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July 4, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4EP137 - JULY FOURTH IS TRUMP DAY

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	You know how much you love it when you get it in the morning.
	Give a f about the budget when you want me to be the subject.
	But it's nothing when you flippin' just they fuck it.
	Cause you walking out in public and you hear them talking rubbish.
	I just wanna rise ride through the city in a cup, bitch.
	I'm a big butt, bitch.
	I'm working my nuts, kiss.
	What up?
	Welcome to the July 4th Donald Trump special.
	Just got a disturbing email from a baby monster.
	Remember when I said, I don't want your presents?
	I just threw them away.
	What really happened was I forgot them.
	We were rushed out of there and Nick Oakes was there and I was like, oh shit, come over here.
	You got to go.
	I got to go.
	And I forgot to grab the book and some shirts and stuff.
	But that's not funny.
	So I said, I don't want your fucking presents.
	Fuck you.
	That was more amusing.
	One of the guys who gave me the thing is driving back.
	They're listening to the show.
	He drove nine hours with his family.
	And he brought one of the, I don't know what it was, shirt or a book or something.
	And I'm like, they're all listening in the car, the whole family.
	And I'm like, fuck you.
	I don't want your gay shit.
	And it's just silence.
	Like, whoop.
	Is there a way the venue could send it?
	No.
	Anyway.
	Sorry about that.
	But I forgot.
	And I changed the story to be a funnier story.
	This show is not about that, though.
	This show is about all fun stuff.
	All Trump all day.
	So we've got a few categories here.
	We're going to look at his awesome nicknames, his fantastic tweets, our favorite moments.
	I still can't find that's a dude.
	Yeah, that's tough.
	That's tough.
	He's not an easy guy to Google.
	There's a lot of shit there.
	His predictions that came true, all the hoaxes around him.
	From the steering wheel to the fine people hoax, and the insurrection is a hoax.
	And then we'll look at some letters and fucking get back to partying.
	But if we are partying, please don't let me do shots or coke.
	All right?
	It's a whole different world.
	A beer buzz, the next day you wake up and you're like, I think I can hack it.
	Every other buzz, the next day is AIDS, especially at 51.
	Recovering from visiting Max and John took me a week.
	It was literally worse than COVID.
	I've had COVID, I think, twice now.
	And it's a rough day.
	Rougher hangover.
	I had COVID too.
	Oh, my God, I forgot.
	We have Donald Trump in the studio, ladies and gentlemen.
	Well, I'm happy to be here.
	Let me just say, because I'm a big fan.
	I could tell that you're a fan of Donald Trump, too.
	You're a big Finn?
	Big Finn.
	You're from Finland?
	People don't know that, but I did theancestry.com and the...
	23andMe, right?
	I thought your mom was Scottish.
	Well, we won't get into it, but we're not going to get into it.
	We're also not going to get into it.
	But yes, happy to be here, Gavin, and I'm honored to have a show.
	All about me.
	Wow.
	We chose the right guy, sir, because everything about you is awesome.
	So let's start just right out of the gate with a compilation of some of what other people consider your best moments.
	I am officially running for President of the United States.
	It's Dr. Second here.
	And we are going.
	I should have introduced this a little bit better.
	Donald Trump is the greatest president of the United States since George Washington.
	Why is that?
	Why do we love him so much?
	Are we stupid?
	Are we in a cult?
	Is it because he's racist and we're racist?
	Or is it because he's sexist?
	Is it because he grabs pussies?
	No.
	America, culturally, had been on a pretty good trajectory from the day I was born, 1970, after Martin Luther King was shot.
	We've been getting better and better and better.
	Reagan's era, things were really cooking.
	Then we had some stinkers.
	We had the Bushes, which are a weird monarchy that ran the country for a while.
	Clinton wasn't bad.
	I like Bill Clinton.
	He's fiscally conservative.
	That's all I really want out of anyone.
	I don't care where he sticks his cigars.
	Then we had a tragedy strike.
	And it wasn't 9-11.
	It was worse.
	It was called Barack Obama.
	Barack Obama's damage to America culturally is possibly irreparable.
	What he did was he wiped out the past 50 years, the past half a century of progress, and said, America's racist.
	It's a hellhole.
	Why did he do that?
	Because he's black?
	No, he's not black.
	He's a bitch.
	He's his mother.
	He's a communist.
	He's the single mom, communist academic, liberal.
	And their culture is all about hate, self-hatred, ethnomasochism, Western anti-chauvinism, hating on this country.
	And, you know, he went, he changed NASA into a thing that goes around the world telling Arabs they did a great job.
	And you've got Michelle Obama saying, when Barack was elected, it was the first time she's ever proud of her country.
	Like, her dad was a fucking gimp.
	And he busted his ass and stayed with the family, gave her a nice normal name like Michelle.
	And she was never proud of this country.
	Her dad worked in transit.
	And because he's a hard worker, we don't care if you're a black gimp.
	Come on in, work hard.
	And she's like, fuck this place.
	What did she say?
	Be better, be better.
	All of a sudden, shame started permeating the proudest country in the world.
	All of a sudden, we stole this land from the Indians and it was built By slaves, and America's not great.
	America should be ashamed of itself.
	That is as culturally impossible as it is for Britain to say we never should have had pubs.
	What have we done with pubs?
	They are horrible.
	Let's have prohibition and burn all the distilleries and end pub culture.
	These explosions of bullshit.
	It is like telling Indians that they can't have spice anymore.
	It's like telling the Congolese that they can no longer jump up and down and rub cow shit on their face.
	I don't know what they do over there.
	It's probably not cool.
	And that was just a weird, it was as ridiculous as Prohibition in a way.
	It was just a weird cultural shift where all of a sudden it was identity politics and it was trans and it was all this stuff.
	And now your race defined you and now your sexual proclivity defined you.
	And America got into this.
	That's why we have Drag Queen Story Hour.
	It's why we have this pathetic education where people are coming out from college stupider than when they went in.
	And Barack Obama's mentality and his supporters, the culture they pushed was, look, you fucked up.
	And all you can do now is apologize and try to give me stuff to make it better.
	And you go, that doesn't feel right.
	But a lot of people went along with it.
	It felt unusual, though.
	Like, imagine, assuming most of you are straight, imagine someone said, you got to be gay tomorrow.
	And you're like, all right.
	I'll even kiss the men.
	You're kissing a guy.
	And you go, this isn't me.
	I don't, I'm not in.
	This feels wrong.
	And I'm, I did this too.
	Like, when we first started getting told we suck and we're evil and white men are evil.
	I'm like, oh, really?
	Okay.
	That sounds wrong.
	Let me check.
	It says here, invented everything.
	And I never cared.
	I love when Tucker said it.
	He goes, when I was a kid, if there was a black kid named Brian, he was just Brian.
	Now he's black Brian.
	So we never did identity politics.
	You made it all about that.
	We looked it up.
	White people aren't that bad.
	They're pretty good.
	And I don't want to play in the fucking race pool with you.
	I want to play in the merit pool, which is the way shit used to be from 1970 to the 80s.
	And then this guy comes along, a regular Joe, a New Yorker with a smart ass attitude, a fuck you attitude.
	And he goes, nah, we're not doing that.
	We're not saying anchor baby.
	No, we're not doing shame.
	No, we didn't fuck up.
	This place is great.
	Let's make America great again.
	And what he means by that is, let's cut out all of this Obama shit, all this nerds rule, anti-bullying, like you are what you eat.
	You are your sexual identity.
	You are your race.
	He goes, no, we're not doing that.
	We're going back to just work hard and do a good job.
	And it worked.
	And the fucking pussies were furious.
	Because losers like Patton Oswalt and all these libs of TikTok and these fucking professors that no one likes and like Alan Froyer last night, or sorry, Thursday night and Terry Gross.
	They finally were not the losers.
	They managed to bully their way to the top.
	We were under the tyranny of the shrill minority, the oppressed, the fucking nerds.
	It was Revenge of the Nerds.
	We've been living in Revenge of the Nerds.
	They went apoplectic because no one wants to give power away, especially when they've just got their first taste of it.
	So there was a backlash like never before.
	It was screaming hysteria.
	They weren't the majority, but if you break up with a girl and say you live in an apartment building, right?
	And she is so psycho, she keeps smashing the front windows of the apartment building.
	Eventually the landlord, if he has no merit, he's going to go, dude, you got to move out.
	This crazy bitch, even though she's just one person, is ruining it for the whole building.
	And that's why Trump lost, besides stealing the election.
	That's why we're in this shithole, because these shrill losers who finally got attention and got to bud their way to the front of the line don't want to give it up.
	This swamp doesn't want to be drained.
	So that's why we love Trump, because he is a true American, and a true American is proud.
	A true American doesn't apologize.
	And here's what I love about America the most.
	A true American is fun.
	That's what I said in Orlando.
	I wasn't that mad when they took this gun away or made this law or started infringing on speech a little bit.
	I didn't mind at first.
	I was dumb.
	You know, it was like being boiled alive, right?
	You don't notice when they turn the heat up slowly.
	Actually, I think I'd notice.
	You know that whole like a frog boiling, you turn it up a little bit?
	You ever been in a hot tub and you're like, dude, this sucks.
	I got to get out of here.
	I'm going to fucking faint.
	I hate hot tubs.
	Anyway, then I noticed they were killing comedy and they were killing fun and they were killing nuance and they were killing art and movies.
