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May 23, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #149 - HI VIS MAIL BAG (Part 1)

We open a hundred t-shirts from hi-vis fans and lament the death of Otis Redding.

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That was the Descendants.
I'm not a loser.
Have you got my printouts, Ryan, for that?
That was a popular hardcore band when I was a young man.
Milo goes to college.
It was a hardcore band that had a nerdy singer.
And that was their sort of their gimmick.
They made it work.
Yeah, I know I'm a nerd.
I know I go to MIT, but I'm the singer of a hardcore band.
And take it or leave it.
So they had a song called I'm Not a Loser.
And I got an update from a baby monster who said, you got to check out the Descendants.
They're still on tour.
They're doing these reunions, right?
They're all old now.
They're my age.
But they're changing the lyrics.
So the old lyrics for that are just dumb, like animal house bullshit throwaway lyrics.
Think that I'm a loser because my pants are too low.
Think that I'm a slob because I got holes in my shoes.
Think that my cock is just like my dirty shirt.
It's like what an 11-year-old would write.
Well, you can fuck off because I'm working 60 a week, right?
And then he gets really mad at the very end of the song and he goes, you're a fucking son of a bitch, you arrogant assholes.
Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos.
You suck, Mr. Buttfuck.
You don't belong here.
Go away.
You're fucking gay.
You're mad.
You've lost your temper, okay?
That's all part of the song.
But the new rewrite is, so we go from your pants are too tight, you fucking homos.
You suck, Mr. Buttfuck.
You don't belong here, you fucking gay.
That's awesome.
Anyone with an adult.
Maybe I shouldn't be showing people's addresses.
Anyone with an adult mind gets the context of the song.
It's a guy who's being picked on by like cool jocks or whatever.
And he's retaliating, right?
So now the line has been changed to, your pants are too tight.
Instead of you fucking homos, it's your fucking disco.
And instead of you suck, Mr. Buttfuck, it's and you don't belong here, you fucking gay.
It's you don't belong here.
Go away.
Hey.
Fucking terrible.
Go away.
Hey.
Which is kind of gay.
Oh, welcome back, Maddie Odell.
Everybody, what's up?
Good to be here.
Good to be seen.
The other line is, I'll have my way.
So this is the old version.
I'll have my way.
You won't have a say anyway because I got you.
You won't stand a chance.
That's fine.
What's the matter with that?
It's too violent.
So the update is, I want to have my way.
I know I've got no say anyway because I want you.
So just give me a chance.
That's a different song, by the way.
So another song was a violent song about taking someone on, fighting someone.
And now instead of you won't stand a chance, it's so just give me a chance.
What the fuck?
Who would go pay money to see those fools?
And he's really upset about it.
Like he's really awkward about it where he says, well, 2022, you know, times have changed and our lyrics don't have the same meaning.
It's like the who.
They used to do hope I die before I get old.
They'd keep playing that even when they were in their 60s because they got that.
They got old.
We're old and we get the context.
It changed.
Anyway, welcome back to the show, Maddie Odell.
What's up, everybody?
Of course, we have Sylvia here.
Happy to be here.
And we have tons of mail.
I asked everyone to send in their high-vis teas.
I think we overdid it.
So let's have a moratorium on high-viz teas starting right now.
$700 billion and a trillion $300,000 billion dollars.
Sure.
I think we have too much here.
I've got an Arizona toothpick to open.
Arkansas toothpick there, buddy.
Arkansas?
Yeah.
Oh.
The Bowie knife.
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This is a little out of my generational understanding.
This is more Ryan's field.
I don't know what a vape is.
But Ryan, you use them, right?
I do.
And what do you think?
Well, first of all, I think they're great.
Second of all, I just found out they're rechargeable, too.
So it's a one-time use juice.
And then on the bottom, you could recharge it if you'd like.
Do you have any idea how gay and lame it is to put a pin on a hat?
I guess gay.
Is the rad zone turning into the fag zone?
Never.
It's always been.
That's a good question.
It's always been the fag zone.
Never has.
That's a good question, though, Maddie.
I think it may be.
You suck, Mr. Buttfuck.
You don't belong here.
You fucking gay.
No, I'm the new lyrics.
That's like putting a pin on your shoe or your sock.
Well, he does that with his Crocs.
I do have gibbets.
They're called gibbets.
Oh, my God.
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He knew you were going to suck shit.
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Oh, no.
Did I tell you the story about the vape?
No.
Ryan, they give me one.
So I don't really vape because I have asthma.
Didn't you go to jail for vapes?
Yeah, that's well, yeah.
But I gave one to Jimmy, the liberal bartender.
Oh, yes.
And he was going to Virginia to move his mother back.
So halfway through his trip on the train, he's in Baltimore.
And he texts me, he goes, hey, does that thing you gave me, is it going to get me high?
And I go, no, it'll calm me down.
He goes, I go, why?
He goes, some guy decided to jump in front of the train, commit suicide.
Oh, shh.
He was stuck three and a half hours.
So he had the Johnny Apple CBD vape on the train to keep him calm.
I was just with him 20 minutes ago.
Surprised he didn't tell you the story.
Yeah, what an asshole.
He told me about my bet, though, which I fucked up with the Mets bet.
Oh, yeah?
Here's the deal with my bookie.
He gives me, we settle every 500 bucks.
So if I'm 500 down and 500 up, then we settle.
So Maddie pointed out something I'd forgotten.
I got an envelope with $570 in it.
So when I said I was $280 down, that was that week.
So I'm actually $484 up.
