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May 30, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Hello, folks.
Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
I am not here.
I'm at Lake George with my family.
Went to the cabin on the lake there.
I fucking love Lake George.
It's all bikers.
It's all MAGA.
And my boys finally play together.
They're not on screens.
They take little pieces of bread and put on a fish hook and catch a million little sunfish, bass.
I don't fucking know.
And you ride around the boat and you go and you get some BLTs and some burgers.
I want to buy a place there.
It's fucking paradise.
So we're going to be there Monday and Tuesday, but we don't want to deny you GOML.
I actually am a little insecure about it.
I don't want you to get out of the habit of watching this show because this is how we make a living.
And I think the most important thing about a restaurant is to remain open and have reliable hours.
So when people have their Monday dinner at Gavstav, they know what's going to be there.
As soon as it's closed, they start making other plans, and then GavzTav's no more.
That was Marnie Stern.
She's almost my age.
She's 46, New Yorker, unbelievably talented guitarist, and super funny.
She worked for MTV for a while just for fun, doing a show called Weird Vibes, where she'd go around and interview other band members.
And it was really hilarious.
So her problem is she's big in the indie world with the Zoomers, and she's 46.
So you know what she does?
She just fucks her fans.
Kind of sad.
Because she can't find anyone.
There's no guys.
I can't tell you how many beautiful, single, talented, funny women I know who can't get guys.
And I don't know a ton of, I know some millennials, but I don't know any, that many Zoomers.
But the few young people I do know, look, turn it up.
I bet it'll be funny.
We are leaving the pitchfork party and the line is radonculous.
I would never wait on that line.
It's too hot.
I get a sunburn.
My vagina would start to ache.
If I was 22 and I came here, I would have drunk every second of every moment.
I'd be at every show having sex with every person.
It would be awesome.
I have a bunch of press at South by Southwest setup.
So your name is bed bugs or bites or something's going on on my body and it itches.
So why am I interviewing you then?
I don't know.
We're switching to a hotel to dump, but I would have been a little bit more.
The other thing I was going to say is I don't think young people are fucking.
You know young people, Ryan.
Are they fucking?
I think they're fucking.
What do you consider young?
I mean, like Zoom.
Like 25-year-olds.
I think they're fucking.
I keep seeing them on social media going, haven't had sex in three years.
Jeez.
The ones I know are fucking, but they're in relationships.
Anyway, so this thing is going to be mailbag.
Next Monday, Tuesday, we have off.
So I'm going to wear police shirts like this cool one.
Gang squad.
They discontinue the gang squad.
So what does it say on my back?
It says, We protect and served to be denied and dismissed.
Bronx gang squad, number 397.
It's a tad small.
That's the problem with being so ripped is all my favorite t-shirts are becoming too small.
Remember when Lauren Dowdy was here tattooing us?
And her boyfriend, her fiancé, who's now her husband, works out a lot.
I won't call him a bodybuilder.
But I was changing shirts and he sees me with my shirt off and he goes, I thought you said you were ripped.
Well, he literally looks like one of the guys in Prometheus that started the aliens.
Like the white creatures that are just like...
Wow, you really think he's hot.
Those aren't hot.
They're literally white amorphous Adonises who.
Oh, Adonises aren't hot.
Good to know.
Good to know.
Speaking of Adonis.
Next time someone calls me an Adonis, I'll go, fuck you.
Is this Marnie Stern?
Yeah.
That's her?
I think she has a kid now.
Oh, shit.
That looks like a proud aunt.
She might be a proud aunt.
Don't you hate those?
Oh, I hate that.
And I hate when they think it's a thing.
Yep.
Ageless auntie.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You're stuck in the aunt world.
That's like being friend zoned with kids.
You're just never going to get past that.
Uh-oh.
Hold zone.
So many aunts.
Hello?
Yeah, Kevin.
It's Sylvie.
I'll be ready tomorrow night at 7.30 to be on the show, okay?
Okay, that'll be great.
Okay, though.
Take care.
Bye-bye.
Is that her number showing?
Should I blow that?
No.
No and no.
