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June 3, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E124 - SUPERMEGA EPISODE - PART 1

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	It's off camera on, tell me what to say.
	Thoughts rolling in my head that never go away.
	I can't really tell you what is enough there, except that nothing ever matches.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
	Everything you knew about me really wasn't true.
	I just told you on the internet to make me seem cool.
	Cause you'll never know anything about me.
	Cause I'm just another guy in a lame city.
	Cause you'll never know anything about me.
	Cause I'm just another guy in a lame city.
	That was Dunes Day from Kansas City, Missouri.
	I don't consider that a lame city.
	I like it.
	Got into a fight with a guy from Kansas City, Missouri once here in New York.
	And he kept texting me after that, telling me he, because I won, that he's going to get all Mizu on my ass.
	Which I didn't know what that meant, but apparently it means Missouri.
	I guess they have a special way of beating up people who just beat them up.
	By the way, I did not randomly beat up the guy.
	He was an acquaintance, and he was wasted, and he said his goal was to be on Jeopardy.
	And he said to me, Gavin, when everyone's drunk, they yell my name.
	I don't know why that is.
	Gavin!
	Larry Bud Melman, you know him?
	The fat guy from the old Letterman show.
	Yeah, yeah.
	What's his real name?
	I don't know.
	Nobody knows.
	Who the fuck knows Larry Bud Melman's real name?
	And then whatever his name, look it up, just for the sake of this story.
	And then he's like, man.
	And then he says, Calvert DeForest.
	You fuck.
	And then he takes my beer and goes, wham.
	And it goes flying across the bar, which is not far.
	We were at a bar called Snackies, which was an Asian restaurant my friend owned.
	And it was near my old house.
	So I would go there a lot and just sit at the bar while everyone had their fucking ramen noodles.
	And it went, psycho!
	And launched like a rocket and smashed one of her.
	And she was a young lady.
	Her fucking brother had a brain tumor.
	She's busting her ass, making this place work.
	I guarantee it's gone now.
	And I just snapped.
	It's very hard to make me mad.
	Like with JL there.
	You lost your temper way before me.
	I couldn't start fighting him until he knocked me out by throwing me into the driveway.
	And then I finally said, all right, that's it.
	Yeah.
	And I said, all right, that's it.
	I just grabbed him and I lifted him off his barstool, dragged him outside, pop, pop, and walked away.
	And then I got maybe 8 million texts about getting all Mizu on my ass.
	Want to a motherfucker face.
	Dude, we have a hell of a show.
	I haven't seen you in a week in this proper GOML context.
	So this show is going to be 900 hours long.
	I would suggest you parse it out.
	You've got all weekend to get through it.
	You youngsters are used to binging a lot.
	You millennials, you binge.
	So basically, you can watch the whole series.
	This is a mini series.
	I like them too, but I don't know if I like them that much.
	Speaking of mini-series, I've been saving Pistol for a few Eps so I can enjoy it.
	Although, they're all up, right?
	Well, I've been saving it for a moment.
	I want to watch it with my wife.
	We're both ex-punk rockers.
	But I'm hearing real bad things.
	Oh, no.
	Really bad.
	Like, a British friend of mine's writing a letter to the BBC, which is so remarkably naive.
	Are they going to get that?
	Oh, fucking hell.
	We got a letter from America, right?
	I was happy.
	Oh, good.
	We're popular down there.
	I'll get it.
	It's from an expat.
	He's from here.
	He's not happy.
	He says it wasn't good.
	And my buddy goes, I'm so desperate as a Brit for this kind of entertainment.
	You know, that was a seminal part of my life that I keep watching it.
	It's like candy that you find from four years ago that's gone bad, but it's so yummy you keep eating it even though your lips go red.
	We'll be getting to that, by the way, in a special feature called 10 Things I Love About the Boomers.
	I'll probably make that the title of the show.
	I challenged myself to take a group I hate the most and give them a fair shake.
	Imagine a Klansman having to write about 10 things he loves about black people.
	Actually, racial realist Jared Taylor wrote an article about, I don't know if it was 10, but it was Things I Love About Black People.
	We're capable of such things.
	Before we get into the nitty-gritty, oh, is this it?
	This is Pistols?
	Pistols.
	The trailer seems corny, too.
	This is the first episode.
	Oh, really?
	Well, I don't want to see it.
	If you're going to show it, show the trailer.
	But this is the way you should portray the sex pistols.
	Malcolm McLaren was obsessed with fashion.
	That's basically it.
	Okay?
	And he injected fashion into everything, including politics.
	The sex pistols, Britain was at a time where there was finally a new class, the middle class.
	It used to just be upper class and lower class.
	So these lower class kids finally had a voice and they started expressing themselves in a very artistic way.
	So there's a lot of anger there.
	Steve Jones was a criminal.
	Johnny Roton was mad at Britain for the way they treat the Irish.
	And then Malcolm McLaren took that working class rage that finally had freedom and he fashionified it.
	Politics wasn't that huge of a deal.
	This was a fashion movement, ultimately.
	But if this is all about changing the world, that's going to be gay.
	God, I hope it's not fucking woke.
	What if they make Polystyrene all about black rights and Mick Jones all about Jewish empowerment?
	Oof.
	Anyway, we'll keep you updated on that.
	We can sort of jump to something I was going to say about shows.
	I've got a whole Hollywood report.
	No, let's be chronological.
	I always regret leaving the chronology of the notes.
	Jubilee, it's the whatever it is, the fucking 50th Jubilee in Britain.
	If you check the newspapers, all they care about is this monarchy.
	I used to hate the monarchy as a normal, rational kid, but in my old age, I'm like, kind of cool that it's lasted all these years.
	I'm kind of impressed.
	Sort of like Hasidic Jews.
	When I see them on the street, I don't go, ew, you're a cult.
	I go, wow, you managed to avoid Mickey Mouse, porn, rap, all of this stuff, and retain your culture like in amber for, what is it, 120 years, 200 years?
	You try it.
	We can barely hold on to this show for more than a month.
	Our live show just lost a ticket collector.
	This is about two weeks after it launched.
	Now, add a few hundred years to that, and you have the Amish, the monarchy.
	Well, the monarchy obviously goes way back.
	And then they go, well, that money could be used for the poor.
	I don't like that argument.
	That money could be used for the poor.
	Yeah, we could have used the 40 billion for this.
	Any money the government gets in their hands, they squander.
	So this whole idea of like, take money from more spending and give it to schools, that sounds good if there was an efficient system.
	But it's all about the government spending money and taking their cut.
	They could be spending it on molasses.
	It's not relevant to them.
	And you're never getting your money's worth.
	So the best way to avoid any kind of corruption is just not to give them any money at all, no matter what their story is.
	They keep changing their story.
	Ignore it.
	We've got to get the money and the power out of their hands because they're fucking corrupt, evil.
	I was thinking about this all week, and it's kind of in the notes later on.
	But there was this suicidal pizza delivery guy who the feds, a female fed, was taking advantage of and trying to get him to commit an act.
	We can jump to that.
	I don't mind if we jump around a tiny bit.
	Let's just not make it a habit.
	And I'm like, wait a minute.
	This is 58A.
	Could you get more corrupt than this?
	Literally, it's the most corrupt you could possibly have in the government.
	It's government terrorism.
	What is terrorism?
	It's committing an act of violence for political gain, right?
	The FBI catfished a suicidally depressed pizza delivery guy.
	The agent catfishing him repeatedly tried to get him to commit a terrorist attack.
	He repeatedly talked her out of it.
	So they arrested him on gun possession.
	There's the guy.
	Go down a little bit.
	How a suicidal pizza man found himself ensnared in an FBI terror sting.
	So we saw this with Governor Whitmer.
	We saw this with Buffalo.
	The Buffalo shooter had been talking to a federal agent.
	So do we have federal agents out there talking to the mentally ill and encouraging them to kidnap people, commit crimes with guns that we want banned, we, the government want spanned?
	Is that what's going on here?
	Because now you have a government committing terrorism.
	I mean, we mock Saudi Arabia and China, but do we have a government that is encouraging terrorist acts against its own people to further its own aims?
	That's pretty bad.
	I saw that dude from Prague or U saying he's not a libertarian because libertarians just go, oh, it's up to you if you want to do that.
	But we've gone beyond it's up to you.
	We need a fucking formidable force to go against an institution that is convincing our mentally ill to commit acts of terror to benefit them at a moment when mental illness is through the fucking roof.
	You want to see mental illness?
	Check out 11A.
	I was totally lost in this.
	What?
	What are you doing?
	Is that 11A?
	Oh no, it's the one right below it.
	Cringy.
	Dude, this is every school shooter to be.
	This is like a Fed fucking buffet dinner.
	Feds just walk.
	It's like the animal house scene with John Belushi going to the various food stations at the cafeteria.
	This is a Fed just going through this.
	Like this guy.
	There's one.
	Go to the next one.
	When you look up this account, you will not be able to stop.
	Look at this guy.
	Normal guy, regular guy, everything cool.
	Oh, what the fuck?
	You have access to a skateboard?
	So we don't have mental health in this country.
	We're over-medicated.
	There's no mental health facilities.
	We have all these loonies walking around.
	And the fucking psychotic deep swamp, that's not a good one.
	Go to the next one.
	Has decided to get into these kids' ears and start suggesting they might want to shoot up a school or kidnap a governor or storm the capital.
	Why don't use your magical powers to go to the dentist?
	Look at these fucking every can the feds convince him to go to the orthodontist?
	That would be look at this guy.
	I don't like really that the fact that they're like printed on instead of like actually embroidered.
	But I mean well you spent $18 on a Halloween costume.
	I'm sorry we didn't break out the embroidery machine.
	It's actually pretty cozy.
	Cozy.
	I don't also like the fact that the sleeve the his fur on the sleeves were printed on it.
	Would you like real fur?
	Don't pigs not have fur?
	Maybe he's a bore.
	He's definitely bored.
	He sure is.
	She's using a filter, of course.
	When your mom gets KFC and you want a little bowl of mac and cheese, but they forget the fork.
	It's not just potential shooters.
	It's also disgusting pigs.
	Anyway.
	Speaking of disgusting pigs, I thought this was another example of mental problems in America.
	I don't know if this is real, but it probably is.
	This is someone complaining that they got too many cookies and they would like a refund.
	Now, my brother's fiancé makes fancy cakes for a living, and he tells me similar stories.
	This is not unusual.
	Thank you for the cookies.
	They tasted and looked amazing, but there were two extra cookies that we didn't order.
	So I would like a refund on those, please, as we didn't order those.
	Hi, I'm glad you like the cookies.
	The extra two cookies were free complimentary cookies.
	You were not charged for those.
	Yes, but we didn't order them.
	And you added them anyway.
	So I would like a refund on those.
	Next one.
	Yes, I understand you did not order the extra two cookies as they are free complimentary cookies.
	As you were not charged for these cookies, the refund amount would be $0.
	And thank you for the proper use of the dollar sign.
	If you like, you can return the two free complimentary cookies.
	Thank you, Lisa.
	Lisa, we did not order or want these extra cookies.
	And I'm not driving all the way there to return two cookies.
	Please just refund me for them.
	And my brother also said, when you argue with these people, they fucking destroy your life.
	Like your Yelp blows up.
	They get really fucking mad.
	In fact, if you own a business and someone says that, refund the two cookies immediately.
	They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses.
	But without the genius part.
	He also told me about an influencer.
	This woman makes fancy cakes, cakes that look like a screwdriver.
	In fact, at her office once, he picked up a pair of pliers and they were cake.
	And so she made a cake for some influencer, and I don't know what it was.
	Probably my cock, I would imagine, right?
	That's what most cake people make.
	And the influencer put it up on Instagram.
	She has 3 million followers, this chick.
	Guess how many followers the cake maker got from that link?
	Influencing is a myth.
	It doesn't work.
	I mean, Kylie Jenner, with her 8,000 billion followers, can probably move the needle.
	But for the most part, it's a mythical thing.
	And it's such an integral part of our society.
