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June 23, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #154 - UNARMED & DANGEROUS?

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
	White boy wasted.
	Drunk in my hips.
	Dancing like a skank on it.
	Bitches watching.
	Why are you at a dance floor?
	If you're not acquainted with the dance floor, no one likes a boring hitch.
	Oh my god, are you still drinking my hair, you bitch?
	It's gonna frame my fake turn.
	It's gonna run.
	Welcome back to a special edition of Get Off My Lawn Live.
	I'd like to welcome my co-host, Maddie Odell.
	And I would like to unwelcome Ryan Rivera.
	This is his last show.
	We are surprise firing him today.
	And we're gonna replace him with nothing.
	I could probably figure out all that shit.
	We are pre-recording this, although it is live now, because we're off to Orlando to entertain.
	Maddie, Ryan, and I will all be there.
	Meet and greet.
	You can still get tickets.
	How do they get tickets, Ryan?
	Well, you would go to censor.tv slash Orlando, and you can see on the Keyron.
	Censored TV slash Orlando.
	That takes you to Eventbrite's.
	We've had one ticket seller chicken out, and now we're with Event Bright.
	All of those original tickets, though, are still valid.
	People are nervous about getting the announcement of where the location is day of.
	Don't worry.
	We will get the word out through every possible channel.
	You can email the sensor.tv asking.
	We'll do a push notification.
	We'll do a mass email.
	We'll get it to you.
	Promise.
	Today's episode is brought to you, of course, by Johnny Apple CBD.
	If you use the promo code Gavin, you get 20% off, right?
	Johnny Apple CBD has all the magic of marijuana without any of the illegal parts.
	So you take the gummies and your dreams become movies.
	And you know what my dream was last night?
	I come back and my backhoe tractor for doing road repair has a $170 parking ticket.
	Holy cow.
	And I'm like, I'm not paying it.
	I'm working to repair the roads here.
	And you're going to fucking find me?
	I'm going to take it on the road.
	You're fixing.
	Nice.
	And I, yeah.
	And the road was fucked up.
	We had to rip up the whole road.
	And I don't know why I have a backhoe.
	I guess I'm like lifting up those steel plates and moving those down.
	Nice.
	But I was not happy.
	So I went to a mechanic to see if he...
	That's a pretty hefty parking ticket.
	Pretty bad.
	That's like a New York City handicapped spot.
	Yeah, that's like the courthouse, front steps of the courthouse ticket.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	I'm glad, though, I was having such banal dreams.
	That's probably because I wasn't stressed out, and it's probably because I've been taking Johnny Apple seed, CBD, sorry, Johnny Apple CBD CBDs at night, the gummies.
	But they've got an incredible variety of things here.
	We've got the cartridges there with the vape.
	We've got the topical.
	We've got the gummies I won't shut up about.
	We've got the tincture you put in your coffee to take the edge off.
	It's incredible, the variety in it.
	It's kind of proof that God likes weed.
	I don't know.
	He sent us a shout out with that because we took out the bad part and it's still awesome.
	That's sort of like humans.
	Like you lose your legs.
	You could still be a pretty good guy.
	Yeah, no doubt.
	You're still fun to hang out with.
	You know what most gimps are pushing these days?
	They're like...
	No, they want their dicks back.
	These War vets that can't get it up, they go, you know what?
	Wheelchair access is going pretty good.
	I can get in and out of the New York subway, whatever I want.
	Anyway, that's the end of the commercial.
	Buy johnnyapple.com.
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	Try it out.
	But they go, so the legs, I wouldn't hate having them back, but I need my dick back.
	That's a lot more important.
	I don't think you get sensation, though.
	Even if they put like an implant in?
	Yeah, I think they want the sensation, too.
	Like, you ever fuck a girl when you're wasted and you're just like, what are we doing?
	Yeah.
	Like, nothing's happening here.
	Yeah, it's just like, it's a boner, but it's not mine.
	And then she's, you can tell she's numb too, and you're just pounding away.
	Sometimes you have to fake an orgasm.
	My Mets bet is 45 wins, 46 losses.
	They're the second best in all of the MLB, but they were getting slaughtered by the Astros, who I've always liked.
	I liked the Astros.
	Houston.
	And I didn't mind.
	I love that little short guy, El Tuve.
	And I didn't mind the cheating thing.
	I didn't see this cheating.
	Oh, the signs?
	Yeah.
	Big deal.
	I mean, they have earpieces anyway, don't they?
	They can walkie target.
	They can get anything.
	Don't pitchers, they have a choice that can wear this.
	The pitchers now do.
	The pitcher and the catcher.
	Yeah, they can communicate with each other.
	Like you see, like the catch go like this, or the pitcher will put his hand over his ear so he can hear the catcher.
	And some guys don't use it.
	Yeah, not at all.
	And I'm like, why don't they use it?
	And my son goes, some of them are too dumb to figure it out.
	I go, that doesn't sound right.
	Yeah.
	All baseball players are autistic.
	They're all on the spectrum.
	They all have weird OCD rituals, like they have to take their shoes off and feel the astroturf or the grass on their feet, and they have to have someone park their car a certain way.
	They're all lunatics.
	That's how you get that good.
	Yeah.
	You can't be normal.
	Obsessive.
	Speaking of, so we're going to be taking calls.
	You know how this works.
	It's a two-hour show.
	We take calls from you folks.
	You can get super chats.
	Guarantee you.
	We'll read as many as we can, but we guarantee we'll read the $100 ones.
	And those all go to Max and John, who are currently serving a four-year sentence for a 17-second fight with some Antifa pussies.
	And who knew that would be nothing Compared to what the January 6th guys are facing.
	Yeah, it's ridiculous.
	20 years for meandering is the price for those.
	But we got some good news on that front today.
	The trial is delayed, 1-7.
	And you go, Gavin, they're in solitary.
	They've been in there for a year and a half.
	They just add another half year.
	It's two years already.
	First of all, can we do time-served?
	I'm sorry that I broke some windows.
	I spent two years in prison for breaking some windows, and I wasn't even the guy who broke them.
	So how about you let me go?
	But Enrique, and I believe this is the same with Biggs and Nordina, being pushed six months.
	They are so confident that they didn't do anything wrong.
	They want to go now.
	But dude, it's not that simple.
	Like, the lawyers need to prepare the case.
	And I talk to their lawyers all the time, and they go, if we started tomorrow, I don't know if I'd be ready.
	You know what it's like?
	It's like arguing with a flat earther.
	And they'll go, okay, how was it in Chicago?
	If I'm looking across the lakes, I can see Canada or whatever the fuck through Lake Michigan.
	I'm not doing my geography very well.
	And then, so you have to know that allegation.
	And then you can say, well, what's going on is the light is refracting off of this and the sun is coming at this angle.
	So it creates the illusion that it's flat.
	But if someone just sprung that on you out of the blue and you didn't have a comeback, it would look good for the flat earther.
	I know a guy who wrote a book refuting flat earth, and he goes, it was fucking hard because I had to look up all of their things and then find out how they got that thing wrong.
	It's like arguing with liberals.
	They'll come up with some shit like, oh, really?
	How come Obama had the fastest recovery ever?
	And then you got to go Google it and you realize they're fucking wrong.
	Like Joe Biden said that we're kicking ass and there's no recession.
	And the little bit of recession, little inflation we do have is because Putin raised the price of gas.
	Which even that retarded view, which isn't true, Putin represents maybe 1% of this increase.
	Even if that's true, Joe, you're making an argument to drill, baby, drill.
	We should have our own oil.
	We shouldn't be at the mercy of this guy.
	No.
	There's nothing smart about you, Joe.
	I like how he says.
	So let me get this straight.
	You would rather we had cheap gas and Putin had his iron fist on Europe.
	Yes.
	I don't live in Europe.
	That's precisely.
	I don't give a fuck about Ukraine.
	And I'm not even sure there's a war there.
	A buddy of mine just sent me a picture.
	It looks like Budapest.
	Well, the national team's still playing for the World Cup and stuff.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	He's fucking hanging out with Ben Stiller.
	Ukraine beat Scotland, I believe.
	No, it was Croatia, one of them.
	Beat Scotland?
	Yeah.
	That's no good look.
	No, it's terrible.
	That's terrible.
	Shoes.
	Speaking of people saying shit to shock you and you going, no, I'm fine.
	Oh, yeah, that's that thing where they show the cameraman and it looks like they're using paintball.
	I'd start a fake war for $40 billion.
	Yeah.
	Well, that one guy did have a paintball gun right there.
	Yeah.
	There's this crazy shit going on with.
	We don't usually cover the news on this show, but I'm not going to see you.
	Tomorrow's a banked episode because we're doing the Florida show.
	We're not going to see you for three days.
	There's some stuff we have to get in before it's gone.
	And I would be remiss if I didn't discuss the concealed carry thing.
	Now, when I first heard about this a few hours ago, I went, yeah, yeah, New York State.
	And it's already not impossible to get a handgun concealed carry in New York State.
	You go, you sit through the six-hour class, and it's at once.
	And he gives you the answers in the class.
	Like you fill out the thing.
	So what are the three number one rules?
	And it's full of idiots in there.
	The one I went to was in Mount Vernon.
	And they're just like, he just told us them eight minutes ago.
	And people are like, wait, what was it again?
	Check to safety?
	And he's like, yeah, that's one.
	And so he guides you through it.
	So you pass that master class.
	And then you need three letters of residence that have known you for a year or more saying you're a great guy.
	That's your neighbors, whatever.
	Wouldn't work with my neighbors, but you get the picture.
	And then you can get one.
	Sports one or some bullshit, right?
	Hunting in Target.
	You're going to drive one.
	What's it called?
	Hunting in Target.
	So New York State.
	Would you agree that New York State is not that hard?
	Well, if you've never been arrested and don't have a criminal history, like you'd get it in about four months in Westchester.
	New York City is a little different.
	That's exactly my point.
	New York City, on the other hand, it's fucking a Victoria's secret model within 10 minutes of meeting her, without raping her, consensually.
	So you just go, well, I'm not even going to try.
	And then you hear it's just celebrities.
	Robert De Niro will have the chief of police over.
	He gets one.
	And then ex-cops.
	But even with ex-cops, they get a DUI or they fart on the 3rd of July and all of a sudden they can't renew their concealed carry.
	So I wasn't impressed with this news that the Supreme Court...
	Oh, shit.
	Robert Downey Jr.
	Yep, I was going to say, just try getting blasters.
	You know, I have these blasters that come out of my hands.
	And it was quite a tour to try to get the zoning rights because sometimes you would fire something at an alien, posing an existential threat to Earth and hit a building or something.
	Yeah, yeah, you hit some guy, like some accountant on the 35th floor.
	So everything that the Avengers do is totally certified and licensed?
	Yeah, like before we had to, I think his name was Ultron.
	Before we had to fight him, there was zoning laws.
	The theater of battle couldn't go up above Harlem and go figure, right?
	Even though that's a war zone already.
	Do you remember they had some big fight in downtown Kenya?
	Yeah.
	And there's the Hulk is knocking over skyscraper after skyscraper.
	Now, I've never been to downtown Kenya.
	Me neither.
	Wait, is Kenya a country or a city?
	It's a country.
	It's a country.
	I don't know.
	So whatever the capital of Kenya is.
	But I'm guessing there's not a lot of skyscrapers.
	Yeah, because of the Hulk.
	So anyway, we check this out, and yeah, it includes New York State.
	What the Sam Hel.
	How many times have we joked on this show about the impossibility?
	New York City, you mean?
	What did I say?
	In New York State.
	Yeah, I meant New York City.
	We've joked incessantly about the impossibility of getting a gun.
	It's a joke.
	Everyone jokes about it, and everyone says you're not going to get it.
	No, this law includes Manhattan.
	Yes.
	Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?
	Now, what?
	Them striking it down and saying, okay, now you don't need a special circumstance to be able to carry a concealed weapon outside of your home exclusively for self-protection.
	That doesn't mean that they're going to start handing them out left and right.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm remaining dubious.
	You know, I mean, it's a win in the win column, and it's a step in the right direction, but there's still, you know, it's a blue state, and there's all the Democrats that hold those positions, and they're not going to just kowtow and just start handing them out to anybody.
	Well, do you smell this right now?
	It kind of smells like we might be winning.
	Yeah.
	There's a lot of weird.
	In the last week in the news, there's been a lot of wins in the checks in the win column for us.
	Yeah.
	And it's all very subtle things, like Owen Benjamin on Jim Brewer's show, like that Leah Thomas losing his female medal.
	Swimming like a fucking bullet.
	Which I've heard Trump...
	Remember we had that footage of him at that rally in Mar-a-Lago when they were doing the movie launch of Dinesh D'Souza's 2000 Mules?
	And he joked about, she's trying to beat, you know, an eighth of a second.
