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July 11, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #156 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AND BABIES (Part 1)

We go through the stultifying lack of meritocracy in Western politics and laugh at the glaring incompetence these affirmative action hires bring the world. We also talk to a lot of new parents about how awesome it is to have kids.

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When I was young.
Oh, live from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
But communism is on the rise.
And Satan has a new disguise.
Be careful of the commie lies.
Swallow them and freedom dies.
The USA must realize that she's the biggest prize.
Why be surprised when they retreat?
Their major weapon is deceit.
When will we learn, alas, alack?
It's three steps forward, two steps back.
Be careful of the comm That was Janet Green and her hit single Commie Lies.
Welcome back to GOML Live.
We are here shooting early today because I got to stay, I'm afraid.
Welcome back, Mr. Maddie.
Oh, what's going on, people?
Has it only been a week?
A week since?
Since you were last here?
Did you miss last episode?
I was here.
I feel like we haven't seen you here in a long time.
Well, it was a holiday weekend.
You went away?
I went.
Where did you go?
Tell them.
Oh, we did an early show last, right?
Yeah, we did an early show last time, too.
Oh, right.
Fuck.
It's becoming a pattern here.
Alrighty, then.
What did you do?
You sound kind of secretive.
I stayed local.
I go to the south side of North Shall.
We all get together every 4th of July.
It's a big thing.
Is it bikers?
No, just anyone who lived down the street.
I mean, anyone from North Shore.
Oh, so it's all neighborhood guys.
Yeah, yeah.
And how were the fireworks?
Oh, it's awesome.
Ryan's putting a little bit for me.
You got him?
Yeah, I got it.
Do you want to show it?
I don't know if you want to show it, Frank.
All right, we'll show it.
We're going to show it in a big way.
Everyone goes, how much did they spend on it?
I said, oh, probably $12, $15,000.
Fucking crazy.
That's a lot of fireworks.
That's fireworks.
I've seen 10 grand's worth, and it's about this desk.
Oh, no, just the whole room.
That's not everything.
That's not what.
It can't be everything.
There's shit going off while you're filming.
That's a lot.
You need a lot of people to set those up.
There's probably 30 people doing this.
Like, watch.
This is in the backyard.
Holy shit.
Dude, that's the most insane fireworks I've seen in my life as far as volume.
It must have gone on for hours.
No, but like, it's funny because, you know, the cops always come.
And this year they were like, all right, listen.
We'll give you 15 minutes to wrap it up.
Really?
Like, go towards the end, a couple minutes, like a minute or two before the end.
Did they all get set off?
No, there was a few things that didn't.
So how long was the beginning?
Kind of half an hour total.
But I mean, we go out, we set it all up.
Hold on, keep going.
No, like, go, like, scroll, like, scrub a little.
Oh, you can't.
That's pretty intense.
There you're right there.
Where do you go?
Phantom and PA?
No, they go out like past, I think, Ohio, something like that.
That's those 10,000 shot belts falling off.
Has inflation hit fireworks?
Yeah.
Good stuff.
Good.
Wow, that's great.
That's better than ours.
They did them locally, like the local town did.
Village, I should say.
And they were so good that we sort of were like, all right, what are we going to do?
Spend 800 bucks?
Yeah.
There was a new one.
Did I talk with this already?
A new firework I'd never seen before.
This insane light.
It looked like it was this big.
It just goes up, lights up the whole sky, and comes down again.
There's no boom.
It's just a big glowing ball.
So today we are free for the first half hour or so.
Then we go behind the paywall.
We take calls.
We read letters.
And we have a super chat where we read all the $100 ones, and all that money goes to Max and John, who were getting out of prison in about eight months.
These are friends of ours who were jumped by Antifa and 240 days.
Subsequently beat the shit out of them, and that's verboten.
Self-defense is verboten in New York.
We just saw that dude the other day, old man, gets attacked in a bodega for not giving out free crisps.
And he knives the guy to death because that's what you do when your life is in danger.
You fight back.
But nope, not in New York.
That's not permitted.
So yeah, we want them to have some money when they get out.
I keep asking our tech guy for what the total is so far.
My gut says we've raised about two grand?
No, more than that.
No?
A cumulative since we started?
Yeah.
Well, more than that.
$700 billion and a trillion $300 million billion dollars.
Brian, it's very unprofessional for your mouse to be visible when you play drops.
It's good.
We don't give a damn.
What's your guess?
I say right around five grand mark.
Yeah, I mean, I guess every episode will have three or four hundred dollar ones and then like $20,000, $10.
Every penny counts.
$40, $40, $45, $40.
$40, $45.
It sucks that we can't have a huge party for them.
Like in the movies, when the guy gets out of jail, there's someone there, the gates open up, he's got his paper bag, and you go, what's up, my man?
Next time you speak to me, you got to ask them if they have on their supervised release, if they have special conditions of non-association.
Oh.
Well, you've been visiting.
It doesn't make a difference.
That don't until they hit the street.
That's when that'll take effect.
That'll be weird.
That'll be the end of our friendship, is them getting out of jail because they can't associate with them.
They're only on parole for a couple years.
Yeah.
Supervised release.
Right, because the new parole is cut in half.
This episode is brought to you by Johnny Apple CBD.
What's that?
Someone just got out of jail?
Paulie.
So you wouldn't be allowed out that late.
When you get out, you got 72 hours of report to your PO.
Okay.
Especially because John has got to go out to Chicago.
They got to give him travel time.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, yeah.
You know.
So maybe we could have a party up there.
Yeah.
It would have to be like local.
Well, there's a town like an hour away.
Yeah.