	My book, which I called The Death of Cool, it was initially released as How to Piss in Public.
	I didn't want that name.
	The book's not about how to piss in public.
	But Simon Schuster said, well, you have a viral video out.
	It's got like 7 million views on how to piss in public.
	So we'll use that.
	It didn't make a difference.
	And I know, because when I re-released the paperback as Death the Cool, the sales were just be, look at this.
	They've got a retard as an influencer, but they don't want to exploit her, so they made her up.
	The fake influencer trying to inspire real change.
	Kami, the world's first virtual social media star with Down syndrome, launches Instagram to try and hit back at filtered and perfect beauty standards.
	Wait a minute.
	What the fuck are you trying to do?
	So we don't find Down syndrome women attractive enough?
	Isn't that God's thing?
	Didn't he make them weird so we wouldn't breed with them?
	Are Down syndrome girls beautiful?
	And then the other problem is they're wonderful creatures, by the way.
	I don't want them.
	We're the ones not aborting them.
	You aborted them.
	But are you supposed to find them sexually attractive?
	Should you want to fuck a woman with Down syndrome?
	Because that's what attraction is based on, by the way.
	Or a robot with Down syndrome.
	There's beautiful babies.
	There's beautiful old ladies that are 90 and elegant.
	But the majority of attraction is, I want to fuck you, and the majority of fucking is procreation.
	But you take away the procreation.
	What, you don't want a fucking fertile woman, Gavin?
	Well, that's kind of a switch, a ru.
	The sperm goes, what the fuck?
	What happened?
	Where did the uterus go?
	Also in the retarded news.
	Okay, that's...
	You know what?
	I would probably like to fuck that.
	That's like...
	You'll have to ask me later on.
	It's hitting the uncanny valley of...
	Did Amber Heard have a fucking shart on her dress?
	But you're too young to understand that, Ryan.
	You probably think that's unfuckable.
	No, it's just there's something about her specifically that's like uncanny valley almost.
	Well, that's a weird take.
	See, I remember being your age and just being like, eh, age spots.
	No, that's like 23.
	When you're 23, you Puerto Ricans are hornier than us, but you get to like 40 and you start seeing 60-year-olds as hot.
	Like, that's pretty nice.
	But yeah, speaking of retardation, fun new sport out that we should probably start following.
	I may abandon the Mets.
	They let me down last night.
	I don't know what my Met's at.
	Shit, I should know, right?
	I was at 800 last night.
	I lost 100, so I'm at 700.
	You can make that on your own time, Ryan, during a lull in the excitement.
	But just so you know, I'm at $700, and that's 35 wins, 18 losses.
	My fucking bookie's all pissed off.
	He goes, you're killing me.
	I go, first of all, I've only had one payout, so that's $500.
	I'm probably not going to get the second payout, because we do every $500.
	And I've given you thousands of dollars.
	I'm killing you?
	But did you get that $35,18,700?
	Yep.
	Yeah, new sport, Ice Wars.
	The best part of hockey is the fighting.
	I'm sad that this is the only fighting left in America is hockey.
	But it looks like they've isolated that fantastic spot of the sport and made it a fun thing to check out.
	For those of you new to this, I bet $100 on every Mets game.
	I committed to an entire season.
	I could have lost $16,000, could have won $16,000.
	I'm up for now, and then we don't have Scherzer or DeGrom.
	I guess you just have to get him down.
	Are they hockey players or professional fighters in hockey gear?
	Or goons.
	Whoa, he got fucked up pretty bad.
	Everybody knows that the best part of hockey is the fact that the players can go out there and throw hands at any given moment.
	Well, this promotion cuts out every other.
	Wait, I wanted to hear that.
	This is Ice Wars, a hockey fighting promotion.
	Literally, it's just for the hockey fighting.
	Each fight consists of two one-minute rounds, which allows these guys to go absolutely ape shit.
	And to make things better, each competitor fights in four-ounce MMA gloves.
	But my personal favorite part of this all is all the hockey nicknames you get.
	They just had their first tournament dubbed King of the Rink.
	And look at some of the names on this list.
	You got Diamond Hands, Bone Saw, Buckethead, and then some guy who just used his actual name, Corey Allen.
	Nothing beats hockey names, for real.
	Nothing.
	I love watching this promotion because it's just absolute madness.
	It's amazing.
	They even had a fight recently between two brothers.
	Yes, two brothers.
	What's going on?
	If you've got a lot of hockey fights, make sure you tap into Ice Wars because they might be the next big promotion.
	All right, so we have to check that out.
	We'll keep you posted on the Ice Rink.
	What's it called?
	Ice Wars playoffs.
	Speaking of the state of the Union and the condition of the West, you think education's bad.
	You see these libs of TikTok teachers and you go, wow, these teachers are retarded.
	How can they be getting educated?
	How can they be educating kids?
	How can any information be passed from their brain to a child's brain?
	And if you have teenagers like I do, ask them a question.
	Ask them, who is Thomas Jefferson?
	I asked my son, this NYC man on the street.
	He did say 16 for the first question.
	At least he got the other ones.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Stop, stop, stop, stop.
	Let's do it with you, Ryan.
	Okay.
	I can remember them all, I think.
	What is the square root of four?
	Is it two?
	Yes.
	What countries border America?
	Canada, Mexico.
	And that's it.
	Name three countries in North America.
	Okay.
	Canada.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	There's not three countries in North America.
	There's two.
	There's the United States of America.
	And there's Canada.
	Mexico is in North America.
	I thought that was Central America.
	Okay.
	That's not a continent.
	There's South America and North America.
	Central America is not a continent.
	Oh, you're right.
	Who fought in the Revolutionary War?
	Revolutionary War was the British and the Americans.
	Who is the leader of Russia?
	Currently Putin.
	President Vladimir Putin.
	Is that it?
	Let's see.
	I could stop the questions before they answer them.
	Yeah, well, stop it if it's a new one I didn't just say.
	Okay.
	Eruda 4 is?
	16.
	Who fought in the Revolutionary War?
	I don't even know what that war is, to be honest.
	Do you know who the leader of Russia is?
	I forgot his name.
	Who's the leader of you?
	Who's in charge of you?
	You fucking mob.
	I remember another question.
	What directions are on a compass?
	North, south, east, west.
	Good.
	These are crazy easy.
	What's the First Amendment?
	Freedom of speech.
	Well, be more specific.
	The right to freedom of expression, freedom of press, freedom of...
	Nothing shall infringe.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And the Second Amendment's there to back up the first.
	Yeah.
	You know what the First Amendment is?
	My history teacher would be disappointed in me.
	Wait, we're acting as if we have to pause as if the answer will be coming after any of these.
	There's no need.
	Don't worry about it.
	Remember this guy?
	He's the guy who did, how do you spell three?
	Right.
	And she was like, what did she say again?
	She was like, two, three, R-E-E or something.
	Three R-E-E.
	That's amazing.
	By the way, I saw some video of some comedian who totally dismantles the Second Amendment.
	And he goes, okay, you have to care about all the amendments or you can't just care about one.
	And he says, the Fourth Amendment says that you get to go to court and have a jury of your peers for any matter over $20.
	Now, no one pays attention to that.
	So why pay attention to the Second Amendment?
	Because that doesn't come up.
	You can enforce that.
	You can go to court for $20, but it's not an issue.
	It's not a problem.
	The gun thing is a problem.
	Being armed is a problem.
	Didn't I just tell you about 20 minutes ago about a government that is talking to the mentally ill and trying to get them to commit mass shootings?
	I want to be armed.
	Like, we know that mental illness is a huge part, I'd say 80% of mass shootings.
	But I'm coming to terms with the fact that the government likes that.
	Or at least a large part of the swamp is into using that weapon, which is why we can't pussyfoot around here with petitions and maybes and doing an honest day's work.
	I mean, someone goes low.
	You got to go lower to win.
	Anyway, go back to the man on the street.
	No.
	What two countries border the U.S.?
	I really don't know.
	I don't know.
	The country above us and below us, dude.
	Like, if you had to guess.
	What, Africa?
	Do you need three countries?
	Africa.
	Is it North America?
	Um, North America.
	You know this.
	I do.
	Do you know what the four directions on a compass are?
	A compass?
	What is that?
	Do you know what the spirit is?
	What is a compass?
	Wow.
	I think if we could do third grade tests to New York City high school graduates, it would be hair-whiteningly bad.
	Like...
	Civil War?
	Kindergarten.
	I think kindergarten might be challenging.
	What's his name?
	Kennedy?
	Kennedy's.
	Yeah, Kennedy against him.
	We will fight the South with everything it takes.
	Do you know how many continents there are?
	No.
	Who fought in the Civil War?
	I don't know.
	How many states make up the United States?
	How many states make...
	Dude!
	I know this.
	You know this.
	I don't want to do this to the city.
	Say a number, say a number.
	I don't know.
	No, you do know this.
	Tell me.
	Do you know who the president was before Trump?
	Hmm.
	No.
	You know what?
	3 times, 3 times 3 times.
	That's way too far back in history.
	You ever see the one where probably the best asking a person a question I've ever seen.
	Better than how to spell 3?
	Yes.
	Good luck beating that.
	How do you spell 3?
	It has to do with how many genders there are.
	You remember that?
	3 is spelled GX-ampersand base clef three.
	You forgot the hashtag.
	Genders are there.
	Circled with a red grease pencil.
	How many genders are there?
	Oh, yeah, this one.
	I don't know.
	I just got here.
	Yeah, that's an alien, though.
	He travels from planet to planet.
	He was just at another planet where there was one gender.
	I just got here.
	I just started counting.
	I'm up to two.
	Important call.
	Hi, this is Charles from Dealer Servicing.
	Your phone just came across my desk, and it looks like your vehicle may be at risk of losing coverage.
	I don't know.
	Hmm.
	Thanks for caring, robot.
	Here's possibly the hottest woman in the world.
	What's her name?
	Gomez?
	Cynthia Gomez?
	Salvador?
	Louis J. Gomez.
	Ramos?
	Savannah Hernandez.
	Very close.
	I like to apologize for this, but this is just how a man works.
	When you look at her, most of your brain is thinking about what she's doing, but there's a portion of your brain going, what if?
	What if I had married her?
	How often would we have sex?
	Would I be bored of her?
	Would I find her less attractive after a while?
	Would I dress her up in lingerie?
	Would I suck her toes?
	Would she be a slob?
	That just is in the back of your head.
	Just boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
	Opening the border and allowing anyone from any country to come in.
	How do we feel about that?
	Pretty good.
	I think so.
	I honestly think we should allow more people in.
	I think that the process for coming into this country should be a lot easier than it currently is.
	They're perfectly good people.
	Can't really pick and choose who's good and who's not.
	Stop.
	Yeah, you can.
	In fact, that's how nations are built.
	And right now, Mexico is choosing who's good and who's bad.
	And they're taking who's bad and sending them over the border.
	Vincente Fox didn't even hide it.
	He said, we don't have room in our prisons for these people.
	We have to send them north.
	They treated America like a giant prison.
	And it's a pretty good prison.
	It's much better than Mexican prisons.
	This is why women should not be in politics.
	It is a numbers game.
	If there was 300,000 illegals in this country, I wouldn't give a shit.
	There's probably about 50 million illegals.
	Now I care.
	That's a lot of 331 million.
	Mexican mafia gang members.
	The impenetrable Mexican mafia.
	How the fuck do you penetrate MS-13?
	When you join, they go back to El Salvador, Mexico, Guatemala, whatever.
	They make sure they know who your grandmother is, who your cousins are, who your mother is, so they can kill her if you fuck around and if you snitch.
	So that's handled.
	Then you get a tattoo of a 1-3 on your face.
	So you get a random fed.
	He's not going to tattoo 1.3 on his face, and he has no connections in El Salvador.
	So how the fuck do you penetrate?
	So you can't.
	So what the FBI seems to have done is just given up, and they focused on proud boys, oath keepers, old grannies who went to Jan 6, because that's the easy prey.