	Then she looks by and she just gets smoked by this.
	His arms were touching the floor.
	Did you see this guy?
	He's a dude.
	Yeah, a dude.
	He calls him a dude.
	Do you have that somewhere?
	I'm looking for it right now, yeah.
	But I saw in another speech, he does the same thing.
	Dude, he's working on his bits.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, he's a roadblock.
	He's owning his set, trying to get it down to a good circle.
	Netflix special, a good hour.
	Can you imagine that?
	A Trump Netflix special?
	Oh, my God.
	That would be classic.
	We used to live in a Trump Netflix special.
	Every time you turn on the news, you'd be laughing your heads off.
	Oh, yeah, he did it on the ceiling.
	That's not easy.
	We'll spin it around just for.
	Yeah.
	A lot of people were fainting because they didn't like being upside down like that.
	I feel like I'm upside down.
	But I'm not afraid to talk about it now.
	By the way, 2000 Mules is the fantasy of Leah Thomas because he's a gay guy, right?
	2,000 Mules would be really...
	And you saw the woman the other day?
	You saw that?
	We called Dick's Mules.
	Since when?
	Well, Jim Florentine says it.
	Even though you think his comedy is shitty.
	That's a joke, Jim.
	Yes.
	Come on.
	Calm down.
	I know.
	She was a great women swimmer.
	She was going for the record.
	She was hoping to beat it by one-eighth of a second.
	The record stood for approximately 11 years.
	A magnificent athlete.
	She worked so hard, and she was going to beat it.
	But then this dude shows up right alongside her.
	Great.
	So the dude shows up.
	I think he's exquisite.
	And he was only an average male swimmer.
	On the male team, he wasn't a very good swimmer.
	It's okay.
	He was right in the middle of the pack, they say, what do I know?
	So she struck me.
	Meji points at the Black Security.
	Probably doesn't even swim better than this guy.
	By an eighth of a second.
	But he did a little better than that.
	He beat it by 38 seconds.
	38 seconds.
	She was injured during that particular swim.
	He went by her so fast that she suffered massive windburn.
	And then the better one is the weightlifting.
	They have a certain record of like 206 pounds.
	And a woman got up and she was going to take the barbells and they added like an eighth of an ounce each.
	She's going to break that record.
	She's going to break it.
	And she gets up and she's.
	She goes to the job.
	This guy comes up.
	He said, did you ever listen to this boy?
	What happened?
	That's legitimately some of the funniest material I've ever seen.
	Yeah.
	Maybe is it because it's coming from a presidential guy?
	He sounds like a guy who did comedy his whole life and then he retired and he lives in Boca Raton.
	And then he's up here visiting you.
	And you go, Donnie, you should get on stage.
	It's an open mic.
	Oh, that's long gone.
	I don't do that shit anymore.
	And come on.
	You were just do that.
	That shit you were saying about the swimmer was fucking hilarious.
	But what do I do?
	All right, fuck it.
	I'll try.
	All right.
	Ladies and gentlemen, we have a blast from the past here.
	I don't know if you remember the early 90s.
	Donnie Trump was just sort of ending his career.
	Well, he's back with a surprise reunion tour.
	That was just a tight five I did, and it turned out pretty good.
	It was pretty funny.
	I did crowd work.
	Even doing crowd work would be amazing.
	He does.
	Remember?
	I love you.
	I love you too.
	Wait, that's a guy.
	That's a dude.
	Yeah.
	And then he did the home to mommy thing, right?
	And he was like, your mom probably voted for Trump.
	She was like, what are you doing?
	Why are you doing this?
	Home to mommy.
	He is a road dog comic.
	Yes, he is.
	I'll be at the Laugh House in Albany on the 23rd.
	His rallies are just stand-up shows, essentially.
	Oh, it was a fun time.
	But yeah, there's something going on.
	And this gun law seems to be another thing.
	Even the hearings.
	The hearings go, the lawyers were like, well, this is fucking great.
	There goes our jury, which is, by the way, that's why the trial is being delayed till December.
	They can't find one person.
	I said it on the live show when we covered it that night.
	I said, all this is doing is poisoning any jury pool that they could ever wish to assemble.
	Are our enemies idiots?
	Because they're not...
	That was not a smart move to brainwash everyone And do a propaganda campaign right before the trial was supposed to set.
	Like you're knowingly ruining the jury.
	What are you showing that for?
	Oh, that was the other insurrection.
	Remember the Kavanaugh insurrection?
	They stormed the Capitol?
	Yeah.
	Not the same Capitol, but.
	Right?
	The jury is.
	Oh, is that the same Capitol?
	Yeah.
	That's in Washington, D.C. No, it's in Wisconsin, dummy.
	Somebody gets called dummy besides me.
	Yeah, that was...
	No, that's not the Kavanaugh vetting trials.
	That wasn't about abortion.
	No, this was about abortion.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Because Kavanaugh was at the actual capital.
	The Kavanaugh insurrection was at the D.C. Capitol?
	Yes.
	Oh.
	Well, this anti-abortion rally was at the Capitol in Wisconsin, which has been stormed a few times, by the way.
	I remember teachers storming that before.
	And who gave a shit about this?
	Nobody.
	So the funny thing is they keep saying, they're trashing our democracy.
	And you go, okay, so you're really mad about democracy?
	And they go, yeah, okay.
	So what are other things where someone was trashing our democracy and you were really angry about it?
	You're like a democracy buff, right?
	You hate when parliamentary procedures or any kind of government procedure is impinged?
	Is interrupted?
	Is that your beef?
	That's your beat?
	No, they don't give a fuck a job.
	Well, they just had, what's the name?
	Colbert's fucking team get arrested.
	Yes, including Triumph the Insult Dog.
	So if you're obsessed with the sanctity of the Capitol, why are you bringing Triumph the Insult Dog and banging on doors illegally?
	And why isn't any liberal mad?
	So anyway, to go back to the hearings, the hearings were a flop.
	People were sleeping in there.
	Yeah, but as far as people tuning in and watching it, it was worse than Animal House.
	Remember that trial in Animal House?
	Yeah.
	Delta got a chance to speak twice.
	The first guy got up.
	What's his name?
	Uh-oh, I'm embarrassed.
	I don't remember their names.
	Boomer?
	Hauser?
	Bauer?
	He gets up and he gets...
	Boone, sorry, Boone gets up.
	He does his talk and then he gets told to shut up.
	And then the dean goes, let's just end this.
	And that's when they started going, blowjob, blowjob, blowjob.
	That was a totally unfair trial.
	Dean Werner knew he was kicking Delta off campus.
	He knew it was the end.
	And it was more fair than the hearings.
	Like, Delta's were allowed to be there.
	They could face their accuser.
	Right.
	And they had at least a second.
	That whole charade they did wasn't a court of law.
	It wasn't anything that could be used in a court of law because none of the defendants were there.
	It was a bizarre ritual.
	It was poison.
	Pull up the Animal House trial, Ryan.
	It was a silly game, and they had Republicans and Democrats both hating Trump, both trying to convince you that it's an insurrection.
	Americans, even lefties, they don't like that.
	They don't like one-sided things.
	That's probably why this movie is so popular.
	What's his name again?
	I had an Animal House board game.
	I recognize that suit.
	I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it.
	The Delta House has a long tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large.
	Hoover.
	I think we've heard enough, Mr. Chairman.
	I was told I'd have a chance to...
	That's enough.
	The court will now render a decision.
	Look, you said I could cheat.
	You said that's it.
	Are you deaf?
	Let's finish this damn thing.
	Yeah, that's Hoover.
	And the other guy is Eric Stratton.
	Dude, the hearings were worse than this.
	I don't think it's fair.
	Look, Hoover got to say this isn't fair.
	No one got to say that at the hearings.
	Tell those assholes to shut up.
	Hey, shut up, you asshole!
	Oh my god, she is so fucking beautiful.
	That might be the prettiest woman in history.
	They're serious this time.
	I think so, yeah.
	Ladies and gentlemen, Karen Allen is perfect.
	Remember her and Indiana Jones?
	They had that bullshit about she's drinking with some Mongolians and they're all passing out wasted and she's kicking their ass.
	That was so good.
	I have that exact suit tie.
	You can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals.
	For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?
	And if the whole fraternity system...
	Wouldn't it be fucking groundbreaking?
	I'd probably go to jail for life for like interrupting a procedure.
	But if I showed up in that suit and made that speech and then interrupted Liz Cheney.
	I don't think it would have gone well.
	I'm not going to just stand here.
	I'm going to sit here and let you bad mouth the United States of America.
	Gentlemen.
	They all file out.
	But they can't file out because they're not there.
	I know.
	They're in fucking solitary.
	Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you bad and mouth the United States of America.
	Gentlemen!
	That's the guy who wrote it.
	Doug Kenny, Stork, with the green shirt.
	More delta!
	I'm calling your national office.
	I'm going to revoke your charter!
	And if you wise guys try one more thing, one more, I'm going to kick you out of this college.
	No more fun of any kind!
	Anyway.
	Beautiful.
	I tried to find Dean Werner because I did a reboot of that at my old job at CR-TV because one of the cameramen looked exactly like Hoover.
	Really?
	And Dean Werner was unavailable.
	You know why?
	He's dead?
	He died of old age.
	That movie's, I think, 82.
	Nick Circe's got a great movie out called Give Me Liberty.
	There's a few good ones.
	The Tucker Carlson's thing on his Fox News Plus, whatever, is really good.
	And this is a really good documentary about what really happened.
	These are domestic terrorists.
	The six was all deception.
	The level of sophistication.
	Hacking.
	People were putting on Trump stuff beforehand or taking it off afterward.
	It was members of our own government.
	Morgan's been an FBI informant for a number of years.
	On January 6th, I said, are you working?
	He said, yes.
	This is treason.
	They want to criminalize dissent.
	I opened the shutters that had the battering ram.
	It's out here.
	Then they told me to come out, hold a bunch of red dots all over my bed.
	Jesus.
	They're hunting down Trump supporters with these people.
	It's on the site.
	It's on our site?
	GivemeLibertyNow.org.
	Yeah, it's $10.
	Capital Punishment, it is called.
	This is the trailer on YouTube.
	I spent the next three weeks in jail.
	They put me in a cell by myself.
	Total solitary confinement in a cell not much bigger than a walk-in closet.
	FBI.
	Guns drawn.
	Hands up, hands up, hands up.
	Put your hands on the wall.
	Hands on the wall.
	This is psychological warfare.
	It didn't have a battering ram in it, but what it did had is a turret on top.
	He was pointing his gun at all my neighbors, ready to pull up anytime he needed to.
	Turret.
	What the fuck?
	They handcuffed you.
	Yes.
	Just in case his neighbors come out, we're ready to mow them down.
	It's like these are all wacos.
	147 days since my wife was murdered.
	So I gotta be her voice, though.
	Give me LibertyNow.org.
	That looks juicy.
	I'll have to check that out.
	Final thing on the subject, I guess, is 1.6.
	This is more related to the gun thing, but Marjorie Taylor Greene was being interrogated by a British reporter about guns.
	Classic.
	And she's just like, you guys got stabbings.
	She's got balls.
	Yeah, she's great.
	I haven't heard the phrase she's about to use in so long, and it was so awesome to hear it said again.
	To defend the Second Amendment.
	Yeah, but I understand that we don't have guns in the UK.
	That is true, but we don't have mass shootings either.
	Children aren't scared to go to the shoes.
	You have mass stabbings, lady.
	You have all kinds of murder.
	No.
	And you've got laws.
	And that's not the same rates.
	Well, you can go back to your country and worry about your no-guns.
	That's very kind.
	We like ours here.
	And it's our job.
	The one I saw was just go back to your country.
	And then she's got their laser beam eyes.
	Yeah, Brits love pretending that they have no crime.
	And also with their massive Muslim crime wave, which includes grooming young children to the tune of thousands of pedophiles, we don't know how much is reported because their fucking mayor is a terrorist.
	Sadiq Khan is another progressive mayor who hides crime stats and says, let's drop it.
	Let's not make this a big thing.
	Plus, on top of that, you have the police in Muslim towns like Luton who are like, I can't arrest this guy.
	The Muslims will storm the police station.
	We'll all die.
	So they live above the law.
	I interviewed them.
	I went down there.
	All the Muslim gangs there, they hide knives in trees.
	So when shit pops off, they just grab one from the sky.
	Yeah.
	Don't want to be carrying them.
	No.
	And then Sadiq's kind of the solution to that, of course, is to stop selling knives that have points on them.
	If we have round-edged knives, like butter knives.
	I could stay with a screwdriver.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, that's not going to end it, my friend.
	You could sharpen it.
	You're trying to knife everything.
	It's not going to happen.
	Yeah.
	I'll just take clippers and make it pointy again.
	Pook, pook.
	We're done.
