other thing was, well, remember, drain the swamp.
Okay.
So, you know, ordinary Americans have a real feeling that a great part of our problems, wasteful spending, you know, immobility, is caused by corruption.
Okay, and what did the GOP did, it gave corruption away as an issue to the left.
So if you want to hear people talking about corruption, you're talking about people like Liz Warren and the like, right?
But where's the corruption here?
The corruption is coming from Washington, and it's mostly coming from the Dems.
So we let Nancy Pelosi become the voice of purity.
Like, how crazy is that?
Yeah.
And didn't you say in your book that the good news about all of this, you know, Jan 6 committee and all this stuff is that it weeded out the rhinos?
Look, after all of the Horrors of the last couple of years, really a Trump party that didn't know how to govern, and the craziness of the dems that have descended into paranoia and communism.
You know, is there one party that's capable of doing honorable, noble things?
And there is, right?
And I'm suggesting, here's the point about progressive conservatism.
That was historically the party that tried to do good for all Americans, that believed in something like Republican virtue, that believed that it was possible to be in a disinterested way in favor of doing that which is good for all Americans.
All right?
And we've kind of lost that.
The Demps certainly have lost that.
Only one party at this point can bring it back.
And that's the GOP.
And that's going to happen in the midterms in the 2024, so we should all be very excited about saving our country.
We should all be very happy about 2024 as 2020 or 2024.
The next presidential election, however, I don't know.
I mean, I don't think Trump would win.
I don't think he'll run.
I think he'll back off.
I think this is a lot of noise.
I think what we need to do is offer him a dignified retreat.
But I'm afraid that if he's indicted, I mean, the Dems have figured out the best thing they can do is keep thinking about Trump.
That's why I think they'll indict him.
So who do you think would win then, DeSantis?
DeSantis?
You know, it's a long time away.
I mean, Trump began his campaign 16 months out.
We're, you know, we're more than, we're almost 30 months out at this point.
So, you know, a lot of things can happen.
America is pretty good about bringing people in from the wings.
Right, yeah.
Maybe there'll be a new guy.
And that's my optimism.
Right.
Matt Goetz or something crazy.
Please, please not.
Maybe Junckin, maybe my guy in Virginia.
Who knows?
Right?
A fresh face.
Yeah.
Okay, we're out of time, Frank.
I'm looking forward to reading your book.
I appreciate your analysis, and I think I've got a good feeling about the midterms and about the presidential election.
We can save this place.
Well, I think you're right.
Never bet against the home team.
All right.
Thanks for coming on.
Appreciate it.
Take care.
It's weird with Frank because sometimes he can be, he sounds like he's doom and gloom and our children are going to have it worse than us and so on and so on and we're losing control.
And then on the other hand, he's like, well, they screwed it up so bad that it's going to be awesome for us.
We win.
It's going to be really interesting times.
I mean, we were all stunned when Joe Biden won, right?
So I was stunned when they chose Gavin Newsom to run in 2024.
I'll be equally stunned if he wins, but it's possible.
So everything's possible.
But it's...
It's crazy times, man, isn't it?
Oh, let's get to...
This is a good example of that.
Let's get to some LGBTQ.
Why are you beat?
I felt ugly.
I felt gay.
And then we fell in love.
And then they eat their poop, and we have a very good relationship.
I don't like the first tick.
You don't want to see a close-up picture of my haters.
You hate damage.
You ugly.
Homophobe alert.
So this is a big story going around.
A guy in Britain, a vet.
We treat our vets well, don't we?
British police arrest a man for sharing a meme on Facebook.
Someone has been caused anxiety based on your social media post.
How about that?
That is rich.
Go to the video of it, too.
It's alarming to hear.
Wait, so that's the post.
Now, I find that really interesting.
Because what he's doing is he's comparing the trans movement to Nazis and saying that they're fascists.
Or at least that's what the art is doing.
You could also argue that that might be the intention of the artist who put those flags together, but he's just making a joke.
That's the beauty of art and memes.
There's a lot of room for interpretation.
Now, the police aren't leaving any room for nuance.
So what are the police saying?
That you're saying trans people are Nazis?
That is a possible interpretation.
But that's all the left does every day.
Google image Trump Hitler.
