Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
Algiers pick up Muslim Allah Akbar Kihal Chale Ar TikTok Budahafis Yari Larki Kika,
Tika, Tika, TikTok What shitty culture Algiers.
That's DJ Snake, who is the guy behind turn down for what?
He's Parisian.
And Parisians are really into, especially the North, are really into Muslims and Algiers and all their Muslim refugees.
And so they get really patriotic about it.
And it becomes their whole identity.
They're not French.
Because patriotism in France, much like England and much like here in America, is fascist.
You don't want to be a nationalist.
So it's frowned upon.
So if you're, say, Algerian and you live in Paris, and even if you're born there, you're the Algerian guy.
So DJ Snake goes back to his hometown and he makes that video.
And there must be a lot of people that are like, yes, I am from Paris, but I'm really Algerian.
That's how I identify.
And then so they go to Algiers and they're like, this is awesome.
I love this place.
Look at this video.
Look at this shit culture.
All cultures are not equal.
This is them showing the best Algeria has got to offer.
Yeah.
We shoot guns at the ground.
We hang out on rocks.
We drive our BMWs on two wheels.
We dress like the Bible.
The women all look like scary fat men.
The men all dance together.
Turn it up.
Highways are a big part of our day-to-day life.
That's our hangout.
Highways.
Invented by Hitler, by the way.
Matty Odell is here in the studio.
He's a big Algerian.
Yeah, yeah.
Very big on...
That was my first dialect of.
You opened the first Hell's Angel chapter in Turkey, I believe.
Well, no, not me personally.
There is one in Turkey.
Oh, okay.
No, I did not open the...
Maddie doesn't do well with Hell's Angel jokes because there's lots of taboos there.
There's an understanding.
Yes.
Maddie did not.
That was my joke.
I take the blame for that.
But you can see that.
There's this other dude, Manu Digital.
I was going to choose him for the intro song.
And he goes down to Jamaica and makes jams.
He gives some classic dance hall guy a million, not a million bucks, probably a thousand bucks.
And says, here, just do your weird Jamaican dance hall stuff with me.
And I'll record it.
It's great little jams.
Which one is this?
Barrington Levy or something?
Who's the guy?
Daddy.
Junior Cat, Famous Face, Daddy Lizard.
Junior Cat, Famous Face, and of course, the infamous Daddy Lizard.
You know, Diplo does this too.
They'll go to Jamaica with a hockey bag full of cash and just record some beats, have these guys go nuts, and then it's their song.
Is that ripping them off?
No, it's capitalism.
They don't have to say yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, turdbold countries aren't great on sending down the assets and the dividends and the commissions of various things.
Like, that dude who's on the Tricky album, who's just talking, Max Inqui, I think it is.
Tricky went back to Jamaica to say that your song became a hit.
Can I give you some money?
Couldn't find the fucking guy.
It's a shantytown, Jamaica.
Spanish rule.
Kingston, Jamaica.
Trench town.
I think I'm going there soon for a little vacate.
Nice.
Yeah, I'm going to go in August.
I like it in August because it's got that weird rainy season that you get down there where it rains at noon for like an hour.
Breaks up the day.
Probably use a little bit of camera work while you're down there too, right?
Videography.
Camel work?
Are you saying my wife has extraneous labia?
No, no, camera work.
Oh, camera work.
Sorry about that.
I'm very sensitive about her, but I think that's it.
I just felt really fired right there for some reason.
Yeah.
She has no labia at all.
A videographer to capture some of the moments or whatever.
No, edit to.
iPhones are amazing now.
iPhones are just shocking.
You can't be in the video that you're doing.
What are you going to do?
It's not a holiday if I'm filming all the time.
Exactly.
No, you can't be filming.
I would do it.
Remember I went last time and I was just drinking buds on the beach?
Yes.
And my buddy goes, who lives there, goes, what are you doing?
Are you an aristocrat?
And I go, no, I'm drinking cheap beer.
He goes, those are about $12 each down here.
Scottish man heart attack.
Holy fuck.
Yeah.
I ran to the guy running the whole thing to the house we rented.
I'm like, what the fuck is going on with this?
He goes, oh, Mr. Gamin, relax, man.
I get you all the Budweisers you need.
There's a specialty store above the Rolex building where they bring in imported fruits and vegetables from all manora things.
We got all kinds of Hennessy and your rare American beer.
I'm like, no.
The whole beauty of the taste is how cheap it is.
You can taste the cheapness.
That's part of the flavor.
If Bud was, it's like my dad.
We were in Costa Rica, and I took him to this place called Amor de Mer in Montezuma.
And he's digging into this Diablo steak that has these hot pepper corns on it.
He's like, that's just fucking delicious.
I go, you know that steak you're eating is 150 bucks?
And he goes almost like the Scottish pies.
What we pay $8 a piece?
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck off.
No pay $8 a pie.
I had my last two today, actually.
Uh-oh.
I got to go on Amazon and order like four more sets of those things.
Well, my wife sent me some store in Manhattan that has all British stuff, and I could have sworn I saw some motherfucking meat pies.
That's in the Glory Side, right?
Is it?
Yeah, I stopped in there.
I got you those.
What are those chips that they have there?
Parker's or something?
Well, you can go out to Carney, New Jersey and get them, too.
I think you mean crisps.
Yeah, the crisps.
Chips are French fries, buddy.
What's the name of that brand that does...
It looks like Lays.
It's the same Lays logo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got you some roasted chicken, the shrimp ones, and then Marmite.
But yeah, speaking of fucking expensive, you buy that kind of stuff here, and it's like seven bucks for a little packet of crisps that are 50p in Britain.
And you're just like, meh.
That would be 50p.
This kind of ruined it.
That would be pence.
Uh-oh.
I'm not finding it here.
I'm sorry, folks.
This is not good.
We have a new format.
We did it at 8 last time because we were doing the Jan 6 thing.
And fuck, I can't find it.
I liked it.
I liked that we had a life after work.
So now, Geoman Live is 8 to 10.
Yeah, because last Thursday, I didn't get home until about 10 to 4.
Okay, well, that's a little bit of Maddie's own shenanigans.
It was out being a gallivant in the streets, as my mother would say.
Gallivanting out in the streets.
Gallivant in the streets, huh?
But yeah, speaking of Jan 6, I keep hearing all these people call me and go, oh man, your boys are fucked.
And I go, oh, no, really?
Yeah, they really did do it.
What do you mean they really did do it?
There was a plan, a whole laid-out map, blueprint.
It's proof of sedition.
I go, holy fuck.
I can't tell you how many times in the past, since Trump, how many times I've been told, like, Maddie's gay and he fucked a dead baby in the ass.
And you go, what?
Holy shit.
And then you look it up and it's like, well, not Maddie Odell.
Some other guy named Maddie.
And you're like, why'd you say it like that?
So they have a whole plan.
You go, holy shit, they had a plan.
Yeah, it's called the 1776 report.
And so I look it up, I see the PDF and it's like, go into a building and do this, a Capitol building, and then take it over and then hold this person hostage and then take over the country and have these demands.
You demand free elections.
I'm like, that's pretty bad.
Shit.
Maybe I was wrong about these guys.
Then you look a little further and it's like, some chick gave it to Enrique Tario, this plan, a long time ago, and no one knows.
There's no proof it was written by a proud boy.
Just 1770.
Meanwhile, it's like in the highest court in the land, this thing has scathing evidence.
Every fucking rumor goes to the top of the pile.
Or then, what was the other one today where they go, oh, they planned to kill Mike Pence?
And I go, shit, that's pretty bad.
Maybe I'm wrong about these guys.
Killing Mike Pence is a no-no.
Well, I could tell you, if they were doing that, they wouldn't have written it down.
Yeah.
Let's kill Kamala Harris on Thursday at 3 p.m.
You can't make frets like that.
Tax, just joking.
That's a joke.
The Secret Service will be here.
And it turns out that the killing Mike Pence thing was an FBI informant who's not a proud boy who was asked, do you think they'd kill Mike Pence?
And he goes, they absolutely would.
That's the evidence.
That was his opinion.
Yeah, that's the proof that they were there to kill Mike Pence.
Yeah, that was supposed to be a judge.
That's the only lies, if you ask me, but.
Someone told me the other day, I'm in trouble.
You?
Yeah.
They go, it's going to come up in court.
You said if Hillary wins the election, there will be violence.
And I'm like, yeah, that was a pretty good prediction.
I stand by that, actually.
But they're changing it.
Now it's not a prediction.
It's a call to arms.
Like, you better not elect Hillary or me and my personal army.
Like, these guys live in a fucking Smurf cartoon.
First, all the snowflakes melted, screamed, and cried that night.
Yeah.
And then what happened in Portland in all the riots?
Yeah.
For 150 days where they burned everything down and chopped chazz.
So what if I said if Derek Chauvin is found innocent, there will be violence?
That's a fact.
Yeah.
Now, we don't know what would have happened if Hillary won, but odds are pretty high.
It would have been real bad for the country because people would have been real mad.
And that's what happened on January 6th.
People were real mad.
Well, Gavin, you used to condemn it.
You say, fuck those guys.
No, like on January 7th, I went, oh, for fuck's sake, I said don't go.
Fuck you for going.
After 17 months of solitary confinement, and it's looking like another six months or so, two years of solitary confinement for a mistake, for something rude, is not justice in America.
Oh shit, we've got the guys who were at the thing.
So I know we've gone over this a bit, but the media narrative was Proud Boys hate fags, and the Bay Area Proud Boys went down to this drag queen story hour And said, we're going to fucking kill you, faggots.
Again, the narrative is pure smurfs.
Yeah.
That's the name of tonight's episode: Pure Smurfs.
I didn't speak that exact language was used.
I heard tranny.
Yeah.
Which is fine.
And pedophile, which is, that's rude.
Unless, of course, the drag queen in question had said, all the kids who look up to me can suck my dick.
Now, I know there's context there, Natalie Portman, SNL, Bella.
You made your calling card include the words, all the kids looking up to me to suck my dick.
And that's fine.
That's you being edgy and a crazy drag queen.
Okay.
You realize, though, you're now off the books as far as reading to kids go.
Gigi Allen can't read to kids.
Sid Vicious can't read to kids.
We don't want fucking Blackie Lawless from Wasp singing to kids.
This is not a gay thing.
It's someone has already established themselves on the outskirts of society.
We don't want to invite them back in to kindergarten.
Yeah.
So he made that very clear.
Those guys went there.
And then the police say, yeah, it's these extremists from out of town who come in here to attack us.
We're in the Bay Area.
No, dude, I've got the guys right here on Skype.
And they live literally a block away.
And they saw this video.
We've already gone over this, but just for the sake of the freeloaders, let's just show it for a second.
This is Panda Dulce.
Shut the fuck up and suck my dick.
All the kids look and suck my dick.
I'll sit right down on your face and take a shit, which they graphically show.
Then he also includes Cardi B in his calling card.
If I had a dick, you'd probably lick it like a lollipop.
He nutted on my butt.
I said, I'm glad that you came.
If that nigga had a twin, I would let him run a train.
Now, that song is all about constipation and anal sex.
So we assume the song, If It's Up, If It's Up, If It's Up, but It's Stuck, is about getting fucked in the butt so hard that you're constipated.
Okay, you can have the raunchiest fucking porn raps you want.
I don't want anyone censored.
But if you make that your business card, your business can include reading to kids.
Am I old-fashioned?
Am I a square?
Show any part of that video, Ryan.
Isn't there like a centipede or something that is made out of asses getting dicks?
Yes, there's a shot where it's dick and butt and dick and butt and dick and butt, like eight dudes fucking each other.
Which I don't think God had planned for when he invented the dick and the butt.
There we go.
Wow.
Natalie.
I'm surprised.
Lots of weird satanic stuff, too.
Really?
Such ass.
When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed every day.
So let's, can you talk to those guys?
Let's see.
Do you know?
They gave us a wave earlier.
The boys from the city.
Pulling up.
His name is Christian Mostalco.
He lives at 32 Crescent Way.
