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July 5, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4EP138 - BLAME VIDEO GAMES
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That was from the musical Hair, and musicals are the worst thing there is Except for Rocky Horror Picture Show.
That was good.
The rest of them suck balls.
I just rolled into town.
Sorry, folks.
No show prep.
This one's just off the dome today.
My hairdo isn't even correct.
I was up in Maz Pet.
Is that where I was?
Queens, eh?
No, that's in Queens.
You're right.
Where was I?
Robin.
I was on Robin Way, Carl Hope Road.
Lackawaxin?
Right?
Is that where I was?
Yes.
I was in...
They call it Baradise.
It's just off the Delaware.
It's an all-cop village.
Baradise!
What's the name of the town, fuck?
It's a paradise for bears.
Lackawax and PA, I guess.
Mast hope.
That's it.
Mast hope.
Mast hope.
I was with all cops, all Trump people.
It's so weird being in New York State and being able to relax.
Like, hot young girls with their dad fucking giant tits.
Trump across your daughter's tits.
And then her ass, Trump.
And then her butthole.
Make America great again.
But in a circle.
Enter.
But I think we're losing this country, folks.
They always say, oh, these white nationalists, they're scared of when we're outnumbered.
Do you like my shirt, by the way?
Ooh, that's a tight one.
That might be the best one.
What?
That might be the best one.
Yeah, I've been wearing it for three days.
Except for July 4th, I wore my America gear.
But so there's Masto Pool and Masto Beach, right?
And I got little passes to go.
It's only the locals that can go.
Or if you know a guy, he might be able to get you a pass.
So I know a guy.
He's actually a cop hater.
But he got me the passes.
And I'm at the pool, and it's nice.
Everyone is a normal American that speaks normal English without an accent.
But the beach, I kept hearing Russian.
And I said to this other cop, buddy, I go, what's going on with the fuck?
What are these, Albanians?
And he goes, and this guy isn't the brightest bob in the tree, so I'm not sure I'm going to believe him.
But he goes, yeah, it's fucking the Russians hate the Browns and the Blacks.
And they know these beaches are all white, so they've been coming here.
They've been coming to an all-cop community?
Where'd they get the passes?
What are you talking about?
But more importantly, outside of these cop communities, dude, dude.
We went to this waterfall.
I think it's called Fresh Kill Falls or something, or Packer Falls.
There's two waterfalls.
And you go down to see one.
I look at it.
It's nice.
And then I can see, wait a minute, dude, you're going to turn into Archie Bunker when you hear these stories.
And then I'm like, oh, it goes all the way down there.
And you can see a little pool there.
And then what do I see?
My daughter goes, hey, there's some gay guys.
Just two homos, just hugging each other.
Washing each other.
They're around my age.
Splashing water on their white chest hairs.
All right.
That's life.
There's some gays in the world.
And we turn around.
We go to the other waterfall.
It's way up a mountain.
It's about a mile.
It's a good little workout, right?
We get to see who's in shape in the family, who isn't.
My daughter is so stoic.
You could chop her leg off and she'd just go...
So she'd walk for 100 years until her legs fell off.
She even, she burned herself this week on a firework and was just like, oh, I'm burned.
Okay, put it in water.
So anyway, stoic daughter and normal boys, my wife and I get to the top where there's a waterfall you can jump in.
And it's in Mexico.
Okay?
It's in fucking Mexico.
Blaring the salsa music.
They've got big, a table this big.
How the fuck did they bring that up?
It's got the tacos and all the fucking Mexican garbage.
Music's blaring.
Blaring.
And we're in this bucolic little magical piece of nature.
And it's just like a Home Depot parking lot.
And then there's also like Puerto Rican, Dominican, Hispanic trash there.
There's literally garbage everywhere, but there's like white trash, brown trash.
And they've got their fucking pit bulls.
And it's going, that loud.
No, much louder than that, but that frequency for like an hour.
How annoying is that?
And eventually I go over the lady.
I goes, what's going on there?
Is he mad about something?
Is he worried about a swimmer?
Like, can we stop this?
And she goes, oh, he wants to swim.
He wants to swim, so I'm not letting him.
Okay, well, maybe you tell him to shut the fuck up, baby, eh?
Fuck me.
So there was probably about 60 people there.
I was one of maybe three whites.
My family isn't white.
And white people really stick out.
You're like, oh, one of those.
I remember these.
So we go, it's about a 30-foot high cliff.
Actually, what do you think these ceilings are, Orion?
These are probably 12-foot ceilings.
Maybe 14 feet even.
12.
So maybe it was only like 15 feet, come to think of it.
And I go to jump off.
My son, my 13-year-old's like, you want to try it, Dad?
And I'm like, yeah, okay.
So we get up there, and there's actually most of the white people were there.
There was not a lot of blacks and browns doing the jump.
They would go for the lower thing.
So I'm like, okay.
And so we go up there, walk on the rocks, ow, ee, ow, ooh, ah, ah.
Finally get there.
And I go, how we doing, boys?
And they're like, good, good.
And I go, what are you waiting for?
You're not going to get more courageous with time.
That's not how courage works.
It's now or never.
And I go, what are you doing?
And there was a guy like right at the edge.
And he goes, I'm being a bitch.
He had another guy at a GoPro on his head.
And my son did about four jumps while he was waiting to go.
Did you find it?
Is that Fish Kills Falls?
It wasn't Fish Kills, right?
It was Fresh Kills.
Oh, that's it.
Raymond's Kill.
Raymond's Kill.
Dude, it was in a third world country.
And by the way, that fat kid, he got so scared that he kind of chickened out after the jump.
And it's not that deep of water.
And he fucked up his knee.
I'm like, because you pussied out.
So there's a lot of things going on here.
One is we're being overrun with foreigners.
Like, no one minds a few, but this was the vast majority and they had taken it over.
It was their spot now.
That's one thing.
And then at the same time, I'm seeing the few white dudes that are there, a few Western American, whatever you want to call them, including a black guy, actually, fucking raging pussies.
Like scared to jump.
Off a thing that girls were jumping off of.
Girls and kids.
That's not it, by the way, but that's a similar vibe.
Wait, is that it?
No, that's not it.
So, dude, that's where the gays were, I think.
Then it gets worse, right?
My son, he doesn't have any street smarts.
We moved to the suburbs when he was like eight, so there's no New York City in him anymore.
He just puts his phone down.
And then who do I spot but Rabjeev?
Oh, Bachi Janji.
There's some Indian dude who looks like he's not in America.
He's got on slacks.
He's probably about 25.
He's got a gross, like, a little beard that looks like it's just a beard of negligence.
You know, there's no direction.
There's nothing happening there.
And he's got a plastic bag with a jacket in it with rips.
The bag has rips on it.
And his flip-flops are shot.
So he looks exactly like he's on the streets of Lahore, Pakistan, right?
And I notice him scoping out my bag, my family shit.
I've been watching it the whole time we were there.
So we got Mexico.
So the Mexicans run the place, right?
They're the vast majority.
Then there's a few Dominican, Puerto Rican trash with their pit bulls and their tattoos and their extra kids.
And then there's just Rajiv, who's scoping out my shit.
And he doesn't have any friends.
He's not waiting with anyone.
Not talking to anyone.
He's just sort of skulking around with his bag.
And so I meet his eyes.
And then when I meet eyes, he goes back like 10 feet.
So then I go over to him.
Like I'm telling dogs to calm down.
I go over to him and I go, you okay?
And he goes, yeah.
And I go, you all right?
And he goes, yes, are you all right?
And I go, oh, I'm fine.
And then I keep staring at him and eventually he leaves.
Yeah, that's where it was.
Imagine that completely overrun with Mexicans.
What's going on?
I know I sound like a total racist nationalist.
Imagine you went to Japan and it was all white people everywhere you went.
You'd go, what's happening to this country?
Right?
Well, it just ruins, you know, the feeling of community altogether.
That's the other thing.
No one cares about race.
They care about assimilation.
Yeah, language, culture.
If it was a bunch of Mexicans there and they were playing ACDC, I'd go, right on, back in black.
Like, that's the way it was when I, when I moved to Canada, there was a huge influx of Indians.
And they fucking wore deaf leopard shirts and played hockey.
And Rajiv was a hoser.
Fuck.
How's it going, Raj?
Fucking Raj smoking a dart.
Look at the...
That's a hell of a tan you got, Raj.
Not anymore.
Now he's like, and whenever I see these people, like these Chinese bag ladies with the bamboo pole and the 700 cans, you're like, how did you get here?
