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Aug. 1, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #158 - GAZI KODZO GOES TO JAIL (Part 1)
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And that was Bad Breeding and the hit song Burn This Flag.
They're from Stevenage, where I was born, very sort of anarcho-punk-sounding band.
Remind me of Crass and Conflict, but they're brand new.
Welcome back to our Thursday co-host, Maddie Odell.
What's going on, everybody?
Good to be here.
Good to be seeing.
He's here and ready to rock.
You seem particularly ready to rock.
Oh, yeah.
I've been hitting the booze a little bit early today.
What's your poison on today, for example?
Today, I've been drinking rum.
Rum?
Yeah, I had a couple of dark and stormies.
What is in a dark and stormy?
Dark and stormy is dark rum, like Myers or a couple of any dark rum.
Ginger beer.
And lime juice with a garnish of rum.
Then I had a rum swizzle.
Is that what's in those brass pot cups I see you with sometimes?
Yes.
Why is it in those cups?
Copper cups.
Copper cups, yeah.
What's that about?
Because pirates used to do that?
They probably charged me more for it.
But then I had a few rum swizzles, which is like a Bermuda drink.
That's where it was invented.
Sounds like a Caribbean Snoop Dogg.
Yeah, rum swizzle.
Then I had a couple of Trulies, so I stopped by our local.
That's your poison.
And then I came here.
Wow, that's a lot of booze.
I'm probably about eight, ten drinks.
Did you get any food in India during that time?
I had one skewer of shrimp and pineapple.
Pineapples.
I love pineapple.
But I did have shrimp and pineapple skewers.
Oh, wow.
Also, we usually have Ryan Ketsu Rivera here, but today he's sick.
So we have a Chinese retard.
Hello.
Who will be filling in for him?
As you know, the Thursday night shows are live.
We take calls.
We read viewers' mail.
It's really about the people.
It's a democracy here.
It's a republic, too.
For the people, by the people.
For the people, by the people.
So there's the super chat where we take money and we read everything that's over $100.
100% of that money goes to Max Hare and John Kinsman, who are in prison for fighting Antifa.
I'm worried that the AC went out because it overheated because it doesn't feel like 69.
Shut down.
Yeah, we're going through a heat wave here, folks.
It sucks.
There's the call-ins.
We'll be putting the number down.
We read from the mail.
And then there's the chat that's on the site, right?
That's correct.
I don't know why I said that so aggressively.
I know.
It was really weird.
That felt weird.
That's right.
Oh, yeah, because you're Chinese tonight.
Yeah.
And this episode is brought to you by Johnny Apple.
Oh, good.
There it comes.
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These guys have been with us since day one.
And they basically have managed to harbor, harness the power of the beautiful hemp plant without any of the illegal stuff.
And there are vapes.
You've got the little vaping cartridge.
Do you use the Johnny Apple vapes, Ryan?
I don't use the vapes personally, but that's what's so good.
Do you still vape?
I vape a tobacco cigarette.
I vape tobacco cigarette?
Yeah, no weed, nothing like that.
CBD wouldn't get me.
You didn't even quit vaping when you had a baby.
Yeah, but now I have a balcony, and I'm not quitting that.
I don't drink.
I don't do weed.
I'm going to vape forever.
I don't do weed.
Yeah.
Is that like doing acid?
Well, he's been on this show doing Johnny Apple CBD vapes.
That's Delta 8, though.
Completely legal.
Still hemp.
And it's more of like a, hey, how funny would it be if I just got a little ripped on the it's for the show?
All right, all right.
They've got cartridges, they've got tincture, they've got topicals, they've got gummies.
It's incredible the variety they have.
So if you're going to do CBD, which you are, then go to johnnyapple.com because they support free speech.
And it's amazing the variety of benefits you get from all these various Johnny Apple products.
From taking the edge off coffee with the tincture to helping you sleep at night with the gummies to ailing your aching bones with the topicals.
For boxing?
Oh my God.
And that's just the shit I've tried.
They have nighttime tincture as well.
Puts you right to sleep.
They have a nighttime CBD vape, vapeable.
And they have Delta 8 gummies.
So basically every form that you can intake the CBD, you could also do Delta 8, which will get you effed up.
You were involved with CBDs a long time ago.
Yes, yes.
I had five stores.
What?
One in Wilmington, North Carolina, four in Manhattan, and one in Brooklyn.
Oh, one in Brooklyn.
Yeah.
Was that lucrative?
Was that lucrative?
Yeah.
It was before all the hype and all that, but yeah, it was lucrative.
I only own a small part.
I own 3% of the company.
And then you went away.
Yeah.
So you lost your shares.
What we funded the company starting with was THC oil.
They saw in plain view and sent me away.
Way before it was legal.
And it's totally legal now, right?
Yeah.
So cops could walk into your house right now.
So THC.
In New York State, you're allowed three ounces on your person and five pounds in your house.
Five pounds.
Yeah.
I'm not dealing.
