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June 27, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #154 - UNARMED & DANGEROUS? (Part 1)

Live at noon we go through breaking news with NY gun laws and Jan 6 delays. At the end of the show, we realize Biden did something even grosser than ruining the country.

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Welcome back to a special edition of Get Off My Lawn Live.
I'd like to welcome my co-host, Maddie O'Dell.
And I would like to unwelcome Ryan Rivera.
This is his last show.
We are surprise firing him today.
And we're going to replace him with nothing.
I could probably figure out all that shit.
We are pre-recording this, although it is live now, because we're off to Orlando to entertain.
Maddie, Ryan, and I will all be there.
Meet and greet.
You can still get tickets.
How do they get tickets, Ryan?
Well, you would go to censor.tv slash Orlando, and you can see on the Keyron.
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That takes you to Event Brights.
We've had one ticket seller chicken out, and now we're with the Event Bright.
All of those original tickets, though, are still valid.
People are nervous about getting the announcement of where the location is, day of.
Don't worry.
We will get the word out through every possible channel.
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We'll do a push notification.
We'll do a mass email.
We'll get it to you.
Promise.
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I come back and my backhoe tractor for doing road repair has a $170 parking ticket.
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And I, yeah.
And the road was fucked up.
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And I don't know why I have a backhoe.
I guess I'm like lifting up those steel plates and moving those down.
Nice.
But I was not happy.
So I went to a mechanic to see if he could.
That's a fucking hefty parking ticket.
Pretty bad.
That's like a New York City handicap spot.
Yeah, that's like the courthouse, front steps of the courthouse ticket.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'm glad, though, I was having such banal dreams.
That's probably because I wasn't stressed out, and it's probably because I've been taking Johnny Apple seed CBD.
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I don't know.
He sent us a shout out with that because we took out the bad part and it's still awesome.
That's sort of like humans.
Like you lose your legs.
You could still be a pretty good guy.
Yeah, no doubt.
You're still fun to hang out with.
You know what most gimps are pushing these days?
They're like, no, they want their dicks back.
These war vets that can't get it up, they go, you know what?
Wheelchair access is going pretty good.
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But they go, so the legs, I wouldn't hate having them back, but I need my dick back.
That's a lot more important.
I don't think you get sensation, though.
Even if they put like an implant in?
Yeah, I think they want the sensation, too.
Like, you ever fuck a girl when you're wasted and you're just like, what are we doing?
Yeah.
Like, nothing's happening here.
Yeah, it's just like, it's a boner, but it's not mine.
And then she's, you can tell she's numb too, and you're just pounding away.
Sometimes you have to fake an orgasm.
My Mets bet is 45 wins, 46 losses.
They're the second best in all of the MLB, but they were getting slaughtered by the Astros, who I've always liked.
I liked the Astros.
Houston.
And I didn't mind.
I love that little short guy L Tuve.
And I didn't mind the cheating thing.
I didn't see this cheating.
Oh, the signs?
Yeah.
Big deal.
I mean, they have earpieces anyway, don't they?
They can walk you tight.
They get anything.
Don't pitchers, they have a choice that can wear this.
The catchers and pitchers now do.
The pitcher and the catcher.
Yeah, they can communicate with each other.
Like you see, like the catch go like this, or the pitcher will put his hand over his ear so he can hear the catcher.
And some guys don't use it.
Yeah, not at all.
And I'm like, why don't they use it?
And my son goes, some of them are too dumb to figure it out.
I go, that doesn't sound right.
Yeah.
All baseball players are autistic.
They're all on the spectrum.
They all have weird OCD rituals, like they have to take their shoes off and feel the astroturf or the grass on their feet, and they have to have someone park their car a certain way.
They're all lunatics.
That's how you get that good.
Yeah.
You can't be normal.
Obsessive.
Speaking of, so we're going to be taking calls.
You know how this works.
It's a two-hour show.
We take calls from you folks.
You can get super chats.
Guarantee you.
We'll read as many as we can, but we guarantee we'll read the $100 ones.
And those all go to Max and John, who are currently serving a four-year sentence for a 17-second fight with some Antifa pussies.
And who knew that would be nothing compared to what the January 6th guys are facing?
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
20 years for meandering is the price for those.
But we got some good news on that front today.
The trial is delayed, 1-7.
And you go, Gavin, they're in solitary.
They've been in there for a year and a half.
They just add another half year.
It's two years already.
First of all, can we do time-served?
I'm sorry that I broke some windows.
I spent two years in prison for breaking some windows, and I wasn't even the guy who broke them.
So how about you let me go?
But Enrique, and I believe this is the same with Biggs and Nardina is being pushed six months.
They are so confident that they didn't do anything wrong.
They want to go now.
But dude, it's not that simple.
Like, the lawyers need to prepare the case.
And I talk to their lawyers all the time, and they go, if we started tomorrow, I don't know if I'd be ready.
You know what it's like?
It's like arguing with a flat earther.
And they'll go, okay, how was it in Chicago?
If I'm looking across the lakes, I can see Canada or whatever the fuck through Lake Michigan.
I'm not doing my geography very well.
And then, so you have to know that allegation.