	Anyway, Siddi Khan, of course, I think he's Pakistani.
	A lot of the crime in Britain is related to Pakistan.
	It's Islamic.
	The Hindus tend to assimilate quite well, despite being from just across the border.
	And if you want to hang out with some assimilated Indians, you may want to go to Hong Kong, where our next sponsor, Nita Fashions, is from.
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	Oh, yeah, what about this?
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	Dude, look at that fucking suit.
	Well, that sounds gay.
	Is that how low-T guys talk about men in suits?
	No, that's a great man.
	You sound like you want to have sex with him, though.
	I don't.
	I don't.
	You sound a little like him.
	I didn't.
	Yeah.
	I didn't?
	Let me tell you how straight men would say that.
	No, I do.
	Ryan.
	We go, look at that fucking suit.
	No.
	Not like, look at that.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Gay guys who worry about what they sound like think about saying things.
	Fucking suit.
	That's a fucking suit.
	That's a suit for fucking.
	So?
	He could just take his dink out of there and I'd bend over.
	Is that what you're saying?
	I got trousers.
	By the way, they work with homosexuals too.
	No, they don't.
	And they are.
	That's one thing that confused me about them.
	They're like third generation Hong Kong and they're like, what is going on, Mr. McInnes?
	It's good to see you again.
	What are you doing?
	Oh, do you want some chaputi, buddy?
	I'm like, how do you still have an Indian accent after three generations in Hong Kong?
	They're like, we Indians like to stick together, my friend.
	And on that note, before I end it here, talking to them about Hong Kong is fascinating.
	That place is going down the toilet, and there's no real reason why.
	It's not really the pandemic.
	They're not run by China.
	They've got another 20 years of independence.
	My theory is that they saw the BLM Antifa riots going on in the West, and they're like, we should fuck shit up.
	So they started just like lighting cops on fire.
	Oh, Jesus.
	And then cops are like, you want to light me on fire?
	You want to play hardball?
	So they turned it into a fucking police state.
	It's, it's, there's, if anyone knew how to do their job, like 60 Minutes or Vice, they would go to Hong Kong and tell us about the fucking fascism going on there.
	But one of the problems with going there is you need to stay at a hotel and quarantine no matter how vaccined you are for three weeks.
	And you can't leave the room.
	They bring you room service, which costs a fucking fortune.
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	Yeah, we'll get to that before we leave.
	But before we leave and before we mention FOP, I want to read some letters.
	It's a very interactive show, so let's dive into the mailbag.
	Including a fun intro.
	It's all about our ex-employee, Ryan.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Ever seen Kiki Wongo?
	says this guy who calls himself Gaby Monster.
	Hot metal babe on TikTok, just saying, seem like Gav's type.
	So she's an ethnically ambiguous brunette with big lips.
	I'm assuming we're about to see.
	Yep.
	Yes, I follow her on Instagram.
	She's a good guitar player at Bet.
	Oh, well, she's usually wearing more clothes than that.
	A ton of tattoos.
	Wait, that's her without makeup?
	Oh, that's her.
	She's pretty good.
	I'm not kicking her out of bed for eating crackers.
	So have you been stalking her?
	I like how you pretend you're not a simp.
	No, I'm actually following her for her guitar skills.
	She does a lot of good scales.
	Check it out.
	I'm not really into Asian chick, so that does not really.
	She seems a little too perfect.
	That's racist.
	You know what I mean?
	Let it be racist.
	She seems a little too sculpted.
	Sometimes when girls are that attractive, they become handsome.
	Pretty is pretty, but only ugly can be beautiful.
	Damn.
	That's true.
	Thank you very much.
	I'm dumping her for being too hot.
	By the way, everybody, if you don't know already, you go to the desktop version of the website.
	You go to the live show.
	I see the banner at the top.
	You click that right below the video.
	Donate to read a message on air, and then we can read messages like such in a second.
	We should open the phones, too.
	You want to put the phone number up there?
	Sure.
	This is an interesting letter.
	It starts with Gavin on Tuesday, Semicones.
	So it's about to quote me, and it says, Ryan told so many boring fucking stories on Monday's show.
	Man, that show sucked, which I did say.
	Now it has Anthony and Gavin on compound censored on Wednesday.
	And quotes, let's talk about the two liars we know for the 8,000th time for 45 minutes to end the show.
	End of quotes.
	So the message here is that I'm a hypocrite.
	And while I call Ryan boring, I'm much more boring than him.
	You know the scoop that we found on my show?
	While Looking up Dungeons and Dragons stuff, there was this Dungeon Dragon guy on Steve Colbert, and Colbert was like, Oh, I heard that in your celebrity game, Vin Diesel plays, right?
	He must.
	And he's like, No.
	He's like, I've, you know, I've heard Vin Diesel say he plays, but I know everybody in LA who's anybody who plays Dungeons Dragons, and I don't know anybody who plays with them.
	And Colbert goes, oh.
	He basically goes, oh.
	And so Vin Diesel of all the lies to lie about.
	For me, I've played Dungeons and Dragons.
	Kind of in the D ⁇ D scene.
	I roll like a fucking multi-thing dice, a 50-side dice.
	20-side die, yeah?
	Yeah, I have like a thousand hit points.
	I'm a warrior cleric.
	How weird is that to lie about?
	I'm a wizard god.
	Hey.
	I just killed a dragon like three days ago.
	Did he steal the hand of Vecna?
	I bet not.
	Wow.
	That's higher.
	This one's.
	But yeah.
	He has zero hit points.
	So Tom Morello plays in the game.
	We expect you to roll a 20 because we're successful with that save.
	Well, you got to get the wrong one.
	Can we have friends with him?
	Who do you play with?
	When they were kids?
	Oh, man.
	This guy, Man Giannanello?
	Of course.
	I don't know.
	Anyway, the letter ends.
	Ryan did fine, and his impression of the Kenyan Shark Tank was hilarious.
	People love that.
	He's still a tard, but now kind of a buff tard.
	So that's sort of cool.
	So that's another gay way to compliment a man is to talk about how he's buff.
	He says he does.
	He does.
	Here it is.
	He's in my home.
	Vin Diesel plays.
	You ever play with Vin?
	I don't know if he does.
	He says he does.
	He does, but I don't know anybody that plays with him.
	And believe me, did you hear that?
	Did you hear that?
	My house in LA is the LA hub, and all the writers, directors, comedians, actors, we all started playing again.
	I'm coming out for the Emmys.
	Are you going to be out there?
	Diesel's a fucking liar.
	Fucking nerds.
	Do we have any calls on this strange day where we don't usually take calls?
	Let's see.
	Well, you know what we should do?
	Pattigonia.
	Wait, I missed that one.
	Pattigonia wants me to listen to the birds because what?
	Pattigonia, and this is the eco-friendly drag queen.
	She doesn't read kids' stories.
	REI, right?
	Yep.
	Yeah, she talks to birds.
	She wants you to know the birds tell us Mother Nature is hella pissed.
	I got an email from ABC today, and they go, we understand the Pearl Boys were at a Drag Queen story hour reading, and the police are going to charge them with a hate crime.
	Do you have any comments?
	I didn't say this.
	I just sent them to the guys that were there.
	Better hear from the horse's mouth.
	But I was thinking, you'd be much happier at home.
	Your email is like ABC Producer at Nightlime, whatever.
	I can tell you're a woman because this story is a week old.
	And you haven't looked into Panda Dolce's video where she says all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick.
	And the reason you're doing a story a week late is because your heart's not in it.
	You're playing house as a ABC producer.
	And I don't think the cops are pressing hate charges anymore.
	The cops have seen the video and the detective went, oh, yeah, that changes the context.
	A teensy weensy bit.
	So you have all the, when you see these news shows, these half-assed news shows, it's because the women who produce them wish they were at home and they're not interested.
	Like they don't Google shit.
	They don't send themselves emails at 11.
	I promise you, these news producers today, these women who would be much happier at home, the second the bell rings at the end of school, they go straight home.
	They don't think about the news.
	They don't do shit.
	They binge Netflix and go out for brunch with their gay friends.
	That's why the media is so incompetent.
	That's why the entire left is so incompetent.
	That's why the hearings started out with, these guys are fucking domestic terrorists.
	They're going to kill you.
	And then America went, no, no, we're not nuts about the vandalism, but we feel bad for those guys.
	Oh, next hearing.
	We feel bad for these guys too.
	They were brainwashed by Trump.
	He's the bad guy.
	Like, you're changing your whole pitch at one step into the fucking fight.
	You are on air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Hey, why does everyone get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It's great hearing from you.
	Bye-bye.
	All right, next call.
	I don't have my mic.
	Oh, I do.
	I am without a mic.
	Sand's mic.
	We have Julian.
	Hey, Julian.
	What's going on, Julian?
	Hey, how's it going, y'all?
	Good, man.
	Now, I understand that there's a lot of, there's two different types of Julians, and some of them were Irish guys who were named Leon, and people didn't believe they're Jewish because they were Irish, so they would put the word Jew in front of their name and be Jew Leon.
	Is that the kind of Leon you are?
	I'm not about that.
	I'm a Jesus-loving virgin.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, that's really committing to the cause.
	No, I'm kidding.
	I had sex with my girlfriend premaritally.
	Sorry.
	Well, you're going to have fun in hell.
	I'm just saying Jesus-loving virgin.
	You're not going to fuck her in hell.
	Maybe that's a little sacrifice you have to make.
	At least I'll be just like in the second circle for Dante's Inferno or something.
	Yeah, it's just very, very warm there.
	It's like living in India.
	I'll just be there with the bankers and shit, you know?
	Yeah, the Buddhists and everyone else.
	The Jews.
	Gavin McKinnis says Jews are going to hell on his show.
	What can I do you for?
	Well, I would just...
	It has to do with the meandering, you know.
	We see in the news media all the time when a person of non-white descent is shot, unfortunately.
	Sometimes when they are not armed, they are considered unarmed.
	So a nice qualifier that I would like for you guys to start using with the GN6 Meandering is the qualifier Unarmed because it was an unarmed meandering.
	And I think Julian, you just named the show.
	This episode is called Unarmed.
	That's what we should really start pushing, is this unarmed insurrection.
	Because it shows the absurdity of however many people actually went inside.
	What was that?
	Like 80?
	80 people destroying the most powerful nation on earth.
	A nation that can just throw another war 40 billion without blinking an eye.
	They can just take it over with.
	It's a Bell and Sebastian Mosh Pit, basically.
	It was as dangerous as a Bell and Sebastian Mosh Pit.
	Same size, same amount of damage.
	Totally different looking dudes.
	You could have worn sandals.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's another thing.
	They could have easily, everyone could have had flip-flops on, and there would be neri a toenail disturbed.
	Exactly.
	We just showed the Ashley Babbitt shooting in that trailer for Nick Cersei's movie.
	No one talks about the fact that the guy egging her on is in Antifa.
	John Sullivan, who CNN paid $20,000 to go there and record everything.
	I thought it was $70K.
	Oh, maybe it was $70,000, yeah.
	70.
	Oh, yeah.
	They're now sending him into Ukraine and everywhere.
	So if they get caught, they can say, oh, he's just a journalist.
	He went to Ukraine.
	They're making him into a journalist with their money.
	But yes, an Antifa guy.
	Antifa guy led to a murder.
	A cop murdered, a black cop murdered a white woman after she was egged on by Antifa.
	And the narrative is domestic terrorists destroyed the fucking democracy.
	And by the way, that cop who shot her, who is a retard, he's an affirmative action hire.
	He's constantly leaving his gun in the bathroom.
	Imagine being a Secret Service guy and you're just like...
	He's unarmed when he goes to the bathroom.
	Yeah, you're like, fuck, where's my gun?
	Oh, it's in the shit.
	Oh, yeah.
	Looks like a toilet paper roll.
	Yeah, put it in like a side holster if you keep forgetting.
	But his narrative is, I saved lives that day.
	So he's a hero, according to the media narrative.
	Well, I'm sure he's getting a nice little fat paycheck, you know?
	Yeah.
	All right, Julian, thanks for calling.
	So we're going to get cooking here with our people.
	We call them baby monsters because that was Maddie's nickname in jail.
	And we're making fun of Lady Gaga's fan base.
	But we do this every week.
	Every Thursday, we get in touch with the people and find out what we've done wrong.
	Like talk about our liar friends for the 8,000th time.
	But you can't watch that because you're a freeloader.
	So we're going to say goodbye to you.
	This show is going to continue for another hour and 10 minutes.
	And we're going to take calls.
	But before we go, we're going to say goodbye and thank you to our third sponsor of the show, Fop Medals.
	I think 100% of our sponsors are veteran-owned.
	And we didn't plan for that.
	It's just the way it is.
	Veteran-run, veteran-owned, established in 2014.
	The economy appears to be about to blow up.
	It's really bad right now.