I just needed five pounds of this shit.
Yeah.
Personal use.
Why not?
Also in the news, I know no one cares anymore, but I'm sticking to it.
My Mets bet.
They're at 58 wins, 35 losses.
I'm at 1,185.
No way of $1,100.
Game tomorrow.
Game tomorrow.
Yes, sir.
We're going on Saturday.
It's my boy's birthday.
And then we committed to no screen day, if you recall.
Thursdays.
Thursdays.
I would like to report that I failed today.
I did a terrible job.
I'm not happy with that.
I woke up at 8:30 and looked at my phone for an hour.
So started the day violating it.
I forgot it was no screen day, but I was no better throughout the day.
And even when I went to bars, well, to a bar today, I'm staring at a fucking screen.
I'm actually watching an interview with a Yankee.
I don't care about the Yankees.
And I can't, there's no closed captions.
So I'm just watching a Yankee guy.
I don't recognize, just going.
And I'm staring at that.
Looked at my phone all the time.
Playing pool with my son, I looked at my phone during the pool game, which is just like smoking crack when you're playing baseball with a kid.
You're out there.
It's fucking pathetic.
They're on a run.
So I'm not impressed with the G today on Thursday, no phone days.
But that's the way it is with these challenges.
Sometimes you fail.
Sometimes you fall off the wagon.
If you look at it, well, if you're never on the wagon, it's not really falling off.
So you don't really have to beat yourself up too much.
No, we had a goal here.
I think we all failed.
I'm guessing you guys didn't even participate.
I did my Wordle.
And I sent you a bunch of messages.
Does Wordle count?
I don't think it counts.
Well, yeah, it was a weird fucking one today.
Wordle is fine.
No, I don't count that as a sent you a bunch of couple of things.
Well, it's not no screen day.
It's to a minimum.
And then you were working and at bars.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember when Dante Nero and I started No Wanks, I'd jerk off looking at porn, and I'd be like, I fucked up, dude.
And he's like, well, what do you do when you fuck up?
You get back on the horse.
You can do this.
I guess that's why they have a sponsor.
Yeah.
Now I don't find it very challenging to not beat off at all.
Yeah, I'm like, eh.
It took years, though.
It took years to.
I could look at porn right now for 20 minutes and have a boner and then not beat off.
Yeah.
Well, I beat off for years in prison, so.
That's like beating off in hard mode, isn't it?
There's nothing sexy.
You go into the shower to kill babies.
Oh, we're sitting here jibber-jabbering while our friends are getting their death sentence in a kangaroo court called the January 6th hearings.
We've got Rachel Maddow narrating.
We'll be checking in on that.
I don't know how to do that because remember last time we live streamed the live hearings and it was torture.
Yes.
It was brute, it was fucking stultifying incompetence.
Still, it's not admissible in any court.
It's not admissible in any court.
You can't face your accuser.
There's no jury of your peers.
And they get random losers.
They get the fucking blue-haired tattoo guy who said, I quit the oath keepers when they denied the Holocaust.
Bull shit.
They're just trying to poison a jury.
Bullshit.
There's no fucking way that guy.
And we got a letter from someone who lives in the town where this dude said the Holocaust is being denied.
And he's like, I guarantee you that didn't happen in this town.
We're not political here.
It's a tiny town in the middle of nowhere.
We're cut off from the highway.
We don't sit around denying the Holocaust.
We like log and try to get enough firewood for winter.
And then the other guy was a redneck who goes, yeah, Trump made me do it.
And I totally regret it.
Can I go now?
Trump made him do it.
Yeah, basically.
And then they go, well, do you still think the election was rigged and unfair?
And he doesn't say, no, I do not think that anymore.
I now know the election was fair, which is what he was trained to say.
But he goes, not really.
You're like, this is in a hearing.
You guys have ringers representing your side.
And even your ringers are like, it could be fake.
It could have been stolen.
I don't know.
Anyway, I just want to say it's called conjecture and surmise.
Nothing to it.
The man who threatened me before this didn't mention anything about me answering that.
I was told my kids would be let out by.
Show me the phone call or the text directly from Donald Trump to you.
Well, that's what they're pushing right now.
So we've got to tune into that, dude.
Let's see what they got.
I guarantee you because it doesn't exist.
Yeah, of course not.
We know that Donald Trump tried to pressure his vice president to illegally reject votes and delay the proceedings.
Not illegally.
That's a lie.
He tried to get him to legally.
How can you know what somebody thinks?
Well, to reject the Electoral College is perfectly legal.
If you feel that something was the election was stolen, the vice president's job is to overturn the election, but Mike Pence is too much of a pussy, and that's why people were joking about hanging him outside.
They were mad at him.
President Trump sent to the Capitol, broke through security, invaded the Capitol, and forced the vote counting to stop.
That mob was violent and destructive, and many came armed.
Wait, force the vote counting to stop?
The votes were counted.
Secret Service agents protecting the induction that they were delaying.