Two hours away, that nice ski town.
I mean, I don't know where Max lives.
Max from New York?
Yeah.
Oh, so then he's, you know, he's got 72 hours, but I want to go and get it over with.
Yeah, so we could stay at a hotel that night.
Because I know they want to fuck their girlfriends and or wife, but when it's been four years in prison, you're not going to be banging all night.
No.
It's going to last too long.
Yeah, so we'll wait the 30 seconds in the lobby.
Yeah.
And then we'll come here.
All right, they should be done.
This isn't footage from their girlfriends.
Before they're done saying, waiting.
Zeno is getting fucking shredded.
Oh, no way.
She's lost 50 pounds.
She's a professional bodybuilder now.
No, not a bodybuilder.
She's a strong woman.
That's a powerlifter.
So, like, she just sent me this footage of her, these competitions where she's lifting up this fucking cement sphere, this ball this big that you got to put over your head.
Those kind of things, those strongman things.
All right.
Yeah.
Let's start the show.
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Like those, what are they called?
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I had to be the court jester for like three hours to stop her from freaking out.
Do you want to?
Wait, this one, we got a review.
You want to see it?
Yeah.
Lad's been catching up on the shows today.
Gavin opened up with a comment on edibles, how it struck a chord, so to speak.
I've been taking Johnny Apple CBD for at least a year now.
Last time the wife ordered, she purchased Delta 8 as well.
I took one with two beers while watching another Unfunny SNL.
About 2 a.m., I went to bed, started hearing a large presence making snorting sounds around the bedroom.
I was concerned a bit, but couldn't move.
The next thing I remember, my heart started thumping like I was tits deep on a Peloton bike.
I got out of bed, put on my Apple Watch, and my heart rate was like 160.
I freaked out and woke up the wife as she thought I was having a heart attack.
I could control it with breathing, but if I stopped consciously regulating how I breathe, it would fire up again.
My max heart rate was 180 now.
I really thought I was going to kick the can that night.
I have taken regular edibles for years, but that Delta 8 gummy was a different type of high.
Have you guys felt an increase of heart rate after eating THE?
Eat half.
Don't think it's just everything.
Oh, it's Delta 8.
It's not going to get, dude, take half.
Remember when you're, okay, that's enough Johnny Apple.
Remember when you were a kid, a teenager, and you were trying something like acid or shrooms?
Oh, yeah.
And you'd take a paper blotter or whatever, and be like, this doesn't work on me.
Yeah, I'm going to take another one.
Yeah.
I've done that.
These mushrooms don't work.
Did you eat.
Can you get your money back?
These suck.
And then tripping balls.
What the fuck have I done?
I'm going to die.
I remember being like, this should be more than $8.
It was $8 for the tab.
I was like, because this is like a day-long thing.
Like, it should be more money so that way you realize what you're in for.
$8, like, yeah, fucking.
Yeah, it was four when I was your age.
Yeah, you should buy a blot over $100 for $400.
Yeah, it should be more money just to let you know how much you're in for.
Yeah, you're right.
It should be $100.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, the slingshot ride is like $50.
Yeah.
And that's, what, 30 seconds?
Right.
Yeah.
Depending on if you're awake for it or not.
Then you get older and you start having genuine problems and genuine concerns, and you're like, I can't do those anymore.
Yeah.
Can't do MDMA, LSD, mushrooms.
Normal people are micro-dosing mushrooms these days.
Yeah.
Yes, I've heard of that.
I could get into that.
DMT.
I remember doing that towards the end of my acid days.
We would take a little sheet, you know, the little tiny square, and then with Swiss Army knife scissors, you'd cut off like a pube.
Yeah.
It was good.
But beers, beer, beer will do you as you get older.
Yesterday I was having some beers with Anthony after the show, and I go, oh, fuck, I got to get my train.
Run to the train station, the subway, to get to the train station.
Fucking just got it in time.
Jump through the doors.
Yes.
Fucking.
I'm no dummy.
I know how to schedule.
And then I started seeing the numbers go down.
I'm going fucking south.
Nice.
Then I came back and there was these teenage, not teenage, but like 20-something fans that were there.
And I had to hang out with them.
Torture.
That's the worst thing that happened yesterday.
It wasn't a bad day.
And, well, the Mets almost lost again.
Oh, they've been on a booze.
Dude, I was so fucking stressed out.
We still got to go to that game.
We got to make that makeup.
Oh, yeah.
You've already paid for it, right?
Yeah.
I got six tickets.
We got the sword of Gamacles hanging over our head.
In the news today, well, let's do the Start the Show graphic.
Ah.
Yes, of course.
The Start the Show graphic.
Yeah, we're starting the show.
That's right.
And we love it.
We think it to be great.
I just can't seem to get where it comes.
Oops.
No, that's not correct.
There we go.
All right.
Let's start the show.
Bye-bye.
My arrow's wrong.
It comes from this direction and goes that way, right?
Left to right.
Yeah.
Do you want to try it again?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's start the show.
Yeah.
Beautiful, beautiful bird.
Left to right.
You want to try that?
Matt, right.
Matty seems pretty confident about it.
I think he's got it.
You want to try it?
Me?
Yeah.
Sure.
Here we go.
Let's start the show.
Nice.
Got it.
Beautiful, beautiful bird.
Bye-bye.
Very well done.
You want to see a master do it?
I would do it, but I don't know if you want me to.
Yeah, I want to see you do it.
You want to see me show you guys up?
All right.
Yeah.
Is he going to slap?
What the fuck is it?
Hi, Mr. Trump.
I do a great impression of you at a no single pie.