	Why would we have to penetrate MS-13 when they've penetrated this very country already?
	Because they've penetrated this country already.
	That's why we have to penetrate them.
	I see.
	That's probably the least profound thing ever said.
	It felt good.
	So it's kind of just like, we just got to open it up, and if cartel members come over, that's just kind of unfortunate, but it happens.
	Yeah, I really.
	How do we feel about just, you know, really opening the border?
	Thank you.
	I really don't know.
	Cannibal cartels inside Mexico's drug gangs who force members to eat human hearts and serves victims' buttocks on toast.
	Victims' buttocks on toast?
	How big is this toast?
	How big is the buttocks?
	Poor Ben over here, innocent victim caught up in the violence.
	Yeah, it's happening like every moment of the day, like chainsaw, beheadings, and oh, yeah.
	It's a level of violence we can't handle.
	Yeah, really just.
	So yeah, I'd rather just get on TikTok and talk to some Asperger furry about kidnapping a governor.
	That seems a lot easier day's work.
	Meanwhile, they're all over Long Island.
	Ethan Klein.
	Everyone's caught up with this, right?
	He said we should bomb the NRA.
	That's ancient Chinese secret now, I guess?
	You went, you they ratioed me hard on Twitter.
	Is that 20A or 21?
	Why did you jump?
	Ethan Klein.
	Okay.
	So do 20A.
	Someone should bomb that building.
	There's no repercussions.
	There's no consequences because that's Kai Suckle Gang.
	Who's Kai Supplegang?
	He's part of the Suckle Gang, America First Guy.
	Okay.
	He lifts and he encourages people to suck on titties for milk.
	A ratio.
	No.
	It's a thing that's happening.
	John Doyle's a part of it now.
	I think Elijah Schaefer's Suckle Gang.
	I think Josh LeCall.
	Do you suck your...
	Some stranger's tits?
	I think they're more bad.
	Are you kidding me?
	I'm not.
	It's Suckle Gang.
	It's a joke, though.
	No.
	I can see there being nutrients in breast milk, but women only lactate for very short amounts of time.
	I've been with my wife for 20 years.
	She's been lactating for maybe like a total of a year in total.
	I think right when they introduce him, he just says suckle gang.
	Welcome to the show, Kai.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Glad to be here.
	Hashtag suckle gang.
	Hashtag suckle gang.
	See?
	That doesn't.
	What do you mean, see?
	It's a thing.
	You're lying.
	I swear.
	And I swear.
	How do you get milk out of your girlfriend's tits?
	She's 21.
	My wife is lactating, but other people don't have that luxury, so I don't know.
	Why don't you share?
	I'd like to suckle.
	I won't touch your wife's tits, but could you bring a jar in?
	Yes.
	That would be great.
	I could absolutely do that.
	I could actually message.
	Okay, that makes hashtag suckle juice.
	If we're going to be here for four hours, I might be able to have that during the show, if you're interested.
	Yeah, have her bring some tit juice.
	That's the least flattering way to put that.
	They ratioed me hard on Twitter, but okay, you know.
	You live by the ratio, you die by the ratio.
	It happens, you know.
	Sometimes you eat the barn, sometimes the bar eats you.
	But if you do come to my house to harm me or my wife, I have a loaded shotgun.
	I will literally shoot you and kill you, okay?
	So to say I'm against violence.
	Yo, this is how I sit in bed and I think about the walk-op on my gun cabinet.
	I imagine how fast I can get there.
	Punch in the code.
	Take out the gun.
	You just told us that.
	Your gun needs a code.
	I've just made your wife and kid more vulnerable.
	Yeah, thanks for telling us your security system and how it works.
	Okay.
	So, I'm not against violence when it's necessary.
	Punching a guy for saying a stupid joke is not necessary.
	And if you want to test me, come to my fucking house.
	And I've got seven bullets.
	There's a semi-automatic weapon.
	And I can unleash seven fucking bullets on you without even have to clock that bitch.
	They're not bullets.
	Wow, so we know exactly how to go kill Ethan Klein.
	Make sure you get him when he's not near his safe.
	And if he does start shooting, you have to wait one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
	Why don't you tell us where your cameras are too, you fucking boob?
	Okay, I want to get into this Hollywood report.
	But last thing that's been going around in the inimitable quest to placate New York scumbags.
	I don't know.
	I guess it is imitable.
	I mean, San Francisco's doing it.
	Portland's doing it.
	But look at this shit.
	Don't be ashamed you are using.
	Be empowered that you are using safely.
	This is going around the subways.
	Own it.
	Own.
	Like we started with own the fact that you're addicted to food and you're a fat, disgusting pig.
	I'm talking about you, Ryan.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm fit.
	But we knew that would be a problem.
	I think we actually said a few times, we go, glorifying this overeating, how is that different than glorifying junkies?
	Right.
	And then New York State said, hold my beer.
	Yeah, Anthony Coomey made that point when Big A broke his chair.
	It's like...
	Oh, yeah, that's what he said, too.
	Big fat Big A sat down, and Anthony's a WAP, so his house looks like the Soprano's house, right?
	He's got a fucking column.
	Oh, yeah.
	The curtains are like 30 feet, literally 30 feet high.
	And the chairs are all ornate.
	They look like King Arthur's, not King Henry VIII's chairs.
	Woo-woop, whoop-whoop.
	All these little line.
	It's the opposite of my taste as far as design goes.
	But they're very expensive.
	Plush.
	They got rivets in them and everything and plush red velour.
	And Big A is just like, ah, and Anthony goes, how is that different than a junkie coming to my house and like falling asleep with the stove on and burning my kitchen down?
	It's the same thing.
	And then he loses all the charades games.
	Anytime the answer is something that starts with an ST, time's up.
	He has a stutter, folks at home.
	Lovely guy.
	Ryan, you're not allowed to talk during charades.
	Well, no, when you say the answer, when you go, it's Steven Seagull.
	So he's playing.
	Yeah.
	He's not doing the charade.
	He's the one guessing.
	Right.
	And he loses.
	Oh, your jokes take a lot of work.
	Do they come with instructions?
	These aren't jokes.
	You are the Ikea of jokes.
	Build them yourself.
	Here's all the ingredients.
	Hollywood Report.
	We're still in the Hollywood zone.
	I've got fucking Blake Ladley behind me, Gossip mags.
	That's right.
	But I've got a whole bunch of Hollywood reports here.
	I already talked yesterday, right?
	Or on Wednesday about Liam Neeson's new shit movie.
	Well, why don't we hit a bumper?
	Celebrity gossip.
	Oh, we have a bumper?
	Yep.
	Oh, great.
	Who made that?
	I forget.
	It's gay.
	Have I talked, did I talk on Anthony's show about Liam Neeson and the memory movie?
	I don't remember.
	He's a hitman.
	He's senile.
	He has dementia.
	Parkinson's everything.
	It's like Bruce Willis, but acting.
	And he writes down his hits on his forearm.
	Anyway, one of his hits is a 13-year-old girl.
	He refuses to do that, and then he decides to shut down the whole cartel.
	So this is him when he's a normal hitman.
	That's just a bad guy.
	This is going to be easy.
	Boom.
	Right?
	But he starts stuttering and he wants to shut down the evil cartel run by Monica Bellucci, I think.
	Oh, there's that guy too.
	I don't like him.
	Guy something.
	But his...
	Here, turn it up a bit.
	His testimony means nothing because he's got dementia.
	Her.
	No.
	I don't kill kids.
	Call a contracto.
	I don't hurt children.
	Ever.
	I don't hurt children.
	Very carefully.
	The girl stays alive.
	You're answerable to me.
	This movie sucks so much balls.
	He's got memory problems and shit.
	And you know why it sucks balls?
	The same reason everything sucks balls these days.
	There's too many fucking characters.
	Forgive me if I've already said this, but on a soap opera or better call Saul or Sopranos, you can have multiple characters.
	And I get to know them over the dozens of hours of footage.
	In the case of soap operas, it's years.
	They go so long, characters die and they just switch out the actor.
	I had a friend who was addicted to soap operas because he grew up Seventh-day Adventist and he was only allowed to watch TV at his grandmother's house, which was soap opera, so that's all he knew.
	And he said, it starts out and he says, the role of Ryan Katsu-Rivera will be played by Chris Cotton.
	And he goes, it takes about 10 days, but then you get used to it and you move on and you can accept the new actor doing this character.
	Anyway, that works for TV.
	It doesn't work for movies.
	I only have an hour or two hours to watch this.
	I don't have time to keep track of all you people or to develop any kind of sympathy for you.
	So they want to have visible minorities, female representation, blacks, Hispanics, deaf people, fucking throw a gimp in there.
	And you're just like, I don't care if any of these people die.
	Meanwhile, you're falling out of love with the protagonist.
	You go like 20 minutes without seeing Liam Neeson and you're like, oh yeah, you're the guy that I came to see in the first place.
	Now with Star Wars, when I was a kid, it was Luke Skywalker.
	Yes, there was other guys, there was bad guys, there was Han Solo.
	They were all ancillary to him.
	These people all have their moment in the sun.
	It's why Rogue One sucked.
	It's why every movie sucks now.
	Because everyone gets a participation trophy.
	There's no lead character anymore.
	You're the lead character.
	You're the lead character.
	You're the lead character.
	You're the lead character.
	Guy Pierce, that's his name.
	And like in old movies, the chief of police or the main villain or whatever, their lives were dedicated to the protagonist.
	So the villain is out to get the top detective, Dirty Harry.
	So everyone around Dirty Harry is all about Dirty Harry.
	It's Dirty Harry's partner or Dirty Harry's boss or the criminal that wants to kill Dirty Harry.
	It's all dirty, dirty Harry.
	This, there's like a Dirty Harry, a dirty Isaac.
	There's a dirty Selena.
	Ooh, Dirty Selena.
	Selena.
	Sometimes when my wife and I have sex, we switch roles.
	And I'm a female and my name during that time is Dirty Selena.
	And I wear a long black wig.
	You do the watching machine?
	And you know what she does when we fuck?
	She chokes me.
	How dare you.
	Please never let anyone forget that Ryan Katsu Rivera likes to be choked when he's made love to.
	That's not true.
	I do not like that, and I shut it down very quickly.
	This is also very exciting.
	So remember all the shit Top Gun got in because they had a Taiwan flag?
	I don't like saying Taiwanese because that's the Aboriginals.
	The flag of Taiwan on Tom Cruise's jacket?
	China said, we don't like that.
	That's not a country.
	They're a province of ours.
	And Hollywood went, whatever.
	Yes, yes, it's gone.
	So they erased it in the new one and replaced it with something else.
	I don't know, East Timor or something else China loves.
	JK.
	China said, I don't like this movie anyway, fuck you.
	And then Hollywood, the producers of the new Top Gun, said, yeah, you know what?
	Fuck you.
	As Chinese financer bows out, Top Gun Maverick restores Taiwanese and Japanese flag patches.
	China is asshole.
	Isn't that fucking awesome?
	Yeah, this is pretty cool.
	This is the only instance I can think of in the past 10 years where major corporations and big money have said fuck you to China.
	This is the opposite of Joe Biden.
	I don't care if it's as tiny as a flag on a vest.
	It is so rare.
	Dude, they're fucking cutting blacks out of movies because China doesn't like to look at them.
	You saw the posters for Star Wars.
	I can't believe I'm referencing Star Wars so much these days, but they cut out the black stormtrooper.
	They don't like Negroes over there.
	And we instantly kowtow and say, no problem.
	This movie looks awesome.
	If you say it's for the show, I could probably go see it.
	You want me to pay you 20 bucks?
	What do you have here?
	But then I would be it's for work so I could see a movie on my own.
	Otherwise, it's rude.
	Yeah, otherwise, it's care.
	God, these things are intense.
	Everyone here is the best there is.
	Who the hell are they gonna get to teach us?
	So, wait a minute.
	That guy with the mustache, is he really Meg Ryan's kid?
	Is he really the kid of the actors, or is he made to look like that?
	Oh, yeah, watch this.
