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May 20, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E118 - THE BATMAN

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
	Fuck off back to your home room.
	Well done.
	In the back room, when fuck all's going on, what's new?
	And the plated scenes at that.
	I live on a really depressing Cordy Sat where couples get divorced and people come up that you've never seen before.
	Shit like that.
	Smell of cigars and oil twack.
	Too high, too low.
	It doesn't make a difference.
	I know.
	Too high, too low, but the system won't go.
	Too high, too low.
	It doesn't make a difference.
	Day four of the hunger strike.
	Fucking sucks.
	And now I'm just defeated.
	Wait, super dark in here, dude.
	That light's off.
	Oh, fuck me.
	You dumb retard piece of shit garbage.
	Horrible person.
	New dress was to compound.
	I forgot to mention this yesterday.
	This guy really keeps pushing his book, The Great American Contractor, Kelly McCowan.
	I don't know if it's good or not.
	Just a book that I said I'd show.
	Like, that's not really the place to be advertising books.
	I got a lot of shit yesterday because I basically hung up on that guy whose baby's born with a hole in his heart and he might die.
	I did that because we already covered that, dude.
	And we obviously feel bad about your son.
	Last week, we discussed it with you.
	We showed the GoFundMe.
	People gave you money.
	Now you're calling back.
	And to be honest, it's kind of fucked up that you use a comedy news show to consistently ask for money for your sick, unborn son.
	This is not really the place for that, okay?
	So I'm very sorry to hear about what's going to happen or what's going on with your kid, but covering it once, I think, is sufficient, and you're getting on my fucking nerves.
	I was going to play this song, Wiggle That Ass, a rap hit that we recorded ourselves here.
	Well, I first lay down the track, the vocal track, and then a baby monster added the music, and we have our first censored.tv number one rap hit.
	This was sent separately, Ryan, as an email.
	And I'm really happy with the way it came out.
	I think I want to get more bass in the next time we do one of these.
	I also want to get like a DJ Khaled maybe in the middle.
	We the best.
	I think you got to resend it again.
	I got it.
	It was sent to you, you absolute piece of shit, garbage human being.
	I could show all the emails, but wiggle that ass.
	I saw your name in the CC.
	It was sent to the mailbag.
	It was sent to you.
	It was sent to me.
	Check your emails.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	Fuck a bitch, Jesus, Jupiter.
	Wick of that ass, wicker, wick of that ass.
	Fuck a bitch, Jesus, Jupiter.
	Wick of that ass, wicker, wick of that ass.
	Come on, you face and get me pregnant.
	Wick of that ass, wiggle, wiggle that ass, bitch.
	Okay.
	What do you think?
	I think y'all was amazing.
	You liked it?
	Yeah, I don't usually like rap music, but that was, wow.
	Thank you.
	Got me feeling like I want to wiggle my eye.
	I have a gift.
	You use a lot of gunshots in your songs, I'm noticing.
	Because I shoot a motherfucker.
	Even the reggaeton song.
	Yeah.
	With the...
	Yeah, I'm a murderer, dude.
	I shoot people.
	That's heavy.
	What do you think?
	So, yeah, back to the hunger strike.
	I'm at the point now where I'm just defeated.
	Like, I saw cheeseburgers as sex for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and today.
	I'm just like an incel.
	Like, I know I'm never getting laid.
	And so I don't lust cheeseburgers anymore because I know I can't have one.
	Yep.
	It's like they broke me.
	Yeah, I'm broken.
	Do you still catch yourself making plans for food?
	Like, oh, I'll go to KFC and get what it's like.
	As of this morning, but not since.
	So this morning I was like, oh, let me just grab a bagel real quick.
	And then I was just like, that's hilarious.
	Not allowed.
	No.
	Call Ethan.
	Let's call the, I have an idea.
	Let's call the prison and say, hi, we're here from the media calling about the hunger strike where you're allowing people to die.
	Who?
	What are you talking about?
	Ethan Nordine, the man that you, with your negligence, are allowing to die and you're not putting a feeding tube up his nose and down his stomach?
	And up his ass?
	We'll call you right back.
	Let's snitch.
	Let's have feeding tubes all in every place you could put them.
	So that way we can eat.
	Down his urethra.
	Yeah.
	Let's just fill the bitch up.
	Just kidding.
	Ethan's not a bitch by any means.
	He's a fucking awesome guy.
	I used to call him the John Cena of the Proud Boys movement, but.
	Yeah, he is.
	He laughed at that too, so I think he appreciates it.
	Who should be the new leader?
	Ethan Biggs.
	I like David Kyricos.
	He's the guy who organizes all the visits to prison and everything.
	And he's untouchable because he's brown.
	And he's brown.
	Although we learned the hard way that choosing a black guy to lead is not always the best move.
	Hebra.
	Yeah, there's another one here, too.
	That I retweeted.
	It's from Make America Stop Hate directly from Ethan.
	Oh, he can tweet?
	No, but he's been telling people what to post, and then they post it.
	So this is directly from him.
	You can go to my Twitter and read the full thing if you'd like.
	Oh, so who...
	Is Biggs part of this?
	I don't think so.
	No, he's not on the list there.
	I wonder, they probably can't communicate.
	They're not allowed me to communicate.
	Well, he communicated with those guys.
	You know, you can't communicate with other prisoners because they don't want you saying, that guy's a snitch.
	Go kill him.
	Oh.
	No, Wiggle, that ass is stuck in my head all day.
	Well, this should clean the palate.
	Why did you do that, Ryan?
	Because we're going hungry.
	Oh, okay.
	I hate that fucking grunge shit.
	It's so corny.
	It's just corny rock.
	I don't know why everyone thinks it's like working-class punk rock.
	Rock punk.
	No, it's just shitty hard rock.
	Nirvana sucked.
	They had one good song, Negative Creep, on Bleach.
	And maybe Soundgarden, or what were they called?
	Mud Honey, had a good song, Touch Me, I'm Sick.
	Those are peppy.
	The rest was just rock.
	Just boring sludge rock.
	Fuck grunge.
	Ugh.
	But yeah, did I mention that was Sleaford Mods?
	Morkamindi with Billy Nomats?
	I don't know who she is, but it's a really good jam.
	Sleaford Mods are one of the best inventions musically of the past 10 years.
	Here's a fun little side thing.
	I didn't know this, but Bob Odenkirk, pre-Mr.
	Show, had a show.
	Wait, was that pre-Mr.
	Show?
	No, that was post-Mr.
	Show.
	Yeah, Mr. Show was the 90s.
	I think.
	When was Mr. Show?
	And why won't that shit load?
	What's the matter with your computer machine?