	It's $100 to fill your tank, but it could get a lot worse.
	And Biden has just said the other day, he said, we need more money.
	He said there's going to be a second pandemic.
	And he's printing money like Mugabe.
	And that's the dictator in Zimbabwe.
	Remember Mugabe?
	Remember you'd need 14 million Zimbabwean dollars to eat a cheeseburger or make a long-distance phone call?
	We are headed on that path.
	We are overprinting money.
	We're living in the movie idiocracy, and the president is giving everyone free money because money is infinite.
	No, money is not infinite.
	The more you print, the less value it has.
	We are in an inflation tidal wave right now.
	So why not at least put some aside where you know it's tangible and it's solid.
	FOPMETALS.com, promo code Gavin, 15% off.
	It's not FOP.
	It's PHAUP.
	Look up FOP Metals FOP, though.
	They should bounce it there and make sure it goes there.
	That would be a smart move.
	PHAUPMETATAS.com.
	They've got a half gram gold bar, 50 bucks.
	You can start small.
	You can go big, but have something.
	Wait, what the fuck?
	What?
	If you go to FOPmetals.com.
	Yeah.
	It's a.
	Wow.
	That's not good.
	That's amazing.
	Wait, who did that?
	Well, it's probably AI.
	AI probably listens to you.
	It hears you go, that's a nice fucking suit.
	And it's like, I think that guy must be fag.
	I am changing.
	I heard URL mentioned on phaupmedals.com.
	Don't go to FOPmetals.com.
	Go to phaupmedals.com.
	That's where you can get quality.
	Plus, it just looks cool.
	Of all the knickknacks and bric-a-brac to have around your house, these coins and silver and gold bars, they're beautiful to look at.
	No wonder gold's been popular for over 30 years.
	Did you know gold was considered valuable 30 years ago even?
	30 years.
	Yes, in 1980, people would have gold.
	You can go back in history.
	You can go back to, if you go like to the Middle East, in 1979, they thought gold was valuable.
	Like $400 an ounce.
	And what is it now?
	$2,000.
	Wow.
	See?
	It goes up.
	It's never going to stop going up.
	So get your precious metals.
	Silvercoins.metals.com.
	I take my silver coins and I just like...
	No, no, no.
	We're done.
	The ads.
	No, you can't.
	No, no.
	Popmetals.com.
	So we say goodbye now to the freeloaders.
	We continue behind the paywall.
	And to everyone involved in the show, I like to end every episode with get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Boring bitches, dude.
	Come on, bear there, bud.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Gotcha.
	Sorry I called you dummy there.
	I really hate it.
	And I was wrong.
	Yes, yes.
	For anybody inquiring about DD, we're full.
	I'm sorry.
	A lot of baby monsters came forward saying they want to play D ⁇ D, but we're all full.
	There's too many now.
	We might as well have a beer together.
	But thank you.
	All right, are we starting again?
	Oh, we're in.
	100%.
	Sylvia was in.
	She called me every day this week.
	And then when I went to pick her up, she said, no, I can't go.
	Which is a pain in the ass because she does not live near the Bronx.
	But okay.
	Okay.
	And she calls me.
	She calls me at like 7 a.m. this morning.
	She goes, Gavin, I'm going to be good to go.
	And I heard you won $80 trillion.
	Can you give me a trillion?
	$80 trillion.
	That's not funny.
	Like, $8 million would be funnier.
	At least $80 trillion is not possible.
	I think the world, all the cash in the entire world, well, tangible cash, I think I read once was $14 trillion that you could touch.
	But anyway.
	And she goes, what would you do with $80 trillion?
	And I go, I guess I would just conduct massive law fair and sue everyone in the country who calls Proud Boys racist and all that shit.
	And she goes, oh, I got something better.
	You fucking kill them.
	Give me the money.
	I'll get a gun and shoot them dead.
	So now I have Sylvia as my Charles Bronson, just like with her walker going up.
	Excuse me, are you the reporter from fucking Washington Post?
	Yes, why?
	She'll be a serial killer.
	That's not a great look for a free speech absolutist to be murdering his critics.
	The SCOTUS ruling in New York makes the case for concealed carry reciprocity.
	Other states' permits honored.
	Easier.
	If caught with a not honored CCW permit, one can sue and cite the case.
	Reciprocity laws are of the same category and referenced by Thomas in the opinion.
	In New York State as it stands right now, well, prior to this decision, New York didn't reciprocate with any other state.
	Which is relatively rare, right?
	No, a lot of states, certain states honor like 30 other states.
	Yeah, that's what I mean.
	Like your buddy there, he was talking, he was bringing his statement.
	I'm allowed to carry like 38 states.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I can't believe.
	He has New York and Connecticut all.
	I mean, he has both.
	Should we go down to one police plaza?
	Well, you can't.
	I don't think you're even allowed in one police plaza.
	But I'm cheering today.
	I might just go and try it.
	Why not?
	Good afternoon, guys.
	Can't you, you know?
	Ryan, you got to get an in-the-beginning drop.
	In the beginning.
	Every time I fuck up what I'm trying to say, you should have it in the beginning.
	In the beginning.
	Anyway, I went to the bar near Sylvia's place, and I've been there a few times, and this lunatic comes in.
	She orders a water.
	Her purse is an old ratty tote with strings on it.
	I don't think she's homeless.
	She has long gray hair, and she is really, really boring, like whackpack levels boring.
	Yeah.
	In fact, I'm going to call her right now.
	And I said, do you want to come do a podcast?
	All right, well, how much does it cost?
	And now she's sending me emojis.
	She sent me an emoji of a little boy, emoji of a train track, and now an emoji of a bicycle.
	Do you know her name?
	No.
	Okay, I'm going to give her a call.
	Anyway, she said yes and then changed her mind.
	I was this close to getting her.
	She could sit on that couch and bore us to death.
	She is one of the weirdest people in the world.
	It's definitely like watching paint dry.
	Yeah.
	And she's getting real, like, confident.
	She keeps interrupting people and telling a story about how someone went into a limousine.
	Hello?
	Oh, she did that last time.
	Maybe she's not a fan of the phone.
	I saw her one time, and she was trying to tell me that the store up the street used to sell shirts for $12, and now they're $25.
	Perfect.
	See?
	I was like, oh, okay.
	Got to get her.
	I didn't know how to respond to that.
	Sounds like the price of shirts is going up.
	There was a gentleman that was in that little bar that's near Sylvia's house.
	And he was kind of like drooling on him, like spilling his beer.
	And she was going, would you look at this guy?
	His shirt's soaking wet.
	You must think this is what t-shirt contest?
	Oh, wow.
	Oh, boy.
	She's getting edgy.
	And then she was like, you know, you could probably go up the street and buy a shirt.
	He goes, but years ago, it was $12 for the shirt.
	Now it's $25.
	Can you believe it's $25 for a shirt?
	And I'm like, I got to get her in the shirt.
	I don't know where she's going with it, but okay.
	How are we going to get her in the fucking funny?
	So true.
	Did you find in the beginning, it's already a drop.
	Oh, it is?
	Indienni.
	In the beginning.
	Wait.
	I want to see the whole thing.
	It goes on for five minutes.
	Fucking Zuma, man.
	I forgot The whole thing.
	Here we go.
	He's the best.
	Is he the current head of South Africa?
	Yeah.
	I still believe in Zumo.
	In SCC1.
	In the in the beginning.
	In the beginning.
	Yeah.
	In the.
	In the beginning.
	Yeah.
	If you change the first part, it doesn't help the second part.
	I like how he says, yeah, I nailed it every single time he fucks it up.
	Just say it five more times because I got it right.
	In the beginning.
	In the beginning.
	In the degree.
	I don't know if anyone vote for that guy.
	I mean, I wouldn't mock a three-year-old for having trouble with this sentence.
	Around four, you start going, dude, five all bets are off.
	Yeah.
	Is he just as bad with numbers?
	Oh, yeah.
	He was trying to say like 3 billion that the ginin.
	608?
	But wasn't Jacob Zuma, wasn't he the head of like the socialist party that are not really forced to?
	I mean, obviously he took over by force.
	He was a former president of South Africa.
	We could ask Beth.
	Okay, Beth.
	816.
	They're playing harmonica.
	Hello, Beth.
	She's been on hold for so long.
	She's playing the blues like a southern prisoner.
	I've been on hold.
	Hey there, Beth.
	Hey, what's up?
	Hey.
	Hey.
	Best, you sound like a dude.
	No, I love asbestos.
	I'm the admin on the baby monsters chat.
	Oh, I love asbestos.
	I don't know why it didn't show up as I love asbestos, but anyway, I wanted to dip my toes in the JQ pool real quick.
	Oh, great.
	And it's not going to go the way you think it is.
	But, you know, like these dudes that blame everything on the Jews, like, oh my God, you know, but they never bring up China.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, could you imagine if John Cena went on camera and was like, I'm sorry for, you know, fucking acknowledging Palestine as a state, but he said it in like Hebrew or Yiddish, whatever they speak over there.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, well, you do kind of see that.
	Who is the guy who played Sid and Sid and Nancy and was also the commissioner in Batman, British guy?
	Do you know who I'm talking about?
	Oh, I have no idea.
	Gary Oldman.
	Gary Oldman was doing a Playboy interview.
	He had a few beers, and he goes, yeah, I mean, I'm not going to lie, Jews are disproportionately in power in Hollywood.
	I mean, they don't deny that.
	And that affects how you speak about them.
	If I was to criticize Jews right now, I'd have to make a formal apology, you know, the second it came out.
	After that interview came out, the ADL demanded he make a public apology.
	Oh, Jesus.
	And like, the craziest thing is, like, they control, like, the Chinese control way more than, like, these ginos.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, fucking, like, we can't even have fucking pictures of, like, Taiwan in movies, or we can't even, like, make a Red Dawn movie with China in it.
	Like, you know, that's a very solid point.
	And you think of, like, the gynos who they put signs on their lawns to make people uncomfortable, or they'll do a dumb blog post, or they'll write about the Prowl Boys in the Washington Post, which is bad.
	All of those are bad for America.
	They're divisive and wrong.
	But they're not killing 280 teenagers a day, 280 people a day, 16-year-old girls, rich and poor, black and white, murdering them with fentanyl.
	They're not controlling our entire debt system.
	How much money do we owe China?
	Trillions of dollars we owe them.
	They own our dollar.
	They devoured our manufacturing.
	You drive through the Midwest, it's the Rust Belt.
	It's just abandoned factories because they took all our labor.
	I think, I believe China has no problem with the fentanyl because we made them do opium a million years ago.
	So they're like, fuck you.
	Now you try it on for size, motherfucker.
	Sayonara.
	Yeah.
	And you look at all these politicians that have ties with China.
	You have fucking General Millie calling China saying, hey, dude, Trump suggested about nuke and you better watch out, buddy.
	And he doesn't even get, like, you know, he doesn't even get like treason.
	It's just like, oh, yeah, he's cool.
	Yeah, that's all right.
	That's fine.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you have the president of the United States.
	Remember Joe Biden before he was president?
	As he was running, he goes, they're not the bad guys.
	Okay?
	They're the good guys.
	Relax.
	Get off China's butt.
	Yeah, great point.
	Yeah, I just think the Jew thing is just a red herring sometimes.
	But yeah, that's all I wanted to say.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Oh, you get to thanks for calling me, motherfucker?
	How about the motherfucking thanks for calling you?
	No, you don't thanks for calling me.
	I thanks for calling you, motherfucker.
	This guy's talking about big fig fucking bitches.
	Go ahead, Jones.
	412.
	Go ahead there, Jones.
	Go, Jones.
	Yeah, but I think you're full of shit.
	Oh!
	What if I am?
	Go on.
	The other day, you were talking about the Game of Thrones chicks boobs in that pistol miniseries.
	But those have to be probably the fakest tits.
	I think they even look like prosthetics.
	If you pull up that scene that she's in.
	Do you remember saying that?
	Wait, you're calling me a liar.
	To lie is to knowingly say something that is untrue.
	I saw some tits.
	They seem like fantastic tits.
	They were the perfect tits.
	They were the perfect tits.
	It's conceivable that those are fake.
	That doesn't make me, quote unquote, full of shit.
	But don't you always say you hate fake tits?
	You say they're bullshit?
	I hate them.
	Well, there's fake tits, like implants, and then there's a movie studio making a silicon chest of perfect tits for a movie scene.
	But, okay, thanks for calling.
	We're going to investigate that.
	No, you don't get two things.
	Now we've got to go look up those tits.
	We're on the tit hunt.
	Not to be confused with the tit hunt.
	No, no, please.
	You don't know how to do this?
	No, no, I am.
	I was saying we cannot confuse the two.
	No, please.
	You just go tits, pistol.
	Pistol, trailer.
	You think Hollywood does that?
	No, it's not going to be in the trailer.