	And I went, all right, now I'm mad.
	Now I'm mad because I love fun.
	And that's what I love about Trump, that he's fun.
	So, you know, I did an article, an interview with ABC News, and they brought up this thing and they brought up all this stuff that could be construed as negative.
	For example, they brought up me saying, most Muslims are a bunch of toothless hillbilly inbreds who fuck their first cousin and, you know, eat out of the garbage and fuck goats or whatever.
	And I did say that, generally, I'm paraphrasing.
	But she left out the first part where I said, everyone sees Appalachian hillbillies as these toothless inbreds who fuck goats and blah, blah, blah.
	Ever checked out the Middle East?
	And then I do the exact same description of hillbillies on radical Islam, right?
	She cut out the first part.
	Now, her point was that I shouldn't ever allow myself to be taken out of context.
	Everything I say should be gray and uncancelable and unmanipulable.
	And I said to her, no, no, I want to do that analogy with the Hillbillies and Radical Islam.
	I don't want to have all these caveats around everything.
	That's taking away nuance, that's taking away color, that's taking away fun, art, beauty.
	I like the language to be rude and have some kick to it.
	So, no, I'm not doing this because it has been interpreted as a Nazi symbol.
	And that's what, I mean, my favorite thing of Trump, and we'll get to it in a bit, was just anchor baby.
	Can you stop saying anchor baby?
	Can you please say undocumented citizen of people that are just trying to be good people and are from Mexico originally?
	No, I'm just anchor baby.
	And that's what I said to ABC News.
	No, I'm not.
	I'm not sitting with perpetual fear of nuance.
	Now I'm going to call it double anchor baby.
	You really done it now.
	You got to double down, Gavin.
	Sure.
	All right.
	So that's the intro we need before we talk about how fucking awesome this dude is.
	And we are going to make our country great again.
	When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best.
	That's just a fact.
	They're not sending you.
	They're not sending you.
	They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us.
	They're bringing drugs.
	They're bringing crime.
	They're rapists.
	Who's number one with Hispanics?
	Trump.
	Yes, you told me about that earlier.
	I love the Mexican people in their spirit.
	But the country of Mexico is killing us.
	I want to build a wall.
	I'm going to build a wall.
	By the way, what is this compilation?
	This is NBC or something, right?
	Global news.
	That's Canada.
	So what you're supposed to be shocked by is this is like the worst.
	Like when he said they're sending rapists.
	88% of the women crossing the border get raped.
	So these are hate facts, I'm afraid.
	And in Canada, hate, the truth is no excuse.
	You can still be arrested by the Human Rights Commission for saying something that's true, just if it offends a particular group.
	And Mexico will pay for the war.
	But we have some bad umbres here, and we're going to get them out.
	And it's really weak to call John McCain a loser because he was a patron.
	I never called him.
	I don't call him.
	That is outrageous.
	He's an American hero.
	I don't like losers.
	But, but, Frank, Frank, let me get to him.
	He hit me.
	He's not a war hero.
	He's a war hero.
	He's a war hero.
	Five and a half years.
	He's a war hero because he was captured.
	I like people that weren't captured, okay?
	I hate to tell you.
	And then I watched this idiot Lindsey Graham on television today, and he calls me a jackass.
	He's a jackass.
	Just stop, stop, stop.
	Have you heard this talk that McCain wasn't captured?
	I've never heard that, no.
	Yeah.
	There's a whole thing.
	I don't know how verifiable it is, but that he was just staying in an apartment.
	It was all set up by his father.
	He's really well connected, and this is all a ruse.
	Big if true.
	I think he's also from Kenya.
	We've got to see the birth certificate.
	Oh, I believe that Obama was not born in America.
	So true.
	Actually, the same guy who told me the McCain thing also said he's seen the birth certificate, and it doesn't look like the others, other Hawaiian birth certificates.
	Man of the toupee.
	This is on the front page of the New York Times.
	I don't wear a toupee.
	I'll prove.
	I'll prove once and for all that it's mine, okay?
	Remember Jimmy Fallon tussled his hair on this show?
	And then people went, you humanized him.
	I believe it is.
	You humanized him.
	And then Jimmy Fallon went through this like, stop, this soul-searching thing.
	He's in New York Magazine, sitting on top of the Radio City Music Hall sign outside.
	What the fuck are you doing up there?
	Just going like this.
	Like, what the fuck have I done?
	I got Trump elected.
	Like, he was in shit for treating Trump like a human being.
	Okay.
	I believe it is.
	Thank you.
	I have such respect for women.
	I cherish women.
	You've called women you don't like fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals.
	Your Twitter account?
	Only Rosie O'Donnell.
	I love the women.
	I love that because he can see what she's doing there.
	Like, women you don't like, fat pigs.
	No, he has called a woman a fat pig.
	That doesn't mean I call women I don't like fat pigs.
	So he sees she's fucking around and messing with him.
	So he messes with her back and refuses to take the question seriously because it's not a serious question.
	Those are the ones that love me.
	No, go ahead, Donald.
	No, I'm a gentleman, Hillary.
	Go ahead.
	What I say is what I say.
	And honestly, Megan, if you don't like it, I'm sorry.
	I've been very nice to you, although I could probably maybe not be based on the way you have treated me, but I wouldn't do that.
	You brag that you have sexually assaulted women.
	Do you understand that?
	No, I didn't say that at all.
	I don't think you understood what was said.
	This was locker room talk.
	Yes.
	Every woman, a lot of people.
	Can you stop?
	Can you effing believe, I swear to God, I'll mention this on my deathbed, that there was a 100,000-person rally in Washington, D.C. because they're offended by a pussy joke.
	That is about as embarrassing as when, what's his name, Rishav Nivav, Dr. Shiva, had that free speech rally and 100,000 Bostonites marched in the streets saying, we don't want hate in Boston.
	You're facts.
	It's so gay and embarrassing.
	It's embarrassing.
	I felt embarrassed for all those people.
	Fucking eight-year-old girls holding signs.
	You're not going to grab my pussy.
	What?
	I'll tell you who's going to grab your pussy.
	Fucking Drag Queen Story Hour.
	Careful who you.
	You have strange bedfellows there, kid.
	When they came forward to hurt my campaign.
	Believe me, she would not be my first choice, that I can tell you.
	You take a look.
	Look at her.
	Look at her words.
	You tell me what you think.
	I don't think so.
	I don't think so.
	All of these liars will be sued after the election is over.
	I'm going to take such good care of women's health care issues, you won't even believe it.
	Do you believe in punishment for abortion?
	Yes or no?
	As a principle?
	The answer is that there has to be some form of punishment.
	For the woman.
	There has to be some form.
	He's answering the fucking question, honestly.
	And Global News, their implication there is that abortion is just women's health care.
	I'm sick.
	I have a baby.
	It's not a fucking tumor, Global News.
	Such a nasty woman.
	It's just fun.
	I have tremendous respect for women.
	Have you ever done this?
	Women have respect for me.
	But I'm surging with women.
	I think Hillary would be a terrible president.
	Well, I think the only card she has is the woman's card.
	She's got nothing else going.
	And frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don't think she'd get 5% of the vote.
	She's a world-class liar.
	Just look at her pathetic email server statements.
	She's crooked Hillary.
	Don't you understand that?
	All right, that's enough.
	That's a good segue, though, to the nicknames.
	That's one of my favorite things about him.
	His nicknames are so good.
	And remember when Stephen Oliver, is that his name?
	John Oliver heard that Trump's original name was Drumpf?
	And yeah, people on Ellis Island were lazy and Rosh Devonsdovik became Rosh.
	And so they got sick of spelling out Drumpf.
	And they made it.
	That's not the gotcha you think it is, you fucking loser.
	Conversely, however, whenever Trump came up with a nickname, it was always a masterpiece and it stuck.
	So without further ado, let's stop this Canadian montage and get into Trump's awesome nicknames.
	I'm taking the gloves off, right?
	Yes?
	Take the glove.
	Take the gloves.
	Right?
	You know, Lion Ted.
	We call him Lion Ted.
	That one was pretty good.
	Pocahontas.
	That one was magical.
	Elizabeth Warren.
	Get at Lil Marco.
	And I say, Mandison.
	And that stuff.
	And no one ever saw him as anything but Little Marco after that.
	Also, the Big Ears.
	He called him Big Ears Marco.
	Remember that?
	Now when I look at Marco Rubio, I just see Dumbo the elephant.
	Melting.
	I love running against him.
	Wait, go back.
	Did he say he looks like he's melting?
	Something happening with him.
	And he's like melting.
	I love running against Crooked Hillary.
	I love that.
	That one could have stuck better.
	That one didn't stick, but it's good.
	People don't know Germany enough.
	Great jazz basic regime for Hillary.
	When you get right down to it.
	Look, the email has bad judgment.
	Also, she's honesty.
	That's why we call her Crooked Hillary Clinton.
	No, but why did she get rid of him?
	Hillary?
	This one didn't go anywhere.
	Rotten Clinton.
	Hillary Rotten Clinton, you're right?
	Not done anything.
	Just go home, go to sleep, relax.
	I do believe she is the devil.
	I think she's murdered, been responsible for the murders of at least 14 people.
	The devil.
	Yeah, I know.
	It used to hurt my feelings.
	It doesn't anymore.
	You don't have feelings.
	You're the devil.
	Okay, so 1-7 is another montage of quality nicknames.
	What are your favorites, Ryan?
