Clown World's version of what our world is so far from reality, it's basically a cartoon. We don't want gays reading to kids just because they're gay? We wanted to kill Mike Pence? We tried to take over the most powerful country in history? This is Smurfs.
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| What shitty culture? | |
| Algiers. | |
| That's DJ Snake, who is the guy behind. | |
| Turn down for what? | |
| He's Parisian. | |
| And Parisians are really into, especially the North, really into Muslims and Algiers and all their Muslim refugees. | |
| And so they get really patriotic about it. | |
| And it becomes their whole identity. | |
| They're not French. | |
| Because patriotism in France, much like England and much like here in America, is fascist. | |
| You don't want to be a nationalist. | |
| So it's frowned upon. | |
| So if you're, say, Algerian and you live in Paris, and even if you're born there, you're the Algerian guy. | |
| So DJ Snake goes back to his hometown and he makes that video. | |
| And there must be a lot of people that are like, yes, I am from Paris, but I'm really Algerian. | |
| That's how I identify. | |
| And then they go to Algiers and they're like, this is awesome. | |
| I love this place. | |
| Look at this video. | |
| Look at this shit culture. | |
| All cultures are not equal. | |
| This is them showing the best Algeria has got to offer. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We shoot guns at the ground. | |
| We hang out on rocks. | |
| We drive our BMWs on two wheels. | |
| We dress like the Bible. | |
| The women all look like scary fat men. | |
| The men all dance together. | |
| Turn it up. | |
| Highways are a big part of our day-to-day life. | |
| That's our hangout. | |
| Highways. | |
| Invented by Hitler, by the way. | |
| Maddie Odell is here in the studio. | |
| He's a big Algerian. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Very big on. | |
| That was my first dialect of you. | |
| You opened the first Hell's Angel chapter in Turkey, I believe. | |
| Well, no, not me personally. | |
| There is one in Turkey. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| No, I didn't open them. | |
| Maddie doesn't do well with Hell's Angel jokes because lots of taboos there. | |
| Just say there's an understanding. | |
| Yes. | |
| Maddie did not. | |
| That was my joke. | |
| I take the blame for that. | |
| But you can see that there's this other dude, Manu Digital. | |
| I was going to choose him for the intro song. | |
| And he goes down to Jamaica and makes jams. | |
| He gives some classic dance hall guy a million, not a million bucks, probably a thousand bucks. | |
| And says, here, just do your weird Jamaican dance hall stuff with me. | |
| And I'll record it. | |
| It's great little jams. | |
| Which one is this? | |
| Barrington Levy or something? | |
| Who's the guy? | |
| Daddy. | |
| Junior Cat, Famous Face, Daddy Williams. | |
| Junior Cat, Famous Face, and of course, the infamous Daddy Lizard. | |
| You know, Diplo does this too. | |
| They'll go to Jamaica with a hockey bag full of cash and just record some beats, have these guys go nuts, and then it's their song. | |
| Is that ripping them off? | |
| No, it's capitalism. | |
| They don't have to say yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, turnbold countries aren't great on sending down the assets and the dividends and the commissions of various things. | |
| Like that dude is on the Tricky album, who's just talking, Maxinque, I think it is. | |
| Tricky went back to Jamaica to say that your song became a hit. | |
| Can I give you some money? | |
| Couldn't find the fucking guy. | |
| It's a shantytown, Jamaica. | |
| Spanish food, Kingston, Jamaica. | |
| Trench town. | |
| I think I'm going there soon for a little vacate. | |
| Nice. | |
| Yeah, I'm going to go in August. | |
| I like it in August because it's got that weird rainy season that you get down there where it rains at noon for like an hour. | |
| Breaks up the day. | |
| Probably use a little bit of camera work while you're down in the terrain. | |
| Videography. | |
| Camel work? | |
| Are you saying my wife has extraneous labia? | |
| No, no, camera work. | |
| Oh, camera work. | |
| Sorry about that. | |
| I'm very sensitive about her vagina. | |
| I just felt really fired right there for some reason. | |
| Yeah. | |
| She has no labia at all. | |
| A videographer to capture some of the moments or whatever. | |
| No, I edit together. | |
| iPhones are amazing now. | |
| EyePans are just shocking. | |
| You can't be in the video that you're doing. | |
| What are you going to do with that? | |
| It's not a holiday if I'm filming all the time. | |
| Exactly. | |
| No, you can't be filming. | |
| I would do it. | |
| Remember, I went last time and I was just drinking buds on the beach. | |
| Yes. | |
| And my buddy goes, who lives there, goes, what are you doing? | |
| Are you an aristocrat? | |
| And I go, no, I'm drinking cheap beer. | |
| He goes, those are about $12 each down here. | |
| Scottish man heart attack. | |
| Holy fuck. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I ran to the guy running the whole thing to the house we rented. | |
| I'm like, what the fuck is going on with this? | |
| He goes, oh, Mr. Gamon, relax, man. | |
| I get you all the Bud Wazzas you need. | |
| There's a specialty store above the Rolex building where they bring in imported fruits and vegetables from all manner of things. | |
| We got all kinds of Hennessy and your rare American beer. | |
| I'm like, no. | |
| The whole beauty of the taste is how cheap it is. | |
| You can taste the cheapness. | |
| That's part of the flavor. | |
| If Budwazz, it's like my dad. | |
| We were in Costa Rica and I took him to this place called Amor de Mer in Montezuma. | |
| And he's digging into this Diablo steak that has these hot pepper corns on it. | |
| He's like, that's just fucking delicious. | |
| I go, you know, that steak you're eating is $150. | |
| And he goes, almost like the Scottish pies. | |
| What we pay $8 a piece? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Fuck off. | |
| No, $88 a pie. | |
| I had my last two today, actually. | |
| Uh-oh. | |
| I got to go to Amazon and order like four more sets of those things. | |
| Well, my wife sent me some store in Manhattan that has all British stuff, and I could have sworn I saw some motherfucking meat pies. | |
| That's in the glory side, right? | |
| Is it? | |
| Yeah, I stopped in there. | |
| I got you those, what are those chips that they have there? | |
| Parkers or something? | |
| Well, you go out to Carney, New Jersey and get them too. | |
| I think you mean crisps. | |
| Yeah, the crisps. | |
| Yeah, chips are french fries, buddy. | |
| What's the name of that brand that does it looks like Lays? | |
| It's the same Lays logo. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I got you some roasted chicken, the shrimp ones, and then Marmite. | |
| But yeah, speaking of fucking expensive, you buy that kind of stuff here, and it's like seven bucks for a little packet of crisps that are 50p in Britain. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And you're just like, meh. | |
| That would be 50p. | |
| This kind of ruined it. | |
| That would be pence. | |
| Uh-oh, I'm not finding it here. | |
| I'm sorry, folks. | |
| This is not good. | |
| We have a new format. | |
| We did it at 8 last time because we were doing the Jan 6 thing. | |
| And fuck, I can't find it. | |
| I liked it. | |
| I liked that we had a life after work. | |
| So now GML Live is 8 to 10. | |
| Yeah, because last Thursday, I didn't get home until about 10 to 4. | |
| Okay, well, that's a little bit of Maddie's own shenanigans. | |
| It was out being a gallivant in the streets, as my mother would say. | |
| Gallivanting out of the street. | |
| Now gallivanting the streets, huh? | |
| But yeah, speaking of Jan 6, I keep hearing all these people call me, go, oh man, your boys are fucked. | |
| And I go, oh, no, really? | |