There will be one gazillion examples of people calling Trump Hitler, people calling you and me Hitler.
I've been called a Nazi a million times, a fascist on a regular basis.
We've got a poster here on our wall of me being a fascist protester, I mean, doing a fascist talk at NYU.
It is literally the most common analogy used by the left.
But if the right dares use it, like that fighter chick, go back up to 1-2.
Remember Gina Carano?
She said, at the beginning of World War II, it wasn't just Nazis that were rounding up the Jews.
It was the Jews.
And that's because we can be so brainwashed by the state that we vilify each other.
We don't need to see her in the Mandalorian.
Go down?
Yeah.
Jews were beaten in the streets by Nazi soldiers, but by their neighbors, even by children.
Because history's edited, most people today don't realize that to get to the point where Nazi soldiers could easily run up thousands of Jews, the government first made their own neighbors hate them simply for being Jews.
How is that any different from hating someone for their political views?
I don't even really understand why she got in shit for this.
I guess the left is allowed to use Hitler analogies, but the right isn't?
Because in both cases, the group is saying Nazi bad.
Like the guy with the trans flag, Gina, and even the liberals who call us Nazis, their general point is, God bless their cotton socks, that Nazi bad.
Yeah, remember this one?
That looks exactly like the Reichstag.
And then they always go, this leads to violence against trans people.
Sometimes I think they want there to be violence against trans people.
They say it so much.
So, a man is a perfectly peaceful war veteran is being handcuffed for a Facebook post by a politically motivated police force.
He's being handcuffed.
He's not resisted.
He's not done anything.
This is a man who served our country and you people are a disgrace serving our country.
By the way, they arrested the cameraman, too.
Oh, of course.
Just for good measure.
I felt like that was coming.
Ordinary human being.
I think you're tyrants.
I think you should not be doing this.
You're infringing my human rights and my freedom of speech under section 8 and 10 of the ECHR.
And the argument is it caused anxiety.
They don't care.
They just don't care.
They don't care.
They don't care.
They're brown shirts.
Is this the Gestapo?
Yeah, he is the Gestapo.
This is how it began.
Now that's insulting.
To call them the Gestapos, you should be arrested for that.
Like, when does it end?
Are all insults illegal now?
Occupied Nazi Germany and whatnot thing.
We were in 1937, 38 pretty much.
All they're doing is proving the point.
Clown World.
That's all they're doing.
I saw Tommy Robinson beat his contempt charge.
I think he was late for court one day, and they wanted to make that a charge.
And he's being fined, and he says I don't have the money.
So hope, not hate.
Their new obsession is proving that Tommy Robinson can afford a big fine.
What's that got to do with hate?
And of course, what's Tommy Robinson's real crime?
Exposing pedophile gangs.
Pakistani pedophile grooming gangs.
Major problem.
He's been completely globally vindicated on this.
We knew he was right about it a long time ago.
But now the mainstream Western world has confirmed that he was right.
And Hope Not Hate is still focused on protecting Pakistani groomers because they're brown, which is a racist thing.
What's he doing?
Thank you, officer.
Yeah, woman with her hands in her pockets.
Does not stand for it.
Get your hands out of your pockets.
You're a cop.
This is a potentially contentious situation.
Look at her.
I don't want a response from you.
I'm not.
This isn't about you.
This is about what's going on in the police.
And it's about what's going on to innocent, normal civilians in this country who are being bullied and antagonised by a politicised police force.
Anti-British.
Police force.
There's nothing British.
I shared what he said.
I shared it offence.
He said.
Somebody has taken offence to me.
Somebody's taking offence.
I'm offended.
I think you cause anxiety by me.
You cannot criticize trans is basically what it comes down to.
And that includes, by the way, 2-9.
Please don't mention that the guy who was planning to kill Kavanaugh and had Googled how to kill Brett Kavanaugh, which is a weird thing to come to a site with a step-by-step.
Uh-oh, turns out he was trans and he identifies as a woman called Sophie.
Dude, if there's one group of women who shouldn't be worried about abortion law, it's the ones with cocks.
I think you're going to be fine.
Don't worry.
You'll be able to get an abortion whenever you get pregnant.
Tell you what, I think it should be legal for women with dicks to get abortions.
Pretty good.
