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June 23, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
01:14:47
S4E133 - NO SLEEP TILL ORLANDO
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Fire!
We gon' feed burn them trees, you know.
That's prisoner.
British people are allowed to do Jamaican accents if their parents are Jamaican.
I'm not sure why they get a pass, but okay.
I guess I'm allowed to do a Scottish accent.
I guess I could sing for the proclaimers in a Scottish accent.
That should be allowed, right?
Actually, black people are allowed to do Jamaican accents, like Karis1 sings in patois.
Remember that rap band had a whole big song about black dudes singing in Jamaican patois?
White people cannot.
Not even thinking about it.
This is a pre-recorded show because we're in Orlando.
So it's going to suck.
Do not get your hopes up.
This is just a place marker.
Better than nothing.
It's sort of like having a glass of water when you're hungry.
You're not satisfied, but you're not as hungry.
This is going to be watered down shit.
Ryan's going to be making more mistakes than usual.
He's not going to do any imitations.
I'm going to sound cynical and I'm going to be stuttering.
It's going to be really depressing.
This is going to be a horrible, horrible shit show, but better than nothing.
See, look how funny that was.
He thinks it's funny to put a cookie in his face.
Yes.
That's a joke on the shitty episode.
Joke number one.
Down.
Joke one.
Boom.
So Orlando's going to be fun.
We'll announce the venue, I guess, by the time you see this.
Right?
People got to get there and stuff.
True.
I like the idea of announcing the venue late.
They did that at AFPAC, and it was kind of like sexy and fun and exciting.
So tonight, we are going to have Ryan come in and do various imitations with his face above us.
That better work.
And then I want a big table, like Kill Tony or whatever, and the three of us will do a podcast.
And we'll record it all, but I'm not putting it on the site because I want us to keep doing these.
What should we do next?
What about Long Island?
That'd be tight.
I mean, if we announce day of, is Antifa really going to trek all the way out to Long Island?
I don't really see that.
Although.
Not Austin, Texas.
Not Austin, Texas.
Regular Texas.
Historically.
Nowhere in the Pacific Northwest.
Well, Orange County.
California.
I've heard good things about Cour de Lane in Ohio.
I don't know how you non-French speakers pronounce that.
Courteline.
I know a woman named Phyllis des Jardin, and she doesn't speak French.
So she calls herself Phyllis des Jardins.
That sucks.
That's one thing I learned when I moved to America.
Don't fucking speak French.
They fucking hate.
They don't really care about the French, the people themselves, but Americans hate the French language.
And when you speak it, they get mad at you.
And if you pronounce Croissant correctly, they'll murder you.
So I had to unlearn croissant and learn to say croissant.
Croissant.
How do you say it?
Croissant.
Croissant.
Croissant.
So, yeah, we have a shitty show.
It's really depressing.
This is stuff that I didn't get to before.
But let's start the show.
Oh.
Right?
Oh, Adam.
We don't have any gossipy stuff.
No, there's no gossip.
And you know, at the show, we want to make sure that everybody's safe and they realize that they're about to be heard and then they're understood.
Wait, I didn't introduce that song.
That's Prisna.
That's like the first jungle song, pre-drum and bass, 1995, I believe, when all this shit was popping off.
And it was that and Original Nutta were like the big tracks everyone was freaking out about.
It kind of killed rock.
Dance music took over.
People would say, in all earnesty, is that the word?
Earnestly, in all honesty?
In 95, people are like, the guitar's done.
Guitars are over.
And they were over until the strokes brought them back in 2000.
But from 95 to 2000, rock was dead.
Guitars were over.
We all thought dance music was the future.
I don't have any good stories from then.
I was just high doing nothing.
But GHB.
It's weird.
Oh.
It's funny the things you say when you're doing characters like it.
Bye.
Or what you learn about yourself when you fake phone call.
If you're pissing in public, and you've all seen my video, How to Piss in Public, you're on your phone and you say the weirdest shit.
Like, yeah.
No.
I like my ass.
Yeah.
No.
I want you to put your tits on the wall.
Yeah, I'll see them through glass.
Then you hang up phone.
You're like, what the fuck was that all about?
I always just act like I'm outraged.
I'm like, are you serious?
No, but no.
Tell him to take it down.
You got to be more angry, Mr. Loti.
You got to be like, absolutely not.
No, are you guys out of your minds?
Then you cause a little too much attention.
Now people are interested in your conversation, though.
No, they're just like, ooh, that guy's mad.
And if they do look over, the eyes are up here because this guy's right.
You don't want to be like his ass.
You don't want to let their eyes wander.
You're like, are you crazy?
What's going on, you dumb asshole?
That guy's so mad, he's pissing.
Fuck the pissing, he's firing someone.
All right, let's dive into what should we start with here?
You know, we haven't had my pet Biden in a while.
Let's enjoy ourselves with some B-Dog.
Ready?
Biden, on him I can depend.
My pet.
Biden, a monster of a president.
He's big and food.
Sleepy.
But a friendly monster too.
My pet.
Biden.
Wait, what?
That doesn't rhyme.
That was nice of whoever made that to make that for us.
Kamala Harris was in the news recently telling Catholics it's okay to kill babies.
There's nothing in the Bible that's against abortion besides thou shalt not kill.
One thing, one commandment out of a whole book.
So we're going to see.
I've been convening, I've convened faith leaders.
And, you know, for those of us of faith, I think that we agree, many of us, that there's nothing about this issue that will require anyone to abandon their faith or change their faith.
It's simply saying that the government should not have the ability to decide what an individual does with her own life.
So it's a libertarian.
Pro-choice is libertarian.
That sounds cool.
Look up Kamala Harris's faith.
Her dad was the plantation owner, slave owner, a guy from Jamaica.
Technically a little black, not really.
So that's usually Christian Catholic, I guess.
But crazy voodoo stuff.
And her mother was an Indian Jabuti.
Oh my gosh, you guys, what are you doing?
I am Hindu.
I worship the blue kids within the fly on the flying carpet.
Their religions over there in India are like 17 blue kids playing a trumpet on a flying carpet and their best friend is an elephant.
So, wait, what is Harris?
Harris had a Christian upbringing?
Baptist.
I call bullshit.
And a Hindu temple.
There we go.
Yeah, you know what that is.
And I got to stop with the air quotes, dude.
We're going to have to have an air quote jar.
It was.
Her mother was Hindu.
She was atheist.
They didn't do shit, just like most Indian immigrants in Montreal.
And maybe burnt some incense every three Fridays.
And then when she started getting into politics, she realized I have to be black.
So then she joined the Baptist church and was like, amen.
Like, just like, just like Obama with Jeremiah Wright.
He went from no church to like, hear me now.
I love y'all.
Oh, Lord.
That's definitely what's up there.
So that sentence she just said was relatively coherent.
