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July 7, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #156 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AND BABIES

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	When I was young, I from New York It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
	But communism is on the rise and Satan has a new disguise.
	Be careful of the calmy lies.
	Swallow them and freedom dies.
	The USA must realize that she's the biggest prize.
	Why be surprised when they retreat?
	Their major weapon is deceit.
	When will we learn?
	Alas, alas?
	It's three steps forward, two steps back.
	Be careful of the come that was Janet Green and her hit single, Commie Lies.
	Welcome back to GOML Live.
	We are here shooting early today because I got to stay, I'm afraid.
	Welcome back, Mr. Maddie O. What's going on, people?
	Has it only been a week?
	A week since.
	Since you were last here?
	Did you miss last episode?
	I was here.
	I feel like we haven't seen you here in a long time.
	Oh, it was a holiday weekend.
	You went away?
	I went.
	Where did you go?
	Pelham.
	Oh, we did an early show last, right?
	Yeah, we did an early show last time, too.
	Oh, right.
	Fuck.
	It's becoming a pattern here.
	Already, then.
	What did you do?
	You sound kind of secretive.
	I stayed local.
	I go to the south side of Norochell.
	We all get together every 4th of July.
	It's a big thing.
	Is it bikers?
	No, just anyone who lived on.
	I mean, anyone from Norochell can go, you know, oh, so it's old neighborhood guys.
	And how were the fireworks?
	Oh, it's awesome.
	Brian's putting a you got him?
	Yeah, I got it.
	Do you want to show it?
	I don't know if you want to show it, frankly.
	Put it on.
	All right, we'll show it.
	We're going to show it in a big way.
	Everyone goes, how much did they spend on it?
	I said, oh, probably $12, $15,000.
	Fucking crazy.
	That's a lot of fireworks.
	I've seen $10,000 worth, and it's about this desk.
	Oh, no, just the whole room.
	That's not everything.
	That's not what.
	It can't be everything.
	You go off while you're filming.
	You need a lot of people to set those up.
	There's probably 30 people doing this.
	Like, watch.
	This is in the backyard.
	Holy shit.
	Dude, that's the most insane fireworks I've seen in my life as far as the volume.
	It must have gone on for hours.
	No, but it's funny because, you know, the cops always come.
	And this year they were like, all right, listen.
	We'll give you 15 minutes to wrap it up.
	Really?
	Like, go towards the end, a couple minutes, like a minute or two before the end.
	Did they all get set off?
	No, there was a few things that didn't.
	So how long was the beginning?
	About a half an hour total.
	But I mean, we go out, we set it all up.
	Hold on, keep going.
	No, like, go, like, scroll, like, scrub a little.
	Oh, you can.
	That's pretty intense.
	Hey, you're right there.
	Where do you go?
	Phantom and PA?
	No, they go out, like, past, I think, Ohio, something like that.
	That's those 10,000 shot belts pulling off.
	Has inflation hit fireworks?
	Yeah.
	Good stuff.
	Good morning.
	Wow, that's great.
	That's better than ours.
	They did them locally, like the local town did.
	Village, I should say.
	And they were so good that we sort of were like, all right, what are we going to do?
	Spend 800 bucks?
	There was a new one.
	Did I talk about this already?
	A new firework I'd never seen before.
	This insane light.
	It looked like it was this big.
	It just goes up, lights up the whole sky, and comes down again.
	There's no boom.
	It's just a big glowing ball.
	So today we are free for the first half hour or so.
	Then we go behind the paywall.
	We take calls.
	We read letters.
	And we have a super chat where we read all the $100 ones.
	And all that money goes to Max and John, who were getting out of prison in about eight months.
	These are friends of ours who were jumped by Antifa.
	240 days.
	Subsequently beat the shit out of them, and that's verboten.
	Self-defense is verboten in New York.
	We just saw that dude the other day, old man, gets attacked in a bodega for not giving out free crisps.
	And he knives the guy to death because that's what you do when your life is in danger.
	You fight back.
	But nope, not in New York.
	That's not permitted.
	So yeah, we want them to have some money when they get out.
	I keep asking our tech guy for what the total is so far.
	My gut says we've raised about two grand.
	No, more than that.
	No?
	A cumulative since we started?
	Yeah.
	Well, more than that.
	$700 billion and a trillion $300,000 billion.
	Brian, it's very unprofessional for your mouse to be visible when you play drops.
	It's great.
	We don't give a damn.
	What's your guess?
	I say right around five grand mark.
	Yeah, I mean, I guess every episode will have $300 or $400 ones, and then like $20, $10.
	Every penny counts.
	$40, $40, $45, $40.
	$40, $45.
	It sucks that we can't have a huge party for them.
	Like in the movies, when the guy gets out of jail, there's someone there, the gates open up, he's got his paper bag, and you go, what's up, my man?
	Next time you speak to him, you got to ask him if they have on their supervised release, if they have special conditions of non-association.
	Oh.
	Well, you've been visiting.
	It doesn't make a difference.
	That don't hit the street.
	That's when that'll take effect.
	That'll be weird.
	That'll be the end of our friendship: is them getting out of jail because they can't associate with them.
	They're only on parole for a couple years.
	Yeah.
	Supervised release will be.
	Right, because the new parole is cut in half.
	This episode is brought to you by Johnny Apple CBD.
	What's that?
	Someone just got out of jail?
	Paulie.
	So you wouldn't be allowed out that late.
	When you get out, you got 72 hours of report to your P.O. Okay.
	Especially because, well, John has got to go out to Chicago.
	They've got to give him travel time.
	Oh, I see.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You know.
	So maybe we could have a party up there.
	Yeah.
	It would have to be like local.
	Well, there's a town like an hour away.
	Two hours away, that nice ski town.
	I mean, I don't know where Max lives.
	Is Max from New York?
	Yeah.
	Oh, so then he's, you know, he's got 72 hours, but I want to go and get it over with.
	Yeah, so we could stay at a hotel that night.
	Because I know they want to fuck their girlfriends and or wife, but when it's been four years in prison, you're not going to be banging all night.
	No.
	Not going to last too long.
	Yeah, so we'll wait the 30 seconds in the lobby.
	Yeah.
	And then we'll come meet.
	All right, they should be done.
	This isn't footage from their girlfriends.
	Well, waiting.
	Before they're done saying, waiting.
	Zenoa's getting fucking shredded.
	Oh, no way.
	She's lost 50 pounds.
	She's a professional bodybuilder now.
	No, not a bodybuilder.
	She's a strong woman.
	That's powerlifter.
	So, like, she just sent me this footage of her, these competitions where she's lifting up this fucking cement sphere, this ball this big that you got to put over your head.
	Those kind of things, those strongman things.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Let's start the show.
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	She had to put an ice pack on her chest, and I had to be the court jester for like three hours to stop her from freaking out.
	Wait, this one.
	We got a review.
	You want to see it?
	Yeah.
	Lads have been catching up on the shows today.
	Gavin opened up with a comment on edibles, how it struck a chord, so to speak.
	I've been taking Johnny Apple CBD for at least a year now.
	Last time the wife ordered, she purchased Delta 8 as well.
	I took one with two beers while watching another Unfunny SNL.
	About 2 a.m., I went to bed, started hearing a large presence making snorting sounds around the bedroom.
	I was concerned a bit, but couldn't move.
	The next thing I remember, my heart started thumping like I was tits deep on a Peloton bike.
	I got out of bed, put on my Apple Watch, and my heart rate was like 160.
	I freaked out and woke up the wife as she thought I was having a heart attack.
	I could control it with breathing, but if I stopped consciously regulating how I breathed, it would fire up again.
	My max heart rate was 180 now.
	I really thought I was going to kick the can that night.
	I have taken regular edibles for years, but that Delta 8 gummy was a different type of high.
	Have you guys felt an increase of heart rate after eating THE?
	Eat half.
	Don't think it's just everything.
	Oh, it's Delta 8.
	It's not going to get...
	Dude.
	Remember when you're...
	Okay, that's enough, Johnny Apple.
	Remember when you were a kid, a teenager, and you were trying something like acid or shrooms?
	And you'd take a paper blot or whatever, and be like, this doesn't work on me.
	Yeah, we'll take another one.
	Yeah.
	I've done that.
	These mushrooms don't work.
	Did you, can you?
	Can you get your money back?
	These suck.
	And then, wow.
	Tripping balls.
	What the fuck have I done?
	I'm going to die.
	I remember being like, this should be more than $8.
	It was $8 for the tab.
	I was like, because this is like a day-long thing.
	Like, it should be more money so that way you realize what you're in for.
	$8, like, yeah, fucking...
	Yeah, it was $4 when I was your age.
	Yeah, you should buy a blot over of $100 for $400.
	Yeah, it should be more money just to let you know how much you're in for.
	Yeah, you're right.
	It should be $100.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I mean, the slingshot ride is like $50.
	Yeah.
	And that's, what, 30 seconds?
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Depending on if you're awake for it or not.
	Then you get older and you start having genuine problems and genuine concerns, and you're like, I can't do those anymore.
	Yeah.
	Can't do MDMA, LSD, mushrooms.
	Normal people are micro-dosing mushrooms these days.
	Yeah.
	Yes, I've heard of that.
	I could get into that.
	DMT.
	I remember doing that towards the end of my acid days.
	We would take a little sheet, you know, the little tiny square, and then with Swiss Army knife scissors, you'd cut off like a pube.
	Yeah.
	And It was good.
	But beers beer.
	Beer will do you.
	As you get older.
	Yesterday I was having some beers with Anthony after the show and I go, Oh, fuck, I gotta get my train.
	Run to the train station, the subway, to get to the train station.
	Fucking just got it in time.
	Jump through the doors.
	Yes.
	Fuck it.
	I'm no dummy.
	I know how to schedule.
	And then I started seeing the numbers go down.
	I'm going down.
	I'm going fucking south.
	Nice.
	Then I came back and there was these teenage, not teenage, but like 20-something fans that were there.
	And I had to hang out with them.
	Torture.
	That's the worst thing that happened yesterday.
	It wasn't a bad day.
	Yeah.
	And, well, the Mets almost lost again.
	Oh, they've been on a boom.
	Dude, I was so fucking stressed out.
	We still got to go to that game.
	We got to make that makeup.
	Oh, yeah.
	You've already paid for it, right?
	Yeah.
	I got six tickets.
	We got the sword of Gamacles hanging over our head.
	In the news today, well, let's do the Start the Show graphic.
	Ah.
	Yes, of course.
	The Start the Show graphic.
	Yeah, we're starting the show.
	That's right.
	And we love it.
	We think it to be great.
	I just can't seem to get where it comes from.
	Oops.
	No, that's not correct.
	There we go.
	All right.
	Let's start the show.
	Bye-bye.
	My arrow's wrong.
	It comes from this direction and goes that way, right?
	Left to right.
	Yeah.
	Do you want to try it again?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Let's start the show.
	Yeah.
	Beautiful, beautiful boomer.
	Left to right.
	You want to try it again?
	Me and right.
	Matty seems pretty confident about it.
	I think he's got it.
	You want to try it?
	Me?
	Yeah.
	Sure.
	Here we go.
	Let's start the show.
	Nice.
	Got it.
	Very well done.
	You want to see a master do it?
	I would do it, but I don't know if you want me to.
	Yeah, I want to see you do it.
	You want to see me show you guys up?
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Is he going to slap?
	What the fuck?
	Hi, Mr. Trump.
	I do a great impression of you at a moment.
	It was okay, but you fucked up when Trump was there.
	I got nervous.
	That's what it was.
	I got novice.
	We're still taking super chats, by the way.
	This is like a regular show, guys.
	So super chats, you know what to do.
	You go to the page.
	I feel like people who have enough money to donate super chats are at work right now.
	Maybe.
	But maybe it's the only way that they can't call in, so this is the only way to interact with the show.
	That's fine.
	This is a quiet way to do it.
	You go to live show banner on the site, and then you click this button.
	It'll walk you through it.
	Do you know anything about the Georgia Guidestones?
	I have never heard of them before until today.
	Really?
	Until today.
	Some anonymous rich guy made these giant tablets for life after a nuclear war.
	And it's some tips on surviving the new world.
	But it's pretty globalist.
	Although, can you be a globalist if the world's been annihilated?
	Like, I'm not really against globalism if there's no globe.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	So it said on the maintain humanity under 500 million.
	Eugenics.
	That's not a lot of people.
	For an Earth.
	That's a little bit more than America.
	Yeah.
	Well, there they are blown up.
	Silver car.
	They blowed up good.
	They then bloated it up.
	They weren't that big.
	Like, to be the most amazing American Stonehenge, they're like 16 feet high.
	So that's the mysterious car.
	Now, is it...
	I don't even know.
	I haven't really had a chance to...
	I was consumed with other stories, but that was a pretty powerful explosion.
	Yeah.
	But who would have done it?
	Who's against it?
	Who's for it?
	Who's...
	Well, I'll tell you, there's this chick.
	She's a Georgia politician.
	She's doing pretty well, and she's always been bitching about these things.
	She calls them satanic.
	Let me just read you what it said on them.
	Because after that, they said, oh, it's a hazard.
	They're going to fall.
	So they totally destroyed them.
	Guide reproduction wisely is number two.
	Unite humanity with a living new language.
	That's like that Esperanza shit.
	That's globalist.
	Number four, rule passion, faith, tradition, and all things with tempered reason.
	Sounds anti-religious.
	Number five, protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
	Good.
	Six, let all nations rule internally, resolving external disputes in a world court.
	I don't like the word world.
	Seven, avoid petty laws and useless officials.
	Good.
	Eight, balance personal rights with social duties.
	Nine, prize truth, beauty, love, and seeking harmony with the infinite.
	No, I'm not doing that.
	Be not a cancer on earth.
	Leave room for nature.
	Leave room for nature is written twice.
	What a weird fucking guy.
	Like, you think the whole earth's going to be gone, and there's going to be a bunch of new leaders.
	That's when it was previously vandalized.
	That are walking around going, what should we do?
	What should we do?
	What should we do?
	And then they see that.
	It's got like 10 different languages, Chinese, Hebrew.
	Is it privately owned?
	They don't know who built it, still to this day.
	Well, it was an anonymous donor.
	I think it was on city land, the government land.