It was okay, but you fucked up when Trump was there.
I got nervous.
That's what it was.
I got novice.
We're still taking super chats, by the way.
This is like a regular show, guys.
So super chats, you know what to do.
You go to the page.
I feel like people who have enough money to donate super chats are at work right now.
Maybe.
But maybe it's the only way that they can't call in, so this is the only way to interact with the show.
That's fine.
This is a quiet way to do it.
You go to live show banner on the site, and then you click this button.
It'll walk you through it.
Do you know anything about the Georgia Guidestones?
I have never heard of them before until today.
Really?
Someone blew them up.
Anonymous rich guy made these giant tablets for life after a nuclear war.
And it's some tips on surviving the new world.
But it's pretty globalist.
Although, can you be a globalist if the world's been annihilated?
Like, I'm not really against globalism if there's no globe.
Yeah.
I don't know.
So it said on the maintain humanity under 500 million eugenics.
That's not a lot of people for an earth.
That's a little bit more than America.
Yeah.
Well, there they are blowing up.
Silver car.
They blowed up good.
They bloated it up.
They weren't that big.
Like, to be the most amazing American Stonehenge, they're like 16 feet high.
So that's the mysterious car.
Now, is it?
I don't even know.
I haven't really had a chance to.
I was consumed with other stories, but that was pretty powerful explosion.
Yeah.
But like, who would have done it?
Like, who's against it?
Who's for it?
Who's well, I'll tell you, there's this chick.
She's a Georgia politician.
She's doing pretty well, and she's always been bitching about these things.
She calls them satanic.
Let me just read you what they said, what it said on them.
Because after that, they said, oh, it's a hazard.
They're going to fall.
So they totally destroyed them.
Guide reproduction wisely is number two.
Unite humanity with a living new language.
That's like that Esperanza shit.
That's globalist.
Number four, rule passion, faith, tradition, and all things with tempered reason.
Sounds anti-religious.
Number five, protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
Good.
Six, let all nations rule internally, resolving external disputes in a world court.
I don't like the word world.
Seven, avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Good.
Eight, balance personal rights with social duties.
Nine, prize truth, beauty, love, and seeking harmony with the infinite.
No, I'm not doing that.
Be not a cancer on earth.
Leave room for nature.
Leave room for nature is written twice.
What a weird fucking guy.
Like, you think the whole earth's going to be gone, and there's going to be a bunch of new leaders.
That's when it was previously vandalized.
That are walking around going, what should we do?
What should we do?
What should we do?
And then they see that.
It's written.
It's got like 10 different languages: Chinese, Hebrew.
Is it privately owned?
They don't know who built it still to this day.
But who built it?
Well, it was an anonymous donor.
I think it was on city land, the government land.
Yeah.
Obama is a Muslim.
I see.
But check out that woman.
This is the woman who a lot of people are saying could be responsible.
Candice Taylor.
So she made a video on Brumble saying, I'll fucking sue you if you accuse me of doing that.
She's Spanish, right?
No?
She looks a little law and order.
For two years, I have been running for office.
I ran for U.S. Senate and I ran for the governor's city of the world.
Go to her Twitter page.
She's like, we need to take these stones down, these satanic tablets.
They are the work of the devil.
No, they're the work of a weird rich guy.
And now they're gone.
They're the work of some Spanish guys who made them.
Yeah, but like, I don't like let all nations rule eternally, resolving external disputes in a world court the way it is today because these globalists are determined to make us all one person.
But if there's been a nuclear war and there's only 500 million people in the entire world, I can rethink globalism.
Yeah.
Keep going down.
No, no.
God is all by himself.
Maybe she's deleted these.
Well, there's a pinned tweet saying that she wants to take them down on May 2nd.
And also, it's weird because they just installed floodlights and cameras right before this happened.
Which is odd.
I think she deleted them.
Maybe.
Stop.
Everyone's concerned about moral population.
Yeah, she had just posted that we have to take these down and they're evil.
Here it is.
And they're satanic.
I'm the only candidate bold enough to stand.
Luciferian cabal.
Elect me governor of Georgia and I'll bring the satanic regime to its knees and demolish the Georgia Guidestones.
That seems like a weird priority.
Even if it was satanic and globalists, I'd be like, there's some weird fucking stones over here.
You want to go check them out?
Don't take down any statues.
No.
I know a lot of friends that have gone there, yeah.
The Confederate statues, they're the losers.
Okay, fine.
They wanted slavery.
All right, that's interesting.
It's like burning a book.
Oh, really?
Would you like to have Hitler statues in Germany?
They have Mao statues in China.
Wow.
It marks time.
Exactly.
Let you know where you've been.
Securify.
We're still doing it in present day by killing our unborn.
It's the same demon.
It's killing our unborn.
It's the same sacrifice.
It's the same sin.
It's just a different time.
This is a long time.
I love that accent.
I've never banged a southern chick.
It's funny, like a Spanish chick.
Why are you doing that?
Because she looks Spanish.
We don't.
And she got the Southern accent.
I'm like, and we don't acknowledge her.
But was she talking dirty?
In a southern accent?
I have been throughout the South.
That's great.
I've never had that.
Well, you didn't grow up in America.
True, true.
Seth Rogan has just done his nails in a new pattern, and it's a pattern that he's been using in his pottery recently.
So it's pretty exciting.
There's his nails.
I'm not sure what gloop is, but it's probably a t-shirt or something.
Like, this is what living in LA does to you.
What is going on there?
Is that you're going for the Pete Davidson dollar?
I don't know.
And Crip Daddy brought this to my attention and reminded me that it's exactly like the scene from 40-year-old Virgin when Seth and Paul Rudd are discussing homosexuality.