	I'm a little grumpy today, as you may have gathered.
	Because I haven't eaten in four fucking days.
	Oh, Armison is in it too, eh?
	95.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So this is post-Mr.
	Show.
	A lawyer goes out on a limb.
	I don't make the cent until your case is settled or I get you less than 400 years hard time.
	And a heartfelt invitation.
	Join me, won't you?
	All tonight.
	So it's just Mr. Show.
	It's the same cast.
	You know, Jack Black was on Mr. Show.
	There's our own Jay Johnson.
	Framed for January 6th.
	He happened to be there that day.
	FBI kicks down his door.
	Traumatizes his daughter.
	But the cast of it is amazing.
	Zach Galfanakis, Patton Oswald, Brian Pozane, Nick Swarzden.
	You know, the executives that okay shows are totally fucking incompetent.
	You think that they have some kind of God-given talent?
	No.
	They just lucked out.
	There was a while there we were pitching Comedy Central, and the woman who was choosing the shows, her nickname amongst the scene was the killer of comedy.
	The woman who was choosing the shows was just the former head of marketing.
	And then all of a sudden, she's deciding what you see on Comedy Central.
	Then they got a guy, Ken something, who was pretty good, but he was just there because he happened to luck out and choose Strangers with Candy as a show.
	And that was a smashing success and a critic's favorite.
	So they went, oh, he must be a genius.
	Look at what that gay clown did to Cartoon Network.
	Ruined it.
	Killed a Cartoon Renaissance.
	I did a whole video on that.
	It's amazing what they can do to these.
	The people who are in control of art in America are retarded.
	Which I want to get into.
	I want to do a deep drive on Batman.
	The state of American culture and how we care so much about fucking Fagman.
	Ouch.
	He's gay.
	He is kind of gay.
	Where's his wife and kids?
	He lives a gay lifestyle.
	That's a good point.
	Fagman.
	But before we get into the bat cave, I want to just have a look at free speech.
	Censored, maybe censored.
	I don't know how long we're going to last, folks.
	I'll, of course, fight to my dying breath.
	And I've built this website like a battleship where we've got plan A, B, C, D, and E and F. We've already had our payment processor destroyed.
	We've had the web shut down.
	We had our URL taken away, free speech.tv.
	So don't worry about me not fighting, but it's looking like they're going to come after us soon.
	The governor, 1-4, wants to silence constitutionally protected speech.
	In response to the Buffalo Massacre, Kathy Hochul invoked a hoary analogy to justify censorship.
	I'm embarrassed to admit I don't know that word.
	Hoary.
	What does that mean?
	Grayish, white, old.
	Oh, it is old and trite.
	So check out this quote, right?
	I'll protect the First Amendment any day of the week, the governor said.
	This is like the way I spoke in fucking junior high.
	But you don't protect hate speech.
	You don't protect incendiary speech.
	You're not allowed to scream fire in a crowded theater.
	There are limitations on speech.
	The fire in a crowded...
	You know how hoary that is?
	It's one of the most hoary and Trite sayings there are.
	For the record, and we're going to say this once, and you're going to record it, and you're going to make it your pinned tweet.
	That was a case from like a hundred fucking years ago where a guy was putting out pamphlets that were anti-war and discouraging the government from drafting people and sending them to World War,
	the Civil War?
	What war was it?
	Look at 1.5.
	And in that trial, they said, this man who was giving out these pamphlets that are anti-war, this man has to be arrested and thrown in jail.
	But he said, it's free speech.
	He didn't call for violence.
	In fact, he's anti-violent.
	And the government said, well, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater.
	And they went, yeah, good point.
	Throw him in jail.
	Then they realized that was fucked up that we did that.
	You can yell fire in a crowded theater.
	And they overturned that terrible decision.
	So the fire in a crowded theater analogy comes from a ridiculous trial where a guy was prosecuted for handing out anti-war pamphlets because the government wanted the war.
	And it was an analogy that helped put an innocent man in prison.
	And that case was known as one of the worst miscarriages of justice in American history.
	And it has been overturned 40 years plus.
	So you sound like a fucking amateur high school student when you say the fire in a crowded theater thing.
	You should be embarrassed.
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	Yeah, U.S. versus Schenk.
	S-C-H-E-N-C-K.
	But clearly the left and maybe they helped facilitate this shooting.
	We don't know what kind of involvement the feds had in the Buffalo shooting, but they're getting their wishes.
	It's giving them more power to censor us and maybe even throw us in jail.
	In fact, Carl, what's his name?
	This dude who used to be at Fox News was on MSNBC, Carl Cameron, and he wants us in jail.
	So Kathy wants us, the governor wants us censored, and the media wants us thrown in fucking jail.
	Is it the guy in the top middle?
	Nope.
	Okay.
	It's the...
	I mean, obviously, a mass shooter is responsible for the violence and the heinous acts that the mass shooter committed.
	It is also true that the ideology left in the mass shooter's screen mirrors the ideology championed by Tucker Carlson.
	What happens at Fox News when something like this happened?
	Stop.
	Guilt by association.
	All dogs are mammals.
	All cats are mammals.
	All dogs are not cats.
	Maybe we should make a t-shirt that says that.
	So because Tucker noticed that mass immigration replaces us, dilutes us, then you are the same as the guy that thinks Jews are doing it because they hate whites.
	Are the demographics of America not changing?
	Are Hispanics not outbreeding whites?
	Is that not a thing?
	Now, the only part that we differ on is why.
	The Nazis thinks it's Jews.
	We think it's Dems.
	But anyway, what's the solution?
	I can't even imagine.
	It's partly why I ended up getting out of there.
	It really is kind of horrible to think that journalism.
	Look at that bookshelf.
	Is he in a kindergarten class?
	What are those dumb little fucking square flags?
	And it looks so cheap.
	It looks like the kind of thing you buy at Walmart.
	And having books on their side like that, what a fucking shitty, gross dork.
	I bet his armpits smell bad.
	That's a good take.
	Probably.
	And he probably farts when no one's around, but they're real bad.
	National and international capacity are putting together this type of nonsense.
	I think the president did a great job.
	I wish he had done a lot of this a lot sooner, and we need a lot more from.
	Could you imagine this gets back to him?
	And people are like, you know, they mentioned you on some show.
	And they're like, really?
	What'd they say about me?
	They think it's some political take?
	And they're like, they said your armpits smell bad and you fart.
	And then he texts the tweet to his wife.
	And he goes, can you believe this bullshit?
	And she goes, well, Carl, this is what my mother has always said.
	Oh, so now you're siding with your mother.
	No, I'm just saying he's not the first person to say that.
	Marriage ruined.
	Bam.
	Yeah.