	With all due respect, sir.
	I'm not a teacher, just want to manage expectations.
	What did he say?
	What the hell?
	Manage expectations.
	Miles Keller.
	He's his own guy.
	You pronounce T's with a K?
	Oh, I just...
	Sorry.
	What do you mean?
	He looks like Richard Gere.
	Wait, you were going to make an excuse.
	Oh, I just...
	I used to draw K's this time.
	No, I saw it small over here, like in this lineup.
	And I was like, oh, that's Keller.
	Great excuse.
	It's a mistake there, Mumbly.
	Yesterday's Mumble Fest.
	There's a Ben Crump movie.
	This is our guy.
	This is our mascot.
	Right?
	I love him.
	I mean, he's our Mr. Met.
	Who's more of a mascot to this, not just show, this brand, this whole network, than the man who taught Felonious Floyd to say the bird which is the bald eagle?
	By the way, we fixed the link.
	I told you that yesterday, right?
	Censored.tv slash Orlando.
	Is that an actor playing him?
	It's a documentary about him, I see.
	Take the bird which is the bald eagle.
	Can someone help us get those pins?
	I looked everywhere.
	Now, when you have a pin like that on your lapel, you're not going to make one.
	I guarantee you the minimum when you make those is $1,500.
	So there's hundreds of those pins somewhere.
	Are they in his desk drawer?
	I want one.
	Were you taught how to use the products from my Santos?
	No.
	People seek me out because they want somebody they feel they can trust.
	Because you are the number one racial ambulance chaser in the country.
	We make Al Jackson look like a...
	Al Sharpton look like an underachiever.
	Ugly.
	Wait, I think I see it right here.
	He got it.
	Oh, he just bought another pin?
	This looks like the exact same one, if I'm not mistaken.
	Or the one where the silver one where it's standing on a thing?
	Yeah.
	I'm kind of embarrassed to admit I didn't think of that.
	That he just bought someone else's.
	Ben Crump.
	Let me just check here.
	I assumed it was his own.
	It's his entire brand.
	It's called...
	The Bald Eagle Initiative.
	The Bald Eagle Initiative.
	And you just bought someone else's?
	It's very similar.
	Is that a fucking football?
	Or is that Alars?
	What the fuck?
	It's a bullet.
	Wait, what is he?
	Is it a spaceship?
	What's he on?
	Zoom in.
	Computer, enhance.
	Computer, enhance.
	Computer, enhance.
	What the Samoa?
	No.
	What is that?
	It's not a planet.
	What are you doing, dude?
	What the hell is that?
	Not any of this.
	So that'll be fun to watch.
	Wait a minute.
	Oh, shit.
	I know what I did with that.
	I'm going to have to steal Rob from Peter to pay Paul.
	Because in feminism, we have a thing.
	You're going to jump all the way to 80, Ryan.
	And yes, that's how many links we have.
	We're barely through page one.
	It's going to be a long goal.
	Hi, I'm currently dying, and I would like to schedule a consultation.
	Uh, lie down.
	Tara.
	Hi there.
	I'm sure you're familiar with the process.
	When you know you're going to die, you can have yourself cloned.
	You have very clean skin.
	I like your shirt.
	But life has thrown you a curveball.
	You're not dying anymore.
	Hold on a sec.
	Go back.
	What were the other movies?
	The Art of Self-Defense?
	Riley Stearns.
	That's a chick, right?
	Yeah, that's a chick.
	No, just keep showing the trailer.
	I'll look it up.
	But life has thrown you a curveball.
	Oh, looks like a guy.
	Ew.
	This guy.
	Well, sort of a guy.
	Yeah.
	You're not dying anymore.
	The duel to the death will be in approximately one year.
	Wait.
	Did you say duel to the death?
	Can't have two of you walking around forever.
	That'd be ridiculous.
	Do you want to live?
	Yes?
	This guy's obsessed with martial arts.
	I'd like to fight him.
	I'm maybe a size smaller than you.
	I'm going to kill her.
	A properly trained human body is a weapon.
	Okay, so that is a lefty's version of a Paul Rudd movie, which was already a lefty movie.
	That is the exact same plot as Living With Yourself, 81, where Paul Rudd learns of a way to clone yourself, they kill him, and then he doesn't die.
	So then his new quest is to kill the clone.
	They cloned the movie.
	And now one of them has to die.
	The path of life brings us many troubles.
	Hope, pain, penis, talk, sadness, humiliation.
	Look what this warren meritocracy is doing to creativity.
	They're just repeating movies from two years ago.
	Better than ever.
	A better you.
	The best you can be.
	That's what I want.
	How do you feel?
	Happy.
	When the music starts to fade.
	Oh, I don't want to keep these up.
	Okay.
	Are you okay?
	Don't need to go down.
	No, no, no, no, it's fine.
	I woke up in a spa, went to work, and came home.
	I woke up in a grave, and then I walked for six hours to find whatever the fuck you are.
	Now, there's two me's.
	Fuck that.
	And funny, the trailer, the second trailer is way better.
	Anyway, let's get back to work here.
	AMC, you know, where you go to see movies?
	They've decided to wage war on movies, their own movies.
	What?
	They are, before they show some disgusting, racist, sexist, birth of a nation hate porn like Police Academy, you know, in some vintage blast from the past, 80s Sundays at AMC.
	Someone comes out and warns you that some of these jokes are old-fashioned.
	Believe it or not, jokes from almost half a century ago are old.
	Did you know that?
	AMC Networks unveils new content initiative designed to get people talking about important and sometimes difficult issues.
	Well, go back to the tweet, though, because this guy, oh, good.
	No, no, go up.
	AMC is breaking into its showing of Police Academy to have two talking heads shame the film's joke writers 38 years after the fact for not living up to 2022 standards on race, gender, and sexuality.
	This is, as Ricky Gervais points out, that who would have guessed that saying women don't have penises would be considered offensive in 2022.
	Does Michael Winslow come out and he's like, wham, whamp, whow, ohooga?
	Beep, beep.
	I looked at the, pull up the trailer for Police Academy.
	It's real tame.
	Very diverse.
	It has the problem that I was talking about earlier with too many main characters, but that's kind of the point of the show.
	And they did focus on Steve Gutenberg as the main guy, right?
	Uh-oh, crime's out of control.
	Desperate measures were needed.
	Want you to go to the police again.
	The police attack is such a dangerous slave.
	Honey, don't worry.
	Desperate measures.
	Violence against women.
	But you did it by accident.
	The mayor says we have to take this rhythm.
	I'm trapped here?
	Oh, yes.
	We all are.
	What about guns?
	When do we get guns?
	You will be screwed and fire up.
	That's mocking gun lovers.
	That's good.
	I've seen nothing but political correctness so far.
	That makes guns look bad, right?
	Black woman at the front.
	Authority.
	The cop goes into a horse's ass.
	That's liberals like that.
	Women kicking ass.
	But look, men enjoying women with their pussies on your...
	I guess that's sexist.
	Zeke Heiling?
	Nazi pussies.
	Kyle Titler.
	Now, if she started choking the guy, that would have been hot.
	Barely.
	Black violence.
	Big, huge people are mean.
	I can turn it down.
	Going against the narrative where blacks are intimidating police officers.
	Women are horny.
	That's a feminist thing.
	Jan 6.
	See the thighs.
	Or up end.
	Come on, come on.
	I haven't got all day the thighs.
	That looked like sexual harassment.
	Whatever happened to that guy?
	I think he, like, last I checked, he did tours where he, like, does stand-up sound effects.
	Yeah, Michael Winslow.
	I can't believe you know his name.
	They go near Animal House.
	Someone's gonna die.
	What's 2-8?
	Is that just the trailer for Animal House?
	Shake it.
	2-I.
	Yep.
	Yeah, we don't need to see the trailer for Animal House.
	Could see Michael Winslow.
	What, like now?
	Yeah.
	Is he on tour now?
	He's still doing shit.
	Oh, my God.
	It's called Voice Trementalism.
	He's got his Police Academy badge there.
	Wow.
	Very cool.
	Way to milk it.
	That's like the band from Animal House.
	They still tour.
	Wow.
	They're 136 years old.
	How many noises can I make in two minutes?
	And the judges will pick the category, and the time will begin with the first choice.
	Simon, go first.
	Pick a category.
	From there.
	Yes, sir.
	Okay, uh, animals, please.
	Okay, here we go.
	What?
	It's a wolf.
	That's an owl.
	Is that a monkey?
	That's racist.
	Look out!
	Tiger, alert.
	There's your tiger.
	Those aren't hard.
	Tiger?
	Elephant!
	Next category!
	What?
	The ocean.
	This is embarrassing.
	AMC should have warned me about this.
	Warning.
	This sucks.
	Donald Trump had an amazing idea.
	Why don't we make a network for all the canceled people and people who've been censored?
	And we'll call it TMTG.
	Oh.
	Nothing like TGMS, of course.
	Trump Media Technology Group.
	Just like the SPLC was based on the SCLC, Trump comes up with a canceled network that has almost the exact same acronym as my own show.
	Whether it be in Hollywood, news media, search engines, payment processing, these are all areas that I think people could get canceled.
	Americans could get canceled if you don't pay homage to the proper woke God.
	Those are the things we're going to fight against, Devin Nunes, CEO of Truth Social and former Republican congressman told Epoch TV's American Thought Leaders Program in an interview earlier this year.
	They should buy us.
	Oh, now I'm reading my own text.
	They should buy us and call that section After Dark.
	No, no one will ever buy us.
	We are unsellable.
	We're uncancelable.
	We're unsellable.
	And so what this will end up being is a really watered-down version of Censored.tv.
	It'll be like that comedy tour that Daily Wire does with Adam Carolla and Ty Richards and the fucking Marine guy, Rob Marina, what's his name?
	And those kind of guys, like Tim Home Improvement Guy.
	Tim Allen.
	There's going to be no one remotely controversial on that thing, I guarantee you.
	James Woods.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	James Woods.
	Kevin Sorbo.
	Jimmy Miller.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I promise that's what it's going to be.
	Kevin Sorbo.
	Which those guys are all fine.
	Yeah, they're cool.
	No one has a problem with them, but are you really clamoring to see them talk?
	But I sent you a pic a while ago of someone trying to privately DM.
	I was making a mass email this morning for the Orlando show because we have, though we only have 25,000 subscribers, we've had people come and go.
	And over the long term, we have like 80,000 emails.
	So let's mail it to those.
	We'll fill up the theater.
	I think the capacity is 700.
	And I'm writing it.
	And I realize as I'm writing the URL, censored.tv slash Orlando, they can't DM that to their friends, not even privately.
	Most of you know this, but just so you know, switch whenever you want.
	You'll just yield glasses all.
	Oh, wait then.
	Thank you, sir.
	No problem, buddy.
	And then he sends his friend the link.
	Message could not be sent.
	Oh, yeah.
	This is an ancient crime.
	I know, I know, I know.
	But I'm just showing you how incredibly censored we are.
	It's banana.
	In DM.
	It used to be like DMs are your personal plate.
	You could say whatever the fuck you'd like.
	And then that changed maybe about a year.
	Can you still send dick pics?
	I bet.
	That's my bread and butter.
	That's what I do all day, every day.
	So this, when I found out Trump was basically stealing my idea, it made me scared of him.
	And a horror movie I previously wasn't worried about now seems like one of the scariest things I could imagine.
	We live in a dangerous world, Pepe.
	Muslim, Mexican, Haitian, gay, black, transgender, they don't want us to be part of their elitist society.
	If it was up to them, they told us all away.
	These creatures are level with hatred, hypocrisy, insolence, lies, prejudice, and family.
	Chicken is that fried chicken?
	He ate KFC on the plane once.
	Is this real?
	I think it is.
	No, it's can't be, right?
	Nothing wrong with that.
	But if it's a joke, then it's a parody of people who vilify Trump.
	So it's a right-wing joke.
	Are they aware of what they're doing?
	Okay, final note in our Hollywood section of the show.
	We've barely begun the show, folks.
