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June 3, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E124 - SUPERMEGA EPISODE - PART 2

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	Okay, let's do.
	Welcome back to part two of Ten Things I Love About Baby Boomers.
	Boo-boo-bummers, I once said by accident, and that's what my wife calls them now, because she women never let you forget a mistake, especially when you're perfect.
	Let's get into some racism.
	What else could I have done to piss you off?
	Black woman?
	It is a dream.
	This is really interesting.
	So get this.
	A pregnant woman was shot for no reason.
	Black pregnant woman.
	She was getting her groceries after volunteering at the children's hospital for burn victims.
	And she was walking down the street on the way back.
	And a bunch of cops said, hey, I'm not going to say the word, but it starts with N and ends with Igger.
	I'll say it.
	Just kidding.
	They go, hey, you fucking.
	And she goes, officer, I don't want any...
	They shot her five times.
	I assume it killed the baby.
	Maybe they shot around the baby.
	Maybe they have a heart.
	4-6.
	Look at this fucking nightmare.
	Kansas City Police Department shot an unarmed black woman five times.
	The woman had her hands up going, please help.
	Hands up, don't shoot.
	In a horrific attempted execution, two KCPD officers shot and critically wounded an unarmed black woman, capital B, of course, who had her hands up.
	Hands up, don't shoot.
	Remember the dance with, what was it, Perry, no, the guy from Nerd who says, happy Pharrell?
	Pharrell.
	And they just, they had their hoods up and they said, hands up, don't shoot.
	Because that's, when you hear about black people being shot, they're almost always begging for mercy.
	And the heartless cops, fucking pigs, they laugh.
	They go, ha, ha.
	It makes the, they drink the blood for the adrenochrome.
	It's called black adrenochrome or bladrenochrome.
	And if you can scare the black before you shoot them and you drink their blood, it's juicier.
	Adrenoplatinum.
	Problem is you get sickle cell anemia from it.
	But yeah, you get them nice and scared.
	A lot of they call it mercy begging blood.
	No, no.
	Click on that article.
	Let's see more of this poor woman.
	So much like the Mike Brown thing, the hands up, don't shoot, it's based on witness testimony.
	Isn't that funny?
	So believe all black people.
	Uh-oh.
	Update.
	The Jackson County prosecutor said Leona Hale had a firearm?
	What?
	Hale was charged on June something.
	The prosecutor's office released a still image.
	Maybe they mean like, you know, when you intake a sandwich, you're like, I had a sandwich.
	Maybe because she had been shot by a firearm, she had a firearm.
	She was shot with a bullet.
	So they wrote it wrong.
	Maybe she had them at home and they were legal.
	Yeah.
	Here, let's look into 4-7 here.
	Or had past tense.
	Yeah.
	Like when she was a kid, she took a rifle.
	She took a marksman class until 22.
	I used to do that.
	Witness said Missouri police shot unarmored pregnant woman five times.
	Cops released this photo.
	Okay, what is this shit?
	Okay, maybe she has a very long, dark thumb.
	Yeah, like a Megan Fox thumb.
	I'm so sick of this.
	Some woman's walking around hitchhiking, and she happens to have a six-inch thumb that's fat and dark black.
	And because we hate everything black, it's seen as a quote-unquote gun.
	Yeah.
	Bullshit.
	Bullshit.
	Sorry, I have dark thumbs, and one of them is very long.
	Now I'm the bad guy.
	That's illegal.
	I can't put my hands up.
	Black thumbs matter.
	Let's see the article.
	What does it say?
	She's been charged with exhibiting a weapon.
	I would put a quotes on the weapon part.
	In her encounter Friday evening with Kansas City police officers, Jackson County Prosecutor News comes after several media reported the black woman was unarmed.
	Let's see her for a sec.
	Oh, she's armed with a Mona Lisa smile.
	Right.
	Is that a capital offense?
	I'm open-armed to her.
	Yeah.
	So the original story was correct, as far as I'm concerned.
	Right.
	Exhibiting a weapon, has that even bad?
	It sounds like a...
	Okay, say it wasn't a thumb.
	Say it was a gun.
	Maybe she was like, hey, what kind of pistols do you guys have?
	I have a 45.
	Yeah.
	It's like gun talk.
	I thought we were showing guns off.
	Guys do that all the time, but when a black woman wants to join the discussion and show cops that she too has a cool gun, you want to compare?
	It's basically like when you see a PT Cruiser and you're in a PT Cruiser, you go, hey, motorcycle guys.
	Right.
	I had a guy today on my motorcycle.
	He went like this.
	Yep.
	Hell yeah.
	New one.
	He was a white guy in the hood.
	That's the Bronx guys.
	I like.
	They shot her.
	This is where you should start the video at all times.
	They shot her.
	Oh, my God.
	They shot her.
	What did they do?
	Oh my God, they shot her.
	What did they do?
	What happened?
	What happened?
	What happened?
	Explain to me.
	Wait, what happened?
	Oh, my God, they shot her.
	What was the sequence of events?
	What happened?
	They shot her.
	Oh, my God.
	They shot her.
	Who shot her?
	Who?
	What?
	What happened?
	What happened?
	What the?
	I ain't seen nobody like this if my daughter died in front of me.
	They shot her.
	Y'all they shot her.
	What?
	What?
	Stop the world.
	I stopped the world and melt with you.
	I ain't seen nothing like this since my dog died right in front of me.
	Daughter or dog?
	They shot her, yada, shot her.
	This is my daughter died in front of me.
	That is consequential.
	They shot her, yada, shot her.
	I washed it all.
	Y'all, please, they shot her.
	It's amazing that.
	Ebonics can make daughter one syllable.
	Dawn.
	Daughter.
	Dog.
	Do you want to count how many times?
	I guess not.
	In a rap, you could rhyme dog and dog.
	Yeah, and dogmatic.
	It's like Linton Quasi Johnson, the Jamaican guy.
	He's like, the eagle and the beer and people living in fear of an impending nuclear warfare.
	You got all kinds of new rhymes when you massacre the English language.
	Make Gavin sound like ear.
	Girvin.
	Giervin.
	Girvin.
	Game.
	Givin'.
	Price of God too high.
	Price of guy too high.
	And giving that man UPS.
	This was amazing.
	White people, New York Times readers, love the Negro.
	The less blacks in their neighborhood, the more they are cherished.
	I noticed this in my all-white enclave of Westchester.
	Every time a black person is around, like at a baseball game, the whites, especially the housewives, are just fawning, fawning over them.
	They want to pet.
	They see them as leopards.
	They don't want to touch them.
	They don't want it near the kids, but they love them from afar.
	They want to pet them.
	And you realize they've never actually met one when they just assume that they need sunscreen.
	This happened to me in Vegas once.
	I went to Vegas with David Cross and Jerry Minor.
	Jerry Miner is very black, but he's basically white because he grew up Jehovah's Witness.
	And David goes, oh, fuck, we're going to be outside.
	Jerry, do you have any sunscreen?
	And Jerry and I both look at him and go, you don't find that question weird?
	David didn't know that blacks don't wear sunscreen.
	Blacks don't get sunburns.
	You ever see a black person, capital B, peel off some of the horrible sunscreen?
	I mean, they do get slightly darker in the sun, maybe 1%, but it's not a thing.
	In fact, if you go to CVS and Walgreens in the Hood, you'll notice the only thing that's not behind the plexiglass is sunscreen.
	But white people who write commercials don't know that because they've never met one.
	They've certainly never been to the beach with one.
	Hit it.
	They try their hardest to market towards blacks.
	I mean, banana boat.
	They have copper.
	And you won't smell it either unless you want to.
	This is a pretty good concept, by the way.
	It's a vampire selling sunscreen.
	Cute concept, short and sweet.
	But just for the record, if you're selling sunscreen, you should probably only have people in the commercial who get sunburns.
	You won't smell it either, unless you want to.
	Coconut and pineapple?
	What?
	She doesn't need sunsby.
	She doesn't need sunscreen.
	Look at that guy.
	He's Wesley Snipes.
	My wife is American Indian.
	She could stay in the fucking Sahara Desert for 24 hours.
	She just gets darker and darker.
	I've never seen her get a sunburn ever.
	And that's, she's like mochaccino colored.
	This man, this man is fucking Arrowbar brown.
	You do not need sunscreen.
	You know what?
	I promise you, this is the first time that substance has ever touched his skin.
	Yeah.
	He got the commercial.
	He's like, I'm not going to say no to a commercial.
	$100 for two hours' work?
	Sure, I'll be there.
	What the fuck is this shit?
	He auditioned for dog food commercials too?
	What else?
	What are the products?
	All day, every day, like it was intended.
	Click the link.
	It's embarrassing when your vampire teeth that usually are used for penetrating skin and sucking blood are whiter than the rest of your teeth.
	Yeah, just like cigarettes make your teeth yellow, those would be kind of red, wouldn't they?
	To see...
	Oh, this is kind of serious.
	I'm going to save that one for a little bit.
	Oh, this was funny.
	So in Star Wars, there's this black chick who was hired because she's a black chick.
	Which link?
	This is 5-0.
	I checked her IMDB, and she was nothing.
	You always check the IMDB of these affirmative action hires, and it's like, execution crisis.
	I never heard of that.
	And then it says in brackets, short.
	And you went, oh, a YouTube video.
	Okay.
	So it's short, short.
	And then it's the Queen's Gambit.
