Knowledge Fight Interactive Search Tool

All Episodes

Previous Next

July 29, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

01:40:27

S4E148 - GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

Large

Audio Only |

Scroll

Time	Text
	Oh, live from New York.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	Jungle Boy, don't you feel Jungle Boy, come here.
	She all over, going crazy.
	Jungle Boy.
	That was Bow Wow Wow, popular punk band from Australia that were created after the Sex Pistols blew up.
	And I was watching Pistol again.
	I finally finished it.
	I was taking my time.
	I wanted to watch it with my wife, but she doesn't love me anymore.
	So I ended up having to watch the rest of it alone.
	But I was watching Mary Antoinette, the Sophia Coppola movie from 10 years ago, 15 years ago, with what's her name?
	All these white women look the same.
	Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, fucking Starone.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Michelle Pfeiffer.
	Who's the girl that was in that movie?
	Mary Antoinette Kirsten Dunst.
	There you go.
	Who looks exactly like Taylor Swift?
	And they play a lot of bow wow wow in it.
	Bow wow wow were part of this movement with Adam Ant that Malcolm Claren was also behind, where they had these cool drums.
	And I remember being a kid and going, I don't know where the fuck that comes from, but that is the coolest sounding music I've ever heard.
	Like, check out 15, C30, C60.
	It's like weird bongo.
	The song's about stealing music and putting it on cassette and not having to buy albums.
	30-minute cassette, a 60-minute cassette, a 90-minute cassette.
	So then, I knew there was some story that that song, the opening song we just did was a rip-off of an African song.
	Billy Bragg told me that when I was interviewing him once.
	That was probably in 08.
	But it's like, it's not similar.
	It's verbatim.
	And I. I like how the black guy's pretending he's a priest.
	Turn up the face a bit.
	Yeah, sure.
	Yeah, that's good.
	It's the exact same song.
	She even made words.
	The words she wrote make no sense.
	See Jungle, Sea Jungle, GoAb Crazy.
	City all over, Go Ab Crazy.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	But he did this a lot.
	And if you go to 1-3, you can see how egregious.
	And I hate when people say that Led Zeppelin ripped off the blues.
	No, they were influenced a little bit by the blues, and they made it something way better.
	Immigrant song is way better than Bleeding Gums of McMille.
	Oh, look, we got rid of Elon's head.
	But this is not an homage.
	This is a fucking rip-off.
	Oh, yeah, that's kind of a separate thing.
	He wanted to make this supergroup, so he looked for like a year to try to find the right singer.
	And he ended up with this 14-year-old girl, Annabella LeWin, who I think had some, I don't know, Aboriginal or Asian in her or something.
	And he totally sexualized her.
	Like, there's a song they do called Louis Coutours, meaning Louis XIV.
	And it's all about how she likes being ravaged by him and kidnapped.
	And in this song, she's like, and I'm just 14.
	And she's naked on album covers.
	Like, this is why I was so mad at the casting of Malcolm McLaren and Pistol.
	Because Malcolm McLaren was a genuinely evil madman, evil genius.
	He was bad.
	He sexualized a 14-year-old.
	He stole this music.
	Thumbs down, badman.
	And they cast him.
	Can you find Pistol to Malcolm McLaren?
	Like, that's Malcolm McLaren.
	He's a scary, evil, criminal, sexual, deviant monster.
	And then they cast him.
	They get a four-year-old boy, a man with a four-year-old's head.
	Look at him.
	A way to ruin everything.
	Look at the picture there next to the one you just selected where he's got his head on his hands.
	Like, that's not an evil genius.
	Fuck.
	All of their faces are kind of annoying in that show, actually.
	But yeah, go back to the 1-4, the summation.
	So remember that C30-C60 I just played you?
	Now see if you can go to the summation thing, 1-4, and find the Burundi boys.
	It was a thing.
	It was a really cool music scene back then.
	Yeah, listen to that.
	Burundi.
	So this is all in South Africa, I believe.
	Stop your yelling and start your fucking song.
	See what I mean?
	Go to the top of that article so people Can find it.
	Brundi Beat, the Ants Annabella Appropriation.
	It's one of the few times that they talk about appropriation, and I go, Yeah, okay, I agree with you.
	I was going to make the opening song, This New Jam, by our own president.
	He's a rapper now, and he did a really cool song about self-identification.
	This is 1-7.
	And it's a jam.
	This guy knows how to rock.
	My name is...
	My name is Trockie Goggins.
	Hi!
	My name is What?
	My name is Who?
	My name is the guy.
	Hi, kids.
	You like pie tips?
	Not pie tips.
	You want to see me close both my eyelids?
	I get real close.
	I'm quicker than most.
	Let me be clear.
	I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
	I take my Talkie Joe drugs.
	And give super long hugs.
	Look how long this hug is.
	Okay.
	I'm also an ice cream guy.
	Hi.
	My name is...
	What?
	My name is Han.
	My name is Scrub Rival.
	Stop the tape.
	I need to be changed.
	Maybe get another boost.
	Get the f ⁇ out of here.
	I keep getting it.
	Sorry.
	My thing didn't pass.
	Then I fell on my ass.
	Off a bike that wasn't even going too fast.
	No, I'm serious.
	Blue to Crown Pim Obama.
	He's a real bad dude.
	Gave him a little fist bump because I didn't want to be rude.
	Cash is still $18.
	What are you guys talking about?
	It's all right.
	The economy's strong.
	I couldn't be prouder of my boy Hunchy's dog.
	I'm the next guy.
	So stop your searching.
	If you don't vote for me, you ain't a black guy person.
	Hi.
	What are you?
	Who are you?
	So it looks like they're going to run Gavin Newsome in 2024, by the way.
	I was really confused before, wondering who they're going to use.
	I was worried it was Michelle.
	It might still be Michelle.
	But Gavin Newsom?
	He almost got recalled.
	He ruined California.
	Have you been to San Francisco or LA recently?
	What?
	His draconian fucking lockdown shit?
	He's Pelosi's nephew, so he's part of the globalist cabal, but they're not sending their best.
	So that's making fun of Joe Biden, right?
	This is not making fun of Joe Biden.
	Look at 1-8.
	This is so obviously Adderall.
	Look at his eyes.
	1-1,000, 2-1,000.
	United States watched it all happen as he sat in the comfort of the private dining room next to the Oval Office.
	While he was doing that brave law enforcement officer, subject to the medieval hell for three hours.
	Medieval hell?
	I got to be honest.
	I don't think that's that at all, Gavin.
	I think it's a CGI programming.
	Wait a minute, I just realized you never blink either, Tim.
	What are you talking about?
	Of course I do.
	It's been like 15 seconds.
	Here I am.
	That's not a blink.
	Nah.
	Did you see that?
	There's basically like proof that that's like CGI.
	What?
	Yeah.
	They took like two screenshots of his eyes there.
	See how close they are together?
	That's fake and funny.
	No, that's not.
	That's the real thing.
	No, it's not.
	I've seen the real thing, and that's fake.
	If you go to his actual page.
	That's got to be Adderall, right?
	This one's fake.
	That's you.
	You guys are quick.
	They're trying to make him tough, and it's not working.
	He's not tough.
	He's not anything.
	He's not alive.
	And this deal we're getting.
	Have you seen this?
	So they get some dumb bitch who hates America.
	They catch her with weed, and I go, I want her back.
	And then Joe Biden goes, no problem, Gav.
	I did a great deal.
	I didn't say deal.
	I just said get her back.
	Well, I got to do a deal.
	No, you don't.
	You just tell them to get her back.
	You put pressure on them.
	Well, they did a trade.
	Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
	I didn't say a trade.
	Who did you trade?
	The death merchant guy that was caught plotting to murder tens of thousands of Americans and supplying all kinds of weapons to terrorists?
	No, she can rot in jail if that's our only option.
	So you think this is fake?
	I don't think that's fake.
	I think it's fake in that he's fucking high.
	It's creepy.
	But look how creepy it is.
	That's a different part of that speech.
	Yeah, I think that's lighting and all kinds of shit, or maybe the Adderall kicked in.
	I'm not quite ready to go on the there's 50 Bidens.
	It looks like face technology.
	Okay.
	He didn't look like that here, and this was posted four hours before that.
	Okay, let's see.
	Let me be open-minded here.
	Let me see that one.
	Be open-eyed.
	Like our president.
	There's that.
	I can't hear anything, but okay.
	There's that.
	Yeah, this is the four hours apart.
	I don't know.
	It looks like a face swap.
	Like, you know, when you see CGI, you're like, oh, that's definitely CGI.
	It does.
	Now that you say that, I am seeing a face swap in the first one.
	The brighter one.
	Anyway.
	Speaking of facade, have you seen this fucking bullshit?
	I don't know what's going on with the New York Post.
	The New York Post is like, they've got Piers Morgan on the cover, and I forgot to bring it, but they're talking about how Zelensky was beautifully photographed by Vogue, And he said, We need your help, Biden.
	Biden should come here.
	You're like, You're falling for this, New York Post?
	They've also been shitting on Trump recently, too.
	But how could anyone see this idiotic photo shoot and not go, ugh?
	Like, it's all a big game to them.
	I noticed they had Ben Stiller on the cover of Vogue once when Zoolander came out, and he was making fun of it, and he's on the cover, like, being sexy.
	Zelensky is the exact same thing.
	Vogue doesn't realize that this is just as absurd as Zoolander.
	Look at this.
	This is a war.
	We're in a war right now.
	I love this shot.
	Standing by a blown-out fucking plane.
	Am I the only one that sees the absurdity of this?
	Portrait of bravery.
	In less serious news, Bobby Lee dumped that insane fox.
