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May 27, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E121 - MORE GUNS - LESS SHOOTINGS

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	I've been described as good.
	Some of these activities and bets that is pissed jeans.
	Ryan, are you recording this correctly?
	Is nothing looping in the background?
	Nothing's looping.
	Okay.
	Pissed Jeans from Allentown PA on sub pop.
	Great post-hardcore band.
	They managed to not lose their edge as they got better and better with their instruments.
	You know, Hoosker Doo became a pop band.
	So did the replacements.
	Sometimes these bands become like prog rock kind of things.
	But these guys just learned to play slower and looser and sloppier, and they sound like the stranglers now.
	Great jam.
	What's that one called?
	It's called The Bar is Low.
	And then there's This Isn't a Wedding or whatever.
	Play the other jam I listed there.
	Relationship trouble.
	You tried so hard to avoid.
	And they are out of your life.
	Good stuff.
	In the news, lots of gossip going around about our boy Nick Fuentes.
	I like Nick.
	I'm very impressed with him.
	And AFPAC was amazing.
	But the allegations are swarming.
	Him and Jim Goad are fighting each other.
	There's allegations of a rape at AFPAC 2.
	There's allegations that he stole, that he didn't have, the FBI didn't take 500 grand.
	He got it back.
	He's threatened to report former AF members to the Fed.
	These are all rumors.
	I have no evidence of this.
	I'm just saying what the word on the street is.
	He runs a Grouper Intelligence Agency where he harasses people if they leave, sort of like Scientologists.
	Their boy Ethan Ralph got in a fight in Lisbon, got his ass handed to him by some other YouTuber.
	And then the one everyone's focused on, especially our own severely handicapped friend Crip Daddy, is that he showed his screen and there was a picture of tranny porn.
	Now, if you were to look at my phone, you'd find a lot of tranny porn.
	You know why?
	Because cops constantly send me the most disgusting shit you can imagine.
	Gore, like someone with their head blown off, someone masturbating while covered in their own feces.
	And then about 60% is some incredibly hot chick, and she's doing something like sweeping, and then she turns around and her dick is flying everywhere.
	I actually don't really open them anymore.
	Because you know, if you see on your phone, you see the thumbnail, it's a pretty girl who's like, you go, there's no reason for him to just send me a pretty girl.
	But I don't think that was what's happening with Nick's computer, but I don't know.
	I also look at, I go to crazy shit.com.
	You should see the crazy shit on crazy shit.com.
	So we'll see.
	I've also heard bad talk about him talking about harming himself and stuff and dressing up as Kanye West and then allegedly mocking people who believe in God.
	I think the only story here is that there's all of these crazy rumors swarming around.
	Now, I know as someone who has been lied about and totally misrepresented to be dubious of these kind of things.
	I've seen it happen time and time again.
	And judging from AFPAC 3, Nick has influence.
	There's a lot of momentum going there.
	And when you have a lot of momentum, you have the spotlight on you, and a lot of people want to shut you down.
	So I'll believe it when I see it.
	We'll leave it at that, right?
	Wait, cool.
	Well, Crip Daddy probably wanted to win.
	I think on his Twitter, there was...
	Oops, fucking stupid fucking thing.
	Yeah, making fun of Nick.
	So he's going after Nick pretty hard these days.
	And he's on the line.
	Oh, yeah?
	Right now.
	Hey, Crip Daddy, you there?
	You there, Crip?
	Yeah, I can hear you.
	So none of these are substantiated, right?
	It's all just rumors.
	I need evidence.
	I think if you look inside your heart, you know it to be true.
	You saw him hang out with that cat boy caddy.
	I think that's his name or some shit.
	That was public, though.
	I don't think he was hiding anything, was he?
	I mean, you saw the way that Nick looked at him.
	Those were fuck me eyes.
	I don't recall that.
	I recall we redid that date, Gavin and I. Yeah, no, I'm just saying.
	I think that there's something deep down in him.
	And you know what?
	We live in a progressive era.
	He should feel comfortable.
	I get it.
	I'm not turned on by Tranny Porn, but I have seen it.
	Have you?
	If you've seen it, you know.
	You get the appeal.
	The time I saw it, I just thought, this deeply, mentally destroyed human being and its bizarre sex life, what a literal freak show.
	The first time I saw Tranny Porn, I was like, damn, I'm so proud of my dad.
	He's going to be great.
	So, well, we'll see where this feud ends.
	Maybe you guys could get in the ring.
	I would absolutely destroy him.
	I would make him be the one in the wheelchair after I was done.
	And you'd walk out.
	Yep, I would.
	I'd fucking snap that little spig boy's neck in half.
	Well, you're both Mexican white supremacists, right?
	Yeah, I'm a big fan of white supremacy.
	That's kind of why I had beef with him.
	He's going after my brand, and I don't fuck with that.
	All right, thanks for coming on the show, buddy.
	Absolutely.
	Let's show that flight attendant fight or whatever it was-the airline employee fight.
	We always get our one-second of video data.
	This was true of Rodney King.
	Rodney King's driving through a residential neighborhood, putting children's lives at jeopardy.
	The police pull him over.
	Everyone gets down, puts their hands over their head.
	He stands up and is laughing at them.
	They shoot him with the taser.
	He laughs again.
	They assume he's on PCP.
	I don't think he was on any drugs.
	And then they kick his ass.
	But we only saw the last few seconds of that.
	Similarly, this, we just saw this airline employee slap the quarterback.
	And turns out they had been brawling for quite a while.
	Slap.
	Missed me.
	Okay, you got me there.
	Oh, you got me twice, three times, four times.
	Oh, that's...
	Now this is where the video starts.
	This is where we first saw it.
	With that, we up.
	You saw that shit?
	He said you saw that shit as if that was the first hit.
	He like did subtracted all the stuff.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's almost like he knew this was going to be edited.
	Also, in the thing we didn't know, I'm trying to call my mommy and daddy to cry and ask for free stuff as one does.
	And they're not getting back to me.
	So I start looking into it, call my brother and stuff, and I realize Ottawa, Canada, on Saturday had a massive tornado.
	It's one down from a tornado, actually.
	It's called a Dachen, Dreken.
	What's the title of that unit?
	Dereko.
	Dereko.
	Dereko.
	Dereko.
	D-E-R-E-C-H-O.
	Dereco.
	So there's not actually like a funnel.
	There's just insane winds.
	Some of the winds going up to 10,000 miles an hour and shooting cars through homes, leaving a perfect car shape.
	An entire mountain blew over and fell on a school.
	Okay, not that much, but pretty crazy.
	Holy shit.
	Holy shit.
	Holy shit.
	A lot of swearing Canadians in these fucking clips, eh?
	Detroit.
	Whoa.
	Oh, my God.
	The tree fell down.
	Holy Mel.
	This isn't good.
	It's on our hydro.
	What's a hydro?
	You're electric.
	She means like the generator or whatever.
	Not the generator, but like the power lines.
	Holy fuck, bud.
	Holy fuck, bud.
	Who's the bud?
	Just first?
	I guess I'm...
	We're the bud in that sentence.
	Is this named after the reaction people have?
	They're like, oh, Dereko.
	Holy fuck, bud.
	I'm going in.
	I'm fucking going in.
	Holy shit.
	Holy shit.
	Holy shit.
	Yo.
	Holy shit.
	That's crazy, guys.
	So this keeps going on, right?
	Just jump the needle somewhere else.
	I want to see like a car fly by.
	Whoa.
	Whoa, a trim.
	Okay, so that's not that exciting.
	That looks pretty good.
	Tabernac.
	Modit crisis de gaul es monga.
	Whoa.
	Hey, check sasti.
	Aya yai.
	I think I just saw a house upside down.
	It didn't much with that pic.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah, the top of a building.
	So I called the cops and I asked them to go do a wellness check.
	And they were like, they're fine, fuck.
	But I saw some dude recording himself.
	I guess he was camping with his kids.
	And he had a complete freak out.
	Probably gave them PTSD.
	But of course, he recorded his freak out.
	I like they must be Ottawa Gatineau kind of area because that's they switch from English to French a lot.
	Severe thunderstorm warning.
	Mobile coverage area.
	Take cover immediately if threatening.
	Well, I'm going.
	Oh, Leaf.
	What the hell?
	Oh my god.
	Holy shit.
	I'm going.
	Oh, I spasked in Tom Nad.
	I think it's a tornado.
	I'm there.
	I'm there.
	So they want to go home.
	He says, no, you can't.
	It's always good to be calm, cool, and collected around your children in the crisis.
	Please, God.
	God, si vouple.
	Bilingual prayers.
	I'm laughing because I've seen the end of this video and everyone's fine.
	Alright, that's enough of that.
	Oh!
