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July 11, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #155 - NPR AND THE TROTSKYITE (Part 1)
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*BANG* *BANG* *Music* Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnis!
*Music*
*Music* *Music* *Music* Welcome, welcome to your family.
Welcome to your fucking Get Off My Run.
By the way, this song is called Scotland's Shame.
It's been mogwai from Glasgow.
Do you know what this is about, Matty?
No, it's very solemn and somber though.
It's about Sectarianism.
The isolation that the Catholics face in Glasgow.
Free the Protestants and the Loyalists and the Rangers fans.
And what us Celtics have to endure on a day-to-day basis in the city of culture.
Miles better?
Aye, if you're fucking Protestant.
But us Catholics suffer.
It's okay if you're blue.
But if you're green, You have to face the pain of the bottle across your head as you walk down the fucking street.
by the way, the iPad man and all.
I think that's what it's about.
Yeah, not a very fun song to start the show with.
I just stumbled across it on YouTube while I was... The algorithms are funny.
Like your kid uses your computer and then all of a sudden all your fucking videos are guerrilla tag, whatever that is.
Or you pursue something you don't like.
Like no effects.
And then you got all this fucking fat records shit.
Or I was marveling at adults giving a shit about Star Wars.
Now I got Obi-Wan Kenobi up my ass.
There should be a thing like, turn off the filter, I don't like this.
God forbid you should research child porn like Pete Townsend.
Anyway, let's start the show.
Welcome, Matty O'Dell.
Glad to have you back.
Hey, everybody.
Good to be back.
Good to see you again.
Every Thursday, we have Matty O. in the co-host seat.
And then, of course, Ryan Catzu-Rivera persists like a vulgar little tumor attached to an important femoral artery, just choking out your blood supply and making life untenable.
That ain't cool, man.
Oh, you're cool now?
What?
I didn't hear you.
Oh, cool guys can't hear well.
Yeah.
Is that a thing?
They're always tired, cool guys.
I have a cool, clear implant so I can try to hear better, but it doesn't fucking work.
They're always like, what time is it, man?
They always love knowing the time.
Yeah, they're always like sleeping in.
And then they're always cold.
They have like a cardigan.
Hey, man, what time is it?
Or sexy guys.
Sexy guys are cold and without a watch.
Cool guys don't even think they care what time it is, right?
Yeah.
Cool guy asks you what time it is, and you turn around and say, time to get a watch, and you see him, and you're like, oh.
Oh, you're cool.
You guys don't have watches.
Sorry.
You don't even need a fucking watch.
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And there's Ryan taking the tincture.
He just drops it on his tongue.
This is a nighttime tincture, but I don't think it'll just put me right out.
Well, we'll see.
That could be funny.
Funny if you wreck the show by falling asleep.
I doubt it.
I wreck the evening by falling asleep.
Last night I had a chance to make love to my wife, which is, we have very few windows.
Problem with summer is the kids are around.
And we watched an episode of Pistol, and I was so exhausted, I was just, I was out.
And because I don't masturbate, I am currently carrying around, basically the end of Ghostbusters is in my loins.
Once this goes off, you're gonna think someone used crossed streams on the Marshmallow Man.
If you use black light after this next forthcoming load, you will get a sunburn.
That's what we're dealing with here.
I'm walking differently!
Anyway, I'm not sure Johnny Apple CBD wants to be associated with my arcing ropes of jizz, but uh... What's that?
Oh, great.
JohnnyApple.com is too effective.
We've just lost, I don't even know what to call this guy, our engineer.
He's out.
He's out like someone on the slingshot ride.
Which I've been watching.
I think in the past 24 hours I've seen 24,000 slingshot rides.
People fainting.
I'm noticing patterns too.
You know what I'm talking about?
The ride that Clicks in and sends you up into outer space.
Don't clip that to make it a double Z Kyle too, by the way.
Come on, guys.
Yeah, Hitler was an underachiever.
I double-zee-guile.
Superman was of no Nazi.
By the way, did I just fall asleep before?
Yeah, dude, you just passed out.
I guess I gotta use this friggin... So this is the super hemp.
This probably will get me in a better mood.
Okay, but you're gonna be awake and high as a guy on the 4th of July.
Speaking of 4th of July, this Monday we have a 4th of July special episode featuring Donald Trump!
Donald Trump will be here, and we will be going over his political career as president, not his whole career, just 2015 to 2020, and enjoying our highlights.
We're breaking it up into various retarded hoaxes surrounding this man, his awesome predictions, our favorite moments, and I think our favorite quotes, too.
Mine has changed.
Hold on, I'm coming.
Bye bye!
My favorite used to be, I'm going to say Anchor Baby, but my new one is Elbowing the President of Montenegro?
Some dumb Balkan shithole off the Mediterranean.
Just elbowing him out of the way and pushing through in the most obtuse way imaginable.
It's not remotely subtle.
And that's my favorite.
Uh, let's watch that slingshot video I sent you, Ryan.
Oh, okay.
Well, the Montenegro push.
Montenegro?
Fuck you.
Fuck all non-Western countries.
You suck.
It's got Negro in the name, so I said... Move it, fuckface.
This is an SNL sketch.
Look at that!
I'm outta here!
Everything about it, too.
The blazer.
It's the least subtle thing in the history of global politics.
Bye-bye!
Bye, everybody!
Home to mommy!
That does seem like a guy who would grab the wheel and try to drive to the riot.
Like, if I was president and I wanted to do that, you'd have to play it back three times and then like, watch Gavin's elbow.
He slowly kind of works his way forward.
Trump's like, I don't have time for this.
I think he uses, go back, does he use both hands to get that guy out of the way?
Get the fuck... If he uses both hands to drink a bottle of water, you know he's using both hands to push this guy.
Yeah, just went, excuse me.
Oh my god!
People hate that!
Like, his enemies see that and they go, see?
What a douche.
Isn't that the worst?
And you're like, I can't believe- We live in two different universes.
Your salt is my pepper.
The fixing the jacket is- Like, the things you hate are the exact things I love.
This is new to me.
I'm used to people going, oh you like this band?
Yeah, but they had this shitty album.
Like Motley Crue.
After they got rid of Vince Neil, they had that stupid, shitty, like, metal grunge album with some other guy.
And I would go, oh, okay, you're right, that album sucks.
Not this.
That album they're talking about, in this case, is my favorite album.
That move we just saw is my favorite album.
I'm saving one of my favorite moments for, not tomorrow's show, the July 4th show, too.
I have to tell President Trump how great this moment is.