	Government property.
	Yeah.
	Obama is a Muslim.
	I see.
	But check out that woman.
	This is a woman who a lot of people are saying could be responsible.
	Candice Taylor.
	So she made a video on Brumble saying, I'll fucking sue you if you accuse me of doing that.
	She's right?
	No?
	She looks a little bit law and order.
	For two years, I have been running for office.
	I ran for U.S. Senate and I ran for the governor's.
	Go to her Twitter page.
	She's like, we need to take these stones down, these satanic tablets.
	They are the work of the devil.
	No, they're the work of a weird rich guy.
	And now they're gone.
	They're the work of some Spanish guys who made them.
	Yeah, but like, I don't like let all nations rule eternally, resolving external disputes in a world court the way it is today because these globalists are determined to make us all one person.
	But if there's been a nuclear war and there's only 500 million people in the entire world, I can rethink globalism.
	Yeah.
	Keep going down?
	No, no.
	God is all by himself.
	Maybe she's deleted these?
	Well, there's a pinned tweet saying that she wants to take them down on May 2nd.
	And also, it's weird because they just installed floodlights and cameras right before this happened.
	Which is odd.
	I think she deleted them.
	Maybe.
	Stop.
	Everyone's concerned about moral population.
	Yeah, she had just posted that we have to take these down and they're evil.
	And they're satanic.
	I'm the only candidate bold enough to stand Luciferian cabal.
	Luciferian cabal.
	Elect me governor of Georgia and I'll bring the satanic regime to its knees and demolish the Georgia guidestones.
	That seems like a weird priority.
	Like even if it was satanic and globalist, I'd be like, there's some weird fucking stones over here.
	You want to go check them out?
	Don't take down any statues.
	No.
	I know a lot of friends that have gone there.
	The Confederate statues, they're the losers.
	Okay, fine.
	They wanted slavery.
	All right, that's interesting.
	It's like burning a book.
	Oh, really?
	Would you like to have Hitler statues in Germany?
	They have Mao statues in China.
	Wow.
	It marks time.
	Exactly.
	Let you know where you've been.
	Sacrifice.
	We're still doing it in present day by killing our unborn.
	It's the same demon.
	It's killing our unborn.
	It's the same sacrifice.
	It's the same sin.
	It's just a different time.
	This is a long shit.
	I love that accent.
	I've never banged a southern chick.
	I have, but it's funny, like a Spanish chick.
	Why are you doing this?
	Because she looks Spanish?
	We don't.
	And she got the Southern accent like that.
	But was she talking dirty?
	In a Southern accent?
	I have throughout the South.
	That's great.
	I've never had that.
	Well, you didn't grow up in America.
	True, true.
	Seth Rogan has just done his nails in a new pattern, and it's a pattern that he's been using in his pottery recently.
	So it's pretty exciting.
	There's his nails.
	I'm not sure what gloop is, but it's probably a t-shirt or something.
	Like, this is what living in LA does to you.
	What is going on there?
	Is that you're going for the Pete Davidson dollar?
	I don't know.
	And Crip Daddy brought this to my attention and reminded me that it's exactly like the scene from 40-year-old Virgin when Seth and Paul Rudd are discussing homosexuality.
	I think, I mean, that sounds gay.
	I just want you to know that this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay.
	Like, there's this, and then in a year, it's like, oh, you know, I kind of want to get back out there, but I think I like guys.
	And then there's the big, oh, I'm a gay guy now.
	You're gay for saying that.
	I'm gay for saying that.
	You know, I know you're gay?
	How?
	How do you know I'm gay?
	Because you macromade yourself.
	He's got genius.
	You just told me you're not sleeping with women.
	You know how I know that you're gay?
	How?
	Because you're gay.
	You got some people that have been to his house.
	He's kind of.
	You know how I know you're gay?
	Kind of gay?
	I'm not saying it.
	Why not?
	What, we don't out people?
	I'm trying to think of...
	Before I hear, I'd have to confirm with the person who told me.
	Well, look it up, Ryan.
	Did Seth Rogan come out and I didn't notice?
	He likes to do a lot of partying and sit naked on his couch with people in his house.
	Ew.
	You know, a penis is not a good-looking thing.
	But I may have the name confused.
	Because I don't pay attention to all these guys.
	Oh.
	Okay, there's a couple things I got lined up.
	One of them.
	So you have a certain celebrity in the movie confess that he's gay.
	Yeah.
	Could you do me a favor right now and just make this the interview of a lifetime?
	And could one of you confess to me that you're gay?
	You want to come out of the closet for me right now?
	We could work.
	Could you do it?
	Could you?
	We're both gay.
	We're both gay.
	I knew it.
	Now are you dating each other?
	Are you dating James Franco?
	Remember that fucking movie, the interview?
	We pussied out as a nation and refused to show it in theaters because there was a rumor that Kim Jong-un was offended by it and he might hurt us.
	That was a dark time.
	I remember being like, okay, fine.
	Without even him saying anything, there was a rumor that he had threatened America and we all shut in our drawers.
	Fucking pussy central.
	How embarrassing.
	Now this is about his gay nails.
	Seth Rogan's fan slammed gay remarks as actor rocks Orange Nails.
	He rocked.
	Doesn't he rock those nails?
	He fucking rocks those nails.
	So what is it?
	He's got a limited run of these gloopy ashtrays that he makes, ceramic ashtrays.
	Each one comes with a signed certificate, and he did his gay little nails for the gay.
	So I guess he makes one and then some Chinese slaves duplicate it.
	Make the rest, yeah.
	More likely.
	His latest weed pottery creation.
	Seth Rogan is sorry for all those gay jokes, 2019.
	I'm so nauseated by Hollywood.
	I can only tolerate it in small little doses.
	I mean, talking to Josh yesterday about comedy clubs and how the whole genre of stand-up comedy has been obliterated by faggotry And feminism and affirmative action, where the perfect example is Bill Burr's new special, where the main thread is: everyone is racist,
	white women are annoying, Kyle Rittenhouse is a racist, and abortion is awesome.
	And it's not remotely funny, totally embarrassing.
	And all of the communities were chosen not by how funny they are.
	These are not friends who kill.
	These are friends who are gay, female, black, Asian, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	So fucking boring.
	Did you see the congresswoman from Rhode Island?
	She came out or put out a video last night, late last night, whatever.
	And she's blaming everyone that it's racist that they don't like black gay women.
	Yes.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	That's 1-7.
	She twerks in a video.
	She stands on her head and shows her disgusting.
	Did you hear her saying, oh, look at that ass.
	Look at that ass.
	She's like talking to herself as she's filming it.
	She's like, oh, yeah, that ass.
	Well, this is a running theme for today's episode is affirmative action.
	Affirmative actions ruin comedy, and look what it's done to politics.
	Vote Senator Mac.
	Vote Senator Mac.
	She's a senator.
	She's running for re-election, not election.
	She's already been elected.
	Senator Mac.
	You don't know how the other one where she talks about it?
	How she's getting ripped off.
	Go to her 1-8.
	She says, well, if you check her TikTok, she's using it from the official TikTok of her district.
	This isn't her personal TikTok.
	So she has 16 responses to this.
	It's taking up all of her time.
	But the conversation has not shifted towards why my body is a topic of conversation in the news in the first place.
	A little over two weeks ago, the United States Supreme Court overturned Roe versus Wade.
	So if you act like a fucking imbecile, we shouldn't talk about it because abortion is not illegal.
	She put her body out there.
	You twerked upside down.
	We've never seen a politician do that.
	Your ass sucks, by the way.
	You may want to have a great ass if you're going to be twerking upside down.
	What I'm saying is, you put the video up.
	Yeah.
	You asked for this, you stupid bitch.
	On the door to the shit.
	And then she's like, why is everyone talking about it?
	Go to the next one, 1-9.
	But they're not accepting of a black.
	What did she say?
	The black.
	Oh.
	She said, y'all have to watch how you talk about black and queer women.
	Look at all these responses.
	When she was a teacher, she taught it in her classroom.
	Oh.
	So the bottom left there is the twerk one, and then the remaining 16 are responses.
	She talks, she responds to every single comment she gets.
	Oh my God.
	What?
	Baby girl.
	Baby girl.
	No, this ain't it.
	This ain't.
	That was a good comeback.
	Baby, this ain't it because I have an Ivy League degree and I'm a sitting state senator.
	And you know better.
	It's not about what I'm wearing.
	It's not about what I'm doing.
	They don't receive a lot of people.
	Go ahead.
	Has turned politics into Zimbabwean garbage.
	This is in the beginning, in the beginning.
	This is shoot the boar.
	This is fucking raging incompetence.
	I just saw a video of some, I don't know, Kenyan official get caught with embezzling money, and he fakes a seizure and pretends that he's passed out so the paramedics will move him out of there, which they don't do.
	They all start trying to open his mouth to get Aaron.
	It's fucking bizarre.
	It's a fucking clown show.
	And then remember Crystal Matthews from last week?
	Another piece of trash.
	Like she sits there calling herself the N-word.
	If you were to call her what she calls herself, you'd be canceled.
	But she's like, I'm a real deal.
	And I can turn it on and turn it off.
	And I need some of that drug dealer money.
	I need them duffel bags.
	And she talks to two inmates.
	I don't know where.
	Not a recorded phone.
	Yeah.
	And you got to know when you talk to inmates, 100% of it is public.
	It's being recorded.
	Go to 2-0.
	We talked about this last week, but what I found more amazing...
	Give me that dope campaign.
	Where the fuck is my black be with money?
	They got to be able to take that shit on their chin or they can't.
	And I still got to struggle to raise money for my campaign.
	Where the f ⁇ is my black people with money?
	I don't care about no dope money.
	Give me that dope boy money.
	Where does Duffy?
	Scott Manny Trap House.
	By the way, previous to this, she was saying we need to have people run in red states as Republicans, but secretly be Democrats.
	Right, so they can infiltrate and turn it over.
	Which is, again, African levels of corruption.
	And I'm not saying this because they're black.
	I'm saying this because affirmative action has destroyed politics in places like in third world countries like South Africa.
	And now it's ruining our country.
	But what was amazing about this is not so much the corruption.
	She kept saying it was a private conversation, but her reaction when she was caught.
	Right?
	2-1, she goes, the people, I didn't do anything wrong.
	It was a private conversation.
	And then in that one, she goes, before this part, she goes, I don't have the duffel bags.
	I just said, give me the duffel bags.
	But I'm not getting illegal money.
	I just wanted some.
	That's conspiracy.
	Yeah.
	And then you'll go to jail because you profited from the ill-gotten gains, you fucking moron.
	How did you get elected anywhere?
	Yeah, drug money is bad for your campaign.
	It's not like it's magical and it's erased.
	If you spend drug money, then you're in trouble.
	Yeah, if you profit anyway.
	Well, they always use that to bust guys, right?
	They say, you got your mom a Land Rover, so she's going to go down unless you start talking.
	They leverage you with anything.
	But look at this reaction.
	Isn't this a third world reaction?
	I shouldn't have used Africa because now they're going to make it all about race.
	This could be Venezuela.
	That's a better analogy.
	This is Venezuelan reactions.
	Project Veritas actions white supremacists.
	It should be noted that this doctor audio is being leaked by Project Veritas, a known white supremacist group.
	Do you want to correct your statement?
	They didn't even say supremacist.
	A known white supremacist group.
	Yes.
	State reps.
	South Carolina.
	She stood by your comments.
	She said they were taken out of context.
	My words were taken out of context.
	And now I'm asking her for that.
	No, your entire 40-minute conversation is online.
	And the context is overwhelmingly clear.
	Do you think there's going to be ethics herein?
	Do you expect any sort of significant concern?
	I'm filming you.
	I'm filming you.
	Yeah, he's filming him.
	They're filming they.
	All right, so that's enough of that.
	Dude, just leave her alone.
	She's just trying to have some food, and you're fucking bothering her.
	No, it's brutal.
	You know, she's just sitting there having a fun time and she's talking some shit on the phone.
	And then you come to her.
	She's talking about corruption.
	She's talking about politicians running as one thing secretly as spies.
	That's called.
	They're all corrupt.
	Yeah, that's treasonous.
	They're all corrupt.
	You know, if you look at the white people that started the country in the first place, they're locking up the Chinese.
	They're like, oh, making them work on the...
	Yeah.
	Do you know your white bill?
	I got a black wife.
	Yeah, I know.
	Yeah, we're getting bored of your new Bill the Burr with the black wife.
	You don't see this hair?
	Look at this.
	I grew this out.
	This is real.
	Nobody cares.
	Nobody cares.
	Get over your burrito.
	It's a fro, dude.
	I could say the word if I wanted to.
	I just don't want to.
	Last note on this affirmative action.
	No, no, not the last note.
	Boris Johnson has been forced to resign because a gay got too drunk and grabbed someone's ass.
	If a gay man grabs my ass, I will hit his hand away and maybe shove him and say, what the fuck are you doing?
	I will not secretly report it to someone and demand 10 years later that someone get fired for not doing enough.
	Can we handle our own asses, please?
	Do we need to exactly?
	Jesse, you were just in the same predicament.
	No, that one was lies.
	This one is, it happened, but the way they handled it is gay.
	Better.
	Better.
	So, Jesse, were you going for the alpha males or the betas?
	Well, that's the thing.
	I would test them to see if they were gay.
	And guess what?
	They weren't.
	Had to pass the smell test.
	So go to 2-3, Jesse.
	Okay.
	Now, I don't know if when I hear about a gay man in politics, I think it's 50-50 affirmative action.
	Ed Koch.
	Look at this guy's gay face.
	Ed Koch, yeah.
	I looked him up.
	He has a pretty long history of politics, though, so maybe he's not an affirmative action.
	But it is kind of affirmative action-y that there's all of this outrage because he got drunk and grabbed some dudes' buns.
	Like, who fucking cares?
	That's between you and the guy with the buns.
	And a man should be able to handle his own buns.
	That's a t-shirt.
	You know, be funny?
	Handle your own buns-ness.
	It'll be funny, affirmative auction.
	It was like, oh, we got a black trans woman here.
	We're going once, going twice.
	Black trans auction here for secretary.
	Secretary going once.
	We got a black guy here.
	We got a black woman with a dick.
	Everybody wants to have a black woman with a dick.