	They want to put us in jail.
	We're going to get you divorced.
	Yeah, well, you stinky pits.
	The left and the middle.
	And we got to watch out because the Republicans have become the purveyors of misinformation.
	And when our two-party system is broken like that, democracy is seriously in trouble.
	The president acknowledged that.
	It's time to actually start doing things and maybe taking some names and putting people in jail.
	I mean...
	What?
	We've gone from fire in a crowded theater to throw them in jail?
	Well, they did.
	That's why we're on a hunger strike right now.
	We got fucking that list, that letter had what, eight names on it?
	All those people rotting in prison for daring to question the election.
	So you did throw us in jail, you fucking asshole.
	But he's talking about my pet Biden.
	Let's check in on my pet Biden.
	Shall we?
	Shall.
	Then we'll talk about Batman.
	On him I can depend who would improve my pet Biden.
	A monster of the president.
	He's big and food.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	This, I know I like to brag and say I speak fluent Joe.
	I may have met my match with this particular segment.
	This is a tough one.
	And today, I'll be traveling to, and on Thursday, excuse me, I'll be traveling to the Republic of Korea and Japan to affirm the importance of our Indo-Pacific alliances.
	Got it.
	Folks, and to celebrate the indispensable partnerships that are strengthening by the deep family ties and heritage and the values reflected in the AANHPI.
	I-I-I-I-I.
	Community here in the United States, as they say in Claymond Delaware, all used guys.
	I don't know why I said that was so challenging.
	Maybe it's the lack of food.
	But when I first watched that clip, I couldn't handle it.
	The only problem is he throws the word folks in the middle of his script, and it's confusing.
	But he's going to Korea and Japan to talk about the strong bonds we have with Indo-Pacific, whatever, people and the families here that are there, and we're all together.
	There's nothing smart about you, Joe.
	Here he is being equally useless, explaining that the buffalo shooting fits his narrative perfectly, and that's why he's there and not in Waukesha.
	What happened here is simple and straightforward.
	Terrorism.
	Terrorism.
	Domestic terrorism.
	Yeah.
	Violence inflicted in the service of hate and the vicious thirst for power that defines one group of people being inherently inferior to any other group.
	A hate that through the media and politics, the internet, has radicalized angry, alienated, lost, and isolated individuals into falsely believing that they will be replaced, that's the word,
	replaced, by the other.
	White supremacy is a poison.
	It's a poison running through our.
	Yeah, it really is.
	It's a poison.
	And it's not running through our body politic.
	It's a poison like putting a poisonous fucking thumbtack on an elephant.
	He'll be fine.
	It's not an issue.
	You're implying it's the poisonous bazooka that's blasting an elephant's head off.
	No, it's an irrelevant thorn in his paw that he can't even feel.
	And you won't stop fucking talking about it.
	It's been allowed to fester and grow right in front of our eyes.
	No more.
	I mean, no more.
	We need to say as clearly and force as we can that the ideology of white supremacy has no place in America.
	None.
	Done.
	Here, I'll make that happen, Joe.
	Oh, thanks, Gav.
	I'm magic.
	I thought this would be a good moment to read a letter.
	I know we're a little early for the mailbag, but I keep forgetting to do this, and I don't want it to get buried.
	I, Gavin Rye, I'm an Orthodox Jew, and I read the Psychos Manifesto, and I would like to point out a couple things about what he and many of the anti-Semites seem to obsess over.
	Now, I wish Jews would do more of this.
	Like, remember when Owen Benjamin was going on his anti-Semitic phase?
	Ezra Levant, Ron Coleman, Dennis Prager should have sat down with him and had a debate and debunked all these things.
	That's the problem with all this shit, is that Jewish intellectuals are so, conservative intellectuals, are so horrified by anti-Semitism that they won't try to argue with these dudes.
	Okay, so he says, one, they quote quite heavily the Talmud and rabbinic sources as a way to show how the Jews obsessively hate Goim.
	Most of the quotes he cited are accurate, but there are problems with the way they were translated and the context to which they were given.
	For example, the Jesus mentioned in the Talmud is actually two different people, one who lived before the Jesus of the New Testament and one who lived after.
	For more context, Sam Arano on YouTube video, on YouTube explains this.
	Also, Jesus is just Hellenized Greek for Joshua, and it is quite a common name in Hebrew.
	Another is that the Goyim of the time of the Talmud were not like those today and were obsessively anti-Semitic.
	And for example, if they saw a Jew cooking, there was concern they would try to sneak a piece of pork in there.
	There are things taught to most students today in yeshivas, etc., but a casual read...
	No, these are things taught to most students today that all that anti-Goyist stuff came when there was basically a civil war between Jews and non-Jews.
	So it's taught in yeshivas, etc.
	But as a casual reader, you wouldn't know and you'd think that this is a general belief that everyone holds.
	Two, they then tie the religious texts to the behavior of the globalist liberal Jews and their reason for attempting to destroy America and the Western world.
	The reality being that most of those Jews know nothing of Judaism at all, let alone be able to quote the Talmud and are just as anti-Judaism as they are anti-Christianity.
	For example, here are some excerpts from Marx about Jews.
	And then he's got a link there.
	There are members of the right who, because of the old-timey Catholic way of characterizing Christianity as the antithesis of Judaism, try to tie Judaism as the reasoning for these liberal Jews.
	I believe that is the root of the right's anti-Semitic problem.
	But let's not pretend that isn't a shrill minority whose views are not mainstay nor welcome on our side.
	The truth is the ADL is the Jewish SPLC and just needs to go away.
	Sorry for the length of the email.
	Sure that'll get the anti-Semites grumpy, but I'm glad we got that out of the way.
	Okay, let's check in.
	Let's lighten up the show.
	We're getting a little heavy here, and let's have a long, hard look at Batman.
	Shall we?
	Come on, everybody.
	The Batman.
	Oh, fuck it.
	Batman is awesome.
	Can you believe all the shit he can do?
	It's incredible.
	Let's just start this video.
	I bet I'm going to say, just pause in the first one second.
	Batman is one of the strongest humans around.
	How do you know?
	What?
	Stop.
	Batman is not one of the strongest humans around.
	He's a drawing.
	He's not a guy.
	He was invented for nerds to feel better about themselves, okay?
	Peter Parker is the ultimate example of superheroes and what they're all about.
	You get picked on, you get bullied.
	America feels bad for you.
	Now we're obsessed with ending bullying, but back in the 50s, it was like, okay, what are we going to do for these poor faggots?
	I know.
	We'll give them a fantasy world where you're not shoving me around, actually.
	I could kick your ass, but it's a secret.
	And then at night, I go flying around the place and I beat up bad guys.