	I think Bobby Lee might be the biggest loser in the world.
	We thought it was that billionaire Chinese guy who dresses up as Michael Jackson and lip syncs.
	Yes.
	I think Bobby Lee just pushed him.
	It's funny that the biggest losers in the world are both Asian.
	That woman was a 10, easy 10.
	I don't even hesitate.
	I don't know what she is.
	She's like Iranian Filipino or something.
	We're going to get into hot chicks on the right on the show.
	A lot of hot chicks today.
	But you've seen her, right?
	Kyala?
	Kalila?
	Kalila?
	What do you think she is?
	I think she's a bitch.
	She's done tons of...
	Like, there was a montage recently of her to show you.
	Show yourself, Ryan.
	Shitting on Bobby.
	I had to take my Tim Pool hat on.
	Because this is me.
	And it does not reflect the Tim Pool brand.
	Get your hair out of your face, please, moron.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So yeah, she's been on tons of podcasts and tons of shows.
	Wait, are you being cool and sexy now?
	I don't know.
	Tell me.
	Ooh, sexy sip.
	Men don't use straws, by the way, just so you know.
	A montage.
	What's your beef with her?
	She has been shitting on Bobby and being like, oh yeah, Bobby's like a loser.
	He's like calling him a cuck.
	And then he's like, what?
	He is.
	He plays video games 16 hours a day.
	Bobby Lee declares he would never have an open relationship with Kalila.
	And then she keeps saying it.
	And then...
	Yeah, she keeps saying it because he's fucked her twice in the past year.
	What role plays do you prefer?
	Anybody but himself.
	If he shows up as Bobby Lee, I'm out.
	He's got to come in ready as somebody else.
	You know, it's funny that you say that.
	It's endless that she does that.
	Wait, she's doing that because he totally neglects her and he plays video games.
	He doesn't do anything.
	And then his defense is, it's kind of my golf.
	Dude, men play golf like retired guys with tons of time might play it twice a week.
	Men would love to play golf once a week.
	And when they do, you're with your buddies.
	It's fresh air.
	It's great.
	You're joking.
	You're laughing.
	You're in nature.
	And it's usually like six hours, seven hours.
	So it's not comparable.
	Put the clip I sent.
	I don't want to watch a bunch of Bobby Lee and Kalila.
	Look how fucking hot she is.
	She's a 10.
	Very rare.
	And he is a two.
	So a two dumped a 10 is in today's news.
	She needs like a masculine guy because she's like, what, Arabian or whatever the fuck they are?
	And, you know, he's not coming close to being able to control her.
	All women need.
	He plays video games 16 hours a day, all day every day.
	He beats off like four times a day.
	He doesn't fuck her at all.
	We're not asking for fucking Jason Mimosa, whatever that guy's name is, the Aquaman guy.
	You can just be like Ryan.
	You could be a total idiot loser chink.
	Yeah, just work out and fucking like stop being that fat.
	That's retarded.
	You're right.
	So, but he has to step out and be a better man.
	Say every day.
	She would cry and be like, what about me?
	What's going on?
	And I'd just be like, I'm just not, I don't know.
	I'm going through something.
	I would make some sort of excuse, you know.
	And in the last two or three years, we had sex maybe twice.
	What?
	And Bobby.
	She would always want it.
	And I just, for some reason, in New York state law that if you have sex less than once a year or something like that, that's grounds for divorce.
	Yeah.
	It's a legal sex amount.
	So he's having illegal sex.
	It's an illegal amount of sex.
	A law-breaking amount.
	A criminal amount of libido.
	Yet, so you're married to that.
	And he goes on.
	I watch this whole thing.
	I highly recommend you do zoom out so people can see it.
	But he goes, yeah, it's fun at the beginning and you're really excited.
	And then, you know, after like five years, you're bored.
	It changes.
	Yes, there's the honeymoon effect and all that stuff.
	But an adult male doesn't expect fucking 69 heaven 24 hours a day.
	An adult male, a real man, just goes, all right, we're in for the long haul.
	Let's do this.
	You put a ring on it.
	You have kids.
	You become a dad.
	You don't play video games for 16 hours a day.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	He says it in this.
	He can't wait for this new thing to come out.
	You're not just watching porn.
	You're jerking off.
	You're self-satisfying.
	No, I watch porn for the cinematography.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	You get a little bit of a-you said watch.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But you're self-satisfying everything.
	The video games, the comedy, the porn.
	And she's like, what about me?
	Yeah.
	Two to three times in two years?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	You know, you reflect at your behavior and what caused all this.
	And she's getting a lot of things on the internet.
	You know what I mean?
	And I have to take 95% of the blame, really, I think.
	I really believe that.
	I regret so many things.
	You do 100%.
	Okay, that's a lot of things.
	That's depressing.
	and it scares me.
	It's the state of men today.
	And I used to say Zoomers are losers, and Zoomers and millennials don't have any libido and they beat off too much.
	And I'm like, maybe Gen X is just as bad.
	I mean, when I think of my friends in high school, only about half of them got married and had kids.
	So we might suck just as bad.
	I saw someone grabbing an Iron Man shirt in my peripheral vision.
	We may have a treat coming up.
	I hear Velcro ripping.
	I got a letter from Mercedes, too, and she said something interesting.
	Maybe I mentioned this on the show yesterday.
	I can't remember.
	Where she said, third generation pigs who've been fed GMOs are infertile, and they don't propagate the species, and they have no libido.
	And she goes, we're about at three generations of GMOs.
	And you look at the apathy of these young kids, and I'm like, that's a great theory, but I'm seeing it with 50-year-olds too.
	I mean, maybe it's phones?
	I don't know what the fuck is going on.
	Anyway, let's, here's another ridiculous thing in the silly news portion of the show.
	Poodie Pie made the mistake of criticizing a black woman.
	It had nothing to do with her race or her gender, but he noticed something that seemed annoying, so he mocked it.
	He slammed for mocking deaf TikToker.
	Like, there's no white privilege, but there's plenty of non-white privilege.
	And if you are an annoying black deaf person, you could do no wrong.
	No wrong.
	What is going on over there?
	Up, nothing.
	Okay, so go to the actual thing he did.
	So a deaf...
	Yeah, this is all he did.
	This was his crime.
	This is a crime in modern Western society.
	Well, I was going to drive through and it has like the people where they stand outside and they take you away before you go out collect the window.
	So I pull up and I roll my window down and this lady when I No, I'm not listening to this.
	Like she has your crazy nails, Maya.
	What I did was I ran outside and then I plewed and then I propped a little bit.
	Which is funny.
	And it was crazy.
	Sorry, it might be a little bit more.
	Poop and pee isn't funny, but it's a funny concept.
	Yes, it is really distracting and annoying to hear nails clacking when you're doing sign language.
	So she's made a reaction video because she's she didn't she realizes she can capitalize on this cancellation.
	He's not going to be canceled, but she can capitalize on this shit and pretend.
	Oh, look, now her nails are normal.
	Everybody has been blowing up.
	She listened.
	Well, it worked.
	Not really listened, but a little bit.
	Everybody's been blowing my phone up about this, so let's talk about it.
	Panty, there's a big YouTuber named Mike PewDie, whatever.
	I don't know his name, but he made like a reaction video to one of my TikToks, making fun of like my nails, making fun of my signs with his dog, and then like, I guess, at one point, mocking my voice.
	So how do I feel?
	I feel like it was very weird and very unnecessary, but at the same time, I wasn't surprised.
	I'm used to it.
	It's been a big issue in the Dutch community.
	I've been trying to like normalize and put it out that using nails while shining is normal.
	Like it's okay.
	But then a big creator comes on here and puts us like a million steps back.
	So it's very frustrating.
	It says a million steps back.
	Any other person was telling this.
	We are living in the most moronic time in history.
	Or maybe it's because we wouldn't have normally heard these voices before.
	But now with social media, everyone has a voice and we get to hear the retards too.
	And I want to just make clear that when I talk about retards, I'm including white people, Westerners, Europeans.
	You know, PewDiePie could have been like our buddy Cody Canuck and been positive.
	Can you guys fucking say something positive about my eyes?
	Yo, your eyes fucking work properly.
	You don't need glasses, I assume.
	I don't know, man.
	You can check out Chick's big fucking tits.
	I don't see what the problem is, man.
	Take it easy.
	I thought he was a deep fake, that black guy.
	No, that's his real ass eyes.
	Here is something called an artistic intermiso, and it was during the opening of the school season at the University of Ghent in Belgium.
	This is...
	We're living in a world of no standards.
	When anything goes, everything sucks.
	What?
	How is this different than Crackheads on the street in San Francisco?
	Bush.
	I heard Kiev in there.
	Pretty good, huh?
	I'd be in a great mood if I was watching that and realizing I'm about to go a quarter of a million dollars in debt to these people, this authority.
	And then last thing before we start the show, Alex Jones' Sandy Hook trial.
	Hey, he thought it didn't happen.
	He thought it was a false flag.
	There have been false flags.
	The government lies to us all the time.
	He was wrong.
	He made a mistake.
	So what?
	We have a First Amendment in America.
	You can be wrong about something.
	His show is an opinion show, too.
	So it's not like it was CNN.
	This just in.
	It's come to our attention that Sandy Hook never happened.
	It wasn't like that.
	He screams his theories about the world to people that sign up to hear it.
	Go ahead.
	They have taken my right for a jury to decide if I'm guilty, and now a judge tells a jury that I'm guilty?
	And they're trying to hide that from the jury.
	And during the jury questioning, they were really confused and kept asking, Well, I thought you're innocent until proven guilty in criminal or civil trial.
	She goes, Well, this is a special case.
	I say he's guilty.
	She read that to the jury.