	And she plays this black power Afro woman who was friends with the good chess player.
	So there's a couple of those.
	Then they throw in a Shakespeare just to sort of throw you off the scent.
	And then it's Star Wars.
	Like, Star Wars should be a big deal.
	I watch it because my kids watch it.
	I watch it with my kids.
	I don't want to sound like a Star Wars guy, but it is one of the most important franchises in American history.
	You'd think it would be for people who had had, you know, 20 years experience.
	They were in child ads.
	They were in toothpaste ads.
	They were black people doing sunscreen ads when they were eight.
	So this is a random chick.
	And what does it say about Obi-Wan Kenobi star Ewan McGregor stands with co-star Moses Ingram in face of racist hate?
	Now, here's the thing about racism.
	You create it with affirmative action because you have these die-hard lunatic incel nerd fans.
	They see a black person who sucks and they go, she's just hired because she's black and she sucks.
	And they go, you're racist.
	And then they go, okay, fine, fuck you.
	And they start becoming racist.
	So you just created racism.
	They're using racial epithets they wouldn't normally use.
	You want some evidence of that?
	It's a guy named Lando Calarician.
	Or if something random happens in your life, by the way, you say, that was kind of Rando Calarissian.
	Who gave a shit about him?
	Who was like, well, well, well, looky here.
	We got a goddamn in our Star Wars.
	Nobody.
	Because he was really good because he was Billy D. Williams and he developed a great personality by beating the shit out of lippy bitches and drinking Cold 45.
	No, he developed his skills by being an actor for a long time.
	He was good at the job.
	So you made these little nerds into racists.
	And dude, Mace Windu, the first black Jedi, he was like, I refuse to do the movie unless I have a purple lightsaber.
	So now he's changing the entire lore.
	Wait, why is that?
	Because he wanted to be cool.
	Like, purple's a black person color.
	Hence The background.
	So he had to have his own.
	He's like, under one condition.
	And then he wanted a purple lightsaber.
	It's like, okay.
	God, I would love it.
	I would start masturbating right now if the person who hired him just went, okay, and then no.
	Yeah.
	Oh, wait, wait, okay.
	I could do a red.
	I'll do no, too late.
	Sorry, we moved on.
	I'm sorry.
	For that reason, I'm.
	Thank you, sir.
	I'll take that.
	No, no, I'll help.
	You know what?
	Fuck you.
	I love how they just shit all over the franchise.
	Even the new guy, the new black guy who played whatever the fuck his name is.
	Is that Jar Jar Banks?
	Not Joey.
	Maybe.
	That might be.
	I think that's the guy.
	He has the vibe.
	Yeah, he's a standing Jar Jari already.
	But yeah, it's funny how like...
	How do you eat the poo-poo, Mr. Luke?
	Between Samuel Jackson and the new guy who's in the new Star Wars, they just don't give a fuck about the franchise.
	Like, he was tweeting things like, I think I probably fucked that chick.
	My character fucked that chick.
	Just like, no respect to, like, the...
	That's a great thing to do in a kid's movie.
	Right.
	And then Samuel Jackson's like, I don't give a fuck about this nerd shit.
	I want a purple lightsaber.
	To lightsaber color.
	Good guys are green and blue.
	Bad guys are red.
	That's just the way it works.
	Go purple.
	You might get purple.
	He's bullying.
	Doesn't pay no.
	That's a high-T black guy bullying a tiny nerd.
	Yeah.
	Well, we could maybe change this.
	Forget it.
	It's purple now.
	Whatever you want it to be.
	Whatever you want, tough guy.
	This.
	And never get it.
	Let me keep my lunch money.
	Lightsaber.
	We've not seen Mace fight yet.
	Okay, I can't watch any more now.
	Fucking get a headache.
	So let's check out her acting.
	So, because it's sort of like the Ghostbusters thing.
	Remember Ghost...
	No, Charlie's Angels.
	The Charlie's Angels, The Woke Charlie's Angels came out and it bombed.
	And the director went, it's because of sexism.
	What's the matter?
	You can't handle tough women?
	Charlie's Angels was on every night when I was a kid, forever.
	Next to the Bionic Woman and Wonder Woman, you're not breaking new ground.
	And maybe you've heard of the smash hit Charlie's Angels?
	You should have if you're making the movie.
	But the first Charlie's Angels wasn't woke.
	I mean, the only visible minority was Lucy Lou, but it was over the top.
	It was a parody of itself.
	It had a sense of humor, and it recognized that women don't beat the shit out of guys.
	So they made them into like ridiculous Batman superstars who jump off planes and kick guys off motorcycles.
	And it was funny and cool.
	And it was a, I think it made $700 million.
	So whenever these people complain, you don't like me because you're racist or you're sexist or you're transphobic, they have to assume that they're the first.
	Sorry, we had Lando Calarisian, we had Charlie's Angels, and then we had Charlie's Angels the movie.
	You're not new.
	Sorry, Ghostbusters.
	Female version.
	You sucked because you sucked.
	I wonder if Kristen Wigg gives a good blow job.
	That's why they call her Kristen Wig.
	I don't get it.
	Because you hold on to the wig while she blows you.
	That's the worst joke that's ever been on the show.
	No, it's true.
	This is in the streets.
	They say that.
	That doesn't make it any better.
	She's not wearing a wig, but that's what they call it.
	If she was black, you can make a wig joke, maybe.
	They call hair wigs.
	They're like, yo, now you're giving me a headache.
	Wig.
	Urban dictionary.
	Let's watch you slowly type away.
	I come from the streets.
	Wig.
	Okay, well, that's one term.
	Okay.
	See, your wig is gone.
	Yeah, it's talking about your hair.
	No, it's talking about your wig.
	Artificial hair or.
	Yeah, Ryan, you're wrong as per usual.
	Just, you know what?
	Write a post-it note that says, I'm wrong, and just stick that on your monitor so it's in your face at all times.
	Anyway, can we get back to the show, please, Detective Shitty?
	So let's see her acting.
	Let's see how awesome she is and why everyone who dislikes her must have some other agenda because it couldn't be the quality of her acting.
	And by the way, once again, one million characters.
	Oh, I guess this is a series, though, right?
	Yeah.
	So I'll forgive it because we have time to get to know everyone.
	But at least with The Mandalorian, which I watch with my eight-year-old, you watch him and you get to know him and his various adventures are just extraneous people.
	Her name.
	NPCs.
	Owen.
	Owen.
	Farmer, right?
	I can't hear it.
	Wife?
	Kids?
	My family's of no concern to you.
	It might be.
	You got a Jedi on that farm, too?
	No.
	Why should I believe you?
	I have no love for the Jedi.
	She's being Jedi.
	That stance.
	Aren't you in outer space?
	Yo, why should I believe you, bitch?
	I kill vermin on the mountain.
	I'm from Amazon.
	You know where that is?
	That's like seven moons from here, nigga.
	You protect your family.
	I like that, man.
	I'm not scared of you at all.
	It's important.
	You're five foot two.
	You think you could protect them from me?
	That whisper thing is also another hood thing.
	Tell me where the Jedi is, or this man and his family die.
	The Jedi are cowards.
	You know what's weird?
	I looked her up.
	That Asian dude with the pain on his face, he was in another movie with her.
	What are they, friends?
	Movie friends?
	He's the guy from Doctor Strange.
	Doctor Strange.
	They failed you.
	Abandoned you.
	There is no point in protecting them.
	They would not do the same for you.
	Yeah, she sucks.
	She's got a diminutive voice.
	The only way to play that character is like a psycho who seems like a nice girl, but is actually a murderer.
	But to be grabbing lapels and leaning into faces, it's not scary.
	Yeah, everyone hates you because you suck.
	There's a pattern there.
	Have we played this before, George Lucas, talking about how much he hates...
	I mean, Harrison Ford talking about how much he hates George Lucas?
	This interview is so funny, I think it might not be real.
	He says, well, here, go to the top.
	So, scroll down a little bit.
	Jeremy Kaplowitz from Hard Drive asks, go down a little bit more.
	And he says, in the original script for Return of the Jedi, Yoda's return or death were not included at all.
	According to all accounts, he's got all this questions.
	And Harris Avord goes, I don't know what a Yoda is.
	And then he says, what do you think is the perfect amount of diversity in the Star Wars franchise?
	I met one kid.
	He was nice.
	I think he said he was from Taiwan.
	He helped me set up the green screen in my house to film my part.
	Is this fake?
	Am I a moron?
	But go down a little bit more?
	This is my favorite part.
	How do you think the prequel movies compare to the sequel series?
	Does The Last Jedi really deserve the hate it gets?
	What about the rise of Skywalker?
	How do you feel about the backlash towards these films?
	I don't think I was in those.
	I was in something.
	I don't know.
	Every day of my life, I wish that I was never introduced to George Lucas.
	They gave me so much money, but I would have made it anyway.
	I was in a lot of stuff.
	I don't need this shit.
	And then he goes, if Han Solo were a real person, real life, who would be his celebrity crush?
	And then the guy Harrison Ford goes, it's like that thought experiment.
	A man comes to your house and explains that if you press a button, you will get millions of dollars, but someone you don't know will die.
	I press that button.
	I got my millions of dollars, but I didn't think I'd be the one who died.
	And now I'm in hell, aren't I?
	I don't care if that's real or not.
	It's still funny.