	It was on the trailer.
	Prostatic busts.
	It was?
	Yes.
	You think Hollywood what?
	Does prosthetic bust?
	Yes, I just saw one.
	There was a movie about some 50s bombshell, and the woman sat in makeup for like five hours getting a chest.
	This whole thing was fake.
	Jeez.
	Did we miss them already?
	So it was this trailer, but it was...
	They don't...
	It was the same trailer, but unedited.
	So let me see if I can find that.
	Yeah, it was on FX.
	I don't think they're going to have tits flying around.
	No, they have tits on FX.
	They wouldn't have tits on YouTube.
	Although she was wearing a transparent thing.
	Now we're going to have to spend the whole episode trying to figure out the veracity of these tits.
	Is there another call or?
	The veracity of tits.
	Yeah, Pete, Red Flag Laws.
	One better name than Unarmed.
	Go ahead, Pete.
	Yo, what's up, guys?
	What's happening?
	Yo.
	Hi, everybody.
	Have you guys been paying attention to this red law, our red flag law shit?
	Yeah, I'm very dubious of it.
	I mean, as Anthony was saying yesterday, you get one angry ex-girlfriend, and you're on the red flag list.
	Yeah, and I'm in North Carolina, which is pretty red.
	And both of my senators voted for this shit.
	How naive do you have to be to think that a red flag law is only going to catch the Dylan Roofs and the fucking Sandy Hooks and all of those Uvelde shooters, and no one else is going to get caught in the net?
	Even no-fly lists.
	When you look up the no-fly list, there's like one or two Muslims who are problematic and then a million people.
	The no-fly lists include people where they have the same name as a terrorist or a similar spelling and they're on the fucking.
	What's going to happen to the cops who get arrested for domestic abuse?
	Yeah.
	Can they carry a gun down?
	What's going to happen to the people in the military who get arrested for domestic abuse?
	I mean, I've got, you know, die-hard conservative, older conservative veterans that I'll argue with about concealed carry.
	I mean, you're not stopping anyone who is law-abiding by having a concealed carry law, let alone the red flag law.
	If the government says I can have a weapon, but I can't put it in my pocket, otherwise I'm a felon, unless I get a special concealed carry.
	None of it makes sense.
	People need to wake the fuck up and call their senator.
	Get thousands of voicemails, even if they don't listen to it.
	I mean, try.
	I called both of the sen Tom Tillis and Burr.
	Bunch of fucking idiots.
	Get that new one down there.
	Tony Cowden.
	It's insane, man.
	If this passes, we're all fucked.
	Yeah.
	Are those real?
	I agree with you.
	And the one thing I wanted to bring up, I forgot to bring up when I was talking about the concealed carry.
	There's on that Daily Mail link we talked about at the beginning of the show, they're interviewing a guy, and he's like, you know, in New York City, you used to talk to someone and it was just a given that they didn't have a gun on them.
	Now you could be on the R train and the person next to you might have a gun.
	And that's supposed to be bad.
	I'm like, dude, in East New York right now, if it's dark out, the person next to you has a gun and it's illegal.
	I want to know that now everyone else has a fucking gun.
	Obviously.
	And how is there not countless lawsuits?
	I mean, I'm in North Carolina.
	I carry a gun with me all the time.
	I don't have a concealed carry permit.
	I can legally open carry it like an asshole, or I can have a holster inside the waistband and carry it where people don't see it.
	I'm not out selling drugs.
	I'm not robbing people.
	So the chances of me getting searched are low.
	Unless I have to use it.
	So say I have to use it and they find out it was concealed.
	Are they going to charge me with a concealed weapons charge?
	I mean, how does that hold up in court?
	Well, in New York City, they would just send you to jail and you wouldn't really have any time in court.
	But yeah, you're right.
	There should be more people fighting for this.
	That's what I think is so exciting about this Supreme Court decision.
	It seems like the authorities are getting back to the Constitution and the law.
	Steps in the right direction.
	Yeah, conveniently.
	And one, you know, it's all null and void if the red flag law is passed.
	Okay?
	Fine, have your weapons.
	But then some completely bullshit reason, somebody, your neighbor calls and says, you know, I think he's up to no good.
	And then the police can enter your home now and take your weapons.
	And how do they know how many weapons you have?
	Like, how do, like, play it out?
	How do they enforce this?
	And also, say my neighbor calls.
	I give them a gun, but say I have 16 more guns hidden.
	So how do they fucking know what you have without a registry, without a national registry, which is what this will lead to?
	And on top of that, who defines who can make a red flag complaint?
	Like, can you just say, Alex Jones, I saw him on TV.
	He seems like a red flag.
	Anyone who's a proud boy, I'm going to give them all red flags.
	Is it an anonymous Craftsman.
	So vague.
	All right, man.
	Thanks for calling.
	We've got to get back to these tits.
	So it's Maisie Williams.
	Yeah, here they are.
	Does that look prosthetic?
	It kind of looks prosthetic, right?
	Yeah, it looks fake.
	Well, we're looking through Maisie Williams admits to showing off boobs when auditioning for Danny Boyle's upcoming Sex Pistols.
	So she showed her tits to get the gig.
	Nice.
	She was somewhat reluctant to play punk rock fashion icon Pamela Rook, also known as Jordan, because she was made aware that the role required her to be nude.
	She Williams' agent forwarded Game of Thrones Star a clarification from Boyle that read, Jordan was a political statement, and clarified the punk rock icon's entire ethos was turn the male gaze upon itself.
	This reassurance from Boyle reportedly worked, and the new mutants actress noted, if I take my top off, I want to make other people feel uncomfortable.
	I didn't.
	I felt so uncomfortable.
	Yeah.
	I was like, oh, blue.
	I thought she had a nice ass.
	This was the OG.
	That's the original girl?
	Yep.
	While making people uncomfortable may have been Williams' main train of thought, Director Danny Beau was utterly impressed by her determination.
	Blah, blah, fucking blah.
	These are looking like real tits, guys.
	Yeah, but look at the nibbles, so unsymmetrical.
	One's like pointed up.
	Well, it could be caught on the transparent plastic.
	The polyurethane.
	So if you just look up Maisie Williams in quotes and then go for Jordan and then go for topless, we should see a whole slew of pictures.
	Whoa, Jordan had some shitty tits.
	Those beautiful tits are based on a real pair of droopers.
	Can we show the droopers?
	And they're real.
	I think they're real, too.
	This is how to make men go quiet.
	Send them on a tit investigator.
	Not safe for work.
	These are not prosthetic tits.
	I think those are her real tits.
	Oh, they look nice.
	Those are perfect.
	So in other words, I believe...
	She looks like she's got a nice ass from the picture earlier.
	Yeah, you can even tell from her lower back that there's someone is setting out on a mission to go far, far away from her coccus and create a great ass.
	So what is this, the fappening?
	Is this legal for us to show?
	I don't know.
	She's not attractive, though.
	No.
	You don't think so?
	No.
	She still looks like a child to me.
	But you look kind of like not children, but you like that sort of round face.
	That sort of Slavic Eastern European face, like that gymnast you were obsessed with.
	Oh, I love her.
	I am Schlomer.
	She's my future ex-wife.
	What's her name again?
	I can't remember.
	But I love her.
	I don't know.
	It's such a wide.
	I don't know.
	She looks kind of Polish.
	She looks weird.
	It is Polish-ish.
	Hey, guys.
	Hey.
	Hey, what's going on?
	Who's there?
	Oh, not so much.
	Griffin calling from PG.
	How's it going this Thursday?
	It's good.
	It's good.
	How are you?
	Hello.
	Is that Prince George County?
	No, Prince George BC.
	Okay.
	Oh, Vancouver, actually.
	Tree planted.
	I got to say, people in British Columbia say A more than any Canadian I've ever come across.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, my dad says tagger instead of tiger A all the time.
	We're pretty got our own lingo.
	That's reasonable.
	Do you smoke fucking darts on your break, Fuck?
	I used to.
	I chew tobacco all the time, though.
	Oh, fucking rights there, guy.
	What could I do this for?
	So is Colin, I don't know, are you familiar with Andrew Schultz?
	Yep, yep.
	Dude, maybe you've, have you been around him fairly often, like in person?
	No, never.
	He's Bill Schultz's cousin.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	Dude, I find him, like, Rogan praises him.
	Everyone praises him.
	I get that he did a few things in, like, the social media space, comedy-wise, that was pretty cool, but I can't fucking stand the guy.
	That flagrant, too.
	If you watch any of the clips, dude, he just talks like a black guy, like 24-7.
	Yeah, it bothers me.
	He's Jewish as fuck.
	His little Akash, little Indian dude.
	So it's so annoying.
	And fucking, yeah, I just, I don't understand the appeal whatsoever.
	Is that his podcast, Flagrant?
	The Flagrant Shit.
	Yeah, Flagrant too, dude.
	Shane Gillis went on, and like 45 minutes into the podcast, Andrew Schultz just stops it and goes, dude, I feel like you're mailing it in right now.
	And Shane's like, what?
	And it gets like super quiet.
	And he's like, you're just something's off, man.
	Like, should we restart this podcast or maybe just not do this?
	And Shane's like, wait, what?
	Gets so awkward.
	And then for the next 20 minutes, they just shit on Shane about being like boring, I guess.
	It's fucking weird, man.
	Well, we're going to check it out right now.
	Thanks for calling.
	Shane Gillis.
	Thanks a lot.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, outside of, I said it first.
	Shane Gillis, outside of Christopher Hitchen, is the least boring guy around.
	Like every show he's on, it's like eating a gummy.
	He's so relaxing and real and honest and self-effacing.
	Like he's one of the realest niggas that I've ever listened to.
	He's a fucking real dude, dude.
	You want to know, remember the crazy thing about Shane Gillis?
	Dude, I think God might be talking to us through Shane Gillis because he did a sketch about a fireman who rescues a family of Hispanics and he gets their nationality wrong and they start calling him racist and he's like, what?
	Then they start going through his social media and they found out that he wore a MAGA hat and that he said some sort of slur once when he was wasted to his friend and he gets fired from the fire department.
	Meanwhile, he's covered in smoke.
	He just saved the family's life.
	The firehouse he chose for that sketch, afterwards, it turned out that whatever the vice president is in the fire department, when you have like a house, the second from the top, was a proud boy.
	And so they said, well, you have to shut the firehouse down because, or you have to fire him.
	Sorry, you have to fire him because what's going to happen is he's going to show up at a fire.
	He'll see it's a black house because he's racist and he's going to be like, no, I'm not putting it out.
	I want them to burn.
	That's the logic when they get these people fired.
	There'll be an EMT and he won't save them.
	Meanwhile, you had Britain, the NHS, talking about not administering emergency services to someone who's racist.
	Jesus Christ.
	So we have no, not that we're racist, but the right has no intention of holding back services to anyone, but the left has openly advocated for it.
	Yeah, I guess that's, we don't have to watch the whole thing.
	So he chose a random firehouse in Pennsylvania to be the source.
	But it was a problem.
	So they said, you fire him now or we're going to shut you down.
	The city of Pennsylvania, in Pennsylvania, said, shut him, fire him, or we're shutting you down.
	They said, we're not firing him.
	He's our brother.
	And so they shut it down.
	They shut down the firehouse.
	So now no one has service if there's a fire.
	Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
	In the name of fucking racism.
	You absolute losers.
	And I thought, so Shane's sketch came true at the same firehouse.
	And then he gets fired from SNL because, remember what the actual thing was?
	The actual thing was he's joking around and he goes, how about, like, where do Chinatowns come from?
	They're just there.
	Like, they don't spring up.
	No one plans them.
	It's just boom.
	And then his friend goes, yeah, someone's like, what the fuck?
	Where are all these chinks come from?
	So he's doing a character.
	His friend is doing a character and it's a guy who says the word chink, but he's not saying it.
	The guy is.
	And it's in a joke.
	No one says that when they see Chinatown.
	And that's why he lost a job at SNL.
	So that sketch, I think God was getting involved and putting a few little business cards in there for us to see.
	Because the coincidences are just bizarre.
	What I don't like about Schultz is he doesn't always talk black.
	When he's not around black people, he talks real white.
	Oh, that's one of the least annoying things about white people.
	And for that matter, black people.
	When Joy Reed is around real blacks, she's like, damn, motherfucker, how about your weave?
	Am I right?
	Am I right, motherfuckers?
	Got a horse-track in.
	She always overdoes it too.
	And the Bronx blacks are like, I don't remember you being in the neighborhood.
	Where'd you get that accent?
	Aren't you an African aristocrat from Ohio?
	And Akash bothers me because he's basically Randy, fucking NZ Zansari's character.
	Where he's like, he's always like, yo, but for real, though, but we black, you know?
	He's always talking black, and it's really crazy.
	Because you're brown, you get to be black.
	You mailed it in a little bit.