I understood her point.
She didn't say the same word 13 times.
Well, she did say faith a lot.
But that's a fun little spin on abortion.
Let's jump over, of course, to Biden, Trump versus Biden.
This sort of shows you why us Trump people, the non-Trump people, and I don't think any of them are watching this, don't understand why we like Trump.
We don't understand why you don't.
Look at this montage.
Before I took office, there was a lot of folks out there, a lot of folks out there making some pretty bald predictions about how things would turn out.
You might remember some of the predictions.
They're coming for your guns.
They're coming for your jobs.
Correct.
And they're coming for your freedom.
They hate American energy, and Joe Biden will shut it all down.
He's going to.
If I became president...
If Biden's elected, he will wipe out your energy industry.
Another prediction.
Correct.
That is my favorite one in my hand.
Is that if I got elected...
Gas prices going $5, $6, $7 for a gallon.
Remember how crazy that sounded?
Flood your communities with criminal aliens, drugs, and crime while they live behind beautiful gated compounds.
They try to take away your guns.
Second Amendment.
They want to take it away.
It's not reading a teleprompter.
I never understood that one.
You spent trillions of dollars rebuilding foreign nations, fighting foreign wars, and defending foreign borders.
For all those predictions of doom and gloom six months in, here's where we stand.
You want to use the word recession or depression?
Think of the single mom struggling to put food on the table each month.
You know, it's sad.
So if your primary concern right now is inflation.
We could stop it in 30 minutes.
When I took office.
He finally went outside.
He went to get an ice cream.
Look, the bottom line is this.
I say you're not doing a very good job.
Because he can't take any questions now from the press.
I mean...
Poignant.
It's all laid out there for you.
The midterms, despite these retarded hearings, are going to be a red wave to beat the band, and it's based almost exclusively on gas prices.
Everyone uses gas.
Everyone.
And if this is a ploy to make us get solar cars or wind planes, it's not working because that's not possible.
I touched upon this on Tuesday a little bit, but as an egalitarian anti-racist who wants to uplift black voices, I am very annoyed by Corrine Jean-Pierre.
She's making black women look really bad.
Affirmative action.
The argument is they're being held back because of racism.
And I don't want no Negro press secretary.
And I don't want no lesbian press secretary.
I don't want no immigrant press secretary.
So even though this woman's real qualified, she can't do it.
And then we go, you know what?
Fuck you, racist asshole.
She's in.
And then she gets there and just takes off.
And then we look back at the racist anti-immigrant homophobe and we're like, dude, what the fuck?
Are there other really qualified people you'd be holding back on?
Like, should it be all black lesbians on the moon, too?
what else have you been fucking with?
If that happened, you'd have a great argument.
You'd win.
But the fact that she sucks actually proves the racist allegation.
And it makes black women look incompetent.
What?
Hell yeah.
You agree with me?
Yeah, but Duke Davidson, of course.
I mean, even the white chick, the press secretary with the orange hair, even she did a better job.
You don't look like David Duke meets Pete Davidson.
You look like Pete Davidson died.
Kanye Wishes, that black bastard.
Okay, that's enough of him.
Forever, probably.
So let's see her looking up her notes.
By the way, all she does is look at her notes.
And those notes are written by someone else.
So you have a puppet up there.
There's no skill.
Just like Joe Biden in the speech we just saw.
He's sitting there reading the teleprompter badly.
Donald Trump is riffing.
If he has notes, they're just a rough guide.
This woman, imagine her without her notes.
Imagine her giving you any kind of information.
She's incompetent.
She's worse than Jensaki, which is impressive.
I didn't know you could get worse.
So I have two questions on baby formula.
So first, what is the White House, what is the latest update the White House has received on the current and field formula situation across the country?
Yeah, let me see if I have anything new for you on that.
I think it's been a couple of days since we have asked that question.
Okay.
I don't have anything new.
I know we made some announcements last week.
I just don't have them in front of me.
So I have two questions on baby.
25 seconds to say, I don't know.
Or how about this?
Liberal reporter trips are up.
Someone taught her the term regular cadence.
Now, I always thought cadence was the tone of your voice, but I guess it can also mean a schedule that you follow.
Follow up on a couple questions.
First, the AP asked you the first question out of the case was when the president was last tested.
We just didn't get an answer to that.
I did, it's a regular cadence.
That's what we do.
We will share per CDC when he is a close contact and he has not been a close contact.
If he were a close contact, we will let you know.
Again, I'm just confused because in the past you guys have always told us the date of the most recent test.
So why can't you tell us the date of the most recent test?
Well, right now, I'm telling you he has a regular cadence.
I just don't have a date to share with you, but he does have a regular weekly cadence.
We trust that as soon as you find out today, your staff.
We will be transparent about that.
But he does have a weekly cadence.
I just don't have a date in front of you of what he was testing.
Does he have a regular cadence?
I'm not saying that.
I'm telling you that he has a weekly cadence.
That's my question.
Why has that changed?
Because in the past, they always told us.
Well, we have always said it's a weekly cadence.
We have always said that.
But Jen would say it happened on Tuesday, just yesterday he had a test, or on Sunday he was tested, it was negative.
But he hasn't been a close contact.
What we have said now is that if he is a close contact, according to the CDC, what close contact of the definition of a close contact, we will share that with you.
And then that's when his testing cadence would change.
His testing cadence has not changed.
He gets tested once a week.
I don't have the date in front of me at this time.
So he gets tested once a week.
It's a weekly.
No, it actually has never.
It's always been a weekly cadence of getting tested.
So he's only been tested once a week for the entirety of the time of the first time.
That's not what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is what we know.
That's exactly what you said.
He gets tested weekly, and that's been his cadence as when he's talking to, as in coordination with his doctor.
There has been time where he's tested more than that because we've traveled.
When we traveled, we've all had to take tests as we're traveling or other things, or when he went to the White House correspondence dinner, we had to test as well.
So sometimes it's not once a week.
But I'm saying to you, right now, it's a weekly testing cadence.
That's what we do as it's coordinated with his doctor.
Please understand that we're requesting to know as soon as you can tell us when the most recent test was, acknowledging it's a recent test.
Let me ask you, we saw the letter.
I'm already telling you he's getting tested regularly in a weekly testing.
I'm saying our request continues.
I'm telling you that he gets tested weekly.
Okay, so let me ask you about the oil companies if I can for sure.
We saw the letter that he wrote to them.
They called for them to be in touch with the Energy Secretary to convene an emergency meeting on that topic.
Can you have any update on when that meeting will take place?
We're finalizing details, and we'll be sure to pass that along as soon as we can.
The President is a good idea.
Why do you think that's a good question?
What are we learning from this pitch?
What he wants to make sure is that we create a forum so that the oil companies are able to put forth ideas, but he's willing to do everything he can to drill from using reasonable tools to get things done.