	I mean, sorry, Donald Trump.
	Well, frankly, I've always loved Lion Ted, but he came back around and he supported Donald Trump.
	And so now we call him Beautiful Ted.
	He stood right next to me.
	You'd never believe it.
	After all the things I said about him, you know, I said, Lion Ted.
	And your friend Alex Stein, remember when he got in front of Ted Cruz?
	Oh, yeah.
	He asked him, he said, how did you stand there after Trump made fun of you and your wife?
	Because Ted maybe doesn't have a backbone, but I'll tell you what, when he started supporting me, I stood right next to him.
	I said, we used to call him Lion Ted.
	He stood right next to me, and I said, now we're going to call him Beautiful Ted.
	So I renicknamed him right there.
	He's not beautiful.
	Like naming a boat.
	He's like a crow.
	And then I cracked a bottle of champagne over his head.
	Okay, that's what I did.
	All right, go back to the montage there.
	Moderate?
	Here's NBC's Andrea Mitchell.
	Modern?
	I am the modern man.
	Here's NBC's Andrea Mitchell.
	Modern.
	Meanest modern.
	Meanest modern.
	What the hell is that?
	I'm going to call you Mumblemouth.
	Mumble Mouth.
	Whatever is.
	Gumble.
	Gumble.
	Whatever.
	That's not Brian Gumble.
	No, it's not.
	Lester Holt.
	Yeah, he does all those true crime things, doesn't he?
	Where all he does is come out and it says hosted by Lester Holt.
	He just comes out and says, they died and it was horrible.
	And here's the story.
	Bye.
	And then they can have a black guy as the face of the show, even though he doesn't do fucking anything.
	Lazy Lester.
	Lackluster.
	Lackluster.
	Oh, that's good.
	Well.
	We've seen yet.
	Here's NBC's Andrea Mitchell.
	From the ethnic insults.
	They're bringing drugs.
	They're bringing crime.
	They're rapists.
	To schoolyard taunts.
	Biggest deers I've ever seen.
	A guy with the worst spray tan in America is attacking me.
	The attacks this year have gone from plain old nasty to flat out crude.
	You know, Lil Rubio.
	He's a very nasty guy.
	His hands are the size of someone who's 5'2.
	And you know what they say about men with small hands?
	Even those you least expected got in on it.
	Just one thing I got to get this off my chest.
	Donald Trump is a jerk.
	It's hard to think of any campaign in modern times.
	Oh, that was a real good diss.
	He got you.
	I got to get this.
	And look at his fucking quarter zip sweater.
	I'm sorry.
	I can't be friends with anyone who wears those.
	I mean, at least it's on brand, right?
	Low energy.
	If I met a guy, because in the suburbs, a lot of the dads wear those.
	If I met a guy, I would say, can you please take that off?
	It would be like a Jew, and you show up with a swastika sweater.
	It'd be like, look, I understand you're a Nazi, but can you take that off?
	It's offensive to my people.
	Like, I cannot tolerate.
	I will not abide by those fucking sweaters.
	It's off my chest.
	Donald Trump is a jerk.
	It's hard to think of any campaign in modern times where you've had the line with the debate be so raw and angry and getting personal.
	Undeniably, it is Donald Trump, the most controversial candidate in memory who's driving the tone.
	Jeb is a low energy person.
	That's my favorite.
	That's the winner.
	Low energy.
	And that was a fucking curse.
	He's like a wizard.
	When you call Jeb Bush low energy Bush, oomph, it like sticks to him like tar.
	Yeah.
	He was never anything but I still, if you put Jeb Bush in my head, I hear the words low energy.
	They're losers.
	They're losers.
	His sharpest tool, Twitter.
	Social media rants sparking a new phrase.
	Donald is throwing yet another temper tantrum, or if you like, yet another Trumper tantrum.
	Only once, the personal attacks exploded in Temper tantrum.
	Possibly Marco Rubio's last chance to stop Trump.
	He wanted a full-length mirror.
	Maybe to make sure his pants weren't wet.
	Little mouth on him.
	Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
	He's flying around on Hair Force One and tweeting, it's Rubio.
	It isn't the first modern campaign to hit below the belt.
	In 1992, it was 1992.
	Go back to fucking 1792.
	Like, the history of politics has always been cutthroat.
	Go look up the founding fathers.
	Go look up the first five presidential campaigns in America.
	It's always been like this, you silly cunt.
	Fuck, that's the death of our education.
	Bill Clinton and Al Gore on foreign policy.
	My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two people.
	Whoa, she's really going back in the history books there, all the way to the 90s.
	Nate Bill Clinton took this shot at then-Senator Obama's experience.
	This whole thing is the biggest fairy tale I've ever seen.
	But 2016 has reached a new low.
	He should sue whoever did that to his face.
	There have been campaigns that have been called nasty in the past, but the nastiness was over issues.
	It was not making personal insults against each other.
	That's not true.
	This nasty campaigning work?
	We'll find out tonight.
	Andrea Mitchell, NBC News.
	Hey, NBC News fans.
	Thanks for checking out.
	NBC News fan.
	Imagine being an NBC News fan.
	Go to 1-8.
	Here's one of my favorite ones.
	It didn't really stick, but it had its moment in the sun.
	Standing sort of alone against all of these people.
	I mean, I saw Adam shift this guy, the watermelon head.
	I say, no, he's like a watermelon head.
	No dummy.
	No dummy.
	And he doesn't believe it.
	But he said the other day.
	And then there's, of course, Buttage gig with his Alfred E. Newman.
	And I love that one because they were trying to goad him into saying fag.
	I probably would have done that.
	I would have went, do we really want our first lady to have cum in his beard?
	That would have been my line.
	I should run for president.
	Issues for Pennsylvania is the survival of your fracking industry.
	So true.
	Joe Biden has repeatedly pledged to abolish fracking.
	He's a liar, okay?
	He's a liar.
	How do you do it?
	How do you do it?
	He went for a year and a half.
	They said, are you, remember the debates with the radical left Democrats, right?
	You had Alfred E. Newman, you had all these people.
	You know who Alfred E. Newman is?
	Yes.
	Pete Budicek.
	Pete Budicek.
	He was a bad mayor of a failed town, and he's going to run for president, you know?
	Pete Budicek.
	But, you know.
	That delivery could have been a lot better.
	He should have said.
	Does anybody remember?
	Well, Donald, you could have done it like this.
	Does anybody remember Mad Magazine?
	Remember Alfred E. Newman?
	What Me Worry?
	I thought that was Alfred E. Newman.
	When I saw Pete Buttigag, I go, did someone, is this the model for Alfred E. Newman?
	Is this the guy Mad Magazine is based on?
	Yeah, I thought he had a background in politics, but frankly, he was on the cover of a magazine.
	And it was Mad Magazine.
	Remember that?
	Remember that?
	That sweet little beauty.
	Yeah, he even had butt in his name, too, and he had to stay away from it.
	Don't go near the gay.
	That's their track.
	Don't go near the gay.
	You're too smart for that.
	Too smart.
	All right, I think we're ready to jump into our favorite Trump moments, Mr. Trump.
	Wow.
	Are you ready for this, folks?
	We should have music.
	Like, let's, every time we show a card, have Mac Miller from now on.
	Don't go back in time, but from now on, we show the card and it's Donald Trump shit.
	Get my nuts kissed.
	And here we go.
	Okay, this is pretty much everyone's favorite, right?
	Montenegro is a bullshit country.
	England is a fag country, according to Archie Bunker.
	And Montenegro, like the Balkans, all those garbage, Serbia.
	What are you?
	And that's funny, too, because they say Western chauvinism is white supremacy.
	No, I hate the East.
	I hate the Balkans.
	Serbia can suck a dick.
	Yep.
	Fucking, what was that dumb war with the Milosevic and the, what are they called again?
	My brain's broken here.
	I don't know.
	There's a war going on in my coalition for me to care.
	Yeah, I don't care.
	Nobody cares.
	Eastern Europe, Russia, Balkans, sorry.
	Ukraine, don't care.
	I don't stand with Ukraine.
	I can't stand Ukraine.
	Move it, fuckface.
	And then it gets better.
	Yes!
	The blazer.
	Like, compare that to Biden or Justin Trudeau.
	You see them at these stupid G7 summits, these fake summits that America puts the bill for.
	And remember Justin Trudeau, he's fiddling with his little bag, his little man purse, and he's got his notebook there, and he's taking it out, and he's got a pen, and he's...
	He looks over at Bolsonaro, and Bolsonaro is just like, eh, fuck off.
	And then he finally meets Trump, and Trump is like, who are you again?
	Are you one of Ivanka's ex-boyfriends?
	How do I know you again?
	I run the second largest country in the world.
	Yeah, landmass, not population.
	And then Biden, I just saw a clip of him recently where he pushes in his chair and then you look at him and you're going, you're lost.
	If you don't have your cards, which by the way, he's been getting these little cards that say you sit in your chair for 50 years.
	So if he doesn't have a card telling him what to do, he has no fucking idea what to do.
	It's weekend at Bernie's with that fucking guy.
	So yeah, that was an awesome moment.
	December of 2019, I put these in order.
	He blew up that airplane hangar in Syria.
	Right?
	The mother of all bombs.
	Right?
	See, this is, like, I'm an isolationist, like Buchanan, but I also get John Bolton's neocon shit to a certain extent.
	You have to show the world that you're tough.
	I don't want to be the world's police.