	I'll be honest with you, I did.
	That's all I needed.
	Look.
	That's all I needed.
	You know, sometimes you don't have it.
	Well, I hope you guys enjoyed Shane's first and only appearance on Playground.
	I've been talking about how great Shane is for fucking months.
	Yeah, I come on here.
	I've been literally thinking, hey, this guy's fucking hilarious.
	Go check out the specials, the things.
	And you come on here and just take a look at it.
	I'll tell you what did it.
	I'll tell you what did it.
	First couple minutes of compliments put me in a shit.
	Oh, you're such a fucking dude.
	That's true.
	Oh, come on.
	That's fucking weird.
	I like that.
	Wait, so this isn't how the caller described it.
	This is.
	Well, he calls him out for mailing it in.
	Yeah.
	But he said Shane goes, what?
	Are you serious?
	Well, Shane didn't.
	Shane said, yeah, I am.
	Let me go back.
	Yeah, he goes, yeah, I did.
	Maybe I went too far.
	Talk stuff.
	I brought it up.
	Guys, you guys are usually fucking...
	Yeah, well, we do this all the time.
	We can just ignore you.
	Energy's awesome.
	Energy's also contagious.
	Start over.
	Come in here, spin it over.
	Start it over.
	Run it back.
	You mailed it in, bro.
	Sometimes you mail in a podcast.
	You mailed it in.
	I didn't know that jump just now.
	Oh, I mailed them in, dude.
	I've mailed in like 12 straight podcasts.
	Yeah.
	Like eight minutes in.
	I thought you're ready to do some fucking ticks.
	It's in the eighth straight podcast.
	This isn't so bad.
	This is kind of funny.
	I want to talk to these guys.
	I'm looking at you.
	Sometimes you think you're going to have it.
	I did too.
	We started talking about the retards early.
	I'm like, oh, this is going to come great.
	I had it.
	So listen to how he's talking now.
	Then when you watch him and Charlemagne the God talk, it's fucking two good ass dudes.
	Yo.
	Yo, before it starts getting real.
	And he gets serious, Black Two, where he's like, nah, but like the problem I'm seeing in the community, they leave it so bad barrels full of money day by day, year by year, decade by decade.
	I don't hate Andrew Schultz, but he definitely has that unlikable quality.
	Andrew Schultz, what is it called?
	Two dumb idiots or something.
	Informed idiots.
	No, no, I want to see him talking black.
	Oh, yeah.
	I got it.
	You better.
	While you dig that up, we have a letter here about sucker punching.
	Yesterday we discussed on the show, when is it okay to sucker punch a guy?
	Desperate for a technology.
	Obviously, pedophiles.
	If someone was making sexual comments about your kids or your mom, you don't have to square up and say, hey, motherfucker.
	You probably disagree with this, Maddie.
	I usually like to address the person.
	Well, I would too.
	But if someone had done something like sexualize my children or my mother or something, I would just walk up and boo.
	I wouldn't even say, you.
	Yeah, if someone must have my child or something like that, yeah.
	Yeah.
	There would be no talking.
	I'd punch them in the back of the head if they were running away.
	But this guy says, the only time it's a sucker punch is if you walk up to some random guy and sneak him.
	In any scenario leading up to a fight, only suckers get sucker punched.
	Yeah, but dude, these guys were friends.
	He's talking about yesterday's show where we talked all about comedian Pat Dixon punching comedian Gino Biscante.
	And outside of that, if you did anything that could be perceived as disrespect, you get what you got coming.
	Ooh, this guy's badass.
	Shit.
	There you go.
	If you do something to me that warrants me punching you in the mouth, then that's your warning.
	It's on you.
	You better know it's coming and act accordingly.
	In that scenario, only suckers get sucker punched.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, if there's an ongoing beef, then you would assume that as soon as you saw them, the person would be on.
	Well, I heard a rumor that after that show that she was sending Gino nudes.
	Just a rumor floating around.
	So now that changes everything.
	Your ex-girlfriend, who you might still like, is sending nudes to your friend.
	You might get irrational and mad.
	I never got the fucking your friend's ex-girlfriend.
	There's lots of fish in the sea.
	Why add tension?
	What about you?
	So now you guys fall in love and he goes, hey, you want to come to a party?
	And you're like, can I bring Jen?
	He's like, I don't want fucking Jen here, dude.
	What are you doing?
	Yeah.
	There's a clip Pat played yesterday on a live stream talking about it and it looks pretty damning for Gino because he was like, he's like, all right.
	He's like, well, what if, you know, sounding really menacing, I'm going to have your girlfriend on the show.
	How is that going to feel?
	Is that going to be good?
	Well, why don't we try it?
	How about on her birthday?
	I have your ex over here.
	And it just was like, wow, that sounds like that would get me angry.
	You know, if that was my ex or something.
	Is this where he gets punched?
	I wish I could find it.
	Why have a green screen if you're not going to make a green screen?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I just like the color green.
	Yeah, I can't find it right now, but let's see if we can find black talking.
	Yeah, we got a lot of homework here.
	Let's take a call.
	Don't fucking quote me on that.
	Let us know that she's saying fucking God bless American.
	All I'm saying is at a certain point in time, we've got to respect that the past is fucked, and literally we can find a personality flaw in every single figure of the past.
	Even our most intelligent.
	That's not so black right there.
	I've heard him be egregiously black before.
	Egregiously black.
	I'm getting too many good titles for this show.
	Peace, whatever, from Chick Flay.
	You know what the thing is?
	He doesn't sound remotely black.
	When he's making a point, okay, when he's making a point, that's white intellect being you.
	I'm not saying that white intellect is just only white.
	Now you're saying that.
	He's like, here's the thing.
	When you break down the blah, blah, blah, blah, so there's a little bit of...
	I need proof.
	I need proof.
	I'm getting lied to a lot about Andrew Schmidt.
	I was told it was awkward.
	It didn't seem awkward at all.
	I was told that Shane said, what are you doing?
	I was told he talks black.
	A lot of allegations here.
	Not a lot of evidence.
	It's when he's laughing along with stuff.
	Yeah, whatever.
	No, for real.
	Give me evidence or give me death.
	Polystyrene in Pistol.
	I made a mistake.
	I'm glad this letter came in because I meant to address it.
	The black chick that I thought was supposed to be Pauli Styrene from X-Ray Specs, who's like spitting on people and acting like a bizarre woodchuck, is not, it's the girl from the song Bodies, Sex Pistols, where they go, she was a girl from Birmingham.
	She just had an abortion.
	Oh, her name was also Polly.
	Her name was Paulie.
	She lived in a tree.
	Gab, in the Pistol series, you spoke about Paul Styrene and the black chicken pistol.
	Ain't the black chicken pistol Pauline the subject of the song Bodies and not Polly Styrene?
	She lives in a tree.
	She had an abortion and she carries the fetus in her bag.
	She came from Birmingham.
	Oh, thank you, Stuart, from Hertfordshire.
	Stuart.
	Am I from Hertfordshire?
	That sounds familiar.
	I think that's where I was born.
	I was born in Chettington.
	Hitch it in Chettington.
	We got a 718.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Hey, man.
	What's going on, Aye?
	What's up, guys?
	Hey, listen.
	If Pat Dixon was to leave Censored, would you pick him up?
	He'd be great.
	Yeah, you know, I listened to Pat Dixon before Compound existed.
	I used to listen to the crime report way the fuck back in like, I think, 2010.
	And wouldn't that be full circle for Ryan to be working with Pat Dixon again?
	Imagine Pat Dixon.
	Right?
	You know what we would do?
	If he did work here, we would wear headgear.
	That's hilarious.
	All right.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	But would that be like, would that seem like a Dave Landau situation?
	No, it wouldn't, because they would be dropping him in this hypothetical.
	I was just saying, don't date ex-girlfriends.
	But if...
	Boy, Hertfordshire is real big.
	It's like a giant district.
	And I think I was born in it.
	Yeah.
	Oh, there's...
	Yeah.
	Pitchin' is in Hertfordshire.
	Oh, shit.
	And so is Stevenage.
	We lived in Stevenage.
	Luton is sort of cut out of the map.
	I bet they zoned around the Muslims.
	Yeah, Pat Dixon working here.
	I don't know.
	I would wait until he was absolutely in the trash before I started going through compounds garbage.
	Not the Pat Dixon's Compounds Garbage.
	I hope he's not mad at us for that whole thing.
	Yesterday, I just thought it was fun.
	I love the parameters of guy shit.
	We can call him.
	And like what you should do, when you should do it.
	Yeah, let's give him a call.
	All right, cool.
	So I'm more interested in the semantics.
	I was coming at that more like a founding father writing the Constitution of Punches.
	What is allowed, what isn't allowed.
	I hate that you use Sirian for your shit, Ryan.
	I learned it from Gino Bisconti, actually.
	It's not massive.
	We were all at a lunch after a crime report, and he was just voice texting everything.
	And I was like, what a tool.
	And then afterwards, I'm like, that's the easiest way to do it.
	Should I hate it?
	Do you do it on your Apple Watch?
	Oh, yeah.
	All of it.
	Tony Stark.
	He goes, hey, do you want me to find out who the sponsors are?
	Okay, that's one step.
	I go, yeah, obviously.
	Just find out who they are.
	Jarvis.
	And then he goes, okay, I'm going to find out who they are.
	Two steps, right?
	Third step, he goes, Siri, text Tony and find out who the sponsors are for this show.
	And now we have to go through that.
	I just get all my mass text to them and just put out sponsors, question mark.
	One step.
	This is like, this is corny.
	This is what little kids do when they have a Batman Kit in the 70s.
	Maddie and I had all these little like Batman kit.
	It'd be a walkie-talkie and like a mask.
	You know what I just remembered recently?
	My mother made me an entire Batman costume.
	Like I had polyester Batman stitched in.
	The mask was like, you know, used t-shirts and stuff.
	She made a whole Batman with a cape and everything.
	Nice.
	What a great mom.
	Lorraine was go get.
	I smashed.
	I would match one of these.
	Oh, he did the repeating thing.
	Yeah.
	Florida.
	That looks like the guy Josh Denny said the N-word to.
	Yeah, it does.
	I fuck him off his person.
	That's damn it.
	I saw a little bit of the wire, but you seeing Luther?
	I fuck him off Luther, yo.
	What are you doing, dude?
	I don't like it because it's just so fake, you know.
	Straight up.
	Like, you know what?
	Him on Rogan, though.
	Yo, for real, though, him on Rogan, the little Indian dude, he was smart and funny.
	You know what I'm saying?
	But he talking like an idiot when he around him.
	You know what I'm saying?
	When he around...
	You know what I'm saying?
	You know.
	The thing.
	You know.
	The people.
	Not the people, but.
	The guys that aren't from India.
	Jared's calling 403.
	Go ahead there, Jared.
	Look how small Matty looks when he goes to get beer.
	Hello, guys.
	Hello.
	How are you, sir?
	I'm good.
	How are you?
	Good.
	Good.
	I'm sorry to drop a neutron bomb on the show.
	Uh-oh.
	But have you guys checked out the Ben Crump documentary on Netflix?
	I haven't watched it yet.
	Thank you, sir.
	But it's been sent to me like 100 times.
	I got to see that.
	I'm going to see that.
	Yeah, in fact, you just sent it over at 12.42 p.m. an hour ago.
	Yeah, I know.
	It's important news.
	I thought it shared.
	You did do that, didn't you?
	Okay, that's not a neutron bomb.
	That's a firecracker.
	But thanks for calling.
	Maybe for an ant colony.
	I thought it was going to be like, yeah, Anthony Crumi just got shot.
	Share him on the news by Pat Dixon for talking shit.
	By the way, Pat didn't answer the phone.
	He's asleep.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's Poss.
	He's got Nick Funtis' sleep schedule.
	Yeah, Nick Funtis is like, yeah, I'll come on the show.
	And then he calls at three.
	All right, I'm up.
	When are we doing this?
	Bright and early, baby.
	Tomorrow?
	He's been crumped out to golf or some shit.
	He just wants equality.
	He just wants people to stop.
	You know what he's representing?
	That black kid who died on the ride.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Because that's racist that he died on a ride.
	I wonder if he's going to cover these guys.
	You see this?
	This just happened.
	What?
	Oh, yeah, I did see this.
	They're mad that the dollar store clerk with the gun shot the robber, which is their sibling.
	Yeah, I've seen that before.
	These siblings are furious.
	Their brother, who police say was an armed robber, was gunned down by a store clerk.
	He wasn't gunned down by the store.
	Gunned down is like you're in Vegas at a country show.
	Armed felony.
	I'm the bad guy.
	I pull a gun on someone and I deserve to die.
	Come on.
	Roosevelt Rapley to try and rob the Dollar General on North Gettysburg Avenue, but they say the clerk shouldn't have had a gun at work.