Oh my God.
I don't think he wants people to know.
His PIN number on his bank card is 1-864.
That's also not good.
I'm helping you identify him.
Right, but these are things that are usually meant for people to have private.
Anyway.
Should I turn on my road?
Should I turn on my Rode?
I got a new one for you and Maddie.
We want to fuck you, Easy.
I want to fuck you too.
Easy E. Like, I don't want Easy E reading to kids.
I don't want me reading to kids.
Yeah, I don't want me either.
Me, Maddie O'Dell.
We shouldn't be reading to kids.
On paper, I'm 10 times worse than that guy.
Don't have Maddie O'Dell read to kids.
No.
He's a bad man.
Unless it was like intervention.
Like, don't do what I did.
Well, maybe that's what a lot of these drag queen story hours are.
They're a new version of scared straight.
You're so freaky and depraved, you're scaring kids into being straight.
Is that what they're going for?
We got the guys.
We got the guys?
What's up, lads?
Hi.
Hi, Gavin.
How you doing?
What's going on?
Good, good.
So I was just reading a lot of press about this Drag Queen story hour.
And from what I understand, you guys flew in from a racist part of California, like Orange County, and you went there to a place you've never been before, the Bayaria, Bayaria, and you started screaming at homosexuals because you hate,
even though you, yeah, you just hate gays.
Is that how it went?
Not at all.
Oh, for certain.
I mean, I couldn't have described it more perfectly.
The media gets it right every time, sir.
They said that you were not from there, and you're like, you're from two blocks away.
Yes, I am.
Yeah, I heard of the event.
You know, I'll give credit to both Lips of TikTok and Matt Walsh.
I was listening to his podcast, and he starts listing the events.
He says, you know, Alameda County Library Drag Queen Story Hour.
I'm like, my Alameda County?
Okay, I look and sure enough, I'm like, holy crap, I share it with my boys, and I'm like, this is going on.
And then immediately the chat goes to, well, no, we got to respond.
We have to, no, this isn't right.
We need to stand up for these kids.
This is unacceptable.
And we're all from the Bay Area.
Yeah, if you're from the Bay Area, you're familiar with homosexuals.
If you live in Africa, you're familiar with blacks.
You're not outraged by Negroes in the Congo if you live there.
You're familiar with homosexuals in San Francisco.
In fact, it can't be that easy to get pussy there.
What do you think?
I mean, the ratio of available women to straight men is a lot better out here.
Oh, yeah.
What am I talking about?
Yeah, the opposite should be true.
I got laid in San Francisco.
Yeah, I've been laid in.
I got laid in San Francisco.
One time we were staying in San Francisco.
This chick didn't want us to stay there anymore because the guy I was with had fucked her over.
So I went out on my own.
This is like 1990.
I had blue hair.
I found some chick with an abnormally large ass, a white girl.
Picked her up.
We had a place to stay.
Bingo.
And then I fucked this other chick who was in a band.
What the fuck were they called?
Ah, shit.
Anyway, yeah, it's a great place to get pussy.
I don't know why I said that.
I got confused.
So, anyway, you guys go there.
And the thing that annoys me about any coverage, including Andy No tweeting it today, no one mentions the video.
Well, yeah, I mean, you can clearly see from the video.
I mean, right away when we walked in, I know a lot of the media says we stormed in.
We walked just as the parents walked and just as the staff walked right in.
We reserved tickets to get in.
Reserve tickets to get in.
Immediately they jumped on a few of us who were, I wore a mask because right now, Alameda County has an indoor mask off.
I was like, okay, I'll wear it, no problem.
Some of us weren't, and immediately they jumped on, sirs, you need to wear a mask, even though their guest speaker, not wearing a mask, you can clearly see right from the video, not wearing one.
So if they want to be a little bit hypocritical or acrobat, immediately cowboy is like, yeah, no, thank you.
I'm medically exempt.
They kind of like, we're like, oh, oh, I don't know what to say.
And they're like, hey, why are you holding this event?
Why are you putting a pedophile?
Now, he said, pedophile, granted, we have no direct evidence that he's actually had any sort of sexual activity with the child.
However, from his media posts, he clearly is all in supportive of it.
He literally, you know, we can talk about, you know, the artistic value of, well, they stole it from SNL.
Yeah, but he put in a lot.
He kept the lyrics and put a lot of satanic images, simulated drug use, hopefully simulated defecation on a guy's face.
Added like 10 kids to the kids can suck my dick thing.
Yes.
Added all these kids.
And all the kids is going to be considered.
I was talking to another Bay Area Pro boy, and he was like, yeah, yeah.
Natalie Portman doesn't use that video to represent herself.
That was two minutes of her life that is gone forever.
This guy is using it to define his brand.
And then he touches it.
I'm going to go into that Cardi B song, too.
What?
There's actually a Cardi B song, that wet-ass pussy song.
Right, right.
Up, actually, it was up.
And she sticks up.
He mixes them right together.
And up is about getting butt fucked until you can't shit.
So that's fine for adults.
Go ahead and have your SNL raunchiest rap song ever and your Cardi B butt sex songs.
But you're now exempt from reading the kids.
And I loved in the video, I wish you'd emphasize the video more in the yelling part, but at the end, you show the woman the video.
And she sees that guy that's from right over there say, all the kids that look up to me can suck my dick.
And then her comeback was amazing.
She goes, yeah, but that's not happening here.
The funny thing is that they agreed with us while we were there.
What the media and their videos don't show is that when we were talking to them, they started to break down a little bit and go, oh yeah, this isn't really great.
You're right.
We didn't see this stuff before.
So they actually started to get on our side.
And then, of course, the sheriffs show up and we talked to them and the sheriffs were on our side as well.
They said, yeah, this shouldn't be happening.
We get it.
We have kids.
We're on your side.
We support you.
But you have to be out on the sidewalk.
Yeah, I saw that video.
When I talked to one of the staff members, you know, just like you were said, that's not happening here.
And I had a quick discussion with you and with her.
And that was the entire point of what we were there for.
It's like, look, I understand right now today, you're just reading a simple children's story, singing some songs, coloring.
I get that.
But what you're actually doing is supplanting the seed.
This person is trying to create a relationship of trust between children.
Why?
Why does a man dress as a hypersexualized caricature of a woman, a guy with clown makeup, a mini skirt, silk stockings, and high heels?
Why does that person need to, one, read children's stories to children and two, develop a trusting relationship with children?
There is zero reason for this.
Other than, sorry, zero good reason for this.
There are plenty of bad reasons, and I'd love to go in detail as to those three reasons, I think, but this is ridiculous.
This is unexpected, and we need to stand up.
Look, I understand people may not like our tactics.
Fine.
But what the hell are you doing?
Someone's got to do something.
I mean, no one else is getting involved.
Yeah, get involved.
Don't just sit on Facebook, bitch about it for five minutes, and then turn on Ted Lasso.
You have to step up.
If you want this stuff to be gone, get involved.
This is not a call to violence.
This is a call to action.
Talk to your city leaders.
Talk to your school leaders.
Go to the meetings.
Get off your ass and do something.
Get in these people's face with the facts.
Tell them this is wrong.
You are sexually indoctrinating your children because these people want to have sex with them.
They want to inject them with the hormones and cut off their genitalia.
And the overall goal, of course, is to redraw the moral compass to a point where it's no longer, you know, we all have our own thing of what we want to do.
They're trying to sell us.
Right now, their power is they can sell us some ideas and we have to buy it.
What they want to do is convert that power into, now we just tell you what the moral compass is, and that's how you're going to live.
And they're doing it to our generation right now.
And if we don't do something now, forget it.
You are going to be the enemy in 10 years, and they're just going to control every aspect of your life, tell you you're a bigot because you don't want another man or woman, if you're of that persuasion or whatever, in your home or just anything.
Any sort of little thing that you no longer agree with, you're now a bigot, and that's unacceptable.
We cannot allow that.
That's been going on for a while now.
Now, I talked to Joe Biggs in prison, and he said in prison, and he said that there was a dude there who was clearly gay and clearly childless who was just attending.
And you're like, no matter how good your intentions are or how naive you are, you're still creating an environment that's going to invite predators.
Yeah, exactly.
And no one can state a reason, a good reason.
I've heard the only reason is we have to accept tolerance.
You know, I get tolerance, but first of all, a preschooler in a kindergarten couldn't define what the word tolerance is.
They have no idea what it is.
Because kids love everyone.
They can be very good.
Yeah, exactly.
They're not going to love what they're doing.
Future gay kids are not getting bullied.
Why is this what they need to bring their children to?
Or why can't just a librarian read a story?
Why does it have to be this person who has clearly said that they are quite all right with pedophilia?
They're pushing the boundary.
Right.
We got to go.
I got to cut you off, but Maddie has a last question.
Was the Alameda County Library just a venue that they were hosting this, or did they sponsor it and put it on?
Like, who vetted that guy and had them?
Who vetted that guy?
Yeah, this is going to be good.
We're going to have him.
So, yeah, all events that happen at Alameda County Library are created by the staff and then usually hosted by the staff.
But what a staff member can do is invite a speaker to do whatever the event is, to host the event.
Okay.
Well, you're being painted by the media as the worst men alive, but the truth will set you free.
And the truth is, this was not a good choice for a story reader to kids.
So everybody needs to see that.
Write a letter to the Alameda County Library and demand to know who hired that guy.
Yeah, that's another good thing.
Like the left has been so victorious by constantly questioning people and saying who did this and calling the library and getting involved.
And it works.
It works.
And the video works.
It's important.
Anyway, guys, thanks for coming on the show.
Great job.
Good to see you.
Thank you very much.
Take care, guys.
Thanks.
My brother called me.
I have to make sure that my parents aren't dead.
Okay, why?
My brother called me.
I need to make sure my parents aren't dead.
Okay.
Because if they are, we're getting a pool.
I'm going to be able to get a second antique plastic car.
Hey, bro.
Hey, man, I'm recording the show live here.
Why'd you call me?
Are mom and dad dead?
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought I'd just call with the good news.
So, what are you going to buy?
Oh, I don't know.
I mean, we're saving a lot of money on the funeral because I was thinking just a couple of contractor bags.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, we got to call the local council and find out what day is Human Body Day.
I think it's Thursdays.
Well, I found a company called 1-800 Got Junk.
I think I might get like a real Roadster motorcycle.
You know, those ones that have air conditioning and a radio and fucking heated seats and all that shit where you feel like you're in a car?
I've never even ridden one of those.
A rolling couch.
I was thinking we should do something in dad's honor, like donate it to an animal shelter.
Yeah.
Well, I want to do something in dad's honor.
I'm going to get so drunk that I insult my sons, call them useless pieces of shit, and then pass out and piss the chair I'm sitting in.
And then in mom's honor, I'm going to start 17 different stories at the same time and forget what I was talking about.
Do you know at our uncle's funeral, Dad started off the speech with a bit?
He used it to test his comedy routine.
Really?
I didn't even know he went to Strachan's funeral.
He started off with a joke he's told five million times.
It's the a Greek and a Scotsman are at a bar and the Greek man says, we invented sex.
And the Scotsman says, I true, but we introduced it to women.
That's a pretty good joke.
Yeah, it's a great joke.
I'm not sure it's true.
But wait a minute.
Uncle Strachan was gay.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
That's not a great uncle dies, and your dad starts making fag jokes at the fucking funeral.
Well, wait, it starts moving.
Exactly.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'm going to bring that up to him the next time I see him.
And you know what he's going to do?
He's going to go.
All right, so it's not an emergency.
No, not an emergency.
We'll talk later.
We're not really getting to our sponsors here today, which are, of course, Johnny Apple CBD.
We got an email from a baby monster.
Baby monster, by the way, are the names of the people who subscribe to censored.tv.
Some of you people watching today are freeloaders that don't pay for that.
It's a funny name.
I don't like the word fans.
I don't like the concept fans.
I think we're all the same in many ways.
So Lady Gaga calls her fans little monsters.
And I always thought that was hilarious.