	Told to the coach.
	Well, you can add to that list of bids the three people who have demanded that Boris Johnson leave.
	Would you like to hear their names?
	These are the three prominent British politicians that have demanded Boris Johnson quit.
	And he did.
	He took their advice.
	Crazy.
	They are Nadeem Zahawi, Sajid Javid, and Rishi Sunak.
	Oh.
	All refugees.
	Chancellor of the Exchequer, Nadeem Zahawi.
	He's an Iraqi Muslim immigrant.
	And it's weird to say immigrant in Britain these days because half the time, like if they were born here, their parents are immigrants and their parents didn't speak English.
	Like if you grew up in Luton as a Muslim, you could not speak English for 10 years, no problem.
	It's a fifth column.
	So there's so little assimilation.
	Are you even immigrating?
	It's like a Pakistani colony in Luton.
	So yeah, the first guy had just been appointed the day before by Boris, and his first motion was, you should quit.
	Nice loyalty.
	And then the other guy, Sajid Javid, he's Pakistani, Muslim.
	His mom didn't speak English for her first 10 years here.
	That's 2.5.
	And then the last guy, Rishi Sunak, he's an Indian, a Hindu.
	By the way, all these guys complain about racism all the time.
	He's like an Indian aristocrat who comes here and his first order of business is, let's make sure Boris Johnson gets fucking fired.
	Well, they're not too big on homosexuals either.
	Yeah, that's funny.
	I've been known to kill them.
	Yeah, the three, yeah.
	The three, we'll say Pakis.
	It's a racial epithet that is ignorant because it includes Indians and Sikhs and people who are never near Pakistan, but that's why it's funny because it's dumb.
	Like calling a gook a chink.
	Or nip-a-zip.
	But these three Packies, for lack of a better word, coming from the most anti-gay culture imaginable, are now forcing the Prime Minister to quit because a gay got too horny.
	And now is that affirmative action clown world or what?
	Sexuality.
	There's naked women on page three in a fucking daily newspaper.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it is so openly...
	The sexuality in England, Scotland, and Europe is so open.
	This is ridiculous.
	It's on the tenant slagger beer cans.
	It's ridiculous.
	Beer cans have naked ladies in them.
	My last note on affirmative action is, of course, our last two press secretaries, Corrine Jean-Pierre, who was hired because she is a gay immigrant black woman.
	Four.
	The only thing she's not is crippled.
	Or trans.
	Well, with gay, you can kind of mess around with that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	If I was in the DNC, I'd smash her kneecaps with a hammer and get her in a wheelchair, and then we'd have five.
	We'd have five things.
	So both her and Jen Saki, when Katanji, what's her name, Katanji Jackson Brown was elected.
	She was elected because she's a black woman, of course.
	Joe Biden said, I'm going to elect a black woman.
	I don't care who the fuck it is.
	And he did it.
	Same with the press secretary.
	And these affirmative action hires are talking about that affirmative action hire, and they fucking spell her name wrong.
	Now, that might not seem like a big deal to you, but if you're the press secretary and you're talking about a Supreme Court judge, don't call her Kent Adgy Brown Jackson.
	Come on.
	And then look, so that's Corine Jean-Pierre.
	And then go down to Jensaki.
	She'd make the same fucking mistake.
	Kataji.
	And then finally, we have Kamala Harris.
	And you know the staff around her are all affirmative action hires.
	And her entire cabinet is so shitty and so devoid of meritocracy that when she's in Louisiana, some AA hire spells it Louisiana.
	Essence.
	Seriously.
	How can you not spell?
	Wait, here's that.
	I'm on my note.
	Go ahead.
	Good.
	Same thoughts.
	Same time.
	Time.
	That's hard.
	What about the black Republican congressman running for Congress with the AR-15 and the Klansmen?
	Yeah.
	Well, that was funny, though.
	That was cool.
	Insane.
	And that's using the left's bullshit rhetoric against him.
	Okay, we're going to start taking some calls.
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	Gavin.
	I'm losing my voice already.
	All right, Ryguy, I think we can afford to open up the phone lines and at the same time open up the mailbag.
	Okay.
	What do you think of that, slowest person alive?
	I think, first of all, I was getting ready for calling.
	Thank you.
	But by freeloaders.
	Oh, wait, wait, wait.
	Yeah, we should do that.
	No, no.
	Don't look.
	I decide how this show works, shithead.
	Oh, no, I'm just changing things around.
	No, well, don't change anything around.
	Shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	I like to have some calls and some letters in the free section so some people can see what the fuck is going on.
	Okay?
	Yes.
	First letter.
	Oh, I got a sneeze, but I don't got a sneeze.
	He lost the sneeze.
	The sneeze is gone.
	Where do the sneezes go?
	The island of Misfit sneezes?
	These sad little lonely sneezes that never work.
	It's like an abortion.
	Death of Sonny.
	Hey, Hetros.
	Last week was Sonny Barger's passing.
	Just wanted Maddie's opinion, if any.
	AFFA?
	Great show from Shitty Grammar Kid.
	What does AFFA mean?
	Angels Forever, Forever, Angels.
	Oh.
	Yeah, the motorcycle community, especially the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club, lost an icon.
	I mean, in 83 years, a long run.
	Yeah, so he didn't technically start the Hells Angels, but it wasn't much when he showed up.
	No, it was the third charter.
	He had Purdue, then San Francisco, and then Sonny Open, Oakland, and I think 57.
	And what a bunch of lives he changed.
	Oh, he definitely was the visionary who took the club to where it is today.
	And I think a lot of outsiders, well, I'm an outsider, but a lot of outsiders would say they're just a bunch of criminals and drug dealers, yeah.
	But you don't get, you're not on the inside, you don't get to see the fun.
	Right.
	Like with Proud Boys, people go, oh, they're racist.
	They go to a parade and stuff.
	Yeah, you're not at the meetups.
	You're not at Westfest With thousands of people, guys marrying dudes.
	I'm not literally, I'm officiating the marriage.
	And fucking all-night parties and a boxing ring, fucking strippers.
	It's awesome times.
	Like, think of the amount of awesome times that are his, that, that happened because of him.
	If you could put that in a fucking shipping container, gold.
	He's an icon, a legend, you know, American legend, 100%.
	I always had a good time with him.
	I met him tons of times.
	But, hey, we're all going to die at some point.
	Did he have any money?
	Hey, he did.
	You know, he wrote like five books.
	He had a movie done.
	You know, he had a bunch of motorcycle shops throughout his life.
	Sure, he had a few dollars.
	Rest in peace, sonny.
	There's nothing wrong with watching censored.tv and driving.
	I do it most days.
	I just drove from Aiken, South Carolina to Pennsylvania.
	I shoe horses.
	So I watched many a video.
	I just set it up on a stand under the steering wheel so I can peek down and look.
	It's better than holding and scrolling on the phone.
	Yeah, I have to admit I do that too sometimes.
	That's dangerous.
	I won't look at it, but, you know, sometimes if he's like, look at these fucking tits, I'll just have a quick glance.
	Watching TV while driving.
	What a world.
	And I don't wear a seatbelt.
	I'm anti-seatbelt.
	That's one of my more controversial views.
	I think it makes you drive shittier.
	Yeah, but what if someone smashes into you?
	Yeah.
	It's not...
	No.
	You're wearing a seatbelt on a motorcycle.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Dear Gavin Gay, I'm just forwarding you an abortion story for your new state.
	Where are state leaders taking extra steps to ensure a right to abortion?
	Well, Colorado, North Carolina.
	Am I in North Carolina or?
	South Carolina is Greenville.
	I'm in South Carolina.
	So, yeah.
	Wrong state.
	That's the wrong state.
	That's a dumb letter.
	Suck my balls.
	Fuck yourself.
	Someone named Victoria has sent a yard sign that the neighbors should love.
	It says, we believe blacks commit more crime.
	Trans are mentally ill gays.
	Marriage is for straight people.
	Women have too many rights as it is.
	God is real.
	Life begins at conception.
	Voter fraud is a threat to justice everywhere.
	Yeah, that's a great sign.
	I love that it comes from a chick.
	It's amazing how many broads we have as fans.
	And I was saying this to Anthony last night.
	When I looked out of the audience in Orlando, there was lots of hot broads.
	I think it's because we're so pro-housewife that a lot of the moms support us.
	And then the hot thing would be because we're kind of hipstery and we talk about fashion and pretty girls and stuff.
	That's just my theory.
	What are your takes on testosterone replacement therapy?
	I'm 31.
	I've been diagnosed with slightly low T. Should I inject the sauce or just be natty?
	I don't know what I tried.
	HGH, did I try something?
	No, it was like the precursor thing that stops your estrogen.
	I forget what it is.
	What it does.
	It tells your body.
	Yeah, that sounds right.
	It tells your body to produce more testosterone, but it's a good way to do it because your body never forgets how to make testosterone.
	When you take testosterone, your body goes, oh, someone's already handling this.
	I'll stop.
	And then when you get off it, you're fucked.
	That's at least what the doctor told me.
	But I didn't like it.
	It increased my ability to grow muscles like 2%, 3%.
	It wasn't a visible difference to anyone but me, really.
	It really just helps you recover.
	That's the only thing it does.
	That's crazy.
	How is somebody 31?
	Well, I get it now.
	It's because they're killing.
	The younger generations are more virgins, more low T, more everything.
	They're just not men.
	31 years old, you got low T?
	Like, I'm 50, and I got more T than Ryan.
	Well, according to that one thing.
	Yeah.
	What, science?
	No.
	Blood work?
	Whatever that was.
	It wasn't my blood work.
	It was blood work, actually.
	According to blood work, which is not well-established.
	It's pretty flat earthy, this blood work.
	That site has been flagged for a lot of sus results.
	Like, guys did it twice and then just completely different results.
	So I'm going to take it again, and you're going to take it again.
	Now that I have the company card, I'm going to buy that.
	Okay, you do that, Lee.
	So these are some things.
	Medium.
	These are some things.
	No, not medium.
	It was medium, low.
	That's low.
	Medium, low.
	No such thing.
	There's low, there's medium, there's high.
	It's a spectrum.
	If you're below medium, you're low.
	No, I'm not.
	This is why you're dumb.
	Because you have a force field around you that blocks out facts.
	And you can't grow that way.
	You should come up with some sort of brain tea.
	That should be my name, brain tea.
	Anyway, but I'm not done.
	So I felt like I noticed I was going bald, and this is my only good feature left.
	So that was a deal breaker.
	But I also didn't feel like myself.
	I felt like a guy who had rented Gavin McInnes' body, like the Terminator, when he takes over someone.
	And my kids were like, I don't know.
	It was weird.
	They were like someone else's kids.
	And I didn't live in my home.
	I felt like a weird robot.
	So I turfed it.
	There's natural things you can do.
	Sleep is probably the biggest one.
	And I got my sleep in check.
	Yeah, that's never been an issue with Mr. Puerto Rican over here.
	No, no, it was terrible.
	Going to sleep at four in the morning.
	Dude, you went to sleep once when you were driving my car.
	Well, I'm not saying that I don't take...
	I used to take naps.
	Okay, can you shut up, please?
	But wait, look at Freddy Prince Jr. when he was 19 years old on Johnny Carson.
	You love his wife.
	You love his wife?
	Yeah.
	Is she hot as shit?
	What are you talking about, Ryan?
	This is Freddie Prince Jr.
	Yes, we're waiting.
	Well, we're waiting.
	That's Sam Davis Jr.
	Is that a joke?
	Look at him.
	This is a 19-year-old.
	That's Freddy Prince.
	That's his father who killed himself.
	Jr.
	Prince.
	This is what a 19-year-old was like in the 70s.
	Yeah, he's even laid.
	He has a car.
	Yeah, he looks, sounds, and carries himself like a 30-something year-old.
	When I was in high school, there'd be a guy with his own apartment and a truck and a beard.
	We started shaving in seventh grade, 12, 13.
	And then you cut to July 4th weekend when I'm about to jump off that cliff and I say to the 20-year-old, what are you waiting for?
	And he goes, I'm being a bitch.
	It's acceptable.
	Hey, Gavin and Rye guy, just dropping in, and Maddie, just dropping in a quick 11.
	Twitch streamers seem to be the new haven for barely legal bucks and babes.
	This hoe loves to dress up.
	No way, this is not an obvious 11.
	Okay?
	Let's see what you call an 11.
	An 11.
	11!
	Is she an 11?
	Don't be so stupid.
	Let's see.
	She's got a weird nose.
	Looks like she's had rhinoblasty.
	Yeah, I'm going to go with...
	I'll go with a 7.2.
	I think I could go a little higher, but 7.6 seems generous.
	That style is so corny.
	You have like a weea boo style, sir.
	Okay, so you just called a 7.6.
	Let's compromise on 7.5.
	You called a 7.5 an 11.
	11!
	And he's got other pictures over here with tons of makeup looking retarded.
	Just being a mime there, I guess.
	One man's 11 is another man's 7.5.
	Look at all her pictures together, though, Ryan.
	There's this weird goth picture where she's pushing her friend up against the wall.
	Oh, yeah.
	They're in the hallway, yeah.
	Goth shit seems so cheap.
	Like, one of them's wearing goth crocs.
	And then all that other, like, hot topic shit, it seems, you know, when you buy a Halloween costume on Amazon at the last second and it's, like, plasticky and it all just seems so low quality.
	Gross.
	It's crazy.
	All right.
	Do we have any calls?
	We do.
	Let's talk to them and then go behind the paywall.
	Alrighty then.
	Yeah, this is a high school picture in 1950.
	Thanks for calling.
	They look like fucking 40 or 10.
	Look at the one in the front.
	She looks like she's pumped out seven kids.
	No, that's got to be the teachers at the front.
	No?
	Well, maybe not.
	They all look like teachers.
	Yeah.
	Fuck, people are getting younger.
	Hey, teach.
	We have Madeline on the line.
	734.
	You're on the line.
	You got to turn your mic on Gav.
	Hello.
	Hey.
	Hi, Madeline.
	Hi.
	I was just calling to talk about Roby Wade.
	Uh-huh.
	Well, last month, I had a miscarriage.
	And it was just such an unfortunate time for us because everywhere I look, you know, these people are begging to be able to put themselves through what I went through.