| Yeah, they really did do it. | |
| What do you mean they really did do it? | |
| There was a plan, a whole laid-out map, blueprint. | |
| It's proof of sedition. | |
| I go, holy fuck. | |
| I can't tell you how many times in the past, since Trump, how many times I've been told, like, Maddie's gay and he fucked a dead baby in the ass. | |
| And you go, what? | |
| Holy shit. | |
| And then you look it up and it's like, well, not Maddie Odell. | |
| Some other guy named Maddie. | |
| And you're like, why'd you say it like that? | |
| So they have a whole plan. | |
| You go, holy shit, they had a plan. | |
| Yeah, it's called the 1776 report. | |
| And so I look it up. | |
| I see the PDF and it's like, go into a building and do this, a Capitol building, and then take it over and then hold this person hostage and then take over the country and have these demands. | |
| You demand free elections. | |
| I'm like, that's pretty bad. | |
| Shit. | |
| Maybe I was wrong about these guys. | |
| Then you look a little further and it's like, some chick gave it to Enrique Tario, this plan, a long time ago, and no one knows. | |
| There's no proof it was written by a proud boy. | |
| Just 1776. | |
| Meanwhile, it's like in the highest court in the land, this thing has scathing evidence. | |
| Every fucking rumor goes to the top of the pile. | |
| Or then what was the other one today where they go, oh, they planned to kill Mike Pence? | |
| And I go, shit, that's pretty bad. | |
| Maybe I'm wrong about these guys. | |
| Killing Mike Pence is a no-knuck. | |
| Well, I could tell you, if they were doing that, they wouldn't have written it down. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Let's kill Kamala Harris on Thursday at 3 p.m. | |
| You can't make threats like that. | |
| Tax, just joking. | |
| That's a joke. | |
| The Secret Service will be here. | |
| And it turns out that the killing Mike Pence thing was an FBI informant who's not a proud boy who was asked, do you think they'd kill Mike Pence? | |
| And he goes, they absolutely would. | |
| That's the evidence. | |
| That was his opinion. | |
| Yeah, that's the proof that they were there to kill Mike Pence. | |
| I wasn't like a job. | |
| Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke. | |
| Someone told me the other day, I'm in trouble. | |
| You? | |
| Yeah. | |
| They go, it's going to come up in court. | |
| You said if Hillary wins the election, there will be violence. | |
| And I'm like, yeah, that was a pretty good prediction. | |
| I stand by that, actually. | |
| But they're changing it. | |
| Now it's not a prediction. | |
| It's a call to arms. | |
| Like, you better not elect Hillary or me and my personal army. | |
| Like, these guys live in a fucking Smurf cartoon. | |
| First, all the snowflakes melted, screamed, and cried that night. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And then what happened in Portland in all the riots? | |
| Yeah. | |
| For 150 days where they burn everything down and chop chaz. | |
| So, what if I said if Derek Chauvin is found innocent, there will be violence? | |
| That's a fact. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Now, we don't know what would have happened if Hillary won, but odds are pretty high it would have been real bad for the country because people would have been real mad. | |
| And that's what happened on January 6th. | |
| People were real mad. | |
| Well, Gavin, you used to condemn it and you say, fuck those guys. | |
| No, like on January 7th, I went, oh, for fuck's sake, I said, don't go. | |
| Fuck you for going. | |
| After 17 months of solitary confinement, and it's looking like another six months or so, two years of solitary confinement for a mistake for something rude is not justice in America. | |
| Oh shit, we've got the guys who were at the thing. | |
| So I know we've gone over this a bit, but the media narrative was Proud Boys hate fags, and the Bay Area Proud Boys went down to this drag queen story hour and said, We're going to fucking kill you, faggots. | |
| Again, the narrative is pure smurfs. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's the name of tonight's episode. | |
| Pure Smurfs. | |
| I don't think that exact language was used. | |
| I heard tranny. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Which is fine. | |
| And pedophile, which is that's rude. | |
| Unless, of course, the drag queen in question had said, All the kids who look up to me can suck my dick. | |
| Now, I know there's context there, Natalie Portman, SNL, Bella. | |
| You made your calling card include the words, all the kids looking up to me to suck my dick. | |
| And that's fine. | |
| That's you being edgy and a crazy drag queen. | |
| Okay. | |
| You realize, though, you're now off the books as far as reading to kids go. | |
| Gigi Allen can't read to kids. | |
| Sid Vicious can't read to kids. | |
| We don't want fucking Blackie Lawless from Wasp singing to kids. | |
| This is not a gay thing. | |
| It's someone has already established themselves on the outskirts of society. | |
| We don't want to invite them back in to kindergarten. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So he made that very clear. | |
| Those guys went there, and then the police say, Yeah, it's these extremists from out of town who come in here to attack us. | |
| We're in the Bay Area. | |
| No, dude, I've got the guys right here on Skype. | |
| And they live literally a block away. | |
| And they saw this video. | |
| We've already gone over this, but just for the sake of the freeloaders, let's just show it for a second. | |
| This is Panda Dulce. | |
| Shut the fuck up and suck my dick. | |
| All the kids will come to suck my dick. | |
| I'll sit right down on your face and take a shit, which they graphically show. | |
| Then he also includes Cardi B in his calling card. | |
| If I had a dick, you'd probably look it like a lollipop. | |
| He nutted on my butt. | |
| I said, I'm glad that you came. | |
| If that nigga had a twin, I would let him run a train. | |
| Now, that song is all about constipation and anal sex. | |
| So we assume the song If It's Up, If It's Up, If It's Up, but It's Stuck, is about getting fucked in the butt so hard that you're constipated. | |
| Okay, you can have the raunchiest fucking porn raps you want. | |
| I don't want anyone censored. | |
| But if you make that your business card, your business can include reading to kids. | |
| Am I old-fashioned? | |
| Am I a square? | |
| Show any part of that video, Ryan. | |
| Isn't there like a centipede or something that is made out of asses getting dicks? | |
| Yes, there's a shot where it's dick and butt and dick and butt and dick and butt, like eight dudes fucking each other, which I don't think God had planned for when he invented the dick in the butt. | |
| You know, I'm talking to you. | |
| We love you, Natalie. | |
| I want to f you. | |
| There we go. | |
| It's a porphy! | |
| Infrared! | |
| I'll kill your fing dog for fun! | |
| So don't push me! | |
| Wow. | |
| I'm surprised. | |
| Lots of weird satanic stuff, too. | |
| You may not know about me. | |
| Really? | |
| When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed every time. | |
| So let's can you talk to those guys? | |
| Let's see. | |
| Do you know, they gave us a wave earlier. | |
| The boy's from the city. | |
| Pulling up. | |
| His name is Christian Mostalco. | |
| He lives at 32 Crescent Way. | |
| Oh my God. | |
| I don't think he wants people to know. | |
| His PIN number on his bank card is 1-864. | |
| That's also not good. | |
| I'm helping you identify him. | |
| Right, but these are things that are usually meant for people to have private. | |
| Anyway. | |
| Should I turn on my road? | |
| It's too late. | |
| Should I turn on my road? | |
| I got a new one for you and Maddie. | |
| We want to fuck you, Easy. | |
| I want to fuck you too. | |
| Easy E. Like, I don't want Easy E reading to kids. | |
| I don't want me reading the kids. | |
| Yeah, I don't want me either. | |