It was a real cunt.
It cost me 10 grand to get here.
It was a real nightmare.
I had to show them I was providing 12 jobs, which became hundreds of jobs.
But like, what's your pitch there?
Oh, it's the family reunification.
Okay.
If it's that, then where's the family that brought her in?
They have her combing through garbage.
Like, this is exactly the shit life she had in Beijing.
Rajiv, out trying to steal phones, buddy.
He probably walked 10 miles to get there.
Like, he didn't drive.
I promise you, he does not have a car.
And there was no other family members of his around.
So he probably walked from some shitty apartment.
His mom's on welfare and he's going, I'm going to go see if I get some phones, mommy drove, body, duty.
Okay, chai, chai.
And then he just walked, probably walked for three miles to get to the bottom of the trail and then up the trail.
And usually he comes back with a few phones, sometimes.
Okay, so it gets worse.
So then we have our party and we have the barbecue.
I put this on Getter.
I went to some, where my old house used to be and it's become totally hipster gentrified.
Might even be my fault.
And I see my old fag friends, Johnny and Roswell, and they both see me and they run away.
They run.
They have speed.
They run out of the restaurant.
Yeah, that's the story.
And this guy totally abandoned my family when we became known as the Proud Boys thing.
And I don't know why.
He's never articulated why.
Does he think it's a homophobic club?
So, anyway, he sends me that email saying, I mean, that text saying that I've invented, I was like the guy who invented dynamite.
I have to atone for my sins.
I'm like, no.
Dynamite created a lot of shit.
That's how you create a lot of things.
And that's another thing.
Dynamite's awesome.
Yeah.
It's a crucial part of building this nation.
Where would you have roads that go through mountains without fucking dynamite?
Who's he citing for poor usage of dynamite?
Wily coyote?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
That's another thing.
These gangs and their fucking dynamites.
There was another mass bombing with dynamite.
Again, someone stole it from a...
It's a big deal getting dynamite.
It's not easy to get.
Dynamite.
Go buy some.
Do your best.
It's like getting a fucking handgun in New York City.
Anyway, so that was just silly.
60 years ago, dynamite killed.
It's a fucking service.
We were at a place called the Blue Fox in Lackawaxin, I guess.
I don't know.
I waited 15 minutes for a drink.
The bartender was 73.
She finished one conversation.
I'm like, hey, hey, hi.
Then she started a new conversation.
I said to the other waiter, I was like, when I sat down here, I had no facial hair.
What the fuck is going on?
And then the DJ comes up and he's like, can I get two kills?
I was like, no.
And he goes, I'm the DJ.
I go, I don't care if you're God.
No, I'm next.
Anyway, that's not the point of this.
Forget that part.
Although that's kind of part of it, too, the death of masculinity, like proud boys is the most unthinkable horror.
Remember Alan Froyer?
They're really into being manly men.
So then we go to Woodbury Commons.
Oh, yeah, I know Woodbury Commons.
Sure.
That's hell on Earth, too.
There was not one white person there.
No.
There is not one person speaking English there.
Zero.
My daughter goes, this is weird.
I've never been out with you.
You don't get recognized.
And I go, yeah, I'm not recognized because no one here speaks English.
Asians, Chinese, Southeast Asians, weird Albanian, Russian types, tons of Israelis.
Hasidic Jews were the most normal white people there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tons.
Whenever I saw a Hasid, I was like, oh, good.
A white person.
I'll take it.
Remember when Hasids were weird?
Now they're like Toby Keith compared to everyone else.
Phil put the boot in your ass.
I ain't putting the boot in your ass.
It's in the Jewish way.
So we go to Shake Shack.
And I'm talking, when I say foreigners, I mean like Indians with the scarves and the Djibouti and the long dresses and then the four shirts.
Like guys, Middle Eastern dudes, Arabs with like the shirts that go to their knees.
You know that look.
Like no one's even trying.
They might be tourists.
I don't know.
I mean, there was a big lineup outside of Gucci and Burberry.
So they're not broke.
They're rich.
So I go to Shake Shack.
There is a white guy working there taking the orders.
Okay.
Sorry, man.
This throat is...
I got this weird COVID thing.
He has my hairdo, a little longer.
Actually, somewhere between my hairdo and Ryan's hairdo, but a boy's haircut.
Guess what's on his face?
A tattoo.
Clown-level makeup.
Okay?
The cat eyes that go up like this.
What?
Bright red, like blindingly red lipstick.
Blush that's not meant to be attractive.
He actually looks like I'm on the cover of a magazine.
You know that?
I know this is not what you want.
Pull him up, actually.
It was way more clownishness.
Like, I thought gays wear makeup because they want to look like women.
No, not anymore.
Okay, it was crazier than that.
Imagine that, but with the cat things, the little Cleopatra.
Egyptian, yeah.
And then tons and tons of red, like clown levels of blush.
And then two plastic diamonds.
What?
Right here.
Big, see where my fingernails are?
That big.
I assume they weren't real diamonds, but like plastic diamonds.
And I just go, and he sees me and I can see him like, and I'm like, I'm not laughing.
That has been an integral part of comedy for centuries.
Okay?
No, it wasn't plausible.
Yeah, it was kind of more like that.
Like if you merge the top five together.
Yes.
Yes.
But with jewels stuck on his face.
And I'm like, this is fucking hilarious.
And I want to get a picture of him.
And my wife's like, I'll do the ordering.
And I go, why not?
And she goes, I don't want you laughing in his face.
Well, why did he dress that way then?
It was that ridiculous.
But not good.
Like, that is obviously hilariously gay.
But I can tell that there's a talent.
There's a semblance of, like, it makes sense.
Yeah, like, the eyebrows look like they're hard to do.
I couldn't do that.
I could have done him.
And when I say that, I mean fuck him in the ass.
Yeah.
No.
Oh, you don't like gay stuff?
No.
Fuck that shit.
I'll hit you.
What would you have done if you were a Chicago?
Punch him right in the head?
Are you kidding me?
Get out of here with that gay shit.
So you would violently attack a homosexual.
If Pus came to shove, yeah.
What if he pulled his dick out and let you play with it?
I don't like this joke.
I feel like I'm betraying him.
No, to clear the record, I like Jesse Lee Peterson.
I don't believe the guys that even said anything.
Oh, you think it's a lie?
My thing is, I don't care.
I also don't care, but I also think those guys were like, this is how they told the story, all of them.
They were like, so he put his hand on my leg, and I was like, what?
And then he put his hand on my junk and I was like, what?
Like, that's how you retell the story?
And then the guy didn't even say they had sex.
He's like, so then me and Jesse were having full-blown, you know, that guy wouldn't say the words.
It's like, what?
Yeah, I don't know.
The same way, I don't care that gays, they're all like, I'm proud.
I'm like, that's how you fuck.
I also don't care if straights end up being gay.
It's again, it's how people go like this.
Right.
Imagine I told you.
So, fucking the wife the other day banter over, right?
On the couch.
Fuck.
Started opening up her.
You'd go like, oh, God, stop.
You wouldn't be like, yeah, then what?
Did you grab her tits?
Yeah, to be fair, I want to just do the impression regular, but it's like this thing hanging over my head.
So I feel like I have to address it, but it's going to go away soon.
Not going to just be me.
Did that story go anywhere?
I don't think so.
I don't think he addressed it once, and I think that's the end of that.
That sucks.
They did their old Project Veritas super report, and it just sort of died on the mine.
I wonder if Milo's mad at me because he kept saying, I'm going to give you the exclusive.
I was like, okay.
If they're of age, I don't really care.
Anyway, sorry.
I just sent you a picture, by the way.
Oh, you took the picture of the guy?
No, no, I couldn't.
My wife.
I think I made my daughter cry.
Oh, no.
Because I was just like, can anyone be normal?
Yeah, can somebody be normal?
This was one of the only white males there.
You can't see this.
Sorry, I let you down.
But he's wearing furry slippers.
Like, they're slides, but they're made of like teddy bear skin.
Are they fuzzy crocs?
No.
Okay.
They're slides.
They're fuzzy slides.
Those cargo shorts are hand cut with a pair of scissors.
And that hat had to be seen to be believed.
It's a woman's fedora.
It's a fedora with a black cloth outline and a little black flower.
I think...
Can you almost see the flower there?
Yes.
Right.
Can you zoom in more?
Enhance, enhance.
Yeah, you can kind of make out the flower because part of the black doesn't make sense as on the rim.
It's on the front left, that's the gay side.