So you're up $484.
Yes.
Yeah, you're still playing with house money.
I'm still playing with house money.
I cannot tell you how many fucking baby monsters have emailed me and gone, you shouldn't be losing more money.
Everything should be $100.
Fuck.
Stop explaining gambling to me.
If Max Scherzer, who hasn't lost as an opening pitcher in like 10 years, or maybe more, if he loses, I lose a fortune.
Obviously, if you bet on like the Cincinnati Reds, who are the last team in the league, if you bet on them, you bet $1,000 and you win, you're going to win more than $1,000.
Similarly, if you bet on the Yankees and you lose, you're going to lose a lot because they're the number one team in the league.
It all depends on the pitching.
It is how many factors.
How many factors?
Obviously, it's not 100, 100, everything.
But what I predict is going to happen.
We just lost Scherzer.
We lost Mad Max.
So here's my prediction.
The Mets are going to bomb.
Plummet.
They're going to plummet.
What about DeGrom?
Do you think he's coming back or what?
Not for a while.
But when we're at the bottom, and I'm going to be, I predict I'm going to be $1,000 in the hole.
Scherzer and DeGrom are going to return at the same time.
And then it's going to be a Phoenix rising from the ashes.
And my odds are going to be amazing.
Oh, shit.
They won't be amazing, though, if Scherzer and DeGrom are pitching no matter what the Mets writing.
Well, DeGrom may not have great odds because he's coming back from injury and stuff.
Okay, good.
Depends on how well he starts pitching.
So I'll have good odds, and then I'm going to make a shit ton of money.
Hopefully.
But we got screwed on the Mets this week.
Money?
Yes.
We were denied our show.
We denied our game because there was no warnings in New York City.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It rained for what?
20 seconds.
Like, literally 10 minutes.
Who did I hate?
Anyway, let's start going through some of these fucking high-vis tees.
This was given to me by my Jew immigration lawyer who got me my citizenship.
I think I was drinking with him.
I don't think Jews are used to drinking alcohol much.
Can't hear you so good.
So I think he probably regrets giving me this.
He was drunk out of his mind.
Whoa, look at this one.
Holy shit.
Brotherhood of locomotive engineers.
Trellin.
There you go.
That's a quality jacket.
That's a fucking cracker.
Nice.
As they would say in school.
So is.
Is that your new jumper son?
This keeps getting better.
Look at this.
Uh-oh.
Overalls.
Is that Oshkosh?
Better.
This is the ultimate LARPing shirt.
It's like an engineer's shirt.
Jesus.
It's like Christmas.
People are going to think I work hard for a living.
Wow, look at that.
Nice.
You put those on with your fire hose pants.
You're fucking in there, son.
Sylvia, does this make your pussy wet?
Definitely.
When you see a guy with a shirt like this, you're like, this guy fucking busts his ass.
He's going to fuck me.
He's going to rattle my loins.
Unbelievable.
Amazing.
This is amazing.
It's definitely not beta.
Oh, my God.
Not Burda.
Such a cool shirt.
It's perfectly worn out, too.
You know, my grandfather was such a narcissist that he would buy clothes and he'd put them under the front rug of the house.
So when the family would walk in and out, they would break in the clothes.
So when he was finally ready to wear them.
Well, they probably didn't have washing machines back then.
No, I don't think they did.
No.
My mother in Scotland had an outhouse.
Yeah, so did mine.
Yeah.
Well, maybe our grandmother.
We were miles apart from each other.
Maybe they were friends.
Could have possibly.
What if I said to Jesus?
It's actually my mother's birthday today.
Happy, heavenly birthday, Mary.
Holy fuck.
What if my mother knows your mother?
My mom.
What if our moms knew each other?
Let's call my mom right now.
There you go.
Lorraine. Hear you.
For fuck's sake, son.
See you, Schmo.
What's this?
Pooh-poo.
It's patch, I guess.
Look at this quality.
People don't understand the cost that comes associated with work clothes.
It's not cheap.
This has a little pin on it, too.
Oh, it's a wheel or pin.
Hey, honey.
Here are you, Yoda.
I'm just great.
Thanks, buddy.
No, I'm just totally fine.
I'm sitting here with my lots of a great book.
You have to read it.
It's a story of, you know, Alexander Graham Bell, who invented the telephone.
A Scotsman, wouldn't you know it?
Lo and behold.
What a school.
It's been invented something else.
Who would have thunk it?
Not only golf.
Sometime soon.
I'm here with Matty O'Dell.
You remember Mattie O'Dell?
Of course.
I love him.
Hello, Lorraine.
The biggest hit, I'm glad you called because I wanted to ask her this.
The biggest hit I had was Trismans and, you know, the usual old crowd, six of us.
I made my soup, and it was curried, cheese, cauliflower.
You know what my secret sauce was?
Curry powder.
And my secret sauce was HP sauce.
Two big tablespoons.
And that's what puts it over the edge.
I'm just consider the possibility that you might know Mattie's mom years ago.
Years ago, back in the 60s.
What was your mom's name, Matty?
Her main name was Rutherford.
What's her full name?
Mary Rutherford.
Did you know Mary Rutherford from Scotland Street?
Scotland Street in Kingston.
In Kingston, Glasgow.
Mary Rutherford.
Hi.
She had perfect tets.
She had about eight or nine brothers and sisters.
It sounds vaguely familiar, but I mean, well, was she associated with Sholin's school at all?
Did she go to Shollin's?
No, she went to Scotland Street, Scotland Street School.