And then you can say, well, what's going on is the light is refracting off of this and the sun is coming at this angle.
So it creates the illusion that it's flat.
But if someone just sprung that on you out of the blue and you didn't have a comeback, it would look good for the flat earther.
I know a guy who wrote a book refuting flat earth, and he goes, It was fucking hard because I had to look up all of their things and then find out how they got that thing wrong.
It's like arguing with liberals, they'll come up with some shit like, oh, really?
How come Obama had the fastest recovery ever?
And then you got to go Google it and you realize they're fucking wrong.
Like Joe Biden.
That we're kicking ass and there's no recession.
And the little bit of recession, a little inflation we do have, is because Putin raised the price of gas.
Which, even that retarded view, which isn't true, Putin represents maybe 1% of this increase.
Even if that's true, Joe, you're making an argument to drill baby drill.
We should have our own oil.
We shouldn't be at the mercy of this guy.
No.
There's nothing smart about you, Joe.
I like how he says, so let me get this straight.
You would rather we had cheap gas and Putin had his iron fist on Europe.
Yes.
I don't live in Europe.
That's precisely.
I don't give a fuck about Ukraine.
And I'm not even sure there's a war there.
A buddy of mine just sent me a picture.
It looks like Budapest.
Well, the national team's still playing for the World Cup and stuff.
Really?
Yeah.
He's fucking hanging out with Ben Stiller.
Tran beat Scotland, I believe.
No, it was Croatia.
One of them.
Beat Scotland?
Yeah.
That's no good look.
No, it's terrible.
That's terrible.
That shows.
Speaking of people saying shit to shock you and you going, no, I'm fine.
Oh, yeah, that's that thing where they show the cameraman and it looks like they're using paintball.
I'd start a fake war for $40 billion.
Yeah.
Well, that one guy did have a paintball gun right there.
Yeah.
There's this crazy shit going on.
We don't usually cover the news on this show, but I'm not going to see you.
Tomorrow's a banked episode because we're doing the Florida show.
We're not going to see you for three days.
There's some stuff we have to get in before it's gone.
And I would be remiss if I didn't discuss the concealed carry thing.
Now, when I first heard about this a few hours ago, I went, yeah, yeah, New York State.
And it's already not impossible to get a handgun concealed carry in New York State.
You go, you sit through the six-hour class, and it's at once.
And he gives you the answers in the class.
Like you fill out the thing.
So what are the three number one rules?
And it's full of idiots in there.
The one I went to was in Mount Vernon.
And they're just like, he just told us them eight minutes ago.
And people are like, wait, what was it again?
Check to safety.
And he's like, yeah, that's one.
And so he guides you through it.
Then you see pass that masterclass.
And then you need three letters of residence that have known you for a year or more saying you're a great guy.
That's your neighbors, whatever.
Wouldn't work with my neighbors, but you get the picture.
And then you can get one.
Sports one or some bullshit, right?
Hunting in Target.
You're going to drive one.
What's it called?
Hunting in Target.
So New York State.
Would you agree that New York State is not that hard?
Well, if you've never been arrested and don't have a criminal history, like you'd get it in about four months in Westchester.
New York City's a little different.
That's exactly my point.
New York City, on the other hand, it's fucking a Victoria's secret model within 10 minutes of meeting her without raping her.
Consensually.
So you just go, well, I'm not even going to try.
And then you hear it's just celebrities.
Robert De Niro will have the chief of police over.
He gets one.
And then ex-cops.
Even with ex-cops, they get a DUI or they fart on the 3rd of July and all of a sudden they can't renew their concealed carry.
Right.
So I wasn't impressed with this news that the Supreme Court...
Yeah.
Oh, shit, Robert Downey Jr.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was going to say, just try getting blasters.
You know, I have these blasters that come out of my hands.
And it was quite a tour to try to get the zoning rights because sometimes you would fire something at an alien, posing an extra central threat to Earth and hit a building or something.
Yeah, yeah, you hit some guy, like some accountant on the 35th floor.
So everything that the Avengers do is totally certified and licensed?
Yeah, like before we had to, I think his name was Ultron.
Before we had to fight him, we had to, there were zoning laws.
Like we couldn't, the theater of battle couldn't, you know, go up above Harlem, go figure, right?
No, that's a war zone already.
So do you remember they had some big fight in like downtown Kenya?
Yeah.
And there's, there's the Hulk is knocking over skyscraper after skyscraper.
Now, I've never been to downtown Kenya.
Me neither.
Wait, is Kenya a country or a city?
It's a country.
It's a country.
I don't know.
So whatever the capital of Kenya is.
But I'm guessing there's not a lot of skyscrapers.
Yeah, because of the Hulk.
So anyway, we check this out, and yeah, it includes New York State.
What the Sam Howell?
How many times have we joked on this show about the impossibility?
New York City, you mean?
What did I say?
In New York State.
Yeah, I meant New York City.
We've joked incessantly about the impossibility of getting a gun.
It's a joke.
Everyone jokes about it.
Everyone says you're not going to get it.
No, this law includes Manhattan.
Yes.
Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?
Now.
What?
Them striking it down is saying, okay, now you don't need a special circumstance to be able to carry a concealed weapon outside of your home exclusively for self-protection.