	I say Alex Jones is guilty.
	And now you're going to decide how guilty he is.
	And then they get up there and put all these edited videos out completely out of context.
	I mean, I've never seen anything like it.
	What's the crime?
	This is the weaponization of the judiciary.
	It's absolutely horrifying.
	This is a witch hunt.
	This is a show trial.
	This will go down in history as one of the greatest show trials ever to happen, not just here, but even in places like Nazi Germany.
	I mean, even in Nazi Germany, if they let you basically be innocent, proven guilty, they would then just rig parts of trial.
	Here, she says, I'm guilty until proven guilty.
	Guilty until proven guilty.
	Not guilty until proven innocent, like Nazi Germany, because you were guilty until proven innocent in Nazi Germany.
	Here, I'm guilty, the judge says, and then they decide how guilty.
	And then, I mean, the process of this has been unbelievable.
	They have all our emails, all our documents, all our videos that we gave them.
	They defaulted as saying we didn't give them any of that.
	I spent millions and millions of dollars.
	They don't tell anybody that she's fined me a million and a half dollars.
	And we're not allowed to tell the jury that.
	She put an order out saying, you will not tell the jury that you're innocent.
	You will not tell the jury that you're not getting a fair trial.
	This is an order and motions and limiting.
	You will not tell the jury that you're not a bad person.
	When I was watching this, I was kind of scared that he was saying this out loud at all.
	Are you worried this is going to affect his trial?
	Yeah, I mean...
	Yeah, judges are real petty.
	If you ever watch these things, it's like teenagers react to their sentence or criminals react to their sentence.
	You know, often it's someone who killed a kid and you're like, good, rotten prison, you piece of shit.
	But sometimes you're like, oh, you led them on a police chase and you got 50 years?
	And a lot of the time it's because they were gloating when they were first arrested and they kept them on those prison phones.
	And he's like, I'm going to be out of here in no time.
	I'm a 16-year-old blonde boy.
	I'll just cry in court and they'll let me go.
	And then the judge sees that, of course, because everything they say and do is you get to see all their letters and all their communications, obviously.
	And the judge sort of goes, yeah, you're getting 50 years, bitch.
	And okay, it was rude to gloat, but this is a strange thing with American justice where they want to see how you feel.
	He was laughing in the courtroom.
	Lock him up.
	Who cares?
	It's just evidence.
	That's all that should matter.
	Justice is blind.
	I don't care if you talk shit or fucking and Roger Stone gets in shit because Enrique puts up that thing on his Instagram where there's a target in the background.
	They say you're saying shoot the judge.
	No, that target was the media company's logo.
	You overly sensitive bitch.
	All right, let's start the show.
	You ready?
	Beautiful, beautiful bird.
	All right, Friday, this is a fun day.
	It's a silly day, as you can see.
	We've been doing pretty non-serious stuff.
	And we're going to start with some feminism here because I want to get into some hot chicks.
	So let's see.
	We are the storm, the very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
	He said I was too pretty to fight.
	That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.
	That intro is really important for today's green screen because it shows you why conservative chicks are hotter than liberal chicks.
	Liberal chicks were pretty.
	They uglified themselves.
	And ladies, to be pretty, it's pretty darn easy.
	All you have to do is not be fat.
	You can be chubby.
	Don't be a gigantic fat pig.
	Grow your hair out.
	Thanks, by the way, Nita Fashions.
	They sent me a case of Mr. Brown.
	I said that because they're in Hong Kong, and that's the only thing I miss about China is waking up and having knees every morning.
	You're holding the only thing good about China in your hand.
	And it's a Western thing.
	Right.
	A coffee.
	You know, why don't I just dive into it?
	Let's dive into the hotties.
	Right?
	Oh.
	Well, right.
	Wait, wait, do I have the printout?
	Yeah.
	You do?
	Yes, I do.
	Okay, let's do it.
	All right, it's time to simp.
	Hot chicks on the right.
	Sometimes baby monsters say, doesn't your wife get mad when you do this kind of stuff?
	And no, she doesn't.
	I'm not really simping.
	I don't want to fuck these women, but I love beauty.
	And I think beauty is something the left hates.
	You look at their architecture.
	You look at their literature.
	You look at everything they do, their art.
	It seems that beauty is something that's antithetical to radical leftism.
	But I like beauty in architecture.
	I like beauty in literature.
	And I like female beauty.
	God made them prettier.
	You can't deny that if an alien landed on Earth and we said, which ones are more attractive out of the two genders, there are only two, by the way.
	It would go, I like these ones with the tits and everything.
	They're nice.
	You look kind of gross.
	Your bag?
	A bag, a male bag, Is God's way of saying, you guys are not the pretty ones.
	There's not one attractive scrotum in the universe.
	But there's a lot of attractive vaginas out there.
	Anyway, that's a bit of a tangent.
	So I want to focus this green screen on the top 10 hot chicks that are in the right now because they're abnormally beautiful.
	And I've been simping on them a little too much, especially the two Isabelles.
	Isabella and Isabelle.
	Oh, the two Isabellas.
	But before we get to that, I've done a lot of very extensive research.
	So before we even get started, I want to make it clear how much the left owns ugly.
	And obviously, our intro for the feminist thing is a great example of that, right?
	You saw those girls go from beautiful to hideous.
	But every Antifa mugshot you ever see is a shining example of how ugly.
	They're Marxists, really.
	Marxists, they eschew gender, they eschew our differences, and they end up in this amorphous blob of similarity, which is just like some gross colors on your head.
	I can't even, if you blow that up, I can't even tell who's male and who's female, really.
	The one with the half blonde hair looks semi-reasonable.
	They're all misshapen, too.
	But like, that's a chick who could have been pretty.
	That's a chick who could have been pretty.
	That's a chick who could have been pretty.
	Look at these fucking clowns.
	Then there's this guy.
	Probably blew his face off making meth.
	And that's the radical left.
	The mainstream left is equally ugly and sexless.
	That's really what it comes down to.
	A big part of beauty is sexuality.
	And what makes men attracted to women is when they exaggerate their differences.
	Women can grow hair longer than men.
	So when they have long hair, it shows as their differences.
	High heels, one of the things we love about high heels is it elongates the legs.
	Women have more curvaceous legs than us, and it pushes their ass out.
	Women have bigger asses than us.
	So when we see the ass being pushed out, we're reminded of that difference.
	And then it's the same with makeup.
	When women are sexually aroused, their lips get fuller.
	So we like big lips.
	Their cheeks get flushed.
	So we like blush on their cheeks.
	We like their cheeks to look red.
	Their eyes, they have bigger eyelashes than us.
	Their eyes look different.
	So when you draw on them, it emphasizes that, and we're drawn to look at them.
	Conversely, the far left is like, I don't like any of that shit.
	I'm just like a man.
	And you go, okay, well, if you're just like me and we have no differences, then you're not pretty anymore.
	For example, Rachel Maddow looks like a tired 13-year-old trying to act like a grown man.
	And she's kind of wet.
	You know when people, you see people at the train station and you can tell they just ran from the shower because they were late for work and they have that, their hair's wet and they look kind of wet?
	She looks moist.
	That's an insult in Britain, by the way.
	If someone is really smarmy, overly friendly, and kind of slimy, you call them wet.
	Most pedophiles, you can tell, are wet.
	Everyone at NPR is hideous, including their stalwart, their Gavin McInnes of the show, Terry Gross.
	She's literally gross.
	Look at this person.
	It's like her hair is anti-beauty.
	She just did a big show with Alan Froyer about the Proud Boys and how they're all white supremacists.
	She hadn't done any research at all.
	And Alan, the anti-male fucking weirdo lesbian stalker that he is, at least he knows that the club is not racist.
	And then my favorite example of the left's aversion to beauty is what I consider to be possibly the ugliest person in the world.
	Outside of like Tarana Burke, right?
	I mean, she's a circus freak and people who have some sort of skin disease.
	As far as like human beings who were not cursed with freakish attributes, Jennifer Rubin is hideous.
	Blow that up.
	Make it the entire background.
	Like her teeth are dead.
	Look at this weird gray gum.
	And this, this whole area is a man.
	And an okay-looking man, by the way, a relatively handsome Jewish man named Roy.
	Roy Rubinstein is here.
	And then you think, okay, so we have a catastrophe here.
	Close your mouth, get your teeth fixed, and then try to save this.
	Get some bangs, maybe.
	Get some, I don't know, fake lashes.
	Grow this long.
	No, I'm going to do the opposite.
	I'm going to get everything out of the way so I can really showcase my weird Alan Alda visage.
	Hideous.
	I actually, when she comes on TV on the news, I can't be eating or anything.
	I just go, oh, God, my appetite's been ruined.
	All right, so we're almost ready to start with the 1010s that represent the new right.
	But I want to do some honorable mentions first because there are some smoke shows on the right that I felt didn't fit this category.
	And I thought, that's weird, Gavin.
	Why would you leave out like Kimberly Guilfoyle?
	And I realized, well, a lot of these women have kids and they're moms and it feels weird to lust them.
	So I'm going to start with some honorable mentions.
	Oh, yeah, sorry.
	That's the Gilfs and the Mills.
	But before we get to the Gilfs and the Mills, I want to have some more honorable mentions.
	These are chicks that I don't know if they represent fuckable hotties on the right.
	For example, the gay who strayed.
	I had her on my old show, CRTV tonight.
	Wonderful woman.
	I think she's Italian.
	She looks so fucking healthy.
	And since she grew her hair long, she's wife material.
	I mean, it's, I don't know why God made her gay.
	Hey, God, when you make lesbians, at least make them fat and ugly or something.
	This chick is insanely hot.
	What's going on?