And he wants them to put forward ideas.
But beyond that, I think he wrote a letter and he said, hey, I'm calling on you to do this.
You said I want them to be, they need to be patriotic.
In real terms, what power does the president have here?
How can he compel these companies, beyond, in effect, begging them, asking them, to do anything?
Well, that's one of the things that we want to do is have this meeting and hear from them and hear what the ideas that they come forth with.
And maybe there's a way that we can help them meet that capacity.
So he does want to create an environment.
It would be so much better for the environment.
Don't you think?
What about a solar plane?
Look, have you seen the size of planes?
That could be all solar.
You can get solar like, not wallpaper, but like the bendable.
The whole plane's exterior could be solar.
And then some helicopters could be wind-powered.
So the propellers are actually taking in wind instead of dispersing wind.
That's an idea.
I mean, we spend money on oil to help them.
Why don't we spend money on ideas like that?
Peter Doosey, who was sitting next to the guy who was tripping her up, and that guy was a liberal, by the way.
He decided just to finish her.
Finish her.
Thanks, Crane.
Why is the president saying that in the middle of here because what we have seen across the globe, first of all, inflation is a global challenge, as we have said.
It is caused by clearly the pandemic, this once-in-a-generation pandemic that we are coming out of.
These are things.
And also, most recently.
So that once-in-a-generation pandemic is something she says at every single press thingy.
It's on a generational cadence, you see.
Like you're watching someone unqualified.
You're watching a great argument against affirmative action.
And you're making black immigrant lesbians look really bad.
If I was a black immigrant lesbian, which I may identify as after this, I'd be like, what the fuck?
I can speak English.
Why is she there?
Now people are going to, anytime I get any kind of success in my career, people are going to think I was just thrown up here.
The war that Putin started in Ukraine that has caused inflation as we look at food and as we look at gas prices.
So if you look at globally other countries and if you look at where we are economically, when you think about the Group 7, the G7, we are in a much stronger place than we are economically than the rest.
I did look closely though.
He says that inflation is worse everywhere, but here.
That's not true.
The U.S. has worse inflation than Germany, France, Japan, Canada, India, Italy, Saudi Arabia.
So why is he saying that?
I think what we are saying is that when you talk about inflation, it is a global thing.
And it is not just about the United States.
This is something that everyone has.
It's worse everywhere else.
I mean, we're better than everyone else.
Yeah.
It's worse everywhere else.
And it's not.
All of those countries you just listed have much less inflation than we do.
And she's trying to argue that the fact that it's a big country means we're still richer.
No, the fact that it's a big country means our inflation is catastrophic.
It's harder to recover from.
Would you rather be hit by a kid on a tricycle or a MAC truck?
We're a crashing MAC truck.
I almost cried there just talking about it.
That's how much I get serious.
That's how serious I get about economics.
Because of coming out of the once-in-a-lifetime pandemic, because of the war that Russia has started in Europe.
Why isn't the president asking oil companies to drill more here in the U.S.?
Let me just give you a little bit of a rundown of why we are here.
I know his letter was a lot about refining and increasing refining, but that's a lot of oil that comes in from overseas.
So why isn't he asking companies to drill more here in the U.S.?
Well, hold on.
So here we go.
So this is where we are.
I'm going to give you a little bit of a rundown of why we are here and what's going on and why we wrote the letter.
That's enough of her for one lifetime.
The amazing thing about this economic collapse is Biden is thrilled.
He thinks things are going great.
We're kicking ass.
It's sort of like what they did in Vietnam where they go, they wanted to get out of there and went, oh, we won.
It's over.
Same with Afghanistan.
Just say the opposite.
And millions of people will listen to you.
Let's hear what he says about the strongest, fastest economy.
What a clown.
My plans to produce the strongest, fastest, most widespread economic recovery America has ever experienced.
I see.
Do you believe the strongest, fastest, most widespread economic recovery is in the room with us now?
My plans are producing the strongest, fastest recovery.
5-2, speaking of joking, this is just a joke.
It's a joke.
That was a joke.
This woman asked him about the economy, and he goes, you're making stuff up.
Not the majority of Mark's saying that.
Come on, don't make things up, okay?
Now you sound like a Republican politician.
I'm joking.
That was a joke.
That was a joke.
But all kidding aside, no, I don't think it is.
It's so weird.
It's a joking.
It's a joke.
Who touches?
When's the last time you touch someone when you're making a joke?
And isn't that close contact, by the way?
It's just a joke.
It's a joke.
Joking is a joke.
I thought this was interesting.
People are all bummed out that gas is expensive and we're not using fossil fuels.
We're not drilling.
He told us he would do this.
He all but told us gas would be $7 a gallon.
Three consecutive American presidents have enjoyed stints of explosive economic growth due to a boom in oil and natural gas production.
As president, would you be willing to sacrifice some of that growth, even knowing potentially that it could displace thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, of blue-collar workers in the interest of transitioning to that greener economy?
The answer is yes.
At $7.29 a gallon for a small car with a 12-gallon tank, it would cost you $87 to fill it all the way up.
Number one, no more subsidies for fossil fuel industry.
No more drilling on federal lands.
No more drilling, including offshore.
No ability for the oil industry to continue to drill.
Period.
Ends.
Gas prices are so high.
The Isabella County Sheriff's Office here says they've actually blown through their fuel budget already, so they will respond to some non-emergency calls by phone.
We've never seen anything like Putin's tax on both food and gas.
Three consecutive American...
Wow.
And here is leftists admitting that it's actually good that Joe Manchin stood up to Joe Biden and refused his $7 trillion Green New Deal because you think we're fucked now.
We'd be really fucked if we let Joe here blow $7 trillion.
Or was it a trillion?
How much was it?
My God, I just wonder what would have happened if progressives had gotten their $6 trillion wish earlier this year.
Yeah, in an ironic way, you almost have to thank Joe Manchin for blocking that because $6.5 trillion of spending in this economy would make these numbers look small.
Yeah, look, we had a huge budget deficit.
We had an undefined deficit.
I'm not sure that fits the definition of irony.
It's reality is what it is.
You guys said we should let him spend all he wants and kill all the jobs he wants, and now we're fucked.
And you're like, it's ironic that the Republicans were right.
Yeah.
Remember that?
Charlemagne the God said, who runs this country, Joe Biden or Joe Manchin?
Come on, Harris had to pretend she couldn't hear.
We talked about it on Compound Censored.
And then Hunter's favorite prostitute, this is 5'6, received $20,000.
Hunter Biden's favorite Las Vegas prostitute, who is a 4.8, received more than $20,000 in PPP bailout money right after Joe took office.
What's incredible about Hunter is Joe Biden has not suffered any consequences from this.
Everything's been perfectly fine.
Let's do a green screen on the U.S. Senate.