That doesn't mean that they're going to start handing them out left and right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm remaining dubious.
You know, I mean, it's a win in the win column, and it's a step in the right direction, but there's still, you know, it's a blue state, and it's all the Democrats that hold those positions, and they're not going to just kowtow and just start handing them out to anybody.
Well, do you smell this right now?
It kind of smells like we might be winning.
Yeah.
There's a lot of weird.
In the last week in the news, there's been a lot of wins in the checks in the win column for us.
Yeah.
And it's all very subtle things, like Owen Benjamin on Jim Brewer's show, like that Leah Thomas losing his female medal.
Yeah.
Swimming like a fucking bullet, which I've heard Trump.
Remember, we had that footage of him at that rally in Mar-a-Lago when they were doing the movie launch of Dinesh D'Souza's 2000 Mules?
And he joked about, she's trying to beat, you know, an eighth of a second.
Then she looks by and she just gets smoked by this.
His arms were touching the floor.
Did you see this guy?
And then a dude.
Yeah, dude.
He calls him a dude.
Do you have that someone?
I'm looking for it right now, yeah.
But I saw in another speech, he does the same thing.
Dude, he's working on his bits.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he's a rodent.
He's owning his set, trying to get it down to a good special Netflix special, a good hour.
Can you imagine that?
A Trump network Netflix special?
Oh, my God.
That would be classic.
We used to live in a Trump Netflix special.
Every time you turn the news, you'd be laughing your heads off.
Oh, yeah, he did it on the ceiling.
That's not easy.
We'll spin it around just for.
Yeah.
A lot of people were fainting because they didn't like being upside down like that.
I feel like I'm upside down.
But I'm not afraid to talk about it now.
By the way, 2,000 Mules is the fantasy of Leah Thomas because he's a gay guy, right?
2,000 Mules would be really.
And you saw the woman the other day?
You saw that?
They called Dick's Mules.
Since when?
Well, Jim Florentine says it.
Even though you think his comedy is shitty.
That's a joke, Jim.
Yes.
Come on.
Calm down.
I know she was a great women swimmer.
She was going for the record.
She was hoping to beat it by one eighth of a second.
The record stood for approximately 11 years.
A magnificent athlete.
She worked so hard and she was going to beat it.
But then this dude shows up right alongside.
Great.
And then some dude shows up.
I mean, he's exquisite.
And he was only an average male swimmer.
On the male team, he wasn't a very good swimmer.
It's okay.
He's right in the middle of the pack, they say.
What do I know?
So she's trying to...
Menji points at the black security...
Probably doesn't even swim better than this guy.
I mean, he's like women.
By an eighth of a second, but he did a little better than that.
He beat it by 38 seconds.
38 seconds.
She was injured during that particular swim.
He went by her so fast that she suffered massive windburn.
He was going by her.
And then the better one is the weightlifting.
They had a certain record of like 206 pounds, and a woman got up and she was going to, they take the barbells and they added like an eighth of an ounce to each side.
She's going to break that record.
She's going to break it.
And she gets up and she's, oh, she always drowned.
Couldn't do it.
This guy comes up, bingo, muffin coffee.
He said, did you ever listen before no one happened?
That's legitimately some of the funniest material I've ever seen.
Yeah.
Maybe is it because it's coming from a presidential guy?
He sounds like a guy who did comedy his whole life and then he retired and he lives in Boca Raton.
And then he's up here visiting you.
And you go, Donnie, you should get on stage.
It's an open mic.
Oh, that's long gone.
I don't do that shit anymore.
And come on.
You were just do that.
That shit you were saying about the swimmer was fucking hilarious.
But what do I do?
All right, fuck it.
I'll try.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a blast from the past here.
I don't know if you remember the early 90s.
Donnie Trump was just sort of ending his career.
Well, he's back with a surprise reunion tour.
That was just a tight five I did, and it turned out pretty good.
It was pretty funny.
A lot of, I did crowd work.
Him doing crowd work would be amazing.
He does.
Remember?
I love you.
I love you too.
Wait, that's a guy.
That's a dude.
Yeah.
And then he did the home to mommy thing, right?
And he was like, your mom probably voted for Trump.
She was like, what are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
Home to mommy.
He is a road dog comic.
Yes, he is.
I'll be at the Laugh House in Albany on the 23rd.
His rallies are just stand-up shows, essentially.
Oh, it was a fun time.
But yeah, there's something going on.
And this gun law seems to be another thing.
Even the hearings.
The hearings go, the lawyers were like, well, this is fucking great.
There goes our jury.
Which is, by the way, that's why the trial is being delayed till December.
They can't find one person.
I said it on the live show when we covered it that night.
I said, all this is doing is poisoning any jury pool that they could ever wish to assemble.
Are our enemies idiots?
That was not a smart move to brainwash everyone and do a propaganda campaign right before the trial was supposed to set.
Like you're knowingly ruining the jury.
What are you showing that for?
Oh, that was the other insurrection.
Remember the Kavanaugh insurrection?
They stormed the Capitol?
Yeah.
Not the same Capitol, but right?
Sure it is.
Oh, is that the same Capitol?
Yeah.
That's in Washington, D.C.