You know, it's kind of weird when you see a pretty smart good girl like Marnie Stern, you want her to have bred.
You know?
So it's seen as sexist That you look up their marital status.
Why don't you look up a man's marital status?
Mick Jagger just had a fucking kid.
Okay, I don't look up a man's marital status because it's always fixable.
But women have a finite amount of time.
So we look them up.
And when we see, like Marnie Stern, that they didn't procreate, we feel kind of bummed.
Not just for her, but for the human race.
Because we go, oh, fuck, I wish they made more of those.
That's the kind of person we want more of.
If that's sexist, then sign me up for the He-Man Woman Haters Club.
Because I wish she was happily married with at least three kids.
And you can tell by her Instagram covered with pics of kids.
If you look up her Wikipedia too, there's no mention of her personal life.
Because in modern society, it's considered sexist to give a fuck.
That bothers me.
Yes, it matters if women have kids.
With men, they can always have kids.
Because it's just sperm.
Although they do say that older sperm has a higher likeliness of autism, but it's really old sperm.
Like my 50, 60, 70.
With women, there's a higher risk of autism when we get to our late 30s, ladies.
Alrighty, shall we dip into some lets?
Yeah.
Should we do this?
Let me touch it.
This TV gives off heat.
Hot.
Satanic panic.
Remember the satanic panic of the 80s and 90s?
We were told it was crazy to think Satanists conducted sexual rituals and practiced child sacrifice while we were right to panic all along.
Satanic Temple.
Turn it up.
Strategy for women to access the abortion drug.
Take it as part of a religious expression.
Its founder describes them as a non-theistic religious group.
By non-theistic, we mean we don't worship a literal deity.
We view Satan as a metaphorical construct, as the ultimate rebel against tyranny.
This group is not a branch of Satan.
The Satanists are just fucking nerds.
Let's cut the shit.
They're similar to libertarians.
The Satanists are just libertarians who like metal.
It's not a thing.
It's not real.
Fuck you.
I could tell you is the name of this one.
When you mentioned how sick the World Economic Forum Police patches were, I thought you might enjoy a book.
It is called, Ryan, get ready to do your research, I could tell you, but then you would have to be destroyed by me.
Emblems from the Pentagon's Black World.
Wouldn't it be a little more efficient to say, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you?
You would have to be destroyed by me?
Did this book have an editor, or am I missing a joke?
Maybe it's an inside joke.
It's an awesome book of patches created for the American Black Ops programs, and each one has small clues to the operations, like lightning bolts for electronic warfare, six stars for Area 51, because 5 plus 1 is 6, cartoon skunks for Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works program, etc.,
etc.
We had that state trooper who worked for the bomb squad, and he gave us his patch.
It's an awesome patch.
Damn.
What are those tits?
Kind of looks like legs.
Yeah, it's like a woman with her legs spread.
But it's pretending to be something else.
Night low-level penetration combat.
Kind of got gang rape vibes, that one.
A lifetime of silence behind the green door.
Whoa.
I'm not big on silence.
Or green doors.
Oh, that's a fun one.
Oh, that's cute.
Kind of gay.
Hey, Gavina and Ryana.
This is probably ancient news, but I found out that the Chinese discovered a way to make their food even more disgusting.
Instead of buying oil to cook their horrible food like a normal human being, they find it a better solution to go into the streets, open a manhole, take a giant ladle, and harvest all the oil floating on the surface of the waste.
NSFW, if you're eating dinner watching this show.
I've seen a barf.
Oh, yeah.
This is ancient that's highly.
Oh, you've heard of this before?
Yeah.
So you get the shit out of the way.
This is my first job.
They're not even eating it yet.
Then they boil it up so it's nice and good.
I don't think I can do Chinese food anymore.
It's not just that.
I've stopped a long time ago.
I mean, I do it every now and then.
When my buddy Gordon found Rat Rib Cage.
Woo!
That's bad.
You're saying woo to me or the video?
Rat Rib Cage?
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Rat Ribcage.
Who, by the way, Hollowed says that I could say, like, alternatives of Jesus Christ, but I'm like, that's even more blasphemous because you're changing the name.