I think, I mean, that sounds gay.
I just want you to know that this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay.
Like, there's this, and then in a year, it's like, oh, you know, I'm kind of going to want to get back out there, but I think I like guys.
And then there's the big, oh, I'm a gay guy now.
You're gay for saying that.
I'm gay for saying that.
You know, you're gay?
How?
How do you know I'm gay?
Because you macromade yourself.
He's got genius.
Well, not out.
You just told me you're not sleeping with women.
You know how I know that you're gay?
How?
Because you're gay.
People have been to his house.
He's kind of.
You know how I know you're gay?
He's kind of gay.
I'm not saying it.
Why not?
Well, we don't out people.
I'm trying to think of.
Before I hear, I'd have to confirm with the person who told me.
Well, look it up, Ryan.
Did Seth Rogan come out and I didn't notice?
He likes to do a lot of partying and sit naked on his couch with people in his house.
Ew.
You know, a penis is not a good-looking thing.
But I may have the name confused because I don't pay attention to all these guys.
Oh.
Okay, there's a couple things I got lined up.
One of them.
Al Magazine.
So you have a certain celebrity in the movie confess that he's gay.
Yeah.
Could you do me a favor right now and just make this the interview of a lifetime?
And could one of you confess to me that you're gay?
You want to come out of the closet for me right now?
Or we're both gay.
I knew it.
Now are you dating each other?
Or are you dating James Franco?
Remember that fucking movie, the interview?
We pussied out as a nation and refused to show it in theaters because there was a rumor that Kim Jong-un was offended by it and he might hurt us.
That was a dark time.
I remember being okay, fine.
Without even him saying anything, there was a rumor that he had threatened America and we all shut in our drawers.
Fucking pussy central.
How embarrassing.
Now, this is about his gay nails.
Seth Rogan's fans slammed gay remarks as actor Rox Orange Nail.
He rocked.
Doesn't he rock those nails?
He fucking rocks those nails.
So what is it?
He's got a limited run of these gloopy ashtrays that he makes, ceramic ashtrays.
Each one comes with a signed certificate and he did his gay little nails for the gay.
So I guess he makes one and then some Chinese slaves duplicate it.
Make the rest, yeah.
More than likely.
His latest weed pottery creation.
Seth Rogan is sorry for all those gay jokes, 2019.
I'm so nauseated by Hollywood.
I can only tolerate it in small little doses.
I mean, talking to Josh yesterday about comedy clubs and how the whole genre of stand-up comedy has been obliterated by faggotry and feminism and affirmative action.
Where the perfect example is Bill Burr's new special, where the main thread is everyone is racist, white women are annoying, Kyle Rittenhouse is a racist, and abortion is awesome.
And it's not remotely funny.
Totally embarrassing.
And all the comedians were chosen not by how funny they are.
These are not friends who kill.
These are friends who are gay, female, black, Asian, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So fucking boring.
Did you see the congresswoman from Rhode Island?
She came out, put out a video last night, late last night, whatever, and she's blaming everyone that it's racist that they don't like black gay women.
Yes.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That's 1-7.
So she twerks in a video.
She stands on her head and shows her disgusting.
Do you hear her saying, oh, look at that ass.
Look at that ass.
She's like talking to herself as she's filming it.
She's like, oh, yeah, that ass.
Well, this is a running theme for today's episode: affirmative action.
Affirmative actions ruin comedy, and look what it's done to politics.
Vote Senator Mac.
Vote Senator.
She's a senator.
She's running for re-election, not election.
She's already been elected.
Senator Mac.
You don't know how the other one, where she talks about it?
How she's getting ripped off.
Go to her 1-8.
She says, well, if you check her TikTok, she's using it from the official TikTok of her district.
This isn't her personal TikTok.
So she has 16 responses to this.
It's taking up all of her time.
I have seen the video of me twerking upside down on the beach on my day off.
There have been good and there have been bad comments, but the conversation has not shifted towards why my body is a topic of conversation in the news in the first place.
A little over two weeks ago, the United States Supreme Court overturned Roe versus Wade.
So if you act like a fucking imbecile, we shouldn't talk about it because abortion is not illegal.
She put her body out there.
You twerked upside down.
We've never seen a politician do that.
Your ass sucks, by the way.
You may want to have a great ass if you're going to be twerking up.
What I'm saying is, is you put your video up.
Yeah.
You asked for this, you stupid bitch.
Open the doors.
And then she's like, why is everyone talking about it?
Go to the next one, 1-9.
But they're not accepting of a black...
What did she say?
The black...
Oh, and she...
She said, y'all have to watch how you talk about black and queer women.
Look at all these responses.
When she was a teacher, she taught it in her classroom.
So the bottom left there is the twerk one, and then the remaining 16 are responses.
She talks, she responds to every single comment she gets.
Oh, my God.
What?
Baby girl.
Baby girl.
No, this ain't it.
This ain't.
That's a good comeback.
Baby, this ain't it.
Because I have an Ivy League degree, and I'm a sitting state senator.
And you know better.
It's not about what I'm wearing.
It's not about what I'm doing.
They don't receive a lot of people.
Affirmative action has turned politics into Zimbabwean garbage.
This is in the beginning, in Ding.
This is shoot the boar.
This is fucking raging incompetence.
I just saw a video of some, I don't know, Kenyan official get caught with embezzling money, and he fakes a seizure and pretends that he's passed out so the paramedics will move him out of there, which they don't do.
They all start trying to open his mouth to get Aaron.
It's fucking bizarre.
It's a fucking clown show.