	Yeah, that must be kind of macabre.
	How far along were you when it happened?
	I was 14 weeks.
	Oh, God.
	And then another thing, too, was, you know, we passed the baby in the hospital and they set up an entire memory box for us and they set up for the baby to get buried.
	And I'm thinking about, you know, these babies that just get aborted, what do they do with them?
	Throw them in the trash?
	Well, yeah, there was.
	When we get to decide whether, you know, a human being's life has value.
	When did we decide that?
	I guess what the hospital is saying is like, you think it's a kid, so we're going to have a funeral.
	If you don't...
	Do they issue births?
	I mean, death certificates?
	Oh, wait, this is really unfortunate timing, but this is a whackpacker I'm trying to get.
	Stay on the line.
	Please hold.
	Hello?
	Who's calling?
	Well, you called me, Linda.
	Fuck.
	You know who I'm trying to get, right?
	Yeah.
	I seen her yesterday.
	She's elusive.
	But yeah, as someone who went through a miscarriage, seeing people fight for the right to have their own miscarriage must be bizarre.
	It's very strange.
	I saw this video of a little girl.
	She was maybe two.
	And she was holding up a sign that said, our body, our choice.
	And the dad was next to her, and everyone was laughing and clapping and repeating it with her.
	And I'm like, but you're the thing that was going to be aborted.
	It's like black people saying, bring slavery back or something.
	It seems gross.
	Yeah, I don't even know what to make of it.
	Like, we get to play God and decide which lives have value.
	Yeah, it's not right.
	So are you going to try again?
	Yes, of course.
	Yeah, of course.
	We have a one-year-old already, and we had no issues with her.
	Good.
	Did they say what happened?
	Do they know what the cause was?
	Yeah, they know what it was.
	It was like a chromosomal issue where my husband's DNA got doubled and kicked mine out.
	So it was never going to survive anyway.
	Wow.
	Well, get back on the horse, and you'll look back at that miscarriage as a much smaller deal once you have another little tyke running around.
	Thanks.
	Cheers.
	Cheers.
	Good luck.
	All right.
	So that's enough.
	Who is the most overrated performer band?
	That's easy.
	Foo Fighters.
	Way overrated.
	So fuck us hearing about them.
	And I hate the way Europeans love them.
	Like, they're huge in Italy or South Americans.
	And like in Brazil, they'll play to like 200,000 people.
	Something's wrong if Brazilians love you and Italians love you.
	I would say Drake.
	Drake?
	I don't like to punch rock.
	So I punch rap.
	You don't punch Reich?
	Yes.
	yes, I do punch Reich.
	That was close.
	All right, so now we're going behind the paywall.
	We're going to be with our baby monsters in an intimate fashion.
	But I'd like to thank our sponsors, Johnny Apple, CBD, Fop Metals.
	And I'd like to add a sponsor this week, Nita Fashion, is back in typical Nita Fashion.
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	But when you see me wearing a suit, I'm wearing a Nita Fashions suit.
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	You can make an appointment with them, and they'll measure your neck, your inseam, your waist, everything.
	Or, and they learned this during the pandemic, you can set up an appointment with them.
	Most of our viewers seem to like Instagram DM.
	And they do a baby monster almost every day.
	These guys.
	They're very happy with our relationship.
	And the beauty of them is you can get a cheap shirt for $50.
	You can get an expensive shirt for $200.
	It's really up to you.
	Your suits could be as cheap as $900 or as expensive as $2,000.
	They have an incredible variety.
	And the art of tailoring is pretty much a dead art here in America.
	You might find some tailor whose minimum suit is going to be $5,000 and it'll suck.
	But these guys are top-of-the-line traditional British tailors.
	They're in Hong Kong.
	And your suit just arrives in the mail.
	Little package.
	Take it to the dry cleaners, get the wrinkles out.
	And there you have a suit that is so comfortable, it feels like Pijama.
	I swear to God, I'm more uncomfortable when I LARP as a blue-collar dude and wear my welding pants and boots than I am in a suit.
	Most people come home, they change out of their suit into sweatpants.
	I come home, I change out of my blue-collar clothes and put on a suit so I can relax around the house.
	Fits you fucking perfect.
	And like you choose, I always describe this, it's like a man's version of going to a spa.
	You're that baby.
	You choose how many buttons you want, what the color of the buttons will be.
	Do you want a little train ticket in there?
	Even if you're a fucking, working in sanitation, you should have one suit, one gray suit.
	Hey, that's the chick that did our tattoos, isn't it?
	No.
	Oh.
	Looks like her.
	But he did get Anita Fashions for his wedding.
	They did buy stuff from Anita Fashions.
	Yes, they did.
	And one of my favorite things is it says your name in it.
	Isn't that cool?
	It's the kind of thing like your son will want to have after you croak.
	Unless he's my son and he's fucking six feet tall and can't fit into my clothes.
	I have your shirts and they have your monogram on the sleeve.
	You must be pretty proud of that.
	Do you think you're my son or something?
	No, I just think I wear your shirts.
	And I appreciate them very much.
	Eh, I hate the way you think you're so cute.
	Hey, I'm just a cute little guy.
	Just a cute little lazy Puerto Rican with the teeth of a homeless man.
	Just me.
	Why don't you smile for us, cutie?
	Give us a big smile.
	There you go.
	What a cute kid.
	He looked like a before picture at every dentist's office.
	What the hell?
	So now we're going behind the paywall, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Why be surprised when they retreat?
	Their major weapon is deceit.
	When will we learn?
	Alas, alas.
	It's three steps forward, two steps back.
	Be careful of the common lies.
	Swallow them and freedom dies.
	The USA must realize that she's the biggest.
	Hold on, I'm coming.
	To find them is an awesome task.
	They always wear a different mask.
	But knowledge rips the mask away and free forevermore.
	Yes, Maratha.
	Lies and truth throughout the world will rise.
	With evil will not compromise.
	The truth shall keep us free.
	The truth shall keep us free.
	Well, we're waiting.
	Waiting.
	Cut my fucking head open, a fucking jigaboo, cock sucking motherfuckers.
	Nice.
	Jigaboo.
	Have you ever heard anyone use that word seriously?
	Yes.
	Really?
	I don't think in a hurtful way.
	So there's a disproportionate number of jigaboos in prison because of systemic racism.
	When I had a black girlfriend, my dad's a quarter jigaboo.
	His grandfather was a jigaboo.
	We came here in the great jigaboo exodus of 1969 from Jamaica.
	I don't have any.
	When I had a black girlfriend, I'd be like, that's not my boo.
	That's my fucking jigaboo.
	Do you mean the South African?
	Sub-Saharan?
	Well, I would never call her that.
	She was a kepha.
	She liked to play with your butthole, if I recall.
	Yeah.
	What does it mean?
	Well, she's from Africa, so they eat anything.
	She would diddle your bean.
	Well, I don't know about diddle.
	I don't know about bean either.
	We have Griffin on the line, 250.
	Hello, put you out for a...
	Fucking put you out for a week there, bud.
	He only put him out for about a second.
	Yeah, and then he threw you out, eh?
	Yeah, he sure did.
	Colin from Bear Lake, British Columbia, Blues.
	I was just wondering, I read at the start of the episode here, you guys talked about how young people, there's so many problems with young people.
	I'm 22.
	I've worked since I was 16 in just shops and stuff around town.
	And I've worked since I was 16.
	I went to university for a year, dropped out, wasn't really into it.
	And I love working.
	Basically work every day.
	I don't know many young people in the same kind of mindset as me.
	Like a lot of my buddies, they kind of work fucking dumb jobs, like pizza drivers and shit, like delivery guys, shitty jobs.
	I work in construction.
	I make fucking good money.
	I got my own place.
	I do whatever I want.
	I'm not afraid to spend money on stuff that, you know, for me.
	And I don't know a lot of guys my age in that position.
	And I don't really know, like, what the fuck do you think that is?
	Like, I don't know what's going on, but it's sad looking around because all my peers are fucking boozers, man.
	It's a perfect storm of shit.
	One is, and this is more true in America than Canada, but the illegal aliens come in and they do teenager jobs.
	They clean pools, they mow lawns, they work at gas stations.
	The teenagers don't develop their economic libido because they're not doing those shitty jobs.
	That's one.
	Two is the helicopter parenting, not kicking the kid out at 18, but pampering him and letting him stay.
	They pay his phone bill, they pay his car insurance, all that kind of stuff.
	And then three is both school and media have been telling you that masculinity sucks and is evil and you're bad from kindergarten till, especially through college.
	You suck, you suck, you suck.
	So you just don't have the confidence and the sort of grit to get out there.
	And then, wait a minute, fourth, I don't know what number we're at.
	On top of all that, if you go and hit on a chick, you get me too'd or you get canceled for grabbing an ass like Boris Johnson's homo buddy.
	And so these men would just rather sit at home and play video games and masturbate and live life in the metaverse because the real universe is a fucking tyrannical cancel machine.
	But it's weird because if you just got a job and worked hard for one fucking day, like I can't, you know how it is.
	Like, I don't know what it is, man, but it feels great.
	I couldn't imagine not wanting that at the end of the day.
	That's the whole thing.
	That's being right out of the participation trophy.
	Nobody has to go to work and do a great job or stand out.
	I just get paid just to come.
	Maybe they've never even tried that feeling of working a 12-hour shift and then collapsing into a chair with a beer in your hand.
	But I don't know, man.
	We've had a lot of young guys come through our shop that they seem like they have ambition and after two weeks they're like, fuck my pay is fucked.
	They're fucking me all my time.
	And you're like, dude, I've been here for six years.
	I haven't had to talk to somebody about a pay issue.
	Like, I don't know what the fuck you talked about.
	Like, I don't know if people think that you should instantly be level 100.
	Like, the Sam Hyde thing, if you've ever heard, sometimes you have to fight level one slimes to level up and get a little better.
	You got to eat shit for a bit.
	And I don't think anyone wants to eat shit right now.
	Yeah, but they don't know how to crack resolution.
	They don't know how to eat it.
	But the whole system of eating shit comes from initiations.
	We used to have that in friendships.
	You know, the new guy in the gang, you'd tease him more, you'd wedgie him, you'd make fun of him more, break his balls.
	It was a way of judging a prospect.
	And now that's all been bred out of us.
	Like, yeah, you're just supposed to be accepted right away and not be made fun of.
	Like, we had a guy fucking cry at work because we were calling him Ginger.
	Oh, my God.
	He's got a lot more fucking problems.
	Can you guys please, please stop calling him Gingerbread.
	Now you call him Crybaby.
	Now you got to call him Tears or something.
	Oh, yeah.
	Tears.
	He got it worse.
	Yeah, well, in the military, that'll save lives down the line.
	It's changing there, too.
	In the normal world, it makes you a man.
	All right, we got to go, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	Don't immigrants play a part in that too?
	Because every job a high schooler could have had in my town was taken by, like, you walk into the pizza shopping.
	Oh, great point, Ryan.
	And you're like, that's a really good point.
	Now you never reflect on it.
	So wait a minute.
	So you're saying that illegal aliens took away the economic libido because they're doing jobs that teenagers used to do?
	No, but to enter the workforce as a teenager, you would be like, oh, let me get a job at the pizza shop.
	That's how it used to be in our town.
	And then Mexicans started working.
	That's what I said.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's the economic libido.
	You're just repeating my point.
	But that would be the entry level that no longer exists.
	Yes.
	They're doing jobs teenagers do.
	Again, you can't seem to understand when you're wrong.
	Can you put the mail stuff up in the background?
	Or is that on purpose, too?
	More guns, less crime.
	I'm not trying to millennial explain here, but I think you're doing a disservice to the pro-Second Amendment argument by asserting that bad neighborhoods aren't safer with more guns.
	You're doing what liberals do when they strawman the pro-Second Amendment side, which is taking the bumper sticker slogan, more guns, less crime, as the entire argument.
	The argument should really be more responsible, gun ownership, less crime.
	Responsible in this context meaning taking the proper precautions when handling firearms and obtaining them legally.
	In bad neighborhoods, guns are exclusively obtained illegally, which means no background checks, which are universal already when purchasing from a licensed dealer.
	And it logically follows that the people who obtain firearms illegally are much more likely to commit criminal acts or to handle firearms irresponsibly.
	Let's, for instance, say that the south side of Chicago had more lax laws for obtaining firearms legally.
	The first thing you would see is an increase in legal gun ownership and not among the people who have them illegally now, since To be eligible to purchase a gun legally, you wouldn't have a criminal record or history of mental illness.
	The increase in firearm ownership would most likely be among law-abiding citizens who want to defend themselves.
	Yeah, I obviously understand that argument, my friend, but it's a war zone.
	So, like, what really happens in Baltimore and the south side of Chicago is the law-abiding citizens, they play video games.
	They don't go outside at dark.
	They can't.
	They're in Afghanistan, basically.
	So, what are they the idea that they'll be in there stopping a robbery?
	It's that's not the kind of crime that's going on there.
	Someone's getting shot in the head because they have beef with the guy who disrespected him.
	That's it.
	Did you see what Governor Hochold said the other day?
	No?
	She's up there just after the latest shooting.
	And the lady goes, Do you have all the data on the crimes that the people who have the concealed weapons permit have committed?
	She's like, you know, all these crimes are being committed by people that don't have concealed weapon permits.
	She goes, I don't need any data.
	Oh.
	Right.
	See if you can pull that up real quick.
	Hoko, no data.
	Oh, it is fucking hilarious.
	This is what's wrong with this country.
	Yeah, it's also the liberal mentality.
	Like Obama, when he met John Lott when they were professors at Chicago U, he said, oh, you're the gun guy.
	And John Lott goes, no, I'm a crime statistics guy.
	But yeah, guns are an inexorable part of that.
	And O Biden, oh, Biden, Obama goes, I don't think anyone should have guns.
	And John Lott goes, you mean like police?
	No one?
	And he goes, nobody.
	Numbers to show that it's the concealed carry permit holders that are committing crimes because the lawful getting these guns illegally that are causing the violence, not the people going and getting the permit legally.
	And that's the basis for the whole Supreme Court argument.
	Do you have the numbers?
	I don't need to have numbers.
	I don't have to have a data point to point to to say that this is going to make.