	Barely begun.
	So Naomi Wolf, who I totally lost respect for a long time ago, she's sort of a lefty.
	I think she did backlash a bunch of feminist books.
	She did a book about how many gays were murdered by the British government back, I don't know, 200 years ago.
	And the whole book documents it well.
	Good job.
	Except she misunderstood.
	This is not the story.
	I'm telling you an old story and why I don't respect her.
	She misunderstood the verbiage of sentence to termination or something like that.
	She assumed it was death, but it's not.
	It's just like almost as bad as death, but you are no longer considered a member of society, but you're not literally killed.
	So let's jump ahead to that.
	3-2?
	Yeah.
	Interviewer exposes false data in homosexual executions.
	That was 2019.
	I'll get to the modern aspect of this in a second, but go down a bit.
	It's so bad.
	Yeah, click on that.
	You get sentences, as I mentioned, of penal servitude for 10 or 15 years.
	And I found like several dozen executions, but that was again only looking at the old daily records and the crime tables.
	Several dozen executions.
	Correct.
	And this corrects a misapprehension that is in every website that the last man was executed for sodomy in Britain in 1835?
	I don't think you're right about this.
	One of the cases that you're a liar that's salient in your report is that of Thomas Silver.
	It says teenagers were now convicted more often.
	Indeed, that year, which is 1859, 14-year-old Thomas Silver was actually executed for committing sodomy.
	The boy was indicted for an unnatural offence, guilty, death recorded.
	This is the first time the phrase unnatural offence entered the old Bailey records.
	Death recorded.
	Thomas Silver wasn't executed.
	Death recorded.
	It did not flub at all.
	No, it wasn't a flub.
	There was no fucking flub.
	It was not a flub.
	I was really surprised by this, and I looked it up.
	Death recorded is what's in, I think, most of these cases that you've identified as executions.
	It doesn't mean that he was executed.
	It was a category that was created in 1823 that allowed judges to abstain from pronouncing a sentence of death on any capital convict whom they considered to be a fit subject for pardon.
	I don't think any of the executions you've identified here actually happened.
	Sometimes the complaints will be false.
	Well, that's a really important thing to investigate.
	Yes.
	What is your thesis?
	That's your understanding of what death recorded means.
	Death recorded.
	This is also from, I've just read you the definition of it there from the Old Bailey website.
	But I've got here a newspaper report about Thomas Silver and also something from the prison records that show the date of his discharge.
	The prisoner was found guilty and sentence of death was recorded.
	Yeah.
	But the jury recommended the prisoner to the youth.
	See, I think this is a kind of...
	When I found this, I didn't really know what to do with it because I think it's quite a big problem with your argument.
	Also, it's the nature of the offense here.
	Thomas Silver committed an indecent assault on a six-year-old boy.
	That's...
	So anyway, that's why she's dead to me.
	But it is worth...
	So that was Ancillary.
	I just wanted to show you why.
	Every time I see her name, I go, ugh.
	But it is still worth noting that she is about to release a book called The Bodies of Others about big tech's war on us, and big tech censored it.
	It's unavailable.
	It will not be.
	Two days before The Bodies of Others, my new book about Big Tech making war on us humans comes out.
	Please order a copy.
	She's been permanently suspended from Twitter.
	Guess who else turns on humans who shit on them?
	Not rabid Pumas, but robots in Terminator 2.
	We are reaching the war of the machines.
	When we criticize them, they shut us down.
	That's a concern.
	Another one that fell victim, I don't know, got to read into why, but our buddy Ibrahim X. Kendi's animated movie, Anti-Racist Baby.
	Brian, what the fuck has that got to do with what we're talking about?
	Because he's a lefty and he's getting shut down too.
	No, she is shut down because she criticized big tech and big tech shut her down.
	Ibrahim X is being removed from Netflix because Netflix is going bankrupt because they bought a whole bunch of woke garbage and they're trying to save their company.
	Very different, but thank you for your input.
	I don't like millennials like Ryan, but I do, and I fucking hate boomers, but it's one is beholden on a regular basis to look at his prejudices and try to see the other side.
	So I spent some time earlier to see the other side of the boomer experience, and I found 10 really cool things about them that I'd like to share with you now via the green screen.
	Okay, this is what I promised you.
	Earlier in the show, 10 things I love about baby boomers.
	I fucking hate baby boomers.
	My baby boomer parents raised me and taught me to hate baby boomers.
	They hated their brethren.
	And it's a deep-seated prejudice I have.
	But a good intellectual, as I said earlier, wants to challenge himself.
	So I thought, let's say some good things about them.
	I'd like to start out with some bad things.
	Education, the greatest generation created a fantastic education.
	Even art school, you'd leave and you could do photorealism.
	Education today is an absolute shit show.
	Harvard students, women are told they don't have to attend rape law classes if they find them too traumatizing.
	Mathematics has been infiltrated by woke garbage.
	Meritocracy is at war, as we discussed last night.
	Teachers are talking about making grades race-based, where Asians are punished and blacks are lifted up.
	It's all fucking backwards now.
	Buying a home, you could pay off in five years back then.
	I don't know, 60 grand house, 80.
	I think my dad bought our house for 80 grand.
	Now, most people will never be able to pay off their house.
	They invented divorce.
	It wasn't a thing before boomers.
	They invented the whole idea of midlife crisis, and I need to buy a convertible and fuck a 20-year-old when I'm middle-aged.
	That's all those fuckers.
	And see, I'm getting mad now just talking about them.
	But they did some good things.
	Now, just so you can picture boomers here, they obviously come from the baby boom.
	After the Second World War, people were horny and wanted to fornicate.
	They wanted to start anew.
	They had jobs.
	They were ready to rock.
	No more war.
	Let's party.
	Let's make love, not war.
	And so there was a massive boom of this generation.
	They dominated everything.
	They defined the 50s, 60s, and the 70s.
	They still define the culture, in a sense.
	They're still the ones that are putting signs on their lawns and voting for Biden.
	I'm still shitting on them in a segment called 10 Things I love.
	So the old ones were born in 43.
	That's Mick Jagger, Robert De Niro.
	Who else do we got there?
	Janet Chopin, a lot of dead ones.
	Chevy Chase, Christopher Walken, Keith Richards.
	The young ones are 1968, two years before me.
	I'm almost a young baby boomer.
	Beetlejuice, we got there.
	Will Smith, Guy Fieri, Owen Wilson.
	Seems like a lot shittier.
	LL Cool J. The young boomers.
	Oh, Peaches is a baby boomer.
	Who knew?
	Lucy Lou, the ageless Lucy Lou.
	Nardoir.
	Nardoir.
	All right.
	So that gives you an idea of what a baby boomer is.
	So we'll start with number one.
	Great things about them.
	They got married.
	How many of your friends have been dating someone for seven years, eight years?
	Oh, I'm not ready.
	Oh, I want to make money before I have kids.
	They got married and had kids when they were 22.
	They lived in a shitty apartment.
	They were still going to school sometimes.
	Where were we, us Gen Xers?
	We were in the bedroom, in a little cot.
	Sometimes we were in a drawer.
	But they didn't fuck around.
	They had the balls to put a ring on it and start making babies.
	Gen X, on the other hand, possibly traumatized by divorce, are scared of getting married way into their 30s and sometimes even early 40s.
	These guys didn't think about money.
	They weren't scared about not being able to make ends meet.
	They just made ends meet.
	And that impresses me.
	And, you know, a lot of boomers I know, a lot of my friends' parents, they're rich now, but they were fucking broke when they had us.
	And they struggled and they worked overtime and the mom made it happen and they sacrificed.
	They only had one car.
	They didn't take vacations.
	They lived a tough, scrabble life in those early 20s.
	And I don't know, it kind of made for good parenting, which I'll get to in a second.
	So that you don't have to wait to be financially prepared to have kids.
	Number two, as I mentioned in the intro, they learned.
	They had a fantastic education.
	They left art school, able to do the painting on the front of a Harlequin romance novel.
	Education sucks now, but the beauty of going to schools when education was good is baby boomers are pretty smart.
	Even the fucking liberals that I hate.
	You ask them about Israel and Palestine and when it was formed, and India and Pakistan when they were formed, the civil war between the Muslims and the Hindus.
	You ask them about the wars in Australia, the Boer War of 1800, Winston Churchill's past before he was a politician, how he was a rich kid with an insecurity.
	You know, you can ask them about Hunter Thompson and the Yippie movement right up into the 70s, Weather Underground.
	They know all this shit, great knowledge of geography and history.
	So they're educated because education was good back then.
	And as we saw in the opening with those men on the streets, so we are not fucking educated.
	We don't know what a compass is anymore.
	Number three, they love bragging about this, but I got to admit, they stopped a war.
	Pretty good.
	Pretty impressive.
	You should have the numbers on these.
	They always say they stopped a war, but let's cut the shit they did.
	A big part of, of course, ending the war was seeing media footage for the first time.
	World War II, we didn't see a lot of dead babies.
	But with the Vietnam War, we had cameras over there.
	It was being broadcast into people's living rooms.
	And for the first time ever, America realized how horrific war is.
	Thank God.
	Maybe World War II could have ended much earlier if everyone could see how horrific it was.
	Pat Buchanan makes a great argument that we never even should have gone there.
	He said, let the commies and the Nazis fight it out.
	The fuck's on her head?
	So after we started seeing the footage, there was a palpable animosity towards the war.
	60,000 men, many of them 18 years old, dying for what?
	To protect France's interests in Vietnam?
	No, I don't want to do that.
	And they took that anger and manifested it onto the streets and helped end a horrific war.
	A war that I think we can all agree, right and left, we all sort of shudder to think of what that war must have been like.
	I can still just be on the bus or the train and just think of it and go, dr. Which is why when we see a Vietnam vet, we revere them so much.
	Number four, they partied.
	People are pussies now.
	Like I try to organize things with my Gen X fellow dads and they're like, well, not on Wednesday night.
	I have to work.
	When I was a kid, my parents would party on a Tuesday night, Wednesday night.
	We'd have Halloween parties where I would go trick-or-treating by myself because they'd be back dressed as vampires and goblins at home with like 50 friends there wall to wall.
	I remember coming out of my bedroom as a 10-year-old and going, I got to go to school tomorrow.
	Shut up.
	And they're like, woo, dancing to dire straits and meatloaf or whatever.
	And it would look like the Holocaust.
	There'd be bodies strewn everywhere as half the boomers were asleep on each other.
	They're smoking pot.
	I remember being in the back of Diane Hickling's van and I could smell weed because they were smoking weed in the front seat.
	This is back when weed took seven joints to get high.
	And there's no ventilation.
	So I'm in a fucking hot box.
	And they didn't care.
	No seatbelts.
	You know, you watch the first Bad News Bears and Walter Mathow was sitting there with the beer.
	Everywhere, every time I saw my dad, he had a beer and a cigarette in his hand, 24 hours a day.
	And that's just a fun lifestyle.
	They lived in the moment.
	And we don't party like that anymore.
	Some of us, you know, New Yorkers go out a lot and we get wasted, but it's just because our apartment sucks so bad.
	We don't want to be stuck inside there.
	In the suburbs today, you don't really see parties anymore.
	Now, of course, the boomers fucked it up a bit because they got so wasted they ended up fucking each other, which led to the divorce boom.
	But still, I wish people would have more fun.
	You know, my wife and I are the only ones who have parties at our house.
	The neighbors, other people don't, there's no other Christmas parties.
	My wife stopped having them actually because she's like, we blow a couple grand every time we have one of these parties.
	We would get musicians to play and stuff.
	She's like, no one else is doing it.
	Fuck this.
	Number five, they didn't helicopter.
	They don't helicopter, parent.
	We'd get on bikes, you know, when you see ET and they're racing around on their BMXs.
	And look at that.
	She's playing with the hammer.
	I remember building shit in the garage with saws.
	I build these parking lots for my matchbooks cars.
	My dad wasn't there.
	He was doing something else.
	We'd say bye in the morning and then I'd see you at dinner.