Sound good?
Or while you're at it, don't mention the next link that this trans cheerleader had her sexuality, her gender questioned by another cheerleader and decided to choke the shit out of the bitch because despite using enough face paint to draw a woman's face on his face,
he's actually a linebacker.
Look at this dude.
Look at his body.
Imagine how much makeup it takes to make that do that?
We have no idea what he looks like.
Actually, yeah, it looks like that's a PNG over his face, doesn't it?
Is that real?
Because this is the picture, apparently.
The real dude.
Oh, really?
What's a PNG?
Just like a transparent image that you could put on your...
Because look at the dimensions, too.
And then you could also see a...
But I've seen a bunch of pictures of this person.
That looks very weird.
That looks real.
It's not right.
It looks weird.
Yeah, go look up another picture of him.
Because I don't think that second thing is him.
I think he paints his face.
You could probably draw with enough foundation it would look like I had no beard or mustache.
Yeah, I bet.
Avery Chanel Medlock.
He's, and we're calling him he.
He is denying it now.
Saying, I didn't do that.
Yeah, look.
What the fuck?
So that's your 17th terrible contribution to the show.
Look at this thing.
I want to see what it looks like with short hair and no makeup.
What a freak.
But they are patriots, ultimately.
Which is why 3-0, they were invited to the military base where some of the trans soldiers in our weakest military since 1776.
Virginia Military Base hosts drag show at family-friendly Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Summer Festival.
This is our military.
This is who we want Russia and China to be scared of.
Look at that queer.
Diversity, equity, inclusion, you guys.
July 30th at Langley AFB BX parking lot.
Let's do it.
Let's celebrate the difference.
Of course, with Gateway Punnett, you got to go through 6 million ads for toe fungus.
Nels Air Force Base in Nevada hosts Drag Queen Show.
What the fuck?
Oh, that was another one.
And here's this one's really popular.
This church was infiltrated.
Like, they're not even trying.
They want us to be mad.
A huge part of their movement is a fuck you to me and you and even Ryan.
It's Britta Filter and she is the queen of New York.
Looks like my old church, doesn't it?
Doesn't that look like St. Augustine?
It does.
By the way, I just went there and they had LGBT mentioned in the sermon.
Really?
Mahomile.
And my wife asked if I had a problem with it.
And I said, no, actually, I don't.
Because when they listed LGBTQ, they listed alongside mental illness and disease.
People suffering from disease.
Look at this guy's fat ass at the head of the church.
Go back a tiny bit?
Look at that.
He's mooning the churchgoers and all of Christianity.
I saw Muslims offended by this and Jews.
What do they call them all?
Abramic religions or something?
Yep.
Like, this isn't trying to ingratiate the Catholic church to, or whatever church that is, to homosexuality.
This is just, fuck you.
We're in your church now, bitches.
Brita Filter.
Brita Filter.
They're unapologetic extremists.
Look at 2-8 if you want to see how ridiculous this shit has become.
Just the idiocy.
What people think are artists and drag queens and let's not forget who threw that first brick at Stonewall.
You know, it was a lot of people led to us.
It was not a drag queen tranny that threw the first brick at Stonewall.
There was one tranny there who heard about it when it was already started and it rushed down to be part of it.
And they've since rewritten the history.
So they're even offending other gays at this point.
This term, marriage equality, it starts with.
It's stolen glamour.
I mean, you're patriots.
You are.
I think they take offense to that.
They're like, fucking, I don't want to be a patriot.
Fuck this country.
It's like they don't care either way.
They couldn't give less of a shit about America and the Constitution.
That's not in their mix.
They're known within the gay community as the stupidest part of the gay community.
They just want to do paupers and meth and get high and fuck.
That's it.
In fact, part of their minstrel show where they sort of mock women, they're mocking like the stupidest, vapid bitches that America has to offer.
They probably don't even know what the word patriot means.
You are patriots, and I'm so proud of you all.
I'm so proud to live in this country with you and with your mother and with all of us as families.
Nope.
Look at this.
Like the pedophilia thing, they don't say we need to get rid of this.
Like with Proud Boys, when there was rumors of Nazis, we're like, we need to get rid of any of them.
If you're a Nazi, if you go to Charlottesville, you're disavowed.