Scotland Street School.
It's a museum now.
Anyway, we've got to go back to the show, Mom.
I'll call you back later.
Love you, Ma.
So, this is another outfit.
Look at this quality.
Wow.
Andale Construction.
Nice.
Andale Construction.
This is not going to impress the people who are only listening to the audio.
No, it's a visual.
Gear Gav, Maddie, and Chinky Fag.
Who would that be?
Who is Sylvia?
Greetings from the great state of Kansas.
Here are some shirts and a hoodie from my company.
I apologize.
They're a little big.
They were blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's not interesting.
Sounds like a guy who might break for queefs.
That's right.
You go to censored.tv and you go to the shops category.
You're going to get yourself an I don't break for queeves t-shirt.
Here's another t-shirt.
Pan Pacific Mechanical.
Nice.
Wow.
I like that.
It's got an American flag on it.
Oh, man.
You know, in Texas, I was talking to a guy and I heard an expression I never heard before.
He goes, dude, that is hand.
He was talking about a little hand vac.
I'd never seen one that small that had that much power before.
I go, that thing looks great.
You could clean up your car with that.
And he goes, dude, this is handier than a shirt with pockets.
Handier.
Every time I see a shirt with pockets, I think, what a quality.
Look, this guy has instructed us on where his return address is and what size of high-viz shirt he had.
Our high-vis shirts are coming momentarily, folks.
Yep.
Now, do you remember the other day when you and I were in one of our locals and there was like a high-viz convention going on?
Yeah, that's New York every day at 3 p.m.
The entire corner of the bar.
The walls were glowing.
Yeah, this guy, one of the guys came up to me that night and he was like, hey, man, we met the other day at a different bar.
Oh, yeah, he was your best bud.
And I was like, I don't remember you.
I didn't say I didn't remember you.
No, you told me that.
I didn't remember him.
And then I think we both slowly realized we have nothing in common and he moved on.
The Buy Us Company, all seasons, all services, buyuz.com.
There you go.
Look at that.
No, BYUSCO.com.
That looks cool.
I'm going to be able to share some of these, boys.
All right.
And what do the letters say that come in these?
Let's go.
Enclosed, please find two high-vis landscaping shirts from the Buy Us Company out of Jonesboro, Maine.
A horrible company with a deliberately tough to remember name because it's a front for mess dealers and such.
Nice.
Well, that just became our favorite shirt.
I need that shirt.
The Bobby P shirt.
And everybody knows I love my Bobby P. Please, if possible, return one to XL GML shirt, blah, blah.
I am fat.
You know, did you know this?
My t-shirt guy told me there's a massive shortage with double XL high-viz.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, thank God I slimmed down to an XL.
Large is basically all we can get.
Jesus Christ.
Why are some conservative celebrities, artists, everybody needs to go to that place in Maine and get all that meth front people?
What's this one?
Ooh, look at that.
That's fancy.
Long sleeve, too.
That's nice.
Construction.
Block.
All right.
Okay.
This might not be as exciting as I thought.
No, the block is good.
As far as unwrapping goes.
It's not like, you know, when they get those toy unveilings.
What's this one now?
See, I keep pushing this on my son.
USA, we believe in all heroes.
Some heroes swear in, others sour in.
No, scour in, sorry.
Napa is proud to support all heroes.
See, this is an awesome shirt.
I was pushing this on my son, and he's like, no, we already did the Nike.
Nike already did high-viz.
I'm like, this isn't fucking Nike, you faggot.
This is the backbone of America.
I go, this is a whole different thing.
I'm trying to get you to wear high-viz in your yuppie community.
All the parents will hate it.
What's this one?
Orange G-O-M-L Large, please.
Here's a gospel tract.
You definitely need it with the way you always take my Lord's name in vain.
Sorry for the bad handwriting.
Just rode my Harley all day and need food handshakey.
Dude, you want to talk about need food?
Ryan and I have not eaten in three days.
Correct.
And it sucks shit.
Oh, I got you sneak juice, by the way.
Oh, he sent me a jack chick tract.
I've never seen anyone send a jack chick tract, unironically.
Yeah, you know what's weird about this hunger strike is so we are not eating because Proud Boys from the meandering are in prison.
They have committed to a spiritual fast where they're only drinking water.
So we have committed to the same.
I've never done a hunger strike before.
I've never done a fast before.
I cannot tell you how much it sucks.
I'd rather be in a gay relationship in the West Village right now if we could go to restaurants together.
Holy shit, does it suck?
And one weird thing about it is I've never experienced this before.
I have no libido.
Eva Mendez could be begging to suck my dick.
I tell her to maybe stick with Hawaiian Garsland this first 72 hours.
Oh, really?
Mental fuck goes away a little bit.
Well, I think your body is going, I don't want you to fuck.
I want you to get food.
Because clearly, if you can't feed yourself, you're probably not the kind of guy who should be breeding.
So don't worry about inseminating women.
You're not reliable.
So right now it's focused on getting us food.
There you go.
Getting good at it, if you will.
Four more days.
That's it.
I think I might have been a little worse than Ryan.
I have some confessions to do.
96 hours.
I had a coffee this morning with milk and sugar.
Oh.
What?
Tonight, my son was eating a pizza.
He doesn't like his pepperonis.
He took his pepperonis off.
I ate three little pepperonis.
Believe it or not, when you passed, it gets you in touch with your soul, with your spirituality.
And for whatever reason you're passing, it does it.
I don't know why, but it does.
Oh, right now it's getting me in touch with the thought of cheeseburgers.