No one knows who they are, and they all look like jerks or jokes.
I find politics in general super fucking boring.
So I don't really know.
Like when I did my citizenship test, I didn't really know all like the House and the Senate and how many seats and the make a bill and that has to get passed by the House and then the Congress Committee.
And then once I was done my test, I completely erased it.
So what is it?
Look how pink I am, dude.
That is weird.
This is a common problem.
It's bad for the show.
Yellow, I guess, is better.
Do you know what the Senate is, Ryan?
Is it people that represent the states that all collect to talk about shit?
Yep.
And then what's Congress?
Oh, that I don't know.
And who is the U.S.?
I guess it's all the various state senators, right?
Let's pull them up.
This guy is fucking hilarious.
He did kind of a do's and don'ts thing.
Who are these jackasses anyway?
I realize that being just 100 of the most powerful people on the planet, I don't know anything about him.
I'm going to post pictures and give you my first impression, okay?
So he says, look at this dude.
He's 88.
I can't read these very well.
You've got to make it a bit bigger.
I'll go over here.
I hear he's a big power in the pork business, and good for him.
He looks like a good old boy, corrupt politician.
That is too dang old.
Yeah, 88.
I think we should cut it off at 65.
No, 60.
Tommy Tuberville.
Tuberville.
Hilarious name.
Have an Auburn grad co-worker with a complicated emotional relationship to this guy as a coach, and that's weird.
Football coach as a senator.
Looks like a car salesman.
Don't trust this guy to sell me a Buick, but in Bama, he's boss.
I wonder if he could help my SPLC suit along.
And this one looks like someone's grandma with about 13% too much skull.
Soulless eyes.
No wonder she's a rhino swing vote.
Alaskans probably get decent pork out of her swinger lifestyle, though.
So it makes sense she gets re-elected.
Yeah, that is a little too much head.
And I, as a married man, we tend not to complain about too much head.
Looks like a fed oof.
Also, it doesn't exactly look like the brightest bulb in the socket, but that's the extent of my physigionomy.
Physi in the beginning, in the ginning, in the middle, physiogyonomy, physiogiomy, physiogyomy.
Holy shit, I'm stupid.
I told you this show was going to suck.
At 57 guys, some spring, no spring chicken in the nursing home that is the Senate.
Yeah, he is some.
Let's see him.
Alaska?
Wow, he looks like a child, doesn't he?
Hey, Dad!
What's next?
That's him saying something.
Oh, we know this chick, Kristen Senema.
She's the one that dresses crazy.
Honestly, mid.
Of course, she's not attractive woman, middle school librarian, looks Senate, so I'm sure that's gone to her head.
Let me see her.
Great sex.
Fantastic sex.
No, no, go back.
But I feel like she likes you too much, and then she starts going crazy.
Doesn't she look like a crazy ex who would trash your house when you stop calling her?
I could definitely see calling the police on her.
But when it was good, it was really good.
Actually, a little too good.
Sometimes you'd be like, can we not fuck?
I just want to watch a movie.
Are you changing my skin tones as we speak?
I am.
Mark Kelly, this is the guy.
Isn't this the guy whose wife got shot?
Oh, shit.
When you said astronauts, I didn't mean you, no, you meant alien who crash-landed.
I think I'm off eggs for a while.
This creep going to be looking at me next time I look in the garten.
Yeah.
Oh, God, it's so disturbing the way he parades her around and gets her to talk.
And she's like, I love you.
Next.
John Boozeman, I can sympathize with you.
Slightly confused-looking dentist managed to bumble into the rulership of the world.
He has to have some extremely nasty vices to let him in the club.
Might have been once conservative, but looks like a life of consumption now.
Let me see him.
I don't know if he looks like such a boozer.
Those are some fucking ears.
They always have huge ears.
You ever see Marco Rubio's ears?
They look freakish.
And also, men, when you start to get that turkey neck, it's time to grow a beard.
Oh, I know this guy.
Don't know what this guy was in, but boy wore fatigues at some point.
I know he plays it being a Senate Conservative, and it's a good look, physiology.
I gotta get this word right: physiognomy.
Physiognomy?
No, Agna.
Physiognomy.
Physiognomy.
Look it up.
The pronunciation.
Physiogenomy.
Physiognomy.
Physiognomy.
It is agnomy.
It can't be.
I don't trust.
Look up on the internet how to pronounce it.
Physiognomy?
That's got to be a j-soft-g.
Physiognomy.
You were right.
I was wrong.
Yay!
A snowball just survived hell.
Physiognomy?
That's one of the ugliest words I've ever said.
And somehow I am both red and yellow and green at the same time.
Oh, there we go.
Who's next?
88 years young.
We all know Diane Feinstein.
She looks like her makeup is done by a mortician.
She looks like she works at, what's that thing where you get a pink Cadillac?
Amy Claire cosmetics.
You know those things?
Mary Kay.
She looks like she works for Mary Kay.
88.
Like, I remember when my grandmother was 88, and it was just a loop of questions.
How are my babies?
She'd ask about her grandkids, and I would tell her a little anecdote, and she'd say, they wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me.
And I'd say, yes, Nana.
She was not exactly delivering concise arguments.
Dude, this skin tone's driving me crazy.
Alex Padilla, there's a Castizo for you.
Features are a mixture of librarian, no, Iberian rapist and obese Mayan governor.
Participates in the orgies and doesn't find them especially interesting or titillating.
Accepts all bribes, no matter how small.
Dimwit thinks he's cunning.
This guy's good.
He reminds me of PJ Arourke, that guy to all the ethnicities.
Go back up to the top.
We're kind of done with this.
I'm just reading someone else's jokes.
I feel like a bitch.
But who is this guy?
Who are you, Frogbutt?
Frogbutt, stuck in here tight.
This is a guy.
Butt watermelon.
Huh.
So yeah, these clowns in the White House telling us how to live our lives are just random dorks from high school who worked on the yearbook committee.
Dude, this coloring is not good.
I think it's the camera settings.
It's on auto focus.
It might be an auto food poisoning as well.
That was the worst green screen we've ever done.
Next to the magic trick.
Fun stuff.
Shall we doubt, now that we're worried about our government and the future of our economy and unemployed, let's get even more depressed by examining some racism.
I'm a black female.
What other different, what else could I have done to piss you off?
Black woman?
This is really inconvenient.
This is a particularly unsanitized look at race in America, which is never good for the flow of the show.
So let's get to press with some blacks behaving badly.
You got that card?
We're going to start with 2-7.
A mob in Chicago.
Just like this was, this is old news.
I think it's Juneteenth stuff.
But is that it?
Is it a picture or a video?
It's a pic.
Okay?
It's a terrible pick, and it's totally illegible.
And so this is number 26.
27.
27.
Now, you talk about white privilege.
Isn't just jumping on some random dude's car with no repercussions?