And then remember Crystal Matthews from last week?
Another piece of trash.
Like she sits there calling herself the N-word.
If you were to call her what she calls herself, you'd be canceled.
But she's like, I'm a real deal.
And I can turn it on and turn it off.
And I need some of that drug dealer money.
I need them duffel bags.
And she talks to two inmates.
I don't know where.
I got a recorded phone.
Yeah.
And you got to know when you talk to inmates, 100% of it is public.
It's being recorded.
Go to 2-0.
We talked about this last week, but what I found more amazing.
Give me that dope campaign.
Where the fuck is my black be with money?
They got to be able to take that shit on their chin.
And I still got to struggle to raise money for my campaign.
Where the f ⁇ is my black people with money?
I don't care about no dope money.
Give me that dope boy money.
Where the f ⁇ ing dope?
Where the duffel bags are.
She's got me in the trap house.
By the way, previous to this, she was saying we need to have people run in red states as Republicans, but secretly be Democrats.
Right, so they can infiltrate and turn it over.
Which is, again, African levels of corruption.
And I'm not saying this because they're black.
I'm saying this because affirmative action has destroyed politics in places like in third world countries like South Africa.
And now it's ruining our country.
But what was amazing about this is not so much the corruption.
She kept saying it was a private conversation, but her reaction when she was caught, right?
2-1, she goes, the people, I didn't do anything wrong.
It was a private conversation.
And then in that one, she goes, before this part, she goes, I don't have the duffel bags.
I just said, give me the duffel bags.
But I'm not getting illegal money.
I just wanted.
I just wanted some.
That's conspiracy.
Yeah.
And then you'll go to jail because you profited from the ill-gotten gains, you fucking moron.
How did you get elected anywhere?
Yeah, drug money is bad for your campaign.
It's not like it's magical and it's erased.
If you spend drug money, then you're in trouble.
Yeah, if you profit anyway.
Well, they always use that to bust guys, right?
They say, you got your mom a Land Rover, so she's going to go down unless you start talking.
They leverage you with anything.
But look at this reaction.
Isn't this a third world reaction?
I shouldn't have used Africa because now they're going to make it all about race.
This could be Venezuela.
That's a better analogy.
This is Venezuelan reactions.
Project Veritas actions white supremacists.
It should be noted that this doctor audio is being leaked by Project Veritas, a known white supremacist group.
Do you want to correct your statement?
They didn't even say supremacists.
Why you have a supremacist?
A known white supremacist group.
Yes.
State reps of South Carolina.
She stood by your comments.
She said they were taken out of context.
My words were taken out of context.
And now I'm asking her for that.
No, your entire 40-minute conversation is online.
And the context is overwhelmingly clear.
Do you think there's going to be ethics hearings?
Do you expect any sort of significant thing?
Look, I'm filming you.
I'm filming you.
Yeah, he's filming him.
They're filming they.
All right, so that's enough of that.
Dude, just leave her alone.
She's just trying to have some food and you're fucking bothering her.
No, it's brutal.
You know, she's just sitting there having a fun time and she's talking some shit on the phone.
And then she comes to the bottom.
She's talking about corruption.
She's talking about politicians running as one thing secretly as spies.
That's called corrupt.
Yeah, that's treasonous.
They're all corrupt.
You know, if you look at, you know, the white people that started the country in the first place, you know, they got the locking up the Chinese, like, oh, making them work on the, yeah.
Do you know your white bill?
I got a black wife.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, we're getting bored of your new Bill the Burr with the black wife.
You don't see this hair?
Look at this.
I grew this out.
This is real.
Nobody cares.
Nobody cares.
Get over your brain.
It's a fro, dude.
I could say the word if I wanted to.
I just don't want to.
Last note on this affirmative action.
No, no, not the last note.
Boris Johnson has been forced to resign because a gay got too drunk and grabbed someone's ass.
If a gay man grabs my ass, I will hit his hand away and maybe shove him and say, what the fuck are you doing?
I will not secretly report it to someone and demand 10 years later that someone get fired for not doing enough.
Can we handle our own asses, please?
Do we need to?
Exactly.
Jesse, you were just in the same predicament.
No, that one was lies.
This one happened, but the way they handled it is gay.
Beta!
Burning!
So, Jesse, were you going for the alpha males or the betas?
Well, that's the thing.
I would test them to see if they were gay.
And guess what?
They weren't.
Had to pass the smell test.
Yeah.
Well, so go to 2-3, Jesse.
Okay.
Now, I don't know if when I hear about a gay man in politics, I think it's 50-50 affirmative action.
Ed Koch.
Look at this guy's gay face.
Ed Koch, yeah.
I looked him up.
He has a pretty long history of politics, though, so maybe he's not an affirmative action.
But it is kind of affirmative action-y that there's all of this outrage because he got drunk and grabbed some dudes' buns.
Like, who fucking cares?
That's between you and the guy with the buns.
And a man should be able to handle his own buns.
That's a t-shirt.
You know what I mean?
Handle your own buns-ness.
You know what I mean?
Affirmative auction.
It was like, oh, we got a black trans woman here.
We're going once going twice, black, trans auction here for secretary.
Secretary going once.
We got a black girl here.
We got a black woman with a dick.
Everybody wants to have a black woman with a dick.
Well, you can add to that list of bids the three people who have demanded that Boris Johnson leave.
Would you like to hear their names?
These are the three prominent British politicians that have demanded Boris Johnson quit.
And he did.
He took their advice.
Crazy.
They are Nadeem Zahawi, Sajid Javid, and Rishi Sunak.
Oh.
All refugees.