	So I checked Nick's telegram and apparently screenshots came out of the account in question that posted that false flag Tranny porn.
	And this is him commiserating with other people saying that it'd be a shame if we got this account to make it look like Nick is gay or something.
	And then Nick says, it's called We Do a Complete Exoneration.
	Acquitted.
	Usually he's right though.
	Cryptaddi is like, if you feel it and you're like, whoa, this feels gay.
	No, that's not how I do research, Ryan.
	I do it with feelings.
	Yeah, okay.
	you do your chick research over there and you go with your vibes and your feelings.
	I didn't feel it.
	And I'll look for facts and evidence.
	Thanks.
	I didn't feel it.
	And frankly.
	And here's another damning piece of evidence against the people trying to...
	Not the fucking that.
	What are you doing?
	What's with you?
	This weird virus or something is fucking popping up on my computer.
	Let's change the subject and move on.
	On the weekend, I was with my kids, and to this day, I'll never get sick of the word dad.
	I remember a guy before I had kids told me the most beautiful word in the English language is dad, right?
	And it never gets old.
	Like my kid's getting his baseball stuff on.
	He's like, hey, dad, dad.
	And that second in, and just hearing that dad, dad, it's like, I'm so honored.
	I'm so lucky to be able to hear that word so many times a day.
	I hope I hear it forever.
	I guess I won't, right?
	They'll all go to Way of College.
	Well, they'll call me and say Dad.
	But then I was thinking what a bummer it would be if they called me Gavin.
	And I thought, that's what fucking Homer gets.
	Now, I don't have that much sympathy for him because he's a drawing.
	And I don't check the diets and weightlifting prowess of drawings like some people.
	But that poor bastard is just relentless abuse.
	And it symbolizes the total lack of respect we have for patriarchs, for fathers in this society.
	What smashed the patriarchy is a fucking slogan.
	That's you and me, buddy.
	We're the patriarchs.
	And I thought, I'm fucking over Homer, and we should start a movement.
	Dads over Homer.
	Don't!
	Don't you think?
	It could be a t-shirt.
	I'm done with this shitting on the dads all the time.
	Every TV show.
	It's not appealing to me.
	I don't like it.
	Why is it so popular?
	Commercials, all the dads are fucking idiot losers.
	It's lame.
	So, no, we're not watching The Simpsons anymore.
	Fuck you, Matt Groening and his offspring, who constantly depict this complete imbecile who, if he was left to his own devices, he would die.
	He wouldn't be able to feed himself.
	I have a problem with Hankazaria, the voice actor for all the characters.
	Why?
	He's got that thing where you can tell it's him no matter what voice he does.
	You could just hear Hankazaria.
	They did this for Night at the Museum.
	Excellent film.
	And he plays a statue.
	He plays the main bad guy, like Tutkin Haman or whatever.
	And you could always hear the Hankazaria behind the voice.
	And it just takes you out of...
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So if they can cancel a poo, let's get Homer canceled.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's a yellow male.
	Remember that fucking loser with the big dumb name?
	He hasn't done anything before or since, has he?
	That guy sucks.
	He got on everyone's radar by pretending he was offended by a poo and then did a documentary which everyone ate up because it was woke.
	And it springboarded him into the public's hemisphere.
	And what happened?
	No talent to back it up.
	He's gone.
	Harry Kondabolu.
	Kondabolu?
	Harry Kondabolu.
	His comedy is all about being brown.
	Oh.
	My mom would say to me, That'll hack bullshit.
	Let's see.
	This is in Levin.
	It's like it's so weird to be brown.
	Dude, you're in Queens.
	Queens is India.
	That's what he thinks he looks like.
	Nice try.
	His weird hair flop.
	Oh, I hate that shit.
	His little fucking bang barf.
	Let's see what he's got to say.
	I'll be performing at...
	Hey, everybody, Turkanabolu.
	I'll be performing at the SF Punchline this Wednesday through Saturday, six shows.
	Buy your tickets.
	Can I get an MIA cosign?
	Go long, go, long, go, long.
	That means yes.
	I'm Indian.
	He's going for that ethnic dollar.
	You know, the way like Puffy gets all the Mexicans to come to his show?
	Who's your niche?
	He looks like Indian Nate Ober.
	No offense, Nate.
	Oh, I gotta ask what my Mets bet is at.
	They're not doing fantastic.
	But I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
	They're going to crash.
	They're gonna suck.
	And then Scherzer and DeGrom are gonna come out and be fixed, and they're gonna rise up like a phoenix.
	So according to ESPN.com, they are officially way the fuck down there.
	One, two, three, four, five, six.
	Yankees have not left first place.
	We're three and a half games behind.
	We need three and a half wins to get up there.
	So 29 wins, 17 losses.
	I bet I'm down around 200 bucks from day zero to now.
	Jesus Christ, Mister, you okay in there?
	No, I'm not.
	I'm upset.
	I'm upset.
	I'm feeling upset.
	Upset.
	What's my bet, Dad?
	Joe Tonelli had court today.
	The Met's bet.
	Joe Tinelli has court today for his DWI.
	Oh, boy.
	Right?
	Can't go.
	He's in the hospital.
	Oh, but wait, wasn't this delayed from a previous court date?
	Yeah.
	Why didn't he do that court date?
	Oh, he was in the hospital.
	What about the first one?
	Let's start all this.
	Oh, he was in the hospital.
	And here's the crazy part.
	I think it's a good scam.
	Yeah.
	Because what is the court going to say?
	Nah, you weren't really sick.
	Well, here I am.
	So I think this is Joe's plan.
	Rather than pay the piper and face the music, he goes, oh, my back hurts.
	How do you disprove that?
	So then they take him in and they say, well, we should probably stay overnight for tests.
	And he's just had an operation on his neck, so he can say it's complications from that.
	And then they have to reschedule four months now.
	Why not do that forever?
	It's a hole in the legal system.
	In that sense, it's kind of the smartest thing he's ever done.
	Speaking of dumb things, Rosanna Arquette, there's a backlash.
	I got to say, I love driving around the suburbs and seeing these liberals with their Tesla cars and their Hillary stickers and their fucking Biden-go-Biden stuff and their anti-Trump shit.
	And I'm just like, he is making you angry.
	So now they're fighting back and they're destroying their own cars, in a sense.
	Click the big one there.
	My Tesla had a mind of its own.
	I love the car, but this was terrifying and I'll never get another one.
	It's a miracle no one was killed.
	So it looks, Rosanna, like your car leapt up to about 100 miles an hour and smashed into something else.
	That's what it looks like.
	That car is fucked.
	And then we find out, no, Arquette was parked near the Palisades Village Shopping Center.
	Her Tesla was 10 feet behind a UPS truck, which backed into her car.
	The truck caused Arquette's airbags to deploy.
	Witness said the pulp fiction star was completely distraught when she got out of the car and grabbed her hair when talking to other witnesses.
	How do you grab your hair?
	This, like...
	Oh, okay.
	Remember, she's the one who lives in a 0% black neighborhood, as we learned from Anthony Kumiak.
	And she was the one who said she uses ethnic emojis to show her love of black people in a tweet that had white emojis giving the peace sign.
	Remember that?
	She's mental.
	This isn't dumb.
	This is like mental patience.
	Joe Biden's dumb.
	It was in her name.
	Also, before we start the show, I'm getting onto some Joe Rogan shit.
	Wow.
	It's crazy, man.
	Wow.
	That's crazy, man.
	I don't know.
	These ancient civilizations.
	I'm not one of these guys that believe aliens came here and had ancient civilizations, but I do believe that we had some pretty advanced fucking little Aztecs and Mayans and all these pre-Christian bizarre cultures.
	Like these guys.
	The Pumapunku.
	And where are they now?
	Wait, go up a bit.
	Name of a large temple complex near in Bolivia.
	The origin is a mystery, but based on carbon dating in the site, it's built by the Tiwanku Empire.
	It flourished between 300 and 1,000 AD.
	So, okay, this one isn't pre-Christ, but there was plenty of pre-Christian one.
	But look at the fucking rock.
	All of these pieces fit together perfectly.
	And that's pretty darn straight, guys.
	That's pretty good for pretty good work for a bunch of monkeys.
	I saw another one where the stone was bent.
	Pull it up real quick.
	Oh, yeah.
	Wait, that's insane.
	So all those pieces fit together perfectly.
	That looks pretty good.
	Remember, this is 2,000 years old.
	So there's been some decay.
	You've got to imagine a beautiful, flourishing market surrounding all that stuff.
	How did you do that?
	What the fucking...
	Well, here it is.
	Oh, yeah, I saw that the other day.
	But when this guy's writing like that, they were just really good at working with stone.
	Is he mocking the people who don't think this was done by aliens?