Look at him.
He's scared shitless.
He might be having a heart attack.
I would be so fucking scared.
First of all, your car's turfed.
Look, there's cops there.
And they just wander away.
That fat ass totally dunked a dude.
Here's a woman.
He executed his daughter because the woman was cheating on him.
Jeremiah Jones arrested for allegedly shooting ex, executing her daughter.
That's a new level of sadism, isn't it?
I mean, shooting his ex-girlfriend.
Mobsters, bloods, and crips.
They used to always avoid the kids.
And Fox 26's Domali Keith spoke with him today.
She joins us.
Oh, good.
He didn't do it.
What the fuck is she wearing?
What is she?
Is she a jump scare in like a doll-haunted doll movie?
Get this CCs out of the way.
The man who's now charged with her murder says he is innocent.
Oh.
Jeremiah, let me ask you: did you shoot your ex and her nine-year-old daughter?
No, ma'am.
As a manhunt is underway for 22-year-old Jeremiah Jones, he spoke with me on Zoom, telling me he wasn't there at his ex-girlfriend's apartment and saying he did not do it.
But why would his ex-girlfriend tell police he's the one who opened fire on Her and her daughter.
Honestly, ma'am, I really don't.
I really don't know.
I'm just trying to get all of this resolved.
I'm trying to, because I was at a gas station on camera minutes before they say, within probably like 15 to 20 minutes before they even said that this happened.
Houston police.
Here's the problem with sociopaths.
Like, that seems believable.
The way he's looking off.
Like the gas station more than 20 minutes away.
Good point.
Go down a bit.
The reason I chose this, though, is his tough guy face.
Dude, if you did this and it's looking like you did, prison is not going to be nice to you.
You're fucking dead.
And you will not have that tough guy face on for very long up in Bear Hill.
That's who he killed.
Here's a woman.
They had a disagreement and he chopped her head off.
I mean, this feels racist to show all this stuff in a row.
Hey, Black, stop doing shit that looks racist when we talk about it, please.
What happened to 22-year-old Lisa Dodd, who had just moved to this place in Alton, is beyond irreprehensible.
It's abominable.
It is completely terrible.
So he was probably a total asshole to her.
So she broke up with him, even though it was her baby daddy.
And then he got so mad he cut her head off.
Put it in the dumpster.
And then here we just have some bad behavior.
A head stomping at a restaurant in D.C. D.C. seems to be particularly wild.
Maybe they have the least stringent bail laws.
Maybe it's the most lawless place.
I mean, remember when our boys got stabbed, there was guys out there just hunting.
The same thing they accused.
Turn it down.
You're not showing anything here.
I want to cellulate on that.
This is behaving very badly.
I mean, there's a problem in this community that has to be identified, and they're not going to listen to me.
What's the solution to this kind of situation?
Mass arrests?
I think Duke Davidson would have a couple ideas.
And then we have filming a TikTok here at 3-1, and they're interrupted by some BBB.
Black's behaving badly.
Oh, good day.
Oh, sorry.
Did you fucking see that?
That was not shots way off in the distance.
I got to see that again.
Oh, it's a Roman candle.
And then you saw the Juneteenth stuff, right?
You already talked about that on your Awesome Monday show.
Three dead.
Did you show footage of the shooting?
No.
There's a shooting?
Yeah.
3.5.
3.5 and 3.6 are shooting footage of the Juneteenth celebrations.
I know we're very late here, but this show was recorded on Tuesday.
And nobody cares.
Police ain't care.
But on Juneteenth, as you can see, since Mochella ended early, don't you think it takes it when that shooting's going on?
You're like, I don't want to run towards this shooting.
This is random gang violence.
This isn't like a lady going, help, help, I'm being held captive.
And you could feel good about running into it.
This is just a guy going...
I don't want to be part of this.
You know who does want to be part of that?
Robocop.
There's more footage there, 3.6.
They call it gun violence.
Gun violence and gang violence.
This is in Harlem.
Also Juneteenth.
Sorry for such late news.
This is the more footage, and then this is the Harlem here.
Oh, that's more footage?
Yeah, this is the Harlem.
You know the solution to this?
You'll never have a shooting in Harlem ever again?
Gun control.
We need stricter gun laws.
It's way too easy to get a handgun in Harlem.
Don't you think?
And this afternoon, the Mayor and Police Commissioner for a public safety-related announcement.
Gun violence.
So get rid of the guns.
You get rid of the violence.
Why can't people see that?
It's so simple.
Another innocent person shot and killed.
It was my shirt that was used to put on his wound because we didn't know what to do.
Sesame Street?
You don't know what to do with a gunshot wound to the head.
That young man was at that cookout.
You're talking about your dead friend in a Sesame Street shirt?
Rival gang members fired dozens of rounds.
The cops recovering this gun, but they say more weapons were used.
At this press conference, State Senator Cordell Clare called for addressing what she called underlying issues.
We have to make sure that there is employment for young people, that there is affordable housing for people to live in.
But this neighbor told me there's a more immediate solution.
They shot each other because the rent was too damn high.
Stop and frisk again.
You know what I mean?
Because it seems like, okay, now they're putting a tracer on the ghost guns.
You know, hopefully that goes through.
But, you know, some people really need to be stopped and frisk.
That shootout.
Look how informed she is.
like, just living in this area, you have to be informed on what they're doing about guns.
Well, right now they're tracing ghost guns.
What the fuck's a ghost gun?
They trace it.
She knows all about it because that's her life.
She has to.
The way I understand it, and I know everyone gets mad when I talk about guns because I know so little, but I think there's two options with ghost guns.
One is the serial number has been somehow removed and scratched off, and the other is there is no serial number because it was built from scratch, which I guess a 3D printer one would count as.
But you can buy like the handle, and then you have to go and get a steel doohickey.
The receiver, the...
Yeah, and then you eventually make your own gun that doesn't exist.
You make your own upper.
You make your own downer.
Yep.
And ghost guns, too, not only are they dangerous, but they're spooky.
You know, also.
That's what ghosts use.
I know.
How are ghosts going to defend themselves if we get rid of ghost guns?
That's what I'm saying.
Against the busters, the ghost busters.
Okay.
Let's just briefly talk about the Prowboys.
I know everyone's sick of hearing about them.
I don't want to.
Stand by.
Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
You got it, not political.
Stand by.
Stand by.
Stand by.
So in the January 6th hearings, this is seen as the smoking gun.
A big deal.
Ryan Sampsell.
Ryan Sampsell was a guy who had his arm around Joe Biggs right before he ran at the Capitol.
So the rumor is, and the New York Times just treats this as a fact, the rumor is that he said, let's do it now.
My understanding is he said, I know you, dude, you're the guy from InfoWars.
You're my InfoWars brother.
InfoWars, InfoWars.