So when I found out that Maddie in prison was known as a baby monster because he is short of stature and somewhat round, but also a fucking nightmare who will kill you and your entire family.
So he's known as baby monster.
And I thought, what a great thing to name our not fans.
That is all through my aka's, through all my federal criminal histories and all that.
AKAs, monster, aka baby monster, aka monster, come a baby.
Dude, that means it's somewhere, I almost said the RCMP, somewhere FBI agents were like, so we've been talking about baby monster and we have the following weapons charges.
I wonder if there was a judge and a lawyer seriously saying the word baby monster.
Probably.
Well, the agents, I would have believed.
Maybe when my parents are dead, they can be ghosts and they can go research that kind of shit.
Because I think you can time travel as a ghost.
Hmm.
I'm looking forward to that.
See, he was shot JFK unequivocally, beyond the shadow of a doubt.
And then we get that ghost on this show and he just keeps fucking dropping truth bombs.
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The problem is that they don't have a website, so Ryan cannot pull it up while I talk about them.
So you just have to like, I get on the send for their catalog, I guess.
They must have just built one.
Oh, they do have a website.
Okay, okay, okay.
That took a little while.
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We've got the tinctures that go in the coffee and take the edge off.
We've got the topicals.
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You're walking up and down the stairs going, Hi-yah, hi-yah, put that on your legs.
You're wearing high-heel shoes for the night.
If you're a lady, put that on your feet.
They've got the gummies, the edibles.
Go to sleep.
Have the most crazy dreams you've ever had.
Talk about being a ghost.
Go on a wild fucking ride in your dreams.
When I take the edibles, I wake up from my dreams and I'm like, well, I guess that was movie night.
The never-ending story.
It's pretty amazing, the shit that your brain cooks up.
What do you got there?
It's a tincture.
It's a nighttime tincture that helps you go to sleep.
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All right.
So you know how Thursdays go.
It is a free show sponsored by Johnny Apple, Nita Fashions, and Fop Metals, P-H-A-U-P.
On this show, we go through the mailbag.
It's about the viewers.
It's about the baby monsters.
We go through the mailbag and we take calls, but we also take, we have super chats up in the corner.
100% of the money from the super chats goes to Max Hare and John Kinsman.
I spoke to Max Hare's dad today, Rocky.
Max is sad.
He's got nine months left.
They both have nine months left.
They are serving a four-year sentence for a 17-second fight with Antifa, which is verboten because Antifa is the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
And I don't know, he missed his sister's graduation from high school.
John Kinsman's daughter is turning three today.
He has seen none of her birthdays.
She is a black child, but John is serving four years because he's part of a racist organization.
I guess he's not racist to black people when they represent his wife and kids.
I'm not sure how it works with the left.
They call her a bed wench.
Yeah, that's it.
They go, lots of slave owners would fuck their slaves.
And I'm like, okay, why don't you just say that to Zenoa?
Call her a bed wench to her face, please.
Let's see how well that works out for you.
She's a dumb, useless slave that is getting taken advantage of by a plantation owner.
Well, she's right there.
Yeah.
And when John's out, say it in front of him because he's a racist.
He'll probably just laugh along right with you.
Actually, if you ever see John and Zenoa together with their kids, why don't you go to John and go, hey, you're a fucking racist and she's your bedwench slave?
You don't want to do that to seven-foot-tall John Kinsman?
And then for the die-hard racist, he'd be a race traitor.
Right, right.
Betraying the white.
Yeah, why is he letting the group?
This joke has gone on.
He's got it all scrambled up.
That's so weird.
If I'm ever, like, when I go to court with these guys, or there was talk today about 60 Minutes interviewing me and Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordine, and they'll be in prison.
And I just want to say to these people, what's your world?
Like, the whole thing about Hillary, where I commanded violence.
So we're in the movie The Warriors, and I'm that guy who says, can you dig it?
And I just go, Hillary has won.
I commandeth my armies.
Like it's fucking cornball science fiction.
And believe me, if I could command armies, I'd be doing all kinds of funny pranks and crazy shit.
I can't command.
No one can.
El Chapo can.
Don't get me wrong.
And you, by the way, the feds, while describing us as El Chapo, never talk about El Chapo.
Like his son was just arrested by accident.
I think his son like fucking sold some Coke or jaywalked or like farted on a Thursday.
And they're like, all right, let's throw him in jail, whoever the fuck this is.
The cartels go, no, I don't think you know what you've done.
They start destroying Mexico City and killing cops and burning cop cars.
And soon after, he's released.
Pull this up.
Yeah, yeah.
El Chapo's son arrested.
He sent like an army where he was.
El Chapo runs Mexico, not Mexico.
Mexico is not in charge of Mexico.
If you don't think so, try arresting El Chapo's son.
It does not work out for you.
Pretty sure he's in Florence.
Supermax, ADX.
That was the same with the Hells Angels in Quebec, right?
When they would arrest them, the guy Maurice Mambouche, they would pull over the...
They would cut this prison bus off and execute the guards.
And what happened?
He was freedom.
It's also true of Muslims in Luton and these Muslim-dominated British cities where they arrest a Muslim.
The Muslims storm the fucking police station.
There's not enough staff to handle it.
So they just let the guy go.
And then they slowly learned not to arrest Muslims in Luton and Birmingham.
You can take over a country.
I'm not saying that we want to do that.
I'm just saying that law enforcement is failing when it comes to real bad.
There he is.
Yeah, that's the sun.
Turn it up.
The 28-year-old was found inside a house during a routine patrol by the National Guard.
But others in the house fought back, and reinforcements carried out other destructive acts, including setting vehicles and a gas station on fire.
The fighting went on for hours, terrorizing the community.
So, my point is: this is how we are portrayed.
That's Joe Biggs right there.
Or Ethan Nordine.
And it's fucking ridiculous.
And at the same time, while I'm seeing this and they're talking about these horrible villains that Powell Boys are, I'm like, what about your actual villains?
What have you done about them?
Nothing.
Crime, murder, all-time high.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
And it's mostly due to the blacks.
The blacks?
Yeah.
Like, the Jews, you know, tell the blacks what to do.
Oh, I didn't introduce myself.
I'm Duke Davidson.
Oh, you're David Duke and Pete Davidson combined.
Yep.
Okay.
You know what's funny?
I find that less annoying than Pete Davidson.
At least he's got some good points.
Yeah.
Smart woman.
But yeah, my dad.
He was in the Holocaust.
Why are your eyes a rainbow asshole?
Well, that's, you know, I have the eyes of my dad, David Duke, and then the mouth of my mom.
But David Duke wore 17 different shades of eye shade?
I guess.
I got colorful eyes.
It looks like a weird tropical peacock.
You got beat up.
When Ariana Grande and me used to talk, she used to look into these eyes, and I used to tell her statistics about crime, and it would just be great.
Did Kim sit on your face?
Maybe.
What weird exotic animal made your eyes?
Yeah, I got pink eye from just diving deep into that push.
And then I burned the cross.
Okay, so let's start the show.
We can absolutely start the show.
And by the way, guys, in order to do a super chat, you know how to do it.
No, explain to them.
Well, this is how you do it.
You go to the site, right?
You go to the live show.
It'll be live.
And then right underneath the play.
Wait, what'd you just click on?
You just clicked on our live show in Orlando on June 25th, where I don't think we're going to break 300 tickets.
Oh, I think we're going to break wind.
We're going to break 300 tickets.
We're going to break it all.
I thought you could try to break 400.
I want to, but I don't think we will.
I think we will.
And here's.
So you already sold 300.
We sold 300, yeah.
So censor.tv slash Orlando.
But yeah, to send those super chats in, you're going to want to go to the live banner.
It's on the top of the site.
On the desktop version.
There's other ways.
Wait, you didn't show us the live banner.
It's right on here on the top.
It'll be red.
Oh, there we go.
And then underneath the show, right here.
You're mad at everything you do.
Like, can you even take a shit without fucking it up?
I can't take it.
Does it come out of your penis?
It does not come out of my penis.
It comes out of regular holes.
Okay.
And then click this little guy right here, and then you'll be able to do that.
You could also join our super chat.
We have a chat that goes.
You could chat live with this.
My other name is Ryan Speen.
Hate that fucking Elon background so much.
I bet Ryan made it.
I did not make it.
I like it.
Okay.
By the way, juicy gossip coming out.
Apparently, Church Militant is releasing a documentary tonight.
They've already released it that claims that our own Jesse Lee Peterson is a raging homosexual who grooms the men in his life.
He takes advantage of damaged men and jerks them off, sucks them off, fucks them in the butt.
What the?
I don't want to believe that at all.
Damage.
I don't really care.
I would care if they were young and they were damaged and it was like some 14-year-old.
15-year-old.
Then I'd go, you need to die.
But adult men, I don't know.
I don't know if this is the controversy.
Maybe they're just gay.
They've been spending weeks putting this together.
Go check Church Militant.
Is it trending?
Let's see.
I'm on their page right now.
That's how.
Now, it's relevant that Jesse Lee Peterson is so anti-gay and talks about the problems with homosexuality.
But, okay, it hasn't made it to their YouTube yet.
Okay, let's see.
That's the problem.
Here's a tip, guys.
If you suck dicks, don't talk about how evil homosexuality is.
Focus on other subjects.
You don't want that to become your Achilles heel.
You'll notice I never disparage alcoholism.
That is true.
Or Budweiser.
I'm not down on it.
Maybe it's like those homeless kids in California.
It's gay for pay.
20 bucks is 20 bucks.
Well, I saw a documentary they did on it tonight, and in two cases, they're talking about Jesse undoing their pants.
And they're like, and I got hard.
I mean, obviously I'm going to get hard.
And I'm like, that's amazing.
I don't know.
Both of you guys could undo my pants.
Well, usually if you're attracted to someone and you want to sleep with them, I've taken many women's pants off.
Yeah.
If you're into guys, you're going to take guys' pants off.
But if a guy were to take my pants off, I would not be getting a boner.
So this was just as of March, they interviewed him.
I'm sorry, February, but they released it.
No, tonight's supposed to be the big night.
Yeah.
Maybe it was tomorrow night.
Did I just spill the beans?
They were on good.
Yeah, well, they have a problem with him because of some weird semantics with Jesus, where he thinks Jesus came back from the dead spiritually on a third day.
On the third day, but not physically.
Right.
No, but the Catholic religion says that he literally walked out.
Hello, you can touch me.
I'm here.
Right, right.
And Jesse's version is a little more metaphorical.
I don't give a fuck.
That I've actually never really heard before.
I thought it was spiritually.
I thought it was always physically.
Because when they moved the stone, his body was gone.
Yeah, yeah, the stone had been moved.
Catholic also believe that, you know, when you're in the presence of the Eucharist, that's the body of Christ physically, actually.
The host, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
And so that I've heard being contended, but never the resurrection.
But You said, Maddie, that you thought it was just a spiritual, not physical body?
He suffered, died, was buried.
On the third day, he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures.
So he was put into like a little cave, and they put this big giant stone in it.
They went back three days later, and his body was gone.
But then there was also the moment where he had them put their fingers in the forest.
And then it says, you know, fulfillment of the scriptures, and now he's seated at the right hand of the Father.
Boring.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's do the thanks for calling thing, Amadoodle.
Okay.
I guess we're going to do a whole free hour.
Start the show.
And now, though we started the show, you have to go over and fucking thank them for calling.
Yeah, thank them for calling.
It's a slight problem with the show.
This is a fucking loser.
You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
Hey, why does everyone get two things?
You have one thing.
Thank you for calling.
It was great hearing from you.
Bye-bye.
All right, next call.
So true, we're going to take calls.
This is a fun one.
I love when demands involve me doing less work.
A lot of demands involve me doing more work.
Like a guy today that helps with the site.
He goes, you know, that what is a woman doc is doing really well for Daily Wire.
You should do docs too.
Okay, yeah.
Why don't I work full-time doing two or three hour shows a day and then also do a documentary.
But anyway, this is the opposite of that.
It says, we will be heard.
And it is a demand from the baby monsters.