| Me, Maddie O'Dell, we should be reading the kids. | |
| On paper, I'm 10 times worse than that guy. | |
| Don't have Maddie O'Dell read to kids. | |
| No. | |
| He's a bad man. | |
| Unless it was like intervention. | |
| Like, don't do what I did. | |
| Well, maybe that's what a lot of these Drag Queen story hours are. | |
| They're a new version of Scared Straight. | |
| You're so freaky and depraved, you're scaring kids into being straight. | |
| Is that what they're going for? | |
| We got the guys. | |
| We got the guys. | |
| What's up, lads? | |
| Hi. | |
| Hi, Gavin. | |
| How you doing? | |
| What's going on? | |
| Good, good. | |
| So I was just reading a lot of press about this Drag Queen Story Hour. | |
| And from what I understand, you guys flew in from a racist part of California, like Orange County, and you went there to a place you've never been before, the Bayaria, Bayaria, and you started screaming at homosexuals because you hate, even though you, yeah, you just hate gays. | |
| Is that how it went? | |
| Not at all. | |
| Oh, for certain. | |
| I mean, I mean, they couldn't have described it more perfectly. | |
| The media gets it right every time, sir. | |
| They said that you were not from there, and you're like, you're from two blocks away. | |
| Yes, I am. | |
| Yeah, I heard of the event. | |
| You know, I'll give credit to both lips of TikTok and Matt Walsh. | |
| I was listening to his podcast, and he starts listening to the events. | |
| He says, you know, Alameda County Library, Drag Queen Story Hour. | |
| I'm like, my Alameda County? | |
| Okay, I look and sure enough, I'm like, holy crap, I share it with my boys, and I'm like, this is going on. | |
| And then immediately the chat goes to, well, no, we got to respond. | |
| We have to, no, this is a right. | |
| We need to stand up for these kids. | |
| This is unacceptable. | |
| And we're all from the Bay Area. | |
| Yeah, if you're from the Bay Area, you're familiar with homosexuals. | |
| If you live in Africa, you're familiar with blacks. | |
| You're not outraged by Negroes in the Congo if you live there. | |
| You're familiar with homosexuals in San Francisco. | |
| In fact, it can't be that easy to get pussy there. | |
| What do you think? | |
| I mean, the ratio of available women to straight men is a lot better out here. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| What am I talking about? | |
| Yeah, the opposite should be true. | |
| I got laid in San Francisco. | |
| Yeah, I've been laid in San Francisco. | |
| I got laid in San Francisco. | |
| One time we were staying in San Francisco. | |
| This chick didn't want us to stay there anymore because the guy I was with had fucked her over. | |
| So I went out on my own. | |
| This is like 1990 at Blue Hair. | |
| I found some chick with an abnormally large ass, a white girl, picked her up. | |
| We had a place to stay. | |
| Bingo. | |
| And then I fucked this other chick who was in a band. | |
| What the fuck were they called? | |
| Ah, shit. | |
| Anyway, yeah, it's a great place to get pussy. | |
| I don't know why I said that. | |
| I got confused. | |
| So anyway, you guys go there. | |
| And the thing that annoys me about any coverage, including Andy No tweeting it today, no one mentions the video. | |
| Well, yeah, I mean, you can clearly see from the video. | |
| I mean, right away when we walked in, I know a lot of the media says we stormed in. | |
| We walked just as the parents walked and just as the staff walked right in. | |
| We reserved tickets to get in. | |
| Reserve tickets to get in. | |
| Immediately they jumped on a few of us who were, I wore a mask because right now Alameda County has an indoor mask off. | |
| I was like, okay, I'll wear it, no problem. | |
| Some of us weren't, and immediately they jumped on, sirs, you need to wear a mask, even though their guest speaker, not wearing a mask, you can clearly see right from the video, not wearing one. | |
| So if they want to be a little bit hypocritical or after that, immediately Cowboy is like, yeah, no, thank you. | |
| I'm medically exempt. | |
| They kind of like were like, oh, oh, I don't know what to say. | |
| And they're like, hey, why are you holding this event? | |
| Why are you putting a pedophile? | |
| Now, he said, pedophile, granted, we have no direct evidence that he's actually at any sort of sexual activity with a child. | |
| However, from his media posts, he clearly is all in supportive of it. | |
| He literally, you know, we can talk about, you know, the artistic value of, well, they stole it from SNL. | |
| Yeah, but he put in a lot. | |
| He kept the lyrics and put a lot of satanic images, simulated drug use, hopefully simulated defecation on a guy's face. | |
| Added like 10 kids to the kids can suck my dick thing. | |
| Yes. | |
| Added all these kids. | |
| And all the kids is going to be considered. | |
| I was talking to another Bay Area Prowboy, and he's like, yeah, yeah. | |
| Natalie Portman doesn't use that video to represent herself. | |
| That was two minutes of her life that is gone forever. | |
| This guy is using it to define his brand. | |
| And then he touches that Cardi B song, too. | |
| What? | |
| There's actually a Cardi B song, that wet-ass pussy song. | |
| Right, right. | |
| Up, actually, it was up. | |
| And she sticks up. | |
| He mixes them right together. | |
| And up is about getting butt-fucked until you can't shit. | |
| So that's fine for adults. | |
| Go ahead and have your SNL raunchiest rap song ever and your Cardi B butt sex songs. | |
| But you're now exempt from reading the kids. | |
| And I loved in the video, I wish you'd emphasize the video more in the yelling part, but at the end, you show the woman the video. | |
| And she sees that guy right that's from right over there say, all the kids that look up to me can suck my dick. | |
| And then her comeback was amazing. | |
| She goes, yeah, but that's not happening here. | |
| The funny thing is that they agreed with us while we were there. | |
| What the media and their videos don't show is that when we were talking to them, they started to break down a little bit and go, oh, yeah, this isn't really great. | |
| You're right. | |
| We didn't see this stuff before. | |
| So they actually started to get on our side. | |
| And then, of course, the sheriffs show up and we talk to them. | |
| And the sheriffs were on our side as well. | |
| They said, yeah, this shouldn't be happening. | |
| We get it. | |
| We have kids. | |
| We're on your side. | |
| We support you. | |
| But you have to be out on the sidewalk. | |
| Yeah, I saw that video. | |
| When I talked to one of the staff members, you know, just like you were saying, that's not happening here. | |
| And I had a quick discussion with you and with her. | |
| And that was the entire point of what we were there for. | |
| It's like, look, I understand right now today, you're just reading a simple children's story, singing some songs, coloring. | |
| I get that. | |
| But what you're actually doing is supplanting the seed. | |
| This person is trying to create a relationship of trust between children. | |
| Why? | |
| Why does a man dress as a hypersexualized care, not character, but caricature of a woman, a guy with clown makeup, a mini skirt, silk stockings, and high heels? | |
| Why does that person need to, one, read children's stories to children and two, develop a trusting relationship with children? | |
| There is zero reason for this. | |
| Other than, sorry, zero good reason for this. | |
| There are plenty of bad reasons. | |
| And, you know, I'd love to go in detail as to those three reasons, I think, but this is ridiculous. | |
| This is unexpected, and we need to stand up. | |
| Look, I understand people may not like our tactics. | |
| But what the hell are you doing? | |
| Someone's got to do something. | |
| I mean, no one else is getting involved. | |
| Yeah, get involved. | |
| Don't just sit on Facebook, bitch about five minutes, and then turn on Ted Lasso. | |