	Also, speaking of the blacks, 21 of them are quitting the White House, which makes you think, how many do they have?
	This isn't 21 of them quitting a Bruce Springsteen concert in New Jersey.
	How many staffers are in the White House?
	120?
	That sounds more than 15% of the population.
	At least 21 black staffers have left.
	This capital B is just so embarrassing with a capital E. Doesn't it look stupid?
	It looks like Black Sabbath.
	It looks like I'm about to read about a metal band.
	At least 21 black staffers have left the White House since last year or are planning to leave soon.
	Some of those who remain say it's no wonder why.
	They describe a work environment with little support from their superiors and fewer chances for promotion.
	Promotion?
	Biden's been in the White House for what, a year?
	Did you want to be president by now?
	See, this isn't a problem with black people.
	This is a problem with AA hires, affirmative action hires.
	This happened to Vice, actually.
	After I left, they thought, okay, let's get as woke as we can because that's where the money is.
	So they hired trans and gays, not based on their skills or anything, but based on maximum diversity.
	And I understand diversity hires being a pain in the cunt because that's what you hired them for.
	And the analogy I always use is, if I was brought into office, I became governor of New York, and it was the Scottish mustache community that paid for all my advertising and all my meats and did all the work, I would feel obligated.
	I would feel obligated to, like, if there was a Scottish event, to make sure that they got, you know, their parade permits and everything, because you got me here.
	So if affirmative action and trans rights and all this bullshit gets you somewhere, you feel beholden to it.
	So, like, Eric Adams, he was a nightmare when he was a transit cop.
	He was always bitching about racism, and he was part of, like, 100 black officers, and he spent a lot more time complaining and suing than he did actual police work.
	I think he was just a transit cop.
	So he gets into office, and what does he do?
	He just hires all blacks, because he was hired for being black.
	So he just hired some guy to, I don't know, to control crime.
	He hired his brother to fight racism.
	Black, blackety, black, black.
	Everyone's a black hire.
	All of them.
	He's turning the New York top brass into Soweto.
	They're going to be shooting the boar soon.
	Sometimes I wish Heather was a black hire.
	Check this out.
	This is crazy, man.
	Washington Bostra's back electrode capitalized white.
	Oh, well, at least it's equality.
	They capitalize the word black when used to identify the many groups that make up the African diaspora.
	So people are mad about that?
	How interesting.
	They're mad about equality.
	We made up a stupid rule.
	I don't want whites getting it, too.
	I want the purple lightsaber.
	I bet they pussy out and they stop capitalizing W, just like George Lucas giving them a purple lightsaber.
	See.
	But yeah, remember that?
	Vice got woke, and then all of a sudden they're not trans enough, and they're forming a union and all this shit.
	That's 5'4.
	Former employee Kyla Rube, who was a total rube, who worked for the company from 2014 to 2016, Long after I left, explained the misogyny might look different than you would have expected it in the 1950s, but it was still there.
	It was still ingrained.
	This was a wake-up call.
	You know, if you talk to any woman who worked with us back in those days, minus one exception that's sticking out of my head, but definitely when it comes to me and everyone else there, except for one guy and one incident or one series of incidents, they'll say,
	it was the funnest place I ever worked.
	Like, there was no fucking of the interns or, you know, it just wasn't that kind of culture.
	It was based on punk culture, which was about the scene.
	And then they invited all the trans.
	So the irony is, when all the trans and it became super woke and politically correct and sexism was banned, that's what everyone complained about sexism.
	And then when it wasn't, wait, that's not irony.
	No one was complaining when it wasn't.
	Anyway, I guess in this...
	Yeah, the more woke it got, the more people complained.
	That's what I'm trying to get at.
	This has been a lot of recording.
	I'm stripping down here like strip poker.
	If you want to see what affirmative action is doing to the military, you may want to check out how people talk to their superiors when they are disciplined.
	This is...
	Like, she's never been disciplined before.
	She doesn't understand that there's certain places you don't go in the military.
	Look, she's spitting.
	Y'all don't know shit.
	Do you want that in a war zone?
	And when you're told we have to go over the hill and fight Fallujah, fighting Fallujah.
	And one of the officers goes, fuck off y'all.
	Get out of my air!
	Get out of my air!
	Complete meltdown.
	God, I hope she's fired.
	That's literally will put men's lives in danger.
	And then, of course, we talked about this, that Nazis are cool in Ukraine.
	If you criticize, no, we already covered that.
	If you 5-8, if you criticize the Nazis and you say, hey, I noticed we're supposed to love Ukraine and everything, but you told me before the war that Nazis were bad.
	Yeah.
	Well, all of these guys, or not all of them, but a major contingent of the Azov Battalion, they're all fucking Nazis.
	Like they wear the swastikas.
	They have swastika tattoos.
	Yeah, so, well, that's bad, isn't it?
	Oh, so you're exploiting their swastikas.
	What?
	Go down.
	Azov Battalion drops neo-Nazi symbol exploited by Russian propagandists.
	Can you imagine if the logo for censored TV was a swastika and we ended up removing it after the left exploited it to make us look bad?
	Okay, fine.
	I'll get rid of my swastika if you'll shut up.
	God.
	You wear one swastika and you're the bad guy.
	Wait, go back.
	What are they saying about Taylor Lorenz?
	We already covered this, right?
	In part one.
	She lied about the YouTubers.
	Yeah, we already read that.
	Damn.
	That's not flattering at all.
	All right, let's jump over to the Proud Boys.
	Stand back.
	Stand by.
	Not Proud Boys.
	Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
	Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
	You got it, not militia.
	Stand back.
	Stand by.
	Stand by.
	Stand by.
	Can you believe the man who said Antifa is an idea on a global stage later became the fucking president?
	That bullshit juvenile rhetoric?
	He probably breaks for queiffs.
	Playboy the Beast, our favorite proud boy rapper.
	Nope.
	We've already discussed that.
	This is 5'9.
	Gave us a shout-out.
	Well, when I say us, I mean, of course, the G-Dog, the only person that matters in the whole world.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	This guy gets a lot of views.
	It's a big flag with the exact same arms.
	I'll be riding with that 45 trunk and the handgun.
	Step back and stand potter with the motherfucking hand.
	But now it's time to ride all these comments.
	We gotta get active.
	If I said it, I'm minute.
	My statements won't be protracted.
	Demons coming for my freedom.
	You gon' get a reaction.
	Exercise my second of the time.
	Go to 356.
	That's the important part.
	This is only 348.
	Oh, maybe it's a different one.
	Oh, yeah.
	Was that 5'9?
	Uh, yeah.
	Now we're now looking at 6-0.
	Maybe 6-0?
	A convicted child rapist called Joseph.
	Oh, yeah, this is the one.
	Wait, Play the beginning?
	Oh no, there's no pictures in this, right?
	Yeah, go to 356.
	I think he has a Proud Boys head tattoo.
	Go to 6-1?
	That's commitment.
	Unfortunately, we probably made that song about Rittenhouse before he threw us under the bus.
	Yeah, not a good luck on you, Rittenhouse.
	Yeah, Hispanic white supremacists, according to the radical left.
	This thing went mad viral.
	It's crazy how Proud Boys are still all over the news.
	And it would make it weird to because one of the reasons it's such a viral subject is the left and the media are desperate for white supremacists.
	But the Proud Boys are not white supremacists.
	But they've just decided, well, I'm going with this.
	Like there's Patriot Front.
	There's that Workers Party World, whatever they're called.
	Family guys.
	There are white supremacist groups.
	Adam Woffen, you could focus on, but they never do.
	They'd rather just put all their eggs in the multiracial white supremacist basket, which seems like a weird basket to put all your eggs in.
	There's a lot of holes in that basket.
	Your eggs are going to break.
	Because it's multicultural?
	What?
	Because it's a multicultural basket?
	Is that what you're saying?
	That a basket that's not multicultural would perfectly holster the eggs without breakage?
	No, an all-white basket.
	The Prowboys are not multicultural.
	There's one culture, that's the West.
	Even the Japanese chapters are pro-West.
	That's pretty rad.
	Prowboys denied entry after being told nothing with PB or QAnon symbols will be allowed in.
	Trump campaign gave us VIP tickets.
	That guy, Ron Filipowski, by the way, is such a fucking saddie.
	He's sort of like that other dude, the novelist, and then the other guy with the beard.
	Like, just absolute beta dwarf geeks whose lives are Twitter.
	And they treat it really like it's their thing.
	Like, it's their number.
	They don't have a website.
	This is them.
	It's a Twitter presence.
	If they were ever to get banned, oh my God, that would be the apocalypse.
	The kind of guys who wear sandals because it's hot out.
	Q Annon?
	How not familiar with these groups is he?
	Trump events.
	I'm telling you right now, any sort of Proud Boys is a QA.
	We weren't invited to be here.
	Why do I have to walk?
	Why do the Proud Boys have to walk?
	You're kidding me, right?
	Because the Trump campaign gave us VIP tickets.
	This is really happening.
	Okay, okay.
	So, can I ask why Proud Boys aren't allowed here?
	It's the logo with the shirts.
	And it'll make them shirts.
	Is there a reason why Proud Boys aren't allowed here?
	Sounds like he's got a bit of a buzz going.
	A little bit.
	But the actual campaign themselves gave us VIP tickets.
	So why is...
	That's enough of that.
	He got a reason.
	It's a stupid reason, but whatever.
	This is a big article going on.