A call to arms, not a prediction.
And it says, tonight's show belongs to us, the baby monsters.
We are many.
We are legion.
When you are lying in your piss-soaked bed at night, do you ever wonder what happened at Tinkerbell?
Holy shit, these guys killed Sylvia's dog.
What?
She boxed.
What the fuck?
The answer is simple.
We are everywhere.
We will continue to launch attacks on the show, growing stronger every week until our demand is met.
Our demand is as follows.
Ryan Katsu-Rivera will host a full episode of GOML.
What the?
These guys are out of control and we don't negotiate with terrorists.
Sorry, we officially negotiate with terrorists and your wish is granted.
But that's not a negotiation.
Usually the negotiation goes back to the business.
Yay!
Very difficult situation.
How about Monday?
Monday.
Sure.
You win.
It could be about whatever this Ryan guy wants it to be about?
Well, yeah, sort of.
I mean, just do a good show.
People tune into the show to hear the various takes on the daily news.
You can't just sit there and talk about how much you love Sheena Easton.
I don't know who she is.
Like you did when you had Ryan's mailbag.
I don't know who Sheena is.
You don't know who Sheena Easton is?
No, what's her tune?
I'm the hottest pop singer that came out of Scotland.
Oh, okay, I do know.
Sugar Walls.
9-5?
Okay.
I was thinking more actually of the drummer.
The Glenner.
Sheila E. Sheila E. Yeah, he likes Sheila E. Actually, I've heard of Sheila E. She does slap.
Anyway, we have some calls on the line.
Hey, Ryan, Steve's on Matt from 3.
Hey, Gab.
Hey, man.
Maddie, Ryan, how's it going?
What's going on?
What's up?
Hey, Gab, thanks for calling me back.
Appreciate that.
Oh, you're the guy who has a lot of opinions about stuff?
I got.
Yeah, all right.
Would you rather?
All right, would you rather talk about your LARPing Catholicism, red-pilling your kids, or Father's Day?
Got Father's Day coming up.
I can't hear him very well.
He fell off there.
Not hearing me.
How about this?
Yes.
So you've given us some options on what to discuss.
My LARPing Catholicism, what were the other options we may discuss?
And something else.
And Father's Day.
Father's Day.
Okay.
I choose Father's Day.
All right.
So I got my dad coming in, and we're going to go to Mass this Sunday.
And so I am, I've just enlisted in the Knights of Columbus.
He's a knight.
His father was a knight.
And this is going to be a big celebration.
I took it upon myself.
He didn't put anything in front of me that this could be a path for me to follow.
Of course, listening to you for the last couple years now, you bring that up often enough.
And there's something within that mission of the Knights where it's the men, it's the fathers.
And in my case, it's the sons, right?
My grandfather, my father, here I am.
Here we go.
Where do you take your Knights of Columbus membership?
You take it farther.
You take it further.
Where do you go with it?
What do you mean?
Where is my counsel?
No, he goes, like, what?
No, no, no, no, no.
How do you use it?
Oh, yeah.
That's a good question.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't, really.
I meet these guys once a month, and my kids are too young to know anything about it, and I don't talk about it or tell anyone.
One of the tenets is never to always defend priests if they're in danger.
That never comes up.
So anyway, this is a boring call.
Thanks for calling.
Oh, okay.
Just accept it.
Pull up the live chats, Ryan, while they happen.
I hate when you let them pile up towards the end.
Private pile.
That wasn't funny, and I'm sorry.
You know what Ryan does that's alarmingly unfunny?
He gives acronyms for things.
So they'll Go like, all right, well, I guess we're going to go out and see if the car will start.
I DDTAN.
See if the CWS.
Dude, I DDTAN.
That's the millennial texting language.
Oh, it's so irritating.
DDTAN, bro.
Superfluous.
I do not do that at all, I think.
I'm a conservative 30-year-old British guy working in research.
We'll move to the U.S. later this year.
I've had two job offers, $85K in North Carolina.
Summer job for $150K in Columbus, Ohio.
I want to choose carefully because then I'm staying there long term.
As a no-nonsense guy W. Okay.
I can't make it to Florida.
Here you go.
Please be safe.
I would go with the most expensive one.
The most expensive.
Well.
The highest paying one.
Because those two places are not very different.
One's hotter.
If you're British, you probably like the cold, but they're both pretty red, right?
Yeah, they're red, but Ohio sucks in the winter.
Well, I'm Canadian.
Well, you grew up in Canada, so.
I like the cold.
You get to look at facts and all that shit.
I would go, do you hate the cold 20 grand?
Well, it's like $65,000 different.
$150,000 to $85,000?
$85,000, $95,000, $105,000, $30,000.
No, $150,000 it said.
He said $115,000.
Oh, $115.
I'm sorry.
So if you hate the cold $30,000, I'm just amazed some of these states don't have income tax.
Like, if you're in North Carolina, maybe you could go to Tennessee and commute.
I don't know how long the commute would be, but if there's a zero income tax, you could take a limousine to work.
Anyway, so I would go, I would look to see the distance from Tennessee to Raleigh, Durham.
Otherwise, and I'd move to Tennessee if I could commute.
And then I would go with the expensive one if you don't hate cold.
I love cold.
You just buy more shit.
Like, you just get better red wings and better insulated pants and a North Face jacket.
Once you're all geared up, there's no such thing as cold.
You can go to REI.
And speaking of REI, remember our buddy?
He's back.
Oh, that's in my notes tomorrow.
Oh, man.
Mother Nature's hella pissed.
I guess we could do a thorough breakdown of that tomorrow.
Yeah, well, that's a teaser for tomorrow.
Smallpox from European travelers.
You mentioned yesterday that most deaths came from European settlers, but even more deaths came from indigenous feet.
That's not what I said.
I said a tiny fraction of the deaths from European settlers came from their diseases, but they had already been devastated.
Oh, I guess I did say that.
Okay.
What I said at Compound Media was, we have the smallpox blankets thing, and we stole their land and everything, and that's all horseshit.
We had a 400-year with the Indians in North America.
The real problem with the Aztecs and the Native Americans was when Columbus came, he inadvertently brought diseases that Europeans are immune to, and they devastated by accident all of the indigenous people of the Caribbean and Central Americans and all the way up to North America,
which, by the way, was completely inevitable.
If you're going to travel, there's going to be boats.
And eventually, these group of people who don't have immunities to European diseases like the plague are going to get fucked.
Sorry, we can delay it all you want.
We could kill Columbus, delay it, I don't know, 50 years, but it's going down.
So go back to that chart, though.
I thought that was interesting.
In the chart, you see 1500s, 1550, millions upon millions of deaths.
Wait a minute.
Wait, I'm wrong here.
Oh, this is embarrassing.
We're learning stuff live on the show.
You mentioned yesterday that most deaths came from European settlers, but even more deaths came from an indigenous fever called Coco Lizitli, which caused more deaths than smallpox.
This fever basically destroyed the Aztec Empire.
Whitey isn't to blame.
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
Okay, so I got it wrong.
Coco Litzli.
So we didn't come till the 1600s, right?
1400s was the power to Nina Pinta Santa Maria.
All right, okay, now I'm screwing it up again.
This is pathetic.
Ryan, cut this out in post.
Sure thing.
So we did give them smallpox by accident.
That was 8 million deaths.
Got it.
So go back to my original version of events.
However, they had their own black plague called Coco Lizitli that was approximately 17 million deaths.
So it's not our fault.
I could not have possibly have portrayed that story.
What are you running around for?
I don't know.
You're never going to stop illness.
It has to run its course.
I can't believe what a shit show I made of that.
Maybe I might be getting drunk.
Let's do our last sponsor and peace out here.
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We are in an economic crisis right now.
John, Joe Biden is in complete denial.
But the price of gas alone should tell you where we are.
We are seemingly on the verge of a much more serious economic crisis.
I just saw it today, 10,000 cattle in Tennessee died from the heat.
I thought it was 20,000.
Maybe it's up to 20 now.
The article I read was 10.
And you go, okay, what?
Like Texas, it gets to 100 degrees all the time.
They have a hot day and they all die.
That doesn't sound right.
They have sprinklers.
They have water.
These things are all monitored.
We've had hot days before.
We've had cattle for a long fucking time.
So why did they all die?
And then you see all these chickens dying to the tunes of hundreds of millions.
Oh, 2,000 at least.
And the baby formula factory.
Okay.
It was 10,000, Ryan.
Again.
Now you're going to an old tally.
So you're uncorrecting correct facts.
I put this on Getter, all these food plants that are spontaneously bursting into flames.
I was dubious at the beginning because I go, yeah, there's going to be fires.
We have hundreds of thousands of food plants across the country.
And if there's going to be a fire, it's going to be at a factory-like environment with all this friction and stuff happening.
But it's getting weird.
So you go, what's the long-term plan here?
Is the plan to make us so hungry we riot and then you have to put in martial law, you have to control us because we're ungovernable?
Is that what you're going for?
You're trying to make us go crazy?
All right.
That's a definitive risk here.
It's looking like that's a very reasonable probability.
So if the economy is looking like that, wouldn't it make sense to take at least a portion of your savings and put them in something concrete like silver or gold and have that as something you can hold on to?
Not 100% of your savings.
Don't empty your bank account, but at least have some where there is a solid, tangible value.
I always say this about books.
Buy books.
Hold them in your hand.
They can't take that away from you.
I don't do Kindle.
I don't trust it.
Sure, I guess if you're reading fiction, by all means, have a Kindle.
But if it's nonfiction and it's an important book you'd want your kids to read one day, like When Harry Became Sally, which is now completely unavailable, you want to be able to hold it in your hand.
And FOP Metals, P-H-A-U-P-Metals.com, promo code Gavin, 20% off, is a place where you can still keep the value of your savings connected to a tangible, finite source.
Talk to Warren Buffett about the Federal Reserve and how important it is that we get back to gold.
This guy's no dummy.
Talk to Steve Forbes about the importance of getting back to gold.
I don't trust the Fed, and I don't trust whatever the fuck the federal government is up to now.
I think I fucked up by saying Warren Buffett when I met Steve Forbes.
It's no good.
We've got a pull of Omaha.
We've got calls.
We've got super chats.
We've got tons of stuff.
By the way, I saw someone sent me a comment from our own site where some cunt who calls herself Jungle Asian said, why does Gavin think he started Vice?
He was just a columnist.
It pissed me off for the rest of the day.
Let me tell you what happened with Vice.
Sarush Alvey got involved with a government program called Voice of Montreal.
And he approached me and said, let's start this together.
You can be the editor.
I said, I'd rather just be the comics editor.
But I ended up being the editor.
Him and I were heavily involved in the first issue.
By the second issue, I completely took over as editor.
He handled music and everything else.
After about a year, possibly two, I suggested we hire my childhood friend Shane Smith because I knew Shane since I was 12 and he was always a hustler.
He could always figure out how to make money.
We would busk if we ran out of money in the subways.
He always was great at making money.
He'd get a job.
We'd be flat broke.
He'd smell like piss because we hadn't showered in three days.
We were staying on a friend's couch.
And then he would just get a job at a fancy restaurant and make 500 bucks a night.
So he needs to be our sales guy.
And then we left the government program and went solo.
So it was Sarouche on day one, Gavin on day two, and Shane on day like 400.
Who came up with the name?
Me.
We were Voice of Montreal.
Sarouche came up with Voice of Montreal, but I was talking to my buddy, Marcus, who ran this tree planting company, and we stayed, we're still friends.
I knew him and met him in 1990.
And I go, this fucking sucks.
You know, these guys, these government people, they're not giving us any money.
They won't let us grow.
They don't want us to grow because it feels like a scam.
So I came up with an ultimatum.
If you don't start helping us send out newspapers to various advertisers, then we're going to fucking leave and change the name and do it by ourselves.
And he goes, why have an ultimatum?
Why not just leave?
And I couldn't believe that never occurred to me before.
I was like 23, 22.
And I was like, yeah, let's just fucking leave.
So I could tell that Shane was going to try to take this away from me because it was my idea.