| You have to step up. | |
| If you want this stuff to be on, get involved. | |
| This is not a call to violence. | |
| This is a call to action. | |
| Talk to your city leaders, talk to your school leaders, go to the meetings, get off your ass and do something. | |
| Get in these people's face with the facts. | |
| Tell them this is wrong. | |
| You are sexually indoctrinating our children because these people want to have sex with them. | |
| They want to inject them with the hormones and cut off their genitalia. | |
| And the overall goal, of course, is to redraw the moral compass to a point where it's no longer, you know, we all have our own thing of what we want to do. | |
| They're trying to sell us. | |
| Right now, their power is they can sell us some ideas and then we have to buy it. | |
| What they want to do is convert that power into, now we just tell you what the moral compass is, and that's how you're going to live. | |
| And they're doing it to our generation right now. | |
| And if we don't do something now, forget it. | |
| You are going to be the enemy in 10 years, and they're just going to control every aspect of your life, tell you you're a bigot because you don't want another man or woman, if you're of that persuasion or whatever, in your home or just anything. | |
| Any sort of little thing that you no longer agree with, you're now a bigot, and that's unacceptable. | |
| We cannot allow that. | |
| That's been going on for a while now. | |
| Now, I talked to Joe Biggs in prison, and he said, I talked to Joe Biggs in prison, and he said that there was a dude there who was clearly gay and clearly childless who was just attending. | |
| And you're like, no matter how good your intentions are or how naive you are, you're still creating an environment that's going to invite predators. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| And no one can state a reason, a good reason. | |
| I've heard the only reason is, oh, we have to accept tolerance. | |
| You know, I get tolerance, but first of all, a preschooler in a kindergarten couldn't define what the word tolerance is. | |
| They have no idea what it is because kids love everyone. | |
| They can be very good. | |
| Yeah, exactly. | |
| They're not just gay. | |
| Future gay kids are not getting bullied. | |
| Why don't they bring their kids to a movie? | |
| Why is this what they need to bring their children to? | |
| Or why can't just a librarian read a story? | |
| Why does it have to be this person who has clearly said that they are quite all right with pedophilia? | |
| They're pushing the boundaries. | |
| We got to go. | |
| I got to cut you off, but Maddie has a last question. | |
| I have a question. | |
| Was the Alameda County Library just a venue that they were hosting this, or did they sponsor it and put it on? | |
| Like, who vetted that guy and had that? | |
| Who vetted that guy? | |
| Yeah, this is going to be good. | |
| We're going to have him. | |
| So, yeah, all events that happen at Alameda County Library are created by the staff and then usually hosted by the staff. | |
| But what a staff member can do is invite a speaker to do whatever the event is to host the event. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, you're being painted by the media as the worst men alive, but the truth will set you free. | |
| And the truth is, this was not a good choice for a story reader to kids. | |
| So everybody needs to see that write a letter to the Alameda County Library and demand to know who hired that guy. | |
| Yeah, that's another good thing. | |
| Like the left has been so victorious by constantly questioning people and saying who did this and calling the library and getting involved. | |
| And it works. | |
| It works. | |
| And the video works. | |
| It's important. | |
| Anyway, guys, thanks for coming on the show. | |
| Great job. | |
| Good to see you. | |
| Thank you very much, Parliament. | |
| Take care, guys. | |
| Thanks. | |
| My brother called me. | |
| I have to make sure that my parents aren't dead. | |
| Okay, why? | |
| My brother called me. | |
| I need to make sure my parents aren't dead. | |
| Okay. | |
| Because if they are, we're getting cool. | |
| I'm going to be able to get a second antique plastic car. | |
| Hey, bro. | |
| Hey, man, I'm recording the show live here. | |
| Why'd you call me? | |
| Are mom and dad dead? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I thought I'd just call with the good news. | |
| So, what are you going to buy? | |
| Oh, I don't know. | |
| I mean, we're saving a lot of money on the funeral because I was thinking just a couple of contractor bags. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Hey. | |
| We got to fight. | |
| We got to call the local council and find out what day is Human Body Day. | |
| I think it's Thursdays. | |
| Well, I found a company called 1-800 Got Junk. | |
| I think I might get like a real Roadster motorcycle. | |
| You know those ones that have like air conditioning and a radio and fucking heated seats and all that shit where you feel like you're in a car? | |
| I've never even ridden one of those. | |
| A rolling couch. | |
| Are you thinking we should do something in dad's honor, like donate it to an animal shelter? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I want to do something in dad's honor. | |
| I'm going to get so drunk that I insult my sons, call them useless pieces of shit, and then pass out and piss the chair I'm sitting in. | |
| And then in mom's honor, I'm going to start 17 different stories at the same time and forget what I was talking about. | |
| Do you know at our uncle's funeral, dad started off the speech with a bit? | |
| He used it to test his comedy routine. | |
| Really? | |
| I didn't even know he went to Strachan's funeral. | |
| He started off with a joke he's told five million times. | |
| It's the a Greek and a Scotsman are in a bar and the Greek band says, we invented sex. | |
| And the Scotsman says, I true, but we introduced it to women. | |
| That's a pretty good joke. | |
| Yeah, it's a great joke. | |
| I'm not sure it's funeral. | |
| But wait a minute. | |
| Uncle Strachan was gay. | |
| Oh, yeah, that's true. | |
| That's not a great. | |
| Your gay uncle dies and your dad starts making fag jokes at the fucking funeral. | |
| Well, wait a star. | |
| I knew that memory crossed his mind. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Yeah. | |
| You know what? | |
| I'm going to bring that up to him the next time I see him. | |
| And you know what he's going to do? | |
| gonna go all right so it's not an emergency No, not an emergency. | |
| We'll talk later. | |
| We're not really getting to our sponsors here today, which are, of course, Johnny Apple CBD. | |
| We got a an email from a baby monster. | |
| Baby monster, by the way, are the names of the people who subscribe to censored.tv. | |
| Some of you people watching today are freeloaders that don't pay for that. | |
| It's a funny name. | |
| I don't like the word fans. | |
| I don't like the concept fans. | |
| I think we're all the same in many ways. | |
| So Lady Gaga calls her fans little monsters. | |
| And I always thought that was hilarious. | |
| So when I found out that Maddie in prison was known as a baby monster because he's short of stature and somewhat round, but also a fucking nightmare who will kill you and your entire family. | |
| So he's known as Baby Monster. | |
| And I thought, what a great thing to name our not fans. | |
| That is all through my aka's, through all my federal criminal histories and all that. | |
| AKA's monster, aka baby monster, aka monster. | |
| Kama baby. | |
| Dude, that means it's somewhere. | |
| I almost said the RCMP. | |
| Somewhere FBI agents were like, so we've been talking about Baby Monster, and we have the following weapons charges. | |
| I wonder if there was a judge and a lawyer seriously saying the word baby monster. | |
| Probably. | |
| Well, the agents, I would have believed. | |