Chancellor of the Exchequer, Nadeem Zahawi, he's an Iraqi Muslim immigrant.
And it's weird to say immigrant in Britain these days because half the time, like if they were born here, their parents are immigrants and their parents didn't speak English.
Like if you grew up in Luton as a Muslim, you could not speak English for 10 years, no problem.
It's a fifth column.
So there's so little assimilation.
Are you even immigrating?
It's like a Pakistani colony in Luton.
So yeah, the first guy had just been appointed the day before by Boris, and his first motion was, you should quit.
Nice loyalty.
And then the other guy, Sajid Javid, he's Pakistani, Muslim.
His mom didn't speak English for her first 10 years here.
That's 2-5.
And then the last guy, Rishi Sunak, he's an Indian, a Hindu.
By the way, all these guys complain about racism all the time.
He's like an Indian aristocrat who comes here, and his first order of business is, let's make sure Boris Johnson gets fucking fired.
Well, they're not too big on homosexuals either.
Yeah, that's funny.
I've been known to kill them.
Yeah, the three, yeah.
The three we'll say packies, it's a racial epithet that is ignorant because it includes it includes Indians and Sikhs and people who are never near Pakistan, but that's why it's funny because it's dumb.
Like calling a gook a chink.
Or nip a zip.
But these three packies, for lack of a better word, coming from the most anti-gay culture imaginable, are now forcing the Prime Minister to quit because a gay got too horny.
And now is that affirmative action clown world or what?
Sexuality.
There's naked women on page three in a fucking daily newspaper.
Yeah.
I mean, it is so openly, the sexuality in England, Scotland, and Europe is so open.
This is ridiculous.
It's on the tenant slagger beer cans.
It's ridiculous.
Beer cans have naked ladies.
My last note on affirmative action is, of course, our last two press secretaries, Corrine Jean-Pierre, who was hired because she is a gay immigrant black woman.
Four.
The only thing she's not is crippled.
Or trans.
Well, you can, with gay, you can kind of mess around with that.
Yeah, yeah.
If I was in the DNC, I'd smash her kneecaps with a hammer and get her in a wheelchair, and then we'd have five.
We'd have five things.
So both her and Jen Saki, when Katanji, what's her name?
Katanji Jackson Brown was elected.
She was elected because she's a black woman, of course.
Joe Biden said, I'm going to elect a black woman.
I don't care who the fuck it is.
And he did the same with the press secretary.
And these affirmative action hires are talking about that affirmative action hire, and they fucking spell her name wrong.
Now, that might not seem like a big deal to you, but if you're the press secretary and you're talking about a Supreme Court judge, don't call her Kent Adgy Brown Jackson.
Come on.
And then, look, so that's Corine Jean-Pierre.
And then go down to Jensaki.
She'd make the same fucking mistake.
Kataji.
And then finally, we have Kamala Harris.
And you know, the staff around her are all affirmative action hires.
And her entire cabinet is so shitty and so devoid of meritocracy that when she's in Louisiana, some AA hire spells it Louisiana.
Essence.
Seriously.
How can you not spell?
Wait, is that she?
I'm on my notes.
Go ahead.
Good.
Same thoughts.
That's all.
Same time.
Time.
That's hard.
What about the black Republican congressman running for Congress with the AR-15 and the Klansman?
Yeah.
Well, that was funny, though.
That was cool.
Insane.
And that's using the left's bullshit rhetoric against him.
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Gavin.
I'm losing my voice already.
All right, Ryguy, I think we can afford to open up the phone lines and at the same time open up the mailbag.
Okay.
What do you think of that, slowest person alive?
I think, first of all, I was getting ready for calling.
Thank you.
But buy freeloaders.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, we should do that.
No, no.
Don't look.
I decide how this show works, shithead.
Oh, no, I'm just changing things around.
No, well, don't change anything around.
Shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.
Let me touch it.
I like to have some calls and some letters in the free section so some people can see what the fuck is going on.
Okay?
yes uh uh huh huh huh huh first letter oh i gotta sneeze but i don't gotta sneeze You lost the sneeze.
The sneeze is gone.
Where do the sneezes go?
The island of Misfit sneezes?
These sad little lonely sneezes that never work.
It's like an abortion.
Death of Sonny.
Hey, Hetros, last week was Sonny Barger's passing.
Just wanted Maddie's opinion, if any.
AFFA, great show from Shitty Grammar Kid.
What does AFFA mean?
Angels Forever, Forever Angels.
Oh.
Yeah, the motorcycle community, especially the House Engineer's Motorcycle Club, lost an icon.
I mean, 83 years of long run.
Yeah, so he didn't technically start the Hell's Angels, but it wasn't much when he showed up.
No, it was the third charter.
He had Purdue, then San Francisco, and then Sonny opened Oakland in, I think, 57.
And what a bunch of lives he changed.
Oh, he definitely was the visionary who took the club to where it is today.
And I think a lot of outsiders, well, I'm an outsider, but a lot of outsiders would say they're just a bunch of criminals and drug dealers, yeah.
But you don't get, you're not on the inside, you don't get to see the fun.
Right.
Like with Proud Boys, people go, oh, they're racist.
They go to a parade and stuff.
Yeah, you're not at the meetups.
You're not at Westfest with thousands of people, guys marrying dudes.
I'm not literally, I'm officiating the marriage.
And fucking all-night parties and a boxing ring, fucking strippers.
It's awesome times.
Like, think of the amount of awesome times that are his, that happened because of him.
If you could put that in a fucking shipping container.
It's gold.
He's an icon, a legend, you know, American legend, 100%.
I always had a good time with him.