I don't want to spoil it, but... Alright, and then tomorrow's show, of course, it's Canada...
The most impossible day to pronounce of the year.
Canada Day.
And we will be totally focused on all my favorite Canadian bands.
Mostly hardcore.
Mostly very local hardcore.
Like Sudden Impact from Winnipeg.
Or Ottawa's Honest Engine.
Or Montreal's Scum.
So be sure to miss that.
Nickelback and Alanis Morissette.
Hell yes.
I don't like Alanis Morissette.
And Nickelback.
Not a fan.
Justin Bieber?
Not a fan.
If you listen to a Nickelback song, you'll be like, that is pretty good.
Wrong, Ryan.
Detective Shitty Strikes Again.
Your entire record collection has AIDS.
You've never heard of Follow You Home by Nickelback?
Play it.
It will reek.
Oh, it will not.
Here we go.
That's Daniel LaDare.
He plays for Dave Margiela.
Danny LaDare.
He dares to have two bass drums.
Let me hear a little volume line.
What's up?
Let me get a little volume over here.
Oh, yeah.
Sexy.
This sounds like your music.
This sounds like a commercial for an aerospace engine cleaner.
That's high praise.
Let's get to the chorus.
Who knew something could be simultaneously so gay and so boring?
Look at your shirt!
I'm gonna do the dance that the purple-haired soccer player did.
Remember that?
She was like...
Oh yeah.
That was so bad.
I just cringed thinking about it.
She's been back in the news.
Megan Rapampo?
Yeah.
She's been defending trans athletes saying, good, we should get fucked out of our whole entire genre.
But play that Slingshot video.
Okay.
Oh no, you can play the dancing too.
Yeah.
Oh dude, this sucks.
You know what this is?
It's funny how they look like 12 year old boys, but then they act like 12 year old boys too.
Maybe they are 12-year-old boys.
That's her beating somebody in Fortnite.
Fortnite, ugh.
She's the worst.
I never thought of that before.
What?
Who was that clapping on stage?
Chuck Schumer?
Oh, I think it was, right?
Was it?
Yeah, that sounds right.
They had like a good day and everyone shat their pants for a year and demanded equal salary and they're just as good as men's soccer.
Or is it the black guy?
There's no such thing as men's soccer.
It's... Oh, is it Cory Booker?
I think it's Cory Booker.
No, it's an older guy.
You can't enlarge that much.
Computer enhance.
Enhancing.
That doesn't help.
That'd be funny, we should do a parody of like Law and Order and they go computer enhance and it just blows it up until it's like one pixel for the head.
I have no idea what that is.
Alright.
Slingshot please.
Yes, and sir.
This is my bread and butter, I don't know what it is.
Why do I enjoy these so much?
I guess because I like honesty, and when someone is shitting their pants with fear, they're stripped of all pretense, and you see right down to their primal scream.
You see who these people are to their very core.
Their primal... This guy's got weird white shit on his lips.
He looks like that Chappelle Crackhead character.
I love when the guys who run the machine, too, they go, uh-oh, something's with your seatbelt, dude.
I think it's broke, and then they release it right then as he's checking his seatbelt.
Weird face.
You gotta scream, folks.
And the moral of the story, too, is let it all out.
Like, Larry David will never have cancer because he gets everything out of his system.
Turn it up.
So we're losing red shirts soon.
He's gone.
Is the other guy chewing gum?
Yeah, he was.
Jesus Christ!
Mister, you okay in there?
I'm done.
You're done?
I'm done.
This is my favorite part, though, of the whole thing.
This guy's really depressed.
Like, what a weird take.
After the dry heaving and the screaming, he's just like, my parents died.
Well, in his case, my parent.
I'm feeling upset.
Look how sad he is.
The other guy wakes up.
Look how blue the other black guy is.
Black and blue.
What the fuck is that drop?
That's Biden's rabbi.
He said, I'm officially Biden's rabbi.
He told me this.
He's told me before when we met that I'm his official rabbi.
And so now I'm going to bless him.
Why would a Catholic have an official rabbi?
That's what I'm saying.
He's our official rabbi.
Uh, I don't know.
Mine's gonna be gay and black.
And female.
Well, it seems like this guy knocked two of those things out of the park.
He looks a little light.
Yeah, Barakah Adonai Vayesh Marecha.
May God bless you and keep you.
Did you hear the way he said, May God bless you and keep you?
It's the worst part.
May God bless you.
Bless you and keep you.
Oh, thanks.
Thanks, sir.
So, I guess in the video context, that guy was trying to just bless them real quick, so they're good.
Don't die.
Oh, God.
Are these guys gay?
I have a slightly gay vibe from the black dude.
Don't you?
Although, Batman is pretty tacky for a homo.
Yeah, good point.
Unless he's an alpha homo, who's just like, I don't know, just likes fucking things.
Yeah, but alpha homos would have better taste than Batman.
Batman.
I can't tell you how many cars I see on the street with Batman on the fucking bumper sticker.
What does that mean?
I like Batman.
He's a cool guy.
No, he's not.
He's not a guy.
You might as well have Santa on your fuckin' bumper sticker.
Fuckin' Santa, man.
Oh, listen to that scream.
You know what's funny?
If, like, somebody's talking about Batman to you and you're like, I think Santa's pretty cool, they'd look at you like you're the athlete.
Yeah, like, go back, you ruined it, chatterbox.
Sorry.
Listen to his screams.
Wow.
Dude, you gotta move.
Like, you gotta move to Morocco, wear those shirts that touch the ground, and change your name to Aloe Akbar.
Yeah, you learn a lot about your friend, I suppose.
Yeah.
The only other way is you kill the black guy, and the person who works there, and steal the tape.
Right.
And then go on the run.
He might come kill us just for watching it.
Yeah, we're dead.
We just signed our own death warrant.
He's gonna kill Twitch.
We're free on Twitch for a bit.
And then, like, you gotta at least go home tonight.
I mean, like, you can't hang out now.
I got fuckin' passed out, dude.
It was crazy, man.
Whatever.
You passed out, too, right?
You don't remember what happened, probably, right?
You were asleep?
No, man, I saw you, and I heard your scream.
That was the worst part.
Alright, that's enough slingshot.
We were on NPR today, but before we get to that, let's talk about FOP Medals.
P-H-A-U-P.
A place to store your money, in a sense.
Store your savings in a safe spot.
We have people putting their money in the bank.
We have people buying guns.
We have everyone worrying about the economy.
The economy is at the worst it's been in 20 years.