No, it's in Wisconsin, dummy.
Somebody gets called dummy besides me.
Yeah, that was.
No, that's not that.
That's not the Kavanaugh vetting trials.
That was about abortion.
No, this was about abortion.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because Kavanaugh was at the actual Capitol.
The Kavanaugh insurrection was at the D.C. Capitol?
Yes.
Oh.
Well, this anti-abortion rally was at the Capitol in Wisconsin, which has been stormed a few times, by the way.
I remember teachers storming that before.
And who gave a shit about this?
Nobody.
So the funny thing is they keep saying, they're trashing our democracy.
And you go, okay, so you're really mad about democracy?
And they go, yeah, okay.
So what are other things where someone was trashing our democracy and you were really angry about it?
You're like a democracy buff, right?
You hate when parliamentary procedures or any kind of government procedure is impinged?
Impinged?
Is interrupted?
Is that your beef?
That's your beat?
No, they don't give a fucking shit.
Well, they just had, what's the name?
Colbert's fucking team get arrested.
Yes, including Triumph the Insult Dog.
So if you're obsessed with the sanctity of the Capitol, why are you bringing Triumph the Insult Dog and banging on doors illegally?
And why isn't any liberal mad?
So anyway, to go back to the hearings, the hearings were a flop.
People were sleeping in there.
Yeah, but as far as people tuning in and watching it, it was worse than Animal House.
Remember that trial in Animal House?
Yeah.
Delta got a chance to speak twice.
The first guy got up.
What's his name?
Uh-oh, I'm embarrassed.
I don't remember their names.
Boomer?
Hauser?
Bauer?
He gets up and he gets Boone.
Sorry.
Boone gets up.
He does his talk and then he gets told to shut up.
And then the dean goes, let's just end this.
And that's when they started going, blowjob, blowjob, blowjob.
That was a totally unfair trial.
Dean Werner knew he was kicking Delta off campus.
He knew it was the end.
And it was more fair than the hearings.
Yes.
Like, Delta House were allowed to be there.
They could face their accuser.
Right.
And they had at least a second.
That whole charade they did wasn't a court of law.
It wasn't anything that could be used in a court of law because none of the defendants were there.
It was a bizarre ritual.
It was poison.
Pull up the Animal House trial, Ryan.
It was a silly game.
And they had Republicans and Democrats both hating Trump, both trying to convince you that it's an insurrection.
Americans, even lefties, they don't like that.
They don't like one-sided things.
That's probably why this movie is so popular.
What's his name again?
I had an Animal House board game.
I recognize that suit.
I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it.
The Delta House has a long tradition of existence to its members.
Hoover.
And to the community at large.
Hoover.
I think we've heard enough, Mr. Chairman.
I was told I'd have a chance to...
That's enough.
The court will now render a decision.
Look, you said I could cheat.
He said that's it.
Are you deaf?
Let's finish this damn thing.
Yeah, that's Hoover.
And the other guy is Eric Stratton.
Dude, the hearings were worse than this.
I think it's fair.
Look, Hoover got to say this isn't fair.
No one got to say that at the hearings.
Tell those assholes to shut up.
Hey, shut up, you asshole!
Oh my god, she is so fucking beautiful.
That might be the prettiest woman in history.
They're serious this time.
I think so, yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Karen Allen is perfect.
Remember her in Indiana Jones?
They had that bullshit about she's drinking with some Mongolians and they're all passing out wasted and she's kicking their ass.
That was so gay.
I have that exact suit tie.
You can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals.
For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?
And if the whole fraternity system isn't it be fucking groundbreaking?
I'd probably go to jail for life for like interrupting a procedure.
But if I showed up in that suit and made that speech in the middle, interrupted Liz Cheney, I don't think it would have gone well.
I'm not going to just stay here.
I'm going to sit here and let you bad mouth the United States of America.
Gentlemen.
They all file out.
That's great.
But they can't file out because they're not there.
I know.
They're in fucking solitary.
Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America.
Gentlemen.
That's the guy who wrote it.
Doug Kenney, Stork, with the green shirt on.
More Delta.
So Liz Cheney.
I'm calling your national office.
I'm going to revoke your titter.
And if you wise guys try one more thing, one more, I'm going to kick you out of this college.
No more fun of any kind.
Anyway.
Beautiful.
I tried to find Dean Werner because I did a reboot of that at my old job at CRTV because one of the cameramen looked exactly like Hoover.
Really?
And Dean Werner was unavailable.
You know why?
Instead?
He died of old age.
That movie's, I think, 82.
Nick Cearce's got a great movie out called Give Me Liberty.
There's a few good ones.
Tucker Carlson's thing on his Fox News Plus, whatever, is really good.
And this is a really good documentary about what really happened.
These are domestic terrorists.
The six was all deception.
The level of sophistication for putting on Trump stuff beforehand or taking it off afterward.
It was members of our own government.
Morgan's been an FBI informant for a number of years.
On January 6th, I said, are you working?
He said, yes.
This is treason.
They want to criminalize dissent.
The FBI officers have a federal third warrant in front of the property.
Come out here.
I opened the shutters that had the battering ram.
So I hear.
Then they told me to come out a whole bunch of red dots all over my face.