	Oh, you're not subscribed to her.
	No.
	And that link was broken, and so is the next one, but I'm finding them.
	Well, just Google image, The Gay Who Strayed.
	Yep.
	I think she's married now, or she's got a serious girlfriend.
	So this is why it's an honorable mention.
	Like, can you lust her?
	Well, I can't see that picture.
	Look at that healthy Italian.
	That's not even a great picture of her.
	She's pretty quiet.
	Her dad is, I think he owns like a big furniture store and he doesn't like attention, so she doesn't use her real name or anything.
	Can you find a picture of her for crying out heck?
	That's all we got, huh?
	All right.
	Well, anyway, you can see why she wouldn't be in a list of super hot babes.
	Similarly, I didn't include Blair White.
	And you can't really fantasize about eating Blair White's pussy, right?
	Despite it being a very attractive girl.
	That has a dink, so that's off the list of hot chicks.
	And Kyle Rittenhouse's new girlfriend, I don't know who the fuck she is, so I didn't put her on the list.
	But as an honorable mention, she's clearly conservative.
	I call this fatwa sex because when you're wanted for as when you're considered the most evil man in the world, and Bill Burr is talking about what a racist asshole you are, you're going to get some pretty hot pussy.
	She's on TikTok as SkyWith11Ys5678.
	And she says, that caption for that one, click on it.
	What does it say there?
	When TikTok takes down your video for minor safety, but you're both over 18 and it's totally innocent.
	It was a totally innocent video, just like your boyfriend is.
	You see what I mean?
	Like, she sort of personifies what I'm talking about here.
	There's just something so beautiful about conservative chicks in 2022.
	Click on her TikTok.
	What's that, like an 8.8?
	Maybe even a 9?
	There's some other pictures where she doesn't look...
	Even with no makeup.
	I think I feel good about 8.8.
	What do you think, Ryan?
	That's about right.
	Maybe 8.1, actually, for me.
	Oh, that's okay.
	And then finally, there's Courtney Nill.
	Now, I didn't include her in the list because I don't know where she is, if she's conservative or what.
	Well, she's clearly a conservative, but I don't know what her job is.
	I think she's just a lawyer or something.
	But she's definitely up there.
	That's annoying.
	And that brings us to the next category, which is Gilfs.
	Now, Gilfs I didn't include in this list just because they're too old.
	Like Michelle Malkin, wonderful lady, but she's my age.
	She's like 52.
	I'm actually glad that she's finally old so I can stop thinking about her all day.
	But in her heyday, Tabernac de Callis, she was a knockout.
	Look at that business.
	Holy Toledo.
	Ryan, why did you have your wife come by when we're shooting a fucking show?
	Because I need my fucking headphones.
	But couldn't you just leave them at the door?
	And then have Enns pick them up?
	No?
	No, no.
	Inside the door.
	Oh, I told her to bring them to me.
	Because then I would have to then stop teching the show.
	Well, tell me if that's going to happen next time.
	It's incredibly annoying.
	And totally distracting.
	Completely threw me off my game.
	May have ruined the whole segment.
	Look at that specimen.
	Youch.
	And I like how her mouth is kind of imperfect, too.
	You don't want a girl to be too perfect.
	Pretty is pretty, but only ugly can be beautiful.
	And then, of course, the queen, Ann Coulter.
	I cannot tell you how much I admire this woman.
	From her writing, reading her books, her style of writing, she sort of invented a new way of writing.
	It's very conversational and silly with lots of analogies and brackets.
	And reading her books, you just glide through them.
	It's like listening to an audiobook.
	It's that easy.
	And I respect her as a friend.
	I love having dinner with her.
	I love having arguments with her.
	And I respect the way she's conducted herself.
	She's so feminine at all times.
	You never see her do anything remotely brutish or crass.
	She's just a fucking class act from top to bottom.
	In fact, it's hard to put her on pretty lists because I revere her so much, I can't even really see her beauty.
	But she is inarguably breathtakingly gorgeous.
	And she's pretty old.
	I think she's closer to 60 these days.
	So she gets an honorable mention.
	This is, we're doing the gifts now, right?
	Yep, see, I'm throwing off.
	Kimberly Guilfoyle, an insanely hot woman who once walked in on me when I was cleaning myself in the bathroom and she almost threw up.
	She's Puerto Rican and Irish, which is clearly a good combination.
	Let's two thumbs way up to that.
	But it feels weird putting her on a hot chicks list.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I feel the same way about, well, I'm going to get to the Mills in a second.
	And then similarly, obviously, Melania Trump is not just the most beautiful first lady we've ever had.
	She's the most beautiful first lady we will ever have.
	But doesn't it seem not right to put her on a hot chicks on the right list?
	You know what I mean?
	She's too old.
	Unbelievable style, though.
	Look at her unwavering style.
	Like, did she ever look bad?
	I don't remember her ever.
	And not just me, but like when Jill Biden was dressed like a retarded prostitute the other day, everyone laughed at her.
	It was all of The papers.
	Not even our enemies ever criticized the way she looked.
	You had Tom Ford saying, I'm not dressing her.
	But it was immutable class on a daily basis.
	That was another great part about Trump's presidency: just seeing her in the news and at international meetings and stuff.
	And you're like, that's our bitch, motherfuckers.
	What do you got?
	Whereas with George Bush Sr., he regularly was complimented for bringing his mother with him.
	Not a good look.
	I looked her up too, George W. Bush's, no, George Bush Sr.'s wife when she was young.
	She looked like a mom when she was like 22.
	Anyway, now I still haven't gotten to the list here.
	This is all an introduction.
	We've been through honorable mentions.
	We've been through the GILFs.
	Now let's do some MILFs.
	Cassandra McDonald, formerly Cassandra Fairbanks, felt weird putting her on a list of hotties you want to bone.
	She's got a kid.
	She just got remarried.
	It doesn't feel right to lust her.
	She's got some pictures out there on the internet that are very rude sexual pictures.
	And I think she worked hard to have them take them down.
	And I was like, Cassandra, don't have them taken down.
	You look fucking smoking in them.
	They're good.
	You got caught at your peak.
	So it feels weird to put her on a hot list, but she definitely needs to be mentioned.
	Similarly, Lauren Southern, obviously a smoke show.
	Just had a kid, though.
	You know, it doesn't feel right.
	Faith Goldie, exact same story, another Canadian hottie.
	You feel weird putting her on a hot sexy list while she's holding a baby in her arms.
	And then exact same story, Lauren Chen.
	That's our third hot Canadian.
	She is so pretty that it's awkward.
	And remember when we had her on my old show, we put her in a burqa as a joke because we said, you're too pretty.
	We can't look at you.
	It's distracting.
	And it fucking worked.
	It's one of the craziest experiences of my life.
	I put a hot chick in a burqa as a joke.
	And the next thing you know, we're having an intellectual discussion and we're not remotely distracted.
	Islam is right.
	We need to do.
	Not all chicks.
	Toronto Burke, you don't need to wear anything.
	And lefties, Rome-free, Rachel Maddow, Rome-free, Jennifer Rubin.
	But these brads, put them in a bag.
	Brittany Sellner, another one.
	It felt wrong.
	Oh, there she is.
	She's at her in-law's house, I think.
	It's funny.
	I've been following her so long.
	I'm seeing her age.
	And she's aging very well.
	Plus, she just had a baby.
	So there's a different air to a woman when she's had a baby.
	She seems like a different person, a much better person.
	She seems like a real person after she's had a baby.
	Again, on the same tip, haughty on the right, you don't feel comfortable lusting.
	Brittany Pettibone.
	She's now Brittany's Zellner, Martin Zellner's Zellner, wife.
	This woman just represents woman-ness.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, is there a...
	If we had to send out to another planet our perfect example of a wife and a mother, I would just send her.
	What about your own wife and mother?
	I'm not sending my own wife to outer space, you asshole.
	I also, I don't know if Blonde of Blonde in the Belly of the Beast is...
	Oh, here's the two of them together.
	Brittany Zellner and is it Sellner or Zellner?
	I'm annoying myself.
	Her husband runs Identity Europe, which is just a pro-Western organization that don't want immigrants changing the whole entire identity of the continent.
	And that's considered racist.
	If you don't love Islam, you're a Nazi.
	It's Seller.
	Sellner.
	Seller.
	Seller.
	I'm not even close.
	I apologize, Martin.
	Like, go back to that picture.
	No one's beating off to that.
	You're like, I wish you guys nothing but the best.
	I'm going to stay out of your life here.
	Blonde, the Belly of the Beast.
	I don't really know anything about her.
	I've been on her show a couple times.
	Go back to that video.
	But she seems like she's probably married with a kid, and it seems like I shouldn't be lusting her.
	Plus, she's been around for a while.
	I want to get into the hot new blood.
	Another example of a MILF for avoiding lusting is Gina Bontempo.
	She's an interesting case, too, because she was unattractive when she was a liberal.
	She was a fat whore.
	Sorry, Gina.
	And now she's a fitness freak, and she does that show we went on it.
	There's Zuby on it.
	What's that show again?
	Doing all right?
	I'm doing great.
	I'm doing great.
	And she took herself from like a five to a seven overnight.
	Tommy Loren.
	Now, we haven't checked in with her in a long time.
	She's married some guy, a retired MLB catcher.
	And she's a Benjamin Buttons babe.
	I always thought she was attractive.
	That's a doy.
	She's just like a generic nine.
	There's no arguing that.
	You cannot be into blondes all you want.
	This is a pretty old clip.
	That's what she looked like.
	Right?
	Just like if you drew a pretty girl, that's what you draw.
	But now I think she's got a kid and she's married and she's a real woman.
	And she's much hotter now.