I think I am becoming enlightened slowly.
Because you're dwelling on the poop.
Last night I went to James O'Keefe's thing at Stand Up New York.
Dude, he's crushing it.
I think he might be on the spectrum a little bit because he focuses on a thing like musicals.
Yeah.
And then just dominates.
Yeah, when we did that little bit where he tackles me for doing an impression of him, I was like, yeah, I was going to do this.
was like oh no that's too much and then just like looked at it he's hilarious He was like, I can only compute with one thing at a time.
You throw in another.
We don't know what we're going to do.
Is he that mechanical?
That's his news voice, though, you're doing it.
That's not his normal voice.
He says that, too.
He's like, that's not my voice.
It's my news voice.
But he came out on stage.
Obviously, it's all Project Veritas people, so they love him.
Do you know the whole story with this?
So, we've seen the recent homo thing where this gay guy at Veritas goes, Yeah, we don't do free speech, and these people are stupid, and we need to show them how to live.
So, he went to meet that guy, and the guy started running.
They're in the upper west side.
So, James chases him, and so do the cameraman.
And they first run into Stand Up New York, yeah.
And the owner of Stand Up New York goes, What are you doing here?
And he goes, Sorry, I'm James O'Keefe, and I'm chasing a guy from Twitter, an executive.
And the owner goes, I love you, and I hate Twitter.
How about this?
They start formulating a plan.
You do stand-up, and then you call out the guy, and we will shine a spotlight on him.
And as they're coming up with that plan, the guy runs out, so he runs to a restaurant, and uh, James goes, All right, great, this is gonna be a problem.
Goes to the restaurant, and they say, Who are you?
Exact same story again.
And she goes, I love you.
She's a Hungarian who grew up in Czechoslovakia under Stalin.
And she goes, You're the best.
I want to be, make sure you tag the name of my restaurant in your footage.
Classic.
So he showed all that footage and portrayed it in a comedy way at the same club where they had come up with that original plan.
Nice.
Stand-up New York.
Was there bowling balls there?
Bowling balls was there.
Nice.
There it is.
And James O'Keeffe goes, Oh, look, Gavin McInnes is in the front row.
They gave me me and Anthony Kumia.
They gave us nice seats.
And then he goes, You look like Wilfred Brimley with AIDS.
You stole your joke?
That's my joke.
He stole my self-disc.
And he's doing my impression of himself.
And then he's not over this, I guess, apartment or something.
There is a building he's trying to escape me.
But he gets locked out.
Now, that shirt right there, bud.
What's it say on the back?
Villa.
Dude, this has been a good one.
That looks massive, though.
This is a 2X.
Yeah, that's a pic.
I like how it's blinding on screen.
I would wear that on my bike.
So you got what you have there, Gav.
Going back to the fast, you didn't finish your confessions.
Oh, yes.
A couple pepperonis.
So I've also been drinking like a fish.
I've been drinking beers, willy-nilly, whiskeys.
That's not fasting.
And at James O'Keeffe's thing last night, we went upstairs to like a VIP room.
There's pizzas everywhere.
I did not have a slice, obviously.
But there was about this much of someone's discarded.
Maybe they didn't like the cheese or whatever.
Oh, yeah.
I think my body said, we need salt.
I grabbed like a mustache worth of cheese off the pizza thing last night.
I ate it.
A mustache worth of cheese.
A mustache worth of cheese.
So you.
Who has to metabolize is considered breaking your fast.
Just so you know.
Oh, come on.
One little nibble.
Yeah.
But how is liquid?
How is liquid different?
How is a beer?
Is a beer?
Water.
Water.
You don't metabolize water.
Like if you have coffee, you're metabolizing the coffee.
Okay, so I cheated.
Yes.
Has anyone heard from Ethan?
No.
How they're doing on there?
I have an idea to end this shit.
We have to call the prison and go.
This is immoral.
You have prisoners on strike.
They could die.
You need to shove a feeding tube up their nose and into their body now.
That happens.
Let's do it.
When you refuse to eat, they will go.
They'll be like, you want Ethan to die?
It's been three days.
Not after three days.
They won't come do that.
Well, I hope you'll have to do the psych doctors and all that shit.
Hey, if there's any CEOs, CEOs out there, I'll pay you $1,000 to tackle Ethan.
Northern Prison.
Tackle Ethan Nordin and put a feeding tube up his fucking nose because I need a cheeseburger badly.
What about you, Ryan?
What have you done?
I've done what I just handed you there.
It's a disgusting concoction.
Yes.
It's not good.
But it's called snake juice.
Is that the magnesium?
Yeah.
Magnesium, potassium, and sodium.
You drink fucking two liters of that.
There's one liter, fuck.
And this really angry Canadian guy made this drink up.
It's pretty much the same thing they give you with an IV if you need fluids.
So I've justified it because it keeps you feeling from shit.
And I have work to do here.
Yeah, did it make it taste like shit?
Your face is like...
It's just salty.
It's just pure salt.
It just tastes like salt.
It tastes like salt water from the ocean.
With the baking soda, it's there to cut down the baking soda.
Yeah.
Crack.
Why am I trusting the biggest retard I know to keep me alive?
Because he's swole.
I am swole.
Now, I feel a little flat, but.
Okay, so I went to my wife's graduation.
They had the NYU graduation finally.
And she fucking is eating these delicious chicken tenders.
The most golden.
Like Yankee Stadium could afford really good food.
And then the fries.
They weren't like the styrofoamy shitty fries or frozen fries.