We got a clean house.
This guy's Zegild.
I don't care if you're kidding.
You're gone.
But the gay community, they embrace the worst they have to offer.
They don't eschew the freaks.
Queer theorist Sarah Hankins argues that drag performances are a form of sex work that allows the audience member to temporarily embody one or more of a number of bad, unnatural social positions.
For instance, the pedophile.
Even the sexualized youth child themselves.
The act of paving a dominant, domineering woman, a male supplicant, a hapless wave slave, or a boy, allows the audience member to temporarily embody one of them.
And then there's the rest of the quote.
Isn't that disturbing?
So instead of avoiding the pedophile thing and saying, no, no, no, no, that's not us.
They're like, yeah, it's some of us, and that's who we are.
Like the whole monkeypox thing.
They're like, yep, I was pissed on and I had my ass shredded and that's who I am.
And so it becomes a hiding place for sexual predators.
Like this dude, this is kind of an old story, but 3-3.
He.
Oh, is that it?
3-3.
Yes.
Okay, play it.
That's just someone describing what I was going to show.
Jeffrey Wilsby pleaded guilty to 11 accounts of sexual abuse, including the rape of a three-year-old girl.
He's officially designated as a level 3 sexually violent offender, this being the highest of all risk levels.
How does one recover from that?
Well, by identifying as a woman and changing her name to Zena Brandicelli, giving him transformer privilege to do everything he wants all the time.
Zina then became a trans activist, giving speeches at Columbia University as a panelist representing women's experiences in incarceration, led a workshop in 2016 for the Alphabet Soup Mafia, which was meant to help with trans issues.
Can't make this up.
Teamed up with the Silvia Rivera Law Project, an organization with a history of working with men who have diddled kids.
It's no surprise he's a hit with the grooming indoctrination camps at our universities.
This guy went from diddling and raping kids to being an award-winning lettered people activist.
Another one.
This is one of a torrent of the mainstream.
This is what women do with power.
They don't vet.
Remember that guy, that chick, Donna Hilton?
Was that her name?
It was spelled weird, like Hilton with an E. And she had raped a man to death.
And she's at the woman's march, raped him with the steel pole.
She kept him hostage, a gay man.
And she said he liked it.
He was giggling.
That was her defense.
And she cracked up while describing the murder.
And they kept him in a closet and beat him for several days.
And then there she is on a podium talking about prisoners' rights.
Go to 3-4?
Oh, this was a funny way to end.
A funny thing to end on.
So these gays run a coffee shop and they try to make it as woke as possible.
And of course you can never be woke enough.
So they have to close it down because it wasn't inclusionary enough.
I love it.
This is Sonam and Kate from the Innis World.
We're going live as part of a radical accountability process.
We're going to have to put gentrification and anti-blackness on 52nd Street.
We put our community at risk with our presence as well as our workers.
And particularly, this was highlighted by an action from us, and we're here to take responsibility for that inaction and for the harm that we caused.
With the guidance of the workers and Black and Brown Workers Collective, we're trying to raise funds to buy the business and turn it over to our staff.
That'll go great.
As the owners of the space, we put our workers in harm's way each day that we're open and we want to recognize that harm and want to uplift their concerns and needs.
We want to be accountable for our complicitness and our complicitness with gentrification and our engagement with anti-blackness.
So by opening a cafe in a black area, you're putting black lives in danger and you're complicit in colonization.
So much more.
They have worked beyond their needs.
They have made the space what it is and our ultimate goal is to return the space to them and give them the shop that they truly deserve to have.
And what we're asking you to do right now is to stay tuned for a funder so that we can raise the funds to turn over the space to them and to make sure that they get to have Mina's world in the way that they have envisioned it and rightfully should have it.
Okay.
Give them a contract.
You work with a third owner to buy the business and the property.
I'd bet $100,000 that it goes under.
Our ownership and our place as a business and the owners of that business on 52nd Street have caused harm and the exploitation of our workers and gender-based neighborhoods.
God damn it.
Okay, last one.
Proud Boys allegedly vandalize this bakery for having Drag Queen Story Hour.
I'll get the whole story.
Hopefully some of them will see.
It was a culmination week's harassment cited by...
What's NIL?