	Rochelle and Juwan Rapley say their younger brother, Roosevelt Rapley, was the second of ten siblings killed by gunfire.
	I don't believe it.
	I don't believe my brother is dead.
	The second of ten siblings.
	That's not what.
	Police say a dollar general clerk shot and killed 23-year-old Roosevelt, who showed a gun and demanded cash Wednesday.
	Witnesses indicated that the weapon was branched and pointed at the head.
	So?
	The siblings shoot it out of his hand then.
	He got some responsibility, but not all.
	But they say that still doesn't warrant the clerk's actions.
	Oh, well.
	Dude, that's a drop.
	Every time we have crime on the show, you have to have her saying, yes, he's robbing him.
	Oh, well.
	Oh, my.
	That's gold.
	Shot him in the chest.
	Yes.
	Don't take matters in your own hand.
	I bet the chest.
	I don't say matters in my own head.
	Police say the clerk was legally allowed to have the gun.
	Meanwhile, officers are looking into the possibility Rapley may have been involved in several other commercials.
	This is a smoke show.
	You know what I do?
	I've been robbed, well, not successfully because I carry a gun.
	But if they have glasses, what I always do is I just shoot the glasses off.
	They go flying off the face.
	Oh, so they can't see shit.
	Yeah, that good of a shot.
	Yeah, and then the guy's like, whoa, this nigga crazy.
	And then if they persist, I'll shoot like his chain off.
	Why are you shooting Andrew Schultz?
	And then worst case scenario, I'll shoot down the barrel of his gun so his gun jams.
	And then I'll be like, dude, it's been your glasses, spin your chain.
	Now your gun's jammed.
	You got to get out of here.
	I'm going to call the police.
	That's two warnings, my sir.
	And then if he persists, I will shoot his shoes untied by shooting the egglet at the right angle where it pulls.
	You know how many dumb things I don't say on this show?
	I almost just said, wow, Ben Crump looks like that guy in that meme where we go, it is him.
	He looks a lot better.
	Back when we used to inhale Pam cooking spray in junior high, we would call that the stupids.
	I got the stupids.
	I did too much Pam.
	Can you believe we did that?
	We used to take milk bags.
	In Canada, milk comes in these big bags.
	And we would take Pam cooking spray, fill it up, and go.
	And then you just go and drool.
	Fuck.
	Kids died from it, too.
	Do you want to give me a California high?
	Is it Nitris we were doing?
	You know what the California high is?
	What?
	Where I hyperventilate and I stand up and then you get it.
	Yeah, we did that in kindergarten.
	Yeah, that's like elementary.
	Let's do it.
	No.
	Come on.
	I love nitrous.
	I love nitrous.
	I do.
	Not gonna lie.
	We did nitrous fucking, well, we had an ambulette company, me and my coworker, between dropping off the old person at their appointment, and then we would go get nitrous balloons.
	And then we're just in the truck, just go.
	And then pick a lady up from her dialysis.
	We've got a question from Maddie here.
	On an episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, David Goggins said that up to the mid-90s, the KKK would be marching in his small Indiana town's 4th of July parade along with the local officials.
	Americans that I've asked about this, I guess he's Canadian or British, have told me that sounds like BS, but he did say it in one of the biggest podcasts out there.
	My question is, if he is being truthful, would it be an exception to your post-1970 rule?
	My missus wants you to do a breakdown of all your tattoos and the stories behind them.
	Sure.
	I'm not saying that the KKK doesn't exist, but they have no power.
	They have white power?
	What do you think?
	They had like 50, 60 people marching that day?
	No.
	I call bullshit on that.
	I know what he's talking about, though.
	The KKK probably marched in Indiana, and the police probably escorted them, and he's conflating that with a parade, like the July 4th parade.
	The KKK has absolutely every right to march.
	So does NAMBLA.
	Yeah.
	NAMBLA has the right to march.
	The location of Boy Love Association.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	Any group has the right to march in America.
	Absolutely.
	Jewish Defense League, Nazis, everyone.
	And if they're a controversial group, they should get a police escort.
	And if NAMBLA is going anywhere near us, they should definitely have a police escort.
	So I think people are outraged by that.
	No one likes the KKK, okay?
	They're not really a thing anymore.
	They do exist.
	Remember when the SPLC bankrupted them?
	Yeah, they did.
	And the KKK had to give everything they own, which was a warehouse worth $60,000.
	The entire organization.
	Great.
	Okay.
	Phew.
	We can sleep at night.
	Dear Galvin and Blobs, Lord of the Fag Zone, and Maddie O'Dude, you're getting a Dell.
	Why don't you have sponsors on Compound Censor?
	Don't be Anthony's little bitch.
	You deserve one read for that show.
	Yeah, I guess I was thinking that, too.
	It is kind of cuck beta bitch of me to let him advertise to my sponsors subscribers and I don't advertise to his.
	True.
	To be honest, the truth about t-shirts and sponsors is it's fucking pennies.
	Like over the course of the month, we've probably raised 10 times amount of money for Max and John and for Joe Biggs' defense fund than I've made from t-shirts.
	But I see the t-shirt statements every month.
	I'm like, okay, great.
	I'll go for dinner.
	We fixed the t-shirt, by the way.
	Oh, good.
	Now it's safe, sane, and there's no, you know.
	It's not awesome to...
	I said 300 people were murdered.
	I think it was only 58, but there was about 400 injured.
	We spoke about that recently, too.
	That's good.
	Yeah.
	Yes, please.
	You know what?
	New rule.
	New rule.
	Make that a drop, too.
	Okay.
	New rule.
	Journalists starting tomorrow.
	I'll give you one last day with your bullshit, right?
	Starting tomorrow, when deciding what deserves media attention, fatality rates have to be at your top priority.
	So 280 people dying of fentanyl overdoses a day.
	Fentanyl should be going through the loop of every news day.
	Where we're at with it, where there are busts, what China's doing, that should be up there.
	You want to get into gun crime?
	We've got to talk about the 20 blacks murdered by 20 blacks a day.
	That's got to be up there.
	What else is there?
	Numbers have to be a factor in this.
	If you're talking about the KKK, I think they have a death every 10 years.
	You can talk about them, but you better have covered these other bigger things first.
	That's the new rule.
	New rule.
	By the way, if Goggins, Sean Goggins was talking about the fact that the KKK, David Goggins, was it David Goggins.
	If somebody was attacked by the KKK, he would mention that.
	Instead, he just mentioned the marching.
	So nothing came of the marching.
	You know what I mean?
	If there was a cross burning, anything that actually happened, he would mention that.
	And if he didn't, that means he didn't.
	That means it didn't.
	Running thin on super chats here, but there's this one.
	Oh, we already read that.
	Send in your super chats.
	Last chance.
	And then we got calls.
	We got Brian Poole.
	Any relations?
	860.
	You're on the line.
	What's going on, Brian?
	Hey, what's up?
	What up, dog?
	Yeah, yeah, Brian.
	You have?
	Yeah, yeah, I'm calling in.
	From a next television?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You're on the show.
	So I got a question about drinking, Toria.
	Okay, sure.
	So, you know, I'm an alcoholic, just like yourself, publicly professed.
	But I'm sort of wondering how, what's your take on, like, when it comes to drinking and marriage, right?
	Like, so what do you do when your wife starts to say, hey, you drank 10 beers last night and then you drank 10 beers tonight?
	Like, you drink too much.
	How do you manage that?
	Don't drink at home.
	Go to the bar and then come home.
	And never be slurring around her.
	If your wife wants you to stop drinking, say, yes, I agree.
	And stop.
	Maddie's yawning again.
	You have no excuse now.
	It's noon.
	Yeah.
	It's called heart failure.
	Huh?
	Nothing.
	It's totally unrelated.
	Yeah.
	Look, alcoholism, The way they define it in AA is: is this affecting your life detrimentally?
	So, one thing I like to do is go to the gym every morning, and if I'm hungover, I'm dry heaving and almost fainting, and I'm punishing myself.
	So, I don't, the next night I'm like, I don't want to get too wasted.
	But if you're still functioning with your job and everything's okay, you're not technically an alcoholic.
	If it's ruining your marriage, you are.
	So, don't drink beers in front of her.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	That was easy.
	A fucking woman, Bosch.
	Would never happen in the States.
	Never happened in the States.
	Never.
	Okay.
	Here's an interesting thing I want to get with.
	It's kind of a Pandora's box to open 15 minutes before the end of the show, but Podesta Kid Paintings.
	Hey, Gav, Maddie, and Fagatron.
	I don't know who that is.
	Go ahead.
	You and Kumia were talking about Podesta's kid paintings, and the one you guys showed takes place in the indoor basement pool of the Biltmore House in Asheville, North Carolina.
	I've seen it.
	It's fucking creepy.
	I attached a pic of the pool so you can compare.
	And then he says, death to all pedophiles.
	Now, this looks to be a weird underground pool that's not being used as a pool.
	I've seen this, yeah.
	And it has a bunch of weird noosey-looking ropes.
	I guess you use those to get out of the pool.
	There's no water in it, though, which is odd, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, I guess the water usually goes up to that plateau there, that little shelf.
	So right now, as far as my conspiracy theory brain goes, I'm trying to resist thinking that there is a pedophile cabal in this country that's linked to the president, the Catholic, the Vatican, and the White House.
	Well, I guess that's the president, but deeply entrenched in our society.
	I'm worried that we're not just seeing a bunch of naive assholes who make it okay for pedos to pray, like Drag Queen Story Hour.
	Most of them are just normal, dumb fags who dress up.
	But they're inviting an environment where pedos are going to prey on kids.
	That's one end of the spectrum.
	The other end of the spectrum is there is like just the way there is with Islam in America, there is an organized movement of pedophilia.
	And I'm so scared of the second one that I keep pushing it out of my head, but it keeps creeping back in.
	For example, and I got to credit Kumiya with bringing this up yesterday.
	He goes, re-watch the Joe Biden wipeout on the bike.
	He goes, everyone is going in one direction.
	He does this trail all the time.
	And you go down here, you get to that road where the press is, you turn left or their right, you turn their right, and you go past the press and they take pictures and everything's fine, right?
	Joe Biden saw a little girl who's about seven.
	He said, wait, wait, wait.
	He stopped his bike.
	They're all gone.
	Joe Biden, everyone's gone.
	Then he wipes out on his bike.
	He's so horny.
	Then he gets up from his bike.
	Look, she turns right.
	He's decided, no, I'm not going to turn with everyone else.
	The Secret Service guy follows him.
	Everyone's surprised because they're ready for the turn that he always makes.
	He falls off his bike, right?
	And there's a little girl there.
	Look at idiot Joe Biden.
	She has her wearing her fucking helmet like a beret.
	She doesn't even know how to wear a bicycle helmet, which is already stupid and lame.
	He goes over to, as soon as he gets up, he goes over to the girl, who's like six or seven.
	I think she's wearing a bathing suit or something.
	And he's like, hey, you want to get a picture?
	And he starts doing his shit.
	And isn't it funny how we all forgot about his sniffing?
	Remember his sniffing from three years ago?
	Not just like, or hey, buckaroo bonsai, but like putting the hair behind the ears, behind the back, the way you would with your girlfriend on your anniversary, posing in pictures where his hand is right under like her tit, right on the waist,
	sniffing them.
	And remember all the videos of like, remember there was that gay black dude we had on the show?
	I don't even know if you worked here that GBD cast.
	The mothers would, it was always the mothers.
	Unfortunately, I'm disappointed in my male brethren.
	The mothers would flick his hand away, or they'd stand in the way, and the dads were always just like, fuck it, I'm getting a raise.
	Oh, no, that rings a bell, yeah.
	Yeah, you can fuck her, go bananas.
	Jesus.
	The men were not standing up for their own children when Joe would do his thing.
	Isn't that weird that he deviated from his path?
	Well, see if you can find footage of post-wipeout.
	Because he goes, you want a picture?
	You want a picture?
	And the kid's like, fuck no.
	I don't even know who you are.
	I'm a child.
	And he poses in a picture and he makes sure he gets his hand.
	By the way, how do you pose a picture with the kids?
	The most you do is put your hand here and you're like, hey, buddy.
	Or you go like that.
	You don't scoop in.
	He's got a creepy habit of that.
	Yeah.
	In fact, come to think of it, I think there's times I've posed for a picture with someone like Ashley St. Clair and Isabelle O'Reilly, and I've thought, fuck it, I could get a feel in here and get it off the books.
	It's legal.
	And I've scooped around the waist and given him, you know, mostly because I want to do the opposite of hover hands.
	Okay, there we go.
	Hold on, I got to get to this kid.
	I will not talk to you on my vacation.
	Yes, but I'm going to be talking to him.
	How soon, Mr. President, about the anniversary.
	I took Anthony's word.
	I hope I'm not wrong.