	I don't know what he's insisting, but he's insisting that they're not just really good at working at stone.
	Yeah, so he's saying it's aliens.
	And people like me who say they're good at working with stone are just stupid.
	Or Rogan's really big on the...
	Yeah, Graham Hancock came on the show, and he was showing that not only is Atlantis possible, but that there were ancient civilizations before Egyptian.
	Like it was all covered in marble and like stone.
	It was crazy, man.
	Huh.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's exciting.
	Let's start the show.
	Yeah, I think we're ready.
	Let's get on with it.
	So I want to get into the gun lobby, the gun talk, all of this shooting stuff, because I saw a video by Samantha B where she's real mad at us, us gun people.
	But before we get to that, I wanted to talk about some faggotry.
	A long time ago, I had a theory that, because I was always perplexed by the gay voice.
	What is that?
	And my theory back then, which I'm bringing back from the grave, is that intense faggotry, not sucking dicks and all that, but that kind of behavior is in all of us.
	And I would talk about my dad who'd be really drunk and he'd be pulling up his sleeves and going, hurt a true degripon.
	How much longer will you be, mine?
	Honey, honey, yeah.
	So he was acting faggy.
	Because it's what men do when they totally 100% overindulge themselves.
	But we don't do that.
	We don't allow for that, right?
	But I saw Post Malone dancing to his own music, and he was letting out the inner fag.
	And it brought back my theory that I'd kind of forgotten about.
	See that?
	Yes.
	Sacheting?
	So, this was the roots of the theory.
	Gays are told, you suck, you suck, you're not you.
	Don't do it.
	And I say told, and this probably isn't true now, but they used to be made to feel bad.
	I'm horrible.
	I shouldn't be me.
	And I'm sure a lot of it comes from themselves.
	Don't be me, because me's a fag, and I don't want to be that.
	I don't want to do that.
	Who's this?
	Drake?
	Yeah, this has got a lot of...
	Yeah, he tapped into the inner fag.
	It's like the thing you can do, apparently.
	And then they turn 18 and they're like, you know what?
	I am me.
	So instead of going from like, to just coming out of the closet and going, hi, I'm me, and I'm not going to hide anymore.
	They come catapulting out of the closet and they go away to me.
	And they indulge that.
	Now, I know it sounds like I'm saying we're all secretly gay.
	No, no, no, no.
	I'm talking about the behavior.
	So when you totally overindulge, you get this sort of a way about you.
	Hi, everyone.
	Sorry, I'm late.
	Me, me, me.
	Like when they came out of the closet, they pulled a lot of extra shit that's just supposed to be tucked into your humanity.
	Exactly.
	It's not gay shit.
	It's just other shit.
	Yeah, like, oh, shit, my collar's been wrong this whole time.
	Like, if you ask a grandfather, the greatest generation, how are you?
	They're like, what?
	Are you depressed?
	What?
	Yeah.
	They don't even have a self.
	So they're like the opposite of the post-Malone prancing around like a homo.
	New Yorkers, when they say, how you doing?
	They say, how you doing?
	Yeah.
	Nobody answers the question ever.
	Well, the whole idea of self is relatively new as far as the average Joe.
	You don't really, men, even my dad's generation, they didn't talk about their feelings or if they're happy or sad.
	They didn't know.
	It was nobody's business, not even their own.
	We also tried to find the Gervais Tranny joke the other day, and it was the stupid homo who wrote, it takes two minutes for him to start bashing trans.
	So we checked the first two minutes and it wasn't there.
	It's in the first four minutes.
	It'd be funny if he was making fun of how gays have trouble with numbers and math and time.
	And we missed the joke because he got it wrong.
	But here's the joke.
	It's pretty good.
	You know, the ones with wombs.
	The new women.
	You know, the new ones we've been seeing.
	Maybe the ones with beards and cocks.
	What are they using the toilets?
	Why shouldn't we use the toilets?
	Please.
	Penis.
	Look at the ponies.
	This person isn't a lady.
	It's penis.
	Penis, you fucking bigot.
	What if he rapes me?
	What if she rapes you?
	Great job.
	Well done.
	Turf whore.
	And now there's all the gays and the lefties who are offended by that, which...
	What's the matter with being offended?
	Uh-oh, who's calling me?
	Louis C.K. is calling you?
	Louis C.K. told a joke about pedophilia where he said, you know, for all the damage it does to you, it must feel really good if you're willing to risk all that just to diddle a kid.
	It must feel great for them.
	The pedophile.
	I laughed and at the same time was offended because I'm very sensitive about any kid sex stuff.
	Being offended shouldn't even come up.
	You know what I mean?
	It doesn't even kill the joke.
	You can still laugh and be offended.
	But anyway.
	These offended losers are talking about a backlash.
	It's a completely fabricated backlash.
	Most backlashes are bullshit.
	It's like six tweets that a bunch of humorless homos send to like Netflix.
	Oh no, we were going to shut down the company.
	We got some tweets.
	So queer.
	What's this?
	Drag Queen story?
	We got another Drag Queen story hour.
	Oh, Pride Night.
	That seems fun.
	At the aquarium.
	We missed it.
	This event has passed.
	What?
	This event has passed.
	And then here we have a registered sex offender is reading to kids.
	2-1.
	I still am putting that compilation together.
	Houston Public Library admits registered child sex offender read to kids in Drag Queen Storytime.
	Of course they did.
	What did you think it was?
	Why do we want little kids to be cool with old queers?
	I'm bored of that story.
	Another gay pedo.
	I'm getting bored of gays really fast right now.
	Can you feel it?
	Yep.
	Music teacher charged for sex.
	I think we already ran this, dude.
	So it was a lesbian.
	Lesbian.
	Maida.
	Okay, that's enough.
	Let's get serious here.
	We need some real substance.
	I saw this great thread on gun control.
	2-3.
	And there's one part of it where he goes, something dubious about recording terrorist attacks and starting on September 12th.
	Yeah, it's really sketchy to start your interval for recording the average number of terrorist attacks the day after the last major terrorist attack.
	Suppose I'm trying to make an argument that earthquakes are not a big deal for Haiti, and I start the day after the earthquake.
	But go back to the top of that.
	You gotta watch the way these lines...
	Yeah, it's really long.
	You gotta watch the way these liars manipulate the numbers.
	Keep going.
	That's it.
	Oh, no.
	Holy fuck, you're retarded.
	Okay.
	We know that's it because the little line doesn't go any higher, you see?
	Okay.
	Other countries with vastly stricter gun laws than the U.S. have higher Rates of mass shootings.
	I saw even on Wikipedia, it said we have more mass shootings than any other country.
	And I think the way they get to that mistake is they include the gangs shooting two or three guys.
	It should definitely be included somewhere that 20 blacks are murdered every day.
	But that should not go under mass shooting.
	There's also acts of war, like in Russia, where two major factions are fighting and there's 100 deaths.
	That doesn't count either.
	It's got to be four or more non-gang related to count.
	And when you do that, guess where we are on the list of shootings globally?
	We're 65th.
	U.S. jurisdictions with gun laws have exponentially higher rates of gun violence.
	Well, that's not mass shootings.
	That's the other thing they do.
	They say, we had 10,000 people were killed in the past two years.
	And you're like, holy shit, that's rough.
	And they're doing it in a discussion about mass shooters, but they're including all this gang warfare.
	Although the events in the U.S. tend to get the lion's share of media exposure, mass shootings are clearly a worldwide issue.
	The U.S. makes up about 1.15 of the world's mass shootings while having almost 5% of the world's population.
	So we're doing good.
	Probably not the best time to be saying that, but we're kind of doing good for mass shootings.
	Oh, there we go.
	64th in frequency of mass shootings.
	65th in murder rate.
	Fucking Norway is really rough.
	Four times as many per capita died in mass shootings in France as in the U.S. 21 times in Norway.
	Yeah, I didn't know Finland was such a fucking hotspot for mass shootings.
	Israel, we figured.
	I'm surprised Switzerland.
	Much stricter gun laws than the U.S. I think what happens is they think of Australia and Britain and they go, I don't, there was the Christchurch shooting, but that's about it over in New Zealand.
	But I don't really think of shootings when I think of Britain and Australia.
	Therefore, without doing any research, therefore guns are the problem.
	So that's a dumb leap to make.
	But then secondly, they also assume that guns can be removed from America.
	They say, no, I don't want them removed.
	I'm not crazy.
	I just want stricter gun laws.
	And you go, okay, well then what I'm gleaning from that is that the most mass shootings happen in places with lax gun laws like Texas, right?
	So I looked into it.
	Let's check it out via a green screen.
	Whoa.
	That was cool.
	That was like my molecules were separated.
	Can we do that again?
	Probably.