I met him tons of times.
But, hey, we're all going to die at some point.
Did he have any money?
Hey, he did.
You know, he wrote like five books.
He had a movie done.
You know, he had a bunch of motorcycle shops throughout his life.
Sure, he had a few dollars.
Rest in peace, Sonny.
There's nothing wrong with watching censored.tv and driving.
I do it most days.
I just drove from Aiken, South Carolina to Pennsylvania.
I shoe horses.
So I watched many a video.
I just set it up on a stand under the steering wheel so I can peek down and look.
It's better than holding and scrolling on the phone.
Yeah, I have to admit I do that too sometimes.
That's dangerous.
I won't look at it, but sometimes if he's like, look at these fucking tits, I'll just have a quick glance.
Watching TV while driving.
What a world.
And I don't wear a seatbelt.
I'm anti-seatbelt.
That's one of my more controversial views.
I think it makes you drive shittier.
Yeah, but what if someone smashes into you?
Yeah.
It's not, no.
You're having a seatbelt on a motorcycle.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Dear Gavin Gay, I'm just forwarding you an abortion story for your new state.
Where are state leaders taking extra steps to ensure a right to abortion?
Well, Colorado, North Carolina.
Am I in North Carolina or?
South Carolina.
It's Greenville.
I'm in South Carolina.
So, yeah.
Wrong state.
That's the wrong state.
That's a dumb letter.
Suck my balls.
Fuck yourself.
Someone named Victoria sent a yard sign that the neighbors should love.
It says, we believe blacks commit more crime.
Trans are mentally ill gays.
Marriage is for straight people.
Women have too many rights as it is.
God is real.
Life begins at conception.
Voter fraud is a threat to justice everywhere.
Yeah, that's a great sign.
I love that it comes from a chick.
It's amazing how many brads we have as fans.
And I was saying this to Anthony last night.
When I looked out of the audience in Orlando, there was lots of hot brads.
I think it's because we're so pro-housewife that a lot of the moms support us.
And then the hot thing would be because we're kind of hipstery and we talk about fashion and pretty girls and stuff.
That's just my theory.
What are your takes on testosterone replacement therapy?
I'm 31 and been diagnosed with slightly low T. Should I inject the sauce or just be natty?
I don't know what I tried.
HGH, did I try something?
No, it was like the precursor thing that stops your estrogen.
I forget what it's called.
What it does is etoclomid.
It tells your body.
Yeah, that sounds right.
It tells your body to produce more testosterone, but it's a good way to do it because your body never forgets how to make testosterone.
When you take testosterone, your body goes, oh, someone's already handling this.
I'll stop.
And then when you get off it, you're fucked.
That's at least what the doctor told me.
But I didn't like it.
It increased my ability to grow muscles like 2%, 3%.
It wasn't a visible difference to anyone but me, really.
It really just helps you recover.
That's crazy.
How is somebody 301?
Well, I get it now.
It's because they're killing.
The younger generations are more virgins, more low T, more everything.
They're just not men.
Yeah.
31 years old.
You got low T?
Like, I'm 50, and I got more T than Ryan.
Well, according to that one thing.
Yeah.
What?
Science?
No.
Blood work?
Whatever that was.
It wasn't blood work.
My blood work.
It was blood work, actually.
According to blood work, which is not well-established.
It's pretty flat earthy, this blood work.
That site has been flagged for a lot of sus results.
Like guys did it twice and then just completely different results.
So I'm going to take it again, and you're going to take it again.
Now that I have the company card, I'm going to buy that.
Okay.
You do that, Lou.
These are some things.
Medium.
These are some things.
No, not medium.
It was medium, low.
That's low.
Medium, low.
No such thing.
There's low, there's medium, there's high.
It's a spectrum.
If you're below medium, you're low.
No, I'm not.
This is why you're dumb.
Because you have a force field around you that blocks out facts.
And you can't grow that way.
You should come up with some sort of brain tea.
That should be my name, brain tea.
Anyway, but I'm not done.
So I felt like I noticed I was going bald, and this is my only good feature left.
So that was a deal breaker.
But I also didn't feel like myself.
I felt like a guy who had rented Gavin McInnes' body, like the Terminator, when he takes over someone.
And my kids were like, I don't know.
It was weird.
They were like someone else's kids and I didn't live in my home.
I felt like a weird robot.
So I turfed it.
There's natural things you can do.
Sleep is probably the biggest one.
And I got my sleep in check.
Yeah, that's never been an issue with Mr. Puerto Rican over here.
No, no, it's been, it was terrible.
Going to sleep at four in the morning.
Dude, you went to sleep once when you were driving my car.
Well, I'm not saying that I don't take, I used to take naps.
Okay, can you shut up, please?
But wait, look at Freddie Prince Jr. when he was 19 years old on Johnny Carson.
You love his wife?
Yeah.
Is she hot as shit?
What are you talking about, Ryan?
This is Freddie Prince Jr.
Yes, we're waiting.
Well, we're waiting.
That's Sammy Davis Jr.
Is that a joke?
Look at him.
This is a 19-year-old.
That's Freddie Prince.
That's his father who killed himself.
Not Jr. Prince.
This is what a 19-year-old was like in the 70s.
Most people think all we do is stand on the street corners, go, hey, baby!
What you come talk with me?
I don't need you, you got the, you know.
Yeah, he's been laid.
He has a car.
Yeah, he looks, sounds, and carries himself like a 30-something-year-old.
When I was in high school, there'd be a guy with his own apartment and a truck and a beard.
We started shaving in seventh grade, 12, 13.
And then you cut to July 4th weekend when I'm about to jump off that cliff and I say to the 20-year-old, what are you waiting for?