	So when you shove me, I just go, whatever, dude.
	If only you knew who you're shoving.
	It's a placebo.
	And we hope it makes them feel better.
	I come from Britain.
	We moved to Canada when I was five, but the comics that I grew up on, I kept reading.
	My grandfather would send them to me like every month, a big huge stack of them, mostly the Bino.
	And Bino took a totally different angle.
	They were like, be a bully.
	Fuck them up.
	The main character was Dennis the Menace, invented, I believe, in 1952.
	At the exact same time, the American Dennis the Menace was invented.
	And no one knows how that happened.
	It's a complete mystery.
	God was feeling lazy that day and he accidentally gave two continents the same idea.
	So America has their Dennis Amenis, who's kind of a menace, but this guy's like a menace menace.
	Like he would destroy shit.
	And he would fuck with this guy named Walter who was a softy, a wimp, a nerd, a loser.
	He liked flowers.
	And Dennis Amenis would kick the shit out of him.
	It was awesome.
	There was an other thing called the Bash Street Kids.
	The Bash Street Kids, a Nazi skinhead band called Screwdriver did a song about the Bash Studios.
	Holy shit, it's a cartoon?
	Cool.
	Anyway, I'll do a whole other thing on Beano that no one will want to watch, but this has become totally woke now.
	In fact, Fatty from the Bass Street Kids is now called, I think, Maddie, which is probably going to offend Maddie Odell.
	But yeah, it's all like East Indian girls now, and they've totally gutted and wokeified Bino.
	I can't believe Bastry Kids is a cartoon.
	I can't wait to watch that.
	Anyway, so I never got into superheroes as a kid.
	The fact that adults are into them is brutally embarrassing.
	It was embarrassing, by the way, that kids were into them because you're such a loser that you have to fantasize and pretend you're a super strong guy.
	The fact that fucking adults are sitting there playing video games where they're Batman.
	Ooh, ooh, I beat up the bad guys because I can't beat up bad guys.
	You want to go beat up bad guys?
	Join the fucking army, you cunt.
	You can kill people in the army.
	You don't have to sit and fantasize.
	Playing Call of Duty is one of the gayest things imaginable.
	You're tricking God.
	You're tricking nature into sending you dopamines because you carried your boys out from the battle in Fallujah.
	No, you didn't.
	You pushed plastic buttons.
	You fucking loser.
	I mean, it's one thing if you're paralyzed and you want to fantasize about having legs.
	Okay.
	I get it.
	But you're a perfectly capable human being pretending you're in the military.
	That's stolen valor.
	And when it comes to this shit, you want to fight someone?
	Fight them.
	Go spar.
	Take a martial art.
	You can fight all day.
	Anyway.
	But you can't kill.
	Batman doesn't kill.
	That's his code.
	See, you shouldn't know that.
	Well.
	He's never killed anyone?
	No.
	And there's some controversial things where in the movies they're like, I think that guy died.
	And they're like, so Batman.
	I mean, here, now we're getting caught in the semantics of this.
	My whole point of this is adults should not be discussing the semantics of a coping mechanism designed for seven-year-old boys.
	So no.
	Batman is not the strongest human alive.
	He's not human.
	The whole thing about like Superman has powers, but Batman is just a regular guy.
	He's not a regular guy.
	He's a totally made-up thing.
	And the reason you find inconsistencies in these fucking cartoons is they're not designed for you.
	They're designed for kids who don't look for that kind of shit.
	It's a superhero, you fucking fat, neck-beard, sexless, masturbating fiend.
	Stop jerking off.
	Stop watching porn.
	Stop playing video games.
	Go outside.
	Open the door.
	Go outside.
	Say hello.
	Try drinking a fucking beer for once.
	Jesus Christ.
	I'm not asking you to be Chuck Norris.
	Just be like, I don't know, a 13-year-old from the 80s.
	You know, a guy with jeans who would smoke cigarettes and occasionally get in a fist fight.
	Be a normal man.
	This is not normal.
	It's brutally sad.
	Go ahead.
	Completely ridiculous feats that no human would survive, let alone pull off on a daily basis.
	But exactly how strong is Batman compared to your average human?
	He's not strong.
	He's a drawing.
	How strong is this drawing?
	I don't know.
	What is the whim of the artist on that particular day?
	Well, give us some incredible insights into the character and lead us to Batman's greatest strength that often goes unnoticed.
	Fat Man is one of, if not my favorite superheroes.
	Oh, wait, that's how that guy defines himself?
	That little anime thing?
	Bring that back a second.
	Give us some incredible insights into the character and lead us to Batman's greatest strength that often goes unnoticed.
	Fat Man is one of...
	Stop.
	That's how he sees himself.
	As an old lady, midget, child, ninja, Japanese Person.
	This guy's obsessed clearly with strength and weights.
	So is it possible he's a bodybuilder?
	Could you lift weights and be this much of a goon?
	I don't think so, right?
	Is that possible that you could be, you'd have to have been in a car accident and have some sort of mental damage.
	And again, all of this work, all of this effort, couldn't you be an engineer or something?
	Couldn't you be designing transit systems?
	Can't you be part of society?
	This is such a waste.
	This guy has clearly watched thousands of hours of fucking Batman and read hundreds and hundreds of comics.
	He's probably read 100% of the Batman that there is to offer the world.
	Jesus Christ.
	It's a diaper.
	Superheroes are a diaper for bully victims.
	You're wearing a diaper as a grown man.
	If not my favorite superhero.
	Since he trains himself to do everything he does and being self-made personifies a human capacity for learning.
	It's not a person.
	He doesn't personify shit.
	It personifies the human capacity to what?
	Kick a tree in half?
	That's not inspiring.
	That doesn't make me think, hmm, I should be better about my leg days so I can be strong enough to fucking karate kick a tree in half.
	There's no personifying going on here.
	You need to be a person to personify something.
	You poor, sad fucking incel loser, gamer, shithead.
	Seeing how Batman has learned the equivalent of 12 PhDs worth of knowledge.
	Seeing how Batman has learned the equivalent of 12 PhDs.
	That drawing has got 12 PhDs.
	That's really isn't that impressive?
	Hey, guess what?
	My drawing's more impressive.
	My drawing has 13 PhDs.
	Doesn't that personify the ability to learn?
	12 PhDs.
	The guy who has 12 PhDs is fat, has a beard, and is on the spectrum.
	Maybe you should get 12 PhDs.
	Your time would be better spent doing that than learning about a fucking drawing.
	His physical stats that are even more insane when compared to even the greatest lifters and athletes on the planet.
	They're more insane.
	He can lift more than the greatest athletes on the planet.
	Wow.