They were like perfect.
They're not hand-cut.
They're not fries.
They were hand-cut, but there are chips.
Like at Citi Field, they have those wobbly ones.
But within the world of frozen fries, they're pretty amazing.
Yeah.
Well, these were great, and it was hard not to eat them.
So I literally, I picked one up, and I just went, fuck you.
And then I put it back instead of eating it.
Wow, that's pretty cool.
And Caroline has been like, she's been like, you need to give this up or in a day, give it up.
And because it's like affecting me and my fatherhood roles, because I'll just be standing there and she's like, can you help?
And I'm like, oh, yeah, what?
I'm just like zoning out.
That was yesterday before the electrolytes.
So that should make you feel better.
He did have a knife tip of salsa verde today.
Starting to film.
Oh, minor detail.
You skipped it.
That was today, though.
Puerto Ricans lie.
That's something everyone should know.
We do have some footage of this.
Break it out.
It's unfortunately too.
Isn't it amazing when you cheat, too?
Even if it's just a pepperoni, you get this like naked and afraid surge of energy.
My God.
It felt like I did a bump, for real.
Yeah, yeah.
It's the new bump.
It's the new bump.
I also feel like I'm on Adderall because my body is going to get out and get food.
Get food.
Get in trouble.
He consumed something he can metabolize.
That is true.
Yeah, my reaction is like, wow, you just gave me crack.
Gab, I'm going to make more of that tonight.
I'm going to have that sauce.
Dude, it's real good.
Salsa Verde.
Homemade.
I think we should break the fast real fancier, like Keene Steakhouse.
Yeah, I think that would be the best thing to do in solidarity of the prisoners, yes.
The butcher dude at the bar, the butcher union guy, he said that Keene's is number three in the world.
Nice.
DeWode.
I love their burgers.
Oh, the burgers are.
We can't talk about them.
No, no, no.
It's their salivation.
How about this?
Food is sex.
So I could not be less attracted to my wife.
My wife might as well be Maddie Odell lying in bed next to me.
But I saw a lays truck reversing an 18-wheeler, and it was a Victoria's Secret truck.
Like, chips have become the new lingerie.
I'm surprised you went that long without eating anything.
A couple days.
Well, I still haven't eaten anything.
No, you have.
No, I have not.
I can't believe you went one day without eating.
I ate a grasshopper's worth of cheese pizza.
Coffee with milk and sugar is fucking cold.
Oh, come on.
A tablespoon of milk and literally half a teaspoon of sugar.
That's a severe calorie restriction, but you can eat.
You know what they say?
I've also been drinking Gatorade.
They say don't.
It's full of sugar.
Yeah, it is full of sugar.
Oh, my God.
I'm good.
I'll see you with sugar.
But I was saying black coffee and black tea, straight up tea.
They say if you have a dependence on caffeine or nicotine, don't do that while you're fasting.
That's why I had it because you told me it was okay to have caffeine and alcohol.
Milk isn't.
Well, you got to color that.
No, you don't got to color.
I'm a racist.
I can't be having black liquids.
You like your women like you like your coffee, black and bitter.
Dry and unforgiving.
So that's basically that.
And yeah, anybody who wants to join up, you can still join up now.
Apex piping systems.
See, the long sleeve shirts are good when you ride.
Yeah.
I've got a whole new look.
Lightweight, long-sleeve shirts work.
So, what's going to happen with this fucking stupid hunger strike that I hate?
You can't stop thinking about it.
Well, it's only seven days.
And it was funny because when I watched the Ethiopian.
I don't want to go seven fucking days.
He said a spiritual strike.
Right.
Okay, I cannot do spiritual shit for a few days.
Just don't spiritually eat.
You see the burger like that.
I was listening to Ethan.
I go, he's just saying a spiritual fast.
He says his exact words are spiritual fast.
Right, but he also said only drinking water.
Right.
What, you think he's chowing down?
He better not fucking be chowing down.
He's dedicated.
He's there.
At the gym this morning, the gym owner had some Italian dude to come in right from the airport from JFK to the gym, and he had these little like fucking powdered croissant Italian pastries.
Nice.
He's like, you must want one of these, right?
You want one of these?
Oh, he's fucking with you.
Damn.
I'm going to spar tomorrow.
I can be around food no problem.
Yeah, Friday.
Everyone's spar on Friday.
Do you actually feel hungry or do you just think about food?
Because it's all psychological for me.
I don't feel hungry.
I feel fucking hungry.
Toxic monster truck, that's a cool one.
Hi-Viz.
The cool thing with this show is you can come up with a concept.
Like I could have said goth, and then we'd have a whole goth wardrobe.
Oh, we should get back in touch with Nate Ober.
He's a whackfog.
He's doing an NFT for you.
It's an anti-NFT for punks.
What's his name again?
Nate Ober.
Oh, yeah.
I've talked to him online.
Here you go.
He's an interesting character.
That's for sure.
That's a cool Pepsi one.
Oh, we have a couple of the high-viz Pepsis.
That was the first ones.
Yeah.
The Zippo started this.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to have to keep these together and be very careful about the paperwork so we can send them our shit back.
Nate, speaking of sponsors.
All right.
All right.
What's what the?
Hey, what's up, Ari?
Eric.
Can you see me?
Yeah, Nate, you're coming in great.
Yeah.
Well, he's fine.
Okay.
Nice throw, dude.
Okay.
That's my throat.
Hi, Nate.
How are you?
Hey, what's up, man?
What meds are you on these days?