And the way Joe Biden is printing money, it can only get worse, at least for the near future.
This guy is not, he's barely started his catastrophic presidential term.
So, we're about two years in.
We have at least two more years of this asshole.
So, why not put a little bit aside and be safe?
Silver, gold, precious metals, they don't change.
I wish our dollar was based on gold.
I wish the Fed had that kind of foresight, but we don't have that right now.
We have this ethereal dollar floating through space.
People change its value on a daily basis.
It's not anchored to anything.
So, why don't you have some of your savings?
Not all!
Some of your savings allocated to something concrete you can touch, you can hold, go to Fop Metals, P-H-A-U-P, not F-O-P, not the name for the 18th century British dandy, Fop, Not what Australians call Brits.
Oh wait, they don't call them that, do they?
What do they call them?
I think they call them fops.
P-h-a-u-p metals m-e-t-a-l-s dot com promo code Gavin gets you 15% off.
Go there.
Allot some of your money.
Hey, you change your mind?
Sell it back.
It's not going down in value.
Don't go to fopmetals.com.
Unfortunately, we suggested they buy fopmetals.com.
They didn't listen, and now a baby monster has hijacked it, and it depicts a picture of Ryan Ketzie Rivera with a anti-gay epithet at the base of his shit.
I met the guy at the meet-and-greet.
And she said he's totally willing to sell it to them.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
But that's so funny.
Yeah, they should buy it.
Why wouldn't you buy it?
I'm getting a very itchy label situation with these pants.
So yeah, phaupmetals.com, promo code Gavin.
A lot, some of your money, a percentage, it's like a Rolex.
You're not really spending money on something, you're just storing money in a different place.
Stocks, bonds, the bank, things that go up in value, like precious metals, includes Fop Metals.
phaupmetals.com, fopmetals.com, promo code Gavin, 15% off.
Hedge your bets, folks.
And we might be doing an auction, too.
He's into doing an auction, where people super chat in, and then from there, they'll win a very expensive dope coin.
The Fott Metals guy, not the guy that you just showed.
Fott Metals guy.
Okay.
So yeah, we were on NPR today, and it was Alan Froyer.
Who is a proud boy stalker he's obsessed with the club and he's the go-to expert according to the leftist media now and I just when I'm listening to him talk about this club it reminds me of some sort of Hells Angels stalker who wasn't invited to the club was never at a meetup never hung out with the dudes but it's just an expert like who is that guy who wrote the book about the Hells Angels?
There's tons of them.
Right, but there's one where, like, he never met one of them.
He just sort of researched the living shit out of this club that he wasn't invited to.
This Canadian guy, um... Yves Levine?
Yeah, that sounds right.
I think I have that book.
And the idea of stalking a club and talking about them like they're this ominous force, and you were never in.
It's not hard to get in, by the way, especially in New York back when it started or when Alan first started getting interested.
It would have been very easy to infiltrate.
But it's like a drunken drinking club and he's trying to make it something sinister based on interviews with me and people that he sorta knew or spoke to once.
But you're not part of the thing.
You know what I mean?
It's like imagine I did a book on Motley Crue and they're wanton fucking.
And how dangerous it was.
I mean, imagine the STDs these guys got.
And they would be fucking sometimes three women a night.
Sometimes there was orgy situations.
You just think, you fucking loser.
Why don't you go do your own thing?
That's the problem with so much reporting.
Like, we sit here and we talk about trends in American culture, Western culture, and we talk about how to fix them and how you should put a ring on it and have a baby.
We're talking about these big, large ebbs and flows.
But then there's so much of journalism that's just like following someone else around with a notepad, like a pathetic little tattletale.
And inevitably, they get the story wrong.
So, start with like 33.
I've got a few people telling me they're driving around listening to this.
It was a shit show.
Did the Trump camp help far-right militia groups plan the Jan 6 attack?
So, even in that headline, right, it's a given that far-right militia groups, Oath Keepers, Proud Boys, planned the Jan 6 attack.
That's just a fact, according to this headline.
And the only question it asks is, what was Trump's role?
In this obvious insurrection, which, by the way, what was the death toll for this horrific insurrection?
Two.
And it was a woman who was trampled, thanks to government police, White House Capitol Police, and then a woman who was shot in the neck by more government police.
And the guy who shot her in the neck, who was touted as a hero, by the way, he saved lives, The person behind that move of Ashley Babbitt jumping through the window was Antifa, John Sullivan.
He goes, go, go, go, go!
She's drunk with power.
She's hysterical in the moment.
Women shouldn't come to these things.
She jumps through the window, the broken window.
I think he egged her on to break it in the first place.
She gets shot in the neck.
She's bleeding to death.
And then John Sullivan's filming it.
He got his wish.
She did go, go, go.
She left his earth, actually.
And then CNN pays him $35,000.
And you go, What the fuck?
What happened here?
Why was Antifa inside the building egging people on and then openly discussing it on CNN?
No problem.
Nick Ox was there as a journalist.
He's facing five years because he's in the Proud Boys.
John Sullivan did far worse than Nick Ox.
He's on CNN with 35 grand in his pocket.
So you go, okay, something's fishy going on.
Were Capitol Police told to let people in so they could have this dramatic moment?
I'd like to talk to them.
Let me talk to Capitol Police person A. Sorry, you can't.
He committed suicide.
What about B?
He committed suicide too.
What about C?
He committed suicide too.
What about D?
Wait, four Capitol Police killed themselves?
All right, that's Who's the head of security?
Who is like the grand national secretary of safety?
Sergeant-at-arms.
The sergeant-at-arms.
Can I talk to the sergeant-at-arms and ask him what happened?
Found dead.
Oh, he's dead too.
So we've got what?
Four, five, seven deaths.
Two of them were patriots a day of, and the other five were people who could tell us what happened.
Yet the hearings are investigating the Trump supporters.
That doesn't make sense to me.
It seems like you got the wrong fucking guys.
Little fishy.
Little fishy!
Four cop suicides in like three days?
Did they determine the cause of death for the congressional sergeant at arms?
No.
Just found dead.
The day he was supposed to testify.
Right after he said, and he didn't, he wasn't passive, he said, we should look into instigators.
Something is going on here.
And then he died.
You know, like everyone who questions Hillary and Bill Clinton, anyone who gets in their way, they mysteriously end up drowned in three inches of water in a creek, or robbed at a coffee spot.
Shoot yourself in the head twice.
No, sorry, shot dead at a coffee spot, but not robbed.