	Much, much hotter.
	And there's more, I don't know, culture to her.
	You know what I mean?
	Like in that clip you just showed, it's about six years ago, she's just like a normal pretty girl.
	But now that she's married and stuff, she's got some real, I don't know, depth of character to her.
	What's that picture next to me there?
	Okay, that's kind of boring.
	Find me a go to the top row.
	Yeah, that one with the yellow dress.
	Zoom in on that?
	I think women reach their peak in their 30s.
	All right.
	So she's not on the list of hot chicks on the right.
	None of these chicks are on my hot chicks on the right list.
	They're all chicks from my research, and I included them in this because I thought I don't want to cast them aside.
	Also in the MILFs list, we have Laura Loomer, who I believe is dating a guy.
	She doesn't have a kid, but it seems weird to lust her, maybe because she's my friend.
	Lisa Booth, one of the cutest little chipmunk faces in the world.
	I love this kind of beauty.
	I don't like Victoria's Secret supermodel handsome chicks with, you know, cowcatcher chins.
	I like cute little Bambi eyes like these.
	So she's incredibly cute, but she's been doing this for a long time, and I could do maybe a whole other thing on Fox News.
	It didn't seem right to put her on the list of hot chicks on the right.
	You know what I mean?
	But what a cutie pie.
	I think she's 35.
	Dana Lash, of course.
	We've all been...
	Oh, no, Sonny Johnson?
	Did you skip Dana Lash?
	Yeah, you did.
	Dana Lash is a doy.
	Oh, it's...
	Well, just Google image her.
	It's spelled L-O-E-S-C-H, which you should know.
	But it's pronounced Lash.
	She's always been hot, and I've always included her in my list of Benjamin Button babes.
	Because when she was young in her 20s, she looked kind of corny.
	I think she was into...
	Speaking of corny, she was into corn, like K-O-R-N, all that new metal shit with those big stupid pants.
	And now that she's a lady, a woman, she's way hotter than she was when she was young.
	But again, hey, hot chicks on the right, like Dana Lash, whose kids are probably like 14 years old.
	Doesn't feel right.
	Same with Sonny Johnson, the only black lady on this entire list.
	I consider her a friend, although she seems to be getting pretty black powery these days.
	We used to do Red Eye together.
	I've done her radio show a few times.
	Fun broad to drink with, brassy broad.
	I mean, she's a real hood bitch.
	Hood rat chick.
	Is that what they call them?
	Her mom grew up crackhead, welfare.
	So she's a conservative because she's experienced the left's utopia and she doesn't want it for her kids or anyone else.
	But again, mom, happily married.
	Weird to put on this list.
	Kennedy, exact same thing.
	Although I think she may got divorced recently.
	What's the gossip on that?
	One thing about Kennedy, too, is she's a fucking smoke show, but her body is insane.
	Like her legs.
	She runs marathons.
	She's in incredible shape.
	So it's not just the head that's easy in the eyes.
	The whole package looks amazing.
	Of course, the second the cameras go off, she puts on her fucking gross sweats and her Crocs and a sweatshirt and just goes womp womp.
	I said to her once, I've told you this a million times, but I said to her once, why didn't you look like that when you were at MTV?
	She goes, in the 90s, if you didn't have huge baggy pants and like Dr. Martin shoes and a big baggy sweater, people thought you were a whore.
	No one would wear high-heel shoes in a dress back then.
	It was the Riot Girl days.
	You looked like you were someone's fucking sex toy if you did any kind of dressing up at all.
	Okay, be a sex toy.
	Look at those gams.
	Last one.
	This one is my taste.
	I know you're going to hate it.
	You don't get me.
	You might get to this stage when you're older, but when you fucked a lot of broads, this kind of chick is interesting to you because you know that after you're done fucking, she'd be cool to hang out with.
	Huge Jew Zionist lefty.
	No, not lefty.
	She's pretty right now, actually.
	I think the left drove her right.
	But I'm a big fan of Batia Ungar Sargon.
	I like the gray in the hair.
	You'll get into that when you're older.
	And I didn't include her in this list because it's kind of my taste.
	I like intellectual Jew broads with freckles, but I don't think you would.
	So this isn't a gav list.
	This is smoke show lists.
	Okay?
	All right.
	That was a lot of introducing.
	But wait, what were we going to show there?
	Nothing.
	It's good to show a video of Broads too, but we don't have time.
	I think we're ready for the 1010s.
	Winner, of course.
	Well, these are not in any particular order because I know these chicks and they're going to fucking kill me if they find out that they're number 10 or number one.
	So numerically, just on this list, it's a one.
	But she's not the prettiest or the ugliest or anything.
	Calm down, ladies.
	Women in general are so fucking sensitive about their looks.
	I guess it makes sense because they're judged by them.
	But even if you say nine, they go, nine?
	Why am I not a 10?
	I don't know, because you weigh 250 pounds.
	So Isabel O'Reilly.
	And the great thing about her is she's very cute and doesn't have any masculine features whatsoever.
	She's also a very brassy bra.
	Just keep flipping through her.
	She's funny too.
	She dresses up in stupid outfits.
	There she is wearing like a weird mom coat.
	She looks like Tanya Harding's mom.
	And she's hanging out with her arch enemy, AOC, who she despises.
	See, she kind of inspired this whole list.
	Because not only is she alarmingly pretty, she's fun and silly.
	Like, look at that.
	Her sunglasses are on upside down.
	And she sort of sums up how fun it is to be on the right these days.
	Like, we own humor.
	We own silliness.
	We own fun.
	The left has created so many rules that they ruined their own party.
	And if you go to a leftist comedy club or watch a leftist comedy special like Friends Who Kill, you go, this is all woke agenda bullshit that's not remotely funny.
	They made humor a second priority and put diversity at the top and politics.
	So I guess comedy would be third on that list.
	So we get to do whatever we want.
	We don't have rules.
	We're uncancelable.
	And Isabella Reilly sums that up.
	One beef I have with her is the too much makeup thing.
	Like she really slathers it on.
	And I don't know if this is appropriate to mention, but I've seen her ass like in pants.
	It is shocking.
	It is, to quote, a description of another woman we all know that I won't mention Here, but it's like two bowling balls are best friends.
	Also on the list, Isabella DeLuca, almost a freak.
	She's freakishly attractive.
	Look at that.
	Is there any video of her talking?
	There must be a flaw.
	Like if she had a dick, if that was my girlfriend and I took her home and she had a dick, I'd be like, well, maybe we could work around it.
	Were you born with this or is it just a very large clit?
	Look at that.
	Oh, here we go.
	She's got to be dumb, right?
	You can't be that pretty and be intelligent.
	It's got to be a catch.
	I know there's a catch.
	I just don't know what it is.
	But I think if I was single and I was in the market, I wouldn't care what the catch was.
	She could have pizza tits.
	I'd just say, leave your brawn.
	Number three, of course.
	These are the top three.
	They sort of inspire this.
	When I say top three, I don't mean the prettiest.
	I mean the ones you think of when you think of how chicks on the right are hot.
	Ashley St. Clair.
	There might be something weird about her nose I don't know about.
	I always see it dead on.
	I think it might have a weird scoop.
	I also don't know what's going on.
	She's having a baby, right?
	Or she had a baby?
	She had a baby.
	But I don't see that guy around.
	He's not in any pictures.
	Did they break up?
	Oh, he was a doctor guy, right?
	Yeah, the Arab-looking doctor guy.
	Wait, that is weird.
	Look, that's not him.
	Whoa, I've never really seen her tits before.
	Go back.
	Those look huge.
	Zoom in?
	Big fucking tits.
	Whoa, those are some bazooms.
	Who knew?
	And again, these chicks are hot, but they're also cool and smart and funny and out there having adventures and trying to save the country from this fucking horrible mess.
	Go back.
	Oh, there he is.
	Oh, there he is.
	But when was that?
	76 weeks ago.
	It's a long fucking time ago.
	And if he dumped her, first of all, you don't dump a girl who has a baby, you fucking idiot.
	Secondly, if you dumped her, you are as much a loser as, what's his name?
	The guy at the beginning of the show, the Korean comedian?
	Bobby Lee.
	Bobby Lee.
	You're a Bobby Lee.
	I always thought that about Gavin Newsom, too.
	I thought, you fucking lost Kimberly Guilfoyle, you dunce.
	You loser?
	Fuck you.
	That's why he should not be president because he let Kimberly Guilfoyle go.
	Go back, though, there was a video of Ashley.
	I like video because it confirms the beauty.
	Although, we've all met Ashley.
	When I say we've all, I mean me and Ryan.
	So we know that she's beautiful in real life.
	No, not that one.
	The one right before it.
	Yeah, that one.
	The nerve to say that we didn't have any vaccines before he came into office at his town hall, even though we have a video of him getting the shot in his arm, a vaccine in his arm in December.
	It is the most hypocritical administration we've seen so far.
	They're not held accountable for anything they said.
	And they have the nerve to attack Senator Ted Cruz for going to Cancun while Joe Biden was playing Mario Kart while American citizens suffer.
	And you know, you bring up several good points right there.
	I didn't even think about the fact that Joe Biden.
	And you're a smokeshow.
	That's another thing that's really appealing about these women.
	They get a lot of peer pressure that men don't really get.
	Men, when they're mega, even liberal neighborhoods, the men are like, I get it.
	You're like my dad or something.
	Women lose all their friends.
	Even if they're in a sorority, which is supposed to be a sisterhood for life, the sorority will disown them for going pro-Trump and they'll lose all their friends.
	So not only are these girls sexy, they're brave too.
	And that's a very appealing trait because you want a ride or die to be with you if you're going to get married.