	No, I guess not.
	Dude, that was mad dope.
	That was super.
	So Samantha B is mad.
	Let's start with that.
	Because I don't hate her argument.
	But it's an argument that you should probably look into before you go screaming it.
	I had to do her homework for her.
	You know what else I noticed about her show?
	Every time they make a reference, it's Toy Story or Aladdin.
	I bet it's mostly women who write for a show.
	I bet they're fat and gay.
	And I bet they watch exclusively children's movies, possibly in some kind of strange grooming tendency.
	On Tuesday, at least 21 people were killed in Uvalde, Texas, 19 of them children, by a mass shooter who celebrated his 18th birthday by buying himself two shiny new assault rifles.
	This just 10 days after another suspect drove more than 200 miles to Buffalo to attack a grocery store in a predominantly black neighborhood, all because he believed in the racist great replacement theory, something shoveled into the brains of Fox viewers every night by Tucker Carlson.
	And while you might think that guns were a big factor in these mass gun murders, Republicans have a slightly different view.
	Don't have all of these unlocked back doors.
	Have one door into and out of the gun.
	Okay, that's obviously very misleading.
	This is one of many solutions Ted Cruz is talking about, but they're making it look like it's all about doors.
	So the crux of our argument here is, and it starts with that Ulvaid, Texas guy, who did buy two legal AR-15 style rifles when he turned 18.
	Now, I don't have to tell you guys this, but just for the record so we have it written down, these fucking rifles look very scary.
	That's the whole thing.
	It's like a sports car frame on a Ford Taurus.
	The guts of the gun are the same.
	I got an old man 30-odd 6 gun.
	It has a clip that takes six bullets.
	I go like this, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
	If I was really fast, I could probably go, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
	That's all these things can do.
	But sometimes the clips hold more shells.
	And sometimes you can do a little trick with your belt loop where it goes, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
	Anyway, the implication here is that he got these insane Uzis legally.
	He didn't.
	He got a normal, boring old rifle, and it's souped up to look like a cool military gun.
	That's why they say Air 15 style.
	All right?
	So an assault rifle is an idiotic term.
	It's just a fucking rifle painted black.
	But if, you know, Texas has very few gun laws, so if there's a pattern here, I want to hear it.
	Right?
	So I started to look into it.
	And we know, as we talked about on Compound Censored on Wednesday, Clinton banned the assault rifle from 1994 to 2004.
	Didn't do anything to the shootings.
	We had Columbine right in the middle of that, one of the worst shootings In American history with illegal guns.
	So I took 10 shootings, mapped them out, and I chose them not just based on number, but based on how popular they are and how familiar you are with it and how many people died.
	So well, first look at this map of 2015 shootings.
	It's a third link, Ryan.
	And when you look at the map, you assume, okay, the South is much more open with guns, and the North tends to be a lot more strict.
	Can you open that up a bit?
	So we should see more mass shootings below the Mason-Dixon line, right?
	And probably a lot more in these sort of Nebraska-type Montana states where you can, where it's cowboys, and cowboys love their guns.
	And then, of course, in the Northeast, where it's really strict and all these liberal shitholes, you probably won't see any.
	But this map doesn't reflect that.
	This is 2015 mass shootings, and it just follows the general pattern of population density in the country.
	Okay, so it's not looking good for Samantha's hypothesis, but let's pull up my map.
	So I chose 10 shootings, and I spread, they're spread out all over the place, right?
	So the first one is the Thousand Oaks shooting.
	That was in a bar.
	I think that's in California, right?
	Yep.
	In California, even if you have a concealed carry permit, you are not allowed to bring your gun into a bar.
	So if that guy who shot those 13 dead legally brought his gun into a bar, you might have a point where you'd say, maybe we shouldn't allow guns in bars.
	They don't allow guns in bars at Thousand Oaks, and 13 people died anyway.
	So that's over in California.
	Number two, the Mercy Hospital shooting.
	That's up in, where was that again?
	That looks like Illinois, Chicago.
	Yeah, that was in Chicago.
	Nutbar went in there.
	He was jealous about his girlfriend, I think.
	It was revenge with an ex-girlfriend.
	Exactly like the bar, even if you have a concealed carry permit, I don't care how many T's you've crossed, how many I's you've dotted, you are not allowed to bring your gun into a hospital in Illinois.
	All right.
	Number three, the one we just had, the buffalo shooting.
	That was 10 dead.
	Now this guy chose, this is the whole crux of this too.
	The pattern you're going to see too is soft targets.
	Shooters like places where they can kill people.
	They don't want to be stopped.
	And this guy knew that you can only have 10 clips in your gun, 10 bullets in your clip.
	You know how I am with guns.
	I don't think you should.
	So he thought this would be a good place because it'll be hard for them to stop me.
	So he chose that soft target.
	That's why they choose schools.
	They choose soft targets.
	That's why you see these criminals in New York attacking old Chinese ladies.
	They attack soft targets.
	That's the crux of this here.
	You're not getting rid of guns.
	Gun laws aren't the issue, as we're about to discover, but the soft target factor is.
	So he chose that.
	Now, he had a background check done.
	On it, they asked him if he's had any previous investigations.
	It wasn't registered, that he threatened to shoot up his school and he had to be sent for psychiatric evaluation.
	So all you people talking about we need to do background checks, they did a background check on this guy.
	He lied and thwarted the background check.
	So he was shooting an illegal gun in that sense.
	Oh, yes, he also illegally modified his AR-15 style gun.
	I think he shortened the barrel or something.
	Or there was another guy that used his...
	Yeah, there was another guy who turned his gun into an AR-15 style gun.
	Number four, we have Sandy Hook.
	So so far, not one of these shootings could be stopped by gun laws.
	Number four, Sandy Hook shooting, mentally ill kid.
	Now, this is a guy who stole his mother's guns.
	They were not his guns.
	He used them to kill her, and then he went out and killed all those kids.
	He was severely mentally ill.
	So she followed the gun laws, the strict gun laws.
	She was there for that.
	But what's to stop some crazy kid from stealing mom's guns and going on a shooting spree?
	Crazy people shouldn't have access to guns, at least that crazy.
	Now that's a dangerous thing to say, because then the left gets to define what crazy is.
	You've got a domestic on your criminal record or something.
	You can't touch a gun.
	But just outside of the law, this woman should have known her son was a fucking freak.
	He would do things like take everything out of his room, all of his furniture, and then just put the bed and the chest of drawers back.
	He was really uptight about people going.
	I think she got guns because she was worried he's so vulnerable that someone might hurt him and she wanted him to be able to defend himself.
	But she gave him unfettered access and that was into that.
	So is this an example of gun laws stopping something?
	No, I don't think so.
	What does the gun law say?
	You have to keep your guns...
	I guess you could argue you have to keep your guns locked up 24 hours a day so no one else in the house can have access to them.
	I don't know how you're going to pull that off.
	But that might be one.
	So we'll give that one a maybe.
	And then today or this weekend, the Uvalde shooting, 23 dead.
	This one, you have a good argument, Samantha B. Very lax gun laws.
	This guy bought himself guns on his birthday.
	The guns he used were totally legal.
	By the way, Sandy Hook could have been a lot worse.
	He had rifles and he had handguns.
	He ended up just shooting himself with the handgun.
	But if he had dropped the rifle and started using the handguns, it could have been three times the death toll.
	I don't know if his handguns were illegal or not.
	But the main rifle he had was legally bought by his mom, and she was killed with it.
	So that's one solid one right there.
	Number six, of course, Las Vegas shooting we talk about all the time.
	That's 60 dead.
	I'm not going to count this one, I almost didn't put it on the list, but he did buy all his guns legally.
	He had about 40 guns in total.
	At the shooting, he had 23.
	But we don't know if this was a gun deal gone wrong with ISIS.
	There's talks of Antifa being involved.
	This bizarre story is still unraveling, so I don't think it's fair to glean something off it.
	It was probably dumb of me to put it on the list.
	I'm sorry, I'm hungover.
	Number seven, the synagogue shooting in Pittsburgh, 11 dead.
	He did buy them legally, so that's Pennsylvania, but Pittsburgh has an assault rifle ban, which he ignored.
	So he went against the gun laws.
	The gun laws, the assault weapon ban did not stop his assault weapon from murdering 11 people in the synagogue.
	Number eight, we got the Colorado shooting.
	That's 10 dead.
	He used high-capacity magazines on his semi-automatic handgun.
	These are illegal in Colorado.
	So he went against the gun laws.
	The gun laws did not stop that.
	Number nine, Virginia Beach shooting.
	Remember that one?
	Black dude mad at his boss.
	He kept getting shitty shifts.
	13 dead there.
	He had an arsenal of handguns he got legally.