	All I know is I have a responsibility to the people of this state to have sensible gun safety laws.
	And this one was not devised by the Hochul administration.
	It comes out of an administration from 1908.
	I don't need a data point to make the case that I have a responsibility to protect the people of this state.
	Yes, you do.
	Okay, what you just saw there was Governor Hochul saying she doesn't need any data points, which is wild.
	How are you going to have a point?
	Like, what are you basing it on?
	Just your feelings, your emotion?
	Yeah.
	Don't govern through emotion, you fucking dumb cunt.
	Female politicians, women in the workforce, once again, folks.
	Dear Alki and Chinky, look at this little guy.
	Jesus fucking Christ, he's cute.
	You inspired me to put a ring on it and make a baby.
	For that, I have to thank you.
	Yeah, like when that fag friend was saying that I'm like the guy who invented dynamite, I can't tell you how many letters I get like this where someone is sending me a picture of their kid saying, I made this because of youth.
	I honestly get a lot of emails that just say, thanks for the baby.
	He's 19 months old now, and I'm pretty sure I just injected my wife with another baby.
	On purpose, of course.
	Here are two very short clips.
	One is recent, and the other is when he first started walking.
	I know you hate dire straits, but I think the song is appropriate.
	Hey, I used Walk of Life for my baby, too.
	It's a great baby song.
	Isn't it?
	You got it, dude.
	You got it.
	Great walk of a lot.
	Isn't that cute when they're just trying to figure out to walk and they're standing on the edge of the couch and they're like, the Ottoman is there and they go, I kept my hand on the Ottoman.
	I can do the Switcheroo.
	And you're like, if you can do the Switcheroo, you're there.
	Because there's a millisecond during the Switcheroo where you're not touching the couch or the Ottoman.
	You're on your own, dude.
	And then they always, they chicken out and they go plop.
	No, don't give up.
	You got to pull up those knees.
	Someone's sending us a picture of some black people having trouble unloading a pallet of water bottles.
	That looks interesting.
	No, you're not going to stop that.
	And he goes to save her.
	No, it's going to fall on me.
	That's a bad action right there.
	That's tons.
	Wait, literally.
	That's, man, I don't see anyone get hurt like that.
	You see the girls fighting in the restaurant yesterday?
	Oh, yeah, that's here, too.
	We should just.
	Everyone should just move to New York.
	Where is it now?
	Do you know what he's talking about?
	Looking forward here.
	I mean, we've tried something Kumiya will enjoy.
	And it's something else.
	Oh, yeah.
	It goes on and on.
	And on and on.
	And I'd love to know what it was about.
	Probably nothing.
	What is taking you so long, you torpid turtle?
	Let's look at a loaning screen.
	Frankly.
	I bet it was she said, can I get some more Sasanicia Faz?
	And they said, we already gave you two packets.
	Like, I don't get how all three could be simultaneously mad.
	I've seen Maddie lose his shit.
	No, but now they're just, it's going into a feeding frenzy.
	Because now they start ripping all that plastic.
	It goes on.
	And then more people, they go back over the counter and more people come over the counter.
	Like, every time I've been around someone who's losing their shit, even if it's justified, the other guys with that guy are like, all right, man, all right, man, calm down, calm down.
	He's got it.
	He's got it.
	We're living in a society.
	He said the Santa can get it, I can do it.
	So that's in the lower east side.
	We've got the story here.
	It was wrecked.
	They're allegedly upset by the $1.75 price for added toppings.
	They wanted extra sauce for the fries, and when we explained it was $1.75, they got upset.
	And that's where it all started, said Chef Rafael Nunes.
	Keep it up there, Ryan.
	Oh, keeps going, Ryan.
	Oh, that's for $1.75.
	Those nigga-fucking horse, they play that music so loud.
	Those are Puerto Ricans, Mrs. Gunty.
	Yeah, those could be Dominicans.
	No, I don't think so.
	Even Dominicans don't act like that.
	It's coming from a Puerto Rican.
	Get him out of here!
	Get out!
	What are they doing?
	Do you think they're from the Lower East Side?
	Of hell?
	Are they Harlem?
	Mental note, charge less for sauce.
	We heard your pleas.
	None of them will be arrested.
	None of them will be charged.
	I thought two of them were arrested, actually, which is.
	They bring you to the station and give you an appearance ticket.
	Oh, they'll let them go, yeah.
	It's on Ludlow.
	That's where I met my wife, Max Fish.
	I knew there's something romantic about that video.
	At least one Bell Fries worker allegedly ended up in the hospital with head injuries after the event.
	Now I guess.
	It's like, really for a pack of sauce?
	Or sauce?
	Let's take it.
	Well, that guy who stabbed the dude the other day, that was over free crisps.
	132 Ludlow.
	Wait a minute.
	It's like, people need to understand how does one person go from there to that in such a short span of over nothing.
	Yeah.
	Oh, it's down.
	That's where.
	Oh, there used to be a bar there.
	Anyway.
	All right, let's take a call.
	Here behind the paywall.
	They were arrested for robbery, criminal mischief, received charges of assault, resisting arrest for punching an arrester in an officer.
	Oh, that's what you didn't see.
	Punching an arresting officer in the face.
	Oh, wow.
	Placenta and Johnson.
	Ozaria, Placencia, Johnson.
	So Placencia sounds like a Hispanic name.
	I think I might be right.
	Ozaria, too.
	Wait, go back?
	What are their names?
	I think I was right.
	Johnson.
	Johnson is black.
	Ozoria is black.
	No.
	No, that's the last names.
	Johnsia is Spanish.
	Johnson is black.
	100%.
	Pearl Azoria.
	Let me see.
	Pearl Azoria.
	Do they have mugshots still?
	Or do they stop that?
	No.
	So, I'm always right.
	You are correct, sir.
	Santa Domingo.
	Daniel Azoria was born.
	Where's that?
	Dominican Republic.
	Oh, it is Dominican.
	Ah.
	Nailed it.
	Nailed it.
	When Puerto Ricans seem kind of black, they're Dominicans.
	Correct.
	Like Cardi B. Yes.
	That's a perfect.
	When a Puerto Rican is over-the-top Puerto Rican, they're Dominican.
	Look at her name.
	Chittera.
	Chitara?
	Chitara Pranencia.
	Yeah, the only black one is Tatiana.
	Tatiana Johnson.
	You know what would be funny if you were in a three-girl rap group and you rented out Bellfries and made a video dressed like these girls.
	And it's called like, fuck this shit or something like that.
	Oh, shit, we've been there.
	Me and my wife have been there.
	That's what we ate right after I got my mullet.
	Oh, shit.
	Gracias fucking.
	I didn't know you could do that.
	We should have done that.
	Just throwing something.
	Yeah, you can do that.
	Well, you can if you're Dominican.
	White people can't do that.
	817.
	That would be racist.
	817, are you there?
	Yes, sir.
	How you doing today?
	Pretty good.
	How you doing?
	I'm doing well.
	I just wanted to thank you, Gavin.
	I got baby number three on the way.
	She'll be here in September.
	Good.
	Congratulations.
	They're all an even year and a half apart.
	You're knocking it out of the park, dude.
	What genders?
	I've got two boys right now, a three-year-old and one and a half-year-old.
	And did you know what the next one's going to be?
	It's going to be a girl.
	Nice.
	Dude.
	Yeah, so she'll have two big brothers to beat the shit out of guys.
	Yes, I believe they call that a gentleman's family.
	That is a lucky bird.
	I've never heard that, but I'll take it.
	One is for losers, two is for fags, three is a bare minimum.
	And as far as three goes, a year and a half apart is fucking perfect.
	They're going to be a little crew.
	Yeah, no, exactly.
	And that's what we're going for.
	My wife and I want to go for five.
	So we're going to keep trying to crank them out about a year and a half, two years apart from each other.
	That's fucking great, man.
	I'm getting jealous of you now.
	This has gone from congratulations to congratulations.
	Yeah, man.
	I found you actually.
	I was super liberal, and I was playing in the metal scene.
	And I always thought conservatives were a bunch of fucking squares, you know?
	Yeah.
	And I started listening to you, and I was like, oh, fuck, they're not a bunch of squares.
	They're not a bunch of 80-year-old dudes.
	There's some fucking cool people out there.
	So the right, and thanks for telling me to stop being a faggot and make babies.
	Right on.
	Welcome aboard, and thanks for calling.
	That's great news, isn't it?
	Oh, yeah, beautiful news.
	985, you're on the live.
	Go ahead, 985.
	Well, hello, hello.
	Hi, Craig.
	Oh, you sound like a bad thing.
	Sounding real crackly there.
	Are you on a Fisher-Price phone?
	Turn your radio down or your computer.
	Yeah, hold on.
	Wait, let me just disc.
	I'm listening to it through the fucking truck.
	Can you hear me?
	Yep.
	I was better.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I'm on a road trip right now.
	I have my son all summer, and I had to bring him home back to Denver.
	And so we rode up from Denver, from New Orleans.
	I'm from New Orleans.
	And I could, like, you always talk about how you weren't sure whether or not you should red pill your kids or not, you know?
	Well, like the whole way up to Denver, we were just watching all your shows, like almost everything on censored.
	And I'm glad I did.
	I'm glad I showed it to him because I could tell like he was like saying shit like fuck 12.
	You know, he's a little pothead.
	So I could see he was starting to go left.
	But like we were watching all your shit and he loved it.
	So it's been going great.
	Yeah, I didn't red pill my first two kids because I thought they'll find their own way and I don't want to influence them.
	I was also scared of if we go too right, then they'll want to rebel when they become teenagers.
	So that'll be to go super left.
	But I think what happened with my eldest boy is he just thinks politics is gay because he sees how much trouble I get in.
	So he's not interested at all.
	And I think I lost my daughter.
	I think she's a lefty.
	She's multi-genders and all that shit.
	So with the youngest boy now, I'm fucking dropping red pills right out of the gate, even though he's only nine.
	The problem with saying I'm going to be neutral is you create a vacuum.
	And then all these assholes at school start feeding them shit about slavery and the Indians and stuff.
	So even if you go hard red pill, all you're really doing is countering the blue pill narrative that they're getting at school.
	It sucks.
	Well, yeah, he already believes all the same shit that, you know, a righty would believe.
	He just doesn't understand that he's a righty.
	You know, we talk about all the different shit, and he's on the same page as me.
	But, you know, his buddies and all, they're all hippies in Colorado.
	How old is he?
	How old is he?
	He's 17.
	All right.
	He's 70 years old?
	How old are you?
	17.
	Oh, few.
	I was going to say, if he's 70, it's too late.
	And you're probably going to die soon.
	No, no.
	I'm going to fucking get home.
	I'll die.
	I'm going to run out of gas, but I'll make it.
	All right, buddy.
	This is a really crackly call, but thanks for calling.
	Thanks, Evan.
	That'd be funny if we got a call from a 92-year-old.
	My boy, my 70-year-old, is talking a bunch of bullshit about fuck 12, and he's a goddamn pothead.
	His grandchildren won't even speak to him anymore.
	And I regret not red pilling him in 1950 when he was born.
	What happened last night on Kumia?
	You gonna hire him?
	Hire him?
	Kumia?
	Yeah, why don't I hire Tucker Carlson and Sam Hyde, too?
	No, he's talking about him.
	Go get the Rolling Stones to play.
	This guy has a bad case of finishing sentences out loud and starting them in his head.
	He's talking about Pat Dixon.
	Pat Dixon was just fired from Compound Media for the punch hurt around the compound.
	Yeah, so the story is he, Geno kept getting Pat's girlfriend on the show, and it pissed Pat off.
	Pat told him not to do it.
	He did it again.
	So instead of discussing it more, Pat just clocked him one, and Anthony went, oh, well, boys will be boys.
	How about you don't come into the studio for two weeks or something?
	But then Geno started going to the doctor, and they realized that he fucked him up really bad.
	He's got to have a tooth replaced.
	He has these titanium plates in his jaw where it's shattered in two places.
	So now Anthony's like, ah, that's more than a two-week suspension.
	That's a two-million-week suspension.
	Yeah, I might hire.
	Should we hire him?
	Dude, that would be such a huge impression.
	There's a lesson to learn there, I'm sure.
	He's a very, I mean, even on an unbiased opinion, I think he's a very strong people.
	All the Zoomers, America First Guys, love him.
	A lot of people love him, Pat.
	I was listening to Crime Report way before I did podcasts or before Compound censored.
	I think it would be mega huge.
	I think I was listening to it in 2010.
	I wouldn't be here with you if it wasn't for Pat.
	So I think it would be so awesome if we gave him a home here.
	As long as there's no hard feelings between Anthony and I'm going to be able to do it.
	I worked that out too, but I don't know.
	Was he good for ratings?
	Oh, he's awesome for it.
	Yeah.
	And he's a workforce.
	And you don't know what you're talking about.
	Yes, I do.
	I've seen numbers.
	I've seen footage.
	He gets big numbers.
	Yeah.
	And people are religiously a fan of his.
	And he'll give you seven shows without you even asking for it.
	He'd be like, I came up with another show.
	And you'd be like, that's 19 shows, Pat.
	So if we give him a show here and it doesn't rate high, how about you pay me $500?
	And if it does rate high, I'll pay you $500.
	Okay, what are we calling high?
	We've got to establish the terms, but I might take that deal.
	It'll be obvious.
	We have this many shows, and if he's up there, you know, above the 30th percentile?
	Obviously, he's not going to get more.
	I'm not going to say he doesn't have more than me.
	Yeah.
	I think he'll beat out a couple shows.
	So I mean, what if we make it three, Hundo?
	I don't want any more white males.
	We have a more time on white males.
	You want an affirmative action hire?
	Yeah, it has to be four things.
	Gay, immigrant, black, female.
	Okay, that's true.
	It's weird when they say female.
	Females are not a minority.
	No.
	They're the majority of the population.
	Well, what is a female?
	I mean, what is a woman?
	Good point.
	We're not going to.
	And we decided yesterday on Compound with Josh.
	The new deal is, and this is Josh's invention, but I'm on board with it.
	A man is someone With a penis, a woman is someone with a vagina.
	If you make a fake penis, fine.
	You're a man.
	Oh, really?
	If you make a fake vagina, if you're that committed, fine.
	You're a woman.