If you have it on the other side, it's straight.
He wasn't...
This is way, this is sub-gay.
If gay was in the lobby, this guy's underneath the foundation.
You could not, like, gay, I love gays.
Please gay it up.
So, like, that's a man.
So I'm seeing no masculinity and foreigners everywhere.
And that sounds, you're not supposed to say that.
Diversity is our strength.
Yeah, everything is.
Look, sugar is delicious.
When you're making pancakes, put some sugar in it.
If you put nine cups of sugar in it, it's going to be a gross pancake.
This was nine cups of sugar.
We're good for diversity.
There's no America left.
And the little remnants I can find have been castrated and call themselves bitches.
I'm being a total bitch right now.
Don't say that.
Jump.
Just fucking jump.
Wearing your fucking...
He's wearing a swim shirt.
He's probably...
Oh, by the way, he's 20 years old.
He's wearing a swim shirt.
He has long hair and he has swim shoes on.
Fucking swim shoes.
Aim for the rocks.
Just jump.
Just jump.
We went to a pool.
It's really deep right over there.
Try that.
Most of the guys are diving right there, but don't put your hands out.
It's called a head dive.
Just go.
Come to think of it, we went to the public pool the day before, you know, July 3rd, and the only white person that I saw besides the Russians working at the joint was like a crackhead, like a meth head, like super duper skinny.
And then it was just like race.
That was the only white one.
Is this in Westchester?
Yeah, yeah.
And you were the only...
I was going to say you were the only white guy there?
Yeah.
Essentially.
Yeah, my wife was, basically.
One of probably four, but I didn't.
Yeah, it's all Dominican Puerto Rican.
I smelled shit so often.
Like, when's the last time you smelled human shit when not in the bathroom, right?
Never.
It was stunning.
And, you know, my wife's got a little bit of a...
Aren't they bathing in coronated water?
Yeah, before we even went to the pool area, I was just surrounded by two queens.
And then, like, these actually, these black kids behind me actually had, like, they were talking shit just to themselves.
Like, yo, that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, and then when it came up to, like, they asked me a question, like, why are we waiting up here for?
Y'all waiting?
And they were actually very polite.
Yeah, and then they went back to anyway.
Oh, so.
But it was a great, it could have been a great pool.
I'm pretty sure I went to that pool when I was a kid.
My great-grandparents took me there.
And it's just, it's like the city of the world.
Well, you know how they say, like, fine, have the cities.
Like, you can have Philadelphia, you can have Manhattan, you can have Baltimore.
We'll just be in the suburbs.
This is happening to the whole country.
Yes.
Like, the pool I went to, you show them your card.
These cards are a bitch to get, too.
Right.
Like, I asked the guy for them in May, and he's like, yo, yeah, don't worry, I'll pull it off.
And they got a QR code and it's like, beep, beep, beep, beep.
And it says the guy's name on them in case there's any problems.
They can give him shit, right?
Sort of like when you get a movie from the Academy, it says your name at the bottom.
So if you sell it, you're in trouble.
It's these little enclaves, these little fortresses, these gated communities.
And then the rest is just not America anymore.
Like I told you this a million times.
In Coulter introduced me to this guy, Jared, that we have lunch with often.
And he regales us with stories of what it was like in Manhattan in the 50s.
And there was zero crime.
On a hot day, you would just take your blanket, hot night, sorry.
No AC, right?
It's the 50s.
You just take, you go to the Central Park, lie down on the grass with a pillow with your mom, your dad.
Imagine doing that now.
That's just suicide.
Central Park 5.
Oh, my God.
It'd be wild.
We went to a carnival, too.
Did you check out that carnival not too far from you?
No.
My kids were at it every night.
What's it, Mexican?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And like, I came up with these depressing backstories.
There were these two Mexican guys dressed up real well, like just a button-up shirt, and then the other guy with like a sparkly bedazzled shirt.
And I could just picture him like, yo, what are you wearing to the fucking carnival tonight, bro?
He's like, yo, I'm going to wear my button-up, dude.
We're going to get so much pussy.
Well, what you have in Westchester is you have little Mexican towns, right?
Like the one where that carnival was in, next to the white towns.
And then there's the black town.
The black town, and then there's the Bronx.
The black town is its own shit, its own mess.
Kids getting stabbed in college, a little bit of Irish trash, not much.
The white towns are all waspy.
They're the ones where they hate us, no home here sign.
They talk about diversity all the time, but they've worked hard to have their gated community.
And then why are there Mexicans?
The Mexicans are all the maids and the landscapers for the rich white areas.
So they're there, right?
And it's weird because their kids end up going to school together.
Right.
So your mom washes my mom's clothes.
Yeah.
And so the school's working on them like, hey, Carlos is really struggling with his math.
And his dad's like, I don't fucking care.
Math is one lawnmower, one lawn, one rake.
You just need to know ones.
My friend Charlie's mom was the school lunch lady and he got shit for that.
Imagine your mom cleans your mom's house.
I don't think so.
Your mom doesn't know.
I didn't ask my son.
I wonder if there's classism towards the Mexicans.
By the way, Enrique, can you tell your mom when she takes out the garbage, blah, blah, blah.
Like, not even trying to be a dick, just dead serious?
Like, my mom was really pissed at her.
Just come up to your friend in class with your begonia.
Look at this.
Yeah.
Completely destroyed.
Or you give her fucking flowers.
If you're going to weed whack, watch out for the fucking flowers.
Anyway, what are you doing after school?
You want to play Fortnite?
Hey, you gives them a $5 tip.
My mom forgot to tip your mom before this.
Give that to your mom.
Just terrible.
Yeah, you just have a little envelope for Christmas.
Yeah.
That's for Aeron construction.
Yeah.
And nobody's having fun, too.
It's like the Mexicans at the carnival, they were just like hoping to like, you know, probably get chicks or whatever, but they're just standing there by the gate like, yeah, this is not fun.
Nobody's having fun.
All the workers, by the way, were like Nigerian.
And like, there's this one who like didn't know that.
I swear to God, it was the children.
It was called Little Baby Swing.
It was, it was, my daughter was a little too young for it, but it was literally like, if you're that tall, you can go on the swing and just swings around.
He's got a hat that says Kush on it, which is like a type of weed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's just like, he has like a like an aluminum necklace that's just like the hugest chain ever.
I was like, look at this.
To my wife, I was like, what the fuck is this shit?
And she's like, yeah, it was crazy.
Nigerians, where the fuck do you get Nigerians?
I don't even know.
Like, imagine you and I working at a children's fair in Nigeria.
It's sort of like when you go to the airport, especially JFK, and it's all Mexican or Hispanic accents or Indian.
And I'm like, can you imagine me in Tokyo being like, what are you doing here?
Even more like dealing with children, and you're responsible for their safety.
Yeah, I'm in charge of Japanese children.
They're trying to tell me that they're allergic to peanuts.
And I'm like, here you go, buddy.
It's called a peanut cookie.
Like my buddy.
Exactly.
Crazy.
So, yeah, it was pretty harrowing.
Like, we were near Curious Jewel, which is all Hasidic Jews.
And I was really at that point where, I know I'm repeating myself, but Hasidic Jews seemed like the most USA people all day.
Meanwhile, they're like Yarmakas and wigs and those belts with the strings on the side.
Yeah, it looks like a rift happened in the 1800s and just poured out.
Yeah, they are time travelers.
They are time travelers.
I kind of respect that about his ideas.
Actually, we're frozen in time.
They're in the culture and amber.
They're frozen in time and we're time travelers because we're moving forward in time.
Yeah, that's the thing that's happening upstate New York.
All my friends' houses and stuff, when I go to visit them, like my friend died, another one of my friends died, and I was going to visit his parents.
And the whole neighborhood is Kirst Joel.
Like, it's spilling beyond that.
And now they're, you know, on the school boards, and they're changing.
So it's kind of a big deal.
It's kind of a sore subject for me, but I don't hate them.
It's just like they really have a lot of people.
No, they take over a town.
Yeah, it's insane.
And Curious Joel is the poorest place in America.
No way.
Yes, but the way they're gauging that is by how many people are on welfare.
They're basically at 100% of the town is on welfare.
So they list it as an impoverished town, but everyone's doing great.
Oh, they're doing great.
Anyway, that's a whole separate topic.
I want to focus on losing this country.
I mean, accents everywhere.
And my family is bummed out about it.
They're like, okay, Archie Bunker, relax.
It's a melting pot.
I'm like, no, it's not.
It's a salad.
There's no melting.