So I don't know how strict of a Catholic he is.
He's like, you could say Jesus Creeps.
The Communist Party says that one in five restaurants use sewer oil, which means that all of them do.
So if you've ever eat fried food in China, be aware that there's a thousand Chinese men have shitted in your meal.
The amount of depravity these people demonstrate.
We need to shit on China more.
It's not racist, and it's nothing against Chinese Americans.
Chinese Americans hate China too.
You know how much it costs to get out of China?
$50,000 cash in hand.
That's how much you need to get permission from the Communist Party to leave.
Look at this.
Somebody sent this in.
They said, now that you guys are done with your fast, you can watch this delicious.
Time to make mosquito burgers.
So we take the flying mosquito biter and we put it in a pot.
We then crash it around until it is a lump.
Wait, I gotta show you something.
This is literally just burgers made of mosquitoes.
I mean, it is high in protein and blood.
Yeah, so shit probably has a lot of protein in it.
I hate the whole high on protein argument.
There was this dude who hacked in to the Chinese police and he discovered that the human rights violations are much worse than we thought.
So yeah.
Oh, here we go.
I'm going to forward this to you now, Ryan.
Huge trove of files obtained by hacking into Xingjiang police re-education camp computers contain first ever image material from inside camps.
Reveal Chen Kuango issuing shoot-to-kill orders.
Xi Jinping demanding new camps because existing ones are overcrowded.
You know how they say America has the worst incarceration rate in the world.
In fact, China's is about a tenth of the size.
Yeah, because they kill them and harvest their organs and they don't record their existence.
They erase them.
This is communism.
These are what all these fucks, these liberal fucks are fighting for.
What did the Bernie bros say?
They say, should they go to education camps?
Yeah, they should learn how to not be a fucking Nazi.
And they consider you and me Nazis, by the way.
So they want us to go to these camps.
I mean, Quebec already had these camps for COVID people.
So the infrastructure is there.
When, you know, we totally eradicate the Republicans, when all conservatives are canceled, let's ship them out and treat them like this.
Vivid images of police drills and over 5,000 images of persons taken at detention centers, almost 3,000 of them interns, spreadsheets showing vast scale of internments, 12% of Uighurs shown in camps or prisons.
Of course, this is just what we hacked in.
So you can round those numbers way up.
Look at that.
Human garbage.
I mean, I'm no fan of Muslims, but I don't want them all rounded up and killed.
The Zingzang police files.
I am.
Oh, yeah, so you can dig up Adrian Zen's and see it yourself.
Second report of mine, specifically on the speech, Beijing, and the campaign of mass interment.
13 media outlets around the globe from 10 countries who reviewed much of the material, some of them with large investigative teams putting a huge amount of work in this.
Expect significant media reporting this week.
No, I don't expect significant media reporting because 1 billion people have a lot of money.
And the mainstream media, and especially Hollywood, is petrified of offending China.
The World Health Organization is making plans to take over the way you and I do business, run by a retarded puppet from Africa, completely funded by China.
And Joe Biden is constantly kissing their ass.
And they're working on a pandemic plan to help us survive the next, whatever it is, monkeypox.
And it will supersede various nations' authority.
It'll be a world plan.
That's China going for global domination.
What's the difference between globalism and Chinese world dominance?
They're starting to merge.
We should be concerned about that.
And the first step is mockery.
But isn't that racist to Chinese Americans?
You know how much money Chinese Americans gave the Proud Boys last year?
$80,000.
You know why that is?
Because they recognize that Proud Boys are the only ones willing to literally fight communists.
They don't like communism.
They've lived it.
This is some guy Tupac was lighting the loafers.
He's sending us the ancient Chinese secret video of Tupac being a faggot.
We'll show it on the off chance you haven't seen it yet, but this is true of so many celebrities that we worship and bow down to.
They have invented personalities.
Like Lou Reed was just being his heroin injection.
Who else?
Johnny Depp.
He's the cool pirate guy because he was a pirate in a movie and he likes Keith Richards.
Like these guys are empty vessels and they just become a character for you.