Jesus.
They're hunting down Trump supporters.
I don't know.
Why does it work into a crowd of people?
It's on the site.
It's on our site?
GivemeLibertyNow.org.
Yeah, it's $10.
Capital Punishment, it is called.
This is the trailer on YouTube.
I spent the next three weeks in jail.
They put me in a cell by myself.
Total solitary confinement in a cell not much bigger than a walk-in closet.
FBI.
Guns drawn.
Hands up, hands up, hands up.
Put your hands on the wall.
Hands on the wall.
This is psychological warfare.
It didn't have a battering ram in it, but what it did had a turd on top.
He was pointing his gun at all my neighbors, ready to pull up anytime he needed to.
Dirt.
What the fuck?
They handcupped you.
Yes.
Just in case his neighbors come out, we're ready to mow them down.
It's like these are all wacos.
147 days since my wife was murdered.
So I got to be her voice, though.
Give melibertynow.org.
That looks juicy.
You'll have to check that out.
Final thing on the subject, I guess, is 1.6.
This is more related to the gun thing, but Marjorie Taylor Greene was being interrogated by a British reporter about guns.
Classic.
And she's just like, you guys got stabbings.
She's got balls.
Yeah, she's great.
I haven't heard the phrase she's about to use in so long, and it was so awesome to hear it said again.
To defend the Second Amendment.
Yeah, Von Standard, we don't have guns in the UK.
That is true, but we don't have mass shootings either.
Children are not scared to go to the house.
You have mass stabbings, lady.
You have all kinds of murder.
You've got laws of the same rights.
Well, you can go back to your country and worry about your no-gun country.
We like ours here.
And it's our job.
The one I saw cut off, like it cuts off at just go back to your country and then she's got their laser beam eyes.
Yeah, Brits love pretending that they have no crime.
And also with their massive Muslim crime wave, which includes grooming young children to the tune of thousands of pedophiles, we don't know how much is reported because their fucking mayor is a terrorist.
Sadiq Khan is another progressive mayor who hides crime stats and says, don't, let's drop it.
Let's not make this a big thing.
Plus, on top of that, you have the police in Muslim towns like Luton who are like, I can't arrest this guy.
The Muslims will storm the police station.
We'll all die.
So they live above the law.
I interviewed them.
I went down there.
All the Muslim gangs there, they hide knives in trees.
So when shit pops off, they just grab one from the sky.
Yeah.
Don't want to be carrying them.
No.
And then Sadiq's kind of the solution to that, of course, is to stop selling knives that have points on them.
If we have round-edged knives, like butter knives.
I could stab you with a screwdriver.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's not going to end it, my friend.
You could sharpen it.
You're going to try to nerf everything.
It's not going to happen.
Yeah.
I'll just take clippers and make it pointy again.
Pook, pook.
We're done.
Anyway, Siddiq Khan, of course, I think he's Pakistani.
A lot of those, a lot of the crime in Britain is related to Pakistan.
It's Islamic.
The Hindus tend to assimilate quite well, despite being from just across the border.
And if you want to hang out with some assimilated Indians, you may want to go to Hong Kong, where our next sponsor, Nita Fashions, is from.
Now, on Thursdays, I wear a censored shirt out for bud.
This is me as a werewolf grabbing a bud, which is weird because vampires are out for blood.
But werewolves, they like blood too.
They want to eat you, but they enjoy the blood part of eating you.
But usually I'm wearing a dapper suit and I get all my suits from Nita Fashions.
I've got a new shipment of blazers coming soon.
I'm very excited about it.
I had them make me an old like gangs of New York suit when the lapels were really short and it was like four buttons down, those industrial revolution type of suits that you always see as kind of dirty because it was the guy's only clothes.
So I got that coming in the mail.
But you contact them any way you want.
The website's very clear.
Most of our baby monsters seem to enjoy DMing them on Instagram for whatever reason.
Maybe that's a generational thing.
And they'll either be touring the world, which they always do, and they'll be in your town.
And when I say the world, I mean like Stuttgart, Germany, unt New York, unt Brazil, like all over the world, London, obviously.
And they rent a hotel and then they do all your measurements there.
Or you can do it online and get your wife to like put a thing around your neck, assuming she's not hoping to kill you.
and get all your measurements that way.
And now, dude, here's the funnest part.
First of all, it's our version of a spa because you're being pampered and babied and they're showing you all these fabrics.
You feel like the fucking king of England.
But the best part is after they have your measurements, you order a suit or a shirt and it fits you like a glove.
It feels like PJs.
When I change from like my motorcycle pants and boots and everything and put on a suit, I feel like I'm changing out of a suit into PJs.
My tailored suits are my pajamas.
Everyone's uncomfortable at a wedding.
They're going like this and stuff.
I feel fantastic at a wedding.
Even a July wedding, I got my fucking linen suit on with my linen shirt.
I'm perfect.
And when I say I'm perfect, I don't just mean I'm comfortable.
I mean I'm a flawless human being.
So contact Nita Fashions, drop our name.
You'll get a discount.
I think it's 15% off.
And they can also send you, I'm getting all excited now talking about it.
They can also send you swatches to your home and you can go through them and say, I want to make a suit like this.