So I immediately called both of them that night just to sort of put it in the history books.
And I was like, guys, we got to leave, change the name from voice to vice.
Fuck the ultimatum.
Why have an ultimatum?
Why not just leave?
And then Shane was like, yo, I was going to say that.
That's something we should definitely do.
And we did.
I was just thinking the same thing.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
It must have been when you were kissing me.
Now, have you signed this contract?
We get calls.
Okay, let's take a call.
Oh, wait, we should get behind the paywall now.
So you've seen the calls.
You've seen the letters.
You've seen the live chat.
Hello, calls.
We're going to go behind the paywall and get much more rude and really enjoy ourselves.
If you're not behind the paywall, I don't know what you're doing.
You watch it on YouTube.
You see the stuff people steal.
That's a waste of time.
Every day we go through the news in a fun and honest way.
And it's a moment of sanity in a world gone mad.
So please subscribe to censored.tv.
It's a price of 1.3 beers a month, depending on the price of beer in your community.
And it is way more content than you need.
I don't want you watching 100% of our content.
You wouldn't have a life.
There is hours and hours and hours every single day.
Jim Goad, Gavin McInnes, Maddie's shitty little kitchen, celebrities reading our mail, if you can believe that.
You wouldn't believe the celebrities would get in here.
We've got SOAF.
We've got atheism is unstoppable.
And then we often do just totally free extra stuff, like sitting down and watching the January 6th hearings.
That wasn't part of our normal programming.
We just threw it in there.
We also rerun my old show, The Gavin McInnes Show, every Saturday.
There we talked to Nick Quested, who was at the January 6th hearings.
Fun stuff.
Don't sleep on it.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
Yeah.
Sounds like a weird thing.
It's always good to have you water.
We got taps here.
True.
The song?
And I've never seen you drink any water.
Yeah.
Sometimes I put the little flavor packs in there.
Calorie-free flavor packs.
They're actually pretty good.
The peach tea.
Maddie brings a case of water every time he comes to the studio.
I don't get it.
But once every two weeks.
But New York has the champagne and drinking water.
So you want some water, grab a mug, go into the pint, go into the kitchen, fill it up.
Well, if you must know, I worked for Poland Springs for a long time.
Hey!
Working in Brooklyn.
Wow.
Prior to my son being born, so like 28 years ago.
Wait, I thought you were kidding.
You really did work for Poland Springs?
So what do you got?
Free Poland Springs?
It's cheap.
You know, Larry Barnes said to me the other day, I go, yeah, my daddy.
My daughter's three bucks.
Okay.
My daughter's been taking guitar lessons since she was a little kid, and I'm not really blown away.
It's not very Hendrixy.
And he goes, motherfucker, when I was young, I played guitar with Carlos Santana when I was 11 years old.
And my parents had a falling out with him, and he went one way, and I went the other way, and that was the end of that.
And I go, really?
You play guitar?
And he goes, I play 27 instruments.
I play guitar.
I play saxophone.
I play drums.
I play trumpet.
I'm fluent on almost any instrument you can think of.
He starts listing them all.
Now, the guy was a professional diver before he got into boxing.
And I go, holy shit, you played, that's basically every instrument there is.
That's amazing.
And he goes, yeah, I'm pretty proud of myself, man.
I go, cool.
And he goes, I'm fucking with you.
You crazy?
And then he hugs me.
He goes, you think if I could play all that shit, I'd be stuck in here?
He's up there with Yayo.
He plays about 10 different instruments.
Yayo is Maddie's roommate.
While you at home.
You know who's not Maddie's roommate?
This caller on the line.
Okay.
What's going on there, caller?
P-A-X, and the topic is Caroline.
Pax?
I guess Pax.
Hello.
What's going on?
Hey, man.
Are you still friends with Sam Hyde?
Are you going to put him on the network?
Are you kidding me?
Are you trying to make me mad?
We thought about it, but I don't know.
I'm glad you met our demands.
Oh.
Is this the man changer?
Thanks for calling, nigga.
Thanks for calling.
Damn.
So I guess Monday you're hosting the show.
Nice.
I mean, but what's the threat?
Or else what?
It's too late.
We've already accepted their terms.
So you're going to sit here.
You're going to have a suit on.
Now, how are we going to go to clips?
You'll kind of have to hire somebody.
Maybe you can have the computer linked up to the postwork.
Do like a Jacob Wall thing?
Or a lot of post-work.
Yeah.
But if you do post-work, and by the way, you have to do the intro, you choose a song.
It has to be the same format.
It's G-Y-M L. Gotcha.
And then you have the fun news, then you get more serious, then you go do a green screen.
Okay.
And then you come back, you maybe do some Proud Boys, whatever.
Then you read some letters and do the final video.
Sounds like it's going to be a catastrophe.
Well, it is, you know.
I'm an understudy to the best.
Gavin the bye guy.
I watched an episode of David Simon's news show on HBO.
We own this city.
It's a reboot of the wire.
It could not possibly be more woke.
Every scene is a parody of itself.
Check it out.
By the way, last night I watched Camus Bell's new stand-up, and I have to do a whole green screen of it.
It's going to be a censored.tv presents.
It is a fucking shit show.
And I realized watching it, blacks bitching about racism is the new Sambo because blacks don't like it.
Blacks want to watch Eddie Murphy in Delirious.
If you sit there on stage as a black men and go like, everyone is so racist in the alt-right and Richard Spencer, they're like, man, what?
I want to talk about chitlins and grits.
So when you get up there and you talk about Richard Spencer and Proud Boys and the alt-right, you're talking mostly to white women and a few fat white guys.
And they love it and they clap and you're talking about something that's not you.
You're becoming a character to entertain whites.
Blackface.
Sambo.
What about Sambo Hyde?
We're just getting a show on the movie.
And Blackface just doing soft shoe.
I don't want to say anything, but yesterday, you said you didn't want to have any.
There would all be Sambos in the movies.
Yeah, yeah, that was true.
No more monkey actor seeers.
We'll just paint them brown.
That's what if I end up on 60 Minutes and they ask me shit like that, I'm not going to get into the nuance of what my joke was.
I'm just going to be like, What's your version of events?
I don't want blacks in movies.
How does that work?
God damn, Lookie here.
What do we got?
Anyway, let's see this new HBO show We Own This City.
Okay, I signed into my account here.
We own this city.
Did you find that Netflix thing I asked you to look up?
I did, yeah.
It was a needle in the haystack, but I'm a good needle dropper.
What is this?
That was a preview.
It looked like.
It's Mr. Bourdeen.
What?
We own this city?
It's about Anthony Bourdain.
Oh, we can.
It's HBO.
You're paying for commercials.
What do we want?
Drop the needle or we want to.
Drop the needle.
Okay.
Let's see about this.
Alright, we got car banter.
That looks pretty good.
I gotta put my glasses on.
So they thought the wire's good.
I love woke shit.
I want to combine the two.
No.
So wait, who owns this city?
Like, Antifa and BLM?
It's kind of true.
They do run the cities.
Wait, I thought you were dropping the needle somewhere random.
I did.
I dropped it at the intro for some reason.
I don't keep misspelling it.
Should I start at the beginning or just drop the needle?
Just drop the needle.
Okay, I dropped the needle at the beginning.
No, it's seven minutes in.
They do a cold open, I suppose.
M-O-M-O-D-U.
Momo du?
Just call me G-Money.
No, I'm not going to call you G-Money.
Boring!
We'll do a deep dive on that another time.
It's too hard to.
Are you missing super chats?
That looks like shit.
No.
Well, I mean, we have about five or six built up.
Here's the Netflix part.
I'm not a Nazi.
There might be another part, because they said they showed Proud Boys, but I just saw you.
If you're not a racist, you're probably not going to feel the need to make a bunch of anti-racist videos.
But if you are a racist, then you might feel the need to make a bunch of videos about why white people are superior.
I'm going to say what all you think and know to be true.
It can never, ever, ever be too white.
Most states like Oregon, Minnesota, wait, go back to what she was saying before.
I'm getting mad again.
If you're not like Chase Buckley, turn it up.
Is that Fan Powder?
Who's that?
Stop.
That's that World Workers whatever guy, traditionalist workers party.
He's not on YouTube.
I bet you can't even write his fucking name.
So their argument is like a lot, tons of white power people are on YouTube.
Bullshit.
Wait, go back.
A woman recounts...
What does it say?
Oh, let me, you got to leave the cursor steady for a second, and then it comes up.
A woman, just a random woman, recounts her life.
In the meantime, we got this, $100.
I was attacked by a pit bull while watching Anthony, and you decry them.
I live in rural Virginia, was out running with my phone playing Compound Censored.
Many thanks to you and Anthony for the poetic opportunity, and even more to Mace Security International for their fine self-defense products.
Neverstop.
Philonese Floyd's Grammar Repertoire.
Never stop fighting me.
Much to your chagrin, Maddie.
We were disparaging pit bulls yesterday.
You always do.
And I always bring Coco around.
Bring her to the bar.
Yeah, Coco is one of the good ones.
Yeah, there's been so far.
She's 12.
So far.
12 years.
I mean, there are horror stories.
I'm not going to sugarcoat it.
Yeah.
They're bad.
Not all of them.
So who is this cunt saying?
And what's her point?
If you're not racist, you don't need to make videos?
Is that on YouTube or is that on like this is Netflix, but she's talking about YouTube.
But I bet you that dude, because I'm familiar with that dude, I bet you that dude is impossible to find on YouTube if it's not a hate video against him.
A woman recounts her journey to becoming a mouthpiece for white nationalist hate speech, work that culminates in high-profile violence and murder.
Oh, really?
I bet you too, these girls, they're like, they're into Nazi shit for like an hour because they like some guy, and then he dumps her because she's nuts.
And then she's like, I lived in hate, and I finally made it out.
Here's what it's like in there.
They're fucking crazy.
They're evil.
They're killing babies.
They post videos.
The Jewish system that our people are currently in bondage to.
The Holocaust, six million Jews supposedly died in the Holocaust.
So, you know, we have to constantly worship the Jews.
YouTube is perfect for people who have extreme views.
If you're not.
No, it's not.
That's just false.
Yeah.
Go find me a long YouTube video denying the Holocaust.
Was this made in 2004?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Was this made the eight seconds that a Holocaust denial video was on YouTube?
Like, look up the N-word or anything.
If it's not rap, it's not up there.
So this is fucking again, amateur hour at the Apollo.
Just like the cops with the drag queen story hour that said they're not from here.
Yes, they are.
And you're talking, you're defending a drag queen who told kids to suck his dick.
You fucking losers.
Do a little bit of work is all I ask.
You're probably not going to feel the need to make a bunch of anti-racist videos.
But if you are a racist, then you might feel the need to make a bunch of videos about why white people are superior.
I'm going to supervise.
See, I can't sue her.
That's how you do it, because there's two people in that video.
So now I have to argue that I'm Implied.
By the way, in that video, I'm arguing with Richard Spencer about racism and why he's wrong.
But I can't sue her because it's not definitive that the word racist was me.
Oh, this guy's the worst.
Morantz, I recognize that.
I remember him at James.
Okay, this guy, Andrew Morantz, we're at a Project Veritas party.
And we're all having fun.
Me and fucking James compete.
We have a dance-off.
And because he's, I don't know, fucking special, he's memorized all of Michael Jackson's moves.
And I'm just making up shit on the spot.
So he destroys me.
And it's funny and it's silly.
And we all have a great time.
And James is a better dancer than me.
Gotcha.
He goes up to the black DJ there, who is a girl, and he's like, so I want to do a British accent, but he's not British, but he reminds me a lot of British people.
So how do you feel about being surrounded by these sort of white nationalists and racists and far-right extremists?
And she's like, oh, I didn't, I guess I don't like it.
I guess I'm uncomfortable.
So he put that shit in her head.
And she's like, I got to get the fuck out of here, I guess.
I didn't know I was at a Klan.
I was DJing a Klan rally.
Meanwhile, we chose her as the DJ.