	So so far we have the Texas shooting, Uvalde, and Virginia Beach, both examples of a place with lax gun laws having a mass shooting.
	That's two out of 10.
	And then finally, we have the Dayton shooting.
	That was the Antifa kid who shot up a bar.
	He was using a handgun that he had illegally modified to become a short-barreled rifle.
	Those are illegal in Ohio.
	They made the short-barreled rifles illegal in Ohio because it's too easy to conceal them for bank robberies and the like.
	So the Antifa shooter was ignoring the gun laws and illegally modifying his gun.
	So Sammy's mad because she thinks we're ignoring the pattern.
	Two out of ten does not a pattern make.
	The common thread here is soft targets.
	So these Republicans who are saying we need to make soft targets hard targets are following the numbers.
	They're doing the math.
	That's something that the left seems incapable of pulling off.
	Jay, I spent a lot of time on that map.
	We didn't even show it.
	Can you put it behind me?
	Zoom it out of there?
	Yeah.
	So they're all over the map, and the gun laws didn't stop any of them.
	They're not a factor.
	Gun laws are not a factor.
	I honestly think a lot of these lefties, when they say we need do something, Congress, do something.
	They're not going into numbers at all.
	It's just like, I want those things away.
	I don't like the gun that goes.
	Like, I remember when I lived next to Samantha B, you know, Samantha B, Jason Jones, David Cross, we all lived in this town called Eldred, New York.
	That's where we had our summer homes.
	And I would shoot my 30 out 6 at targets, totally safe.
	And he got mad at me once.
	He goes, I found fucking bullets on my lawn.
	Are you shooting on my property?
	And I go, no.
	When I shoot it, the shell comes out.
	And then later, the kids play with those shells.
	My youngest boy thinks it's cool.
	And so he probably had it in his pocket.
	And then they went over and they're jumping on your trampoline.
	It fell out.
	I go, for that shell to have come from my gun, I'd have to be underneath your trampoline going, pew, pew.
	Shooting into the woods or something.
	And he said, oh, okay, I get it.
	I fucking hate guns.
	And when people say that, I just go, I don't, you hate, do you hate cars?
	Like, it's a thing.
	I hate hammers.
	I understand I hate gun violence, but to hate the actual thing, it's juvenile.
	And that's what they mean when they scream this shit.
	Make those go.
	They fucking said it at my church.
	At church, when the kids were younger, they would take them away and brainwash them.
	No, they'd take them away and they'd show them some cartoon about Jesus or something, or they'd color and stuff.
	I mean, when my kids were little, little kids.
	And one time the nun sat them down.
	She said, you know, it was after a shooting and she goes, I wish I could take all the guns in the world and put them in a big pile and light them on fire.
	That is fucking retarded.
	First of all, I don't think you know.
	Guns are not made of balsa wood.
	And secondly, that's the kind of juvenile response I'm talking about here.
	If there was no guns, he wouldn't have been able to shoot the guy.
	On Crime Report, there used to be a segment called Good Guy with a Gun, and it was endless.
	Endless bad guys getting taken out with a good guy with a gun.
	Now, that's true.
	There's thousands and thousands of cases of that a year.
	And the only place you can find it is the NRA.
	But, by the way, who doesn't have any power in Washington?
	You want to look at power in Washington?
	Look at Big Pharma.
	Look at the teachers' unions.
	They spent hundreds of millions of dollars.
	The NRA spent like $2 million last year.
	We just sent $40 billion to Ukraine.
	Not a lot of money for those guys.
	This just happened.
	But here's the other thing about that statistic where they say it's prevented good guys with a gun.
	Just knowing, say you're in a college campus and you're a rapist and it's well known that a lot of girls carry purses and you see a girl going to the parking garage and she has her purse, you're just like, I'd love to rape her, but it's not worth it.
	Fuck it.
	I'm not going to risk it.
	Now, where's that documented?
	This was a thought that went on in the guy's head.
	So millions upon millions of criminal acts are thwarted by just knowing there's a gun there.
	And that's what all these Republicans, all these pro-gun people are saying about the schools.
	If a teacher already has a concealed carry permit, just like I told you at the beginning here, where those two places, the hospital and the bar doesn't allow you to bring a gun, you should be able to bring A gun into the school.
	Your gun.
	And now it's concealed.
	We don't know.
	And what's this?
	She engaged with the threat, saved several lives.
	She was lawfully carrying a firearm that stuff.
	It happened yesterday.
	And now, when the school shooter is thinking about shooting up a school, he's like, one of the teachers might have her conceal Carrie.
	I don't know.
	That's way better than a metal detector.
	Metal detector?
	Fucking walk by it.
	How long did it take the cops to get there in Texas?
	It took like an hour.
	Which I don't understand.
	All right, we're getting a bit sad here.
	Let's lighten things up by laughing at the leaders of the free world and how insurmountably retarded they are.
	Biden.
	On him I can depend.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	President.
	He's big and loose.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	Isn't it gay?
	I was just thinking of the Nick Fuentes thing.
	Isn't it gay to be so worried about if someone's gay?
	Yeah.
	That's the way someone fucks.
	All that level of drama thing.
	First of all, I don't believe it.
	And second of all, it's just...
	Grooming a kid.
	If you have like these 13-year-olds and you meet them at 13 and they're fans, and then by 14, 15, you're having sex with them and they're blowing you and stuff.
	That's illegal, right?
	But as far as consenting adults go, you look at Tranporn, like I couldn't give less of a shit.
	Not that he did, but you know what I mean?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I just, I never was too interested in that when I heard it.
	But what I am concerned about is like, there's a chance that America First isn't going to be a legitimate political party, which is, because, you know, standing on the outside and looking at Republicans, how ineffective they are, it gets tired after a while.
	So I am kind of rooting for a new political party that's free.
	Well, it's fine.
	Yes, that's a good point.
	America First seemed to be the only right-wing group that had any kind of humor and spunk and fun to it.
	Yes.
	And like diehard America First shit.
	Yeah.
	Because all these Republicans suck.
	It was fearless and fun.
	At least that's what AFPAC 3 was.
	So that's the big drama for me, is that hopefully they continue to do good.
	But I remember when we were teenagers, there was this Nazi skinhead band called Screwdriver.
	And we would bug the skinheads by saying, you know Ian Stewart, that's a singer?
	You know he's gay, right?
	And like, he's not.
	He's not a fucking fag.
	He's so fucking straight.
	And later, I just thought, they should have just said, yes, so.
	It's a good band, and they love white people.
	It's a good Nazi band with a gay singer.
	Actually, their head of security, Screwdriver's security, turned out to be a raging fag.
	And that was like devastating to them.
	Damn.
	There's a compilation called Oi, the album, I think, and it's a skinhead kicking in the air.
	See if you can dig that up.
	Very popular, sort of iconic photograph in the Nazi skinhead movement.
	And when they found out that he was actually gay, like it ended the whole thing.
	It collapsed.
	Damn.
	I was like, so your security is a fag.
	Or you're letting...
	Is he good at security?
	You're letting gays ruin your movement.
	That's gay.
	And that's what they try to do with Proud Boys.
	They always have these pictures of them kissing and rainbow flags.
	And I'm like, yeah, I know the gay ones.
	I'm familiar.
	Like, don't let yourself be that vulnerable that your whole world collapses when someone finds out how you fuck.
	That's the cockney rejects guy.
	Keep going.
	There's a couple.
	Did you really OI compilation?
	Yep.
	OI compilation.
	Wait.
	So there's a bunch of them, right?
	And there's the one kicking his boot into the air.
	Maybe if you go Oi compilation.
	Maybe if you go Oi compilation gay security.
	And then your cookies are going to be fucked up.
	Oh, shit.
	Comes right up.
	Yeah, there he is.
	Strength through Oi.
	That's the guy I was talking about.
	Where the dicks at, mate?
	Oi, I want you to shove your cock at my ass.
	I'm going to say, ow.
	Yeah, it's going to be called exclamation point.
	It's about my ass.
	Get it?
	Yes, sir.
	We've got a great thing going here.
	Of course, if someone touches a dick, we're all dead.
	I mean, the things that should take down a movement are massive abuses of power, like robbing people, lying, and cheating and stealing and all those other illegal acts.
	I'm really, I'm interested in the whole Ethan Ralph getting beat up thing because I saw that video and it just feels fucked up.
	It seems totally irrelevant to me, dude.
	It was like, I don't know if Ethan was talking trash and then he got his ass and it's a bad thing.
	Oh, yeah, the story if they just picked on him for no reason.
	In either case, he's barely bleeding.
	It's like a two-second dumb bar fight.
	Just like Max and John.
	When I was a kid in the 80s, there was a fight every weekend.
	My whole life, there was a fight every weekend.