	So when you see a woman who can take ostracization and doesn't care what other people think of her, you're like, you're good for the long haul.
	Here's another one that's very similar.
	Sophia Carbone.
	Now, what is her job?
	Click on her name.
	I don't even know.
	I think she's...
	What is she?
	Editor-in-chief of the Buckalupo.
	Editor-in-chief of the Buccalupo.
	There we go.
	Buckalupo?
	Bukalupo?
	Yeah, The Bukalupo.
	Okay.
	Which we're all very familiar with and we all love.
	Of course, I fucking love.
	We call ourselves Buckies.
	Yeah, the Buck Boys.
	But the thing I love about her is she's an all-American gal.
	She's really into her horses.
	I kind of had assumed she was fat before I saw that bikini pick.
	But yeah, look at that.
	An all-American gal.
	When they talk about, American woman, stay away from me, they're talking about this.
	Look at that stuff.
	I don't think I could be friends with her boyfriend or husband without staring at her all the time.
	You know?
	Actually, Ryan, check the notes for some nudists.
	I saw these, but maybe they're not in the notes.
	It might be in feminism.
	Yeah, I think it's at the beginning of feminism.
	There's these nudists who are going around the country in Britain dressed in nothing, and they're doing it to raise money for some environmental group, some bullshit, because we know how clothes are destroying the ozone layer.
	That's someone attacking them, calling them prostitutes.
	But when I was reading the article, I thought it was funny because there's a co-couple that are also biking around Britain with these two, and the chick is way hotter than the other chick.
	And that must be, like, it's already kind of weird when someone's wife is insanely hot.
	You try to look away.
	And I don't like hanging out with them, really, guys with hot wives.
	Go up.
	You just passed it.
	But how about when your friend's wife is nude?
	What do you do then?
	Like, I would just have to say, let's find some different friends.
	Look at this one.
	Zoom in on her.
	So that's your friend's wife, and she's naked, right, when the cat isn't there.
	And then go to the other chick, and then that's your wife.
	Hmm.
	Oh.
	And you're starting to get a boner.
	Uh-oh.
	I bet they're so fucking liberal and lefty-hippie that when he gets a boner, they're just like, ha ha, cool, man.
	Nice boner.
	Anyway, sorry, speaking of boners, the thing I love about Sophia Carbone, she reminds me of Karen Allen, who is the most beautiful woman in the history of the world.
	Next to Beatrice Dahl and Betty Blue.
	We just got here.
	No, Boone.
	You just got here.
	I've been downstairs for now entertaining some kid from Pigs Knuckle, Arkansas.
	Doug Kenny, I can't see shit.
	Look at her.
	Maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend.
	Oh, fabulous.
	My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet.
	It's too impressive to think about.
	Oh, this is...
	Nate, go back.
	That's the Indiana Jones thing.
	You ruined it, Ryan.
	Why'd you jump to that?
	Because it's the part with her.
	Yeah, but my joke was going to be, look how pretty she is.
	Oh, she looks like shit.
	And then that's why I put it there.
	Oh.
	I would have time stamped it if I wanted you to kill my joke.
	The joke's down.
	I was going to pretend I thought that was Carnal, but that's all dead now.
	By the way, this is such a dumb fantasy where, look, she's having a drinking competition.
	By the way, I want to become a competitive drinker.
	And she's beating some old Mongolian in northern China.
	Yeah, right.
	Look, they're ready to turn it up.
	Don't you hate when chicks are like that?
	They're like, I like bourbon.
	I could drink.
	Amber Tamblin said that to me once.
	She's like, I could drink you under the table.
	I'm like, is this because of Karen Allen and Indiana Jones?
	Because you cannot, clearly.
	And then inevitably they have like two makers marks and they're like, I heard the buddy.
	Anyway, so Sophia Carbone is pretty and she looks like the prettiest woman in the world, Karen Allen.
	Another one with big fucking tits is Anna Perez.
	She's at, where is she now?
	America's Voice.
	She had Proud Boys on the show recently to explain their side of Crashing a Drag Queen Story Hour.
	Now, that doesn't sound like a big deal to you and I, but in the world of like Newsmax OAN, that's a very brave move.
	She wears a lot of makeup, though.
	Example of what she talks about with the founding fathers American Revolution behind him.
	But you need some clickbait at the beginning of your show.
	Let's show another clip of her.
	Oh, that's a good one.
	There she is just at home with her computer.
	I know we talk about men a lot, all the time, but no one ever talks about the back end and how I think the perspective of men right now.
	This is sixth on the list, ladies.
	Don't get mad.
	Savannah Hernandez.
	We've got a long sit-down coming up with her.
	She is Mexican and then a weird kind of jungle Asian, for lack of a better term.
	She's from, her mother's from like Guam.
	So those kind of Asians, it's sort of like Ali Drummond we'll get to in a second.
	Oh, she's next.
	Where it's a mix.
	But she was just in New York.
	That's why we were able to interview her.
	Why is that so low res?
	Is that your connection, Ryan?
	Definitely, most certainly is.
	Definitely, most certainly.
	This is New York public schools.
	You get used to it.
	I've never seen so much trash in the streets.
	Is this kind of just like your normal everyday?
	Normal everyday.
	It's not a pleasing aesthetic, but again, you get used to it.
	Does this hat say Ener?
	I think it's saying Nair.
	Or New Yorker.
	Oh, New Yorker.
	I want that hat.
	I don't want that.
	For a different reason.
	My wife was at the Mets game yesterday.
	The Yankees are such fucking pussies, and they're so not used to losing that there was guys like jumping up and down on their Yankees hats and fighting cops and starting fights with Mets fans at Mets Stadium at Citi Field.
	They're freaking out and kicking shit because they lost a game.
	They lost the Subway Series.
	Like they're fucking babies.
	I hate Yankees fans.
	Including you.
	You know what's great about her being pretty too is everyone's willing to talk to her.
	Oh, the Naked Cowboy.
	He's MAGA, by the way.
	Turn it up.
	She's always, she's more sensitized to it.
	Like, oh, you know, I can't believe all the garbage.
	And when we go home to Cincinnati and the whole way there through Pennsylvania and Virginia and everywhere else, she's like, it's spotless.
	You couldn't find a cigarette butt on the ground.
	It's clean.
	I think that.
	It's like a jarring change to be in a city with so many people and see crime statistics if you're not from such a densely populated area.
	Honestly, like you're not going to go walk outside and get shot.
	You're not going to walk outside.
	A neighborhood that you don't want to be in.
	Wait, so you could walk outside and get shot if you're in the wrong place.
	Not here.
	I know you guys have a pretty high crime rate.
	As a local, what's the craziest thing that you've seen happen here in New York?
	You see now that's a really long list.
	And it would be really hard to try to pick what maybe top three.
	I would probably have to say once I saw a guy who's outside, broad daylight, children around, women around, everybody around, masturbating.
	Oh, damn, that's nothing.
	That's every fucking day in this disgusting shithole of a city.
	You know what?
	Another great thing about Savannah is she's a brassy broad like a Mexican.
	So she wants to like drink tons of beers and get in a fight.
	She's a Cholo.
	A Chola.
	Cholex.
	Whoa.
	From now on, we say Cholex on this show.
	Genetically similar, Ali Drummond.
	She almost feels kind of.
	I don't know why I didn't put her on the MILF list.
	That's kind of hypocritical of me.
	Oh, she's not a mom yet, but she is newly married.
	So I guess that's why she's not gone.
	She's like Puerto Rican, black, and Aboriginal, like Indian.
	What are the Puerto Rican Indians called?
	The Tuesta.
	Tahino.
	Tahino.
	She's part Tahino.
	And we discovered her where she was saying, hey, ladies, if you want to have a, you want to get a good man, start looking good.
	Dress up, grow your hair out, get in shape, and be a woman and be subservient to men.
	Which I'm sure, like, I say that, and I get in a bit of shit for it.
	She says that.
	I bet she's getting calls from like her long-lost cousins saying, fuck you, you fucking bitch.
	But what a smoke show.
	Anymore of her?
	What's she called?
	The real femme sapien?
	Okay, those aren't great examples.
	There she is.
	And she's so fucking intelligent, too.
	So I figured I would just do a live about it.
	I do have a video, real talk, on my YouTube channel that's titled How to Get Into Running.
	So I'm just going to give you guys the basics of the video.
	All right, we get it.
	You're hot.
	You're on the list.
	You made the cuts.
	And the last one on this list.
	Wait, I wrote Sarah Gonzalez.
	Who's waiting?
	What am I doing here?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Sorry, I forgot.
	She's a little old to be on this list.
	But again, Benjamin Buttons, babe.
	And when you look at Sarah, you're just like, oh, women on the right are genetically superior.
	They're just like better.
	They have better bones.
	They have better bone structure, better hair.
	They don't shit.
	Bubblegum comes out of their asshole once a month.
	And then hubba bubba and all the gum companies will come by and they pick it up in these big buckets.
	You know the big buckets you see at MLB games, players are choosing?
	That's female feces, which is bubblegum.
	And I sort of included her on the new right list, even though she's not super young, because she interviews guys like those two, Taylor and John.
	So she's part of the scene.
	Like me.
	I'm an old guy within the young guy scene.
	And then finally, we have a weird one here, Tiana Lowe.
	She is breathtakingly gorgeous, but there's something weird going on with her where I think she sometimes does her own hair and makeup.
	And I think she might be on the spectrum a little bit.
	Like, look how bad this is.
	Friends, I'm actually here to talk just briefly about the Virginia election.
	For those of you who are in the world.
	What is going on there?
	And I don't want to humiliate her, so I won't bring up even worse clips, but I think she's very, very bad at doing her own hair and makeup and makes herself look like a scared clown.