	But if you're not committing to the bit and you got long hair and a beard, you're just in Creedon's Clearwater Revival.
	Sorry.
	You just play bass for fucking Leonard Skynyrd.
	You can't be a chick if you don't have a fucking cock and balls.
	You don't want to rhyme dick with that?
	What?
	Ciao.
	Here's a good letter.
	Oh, wait.
	Uh-oh.
	I always say rock and roll.
	I could say cock and balls.
	Okay.
	See what I mean?
	That's.
	Yeah.
	I don't know if either of you watched the recent video of Jordan Peterson talking to Dave Rubin about him and his husband, quote-unquote, having babies.
	As a new mother, it made me totally sick to my stomach.
	Instead of adopting, they are using surrogacy mothers and having a baby each.
	Ugh.
	So essentially, ripping a newborn baby away from its mother as it's born in what I consider to be some sick and twisted, depraved human experiment.
	In the end of the talk, Dave actually calls himself a hero for this.
	So do you think they're using the same surrogate?
	Yes.
	Because then the children would be actually family.
	Yeah.
	Another example of gays being complete self-indulgent narcissists.
	Oh, I'm going to interrupt this letter right now.
	I was thinking about this the other day.
	So much of gay activism since AIDS could just be like, me, me, me.
	So AIDS was valid.
	It was like, we have this disease that's killing us.
	It needs attention.
	Okay, I got you.
	Act up and all that stuff.
	Okay.
	I remember when AIDS came out.
	And then AIDS came out and all the women ran and hid.
	I only started doing it and getting good at it, if you will.
	I don't kiss until.
	So then it was gay marriage.
	And we were going, okay.
	Being good at it, if you will.
	You really want to get married?
	You don't want kids and you like fucking everything that moves.
	That's basically what marriage is, the opposite of those.
	But okay.
	And then they got that and they're like, fuck it.
	I want other stuff.
	I want to be all kinds of genders.
	Everyone's gay.
	And you're like, well, that sounds retarded.
	And now it's like, we want to read to your kids.
	All of these things generate tons of media and attention.
	Do drag queens really want to read stories to kids or do they like that it's on the front page of every fucking newspaper in the world?
	Well, there's a big rift between that whole community because the original LGBs, like the normal ones, the old ones, hate everything else beyond that.
	What's giving gays a bad name?
	I think gay activism since AIDS has been 100% about attention and me, me, me.
	Anyway, you know when the Straits, I heard this on Cometown, a pretty good point.
	When Straits started getting AIDS, they stopped caring about it.
	They were like, all right, whatever.
	AIDS.
	It was only a big deal when it was indie band.
	You like them before they set up your big wake-up group?
	I know people that have had it like 30-something years.
	Wow.
	I have AIDS.
	They have it so mad that there's no viral load.
	And when they get their blood checked, it doesn't come up as a positive.
	Wow.
	Chalou, you've got a viral load.
	Here's the video.
	To just say, okay, gay people should have kids.
	Or gay people should get married and it's easy to say a lot of people.
	It's easy to say an awful lot of people.
	As you said, it's not that easy for a gay couple to have kids.
	Right, so it's very complicated.
	So putting aside the...
	Yeah, biologically, I'd say impossible, actually.
	With this arrogance, putting aside all the finances and all of that stuff that eliminates an awful lot of people from even being able to do it.
	Fortunately, we're able to do it, okay?
	You know what I hope about that?
	But now it gets...
	The lady has the child and says, fuck you, I ain't giving it to you.
	Right.
	How could you possibly like that?
	Remember that picture we showed the other day on the show, and it's two gays holding each other, looking at each other, and the surrogate is like 30 feet behind them.
	Blurred.
	Blurred.
	Out of focus.
	Holding their baby.
	And she's holding her belly.
	Yeah.
	That picture's amazing.
	The other amazing one is Pete Budegig after the baby was born.
	They push her out of the bed.
	Go fucking go to the bathroom.
	And then they lie in the hospital bed holding the baby like they pushed it out of their asshole.
	Yeah.
	And then I saw another one.
	This wasn't a famous gay, but he got in the birthing pool.
	You know, sometimes they do it in a kiddie pool?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I know.
	He got in it.
	And so he's there like, oh, that really ripped my foreskin.
	Holding the fucking baby.
	He's all wet.
	Because he's afraid if she touches him, her maternal instincts are going to come in.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's why these gays look so tired because they're wrestling with the baby to get it away.
	That's the worst thing.
	Like when people give up the babies for adoption, like when they say they're going to do that, they don't let the lady who just bore the child ever touch it.
	Right, which is probably not healthy for the child.
	But anyway, another example of gays being complete self-indulgent narcissists and already failing as a parent by putting himself over the baby.
	I think it's heartbreaking.
	Anyways, would like to hear you talk about this.
	Yeah, my wife's a fag hag, and we've always had this strange argument because she doesn't mind if I go off the rail with guns and abortion even, but she's very sensitive about her faggots.
	And I'm like, look, there's an orphan in an orphanage, no chance at love, no chance at attention, at having a stable family.
	By all means, if there's no straits available and it's an orphanage or a gay marriage, then gay it up.
	But to create a problem from scratch, which is an orphan, and then adopt it, that's what surrogacy is.
	You're creating an orphan and then adopting it.
	You're not helping anything.
	You're creating a problem and then fixing it.
	That's not what adoption is for.
	Adoption is to fix a problem.
	So you are treating humans like dogs, like breeders, and you're just making a human being on a whim.
	I think it's sick and depraved.
	And I've noticed, by the way, they make shitty parents.
	Let's be honest here.
	They don't.
	Like fucking Anderson Cooper and his boyfriend.
	They make a baby from a surrogate, and then the boyfriend's like bored.
	He leaves them, leaves Anderson Cooper to the baby after a year.
	And then Anderson Cooper wants him back, so he adopts another, he makes another surrogate, names it after the ex-boyfriend.
	What?
	And the ex-boyfriend's like, all right, maybe I'll come back for a bit.
	And the media is all like, it's so great.
	They're co-parenting and it's wonderful.
	No, it's selfish.
	Stop making.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I'm gay and retarded.
	But go back to that.
	Because I saw Ali Beth Stucley, who works with Dave Rubin at the Blaze.
	She's like, he's my friend, and he's a Christian, but I do not support what he's doing.
	And if this ends our friendships, it does.
	I'm not going to end our friendship, but I understand if he wants to end it because I don't condone this.
	Like, it seems pretty anti-Christian to me to create an orphan.
	He may love God, but I don't know how God feels about him.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	The feeling is not mutual.
	God loves all his children.
	Come along with a joke.
	Sure.
	So first, technically, because there are biological differences between men and women, I don't want to get us canceled on YouTube, but it actually is true, Jordan.
	Oh, because, you know, we could not biologically have kids.
	So, you know, just ourselves.
	What about in the bus?
	We talked about adoption.
	Has anyone even tried that?
	Yeah, I think.
	I think they have.
	Couldn't you put some ovaries up his ass and then fuck him?
	They put all sorts of shit up their ass.
	I was working in the ER and one of them had a light bulb up his ass.
	The other had a huge pile of ovaries.
	Does this not seem dark to you?
	There's something wrong there.
	Anyway.
	Yeah.
	I looked up child abuse because I was wondering if there was a pattern with gays, and I did not see a pattern at all.
	But it's not an easy thing to research.
	A little bit we did.
	We both felt that the genetic component of this was important to us.
	So for a little while, we debated.
	So wait a minute.
	We always talk about how it's satanic to play God, right?
	Like Stalin said, I'm going to decide who gets to eat.
	What happened?
	40 million people died.
	Michelle Wolf says, I felt like God when I was getting my abortion, and that's satanic because deciding who gets to live or die is playing God.
	If you're sitting there going, genetics is a component, I'd like red hair.
	So I'm kind of into ginge.
	So we'll get a female surrogate who's a ginge.
	And like now, you're playing with it like it's a Matty City little kitchen.
	Yeah.
	That sounds satanic to me.
	Does it not?
	I'm open for arguments here.
	With my sister's egg, we thought we'd have two kids.
	That was the thought process in the beginning.
	That's weird.
	Did he just say my sister's sperm?
	Yeah, that's not going to be his sperm, though.
	It'll be his husband's sperm and her eggs.
	Right.
	So they're using women.
	This is my husband.
	You might know him.
	You fucked my sister.
	Well, actually, that would be my nephew.
	What are you using?
	He's my sister.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	How about you fuck my sister?
	I'll fuck your sister.
	And we'll have nephew kids.
	Wait, I want to hear more of this.
	We thought we could take some of my sister's eggs.
	Right.
	And she's a mother.
	Now she's actually pregnant with her third.
	Gross.
	But that we could get her eggs and then we would take babies from them.
	That would be so fucking funny.
	That sounds evil.
	That would be so fucking funny.
	If Jordan Peterson was there going, gross.
	It would be.
	See, the problem is.
	Okay.
	I'm dry heaving now.
	See, I would have said, if you're going to have, take my sister's eggs, you got to fuck her, though.
	Yeah.
	And I want to watch.
	I'm in a video technology.
	She has to get a haircut so she looks like me and a blazer on.
	Yeah.
	Here's the conception of you being conceived.
	Well, we debated going with my sister's eggs.
	Oh, that's criminal.
	I didn't have two kids.
	That was a general thought process in the beginning.
	And we thought we could take some of my sister's eggs.
	That's a good one.
	And she's a mother now.
	She's actually pregnant with her third.
	Terrible.
	But that we could get her eggs, and then we would take David's sperm, and then we would have two children.
	That's dark.
	After a long time of talking, about a year debating that back to the future.
	It would take longer, like forever.
	A lot of ethical and moral issues that my sister then would sort of would do.
	You want to continue, maybe leave ethics out of it.
	There were all sorts of things that we were about to traverse.
	Right, and that's all uncharted territory, right?
	You think you know how that might go, and you think you know how it might go if you have goodwill, but that does not mean that you know how it will go.
	And I have to say, even that conversation, having that conversation with my sister, who was interested in, you know, when we came to her, she was just like, so she's fucked up, too.
	She's flattered and honored that we were even considering it.
	But then she said, why don't you sit with us for a little bit?
	And then suddenly she had a lot of those questions and she was concerned if, you know, she shows up to the birthday party and then feels this odd jealousy.
	Or what if she suddenly maternal instincts are going to develop as she's bearing this child for you?
	Yeah, what a shitty obstacle.
	You might as well just throw a grenade in your family and blow it up.
	Yeah.
	And how is she going to feel when she sees her nephew?
	Did they not see the fucking madness of entertaining that for a year?
	Nephew's son?
	I mean, the baby is just as much biologically your husband's as it is your sister's.
	Yeah.
	And then don't you want to care about like if you're a husband and you have a pregnant wife, you work together on what the diet will be, like, oh, we shouldn't eat sugar, we shouldn't eat seed oils or whatever the fuck it may be.
	Yeah, because that's he's going to be going to his boy, her brother, saying, she's not eating right.
	Right.
	She's not getting enough rest.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And then also at a barbecue or whatever, Dave Rubin is going to look over and see his two-year-old son and his sister with this strange bond.
	And then the boy's going to feel really good when he's with Ruben's sister and the husband.
	He's going to be like, I don't know what this is, but I love being with you two guys.
	He's going to be jealous.
	And then Ruben's going to be like, hey, I'm your father.
	And he's going to be like, you have more uncle vibes, to be totally frank.
	No, I may biologically be your uncle, but I decided, just like making up a gender, that I'm your dad.
	Yeah, okay, that sounds cute.
	I came up with the idea.
	When I'm with my cousin, cousins in Scotland, we feel this like this weird bond.
	Same bloodline.
	Yeah, like it's my dad's sister's son, and we were at Keene Steakhouse when he was last in New York, and we're just looking at each other.
	We both like shopped at the same mod shop in London, and I go, this is weird, right?
	And he goes, it's uncanny.
	Uncanny.
	You and Maddie might be related.
	Could be.
	Maybe.
	Literally.
	Scottish inbreed.
	He lives in the same town, your parents.
	Who is it we were with recently that was also Scottish?
	Oh, I think the state trooper's grandmother is Scottish.
	Oh, Tim?
	Yeah.
	Wasn't sure if we should say his name.
	He's been on the show.
	Sat there on a couch.
	Cammed it up.
	Okay, get back to this.
	I want to hear Jordan Peterson beyond because so far Jordan is just like, yeah, well, that's uncharted territory.
	Yeah, what do you think of it, though, Jordan?
	You must be bummed out.
	As a clue psychologist, what do you think there?
	Even going through that, and this obviously is not the way that we ultimately went about it, even that was sort of a maturation.
	Like, you know, what are we really trying to do here?
	So anyway, ultimately, we probably demonstrate an egg donor.
	I mean, basically, it sounds sort of like sort of like Tinder.
	I mean, there are these where the egg donors are on the site, and we tried to find a girl.
	I didn't really care that much about the pedigree in terms of did they go to an Ivy League school or something like that.
	Oh, wow.
	That would be uneugenics of you.
	Okay, you know what?
	That would be twisted.
	This is a green screen that we could be here all day.
	I want to go through that real fucking slow back.
	We got calls.
	Okay, let's do some profits.
	People that could be working right now, taking their chances, calling to the show.
	Calling from the smoking section at work.
	979, you're on the line, line, line.
	Go ahead there, call.
	Hello.
	Hey, what's up?
	Hello?
	Hey, y'all.
	How you doing?
	Hey.
	Hey, man.
	So I've been listening to the show while I'm working.
	I want to try to give a warning to depussifying your kids too much.
	I have four kids.
	I even have a grandson.
	I'm 42.
	But all my girls, my first three were girls.
	So I kind of let my wife do her thing raising them.
	But my last one was a son.
	So I said I was going to raise him just like my dad raised me.
	And fuck.
	We do jiu-jitsu together.
	He's in Taekwondo.
	He's killed three deer already.
	I mean, couldn't be more proud of him.
	But whenever he's at school, he will haul off and knock somebody in the face fast.
	For what?
	And most of the time, it's black kids.
	Oh, shit.
	Oops.
	Yeah, but you want to know the context of why it's happening.
	Yeah, are they calling his mother a whore or are they saying, I don't like your shoes?
	I don't know.