| Maybe when my parents are dead, they can be ghosts and they can go research that kind of shit. | |
| Because I think you can time travel as a ghost. | |
| Hmm. | |
| I'm looking forward to that. | |
| See, it was shot JFK unequivocally, beyond the shadow of a doubt. | |
| And then we get that ghost on this show, and he just keeps fucking dropping truth bombs. | |
| Anyway, Johnny Apple CBD, a baby monster, sent in a thing. | |
| He said, the Delta 8 is no joke, dude. | |
| I think you can get legally high now. | |
| Delta 8 at Johnny Apple CBD, promo code Gavin, 20% off. | |
| I used to say 15% off because it ranges with our various sponsors. | |
| These guys have been with us since day one. | |
| The problem is that they don't have a website, so Ryan cannot pull it up while I talk about them. | |
| So you just have to like, get on the send for their catalog, I guess. | |
| They must have just built one. | |
| Oh, they do have a website. | |
| Okay, okay, okay. | |
| That took a little while. | |
| JohnnyApple CBD.com or johnnyapple.com. | |
| They all work. | |
| Code Gavin. | |
| Now, what do we have here? | |
| We've got the tinctures that go in the coffee and take the edge off. | |
| We've got the topicals. | |
| Say you had a bad leg day. | |
| You're walking up and down the stairs going, hi-yah, hi-yah, how that on your legs. | |
| You're wearing high-heel shoes for the night. | |
| If you're a lady, put that on your feet. | |
| They've got the gummies, the edibles. | |
| Go to sleep. | |
| Have the most crazy dreams you've ever had. | |
| Talk about being a ghost. | |
| Go on a wild fucking ride in your dreams. | |
| When I take the edibles, I wake up from my dreams and I'm like, well, I guess that was movie night. | |
| The never-ending story. | |
| It's pretty amazing, the shit that your brain cooks up. | |
| What do you got there? | |
| It's a tincture. | |
| It's a nighttime tincture that helps you go to sleep. | |
| A lot of fun stuff at johnnyapple.com. | |
| And more importantly, they've been with us since day one. | |
| Received endless abuse and they just keep on rocking. | |
| All right. | |
| So you know how Thursdays go. | |
| It is a free show sponsored by Johnny Apple, Nita Fashions, and Fop Metals, P-H-A-U-P. | |
| On this show, we go through the mailbag. | |
| It's about the viewers. | |
| It's about the baby monsters. | |
| We go through the mailbag and we take calls, but we also take, we have super chats up in the corner. | |
| 100% of the money from the super chats goes to Max Hare and John Kinsman. | |
| Spoke to Max Hare's dad today, Rocky. | |
| Max is sad. | |
| He's got nine months left. | |
| They both have nine months left. | |
| They are serving a four-year sentence for a 17-second fight with Antifa, which is verboten because Antifa is the paramilitary wing of the DNC. | |
| And I don't know, he missed his sister's graduation from high school. | |
| John Kinsman's daughter is turning three today. | |
| He has seen none of her birthdays. | |
| She is a black child, but John is serving four years because he's part of a racist organization. | |
| I guess he's not racist to black people when they represent his wife and kids. | |
| I'm not sure how it works with the left. | |
| They call her a bed wench. | |
| Yeah, that's it. | |
| They go, lots of slave owners would fuck their slaves. | |
| And I'm like, okay. | |
| Why don't you just say that to Zenoa? | |
| Call her a bed wench to her face, please. | |
| Let's see how well that works out for you. | |
| She's a dumb, useless slave that is getting taken advantage of by a plantation owner. | |
| Well, she's right there. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And when John's out, say it in front of him because he's a racist. | |
| He'll probably just laugh along right with you. | |
| Actually, if you ever see John and Zenoa together with their kids, why don't you go up to John and go, hey, you're a fucking racist and she's your bedwench slave? | |
| They'll go, you don't want to do that to seven-foot-tall John Kinsman. | |
| And then for the diehard racist, he'd be a race traitor. | |
| Right, right. | |
| Betraying the white. | |
| Yeah, why is he letting the group this joke is going to be? | |
| He's got it all scrambled up. | |
| That's so weird. | |
| I just, if I'm ever like when I, when I, when I go to court with these guys, or there was talk today about 60 Minutes interviewing me and Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordine, and they'll be in prison. | |
| And I just, I just want to say these people, what's your world? | |
| Like the whole thing about Hillary, where I commanded violence. | |
| So we're in the movie The Warriors, and I'm that guy who says, Can you dig it? | |
| And I just go, Hillary has won. | |
| I command it. | |
| My armies. | |
| Like it's fucking cornball science fiction. | |
| And believe me, if I could command armies, I'd be doing all kinds of funny pranks and crazy shit. | |
| I can't command. | |
| No one can. | |
| El Chapo can. | |
| Don't get me wrong. | |
| And you, by the way, the feds, while describing us as El Chapo, never talk about El Chapo. | |
| Like his son was just arrested by accident. | |
| I think his son like fucking sold some Coke or jaywalked or like farted on a Thursday. | |
| And they're like, all right, let's throw him in jail, whoever the fuck this is. | |
| The cartels go, no, I don't think you know what you've done. | |
| They start destroying Mexico City and killing cops and burning cop cars. | |
| And soon after, he's released. | |
| Pull this up. | |
| Yeah. | |
| El Chapo's son arrested. | |
| He sent like an army where he was. | |
| El Chapo runs Mexico, not Mexico. | |
| Mexico is not in charge of Mexico. | |
| If you don't think so, try arresting El Chapo's son. | |
| And he's not working out for you. | |
| He's sure he's in Florence. | |
| Supermax, ADX. | |
| That was the same with the Hells Angels in Quebec, right? | |
| When they would arrest them. | |
| The guy Maurice Namache would pull over the prison bus off and execute the guards. | |
| And what happened? | |
| He was freedom. | |
| It's also true of Muslims in Luton and these Muslim-dominated British cities where they arrest a Muslim. | |
| The Muslims storm the fucking police station. | |
| There's not enough staff to handle it. | |
| So they just let the guy go. | |
| And then they slowly learned not to arrest Muslims in Luton and Birmingham. | |
| You can take over a country. | |
| I'm not saying that we want to do that. | |
| I'm just saying that their law enforcement is failing when it comes to real bad. | |
| There he is. | |
| Yeah, that's the son. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Turn it up. | |
| The 28-year-old was found inside a house during a routine patrol by the National Guard. | |
| But others in the house fought back and reinforcements carried out other destructive acts, including setting vehicles and a gas station on fire. | |
| The fighting went on for hours, terrorizing the community. | |
| So my point is, this is how we are portrayed. | |
| That's Joe Biggs right there or Ethan Nordine. | |
| And it's fucking ridiculous. | |
| And at the same time, while I'm seeing this and they're talking about these horrible villains that Powboys are, I'm like, what about your actual villains? | |
| What have you done about them? | |
| Nothing. | |
| Crime, murder, all-time high. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And it's mostly due to the blacks. | |
| The blacks? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like the Jews, you know, tell the blacks what to do. | |
| Oh, I didn't introduce myself. | |
| I'm Duke Davidson. | |
| Oh, you're David Duke and Pete Davidson combined. | |
| Yep. | |
| Okay. | |
| You know what's funny? | |
| I find that less annoying than Pete Davidson. | |
| At least he's got some good points. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Smart woman. | |
| But yeah, my dad, he was in the Holocaust. | |
| Why are your eyes a rainbow asshole? | |