It's a salad, and two or three vegetables are taking over the whole bowl.
Yeah.
What should be a melting pot is a pot in a freezer.
What was that sound?
I don't know, but I did hear it.
Is this place haunted?
It sounded like a ghost going, it's a Mexican ghost.
Right now, the other ghosts are like, I know that you guys live here, and I'm going to get Ghostbusters.
You know, we should do it.
No, you're not.
We should get a piano and put it in the corner.
And if we just hear...
They love playing piano.
I don't mind.
Ghosts.
If you're here, fucking hang out.
I don't give a shit.
I'm scared of ghosts.
Such good TV if there's a ghostboy.
Such a dumb thing to be scared of.
What's he going to do?
Punch you?
Yeah.
Get some plasma on you?
Who gives a shit?
Oh my God, it's a ghost, but it's a baby.
A ghost baby.
A baby was killed here 50 years ago.
And he just sits.
He doesn't know he's dead.
He just sits around, try to grab stuff, and his little hands go through.
Just fails.
That's a fun idea for a show.
Ghost baby.
That is a good idea for sure.
We can get Sam Hyde down here with a ghost.
You totally ignore him, too.
Like, he's going upstairs, and you just walk through him.
What'd you say, Sam Hyde?
Sam Hyde does ghost hunters.
You ever see him do that?
No.
Well, he can come here and then check the space.
They hunt the shit out of ghosts.
For real.
But those gays, Johnny and Roswell, we used to do that.
They bought a bunch of ghost busting shit just for fun.
And we would laugh our heads off it.
And you'd see it was just shit quality, and it had no manufacturer's name on it.
It was just like a piece of fucking plastic with some garbage inside that they tell you is a voltage reader or whatever.
That is horrible.
Anyway, what did you do for July 4th?
Well, I was going to just glom onto that whole like you know, the diversity being a not-so-strength, too, because I just sparred for the first time on Friday, and I sparred a guy who happened to be Mexican.
He was fully Mexican to a point where he didn't understand English at all.
Now, you know what's great about fighting Mexicans?
Okay.
They don't do defense.
They don't move.
They just take blows to the head.
He was very aggressive.
It's a very specific fighting style.
He was aggressive.
Yeah, they just go like that, and they hammer each other in the head.
They don't do any slipping or bopping and weaving.
It's just it's rock'em-sock'em robots.
I guess it's a machismo thing.
He never covered his body, so that were the only three.
One of three shots I got on him was the stomach.
You know, fucking.
And did that make him mad?
Yeah.
So he got mad and then he started hitting me pretty good.
But like, so, you know, I don't think I was equipped to spar, but basically I was like, I just learned this to block hooks.
And I'm like, I'm pretty sure I should have known this.
That was the first day doing pads.
This is how you block a hook.
Oh, really?
I was taught to do that, like, when you're in the shell, oh, whatever this is, when you're kind of like this, so your body.
How do you see, Ryan?
Out of your left eye.
I can't believe that didn't crack up the ghost.
I don't know.
This trainer is.
And then that's.
This is how you block.
Or there's the Mike Tyson peekaboo style that only he can do, but this is how you.
And he compared me to Tyson, too, because short, but wide.
So I'm not going to be able to.
You got to peek.
This is not peekaboo.
But you peer from in between your hands.
That's when you're being completely overwhelmed by punches.
Well, that would be like that.
Yeah.
And so basically, I don't think I had enough resources to really start sparring, but I was like, you know, he told me that the only way to learn how to spar is spar.
So I was like, all right.
But basically, afterwards, you know, all the details aside, I could talk about that for a while with you after the show.
But I wanted to talk to him about, like, the guy I just boxed, about what happened there, and I couldn't.
He just didn't speak any English.
Not one word.
No.
Like, Tuesday, he said Tuesday, and at 2 p.m., like, he knows dates and times.
That's it.
So he doesn't even know what punch meant.
So I said, it was like, remember that, the, the, the punch a la su cuerpo to your body?
You know, I was speaking the little Spanish I knew, but it sucks because I want to be able to break down what happened, what he could teach me.
I learned nothing from that.
We want to be able to speak the same fucking language.
I mean, there's so many different divorces going on.
There's the left-right divorce, the Trump-Biden divorce, but then there's also this lack of assimilation thing.
Like, I couldn't survive in another country if I didn't speak the language outside of a brief stinted tourism.
But, like, moving to Japan and then getting by, that's the part that pisses me off.
If I moved to Japan, I wouldn't get by.
I'd have to learn the language.
There wouldn't be like English stores and English areas and English neighborhoods.
People fighting for your rights to just exist without demanding that you get the right to vote.
It's crazy.
I'd be like, I'm here illegally.
Just don't alert the authorities.
But like, they're not sending their best.
Like that Indian dude.
When I say Indian, I obviously mean dot, not feather in this case.
He looked like he was from the streets of Pakistan.
His clothes were garbage, and they didn't even look American.
The slacks he probably brought over from Pakistan.
How did you get here?
What are you doing here?
Robbing phones?
Is that who we're importing?
Petty thieves?
Fuck.
A regular Aladdin over here.
Anyway.
I had an idea for a show.
If we could fund it.
It's a game show where we give away money.
It starts off easy, gets progressively hard, and I go to Union City, New Jersey, which was always a pet peeve of mine when I worked there, because it's all Spanish.
It's Colombian, it's Salvadorian, it's Ecuadorian, it's nothing but Spanish, right?
And then across, you take a $6 bus across the river, and now you're in New York City where you can make $15 an hour, $20 an hour starting.
And so they have this excellent opportunity to live in Union City, New Jersey with better taxes, and they could afford their living, take a bus if they spoke English and fucking work in the city.
But instead, they have to work in these shitty little jobs, shitty little bodegas.
And I just would tell people that were at the hostel, I was like, if you just learn English, it's like a key to a bunch of doors and you can make so much money and then come right back here.
It's fucking sweet.
You know?
And so I want to do a game show where I go around and I quiz them on the English language.
And first I start, bird.
And then, oh, you won a dollar.
And all right, these are going to get a little harder.
These are $10 questions.
What does obfuscate mean?
Not that hard, but actually make it progressively harder.
But I think that'd be a fun show.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think it'd be funnier to go to the hood and ask really easy questions like, what's eight times seven?
So just get beat up.
A funner game would just me covered with money running around the hood.
Yeah, because that show is just going to be, I can't believe you pitched that on the air.
That's just going to be people going, I don't speak English.
I don't know.
But the point would be, like, they could actually visually see how much money they could make if they just knew a little bit more English.
Oh, I see.
You know, they'll maybe try it.
So, also in the news is this shooting we should discuss.
Two other things I wanted to discuss, but the shooting is obviously up there.
Of course, both sides are eager to prove it was one of your guys.
So the left says he's MAGA.
He went to a Trump rally.
Here he is with a Trump flag.
And the right is saying he's Antifa.
He has Antifa tattoos.
Here he is with a Yankee flag.
He was in the Trump rally to fuck with Trump supporters.
He's clearly woke.
Look at him.
Right?
You can pull up pictures of him now.
Can we stop doing this, please?
What is the point of this?
Say we prove he's Antifa.
Now I'm saying Antifa needs to die because they're behind mass shootings.
Is that the pattern here?
Or if it's MAGA, MAGA people need what?
Their guns taken away because they're behind mass shootings.
We've been through this a million times on this show.
We broke it down.
What are the patterns of mass shooters?
Mental illness.
After that, number two, Muslim.
Sorry.
As far as like right-wing, left-wing, that's way down the line.
We've got the racist guys who do the shoot-ups who want to kill the immigrants, like the dude who shot up the mostly Hispanic thing.
We have the white power guy in Buffalo, but we also have the Antifa shooter in, I think, Ohio.
And sometimes they're a mix of both.
They seem like they're Nazis, but then they're also super into the water shortage and climate change and they're vegetarians.
Let's stop trying to prescribe political inclinations on mass shooters.
And by the way, there's something like 300 mass shootings already this year.
They're all black.
23 shot this past weekend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's all black on black.
So, and you know what's funny?
The media says that these people, though, of this Chicago suburb, which my cousin lives in, my cousin was there, by the way.
It's all Jewish.
He was there.
He was a block away.
He grabbed his mom and was trying to get her back home with the gunshots.
She lives up nearby him.
He just moved her there so he could be closer to her because she's getting old.
But my cousin's son, I guess is my second cousin, he went to school with the guy in high school.
But yeah, there's no gun laws that can, the only gun laws that could change this is giving everyone else a gun.