No one was sitting there at the Capitol like 37,042, 37,043, 37,044.
Hey, what happened?
It was to validate the fraud.
And as you will see today, Donald Trump's own White House council, his own White House staff, members of his own family, all implored him to immediately intervene to condemn the violence and instruct his supporters to stand down, leave the Capitol, and dismiss it.
These are all lies.
His staff and his daughter said, For all I know, the election is fair.
His daughter said, I guess it was fair.
I don't know.
And then his staff went, Donald, I don't think you should pursue questioning the results.
I think let's just let it go.
I think it was fair.
That's their opinion.
And from all across the country, they've turning that into, they begged him to stop, and he said, fuck you, we're burning this place down.
Opinion is a key factor there.
Right.
And journalists in journalism school, if it was worth half its salt, they would teach you that you can say he appeared to be racist or he appeared to want to kill her or he appeared to hate her.
You can't say he hated her.
Thank you, and I now recognize the gentlewoman from Virginia.
Thank you, Madam Vice Chair.
Article 2 of our Constitution requires that the President swear a very specific oath every four years.
Every president swears or affirms faithfully execute the Office of the Part of the United States.
And to the best of the people, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
Yeah, nobody's moving in that.
The president also assumes the constitutional duty to take care that our nation's laws be faithfully executed.
And as the commander in chief doesn't mean anything.
Like, this is why we're not live streaming this.
It has nothing to do with anything.
It's all rhetoric.
It's all it is.
He took an oath to make sure that no one invaded the Capitol if he lost the election.
What are you talking about?
Just like Biden did, and he's derelict in his fucking duties with the fucking open border.
He violated his oath.
What part of his oath did he violate?
That he would obey the law?
He probably did obey the law.
He was the most stand-up guy ever in office.
Yeah, really, which is the whole problem with Trump is that he said this place is corrupt.
Did you get that text from my cousin this morning?
About Khrushchev?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, predicting all this.
Scary.
After telling the crowd to march multiple times, he promised he would be with them.
Is everyone in this hearing ugly?
We're going to walk down and I'll be there with you.
We're going to walk down.
We're going to walk down anyone you want, but I think right here, we're going to walk down to the Capitol.
Yes?
So let's walk down Pennsylvania Avenue.
Where's the threats of violence?
They literally cut out the word peacefully one second after that.
This is Stalinism, where you airbrush something airbush, you paint someone out of a photo.
It was right to the millisecond.
Oh, yeah.
And they jumped over it like the parentheses dot dot dot and then went to another one.
I bet we're going to hear a clip where we hear the p of peacefully at the direction of President Trump.
Thousands more rioters marched forward.
What's going on?
Does it keep freezing?
And they joined the assassin.
Thousands.
As you will see in great detail tonight, President Trump was being advised by nearly everyone to immediately instruct his supporters to leave the Capitol, disperse, and halt the violence.
Someone's asking what my wife uses for makeup?
I don't know.
Told President Trump to condemn the violence in clear and unmistakable terms.
And those on Capitol Hill and across the nation begged President Trump to help.
Begged President President chose not to do what all of those people begged.
He refused to tell the mob to leave until 417.
When he tweeted, that sounds pretty early.
They're repeating what they said this already.
All that is bullshit.
Very special.
And it's repetitive.
He could have stopped it.
Why didn't he stop it?
They said all of this already.
417.
I know how you feel.
Hello?
Hey, a baby monster is asking what kind of makeup you use.
I thought it was Sephora.
Like, what's your brands that you enjoy?
I use all sorts of different kinds of makeup.
You don't just use one kind of brand.
Oh, sorry.
God, I sound like an idiot.
What's your favorite lipstick?
Hello?
Hello?
Lipstick brand?
This is going well.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, sorry.
What do you want to know?
I want to know what lipstick brand you like.
Lipstick?
Yes.
Let's see.
I like Bobby Brown, Chanel.
What's my favorite?
Oh, just like this weird brand, Tarte, T-A-R-T-E.
What about eyeshadow?
Who's your favorite eyeshadow guy?
James Charles.
I don't really wear eyeshadow.
I wear black eyeliner.
Sometimes I just get drugstore brand because it's fine, like liquid eyeliner.
Uh-huh.
And then who's your top blush company?
Foundation.
Foundation.
I use this like cheek tint from Benefit.
Okay.
And what's your least difficult foundation?
I don't wear foundation because I've got decent skin.
You were going to say perfect, and then you stopped.
I got decent skin.
Okay, thank you.
You got what?
I got good jeans.
Okay, thanks for calling.
So there's that gossip.
Just a little heart from Bryce.
Bryce, thank you.
$100.
This dude, I just want to mention this on tonight's show because it seems like old news tomorrow.
You know that dude who jumped into a burning building?
And my only beef with him is that he has a bad eye and he's not wearing an eye patch.
Like the Lord gives you a gift of a shitty eye and you don't reciprocate with an eye patch?
What a waste.