I want to make a shirt like that.
I like to have two or three super expensive shirts that are really thick and then a bunch of throwaway ones.
Ininging.
Minining.
And you can get a shirt for as cheap as 50 bucks, as expensive as 200 bucks.
You can get a suit for as cheap as 800 bucks for as expensive as 3,000 bucks.
They're tailors.
You define every part of it.
And you define like the color of the buttons, the stitching around the button, whether you have an old-timey train ticket on the side.
Do you want walnut buttons?
You want oak?
What should we do with the buttons?
You want ivory?
Slanty slots or straight slots?
Choose your lining.
I have a lot of plain slots.
Change with a kookified lining.
So you go, that's just a normal black suit.
Oh, yeah, what about this?
Kabuki lining.
Dude, look at that fucking suit.
Well, that sounds gay.
Is that how low-T guys talk about men in suits?
No, that's a great man.
You sound like you want to have sex with them, though.
I don't.
I don't.
You sound a little like me.
I didn't.
Yeah.
I didn't?
Let me tell you how straight men would say.
See how I do.
Ryan.
We go, look at that fucking suit.
No.
Not like, look at that.
That's what gay guys who worry about what they sound like think about saying things.
Fucking suit.
That's a fucking suit.
That's a suit for fucking.
So?
He could just take his dink out of there and I'd bend over.
Is that what you're saying?
I got trousers.
By the way, they work with homosexuals too.
No, they don't.
And they are.
That's one thing.
I think they confuse me about them.
They're like third generation Hong Kong and they're like, what is going on, Mr. McGinnis?
It's good to see you again.
What are you doing?
Oh, do you want some chaputi, buddy?
I'm like, how do you still have an Indian accent after three generations in Hong Kong?
They're like, we Indians like to stick together, my friend.
And on that note, before I end it here, talking to them about Hong Kong is fascinating.
That place is going down the toilet, and there's no real reason why.
It's not really the pandemic.
They're not run by China.
They've got another 20 years of independence.
My theory is that they saw the BLM Antifa riots going on in the West, and they're like, we should fuck shit up.
So they started just like lighting cops on fire.
Oh, Jesus.
And then cops are like, you want to light me on fire?
You want to play hardball?
So they turned it into a fucking police state.
If anyone knew how to do their job, like 60 Minutes or Vice, they would go to Hong Kong and tell us about the fucking fashion going on there.
But one of the problems with going there is you need to stay at a hotel and quarantine no matter how vaccined you are for three weeks.
And you can't leave the room.
They bring you room service, which costs a fucking fortune.
Anyway, that was a long commercial to promote Nita Fashions.
So we're about to go behind the paywall and stop being free.
Censored.tv is $10 a month.
It's the price of a beer and a half, depending on where you live.
Probably two beers where you live.
Here in New York, it's pretty expensive.
It's seven bucks.
You know, we got some FOP, too.
What's that name?
Don't forget the FOP.
What's the FOP?
Oh, FOP Medals.
Yeah, we'll get to that before we leave.
But before we leave and before we mention FOP, I want to read some letters.
It's a very interactive show.
So let's dive into the mailbag.
Including a fun intro.
It's all about our ex-employee, Ryan.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Ever seen Kiki Wongo, says this guy who calls himself Gaby Monstar.
Hot metal babe on TikTok, just saying, seem like Gav's type.
So she's an ethnically ambiguous brunette with big lips.
I'm assuming we're about to see.
Yep.
Yes, I follow her on Instagram.
She is a good guitar player.
Oh, well, she's usually wearing more clothes than that.
A ton of tattoos.
Wait, that's her without makeup?
Oh, that's her.
She's pretty good.
I'm not kicking her out of bed for eating crackers.
Have you been stalking her?
I like how you pretend you're not a simp.
No, I'm actually following her for her guitar skills.
She does a lot of good scales.
check it out i'm not really in the asian chick so that does not really She seems a little too perfect.
That's racist.
You know what I mean?
Let it be racist.
She seems a little too sculpted.
And sometimes when girls are that attractive, they become handsome.
Pretty is pretty, but only ugly can be beautiful.
That's true.
Thank you very much.
I'm dumping her for being too hot.
By the way, everybody, if you don't know already, you go to the desktop version of the website, you go to the live show, see the banner at the top.
You click that right below the video, donate to read a message on there, and then we can read messages like such in a second.
We should open the phones too.
You want to put the phone number up there?
Sure.
This is an interesting letter.
It starts with Gavin on Tuesday, Semicon.
So it's about to quote me, and it says, Ryan told so many boring fucking stories on Monday's show.
Man, that show sucked, which I did say.
Now it has Anthony and Gavin on compound censored on Wednesday and quotes.
Let's talk about the two liars we know for the 8,000th time for 45 minutes to end the show.
End of quotes.
So the message here is that I'm a hypocrite.
And while I call Ryan boring, I'm much more boring than him.
You know the scoop that we found on my show?
While looking up Dungeons and Dragons stuff, there was this Dungeon Dragon guy on Steve Colbert.
And Colbert was like, oh, I heard that in your celebrity game, Vin Diesel plays, right?
He must.
And he's like, no.