	I don't want to go out there and pick fucking dirt out of their rice and try to make sure they eat okay.
	That's none of my business.
	But I also want people to be scared of Americans.
	I want terrorists to go, oh no, the Americans are coming.
	Walk softly and carry a big stick.
	So instead of sending thousands of teenagers to die in Afghanistan for 20 years, I'd rather you just fucking go in, behead the snake, get the top guys, take them out with green berets, or just fucking have some drones bomb the living shit at a one airplane hangar and just go,
	this is what happens when I get mad.
	Like with fucking Putin.
	He said, I will bomb all these little turrets in Moscow and this place.
	And Putin didn't respect Donald Trump.
	Putin was scared of Donald Trump.
	He thought he was a fucking psycho.
	Like John Pierce, the guy we had here, Kyle Rittenhouse's ex-lawyer, I use him all the time for people.
	And I don't think they go, oh, Lord, one of the top minds in law has sent me a letter.
	I think they go, this fucking guy's unhinged.
	He won't stop.
	They're scared of him.
	They think he's a fucking psycho.
	And that's just as good as respect in many ways.
	I love you, John.
	I hope you're not offended by that.
	Your strategy.
	The situation with ISIS has to be dealt firmly and strongly.
	When you have people being beheaded, I would love not to be over there.
	That's not a sight.
	That's other people.
	Music.
	I said don't go into a revolution.
	I said now.
	We gotta go.
	We gotta beat the shit out of you.
	Check the breather.
	That's right.
	I'd blow up the pipes.
	I'd blow up the revi.
	I'd blow up every single inch.
	There would be nothing left.
	And you know what?
	They're not going to show it, but I had a great moment where I said I was at the Oval Office.
	It was a very official thing.
	It was on TV.
	And I said, we're going to bomb them into hell.
	Do you remember that?
	Oh, that's a good segue to my next one.
	John Dingell was a guy who Trump thought supported him, and then he found out John Dingle was talking shit about him.
	So at his funeral, Trump, you said he might be in hell.
	I don't know.
	Nobody knows.
	Right?
	Cowards don't go to heaven, right?
	I don't think so.
	Then you have this dingle, dingle.
	You know, dingo from Michigan.
	You know, Dingle?
	You ever hear of her, Michigan?
	Debbie Dingle, that's a real beauty.
	So she calls me up like eight months ago.
	Her husband was here a long time.
	Wait, stop.
	But I didn't give him...
	You know what first attracted me to Trump, besides the anchor baby line, was that guy behind him.
	It was Trump's fans.
	You can really judge a politician by who his supporters are.
	And I just like every Trump supporter I met was an awesome dude.
	Yeah.
	Give him the B treatment.
	I didn't give him the C or the D. I could have.
	Nobody would have.
	Don't want to give him a turn.
	I gave him the A plus treatment.
	Take down the flags.
	Why are you taking him down?
	For ex-Congressman Dingo.
	Oh, okay.
	Do this.
	Do that.
	Do that.
	Rotunda, everything.
	I gave him everything.
	That's okay.
	I don't want anything for it.
	I don't need anything for anything.
	She calls me up.
	It's the nicest thing that's ever happened.
	Thank you so much.
	John would be so thrilled.
	He's looking down.
	He'd be so thrilled.
	Thank you so much, sir.
	I said, that's okay.
	Don't worry about it.
	Maybe he's looking up.
	I don't know.
	This was sent in by a baby monster, by the way.
	A lot of these best moments are democratic.
	But I gave him A plus, not A. And then, speaking of taking care of business, of course, 2.5 when he killed Qasem Suliyamani.
	Solamini.
	Solamini.
	Solong mini.
	That's what I call him because he's smaller, because he's bound, right?
	All that was left was his hand.
	Uh-oh.
	And we had a great dog that went in there and really did a lot.
	Remember the dog?
	See, that's my favorite kind of war.
	You just bomb them, and then you stop and say, are you good?
	Is that enough?
	Or green berets, Navy SEALs, they show up in the middle of the night, like the Osama bin Laden thing.
	Get up in the middle of the night, gone.
	What happened?
	Where's Hitler?
	He's dead.
	We took care of him.
	United States military successfully executed a flawless precision strike that killed the number one terrorist anywhere in the world, Qasin Salome.
	Salome was plotting imminent and sinister attacks on American diplomats and military personnel, but we caught him in the act and eliminated him.
	Under my leadership, America's policies...
	Do you remember?
	So when we had Dinesh on the show, the time when he had the debate with what's his name?
	The skeptic, Michael.
	Shermer.
	Shermer.
	Shermer.
	Oh, Scherzer, by the way, is coming back tomorrow with the Mets.
	We're going to be back.
	I lost a lot of money last week.
	Anyway, and Dinesh said, so, Donald, you seem like you're a bit of a toad.
	You have very thick skin.
	And, you know, you take all of this abuse and it just seems to roll off your back.
	And Donald, which is what we all assume, right?
	He's just like, yeah, fuck you, bitch.
	He goes, no, it hurts my feelings.
	You said that.
	And you said, you said, this sola mane guy.
	Like, I thought, all right, this is clear-cut, very simple.
	I got a bad guy.
	I assume I'll be getting accolades now.
	And the press, the media went, oh, Barack was way cooler after he killed Osama.
	He was just really, well, we took care of it.
	When he's gone, we did it.
	Let's get back to work, people.
	Trump was too braggadocious after his assassination of the terrorist guy.
	And Trump was bummed about that.
	He thought, I thought I'd be getting high fives.
	I kind of feel the same way about Charlottesville.
	After it was over, and I called, I said, don't go.
	It's evil.
	It's a setup.
	It's a trap.
	And then I was waiting for my high fives.
	And they're like, you basically were there.
	You basically killed Heather Heyer.
	I'm like, what?
	And then here's, these are all baby monster submissions, by the way.
	I haven't got to mine yet.
	When RGB died, they were blaring Tiny Dancer, which I think was originally written about Marilyn Monroe, but then Elton John updated it to Princess Die.
	She just died?
	Wow.
	I didn't know that.
	I just telled me now for the first time.
	She led an amazing life.
	What is going on?
	Is this a hilarious fuck you to RBG?
	I am sad to hear that.
	Thank you very much.
	I don't.
	What were you doing there?
	I don't get that.
	I just got done with a great set, right?
	I think I was, I don't know where.
	But this is what I do.
	When I hear that news, I do this.
	Look at me.
	Sorry.
	She was a great woman, right?
	You got to put the two hands out to really brace the world.
	But I'll tell you what, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, she was one of many people that the Trump curse befell.
	Sorry, Mr. Trump.
	I was kind of spaced out.
	I got to send a W-9 to the Orlando venue to get paid.
	Now, if you remember, there were a bunch of celebrities that denounced Trump, right?
	One of them, this is the Trump curse, right?
	Lindsay Vaughan, remember her?
	First Olympic competition in eight years.
	Ended in an embarrassing eighth place.
	Right before the competition, she said she would not accept an invitation to the White House and lost badly.
	She used to be on top of the world.
	Rhonda Rousey said she wouldn't vote for Trump.
	She was knocked out for the first time that year.
	Wow.
	And then I go on Twitter.
	I said, she's not a nice person.
	It's true.
	Derek Jeter, what are the first instances of the Trump curse?
	He moves out of the Trump penthouse in protest of me.
	Breaks his foot, taking him out of the playoffs right afterwards.
	Coincidence?
	I think not.
	Shila Bouffe, he did the He Will Not Divide Us about me.
	He got arrested twice and lost his fucking mind.
	George Clooney crashes his gay little motorcycle in Italy after a Trump criticism.
	I don't know if you remember that.
	Yep.
	Also, his movie Suburicon bombed right after that.
	And anybody remember Suburicon?
	No, I can't remember.
	I don't even know how to say it.
	Sabiricon.
	I don't even know how to say it.
	Harvey Weinstein said, Trump appeals to the worst of us, and I think we all know what happened to him, right?
	Yep.
	Don't forget the creepy porn lawyer that's told Jacob Wall he's coming after him, Michael Avenati.
	Michael Avenatti, felony charges, eviction, creepy porn lawyer.
	And by the way, Stormy Daniels had to pay the legal fees to me with the help of her anti-Trump donations.
	Isn't that ironic?
	Wow.
	Big wins, big curse.
	Big wins.
	Spooky.
	That could be a whole other section, Mr. President.
	The Trump curse, sure.
	Yeah.
	We should have done that.
	Well, that's most of them.
	Okay, now I'll just squeeze in my favorites.
	This doesn't look that dramatic, but just trust me, it's profound.
	And it sums up everything great about this man.
	And America, really.
	You know, I love the ugly American, the stereotype.
	We learned about it in Britain and Canada.
	The sock garters with the Hawaiian shirt and the camera here.
	And he's in France going, no, I said, where's the Eiffel Tower?
	This guy doesn't understand anything.
	I like that archetype.
	That's meant to be an insult.
	I think I love that guy.
	Yes.
	You know, before politics, really, I'm the one that made politics like everybody has to weigh in on it, right?
	But before me, politics were so gay, nobody would even think about it.
	And the great thing about Americans is they could be blissful, right?
	They could have a dream.
	They could want to be a singer, a guitarist, or whatever they want to be, a ninja.
	But after me, everybody was interested, right?
	Yeah, that's a really good point, Mr. Trump.
	Thank you.