But real quick, I have this pause.
I don't know if it's going to go anywhere.
They're actually talking about the pipe bombs for once.
So we'll get to that.
Oh, it's the first time I've heard of this.
Yes.
Hours of hand-to-hand combat.
It seriously injured scores of lives.
I tried to pause it.
It didn't work.
Hand-to-hand combat.
Her arms, that little tiny cop, that Capitol police cop who was crying on the sand, her arms were black and blue and blocking.
It was like crouching tiger hidden dragon.
Hours.
She was doing all kinds of like, you know, in Italy in Wufu, Kung Fu, where you take the energy that they give and you just like you don't block it because now you're taking that, but you just sort of go, you're diverting the energy.
Divert the energy.
And then the guy's like, whoa, and he goes flying down.
Yeah, so she's like taking their energy.
She was centering all her chakras and chi so she could do that for hours.
Hours.
In like two inches of blood.
Hand-to-hand combat.
I mean, people can't go like 20 minutes.
30 seconds.
A 30-second fight is exhausting.
You're lucky if they'll give you a minute, 90 seconds.
Her fights?
They're usually like six seconds.
Her?
Hours and hours and hours.
Of hand-to-hand combat.
Anyway, you know the guy I'm talking about, right?
Yeah, this guy.
I love Inside Edition.
Look at the way they do news.
Go to the beginning.
That guy is pretty hot.
Yeah, she's pretty hot.
That's not him.
delivery guy but on this day he was serving up a large helping of heroism when he drove by a home on fire he did something that's usually a big no-no I ordered pepperoni.
I don't want, I can't eat heroism.
There's nobody else inside the house, right?
Lying on the ground.
I hate when you order heroism and it doesn't come with marinara sauce.
You're like, what the fuck?
I think that might be the shadow on his pants.
That looks like blood.
Yeah.
Keep playing.
This man is being hailed a hero.
No, I think it's like a pattern.
Pata.
Wait, what's going on?
A little freezy.
It's buffering.
Dude, what's going on with our fucking internet today?
Lying on the ground, choking and gasping for breath.
This man is being hailed a hero for saving a family of six.
Police body cam video captured people.
25-year-old Nick Vostick ran from a burning home carrying a six-year-old child.
Hey, it looked like hell.
God bless you.
Imagine what hell looked like.
Nick works in a pizza restaurant in Lafayette, Indiana, and jumped into action after seeing the house on fire as he was driving by.
He ran inside to help rescue the occupants, then ran back again to look for a six-year-old who was still inside.
Who was a tiny bit annoying?
You can't really see it in this, or I can't see it in this shot, but his left eye is toast.
Okay, so anyway, check out his GoFundMe, dude.
You're like, give that guy some money.
I hope he's making some money.
He's in the hospital.
His hands are all fucked up.
He's a hero.
We need to encourage this behavior.
Oh, okay, we're good.
Half a million dollars.
Yeah.
Damn.
Heroism is, we're topped off now.
We filled our boots.
Thank you very much for that, everyone.
And then surpassed their goal by five times.
Yes.
And then you look at another Indiana hero.
A lot of heroes in Indiana.
That dude shot.
Mike Pence is from Indiana.
What?
Mike Pence.
The mass shooter who was able to kill people for 15 seconds.
He got two in 15 seconds.
And Elijah Dixon just goes, and you know what they say?
What?
He wasn't supposed to have the gun in the mall, and he did not have a concealed weapons permit.
But he saved the day.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I thought his gun was legal.
Oh, I think it was legal, but I don't think he had concealed permit, which means you get to put it on your shirt or conceal it.
And I think the mall is like a gun-free zone.
Oh.
What a dick.
Throw him in jail.
He broke the laws.
What a bastard.
He saved the day.
Well, yeah, we were talking about this yesterday where they go, three people killed in shooting.
Well, yeah.
And he was one of them.
Two people and sent you a picture of the guy on the floor dead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking horrible.
But not that it's horrible.
He's dead.
Yeah.
Fuck that guy.
It's a horrible photograph.
But he's only got three grand, this dude.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Greenhood.
Now, I'm not saying he needs half a million, but he should have some dough thrown his way.
What?
Did he get charged?
Better not have.
Can you imagine?
Well, they have like the good Samaritan-in-law and shit like that.
Yeah, you thought the bodega guy had a lot of people backing him.
People should be praising him.
Should be.
People should also be praising Fop Metals.
Yeah.
P-H-A-U-P.
This is a precious metals distributor.
They sell silver.
They sell gold.
They sell coins.
Now, if you're listening to the audio version of this free podcast, please remember that it's not FOP.
It's P-H-A-U-P.
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We've got, look at this, the generic Buffalo one-ounce silver round.
They've got all kinds of rare coins you can store it in.
You can invest in larger quantities of silver and gold.
Canadian Maple Leaf there.
It's all, yeah, we've got a Canadian coin there.
It's all well organized.