	That was it.
	I don't know what we did for lunch.
	I don't think we did anything.
	And I go to all my kids' games now.
	There's something weird about going to a baseball game for young boys.
	Not just nine-year-olds, but like up to 13, 14, 15.
	They're in a cage.
	They're wearing uniforms.
	They're playing a game.
	All the parents are there to see them.
	When the pitcher throws a good pitch, we clap.
	That's it.
	Great pitch.
	When he throws a ball, we go, okay, you got this.
	Stay on it.
	Like, that's every little molecule of the baseball game.
	I'm guilty of this too.
	I'm no saint.
	I'm sitting there clapping every time my son pitches well.
	And when he gets a ball because he doesn't swing, I go, good eye, good eye.
	Like, it's almost like they're lab rats.
	When I was a kid, we played soccer.
	Most of my parents, most of my friends' parents were British.
	We're in like a British area, I guess.
	And so it was soccer and hockey.
	But hockey wasn't teams.
	It was road hockey.
	And the idea of parents coming to see us play, they'd come to some of our organized games, but it wasn't a thing.
	There's nary a parent missing in any kids' game in modern suburbs.
	So the helicopter parenting is bad for youth.
	And now we're so scared.
	There was way more kidnapping back then.
	Crime's gone down dramatically since the 70s.
	Yet we're so paranoid about our kids that we have to have activists like Lenore Skinesi writing books like Free Range Kids to say, it's okay to let your kids play.
	You don't need to be there all the time.
	Don't keep them indoors on screens.
	They're going to get fat.
	And that's why we have an obesity problem.
	So shout out to the boomers for letting kids play and not constantly monitoring them all the time and worrying that, like, we have parents now who go like, can you tell the other kids on the chat to stop making fun of Joey?
	He's freaking out.
	I even had a dad say that once.
	Can you tell those guys to let my son back in the group chat?
	And I said, yeah, okay.
	And then I thought later, no, I'm not getting involved in my son's group chats.
	Fuck off.
	Number six, they took chances.
	If you lose your job and you get an opportunity elsewhere, you go move there.
	We talked about this on Anthony's show.
	I keep calling it Anthony's show.
	It's my show too, on Compound Censored.
	If you're working in Pittsburgh, the plant shuts down, not only will you go to another city, you'll start a whole new career.
	Now you've opened a fucking restaurant, a deli, a Chinese restaurant.
	Then they moved to California.
	We moved like 80 times.
	I moved from England to Canada.
	There was a great opportunity in Canada.
	I picked up my British accent, packed up my Bino comics, and bang, I was a hoser in a week because my parents saw a better opportunity in a completely different continent.
	Now you get people going, well, I want to stay in my field.
	I'll wait for another chance to be a social media influencer for this restaurant.
	And that's impressive.
	Oh, here's another thing within the same thing.
	They do shit like build a house in the middle of nowhere.
	Like, I have a friend, Jen Xer, who, this is the same one.
	Wait, are we at the...
	Oh, sorry, this is a different one, right?
	That was helicopter.
	Did we start they took chances yet?
	I'm getting fucked up.
	Well, I thought it was supposed to be their mobile, which kind of blends into.
	So, Ryan, you have an old version.
	Oh, we did helicopter, and now we're on chances.
	They didn't helicopter, and then number six is they took chances.
	I told you the other day to use the most recent email.
	They took chances.
	So, number six.
	Number five was they didn't helicopter.
	Number six is they took chances.
	Yeah, that's right.
	You got that?
	Yep, they took chances.
	So, within they took chances.
	Like, there's this house called the Diamond House in the Hamptons.
	It was made for $6,000 in the early 60s.
	And I just thought it was so ballsy that someone, like, the Hamptons took four hours to get to back then.
	Long Island was, like, five hours before the highways.
	And these people would, like, find a piece of beachland, buy it for nothing, and then just build a house on it.
	Like, I have a buddy, one of the dudes, Dave from Fubar, he got a container and he stuck it in the woods in Newfoundland, I think, Halifax.
	And he just built a house around it.
	That's the basic structure.
	I think he actually made one, the foundation, and stacked another one on top.
	That's pretty rare with my generation.
	The fact that the boomers did it on a regular basis is something I envy, where they would just find a place in the middle of nowhere, level the land, kind of like Owen Benjamin.
	I'm giving all these examples of Gen X doing it, but it was relatively common back then.
	And now it's only freaks like my creative weirdo friends, Owen Benjamin and Dave from Fubar.
	But look at this house.
	Now, it's not the most fantastic example because most of this house was actually the greatest generation.
	But forget the actual story behind this house, but this is the kind of thing I'm talking about.
	Look at the old video of it.
	Are there pictures of it?
	That's it today.
	It's worth 10 zillion.
	Yeah, look at that.
	So that's in the 60s.
	They just got a weird architect to put two squares on its side, on their sides, and they made this fucking house in the middle of nowhere.
	Now, of course, it's West Hampton.
	It's worth zillions.
	But West Hampton wasn't West Hampton back then.
	It was a weird piece of abandoned beachland.
	Number seven, they don't complain.
	Working-class boomers, especially, they don't go to the doctor.
	They'll just, you'll find out after they die.
	Like, I know a guy whose father-in-law just Died.
	He was a cop and he had stage four cancer.
	He didn't tell anyone.
	He just slowly, quietly died.
	And then his instructions were to be immediately cremated.
	Now, apparently, if you had cancer and you got a special kind of health insurance, they find out that you didn't mention the cancer or you weren't even tested for it, you lose that health insurance, the kids don't get the money, right?
	Your children don't get the money, your children being 50 years old.
	But if you are never diagnosed and you're instantly cremated, how are they going to find out you have cancer?
	So he just took cancer on the chin to maximize the inheritance for his daughter.
	That's what I should say instead of children, his daughter.
	That's a boomer thing.
	Like I was talking to another guy about my kid who might have peanut allergies.
	And if he does, they're not very intense, but we're getting him tested now.
	And he goes, oh yeah, I have peanut allergies too.
	And I go, Jerry, I've seen you eat peanuts.
	And he goes, yeah, it's really bad.
	I break out in hives.
	This guy is allergic to something, but he eats it anyway because it's yummy as his eyes, you know, slowly seal and he sort of is wheezing for an hour after.
	They don't complain about that.
	You'll often see like a dad, a boomer dad with just duct tape and shit wrapped around his finger.
	We, and I'm guilty of this as a Gen Xer, we get a cut, we go to the hospital, we get stitches, we take antibiotics, it might get infected.
	They would just sort of tape it up.
	Lose a finger, not a big deal.
	I admire that about them.
	They don't complain.
	Number eight, they fought.
	Fighting today is on the cell phones.
	It's recorded.
	There's a civil suit.
	There's a criminal suit.
	It's the biggest deal in the world.
	He's kicked out of the league.
	He can't come to his son's games anymore.
	Oh no, he's ostracizing his community.
	It's like you fucked a kid.
	When my dad, he saw a guy, I've told this story a million times, but he saw a guy's dad, dad, he saw a guy's dog taking a shit in the park and he goes, pick that up.
	And the guy said, no.
	And they got into a massive fistfight that lasted 20 minutes with the dog barking and going nuts.
	They fought each other.
	My dad woke up the next day.
	His head was this big.
	I remember being at fights with my dad.
	I would, we're at a bar once, and my dad was looking at this other guy, and they were doing this kind of face.
	And then the younger guy, just with gestures, there's been no back and forth talking.
	They decide to go outside.
	My dad goes outside first.
	He's not stable on the ice.
	Turns around.
	The guy just fucking clocks my dad, breaks his nose.
	My dad had to go to the hospital because he had blood shooting out of his face.
	That was just a normal night.
	And neither of those guys press charges in either of those stories.
	And then Anthony's talking about the other day on Compound Censored.
	They're all just as cowboys because they're in the South.
	They get in a fight with some tourists.
	It's four guys fighting four guys, cowboys versus Germans.
	And then what do they do when they're done in the fight?
	They go into the bar and they have a drink.
	That's what men do.
	That's normal behavior.
	A fight isn't a big deal.
	Worst case scenario, you break your nose.
	They reset it.
	I never even got mine reset when I got beat up by jocks for saying nothing.
	They were calling us auto a trash.
	They attacked us.
	I have a bit of a C-shape to my nose.
	Big fucking deal.
	But now, a fight is the most unthinkable, horrible thing.
	It used to be like taking a shit.
	It used to be like diarrhea.
	Oh, I had a really bad fight last night.
	I ate Mexican.
	Number nine, you got to give this to them, folks.
	They invented stuff.
	Did they not?
	You got to admit, all the computers, iPhone, all the innovations since the 70s are pretty fucking amazing.
	Even like in warfare.
	Look at the XM1 tank.
	The speed it goes at.
	All the shit.
	I saw a guy the other day flying.
	Look at computers.
	They started this.
	This thing could probably do three times two.
	And that's about it.
	Now they've shrunk them down to this big.
	The computers alone, the massive improvements in computers we got from the baby boomers drastically changed our lives.
	And we should be thankful for that.
	I'll give that to you guys.
	Good work on the computers.
	Good work at inventing shit.
	So late in the game, too.
	And number 10, Mr. Gorbachev, take down that wall.
	Ronald Reagan ended communism.
	Now, it's creeping back in, thanks to black activism and their acolytes.
	But for a while there, we beat it back.
	And people don't realize before communism how bad, sorry, before Reagan, how bad things were getting.
	Before he said, Gorbachev, take down that wall.
	We had, this is in the 60s and 70s.
	We'd seen a powerful counterattack by communism against its semi-defeat in the Cuba crisis of 62.
	The Soviet Union had squashed Czechoslovakia's attempt to win a little freedom for Central Europe, and it set about disconnecting Western Europe from America's nuclear protection by building a nuclear missile force of its own that could hit America.
	The North Vietnamese Army had helped its local friends to impose a one-party communist dictatorship on a South Vietnam, most of whose people did not want it.
	The Russians were busily constructing a network of alliances in the Middle East and Africa.
	The Cold War, it seemed, might roll on forever.
	And then Ronald Reagan came along.
	Not the brightest bulb in the tree, not a professional politician, not a lot of experience, but he knew some basic things.
	He knew that we needed to get big government out of the way.
	Let America handle itself.
	Let the people conduct their own freedom.
	Don't thwart progress by trying to improve it.
	And he also knew that communism is the biggest scourge.
	This is something most of us have forgotten, and we're paying the price for it now.
	So while we shit on the boomers for wrecking a lot of Western society, it's important to remember that up until the 80s, at least, they were doing a damn good job of preserving our freedoms and ensuring the West is the best.
	So let's make America great again and try to get back to these days when the boomers weren't shitheads and they were actually kind of awesome dudes.
	This is getting heavy.
	Heavy shit in here.
	I think we're ready to start the show, Ryan.
	Damn.
	Come on, Truck.
	Not a moment too soon.
	Bring it to you.
	I thought we weren't going to.
	So I. So you came up with some excuses?
	Yeah.
	I fucking came up with my excuses.
	Like when a T is a K?
	That's a flub.
	Oh, but this isn't a flub.
	This isn't a flub.
	Oh.
	That's not a flub.
	It's not a flub that you put something away that we're going to need?
	Didn't seem like we were going to need it.
	We skipped this all the time.
	All right.
	And the beginning of the show involves lesbian gays by trans and queers.
	So that's another interesting show.
	Why are you ugly?
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	And then we fell in love.
	And then they eat the poop.
	And we have a very good relationship.
	I don't like my ticket.
	You don't want to see a close-up picture of my haters because you hate Damon.
	You ugly.
	Homophobal.
	Beautiful trans statue that was just put up in Oxford.
	It's a little beaver person on top of a woman's head.
	It's called the Woman of Our Times.
	And I agree with them that this grotesque structure that Ryan seems reluctant to show us is a perfect summation of what the radical left has done to women.
	If you can just zoom out there.
	There we go.
	That would have been nice at the beginning.
	Three arms, a penis, and a beaver woman on her head.