I don't think Joe's split from InfoWars was very amicable, by the way.
I think there was some bad blood there.
But go to 4-2.
Justin, Ryan Sampson, one of the men at the center of the J6 committee first hearing, wrote a letter earlier this month saying, all these politicians, Polteons in the office need to go.
A wood chipper sounds good.
Yeah, that's how people talk to each other.
They really are pushing this, they were going to kill Mike Pence thing.
Did the Capitol Police think they were going to kill Ashley Babbitt?
The killing was in one direction, and it was from the armed guys.
The unarmed guys, how are they going to kill Mike Pence?
Beat him to death?
So that's Ryan there putting his arm around Joe Biggs, which apparently is a big deal.
But it's weird when you're following this case because you're like, yeah, I don't care.
When I hear the woodchipper thing, I'm like, yeah, that's how people talk, and it's how the left talks about us all the time.
I mean, they had Trump's, how many times did you see Trump decapitated or shot or, you know, death fantasies about him being killed?
That's the way people talk about their political opponents in America.
Was he really going to get a woodchipper?
But, so it sounds crazy to us as rational people, but then you think, when that gets to the jury and it's some like Midwestern girl who watches sex in the city and is chewing gum and she wants to be urban and she's visiting DC for a few years and she wants to put some Nazis in jail while she's here and really be part of D.C. And D.C. is fucking,
not only is it all liberal, but it smells of demons.
You just look out on the streets and you're like, something's evil about this place.
It's a soul graveyard.
Yeah, it feels dark.
It's the marketplace for where Satan buys souls.
Yeah, I've never been to Bangkok, but with all of these streets devoted to fucking young boys, I bet it has a similar like, ugh, vibe.
And then there's, have you heard of the 1776 plan they keep referring to?
4-3?
So this is a, this is, it's alleged that this was written by Zach Real, who's in there facing 20 years.
And it's a big PDF on how to take over a government building.
And, you know, you have someone at the door and then you do this and you do that.
It's very damning, I would say.
But it was given to Enrique by some random chick and we don't know who wrote it.
So we don't know where that came from.
Yeah, even Freuder was like, yeah, this isn't proven.
Yeah, Alan Froyer, whose job is putting proud boys away for a long time.
That's his career.
What a dumb career to have.
Like, are you going to go to your grave proud of yourself that you totally ignored Antifa and BLM and put these guys under a microscope until you destroyed their lives and removed them from their daughters?
You don't have any kids, Alan.
And now, neither do they.
This is an ancient article I've had on my to-do list for a million years.
They've taken over the Miami-Dade GOP.
Proud Boys are very much loved in Florida and Long Island, lots of places, actually.
Calls are going for the Miami-Day GOP to expel seven members of the far-right extremist group, the Proud Boys, who sit on their executive.
There's a lawyer there.
He's called like Proud Boys Lawyer.
And he went through all the paperwork and got all these guys from the club into the GOP.
Seven current or former Proud Boys are members now of the Miami-Day GOP Executive Committee.
So it is to the benefit of the Republican Party, to the benefit of Americans, that these extremist elements are excised from the Republican Party.
Planus, a former Republican lawmaker, tweeted today, I publicly call on my friend, Senator Renee Garcia, to move to remove all pressure.
It's funny how there's two takes on this, right?
Like the less take is they're evil, they're Nazis, they're taking over the government, soon they're going to control the world, and then we'll have a Holocaust, and all the black people will be killed and sent to Africa, blah, blah, blah.
But a more reasonable take, obviously, is these guys can't be that extreme if they're going through the proper channels and getting involved in local politics.
Sounds like they're not the scary, violent street gang you say they are.
Sounds like they're normal Republican adults.
The only thing extreme is the fucking partying.
The partying, I would like to change.
Actually, I'm behind it all, so maybe.
No, I don't mean the Proud Boys.
I'm the origin of the over-partying.
But that's probably why it's so many young men and not older dudes.
If I ever do that 60 Minutes thing, I'm going to make sure I explain that the reason it's disproportionately black, Hispanic, and gay is because when gays come out as MAGA, they lose everyone, all their friends, family members, their local bars.
They're cast off from society.
They're outcasts.
They're untouchables.
You know that class of people you're not allowed to touch in India?
So there's no way I'm saying no to them when they come up over and the only thing that we disagree with is nothing.
The only difference between you and me is black skin.
You love Trump.
You're funny.
You love America.
No, you can't come in.
Like, that view of racism is just so fucking juvenile.
The one-drop rule.
I know we have everything in common, but I'm going to deny myself a fun friend like Hussein here because I hate skin colors.
Oh, dude, at the flotilla, I just thought about this.
At the flotilla we did with the Proud Boys and we went out with the boats and all that shit, the big Trump boat break.
Yeah, yeah.
There was a new black fucking, he wasn't a Proud Boy yet.
He hadn't got punched in yet.
And he was in our hotel room.
It was me, Biggs, a couple other guys that you would know.
And like, if they, there wasn't even a smidge of like, so the fucking black guy, is he staying here?
There was literally, I mean, it's so redundant because we know it's not racist.
If you're with them for 24 hours, there'll be maybe some crack about like, you don't need sunscreen or something.
Maybe.
But the fat guy will get that too, and so will the blind guy or whatever.
It doesn't come up.
I think that's why blacks like being in the club is because you're not the black guy for once.
Whereas I'm sure if you're hanging out with lefties, it'd always be like, well, because of slavery, you must be going through some hard times and you guys must not be able to swim and shit.
Or every time you say you're talking, they just go, mmm, mm, mm.
And then you get spoiled and you start talking about the myths and the legends because you're so fucking full of yourself.
Yeah.
But the other funny thing about black proud boys is they never want to be photographed because their parents and their sister and their brother will all freak out at them and attack them.
So it's hard to show that they're proud boys.
Like at the last meetup at the, sorry, at the West Fest thing, there was a guy in a wheelchair.
I was like, oh, you're great for the brand.
Black in a wheelchair?
He's like, no, no pictures.
No pictures.
Okay, finally, we have Maya Wiley, who was running for mayor.
Now, I know cops that have worked with her.
She has a cop fetish, and she's always hitting on them and flirting and trying to blow them, apparently.
But once she ran for mayor, she switched it, and she became anti-cop, which was shocking to them because they would like go out for beers with her.
She was like a cop groupie.
So even her own security detail was like they were bros.
It was all big friendly time.
Then she totally turned on them.
But you read this article by her and she reads like one of the most radical bloggers you've ever read.
Look up Maya Wiley so you can see what she looks like.
She's wildly unattractive.
But check out what she wrote in this article.
The Proud Boys were some of the most motivated of foot soldiers in planning and executing the violence that shocked the nation that dreadful day.
Stone affiliated himself with the Proud Boys in 2018 by calling himself a Western chauvinist.