	An idea of how strong Batman is, Batman has been seen bench pressing unassisted anywhere from 405 pounds when sufficiently distracted to 585 pounds from multiple reps, which is pretty strong.
	But for Batfriends, the did you notice there's a tone of bragging?
	Like Batman's friend?
	Like, Batman can bench press upwards of 550 pounds when not sufficiently distracted.
	How much can you lift, my friend?
	He's bragging about a drawing now.
	Current world record for an unassisted bench press.
	That's a human being.
	122 pounds.
	Wait, how much is it?
	Sorry?
	722 pounds.
	That's a human being.
	Current world record.
	85 pounds for multiple 105 pounds when sufficiently distracted to 585 pounds for multiple reps, which is pretty strong.
	But for reference, the current world record for an unassisted bench press is 722 pounds.
	Except in Batman issue 655, he is shown benching all the way up to 1,000 pounds, shattering the world record.
	He did it shattered the world record.
	A guy drew a guy lifting weights that no human can lift.
	That's not an accomplishment, dude.
	What the fuck is the matter with you?
	You're not even supposed to notice that, by the way.
	The guy drawing was probably Google it and went like, what's the world record?
	Seven?
	Okay, I'll do like a thousand, whatever.
	I'm drawing a superhero for little kids, right?
	See issue two.
	Bruce mentions that his maximum leg press is 2,500 pounds as he leg presses a train apart with a current.
	Oh my god, this is a bad thing.
	What if this guy doesn't lift, but he just is a lift buff?
	Like the way I follow sports and I like the Mets and I see Mad Max pitching and I go, ooh, that's good, 100 miles an hour, meaning I could probably not even throw 60.
	Is he like that?
	But with bodybuilding, he just reads bodybuilding magazines and knows what a good leg press is, but has never done a leg press in his life?
	That's pathetic.
	Being 2,469 pounds, Batman routinely deadlifts 620 pounds for 35 repetitions, which is an insane amount of reps for a person's body to assist.
	Okay, stop.
	I have to assume this guy lifts weights.
	I can't do it.
	I can't sleep tonight if this guy knows this much about weightlifting and doesn't lift weights.
	It's not a spectator sport, my friend.
	In a single training session, along with having held a 1,000-pound ceiling in an overhead press, but way beyond that, stop, stop.
	He held up a thousand-pound ceiling.
	So this adult male was reading that comic book that day and went, holy shit!
	That ceiling's like a thousand pounds.
	Mom, get in here.
	Okay, sorry.
	I forgot it's two in the morning.
	Look at all of these stats.
	What the fuck is this?
	Did he write this up?
	How does he know?
	Is that Batman's daily routine?
	Is shown to be around 525 pounds for five repetitions of 10 sets.
	That's 50 squats in total, along with clean and jerk lifting 262 pounds 24 times and running 20 miles, averaging 4 minutes and 50 seconds per mile, with an emphasis on cutting off 30 more seconds a mile on his rest day.
	Batman is...
	So the people who make Batman talked to a trainer and said, can you write up a workout that's like fucking insane?
	class while squatting around a hundred more pounds and deadlifting 40 more pounds.
	I didn't know weightlifting was such a huge part of Batman.
	Is that a thing?
	Do other superheroes have their workout?
	There's a lot of data on Batman workouts.
	And by the way, we're two minutes in.
	All we've been talking about is how much he lifts.
	More repetitions than a regular man dare would.
	This isn't to say that Batman doesn't have his limits.
	In the storyline, Venom, after failing to save a little girl from drunkenness.
	Can you imagine knowing this much about fucking Batman?
	You know, you realize little kids don't know this, right?
	Like the little kid who's Batman is his favorite superhero and he's like eight, nine, he sees Batman lift a thousand pounds and then that's gone from his brain.
	He forgets this fucking dork is writing it down and going, wow, that's more than he lifted in the Venom plot line.
	Batman then began pushing himself to be able to handle weights.
	There's a drawing of a guy pushing himself.
	Him felling to deadlift 630 pounds.
	But what's far more impressive is the physical feats that Batman has strengthened his body to accomplish, ranging from achievements that professional athletes could accomplish all the way to something that only Batman himself is strong enough to do.
	Batman has literally ripped the door speeding air.
	Talk about misuse of the word literally.
	It's a cool thing to draw and it's a cool thing to look at.
	A guy standing on a plane.
	That looks awesome.
	And if I was nine, I'd go, yeah.
	In order to facilitate that, you have to have the guy defy physics and kick the door out.
	Not remotely possible.
	In fact, if you're on a plane and you see someone trying to open the door, just go, huh, got a crazy guy on the fucking plane.
	Be perfectly calm.
	It's fucking impossible.
	This guy sees Batman do that and then he Googles it and he's like, that's fucking whatever it is, 10,000 pounds of pressure you need.
	He's really strong.
	This guy is sitting here doing a video about how strong a drawing is.
	I'm maybe even worse for talking about this guy doing a video on how strong a drawing is.
	Maybe I'm worse than this fucking loser.
	Plane in mid-flight, which takes more than 24,000 pounds of pressure or 12 tons of pulling force and is the equivalent of being able to pull the weight of six cars or 20 polar bears at once.
	Batman has polar bears?
	Where do you get these metrics from?
	How strong are you?
	How strong am I?
	I could pull 20 polar bears or six cars.
	You name it.
	Oh, how many black bears can you tow?
	Less.
	They're heavier.
	No, they're not.
	I'm not as funny when I'm starving to death.
	Who's this fucking fake guy now?
	Can he beat up that guy?
	You must be strong to beat up that big, huge guy.
	This is like a dude with a high IQ who's also special.
	He's like a brilliant retard.
	Go ahead.
	Who weigh over 500 pounds up over his head with one arm.
	He has been known to stop speeding cars using just his strength alone and even held up the entire Batmobile from falling off a bridge in 2004's The Batman.
	Insanely, he has worked out by dangling off the edge of a skyscraper.
	Hold on a sec.
	Can you believe he did that?
	That's dangerous.
	That drawing could have fallen down and hurt himself.
	That's insane.
	This drawing is insane.
	What does a car weigh, Ryan?
	Whoa.
	I thought he could only bench press a thousand pounds.
	Now he's doing twice as much as the top weightlifter in the universe.
	Wasn't it insane when that drawing did that?
	So he's sitting looking at the comic.
	He sees a guy doing pull-ups at the edge of a skyscraper and he goes, dude, take it down a notch.
	I mean, humans have done that.
	Go look at people do that.
	What are you doing?
	Looking at his fucking wet nipples, you fag.
	One-armed pull-ups in 137-degree heat.
