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Western Guys Appeal
00:04:34
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| Baby came to my husband last night. | |
| Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis. | |
| My baby had to watch Cheyenne, said he left his head in a spin. | |
| Had to watch, wire up too, and that made me feelin'so doggone blue. | |
| My baby likes all the western guys. | |
| Guys, oh yeah. | |
| He ain't a got no use up on me tonight. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Oh, what's this? | |
| Tifa Hates Feminists? | |
| Hello. | |
| Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn. | |
| My name is Gavin McInnes. | |
| I'm here with my co-star, Ryan Katsup Rivera. | |
| Katsup. | |
| He, by popular demand, he did the show yesterday, last night, and it was shitty. | |
| I've watched the first 10 seconds of it. | |
| I was bored shitless. | |
| I noticed, even from the very beginning, you didn't walk down the runner. | |
| Like, we've got white floors here. | |
| You're supposed to walk down the runner. | |
| It's not aesthetically appealing to see a guy walk next to a runner. | |
| Yeah, I don't. | |
| I didn't do it good. | |
| It's not easy to do. | |
| That's why you're you. | |
| That's why I don't have a show. | |
| I have a YouTube channel, so they haven't taken me off YouTube, but I just. | |
| Well, I had something to say. | |
| Can I give you a tip? | |
| Yeah. | |
| After watching that, I think you should kill yourself. | |
| Well, that's too much. | |
| Eat a gun. | |
| I would be dead. | |
| We have a shotgun we could loan you. | |
| I understand, but then I would be passed away. | |
| I'd be dead. | |
| Yeah, that would suck for your daughter, but it would be great for the world. | |
| It might be great for my daughter, too. | |
| Who knows? | |
| If I got the call from your wife crying, I'm afraid Ryan has killed himself. | |
| I would just look up and go, thank you, God. | |
| What? | |
| What was that? | |
| Like an animal house? | |
| What if we started the show where I walked in and sat at the desk and I was like, well, Gavin's not here again, so we're going to give this a second shot. | |
| I've heard. | |
| I've listened. | |
| I've learned. | |
| Our money would just go. | |
| I mean, if you killed it, that would have been fine. | |
| The problem with this whole business structure is I can never sell this. | |
| Like, no one wants to buy InfoWars without Alex Jones. | |
| Right. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| That was my problem with Vice, too, is I was writing the entire magazine. | |
| So I would hire editors, but they weren't really the editors. | |
| I was the editor. | |
| They were the managing editor. | |
| But I wanted to sort of make it independent. | |
| And I could never do that. | |
| And we saw after I left that it became whatever woke shit it became. | |
| That was Brenda Lee. | |
| My baby likes all the western guys. | |
| When I first heard it, I was like, oh, this is a good cowboy song. | |
| She's into the West, Western guys. | |
| But then I listened closer and it's My Baby Likes All the Western Guys. | |
| So now it's got a gay overtone. | |
| Like she wants to be with her boyfriend, but he's into cowboy shows. | |
| And then I thought, that's cool. | |
| Gay. | |
| Gay is funny. | |
| Have we got Nick on the show today, by the way? | |
| I just texted him back. | |
| I'm going to see if he says it's too late or not. | |
| We might want to do that as a totally separate thing. | |
| Because I want to talk to him about two things. | |
| Jews and why he hates them, which the Bible tells you to like them, by the way. | |
| And gays and why that's so big with young men and on the right. | |
| Like the Jesse Lee Peterson thing and all this, like people calling him gay. | |
| Like, I don't understand why it's such an Achilles heel. | |
| If I was a gay, I'd just be a gay. | |
| You know, I wouldn't hide it. | |
| And the fact that it destroys movements is a weakness that you give them. | |
| Like the Proud Boys. | |
| They always go, yeah, the gay boys more like, and then show a picture of like a rainbow with a Proud Boys logo on it. | |
| Like you're going to go, what the fuck? | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Brenda Lee did that in her song, too. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| She's like, my guy likes Western guys. | |
| He's a fag. | |
| I think faggotry is funny. | |
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I Never Thought
00:00:30
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| Like, check out this cool rap group, 1-3. | |
| They're called Atlantic Thugs, and they've got a really fun attitude. | |
| How did you do this? | |
| They're fucking bad. | |
| Do your job and pull up the image. | |
| I never thought this would make it back into my life. | |