So when some guy goes psycho like that, we can peg him off and maybe reduce the numbers.
So there's no pattern here politically.
Mass shootings are a black thing.
And the only laws that can prevent them is more guns.
However, I have something controversial to say that you're not going to like, baby monsters.
We may lose subs.
I came to a new conclusion with this shooting, and it's going to be very unpopular.
This is even worse than when I bashed dogs.
You ready for this one, Ryan?
Yep.
I'm prepared to start blaming video games.
Oh, that's not so bad.
I'm sorry.
I know they said the same thing about rock and roll when it came out, and they said punk rock is evil, and they said comic books need to be monitored.
There should be the EC code.
And the PMRC said that rap and punk and all these sweary swear word songs, they need a sticker on it.
We need to prevent.
So now I just sound like another old conservative fuddy duddy who doesn't like teen culture.
Yeah, you're right in a sense.
That's a good point.
But there's something about just sitting down for six hours and blowing people's heads off.
It has to affect at least one or two loonies at some point.
Yeah, we had shooter games.
The house I rented up in Mastope.
We're big buck hunting.
I'm shooting big bucks in the basement for hours.
But it's six hours that's different.
Like we played video games with the kids up there.
They had golf tea.
By nine holes, I'm like, all right, this has been an hour.
Let's go do something else.
These kids today, the kids today, they'll play for six fucking hours.
What if you wanted to brainwash someone into being a mass shooter?
What would you do?
You'd get a room of guys, hopefully some of them that are in cells and kind of lonely, some of them are an adder all or autistic, and you just play them this video game.
That's how they train pilots.
You sit down and play the video game simulation, then you get in a real plane and you've done this a million times.
And I'm going to make it worse.
I think it's behind this trans shit.
Because exactly like I said with the six hours of shooting people, blowing their heads off, like you, I've never played Call of Duty, but you line up a site and you blow brains sh come out, right?
Usually not the brains.
It's not that graphic.
There are games that are a little more graphic, but there's a blood mist.
But what happens when you shoot a guy in the head?
There's like a blood mist.
Okay.
But not a brain.
Oh, it's just a mist.
Sorry.
You're shooting at these guys for six hours, and you become numb to the idea of death.
Similarly, in all these other stupid games, you're a woman.
What's this bullshit with Fortnite where they go, no, it's actually better to play a woman because you have a more slender body shape and you're harder to hit?
What?
Remember we had that girl on?
I don't think you worked for me back then.
It was the Gavin McInnes show, or maybe it was Free Speech.
And she came in and we played video games together.
And what the hell was his name?
Anyway, he thought he was a woman.
He was raised by his grandmother.
Really cool guy.
Rings a bell.
Justine Tunney?
Yeah, I think that's it.
I think that's the name.
And he denied it.
But I was like, sorry, Justine.
I just can't get past the inevitable truth that you pretending to be a woman for six hours a day made you think you're a woman.
You run around, you go get.
Yeah, this person.
That dude.
And look at the way he just has sneakers and slacks on.
Like, he's not even really that much of a chick.
Stilettos on?
Because they love it.
And it's fun to dress like that.
Well, yeah, straight women generally want to be desired by men.
It's a perfectly natural.
Well, look how mad they get when they become invisible when they're 40.
You know, it's like the only thing they hate more than cat calls is the day they stop.
Oh, yeah.
I've been saying the same shit.
You're for a long time.
Truth doesn't change.
It's chimpanzee, right?
You take a male and a female all my shows, and then just I could quit, and it would just generate a take on what the news is based on all the repetition.
So yeah, those are my two fresh theories for Censor.tv.
I think video games are at least partly responsible for these very particular type of mass shootings.
Obviously, mass shootings are black on black, but the 1% that's these kind of guys, I would blame on video games.
And the normalization and the destruction of gender, I also think video games played a large part in.
Now, what's the solution to that?
Ban them?
Of course not.
I'm a free speech absolutist.
I was going to say abolitionist.
But let's recognize it, at least.
See it as a vice.
See it as a bad habit.
Like alcohol and drugs.
It's not something that we should encourage.
But yeah, and the last thing I wanted to talk about today, listening to Greg Kelly.
I've never heard his radio show before.
It's awesome.
Greg Kelly's fucking good at his job.
And he's a total fucking grump.
He's, what do you call them?
The bat humbug types.
What do you call those guys?
A curmudgeon.
He's a curmudgeon.
And so he gets these calls and it's like, hey, thanks for calling.
I've been listening to you for a long time.
And I listened to you back when you were at W. And he goes, all right, all right, let's go.
Let's go.
What are you calling about?
And, yeah, he doesn't tolerate slow callers who don't have time, which is me.
You get one thing.
Let's move it along.
We're trying to entertain people here.
I don't want to hear about how long you've been listening to the show.
But anyway, he brought up a good point.
You know that WNBA bitch who had marijuana vapes?
Hello?
So far it doesn't ring a bell.
Okay, I guess you don't read the news.
You should probably glance at a newspaper.
So she's a big woke chick.
She's a lesbian.
She took a knee.
She said she's not proud of her country.
So when she was stupid enough to bring marijuana to Moscow to play basketball over there, I was like, good bitch, rot.
Fuck you.
But after listening to Greg Kelly, who says, I don't care about her politics, she's an American.
She's one of us.
Bring her home.
I thought, yeah, that's so liberal of me to be like, yeah, have fun in prison.
You know, they always do that rape joke.
Oh, Bubba's going to be real happy to get James O'Keefe in his cell.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't drop the soap.
They're enjoying the idea of their political opponents being raped in the ass, which I assume would kill some of us, right?
I heard in Canada there was a prison where they would cut your ass with a razor blade so it would be nice and lubed and easy to get in and out of.
That's hidden a lot.
So wishing, she's looking at 10 years, by the way.
So wishing someone 10 years in prison for this much marijuana because she said some dumb shit, which I was talking trash about America when I was 18.
It was the punk thing to do.
I'm so bored with the USA, the clash.
I mean, that was the thing.
Fuck America, man.
Fucking racists.
They're Jesus freaks down there.
You know that they're all evangelicals and they don't believe in dinosaurs and they hate gays.
And they had a war trying to hold on to slavery.
They want slaves.
Fuck them.
Canada, growing up in Canada and Britain, you are fucking brainwashed about this country.
We honestly think that everywhere is like this Bible Belt lunacy.
I wish.
So yeah, and here's another thing about that.
You know Trump would have had her back in a minute.
Remember that rapper that got arrested?
And he's like, get him down here.
Or warm beer?
We got him a little late.
He lasted about 10 minutes after getting here, but we got him back.
And Trump would have got her back.
And here's the other thing.
And Greg didn't mention this, but it looks bad.
When we have an athlete stuck there going through some sort of bullshit, we look like shit.
We look like pussies.
So Russia right now is flexing.
They have the trial starts on Friday.
They're flexing, and they're like, look at your pussy president.
We can just randomly grab someone for the equivalent of jaywalking and just sentence them for 10 years.
And your president doesn't do shit.
He hasn't called the wife.
He hasn't contacted them.
Trump would have called her, be talking to him.
Very bad.
Very unfortunate.
Just a little bit of marijuana.
You know, you think that wouldn't be not such a big deal, right?
But it's kind of on the borderline, right?
What does he say to the seven-year-old about Santa?
Kind of vague.
Oh, it's kind of marginal, right?
Yeah.
Marginal.
Anyway.
71 shot, 8 killed.
I don't know how many.
Well, here's what they'll say.
Oh, so the media thinks that the lives in Chicago are more valuable in the north of Chicago than they are on the south side of Chicago.
The people doing this sure seem to think so.
Right.
Like, go door to door and try to solve those crimes.
You'll get told to fuck off.
By the way, that beats this guy's seven dead, dozens injured, versus 71 shot, eight killed.
Yeah.
And so I don't know.
And it's worse.
Why is it not worse that there are many, there are different people doing these shootings in Chicago versus one guy?
Well, here's the other problem.
They say the media won't talk about that.
The media can't go down there.
Oh, yeah.
No one's talking to them.
They can't get the story.
The story's not going to be correct.
Their lives are in danger just poking around.
They're going to be snitches.
So, sorry.
I mean, I'm of two minds about it because it does bother me that they never talk about it.
But I also understand why.
Go down there with a little notepad right now.
Go to Baltimore.
Excuse me.
Could you tell me anything about the shooting?
Was this yet again the same beef with the Bloodhound Crips?