They're whitewashing.
Oh, she's not ugly at all.
She looks like an old Zoe Kravitz.
Yeah, she looks pretty good.
Like picture on the left, she looks great.
Although she looks strangely half-caste.
And the pattern with the half-caste is the white mom does all the work and the black dad is not around.
Can we check out her Wikipedia and see if that's the case once again?
Sure with Anthony Coomio.
Early life, please?
Oh, Syracuse.
We were just in Syracuse.
Her father was a civil rights leader, George Wiley.
Her mother was white.
Blow this up.
I can't read it very well.
On August 1973, Wiley's 42-year-old father fell overboard.
What?
Can you read that?
It's behind the camera for me.
Okay, fell overboard while sailing with Wiley and her older brother on his 23-foot boat on Chesapeake Bay, Maryland.
On August 12, 1973, his body was found floating in the bay off the shore of Chesapeake Beach, Maryland after three years.
Once again, these black dads don't stick around.
And they definitely can't swim.
It's horrible.
For all we know, he's living in the sea now with some gorgeous mermaid.
Yes.
Some white mermaid.
Of course.
But yeah, that's very unfortunate, and we're not going to revel in his death.
But she was raised by a white woman, and she's talking about black power.
Anyway, she goes, calling himself a Western chauvinist.
They're whitewashing description of their own hateful beliefs.
So she's right there saying that Western chauvinism is secretly white supremacy.
Oh, what did she say?
White supremacy is the central part of this story.
They're a gateway group for white nationalist groups.
Like this, this honestly reads like an 18-year-old with purple hair who's going to brown.
It says that rank and file regularly spell white nationalist memes and maintain, that's like they sent a funny racist joke to someone, and maintain affiliations with known extremists.
They are known for anti-Muslim, okay, and misogynistic rhetoric, okay.
Proud boys have appeared alongside other hate groups at extremist gatherings such as, see, like I should sue her for this.
This is fucking jam-packed.
No, there were no Proud Boys at Charlottesville.
If you're proud, you're out.
There was journalists who were there to cover it, just like Elijah Schaefer was at Jan 6.
But there was no proud boy saying Jews will not replace us.
The anti-Semitic and hate-filled rally resulted in the death of Heather High.
Yeah.
So I used to say, you know, the media is fucking profoundly biased and they give these politicians, you know, a pass.
But now I'm like, wait a minute.
No, the politicians are way more radical than the media.
That's a politician playing it being the media.
And she wrote one of the most radical hit pieces I've ever seen.
Okay, it's time for the mailbag.
Sorry, what?
On this terrible show.
The other reason this show sucks is I want to punish you people for not going to Orlando.
Because I'm assuming the Orlando people can't see this.
Because they're at the party.
Wait, is it Friday night or Saturday night?
Friday.
Right.
Oh, no, yes.
Wait.
The event's Saturday.
The event is Saturday?
Yes.
But this is Friday right now.
Today's Friday, yes.
Yeah, it's the Saturday night.
So Friday night, I don't know.
We'll wander around and maybe do a pub crawl.
Someone says, my birthday cake.
Today is my B-Day.
This is the cake I was given.
Let's see.
Yeah.
31.
That's a good age.
You know, that woman has killed all those pictures.
That was for a photo shoot for an almost fair piece that LA Magazine did.
They got vilified for giving me sort of a fair chance.
So they changed the title and deleted that picture because it was too funny and cool.
And the title went from like, inside the mind of the troubled hipster or something to like, the face of hate.
Wait, you cropped the top.
What a beautiful cake.
What a beautiful, beautiful cake.
Beautiful cake.
Great guy.
People still talking about your show, although this is only Tuesday, technically.
This is like that David Cross Mr. Show sketch where he's doing the live call-in show, but it's from a week ago.
G-Dog, thank you so much for the Make-A-Wish show with Ryan yesterday.
It was so inspirational to see a low-T fag's dream come true.
I especially like when he tried to convince everyone that Dungeons and Dragons is awesome and not the gayest shit ever.
Did you do that?
Yeah.
Do you play Dungeons and Dragons?
I played once.
My little cousin hosted a game, and me and Caroline were happy to play because we just don't get out much, but it was actually very fun.
So you don't play Dungeons and Dragons as you're going to promote it.
I'm going to.
And I have 10 or 12 people that are interested in playing with me.
You know who plays Dungeons and Dragons in my house?
My nine-year-old.
That's awesome.
Does he want to join my guild?
No.
Just kidding.
But no, it's anti-video games.
It's everything you hate about video games.
It's social.
You create.
You have to think up everything that you do.
You have to just come up with it on your...
Yeah, I guess.
It's pretty sick.
It's fun.
This one's way down, Ryan.
It says bloody white people, eh?
Am I right?
And it is a video of a guy in a gravity jetsuit designed by Take On Gravity.
It's often likened to the real-life Iron Man using jet engine power combined with natural human balance to hover above.
See, the thing I like about this is it looks like if you wipe out, you're going to be okay.
Whereas those, you know, individual little flying man machines with the helicopter thing on the top, you know what I mean?
Those little lawn chair helicopters.
I just look at those and my stomach turns upside down.
Why aren't you pressing play?
Because you're talking.
Oh.
Gonna hear the awesome sounds, you know?
No, we don't.
Why is the faggot wearing a dress?
They're looking for Milo Wiley's dad.
They might burn his head if he's like just treading water.
Okay, that's very cool.
Good work, team.
That's some white people.
That's a thing our military used to be able to do.
Now it has to be private companies.
Lady Gaga with a baby monster pride flag.
Thank you very much, Lady Gaga.
It's surprising how many people listen to this.
I gotta say, very attractive woman.
Checks all the boxes.
My dick is gay for her.
I feel zilch.
Ever since you moved to, subscription canceled.
Ever since you moved to the new studio, your content gets worse instead of better.
You could just say gets worse.
Instead of better is redundant.
I reconsidered when you supposedly made that Trad Cuck Ryan with the bitch wife who slaps him quit.
That's a different chick, by the way.
What?
Oh, yeah, okay.
You got the wrong chick.
Only to figure out that you played Azal.
Well, that's one way to see a joke.
Also, your boomer takes on video games suck.
Wow.
Imagine liking video games so much that you quit your favorite show because the guy doesn't like them.
Dear Beach Ball and Retard.
I guess I'm Beach Ball.
I came across this post today where someone paid $24,000 instead of $24,000.
Thoughts?
Picture for proof.
I don't know what the first $24,000 is.
Oh, 24 apostrophe 000.
But what does that mean?
It's an upside-down.
Oh, he just doesn't understand.
Oh, I see.
I thought he paid $24,000 instead of $24.
Yeah, that's our education system, man.
People don't know where to put the dollar sign.
It gets worse Every day, and now we don't know that numbers have commas in them.