And he goes, I'm being a bitch.
It's acceptable.
Hey, Gavin and Rye guy.
Just dropping it.
And Maddie.
Just dropping in a quick 11.
Twitch streamers seem to be the new haven for barely legal bucks and babes.
This hoe loves to dress up.
No way, this is not an obvious 11.
Okay?
Let's see what you call an 11.
An 11!
11!
Is she an 11?
Don't be so stupid.
Let's see.
Eh, eh.
She's got a weird nose.
Yeah.
Looks like she's had rhinoblasty.
Yeah, I'm going to go with.
I'll go with a 7.2.
I think I could go a little higher, but 7.6 seems generous.
Ugh.
Shoot.
That style is so corny.
You have like a weaboo style, sir.
Okay, so you just called a 7.6.
Let's compromise on 7.5.
You called a 7.5 and 11.
11!
And he's got other pictures over here with tons of makeup looking retarded.
Just being a mime there, I guess.
One man's 11 is another man's 7.5.
Look at all her pictures together, though, Ryan.
There's this weird goth picture where she's pushing her friend up against the wall.
Oh, yeah.
They're in the hallway, yeah.
Goth shit seems so cheap.
Like one of them is wearing goth crocs.
And then all that other, all that other, like, hot topic shit, it seems, you know, when you buy a Halloween costume on Amazon at the last second and it's like plasticky and it all just seems so low quality.
Gross.
It's crazy.
All right.
Do we have any calls?
We do.
Let's talk to them and then go behind the paywall.
All righty then.
Yeah, this is a high school picture in 1950.
Thanks for calling.
They look like fucking 40 or 10.
Look at the one in the front.
She looks like she's pumped out seven kids.
No, that's got to be the teachers at the front.
No?
Well, maybe not.
They all look like teachers.
Yeah.
Fuck, people are getting younger.
Hey, teach.
We have Madeline on the line.
734.
You're on the line.
You got to turn your mic on, Gav.
Hello.
Hey.
Hi, Madeline.
Hi.
I was just calling to talk about Roe v. Wade.
Uh-huh.
Well, last month, I had a miscarriage.
Oh.
And it was just such an unfortunate time for us because everywhere I look, you know, these people are begging to be able to put themselves through what I went through.
Yeah, that must be kind of macabre.
How far along were you when it happened?
I was 14 weeks.
Oh, God.
And then another thing, too, was, you know, we passed the baby in the hospital and they set up an entire like memory box for us and they set up for the baby to get buried.
And I'm thinking about, you know, these babies that just get aborted, what do they do with them?
Throw them in the trash?
Well, yeah, there was.
When we get to decide whether, you know, a human being's life has value.
When did we decide that?
I guess what the hospital is saying is like, you think it's a kid, so we're going to have a funeral.
If you don't... I don't...
Do they issue births?
I mean, death certificates?
Oh, wait, this is really unfortunate timing, but this is a whackpacker I'm trying to get.
Stay on the line.
Please hold.
Hello?
Who's calling?
Well, you called me, Linda.
Fuck.
You know who I'm trying to get, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I seen her yesterday.
She's elusive.
But yeah, as someone who went through a miscarriage, seeing people fight for the right to have their own miscarriage must be bizarre.
It's very strange.
I saw this video of a little girl.
She was maybe two.
And she was holding up a sign that said, Our body, our choice.
And the dad was next to her, and everyone was laughing and clapping and repeating it with her.
And I'm like, but you're the thing that was going to be aborted.
It's like black people saying, bring slavery back or something.
It seems gross.
Yeah, I don't even know what to make of it.
Like, we get to play God and decide which lives have value.
Yeah, it's not right.
So are you going to try again?
Yes, of course.
Yeah, of course.
We have a one-year-old already, and we had no issues with her.
Good.
Did they say what happened?
Do they know what the cause was?
Yeah, they know what it was.
It was like a chromosomal issue where my husband's DNA got doubled and kicked mine out.
So it was never going to survive anyway.
Wow.
Well, get back on the horse, and you'll look back at that miscarriage as a much smaller deal once you have another little tyke running around.
Thanks.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Good luck.
All right.
So that's enough.
Who is the most overrated performer band?
That's easy.
Foo Fighters.
Way overrated.
So fuck us hearing about them.
And I hate the way Europeans love them.
Like, they're huge in Italy or South Americans.
And like in Brazil, they'll play to like 200,000 people.
Something's wrong if Brazilians love you and Italians love you.
I would say Drake.
Drake?
I don't like to punch rock.
So I punch rap.
You don't punch Reich?
Yes.
Well, yes, I do punch Reich.
That was close.
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You must be pretty proud of that.
Do you think you're my son or something?
No, I just think I wear your shirts.
And I appreciate them very much.
I hate the way you think you're so cute.
Hey, I'm just a cute little guy.
Just a cute little lazy Puerto Rican with the teeth of a homeless man.
Just me.
Why don't you smile for us, cutie?
Give us a big smile.
There you go.
What a cute kid.
He looked like a before picture at every dentist's office.
What the hell?
So now we're going behind the paywall, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Why be surprised when they retreat?
Their major weapon is deceit.
When will we learn, alas, alack?
It's three steps forward, two steps back.
Be careful of the commie lies.
Swallow them and freedom dies.
The USA must realize that she's the biggest.
Hold on, I'm coming.
To find them is an awesome task.
They always wear a different mask.
But knowledge rips the mask away.
And free forevermore will be free.
Yes, Maratha.
Lies and truth throughout the world will rise.
With evil, we'll not compromise.
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