Yes, I understand.
So now, Chi Chi Collins has been selling his Coke on this corner for how long?
And then the Bloodhounds moved in on it.
Okay.
So would you say that he's a whack-ass bitch if he doesn't let some blood spill for people selling on his corner?
Okay, good.
Now the prostitution...
24-year-old, 42-year-old, 38-year-old, 17-year-old, 24-year-old, a 30-year-old, another 24-year-old, a 31-year-old, 29-year-old, and not to take away from this, which is also horrible,
but it's just like, you know, this is happening as well.
You know what's funny.
I always say more guns, less crime.
But in the hood, guns are basically legal.
Like, you're not going to get arrested.
There's no cop presence in Baltimore and the south side of Chicago.
So in a way, it's almost racial.
Like, when more whites have guns, there's less crime, but it's not true when more blacks have guns.
Because like everyone has a gun in the south side of Chicago, and it's not going very well.
Am I proposing race-based gun laws?
No.
But these are the kind of subjects no one will discuss.
And as a remotely curious young person, you must be going, fuck this world, fuck this media.
I'm going to listen to censored.tv, where at least we pontificate and try to figure out what's going on and don't have these stringent no-go zones.
All right, that's all I...
What you got there?
I'm a product of MKUltra, and I am a liberal.
What's MKUltra again?
The mind control black budget government thing.
Is that all we wanted to cover for the news?
I'll do a lot more, I guess, on Friday's show.
But I'm late, so we had to just poop this out.
I think it went well.
Okay, let's get to the mailbag.
So we still don't know if your dad's ever seen that.
That interstitial?
No.
Yeah.
Unsure.
That would be...
I wonder if it would hurt his feelings.
Ryan, he didn't know I was on every show.
A Japanese person's feelings?
Yeah.
They were saying that about DeSantis, too, on the drive here, saying that he's not going to run for president because, or he shouldn't run for president because he's so young, he's not going to want to burn bridges because he has a bright future ahead of him.
So he's going to be too delicate.
And I'm like, I heard from insiders that he's on the spectrum, which I like.
Yeah.
Because it means he has no feelings.
So when they call him death DeSantis and all that shit, he's just like, I am Spock.
What else is going on?
So I don't think he'll be worried about burning bridges.
He'll just kill you.
There, you stop talking.
The Hunk and the Three.
This is the fat chick with the Hunk from Thursday's live show.
And then he has an Instagram link.
In the did a bit of digging, and this was a pic from almost 10 years ago, and she was fit and at least a decent 6'7.
They had been best friends before becoming married.
So he stayed fit and basically let her become the fat pig she is now.
Just seems a bit messed up for someone who supposedly is your longtime love.
Why would you let your girlfriend wife just kill herself over a decade?
I mean, there's fat and there's...
Boy, he really stayed in shape and she really did not.
That's really wild.
Yeah, I don't know.
I see the mentality there.
So the last time I sent you a pic, this is called Got Another Crazy Pick for Youth.
The last time I sent you a pic from this guy, you said it has to be a joke.
Here is another pic of this weirdo.
This guy is clearly a weird fetishist that gets off on black guys.
Why does it look like a black Johnny Depp?
Black baby on board.
Oh, it's me, fucking Johnny Depp, fuck.
R. Kelly's looking to get sentenced for all his sex trafficking and rape.
Yeah, he was on Suicide Watch.
I don't know, man.
I was looking at some of the cases.
There's pedophiles.
Like Drag Queen Story Hour, Child Porn, Reading to Little Kids.
I think we should separate that from young women.
Like, this is another unpopular opinion.
But when I look at the Jeffrey Epstein thing, I don't see a lot of 13-year-olds.
I see 16-year-olds, 17-year-olds coming back several times.
I think he, like, groomed underage chicks and then, like, but basically the kidnapping thing is pretty bad.
Sex trafficking, one cat of racketeering.
Who cares about racketeering?
Yeah, but you know how kidnapping is?
Yeah.
I know a guy who did time for kidnapping because during a fight, he picked up his girlfriend and moved her away from the door.
Right.
Or like she's in the car and she's like, let me out.
And you're like, well, I'm not going to let you out here, so we'll fucking keep driving.
Kidnapping.
McDonald's Happy Meal Box.
I got my kids' Happy Meals today.
Check out some of the families on this box.
I found this particularly sinister because it was part of a Find the Hidden Items game.
Like Find the Five Balloons, Find the Three Bumblebees.
Got to make sure the kids are looking real closely.
I wonder how long until we see Drag Queen toys.
Also, thanks for continuing to fight.
If it weren't for you, Shapiro and Peterson, I might have given up by now.
So gays, interracial gays.
Isn't it funny how when these artists draw interracial gay couples, they make the kids a mix of the two dads?
Oh, yeah, wait, what?
What?
So they have mulatto kids now?
Because he's white and he's black?
That's not how it works, guys.
Gays don't get pregnant in their butts.
And then you have these bitches who are being hidden because they are second-class citizens.
Like, not all cultures are the same.
Muslims covering their heads like that and men not having to is primitive.
It's a shitty culture.
Islam is a shitty culture.
It's not something we want kids to see and be happy about.
When you see a woman in a burqa, the proper reaction is, oh, fuck.
Sad.
You're seeing someone in chains.
No, it's my choice.
Oh, okay.
If it's your choice, choose not to wear it for one day and tell me how that works out for you.
The worst is when you see white women and they've converted.
You don't really see it in America.
Actually, you see some normal black girls who pick it up because Islam has taken off in prisons.
And I don't know, blacks think that being Christian is selling out a lot of the time.
So they chose Islam.
I mean, when I talk to Max and John in prison, this Muslim guy did that and this Muslim guy, it's always Muslims.
And they're never brown.
They're all races up there.
Anyway.
But when you see it in Britain and Australia, you see some smiling woman like she's like some MP and she changed.
She's like Sandra Maja Fahir.
You go, you fucking dummy.
Why would you go back in time?
Like, when did we do that?
A thousand years ago?
Fucking right-wing genocide.
Found people posting links to this subreddit in YouTube comment sections and then found this post among many others like it.
Nobody's attempting to radicalize other nobodies into right-wing genocide.
And then it says, I'm getting desperate.
Honestly, at this point, I feel that the only way to stop these right-wingers from ruining the world with their bigoted ideologies is to organize a nationwide genocide of conservatives.
Yeah.
The only way to save, to prevent death and destruction is to murder everyone.
Now I feel bad when the ghosts don't laugh.
Yeah.
That was funny, guys.
We just got to hope that they're like...
Yeah, fingers crossed.
I don't think they like pithy or witty.
They like more.
They're kind of dumb.
Maybe that's how they died.
Some fell on them.
They didn't install an AC right in the wind.
That's probably good, right?
But before that, the entire country needs to take a survey that asks about your political leanings and what you believe is right or wrong.
This is how we will choose who gets killed and who gets to live.
This is the only way we can stop this nationwide evil.
It's the only way we can protect people.
Yeah, this is how communists behave, and it leads to death and destruction.
This is what Mao decided when he killed 80 million.
This is what Stalin decided when he killed 40 million.
And Hitler, another socialist.
But this is what I was talking about with that basketball player.
I caught myself having this attitude of good rotten jail, bitch, because you don't agree with me.
And you took a niece.
You got to sit in a Russian prison, which must be amazing.
Pull up Moscow prison.
Like they'd ever show you the true picture, too.
Isn't there like a TV?
No, I'm not going to wish a decade of hell on someone because they made a political error and didn't like my guy.
Dear Gavin and Ryan, check out this video of a black Vietnamese hat-wearing street artist in Boston.
Have his resistance artwork ruined by some white people.
Watch from zero to 30 seconds in.
Funny photo at 50 seconds in.
Frankly, great clip he said he has.
That group allegedly attacked a man here near Copley Square on that Saturday afternoon.
The civil rights unit of Boston police is now investigating and leadership.
The assault is speaking out.
Another man Charles Morell evoking a song written long ago about African-American repression.
Now this Boston street artist was the victim of an assault.
I have always used art as a means of resistance.
Saturday, a group believed to be connected to Patriot Front, a designated hate group, paraded through the city of Boston, some carrying shields, their faces concealed, their shirts reading, Reclaim America.
I don't think these guys are feds anymore.
No time for hate.
Part of the assault on Morell captured in a photo.
He told police he was first shoved around, eventually knocked down, then hit and kicked.
Morel suffered cuts to his hand, his head and face requiring stitches.