	Especially pre-Barack, it was just like, oh, it's policy and taxes and stuff.
	And then post-Barack with Trump, you sort of went, oh, wait, so what's been going on?
	And now people care about capital gains and estate tax and inflation and the price of gas and what's going on in Afghanistan.
	He sort of, he got us woke.
	He woked us up.
	Anyway, let's watch the one I keep referencing.
	That's an offensive term.
	People find that.
	You mean it's not politically correct and yet everybody uses it?
	So you know what?
	Give me a different term.
	Give me a different term.
	What else would you like to say?
	The American-born child of an undocumented immigrant worker.
	You want me to say that?
	Okay, I said, no, I'll use the word anchor baby.
	Excuse me.
	I'll use the word anchor baby.
	So done.
	Did you hear what he said?
	The American-born child of undocumented workers.
	That's what he wants them to say.
	Like, they're not sending their best.
	And then, of course, the greatest moment of all time, you'd be in jail.
	Fact check him, fact check, fact-check him in real time.
	Last time at the first debate, we had millions of people fact-checking, so I expect we'll have millions more fact-checking because, you know, it's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country.
	Because you'd be in jail.
	Secretary Clinton.
	I mean, that's.
	We want to remind the audience to please not talk out loud.
	Please do not applaud.
	They take politics into a fucking rock concert.
	The moderators have to tell people to stop cheering.
	You know what?
	And I was very well behaved, but remember what they did?
	I believed you watched the debate live, right?
	With, I don't remember who.
	Ryan Catsu Rivera.
	It could have been him, sure.
	What a beauty he is, right?
	The fag zone.
	Oh, you watched the show?
	Of course.
	You know the fag zone?
	I know the fag zone.
	You know the bird which is the bald eagle?
	If you take the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	I got it.
	And then you got the other guy to the side like this.
	Yeah, Ben Crump.
	What a beauty he is.
	Oh, my God.
	What a fucking ambulance.
	I call him Ben Lump of shit.
	Did you see, by the way, Mr. President, Ben Crump is suing Google because the results are racist.
	Wow.
	Yet, if you look up inventors, like the second thing is a bunch of black dudes.
	You look up family, it's all black people.
	Look up dads, it's all black people.
	Like, if anything, Google is anti-white.
	Even if you type in white family or something like that, it comes, or if you type in black violence or something like that, it's violence upon black people, really.
	But that's what I'm talking about, the unfairness here, because remember how little of time they gave me, but they would let her blabber on for God knows how long?
	Yes, yes, I do remember that.
	And then they had two people, two people, excuse me.
	Sorry.
	They had two people at the same time saying, oh, Mr. Trump, don't say this, don't say that.
	They're cutting me off.
	Meanwhile, she would blab on for God knows how long, right?
	Yeah, I wonder where Anderson Cooper is on the political spectrum.
	I know where he is right now, probably on the bottom of a guy, right?
	Gross.
	Gross.
	All right, let's look at his tweets.
	Go back to Mac Miller, and we'll have the Trump tweets.
	We should absolutely do that.
	And you know what?
	Frankly, here we go.
	Frankly.
	Let's look at his tweets.
	Good stuff.
	Great guy.
	Most ridiculous tweets.
	I love that when I was doing the research for this, I was seeing a lot of left-wing sites, all these compilations and this list of tweets.
	And they're on the left-wing sites because the motto is, the motive, the goal is for you to go, what the fuck?
	These tweets are the worst.
	I'm so bummed out.
	Meanwhile, I'm just like, yeah, I can use your research, lefties, because everything you're showing is awesome.
	Yeah.
	That's what's so great is that you're like, I got to look for some awesome Trump moments.
	It's like, oh man, it's by CNN.
	And it's still an awesome Trump moment.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's like, yeah.
	Yeah, I mean, we don't even have to worry about media bias anymore because everything they show is right up my alley.
	As long as he's in the clip.
	Thank you.
	Mr. President, could you read these, please?
	Sure.
	Wow, the ratings are in and Arnold Schwarzenegger got swamped or destroyed by comparison to the ratings machine.
	DJT, so much for that's what he was hosting, Celebrity Apprentice, right?
	Yep.
	Being a movie star and that was so much for being a movie star.
	So much for being a movie star.
	And that was season one compared to season 14.
	Now compare him to my season one, but who cares?
	He supported Kasich and Hillary.
	Because Arnold Schwarzenegger was talking shit about him.
	Oh, yeah.
	And the nerve of the guy.
	I mean, his dad was a real Nazi.
	Look into it.
	And Arnold Schwarzenegger took over Celebrity Apprentice and did a terrible job.
	Terrible job.
	Worst ratings probably ever.
	Happy New Year to all, including my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly.
	They don't even know what to do.
	Love.
	It's freezing and snowing in New York.
	We need global warming.
	Yeah, yeah.
	See, that's a good example.
	A lefty shows that and goes, can you believe this shit?
	There's your Donald Trump.
	And I'm like, yeah, that's fucking hilarious and awesome.
	Like, they're so uptight and humorless that they're offended by that.
	And I see that and laugh my head off.
	That's right.
	Oh, that's my favorite one.
	Ariana Huff is unattractive both inside and out.
	I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man.
	He made a good decision, right?
	Now, this was when Huffington Post said, when he said he was going to run, they said, no, that's bullshit.
	They said he's Not a politician.
	This is not real.
	So we'll be covering his campaign only in the entertainment section, not in anything political.
	No political sections.
	That's why he said that awesome quote.
	I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
	That's just a fact.
	Sorry.
	Fatties do that all the time, too.
	They'll be like, I'll get the salad with my triple fucking cheeseburger and Diet Coke on the side.
	Diet Mountain Dew and shit.
	They tried to shave me for eating McDonald's and KFC.
	Meanwhile, that's what most of the people eat.
	You know, I'm a regular guy.
	And if it's good enough for the American people, it's good enough for me.
	And I love the chicken.
	I love the whoppers, right?
	Sorry, losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest.
	And you all know it.
	Please don't feel stupid or insecure.
	It's not your fault.
	That's a nice one, right?
	I've always been a fan of Steve Jobs, especially after watching Apple stock collapse without him, but the yacht he built is truly ugly.
	It is.
	It's bad.
	Have you ever seen it?
	No.
	Well, I have, but look it up.
	It's called like the Infinity or something.
	Yeah, infinitely disgusting.
	That's what I call it.
	It's a big brick.
	Anyway, brick of that air.
	Garbage.
	Voyager?
	Look at that.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Actually, there's a world where I could.
	But you know what?
	When I looked this up, I was like, oh, I wish I was a billionaire so I could have a yacht.
	So I could have a what?
	A floating mini-mall office that could be in Indiana?
	Like, think of walking around in that.
	You'd feel like you're in a government office.
	That's like where you go to get your fucking fishing license renewed.
	But it's floating.
	Okay.
	Hey, Steve.
	That doesn't look fun to me.
	I loved your yacht in the intro of Star Wars.
	It was really great.
	A real beauty.
	If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she could satisfy America?
	Right?
	Fantastic.
	My grandparents didn't come to America all the way from Germany just to see it get taken over by immigrants.
	Not on my watch.
	Fantastic.
	Wind turbines are not only killing millions of birds, beautiful, beautiful birds, they're killing the finances and environment of many countries and communities.
	Wait, is that supposed to be bad?
	Am I supposed to read that and go, that's fucked up?
	That's just a good point.
	It's true.
	That's not even controversial.
	All right.
	Am I going to be able to show you my favorite moments at some point?
	Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Trump.
	It's okay.
	Well, that's awkward.
	We'd already moved over to a new thing.
	Let's go back to Trump moments.
	Sit in, Smack Miller.
	Look at all this money.
	Ain't that some shit?
	Right, so some of my favorite moments.
	What are your favorite you moments?
	I mean, really?
	Wait a minute.
	That card, make a new card and make it say my best moments.
	Now it's a new category.
	My best moments.
	All right, back to Mac Miller.
	Oh, okay.
	So true.
	They're getting so mad, right?
	So mad.
	Now, some of my favorite moments involve kids because really, the media tried to make me seem like a real monster, right?
	But I really have a sweetheart, a big heart, a lot of love.
	And what you see is me and the media being mean to people, but that's because they don't deserve my love.
	But these kids, so great at Halloween, look how I treated this little minion.
	That's what I call him.
	Look how it slides into the bag, too.
	She catches it, right?
	What a moment.
	I mean, really, that's not a guy phoning it in.
	This is a guy having fun, having a lovely time, and really connecting with the kids.
	And those are full-size candy bars, by the way.
	Oh, yeah, that's rare.
	Yep, not the little fun size.
	What's the fun in that, right?
	Merry Christmas.
	How are you?
	How are you doing?
	This is me calling kids about Christmas.
	So this is a separate one.
	Yes, this is a separate one about calling kids for Christmas.
	And I talk to kids the way I talk to adults, you know, so I ask him if he believes in Santa.
	Seven, whatever.
	That's pretty good, right?
	Is everything good?
	You're doing well in school?
	Hello, good evening.
	Well, that's very good.
	You just have a good time.
	Are you still a believer in Santa?
	Because at seven, it's marginal, right?
	Well, Merry Christmas.
	The Guardian is showing you that, like, I told you he's evil.
	And we're sitting there going, we told you he's funny.
	It's marginal, right?
	I don't know what that means.
	Which is why it's funny.
	This is the last one.