You know how guys like to go into Starbucks and kill everyone and then not take any wallets?
Anyway, let's check out a little bit of this, see how much we can handle.
It dates back to Gavin McGinnis, who was one of the founders of Vice.
And his intention was a kind of, like, rude, like, male-only, you know, macho, we love to fight and drink.
Listen to her disdain for, like, normal, blue-collar, male values.
Like NASCAR.
Imagine her talking about NASCAR.
It was meant to be some sort of a over-the-top, vulgar display of automotive hubris, where large trucks, dangerous machines go over filthy piles of mud.
Oh wait, that's a monster truck rally.
You know what I mean.
Well, start around bootlegging.
Where these insidious machines at ear-piercing volume circle around a track in a pointless charade in a display of automotive arrogance.
We know where you're coming from, lady.
It's obvious with your adjectives.
And make crude jokes.
Men's Club, tell us about what his original joke was.
Crude jokes, oof.
Well, it's an interesting question about what his intent was, of course.
Well, I guess you can't answer that.
He set this up.
Well, no, no, but I just want to put it, but it's to the point here, right?
It's to the point because he sets it up as, you know, um, a so-called drinking club.
We're like the Elks or the Shriners, just guys looking for some guy time.
He had a podcast at the, you know, at that point and he would, you know, invite, uh, like his buddies over to the podcast.
They'd start drinking, they'd take over a bar.
Take over a bar!
It's kind of codified around this sort of male, macho culture, right?
Yeah.
You know, the notion that the Proud Boys were ever just a drinking club, it kind of obscured something that was a little different and a little darker.
That's what I'm talking about.
Stop.
That's what the media is obsessed with.
Like, this darkness that lurks, this white supremacy that's hiding behind everything It's there.
And if they deny it, they're joking.
They're using... So you're fucking around with your friends making jokes and they go, this is actually a secret white nationalist conference.
And you go, no, it's just joking around.
Oh, so you're using the jokes to hide the white nationalist conference.
And then you go, okay, what about all the black guys?
And they go, yeah, you use them to hide the fact that it's a white nationalist conference.
What does that say about them?
They're just idiots who sit there and don't know they're at a Klan rally?
Is it possible you're wrong?
Has it ever occurred to you morons that you're wrong?
Yeah, Weight Watchers is secretly an organization that promotes obesity.
They're lying when they have people lose weight and they show the before and after pictures.
There's a darkness that underlies Weight Watchers where they want everyone to be fat.
Okay, well what about where they pay people to lose weight and be their spokesperson when they lose weight?
Yeah, they do that to hide the fact that they're promoting obesity.
It's terrible.
Possibly, or maybe it's a company that profits from you losing weight because that's healthy and it's a good business model.
Why would a non-racist club, sorry, why would a racist club want to attract non-racist members?
Isn't that a waste of time?
Why would the Knights of Columbus pretend to be Jewish so they could be more palatable to Jews, and then Jews show up to join the Knights of Columbus and they go, actually we're Catholics.
Sorry, I'll pay your bus fare.
It's like, what are you doing?
We headed all the way out here.
Well then now I got schmutz all over my hachtas.
Go back to this retarded boomer fest.
What I'm talking about is the Proud Boys had...
from the beginning styled themselves as what McGuinness liked to call Western Chauvinists.
Yes.
Right?
And what essentially what that meant to the group was that, you know, it was a way to fight back against a perceived Well, stop.
Not really racist and sexist.
The allegation, this all comes from Pat Buchanan's Death of the West, the allegation was that the West was stolen and the culture is evil and we're responsible for everything bad in the world.
And Western chauvinists say, no, actually, the West is the best.
It separated church and state.
It's behind the Industrial Revolution.
Everything fantastic about what's surrounding you in the room right now was made by Westerners.
It's not about we eschew racism.
I never even said that anti-racial guilt thing.
I don't know where that came from.
That was never in my original draft.
Race wasn't a big factor.
It was started in New York City, a very metropolitan community.
So you talk to a New Yorker, And, you know, they're not talking about race all the time.
It's not a thing.
Now, if you're MAGA in New York, that's another story.
You're ostracized.
Your family hates you.
You can't go to Thanksgiving.
Your bars find out.
You wear your MAGA hat in New York, you're gonna get bottled in the face, like Joe Vival.
But as far as, like, a Manhattan bar, and you go, like, can you believe what's going on with the racism?
A lot of black people, like, it's... No.
Go ahead.
...that, you know, that manly men had nothing to be ashamed of... Yes.
...that, you know, Western culture, which is, of course, by McGuinness's own description, mostly white culture... Now stop.
...should have no... By McGuinness's own, and he's even pronouncing my name wrong.
I've talked to this guy for like 10 hours before I realized he was a fucking fraud.
I said yeah it's mostly whites because you kept asking.
Like you kept demanding to know the demographics of the thing.
Like, imagine you were a, I've said this analogy a million times, but you're a chess fanatic.
And they go, well, aren't most chess players white?
And you go, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they go, by this chess fanatic's own admission, chess is mostly white.
Now, are chess fans white nationalists?
Do they pursue chess because it's a mostly white thing?
No.
He said it was mostly white because you asked.
You said, is chess mostly white?
But now they put the cart before the horse and say that's why you like chess.
Because you can finally be with your white motherfuckers, you Nazi!
Kind of racial guilt for its position of hegemony and it kind of mixed these quasi-white nationalist notions in a friendly digestible package that disavowed overt white nationalism but allowed for this kind of ban.
I don't like overt white nationalism.
I like it hidden with a layer of sour cream.
What are you talking about?
This guy's a moron.
This is the number one Proud Boys expert in the New York Times.
Like if you check his articles, the past 50 have been about the Proud Boys.
He was at Jan 6.
I believe.
He was probably in the Capitol.
You're a white nationalist.
No, I'm not.
Look at the diverse people around me.
Oh, well you don't like it when it's overt.
It's this fucking thing where they, like my brother and I were talking about this today, the dog whistle thing, where it's like, you're gay.
No, I'm not.
I'm married to, with a bunch of kids.
Oh yeah, you have a wife and kids to hide it.
No, I've never sucked a dick.
I'm eating a pussy right now.
Yeah, your pussy eating is a dog whistle to hide my retarded theory.
Like, their retarded theory permeates everything.
And when you show them evidence to the contrary, they're like, that's meant to distract me from my... Yeah, that's smoke and mirrors.
They would be the world's worst scientists if they were ever doing an experiment.