And the angle was about the intense, you know, anxiety that black people have when they're forced to be our DJ slaves.
That was his fucking garbage piece.
And I met him that night and I was like, I got a bad feeling about you.
I don't, why are we talking to this guy?
And of course, right-wingers, conservatives, they're so fucking naive.
They're always like, he's nice.
He seems like a good guy.
Yeah.
If he seemed like a bad guy, would he be sitting here?
Maybe it's being a New Yorker too, like you have a modicum of street smarts.
They're just like, I'm getting attention.
It's good.
He said he's a nice guy.
The origins of the white man.
Okay, then debate Jerry Tales now don't even celebrate Black History Month or Cinque de Mayo.
Because when they did, it meant racial friction and even violence.
I just saw a lot of people.
There's tons of fucking Mexican and black wars going on.
So yeah.
Is American Renaissance on YouTube?
I'll be shocked if it is.
Wait.
Look that up.
It shouldn't be a Black History Month because every month's Black History Month.
It's Jared Taylor.
I don't live in one month.
How about history?
Yeah.
What's the name of the show?
American Renaissance?
It's going to be very hard for you to spell.
Maybe that's how they weed out Puerto Ricans.
I used to work at the Renaissance Fair.
Yeah.
In Tuxedo, New York.
That's correct.
Or do they also call it Sterling Forest?
On 17M.
That's correct.
We're all going this summer.
Wait, American Renaissance is on YouTube with their own account.
It's a re-upload Jamal Jackson.
Yeah, I don't know how long this is.
And this is a take on it that I'm sure is negative.
If American Renaissance has a YouTube channel, I'll poop in my panties.
I don't even know what it is.
American Renaissance?
It's Jared Taylor's.
This guy's allowed to exist.
Am Ren, videos fan.
It's Jared Taylor's, I don't know, censored.tv.
Doesn't have much content.
Yeah.
No, they don't exist on YouTube.
YouTube is the problem.
They're way too right-wing.
That's the crazy thing, too.
Like, everyone remotely right of center is banned from Facebook, YouTube, everything.
And then you tune into the left and they're like, fucking Facebook and YouTube.
They're allowing Nazis.
Like, Sasha Baron Cohen said that Jeff, what's his name?
The alien?
Not Jeff Zuckerberg.
Is that his name?
Mark Zuckerberg.
Mark Zuckerberg.
He has to answer for all of the platforms he's given to Nazis so they can organize their anti-Semitic.
And you're like, what the fuck?
Facebook is too right-wing for you?
Twitter, Instagram is too right-wing?
The metaverse is already run over.
Shut your mouth.
There's a super chat.
I think they're just starting to cannibalize themselves.
Yeah, definitely.
Well, as Anthony pointed out yesterday, they have definitely decided to kill Joe Biden.
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert, we'll talk about this tomorrow, has a whole thing on Proud Boys.
And he is like, he shits on Proud Boys, which we understand.
That's a given.
And then he goes right into shitting on Joe Biden and talking about what a retard he is.
So he's definitely, Joe Biden's on his way out, and he's about to be a scapegoat.
Now, here's a question.
He's suffering from dementia.
Can he sense this?
And is he pissed off?
Well, he has had some, I wouldn't say violent, but he's had some outbursts against people criticizing him.
Yeah, he's been ornery.
He's an alpha, though.
Sorry, but you don't get to be president of the United States without being an alpha.
You've fucked people over.
You've been mean.
You've told someone not to fuck with you.
And you've scared them in the past.
I'm sorry.
Like Jimmy Carter, even Jimmy Carter must have had some moment where he's like, you fuck with me and Alicia dies.
Like, don't back them up anymore.
They say, like, all the 21 black guys that they hired from Black Lives Matter.
Yeah, everyone black has left.
So I don't know the answer to this question, but either Biden is like, you know what?
I made it to the end and now I'm happy to die.
And he's just like an old man walking off a cliff for the benefit of the tribe.
Or is he like, you motherfuckers, I fucking had your back.
I didn't even want to run.
And you made me run.
Now I'm president.
And now I'm the bad guy.
And now the history books are going to be Joe Biden the failure.
Fuck you.
That's what I would do if I was Joe Biden right now.
I'd be like, you fucking cocksuckers.
Stabbing me in the back.
Well, right now, what Facebook is working on is a headset that will go on Joe Biden.
So that way, when he is kicked out of office, he still thinks he's the present in the metaverse.
Yeah, the metaverse is not a thing, dude.
It's not going anywhere.
Metaverse.
No, no one likes the metaverse.
It's retarded.
You have no legs in it.
Everybody likes the metaverse.
No, no one goes to it.
Only fat people and burn victims attend the metaverse.
It's a failure.
You fucked up.
You could attend seminars online.
No one likes seminars.
Meetings are boring in person.
Online, they're even worse.
Think about your favorite YouTube video.
And now, what would it be like if you were watching it in a movie theater with a bunch of your other friends?
And sure, you could chat.
Just keep it down.
That's distracting.
I'd rather just be at my house with my friends.
What?
But can you eat a lot of people?
Why do I go to a movie theater?
Digital popcorn.
I'll go to a bar.
Am I paralyzed?
The best part about digital popcorn is zero calories.
No, popcorn.
No, we don't like your metaverse.
Digital popcorn.
It doesn't get stuck in your head.
It's actually what's wrong with the world.
There's so much wrong with the world.
No, no, no.
What's wrong with the world is people not interacting and talking and debating and being humans and being tolerant of each other's differences.
You fucking assholes have put us in bubbles.
Right.
But in the metaverse, you can now talk to people face to face.
And that's not.
No, we're solving the problems of.
No, you're not face-to-face.
It's not even your face.
All right.
Gavin, myself, and you are all face-to-fucking face.
Yeah.
This isn't even your face.
Well, you ever considered that?
Wow, this is meta.
This really is.
I mean, is it going to be like a fucking...
I'm going to spit a metaverse.
Give me a beep.
Okay.
With the fucking fake animals bopping.
Wouldn't you like to walk around a place that's digital, like a town?
Maybe it's a city.
Maybe you're pretty.
Maybe you make yourself purple and green.
Doesn't matter what, you can do it.
In the metaverse, just jump into it.
Well, the metaverse was started like 30 years ago.
It was called Sims.
Yeah.
Oh, The Sims City.
Build your own city.
Yeah, that was pretty dope.
Oh, God.
Keeping it running is hard, though.
I'll tell you what, it's very good.
I'll tell you what!
Here's a lemma, Gavin.
I'm a Christian Orthodox Eastern European girl.
That's a lot to handle.
Probably.
You know what?
I can just tell great tits.
Well, she's probably really good looking if she's Eastern European.
Yeah, but I don't like that accent.
50?
Wait, she's 50?
No, that's her price.
I don't know how much she paid.
Go back, though.
I don't like reading it like that.
Alina?
Alina.
Who's a strict conservative?
Celibate, but I have a weakness for tattoos.
I have a sleeve.
My whole back is covered.
And somehow, because of that, I can't fit in with the Christian conservative crowd, especially in my country.
Hmm.
The.
Yeah, we're cut off.
Oh, yeah.
That's why we did.
They look at me strange.
I can't find a partner, husband, a spiritual ritual.
I mean, out of fashion even there, meaning it's...
Are tattoos a deal-breaker?
For a conservative girl.
Well, obviously not here.
No.
No one cares.
Just keep looking for your husband or your partner.
Yeah, I don't know how to give Eastern European women dating advice.
That's kind of, we've reached the edges of my expertise here.
Change your parish.
That was a video Guzman, and it happened in Culiacan Sinola.
Sinoloa?
Sinola, a city in the north of Mexico.
El Chapa hasn't been the main cartel player for a while, but Mexico is definitely in the hands of the cartels.
It was well known that a president a few years ago used the Mexican army to change the balance of a Po.
Power for one cartel he was buddies with and called it the war against the Narco.
See, the weird thing with the Narcos is the government sends money to Mexico to say, take care of these narcos.
So there's always going to be a financial incentive to fight them.
I don't know.
I would give up if I were you, Mexico.
Like, just give it to El Chapo.
He runs the show.
If you can break your son out of prison while you're in prison and have an army invade, you're doing pretty good.
You're in control, my friend.
Fuck, if I could do that.
That's the irony, too, is I'm being portrayed, even though I'm not even in the Prowboys anymore.
I'm being portrayed as this guy who can control the fucking invisible armies and destroy the world and take over the government.
You're the man behind the curtain.
Yeah.
What am I going to do?
Bust Joe Biggs out?
Yeah.
I wish.
Hello, gentlemen.
Termed used loosely.
Chicken and watermelon Tuesday reminded me of a shooting in Nolan 2018.
Said restaurant.
Have Rye look it up.
Okay.
Three dead, seven injured.
Clairbourne Avenue shooting Saturday night.
Back when.
Three people have died and seven more have been injured and shooting reported.
According to the New Orleans Police, they were wearing hooded sweatshirts in front of our large...
Why is this?
He paid $100, so we'll go through it, but this is boring.
Two bodies could be seen on the ground Saturday night in front of the chicken and watermelon restaurant.
That's the name of the restaurant?
Yeah.
That's very literal.
Scots are big on that.
Yeah.
The restaurant will be called like heated and licensed food.
That sounds appetizing.
A store will be called Men's Ties.
Trainers and Jumpers.
We got a lot of people sending me letters about infidelity, and they're always interesting.
Here we go.
This is a long one.
Should we do a long one?
Sure.
Because as I brought up on the show the other day, I don't get the physics of being a married man with kids and having an affair.
I don't see how it works.
And we got some letters saying, well, what you do is you fuck your co-worker, your female co-worker at work.
No, never shit when you eat.
And you're like, okay, so what, in the office supplies closet?
Say you don't, if you get caught fucking a girl in the office supplies closet, you're both fired.
So that's bad.
And secondly, say you, you obviously don't care much about her.
It's just a fuck.
Now you're seeing your one night stand, which is a day stand, one day stand, every fucking day.
More than your wife.
Probably can find out where you live in your phone number.
Yeah.
And where's this scorn woman?
Like, if you don't want to fuck her anymore, and she's like, hi, here's the BNR report.
And here's those pencils you ordered.
And you're like, here's the BNJ report.
Thanks.
Thanks, Bridget.
Can you go now?
That's going to be, she's going to want revenge.
Never shit.
She's going to say something bad about me.
You have to buy her lunch every day?
So then you keep fucking her in the broom closet?
Well, for how long?
Like 10 years?
50 years?
Like, when does it end?
And then another guy was like, well, what you do is you have a friend and he lets you use his apartment.
And I'm like, no one is jizzing on my bed.
Hey, Maddie, you want to have a gangbang on my bed?
Okay, you have to buy a new bed when you leave.
And it should look exactly like my old bed with all new sheets and everything.
And now my wife's going to wonder why we have a new bed.
I wouldn't even want you fucking on the carpet.
Hey, Gavin and Rye guys, hesitant to write this because of how personal it is.
Whoa, we're getting a call.
Oh.
Hello, Governor.
Hello.
Ooh, Mercedes.
An incarcerated individual at San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department.
This call is not private.
Sounds like Joe Biden's San Bernardino.
If you believe this should be a private call, please hang up and follow facility instructions to register this number as a private number.
To accept this free call, press 1.
To refuse the thank you for using Securis.
You may start the conversation now.
Hey, Mercedes, you're live on the air.
Hey, Gavin.
I'm so happy to hear that.
Hello, everybody.
How are you doing?
Dumb question, but you have to say it.
I am doing wonderful.
I am so happy to be penned up in a communist environment.
You know, I was thinking about like Max and John and you and watching these Jan 6 hearings.
You must be thinking, okay, good.
I'm not the only one.
Like, there's lots of political prisoners.
Yes, that's true, actually.
It's a sign of the times.
Like, say you went to jail for marijuana and you were doing 10 years and then you find out marijuana is legal and everyone can deal pot and you're like, what the fuck?
Why am I the only one stuck in here?