	Has held open a crocodile's mouth with crocodiles having the strongest bite ever measured at 3,000 miles.
	Is there an excel spreadsheet with all of this as he goes through?
	Or does he just remember that he opened up a crocodile's mouth?
	Because if you notice, the footage goes from video games to comic books to like shitty Saturday morning cartoons that are done in Flash.
	I haven't seen any Batman movies.
	Do those count?
	Are those Batman to you, dude?
	Pounds per square inch, or 16,460 Newtons.
	Batman has trained to be able to not only kick and thus explode entire trees in half, but as infamously analyzed in my previous Batman video, has moved so fast to outright dodge bullets.
	Jesus Christ, he's dodging bullets like fucking the Matrix.
	You know, the reason you can kick a tree in half in a kid's comic is kids don't really get physics.
	So they're like, I don't know, maybe it was like a dead tree.
	I don't know.
	Maybe you could kick a tree in half.
	And the artists take advantage of that and they come up with these fantastical things.
	Then you get older and you go, why do you kick a tree in half?
	That's retarded.
	This is a stupid thing I'm looking at.
	And of course, it is very sad, fucking pathetic that American movies, we get one every six months or so.
	They should be one a day.
	All of LA is 100% devoted to making movies and you give us one a month, basically.
	And the majority of them are just fucking superhero garbage.
	That's embarrassing.
	We, of course, are deeply embarrassed of our president, stammering Joe, but we should also be ashamed of our Hollywood, of our movie industry.
	Grown adults.
	I was at Black Panther.
	I brought my kids.
	You love to bring kids to these things.
	And you know, when he gets, I don't know, he gets sick or some shit or he almost dies by that waterfall.
	There are two adult women behind me who came to see it were crying.
	They were sad that the drawing was dying.
	I wonder if this guy would cry.
	We should just fucking kill Batman just to make him cry like a little bitch.
	Dude, Batman's dead.
	What?
	He personifies everything that's good about living.
	He's dead.
	They're not drawing him anymore.
	Ha ha.
	That might be the only way to save this poor bastard.
	Accelerate at and withstand.
	Remember they tried to do that to Pepe the Frog?
	The guy who made Pepe was so embarrassed and hated the right so much that he drew a comic where Pepe died.
	Like everyone is going to go, oh, fuck!
	I can't get into Pepe anymore.
	The god of Pepe killed him.
	I'm nine.
	What a retarded gesture that was.
	What's that?
	What is that?
	Memes killing memes?
	No, he drew a comic of Pepe dying.
	Anyway.
	345 times Earth's gravity, with astronauts commonly experiencing only 3 Gs during a rocket launch.
	But as cleverly pointed out by this community, Batman commonly dodges bullet fire by analyzing body movements and predicting when a trigger is about to be pulled, setting his acceleration to somewhere around 50 minutes.
	There's a whole community of these people analyzing this crap.
	That's fucking profoundly sad.
	Getting into...
	I got an idea.
	If you want to get into the physics of artillery, why don't you get into the physics of artillery?
	Why don't you look up ballistics?
	Why don't you get involved in the ballistics industry?
	Why don't you go to the shooting range?
	Why don't you learn about fucking real guns?
	And then tell me about them because I'm a New Yorker and I don't know shit.
	What a waste of knowledge this is.
	You know he argues with people over this too, right?
	Oh, yeah.
	It's the only time you see him animated.
	Like his parents are worried about him because he's 26, 27, and he still lives at home.
	And they mostly just look at him on the computer and stuff.
	But then, when he's arguing with people about Superman while playing video games, it's like someone put a quarter in him.
	He just comes to life.
	And his dad is like, well, it's the only time I see him living.
	So, yeah, I guess I'm for it.
	You're breaking your father's heart right now.
	The red hood.
	You're shooting your brother in the father in the heart.
	You're cutting out mommy's heart.
	Snip, snip, snip.
	You see Batman move after a bullet is fired from a gun towards him, but far more absurd is how strong.
	Stop, stop.
	So, wait, is he in drag there?
	So they see him dodging bullets and they go, fuck, that's kind of not possible.
	Then the community goes, actually, he sees the body language of the guy going like that.
	So that's why he knows where the bullet's going.
	And then they go, oh, okay, good.
	I can continue with my delusion that this is not just a fucking drawing.
	Batman's body is a taking punishment.
	In Batman issue 15, he takes a direct blast from a bazooka and keeps fighting unfazed.
	Batman has been thrown and punched through concrete walls many times and even took a fall off Wayne Tower, falling multiple stories but walked away each time.
	He's even survived being shot point blank by a frickin' tank.
	Set on fire, electrocutive, frozen, and it's strong enough to survive in Krypton's gravity, which has been depicted to be anywhere from 30 to 100 times greater than that of Earth.
	Which is all the more insistent.
	Wait a minute.
	Now he's talking.
	Wait, wait, what the fucking shit?
	What planet was he on?
	Go back.
	Frozen, and it's strong enough to survive in Krypton's gravity.
	Krypton.
	So wait a minute.
	Now he's seeing a guy on another planet and he's going, this guy lives.
	A made-up planet.
	A fake planet.
	It's Superman's planet, right?
	So he's going, can you, you're not going to fucking believe this.
	But this drawing I like went to a drawing of a fake planet and he was fine.
	And this fake planet has fake gravity and he was fine with that fake gravity.
	Can you believe this shit?
	He's strong.
	I 100% guarantee you that if you showed this to the Batman writers, they'd go, Jesus fucking.
	Hey, could I talk to you?
	Yeah.
	You wrote Batman 15, right?
	Yeah.
	I needed to pay the rent.
	It's fast, cheap, and easy money.
	How come he survived the bazooka blast?
	Was part of his suit asbestos?
	Like, dude, I don't know.
	It's a fucking kid's comic.
	Yeah, he had a magic suit that day.
	Can you leave me alone?
	Has been depicted to be anywhere from 30 to 100 times greater than that of Earth.
	Which is all the more insane.
	When you realize that while human bones can survive, I like how he can survive 300 times the gravity of Earth, but when he goes there, he needs a woolly hat because it's cold.
	Up to 90 times Earth's gravity, they can only withstand 10 times Earth's gravity when the person begins moving around.
	Not to mention your muscles would most likely not be strong enough to move you anyways.
	As Batman, who weighs 210 pounds, would have to be switched.
	Oh, he doesn't.
	He's back to lifting weights again?
	I didn't know Batman was so big on weights.
	That's good, I guess.
	They're getting young people to work out.
	And unless he's doing a dynamic start, that bar is way too far from his shins.
	Bad form, Batman.
	Bad form, Batman.
	That drawing is not drawing right.