They would get the evidence that contradicts their original hypothesis and they just keep barreling through like a fucking tank.
Nope!
Penicillin is not gonna cure shit!
Oh, you're one of those gays that don't fuck guys and show me evidence that you don't fuck guys.
Yeah, I know you are.
I see.
You're gay and you don't know it.
I know those kind of gays.
One of those.
Alright.
...of brotherhood based on male grievance, um, and sort of, you know, resentful anger toward the left.
Yes!
Yeah, and people of color and women.
Wait, what?
Resentment toward them.
Resentment towards women?
Fucking women!
I wish they'd go back where they came from, to Amazonia.
With Wonder Woman.
Fucking women.
Imagine a country without women.
Women are the worst.
I hate women.
What are you talking about, you stupid bitch that I hate?
I hate you not because of your uterus.
I hate you because you're a dumb cunt.
They hate women.
Really?
What about the tenet which is in the top ten that says venerate the housewife?
Like where did she get this from?
And people of color.
I hate people of color.
Like what do you mean?
Asians, Peruvians, Polynesians.
I don't care if they totally agree with me on everything.
I just hate them.
Because I'm a fucking idiot from 1922.
Who are these people that they're talking about?
Have you ever met anyone who hates women and people of color?
All non-whites that aren't pure lane, as they say in Quebec, and 50% of the population, you hate them.
I'm sure such a person exists.
Oh, I'm sure somewhere.
There's probably like three per city.
How do you amalgamate these three freaks?
With the Proud Boys.
What's interesting is that I would say this.
The overt misogyny of the Proud Boys was always there from the beginning.
And by the way, here's another reason why he's a bad journalist.
When you're talking about people's thoughts, you say they appear to think.
You don't know people's thoughts.
So he says the way Proud Boys interpret this is this.
You're now speaking for someone else and saying how they think.
That's not, that violates one of the most primary characteristics of good journalism.
You don't assume you know, even if you think like...
You're pretty sure this person is like, I don't know, a fucking anti-Semite.
You have to say, until you know for a fact, you have to say, he said anti-Semitic things and he comes across with what he says as an anti-Semite.
But like, they adopt this misogyny.
They hate women so much.
It's in like, who the fuck are you?
It's like, you don't know me.
They've allowed in members of any race.
They've allowed in members of any race.
Like begrudgingly, I guess.
Oh great, a black guy wants to join this white nationalist group.
Alright.
For three days.
Then you gotta get the fuck out of here.
What the hell are you talking about?
Being at a bar with a group of Proud Boys after a rally in June 2017.
Okay.
And you did see, you know, mostly white crowd.
Don't be a cutie pie.
Let me guess.
You're in a country where whites make up about 70% of the population.
Blacks, depending how you define Hispanics, blacks are 14%.
Hispanics are Upwards of 20, depending how you define Hispanics.
Asians are 5.
Jews are 2, 3.
Let me guess.
Was that about the distribution of the people you were with?
Because, I don't know if you know this, but America is mostly white.
America claims not to be racist, but it is, by Gavin McInnes' own admission, mostly white.
Hey, Finland!
You say you're not racist?
Aren't you like 95% white?
It's true.
Liar.
People of color, as they call them, they're overrepresented in the group because when they get kicked out of their life for being a Trump supporter, they join.
Exactly.
That's the funny thing.
We're like the Island of Misfit Toys for gays and blacks who dared to be MAGA and were totally ostracized by their friends.
How about doing an article on that?
NPR and New York Times, how about you do an article about gay MAGAs, gay Trump supporters?
Because let me tell you, they will, without exception, 100% of them will tell you it was much easier to come out of the closet as a gay than it was to come out of the closet as a gay Trump supporter.
They got nothing but accolades when they said, I'm here and I'm queer, get used to it.
That was awesome.
Come Out of the Closet is a gay Trump supporter.
Chadwick Moore can't go to his local bar.
He's banned.
Because he likes Trump.
Trump doesn't have a thing about gays, positive or negative.
Yes, but his vice president wanted you to get conversion therapy.
Now, Mike Pence said states can spend their medical allotment any way they want.
What if some of that is for conversion therapy?
And Mike Pence went, whatever, it's up to the state.
Oh, so you want gays to get electrocuted?
This sounds very gay.
- Thanks a lot, Electro. - There absolutely have been, and there always have been, members of minorities who for whatever reason joined the group, in fact, Enrique Terrio. - As I keep screaming at these people, for whatever reason, there's your story, moron.
Isn't that interesting?
Blacks are joining a white nationalist movement?
That sounds a lot more interesting than, uh, they plan to break windows on January 6th.
Not only equal opportunity hires, he rose to the top of the company.
Yeah.
It's, uh, interesting.
Was he paid?
There's a scandal.
Blacks are paid to join a Nazi group.
Okay, let's follow the money.
That sounds huge.
...who took over the leadership from Guinness is himself of Afro-Cuban descent.
You can hear her heart breaking, right?
That has to be raw.
I mean, she's checking her papers.
Don't they rape black women and rub shit on them or something?
Don't they write the N-word in feces on black churches?
Afro-Cuban.
Afro-Cuban.
Fuck, that sounds even cooler than black.
It almost sounds white.
Oh, that is an interesting... I think that, you know, that McGinnis, who is a shrewd media operator... Ooh, it's all a Machiavellian plan.
area has always played the line between kind of overt, you know, expressions of white nationalism and, you know, a more palatable version that allows for a kind of plausible deniability. a more palatable version that allows for a kind of Listen to how evolved it is.
Is it possible that the guy just makes jokes and he doesn't care if they're perceived as This is how in 2022, if you just joke around and you don't second guess yourself and worry if this joke is offensive, if that is your modus operandi, what's really going on is you're trying to Trojan horse white nationalism to the public.
Like Archie Bunker, or fucking Eddie Murphy's Delirious, or Blazing Saddles, or Police Academy, or Animal House.
In Animal House, where he looks over the shoulder and he goes, we're gonna die.
That's a way to subvert white nationalism, the stigma around white nationalism, and somehow get it into the purview of the mainstream.
It doesn't do.
- You're a liar. - They want this to be true so badly that when the Indiana Jones investigation, they dust off the thing, they open up the crate and there's nothing there, they go, there is something there.
It's invisible.
And I still am a good explorer.
I didn't waste my fucking time.
Like Geraldo with Al Capone's vault.
They open it up and they go, Al Capone collected rare dust from Egypt.
This is the dust maybe of Jesus's shroud.
This is the dust of Turin that we've discovered.