	Alan Froyer is still stalking the Proud Boys.
	It's still his job.
	So many people's job is monitoring other people, not creating their own shit, not contributing to society, but reporting on others who contribute to society and do stuff.
	Like imagine you weren't in the Hells Angels, and all you did was follow the Hells Angels around and report on the various rallies they had and shit they went to.
	Wouldn't that be pathetic?
	Anyway, how the Prowboys gripped the Miami-Dade Republican Party.
	It was once Jeb Bush's base of power.
	I like how they say that like it's a good thing.
	You know when a Republican is admired by the left, he's not a good guy to go near.
	I remember, too, when Ted Cruz first announced his presidency, liberals were saying, look, I don't mind a lot of Republicans like Jeb Bush.
	I'd love it if you voted for Jeb Bush.
	I'm like, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
	I don't like that you like him.
	And then he turned out to be low energy.
	Please clap Jeb, and you realize why they liked him.
	So this article is all about how the Republican Party in Miami used to have the likes of Jeb Bush.
	And now it's got these damn proud boys.
	It is a press release for Proud Boys.
	It makes us sound really cool.
	At the iconic Fountain Bleu Hotel in Miami Beach, just after Governor Rones of Florida rallied donors and activists to their feet during a well-attended April fundraiser for the Republican Party of Miami County, a scuffle broke out by the Valet parking station.
	Several men in suits and a woman in a cocktail dress tussled over who should and should not have been allowed at the $250 a plate dinner.
	Some alerted the police.
	The next day, a woman who had been escorted out of the dinner renewed a request for a restaining order against one of the men involved in the dispute, writing in her court petition that he was part of a far-right-wing extremist cult.
	She was referring, of course, to the Proud Boys, a far-right nationalist group that was at the forefront of the riot.
	At the forefront of the riot?
	Uh-oh.
	Sounds like someone needs a legal letter.
	At least he's learned to stop saying white supremacist.
	That's pretty flattering.
	Far-right nationalist.
	What's far-right, Alan?
	The man was one of at least Half a dozen current and former Prowboys who have secured seats on the Miami-Dade Republican Executive Committee seeking to influence local politics from the inside.
	The ranks include adherents who face criminal charges for participating in the Capitol attack.
	Gilbert Fontecoba has been charged with obstructing Congress.
	Gabriel Garcia, a former Army captain, who says he has left the group, has been charged with interfering with law enforcement officers during the civil disorder of Jen.
	Like, is this supposed to be negative?
	And you're also, you're trying to get Floridians away from Proud Boys.
	Floridians hate you, New York Times.
	Everyone in Florida hates Alan Froyer and his fucking nerdy big city friends.
	He doesn't have any friends, big city fellow colleagues at the New York Times.
	These guys are so naive at the times.
	They think that they can influence Florida politics when Floridians hate the entire Northeast.
	The concerted effort by the Prow Boys to join the leadership of the party, and in some cases run for local office, has destabilized and dramatically reshaped the Miami-Dade Republican Party that former Jeb Bush and others built into a powerhouse nearly four decades ago.
	40 years ago, Jeb Bush?
	Yeah.
	This sounds like someone is injecting new blood into a party that's in a state that is defining the American experience.
	Everyone is jealous of Florida right now.
	I love how they say that it's a good thing, transforming it from an archetype of the straight lace establishment.
	Yeah, that sounds great.
	40 years ago, Jeb Bush.
	Wow, fantastic.
	40 years ago, 19 fucking 80?
	Antifa is on board with this, of course.
	They're very excited.
	I don't understand the allegation here.
	Like, Proud Boys are getting so powerful, they're taking over the Miami Republican Party.
	That's something I would say to make the left mad.
	Today we reveal the depth of far-right extremism inside the Miami-day GOP, including seven Proud Boys, numerous associates serving on their executive committee.
	Whoa, Miami against fascism.
	Yeah, I bet there's a lot of people in Miami who are really worried about fascism.
	These are fucking Cubans.
	You want to tell Cubans that right-wingers are fascists and socialists are going to save them?
	Why don't you tell a rape victim that vaginas are evil and cocks are going to save them?
	How stupid are you, Miami anti-fascist?
	Almost everyone in Miami escaped fascism.
	They love Proud Boys because Proud Boys have the balls to fight you, Antifa.
	And in that sense, you're the ones who empowered Proud Boys in Florida.
	Thank you.
	All right, that brings us to Antifa.
	I love their mascots, by the way.
	Dexter.
	Just like a weird creep fag.
	He's a murderer.
	Yeah.
	A murderous homo.
	Well, they like that.
	They like to portray themselves as Maria Blues.
	Okay.
	You're fucking a white man!
	You've never experienced that like a hero by your body.
	You have a beater in life!
	Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers.
	Fuck you, Dad.
	Those that work forces.
	Along with our man on the street theme of today's show, we have an Antifa gentleman who's decided that we need more laws in this country.
	He doesn't like that you can't drink till you're 21.
	So instead of pushing for the drinking age to go down to the driving age of 16, he wants more things to go up to 21.
	This is an anarchist arguing for more laws.
	Seems reasonable.
	Definitely, there's a lot of white supremacists here with all the whistle.
	Really?
	Oh, yeah, there's a lot of white supremacists here.
	I mean, I just had an interaction with the white supremacists earlier today.
	What was he saying?
	Well, he came, he was at an abortion protest, and I went and interacted because I wanted to make sure he didn't counter with, or he didn't interact with the pro-abortion protests.
	Well, I went, and he got arrested for touching the girl, and he has like all this Trump stuff on.
	So I went to ask him, it was like how is jail or whatever, because he talked about he was going to shoot me because I'm Antifa.
	He recognized him from something before.
	Yes.
	And he threatened to shoot me again.
	Yeah.
	How is that white supremacy?
	You see you have the Antifa flag in the shirt or whatever.
	It's a bit perplexing to me because I've seen a lot of like Antifa, I don't know, members, it's a weird thing to say.
	But like in other states, they carry rifles themselves, things like AR-15s, for example.
	Do you think like what they do with those rifles?
	Like is that good?
	Is that bad?
	Should they have the ability to do that?
	Like what is your position on all this?
	So honestly, I understand.
	Pause.
	What the fuck is with his accent?
	I can understand how we could...
	I don't know.
	He's definitely...
	Abortion is abortion.
	Abortion.
	I don't want to make fun of a speech impediment.
	Or is this a region of the country I've never heard of?
	Some Louisiana fucking bayou shit?
	Either gay or slow.
	Because, like, when he does this.
	He's like, man, they're all low T, no offense.
	None taken.
	Medium T right here, buddy.
	Medium low?
	No, medium high, actually.
	What?
	It went up?
	Probably.
	What?
	Probably.
	Hmm.
	Interesting comeback.
	Hey, don't you have low T?
	Probably not.
	It probably changed since I tested it at a lab.
	It's high as hell.
	Touche.
	Bring guns now because the Proud Boys, we were peacefully protesting, walked around with ARs wishing somebody would do something to them.
	And the Black Panthers, they brought guns to the Jason Walker protest a few months ago.
	They've done a lot historically.
	It's part of their history.
	When they're there, when other people have guns, the Proud Boys don't do anything because they go.
	When we were protesting in 2020, they were hitting us, pushing us back because we weren't armed.
	So I'm pro-gun.
	I don't believe an 18-year-old should be having an AR.
	What do you think the age should be?
	I'm 21.
	And it should be where you go.
	That's like being pro-choice and saying, I don't think women should have third-term abortions, but I think it should be not 21 weeks, but 27 weeks.
	Okay.
	Like, is that really what we're arguing about?
	Those three years?
	What magic happens in those three years?
	18, 19, 20, 21.
	Four years.
	Really?
	Okay, fine.
	If that was actually true and he was speaking the truth and that was going to be the end of the gun debate, I'd be open to considering it.
	That's a reasonable and formidable point to make instead of disarming the entire country.
	No, my point, Ryan, is that it's not formidable.
	It's only four years.
	Why are they focusing on that?
	No, but that would be good if that's where we were at.
	But right now they're trying to completely de-gun the world.
	I wish they were.
	It's like the bump stock thing.
	It's just a randomly chosen detail that sounds reasonable at first glance.
	Okay, bump stocks.
	Are they turning everything into Uzis?
	I guess we should get rid of those.
	And a lot of right-wingers fall for it.
	Post-millennial is all about raising the age to 21.
	But it's just a bullshit made-up little one to get the ball rolling.
	All through this training or whatever, instead of, because that kid, the 18-year-old in Yavaldi, two days after he turned 18, went and grabbed guns, ARs.
	Obviously, people, like 18 is considered the age of majority.
	That's when you're able to vote.
	That's when you're able to, you know, be drafted into the military.
	Down, everything down.
	Other than that, like 17 or whatever.
	But if people can go and die for their country, if they have the ability to vote and make decisions, and we can trust them with that, why shouldn't they be able to, for example, to buy a firearm?
	There's 18-year-olds in the military, but they can't use a firearm.
	Are they allowed to use it?
	Yeah.
	Weird.
	What do they get baseball bats?
	Anyway.
	Well, here are the answer to this, but this kid is fucking idiotic.
	They separate from their parents.
	They're not like, nobody's responsible for them at that point, and they have to be someone responsible for themselves.
	Why shouldn't they be able to own a firearm?
	Well, when you're in the military, you're held to a high standard.