	Because if you look at her when she's normal, she's one of the prettiest women alive.
	Zoom in on that.
	Look at that.
	That could be like a painting and you'd have it in your house and people go, who's that?
	And you go, it's just like a pretty lady.
	Or if you're getting a tattoo of a lady, you know, like a sailor tattoo, that would be the tattoo you'd get.
	That's the face she'd have, that beautiful heart-shaped face.
	But yeah, something weird happens to her when she does her own hair and makeup.
	That's got to be fixed.
	But that's sort of the point of this whole thing is, no, women on the right are not genetically superior.
	That's a silly thing to say.
	But women on the right try.
	They grow their hair long.
	They wear heels a few times a week.
	And they appreciate that they're beautiful.
	They don't reject it the way the left does.
	And when women embrace the fact that they're different than men and they're innately pretty, it's really fun to take in.
	And it's kind of God's plan.
	It's nature's plan.
	It's their way of saying, remember how wonderful it is to be alive.
	Look at all the beautiful women around.
	Son of a bitch.
	I just realized I forgot Amanda Milius.
	She was in the MILF category and then the 10-10s, and she got lost in the shuffle.
	Amanda Milius is one.
	I don't know.
	I like watching all the girls go by because it reminds me that we're lucky to be alive.
	Go join your gang.
	Yeah.
	I turned off the AC because I'm worried you can pick it up on the mics and I can't take it.
	It's getting too hot in here.
	Our fucking Con Ed bill is $28 a day.
	Now, these lights are nothing.
	It should be $75 a year for the TriCaster and everything.
	Yes, the AC is expensive, and I understand.
	It's a big studio.
	But we have been electricity Nazis all month.
	I turn off all these lights the second the show is over and I turn off the AC before we leave So by the time we leave, we're sweating and it did not affect our electricity bill one iota We've got to get a guy in here, Ryan.
	This does not make fucking sense.
	Yep.
	We've been electricity Nazis all time.
	You know how they have the clapper to turn on lights and stuff like that?
	We have a sensor where we, well, there's a hand motion.
	Turns them off.
	You said the word hand like Ryan Katsu Rivera.
	Yeah, I don't think I did.
	I think I did sound a little bit like Tim Pole.
	And in fact, I'm trying to shake it right now.
	Jarvis, edit that and post.
	All right, thanks.
	I followed an account that is on Twitter.
	Wait, what's going on with your voice?
	And it's called Jarvis Commands.
	Oh, yeah, I've seen that.
	Have you seen that?
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's really funny.
	It's really fucking funny.
	We'll summon them up.
	Okay.
	Jarvis?
	Yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	It's just weird because that popped up right after I did the episode.
	Jarvis, fucking...
	I don't know.
	Surprise me, Jarvis.
	Jarvis, make a saw trap the size of a Barbie play set and then seal Ant-Man's side of it.
	Thanks.
	There's one about England.
	What was the one?
	Oh, yeah.
	Jarvis, split the UK into even more countries that hit each other.
	Yeah, that's the best one.
	Okay, we'll finish with a little bit more feminism before we get to the letters.
	I wanted to, I'm worried I'm objectifying women here and shitting on them too much, and that always happens in the feminism section, but here's a tearjerker.
	This girl, she wants her brother to have independence, but he's way on the spectrum.
	And so she builds an addition to her house where he can sort of be independent, which is really impressive.
	Independent living affairs.
	Chris's house is about 20 feet from the main house, and I wanted to make it as fun and inviting as possible for him.
	We took into consideration all of his habits, like his tendency to use a little too much shampoo and soap, so we got refillable soap and shampoo containers that he takes to our local refill store when he's out.
	I've replaced myself with Alexa, so she reminds him of his daily tasks like brushing his teeth and when it's time for bed.
	He actually listens and responds to her when she talks to him, so this has been a huge game changer for us in helping him become more independent.
	He has a big whiteboard which has his daily schedule and checklists of things to bring with him.
	And he has his parents.
	Chris loves food more than anything, so we made the kitchen as accessible as possible.
	He does his best when he has a very structured routine, so at the beginning of the week, he goes grocery shopping and then comes home and meal preps for the week.
	He's a pretty good cook.
	Chris says living in his own house has been a 20 out of 10.
	That's a tear jerker.
	That's very nice.
	Tear jerker.
	It's funny, you realize like music and humor and things that make you cry are very specific to you as a person.
	Like that makes me tear up.
	I'm tearing up talking about it.
	And then someone will send me, go, oh, I saw you almost card that thing.
	Yeah.
	Where do you see this thing?
	And like it's a country song about abortion.
	And you're like, fuck off.
	It's almost like taste in women or something like that.
	It's like you have your own taste.
	It's exactly like that.
	You think she's a 10?
	Where do you see this?
	And you're like, what?
	Yeah, she looks 12 and she's wearing anime clothes.
	Remember that?
	Oh my god, I was going to say she looks like a Japanese 12-year-old girl.
	Guys keep sending me like beautiful, very young-looking Japanese girls that I'm like, ew.
	That are like...
	But this?
	With the fucking...
	Like, I don't.
	I don't relate to that.
	And when they're pure Japanese, I don't know.
	They don't look human.
	No.
	Well, I could agree with that, I guess.
	You got to mix it up.
	Although, as we've learned, sound as if you mix up Japanese with a Puerto Rican, you get a massive reduction in IQ.
	Is that true?
	Oh, this was, I thought, pretty funny.
	I want AIU to do a big thing on Emmett Till.
	I begged him to, actually.
	Because I'm watching the movie, The Trailer for It, and it looks like such bullshit.
	It's just like when they see us, where he's got his little sweater vest on.
	He's like, hi, mama.
	I just want to work hard and make a family and be a good boy until some white Nazis kill him because of a false allegation.
	I bet it wasn't a false allegation.
	And the tiny bit of research I've done, he was beaten to death by six people.
	Two of them were black.
	But look how one-sided this fucking thing is.
	He was a joy.
	What a sweetheart.
	Anyway, speaking of bullshit, remember that movie with Sarah Silverman and Steve Carell, the Billie Jean King thing, 3-0, where this guy thinks men are better at sports, which is total bullshit.
	Women are better at sports.
	So they have a tennis game, and she wins.
	And it's sort of the go-to example of women are better at sports.
	You know it's true.
	Cut the shit.
	Remember Billie Jean King.
	Right?
	Remember this?
	Turn it up.
	We are privileged tennis fans to have the great Billie Jean King.
	Word is, you are a renegade.
	Women should be paid and respected equally.
	I admire what you guys are doing.
	You're offering the men's winner eight times what you're offering the women's winner.
	The men are simply more exciting to watch.
	It's just biology.
	Or is it?
	I am not saying that women don't know.
	So then it just came out.
	Now you can go back to 2.9.
	He threw that game.
	Whoa.
	The quintessential example of women being better at sports is fake.
	He owed the mob a debt.
	So he called her up and said, hey, don't you want to beat a sexist?
	And she's like, yeah, sure.
	The mob put a billion, zillion dollars on her, and they made him lose.
	And you get the underdog odds?
	Oh, yeah, of course.
	No one's going to bet on a woman.
	I said that that fucking Mike Tyson-looking chick with the sister, what's her name?
	I said that it probably would be hard to beat her.
	But a baby monster wrote in and goes, no, guys beat her all the time.
	Lotus just put this out, oddly enough.
	Non-dirking people sure are dominant.
	Ever since biological men have joined women's sports, as brave women, of course, they've been crushing us.
	The male physique is superior engineering.
	Socially female now.
	Of course.
	It's superior engineering when it comes to athletics.
	No, boners are pretty cool.
	No, no, no, getting boners.
	The male physique is pretty optimal at not giving you boners.
	The female body is pretty good at giving boners.
	Well, okay, Ryan.
	I was going to say, women's bodies are better at magic, like creating a human.
	That's fairly impressive.
	That beats tennis.
	I just want to briefly show some links here.
	My buddy Robbie sent me.
	Yesterday, I was talking about abortion and how everything the left wants Is what they don't want.
	So they want to expose who is killing trans people.
	It's gangsters and thugs that they fuck.
	They want to expose homophobia.
	Straight white males are the bottom of the list.
	Homophobes are usually black and brown.
	They want gays to proudly talk about their lifestyle.
	Oh, we had no idea it was that disgusting.
	We didn't know you fuck for 16 hours and then guys piss on you.
	Ew.
	You deserve monkeypox.
	And we want abortion to be totally legal and everywhere and easy to get.
	Okay.
	Black population is now devastated.
	Muslims and Chinese are committing gendercide.
	I mentioned this yesterday on the show, but here's some links on it.
	3-1.
	Yeah, so immigrants are killing their babies when they find out it's a girl.
	So doctors are having to hide the gender from the mom until after abortion time.
	They have a gender reveal order.
	I can't believe, like, gendercide is a word.
	It shouldn't be, but it is, and it's not that fucking show they all keep talking about, the handmaid's tale.
	It's Muslims.
	Go to 3-2.
	We got to really get faster with these links.
	This is not good TV.
	Gender-determining ultrasounds should be stopped.
	And then the last one.
	This is all Canada where they really embrace.
	Oh, yeah.
	Blood smuggling in China.
	Why pregnant women are breaking the law to find out their baby's sex?
	They're getting a blood test, smuggling it out, finding out it's a girl, and then aborting it.
	See, you asked for this.
	We didn't.
	And then I want to briefly look at women in politics and how they're sort of being forced into politics and they just don't seem to belong there.
	Like Kamala Harris, you've seen this going around, right?
	Good afternoon.
	I want to welcome these leaders for coming in to have this very important discussion about some of the most pressing issues of our time.