And in this fucking economy, with Joe Biden printing money like it's going in a style, meanwhile, not knowing where he is, the man who decides the value of the American dollar has no idea where he is.
He says the Holocaust needs to be honored.
He confuses Palestine with Israel.
He's shaken an invisible hand twice.
He consistently says, I don't know what I'm doing.
What should I do next?
He's had cancer.
He's read the same script twice.
He thinks he has cancer.
And he doesn't.
I don't even think he has COVID.
I think they just said he has COVID because he's really fucking up.
And they go, just you need a week to lie down.
Let's just say you have COVID.
Or worst case scenario, not necessarily worst case, but a more radical scenario is that they're piecing him out.
They're telling him he has COVID as they inject something in him that can't be detected so he can die and they can stop being embarrassed.
Because human life means nothing to the left.
But anyway, that's got nothing to do with precious metals.
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Veteran-owned.
That's different.
That's why I always say, like, this coffee's good.
This other coffee's good.
But once you find a coffee that's MAGA, you should stick to that.
Like my optometrist.
He's a MAGA guy, so now I'll be going to him for the rest of my life.
I'm in the market for a fucking MAGA barber now since I had to change barbers.
But these guys are MAGA.
They support, or I actually don't even know if they're MAGA.
I know that they are not scared of MAGA and aren't scared of the radical left and support this show.
So that's good enough for me.
They're pro-free speech.
That's all you can really ask of someone.
So that's fopmetals.com, P-H-A-U-P-Metals.com.
Promo code Gavin.
We're not going to go behind the paywall yet, but we will soon.
Let's open the mailbag, Rye Guy.
Okey-dokey.
We haven't had a lot of these pay-for super chat things.
Are you ignoring them?
No, so you've shown a hundred percent of them there might be one or two that just came in, but we went through a couple before and I'm sure there's more Hi,
Gavin and Marty.
I guess low teach name.
Yeah, we'll see.
His name is Mario Delowitz.
This is coming from a woman.
Hey, corrupt Gavins.
We'll see who has the low tea now.
You see that clip of him?
I saw that.
Are you talking about him where he goes?
We'll see who gets canceled.
Watch your back.
Maybe we're going to cancel you.
Hey, corrupt leftists.
We'll see who, you know.
Oh.
It's like the least threatening thing ever.
But we have tea tests.
Oh, yeah, we do.
So we can maybe do them tomorrow morning.
Testosterone tests.
Yes.
So we'll see about this low tea next.
I'm feeling less testosterone than Ryan.
I'm quitting the show.
Well, you're an alcoholic.
Not an alcoholic, but you drink like one.
Is that good or bad for tea?
I don't think that's good.
I think that is bad.
You have no idea.
That's correct.
Well, I have previous tea tests to go from.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Mine was higher than Ryan's.
Wow.
And that's pathetic.
You've got like seven doctors worried about your testosterone.
100%.
Well.
So a buddy of mine and my husband is, oh, God.
A buddy of mine and my husband's.
That's the intro.
A buddy of mine and my husband's.
Is totally beaten down by his wife.
She's crazy, needs constant attention, is jealous, forces him to go to individual and couples therapy, makes him check off chores off a list.
He's become a sad excuse of a man, and almost every part of his existence is controlled by her.
The worst part is they're in their mid to late 20s and have a one-year-old and they want more kids.
He's not happy.
He's told us this.
And said his home life is the worst part of his life.
It's supposed to be the opposite.
You're supposed to come home.
Yay, daddy's home.
The home life should be.
When I came home today, my wife was wearing an apron, a skirt, high-heel shoes, tons of makeup.
Her hair was just done, and she was vacuuming.
And she said, oh, I'm so glad you're home.
I'm sorry.
I thought I'd be done the vacuuming by now.
And I was a little annoyed because it's loud.
And she ran and got my slippers and my pipe and the newspaper.
And I went, I've already read this, you fucking idiot.
Yeah.
The day of my son's birth, I come home from working the overnights in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
Come back to Marmarnick, where I lived at the time.
My wife is vacuuming the living room.
And she just had a baby.
No, prior to, she's ready to go.
Oh, she's like nine months, right?
So me and my buddy stop at the bar before I go home.
So we're about a six pack in each.
So he comes in the house with me, and she's like, oh, you know, what are you doing?
I said, I'm going to set up the barbecue.
I'm going to barbecue.
So I go out my bedroom window onto the deck of the roof of my back patio.
Oh, yeah, I know this story.
Oh, yeah.
And my wife's like, I think I'm having contractions.
I'm going to go to the hospital.
I'm like, yeah, have your friend take you.
Go to the hospital.
I'll meet you in the middle of the house.
I'm going to take a shower and I'll meet you there.
Didn't you sleep on the roof for a little bit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
About three, four hours.
That's nice.
I got to the hospital at 11 p.m.
And when was she there?
1 o'clock in the afternoon.
That's pretty bad.
But my wife's first baby, it was like 28 hours of contractions.