Northern Illinois?
For hosting a drag show.
Let's dig in.
I follow all these Antifa things.
Like half of my Twitter feed is people I hate and who hate me.
Or the next one?
He's got a good look.
I like it.
Always got a pose for pictures, guys.
Always got a pose.
Drives me fucking nuts.
Take some more selfies.
So yeah, apparently the bakery's doing really bad.
Keep scrolling down on that.
Keep scrolling down on that.
I want to see what they did to the bakery.
Yeah, January 6th, the worst thing in the world.
I love these anarchists saying storming the Capitol was the worst thing in the world.
It was a threat to our democracy.
You hate our democracy.
Anyway, we'll look at that up on a later date.
All right.
I think we're running out of time here.
Let's...
Oh, one little news item people keep sending me.
3.8.
Gazzy Kodzo.
So he's got all that problem with his cult.
There was someone who was allegedly kidnapped there and sexually assaulted.
And you go, that's pretty bad, dude.
I'm not sure how you're going to get out of that.
And then we find out he's also been working as a Russian spy.
Damn.
Black nationalist groups implicated in Russian influence scheme.
Now, the two groups are Black Hammer and Uhuru.
Uhuru was Gazi's old group.
So I bet he got the ball running on both of these.
A Russian national with Kremlin Connections was funding extremist groups in the United States, directing them to publish pro-Russian propaganda as well as other information designed to cause dissension in the United States and promote secessionist ideologies.
So when he was doing that original thing back in 2015 where he's like, what's your name?
What your name is?
Well, well, reparations, y'all.
We're going to come for it.
That could have been part of this Russian propaganda campaign.
Making white people guarantee reparations could be part of a Russian sabotage.
So now he has Russian spy combined with...
Look, he's got a black hammer and everything.
He's got Russian spy combined with gay murderer.
That's pretty bad, my friend.
Pretty, pretty, pretty bad.
Okay, let's jump into the mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a debt.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Doodle.
Administrative results.
Shout out to the Gav.
This apparently happens at the 250 mark.
I have not vetted this first, so I'll probably regret it.
There we go.
Get off my lawn.
Let's not do things we haven't vetted first.
So the first vetted letter is super chats.
You know what help with the super chats being able to super chat from the phone?
How many people are watching this on their fucking computers?
Oh, yeah.
I don't understand the technology of that.
Again, the problem with the phone is we know that they're dying to ban our app.
So every time we alter the app and make an update, we're resubmitting our existence in an environment that wants us dead.
So I don't think it's worth the risk.
Thank you very much.
Hey, Vaj and Reis Gay.
Do you remember this Dutch girl from the Dutch farmer thing?
I think she's a 10.
So a lot of people sent me this.
This is the girl with the scarf around her neck who was on Tucker.
Liva Vladingerbrech.
I mean, is she an example of one of the hot chicks on the new American right?
I don't think so.
I think you're forgetting the parameters of this particular thing.
A lot of people said you forgot Candace Owens.
No.
I did not.
How to deal with the ATF.
This has been a popular thing going around the town.
This guy is about to get his guns confiscated, so he calls the police.
Can pull that up.
I'm going to show you a video that is probably going to make Chucks pregnant.
So there's a crazy video of the ATF going to a house, and the ATF is like, hey, you know, you bought some guns.
We need to see if you still have them because of straw purchase.
A complete violation of your Second Amendment, your Fourth Amendment, and just, you know, basic common sense and humanity.
Here's...
Is this Ryan Long post-testosterone treatment?
The ATF agents, they go to one dude's house, and the dude goes, oh yeah, I'm going to go get it.
Hold on a sec.
Closes the door, calls the cops, he goes, there's somebody out here pretending to be a cop who wants to see my guns.
And that's how you get this confrontation right here.
Hey, turn around, let me see your hands.
Turn around, let me see your hands.
Okay, let me see your hands.
I need to see some ID.
Get on the ground.
Get on the ground now.
Get on the ground.
What is your deal?
Are federal agents above cops?
I'm a federal agent.
9171103.
I'm a federal agent.
Get on the ground so I can find out who you are.
It ain't happening.
This is like a shot.
I got my ID.
Do not reach for your waist.
Keep your hands up.
Why would I have an OH?