But you're now seeing guys facing 20 years for meandering into the Capitol and you realize that it's just a fucked up system we're living in.
Well, that's, you know what, actually, I was going to recommend to your listeners that they read F.A. Hayek's, The Road to Serfdom, because he wrote this book in 1944 as kind of a pamphlet that was,
it was kind of a knee-jerk to national socialism in the Nazi vein.
But he makes a good point in it that when you deal with a society that is leaning toward any sort of totalitarianism, what happens is the rule of law that is absolute, which is, you know, there are laws and we understand them and we follow them,
that goes away.
And what happens is you have a society where the laws start to change and they cease to be absolute.
And what happens is the laws become subjective.
And that's what we're dealing with right now.
And this is what happens when you are in a socialist society where you actually have a rule of law that changes based on what happens.
So like the state starts to say, well, okay, you know what?
Burning down a federal courthouse in Portland, that's fine.
We're going to rest.
Well, do you remember Merrick Garland?
He said, well, that's fine because it happens at night.
So you're not trying to stop legal proceedings.
If it happened in the day, it would be bad.
And then, of course, it happened in the day a million times.
Right, right.
Well, see, that's because it fits some agenda of a socialist state.
And so in a socialist state, now you're dealing with a whole different set of rules that fit some agenda.
The agenda being that the state needs to have absolute control over its citizens.
So this is why you have to read these books.
Now, of course, I don't think Hayek ever imagined that the totalitarian state would look more like the Weimar Republic than it did the Nazi Third Reich.
But that's what it looks like here.
That's what it has turned into.
And the difference is the reason that totalitarianism spread in Europe at that time was the destruction of the middle class.
And that's why it didn't spread in America at that time.
But what are we looking at now?
We're looking at the destruction of the middle class.
So what's going to happen here shortly is you're going to end up having some sort of system like that right here.
I don't believe that Americans are going to stand down on this for too long.
I think we're going to have a swing the other way.
This is not going to be a long-term thing, people, I think, but I think right now they're pushing it really far.
Yeah, I think you'd have to be a complete fucking retard to see the January 6th hearings as some sort of fair investigation of an insurrection.
No, it looks like something the USSR was doing under Stalinism, is what it looks like.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's absolutely unfair.
And I don't think Americans are going to take it, especially once gas hits $10 a gallon.
So, you know, good luck with that.
I think we're just the first wave of political prisoners that I think eventually it's going to swing really far the other way.
And when totalitarianism comes to the United States, it's going to make Hitler look like a fucking boy scout.
Never mind.
All right, Mercedes, thanks for coming on the show.
We like you more than a friend.
All right.
I love you, and I love all of your listeners.
Bye, guys.
Bye-bye.
Did you just call us bye guys?
No, we're not.
I'm bye.
I'm not.
I'm like Jesse Lee Peterson.
Well.
I still want to do the impression, but I feel like it's a little tense now, right?
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
I'm just bummed out to hear that, if that is true.
I don't know where this whole controversy is going with him, but if the biggest thing is like he preyed on 30-year-old vulnerable men, well, it was stupid to put all his eggs in the I Hate Gays basket and then be a gay.
But I don't care about people's sexuality.
Maybe it means he preyed on them like he preyed on gay guys.
Sitting on gay guys.
Dudes prey like I'm...
But I should...
A lot of baby monsters hate that we talk to Mercedes because she's accused of pedophilia.
I understand that.
The narrative is that she was molesting her daughter.
She was making pornographic films with her.
Obviously the most unthinkable thing in the world.
Worse than murder, I would say.
But I'd like you to understand that I've known Mercedes for about 10 years now.
I've hung out with her a million times.
We used to talk on an almost daily basis.
Her ex-husband is a psychotic, born-again evangelical Christian who wanted the daughter badly after not really being in her life very much.
And I believe he coached the daughter.
Part of the police's evidence was that there was cameras around the bed.
Yes, all porn stars have cameras around their bed.
There was zero evidence of kitty porn.
She gave them all her computers, said go nuts.
Zero evidence of that.
There was meth.
Yes, that's bad.
Yes, please.
Not if you ask Maddie, but I love it.
Meth and guns together, which is a no-no.
But a lot of people commit that no-no, including this guy.
So we're left with a small possibility that the daughter was not coached and Mercedes did molest her.
And believe me, that is open in my mind.
I'd say there's a 5% chance that that's true.
But guilty to proven innocent.
This is a good friend of mine.
And I don't think it's a coincidence that she was big on Trump, a big MAGA supporter, doing public speakings with Milo.
She was big on Gamergate.
And around then, they decided that she needs to be persecuted.
And where's her trial?
Right.
How many years has she been in jail?
Because if they did have 100% rock-solid proof of physical sexual abuse, I don't even know any of the particulars of it.
Child abuse, sexual abuse, I'm not 100% sure.
But CPS, all the child protective services, if they had a case, she would have been guilty of it.
She would have been convicted.
So it was August of 2019.
August of 2020, August of 2021, August of 2022.
We're looking at three years so far.
Yeah.
Almost as that's the same as Max and John, by the way.
I don't get it.
So they were thrown in jail at the same time.
I don't know what her lawyers are doing because, I mean, even with COVID and everything, due process is still due process.
You can only back the courts up so much.
And her husband is going through the same shit.
And this isn't really evidence, but I mention it a lot.
Melinda Mercedes, despite doing porn, she wasn't a very sexual person, believe it or not.
Like, she didn't talk about sex ever.
I think she was on the spectrum, is on the spectrum.
I think she has autism.
So whenever I would talk to her, it was never like, ooh, yeah, I like to get fucked, slutty, yeah.
I think she was good at porn because she doesn't have normal emotions.
She's a job.
She can lie there and act.
She worked at a biolab before.
She was in chemistry.
Whenever I talked to her, 100% of the time, it was about the government and conspiracy theories and birth control and how it affects women's brains and what globalists are doing and the funding George Soros, all that kind of stuff.
I know she's a pretty Hispanic-looking woman, but if you could see her soul, it's a white male nerd.
Maybe even an Asian guy.
Anyway, let's take a call.
Okay.
We got Jennifer Tendis on the line.
It's been a long time.
Remember, Jennifer Tennis?
What's going on, Jennifer?
Hey, guys.
How are you?
Hey, how's it going?
How are you doing?
I'm doing good.
Can you hear me okay?
Hey.
Turn it up a bit.
I was wondering if one day soon you guys could come in to work dressed as each other.
Wait, what?
That's pretty funny.
Hold on, let me take y'all speaker.
Okay.
Turn it up, Brian.
I was wondering if one day you guys could come to work dressed as each other.
That's pretty funny.
And maybe Maddie could dress up as Sylvia or something.
Where the fuck is Sylvia?
I don't know, but I'm going to dress up like a welder and be Gavin.
Because I can't be.
No.
Yeah, okay.
We'll dress up as each other next Thursday.
Gotcha.
That's awesome.
I'm going to call back in and rate you, okay?
Okay.
So I guess I'll have to wear a faggot.
Thanks for calling, by the way, a faggot cut-off bullshit.
Short shorts.
Or his skin-tight ripped jeans.
Trendy.
Where he's thick and he's like bulging out of his skin-tight women's ripped jeans.
Then he'll just have desert boots on with that for some weird.
You're going to wear a wig because you have to fuss with your hair.
Yeah, I'll tussle my hair.
Maybe we could sit in each other's spots.
As I cut back to you and you're doing this.
Like a devious devil.
Oh, we got more calls.
We got Mark in the line.
You got to remember all these things that we're doing.
Go ahead, Mark.
Hey, fellas, happy Juneteenth coming up.
Happy Juneteenth.
Thank God whatever that holiday is about happened.
Hey, who knows?
Hey, so I talked to a lot of people who are like kind of on the edge of being like fully red-pilled, but they still, when it comes to the whole, like,
feeling sympathy for all the like George Floyd and B. L. M. Rice and stuff, like how how do you go about talking to people and try to like say like, you know, that's kind of bullshit because all that like slavery and nonsense like has nothing to do with modern days like black people and this isn't you know and that has nothing to do with why all that crime and stuff is going on.
Okay, so the secret to discuss and you're lucky to be able to talk to them because we can't even get near them.
They're like spooked squirrels now.
We put out the nuts and they don't take them.
But with liberals, I would say concede.
Allow for some points so they know you're not out to get them.
Say like, yes, it is horrible that George Floyd died.
And it is sad that Breonna Taylor is dead.
But did you see the, like with the Drag Queen Story Arrow, I would say, there's nothing wrong with gays reading to kids.
That's fine.
And there's nothing wrong with homosexuality.
That's true.
But did you see the video of Panda Dulce?
What the fuck are those?
This is fucking nuts.
This is a new one by Libs of TikTok.
Are those real tits?
No.
Oh.
What are you doing at that?
She's like pretending she's surprised the kid is there.
She's tipping him.
That makes it so much more.
With the child in her arm.
If you hold the tits, it's fine.
And so knowing that there's kids there, you calm it down with the tits and you don't, you know, punch them around and give them one last jiggle.
You know, it's just, you know your audience.
So and then with Breonna Taylor.
So I would say the best way to handle these things is a did you see?
Did you see the Panda Dulce video?
Or did you see that George Floyd broke into a woman's house, dressed as a con ed dude, and then pushed the gun into her pregnant belly and pistol whipped her and robbed her?
Like, doesn't that affect things?
Yep.
What they come back with is like, well, they've been just like held back for so long, so like I could see why they feel like this is why they need to flash out.
They got all this built-up hurtful.
Does that excuse school shooters too?
Okay, so yeah, you give them that.
You go, oh, okay.
All right.
And then with Breonna Taylor, you're like, she's portrayed as this victim who's just playing Uno and she got shot, but did you see the shots of her holding guns with her boyfriend?
And they're like, he's got my six.
So even if they say, I can see how you would get to that because you're constantly oppressed in a racist society, at least you've now conceded that Breonna Taylor was not an angel playing cards.
George Floyd was not a sweetheart just doing some fentanyl.
And fucking the drag queen was not just a random gay who wanted to read stories.
And I think that's a lot of headway.
That's a lot of progress.
That's another thing I would say is be satisfied with incremental progress.
And then she goes home that night and she's thinking about George Floyd like pushing his gun into a pregnant woman's stomach and how is racism behind that.
Right.
And anyone who argues with you saying that, well, slavery and oppression and Jim Crow and systemic racism, tell them this.
If you're born after 1970 in America, you got nothing coming.
Fuck off.
Yeah, I think that's a really good, I've said that a hundred times since Maddie first said it.
We're not open to discussing post-1970 racism.
But pre-1970 racism, you got a great argument.
Jim Crow, slavery, yes, by all means, you're right.
Well, it takes a while to recover from that.
Not really.
My dad grew up with no shoes.
He's rich now.
It doesn't take a long time to recover.
And if it didn't happen to you personally, well, then it takes even less time.
Anyway, thanks for calling.
They even say...
Thanks for calling.
They even say, I read an article once that blacks have trouble swimming because of the trauma of slavery.
It's in their actual DNA.
So when they see water off a boat, they can genetically remember being thrown off the boat.
With it.
What?
Gavin was not a columnist advice.
He literally wrote seven or eight articles in every issue under pseudonyms, designed the covers and graphics, came up with photo shoot concepts and laid out and wrote the entire do's and don'ts by himself.
I laid out the entire magazine by myself, Robbie.
Robbie's the guy I hired as an editor pretty early into the game.
The other guys did their part for sure, but there's no vice without Gavin, in my opinion.
Robbie would know.
And by the way, one of my greatest things I ever wrote was The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy, and it would not have existed without Robbie's help.
He helped me rewrite that several times.
And we crafted a fucking Mona Lisa together.
So I should have co-credited him on that article.
Actually, I'll do it now.
The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy is by Gavin McInnes and Robbie Dylan.
Got it.
Derek, come on.
Any good pointers?
Lawn care regiment going this year, Gav?
Got any tips for weed killing and fertilizer?
I've got to be totally honest with you, and I'm embarrassed of this.