I'm good.
You know, the lack of things tells a story.
Yes!
The lack of things is actually more... You're very shrewd if you can make something very, very racist look like nothing.
That's a slight of hand that you lose in the media.
It's a misdirect.
So, the Proud Boys were never meant to be, like, an intellectual club.
When McGinnis started it, he said- Shut up, Janet.
What's an intellectual club?
Hello, we're the Mensa of fucking drinking clubs.
Like, why- do they say that about the Elks Lodge or the Knights of Columbus?
Or any fraternity?
They're bringing back hedonism, stupidity- Shut up, Janet.
We're getting rid of taboos, we're getting armed, and we're having fun, and I hope you'll join us.
So armed.
You come across as a bitch.
Armed.
That says something right there, especially we're getting armed.
Now that I've given up on my people of color and hating women thing, can we focus on the guns?
Proud Boys have always celebrated violence.
You know, I remember the first time I met Gavin McInnes.
He complained to me that the true violence... Can I just stop?
The first time I met Alan Froyer, he told me that he was in a loving marriage.
And I said, well, you should have knocked her up and had kids.
And he said, well, she wanted to work more.
And I said, well, that's not good.
If she's constantly at work, she's a workaholic.
You're going to lose her.
And he goes, yeah, that's what happened.
She kept working and working until we drifted apart and then she filed for divorce and I ended up with a 21 year old I work with and there he is in a New York apartment fucking some young girl pretending he's young as he slowly goes bald.
That's sad and pathetic but the good news is I've devoted my life To thwarting, cancelling, and destroying married men with kids, like Ethan Nordean and Joe Biggs.
Well, Joe Biggs isn't married.
But, or, uh, John Kinsman.
And I'm going to focus on making these people into villains, these men that put a ring on it and settled down and had kids.
So we have the childless attacking fathers in some sort of bizarre revenge ritual.
That's what I learned when I first met Alan Froyer.
And I thought, you sad fuck.
Way to destroy your life.
And he goes, he didn't say this, but I believe that he goes, I may have destroyed my life, but I'm going to destroy some others on the way down and make them miserable.
Good work, Alan.
Great work.
Well, maybe he's gay.
You ever thought of that?
That would be a step up.
If he was gay, that would be fine that he fucked up his marriage and is never gonna have kids.
Activist, right?
Antifa.
And I remember saying to him, okay, well, if that's the case, you know, if you find yourself confronting a violent Antifa mob, you as a rugged proud boy and your manly men proud boys, why don't you just- Manly men.
Manly men.
Manly men.
That's an insult.
I saw this montage when I was doing my Trump research for the July election.
And they were like, Trump is obsessed with big guys.
And they show this montage of Trump going, big guy, biggest guy you've ever seen.
Six foot five, this is the biggest guy in the world.
Very strong guy, tough guy.
And you know, they've gone through thousands of hours of video and they compiled him saying big guy, tough guy.
Yeah.
That's a compliment.
Pretty girl.
Big guy.
Tough guy.
Like, they say manly men.
Like, it's an insult.
Which is incredibly ironic because that was the impetus for the Proud Boys.
Yeah, what's the matter with manly men?
And by the way, I'm a faggot.
Like, I don't know how to change anything on my car.
I've changed maybe one tire.
When I open up my car and I look at it, it's Chinese.
Same with my motorcycle.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm the worst fighter at my gym.
People spar with me.
When I spar with the guys that are 60 years old and I punch them, they say, good, good.
Well, that means you're gay.
Why are you gay?
But still, compared to these fuckers, and, you know, the producer Ben Ratner that inspired the whole thing, I'm fucking Chuck Zito.
And that's not good.
I shouldn't be Chuck Zito.
I shouldn't be considered in the same universe.
But to this guy I am.
Now I'm worried Chuck Zito's gonna fucking beat me up.
I'm not saying that I'm as tough as you, Chuck, if you ever see this.
I'm coming with a hyperbolic example where this guy, Alan Froyer, has put me in your... Anyway, fuck.
Now I sound like a pussy.
This is getting worse.
I'm digging a pussy hole.
He's on the line.
He's on the line!
Good, I'd love to talk to him.
He just hung up.
Ow, I got my leg caught in that chair.
I don't know if Chuck would bother beating you up.
Awarded by a chair.
Take a page out of the Civil Rights Playbook and walk into the teeth of the Antifa mob and let them beat you guys up on camera and then everybody will see who celebrates violence and who doesn't.
What's that?
Say that again?
And his answer to me was very telling.
He's like, there's no way we would do that because we just like to fight.
So they've always celebrated.
That's why I played this.
We don't usually have serious content on the live show.
We usually like to talk to the folks at home.
But tomorrow's Canada Day and then we have July 4th.
I had to get that out.
That's a lie.
Alan is lying.
This is the New York Times you're hearing from.
And I want you to know that everything you read in the media is by assholes like this.
And I remember at a very young age, Like with Vice in 94.
They do an article about us and I obviously knew Vice well.
I was it.
And we didn't go, that's not true.
No, we didn't say that.
No, that's not.
And then I realized, holy fuck, wait a minute.
This is the one thing I know about and I'm reading it and it's all lies.
What about the other things?
When they're talking about Pfizer's damage to America, or China's involvement with fentanyl, or black-on-black crime in America, or illegal guns versus legal guns and their damage.
What about all that stuff?
That's probably bullshit too, and it is.
Here's what happened.
Alan Froyer did say that to me.
He said, why don't you just go the Martin Luther King route and just take the beating like the freedom fighters and you could show how violent Antifa is and how you're not violent.
And I said, Alan, have you seen the weapons that get confiscated?
I said to him, Google Portland weapons Antifa confiscation.
They don't just have knives.
They have knives that crumple into your hand there with a hand thing so you can really get it in under the fucking, under the ribs, really scoop it and twist it around.
The Freedom Fighters, they went to various diners in the 60s and they had sugar poured on their heads, they got laughed at, they'd occasionally have some pebbles thrown at them, they'd get punched in the jaw.
There's an argument for that.
I might be able to, if the roles were, I shouldn't say the roles were reversed, but if we could time travel to the 60s and be Proud Boys versus Antifa and it was all put up your dukes, there's an argument for like taking a few on the chin and being like, see this?
See these assholes?
That's not what would happen here.
We would die.
What happened to Jay Bishop?
Antifa shot him dead in the fucking chest.
He bled out.
So the idea of standing there like Jesus and letting Antifa stab us, like go back to that picture Ryan.
Yeah.