Get your hands up.
Get on the ground.
Face down.
Face down.
You guys are making a big mistake.
You are the one making the mistake.
And then he finally says that, I get on the ground.
I'm a federal hunter check if that got you off.
So are you going to become an FBI?
Do you have to become a cop first?
It says here the FBI does not outrank local police, and they can't just show up and take over like in Hollywood movies.
Do not resist.
I'm not resisting.
You're acting like a federal.
Wait a second.
Now my search history is going to include how do you become a federal agent?
I'm ready to be a Fed.
Fed me up.
I'm just going to put in brackets for the show.
Rick!
Don't do this!
Wait a second.
I got a medical condition.
Get my license out of my pocket.
We're getting you secured first.
Please, please, wait.
Don't.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm preventing.
I can't breathe.
I'm not up resisting.
Would you please get my ID out of my left pocket?
Stop.
I'm resisting.
My wife's pleased.
What's Fred?
Yo, get your taser on.
My taste is.
Get your taser in, dude.
No, don't do that.
Don't make me.
Don't do that.
Okay.
Get him off.
Get him off.
Don't taste me, bro.
I'm a terrible agent.
Oh, fuck you, Patrick.
Somebody show me Nancy Paul's floppy tits.
Quick!
Medical emergency!
Actually, go to...
Speaking of big fucking tits, go to the final.
This isn't the final video, but it's listed down there.
The last one.
This is a baby monster who made a big fucking tits video.
That's really good.
God, man, look at the body on her.
Christ, man, I know.
Look at those boobs.
These big fucking tits.
You're not kidding, man.
Nothing I love more than some big fucking tits.
Right.
Big fucking tits.
Some big fucking tits, you know, man?
Wait, why don't we see if something else?
I mean like some big fucking tits.
I know, man, I get it.
No, you don't get it.
I mean like some big fucking tick.
God, man.
That rules.
Remember being young and there was there'd always be scenes like that where some guy would just lose it?
Yeah.
Maybe it's because testosterone was coursing through our veins.
I'm a 37-year-old man raising two teenagers and you're the most underrated man on YouTube.
I couldn't agree more.
Because you held your ground, you lost millions of subs but gained die-hard loyal fans and no, not fans, real friends.
I stumbled upon you years ago right after you got doxed from Vice and you got canceled after the Proud Boys do and you disappeared.
Everyone that's not a Proud Boy but loves your take on life lost sight of you but didn't lose allegiance.
You started Mad Coffee.
No, I didn't.
Mad Coffee is another one of these YouTube sites that just steals our content.
And I think YouTube allows it because they think it's, I don't like it.
And so they're trying to hurt me.
But I love it.
It's free advertising.
And as long as the clips are like six to 10 minutes, guys, go beneath.
I stumbled upon you, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You started Mad Coffee, so no.
And uncensored.
Well, it's called censored, but okay.
And it started popping back up in my algorithm.
I have a smoking hot 29-year-old legal Guatemalan who was adopted at six months, the way immigration used to be back in the 90s.
I look like an Amish Sasquatch from Cleveland, Ohio.
I don't care.
I'm divorced, but take care of my ex because it's in my DNA.
She's a fuck-up, but I love her, and so do my kids.
I respect you and your fun lessons that should feel condescending, but they don't because it's so wise.
You just eat it.
Your count is going to explode one day.
Who knows when?
Sooner than later.
Keep going.
You are my household background.
Thank God you didn't quit.
My woman and I appreciate you from here to there, and we'll keep bringing you into our home and spreading your message around.
God bless.
I usually read the ones that kiss my ass because they're always really well done.
This one just says for Gavin.
It's a cool dub song.
That's well done.
Vocals could come up a bit there.
Oh, I like how the bass drums shake in the camera.
All right, that's a fun little diddy.
And then last one, keep Crip Daddy.
I'm loving Crip Daddy's show.
It's rough around the edges, but I feel like it's going to become a fucking gem.
I do hope y'all give him a shot.
No, I hope y'all give him a shot at him making this.
Like, your fucking grammar is just exhausting.
I'm loving CripDaddy's show.
Good.
It's rough around the edges, but I feel like it's going to become a fucking gem.
Great.
I do hope y'all give him a shot at him making this show into something really...