	Just the way I react to this complete explosion of bullshit from low energy Jeb trying to say that I wanted to.
	Did you notice, by the way, Mr. President, that Jeb has never recovered.
	Like, you decimated him.
	Yes, he's a decimal.
	When was the last time you heard the words Jeb or Bush?
	Wow.
	Wow.
	I don't know, but I've heard low energy in front of it last time I heard it, right?
	Yeah.
	Prompts.
	You wanted casino gambling in Florida.
	I didn't want to get it.
	Yes, you did.
	Totally.
	You wanted it, and you didn't get it.
	I was opposed to casino gambling.
	Promise during an after.
	And that's not, I'm not going to be bought by the promise.
	If I wanted it, I would have gotten it.
	No way, Ben.
	Believe me.
	Nope.
	I know my people.
	I know my people.
	Is there anything else you want to say about this?
	I just will tell you that, you know, Jeb made the statement.
	I'm not only referring to him.
	A lot of money was raised by a lot of different people that are standing up here.
	And the donors, the special interest lobbyists have very strong power over these people.
	I'm spending all of my money.
	I'm not spending...
	I'm not getting any.
	I turned down so much.
	I could have right now from special interest and donors, I could have double and triple what he's got.
	I've turned it down.
	I've turned down last week $5 million from somebody.
	So I will tell you, I understand the game.
	I've been on the other side all of my life.
	And they have a lot of control over our politicians.
	And I don't say that favorably.
	And I'm not sure if there's another system, but I say this.
	I am not accepting any money from anybody.
	Nobody has control of me other than the people of this country.
	I'm going to do the right thing.
	Beautiful.
	You got...
	Great, great point.
	That's often forgotten, too.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	This independent, wealthy man.
	And independently wealthy.
	And he fucked his brand up pretty badly.
	I lost money on that deal.
	Sorry, you fucked your brand up pretty badly by choosing a side.
	And with the Trump Tower, you could only buy certain things.
	We had to get rid of some of the shops there because it would seem like a conflict of interest.
	So the only shop I had up was the hats and the shirts and things like that.
	And that would be considered a campaign donation.
	But I couldn't have my Trump shirts.
	I had lovely Trump ties, right?
	Van Heusen.
	Right, but just like Mac Miller is singing about Donald Trump without being political because it was sold at songs like 2011.
	Right.
	All these liberals who used to stay at Trump Tower are never staying there ever again, and they're literally moving out.
	There are guards outside of the Trump Hotel still to this day.
	You can't just go in and meander around.
	And it came to a certain point.
	You couldn't even buy the hats.
	You couldn't even go downstairs to the shop.
	So it really did a number on me to be a president.
	But it's for the people.
	Yep.
	Well, we appreciate you, my man.
	I appreciate you.
	Let's do Trump's predictions.
	Mac Miller, hit it.
	Yep.
	2-7.
	He said, if Biden gets in, you're going to be paying $5, $6, $7 for gas.
	We have more oil than anybody, okay?
	And it's an incredible thing that has happened over the last few years, a lot of great things.
	And you're paying, what, $2 a gallon for your gasoline?
	That's okay.
	You know what that's like?
	That's like a tax cut.
	That's bigger than a tax cut.
	If Biden got in, you'd be paying $7, $8, $9.
	Didn't they say, get rid of your car?
	Last month, we announced a $5 billion investment to build out a nationwide electric vehicle charging network so the people from rural to suburban to urban communities can all benefit from the gas savings of driving an EV.
	How about you drive an EV right up that ass?
	Trump tried to stop Biden from killing oil and gas.
	Would he close down the oil industry?
	That's false.
	Would you close down the oil industry?
	By the way, I would transition from the oil industry, yes.
	Oh, I would transition.
	That is a big statement.
	That's a big question.
	Because I would stop...
	Why would you do that?
	Because the oil industry pollutes significantly.
	I see.
	Here's the deal.
	That's a big statement.
	Well, if you let me finish the statement, because it has to be replaced by renewable energy over time.
	Over time.
	And I'd stop giving to the oil industry.
	I'd stop giving them federal subsidies.
	You won't give federal subsidies to the gas.
	I'd stop giving them time.
	Over time.
	And I'd stop giving chess, and I was playing a kid.
	I'm embarrassed to admit this.
	He's really smart, okay?
	And every time I would move, I'd make a dumb move, he would go, ooh, okay.
	You want to do that?
	You want to leave yourself vulnerable?
	And I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Like, that's exactly what just happened there.
	Biden made a dumb move.
	He made his queen vulnerable.
	And Biden went, I mean, Trump went, ooh.
	Oil industry.
	I'd stop giving them federal subsidies.
	Fucking clown win.
	Shashumi, to the solar.
	Here's a great one.
	2-9.
	So Germany, in their quest to eradicate fossil fuels and go only for renewable energy, fucked themselves.
	And now they need Russia to provide them with energy.
	Because believe it or not, solar panels and wind turbines cannot power a country of Germany's needs.
	And Trump predicted this.
	He said, you're relying too much on Russia.
	It's going to fuck you.
	And Germany laughed.
	In 2018, Trump said that Germany would become totally dependent on Russian energy if they didn't change course.
	Today, Germany issued an alert level of the gas emergency plan.
	They're in short supply of natural gas and is being weaponized against them by Russia.
	There they are reacting to his prediction.
	Germany will become totally dependent on Russian energy if it does not immediately change course.
	Now this.
	You're right.
	What a moron.
	Das ist total shaiser.
	3-0, he predicted Biden chanking the economy.
	Built the greatest economy in the history of the world, and we're now doing it again.
	And I think we'll do even better the second time than we did the first time, unless somebody comes along and says, let's raise taxes on everybody.
	And they're raising taxes not only on corporations, they'll just go to another country, and they'll do just fine.
	But they're raising taxes on people and middle-income people, and they're losing jobs.
	So you can't allow that to happen.
	That will be all of this incredible job that we've done will go down like that.
	It will be a terrible, terrible sight.
	It might even be a 1929 situation.
	So you have a chance.
	Yeah, compare those NASDAQ.
	NASDAQ since record high.
	If you compare that to today's numbers, wow.
	That's because of Russia.
	Oh, okay.
	It's because Russia invaded Ukraine.
	That's why.
	Ooh.
	Oh.
	Yes, you have the greatest numbers in history.
	You're almost there.
	We're almost back to where we were.
	final prediction, 3-1.
	He said the Supreme Court's going to overturn Roe v.
	Wade.
	You're pro-life, but I want to ask you specifically: do you want the court, including the justices that you will name, to overturn Roe v.
	Wade, which includes, in fact, states, a woman's right to abortion?
	Well, if that would happen, because I am pro-life and I will be appointing pro-life judges, I would think that that will go back to the individual states.
	But I'm asking you specifically, would you like to...
	If they overturned it, it will go back to the states.
	But what I'm asking you, sir, is do you want to see the court overturned?
	You just said you want to see the court protect the Second Amendment.
	Do you want to see the court overturn Roe v.
	Wedder?
	Well, if we put another two or perhaps three justices on, that's really what's going to be happening.
	That will happen.
	And that'll happen automatically, in my opinion, because I am putting pro-life justices on the court.
	This guy is totally crazy and stupid stuff.
	And the states will then make it.
	Yeah, sure, Mr. Trump.
	Rovi Wedd will totally get totally overturned.
	You can see I'm still winning even though I'm not in office, you know.
	He really is, right?
	I mean, you really are.
	Thank you.
	All right, let's end the show with some anti-Trump hoaxes.
	Of course, the Russia hoax.
	I mean, we could do a whole fucking show on this.
	It's so involved.
	Trump paid prostitutes to urinate on a bed that Barack Obama was going to be on.
	Which, first of all, Trump's a germaphobe and he doesn't like pee or poo or germs.
	Secondly, how is that like an own?
	If I got into, I have actually, I did get in a bed once and it was wet at a motel when we were tree planting some trucker to wet the bed.
	I'm just went, oh, for fuck's sakes.
	It's not an assassination attempt.
	So anyway, dumb lies like that become part of a dossier, right?
	And then they use this fake garbage dossier that Hillary put together to justify spying on the Trump campaign illegally.
	That's what it is, right?
	And it all became, and then part of it too was Russia had hacked Hillary's email via Julian Assange.
	This is why Roger Stone was in trouble because he was in bed with Julian Assange, figuratively.
	And that led to her emails being leaked.
	And this is why Trump won because Russia had sabotaged Hillary.
	While the exact opposite was true.
	And by the way, worst decision I never made, pardoning Julian Assange.
	That was a biggie.
	That's the one thing.
	Excuse me.
	Sorry.
	That's the one thing that if I could do over again, but it was between him and Lil Wayne.
	And we love Lil Wayne, right?
	Because you love Lil Wayne.
	He's a great rapster.
	Yeah.
	Multi-millionaire, melee, melli, male, melee.
	I like that song.
	He's a multi-millionaire.
	But was it your right to pardon him?
	Isn't he...
	Who's charging him?
	That's a good point.
	You know what?
	It was a little foggy.
	I don't know.
	I could tell you.
	I was pardoned.
	The Ecuadorian embassy.
	Britain's mad at him.
	But I did pardon Roger Stone, who was contempt of court or whatever, about Julian Assange.
	So I did get my boy Raj.
	Let me see if...
	Got him out.
	Could Trump pardon Assange?
	Just tell me.