In Vegas Hasena for my schizo.
I'm getting off well butrin, which is a good thing because I've been like, I've had like really bad symptoms, digestive symptoms.
Like what?
Diarrhea?
Yeah, I've been sitting like fucking mad, dude.
Same here.
And I'm nauseous every morning, like a hangover.
And it seems to be about when I started taking the well butran, I had to wait to go to the gyno until the COVID shit was over.
Wait, the gyno?
No, the gyno, the gastro.
Nate delivered.
Yeah, I had to go get a tube.
Your eyebrows look like golf balls.
Are you an Adderall?
I'm MVP.
No, I'm not.
You promised you're not on mess?
Dude, you seem really dialed in.
You should get a gun.
Drinking these, man.
He looks tweaked out.
Somebody dialed out.
Oh, it's just caffeine.
Buy guns, dude.
No, it's beer.
It's beer.
We want a schizophrenic and armed Nate Ober.
All right, Nate, thanks for tuning in.
That's great to catch up.
This NFT thing.
What's going on with that?
Oh, yeah, what's your NFT thing?
Oh, anti-NFT thing.
I'm doing anti-NFTs, but I was kind of spreading like you guys, you know, all you canceled guys.
But now I'm starting to get back into the art of it.
But I want to like do, I want to kick all their NFT ass, all their NFTR asses, but have them not for sale.
All right, great.
Sounds like a good idea.
Thanks for tuning in, Nate.
Later, Nate.
Thank you, hang on.
Hey, I didn't realize we were on already.
No, no, we already said bye.
We already said bye.
All right, bye-bye.
Bye.
That's a blast from the past.
I believe I fucked that guy.
Yo, my man is stone cold straight up spun.
Yeah, that looks pretty.
He's tweaked out right now.
Pretty high.
100%.
Not even a bullshit.
Oh, this is a good one.
DSB.
Nice.
Floor finishes.
Nice.
I've started a new fashion here, and my son rejects it.
Sylvia, what do you think about a young man in an affluent suburb who's like 13 years old wearing working class clothes with all of these different companies from all over the country?
I mean, it would be a major coup.
It's never been done.
Do you follow me?
What do I think of it?
I guess he wants to stand out to be different.
So maybe he's in sympathy with the working class.
What was your last husband's, well, your present husband's job?
What was his job?
What is his job or what was his job?
The guy's taking care of Tinkerbell's expenses.
Well, he did interiors, exteriors of houses.
Like painting?
No, he could build.
Tony could build anything.
So that's something we haven't confronted on tonight's show.
Since we last saw you, ladies and gentlemen, Sylvia lost Tinkerbell.
Terrible.
Oh, sorry to hear that, Sylvia.
Yeah.
She's gone.
She had a bad heart.
But I had her 15 years, so I'm happy I had her as long as I did.
Now I got a little boy Chihuahua, a rescue dog.
He's very cute.
He's blind, isn't he?
Your new dog?
No, he's not blind.
No.
Oh, I was told he's blind.
No, he was sleeping.
But he's been abused.
Whoever had him didn't beat him.
And the children tortured him.
Oh, man.
But now he's getting very relaxed.
And he knows he's love.
So he's pretty good.
You know, some people don't give a damn about him.
What's his name?
Pee-wee.
Pee-wee.
Are you going to.
And you're calling him Pee-Wee?
Was he Pee-Wee before?
You're keeping Pee-Wee.
No, I'm keeping Pee-Wee.
That was his name, and that's what he knows.
Right.
Now, when I picked you up for last week's show, Tinkerbell did a strange stretch on the bed and did like a and she never cried like that before.
Maybe she knew it was her last night.
No, my daughter said when she was babysitting her and my daughter would go out, she would do the same thing.
Oh, so you know.
But you told me she's never cried like that before.
I never heard her do it, but my daughter told me, yeah, she had done that before.
All right.
Well, she's gone.
And R.I.P. Tinkerbell.
Rest in peace, Tinkerbell.
And long live Peewee.
Pee-wee.
There you go.
This one's cool.
Franco Construction Services.
By the way, in order to get your super chat, any updates on Roger Stone, Scottish Hammer asks.
In order to get your message on, you go to the website, censored.tv, go to live, there's a banner on top, and then click this button right here, donate to read a live message on air.
Let's focus on our second sponsor for a second here, FOPMetals.com.
It's a deceiving title because you think of FOP, which means a British dandy from 300 years ago.
Stop showing that fucking live chat.
No, I don't have any updates on Roger Stone.
FOP is spelled P-H-A-U-P.
And I don't care how ensconced you are in the financial industry.
We are reaching unprecedented times here.
Everything is completely unreliable.
Front page of the post today had Joe Biden on a train plummeting to his death.
We don't know what is going on.
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And FOPMetals.com is a place for you to put your money safely.
Not all your money, not every single penny.
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Put something away.
Just a little bit.
Just put it away.
What's this one now?
Look, they printed out a color printup of the address.
Of course, don't forget tickets on sale right now, live in Orlando, June 25th.
That's a Friday, folks, if you're listening.
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You could also scan the code on the top left of the screen.
What's this shirt?
Peter's Concrete.
There you go.
I officially have an incredibly extensive High-Viz collection of High-Viz shit.
We're almost done.
We're done last three.
Let's get some more.
Please stop sending these, by the way.
We're good.
Unboxing music.
Ooh.
I like that.
What's this guy say?
He says, Love the show.
MAGA ophthalmologists.
Okay.
Ooh, he's an eye doctor.