	In the South, there still is.
	Two teenagers are fighting right now over some chick in Fort Worth, Texas right now.
	That's normal behavior.
	It's been going on forever.
	But like fucking the flight attendant dude and it's people are going to court and everyone talking about this guy.
	It's kind of embarrassing.
	How involved, you know?
	People used to forget about fights.
	Right.
	You go, hey, I heard you got in a big fight on Thursday night.
	No?
	What?
	No, I didn't.
	Outside the club, when everyone was leaving, that guy shoved you and you'd...
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, fuck.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, shit.
	I forgot about that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It was like two seconds.
	And now we're talking about tweets and screenshots.
	Fucking girls.
	It's girl stuff.
	Speaking of girls, we have a special guest on today's My Pet Biden.
	She's actually starting to appear on My Pet Biden as much as Biden.
	I'm not sure who has less of a command of the English language.
	Neither have the language at their disposal.
	And they are using a garbage disposal to talk.
	Standing here on the northern flank, on the eastern flank, talking about what we have in terms of the eastern flank and our NATO allies.
	I want to be very clear.
	The United States and Poland are united in what we have done and are prepared to do.
	We all watched the television coverage of just yesterday.
	That's on top of everything else that we know and don't know yet.
	That's the thing.
	She overthinks every sentence and then says every possibility.
	My name is Gavin, and I'm doing a show with, I have done a show, will do a show, will continue to do shows for the indefinite future.
	Have done many shows in the past, both with Ryan and without Ryan.
	He's had his own past, and we will have our own future.
	But not at the same time.
	Not at the same time.
	Not with and without at the same time.
	And that's just exactly it.
	Not at the same time, but also at the same time.
	And moving forward, both forward and in the past, we will always be doing what we have done and what we will do together, working together.
	And you're prepared to do shows with me and without me, but not for any reason that might perpetuate a without or a with even.
	Or even not.
	Or even not any of those.
	What's this?
	Children of the community are exactly that.
	They're children of the community.
	She always reading her script and she just did shrooms and she's getting into each sentence real deep.
	Right.
	Able to see, and because we've seen it or not doesn't mean it hasn't happened.
	But just limited to what we have seen.
	Okay.
	Yes, we know how sight works, you fucking redundant lady.
	Honestly.
	I really get that line.
	How did she pass the bar?
	Like, I honestly think, I can't imagine her in a courtroom.
	Well, she sounds like a lawyer.
	She sounds like somebody that the tonality is a lawyer, but the words, like, imagine you're looking at 10 years and you're sitting there going, what the fuck?
	She's covering so many bases, she's covering no bases.
	Paula, what are you saying?
	This isn't what we talked about.
	She's a bird, which is the bald eagle.
	She's hoping in court that somebody's holding the transcript and they're like, there's nothing here.
	Every time here.
	Every time she talks, there's a Ben Crump behind her going.
	When we talk about our children, I know for this group, we all believe that when we talk about the children of the community, they are a children of the community.
	Let's go to 2-6.
	She has her please clap moment.
	I think we may have already played this, but I can't get enough of it.
	So we got to stick it.
	Stick it in here.
	Stick it in.
	Oops.
	My lord.
	Forgive me.
	So I think about this subject of our yellow school buses in that regard.
	Because think about it.
	Yellow school buses are our nation's largest form of mass transit.
	Good point.
	How about that?
	Every day, so guess and what's a plug?
	Because it gets somewhere they need to go.
	No, it doesn't.
	And every day then, think about this in terms of the numbers.
	Every day in our country, more than 25 million children ride to and from school on our nation's fleet of school buses every day.
	And so I think about this subject of our yellow school buses in that regard.
	Because think about it.
	Yellow school buses are our nation's largest form of mass transit.
	Did this loop?
	How about that?
	Every day.
	So guess and let's see.
	Wait, no, it did loop.
	I couldn't tell.
	You're dumber than her.
	No.
	I'm smart.
	She says at okay point.
	You'd be surprised how many school buses we actually have.
	In a country of 331 million, I figured it was a lot.
	I see them every fucking day.
	But then she goes, and that's what I think about in that regard.
	What?
	That's what I think about.
	She talks like someone who forgot what they were talking about and is trying to fill the space.
	So now let's leap over to the star of the show, of course, Mr. Magoo himself, Joe Biden.
	The strength that we built is inflation.
	I agree with what Chairman Powell said last week, that the number one threat is the strength, and that strength that we built is inflation.
	And I agree with what Chairman Powell said.
	He agrees with that.
	Okay, this is what he's trying to say.
	We've built this great strength together, and the number one threat to that strength is inflation.
	The number one threat to our strength is inflation.
	That's what he's going for.
	Let's hear it again, how much he butchers that.
	There's no way he's saying that inflation is necessary and it's stop talking.
	I agree with what Chairman Powell said last week, that the number one threat is the strength, and that strength that we built is inflation.
	And I agree with what Chairman Powell said last week.
	Just to remind you, I've got a friend in London right now for business, and he called me and he said, I'm hanging out with liberals here, and everyone is making fun of Joe Biden and Kamal Harris.
	We are officially a global laughingstock.
	Go ahead.
	Oh, yeah, this is his doing his imitation of menstruation cramps.
	Menstrual cramps.
	You get my joke?
	She said, she's at the summit and Kim Jong-un was there.
	And she said, what do you think you're going to say if you bump into Kim Jong-un?
	What are you going to tell him?
	And he goes, hello.
	Period.
	Is that you being tough?
	I'm so tough that if I see Kim Jong-un, I'm just going to say hello.
	Hello?
	I'm just going to say hello.
	What would you do if you Talked to El Chapo about the and he had just been arrested for inadvertently murdering 300 Americans a day with opioids through his gangs.
	I'd go, hello.
	Period.
	Here he is talking about how we armed Russia for some strange reason.
	Before Russia attacked, we made sure Russia had javelins and other weapons to strengthen the defenses so Ukraine was ready for whatever happened.
	Before Russia attacked, we made sure Russia had javelins and other weapons to strengthen the defenses so Ukraine was ready for whatever happened.
	Before Russia attacked, we made sure Russia was armed with tanks and javelins so Ukraine would be ready for whatever Russia had prepared.
	And then here's a fun compilation of all his lies over the years, just so you remember that it's not like he just became an idiot.
	He's been a buffoon for 50 years.
	And back then, the media, they weren't afraid.
	Biden now concedes he did not graduate in the top half of his law school class, that he does not have three degrees from college, and that he was not named outstanding political science student in college.
	Newsweek says Biden actually went to school on a half scholarship, ended up near the bottom of his class, and won only one degree, not three.
	Joe Biden ranked 76th in a class of 85 at the University of Syracuse Law School.
	I mean, this guy comes off this whole thing as a flyway.
	Now, Biden says Newsweek is right.
	His memory had failed him.
	So his memory was failing him back then.
	All right, guys, let's do some mailbags.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Look at this.
	New YorkPost.com.
	Protect the kids.
	Distressing videos show parents begging cops to stop Texas school shooting.
	Did these guys pussy out?
	Are you looking that up?
	That's not in the mailbag, right?
	No.
	That's why I started it with NewYorkPost.com.
	Gave you the URL.
	Nope, that's not it.
	I'll just email it to you there, Rye Guy.
	We'll talk about that another time.
	So first I heard that they were trying to do EMT stuff, and the cops were like, don't, look, you're not EMTs.
	We got this.
	And then they were trying to run in and grab the shooter themselves.
	And I understand the cops saying no to that.
	But were the cops not running in?
	I also heard talk of it took an hour for them to get there.
	I also saw somebody say that they just did a press release saying that we assure you that the only time children were shot were by the gunmen.
	And they're like, this is a really weird thing to say.
	Watch what comes out next.
	Okay, let's see this distressing video.
	Yeah, it looks like the parents were trying to bum rush him.
	Maybe they'll like give me a gun, so I'll fucking go in there.
	I actually can only take this subject for so long, and I think we've just reached our limit.
	I'm full.
	Not saying I'm bored of it, I'm saying I'm about to start crying.
	Madge Ture and Second Amendment ignorance.
	As expected, Madge's take on correctly interpreting the Second Amendment as pure excellence.
	Scroll right.
	The last slide is the cherry on top.
	I love this guy.
	People who favor only government having guns focus on the first half of the Second Amendment, mostly the well-regulated part.
	They speak having never read the Federalist, anti-Federalist papers to know what the guys who wrote it meant and why.
	Using their mouths with no knowledge.
	They also ignore the Second Amendment, which reads, the rights of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
	Ignoring that part in conjunction with the lack of study is a weak attempt to justify the fact that they only want the government to have guns.
	Well-regulated means well-organized populace who can be called again to defend a nation.