It's...
Okay, what you want to say there, sir, is I do hope y'all give him a shot at making this show into something really amazing.
Why would you say give him a shot at him?
Fucking public education in this country is so bad.
Just cut out the superfluous words.
If they don't improve the sentence, they don't need to be there.
Tell him his mom's a con.
I want to fuck you with my heels on.
What time did he send that at?
Maybe he was so wasted.
Nope, 7.45 p.m.
Oh, last one here.
Dear Gavin and the censored.tv crew, recently I noticed that your website shortcut, which would normally appear on my Google homepage, no longer shows up.
I looked up at my settings to make sure I didn't screw something up.
It's supposed to show most visited sites.
Despite visiting your site about once per day, your site doesn't show up, while other, less frequently visited sites do.
That's some top-notch censorship and very much on-brand.
Keep up the good work.
Yeah, that's what I was saying to Infowars this morning is I used to hate the word censored and I was bummed about losing free speech.tv, but it's turned out to become the most used word in the modern media because it's going, they're going crazy with it.
We had a minister of information there for a second.
Remember that woman singing show tunes?
Luckily, we canceled that, but it existed.
All right, let's get to the final video.
This is 8-8.
Some nude guy shows up in your backyard.
And, you know, if you're a middle-aged man, you don't have great cardio, you don't work out a lot, or you've got brutal hemorrhoids and cracked ribs.
My ribs are all cracked here.
And my knee's fucked up.
Like, if I touch it, it aches.
That's from the impact.
You don't really feel like fighting a naked 22-year-old on crack.
So even though you're probably watching this going, just kick his ass.
22-year-olds on LSD have got pretty good cardio.
This is not a good place for me to be, yeah.
Go back to the beginning now.
Fuck you!
She's got him in some kind of chokehold.
His leg is on his dink.
Hey, why are they running like that?
What is your fucking problem?
Wait a minute.
Stop.
Stop.
That got a bit gay.
What is your fucking problem?
Like, he lay there with his leg on his penis.
I mean, even if you're the most exhausted you've ever been in your life, get your leg off his dick.
You know?
I don't know.
I feel like it is kind of an ideal position.
For what?
Being gay?
Yes.
And to love.
Well, look at all MMA.
I mean, it's all.
No, no, I don't mind.
You're not listening to me, Mr. McClellan.
But you really get a good grip.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not talking about that, Ryan.
I'll show you what I'm talking about.
He easily moves...
The guy moves his other, the other guy's arm off easy peasy.
So this is all fine.
This is all reasonable.
It's this right here.
What are you doing there?
Look what happens when he lets the leg go.
I know, but what's with the arm?
It's just like, ah, ah, ah.
Here, go back to the beginning and I'll show you the complete transition.
Fine.
Good.
Good.
Yep, get him.
You got him.
Great.
Great.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
This.
11002.
What is that?
With his arm down.
Did he say I love you?
Yes.
Okay, that is good.
What is your fucking problem?
You are so weird.
Why are you fucking bad?
You are so hot and weird.
Dude.
What the fuck?
You need to get the fuck away from me.
Never there.
We go.
Finally.
That was pretty good.
This dude is fucking crazy.
Don't turn your back.
Settle down.
Sit up.
Relax, dude.
Settle down.
Call the police, dude.
You fat.
What?
Relax.
What's going on here?
Dude, settle down.
Look, he won't call the police.
He's got his hands on his knees.
Have they had some sort of encounter before?
And he's reluctant because he doesn't want him spilling the beans?
Wait a minute.
That's his son's friend, and they've touched each other before.
And he said, and that's why the guy showed up there wasted.
Wait, you got to cut me out or move me.
You know what?
What'd you take, dude?
Absinthe?
What'd he take?
I have no fucking clue.
Jesus Christ.
I've seen that, but it's almost like...
That whole ramp-up really adds to it.
I just skipped to the end part.
Do you think he landed in a pool or in a pile of garbage?
It sounded like a pile of garb.
Did you say a pile of garb?
Yeah.
Alright, so that is a perfect way to end the show with you saying something terrible.
Garb?
You call garbage garb now?
Sometimes?
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
It's not a joke.
Be brave and never stop fighting.
I know what you do.
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