Why would an eye doctor have this shit?
Oh, gosh.
So you can see him.
Wait, that looks like the previous one.
Yeah, you won't go blind wearing that.
So, Sylvia, you seem to be, you seem to have bounced back from the loss of Tinkerbell pretty well.
Yeah, I got to tell you, I like people, but I'm sorry to say dogs are better than people.
All they want is a little fool for you to pet them.
They will give up their life protecting you without you asking them to do it.
Oh, we've got a call from prison.
Sorry to interrupt.
Where did you call from?
Sadie Carrera.
An incarcerated individual at San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department.
This call is not private.
It will be recorded and maybe monitored.
If you believe this should be a private call, please hang up and follow facility instructions to register this number as a private number to accept this free call.
Press one.
To refuse, thank you for using Securis.
You may start the conversation now.
Hey, Mercedes.
Hey, Gavin.
How you doing?
I'm doing great.
I'm in jail and things are wonderful.
I know.
Every time I get a call from prison, I say, how you doing?
And I realize how stupid it sounds.
But what it really means is like, are things like, is there an emergency?
Like, say you got punched in the face an hour ago.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you know what?
No, I mean, if I had gotten punched in the face an hour ago, then I would be handcuffs right now having to explain myself.
Because I probably would have punched back and it would be a whole thing.
So I guess how you're doing really means, are things worse than usual?
No, things are bad in the usual way.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
So we're live on the show.
You're being recorded.
You're being broadcast live.
You've been, we believe, framed for a horrific crime.
We think it's because you're MAGA.
We think you're a political prisoner.
And we are interested in your case.
We want to know when it is, if there's any hope of you seeing a judge anytime soon.
I go to court next Tuesday.
So, yeah, so I'll go to court next Tuesday.
Most people don't understand, though, that the criminal justice system does not function the way it does on TV.
So what happens when you go to court is you go to court and the district attorney and the judge are paid out of the same ledger.
So the district attorney will file charges against you and the judge will go, hey, I'll do whatever the district attorney says.
The district attorney says, yeah, I can't really, I can't do it for over a while.
The judge says, oh, okay.
I understand that.
We'll just, you know, keep them locked up until then.
That's how that works.
So that's why you've been there for, what, four years now?
Three years?
Yeah, over three years.
People don't understand that this is what large bureaucracies do.
And if you want to understand the American system today, there's a book called The Hoolog Archipelago by a man named Alexander Solzhenits.
I suggest you read it because the law in its infancy and the law in its intermediate state, it's kind of where we're at today.
And if you want to understand why we are in the state we're in right now, there's a book called Modern Times by Paul Johnson, which adequately explains the state of America.
Marxism has infected every single bit of the West today.
That's so true.
And this is what happens when you have a welfare state, because it is absolutely abnormal.
Absolutely abnormal for humans to fund the Untermensch.
What's the Untermensch?
Untermensch.
The lowest of society.
It does not make sense for humans to take their resource and their capital and say, hey, let's give it to the absolute bottom of society.
So what should we do about the bottom of society?
Should they starve?
You know who should fund them?
These Democratic liberals who have these wonderful, large ranches that they're so keen to say, hey, oh, I have a wonderful ranch out in Ohio.
You know what?
That's wonderful.
They should put a kibblets on it.
And then they should welcome all of those welfare people to come work on their kibblets.
That's what they should do.
And you know what?
I think all those Hollywood liberals who love to say, oh, I'm really into farming these days.
Oh, gosh, I love organic farms.
Well, wonderful.
I think you should have an organic farm.
And all of those people who are right now part of the welfare state should come live on your organic farm and kill the soil for you.
What a wonderful system that would be.
And the middle classes should not be responsible for paying for them, but rather all of those Democrat, wealthy liberals who have large ranches should be the ones paying for them because historically, that's who paid for the Untermensch.
And there's a reason for it, and they were called the landed gentry.
You know, the Proud Boys in jail for January 6th are going on a hunger strike now, and Ryan and I have joined them.
And they've only been in jail for a year and a half.
Okay.
So we're going to make our hunger strike part of your case, just starting right now somehow.
Oh, well, you know, I don't know how well that will work.
You guys have fun with that.
I'm not about to starve.
You know, if anybody should be starving, if anybody should be starving, it's those who have not worked for their food.
Yes, good.
That's what they should be starving in society.
Okay, Mercedes, these are great points.
We got to go.
All right.
Love you guys.
Like you more than a friend.
Bye.
What was the problem with these?
Oh, yeah, please, some sustenance.
That's always a problem with these prison calls is you feel bad not doing the full half hour.
But we can't.
I think in a half an hour in San Bernardino?
Yeah.
Wow.
15 minutes.
Normally.
That's the norm.
15 minutes?
Man, then they cut it off.
Then you got to wait an hour to three sisters landscaping.
This might be gay.
Three sisters.
That might be some lesbians.
Although, I don't know why.
Lesbians don't fuck each other.
That's a dumb thing to say.
I mean, sisters don't fuck each other.
All right, one of the last ones here.
We're down to the last two.
This seems like a fun one.
It's like Christmas here.
This one is Sun Tribe Solar.
That one seems kind of gay.
Well, thanks.
All right, last one.
Wait, no, I'm not.
Like my Filson bag?
Now we have two more.
Don't USPS things have that zipped off thing you can do?
Pretend there's a cheeseburger inside.
Uh-oh, love you new sunblock.
Oh, look at this.
Bear hunting, an American heritage.