	There's the Federalist Papers.
	The Bill of Rights is a list of human rights, not granted by government, but granted from your creator.
	That also operates as checks on government.
	Anyway, we got it.
	Last slide.
	But these people don't read.
	They just respond like an informed children's life hack.
	Never procreate with a person who's super opinionated.
	He's an emotional responsible thing.
	This one is called, This Guy's Been Playing Dungeons and Dragons for 10 Hours a Week for 40 years.
	20,000 hours of Dungeons and Dragons.
	What if it never stopped?
	My name is Robert Wardoff.
	I'm a history professor at the University of Western Ontario.
	I am a dungeon master for a campaign that has been going on for 40 years.
	What began in secret with a few turned into a game that takes up much of Robert's life and most of his house.
	Robert has around 30,000 hand-painted figurines, countless custom-made Pieces of terrain and dozens of devoted players taking part in his campaign.
	Are kids allowed?
	If you're going to keep a game going for 40 years, it's going to have to be a good game.
	If you're going to have people who are going to want to play and are going to want to fly in, you're going to have to offer a product that is going to be better than all the other alternatives that are out there.
	I can certainly say with confidence that this is the best Dungeons Dragons game in the world.
	Uh-oh, he's a dungeon master.
	Now, when I first watched this whole thing, by the way, it's interesting.
	But I was disgusted at first because I was like, if you had kids, that would be so cool that you were spending all that time with them.
	But grown men doing this shit.
	But then it turns out he does have a kid.
	And it's only one, but fine, that'll do.
	And she's been playing with him since she was six.
	Great.
	Now all of that is instantly acceptable.
	I mean, I wish there was less adults there and more kids, even like young teens.
	But the fact that he incorporated his daughter into this and she, now all that work is worth it.
	And he gets a free pass.
	Go ahead, dude.
	Dungeon Drag.
	Saw this.
	This is called African Talk to Type.
	And it's a woman who's looking for a boyfriend.
	And this broke-ass African says, firstly, I'm thinking admin for giving me this opportunity.
	Secondly, I am so fastly is firstly.
	Secondly, I am single.
	I need a single woman who can do me relationship.
	I don't have anything.
	But really, I'm sure I can make her happy.
	No, thanks.
	Maybe a Campbell's like, that's like a high status symbol.
	It's like me in front of a Mercedes-Benz.
	Look how big this ride is.
	You saw this one, right?
	Fuck Off Obama, where he uses the shooting as a way to showcase George Floyd?
	Yeah.
	And Seth Dillon goes, sucks those kids died, but remember George Floyd?
	That's ancient news.
	I saw the Kanye West meme with like Elvade shooting.
	I'll let you finish.
	But first, I got to say George Floyd, blah, blah, blah.
	Here's an interesting thing that we were talking about a long time ago.
	I should have devoted more time to this.
	But top shooting, that's the Buffalo shooting that just happened.
	I thought it was a bit strange that the Buffalo shooting was so perfect for the left.
	A white guy hunts black people with a spooky gun and has Nazi stuff everywhere.
	My first thought was, he's a Fed groomed shooter.
	Well, now I'm convinced, and it's in the local Buffalo news, Feds probe if ex-agent knew of mass shooting.
	He was allegedly one of six that suspect invited to receive his plans 30 minutes before the incident.
	Suspect was counseled by a guy named Sandman.
	How about that?
	Isn't that brutal?
	FBI agents are also trying to determine the identity of an individual gender and called Sandman and Saint Sandman in his lengthy social media diary that appeared on Discord 30 minutes before the attack.
	In the diary, Genshin indicates Sandman counseled him on manufacturers of AR-15 semiotic rifles and their quality.
	The shooter purchased and allegedly used that type of assault rifle in the rampage.
	Dude, talk about a smoking gun.
	Holy shit.
	So it's starting to look like a Fed encouraged this.
	That's what Milo said right after it happened.
	He said, there's always Fed fingerprints on these kind of things.
	The only question is how little or how lot.
	How lot?
	How much?
	There was something about the Texas shooter, too, like he would have had to have ordered the guns five days before he was 18.
	Like the timeline of him buying the guns doesn't add up.
	Well, the feds want those guns banned, so they say, go buy this gun, the gun I want banned.
	And that's what all the fucking Reddit memes and 4chan memes were saying.
	They were like, provides laundry list of all the things the feds want banned.
	In fact, his manifesto was more of like a shopping list.
	Crazy, man.
	Everyone's seen this, right?
	NYC gang letter featuring Maddie?
	Gang newsletter.
	Did you see this one yet, Ryan?
	I'm pulling it up right now, but I just found this too.
	This just came in.
	Breaking News Border Patrol agents arrived far earlier than disclosed, but the Alvade police initially kept them from entering the school.
	Two officials said.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Now, to go from conspiracy theory to this, I think this sounds like gross incompetence.
	Could be.
	I mean, but why would they stop them from going?
	Because they fucked up some dumb bylaw about agents not having jurisdiction and, sir, we'll handle it.
	And there's this rule and that rule.
	And they fucked up.
	Not that you should give a flying fuck about any rules when kids are being shot.
	This shooter certainly doesn't.
	It's page 12.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, I remember we showed this here.
	He's like, he was proud of it.
	Like, there I am.
	Doesn't look like a very friendly chap, does he?
	No.
	Imagine meeting like 10 years ago, Maddie.
	Oh, the moment.
	He might not have liked us.
	That's pretty grumpy, too.
	Yeah, that's true.
	I've seen him knock motherfuckers out.
	Yeah.
	Okay, there's a weird one.
	So there's these two girls I've been talking to lately and both mentioned hanging out sometime.
	I wasn't the one to suggest it because I wasn't sure if they were interested.
	I'm not trying to date two girls at the same time because it doesn't seem right.
	But neither will get back to me about the day they'd like to go out.
	This is one of the weirdest, dumbest letters we've ever got.
	The one had a bunch of suggestions for things to do.
	The other kept saying how she wants me to come over and hang out before I go to basic training for the Air Force.
	I'm not sure if I should try asking again what day they'd like to hang out or just realize they aren't actually interested.
	What do you suggest I do?
	Try and ask again what days they'd want to go out or realize they don't care.
	What?
	This African African guy got way better at voice detection.
	Yeah.
	What should I do?
	I have two guys.
	I don't want to ask them too many times.
	There is a limit.
	What should I do?
	Okay, this.
	So, buddy, I don't fucking know.
	I'm not going to hold your hand through your entire adult life.
	Keep asking the girls until they say, stop asking me.
	Leave me alone.
	I'm not interested.
	Girls are pretty good at shutting it down.
	But I guess, I can't believe I'm saying this.
	But I guess if you ask a girl what plans she wants to make and she doesn't respond four or five texts, drop it.
	This is a much more heady one.
	Hello, Gavin, Ryan, and Maddie.
	I need your guys' advice.
	My wife refuses to have sex with me.
	To give you guys a chance to respond with an informed opinion, here are all the details.
	We're both 27, been married for two years.
	Do not have kids yet, but both want.
	We've known each other for six years and dated for three years prior to getting married two years ago.
	I would say that we have had sex roughly three times in the last one and a half years, and there was no problem in the bed at any of those given times.
	So when we decide to have children, hopefully soon, I don't know about that, she will not have a problem with having sex with me.
	Other than that, there really isn't much going on in the bedroom.
	I've tried everything.
	I've tried to court her.
	I've tried to give her the cold treatment, begged, talked, made myself as attractive as possible, gotten her drunk, everything, and nothing works.
	Her explanation?
	She doesn't have one.
	Just don't feel like it, she says.
	I have even made her go to the doctor to get her hormones checked.
	And everything is fine, they say.
	Also, I should mention, everything else is fine in our marriage.
	I'm a devout Catholic, her as well, but perhaps not as much as me.
	And I don't believe in divorce.
	I'm also not a cheater by nature.
	However, I would be lying if I said that I haven't played with the thought of getting my needs satisfied somewhere else.
	I'm ready to hear some harsh truths, so please don't be gentle.
	What should I do?
	Carlos.
	What do you think, Ryan?
	You're dumb.
	Maybe ask her a question that you don't want to know the answer to.
	Say, is it possible, are you attracted to other guys and not me?
	She's going to say no.
	Let's say be honest.
	Why are you being sexy?
	Just ask her what the deal is.
	If she says it, slap her.
	But not hard.
	When I was having beers with Sullivan at Sullivan's the other night, there's a big mirror behind us.
	So every time the waiter comes up, he sees himself.
	And I've noticed at that bar, waiters always look at themselves.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And then they want to be sexy, I guess, because they're busy.
	So they haven't seen themselves in a few hours.
	And then they all of a sudden see this hunk, and they're like 28, and they're like, do you guys want another drink?