Jesus thank God my ex-wife she fucking I got there at 11 By midnight, it was done.
And I was back at the bar celebrating with cigars.
Wow.
The good old days, when you could, you know, come back home to your wife, right?
And you just come back from Jurassic Park.
Right?
Jurassic Park.
And you hung out with what?
The T-Rex, right?
With a short arm.
That's Jeff Goldblum.
Of course.
Yeah, Jeff Goldblum, of course.
I don't know, Brian.
I think Kyle Donegan might have a copyright on that.
Apartments.com.
Apartments.com, Jurassic Park.
That was pretty good.
What are you talking about?
Now it's good.
Yes.
Jurassic Park.
Could be, possibly.
The whole thing with the park.
The worst part is, guys, I already said that.
They have a long way to go in life together.
Is there any hope for him?
We don't encourage divorce because of the kid, but the situation is bad.
What can we do to help him?
He needs to bail out.
He's got him.
I think he can save it.
You just got to man up.
And when you get the chore list, you have to laugh and go, that's not how it happens.
Here's something I've learned about marriage.
You have to constantly have checks and balances and go, I don't know what's getting in.
Why is she the boss?
But you're talking to me like I'm your bitch this week.
And things are not set in stone from day one.
They waver off track.
And occasionally you have to, it's almost like sleeping at the wheel.
You have to go and redefine that you're the man.
I don't know what kind of car I'm driving here.
Maybe a go-kart.
Redefine that you're the man.
You're not taking that.
So I think you could save this marriage by saying, this is not how it's going.
If I do a chore, I do a chore.
You can shove therapy up your ass.
And even if she suggests divorce after that, say, no, we're not getting divorced.
He needs to man up.
He's got to take control of the situation.
Because women don't like this.
They don't feel comfortable pussywhipping a guy.
They don't feel comfortable abusing him.
It's actually like adopting a teen who's like 13 and he starts acting out to test your boundaries.
I'm not saying you should slap her, but you kind of have to psh, psh, psh.
Next thing you know, he's a cuck.
Yes.
Because she wants someone that's going to take charge.
And she's going to dump him.
Yeah.
This is especially true of Hispanic women.
Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, when you're nice to them and you do everything they say, they walk all over you until they're bored of you.
Women need discipline.
Spanish women need a lot of discipline.
Yes.
All right, let's, we're about to go behind the paywall.
Let's first look at this fat chick being a cheerleader.
Okay.
You can tell how exhausted she is.
Heavy breathing.
Oof.
Hit it, chubby.
Steel.
I don't know about steel.
Is that a video?
This is Chris Farley on SNL.
If it's a man, it's a comedy.
Look how exhausted she is just from that one move.
And look at the ground shake.
I did it.
Steel weighs as much as she's definitely not doing any aerobatics.
Things all your chairs have to be made out of?
Steel.
She's so fat, she's sponsored by steel because everything she touches has to be made of that.
Wheelchairs.
If you look closely, there's a copyright.
There's a registered trademark, a little icon, right?
Shoes.
When her knee hits, the ground just goes.
Yeah, it just goes zoom gun dunk.
All right, let's steal things that I do for people's plates at the buffet.
Oh, Lord.
That's a big bit.
That's a big girl.
God bless her.
God bless her, cotton socks.
That's right.
All right, let's play the call-in thing and then start accepting calls.
You are on air.
This is a fucking loser.
I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
Hey, why does everyone get two things?
You have one thing.
Thank you for calling.
It's great hearing from you.
Bye-bye.
All right, next call.
So we've got.
Oh, we should also explain the super chats.
Yes.
So what you will do, folks, at home, and you know, if you're not home, it doesn't matter.
You go to the website, right?
Watch live.
It's a banner at the top.
Why isn't the website advertising our two shows?
Good point.
We're on that, actually.
There was an email chain that maybe you're not privy to, but it's being handled.
We've got the Dallas show locked in, and we have the Vegas show locked in.
The Dallas show is actually, if you check my getter, it's the pinned get.
Get it done.
Oh, fuck.
I'm not logged in on my computer.
Getter.com.
Go to my getter.
Jeff Goldblum can tell you how to do it.
Go together.com slash Gavin McKinnis.
Right?
Gavin McKinnis, all one word.
Yep.
No underscore.
You click on the link.
Las Vegas is there.
Las Vegas is September 10th.
And then Dallas is two days of short small shows.
And those are, the Dallas dates are.
September.
No, no, that's Vegas.
Oh.
We've had a change.
Wait, I think he's correct.
I think these are all in September.
Yes, I'm sorry.
So September 10th is Las Vegas.
And then September 23rd, Friday.
And Saturday, there's two shows.
Wait a minute.
This is wrong.
There's two shows.
Friday the 23rd, Saturday the 24th.
Both in Cambra.
Josh to fix that.
He's got both listed as Friday, but I believe the second two are on Saturday.
All right.
Oh, interesting.
So we got that settled.