They think it's apostrophe.
Oh, this is funny.
The horror.
This teen found out she was pregnant 48 hours before the Texas abortion ban took effect.
She now has twins.
And as Anthony Coome pointed out, Texas is alone in the ocean with nothing but hundreds and hundreds of miles of shark-filled water.
So you cannot leave that state.
Like, if it was so important to you, you couldn't have gone next door.
And I like how she now has twins is the most horrible thing in the world.
And they're showing, like, what people think who don't have babies is the worst part, which is changing the diapers.
I see two little angels who smell like heaven.
And the fun thing about twins is the first seven weeks sucks and everything.
But once they get to be two, boom, you did all your work.
It's sort of like when you're moving boxes, the best way to move is to do the heavy shit first.
So when you're tired towards the end there, you're just lifting little things.
Same with twins.
You get all the shit out of the way early.
And then you have two little dudes who are buddies.
Twice the cuteness.
I love how the photographer used this picture because like the little arms were up like, help me.
I need help.
I'm a burden.
And it's also kind of like gray.
You know what I mean?
Like, don't their arms and legs look dirty?
Babies are pink and smooth.
There's not a lot of like graphite from pencils on them.
They don't do a lot of photorealist body painting.
I wrecked that joke by saying body painting.
I should have said nude sketching.
Fuck.
Here are some baby monster AI stuff.
We can never be bored of AI.
Although those ones aren't amazing.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Here's some Japanese Gavin AI with me as the bald eagle.
AI Japanese Gavin.
These ones are fairly cool.
Doesn't look like me.
I got a couple saved on my phone, too, but here are these.
Five, four, three, two.
Can't you just show them on the email?
Oh, those are nice.
I don't like that face it's based on, though.
That's not my nose.
Cool.
Fantastic.
Great.
Fucking amazing and worth a painting.
Fucking amazing, and I want it in my living room.
Whatever.
Don't know who that is.
That's a different guy.
Soccer World Cup bans sex.
I know this will be one of 100 letters on this topic.
2022 Qatar Soccer World Cup bans everything fun.
There will be zero outrage from the libs because the perps are brown Muslims.
Sincerely hope the leftist attendees think these goat-herding troglodytes are bluffing and get arrested.
I was there in 2015.
It's not just the government that is oppressive.
I've never experienced a place with higher heat and humidity in my whole life.
Yeah.
All these people who get paid these crazy salaries to move to Dubai, you're in Dubai.
I wouldn't go there for infinite money.
No fucking way.
No way.
I think I might rather go to jail.
So yeah, if people are visiting Dubai and they go to see the cup and they end up hooking up, they're looking at seven years in jail.
Seven minutes ahead, seven years in hell.
A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
Hey.
Here's some more AI ones.
Lotus's friend made these.
You as a Tiki torch statue.
Gavin McKinnis has a statue of Hawaii warrior in Waikiki, Hawaii.
Okay, I'm getting kind of bored of those, actually.
Juml gave me the stones to get married.
I've never been happier.
With all the garbage vying for my attention last few years, you spoke from the heart about family, how everything good branches out from that.
You said if a girl has most of the important things you need in a wife, put a ring on it and a baby in it.
Well, I fucking listened.
Well, put a ring on the finger, put a baby in the womb.
Don't get those wrong.
Don't get it twisted.
Well, I fucking listened, and sex is way better when there's a Christian purpose behind it.
We spent the wedding reception with friends and children running around, knowing that our first kid is on the way.
My lady wants four minimum in the next six years and a house on acreage away from this retarded city.
The apprenticeship I'm in will cover the cost.
I'd like to add that a fellowship has helped me focus on community and looking after others.
Me and my lady filter opinions through what God would have us do.
God grace simplifies when I'm man enough to follow.
Love you guys.
Proud of your boy.
What were you going to say?
No, no, it's an accidental video.
Oh.
That's cool.
Congratulations.
Now I have a problem.
All right, I'm up.
What's that?
Let's do the final video, which I do not have prepared.
Yes, so it's kind of a...
We kind of assume when we see someone speaking in Ebonics with lots of tattoos and stuff that he's a tough guy from the hood and he can beat us up.
I wouldn't assume that, especially if you took wrestling in high school.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
And sometimes the guy dressed like a psycho gangster is actually a pussy who was trying to hide that fact with a bunch of shit he bought at a head shop.
So this guy gets sick of waiting behind what appears to be a kind of a drunk dude and decides he's going to fucking take out this fucking normie.
And that isn't always what you get.
You don't always get what you Want.
Careful what you wish for.
That's why you told me UPSPCP.
I mean, it's not like bargaining with me.
Oh no, I just think that one shot is not allowed like that.
You jacked up my fucking truck with the fucking.
What the fuck is that?
Bro, it's it, you know.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
You fucking suck it.
You fucking jacked with this?
Stop!
I will fucking zoom for Florida, you motherfucker!
I don't think so, bad.
Really?
You wanna do this?
You really wanna fucking do this, motherfucker.
Get the fuck out of this.
You better get the fuck out of here now.
I told you you don't wanna fuck with me.
Because I'm a psycho.
Get the fuck out of here now.
Account number three.
If you're not out of here, I'm gonna rearrange your fucking face.
You understand me?
Do I look like I'm fucking around?
The guys who are gonna do that would have already done it by now.
Yeah, they're like, do I look like I'm fucking around?
That alone is like...
Is this working?
And why did your bandana have to come off?
Yeah.
You don't look.
You look like you're fucking around now.
Oops.
That's a good place to be right there.
Hey, stop, bro.
And stop right now.
Everybody, stop.
Help me out.
Those are pretty good.
Not from the back of the head.
I mean, if you just do a knuckle.
Those could hurt, but.
Get this motherfucker out of here.
Dude, you're going to lose your sunglasses.
Look at those.
He's returning great punches.
The other guy started it.
The guy without the shirt.
What?
What?
Fuck!
You.
You're wrong.
Wait, why would she say that?
I don't know.
And who's she saying it to?
She's recording it.
Isn't she the one recording it?
Meanwhile, that guy with the shirt, they fucked up his truck by jacking it up on the oil can.
Right.
He's got a good point.
And the guy's like, I've been waiting here.
That doesn't mean that what the fuck I'm doing.
If you're waiting, my truck is fucked.
I'm in front of you.
You should continue to wait.
That's life.
Anyway, guys, we're in Orlando.
Big show tomorrow.
Meet and greet, all kinds of fun stuff.
And I have a feeling it's going to be super fun.
And that's going to mean we keep doing them.
Maybe we'll be in your town.
Ooh, maybe we could do a whole tour with an RV.
Wouldn't that be fun?
I guess the next thing we do is like the West Coast, right?
What about Northern California?
LA would not be smart.
But Orange County or something?
I heard Orange County is pretty cool.
All right.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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