	Just like shots.
	And I go, why are you being all cool?
	I know the guy.
	He's like, what?
	No.
	And then he jokes and tries to be super cool to exaggerate.
	I'm like, you can exaggerate and do a separate joke.
	But I saw with my own two eyes, you going, do you guys want like shots or whatever?
	Fucking yeah.
	You're leaning on our mashed potatoes, sir.
	Fucking oops.
	You just flip one of my fries into your mouth.
	Hey.
	And lit it.
	So I told you I had did that strike where I gave her the cold shoulder.
	The cold boner.
	I went on strike, and I also combined it with some grumpiness, and it worked a charm.
	Then I had my other guy, cop buddy, he went eight months on strike, and they didn't speak.
	And he said it basically worked, but he blames the efficacy or lack thereof on him blowing up at her before the strike.
	He said, if I had just played it cool the entire time and made it clear it was about sex and I'm mad, that would have had way more effect than me flying off the handle.
	So I actually spoke with this gentleman about this letter already this morning.
	And he said, find out what she gets out of this marriage and deny her it.
	Because some I got to admit, I'm a Catholic, I'm a Christian.
	A lot of me is saying, get out while you can.
	I know it's crazy.
	I don't know how the fuck you got married.
	Did she have this crazy libido and then it just vanished one day?
	But, you know, if he had kids, this would be a fucking nightmare situation.
	Because it's not just getting your rocks off.
	It's not like, just go to a prostitute then.
	Go to a massage parlor, get jerked off.
	You'll be fine.
	You don't just, it's not like you have to come, like you have to go to the bathroom.
	It's the intimacy there.
	You need hugs.
	You need affection.
	You need to be touched as a human.
	Humans, that's why solitary confinement is such a strong punishment because you don't have any interaction.
	Humans die in isolation.
	So I would definitely be mad and I would definitely try striking.
	But if you've tried everything and that's not working, I can't believe I'm suggesting divorce, but I kind of am.
	I mean, if it's a life with no sex, that's no way to live.
	And you're going to end up cheating.
	So I'm against divorce, passionately against it, but what did they say three times in a year and a half?
	That's pretty bad.
	Three times in the last year and a half, yeah.
	So 18 months, every six months they fuck.
	That's not acceptable.
	That's bad.
	You can get prostate cancer.
	Okay.
	You're supposed to clean your pipes out almost every day.
	What if you merge it with the guy that we saw earlier?
	Use inspiration from Dungeons and Dragons guy.
	You'll take the one fuck out of the six months and just don't stop.
	Yeah.
	Fucking hey.
	That's a good idea.
	Thanks.
	One long two-month sesh.
	Yes.
	Yeah, another thing he could do is a lot a day.
	Like for a while, there, my wife, we would do like Wednesdays, and she liked it because I'm a fucking horny person.
	So, every time she'd be walking around, I'd be lurking behind her.
	And if the kids weren't home, I would be all over her.
	If it's allotted to a day, she can know she's not going to get jumped in the hallway on a Thursday.
	And, you know, after 20 years of marriage and three kids, around once a week, that's not that crazy.
	That's not bad.
	Twice a week is plenty.
	Three times a week?
	What is this?
	An orgy?
	You know, you could spice that Wednesday thing up, too.
	Just go up to her on a Monday and then get a little frisky.
	And then she'll be like, what are you doing?
	And be like, it's Wednesday o'clock somewhere.
	Yeah, women are really turned on by lust, too.
	They want to be wanted.
	Anyway, let's get to the final video.
	I'm deeply traumatized by that letter now.
	You're worried for the guy.
	I think you should divorce her, dude.
	I mean, the lesbian bed death happens decades into a marriage, but you don't have any kids?
	Like, you should be fucking right now.
	One of my biggest regrets with my wife is I ever let her wear clothes.
	Now we can't be nude because the kids are around.
	But when I lived in the East Village, I should have had a bucket by the front door, and she has to put all her clothes in it when she comes over.
	Like Japanese with shoes.
	I'm actually getting a boner just talking about it.
	Yeah.
	It's the Japanese shoe thing in reverse.
	She has to keep her shoes on, her high heels.
	Now, doesn't that dilute nudity a little bit because it makes it less of a tattoo?
	Oh, thank you.
	Now, of course, we would fuck instantly.
	But then I just have this awesome naked lady around when we ate spaghetti and stuff.
	But now if she eats spaghetti and the sauce is hot and it splashes on her, she gets burned.
	It won't be that hot.
	We'll blow on it.
	I like my spaghetti sauce hot, so that would never work.
	Yeah, plus, how are you going to have kids if you're fucking once every six months?
	It's not how it works.
	How do you time your opportunity?
	How do you circulation?
	It's like you have to make sure at that six-month point.
	Yeah.
	It's not that.
	Like when I married my wife, we were fucking like rabbits.
	It still took me four months to get her pregnant.
	And that was a lot.
	That was like at least every day.
	No, not at least every day, but you know what I mean.
	Anyway, once you have kids, of course, you cannot look away from them for even one second.
	Don't turn around.
	This one we might have to watch more than once because you'll miss it if you're looking in the wrong spot.
	The kid's getting underneath her.
	So she picks up the kid and does the code for the garage.
	Right?
	Now, that kid's about to get out of the stroller or something.
	Okay, hold on.
	I got to get you out of the stroller.
	Careful there, honey.
	Let me unbuckle you, make sure you're safe.
	Yeah, okay.
	I think I got you the stroller.
	And we're good.
	Everyone's safe.
	Everything.
	Oh, I got the cuss.
	Oh, shit.
	Good thing that kid held on, huh?
	That's awesome.
	This is why women are better at that job because they can multitask.
	A man would be totally focused on that stroller.
	I mean, he probably saved the kid at the end, but we're not good.
	I'll do the dishes, but I want there to be 60 feet of dishes piled to the ceiling, and I'll put on a censored.tv show, and I'll have a great time.
	I can't do three dishes and then sweep and then look at a kid's drawing.
	That's too much little shit.
	We need a huge job to do.
	I don't know.
	I've seen the endless compilations of dads with the...
	Right, but that's not multitasking.
	That's true.
	He's one job.
	That wasn't even that big of a save, let's be real.
	Couldn't that girl...
	That wasn't a save at all.
	It wasn't a save.
	He was just a human pillow.
	Hey, hey, hey.
	Oh, that's a lame save.
	No, it's a lame save.
	Staff, death-defying ones.
	I've seen one where he runs down the hill of a park because the kid's on a tricycle and catches up to the tricycle and picks him up and lets the tricycle go nuts.
	Yeah.
	So, yeah, I guess the crux of this lackluster hungover show was they're lying to you.
	It's a lot of broads, a lot of lefties.
	They see dead children and they feel the same way we all do, which is horrified.
	And they just go to take that gun away.
	It's a bad gun.
	Me no like.
	Without looking it up.
	And the truth is when you look it up, America's got guns.
	They're not going anywhere.
	So just drop the whole idea of rounding them all up and having a big bonfire like the none at my church.
	Two, there are mass shootings in other countries.
	I think you're only thinking of England and Australia.
	They've got their own problems over there.
	And England has a massive Muslim civil war going on that involves child rape, machete gangs.
	Believe me, they've got their issues.
	So I wouldn't, don't you worry about Britain for now.
	Let's focus on the country we're in.
	And for the record, we are number 65th on the mass shootings in countries.
	Check out Finland.
	Check out Sweden.
	Number three, when I saw that this guy bought those weapons for himself legally on his birthday in a pro-gun state like Texas, I thought, hmm, maybe this is a pattern here.
	Instead of taking Samantha B's word for it and just going with my heart and how I feel because I don't want children to get hurt, I looked it up.
	And of course, we learned many things.
	One, if you include gangs, right, most gun deaths are in red states, red cities.
	But we're not going to do that, even though they do that all the time to play with the numbers.
	And one thing we've learned is, yes, there are some cities that have lax gun laws and there's mass shootings there, but it's not the pattern.
	Eight out of the ten we chose were the bad guy breaking the rules.
	Bad guys don't care about gun laws, as Anthony said on Wednesday.
	The only thing they really care about is getting their numbers up.
	They're mentally ill megalomaniacs.
	They want as big an impact as possible, and you get the biggest impact at soft targets.
	The solution to crime and mass murder is not less guns.
	It's more guns.
	Have a great weekend.
	Great Memorial Day.
	Oh yeah, we're gone.
	Monday and Tuesday, I'll do some mailbags that I've pre-recorded, but we'll see you back at Compound on Wednesday.
	We're going to Lake George tonight.
	So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	You're having climbed up mountain, barely walked up a hill.
	But that's good as gold.
	Cause you never care.

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