	I don't want to subscribe to your fucking gay, independent, rainbow logo shit.
	Donald Trump says he was close to pardoning Julian Assange.
	Very close.
	Uh-oh.
	Trump didn't pardon WikiLeaks founder, and his supporters aren't happy.
	Yeah, so he could have.
	You could have.
	That's the one thing, really.
	So The Russia Hoax, there's a whole book on it that's really good.
	The Russia Hoax, The Illicit Scheme to Clear Hillary Clinton and Frame Donald Trump by Greg Jarrett.
	That's how involved it is.
	It's a fucking book.
	So that was many years, August 2017.
	We had the Fine People Hoax.
	And millions of Americans think that Donald Trump saw guys with fucking tiki torches saying Jews will not replace us.
	And he went, they're fine people.
	Some of them are fine people.
	So there was two rallies simultaneously, really, going on.
	Neo-Nazis as very fine people.
	Only he didn't.
	In fact, he didn't even hint at it.
	Just the opposite.
	He condemned the neo-Nazis in no uncertain terms.
	So then, who were the fine people he mentioned?
	The answer?
	He was referring to another group of Charlottesville demonstrators who came out that weekend.
	Protesters who wanted the Robert E. Lee statue removed and protesters who wanted to keep the statue and restore the park's original name.
	This is what President Trump said about those peaceful protesters.
	You also had some very fine people on both sides.
	You had people in that group that were there to protest the taking down of, to them, a very, very important statue and the renaming of a park from Robert E. Lee to another name.
	A few moments later, in case there would be any misunderstanding, he makes his meaning even more explicit.
	I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists.
	They should be condemned totally.
	Lest you have any doubts that good people were in Charlottesville to protest the removal of the Robert E. Lee statue, the New York Times confirmed it in a story they published the next day, August 16th.
	Good people can go to Charlottesville, said Michelle Percy, a night shift worker at a Wichita, Kansas retirement home, who drove all night with a conservative group that opposed the planned removal of a statue of the Confederate general.
	By the way, I disagree with you on that one, Mr. Trump.
	There were not good people wanting to remove a statue.
	No, but you know, that's a very, you know, sensitive situation, and you do have to, unfortunately, play politics sometimes.
	And, you know, if I really had to be honest, I'm sure there were some really fine people with the tiki torches, just some maybe lost souls or whatever.
	You don't know.
	You don't know what they thought it was.
	Slow down.
	Don't go back over this.
	We just fucking debunked it.
	Centronella, and there's a lot of mosquitoes down there.
	We don't know if they were defending themselves against violent mosquitoes, Jews, termites, or mosquitoes.
	Yes.
	Then there's the Ukraine whistleblower hoax.
	What was that again?
	That he called Ukraine and threatened them?
	Right, yes.
	That's what they say.
	You know, the so-called whistleblower, the one that didn't have any first-class or first-rate or second-tier information from what I understand.
	You'll have to figure that out for yourself.
	But I've spoken with Leader Kevin McCarthy and the Republicans, many of them, and we were going to do this anyway, but I've informed them all of the House members on the so-called whistleblower information,
	even though it was supposedly second-hand information, which is sort of interesting.
	And other things have come out about the whistleblower that are also maybe even more interesting.
	But also insist on transparency from Joe Biden and his son Hunter on the millions of dollars that have been.
	Yeah, that was it.
	He allegedly asked them to investigate Hunter Biden in Ukraine.
	And yeah.
	What's the matter with that, by the way?
	You should investigate Hunter Biden's behavior in Ukraine.
	But they said, no, it's quid pro quo.
	You said you won't give them money unless they prosecute Hunter Biden.
	No, that's a lie.
	That's a rumor.
	That's bullshit.
	But Hunter Biden, sorry, Joe Biden did do that when he was vice president.
	They were investigating Ukraine.
	They were looking into the corruption.
	Hunter Biden was involved in this corruption.
	And Biden publicly bragged.
	Remember this?
	He said, I'm getting on a plane, and you got half a billion coming to you, whatever it was.
	And by the time I get off that plane, you better have found a new prosecutor.
	Yeah, this moment.
	I've been going over convincing our team, our brothers to convincing us that we should be providing for loan guarantees.
	And I went over, I guess, the 12th, 13th time to Kyiv, and I was supposed to announce that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee.
	And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they didn't.
	So they said they were walking out to press conference.
	Let's just say this out loud.
	Go full screen for a second.
	You're not in your basement, Joe.
	Go full screen with this.
	Sure.
	We're not going to give you the billion dollars.
	They said, you have no authority.
	You're not the president.
	The president said.
	I said, call him.
	I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting the billion dollars.
	I said, you're not getting the billion.
	I'm going to be leaving here.
	And I think it was, what, six hours?
	I looked.
	I said, I'm leaving in six hours.
	If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
	Well, son of a bitch.
	Got fired.
	And they put in place someone who was solid at the time.
	Well, there's still, so they.
	Wow.
	Yet again, I mean, really, what a bum, right?
	What a bum.
	There he is, admitting that he bribed Ukraine.
	That's what they said that I did.
	So this horrible allegation against you is something Biden did and bragged about.
	Anyway, the bleach hoax, remember this?
	He wants you to inject bleach under your skin.
	Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light.
	And I think you said that hasn't been checked, but you're going to test it.
	And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do, either through the skin or in some other way.
	And I think you said you're going to test that too.
	Sounds interesting.
	Get the right folks equipment.
	Right.
	And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute.
	And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning?
	Because you see, it gets on the lungs and it does a tremendous number of the lungs.
	So it'd be interesting to check that.
	So that you're going to have to use medical doctors with.
	But it sounds interesting to me, yeah.
	So disinfectant hurts.
	Is there a way we could get the disinfectant, the action that happens, the catalyst that disinfectant is on a surface?
	Is there a way we could get that in a body somehow?
	Could we do that?
	Especially in the lungs where there's a severe infection, would there be a way to clean that area and blast it somehow?
	That's what he said.
	And then, of course, there was the Trump church.
	We're up to 2020 now, the Photo Op hoax where he made a bunch of people clear an area so he could get a picture by a church.
	And all of these are over-investigated like crazy because they're so desperate for him to fuck up.
	And then they ignore it when other people do it, like Ukraine with Joe Biden.
	The evidence established that relevant USRP officials had made those decisions and had begun implementing the operational plan several hours before they knew of a potential presidential visit to the park, which occurred later that day.
	Interior Department Inspector General Mark Greenblatt wrote in a statement with the reports released Wednesday, as such, we determined that the evidence did not support a finding that USPP, sorry, cleared the park on June 1st, 2020, so that then president could enter the park.
	And then the unbelievably ridiculous steering wheel hoax we just endured.
	They're still going.
	He hasn't been president for two years, and we're still going through this.
	So somehow, Donald Trump reached from back there, opened up the bulletproof glass partition, and grabbed the steering wheel.
	Right.
	Now, I could have done it if I wanted to, but I really didn't want to.
	But I could have smashed that open, really, if you really think about it.
	Strong guy.
	Right, what am I six to?
	And then final hoax, of course, January 6th, the meandering.
	A lot of people died very mysteriously.
	Did you spell arms wrong?
	Jesus.
	Capitol police officers involved are dead, committed suicide.
	They can't tell us what really happened.
	We just had today, or sorry, Friday, Joe Biggs was kicked out of the VA, lost all his benefits.
	This is a man with two purple hearts.
	But because he wandered into the Capitol, he no longer has rights as a war vet.
	He's been blowed up in a UV, going through the air.
	His pen was like this in slow motion next to him.
	Lands on its side.
	He's getting shot at.
	He dares to question the election.
	Sorry, you're no longer a vet to us.
	Boy, we love abusing our vets, don't we?
	Our police and our vets are just garbage.
	Let's abuse them.
	Everyone who puts their life down the line, we're the same way with translators in the Middle East.
	We don't give them citizenship.
	So, yeah, the steering wheel thing was a distraction.
	You look at who died there and the suicides, our friends in prison.
	We're trying to make elections legal, and they are trying to make illegals elections.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, New York is talking about giving 800,000 illegals the vote.
	That is illegal.
	Like, how am I supposed to...
	I'm sitting here fighting to maintain our democracy and keep our elections legitimate, and then you just make illegals vote?
	That's an illegal vote.
	It's in the word.
	So what do you do on this July 4th?
	Do you lose hope?
	Do you give up?
	Do you move?
	Do you leave America?
	No, we've been through stuff like this before.
	We've been through far worse.
	We've been through the Civil War.
	We've been through two world wars.
	You fight.
	You fight to maintain the democracy.
	You stand up to these people.
	The people I was talking about at the beginning, the Patton Oswalts of the world, the shrill, oppressed, tyrannical minority, the hyper-radicalized liberal, the drag queen story hour people, they're not a formidable force.
	You'll notice when someone talks shit about you online, like David Cross was talking shit about Jim Brewer, and Jim Brewer confronts him.
	What does David Cross do?
	Completely collapses.
	Oh, sorry, I didn't say it.
	No, that's who we're up against.
	They say, well, with a bully, you got to eventually take a beating and punch him in the nose.
	With this bully, you just have to go like this.
	So it's surprising how little we have to do to take back this country.
	It could be violent.
	It could be dangerous.
	But really, it's just about standing up.
	And maybe, I'm not ending the show, but maybe getting fired for speaking your mind, maybe getting canceled.