I'm not, though.
I'm me.
And Ryan, no one would pretend to be that fucking retarded.
So at least you know he's for real.
That hurts my feelings and I don't like it.
Whoa!
Did you take an assertiveness class?
Maybe.
Wow.
You were really standing up for yourself.
Don't you think there's something aggressive about standing your ground?
Yes.
Are we going to have any celebrity guests on this episode?
I'm getting sick of your stupid face.
Sure.
Okay, so let's look at Tupac, who he really is, and then who he became to amuse you.
This much respect for women, and I fight often because of that.
I get a lot of friends because I have respect for women.
Ultra respect for women.
And I'm extra nice, you know, extra gentleman.
I'm extra just like, oh, you're beautiful and you deserve the best.
And she told me I was too nice.
It wouldn't work because I was too nice.
Well, it really ain't as big as everybody make it, you know.
Even the females know it's bitches.
Females don't even hang with females.
You know what I'm saying?
So now, when these homes get horny, niggas die.
Homes get horny, niggas die.
Watch, every time.
Every funeral you go to, it's a bitch that was horny the night before.
So you need to start checking these bitches.
Keep your dicking.
Niggas need to go back to the OG penitentiary days and start jacking off.
If you fucking with a cool female, that's all good.
But if you fucking with a bitch, you need to break her ass and shake her ass.
I have this much respect for women.
The loop really makes it.
Yeah, yeah, it does.
That's one of the few times you want to watch it in a loop.
I have this much respect for womenies.
Yeah, my David Cross's cousin, Aviva, she went to high school with him and he was like, a dancer.
I don't think he was literally a homosexual, but he was an effeminate man who loved acting and drama.
he was like Leroy in the show Fame.
And then he was in the movie Juice, where he played a gangster, and people would keep doing that.
Okay.
Done.
It's probably true in history, too.
John Wayne may have been a pussy for all we know.
Right?
He may have been like that, too.
We know Rock Hudson was.
But yeah, I should do a whole thing on wiggers.
Black wiggers.
Tupac is a wigger.
Sean King, Wigger.
Corey Booker, Wigger.
Tom Morello?
Wigger.
Tom Morello grew up kayaking.
Jordan Peel grew up in the west side with his white mom going to creative schools where they have like a garden on the roof that's eco-friendly.
And they, you know, have, they take fucking caterpillars and make them into butterflies.
And they have pet fish that are endangered species and shit.
The schools he went to, Jordan Peele's schools, there's maybe, I think he was the only black kid in the entire school.
Yet all his movies are like, yo, man, I couldn't imagine, it would be amazing if I had a white dude in my movies.
It's just not what I'm about.
Yes, it is what you're about.
You're white, dude.
Sorry.
Yeah, it's crazy, man.
Listen, I saw a great article from BuzzFeed.
It's like...
Wait, is this Jordan Poole?
Yep.
Listen.
I'm talking about Jordan Peale.
Oh, I'm sorry.
So you're Jordan Poole.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Tim Poole and Jordan Peterson combined.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
It's nuts.
It's really nuts.
Would you like to ask me something?
Yeah.
What is a man's role in 2022, and how does the media affect that destiny?
Well, listen, when it comes to women's rights and stuff like that, it's like, you know, wow, man, like, that's a big topic.
But, you know, frankly, women have to stay in the kitchen.
Like, you know, people that are a little more controversial than me, I like to kind of tiptoe and sit on the fence a little bit.
But listen, man, it's a man's world.
It's crazy.
Yep.
The bacon, egg, and cheese I had this morning was so ghetto, so Bronx, so delicious.
He covered it.
It was normal bacon, egg, and cheese.
I make sure the cheese is cheddar.
I'm sick of fucking American cheese.
Damn.
I want it banned.
I'm never eating at a movie theater ever again.
The fucking nachos are shockingly bad.
They're prison nachos.
The popcorn's no longer food.
The butter that they put on popcorn, what is it?
I think it's just plastic.
Plastic corn oil.
So I made him put cheddar.
And then because he's like a fucking Colombian illegal, he covered it in tons and tons of ketchup and mayonnaise and jalapenos.