| Well, that's, you know, I have the eyes of my dad, David Duke, and then the mouth of my mom. | |
| But David Duke wore 17 different shades of eye shade? | |
| I guess. | |
| I got colorful eyes. | |
| It looks like a weird tropical peacock. | |
| You got beat up. | |
| When Ariana Grande and me used to talk, she used to look into these eyes, and I used to tell her statistics about crime, and it would just be great. | |
| Did Kim sit on your face? | |
| Maybe. | |
| What weird exotic animal made your eyes? | |
| Yeah, I got pink eye from just diving deep into that tush. | |
| And then I burned the cross. | |
| Okay, so let's start the show. | |
| We can absolutely start the show. | |
| And by the way, guys, in order to do a super chat, you know how to do it. | |
| No, explain to them. | |
| Well, this is how you do it. | |
| You go to the site, right? | |
| You go to the live show. | |
| It'll be live. | |
| And then right underneath the plate. | |
| Wait, what'd you just click on? | |
| You just clicked on our live show in Orlando on June, on June 25th, where I don't think we're going to break 300 tickets. | |
| Oh, I think we're going to break wind. | |
| We're going to break 300 tickets. | |
| We're going to break it all. | |
| I thought you'd try to break 400. | |
| I want to, but I don't think we will. | |
| I think we will. | |
| And here's. | |
| So you already sold 300. | |
| We sold 300, yeah. | |
| So censor.tv slash Orlando. | |
| But yeah, to send those super chats in, you're going to want to go to the live banner. | |
| It's on the top of the site. | |
| I'm the desktop version. | |
| There's other ways. | |
| Wait, you didn't show us the live banner. | |
| It's right on here on the top. | |
| It'll be red. | |
| Oh, there we go. | |
| And then underneath the show, right here. | |
| You're bad at everything you do. | |
| Like, can you even take a shit without fucking it up? | |
| I can't take it. | |
| Does it come out of your penis? | |
| It does not come out of my penis. | |
| It comes out of regular holes. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then click this little guy right here, and then you'll be able to do that. | |
| You could also join our super chat. | |
| We have a chat that goes. | |
| You could chat live with this. | |
| My other name is Ryan Speen. | |
| Hate that fucking Elon background so much. | |
| I bet Ryan made it. | |
| I did not make it. | |
| I like it. | |
| Okay. | |
| By the way, juicy gossip coming out. | |
| Apparently, Church Militant is releasing a documentary tonight. | |
| They've already released it that claims that our own Jesse Lee Peterson is a raging homosexual who grooms the men in his life. | |
| He takes advantage of damaged men and jerks them off, sucks them off, fucks them in the butt. | |
| What the? | |
| I don't want to believe that at all. | |
| Damage. | |
| I don't really care. | |
| I would care if they were young and they were damaged and it was like some 14-year-old. | |
| If they're kidding. | |
| 15-year-old. | |
| Then I'd go, you need to die. | |
| But adult men, I don't know. | |
| I don't know if this is the controversy. | |
| Maybe they're just gay. | |
| They've been spending weeks putting this together. | |
| Go check Church Militant. | |
| Is it trending? | |
| Let's see. | |
| I'm on their page right now. | |
| That's how. | |
| Now, it's relevant that Jesse Lee Peterson is so anti-gay and talks about the problems with homosexuality. | |
| But okay, it hasn't made it to their YouTube yet. | |
| Okay, let's see. | |
| That's the problem. | |
| Here's a tip, guys. | |
| If you suck dicks, don't talk about how evil homosexuality is. | |
| Focus on other subjects. | |
| You don't want that to become your Achilles heel. | |
| You'll notice I never disparage alcoholism. | |
| That is true. | |
| Or Budweiser. | |
| I'm not down on it. | |
| Maybe it's like those homeless kids in California. | |
| It's gay for pay. | |
| 20 bucks is 20 bucks. | |
| Well, I saw a documentary they did on it tonight, and in two cases, they're talking about Jesse undoing their pants. | |
| And they're like, and I got hard. | |
| I mean, obviously I'm going to get hard. | |
| And I'm like, that's amazing. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Both of you guys could undo my pants. | |
| Well, usually if you're attracted to someone and you want to sleep with them, I've taken many women's pants off. | |
| Yeah. | |
| If you're in the guys, you're going to take guys' pants off. | |
| But if a guy were to take my pants off, I would not be getting a boner. | |
| So this was just as of March, they interviewed him. | |
| I'm sorry, February, but they released it. | |
| No, tonight's supposed to be the big night. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Or maybe it was tomorrow night. | |
| Did I just spill the beans? | |
| They were on good. | |
| Yeah, well, they have a problem with him because of some weird semantics with Jesus, where he thinks Jesus came back from the dead spiritually on a third day. | |
| On the third day, but not physically. | |
| Right. | |
| No, but the Catholic religion says that he literally walked out. | |
| Hello, you can touch me. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Right, right. | |
| And Jesse's version is a little more metaphorical. | |
| I don't give a fuck. | |
| That I've actually never really heard before. | |
| I thought it was spiritually. | |
| I thought it was always physically. | |
| Because when they moved the stone, his body was gone. | |
| Yeah, yeah, the stone had been moved. | |
| But they also, but Catholic also believe that, you know, when you're in the presence of the Eucharist, that's the body of Christ physically, actually. | |
| The host, yes. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| And so that I've heard being contended, but never the resurrection. | |
| But you said, Maddie, that you thought it was just a spiritual, not physical body? | |
| He suffered, die, was buried down the third day. | |
| He rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures. | |
| So he was put into like a little cave, and they put this big giant stone in it. | |
| They went back three days later, and his body was gone. | |
| But then there was also the moment where he had them put their fingers in the sky. | |
| And it says, you know, fulfillment of the scriptures, and now he's seated at the right hand of the father. | |
| Boring. | |
| Okay, let's do the thanks for calling thing in a doodle. | |
| Okay. | |
| I guess we're going to do a whole free hour. | |
| And now that we started the show, you have to go over and fucking thank them for calling. | |
| Yeah, thank them for calling. | |
| It's a slight problem with the show. | |
| This is a fucking loser. | |
| I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why. | |
| Hey, why does everyone get two things? | |
| You have one thing. | |
| Thank you for calling. | |
| It's great hearing from you. | |
| Bye-bye. | |
| All right, next call. | |
| So true, we're going to take girls. | |
| This is a fun one. | |
| I love when demands involve me doing less work. | |
| A lot of demands involve me doing more work. | |
| Like a guy today that helps with the site. | |
| He goes, you know, that what is a woman doc is doing really well for Daily Wire. | |
| You should do docs too. | |
| Okay, yeah. | |
| Why don't I work full-time doing two or three hour shows a day and then also do a documentary. | |
| But anyway, this is the opposite of that. | |
| It says, we will be heard. | |
| And it is a demand from the baby monsters. | |
| A call to arms, not a prediction. | |
| And it says, tonight's show belongs to us, the baby monsters. | |
| We are many. | |
| We are Legion. | |
| When you are lying in your piss-soaked bed at night, do you ever wonder what happened at Tinkerbell? | |
| Holy shit, these guys killed Sylvia's dog. | |
| What? | |
| She boxed. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| The answer is simple. | |
| We are everywhere. | |
| We will continue to launch attacks on the show, growing stronger every week until our demand is met. | |