Stab us.
Cut our heads open with hammers.
Fucking shoot us.
Smash our heads in with bricks.
Noble Beard was stabbed.
Noble Beard was stabbed.
They go, oh you LARPers with your plastic chest plates.
Noble Beard thought he was being punched in the back.
When he got home and checked his back plate, there was giant divots cut out of it from a fucking knife!
So that's what I said to Alan.
I didn't say, fuck that man.
I like fighting too much.
I fucking...
If you liked fighting, you'd be the anti-biker club.
Or, what's the Dominican gang in Brooklyn?
The Trinitarios?
You'd be the anti-Trinitarios.
You'd just be like, yeah, we get to fucking brawl again.
I'm gonna go start shit with the pagans.
I'm gonna go start shit with DMS.
I'm gonna go start shit with the fucking Cardi B's Bloods.
That, you'll get plenty of exercise as a fighter if you choose those adversaries.
But Antifa are psychotic, malicious ex-girlfriends who want to stab you, and they do stab you.
All the time.
Plenty of Proud Boys have been stabbed by Antifa.
So he's sitting there saying these guys love violence.
No, we don't go to their things.
They go to our things.
I do a talk at NYU.
A mob shows up ready to brawl and we stand our ground and fight them.
Mark Bray goes on a national tour for his fucking anarchist handbook.
Not one proud boy ate any of those things.
So, you suck at your job.
NPR is a clown show.
And the New York Times is a pale fragment of what it was 20 years ago.
I was too much of indecent.
20 years ago, 50 years ago.
It's amazing Times Square is named after the New York Times.
The New York Times used to be a stalwart of truth and hard-hitting journalism.
Now it's nerds who want revenge on who they perceive to be as bullies from their high school years making up shit.
Oh, they're hiding white nationalism and they love to fight too much to follow my MLK directive.
Dude, your MLK directive has me with a punctured lung.
No.
I'm not letting someone beat me up to make a point, you fucking loser.
Violence.
Yeah.
Pull up a picture of him so we can see who's talking about violence and manly men.
Crazy.
You write, as a character-building exercise, that Proud Boys forbid masturbation and pornography, and that the group's initiation rituals—and this is early on, you know, during the McGuinness era—the group's initiation rituals included reciting the names of five breakfast cereals while being slugged by other Proud Boys members.
That sounds crazy.
Yeah, stop.
Has it occurred to you that there's some humor involved in this?
Like, no wanks is the same as no fap.
It's good for your marriage, good for your relationship.
Porn is bad for you, by the way, you fucking disgusting hedonists.
It's the same as, like, sober October, or Lent, or any other kind of ritual where you deny yourself overindulgence.
And then, we always said, fighting solves everything, and the bourgeoisie at the media always go, they love fighting, that's evil.
Fighting solves everything is a blue collar motto.
If you don't know it, you don't know blue collars, you haven't lived, you're a fucking square.
And it's the same with safety slug.
Every normal North American person played safety slug in high school.
If you fart or burp and you don't say safety and someone says slug, they get to beat the shit out of you until you can aim five breakfast cereals or five chocolate bars.
In a lot of places in the States, you have to touch a doorknob.
Where I was, I guess there's not a lot of doorknobs in Kanata, Ontario, we had to say the cereals.
It was funny.
You're laughing.
Oh my lord.
Could this guy look more like a Trotskyite?
Is he playing?
I think he's playing keyboard.
Look at this Leninist.
Playing keyboard for Dream Theater.
Look at this fucking Marxist academic.
And his case was interesting because... What club are you in?
Like imagine going to get a beer with this fucking clown.
Imagine punching him?
Imagine arm-wrestling this guy?
Least fun male alive.
Anyhow, moving forward... Oh my god, I can fit the testosterone in that room in a fucking syringe needle.
Secret Service security lines.
Anyhow, moving forward, you know, the next trial that I think...
I can fit the testosterone in that room in a fucking syringe needle.
Not the base of the syringe, the actual needle part.
I think we're done with this.
Let's just hear the ending.
Yes, it is crazy, but the way you just laughed at it, because it is laughable, is kind of the McGuinness mindset that if we can make part of this jokey and stupid and cranky and like a frat, it deflates the seriousness of it.
And I fell right into that, didn't I?
I fell into his trap.
He tricked me with sleight of hand.
And I think I know why.
Right, because it is silly.
He tricked me with sleight of hand.
I have the sense that that was...
And I think I know why.
Purposeful.
That's a whole thing on the far right now.
It's like putting everything into a talent.
It's kind of ambiguous.
It's like... That's a whole thing on the far right now.
That was meant to be a joke.
They sit there.
They monitor jokes.
They comb through jokes.
And then they go, Oh, I get what's going on.
You're hiding your swastikas in jokes.
No, you're putting swastikas in the fucking jokes.
It's just jokes.
There's no swastika shaped chocolate chips in your cookie.
We're not hiding anything.
You know, we're living in a society!
Guinness has opened and closed very shrewdly over the years.
Like your ass?
They're so shrewd at hiding this penicillin.
Penicillin is never gonna solve anything.
It's not good for disease.
But a lot of scientists hide it.
They hide the... They pretend penicillin's gonna work.
It's not gonna work.
Give it up.
Are they done with that?
Am I boring you?
There's probably a lot more.
No, it's not that long.
I think we're almost done.
Let's finish it.
Furnish him!
...be entering politics in a new way, especially through... Oh yeah, it does go on and on and on.
They talk about Proud Boys infiltrating politics and all this other shit.
Fucking idiocy.
And there's so much important shit going on with fentanyl and gangs and violence and black-on-black crime.
20 blacks killed a day by blacks.
What, 280 people OD on opioids, but they're still scouring through Proud Boys' closets trying to find a swastika.
And then finding a black guy and going, oh, he hid it really well.
Or seeing a Star of David and going, oh, I get it, they took the pieces of the swastika and made it into two triangles that look like the Star of David.
But if you disassemble it, you can get back to the swastika.
Screw up, you cunts.
Anyway, that was a long tangent.
We're gonna go behind the paywall now, and behind the paywall what we do is we talk to our people.
Thursday is a meet-and-greet where we go through the mailbag.
We read letters.
We also take calls.
And thirdly, we have a Super Chat.
And now the Super Chat, $100 we definitely read it.
We try to read them all.
But the Super Chats go to Max and John.
Max and John are two proud boys who are in prison right now for a 17-second fight with Antifa.
And...
We want them to have some money when they get out because they're gonna have to rebuild their lives.