Like two shows one day.
Right.
Have we got any callers?
Does anyone care enough to call the show?
We do have calls.
Yes.
206.
Can you turn on your mic?
You're on the line.
Hello, 206.
Uh-oh, I don't have my mic and I can't hear anything.
Hello, you're there, 206.
I should probably have handled that a little earlier.
And now doesn't look very professional.
My mics, I don't know.
Hello?
206.
Oh.
Okay.
You are now in the host room and can manage your calling from the Call-In Studio web interface.
Okay.
206, you're on the licks.
Hey, what's going on, 206?
Hello?
Hello?
What's going on?
Hey, Maddie and friends.
What's going on?
What's up, guy?
Hey, so, dude, I think I have a good pitch for, or not a pitch, I know how you, dude, economics.
Go through the 1914 and the post-World War II.
Dude, this is a subject nobody really knows about, right?
That would be post-World War I. All that stuff.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It seems like it's the number one red pill.
Like, learn about how they stole the economic, like, platform for what America was supposed to be.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
So, you're talking about the economics of World War I.
Well, yes, working into the future.
You know, look up the book.
It's really interesting.
The secrets of the temple.
Just like that.
And, hey, thanks for letting me join.
I hope you guys have a great night.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Okay, so this sounds like an anti-Semitic gentleman that is sneaking in his anti-Semitic stuff.
Well, it wouldn't be for sale on Amazon.
It seems like Temple is just an online.
Secrets of the Temple, how the Federal Reserve runs the country.
This groundbreaking bestseller reveals for the first time how the Mighty Mysterious Federal Reserve operates and how it manipulated and transformed both the American economy and the world during the last eight crucial years.
Based on extensive interviews with all the major players, Secrets of the Temple takes us inside the government institution that in some ways is more secretive than the CIA.
The Roth Childs.
And then lots of very good reviews.
There's one one-star review.
The creature from Jekyll Island is what you're looking for.
And if you're trying to learn about the Fed, this is basically 700 pages of propaganda that you can get by flipping on CNN.
Otherwise, the author spends pretty much the entire book bashing the Fed for pretty much the only time in its history it had the courage to do the right thing.
Really sorry I've wasted my time.
I like reading the worst reviews first about what you'd expect from a Rolling Stone writer.
Failed to tell the whole truth, lies by omission.
This book gives out no secrets.
It's more of a fanzine.
Don't waste your money.
Extremely boring.
Ron Paul's End the Fed is much better.
Anyway, okay.
That was kind of a boring call.
What do you think they should do in that pussy whip situation, Ryan?
As someone who's pussywhipped himself.
Incorrect.
You know what's sad is that I feel like if it's out of your character to immediately push back on that, you're like, no.
Like as soon as you get any sort of like an imbalance of natural marriage harmony or anything like that, and you don't check it immediately, then you might not have it in you.
And when you do, this is sad.
It's a black pill.
But when you do finally enforce some stuff, it might be unnatural and you might not do it well.
So it might be forced and she might be like, yeah, this is.
Yeah, that's the other concern is that this guy is naturally predisposed to being pussywhipped and he's a cuck and he needs to be lost or right.
What he needs to do is do something for him and not worry about her and be like, I'm going to go to the gym.
You do whatever you want.
Get in trouble.
Ignore her.
Ignore her.
I met a guy.
You might know him, a sanitation dude.
High Viz.
He looks like, what's that guy, Bobby Coffey?
Pepsi?
Joe Pepsi.
He looks like Joe Pepsi, but he's not.
I got to have Viz on.
And he told me this long-involved story about how his wife's friends were divorced and they were going to all these clubs and they said, you should do it too.
So he goes, she sets up a plan with her divorce lawyer.
And she goes, you should get an apartment near that good high school that's nearby.
And then we can say we live there and go to a better school.
We want to go to a Bronx school.
So he does that.
And then she says, you should live, like, have furniture there.
Yeah, they'll catch us.
They'll audit you, yeah.
And he goes, okay.
So he buys some IKEA crap.
And then she goes, you know what?
You should stay there a few days a week in case they jump in and they surprise you.
He's like, whatever, fuck, I don't care.
And then he falls for it all.
And then when she files, she goes, he abandoned the family.
Hook Line and Singh.
He left us.
He's got his own apartment.
Her fucking so that looked really bad.
And it actually had one of the kids turn against him.
He's got two kids.
The girl in college is still on his side, but the son is like, fuck you, you abandon us.
So here's the thing: you'd think he'd learn from that and be like, no one's fucking me over again.
I'm going to become the punisher and kill drug dealers all night and get my kids back.
But he's now with this new chick who slaps him around.
She won't let him go to our bar.
He's not allowed to drink.
And it's like, maybe some men are just made to be a little bit more.
He'll take his man card away.
Yeah.
No more man card.
So I guess I would say to that couple that's worried about their friend, you can tell him that he's got to stand up to her and start drawing the line.