I am appalled that even as a healer, I have to get my cup poured into in this incident.
But in this incident, I will continue to pour into others people's cup as a way to pour into colours.
Well, you know you're annoying when you find yourself siding with Patriot Friends.
Like, I don't, the picture is useless.
What happened?
Was he instigating it?
Did they just randomly go up to him and beat him?
You see, this is what the left wants so badly.
They want the Patriot Front to just go and hunt.
That's what they said about Proud Boys after the Max and John fight.
They said, they're going through the street beating up people that disagree with them.
Well, yeah, if those people are Antifa and they start the fight, sure.
Aren't you always fighting someone you disagree with?
Isn't that what the basis of all fights are?
I agree with you.
I guess sparring, you're fighting with someone you agree with.
Bell did not address the incident specifically, but hopes to use his art as a call to action in an upcoming concert on Copley Square.
And offering them a way to have a conversation about something this country has not opened up the dialogue yet.
Boston's black leaders say the city must do more to stop these people.
This country hasn't opened up a dialogue about slavery.
That's so true.
America never talks about racism and civil rights and all of our crimes and our history is past.
We should try that.
What do you think?
Like, maybe just once in school, they should mention that America had slaves and that we took this land from the Indians.
Don't you think?
Did that really happen or are you just making stuff up?
No.
Slaves?
There was the very beginning.
In 1619, you should read the 1619 project and you should read white fragility.
Like, you've got to educate yourself about this stuff.
So what happened was we brought slaves here around 1619.
I guess Christopher Columbus did it.
Right.
Oh, I remember Christopher Columbus.
Yeah.
Around this, right before that, we came in and the Indians were like, hello, welcome to the land.
Who are you, white man?
And we were like, whoa.
Killed them all.
That's fucked up.
Yeah.
And then we're like, we need buildings.
We need skyscrapers.
Right.
So we went to Africa and there was people that were like, and they would jump and they would play bongos, and they were, it was like a Wakanda meets Burning Man.
Nice.
It was beautiful.
They're friends with lions.
Right.
They're like on a lion, like, they eat the poop all over the place.
Right.
Then they show up like that elephant guy and they're like, hi, everybody.
Good afternoon, guys.
Yeah.
But monkeys are friends and they're sharing bananas and it's beautiful.
And then we were just like, we'd shoot the mother and the baby and the guy would be like, what have you done?
And the tiger would be like, I want me to get them, boss.
And then we'd shoot the tiger.
It would just rot.
They'd go extinct.
We killed all the buffaloes, too.
The Indians were like, would you like some buffalo meat?
We're like, first you, then your gay buffalo.
Wow.
Yeah.
So then we took those guys, put them in a ship.
In a ship.
Basically emptied Africa.
We came up with this idea, by the way.
We called it Slaveri originally.
And then we built them.
We said, okay, get to work.
We use the N-word.
Get to work.
And they're like, okay, okay, please don't shoot us.
And they built the Empire State Building of everything.
This, this, everything.
And then...
That's crazy.
We treated them like shit, denied them no education.
I would like to be a lawyer.
I built your buildings now.
And we went, you ain't going to be no lawyer, boy.
That's happening right now.
That's happening right now.
Yeah, that part I see all the time.
And then if we catch them with a book, we're like, what the fuck?
Where'd you get this?
Please, please, I want to become an accountant.
I already did all the building you made me do.
And then just go to jail.
And then we sent them all to jail.
That's why I don't go to all black neighborhoods because I feel bad.
They're so skittish.
You walk by them and they're just like, they flinch.
Well, that's year generations and generations of trauma.
And they ask you if you want a dollar, be like, excuse me, can you have a dollar?
And you're like, no, I'm all right.
That's their culture.
And I feel like.
Because we took the nicest, sweetest guys and we killed them and brought them over here.
I forgot one part.
Britain was kind of involved in some of this, but they said, hey, guys, should we end slavery?
And we were like, out, there's the door.
Bye-bye.
Oh, that's why the split happened.
That's why they're...
Between the British and the...
Yeah, yeah.
Damn.
So we need to open a conversation.
Sure.
And address this.
And I think, so now the smartest thing to do is first tell everyone that, what I just told you.
It's oppression lore.
The oppression lore.
Make sure we know our history.
And then we should give all black people a million dollars each.
That's not bad.
And then that's still not going to solve it.
That's just like that'll try to get us back to zero base.
Right.
You know what I'll start with if we're doing conversations?
Let's see what happened with that guy.
Let's see your stitches.
I'm guessing, and I'm not defending Patriot Front.
I'm guessing he came at them and he had some dumb painting in his hand.
They said, get the fuck out of our face.
They maybe used a racial epithet.
And then he kept getting in their grill and they shoved him and his art fell.
And then that's when he put gauze on his finger and said, I got invisible stitches.
They call him Gazi Kozo.
Yeah, that picture kind of.
He's got his hand clamping on the other guy's face.
Maybe someone was minding their own business and got jumped.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's just a convenient picture.
If you have one picture, so somebody took a picture and not a video?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, that happens.
Where's the video?
There's video of everything.
There's a video of this right now.
I'm filming this.
Oh, shit.
Hey, guys, very rare occurrence, but this guy who knew the shooter had the balls to speak out and bring up the public a glimpse of reality.
And he says, as someone who studied psychology and has an unused master's degree in social work, I could tell when I saw the shooter's selfies at Trump rallies and his leftist Twitter likes that he is simply a disaffected 22-year-old.
He's disconnected from the rest of society, and those shock posts are just a way of acting out.
Just like the majority of Pepe memes, just like the punks in the 80s, just like Garj Kids in the 90s.
You'll notice that he's always alone at those Trump rallies and is wearing nonsense like a Where's Waldo costume as if to say, look where I am.
Has nothing to do with allegiance as any idiot can hold up a Trump or an Antifa flag.
Randy Newman sang the N-word a bunch of times.
I didn't make him racist.
If you watch any of Crimo's music videos, they're less inspiring than Corey Feldman.
And that might even be what he was going for.
It's lo-fi rap.
He may have known a few people who helped him produce this stuff, but he was likely a loner who hated his dad and never figured out life.
Right, so when I was shitting on video games earlier, I'm not talking about you playing them.
Or I know Anthony Coome loves Call of Duty.
I'm saying when one of these weirdos, Crimo, plays it for six hours, it has adverse effects.
See the video of him saying bye to the FBI?
Like, bye.
Bye, FBI guy.
But that's kind of a joke that I know people do.
Stop trying to find out whose team the bad guy is on.
He's on Team Lunatic.
Yeah, nobody claims this guy.
Yeah, if it comes to ISIS, you want to know what team they're on because that's a fastidious plan to destroy Western culture.
Convert or die.
That's different.
I will cool with him too, and he was definitely a troll, but for the most part, bro, was a chill rapper and we just smoked and made music.
Oh, he seems really chill.
Is he alive?
Did they shoot him?
I think they took him alive.
Right?
I saw that picture of him being arrested.
You know, they always complain about that in the hood.
They go, yo, Dylan Roof arrested.
This dude arrested.
Whenever there's a black shooter, he dead every single time.
And it's like the argument is that cops are like, finally, I get an excuse to shoot one of these.
No.
Ironically, most of the time the black guys do suicide death by cop, where they come at the cop shooting the whole time.
they don't want to be taken alive.
And part of that is because you've convinced them that cops are racist and they're going to kill them anyway.
And there's no sense in even trying because you're dead meat.
And I can't, I've talked to a lot of blocks.
They're like, every time I get in my car, I don't know if I'm coming home.
Where'd you...
Who got in there?
Did you wear headgear when you sparred?
Yes.
Was your forehead tender?
It wasn't.
I did a pretty good job blocking, honestly.
Yes.
But I was exhausted after round one.
Didn't go for round three.
Parsimony is usually the way to go.
What's parsimony mean again?
Parsimony?
Anyway.
Did you find a Moscow prison yet?
No.
Shockingly, there's not a lot of documentation on that.
But I remember there was a documentary about Moscow prison, and a woman was pregnant in there, and it was very fluffy and nice.
Yeah, see, that's the problem with these fucking Eastern Europeans.
People always tell me it's not communist anymore.
Okay, what is it?
Capitalist?
Brutal criminals.
Holds roughly 700 of Russia's most dangerous killers.
Rot there, because you took a knee.
Pedophiles.
To call them people, it makes your tongue bin backwards just to say it.
I have never felt any sympathy for them.
Nikolai Astankov is serving a life sentence for killing an entire family and burning their bodies in the forest.