Four years they've been in jail for the 17-second fight with Antifa.
I shouldn't have to tell you anything more than that.
Like that's a pretty big deal.
Imagine being Alan Froyer and being on the side of the guys who started a fight with Proud Boys and sent Proud Boys to jail for four years including a guy with a black wife who has three black kids who hasn't seen his black daughter her entire life.
She's three now.
He missed out on all of that.
Her first steps, all of that.
And I'm telling you man, zero to three is fucking cute.
One is pretty good with the walking and the weird like little drunk man.
But two?
Two when they start talking?
I have a video of my son.
I'll fucking play it right now.
He's trying to say, he's two at the time, and he's trying to say that his water bottle leaked on his granola bar.
But because he hasn't quite mastered the English language yet, being a baby, he keeps saying his waddy body leaked on his bonoli body.
So... Oh wait, maybe it's, uh...
The problem with these group texts with your family is you've got to look up your wife, and then you've got to look up your wife and your son, and then you've got to look up your wife and your son and your other kid.
Sorry folks, this is very uninteresting TV, but you've got to hear this.
Well, in the meantime, can I tell them how they do a super chat?
Yes.
Okay, so guys, what you're going to want to do...
I'm gonna go to the desktop version of censored.tv, right?
Make sure you're logged in first.
But you sound so cool!
I love this new Cool You!
Oh, who what?
It's so manly, man!
Oh, me?
Are you a manly man?
Are you macho?
Hey, man.
I don't know.
I don't know what I am.
I just know the sound I make when I take a man's... Oh, wait.
What time is it?
I don't have a watch.
Take a man's what?
Virginity?
Now you're a cool fag?
No.
No.
Sounds pretty gay.
Nope.
That sounds very gay.
When I take a man's what?
Wallet?
I couldn't, I didn't finish it because I was too cool to even have a train of thought.
Too cool to not say something gay when you're trying to be cool.
Two tickets for the train of thought please.
Oh wait, got somewhere else to be.
Anyway, so you go to the site, and you click Watch Live.
It's the banner at the top of the site.
And right below the video, you'll see a little button.
Oh, there's me.
That says, Donate to read a live message on here, and it will pop up as such.
This guy sent in ten bucks.
Hey guys, shout out to GML Live Chat.
LinkedIn Coats is a fag.
Nice.
Then there's this one.
About our forefathers.
Wait, that's only five bucks.
We shouldn't be reading that.
For the four forefathers in China, Mount Rushmore, foreign forbearance was the foremost threat to their fortress.
Let's not forget the Fourth Amendment and the fortitude against search and seizure.
Four.
Someone's drunk.
Okay, this is my middle child, my oldest boy, noticing that his water bottle leaked on his granola bar.
This is what you're missing out when you don't have kids.
I got a zoom cam, should I?
Zoom?
Uh, okay.
Okay, ready?
My water bottle leaked on my granola bar.
Is it wet inside or just on the outside?
It's on the outside.
So what happened again?
My water bottle leaked on my vanilla bar.
My water bottle leaked on my vanilla bar.
On your what bar?
My water bottle leaked on my vanilla bar.
Well, you deaf or something?
That's why I have Crickety Cricket on my arm.
He used to think that Jiminy Cricket's name was Crickety Cricket.
And I loved hearing him say Crickety Cricket.
And so I'd always go, I'm sorry to bug you again, but Pinocchio's friend, the little insect, and he'd go, are you kidding me?
I'd go, I'm sorry, I have the worst memory in the world.
Crickety Cricket!
God!
Crickety Cricket!
Last time.
And then I showed him the tattoo.
I'm like, look, I got a crickety cricket tattoo.
And he goes, oh, why would you do that?
They used to do that to Bobo, you know.
You could trick him every time into telling what kind of dog he has.
It's a schnickerdoodle.
And he's like, Bobo, I'm sorry.
Anthony would be like, what kind of dog?
You know what dog I have.
No, I really forgot.
It's Schnickerdoodle.
And what's his name again?
Mr. Balutigans.
You know that already.
It's less cute when it's a mentally handicapped grown man than it is a kid who now speaks normal and says shit to me like, why are you so short?
Because he's taller than me.
Like, we're gonna have to throw down soon.
We got a new start to show.
Let's start the show.
Let's start the show.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
Oh, you took out the name?
Yeah.
I guess we'll just- you want to just say it from now?
Like, you could do it different every time?
That could be fun.
Can you say it?
Well, you don't have to say, let's get ready to rumble.
I mean- Okay, so we're starting the show.
We're taking calls.
We're totally partying.
Whatever happened to our sales guy?
He's fired, right?
I don't know.
Hmm.
He doesn't communicate anymore.
Do an imitation of him.
Oh, let me see.
Chicago, with that Chicago accent.
Yeah, you know, I got a lot of customers and stuff, and they're great and things, but you guys, I'm telling you, man, thank you so much.
You guys are my favorite.
It's pretty Brooklyn-y, the Chicago accent.
A little Brooklyn-y.
It sounds like Matty, a little bit.
Yeah, what is that?
Why do they sound like that?
Was there like an exodus?
To, like, Chicago?
How did Chicago get, like, to become the second city?
Maybe it was prohibition with all the crime.
They didn't have enough criminals, so they'd import criminals from... Organized crime?
From Brooklyn.
The mob.
Possible.
They sent a Capone out there.
Yeah, it is a very... It, like, both accents are, like, Italian mobster accents.
Yeah.
Um... This is called... Oh, let's start the mailbag.
Oh wait, we got to go behind the paywall.
What am I talking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah.
Thanks for Calling is coming up.
We're going to go through the letters.
We're going to do the calls.
And those of you who are freeloading, I want you to feel terrible about yourselves.
It's a beer and a half a month to get infinite shows.
If you watched all of the shows that we provide on a daily basis, You have a problem.
You got to get out more because we I think the most you should watch TV is like two hours a day.
We provide about four or five.
So don't watch every single thing we have to offer but you get the G-Dog every day including Saturday.
I take Sundays off.
The Saturdays is my old show, the Gavin McInnes Show that started the Proud Boys, by the way.
And it's a fantastic deal.
I don't think you need any other TV.
And the other thing about this show is we cover the news.
So if you only watch this show in a bubble and never look anywhere else, you're not going to miss any stories.
Like everything that's in the front page of Daily Mail, New York Post, CNN, Fox News is on this show.
Anyway.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
We'll be right back.
People who pay.
This is just a goodbye to the freeloaders.
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