	Yes.
	I agree with you.
	That is the fucking mess you've made of Western women.
	Are you proud of yourself?
	Is that woman writing about how beautiful it is kidding?
	I don't think she is.
	I think she likes it.
	What is she saying?
	A beautiful afternoon in summertown Oxford.
	Deeply honored to be asked to unveil Woman of Our Times, a moving graphic representation of modern femininity.
	Huge thanks to the Lib DemCherwell Council for their love and financial support.
	I agree.
	We finally converged.
	Venn diagram.
	Radical left and radical right agrees that that is a great example of what they've done to women in America.
	As TERFs, trans-exclusionary radical feminists, we've always said we have no problem with gays and lesbians.
	They exist.
	They're a thing.
	Stay away from our kids.
	Stop pushing it.
	Just be you.
	Be a gay over there.
	BTQ and the rest, not a thing.
	It's straight people trying to be special.
	They tried being black in the 80s and 90s, the Wigger movement, right?
	The M ⁇ Ms.
	Didn't work.
	Sean King pulled it off, but few could.
	But saying you're sort of gay, it's like saying your back hurts.
	You're going to get early retirement.
	So 3-4, we clearly see B is not a thing.
	50% of bisexual women now sleep exclusively with men.
	Half of the bi people are not bi.
	They are uni.
	That is fucking, isn't that not crystal clear proof they're retarded?
	Bisexual women under three with only male partners.
	Sorry, you're not bi.
	And then there's, of course, we could do like 10 shows on women coming out to their students.
	But I'm really getting into these days the concept of smelling and sensing what people are all about.
	And you really can tell.
	If you're awkward around someone, they might be a fed.
	They're definitely not for you.
	Your goal in life should be to be around people you can most be yourself around.
	On top of that, you can kind of tell when someone is not right in the head, when they're not being themselves, when they're deeply damaged, when they're manic depressives, when they're bipolar.
	You can smell mental illness.
	You can feel it.
	And feel the complete desperation and sadness that's in this mentally ill woman's demeanor.
	Some of you remember my non-binary emotional support dragon, Bean.
	Bean.
	Did I just say they were non-binary?
	I believe I did.
	I have introduced Bean to former students of mine as being not a boy or a girl and using they-them pronouns.
	And they reacted positively.
	However, I kind of stopped the experiment because of my own fear.
	Because I wasn't out to body superiors yet.
	And I was afraid of how parents would react to me.
	Is she reading the scripts?
	Etc.
	But today I did the thing.
	I came out.
	And I'm really proud of myself, but I just kind of look back.
	Yeah.
	I came up with my bosses because I've been wanting to do this for a while.
	But what finally just made the time right, a kid called me Jack instead of Jackie this morning.
	And they saw that it was cute.
	Like my tooth toothbrushers.
	And uh wait, they thought I was cute?
	Like my toothbrush?
	They thought it was cute.
	So I took that as like an icebreaker and it was like, so guys, by the way, um, I wanted to ask, bring something up.
	Uh, kids are questioning if I'm a boy or a girl.
	And one of my superiors, in a way that like made me think a good meeting on this conversation, was like, please have curiosity.
	What is your answer to that?
	Oh, I can't watch her anymore.
	Jesus H. Christ.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	What a piece of garbage, human.
	What a mess we have.
	These, it's so strange that we delegated these mentally ill weirdos to, we're like, we need a job for you.
	It should have been cleaning.
	Can you just...
	We had a leak here with the HVAC and it's staying the floor.
	Can you just zwiffer that?
	Instead, we said, can you look after my dearest, most sacred thing, my child, and inject your bizarre made-up speech pathology into my child's brain?
	And the other thing, too, about these people is they're very agreeable, because you have to be if you're a fucking crazy, retarded lunatic moron.
	Because in the cave days, they just get a rock dropped on them.
	So they're like, I'm anyone's dog for a bone.
	Radical Marxist weirdos take advantage of that and they say, okay, let's brainwash them into being Marxists and then they can spread our little fucking messages.
	Oh yeah.
	Wait, what was that?
	Oh, that was the trans thread, yeah.
	So that's the Matt Walsh thing we talked about last night, but go down.
	We'll see how much this we can take, because you get example exhaustion.
	But go back up, back up.
	This is a guy just investigating one of these fucking things.
	Go down.
	Is this a woman?
	Turn it up.
	Get away from my car.
	That's that Jessica chick.
	Jessica Talov.
	I'm starting to recognize them now.
	Didn't that guy get arrested?
	You want to get punched, don't you?
	Go away.
	Go away from my car.
	I need police for Langley for you.
	Police in Vancouver must be so sick of that fucking guy.
	Mentally ill again.
	Remember the good old days when your enemies were just assholes?
	When I was a teenager, my enemies were Nazi skinheads.
	They would come and fight us.
	We would fight them.
	Everyone was sane.
	They just had strange political problems.
	And they were violent.
	Good.
	I'll take that any day over this shit.
	I am not challenging your right to be who you are at all.
	Yes, you are, because you are saying that trans women are not women.
	They are women.
	We are women.
	Trans women are women.
	All right.
	Well, we might have to say that.
	We have been women since we're talking about agreement there.
	We were girls when we were born.
	But we were assigned boys when we were born, but we were really actually girls all along.
	And we knew it.
	We all just knew it.
	And you are challenging.
	That sounds like Trump.
	We were assigned boys when we were young, but we were always girls.
	And we knew all along.
	So you can go bye-bye home to mommy.
	All right.
	Well, we might have to have a lot of people.
	We were girls and we were boy.
	But we were.
	Okay, I'm sick of her.
	Her.
	What's this?
	Oh, this is Antifa getting mad?
	This looks old.
	This particular one.
	Get the fuck out of here!
	Why are you so mad at ideas?
	Why do you want to hit someone in the brain for having ideas you don't agree with?
	By the way, you get hit with a pylon, it fucking hurts.
	There was some serious math there.
	Remember Cerebral Balsi were playing a show and someone threw a pylon at the drummer.
	It completely split his head open.
	See, no one fights anymore.
	The good old days boomers just would have beat them up.
	It would have been a good, solid tune-up.
	What's this?
	Protect trans kids.
	I want that shirt.
	Tell me, why are you promoting transpoking in my neighborhood?
	You have no right to be on our streets here.
	See the adrenaline pumping through the one on the left?
	How hard she's breathing and nervous?
	Oh, yeah.
	So she's like a whale on Adderall.
	Oh, she is.
	A whale on land.
	Fucking home and leave this fucking city because you have no right to be here.
	You have no right as a transphobic piece of shit.
	You are harming so many people with your ideology.
	And you say that it's gender ideology?
	I bet that's her entire wallet.
	She doesn't use cash ever.
	That actually hurts kids.
	It hurts everybody.
	Stop approaching me.
	Give me space.
	What do you have to say for yourself?
	What do you have to say for yourself?
	I want to hear you speak.
	What is a woman?
	You are disgusting.
	You are a piece of shit.
	You are fucking disgusting.
	Go home.
	Seriously, go home.
	Piece of shit has lost its oomph since Amber left one in Johnny Depp's bed.
	Now it's like a lucky dog.
	They're always fat.
	Well, I should say, the lesbians, the female to male, are always fat, and the male to female are always skinny.
	There we go.
	It's Fred Armison.
	Very cool.
	Trans gets matters.
	Look at the anger.
	Like, who kills trans people?
	It's gangster, the gangster bad boy drug dealers that they're attracted to, who they either catfish or the guys are ashamed That they fucked a dude.
	So you should be like marching outside of gangsters' homes in the hood.
	But you can't.
	This one's disturbing.
	They think children know what's best for them.
	Kids deserve better than your bigotry.
	I trust children to know what's best for them.
	Don't police a body that doesn't belong to you.
	That's precisely who needs to be policed, is bodies that don't belong to me and bodies that belong to me.
	Children's secrets are something that needs to be policed.
	You are not setting up a secret world with someone else's kid where they can tell you things that their parents don't know.
	That's not acceptable.
	That's not the way this works.
	The answer is no.
	We're almost done this, don't worry.
	A mom wants to cut her tits off, her daughter's tits off.
	She's really excited about it.
	Way do you see this sad loser at the end of this thing?
	This mom is raising fun source.
	Healthy child can get a double mastectomy.
	She wants to disfigure.
	We were arguing about circumcision yesterday.
	How about tit concision?
	Hey, y'all.
	My kid finally made it to this stage.
	So excited.
	Nice.
	Nothing change.
	Legal, everything, all the documents are done.
	This is all that's left.
	Help this cute kid reach his goal.
	Wait, can you pause it right on that thing?
	That weird little creature?
	It's like a nice fat chick who wants to cut her tits off.
	What the fuck are we doing?
	Look at their disgusting pube beard.
	Ugh.
	Reaches goal.
	Thank you.
	And then final one, it'll bring us to the war on kids.
	A girl who wants, who decided she wanted to be a boy at age two.
	She's a fraternal twin.
	She loves her brother.
	More than normal siblings, I would argue, especially at that age.
	And so she sees her boy twin.
	And she thinks, I love that thing.
	She feels that bond and then exacerbates it, exaggerates it, misinterprets it as, I want to be him, a real twin, an identical twin.
	And of course, the parents cannot wait to become visible minorities in their community and be part of diversity.
	Because if there's one thing white people hate, it's being called normal white people.
	Look at even his glasses are kooky.
	Be ready!
	My face!
	On the 6th of March, we welcomed our beautiful twins into the world.
	You turned up Arlo and a girl called Emerald.
	The first one they said was, this is a girl.
	Okay, if you remember your face just like lighting up like this is amazing.
	And then the next one is on, this is a boy.
	Jackpot, you know, one of each.
	This is the perfect combination here.
	Look at Timmy Mippy.
	So now they're four years old and they identify as two boys.
	The first time that I realised Stormy wanted to identify as male was about roughly two and a half.
	But it's not really he said, I want to be a boy.
	He said, I am a boy.
	Yes.
	And that is the difference.
	Jackpot, I'm special.
	Who cares if it fucks up my kid?
	I feel like a boy and I want to be a boy.
	Sometimes people call me girl.
	Do they?
	How does that make you feel?
	Sad.
	Good, correct answer.
	This isn't just a phase.
	This is not a little girl we're looking at here.
	It's a little boy.
	He started being unhappy with being dressed as a girl, so he started being unhappy with wearing dresses.
	Hairclips were a big no-no.
	Didn't like hair clips, didn't like the pigtails.
	He was genuinely upset.
	He was a tomboy asshole.
	10 years ago, 15 years ago, a girl said, I'm a boy.
	And they go, okay, that's fine.
	You wouldn't have a news crew right there.
	And this is the beginning of complete chaos because what's next for that kid?
	Puberty blockers?
	A double mastectomy we all have to fucking raise money for?
	I'm not even right-wing.
	I'm not even a conservative per se.
	I don't consider myself a Republican.
	I'm just a normal dude like you.
	And us normal dudes and dudettes don't want to see children massacred, mutilated.
	We don't want lesbians' tits cut off.
	I can't believe that's right-wing.
	I want to get in a time machine.
	Maybe we should do a sketch like that.
	And I go back to Teenage Me and I go, hey, you're like an anarcho-punk with a mohawk.
	I'm known as the face of hate in America.
	Oh my God, what the fuck happened to me?
	Did you get brainwashed by a Republican cult?
	No, I believe things like women don't have penises, you shouldn't cut a child's tits off, and you shouldn't give children the same drug they used to chemically castrate pedophiles.
	Oh.
	I'm also against segregation.
	I don't think blacks should have a separate prom.
	I don't think blacks and Asians should have different grades based on their race.
	I disapprove of Islam's treatment of women and gays.
	Oh, so you're me.
	Yes.
	It's the background that changed.
	This changed.
	All right, let's get to the war on kids.
	Hello, mama!
	I had a sex page upgrade!
	Who wants to pamp my back?
	We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
	Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.
	At the risk of belaboring the point, we should just have a brief look at kids and drag and how it's not a minor thing.