	6,300 or 21,000 pounds.
	By the way, this is kind of a side note.
	I always thought it was kind of gay the way superhero artists know all your lats and all the muscles.
	Like, they sit there perfectly drawing, perfectly sculpted muscles all day.
	Hold on a fucking se.
	Why does he have those clamp rings on the inside of the weight?
	That doesn't make sense.
	Well, maybe he has them on both.
	He doesn't want them sliding either way.
	They can't slide any farther.
	There's a collar.
	That's somebody's drawing.
	You do a video, Ryan?
	Yeah.
	So the drawer, the animator, fucking doesn't know how weights work to stand up from a chair.
	But even more impressive is just how strong Batman's mind is.
	Batman issue 52.
	He is shown to have stumbled upon a sub-zero waterfall where he promptly undressed and stood underneath it completely unfazed.
	Or in Batman Volume 2, Issue 23, at the age of 24, he was able to fight for 28 hours straight in a never-ending gauntlet of opponents.
	Dude, dude, when you're writing a superhero comic book for lonely nerds that get bullied, you take a situation and you totally exaggerate it because it's a fantasy.
	And you're sitting here going, this fantasy is fantastic.
	Yeah.
	I mean, if I'm walking by a comic book, I go, yeah, that's probably full of like crazy shit like a guy fighting for 28 hours.
	Kids like that shit.
	Anyway, pathetic!
	The fight only ended because Batman's will to never give up was enough to deter any more fighters from entering the contest.
	His IQ is stated to be a 13th level intellect, or what is about 200 IQ points, putting him above Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein, whose IQs are estimated to be between 160 and 180.
	When do we end this?
	What do you think?
	He's going to be dumb?
	He's a superhero.
	Kids are reading about him.
	Is he going to be mediocre?
	Is he going to be able to lift like 140 pounds and have an IQ of like 105 and be okay at fighting?
	That actually would be a funny superhero comic.
	I guess they already did that with that kick-ass or whatever shit.
	Who's oh, Robbins the skinhead now?
	In the eight languages and 127 martial arts styles, he's mastered more believable, if not just a bit more.
	But what really shows just how mentally and physically strong Batman is is a story that came to a climax in Batman issue 681, where Bruce hadn't slept for days and found himself trapped underground in a coffin while wearing a straitjacket that also had multiple locks on it.
	With about 30 years of the money.
	How's he going to get out of that?
	Or left.
	He better be good at getting out of law.
	He must be so tired.
	He was up for days, this drawing.
	Mentioned in an older video.
	Does this guy think Batman's real?
	Is it like those guys who believe wrestling?
	And if you tell them wrestling's fake, they want to fight you?
	Hey, buddy, Batman's not real.
	It's a drawing for kids.
	Much less detail.
	Bruce then flashed.
	Santa Claus manages to travel the entire world, Western world, Christians mostly, in one night.
	The amount of presence he has is estimated to weigh 6,042 tons.
	He travels at over 7,000 miles an hour, visiting a total of 16 million homes.
	He's amazing.
	He's my favorite Christmas guy.
	And Nander Parbat, where in order to completely hunt down and destroy any fears that were left in his mind, he underwent the Thogol ritual, which was an extremely dangerous form of meditation derived from a Tibetan tradition that few had ever completed.
	Where one is isolated in a cave for 49 days, and in Batman's case, a large boulder was placed in front of the entrance, where one simulates their death over and over, leading to their eventual liberation from death and rebirth.
	After completing the ritual, Batman remembers a meeting with a monk where he expressed that in order to protect his consciousness, he realized he could create a second personality as a backup.
	The monk replied that Bruce was remarkable and expressed sorrow at having poisoned the taste.
	Okay, he was drinking.
	Jesus Lord in heaven above.
	Excuse me, my blasphemy.
	So this guy is impressed.
	He's talking about Batman's mental strength.
	We're given up.
	We're done with the weightlifting.
	And now his mental strength is so amazing that when one personality got overwhelmed, he made another guy.
	And now he's, in a sense, he's twice as strong mentally, right?
	You could fucking dump Batman A and Batman B would be like, oh, fuck, she was a bitch anyway, dude.
	Don't worry about it.
	How mentally strong can you get?
	This is, I got it.
	I'm just going to say this right now.
	Out of all the drawings I've ever seen, this drawing is the most mentally strong drawing I've ever seen.
	I'm not mentally strong.
	I can't even say with the words mentally strong.
	And chuckled that he had two minutes left to live.
	Unfortunately for the monk, Bruce mentioned that not only had he inoculated himself against most toxins, but as a habit, he had also switched the monk's cup of tea and his own in the time that it took for the monk to blink.
	And Bruce had also held an antidote that neutralized the effects of any toxin that he wasn't resistant to.
	The average human eye blink lasts around 1 tenth of a second or 100 milliseconds, meaning that Batman, assuming he had to reach anywhere from 1 to 3 feet in front of him, would have to move his hands anywhere from 6.8 to over 20 miles per hour to barely make it unnoticed.
	Which may not sound very impressive until we look at the reaction time required to time the monk's blink, as the best athletes' reaction times are usually between 120 and 160 milliseconds, with the world record being 101 milliseconds being too slow.
	Making bad things.
	Wait a minute, Zirk, we have a new superhero.
	It's this fucking guy.
	Talk about mentally strong.
	You're breaking down the physics of a blink?
	I'm lost now.
	This is surpa.
	This just went whoosh.
	He's now analyzing some fucking blink fight with a monk and how many milliseconds it takes to close your fucking eyes.
	I guarantee you the creators of this scene he's talking about are like, what the fuck is he talking about?
	Have the best reaction time of any human.
	After this, we then see Batman, while having a concoction of drugs and Joker venom running through his system, bench press a heavy pine coffin lid through an additional 600 pounds of soil in a rainstorm.
	And it's looking at just how strong Batman is that gives us great.
	How does he know it's 600 pounds of soil?
	That must have taken a lot of research, a lot of work to figure out exactly when you push up a coffin, how deep you are and how much weight you're actually lifting.
	You're not lifting the soil over here or the soil over here.
	It's a strange sort of diameter You have to figure out.
	Oh my God.
	He's so strong.
	By the way, no mention of the fact that Batman has a mask on during all this shit.
	That's fucking impressive, too.
	I never quite understood the Ku Klux Klan.
	Is it the Ku Klux?
	The KKK.
	With those, how does the little eyes stay matched?
	You know, I understand a Bella Clava where it's snug against your face, but those masks, those pointy hats look pretty loose.
	And this guy's got, I assume, some sort of plastic thing, maybe rubber around his head.
	That's pretty impressive.
	Mention that, Fatso.