	You have people always watching you.
	You're supposed to work.
	So you can get in huge trouble.
	I'm 19.
	I'm not in the military.
	I will never fight for a country that likes to build a war.
	But I'm able to walk around freely.
	I'm able to do whatever I want.
	But when you're in the military, you are very restricted on what you can and can't do.
	For example, you can't go out and be protesting for BLM if you're part of the military.
	I think in uniform, you're not allowed to do that.
	Yeah, in uniform, my fault.
	Yeah, in uniform.
	And then sadly, not a lot on Antifa today.
	But what are you doing?
	It's the Fag Zone cam.
	Okay.
	6'7.
	Rad Zone.
	Batman, who we spent 45 minutes on last week, he is Antifa.
	Whoa.
	Because the people who write comics are fat neckbeards who hate jocks because it made them feel bad in high school and junior high and even grade school.
	And what are comics for?
	They're for fucking losers to feel like tough guys.
	So it's strange because you're reading about this tough guy who's a successful entrepreneur, but he's writing like a fat guy who's never had a real job.
	Batman Flees Antifa and Black Lives Matter style riots in New Comic, claiming, these places all have insurance.
	It's not my job to protect their profit margins.
	Which someone who talks like that doesn't understand how the market works.
	Insurance money comes from you.
	It's not free.
	It's like the electric cars that magically just get their energy.
	Insurance companies don't magically get their money.
	Their premiums go up.
	Everything goes up.
	And I forget the exact statistic, but something like 30 to 40% of these businesses don't have insurance.
	Only the big corporations do.
	This is written so shitty.
	Like just that one line, last time it was this bad was with that damn fear gas in the water supply.
	Like fans writing Batman stuff, they're like, remember that one time that Batman did that?
	I'm going to reference that.
	Only so much I can do to prioritize.
	Hunt the big fish, protect the little fish.
	Oh my God.
	These places all have insurance.
	Not my job.
	In my father's day, the American dream used to mean something.
	An honest wage for an honest work.
	Food on the table.
	Liberty and justice for all.
	Now it's an illusion.
	A carrot on a stick.
	Attainable by a few dangled just out of our reach for everyone else.
	You're a fucking billionaire, dude.
	You're talking about the rich?
	Isn't he rich?
	Bigger TV, a faster car, shiny objects to keep the masses distracted while the world around them burns.
	You're letting them burn the world.
	Yeah, what?
	You fucking idiot.
	Batman's got to check in on Bruce Wayne at some point.
	You want to blame them for grabbing the carrot when the lights go out?
	Go ahead.
	It's funny because he's defending blacks in the writing, but the artist is too scared to make anyone black.
	So it's all whites.
	So it's a diatribe to defend black looters, and the pictures are white looters.
	But don't look to me to stop them.
	That's not why I do this.
	It was, you dummy.
	All right.
	Moving right along here in the world's longest Friday episode ever.
	We've gone from zero to a million.
	It's my pet Biden.
	That's true.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	On him I can depend.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	A monster of a president.
	He's big and blue and sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	You know, the clarinet is remarkably muted in that intro.
	You can barely hear the doodly-doodly-do.
	Something we should look into in future episodes.
	We have a guest in My Pet Biden.
	We have his press secretary who is clearly the most incompetent.
	There's an affirmative action thread running through today's episodes, and she's the personification of the problem with affirmative action.
	To preview, there's nothing for me to just lay out for you at this time.
	I don't have a trip to announce.
	I just don't have one at this time.
	I don't have the timeline on that.
	I cannot speak to their time.
	I don't have anything to preview at this time.
	I have not spoken to the president.
	I have not spoken to the president.
	I did not actually hear what the president said.
	I have to go back.
	Talk to the president.
	No easy questions today.
	I don't have a list.
	I don't have anything new to share.
	I don't have a policy update on that.
	I don't have anything to preview on his schedule.
	I just don't have anything to share with you on his schedule.
	I don't have anything more to share.
	I don't have any more to share on that.
	I do not know if that position has changed.
	I just don't have an update on that.
	I mean, the president has multiple issues, crises at the moment.
	Can you imagine Sarah Huckabee Saunders talking like that?
	Or the blonde chick?
	What was her name?
	The Scottish blonde.
	McAninny.
	Caitlin McAninny.
	Yeah.
	Tell her.
	I don't know what to do.
	She is in over her head.
	And this guy's in over his head, too.
	It's the in over our heads administration.
	And the left, I just, I got to say, every time I see a Biden bumper sticker, I'm just like on my motorcycle.
	If you see me, my helmet's going like this.
	I'm not mad.
	I'm just, I'm shocked.
	I'm in awe.
	Okay, here's an interesting clip where Joe Biden claims that all of this talk about the Second Amendment is actually about vilifying gum owners.
	He hates gum owners because he did spend a lot of time in Delaware.
	He's also originally from Singapore, and gum is illegal there.
	So here we have Joe Biden admitting that he's vilifying gum owners.
	For so many of you at home, I want to be very clear.
	This is not about taking away anyone's guns.
	It's not about vilifying gun owners.
	In fact, we believe we should be treating responsible gun owners as an example of how every gun owner should behave.
	Hey, Ryan.
	I respect.
	Could you edit that so it says it's about vilifying gum owners?
	Probably.
	I bet it would sound fine.
	Yeah.
	I don't think he stepped on any of his own typos there.
	Here he is being equally articulate about all the pieces on the board that are moving.
	Which sounds cool.
	Should we, you know what we should do?
	We should save these notes and sell them as merch at the show in Orlando.
	Oh, that's a good idea.
	I just threw away.
	All the pieces of the board are moving.
	All the pieces of the board are moving.
	Both in terms of the relationships among and between nations, as well as the pieces of what employment future people have.
	Wait, the pieces that are what future employment people should have.
	That's a doozy.
	The relationships among and between nations, as well as the pieces of our what employment future we people have.
	All the pieces on the board are moving.
	I got to hear that second part.
	Both in terms of the relationships among and between nations as well as the pieces of our what employment future we people have.
	The pieces of what in terms of the future as well as the pieces of our what employment future we people have.
	The pieces of what employment future people should have.
	Is that it?
	The pieces of what employment future we people have.
	Future people have.
	Dude, that's almost t-shirt worthy.
	Both in terms of the theory.
	The pieces of what employment future people have.
	That's the good slogan for a corporation.
	Welcome back to Network Pro.
	We are the pieces of what employment future people have.
	Are you a future person?
	Here he is trying to say contaminated formula.
	Contaminated marmula, man.
	Come on.
	As well as all the pieces of important movie, the pieces of different nations working together and also the pieces of what employment future people have.
	If I was a bartender and someone spoke like that, I'd say, I got to have your keys.
	You're not driving.
	No, we're not.
	You can have a water.
	You can have a Coca-Cola.
	I'm going to melt your keys.
	It's inebriation.
	I'm going to temporarily.
	I'm going to swallow your keys.
	Immediate action to stop contempt.
	We needed to take immediate action to stop contamination.
	Contaminated formula.
	You are taking plenty of comedic action.
	Action.
	I just fucked it up.
	Action.
	We need to take immediate action to stop contempt.
	We needed to take immediate action to stop contaminated formula.
	What's the deal with formula?
	Try again, 70.
	Tamination of formula.
	Your baby formula is due to the closure back in February of one of Abbott's infant formula plants.
	We need to take immediate action to stop contamination.
	We needed to take immediate action to stop contaminated formula from hitting store shelves and putting in American colours.
	About contaminated formula.
	Branula.
	Nice one.
	Thanks.
	We've discussed this at infinitum, right?
	I just want to make sure.
	Sussman case, Sussman was pardoned.
	He did everything that they accused Roger Stone of.
	Much worse, actually.
	And Roger Stone didn't do close to what they accused him of.
	Durham did not push for the recusal of Judge Chris Cooper in Sussman case, despite Cooper being professional Friends with Sussman.
	Cooper's wife represented former FBI lawyer Lisa Page.
	Cooper and his wife were married by Merrick Garland, the DA, and Cooper was appointed by Obama.
	Next.
	Sussman's jury pool is made up of three Clinton donors, an AOC donor, a woman whose daughter is on the same sports team as Sussman's daughter.
	How is this allowed?
	It is mad sus.
	Suss, man.
	But yes, he's pardoned.
	Just for the record, we got to get that out.
	72.
	And again, Roger Stone did 1-100th of what he did.
	And if it wasn't for Trump, Roger Stone would be dead.
	Yes, we have covered this.
	And then finally, just in case you're not familiar, Hunter Biden was on Pornhub, if anyone wants to check it out.
	Hunter's search history reveals his obsession with porn and sex fantasies, including 18 years old, lonely widow, and Milf.
	Oh my God, wait a minute.
	He fucked his brother's wife after his brother died.
	She was a lonely widow.
	What a fucking pig.
	And MILF crack cocaine porn.
	He uploaded his own amateur videos and texted Pornhub link to phone.
	Listen to his contacts.
	Okay, let's do an NSFW morning.
	Let's go to Pornhub now.
	I understand it's all stepsisters, stepmothers, families.
	It's all incest now, pornography.
	And see if you can find...
	They don't allow crack cocaine pornography, do they?
	I'm not sure.
	Look up MILF Crack Cocaine.
	Hunter laptop.
	Oh, look up Hunter.
	Maybe we can watch Hunter have sex.
	These seem to all be parodies.