| Our demand is as follows. | |
| Ryan Katsu-Rivera will host a full episode of G-O-M-L. | |
| What the? | |
| These guys are out of control and we don't negotiate with terrorists. | |
| Yes, we do. | |
| We officially negotiate with terrorists, and your wish is granted. | |
| But that's not a negotiation. | |
| Usually the negotiation goes back to the bank. | |
| Very difficult situation. | |
| How about Monday? | |
| Monday. | |
| Sure. | |
| You win. | |
| It could be about whatever this Ryan guy wants it to be about. | |
| Well, yeah, sort of. | |
| I mean, just do a good show. | |
| People tune into this show to hear the various takes on the daily news. | |
| You can't just sit there and talk about how much you love Sheena Easton. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Like you did when you had Ryan's mailbag. | |
| I don't know who Sheena is. | |
| You don't know who Sheena Easton is? | |
| No, what's her two? | |
| I'm the hottest pop singer that came out of Scotland. | |
| Oh, okay, I do know. | |
| Sugar Walls. | |
| Nine to five? | |
| Okay. | |
| I was thinking more actually of the drummer. | |
| The Glenn. | |
| Sheila E. Sheila E. | |
| Yeah, he likes Sheila E. Actually, I've heard of Sheila E. | |
| She does slap. | |
| Anyway, we have some calls on the line. | |
| Hey, Ryan Stevenson. | |
| Hey, Gab. | |
| Hey, man. | |
| Maddie, Ryan, how's it going? | |
| What's going on? | |
| What's up? | |
| Hey, Gab, thanks for calling me back. | |
| I appreciate that. | |
| Oh, you're the guy who has a lot of opinions about stuff? | |
| I got, yeah, all right. | |
| Would you rather? | |
| All right, would you rather talk about your LARPing Catholicism, red-pilling your kids, or Father's Day? | |
| Got Father's Day coming up. | |
| I can't hear you very well. | |
| You just fell off there. | |
| Now hearing me. | |
| How about this? | |
| Yes. | |
| So you've given us some options on what to discuss. | |
| My LARPing Catholicism, what were the other options? | |
| You're going to have to do children. | |
| And something else. | |
| And Father's Day. | |
| Father's Day. | |
| Okay. | |
| I choose Father's Day. | |
| All right. | |
| So I got my dad coming in, and we're going to go to Mass this Sunday. | |
| And so I am, I've just enlisted in the Knights of Columbus. | |
| He's a knight. | |
| His father was a knight. | |
| And this is going to be a big celebration. | |
| I took it upon myself. | |
| He didn't put anything in front of me that, you know, this could be a path for me to follow. | |
| Of course, listening to you for the last couple years now, right, you know, you bring that up often enough. | |
| And there's something within that mission of the Knights where it's the men, it's the fathers. | |
| And in my case, it's the sons, right? | |
| My grandfather and my father. | |
| Here I am. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Where do you take your Knights of Columbus membership? | |
| You take it farther. | |
| You take it further. | |
| Where do you go with it? | |
| What do you mean? | |
| Where is my council? | |
| No, he goes like, what? | |
| No, no, no, no, no. | |
| How do you use it? | |
| How do you use it? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| That's a good question. | |
| Oh, I don't know. | |
| I don't, really. | |
| I meet these guys once a month, and my kids are too young to know anything about it, and I don't talk about it or tell anyone. | |
| One of the tenets is never to always defend priests if they're in danger. | |
| That never comes up. | |
| So anyway, this is a boring call. | |
| Thanks for calling. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Just acceptable. | |
| Pull up the live chats, Ryan, while they happen. | |
| I hate when you let them pile up towards the end. | |
| Private pile. | |
| That wasn't funny, and I'm sorry. | |
| You know what Ryan does that's alarmingly unfunny? | |
| He gives acronyms for things. | |
| So they'll go like, all right, well, I guess we're going to go out and see if the car will start. | |
| I D D T A. See if the CWS. | |
| Dude, I DDTA. | |
| That's the millennial texting language. | |
| Oh, it's so irritating. | |
| DDTAN, bro. | |
| Superfluous. | |
| I do not do that at all, I think. | |
| I'm a conservative 30-year-old British guy working in research. | |
| We'll move to the U.S. later this year. | |
| I've had two job offers, 85K in North Carolina, summer job for $150K in Columbus, Ohio. | |
| I want to choose carefully because then I'm staying there long term. | |
| As a no-nonsense guy W. | |
| Okay. | |
| I can't make it to Florida. | |
| Here you go. | |
| Please be safe. | |
| I would go with the most expensive one. | |
| The most expensive. | |
| Well, the highest paying one. | |
| Because those two places are not very different. | |
| One's hotter. | |
| If you're British, you probably like the cold, but they're both pretty red, right? | |
| Yeah, they're red, but Ohio sucks in the winter. | |
| Well, I'm Canadian. | |
| Well, you grew up in Canada, so. | |
| I like the cold. | |
| You get the link effects and all that shit. | |
| I would go, do you hate the cold? | |
| 20 grand? | |
| Well, it's like $65,000 different. | |
| $150,000 to $85,000? | |
| $85,000, $95,000, $105,000, $30,000. | |
| No, $150,000, it said. | |
| He said $115. | |
| Oh, $115,000. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| So if you hate the cold $30,000, I'm just amazed some of these states don't have income tax. | |
| Like, if you're in North Carolina, maybe you could go to Tennessee and commute. | |
| I don't know how long the commute would be, but if there's a zero income tax, you could take a limousine to work. | |
| Anyway, so I would go, I would look to see the distance from Tennessee to rally Durham. | |
| Otherwise, and I'd move to Tennessee if I could commute. | |
| And then I would go with the expensive one if you don't hate cold. | |
| I love cold. | |
| You just buy more shit. | |
| Like, you just get better red wings and better insulated pants and a North Face jacket. | |
| Once you're all geared up, there's no such thing as cold. | |
| You can go to REI. | |
| And speaking of REI, remember our buddy? | |
| He's back. | |
| Oh, that's in my notes tomorrow. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Mother Nature's hella pissed. | |
| I guess we could do a thorough breakdown of that tomorrow. | |
| Yeah, well, that's a teaser for tomorrow. | |
| Smallpox from European travelers. | |
| You mentioned yesterday that most deaths came from European settlers, but even more deaths came from indigenous feet. | |
| That's not what I said. | |
| I said a tiny fraction of the deaths from European settlers came from their diseases, but they had already been devastated. | |
| Oh, I guess I did say that. | |
| Okay. | |
| What I said at Compound Media was, we have the smallpox blankets thing, and we stole their land and everything, and that's all horseshit. | |
| We had a 400-year with the Indians in North America. | |
| The real problem with the Aztecs and the Native Americans was when Columbus came, he inadvertently brought diseases that Europeans are immune to, and they devastated by accident all of the indigenous people of the Caribbean and Central Americans and all the way up to North America, which, by the way, was completely inevitable. | |
| If you're going to travel, there's going to be boats. | |
| And eventually, these group of people who don't have immunities to European diseases like the plague are going to get fucked. | |
| Sorry, we can delay it all you want. | |
| We could kill Columbus, delay it, I don't know, 50 years, but it's going down. | |
| So go back to that chart, though. | |
| I thought that was interesting. | |
| In the chart, you see 1500s, 1550, millions upon millions of deaths. | |
| Wait a minute. | |
| Wait, I'm wrong here. | |
| Oh, this is embarrassing. | |
| We're learning stuff live on the show. | |