	But, you know, standing up to these people and saying, no, you're not having 800,000 illegals vote in New York City.
	No, you're not having a pedophile read to my kids.
	No, you're not brainwashing my child into thinking this country sucks.
	No, that reading list is totally unacceptable.
	You're not making my kid dumber at school than he was before he went into school.
	And you'd be surprised how much leverage you can get.
	I mean, so many people are sitting back going, there's nothing we can do.
	This country's lost.
	And I say, well, what have you done?
	They haven't done shit.
	Nope.
	So you don't know how you'll fare in a fight until you clench your fist and see if it works.
	Can I show this gay for Trump?
	We've got a bumper we've never shown before.
	Allow anyone to tell you that it cannot be done.
	I'm gay.
	Well, there he is.
	And yet, together, we will make America great again.
	Wow.
	All right, let's get to the mailbag.
	Let's do it.
	And we're going to do it in a big way.
	Bigly.
	Bigly, right?
	Huge.
	Huge.
	Let him touch it.
	Um.
	Okay.
	You know what I really hate about mail, MacMail?
	What's that?
	I'm going through like 150 letters.
	I respond to one, and it yanks me back up to the top of the list.
	And now I got to go back and find my spot.
	True.
	Notice that everything is now far right.
	GNR.
	Notice how the media and left have slowly devolved into anything that they disagree with is from a person that is far right.
	They don't even say conservative or right anymore.
	So true.
	True.
	Important note on the J6 feds.
	So as you probably have seen, Kyle from Arizona tracked down the second of three people that have been removed from the FBI most wanted list on Jan 6.
	This person had an earpiece and a gun.
	Here's the kicker.
	He was found online randomly in Arizona, the same state where Ray Epps is from.
	Here's a video of the confrontation.
	Side note, I've been trying to track down earpiece wearing barricade breaches since January 6th.
	This find is nothing short of amazing, and I'm starting to wonder if the rest of the shady individuals are also from the same region.
	The whole thing stinks worse than before.
	Let me forward this to some law guys.
	Can you open it?
	It's kind of a weird telegram.
	It's on Telegram.
	I've got it open on the other computer here.
	I'm going to have to search for him.
	Well, hurry up.
	We're doing a live show, Mr. Trump.
	I wish Ryan was here.
	He's way better at this than you know.
	With all due respect, sir.
	He is a little quick.
	Okay, we're going to look at this.
	And we're going to look at it bigly.
	I mean, right?
	Let's do it.
	Sure.
	Today we confronted an alleged.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	We're looking at it.
	So it starts off with today we confronted an alleged.
	So let me search.
	I'm gonna search.
	Okay.
	Oh, there we go.
	Hello, everyone.
	My name is Kyle Clifton.
	Today we are going to confront in person another alleged January 6th federal informant who was seen at the Capitol with a firearm and an earpiece.
	There have only been a total of three names that were quietly removed without any reason from the FBI list, and they refused to comment on it.
	I last confronted Ray Epps, number 16.
	Today we will confront Luke Robinson, number 343.
	Luke Robinson was recently identified by my good friend who joins us here today, MJ from the JFK report.
	Hey guys, the crazy thing is that MJ here actually knows Luke from previous activism done throughout Arizona with our good friend Ethan Schmidt.
	MJ was indicted for being involved in J6 within 10 days of meeting Luke here in Arizona.
	Is that a coincidence?
	I don't think so.
	Today, MJ and I have set up a sting operation where I will be going undercover to purchase a bicycle from him, and instead we will be asking him questions that everyday Americans want to know.
	You know who this is, right?
	Do you remember that video where there were a little protest going on and you were like, why don't people fight anymore?
	And they had a sign there and he said, abortion's gay.
	And he just kicked over the sign?
	You remember that?
	That was him.
	Great guy.
	Okay.
	Before we get to the video, in the video.
	Let's talk to me.
	Hey, man.
	We got...
	Can you please wait a second?
	We just want to know what's going on, man.
	We can help you out.
	We want to help you.
	We need to figure out what's going on.
	Hold on a second.
	Making you accelerating.
	Are you a federal informant?
	No.
	Were you a crisis actor?
	Did you make a deal with defense to spy on me because you had a fire on you on January 6th?
	Can you please relax?
	I mean, hey man, I mean.
	We just want to know what's going on because there's a lot of stuff right now with Ray Epps.
	You know Ray Epps?
	Do you know him personally?
	Ray Epps?
	Because we knew you were at the Capitol and we weren't sure if...
	It's an earpiece and a firearm, man.
	You got a firearm on touch of property.
	That's serious stuff.
	I got charged with a Mr. Mir for creating a picket, and that's a firearm, man.
	I met you 10 days after the FBI came to my house on April 3rd.
	Okay.
	I mean, what's going on, man?
	Alright, yeah.
	What's with the earpiece at the Capitol?
	Who are you talking to?
	I'll see you guys later.
	Who are you talking to?
	Do you actually want to buy this bike or not?
	Do you actually want to buy this bike or no?
	Maybe it's a sting.
	Do you actually want to buy this bike or no?
	Sting in the police, you know, because he's working with the police.
	1-6 death count is higher than you think.
	Gavin, 1-6 death count is higher than you think.
	Capital Offense, the ugly truth behind the five deaths from January 6th and 7th.
	And then he has a link.
	Stop hate.
	These are all stop hate guys.
	Great guys.
	January 6th death count.
	Plus, Michael Stenger, sergeant-at-arms, makes at least 18.
	Go to that link.
	Okay.
	Come on.
	Bluebird.
	Come on, you beautiful bluebird.
	All right.
	Marjorie Telegreen.
	Okay, well, we already saw that.
	That's the double.
	Also, John Sullivan, aka Jaden X, that was the Antifa guy who I believe is responsible for Ashley Babbitt's death.
	He's the one who was saying, go, go, go.
	He got his CNN money confiscated by the feds.
	Wow.
	And he isn't reporting in Ukraine.
	He's reporting on Ukraine, remotely, obviously.
	Likely his release conditions won't allow him to leave the country pending trial.
	Wow.
	Insurgents USA guy, Antifa BLM, infiltrates by dressing MEGA, recorded Ashley getting shot, was next to Ray Epps.
	You should interview David Sumrall.
	Somrall, who did Writing History, the Journalistic Battle of January 6th.
	And Jake Lang, who did the truth about January 6th documentary.
	Okay, that sounds like a good to-do.
	J6 Truth documentary.
	We should do a J6 app.
	Stophate.com.
	Trump's funniest tweet.
	Hi, Gavin and Ryan guy.
	I thought I'd send him one of my Trump's funniest tweets.
	The Coca-Cola company is not happy with me.
	That's okay.
	I'll keep drinking that garbage.
	I follow a thing where it's all old tweets of his.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, I do, Mr. President.
	And it's all your old tweets.
	Wow.
	Good stuff?
	Yeah, it's great stuff.
	Wow.
	Ryan, what are you doing here?
	Just whispering in the mic off camera there.
	I'm at the.
	Oh, you can't see me, but I'm.
	You're in another room?
	I'm the wife.
	Okay.
	Rubbing my child in your face.
	Just wanted to take a moment to gloat about the fact that I currently have a one-month-old, so I get to smell baby breath all day long.
	I also get to change so many diapers.
	My wife and I are 24.
	Nice job, dude.
	My plan is to have a lot.
	Our plan is to have a lot more.
	You're a loser because you don't get to hang out with a kid this cute.
	In all seriousness, this little guy has been such a blessing, and you are exactly right in everything you say about starting a family.
	I'm feeling quite blessed these days.
	Blessed because you are.
	There's the little guy.
	Wow.
	That's a good one to end on, I think.
	Beautiful, beautiful baby.
	Oh, wait, here's a Trump one.
	Okay.
	Trump I Love You clip.
	Hey, I think this might be the clip you're looking for.
	Let's see.
	I'm skeptical.
	You've called women you don't like that.
	They're bringing crime, they're rapists.
	This is the Trump I Love You clip, right?
	Email?
	That's what it says.
	I love China.
	I love Mexico.
	I tell everybody.
	So I love you too.
	That's a guy.
	That's a guy.
	I do love him, X. I won with men, but that's not important to me.
	I won with women.
	That's very important.
	Very important.
	I'm going to take some.
	That's great.
	All right.
	You do it better than, you know, yet again, I watched the show.
	This is better when you do the jellyfish, jellyfish, and then you watch it.
	Yeah, I thought he had like this.
	And he went, wait, that's a guy.
	That's a guy.
	And then he went, that's a guy.
	Well, now I did.
	Maybe he's done it more than once.
	Now I did do it, right?
	Right, there you go.
	Let's get to the final video.
	Absolutely.
	We're going to get to it, and we're going to get to it.
	If you really look at it, we're going to get to it in a way that nobody.
	Hit it.
	We're not going to do an introduction or anything.
	We're just going to...
	We're just going to do it.
	Get right into it.
	Get right into it.
	Let's do it.
	So I'm going to leave now.
	Goodbye, everybody.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	I'm out of here.
	Bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Get fired.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Get in trouble.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Be brave.
	Bye-bye.
	And never stop fighting.
	Thank you very much for coming.
	Appreciate it.
	Bye-bye.
	Thank you very much.
	Thank you.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Everybody, bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Enjoy yourself.
	Bye-bye.
	Enjoy yourself.
	Bye.
	Bye-bye.
	Gotta get on the plane.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye-bye, darling.

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