I have got a small lawn in the suburbs, and I'm not into it, and I farmed it out to the Mexicans.
They come in every week, and I hear the blowers, and I hear the lawns.
Like in my place upstate, I was meticulous.
I mowed it myself.
I was very careful.
I used Scott's lawn seed.
I would do Franken lawn where I'd find a patch where I didn't really care about and I'd put it on a new patch.
I noticed lighting off fireworks fucks up the soil in a big way.
That's a bald patch forever.
And if you want that grass to grow again, you can't just like put a patch down.
I don't know, it like burns the minerals.
You've got to dig down deep and remove like a bucket of soil from where you lit off the fireworks or had a fire and then put new soil down there.
But yeah, I'm not a good lawn guy.
Ironically, that I have get off my lawn as a title.
And we're an arborist.
An amazing job with their lawn.
Where are fucking high-vis tees?
Good question.
Brandon, what are you doing?
Look at this project.
And you used to plant trees, too.
Nick's guy from Million Dollar Extreme.
This out started 2017, 2020.
Got a little bit of grass coming in.
Look at that grass.
Nice grass.
That's not even the final.
Those cars are beautiful, too.
Built that barn recently.
Yeah, that one.
Wow, what an awesome dude.
Why are you showing gay porn?
We have to have a not safe for work moment if we're going to be showing gay porn.
Those cars are gay porn.
Yeah, those are nice.
The barn is gay porn.
That lawn is gay porn.
The inside of the house is furnished, but just, it's fucking awesome.
It's like he does the antique shop, you know, so he's got just really awesome, timeless pieces in there, too.
And to start with that is like, what a great job.
I've been looking at houses in South Carolina, and one thing I've noticed is their lawns are all look like shit.
Because it's a fucking flat pine tree swamp.
PTS.
Well, actually, South Carolina.
South Carolina is a flat pine tree swamp.
They're all like, it's all pine and like...
No, it's suburbs.
There's no pine trees anywhere.
I don't think they have, like, up here in New York, everyone has little sprinklers that come on at four in the morning.
I don't think anyone has that.
I think they just sort of accept that in the summer, you don't have a lawn.
No fucking way.
I don't care what my bill is.
I am watering my lawn all year round.
I could live in Reno, Nevada.
I'm having a fucking green lawn.
Fuck you.
Is this, wait, do we already take this call, Derek?
I just hate you.
Darren?
Derek?
Go ahead, Derek.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Go ahead.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Hey, man.
Hey.
I was just wondering, I know you haven't done a censored sit-down in a while.
Are you buddies with Nick DiPaolo?
Nick DiPaolo.
Yeah, I know Nick.
I guess if he's up in New York, we could do a sit-down.
I should totally have him on.
I saw some tweet from a dude who just graduated from Harvard.
I forget his name.
I could probably find it here.
And he was talking about how fucking woke it is and what a garbage education he just got.
And I was like, I want you to, I'll fly you to New York and do a sit-down.
Daniel Schmidt is his name.
He's not famous.
Nick DiPaulo.
I know, I know.
He's a comedian.
Okay.
He's saying, I have different priorities right now.
All right, thanks for calling.
That's fine.
You're good.
Thanks for calling.
Thanks for calling.
But yeah, the thing about Nick DePaulo is like, I don't know, it's kind of on a course.
Oh, yeah.
It'd be great.
It'd be great.
I love the guy.
He's fucking hilarious.
But some things are so obvious that you just, you go, like, why?
Like Ann Coulter.
I should do a sit-down with Ann Coulter.
She's a friend of mine.
It would be great.
I don't know.
Apparently, she pooped on Dinesh's mule.
Oh, yeah, we'll cover that tomorrow.
She's not impressed with 2,000 mules, which confuses me.
Maybe she wasn't impressed with his mule because they did date.
I just finished my freshman year at an elite university that cost $80,000.
Oh, yeah, it was in Harvard.
I didn't know college was now $80,000.
Million-dollar bill.
Uncle Bill, I think he's paying $68,000.
I'm not paying.
My kids are Indians, so they get it for free, but I would never pay that.
My wife's private school, high school, was $40,000 a year per kid.
Yeah, that's normal.
Is it?
Oof.
That's awesome.
God, you're so stupid.
You know so little.
That's a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a bad thing.
And then you tell us stuff on the show.
Did you know a steak at a good steakhouse is $300?
So then $80,000 doesn't sound that much then.
This is the University of Chicago.
It could be good.
I see what you're saying.
The students at school like this are future politicians, billionaires.
Here are five observations I made this year about them that may shock you.
Threat.
There it is.
No, there it not is.
20% are LGBT.
Okay.
That's a lot.
Hey, what happened?
Why are so many high-performing students LGBT?
Because they're lying.
Keep going.
They're scarily obedient to the most illogical demands.
An anecdote.
The administration had just ended the mask mandate for students.
The next day, one of my professors explained that everyone should still be wearing masks because we're still in a pandemic.
Without hesitation, every single student around me who all came into class not wearing a mask automatically put a mask on their face.
I don't know why.
I may have been a bit drunk, but I was like, I need this guy in the show.
That's fascinating.
Because these are the future leaders of America.
Rainwatched.
Cucked.
He did a TV once.
What?
He did a TV.
20% of them shouldn't even be there.
You know him?
No, well, I was searching for him.
It came up that he was on Jesse Waters.
Scooped him.
Oh, Jesse scooped me.
But he can't say the N-word on his show.
It's like, hey, man, so if you, you know, anything you left on the table, like the N-word, Saint-Faggot, you can just come on our show.
He's like, I'm good.
It's sort of like cops.
Like the new cops who are willing to follow all these rules are pussy nerds with no balls that don't want to like kick ass and take names and be cowboys and like catch the bad guy.
They're fucking rule followers.
And this is leaking into Ivy League schools where these kids are just fucking pussies.
What kind of leaders is that for a country?
It reminds me of this cool school I read about once that didn't allow women for the longest time.
I think they do now.
And you'll be hard-pressed to dig this up, Ryan.
But it's in like the middle of the fucking, I don't know, Montana.
And it's like 25 guys.
And it's a college, it's a university.
But a lot of what they do is taking care of horses and working on the farm and camping and building fires from scratch and then also learning.
And it sounds like the most fantastic school in the world.
And it sounds like it breeds real men, real leaders that could save this country.
Like a trade school.
Yeah, it's sort of like a, you know what it's like?
It's like a Roosevelt school where you just become Roosevelt.
You follow his kind of background.
Like he was always into, he drove, I'm reading a book right now called River of Doubt where he went down the most dangerous river in the Amazon with his son.
People died.
There was fucking monsters everywhere.
And you know he wrote about Bigfoot?
Did he?
Yeah.
Did he believe in Bigfoot?
He said he had a Bigfoot Titan.
True story.
But he saw Bigfoot, they saw a bear walking on his hind legs.
I think he was like the Sierra Nevadas.
Yeah, no, he said speak softly and carry a Bigfoot.
Anyway, so we I couldn't find that college.
Okay.
But yeah, he was a great dude.
But like I said, there's like 4,000 universities and colleges in the United States of America.
That's like 3,000 too many.
Nobody does trades anymore.
No, and that would be the best thing they could possibly do.
You know why America's manufacturing isn't here?
Because nobody does it.
Yeah.
Jared's on the line.
We have about 15 calls.
Oh, here we go.
I'm so much smarter than you.
It's amazing.
Okay.
Elite Cowboy College finally let women in, but don't say it's changing.
For decades, Deep Springs College in California resisted the push to go co-ed.
But even though women are now allowed to attend, it still holds on to the past.
Oh, so the fucking wocus are not happy with ruining this awesome experience?
That would be a university I want my kids to go to.
But there's so few left.
Education is over.
Cowboy college.
That's not the college that I would want my daughter to go to.
There's like three chicks there.
Just all guys.
They're probably nice gentlemen.
Oh, wait, the show's over.
You have another call?
You have backed up live chats?
There's plenty of calls.
There's about just four chats, three.
Okay, so let's take some calls.
We don't have to read them if they're not.
We can jump.
What's up, Jared?
Hey, guys.
This is Jarek Matthew, and you're awesome, and I like you all a lot.
And I want to put Ryan in a very difficult situation by outing him as a flat earther.
He's real cagey about it, but Ryan is definitely a flat earther.
Not exactly.
And you shouldn't let him escape from that.
Why?
Like, why make fun of someone that's that stupid?
You know, there's a guy in my gym who was working out with a specific trainer, and he was doing, like, I don't know, these fucking things with 20-pound weights.
And he said to the trainer, I should warn you I have a mosquito bite.
And the trainer goes, what?
And he goes, it's going to flare up.
You can already see it flaring up.
And so the trainer ran out to the gym and he says to the owner of the gym, he's like, Brian, get in here.
And so he runs in and he goes, what?
What's going on?
This guy just told me, I should warn you I have a mosquito bite.
This guy, by the way, Danny, he works at Rikers in the loony bin, like wrestling the fucking maniac.
Maybe it's contagious.
Like in a pop or something?
That's what I said.
I was like, what?
You think pus is going to shoot out and kill everyone?
Or maybe eggs hatch?
So then Ryan announces to the whole gym, he's like, Danny thinks that his mosquito bite is going to pop and hurt people.
It's contagious.
But yeah, what was your original point?
I forgot.
About me being a flat earth.
Oh, yeah, so like making fun of Danny for that mosquito bite thing would be like me making fun of Ryan for the flat earth thing.
I entertain some things.
Thinking on a worm.
I don't care if you make fun of him or not.
I just want him to own it.
No, I'm.
Sounds fantastic.
I'm not sold on basically any information that I can't, that I don't have enough proof for.
And I don't trust everything to this point.
Like, for instance, you don't have enough proof that the Earth is spherical.
Correct.
How do you feel about the moon?
I haven't thought about the moon myself.
I tell you that you get less heat for being a Holocaust denier online than you get for being a flat earther online.
I get why he keeps it secret.
What are you saying?
It should be part of the current.
What do you get for being both?
So, Ryan, when you look up and you see a round sun and a round moon, don't you think the odds are pretty high that you're on a round earth?
I don't go by odds, Gav.
I mean, it's the odds of us existing.
At one point, he said he was just going to stick to what was in the Bible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, but they say the firmament is the earth.
Is it flat in the Bible?
Yeah, they mentioned a lot of...
There's a lot of flat earth things in the Bible, yeah.
And by the way, I have a theory.
And this is actually good.
I just came up with this, sir.
One second.
I just thought of this.
Tell me this isn't a fire-ass theory.
Okay.
All of these cows dying, things going on fire, burning, this is all going to be forgotten about soon.
It's already kind of slipping under the radar.
It's going towards global warming and the global warming lockdowns in the future.
They're going to be like, look at all the deaths and look at all the burned down fucking farms.
And it has to do with global warming.
Does it really?
Because it wasn't that hot out and cows died.
Yeah, that's a good theory.
That's going to global theory, Detective Shitty.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Do you hear how he obfuscates?
He's like, I've got to get away from this Flat Earth thing because I don't want to own it.
I know, but Flat Earths are like gays.
you can't fix them.
So you just go, all right, go suck some coffee.
All right, let's wrap it up.
Thanks for calling.
We'll see you tomorrow.
We have a lot of fun stuff that we can't get into nuance on this show.
There's too much distractions, but we got a lot of stuff, including Patty Gonia.
Yes, I did see that about the J6 being the hearings being grounds for dismissal.
This was the chick that wrote in, right?
Just house cleaning.
Okay.
And then there's an Elon Musk thing about Project Veritas leaked in Elon Musk call.
How do you feel about that?
What was the Elon Musk call?
Let's see.
Did he vote a few minutes?
Elon Musk calls that Twitter employee caught in Project Veritas thing.
Okay.
This one, here we go.
Four hours ago.
Full call.
Did they do Elon Dirty?
Maybe perhaps.
Does he have something to live?
Brian, I just said we can't do nuance on these live shows, and you bring up a four-minute call.
So this will be a teaser, but this is the teaser for tomorrow.