But just like the bar rescue show with John Taffer and the kitchen show with Gordon, what's his name?
Gordon Ramsey.
Gordon Ramsey.
You check in on those restaurants a year later and they're back to shit.
Yeah.
Because you can't fix people.
Can't fix stupid.
Here's a tip.
Because you're not going to be natural doing this script or anything.
Be like, listen, I take a lot of your guff and bop.
That's going to be corny.
What you need to do is shoot her look like this, like be like, and then walk away.
And then she gives you lip and she's like, oh, well, where the fuck are you going?
Be like, be like, hey.
And then that's it.
Don't say anything.
And then just have her be like, the fuck?
Because you don't have to worry about like, oh, I got to remember all the times you wronged me and I got to state my case.
No.
You don't talk to somebody who doesn't deserve your fucking attention.
That's it.
She's the bitch that she sounds like.
She's going to be bombarding him with bullshit and slaps and screams.
Really?
Well, that's.
Yeah.
What do you think she's going to do after all that abuse?
She's going to get a hay and just go, oh, shit.
It might look like he snapped.
So that's, yeah, try to, I don't know.
Maybe punch a hole in the wall.
Yeah.
Do something way out of character because otherwise, you know, the talking thing, I fear that you may not have the fuel in the tank to take that the distance.
Sorry to say.
Sorry, buddy.
All right, let's take another call.
Yes.
No, wait.
Yeah, let's take another call, then go behind the paywall.
I like that.
The Pawale.
I did not like that.
We got.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I got two people on the line here.
Maybe we can go back to back real quick.
860, you're on the Levo.
Hello there.
This is Brian.
I'm calling in to discuss the breasts of the current Speaker of the House.
Yeah, what's going on?
Are you watching the committee?
Or are you talking about her insider trading?
No.
Oh, no.
Nothing to do with that.
I mean, Nancy Pelosi, I saw on Fox News today, they showed her, they did a picture of her at an Italian beach.
And it was a second take for me because I knew that she was well in doubt before.
And now looking at it again, I'm like, whoa, this lady has some big old jugs.
But then I look at other photos, and she's got kind of like a modest kind of physique.
So what's the deal?
Because if you had her waistline, she was younger.
Yeah, I think she has a lot of modest clothing where they're pushed up and held in.
And if you're looking at like a Chanel suit and someone has triple D's, they go out like this and come back in.
You can't even see them.
It's like when pregnant women look skinny if they face you and they're wearing black.
They turn sideways and they have this massive belly.
Yeah, she does actually.
How is she rocking such a big fat rack, though?
She's an older woman with large tits.
Is this the scoop of the century?
Is this the new Watergate?
Anyway, thanks for calling.
I don't know why people are so obsessed with that picture of her tits.
She's like 90 years old.
Yeah, she's an old lady with huge tits.
Did you hear her say somebody asked her, has your husband ever made stock purchases after information that you gave him?
She's like, absolutely not.
She takes the microphone, goes, and what?
And walks away.
Because it's a fact.
She makes like 250 grand a year and she's worth, I think...
Like 300 million.
No.
Obviously.
Insider trading is so fucking her and Maxine waters two are the worst Oh, fuck, Maxine Waters.
We've got a very important letter here called It's a Very Difficult Situation.
And we learn that in Villenius, Lithuania, they have just erected a beautiful statue to the one and only difficult situation.
It's breathtaking.
Whoa.
They've got him.
Is he in his slippers or is he barefoot?
It's funny to say fucking Tony Soprano, not James Gandalfini.
Right.
Yeah, it's like that dude who got a tattoo of Malcolm X, but it's Denzel Washington playing Malcolm X. Which I guess really just means I like him in this movie.
Yeah.
I like this portrayal of him.
That's a beautiful statue.
My God.
Breathtaking.
Never happened in the States.
Never.
We got 206.
You're on the live.
Oh, wait, wait.
Before 206 talks, let's punish the freeloaders.
Hold on, 206.
We're going to punish the freeloaders by putting you behind the paywall.
You're a little secret treat that the freebies can't catch.
So goodbye to the people who don't pay.
We don't know why you don't pay.
It's a beer and a half a month.
It's more TV than you should watch.
If you watched all our shows, I'd go, you should probably get a life.
Hours and hours of new shit every day.
I do a show six days a week.
I only take off the Lord's Day.
And then we have extra stuff too.
Like we've got a scintillating sit-down coming up with Savannah Hernandez.
Nice.
Or Rodriguez, or whatever the fuck she's called.
Sav says, and she dishes on all the people on the right.
She drops the truth about all of them.
And it is juicy, juicy gossip.
It is fucking inside edition level shit.
Anyway, that's all for the people who pay.
For the people who don't, we gave you a taste of our casual Thursday where we rap with our peeps.
And we'll see the rest of the peeps tomorrow, the real show where I wear my suits made by Nita Fashions, which is another fantastic sponsor of the show.
So until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
In the beams, in the beginning.
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