	I'm not interested in parodies.
	Let me look up crack cocaine.
	Crack cocaine porn?
	That would be like a porn where a girl's injecting heroin.
	Two crack whores compete for cock sucking miserable young hooker.
	Yeah, there's stuff.
	There's crackhead stuff.
	Okay.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm not an expert.
	Let's see the beginning of the crackhead whores compete for blah, blah, blah.
	Don't show them sucking dicks, but.
	I don't think there's much fluff to this.
	Not a lot of acting at the beginning?
	You ever heard of inverted nipples?
	No.
	Okay, well, I'm going to show you something.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay, that's enough one.
	Sorry, Hope.
	There was no kids at home.
	They don't really mess around.
	Don't get mad at me.
	Get mad at the President of the United States and get mad at the people who elected him because his brother's a porn star.
	His son.
	Sorry, his son is a porn star, so he inevitably ends up on our newsfeed.
	Sorry.
	And apparently he texted it to his dad.
	Oh, yeah, that's one of the weirdest parts.
	That makes me really scared.
	Dude, I feel really bad for Joe Biden.
	I'm probably alone in that.
	But I think he's too old and senile to be sinister.
	He was probably sinister and shitty.
	Okay, but he stopped.
	He's a shitty.
	No, remember the sniffing.
	He's serious.
	Well, yeah, he's a creep.
	He's lost his mind.
	There's plenty of things that you could be like, you're gross.
	But, I mean, his son is just an embarrassment.
	He's lucky that the media doesn't do their job.
	He's leading the free world.
	He's not leading anything.
	I don't think he's desperate.
	He's being led by the free world.
	Remember in that diary the girl talked about inappropriate showers with my father?
	Her father was Joe Biden.
	And then we have, your son's not supposed to send you sex videos.
	That's supposed to be your worst nightmare.
	You're supposed to go, oh my fucking God, I just sent my dad that sex video we made.
	You're not supposed to be like, dad, check it out.
	Unless there's a history of incest going on there.
	So that might be something that slowly unfolds.
	That might be the new Alex Jones route we take, where we put all this together and we see a pattern of literally familial sexual molestation.
	Wasn't old Joe Biden based before?
	Put Lonely Widow in.
	Well, he was based in that he threw everyone in jail, as did Kamala Harris.
	Yeah.
	But is Lonely Widow a genre?
	Did you see, I'm going to look it up, but did you see the one of Hunter Biden just farting?
	He was just sitting there like this and he was going...
	And he leans back and he just goes, looking hilarious.
	Well, crack really increases your metabolism.
	Lonely Widow.
	The pieces of what employment future people have.
	Yeah, there's Lonely Widow, but they seem to be role play.
	So what is she like crying at a funeral or something?
	Is there any fluff at the beginning we can watch?
	Let's see.
	Mature Lonely Widow dies.
	NSFW, NSFW.
	Four, three, two, one.
	Play the interactive family porn games today.
	Wow.
	Play the interactive family porn game.
	Wow.
	How did this become the big thing?
	Well, since Satan took over, you know, the world.
	Finally, I can watch videos of me banging my sister.
	There's no fluff with that one.
	Let's see a different one.
	Well, then why title it?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, wait, yeah.
	Where's the action?
	What's Lonely Widow about it if you just divert?
	Oh, there's Black Widow, like Scarlett Johansson's character.
	No, okay, stop, stop.
	All right, let's get to some feminism.
	Speaking of women in porn, it's probably empowering to be in porn now.
	It was considered sad when I was a feminist in 1988.
	Who here identifies as a feminist?
	We are the storm, the very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
	You said I was too pretty to fight.
	That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.
	I'd love to change the world, but I don't know what to do.
	Ladies, whew.
	This is like the marathon.
	Okay, remember in 1975, remember, this is link 75, I'm jumping ahead here, where an incredibly hot Jewish woman dressed In an incredibly sexy outfit, and walked around New York City and noticed that she was cat-called.
	She put in as many white people as she could.
	But here in New York, cat-calling is a way blacks and Hispanics say good morning.
	What happens when you say good morning to a woman?
	Moisture.
	What?
	No, she says, thank you.
	Good morning to you.
	So I've seen New Yorkers born and raised get cat called by blacks and Porters.
	And they don't say stuff like, I wish I was your bicycle seat or take, I want you to piss on my face while I jerk off.
	They always say like, you so beautiful, honey.
	Look at you.
	Damn.
	Look at this girl.
	Can I get a date with, what does a nigga got to do to get a date?
	And they always go, maybe one day, I don't know.
	Okay.
	They do that with old women, too, that are not hot.
	That's the only way they know how to interact with women.
	They'll be like, they'll be like, how you doing, beautiful?
	Oh, I'm going to come back for you, blah, blah, blah.
	And she's having fun, and they know they're not going to fuck.
	Yeah, they know.
	It's not real.
	It's just like a guy saying, in another world, it'd be cool if we were together.
	That's what all men think about all women.
	I was thinking about fucking Gonzalez there earlier on in the show, Hernandez.
	So it's just a normal thing.
	And white people are like, this is evil, and they hide it.
	But blacks and Hispanics go, all right, this is in my mouth.
	I'm not going to be degrading, but I'm going to be like, yo, you so fine.
	Look at you.
	They love it.
	And this white woman doesn't, just like I said earlier with the blacks putting on sunscreen, this white woman doesn't get the culture because though she loves New York City and she likes having a bag, a tote bag that says Brooklyn.
	And a shirt that says Wu-Tang Forever.
	And defend Brooklyn.
	And though she loves all that, she doesn't actually fraternize with anyone from New York.
	She's with all the other transplants.
	You know, in Manhattan, they fought back against the masks a lot and would have secret meetups and they even called them bug-sharing parties.
	And in Brooklyn, they were adamant about the masks.
	And there's been this whole sort of division in the sort of hipster community or the artsy-fartsy community where the Brooklynites are still COVID and everything is racist.
	And the Manhattanites are like, yeah, I'm more...
	What is this alt-right?
	Like, who's Lucian Wintrich?
	He kind of personifies the Manhattanites being more dangerous.
	And they don't see, you know, you and me as satanic.
	If I'm in Brooklyn, I get called a piece of shit.
	If I'm in Manhattan, I get a little like, hmm.
	And I was sitting down at Grand Central the other day at the oyster bar.
	And the bartender says to me, look, it's very, we're talking about all the crime we're seeing.
	He goes, look, it's very simple.
	There's no future for this city unless you can identify and acknowledge that there's a problem with black crime.
	And there's a woman next to me.
	And I went, okay.
	And the woman next to me was laughing at our jokes and stuff and amused.
	And she goes, I was born and raised in New York.
	So I remember what it was like with Dinkins.
	And we're getting back there.
	She was one of us.
	But she was probably liberal.
	But liberals born and raised in Manhattan have got this edge.
	And after she left, she goes, I wish I could stay.
	This is fascinating.
	But I live in Connecticut now.
	She gets the train.
	And I go, that was Ballsey, the black crime line.
	And he goes, I had been feeling her out and I could tell.
	You know, he goes, guys like you and I, we can tell how far we can push things.
	He's wrong.
	I can't tell.
	I always push it over the edge.
	But yeah, there was a good vibe there.
	So this video is sort of like the problem with the Midwestern Brooklyn transplants who come to New York to get the cool beastie boys vibe.
	We're all friends on the subway, like that dumb song says.
	And actual Manhattanites.
	And by the way, last thing I'll say on cat calling.
	The only thing a woman hates more than cat calling is the day it stops.
	Oh, she's the perfect kind of girl next door six.
	All right.
	Jeans and yeah.
	Jeans.
	Hey, what's up, girl?
	How you doing?
	Somebody's acknowledging you, baby.
	Wait, zoom out.
	God bless you.
	That must be hell.
	Oh, my God.
	Have a nice evening?
	By the way, did you notice the white guys were a lot nicer?
	They're like, have a nice evening.
	Hello.
	The black guys are like, damn.
	But no one has been disrespectful so far.
	Smile, I guess, was the worst one.
	Okay, so that's creepy, but you walk around a shithole like New York City for 10 hours, you're going to get a creep.
	And he's not the race you wanted him to be, is it?
	So he gave up.
	That's old school.
	You don't want to talk?
	Because I'm ugly, huh?
	No?
	No.
	What's up, man?
	How you doing?
	What a living hell it must be being a woman.
	100 instances of verbal street harassment.
	Anyway, so that was a big deal a while ago, but I saw this come out recently.
	That was like seven years ago.
	And this chick just came out with a brilliant idea for a parody using all plants, which we're in the era of fucking Bruno.
	That's his name, right?
	Who's the sexy time?
	Ali G. Bruno Borat.
	Borat.
	I meant to say Borat.
	So if you're going to do a parody, like do it real.
	Have some balls.
	But this girl, to me, totally sums up the female comic New York City scene.
	Girls that aren't funny at all, but they want to be edgy and they just don't have the sprinkles.
	Sorry.
	And they come up with this idea to do a parody about something that's a million years old, and it's such a shitty version.
	And nothing against this girl.
	Just don't choose comedy.
	I might as well make a basketball parody video where I'm all over the court.
	You suck at jokes.
	This concept is stale.
	And the execution is so alarmingly bad.
	Bad, it's in my feminism section.
	Oh, non-silent is the twist.
	Oh, boy, she's hello good looking.
	Wow.