So every bite I took, ketchup and mayonnaise sauce was dripping onto my little aluminum foil.
It was amazing.
Wow.
So fucking good.
And I remember Maddie saying after he got out of prison, he was in his house and he got up in the middle of the night and went and got a glass of water.
And he's like, this is fucking awesome, man.
I get to get a glass of water in the middle of the night.
And that's how I felt this morning, walking around my house.
I'm like, I eat whenever the fuck I want.
Yeah.
Whatever I want.
It's crazy, man.
Listen.
I mean.
It's really crazy.
Listen, this article for most people.
We got to check this out.
So it seems like the corrupt Democrats are getting a crank here.
It's crazy.
This is Jesse Lee Poole?
Yeah.
Jesse Lee Poole, listen.
It's amazing, man.
Really.
Now, listen, the corrupt Democrats are doing everything they can to shut this country down.
It's going to get worse.
Listen, I'm not promoting anything.
I'm just saying you want safe and ready meals in your house.
If you don't have food and you don't have it stocked up, you might want to think about it.
We have tons of chickens outside.
Delicious chickens.
Hey, Jesse Lee Poole, you should tell Jesse Lee Peterson.
The word on the street is there is a massive controversy, super scandalous nuclear media bomb about to land on him.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
What's that?
Like irrevocable reputation damage.
Where'd you hear that, man?
On the street.
That's conjecture.
That's all I can say for now.
We'll look into it, but frankly, stay with us until the next bike.
All right, Tim Pool out.
I mean, just any pity to poop out.
Okay, so this email is from a guy who calls himself the Republic House.
Anti-Semites that never use their real name.
And they go, well, we're not independently wealthy.
Yeah, that implies that I didn't earn my money.
I have thrown away literally hundreds of millions of dollars to be my true self.
Vice, my ad agency shut down, my career at the Blaze over.
I've been fired from every job I've had.
And a good 75% of the time, it's companies I started myself.
So for you to say, well, you're rich, you can afford it.
Yeah, get rich, afford it, get fired.
So even if you get fired tomorrow, you will have sacrificed far less than I have.
I don't think you could ever sacrifice as much as I've sacrificed to be my true honest self and tell the truth.
So when you don't use your real name and call me a coward, I'm not offended.
I'm not even, I don't acknowledge it.
It doesn't exist.
It's like a mosquito giving me the finger.
You're not, you're ephemera.
You're not a thing.
Ideas matter.
Not if someone doesn't have the courage of their convictions enough to stand by those ideas.
If ideas are just floating away like these little envelopes, that's all they are.
Floating concepts.
So this guy gets mad at me because I said, how do anti-Semites feel about Ezra-Levant, Dennis Prager, and Ron Coleman?
They're anomalies?
Okay, now compare what they've done to save the West with what you've done.
You don't even use your real name.
And then this guy goes, Gavin, all the men you named are Zionist gangsters and Shabos goi traitors.
These Judas goats consistently put the interest of Israel and Jews before the interest of Western civilization, otherwise known as the white race, in case you were wondering.
What does that mean?
Like, we give, what, 3.5 billion to Israel a year?
We give 8 billion to Iraq.
We just gave Ukraine 40 billion.
Israel is our only ally in a mud hole shitpit called the Middle East.
They are a fully Western nation.
And by the way, if you go there, it's shocking how many liberals and anti-Zionists there are.
I'd say there's more anti-Zionists in Zion than there are in the West.
So Nazis and Israeli lefties, you guys have the same agenda.
Destroy Israel.
Your Western chauvinist card has been revoked, he says.
What?
You have now joined the realms of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson.
That's an insult.
I love those guys.
But unlike them, you will never be allowed back into the mainstream.
That's true.
Once you're canceled, you're never uncanceled.
And be clear, I have no intention of groveling and trying to get back on Fox News.
I left Fox News and gave them the finger on the way out.
I don't want to be accepted in the mainstream.
All I want to do is have a voice and be heard.
And as of now, I'm getting heard by way more people than ever before.
And it's way more profitable than it's ever been.