If you constantly think about how you are here, what is waiting for you, that you won't ever get free, that you are left here alone, you simply won't make it.
Why would you want to make it?
Anyway, what's with people wanting Julian Assange pardoned?
He's a foreign agent.
We don't know what his true motives were.
He's Australian.
Australia is Marxist as fuck.
Send him back to whatever other country and let him rot.
He's not an American citizen.
He has zero rights to the First Amendment.
Do we let China's media steal our classified data?
Russian media?
Any country?
Trade Assange for Greiner.
That's the basketball player, right?
And Edward Snowden.
Execute Snowden.
Oh, at least shitbag Bradley Tranny Manning got some punishment and a dishonorable discharge.
If I would have done what they did when I was working with classified materials in the 80s, I would have been executed.
I have no sympathy for them.
They want sympathy?
It's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.
Damn.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
That is a good point.
It's kind of like the opposite of the chick.
Even though you don't agree with her, you don't want her to go to prison.
It's like even though we agree with what he did by hacking our government, he's a foreign guy who hacked our government.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
Huh.
And but like the arguments are that he put people in jeopardy.
And the one against that is we want government transparency.
We want to know what these fuckers are up to.
I hate the government.
Is this...
I'm going to see if this is footage.
Is this the guy recording this?
Nazis out of Boston!
Nazis out of Boston!
Nazis out of Boston!
Nazis out of Boston!
Nazis out of Boston!
Nazis out of Boston!
Nazis out of Boston!
No, looks to be something else.
Because there were no shields there and there were shields in the other one.
Watch stealing gone run.
Guys, this one fucking guy sends me like five emails a day at least.
Gavin the Jap spent entire minutes trying to rate Nassim Pedrad out of 10 and I'm confounded.
In some videos, the proper measure, my gut is pushing 8.3 and other times it's like 5.
Some of the girls, especially like Middle Eastern or Indian girls, like Turkish and Iranians and East Indians, they're like these flashes, sparkles where they're a 10.
Right.
And then they can also just...
For me, it's like I feel like they have like a high tide and a low tide.
And their landscape of beauty changes depending on lighting, the amount of makeup, and how much salt they've eaten that day or something.
Like, because their nose can puff up, or it could be rather slim.
Like, it's weird.
Her specifically.
She looks kind of weird.
I've always thought she was pretty, but.
You know what's a good way to get over this is video.
Right, because that's one angle.
Yeah, because I'm seeing some pics where she looks like a cute, little petite, funny gal, and then other pics where she looks like someone's mushing her face.
I love how these white girls think they're a woman of color because they're from Iran or have a weird name.
She kind of looks like a dark crystal puppet.
Yeah, I'm seeing that.
Is this why they did it in the dark?
So we couldn't rate her.
What's with the lighting?
Yeah, what's for being here in person?
Of course.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks for giving me a reason to shower.
I can't hear shit.
And thank you for showering.
By the way, I watched your show and it is so fun.
The dark crystal, and it was so good.
It was such a strange show and so good.
I really think it's a fantastic show.
And I'll tell you.
This is the second time we've discussed this, Chick and showed this clip.
She plays a dude.
She plays like a dude.
What is going on?
Yeah, that should be the slogan.
What is going on?
What is going on?
Yeah.
Okay, so she's a...
This is a 6-point.
I was just like, I have to find out what's going on.
4.
6.5?
I heard in the fifth grade, so.
That's higher than a 6.
It's not a 7.
6.8.
This is her done-up and everything, man.
She's a 6-point.
She's not a 6.8.
You're nuts.
What's her name again?
Nassim Pedrad Bikini.
You theorized in this clip that Joe Biden is an alpha male.
I strongly disagree.
Remember that Bernie was ahead in the primaries before the DNC shoved Biden down everyone's throats?
Joe was never in charge.
He's simply an empty vessel.
Well, there's several Joes.
Like the Joe Biden who didn't want his kids in a racial jungle and was talking about throwing the book at everyone.
And what else did he say when he said he was hanging out with the Klan, Robert Bird?
That was an alpha.
He was evil.
I mean, the scams that he set up with his son involve hundreds of millions of dollars.
The guy was an alpha.
Now he's dead.
As for Joe's handlers, maybe you'll find an alpha male somewhere behind the scenes, but it's more likely that they're just depraved bottom, blah, blah, blah.
Biden gets angry, that doesn't make him an alpha.
So yeah, he's not a person anymore.
He's barely alive.
I think Greg Kelly was talking today about running for mayor of New York.
This is a gay for men video?
You know, wait a minute.
Stop, stop, stop.
Yeah, stop.
Don't show that.
Okay.
That's the final video.
Okay.
So we don't play the gay for men bumper.
What?
We won't play the gay for men bumper.
Correct.
Okay.
July shooter vids.
Lots of talk today about the shooter, so I thought I'd offer you some fodder archive videos of the shooter's self-made rap content full of weird allusion to police shootouts, unrecorded love, and schizophrenia.
The wall by his bed is adorned solely with what looks like a laminated newspaper story of Lee Harvey Oswald's murder, high-powered rifle, rooftop.
I gotta find out if he's dead.
And do you want to click on that video?
Yeah, it linked to the front page, so I'm trying to look for it.
Oh, I hate when people do that.
War woman's clothing during the attack.
I'll open that one up.
Wait.
No, no.
I'm talking about the email that says July 4 shooters.
Oh, it's on the Donald.
Yeah.
But there's no...
People learn how to use the fucking internet, please.
There's no specific thing.
Here's one on him.
Thus, further the investigation and aid investigators.
One point I just want to clarify is Robert Cremo III.
He's 21.
He'll be 22 in September of this year, and he's a resident of Highwood.
So throughout the past 24 hours, investigators have spoken with numerous witnesses, some of the survivors.
They've had the opportunity to review numerous video clips, both from cell phone video recordings and fixed cameras in the area.
And they've conducted a number of other follow-up investigations.
And where we're at at this point in the investigation, and some of this is still preliminary, so is subject to change as we keep moving.
Yeah, he was apprehended at approximately 6:30 p.m. over eight hours after the shooting.
So I don't think he's not dead.
I need to just do it.
It is my destiny.
Everything has led up to this.
Nothing can stop me, not even myself.
Is there such thing as free will?
Or has this been planned out?
Yikes.
Theory.
It's not much of a rapper.
No.
Okay, let's fucking jag out the fucking vinyl mid.
I told you I just crammed this episode together on a shoestring.
So that Gay for Men video is the final video.
I didn't have a final video ready.
Let's see it.
What's he doing?
Making flour?
He's got some hay there?
So first what you...
Is this how you make wool?
This looks hard.
Might be a really harsh blow-up doll?
This is how you make it.
They call me Splinter Dick.
This is how you make black ladies' hair?
What the fuck is he making?
Wool.
A mess.
Is this like sweaters?
Oh, so then you weave it into a...
So how you make string?
How do they make car string?
This is yarn.
Yarn.
Jesus, that looks like a pain in the ass.
May you just go buy some?
I'll pay for it.
I tried to conceive of how they make car bodies in a factory, like how they tell the machines to contour the metal, and I'm like, I'm done.
Too hard.
This is sick.
What are you guys doing?
This is insane.
And why are you wearing a suit?
This looks hard.
You guys almost done?
Maybe Pendleton isn't expensive.
Looks like about a fair price.
We're almost ready with our first piece of string.
Okay, then we put it on this thing.
Then we combine them all to make a rope.
Oh.
Jesus.
Almost ready there, bud?
So now he's going to make what?
Then he hangs himself with a noose.
There, I made some rope.
The longest suicide ever recorded.
Dude, don't bother doing that.
Next time, just buy some from Home Depot.
It's at Home Depot, dude.
So yeah, tomorrow we're with Aunt Compound Censored.
And Thursday is the live show.
Maddie will be here.
I'm trying to get a new whackpacker.
She's been sending me emojis of mailboxes and little kids.
I don't know what's going on with her, but we'll see.
And then Friday, of course, will be a normal show.
We've got a lot of shows planned, live shows.
We're going to do Vegas, Westfest.
We're going to do Dallas.
And I think there's a Long Island show or maybe a New York show.
Hope no one gets arrested.
So stay tuned.
Lots of exciting stuff from the horizon.
Happy July 4th.
Let's get back to work.
We had our fun.
And if you are going back to work, remember, be yourself.
Be honest.
And even if that means that you lose your job, you got to be you.
So get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
Bye-bye.
Don't watch it.
So you say.
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