	Okay, it's important.
	I'm Kamala Harris.
	My pronouns are she and her.
	I'm a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit.
	And thank you, Madam Vice President.
	My friends point out, yeah, how do they know what blue is?
	And that's my whole thing.
	We were talking about that with the sign language thing.
	Are deaf people demanding that there sign everywhere?
	Or is it virtue signaling?
	And it's the same thing here.
	Has a deaf person ever said, hey, man, it would be kind of cool if you told me what color of shirt you're wearing and what your hair looks like so I can picture you?
	Like I've met a couple blind people in my life.
	They never ask me what I'm wearing.
	Sometimes, like in extreme cases, they want to touch your face to see what you look like.
	But they don't say, is that a suit you have on?
	They don't fucking care.
	That's our values.
	We care about what color you're wearing because we judge you based on it.
	But blind people don't judge you based on what colors you're wearing.
	They don't care what colors you're wearing.
	If this was real, they should say something like, hi, I'm Kamala Harris.
	I'm basically a packy, but my mom fucked a black dude, but he wasn't around.
	So I'm basically Indian.
	Now my formative viewers were in Canada, but I pretend to be black, but it's not really who I am.
	And I look kind of like a sad chocolate horse.
	And then what's the next one?
	My pronouns are she, her.
	I'm overweight.
	Hi, I'm kind of a fat bitch in a red in a dumb tight dress where my guns are showing.
	I'm like a typical chubby lesbian feminist type.
	Hi, I'm an annoying black feminist with dumb glasses.
	I'm also overweight.
	I'm about as fat as that chicken in the red dress.
	Hello, how are you?
	I'm under the water.
	Please help me.
	Here, too much raining.
	Okay, so look at, this is interesting.
	Women in politics dealing with stress.
	We have this UK Conservative candidate.
	Something falls and she freaks the fuck out because she's scared.
	He's going to challenge the freedom and democracy.
	Look at how she reacted there.
	By the way, I like that.
	I want women to be scared because it's a natural thing.
	I want them to be overly protective of their children.
	I want them to, when they hear trouble, to grab their stroller and get the fuck out of there.
	I don't want them going, what the fuck?
	So this is a great way to be for a woman.
	I'm just not sure it belongs in politics.
	Like Thatcher, this is an old clip.
	They say she's dead.
	She would sleep four hours a night.
	This and the.
	What do you say?
	The next moment she began to fall forwards onto the podium, her head grazing the microphone.
	Police bodyguards rushed to the catcher's aid.
	And then compare all of these clips with Reagan.
	This is after he had been shot.
	Did that bullet ever hit him?
	I think it did.
	Yeah, I think it was.
	Because he went to the hospital and all that.
	So he's been shot.
	You'd think he'd be very wary of bangs.
	And this is what he did when a balloon popped at one of his speeches.
	Okay, that's it.
	It's character.
	Berlin remains the most compelling argument for an open world.
	We're reminded of the many traditions of openness.
	Dude, what is going on with your internet?
	Of openness and democracy that have marked the history of this city.
	America missed me.
	Like, I need to see that again.
	Compare that to the UK Conservative candidate.
	He doesn't even flinch.
	America missed me.
	Democracy that have marked the history of this city.
	America missed me.
	That was quick.
	Quick.
	compare that to how me and Maddie reacted when that Pyrex exploded.
	Yeah, all right, let's do the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	You know what I've been doing recently, by the way, Rye Guy?
	What's up?
	Reading 100% of our mail.
	Holy shit.
	It takes me about two hours over the weekend and about an hour and a half every morning.
	So when you're doing the celebrity mailbag, go buy my purple flags.
	Okay, the purples, okay.
	Because sometimes they're so good I send them to myself to do on the show, like that Reagan balloon came from a baby monster.
	But I've become a total snob because I realized it's just free market capitalism.
	My problem was we're getting too much mail.
	And then I said, okay, supply and demand.
	Just raise the bar for what you consider a good letter and you'll have the right amount.
	It's very simple.
	If everyone in the world wants to buy your house, you raise the price.
	After saying that, now I'm going to have a bunch of shitty letters.
	Are you okay, dear Gavin and Faggot?
	Okay.
	That hurts.
	You haven't shown the rad zone in a long time.
	No.
	And you still don't have a way to get my cassette tapes digitized.
	Okay.
	I just sort of forgot about that, right?
	Working on it.
	You've spent about $150 on eraser boards.
	You have two of them.
	And you still keep forgetting everything.
	It's true.
	You have done four bits at the green screen recently that are just not funny.
	Do you have Lyme?
	Asking Gavin specifically because Ryan already has Lyme and is also not funny on a regular basis.
	Racism and Racing.
	Women Who Rock.
	Orcas.
	That was more just odd.
	The right-wing actors in Hollywood.
	You admitted this failed, but even still it was so confusing and not even funny, even if you fully got the joke.
	You usually can do no wrong, but these have been so lame, they make me feel weird and embarrassed.
	Also, I am one of your clever and smart baby monsters, so I understand comedy.
	I'm honestly worried about you.
	Please fix the show and get your shit together.
	Okay, well, let's go over these.
	Racism racing was a silly and fun joke.
	Women who rock, I thought that was an interesting concept, that every time they have a woman who rocks, she has more testosterone than other women.
	So that was interesting.
	Orcas, good for variety.
	You have some killer whales in there.
	Right-wing actors was maybe a tad ambitious, but I sent it to some of the people in it, and they were thrilled.
	And I've also been told that the orcas was fascinating.
	I mean, the thing I love about the orcas was that picture that 75% of the deaths from orca trainers is one orca.
	And there he is staring at them.
	So I looked it up and it was true.
	And then I shared my research with you.
	I laughed so hard I shit your pants.
	When you and Anthony were looking at Gordon Lightfoot and Bon Jovi, holy crap.
	And then he says, a couple years ago, a buddy I grew up with in Oregon flew to Toronto to watch Jeff Lynn's.
	Sorry.
	What the fuck was that?
	I opened up an attachment for an email coming up, and it auto-played.
	Really good at interrupting the show today.
	You know ELO, right?
	I love ELO.
	I've been to the guy's house.
	Which guy?
	Jeff Lynn?
	Jeff Lynn.
	My dad cut his hair.
	Now, Jeff Lynn was definitely moving slower, but holy crap, he sounded fantastic and absolutely shredded both vocal high notes and guitar solos on Showdown in Mr. Blue Sky.
	He's the one like, you got me moving like a snake in the grass.
	Yeah, don't bring me down, Mr. Blue Sky.
	They got a lot of hits.
	My God, they have hits.
	He produced for the Traveling Wilberries and The Who, I think.
	I don't care about the first one.
	I care about the second one.
	At the end, we were looking at each other saying, Jeff Lynn definitely has made a deal with the devil to hold on to his voice and guitar skills.
	And then, after watching the fans struggle up the stairs with their walkers and oxygen tanks, we said, apparently that deal didn't apply to the fans.
	Fun little letter.
	Now you can do the fart.
	This guy wants his fart rated out of 10.
	Yes.
	So it's 10 seconds long.
	That's a 10.
	So one fart so you can get it for each second.
	That's fantastic, dude.
	You have a gift.
	Beautiful.
	You should get involved in competitive farting.
	All right, let's get to the final vid.
	Now, this clip is a great way to end our Friday show.
	I was saying earlier that I like that women are scared because it's natural and we want them protected and we want them to be on high alert.
	Will you fucking get it together?
	What was that?
	Final video?
	What do you mean final video?
	It's the final video.
	What was that sound that just blurted out of your machine?
	The first bit of one of the final videos.
	Why did it play?
	It auto-played, and I had the volume up.
	Wow.
	What a great asset to the show.
	Yeah, it's a big deal.
	Constant interrupter.
	It is a big deal when you're constantly thrown off what you're talking about.
	I said that.
	Anyway, what was I talking about?
	Oh, yeah.
	I like that women are scared.
	I don't want them intimidated or living in constant fear, but they should be tightly wound because we rely on them for the small game, we'll go get the woolly mammoths out there in the real world.
	But as far as you in the area, I want you aware of your baby.
	If you see a coyote or a hyena or even a porcupine near the cave, I want you to grab the baby and go, So it makes me feel good to see women that are jumpy, not in a sadistic way, but in a protecting society way.
	And so that's why I like this next clip.
	But on top of that, I like that this guy isn't fired for this.
	And you can joke around and have fun.
	And she clearly gave him permission to put this out there.
	So she's aware of how funny this is.
	And she's happy to embrace it because at least subconsciously, she recognizes that this is not a bad trait.
	And it's an appealing trait.
	And we like it and we find it amusing.
	So there's two wonderful things about this video.
	And this goes back to what I was saying about get fired.
	This guy's determined to have some fun with his co-worker.
	She's giving him permission.
	And that's how you have fun in life.
	You do consensual things that are amusing.
	Now, in the modern work era, especially here in New York City, you could see this guy getting fired and the company either firing because they're worried about being sued or her actually suing him.
	So there's all kinds of potential problems with this.
	And he's ignoring them all because he prefers fun to living under the sword of Damocles that HR imposes on most of us.
	So it's just a silly little montage of spooks, which is most of Spike Lee's movies.
	But it's pretty darn endearing.
	And I like both the people, both the spooker and the spooky in this video.
	Spooky.
	Autumn.
	Oh, my God.
	I don't really hurt my rib.
	This is the best one.
	Autumn.
	So yeah.
	Ladies, keep being ladies.
	Guys, keep being guys.
	We're different, and it's fun to celebrate our differences because that what makes us a great team.
	And if having fun is going to get you fired, then get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Have a good weekend.
	Stay off your phone.

▲