I keep making more money every year, despite getting stifled more and more, because I'm a starling.
I came to North America from Europe with no natural predators.
And so I thrive.
I can't be killed.
I'm unkillable.
So what do they do?
They go after my family.
But the reason I read this letter on the air is I want to say something that ironically, the people who need to hear it most will not listen to.
Anti-Semitism is a philosophical rut.
It's a mental trap.
Don't fall for it.
And I would expand that to any kind of ism where one group is responsible for all of your problems.
A good 80% of the black community has this problem with whites, anti-whitism.
And if it rains on their birthday, they blame white people.
That is a crippling rut that robs you of your own authority, your own self-reliance, your own...
I always forget this word.
Volition.
No, Ryan.
Authority.
It's a word like authority.
Your own bodily...
Autonomy.
No.
It's crazy.
No, it's not crazy.
Facility?
Maybe it's facility.
Anyway, don't do it.
I mean, our enemies are a very amorphous concept of communism, socialism, low IQ, sheepism, this Karen shit.
When I start trying to isolate the group, I often find it's like upper middle class white women who are unemployed.
I don't want to say housewives because they're not really.
Their maids do all the work.
And I get into that rut sometimes with that group.
I become an anti-Femite.
I think that liberal Karens are responsible for all my troubles.
Women like Amy Siskind.
That's a rut that I'm fully aware of.
And the best way to avoid this rut is to go out and fraternize, meet people, talk to your Uber driver.
And you'll see that the group that you thought were the bad guys are often the allies.
You know, I used to go to this controversial meeting dinner night.
It was called like a racial realism night or something.
And it was John Derbyshire and Peter Brimelow and Jared Taylor and some weirdos too, like guys from high times.
And they just wanted to talk about controversial subjects.
And they'd have guest speakers come.
Ann Coulter spoke once.
It was a great night.
I did a talk once there about the Proud Boys.
But I remember one of those nights, Jews came up, and there was plenty of Jews there.
And John Derbyshire, who everyone respects, everyone with a fucking brain, he's one of the smartest people I've ever met in my life.
And very amicable and charming, too, which is rare with that level of IQ.
And he just said, without Jews, your movement is nothing.
Even like the alt-right, you need Jews.
They're good at organizing.
I don't know.
It's just, they're a handy bunch.
Some people use their Jew power for good and some for Jew evil.
Same goes for a lot of different things.
Yeah.
Ryan does not speak for anyone but his peanut brain.
Yeah.
My peanut brain says, listen, man, there's two types of people.
People that believe in Christ, people that don't.
Well, the big picture is...
No, that's not what I'm saying either.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Timple.
Okay.
I'm on the record.
Okay.
I'm going to be sued for that.
So I'm kidding.
This is Ryan, and it was a joke.
The other thing, too, is Orthodox Jews who genuinely worship God are not your problem.
The Jews that you're talking about are secular Jews.
And it's the same beef with these atheist liberals.
It's all the same group.
Here's some synonyms.
Half the secular Jews in New York hate Israel.
Yeah.
And they side with Palestinians.
That should tell you where they stand religiously.
Anyway, enough Jew talk for one day.
Here's the synonyms for autonomy.
Accord, choice, free will, self-determination.
No, not volition.
I think it was your own facility.
Facility.
Gotcha.
Penalty, pension, predilection, trees, proclivity, preventive.
My mental faculties.
You know, like they say self-determination, freedom, governance, self-government.
Proclivity.
No.
No.
Sorry, dictionary.
You're out of here.
Bitionary, more like.
Yeah.
Get out of here, man.
We don't need your.
This isn't an on-the-air type of letter.
Okay?
But this conspiracy podcast I listen to, I know I'm self-aware, but it's entertaining and he's right about more stuff than feels comfortable.
He's pretty left.
He's positing that the guard who was killed in Buffalo had invented a new type of electrolysis, electrolysis, that puts out more energy than is put in.
Is it true?
Well, who can say?
But the app is interesting, and I thought you might dig it.
Okay, now, Ryan, I've sent you in previous episodes.
I believe it was Shuzmabin, right?