He's like, you know, I've heard Vin Diesel say he plays, but I know everybody in L.A., who's anybody, who plays Dungeons Dragons, and I don't know anybody who plays with them.
And Colbert goes, oh.
He basically goes, oh.
And so Vin Diesel has to lie about.
For me, I've played Dungeons and Dragons.
Kind of in the DD scene.
I roll like a fucking multi-thing dice, a 50-something.
26 die.
Yeah, I have like a thousand hit points.
I'm a warrior cleric.
How weird is that to lie about?
I'm a wizard god.
Hey.
I just killed a dragon like three days ago.
Did he steal the hand of Vecna?
I bet not.
Wow.
That's higher.
This one's.
But yeah.
He has zero hit points.
So Tom Morello plays.
I didn't expect you to roll a 20 because successful death save.
Well, we got to get the.
Can we have friends with him?
Who do you play with?
When they were kids?
Oh, man.
This guy man, Gianello?
Of course.
I don't know.
Anyway, the letter ends.
Ryan did it fine, and his impression of the Kenyan shark tank was hilarious.
People love that.
He's still a tard, but now kind of a buff tard.
So that's sort of cool.
So that's another gay way to compliment a man is to talk about how he's buff.
He says he does.
He does.
Here it is.
Of course.
He's in my home.
Vin Diesel plays.
You ever play with Vin?
I don't know if he does.
He says he does.
He does, but I don't know anybody that plays with him.
And believe me, I were that.
Did you hear that?
My house in L.A. is the L.A. hub, and all the writers, directors, comedians, actors, we all started playing against.
I'm coming out for the Emmys.
Diesel's a fucking liar.
Fucking nerds.
Do we have any calls on this strange day where we don't usually take calls?
Let's see.
Well, you know what we should do?
Patty Gonia.
Wait, I missed that one.
Patty Gonia wants me to listen to the birds because what?
Patty Gonia want, and this is the eco-friendly drag queen.
She doesn't read kids' stories.
She REI, right?
Yep.
Yeah, she talks to birds.
She wants you to know the birds tell us Mother Nature is hella pissed.
I got an email from ABC today, and they go, we understand the Pearl Boys were at a drag queen story hour reading, and the police are going to charge them with a hate crime.
Do you have any comments?
I didn't say this.
I just sent them to the guys that were there.
Better hear from the horse's mouth.
But I was thinking, you'd be much happier at home.
Your email is like ABC producer at nightlime, whatever.
I can tell you're a woman because this story is a week old.
And you haven't looked into Panda Dolce's video where she says all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick.
And the reason you're doing a story a week late is because your heart's not in it.
You're playing house as an ABC producer.
And I don't think the cops are pressing hate charges anymore.
The cops have seen the video and the detective went, oh, yeah, that changes the context.
A teensy weensy bit.
So you have all the when you see these news shows, these half-assed news shows, it's because the women who produce them wish they were at home and they're not interested.
Like they don't Google shit.
They don't send themselves emails at 11.
I promise you, these news producers, today, these women who would be much happier at home, the second the bell rings at the end of school, they go straight home.
They don't think about the news.
They don't do shit.
They binge Netflix and go out for brunch with their gay friends.
That's why the media is so incompetent.
That's why the entire left is so incompetent.
That's why the hearings started out with, these guys are fucking domestic terrorists.
They're going to kill you.
And then America went, no, no, we don't, we're not nuts about the vandalism, but we feel bad for those guys.
Oh, next hearing.
We feel bad for these guys too.
They were brainwashed by Trump.
He's a bad guy.
Like, you're changing your whole pitch at one step into the fucking fight.
You are on air.
This is a fucking loser.
You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
Hey, why does everyone get two things?
You have one thing.
Thank you for calling.
It's great hearing from you.
Bye-bye.
All right, next call.
I don't have my mic.
Oh, I do.
I am without a mic.
Sans Mike.
We have Julian.
Hey, Julian.
What's going on, Julian?
Hey, how's it going, y'all?
Good, man.
Now, I understand that there's a lot of, there's two different types of Julians, and some of them were Irish guys who were named Leon, and people didn't believe they're Jewish because they were Irish, so they would put the word Jew in front of their name and be Jew Leon.
Is that the kind of Leon you are?
I'm not about that.
I'm a Jesus-loving virgin.
Oh, okay.
Well, that's really committing to the cause.
No, I'm kidding.
I had sex with my girlfriend premaritally.
Sorry.
Well, you're going to have fun in hell.
I'm not saying Jesus-loving virgin.
You're not going to fuck her in hell.
Maybe that's a little sacrifice you have to make.
At least I'll be just like in the second circle for Dante's Inferno or something.
Yeah, it's just very, very warm there.
It's like living in India.
I'll just be there with the bankers and shit, you know?
Yeah, the Buddhists and everyone else.
The Jews.
Gavin McKinnis claims Jews are going to hell on his show.
What can I do you for?
Well, I would just.
It has to do with the meandering, you know.
We see in the news media all the time when a person of non-white descent is shot, unfortunately.
Sometimes when they are not armed, they are considered unarmed.
So a nice qualifier that I would like for you guys to start using with the GN6 meandering is the qualifier unarmed because it was an unarmed meandering.