	Just fucking with him.
	You know, like it'll be different shit.
	You know, sometimes one time there was somebody, some black kid was teasing a girl that he was talking to.
	So he hauled off and like hit this kid like five times.
	I had to have a meeting with the principal and the kid's parents and all this shit.
	Of course, the parents take one look at me and they go, oh, fuck, here's a white supremacist.
	I ride a Harley.
	I ride a Harley and I got a few tattoos.
	I'm a big motherfucker.
	Well, what city is this in?
	Houston, Texas.
	Huh.
	Well, I bet no one's fucking with him anymore.
	No.
	I mean, they still do because about a week before school let out, he got into a big fucking brawl.
	Oh, at that time, he was protecting.
	He hangs out with fucking nerds sometimes.
	Like, there's this fat kid with long hair, and I guess somebody was talking shit to that kid, and he took up for him and got kicked out of school for three days at the last week of school.
	And he's 11.
	I mean, fuck, 11.
	You know, I've never said this before, but I think I'm going to have a new friend who's 11.
	Something wrong with standing up for yourself.
	I never hung out with an 11-year-old before that wasn't my kid, but can we hang out with this guy?
	Sure.
	We're going to be at your show in Dallas.
	Oh, cool.
	Well, you're only a couple hours away.
	Well, pretty.
	You're only a couple hours away.
	Well, I don't know where the fuck it's going to be, but.
	Bring a six-pack of O'Dools for him and let's have some beers.
	I don't drink or anything.
	I had to go to rehab.
	Capri Suns all around.
	Drinking's a fucking thing for me.
	At least you know it.
	You keep it under control.
	Yeah.
	You feel like it was a thing for other people around you, too.
	So I was reading this article the other day about a kid there in New York.
	He was so petrified of a little black kid that the black kid was fucking with him.
	And instead of whipping, you know, trying to fight at least, he fucking kills the little black kid.
	You know, and there's all these pity parties.
	Oh, he was being bullied, which I get, I guess.
	But, I mean, there's too many people nowadays that want to just jump to the most crazy scenario out there instead of fucking taking a licking.
	And, man, in my day, fucking blacks fought whites, and sometimes we ganged up together and beat up a gay.
	The good old age.
	Yeah, man.
	And that was in the fucking 90s.
	What color was the gay, though?
	That's the important thing.
	If it's a black gay, you guys are fucked up.
	Yeah, there's a lot to be said for, you know, minor fisticuffs.
	Yeah.
	It's necessary.
	It's really healthy, and it makes you...
	When you get punched In the face, we've said this a million times.
	For the rest of your life, you talk to people differently.
	That's the thing.
	That's how you learn how to conflict resolution.
	You start off with an argument, you try to resolve it certain ways, and it comes down to it.
	Sometimes there is no, we just got to bang it out.
	Yeah.
	And then your best friends.
	That's what's happening.
	These kids are so beta and so terrified.
	They think the world is crashing down on them.
	And they go straight to the most extreme.
	Yeah.
	That's what's like the people.
	The disconnect is right there.
	Nobody wants to say, hey.
	Well, especially in the hood where you shoot someone for being rude, disrespecting you.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Come on.
	Thanks for calling.
	There's something to say about growing kids up in the country.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, my problem with that is there's not enough playing with other kids.
	Like, you have to go drive to the next guy's house.
	Yeah, you can get him a dirt bike.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	Hey, you know, speaking of heroes, when people stand up for women or those who need help, there's heroes out there.
	There's heroes.
	This guy's a fucking badass.
	You never know who you're making.
	This is what you can be if you have real testosterone, real honor, and you're a real man.
	Yes.
	You transcend.
	To the party.
	Uh-oh.
	Some jocks over there.
	Oh, well.
	How can that be?
	Oh, good.
	She rejected him.
	He put his hands on her?
	Whoa!
	He's yelling.
	Better not touch her again.
	She isn't interested.
	Put that hand in that pocket.
	There you go.
	And back in there.
	Or else what?
	You'll see fucking Bo!
	Wait, that's not how that would work either.
	Like, when you say, you'll see, then another thing happens, and then you do it.
	You don't go, you'll see.
	Bam!
	Yeah, he's wrong.
	He meant, you're about to see.
	Right.
	Or you say, here's what happens.
	And then what is that werewolf going to do?
	Kill him now?
	I mean, you shouldn't touch a woman who doesn't want you, but I don't think you should be eaten alive if you do.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	Maybe punched in the nose?
	Yeah, and like, do you do like a non-fatal werewolf attack?
	I don't think so.
	Dear G-Dog, how did you make it as a punk when you moved to Montreal?
	How did you get money for food, rent, etc.?
	Did you have to work a part-time job?
	Or did the shows you performed at pay you?
	No, the shows did not pay.
	They paid like $100 was the most money we ever got.
	That's split now by five.
	I would tree plant in the spring, May and June, and get a nice nest egg.
	And then for the rest of the year, I was a bike messenger, which in Montreal is the shittiest fucking job imaginable, especially in the winter.
	Montreal is Mount Royal.
	It's a mountain.
	So you're going up, oh, there was this one hill called Beaver Hall Hill.
	We try to grab onto the back of a car to go up it, but if you didn't have a car, you'd have to be in the fucking 15th gear to get up there.
	And then for each package, we'd get like $1.50.
	So you had to haul ass to make any kind of money.
	And it's Montreal, so they don't like the English guys.
	So the French guys would get, the French dude would spend his whole day just in old Montreal.
	And we'd be up to fucking Atwater, St. Henry, Mile End, just doing the whole goddamn city.
	Because it was one of the only jobs you could get.
	I also cleaned.
	I was a janitor at Outremont Bagel for a while.
	Lots of really shitty jobs, but tree planning put me through it.
	And then I moved there in 88, and then by 94, I'd started Vice.
	That's the answer to that question.
	Don't say my name on the show.
	My boss watches as well, and he will fire me.
	That's Gary.
	Okay, fine, Jonathan Nicholas Briner.
	I won't.
	Let's take another call.
	There's a $100 choop chat.
	Oh, shit.
	Question for...
	Oh, well, Ryan, you can read this and you.
	Okay.
	Question for Ryan.
	As I'm sure he relates, I'm a farrier.
	I'm sorry to hear that.
	Although I make good money, I often struggle with the question of what my contribution to society is.
	How do you deal with this internal struggle?
	Gavin, feel free to help answer when Ryan begins to flounder.
	Best regards.
	Benjamin T. Groves.
	I think I have a good contribution to society.
	Like I said, as Jordan Peterson bringing up Anthony Kumi on stage is that it's a medicine for people.
	They feel people that feel like isolated and alone politically and maybe even...
	Oh, yeah.
	No, I got a memo from God saying what you guys are doing is very important.
	We're making people put a ring on it, making them have babies.
	And as far as your contribution, make some babies, get married.
	Your job is important, but it shouldn't define your legacy.
	Your legacy is your children.
	What's the matter with...
	A fairy is a guy who puts horseshoes on horses, right?
	I thought it was a gay guy.
	No, that's a fairy, you fucking retardier.
	Okay, okay.
	Yeah, horses are an integral part of our lives.
	They provide, they do important work with that cowboy stuff.
	They're also fun, entertainment.
	It's a sport.
	And with these gas prices, we'll probably be needing your work very soon.
	Yeah, a good gauge is to go, if I don't come to work today, is the world better off?
	And I think with a lot of people in HR and shit like that, it really, we don't want you there.
	Like I saw this video, Carl Benjamin was talking about this.
	A 22-year-old who works at LinkedIn talked about her day, and you're just like, when I'm president of the world, you're fired.
	Like, get home, get with the kids, make some kids.
	You fucking suck.
	See if you can dig that up.
	Oh, I thought we ended the show.
	No.
	Have kids.
	Get kids.
	TikTok, 22-year-old corporette, LinkedIn, Day in the Life.
	You got to see this, Man, a day in the life at LinkedIn in Chicago.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Okay, if a farrier feels bad, aren't you embarrassed?
	Horses need horseshoes, they need grooming.
	Horses provide everything from like sports for kids and girls and entertainment and racing and ranching.
	Very important job, farrier.
	This, being a 22-year-old executive at fucking LinkedIn.
	Can I guess what's going to happen?
	What she eats for lunch is going to be a big part of this.
	Correct?
	Am I?
	Yep.
	Okay, that's really all I had.
	And it's going to be a salad of some sort.
	Okay, go back to the beginning, though.
	Welcome to another day in the life working for LinkedIn Chicago.
	Guys, today was a packed day, so get ready.
	I got up bright and early, although it wasn't really bright outside.
	It was pretty rainy, but look how many freaking people are commuting nowadays.
	Anyways, got to the office, got some coffee.
	Celebrating Pride right now, so there's a cute little whiteboard to write notes to people.
	Got breakfast.
	A lot of you guys asked what this is, and it's spirulina chia seed pudding.
	I had a meeting before I got ready to go shoot a project that I've been helping out with.
	That was really fun to be behind the scenes.
	I grabbed a kombucha before having a one-on-one, grabbed some lunch, more kombucha, because I love it, and went to go continue shooting for the project.
	Hungry, so I tried out this new snack, and in my team meeting, the director of my team found out that I have a TikTok insurance.
	Stop.
	Shooting for the project, by the way, is sitting there while other people take pictures of people for, I guess, some web page where it's like head of development, Marnie Crimples.
	And she sits there and they go, is this good?
	And she goes, yeah, that looks like a good picture of Marnie Crimples.
	Okay, thanks for coming to work for me.
	What are we going for?
	I'd be nowhere without you.
	So hello, if you're seeing this.
	Before I left, I grabbed some snacks and drinks and headed out to the warm weather.
	I was literally dripping sweat while I was waiting for the bus.
	Anyways, I got home, quick turnaround because I had a dinner with a marketing team.
	They treated us so well at GT Prime.
	Oh my God, there was champagne waiting for us.
	Does anything ever happen at those dinners?
	Where would LinkedIn be without you?
	Personalized menu.
	This guy's out there grooming horses, nailing horseshoes on, going, I hope this is worth it, man.
	I hope I'm matter because those people in Chicago, they're making real change.
	I mean, they have a whole website dedicated to resumes.
	I'm gluten-free, so they gave me a whole personal gluten-free menu.
	This food was actually to die for.
	I left so stocked and women and their fucking blogging food.
	This is another dandelion of a Chicago worker.
	Gonna head downtown to my social media manager job downtown in downtown Chicago.
	I'm the social media manager of a startup downtown.
	We're actually in our second round of funding.
	I'm 29 years old.
	Oh, 10 a.m.
	You just gotta send a branded tweet.
	Our office is the cool.
	There's snacks, casual address, and it's on the 16th floor in a big building downtown.
	Brutal schedule today.
	I gotta come up with six new posts for social, start brainstorming the theme for our summer campaign, and then I have two separate meetings about the new landing pages.
	Wish me luck.
	The best time to post to Facebook is on a Monday, but the best time to-there's a chef at your fucking office who makes all these different dishes for breakfast, lunch.
	Oh, they have nap centers, they have hanging out with dog centers.
	Oh, yeah, go to the other one.
	She's got another one where she talks about they have a new quiet room.
	Are you like LinkedIn?
	Fire all these people and just keep your profits.
	Shit's up to me if you want to waste money.
	I can always buy another motorcycle.
	I only have three.
	She must be getting ripped for these.
	That's the one you just showed.
	It's a joke.
	It's a joke.
	How do you go to hers?
	Is that her?
	All right, enough, enough, enough.
	I had enough of that.
	This one spins off.
	You could watch it on your own time.
	Social media manager job downtown by Be Nice to Me Productions.
	And then it spirals and gets insane.
	I don't know why.
	Wait, you got to show this one.
	If you go to her page, Ryan, it's the second one.
	Day in the life 22-year-old living in Chicago working in the tech industry.
	Gotcha.
	It's pretty amazing.
	I should probably just do a green screen rather than cram it at the end of the show.
	We could.
	This is her main page.
	Second one in?
	Yeah.
	And you're fucking 48k modem.
	Today was one of those days where you leave for work at 7 a.m. and you don't get back until past midnight.
	I left for work early for a 9 a.m. meeting that was conveniently canceled right beforehand.
	I walked out to the lobby and there were these eucalyptus towels waiting for me, which is really nice, and some fresh orange water, which I, of course, took before taking the elevator up to the office.
	I grabbed some breakfast.
	It's a normal oatmeal and a bag.
	Look at the breakfast option.
	Normal oatmeal gas.
	You gotta see IBM.
	It's normal oatmeal.
	It's ridiculous.
	What does he do there?
	Paint?
	Yeah, maintenance.
	Oh, that shit.
	Oh.
	Yeah, we'll do that as a green screen some other time.
	I grabbed some breakfast, normal oatmeal and cheese and pudding, and we finally got lifted mugs in the office, which I'm so excited about.
	Then I found out that the Walhart that we have in the office is made out of recycled trees from Chicago, which was so cool.
	Fun fact.
	Wait, stop.
	Recycled trees?
	What are recycled trees?
	You know, that bar that Maddie's at is made from recycled trees.
	Yeah.
	All these are made from recycled trees.
	So is my desk.
	This is made from recycled trees.
	Anything would.
	I just found out the newspaper is made from recycled trees.
	Now, I'm a vegan, but this, you know, fucking.
	Yeah.
	The steak was made from recycled cows.
	I just, I want to be, I want to support, you know, eco-environmentalism.
	So we got a bunch of firewood, but it's all from recycled trees.
	Yeah.
	100% of it.
	In fact, most of my house is made of recycled trees.
	We got more calls.
	Get at home.
	Get home, bitch.
	402, you're on the line.
	No, wait.
	I want to see more of this.
	Oh.
	Hold on, 402.
	We've got to make it to our quiet room.
	Our company, all hands, so I grabbed our drink of the day, which is a Blackberry Mojito, and headed downstairs.
	Doesn't majito have alcohol?
	Some lunch because we were starving after that.
	There was this cool little dish, and I grabbed a chai latte before heading to work.
	Watched some of my coworkers play ping pong, and then tried out our new Quiet room, which is a really nice area to just like relax and unplug from work.
	Then it was time to buckle down.
	Unplugged from work at work?
	You've been unplugged.
	No, plug in.