Showing the.
So the rumor going around is that this guy started a water-powered car.
Water-power.
And the proof of this is they show the guy starting up his car.
The engine is a normal engine.
In other words, he's lying.
He just said his car is water-powered, then started up a car and lifted up the hood and went, see?
Now, such a car is conceivable, but you have to separate the hydrogen from the oxygen.
Hydrogen is incredibly flammable, so one car accident, and it becomes a fucking fast and furious movie.
But the problem with water-powered cars is they are an impossible contradiction because the energy it takes to separate the hydrogen is more than you get out.
So it's possible for a novelty to show someone your water-powered car, but it's not plausible.
It's incredibly unsafe.
And why would you have something that it takes more power than it gives?
Well, that's not how it works.
You drill oil out of the ground and then you get all this oil.
Are you going to pull up any of this at any point there?
It's taking you so long.
I can only stall these people for so long.
What's that?
Did you look it up yourself?
Yeah, it doesn't appear to be a message.
No, I said it was in the notes, shithead.
From Shismobin, right?
Oh, my God.
Do I have to do everything for you here?
Aaron Salter Jr. wore many hats in his life.
Retired police officer, substitute teacher.
But one of his true passions was science.
He built a lab in his garage where he spent countless hours working to develop an engine that could run on water.
Just an engine?
He's lying.
Sadly, for all he was in life, the world is learning his story because of the courage he displayed.
Where's the hydrogen store?
Protecting his car.
If you have a water car, you have like five hydrogen tanks.
Salter engaged the shooter who was heavily protected by the rumor is that he was killed because he figured out how to make a water-powered car, which is fucking retarded.
They have been made.
They're a huge nightmare.
Who's killing the hydrogen car?
Right.
You use water.
Oh, this is the guy who did it.
You run electricity through it, and it breaks it down into hydrogen and oxygen, and then you can burn the hydrogen.
All right, so you found more hydrogen.
It is Baldazar.
He's the guy who did the UFO thing.
I used to work at Area 51 on Joe Rogan on Joe Rogan.
Gas.
You want to fill up your car?
How much hydride do you have?
He's weird.
That Joe Rogan interview was fucking weird.
Here.
Oh, my God.
Did you see the Joe Rogan about the...
So anyway, this is the process it takes to make a water car.
It's a fucking huge pain in the ass.
It's not a thing.
He was not murdered.
Yeah, you're all nuts.
But yeah, there was a Joe Rogan recently where he talks about high IQ mold.
Does this ring a bell?
I sent it to myself.
It's really, really good.
We'll end the show with that.
We've got to do short shows here.
Fungal intelligence.
Yeah, but it's a particular clip.
I'll afford it to you now.
We'll end with that.
It's crazy.
These are special episodes.
You're seeing a man who's not here.
Come find me at Lake George.
Come find my ass.
This is mind-blowing.
We'll call this the final video.
Okay.
Opening.
Slime mold.
You know, called Physerium polycephalum.
And this slime mold is very, very good.
What a shitty hat.
Why do smart people always have such dumb hats?
And this slime mold is very, very good at navigating through mazes.
The Japanese are so clever at this.
They designed a nutrient-like maze replicating Tokyo in the Japanese subway system with all the major cities, the nodes around Tokyo.
Each of those nodes had a piece of oat on them, which was a source of nutrition.
And then they let the slime mold then grow.
At first it grew out randomly, exploratorily, and then after about 28 hours, it reorganized itself in the most efficient way possible and reorganized the Japanese subway system in a more efficient manner than it's designed today.
Thus they turned Japanese for a thing.
He's like, oh, I'm Asian too.
I want to go there.
He's like that gay kid who became Korean because he had such a good time.
I do mushrooms?
I have...
Not just mixing things.
That's crazy, man.
Jimmy, pull that up.
Oh, Jimmy.
Oh.
Hey, Jimmy, nothing wrong with that.
Whoa, that's a crazy man.
Why do I have to pull my eyes back?
What the fuck?
The only impression I don't have to do jack shit for.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Can everyone speak to you?
Your future is yours.
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