And I think Julian, you just named the show.
This episode is called Unarmed.
That's what we should really start pushing, is this unarmed insurrection.
Because it shows the absurdity of however many people actually went inside.
What was that?
Like 80?
80 people destroying the most powerful nation on earth.
A nation that can just throw another war 40 billion without blinking an eye.
They can just take it over with.
It's a bell and Sebastian Moshpit, basically.
It was as dangerous as a Bell and Sebastian Moshpit.
Same size, same amount of damage.
Totally different looking dudes.
You could have worn sandals.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's another thing.
They could have easily, everyone could have had flip-flops on, and there would be neri a toenail disturbed.
Exactly.
We just showed the Ashley Babbitt shooting in that trailer for Nick Cersei's movie.
No one talks about the fact that the guy egging her on is in Antifa.
John Sullivan, who CNN paid $20,000 to go there and record everything.
I thought it was $70K.
Oh, maybe it was $70,000, yeah.
70.
Oh, yeah.
They're now sending him into Ukraine and everywhere.
So if they get caught, they can say, oh, he's just a journalist.
He went to Ukraine.
They're making him into a journalist with their money.
But yes, an Antifa guy.
They know where to put him.
Antifa guy led to a murder.
A cop murdered, a black cop murdered a white woman after she was egged on by Antifa.
And the narrative is domestic terrorists destroyed the fucking democracy.
And by the way, that cop who shot her, who is a retard, he's an affirmative action hire.
constantly leaving his gun in the bathroom.
Imagine being a Secret Service guy and you're just like...
He's unarmed when he goes to the bathroom.
Yeah, you're like, fuck, where's my gun?
Oh, it's in the shit.
Oh, yeah.
Looks like a toilet paper roll.
Yeah, put it in like a side holster if you keep forgetting.
But his narrative is, I saved lives that day.
So he's a hero, according to the media narrative.
Well, I'm sure he's getting a nice little fat paycheck.
Yeah.
All right, Julian, thanks for calling.
So we're going to get cooking here with our people.
We call them baby monsters because that was Maddie's nickname in jail.
And we're making fun of Lady Gaga's fan base.
But we do this every week.
Every Thursday, we get in touch with the people and find out what we've done wrong.
Like talk about our liar friends for too many, for the 8,000th time.
But you can't watch that because you're a freeloader.
So we're going to say goodbye to you.
This show is going to continue for another hour and 10 minutes.
And we're going to take calls.
But before we go, we're going to say goodbye and thank you to our third sponsor of the show, FOP Medals.
I think 100% of our sponsors are veteran-owned.
And we didn't plan for that.
It's just the way it is.
Veteran run, veteran-owned, established in 2014.
The economy appears to be about to blow up.
It's really bad right now.
It's $100 to fill your tank, but it could get a lot worse.
And Biden has just said the other day, he said, we need more money.
He said there's going to be a second pandemic.
And he's printing money like Mugabe.
And that's the dictator in Zimbabwe.
Remember Mugabe?
Remember you'd need 14 million Zimbabwean dollars to eat a cheeseburger or make a long-distance phone call?
We are headed on that path.
We are overprinting money.
We're living in the movie idiocracy, and the president is giving everyone free money because money is infinite.
No, money is not infinite.
The more you print, the less value it has.
We are in an inflation tidal wave right now.
So why not at least put some aside where you know it's tangible and it's solid.
FOPMETALS.com, promo code Gavin, 15% off.
It's not FOP.
It's PHAUP.
Look up FOP Metals FOP, though.
They should bounce it there and make sure it goes there.
That would be a smart move.
PHAUPMETALS.com.
They've got a half gram gold bar, 50 bucks.
You can start small.
You can go big, but have something.
Wait, what the fuck?
What?
If you go to FOPmetals.com.
Yeah.
It's a...
Wow.
That's not good.
That's amazing.
Wait, who did that?
Well, it's probably AI.
AI probably lays to you.
It hears you go, that's a nice fucking suit.
And it's like, I think that guy must be fag.
I am changing.
I heard URL mentioned on phaupmedals.com.
Don't go to FOPmetals.com.
Go to phaupmedals.com.
That's where you can get quality.
Plus, it just looks cool.
Of all the knickknacks and brick-a-brac to have around your house, these coins and silver and gold bars, they're beautiful to look at.
No wonder gold's been popular for over 30 years.
Did you know gold was considered valuable 30 years ago, even?
30 years.
Yes, in 1980, people would have gold.
You can go back in history.
You could go back to, if you go like to the Middle East, in 1979, they thought gold was valuable.
Like $400 an ounce.
And what is it now?
$2,000.
Wow.
See?
It goes up.
It's never going to stop going up.
So get your precious metals at the end.
Silvercoins.metals.com.
I'll take my silver coins and I just like when you're going to be able to do it.
No, no, no.
We're done.
The ads.
No, you can't.
No, nope.
Fopmetals.com.
So we say goodbye now to the freeloaders.
We continue behind the paywall.
And to everyone involved in the show, I like to end every episode with get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Said you'd like to see where I live.
MTV cribs, red light district.
If I could bring a camera crew, we could shoot a vid or two.
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