	It's not one school.
	It's everywhere.
	And how about all the parents, I bet you at least 60, 70% of the dads are not into this, especially the black and Hispanic dads.
	Not one person has the balls to say, This is fucking horseshit.
	What is going on?
	Like the black Santa that was thrust upon us in Chicago.
	All the white dads are like, This is great.
	Santa is black.
	And no one complained but me.
	Like, just yell out, gay!
	And here's another thing that really bugs me about all this is drag is the most uncreative, retarded base talent and culture.
	Like when a woman dresses up in a crazy outfit, you go, oh, wow, look at you.
	Ready to hit the town.
	You don't get together in a room and start clapping hysterically because your mom got dressed up on date night.
	Like, what are we clapping at?
	That you put on a bunch of makeup and then they perform.
	You know how they perform?
	They lip sync their favorite songs.
	Oh, like everyone in America in the shower?
	What are you fucking doing?
	Here they are, of course, dancing on stage.
	Drag conference, featuring risque performers, took place this month in Los Angeles.
	And as everyone has seen by now, we had a young man, young boy, out there dancing on the stage with people throwing money at him.
	Let's scroll down and see if anyone defends this.
	What is happening in America?
	When do they start teaching?
	I just want one person to be like, the kid there was there voluntarily grooming evil stuff, blah, blah, blah.
	If you go to the next one down, 4-2, the dad is defending it.
	He thinks it's pretty awesome.
	This is actually a dance event for kids.
	They had a kids' dance off at this year's Drag Con.
	I guess, how is that a defense?
	With a dedicated kid zone featuring activities and games geared towards drag's youngest fans, how do kids know what drag is?
	The event was full of children lip-syncing along to their favorite pop song or voguing to the beat of the music.
	George Gomez took his six-year-old son, Eli, to the event for the first time.
	Way to go, George.
	Good work.
	He was in...
	No, go back.
	He was in love with Drag Race, said Gomez, who drove from San Diego to be at the convention on Saturday while watching the series.
	He saw a commercial for DragCon, and all he wanted to do.
	Oh, sorry.
	While watching the series, he saw a commercial for DragCon, and all he wanted to do was come.
	And so we were supportive.
	We love our little boy, and whatever makes him happy, makes us happy.
	That's great.
	What could possibly go wrong?
	Eli was, and I'm not saying you're making a straight kid gay.
	I don't care if this kid is a gay egg.
	He hasn't cracked yet.
	He's not going to hatch.
	So why are you shattering the shell and yanking him out of the egg?
	Eli was an audience favorite on the main stage, doing a variety of Vogue dancing moves, including death drops, as other attendees gathered to cheer him on.
	From his place atop the DJ booth, RuPaul was cheering him on, too.
	At one point, Eli made a heart with his hands, giving back the power of love the audience was showing him with his applause.
	His hard work paid off.
	Audience members began tipping him dollar bills to recognize his efforts.
	And there he is performing in a dance off at DragCon, Santiago Philippe Filmmagic.
	I was so surprised at how welcoming Craig and how inclusive this community is, Gomez said.
	All the drag queens were so nice to him, asking him questions about school and more.
	I was really surprised.
	It feels like home.
	So there is someone defending it.
	You know, he was just dancing and doing some moves.
	And then, yeah, some people threw some money because they appreciate it.
	These are death drops.
	Okay.
	This is so funny.
	Oh, good job, Anna.
	I don't think that is a death drop.
	I think a death drop is when you go backwards and you slam against the ground.
	That's a death drop.
	That's it.
	And they had to write that in the article.
	That's making a heart with his hand.
	Nice.
	That's good.
	What's 4-3?
	I think I left my fucking backpack at the gym with the computer.
	Stupid boy.
	Oh no, and they're gone from the gym, right?
	Mega drag thread.
	Oh, wait, look, this just came in.
	The Washington Post stealth-edited Taylor Lorenz's report after YouTubers accused her of falsely claiming she reached out to them for comment prior to publication of her story about content creators thriving during the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial.
	And then Libs of TikTok says, just edited Taylor.
	No, she goes, The Washington Post just edited Taylor Lorenz's article claiming she reached out to two accounts for comment after those accounts posted that she, in fact, never reached out to them.
	An outright lie by WAPO.
	If I were Taylor Lorenz, I'd be crying over this on camera.
	Oh, no, that's a death threat she got.
	I mean, that Libs of TikTok got.
	Okay.
	So, I mean, we'll just skim through this because we're getting example exhaustion here.
	Click on that thread there.
	So the point of all of this massive thread is this is not a one-time thing.
	It's fucking everywhere.
	There's a children at a gay club in Minnesota, pulling them on, dancing like a whore for them, prancing around as little girls clap.
	We're not trying to keep them off the poll anymore.
	Family Pride Day in Massachusetts, honoring Drag Queen Storytime.
	Here's some opportunities for kids to perform with drag queens on stage.
	Look at his gross fake tits hanging out.
	Bristol Library over in the UK with the Drag Queen Story Hour.
	We're dominating the entire Western world.
	Remember, folks, at worst, it's corrupting your children with sexual content.
	Sorry, at best.
	And then at worst, they're grooming them for child rape.
	None of this is very good news.
	Oh, there's a kid already learning all the moves.
	Look at that.
	What if he's not gay?
	Wait, go up a bit.
	Nothing to see here.
	No, Down a bit.
	Just a child dancing for adults with drag queens on stage for money at a drag convention.
	That's the same thing we mentioned earlier.
	All right, so we got the idea.
	It's fucking everywhere.
	And then 4-4 is former school counselor accused of having sex with teen students.
	It seems like it always ends up like that.
	What's 4-4?
	Oh, yeah, that's just like the other one earlier I was talking about.
	All information is kept private.
	The shitty drawing.
	And then you will never be outed to your parents, teachers, or peers.
	Wait, dude, go up a little bit?
	What is that flag?
	Is that the map flag?
	I mean, if that's the map flag, I feel like I should call 911.
	No, so the map flag goes from blue to yellow and then from yellow to pink.
	Go back to that one?
	Okay.
	Thank God.
	I guess I'm grasping for scraps here of them at least being slightly ashamed.
	All right, last one on this, four or five.
	You may not question any of this.
	So here's a Zoom call.
	Luckily, Hispanics are brave enough to say, wait, what the fuck is going on?
	And some of these people start talking about all the woke books.
	And I did a whole segment on this.
	It's everywhere.
	And immediately the teacher, the administrator, shuts it down because you're literally not allowed to ask questions.
	This is worth a watch, trust me.
	Do you think whites invented races?
	And if so, when?
	What century roughly?
	At what age do you feel children should be introduced to such material without direct parental involvement?
	And I should mention that I think this is one example of one book, but there were questions about some other books as well.
	So good evening, council members.
	Before you ask that question, I'd like to interject and say that this could be a racially charged question.
	And at this time, you should be considering transitioning to community feedback or the candidates will leave the platform.
	What?
	Was that speaking?
	This was a question that our community submitted.
	We have had discussions about that.
	So I think it's important to have a public discussion.
	Some families think it's racially charged to put this book in front of our kids.
	So I would like to have the superintendents because it's definitely a topic that has been very relevant in our meetings and is definitely very relevant for several families.
	I understand that, Daniela, but at this time, respectfully, I'll ask you to move to another question or we transition to the community feedback of the town hall.
	So you just the last 30 minutes of censoring this question or you're telling me, can I ask another question or you can ask another question, but allowing 30 minutes for community feedback, right?
	We'll definitely allow, but without the candidates being in the platform.
	Yeah, so think about it.
	I'm sorry, I must protest what you're saying and not allowing this open and transparent discussion.
	What are you afraid of?
	We discuss this in an open manner.
	It's civilized that our parents are very concerned about, families are very concerned about.
	Because some of these books, people feel that they disparage a certain group and it's not fair that it's being taught.
	They feel that really teaching hate in schools.
	And it's a very pertinent topic, very topical.
	I understand that, Member Chuck, but maybe we think about reframing the question.
	The question could be, what are your thoughts about culturally relevant curricula?
	That's not the question.
	Nobody has concerns about culturally relevant curriculum.
	Families have concerns about books that say that whites invented racism.
	And so it's a fair question to ask, but nobody has concerns about culturally relevant curriculum.
	I'm not going to, I don't think it's the GOE role to censor the questions that our community has asked and selected parents have been selected.
	And also, I don't think, yeah, I really don't think that that's the DOE role.
	Danielle Chen, the DOE is hosting this platform that we're on right now.
	So we're losing time for parent feedback.
	Let's watch parent feedback, but let's keep on record that the DOE has censored a question very relevant to our community that we have discussed in our meetings.
	I just want to make sure that this is on the record.
	Thank you, Danielle.
	Thank you.
	Are you doing this, BB?
	Ms. Matadine?
	On who's behind you?
	Chen, I'd like to move forward.
	Thank you, Benjamin.
	I want to have some accountability for who's making this decision.
	Is it you making this decision, Ms. Matadine?
	Mr. Chen Wok?
	Yes, sir.
	We're being directed.
	Are you making this decision?
	Is it on your account that you're making this decision?
	This is an account.
	Okay, so this is an account of our executive director phase that this could be a racially charged question.
	You can certainly reframe the question or I'm not able to respond to Chen.
	I'd like to move forward, Chen, please.
	Thank you.
	I think you noticed only non-whites have the balls to say this, to question any of these bizarre books the kids are getting that say that whites invented race.
	And we covered that book, if you recall.
	It said a long time ago, no dates, of course, white people decided that there was lots of different races, and whites were better, smarter, and more beautiful than all the other races, which is a lie.
	What?
	By the way, it's a nation of Islam that says that whites invented races, no one else.
	And it's a nation of Islam, actually, that says an alien named Yacoub created white people in a lab.
	They have a Latino person communicating all this stuff so that way white people can't speak up to her.
	But you have to fight Fuego with Fuego.
	You have Latinos.
	So it's white people being shat on, Asians and Hispanics standing up for them.
	And the only white guy here is saying, Please stop, please stop.
	It's violence.
	They're going to make them hit me harder.
	Yeah.
	It's like a beaten, it's like an abused girlfriend going, don't get him angry.
	You're not going to like him when he's angry.
	It just makes it worse for me at home.
	I noticed you yelled at Trish pretty severely in public the other day.
	That's kind of fucked up.
	Please, just, no, just gets like this.
	You're just giving me another black guy I'm going to have to lie about.
	I know.
	And I'd like to move forward here because we have just this last question for our candidates here.
	I understand that this is controversial, but we've had fascinating discussion here and we've learned it's been very enlightening today.
	So I'd like to just end it with this one last question.
	And maybe you can ask, Danielle, we've had a number of questions submitted from the community during this meeting to a Q ⁇ A if you can choose one.
	I'd appreciate it.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, President Morten.
	Ben, you should select.
	I refuse because this is censoring.
	I mean, we had a process.
	We selected questions.
	The community submitted.
	And now DOEs are winning.
	Because they're delaying this whole meeting by making it about the question.
	No one has to answer this question.
	This is how you do it.
	Which questions our families can ask or not.
	I refuse to be part of the process.
	So I think we should just look for parent feedback.
	It's outrageous.
	Are there questions about student and temporary housing that you could ask?
	We had a process, Lupe.
	We discussed, and I'm asking on the order.
	So this is a question that most council members actually said was very relevant, and it has been part of our CC meetings.
	It's for the record, they are censoring.
	They don't even want to discuss.
	That's the reality.
	Amazing.
	All right.
	That's enough.
	Let's jump to racism.
	Oh, you know what we should do?
	Hold on a sec, Ryan.
	Stop.
	Let's call this end to part one so people can go and wash their penises.
	And then we'll start part two in a second, right?
	With racism.
	With racism.
	So, folks, you digest this biscuit.
	You can go outside, put the phone away, go outside and breathe.
	And part two will be uploaded right next to it.
	I guess I'll end this with get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Cause you'll never know anything about me.
	Cause I'm just another guy in a lame city.

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