| You mentioned yesterday that most deaths came from European settlers, but even more deaths came from an indigenous fever called Coco Lizitli, which caused more deaths than smallpox. | |
| This fever basically destroyed the Aztec Empire. | |
| Whitey isn't to blame. | |
| Oh my God, I'm sorry. | |
| Okay, so I got it wrong. | |
| Coco Litzli. | |
| So we didn't come till we didn't come till the 1600s, right? | |
| 1400s was the flower and head of Pinto in the Santa Maria. | |
| All right, okay, now I'm screwing it up again. | |
| This is pathetic. | |
| Ryan, cut this out in post. | |
| Sure thing. | |
| So we did give them smallpox by accident. | |
| That was 8 million deaths. | |
| Got it. | |
| So go back to my original version of events. | |
| However, they had their own black plague called Coco Lizitli that was approximately 17 million deaths. | |
| So it's not our fault. | |
| I could not have possibly have portrayed that story. | |
| What are you running around for? | |
| You're never going to stop illness. | |
| It has to run its course. | |
| I can't believe what a shit show I made of that. | |
| Maybe I might be getting drunk. | |
| Let's do our last sponsor and peace out here. | |
| FOP Medals, P-H-A-U-P. | |
| We are in an economic crisis right now. | |
| John, Joe Biden is in complete denial. | |
| But the price of gas alone should tell you where we are. | |
| We are seemingly on the verge of a much more serious economic crisis. | |
| I just saw today, 10,000 cattle in Tennessee died from the heat. | |
| I thought it was 20,000. | |
| Maybe it's up to 20 now. | |
| The article I read was 10. | |
| And you go, okay, what? | |
| Like Texas, it gets to 100 degrees all the time. | |
| They have a hot day and they all die. | |
| That doesn't sound right. | |
| They have sprinklers, they have water supplies. | |
| These things are all monitored. | |
| We've had hot days before. | |
| We've had cattle for a long fucking time. | |
| So why did they all die? | |
| And then you see all these chickens dying to the tunes of hundreds of millions. | |
| Oh, 2,000, at least. | |
| And the baby formula factory. | |
| Okay. | |
| It was 10,000, Ryan. | |
| Again. | |
| Now you're going to an old tally. | |
| So you're uncorrecting correct facts. | |
| I put this on Getter, all these food plants that are spontaneously bursting into flames. | |
| I was dubious at the beginning because I go, yeah, there's going to be fires. | |
| We have hundreds of thousands of food plants across the country. | |
| And if there's going to be a fire, it's going to be at a factory-like environment with all this, you know, friction and stuff happening. | |
| But it's getting weird. | |
| So you go, what's the big, what's the long-term plan here? | |
| Is the plan to make us so hungry we riot and then you have to put in martial law? | |
| You have to control us because we're ungovernable. | |
| Is that what you're going for? | |
| You're trying to make us go crazy? | |
| All right. | |
| That's a definitive risk here. | |
| It's looking like that's a very reasonable probability. | |
| So if the economy is looking like that, wouldn't it make sense to take at least a portion of your savings and put them in something concrete like silver or gold and have that as something you can hold on to? | |
| Not 100% of your savings. | |
| Don't empty your bank account, but at least have some where there is a solid, tangible value. | |
| I always say this about books. | |
| Buy books. | |
| Hold them in your hand. | |
| They can't take that away from you. | |
| I don't do Kindle. | |
| I don't trust it. | |
| Sure, I guess if you're reading fiction, by all means, have a Kindle. | |
| But if it's nonfiction and it's an important book you'd want your kids to read one day, like When Harry Became Sally, which is now completely unavailable, you want to be able to hold it in your hand. | |
| And FOP Metals, P-H-A-U-P-Metals.com, promo code Gavin, 20% off, is a place where you can still keep the value of your savings connected to a tangible, finite source. | |
| Talk to Warren Buffett about the Federal Reserve and how important it is that we get back to gold. | |
| This guy's no dummy. | |
| Talk to Steve Forbes about the importance of getting back to gold. | |
| I don't trust the Fed and I don't trust whatever the fuck the federal government is up to now. | |
| That's fopmetals.com, P-H-A-U-P-Metals.com, promo code Gavin. | |
| I think I fucked up by saying Warren Buffett when I met Steve Forbes. | |
| It's no good. | |
| We've got calls. | |
| We've got super chats. | |
| We've got tons of stuff. | |
| By the way, I saw someone sent me a comment from our own site where some cunt who calls herself Jungle Asian said, why does Gavin think he started Vice? | |
| He was just a columnist. | |
| It pissed me off for the rest of the day. | |
| Let me tell you what happened with Vice. | |
| Sarouche Alvey got involved with a government program called Voice of Montreal. | |
| And he approached me and said, let's start this together. | |
| You can be the editor. | |
| I said, I'd rather just be the comics editor, but I ended up being the editor. | |
| Him and I were heavily involved in the first issue. | |
| By the second issue, I completely took over as editor. | |
| He handled music and everything else. | |
| After about a year, possibly two, I suggested we hire my childhood friend Shane Smith because I knew Shane since I was 12 and he was always a hustler. | |
| He could always figure out how to make money. | |
| We would busk if we ran out of money in the subways. | |
| He always was great at making money. | |
| He'd get a job. | |
| We'd be flat broke. | |
| He'd smell like piss because we hadn't showered in three days. | |
| We were staying on a friend's couch. | |
| And then he would just like get a job at a fancy restaurant and make 500 bucks a night. | |
| So he needs to be our sales guy. | |
| And then we left the government program and went solo. | |
| So it was Sarouche on day one, Gavin on day two, and Shane on day like 400. | |
| Who came up with the name? | |
| Me. | |
| We were Voice of Montreal. | |
| Sarouche came up with Voice of Montreal, but I was talking to my buddy, Marcus, who ran this tree planting company, and we stayed, we're still friends. | |
| I knew him and met him in 1990. | |
| And I go, this fucking sucks. | |
| You know, these guys, these government people, they're not giving us any money. | |
| They won't let us grow. | |
| They don't want us to grow because it feels like a scam. | |
| So I came up with an ultimatum. | |
| If you don't start helping us send out newspapers to various advertisers, then we're going to fucking leave and change the name and do it by ourselves. | |
| And he goes, Why have an ultimatum? | |
| Why not just leave? | |
| And I couldn't believe that never occurred to me before. | |
| I was like 23, 22. | |
| And I was like, Yeah, let's just fucking leave. | |
| So I could tell that Shane was going to try to take this away from me because it was my idea. | |
| So I immediately called both of them that night just to sort of put it in the history books. | |
| And I was like, guys, we got to leave, change the name from voice to vice. | |
| Fuck the ultimatum. | |
| Why have an ultimatum? | |
| Why not just leave? | |
| And then Shane was like, yo, I was going to say that. | |
| That's something we should definitely do. | |
| And we did. | |
| I was just thinking the same thing. | |
| You took the words right out of my mouth. | |
| It must have been when you were kissing me. | |
| Now, have you signed this contract? | |
| We get calls. | |
| Okay, let's take a call. | |
| Oh, wait, we should get behind the paywall now. | |
| So you've seen the calls. | |
| You've seen the letters. | |
| You've seen the live chat. | |
| Hello, calls. | |
| We're going to go behind the paywall and get much more rude and really enjoy ourselves. | |
| If you're not behind the paywall, I don't know what you're doing. | |
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| You see the stuff people steal. | |
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