	Thank you.
	Oh, my gosh, you know, you just are so welcome.
	Have a good one.
	Those seem kind of real.
	Oh, that's the best part.
	Say something funny.
	Really?
	Darlene, that's such a shitty fake name.
	No one's named Darlene.
	That's her friend.
	Come on, what?
	Is it because I'm ugly?
	Huh?
	Is it because I'm ugly?
	Yeah, um, it is.
	You'll find someone, though.
	You will.
	Look at the way she walks, all tough.
	Can you call me mother?
	Because that kind of makes me really hot.
	Do you have mommy?
	Look how awkward she is.
	Great audio.
	What's with this guy's stomach?
	Is that a sweatshirt?
	Is he pregnant with the sweatshirt?
	What a brutal parody.
	No, I know what you're doing.
	I'm like kind of into it.
	You already did that joke.
	Yeah, it's just that I'm not particularly into the fat guy.
	So like...
	It's okay, I have a bag in my shirt.
	I'll just take the bag out of my shirt.
	I'm not a fat guy anymore.
	Okay, you know what?
	You're fat.
	You know what?
	Payoff on a day and keep the doctor away, buddy.
	You're fat.
	What?
	Yo, girl, nice ass.
	Please give me one joke.
	I go to the gym, so I, you know.
	Is that true?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You want to get married?
	Yes.
	I know.
	I got it.
	Huh?
	Wow.
	Anyway, I don't know why I wasted so much time with that.
	Another good news, women are being raped in the metaverse.
	How is it rape?
	This is like Tyler the Creator.
	What is online bullying?
	Just turn your fucking phone off.
	Disturbing reports of sexual assaults in the metaverse.
	Don't they have no lower half?
	What do you molest?
	I guess they're tits?
	It's a free show.
	Disturbing accounts of women being sexually assaulted and harassed in the metaverse are racking up.
	I'm glad about this, quite truthfully, because I hate the whole concept of the metaverse.
	I hate our addiction to screens.
	I'm addicted to my screen.
	My kids are addicted.
	You know, the other night, my wife's watching TV in her bed on her laptop.
	My daughter's in her bed watching TV on her laptop.
	My son's in his bed watching TV on his laptop.
	My other boy is playing VR.
	He's playing some fucking, I don't know, gorilla tag game.
	And then I'm in the living room watching TV by myself.
	Five different experiences.
	When I was a kid, we would all get together and watch some shitty awards show, but we'd make fun of it and stuff and get to know each other.
	My mother would make fun of a dress or something.
	I don't know.
	We bonded on it.
	Now it's like prison.
	It's like we're all under house arrest and we're not allowed to talk to each other.
	It's not healthy.
	And what's Facebook's reaction to that?
	Let's get more isolated.
	Don't talk to your friends.
	Don't talk to your family.
	Go talk to someone else that you'll never meet again in another country.
	No, that's the Tower of Babel.
	It's got to come down.
	So the fact that men, incels, weirdo neckbeards, are finally getting to meet girls and the first thing to do is grab their asses because they watch so much porn.
	Good.
	Let's end the metaverse.
	But what's the opening paragraph say?
	Disturbing accounts of women being sexually assaulted and harassed.
	21 said she was raped.
	How are you raped?
	A nonprofit advocacy organization, online community, that campaigns to hold corporations accountable for infractions.
	Report titled Metaverse, Another Cesspool of Toxic Content.
	Yeah, toxic content, you could argue, but rape?
	She was virtually gang raped.
	Okay, click on that virtually gang raped.
	What are the physics of this?
	I don't understand.
	Mother opens up about being virtually gang raped in the metaverse.
	A mother?
	Can we see it?
	Is this NSFW, this virtual gang rape?
	She was groped in the virtual reality late last year.
	I thought you were gang raped.
	Now you were groped?
	Look at her standing there like she's Joan of Arc.
	I was verbally and sexually harassed.
	Wait, this has gone down from gang raped to harassed.
	Essentially, but virtually gang raped.
	As I tried to get away, they yelled, don't pretend you didn't love it and go rub yourself off to the photo.
	There she is running away.
	London base mother, what had happened so fast she didn't have time to use Meta's safe zone feature.
	So I was using it to place a block.
	What the fuck?
	What an absolute fucking joke.
	Way to trivialize rape, by the way.
	Wait, I had another one.
	Oh, that reminds me.
	Happy segue.
	I forgot to talk about Seth Green's new NFT show in the Hollywood section in the opening.
	Check this out.
	This is worse than Ryan's music.
	Which is great.
	It's an NFT show.
	Look, that's NFT going to work.
	He works at a coffee shop.
	Pretty good, huh?
	He works at the White Horse Tavern in the West Village.
	And it's shot at the White Horse Tavern.
	Turn it up.
	Hey, Gary!
	Can't hear shit.
	I do say that's the part, maybe tonight.
	Oh, it's Seth Greens playing the monkey.
	Wait, stop.
	Can we find a better quality version of this?
	Eh.
	Those poor animators.
	So he just took a bunch of NFTs.
	He wrote a corny sort of a friend's soap opera where they're sort of speckled throughout.
	This is some moron.
	Oh, that looks good.
	You can't make this stuff up.
	I've said before that bad news for NFTs is the best kind of news.
	I'm just so sick of the NFT landscape, what they've enabled, the scams, the schemes, the crimes, the theft.
	I don't want to watch this YouTuber line.
	I don't want to ever be a YouTuber.
	Go to the top, though.
	So he's kicked out of his own show.
	He can no longer make his own show, lose his rights.
	Oh, that's the same thing we just watched.
	Shoot!
	Okay, so John.
	Don't do that to your brain.
	You're about one G and T away from the screaming man.
	Now those two are dear.
	Just have so much left here.
	Quadruple whiskey.
	What was that?
	A quadruple?
	That's half the bottle.
	A festival for people who do want to come in.
	You're never in a relationship.
	Okay, and we can't hear it.
	That's a waste of time.
	But what a total and utter raging piece of shit.
	But why?
	Now I want to know why he's fired from it.
	Phishing scam?
	I don't.
	Maybe he doesn't have the rights.
	Is that what I just saw?
	Seth Green.
	You think they would have looked that up?
	Like, Naomi Brown not knowing that death was recorded.
	Guy who halted Seth Green's thing.
	Someone stole Seth Green's board ape in the star of his show.
	What?
	The actor has been pleading on Twitter with Darkbrain 84, who bought his ape from a scammer to return it.
	So he can't use several NFTs this month after succumbing to a phishing scam that really threw a monkey wrench into the plan for his new anime series.
	Forthcoming show was developed from the characters in Green's expansive NFT collection.
	But in light of the recent hack, the project's blatant crypto optimism has become a tragically ironic reminder of the industry's shadier side.
	He teased a tailor for the White Horse Tavern at the NFT crowns.
	I love that bar, by the way.
	It's great.
	A tweet comedy.
	The show seems to be based on the question, what if your friendly neighborhood bartender was aboard Ape Yacht Club?
	Hashtag 8398.
	In an interview with entrepreneur and crypto hype man, Gary Vaynerchuk, Green said he wanted to imagine a universe where it doesn't matter what you look like.
	What only matters is your attitude.
	Oh, you mean like everywhere?
	Okay.
	Well, that's why it was.
	That's what we just saw.
	So it was only like shown there, I guess.
	Unfortunately for Green, what also matters is copyright law.
	And when the actors' NFT collection was pilfered by a scammer in early May, he lost the commercial rights to his show's cartoon protagonist, a scruffy bored ape named Fred Simeon, whose likeness and usage rights now belong to someone else.
	Why can't you just tweak it?
	Yeah.
	Just get the fucking people who make the NFTs to make one similar.
	I don't know how this shit works.
	I mean, I see his idea, though, because you have the rights to the image.
	So you, like, anybody who shows on the show is the only one that could display that image and whatever.
	Well, it happened to me.
	Got fished.
	Go up.
	Got fished and had four NFTs stolen.
	Please don't buy or trade these while I work to resolve.
	Darkwing84 looks like you bought my stolen ape.
	Hit me up so we can fix it.
	Anyway, let's get back to more important news.
	Oh, we've got to get to the mailbag.
	Let's get him to the computer.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	We have been shooting for a longest time.
	Have we not?
	We have.
	I think Celeb Mailbag's going to be a little late tonight.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, it can wait till tomorrow.
	I'd rather come in tonight than tomorrow.
	But yeah, yeah.
	After the baby goes to sleep, I'll drive on back.
	Got some interviews.
	It's going to be exciting.
	Very exciting.
	Racial demographics versus violence researcher.
	Ooh, Gavarino, slow day at work, so I decided to put together a chart of racial demographics per nation versus prevalence of violent crime.
	Source for violent crime is UN Homicide Statistics, and sources for racial demographics were from Wikipedia.
	I'm tired of people claiming that we have a violence or murder issue in The U.S., and that it's the Second Amendment's fault.
	I chose 15 nations of all types from all across the world.
	The blue bar essentially represents percentage of the nation's population made up of quote-unquote people of color.
	For this study, I did not include Asians.
	I think we both know why.
	The data show some interesting trends.
	One, only the nations with populations of people of color, POC, far less than the United States show a homicide rate lower than the United States.
	See, this is a problem.
	Whenever anyone talks about violence, they always choose Norway and Finland and stuff.
	And then they compare us to Detroit and Baltimore.