	You want to get in that flow state there, girl.
	You want to be in the zone while you're at work.
	Like, sat in our focus area for a while.
	Focus area.
	There's a quiet room and a focus area.
	They're different.
	Right?
	After work.
	Quiet room and a focus area?
	You got to focus on the quiet.
	You go there after work.
	And then I finished up the rest of my work before getting an email announcing the next team that I'll be joining through my BLP program.
	Work was finally over.
	It was hot as hell.
	So we went to go get some drinks in Lincoln Park before heading to a housewarming party for one of our coworkers.
	Here we are.
	There was banana pudding.
	It was just great summer vibes and really fun to connect with everyone.
	And then we last minute decided, F it, let's go out.
	So we headed to West Loop and went to Federale's really quick drink.
	At this point, I realized that I was still out with my work laptop, so I decided to call it a night.
	Good night.
	Is this a joke?
	Well, after midnight.
	Women in the fucking workforce.
	They fucking okay.
	Do we have a bunch of group chats piled up?
	We got to go soon.
	We have some chats.
	We've got six calls.
	All right, we'll put up the chats and we'll take the calls.
	You're on the line.
	Ben Caller.
	Hey, so me and my wife had our first kid five months ago and we're already trying another one for another one.
	So thanks for that.
	And with this abortion shit, the one thing I cannot wrap my mind around is how many people have kids and are like still cool with it.
	Like, how can you see the miracle in front of your fucking eyes and just be like, yeah, it's cool.
	Just toss them in the fucking trash.
	And pop them in the trash.
	It makes no fucking sense to me.
	I know.
	It freaks me out too.
	And I didn't really feel strongly about it before I had kids.
	I was just like, well, I don't think you should do that.
	It sounds weird, but I guess people have emergencies.
	And then I was like, no, that's a fucking human life.
	Stop it.
	Like, I get it if you're like a retarded kid, like, oh, yeah, fucking whatever.
	But when you're a parent, like, my son's made me into a little bitch, and it makes zero fucking sense to me that, like, they're just good with it.
	It really is bizarre.
	Yeah, good point.
	Thanks for calling.
	It totally confuses me.
	And that's what was so weird about that girl who was holding the sign saying, my body, my choice.
	You might as well have someone with Down syndrome saying, my body, my choice, because the Down syndromes get aborted.
	The babies get aborted.
	It's also, no one ever talks about how common it is for abortions to be someone who's just like, eh, we already have two kids, and I don't want one.
	Not like I was raped in an alley by my dad.
	It's always just like, eh, it'll be a summer birth.
	We got 469.
	Not tonight.
	I think Amber Tamblin had an abortion because she wasn't married yet, and she just wanted to wait a bit.
	And she ended up getting pregnant like five months later.
	So the baby was murdered for being a few months off.
	469, you're on the line.
	Go ahead, call it.
	Go ahead, caller.
	Hey, man.
	Have you been up to date on this Dutch farmer protest thing?
	Yeah, we're going to do a deep dive on it tomorrow.
	The European Union has decided that Dutch farms, not other farms, but the Netherlands, there's too much nitrogen emissions coming from the farmers.
	So they are totally choking their ability to do their jobs and to farm.
	And the conspiracy theory is that they're trying to choke out the food supply.
	The Netherlands is the number two exporter of agriculture after America.
	And this is either the best case scenario is it's retarded eco-fascism where bureaucrats are trying to please the EU and strangling farmers.
	That's the best case.
	The worst case is that it's a pre-planned starvation so they can make us eat bugs and control how we think and act because we're fucking starving.
	Yeah, like, I mean, I'm hesitant to agree with the second, but I don't know if it's pre-planned, but it just seems like they thought that they could have done it with COVID.
	Oh, this will get the job done.
	But it didn't.
	Dude, they keep adding one more thing.
	Oh, maybe monkeypox will do it.
	Oh, that didn't work.
	Okay, I guess you don't get to eat now kind of thing.
	The Dutch police are shooting at farmers in their tractors.
	Crazy.
	Yeah, we'll cover it tomorrow, but thanks for calling.
	Oh, here's a great super chat.
	I'm glad we went over.
	John Kinsman has an open job offer to come and have a long career with my company, Deco.com.
	Merit Shop builds fast.
	No, builds best.
	Yeah, this guy Bryce, he's done merch with us and stuff like that.
	He sent in like fan merch.
	You know what?
	They should change their motto to Deco Builds Back Better.
	Don't you think?
	Yeah.
	I think it's already been used by a bad company.
	Oh, it's never been used before.
	Builds back better?
	Yeah.
	Well, somebody used Get Off My Lawn.
	They used that once.
	They never implied it or tried to do it.
	Yeah, some guy tried to sue me for using Get Off My Lawn because he had a podcast or something.
	I think we have a lawsuit because I see in court this guy.
	Who's this?
	Get Off My Lawn.
	It looks like Dave Lando in the animation.
	Get my lawn.
	On 4th of July, at 6.55 a.m., just to make sure it was the first thing off the presses, ESPN published an article by Howard Bryant titled Baseball, Barbecue, and Losing Freedom on the 4th of July.
	This piece touched on a wide variety of people.
	It looks great.
	Don't people Google things before they...
	So we've got five more.
	Here's an...
	Oh, yeah.
	Another call, right?
	All right.
	Five?
	Want to bang them out quick?
	All right.
	415, you're on the live.
	Go ahead, call it.
	What's up, Faggots?
	Hey, man.
	So I got some.
	It's a really good example of your blame video game theory.
	I don't know if you've ever heard of it.
	Probably Ryan's heard of it.
	The mission No Russian in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
	Oh, yeah.
	You literally do an airport mass shooting.
	You should pull that shit up, Ryan.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Patrice O'Neal was talking about this on Opie and Anthony when it first was terrible.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	We'll look that up.
	Someone's asking with the Glasgow smile.
	Yeah, I don't know about now, but when I was a kid, it was totally normal for someone to get in a fight and cut the assailant would cut either sides of his mouth.
	Hospitals.
	It's totally common to see a Glaswegian with Joker scars, especially the guys my dad's age.
	That was the old Cray Twins.
	You want to know how...
	They got these scars?
	Everyone would bring carpet cutters out in the 80s in Glasgow and just start slicing the dice.
	They'd put a matchstick in between the blades so when you cut the guy, he'd have a piece of spaghetti hanging down and he couldn't be stitched easily.
	Jesus.
	In New York, they call it like getting a buck fifty.
	Is that because it was 15 stitches?
	A buck 150.
	They would do it, we would call it a telephone cut.
	It would go from ear to ear, like ear to mouth.
	They would do it one, because they would take a razor out and just slice it.
	But what does buck fifty come from?
	150 stitches.
	Oh, wow.
	Give them a buck fifty, yo.
	In the bloods in Brooklyn, that's what you have to do for initiation.
	You have to cut a stranger's face, eat their lunch.
	They're food.
	They're food.
	Jump ahead a bit.
	So you just start killing people here for no reason?
	Yeah, I got so many angry baby monsters saying, I play these video games.
	I haven't shot anyone up.
	It's not possible that playing this for six hours numbs you to the horror of shooting a bunch of strangers?
	Is my theory so nuts?
	No.
	But parents shouldn't let their children play that game.
	That's why they have parents.
	They can fucking call it a call real quick.
	You have six-year-olds playing Fortnite, and it's pretty similar.
	There's no blood, but you shoot people.
	Yes, caller.
	Go ahead.
	775, you're on the live.
	Go ahead.
	775.
	Hey, what's going on, guys?
	This is in regards.
	Can you hear me?
	Can you hear me?
	Yes, sir.
	Yes, sir.
	Hey, yeah.
	This is in regards to the show yesterday with Anthony.
	You guys were talking about that Moonrock explosion where the guy blew off his hand and he was just kind of standing there, you know, with his weird lobster.
	Yeah, we showed that yesterday.
	Yeah, so what happened too, his finger, he was holding the whatever kind of firework.
	It exploded, but the guy, his finger went into a person right next to him, impaled their lungs.
	What?
	So that guy was in critical condition.
	I think he's still in the hospital getting fixed up on that.
	And that was actually a month or something ago.
	Wait, a month?
	Was it on July 4th?
	No, no, it was last month.
	But the cops showed up about, they were on the other side, like completely of the town.
	So they had to drive about 40 minutes to get out there.
	The paramedics wouldn't go in because they have to make sure it's not a gunshot.
	They had to make sure it was safe to enter.
	So the guy was bleeding out for a while and the other guy was coughing up blood and eventually he was bleeding out.
	So it just turned into a shit show.
	Oh, by the way, I'm that Muslim, gay black guy from Reno.
	Oh, you're hired.
	Yes.
	All right.
	See you later.
	More info.
	Feel free to look it up.
	Yeah.
	Thanks.
	Glad you came back from the 4th of July, injury-free this year.
	More info, feel free to look it up.
	Thanks, dude.
	We just got Google permission.
	Nice.
	Did you have any nightmares on the fourth calf?
	About the Roman candle debacle last year?
	Yeah, no.
	But we didn't buy our own fireworks this year.
	Didn't seem worth it.
	Okay, we're way over here, 50 minutes over.
	Do we have any more calls?
	Yep.
	You got one online right now.
	It is fucking 201.
	You're on the lum.
	Go ahead, DuJo.
	Can you hear me?
	Yes, sir.
	Go ahead.
	Hey, so I saw a video.
	I emailed it last week.
	It's called Andrew Tate Brutal Reality Check.
	It's like a short video.
	If you go like a minute in, he does a rant about how to do it.
	Oh, yeah.
	I remember getting this email.
	I thought it was like perfect.
	Like, he hits every point, and like, it's just so important that people hear that because they think like, you know, buying a new bag is like going to make you happy or something.
	Well, you know what's also really interesting about it is if you're not good at it, it's not so much what he says, that's great too, but it's amazing hearing what they want to do with their lives.
	Like he goes, what do you want to do?
	He's got a weird British Muslim accent, but they're like, I like traveling.
	It's like traveling, and I like my career, and their careers are always stupid jobs like the ones we just saw in Chicago.
	And you're giving up basically eternity.
	You're giving up immortality.
	If you have kids, you're immortal.
	You're giving up all of this.
	Because what?
	You want to go to Mexico and sit on the beach?
	Show people the title so they can look it up.
	He's got a million ones.
	By random...
	Andrew Tate Brutally Reality Checks Western Women.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	We're going to have a look at it.
	There's some gossip about him.
	He's a big pro fighter.
	Oh, really?
	There's gossip about him.
	He's got 100 million.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Oh, he's got money.
	It's not most of that.
	But I think he was like a couple world-time tiebox, like a kickboxing guy.
	Huh.
	Play it, Ryan.
	Oh, you want to hear it?
	Okay.
	He's very Muslim in the way he wants his women, his wives.
	He's like, if a girl is in love with me or in love with a man, all other men should be unattractive.
	And she can't have male friends.
	She can't go out.
	Oh, he's nuts.
	If you're not going to have children, If you're not going to have children, what are you going to do with your lives?
	If I'm not going to have children, travel, just pursue anything that makes me happy, try to make money.
	I love traveling, so I would probably just drink cocktails on the beach.
	Okay, next.
	About the same thing: like travel, focus on my career, things like that.
	My career will become my baby.
	What about you?
	I honestly just want to get right into my career.
	Okay.
	What's your career?
	What do you want to do in life?
	Right now, so I go to the University of Miami.
	I'm merging in interactive media.
	What I want to do with that is build virtual reality simulators for the military.
	But I'm also mining motion pictures.
	I want to build virtual reality simulators for the military.
	You want to sit there with fucking graphs.
	Look at his face as he's talking.
	And make like walls and rooms.
	And it's important work that needs to be done.
	But you're throwing away children for that?
	Don't worry.
	We have enough nerds to make those.
	And she doesn't want to do that, by the way.
	She's just saying that because it sounds interesting and hard.
	What about you?
	Do whatever the fuck I want.
	It doesn't matter.
	Well, I plan on becoming a doctor.
	So I'm just...
	Maybe you should see one first.
	A life without children is vapious and it's inane and it's pointless.
	And you may sit here and think that your career matters, but the truth is that your job will fire you out of whim and not give a second.
	Don't give a solitary shit.
	And when you're 52 and you're past it with no grandchildren in a house by yourself and all your friends have grandchildren in this beautiful life and you're sitting there by yourself, do you think the fact that you can afford a few extra Gucci bags is going to genuinely make you feel happy?
	I was at my grandmother's 93rd birthday.
	I looked there.
	My grandmother had nine children because there was my father and eight more.
	They all had a bunch of kids, blah, blah, blah.
	I stood there and I looked at my 93-year-old grandmother and there was a room, a whole room full with maybe 70 people that came from that one woman.
	Isn't that remarkable?
	Nobody cared about her career.
	Nobody asked what job she did.
	Nobody asked how many times she went to the club.
	Nobody asked if she had time to go to festivals.
	No, you had 70 sentient beings, including myself, full of life from one woman who dedicated herself to being a mother and a good wife.
	That is beautiful.
	And if you sit here and genuinely think that you're going to work your ass off through your fertile years and by the age of 54, you're not going to be suicidal alone with a cat, then you're dumb.
	One of the happiest women on earth with children.
	All right, that's a good note to end on.
	So yeah, folks, fucking make some babies.
	And if no one else around you is making them, that's not your problem.
	We want to save the West, but we have to start with ourselves.
	And the way we save ourselves is to put a ring on it.
	Stop fucking around.
	If you're in a shitty relationship that's going nowhere and has no prospects for kids or family in the future, fucking end it.
	Stop wasting your time.
	Partying is awesome.
	I partied way too much.
	Started at 14, finally got married at like 34.
	20 years of decadence.
	That's retarded.
	I should have gotten married.
	I should have met my wife at 24 and had five like this guy who's got a year and a half apart.
	That's what life is all about.
	And fairing, what was it called?
	Faring is way better than having a retarded corporate job at LinkedIn in Chicago.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Why be surprised when they retreat?
	Their major weapon is deceit.
	When will we learn?
	Alas, alas, it's three steps forward, two steps back.
	Be careful of the commilize.
	Swallow them and freedom dies.
	The USA must realize that she's the biggest price.
	To find them is an awesome task.

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