Ooh, a Budweiser patch.
That's the bear over here.
i don't know where to put that and then we have you got some my pro there too Next-gen steel erectors.
That's cool.
it's got a sexual pun and then um same thing Look at that one.
Wow, that's quality.
Good graphic design, working-class people.
And then the very last one here is just the word orange.
What the fuck is that?
$100 one.
Maddie, Ethan.
Another shirt.
Get closer to the mic a little more.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
All good.
Ryan, let's start taking calls, and why don't you explain to the viewers how calls work and how they can call in and we'll accept their calls and then we'll talk to them.
Sure thing.
So guys, like I said, for super chats, you already know the drill.
You go to the site, live show, you watch it on the browser, you click the button below it.
But in order to call in, well, that's a little different.
You call 718-400-6959.
That's a toll-free number.
Actually, I don't know if that's true.
I just hear people say that.
718-400-6959.
And you could call in and talk to Gavin, Maddie, or myself, or Sylvia, of course.
And you could express any sort of thing you'd like.
Okay?
So that's how that works.
I'd also like to thank everybody who followed my new Instagram as my old one was just banned today.
It was a rough one.
So we've broken a thousand followers.
Thank you very much.
And Nope Yup89 because I was banned.
But let's get back to what's important.
Are you just going to get rebanned now that you advertise that?
Who knows?
I don't know how they work.
I think it's because it was linked to my or because they realized my Facebook was linked to my phone.
Who's they?
Who realizes that?
Exactly.
Good point.
Who are the realizers?
I want you to know out there, if you're a realizer, you're a loser.
Yep.
You're out there monitoring people, deciding who can and can't have a voice.
By the way, this is the wrong background, Rygai.
Thanks for calling.
Oh.
She's got the mailbag up.
We should do the thanks for calling.
Yeah, let's do it.
We should have done that when I went piss.
You are on air.
This is a fucking loser.
You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
Hey, why did you only get two things?
You got one thing.
Thank you for calling.
It was great hearing from you.
Bye-bye.
All right, next call.
To be honest, I can't be focused on making sure we, you know, have a concise half hour.
Hello?
Get everything else covered.
Yellow!
Hey, guys.
What's going on?
You guys can hear me?
Yes.
All right.
I'm going to start this off with Gavin.
You're the modern day Judas Christ as I always do with these calls.
Gavin, on the Anthony Tumia Top On Sponsor show you're on yesterday, you were talking about how you've gotten the better call saw.
And dude, I'm telling you, like, I'm not going to give any spoilers, but that is, in my mind, the greatest show ever.
It gets better and better, which you can't say about most shows, and the character development and everything.
Like, like you were saying yesterday, that it's up there with the Sopranos or better.
I'm telling you, I think it surpasses it, man.
It's incredible.
I kind of wasted my call on this, but I always fumbled the bag because I'm in the presence of a god.
But, man, I'm just glad that you're up in the show.
Yeah, it's fantastic, and thanks for calling.
The thing about it, too, is you think you have it figured out.
Like when the German guy who was the head foreman was lamenting the fact that he can't be with his wife, and you go, he's going to kill himself.
He's going to kill himself.
And then the bald dude goes, hang in there.
You go, oh, he's going to hang himself.
They just gave it away.
You just said, hang in there.
And then, I hate to be a spoiler, spoiler alert, he doesn't hang himself.
He does something totally different, totally unpredictable.
So you never know where you stand with that show.
Unbelievable.
Fucking amazing.
And it's weird because I always say fiction is for fags and you shouldn't read novels.
But I guess that is a novel.
I've been thinking recently.
I know we promote books a lot and reading on this show, but I've been thinking recently that the written word might be dead.
Like look at, look at, or even just the printed anything.
Look at our invitation for the show in Florida, right?
I copied it from an Animal House poster.
I had a guy help me with the caricatures.
I traced his caricatures and the Animal House poster.
It looks like utter shit.
And it doesn't inspire anyone to go to the show.
But then look at the sizzle reel that Ryan put together that we showed yesterday.
Let's show it again.
There's the before.
There's the garbage shit I did with pencil crayons for my kids' art supplies.
No.
No one wants to go to that.
Do you want to go to this?
Cut me out of it entirely.
Yeah.
Ooh.
It's frozen.
It'd be cool if it worked.
What happened there?
Computer took a shit.
Well, you got to figure that out, my nigger.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Violent protest over a speaker on campus here in New York City.
He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.
He's the co-founder of Vice.
So Blaze Media no longer has a relationship with Gavin McGinnis, and also YouTube decided to delete McGinnis's account, leaving the Vice Media co-founder without any major social media platforms.
Yeah, like Gavin is considered like a war criminal at this point.
I know Gavin very well.
So Anthony Cumeyo is part of Opie and Anthony, or he was part of OP and Anthony.
Opie and Anthony are no more.
SiriusXM pulling the plug on Anthony Cumeya this week for his seemingly hate-filled remarks on Twitter.
Yeah, it's called America, you dumb motherfucker.
They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.
I'm in a weird situation as a comedian because I was like 10 years in as a stand-up when I got the show on Food Networks.
Yeah, Josh Deniel, host of the food network show Ginormous Food, no less than four times used the N-word.
Oh no.
No, we didn't.
I asked you not to say the N-word.
Friday!
Friday!
By the way, have you had pussy lately?
It's pretty whatever.
Okay?
And you come back and you see him like, ugh.
And you go, oh, my God.
Crowder took Dave Land out.
Why can't I keep my midgets?
Fuck!
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