	I ain't telling you.
	Have you made up your mind on China tariffs, sir?
	Raise him as high as cornfields.
	We're in the process of doing this.
	Maybe the video cuts it short before maybe they cut it out.
	He rides off.
	We got Pat.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, now I'm worried, though, that he didn't go up to a girl.
	We've got to find that before we get to the ship.
	I think Pat might even know.
	He's pretty up to date on Biden's stuff.
	Okay.
	Hello, Pat.
	Yeah.
	Hey, what's up, Gavin?
	What's going on, Penguin?
	Nothing, man.
	I wouldn't be mad at you.
	I haven't watched what you did yesterday, but.
	Oh, well, I called you a pedophile, and I had a whole PowerPoint to explain why, and I photoshopped you making out with kids.
	Okay.
	And no, we spent an hour going through the parameters of when it's okay to punch a guy, how it's done, what are the criteria, blah, blah, blah.
	It was fun.
	Okay.
	Well, yeah, I know.
	It's been talked about a lot lately.
	I just haven't caught up on everything.
	But I'll tell you, you're dealing with incomplete information, I think.
	It's probably part of the problem.
	Because, I mean, some people are saying sucker punch.
	I don't really, I don't know if it was a sucker punch.
	I guess technically you might say so, but how do you define unexpected?
	Well, I think the normal culture is a shove or let's step outside or you're about to get punched in the face.
	Right, but the problem is with Gino is that he never expects to get punched in the face.
	So any punch is a sucker punch.
	If I shoved him and said, I'm going to punch you, he'd be like, come on, man, nah.
	And if I said, I'm seriously counting down 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, I'm going to punch you, he still wouldn't believe it.
	It's like, it's going to be unexpected.
	Yeah, okay.
	What's your side of the argument?
	What's your case for punching him?
	Well, you know, I don't know how you feel about your personal life, you know, being, but like, you know, I had a bad relationship with somebody for a couple of years who was a real source of a lot of tension and a lot of problems.
	And then we broke up on Christmas Day.
	We've tried to get back together again a couple of times.
	It's like a real mess.
	It's real hard.
	And it's real, like, you just don't want somebody like that around.
	And why would anybody want him around just to bother me, which is what he said on his show?
	He's like, watch this.
	This will bother him.
	And he's like, I'm booking her on Monday.
	And he's laughing about it.
	Now, I didn't see that, but I knew that was why he did it because he never booked her when we were together or anything.
	He's just like trying to fuck with me.
	And he hit the bullseye.
	I mean, it's not about jealousy.
	It's not about anything that was said while they were on the show together.
	It has nothing to do with that.
	I'd say who she fucks is none of my business, but it's just that he's bringing this person that I kind of, in a lot of ways, you know, hate and despise and putting them in, you know, and bringing her in.
	Like, look, look what I'm helping her out.
	I'm giving her an appearance, you know, celebrating her.
	And I didn't, and it was out of nowhere.
	Okay, but what about like I was going to get Anthony Coomi's ex-wife on the show just to torment him back when I first started at Compound Censored?
	Is that different?
	Well, did you do it?
	I couldn't find her.
	She's a hot dog vendor on Long Island.
	How long ago was it?
	Well, when I started there, I guess like five years ago, I don't really remember.
	Yeah, I mean, like, we just, this is very fresh.
	You know what I mean?
	Oh, yeah, good point.
	Like, Chrissy Mayer, you know, I also didn't like it when he started having her on all the time, which is how he knew how much it would fuck with me having this other one on.
	But I was like, please, you know, come on, man.
	I mean, like, there's a lot of people.
	Why are you fucking...
	And, you know, he just laughed at me.
	And, you know, it was not about anything except that I didn't want her around.
	And that's, look, I don't get to make that choice.
	I just swallowed it.
	I'm like, whatever, you know, and I let it go.
	But in this case, it was just too fucking fresh.
	Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying that that, like, earns, I'm not saying that's, that that works as a justification or anything.
	But, uh, yeah, I don't really care anymore, to be honest.
	I want to find out if Joe Biden fell off his bike to take a picture with a young girl.
	I'll get on it.
	Okay, thanks.
	Bye, dude.
	Let's talk soon.
	Yeah, I don't see it.
	I wasn't even listening to that, to be honest.
	That's not nice.
	You used to date Christy Mayer, too?
	Yeah.
	I didn't know that until yesterday.
	I didn't know that until just now.
	I don't see the kid pic buying.
	He turns after future president.
	I would love it.
	I take a picture.
	Maybe you'll be future president.
	Oh, God.
	Look at her hand.
	It's on her wrist.
	That's beautiful.
	Okay, go back.
	Go back.
	Go back.
	Go back.
	I would love it.
	I would love to.
	I would love to.
	That's why I fell off my back.
	Oh, I can feel her little waist.
	That's beautiful.
	Thank you.
	You worked before?
	Oh, he's already talking to her.
	So he set up the conversation.
	What's the word?
	Initiated.
	He gets up.
	Look at that.
	Dude, he gets up and goes right to her.
	Okay, just stop for a second.
	You're the president of the United States.
	You're the leader of the free world.
	You just fell off your bike.
	Horrible look.
	It's going to be the most mean thing of all time.
	In 100 years, if you look up on your space phone, the Wikipedia of Joe Biden, that's going to be there.
	Like, this is on his record now.
	I think it's pretty lame, by the way.
	Someone falls off a bike and we all shit our pants for three days, but whatever.
	He shouldn't have done it.
	It's a bad look.
	I don't really care.
	Especially when the idiom is, it's like riding a bike.
	You can't even do that.
	Yeah, it was just a dumb move to do.
	If you're going to ride a bike as a president, you better be fucking on your toes, literally.
	Anyway, so if you do fall over and the way things look are that important, you get up and you go, hey, folks, oopsie doopsie.
	Don't worry, I'm all right.
	Make a joke like, hey, they said it's like riding a bike.
	You never forget.
	I guess I forgot.
	Am I right?
	All right.
	I'm sorry about that.
	Then you get back on.
	They ask you about tariffs and you go, this isn't really the environment to get into Chinese tariffs.
	Look, I can barely ride the thing.
	I'm going to solve economic policies.
	Anyway, have a good weekend, guys.
	That's what you do.
	You don't get up and start looking for kids unless a kid is why you fell.
	He walked straight to her.
	Yeah.
	As soon as he stood up, he went.
	What the fuck is going on?
	And we've just got the diary out where she says, I took a shower with dad, probably inappropriately.
	We also have talk of Hunter Biden sending nude pics to Joe.
	Now, in my heyday, I fucked a lot of broads.
	I may have even sent a buddy a picture of some chick I had fucked and be like, how about this one?
	Yeah.
	Not my dad.
	Your dad?
	And my dad's like a raunchy guy, a booze drinker kind of guy.
	I would never send him a chick pic.
	I've sent him dick pics.
	Tons.
	But it's because he's a urologist and I had Peyroni's disease.
	But let's see that again.
	This is like a scoop.
	So he gets up.
	Beeline.
	Oh my God.
	Look at that.
	He leans into her.
	Yeah.
	Wait, go back.
	I need to see that again.
	Is that the earliest you have?
	Right here.
	He's getting up off the floor.
	So he gets up.
	First thing he does.
	Watch.
	Beeline.
	Doesn't acknowledge the fall.
	You know what he's doing right there?
	He's signaling that that's why he fell.
	Like, stop, stop.
	Say you fall off a bike, right?
	And there's a stand that says free beer.
	And you fall off the stand, and instead of acknowledging anyone, you walk over to the free beer stand and you grab a beer.
	Everyone would laugh and be like, this guy loves his beer.
	So he's doing a joke, sort of, there, where he's like, I don't care about the fall.
	I want some of this.
	But he's so old, he doesn't realize that it's not Dolly Parton or Londi Anderson that he's trucking over to.
	It's a child.
	You know what happens often when you're riding your bike and you turn your head not to wear...
	Isn't that how you drive a motorcycle to?
	Your head.
	Yeah, wherever you're looking is where the bike's going to go.
	Hey, there you go.
	Like, it could have been an upskirt.
	Like, now he falls.
	He's like, I'm going to get a little upskirt.
	A girl's wearing a skirt.
	He's like, wait, wait, wait, get off me real quick.
	Good work, Detective Shitty Drop.
	No, that's an upskirt.
	No, that's a Detective Shitty Drop.
	She's about a mile from him there.
	A mile for his eyeballs.
	What is he?
	He has fucking pythons for eyeballs?
	You don't know.
	All of his other senses have come to him.
	Just please play the Detective Shitty Drop.
	I won't like it, but I'll do it.
	Kind of like us working together.
	What?
	I don't understand that.
	We're going over...
	Could you be a little quicker with the drops, please?
	It wouldn't be a detective shitty drop if it wasn't shitty.
	Okay, so he's not going for an upskirt, but I think his subconscious and his conscious mind are a jar of marmalade.
	And he doesn't even really know what he's thinking and what he's doing.
	So his subconscious is like, I want some of that fucking little girl.
	But his conscious mind thinks he's being funny.
	Look at that.
	Look at the way he saunters around.
	He puts his hands on his knees with that little like, hi, how are you?
	What do you got going on here?
	Now the Secret Service agents is like, oh, Jesus Christ.
	Here we go again.
	Got him fought up in a crowd.
	I got to make sure he doesn't get shot and I got to make sure he doesn't rape.
	He's the guy with the sniper.
	He's what the other presidents only have to worry about.
	Fucking ambushes.
	What's he saying?
	Oh, it's like any other job.
	Some parts are easy to get.
	Wait, go back.
	I want to hear the dialogue now.
	What's it like being president?
	I'll run the country.
	Oh, it's like any other job.
	Some parts are easy, some parts are hard.
	It's like any other job.
	Hand job, blow job.
	You feel like it's hard.
	When you're president, will you remember me?
	That's dirty.
	When you're president, will you remember me?
	When you're older.
	Yeah.
	Am I in your thoughts?
	That's how pedophiles talk.
	Will you remember me?
	I would love it.
	Pull that in.
	The hand behind.
	What happened with the hand?
	Maddie's right.
	It seemed to go from side to ass.
	It looks between cheeks.
	Yeah.
	What the fuck did we just see?
	Did we just see the President of the United States put his hand like he switches it?
	I think it goes like this.
	I think it goes...
	I think it goes waist, ass, and then this.
	It's crazy.
	Let's play in slow-mo.
	Frame by frame.
	What the fuck are we saying here?
	I don't want this to be true, by the way, because it's horrific.
	This is like horror movie Damien.
	To be fair.
	It looks like thumb towards her.
	So not in a gropey style.
	That looks like it's on his knee, but pressing against her, possibly.
	Alright, that's good.
	I don't want this to be true.
	But go back to...
	I don't think frame by frame helps.
	We have to see the flow.
	Okay, so I don't think it is an ass.
	I mean, I think it's this.
	It's this and then this.
	Yeah.
	That's what it appears to be.
	But that's still not 100% innocent.
	No.
	Feeling an ass with the back of your glove is almost as good as the palm of your hand.
	Or just pressing up against it.
	Wait.
	He sniffs his glove.
	No.
	Look at this.
	Look at this.
	Sniff.
	No.
	Shut up.
	Unbelievable.
	No, again.
	It's disgusting.
	There's too much detective shitty here.
	This room reeks of Ryan's theories.
	All right, folks.
	We'll see you in Orlando.
	We're excited.
	On Saturday, it's going to fucking rock.
	We got Trump introducing people, Jordan Peters introducing people, Jesse Lee Peterson introducing people.
	Maddie's going to be there.
	Fucking Jim Gold is coming down.
	Is Josh LaCash going to be there?
	Let's keep it a surprise, the meet and greets.
	Okay, there's some special guests.
	We're all going to do some stand-up funniness.
	But yes, he is.
	I don't have a set, so it could be a total flop, but that'll be funny.
	And then we're going to sit at a big table and do a podcast.
	This won't be available on the site.
	We may give you some little drops, but I'm not going to make this a website thing because then there's no reason to go.
	And if it goes well, which it already did, really, I mean, selling 400 tickets, that's going well.
	Oh, you did hit the 400 more.
	Yeah.
	Nice.
	So now we should do like Dallas and Orange County and whatever West Coast places.
	Chicago.
	There must be a good...
	Because if we do Chicago, we could get Crip Daddy.
	Oh, yeah.
	He can't go anywhere.
	You can't get that fucking monster of a wheelchair on a plane.
	It's a monster on a wheelchair.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	Never stop fighting.
	She should be here sitting down and acting like a lady.
	Acting like a lady.
	Acting like a lady.
	Acting like a lady.
	Acting like a lady.
	Everybody point them out.
	Moring bitches north, west, east to the fucking south.
	Maybe you'll be dancing now.
	Maybe you'll be dancing now.

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