	All nations with populations of POC higher than the United States show a homicide rate higher than the United States, regardless of gun laws.
	Three, the nations with the highest homicide rates have both A, a high population of POC, and B, a high rate of diversity.
	Conversely, number four, and this will be good for everyone who thinks this email is racist, African nations which have high percentage of POC but a monolithic national ethnicity, in brackets zero ethnic diversity,
	show much less homicides than, say, Latin American nations with slightly less POC but much more diversity.
	I said that on Getter the other day.
	I said, God doesn't mind race mixing.
	In fact, he likes it.
	That's why you have hybrid vigor.
	That's why mutts live longer than other dogs.
	But he doesn't like diversity, which is why he has the Tower of Babel.
	When too many people get together and become unified, we have globalism.
	He doesn't like that.
	I want you to be individual groups all over the place.
	Man, they have individual groups all over the place.
	Sorry if I'm sending any articles, which you're already aware, but I know you're a busy man and can't see everything.
	Yeah, we were following this for a while.
	We've talked about it before.
	I guess one of the women lost her job.
	Investigation on University of Saskatchewan professor's self-proclaimed indigenous identity causes her to resign.
	So there was an anonymous document.
	Hello, Pocanis Parteu.
	Where are you, Ryan?
	Pocanis Parteu coming up.
	It's very sorry.
	I thought you could follow them by the flags.
	I can.
	Her salary was estimated at 200 grand annually, and she pretended to be an Aboriginal.
	Now, she's really like Syrian or something.
	I'm Bear Clan.
	I'm Anishnabe and Métis from Treaty 4 territory.
	But you gotta find this fucking original PDF.
	Maybe it's linked here.
	Some of her colleagues revealed that there's absolutely no part of her that is indigenous.
	In fact, she's Swiss, Hungarian, Polish, and Czechoslovakian.
	Yeah, if you click on that, you find this document.
	Where is it now?
	Fuck.
	It's this long PDF that was anonymously sent to the university where they went through all of these different Aboriginal First Nations, whatever you call them, professors.
	And it's amazing how many of them are lying.
	We showed it on the show, though, didn't we?
	Yeah, we already showed it.
	Remember all the white guys all dressed up with makeup and stuff?
	I remember talking about it.
	I remember showing them, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That brings many.
	So we already covered that.
	So the only new news here is that one of the girls got fired.
	Rolling Stones, a closeted homo and zipperhead.
	Why the fuck?
	What's zipperhead about me?
	That's a weird insult to say to a white guy.
	I never mind.
	You guys forgot, arguably the most underrated Rolling Stones song ever, Fingerprint File.
	Also, Living in a Ghost Town is a good newer song.
	Oh yes, Fingerprint File is a fucking awesome jam.
	I think I'm going to go in a Rolling Stones bender this weekend with all this Rolling Stones talk.
	Pull up the song, obviously.
	I thought that I didn't like Rolling Stones, but since we did that yesterday, I'm like, I do.
	Dive in the middle.
	Well, the first third usually the best dive.
	I was listening to the stones all night while waiting for the show to export and then I made these flyers.
	Sensor Dawn TV.
	Are you at home?
	No.
	Oh.
	Are you headed home soon?
	That's okay.
	I just.
	I wish you would take your brother into the batting cage and I'm not going to be home for a minute.
	For an actual minute or like a hood minute?
	Hood minute.
	For me.
	It's like I've got this batting cage.
	My youngest boy is into baseball.
	My eldest boy is one of the best baseball players in the entire county.
	And he totally ignores his little brother.
	And I might even start crying if I talk about it.
	But like, imagine when you were that age, if you had a big brother into baseball, how much you'd look up to him.
	True.
	I'm just going to force him.
	Yeah, you can go.
	It'll be a new chore.
	But then that shit's on the little kid because now he's a chore.
	So I have to like quietly go, this is a fucking chore, okay?
	You're going to go down, you're going to play baseball with him, and you better not roll your eyes.
	And you better make it look like you want to do it.
	I'm getting mad now.
	I'm getting emotional.
	But what's the new song?
	Fingerprint file.
	Living in a ghost town?
	How can anyone like new stones?
	Well, Ryan, you like everything that sucks.
	You like Sammy Hager or Van Halen?
	You might like it.
	If I put on Sammy Vega or Van Halen, you're going to bop your head in a good way.
	What?
	I've never heard him before?
	No, but you're gonna like it.
	That's what I predicted will sound like.
	No, thank you.
	In the city, Tim Tynebaum and friends.
	On the live show, you were talking about Tim Armstrong.
	Have you heard of this album from him?
	It's a lot of covers and a few originals.
	Okay, let's listen to this man almost as talented as the Rolling Stones.
	A hit machine.
	If you're going to cover the jam, it better be a spin on it.
	Remember the story with Sid Vicious?
	That's way too similar, Kim.
	So that's in the city.
	And Holiday in the Sun is and Sid Vicious goes, he sees Paul Weller, the singer of the jam, up by the bar.
	He goes, that fucking, what you doing?
	I ain't going to minute.
	And he had a bodyguard at the time.
	They were pretty big.
	It was like 19, probably 78.
	And his bodyguard doesn't notice it.
	Sid Vicious gets up, stumbles over with his leather jacket on and there's no shirt.
	And he goes, oh, you, I've got a problem with you.
	And he goes, what is it, Sid?
	You fucking accuse me of fucking stealing in the holiday in the sun from in the city.
	You accused the pistols of Syrian now.
	I'm going to fucking turn you up.
	And Paul Weller just goes, and Sid Vicious is out.
	And his bodyguard sees that, runs over, grabs him, pulls him away.
	Paul Weller just gets back to his pint.
	Paul Weller grew up, he looks like a toff.
	He's got his little Fred Perries on.
	He's dressed like a proud boy, but he grew up in a boxing gym.
	He's a blue-collar tough kid.
	Sid Vicious was poor, but he was just the son of a pathetic single mom junkie hippie.
	And so he goes, what was that about?
	And Sid Vicious explains, fucking poor Willis saying we stole the riff from in the city.
	And the buddy goes, but you did.
	I love that story.
	What are you playing now?
	Probably the best Van Hagar song.
	We put it on Infinite Day.
	And we got a record.
	I honestly don't understand how you can like this.
	It's awesome.
	Yeah, we fucked up with this book.
	What a political campaign.
	There's like confetti shooting in the air.
	Everyone's clapping, holding signs for the politicians.
	It's what you do to win president of the fucking yearbook.
	That's demeaning.
	Let trannies play women's sports.
	Alrighty then.
	No, this guy's pretty smart, and he brings up a good chart.
	When a don't say gay bill comes along, girls are outside their high schools in the hundreds protesting.
	When a trans athlete destroys all female athletes at their school, they do nothing.
	Men and the right should sit by and let this happen.
	Progressivism is almost entirely fueled by women and their male arbiters.
	So why should we get involved with protecting women's sports?
	Just sit on the sidelines and laugh and let them see that we're women's sports being ruined.
	Every time a trainee wins a race, a girl becomes a turf.
	Let it happen.
	You know, I agree with you, but I have to admit, I kind of, why'd you kick?
	Oh, okay.
	I kind of want to be there so I can say, I told you so.
	Remember when I was mad about Leah Thompson?
	And they'll go, okay, maybe you're right.
	Maybe you're not the villain I thought you were.
	So it's selfish for me to want to get involved in this shit.
	But your chart makes perfect sense.
	Once the girls are outside their high school protesting trannies, then we can get involved.
	And if that never happens, if women's sports just becomes another men's league, who cares?
	Women's sports are gay anyway.
	All right, that's a good thing to end it on.
	This ultimately insane Super Marathon show.
	Feminist screaming.
	Oh, yeah.
	Which one should we do here?
	Let's go with.
	Okay, sorry.
	Final video.
	This is 84 we're going to go with.
	It kind of summarizes what we're talking about with feminists and how they literally let themselves down more than anything.
	We have a mental illness problem in this country, and our government seems to be using this mental illness epidemic to further their own careers and develop their own political agenda, which is terrorism.
	And the reason terrorism is bad is because it destroys society.
	When the government is participating in destroying society, We had a problem on our hands.
	And these fucking demons that are taking the mentally ill and weaponizing them are putting not just our society in general and our fundamental rights, like guns, they're putting our children in danger.
	We've got to be on our toes here, folks, because Clown World is in Operation Tornado right now, and everything is getting picked up and flung around.
	I know that guy wants us to sit back and watch, like the Pepe thing, but when you're getting mentally ill people to shoot up a school full of kids that are being drowned in homosexual sex propaganda, I got to get involved.
	Yeah, I got to say what's on my mind.
	I got to be real because these people are fucking animals.
	Press play.
	What?
	Well, fucks up.
	Doesn't sound similar.
	That sounds similar.
	Piece of shit.
	Piece of shit.
	Are you proud of your little city?
	Where is your gun now?
	All right, folks.
	Have a good weekend.
	We'll see you Monday.
	We'll have a new TGMS up.
	Obviously, celebrity mailbox is going to be late, mailbag, because we've been shooting for 1,100 hours.
	And things will be back to normal next week with all kinds of fresh news.
	Until then, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Lights on, cameras down, what am I to say?
	Thoughts now subsided, but they come back every day.
	Now I can see that you're really not fair.
	And you never really liked my greenly colored hair.
	But you'll never catch me again, that would be.

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