	Greatest strength of this character.
	Looking at the grueling training that Batman pushes himself through is what makes it a good thing.
	I need to see what this man looks like.
	And I need to see his bedroom.
	Please, someone out there, help.
	He acquired his strength and skill through pure effort and training.
	He doesn't need any armor or powers to be a complete monster.
	And this leads us to Batman's greatest strength.
	After years of traveling the world, educating himself under men that money.
	By the way, who is Batman?
	Like the 50s guy, Adam West.
	Is that Batman?
	Are you impressed with him?
	What about George Clooney?
	What about who was the least Batman-y guy?
	Michael Keaton.
	Is he Batman?
	Like, is there a Batman that you're focused in on?
	I notice you're only using certain comic books and a video game and a cartoon.
	Have you honed in on that Batman?
	That's Batman?
	What are the others?
	Are they fictional?
	Does he hate Adam West?
	Because Adam West, if you watch the old cartoon, or not cartoons, you watch the old show, he could probably lift about 50 pounds.
	He doesn't have 12 PhDs.
	I think he has a high school diploma.
	The greatest strength and genius of Batman is that it pretends to be realistic.
	Batman is absolutely insane and sometimes it pretends to be realistic.
	Says who?
	It doesn't pretend to be remotely realistic.
	Have you watched the past eight minutes of your video?
	Not one thing you've shown has been remotely realistic.
	He picked up a car.
	He held up a thousand-pound roof.
	He has 12 PhDs.
	He locks himself in a cave for 49 days, putting Jesus Christ to shame.
	That's realistic to you?
	Completely ridiculous.
	But the character has grown to be a symbol.
	Batman.
	I can't believe someone this ridiculous is saying the words completely ridiculous.
	It pretends to be realistic.
	Batman is absolutely insane and sometimes completely ridiculous.
	But the character has grown to be a symbol for how far you can push yourself both mentally and physically.
	No, no.
	That's not what superheroes.
	Superheroes are not meant to inspire you.
	What is he inspiring me to do?
	Go out at night in a fucking costume and beat up bad guys?
	No one wants that.
	No one expects that.
	It's a fantasy for skinny losers.
	Oftentimes people fall short of the willingness to do what's necessary to obtain their goals, which is where the story of one incredibly determined man comes in, serving as a widespread example of how much your brain and body is capable of learning.
	Stop using your brain and body to analyze kids' stories.
	Go use your brain and your body.
	You like the sword fight scenes?
	Go take sword fighting.
	You like the martial arts?
	Take jiu-jitsu.
	You can do all of this shit.
	You don't have to get stuck in a kid's fantasy analyzing the fucking mathematics and physics and numerics of all this made-up shit where the guy who made it up isn't even paying attention.
	This is what drives me nuts about all this video games and superhero movies and drawing worship.
	People are, it's almost blasphemous.
	Like God gives you this ability to go out and experience life and you get stuck in the fucking matrix.
	You get stuck in a drawing.
	You get stuck in the fucking, what does Zuckerberg call it?
	The meta.
	Get out of the meta.
	Get onto the streets.
	Only dare to put in the effort to reach your goals.
	But if none of this was enough to convince you that Batman is a symbol of true human potential, then I saved my best piece of evidence for last.
	The human nervous system is learning and adapting to whatever you do.
	And in order to maximize his time, wait a minute.
	They just showed what's happening.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so now the movies count.
	So all the movies count, all the video games, all the comic books.
	I think everything but Adam West.
	Is that what we're doing here?
	Is that Superman?
	I mean, sorry, Batman?
	To maximize his time, Bruce has pushed his nervous system to get used to polyphasic sleeping.
	Where like Leonardo da Vinci, he only takes short naps throughout the day, sometimes last night.
	Yes, do you know what that's called?
	Being a Chinese guy.
	Chinese people play fucking mahjong and cards all night drinking tea, and they're so exhausted the next day that they take cat naps everywhere.
	Just the culture of 1 billion people.
	I'm not impressed, Batman.
	Five minutes to one hour.
	How pathetic are you?
	The most impressive part of this, the most smoking gun of how awesome this drawing is is that it naps.
	Ooh, I'm scared.
	You're almost as deadly as a fucking doctor in their first internship.
	What's it called?
	What doctors do?
	Whatever, that thing where they work 24 hours at the beginning, the hospital.
	Has gotten his body used to going 80 hours with no sleep.
	Watch this video if you want to see it.
	Mean like a metaphor.
	All right, that's enough.
	I sort of summarized it towards the end there about 20 seconds ago.
	Get out of the meta, get onto the streets.
	All of these things that you love looking at can be yours.
	God gave you a gift.
	The only person who could get away with this shit would be some cripple like Crip Daddy.
	And what does he do?
	He makes fun of losers like this.
	Jesus.
	Let's stop saying Jesus all the time.
	Taking the Lord's name in vain.
	It's really tough.
	We've been programmed to use that as basically an expletive.
	It's not a good look, Gas.
	No.
	All right, let's keep things light with a fun look at.
	Actually, you know what?
	We should do now.
	Coi.
	Hmm.
	Feminism or COVID?
	Feminism or COVID?
	I choose feminism.
	Alrighty.
	Who here identifies as a feminist?
	We are the storm.
	The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
	You said I was too pretty to fight.
	That's toxic masculinity.
	You don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.
	That's a banger.
	Somebody asked what song that is.
	That's 10 years after I'd Love to Change the World.
	Also mixed with a remix of it by Jeddah.
	So When It Kicks In and the Boobs.
	The boobs that you looked at when you made that video.
	I looked away.
	It's basically focused on the feminism here because...
	Did your wife bring up that we spoke to her on the show and talked about your disgusting perversions?
	No.
	You fucking pervert.
	You probably like tits.
	You're such a fag.
	No, no, they're disgusting.
	No, you love them.
	You probably like to kiss them on the lips.
	Nipples are tit-lips.
	That's true.
	Oh, that reminds me.
	Titlips are playing at Mercury Lounge on Thursday.
	I got us tickets.
	You did?
	I did.
	This we have to show.
	It's going around.
	It's the talk of the town.
	Woman is.
	Wait, go ahead.
	Woman is.
	Okay, it's a bad cut.
	I believe that everyone can identify for themselves.
	Okay.
	Do you believe then that men can become pregnant and have abortions?
	Yes.
	Woman is.
	I remember in the punk scene in the 80s, we had people like that.
	Radical, they were called feminist separatists, where they didn't want men to be in their life at all.
	They wouldn't shake men's hands and stuff.
	And we were like, that's part of our quirky scene.
	We have a weird scene with total freaks, vegans, and raw foodists.
	And that was part of this sort of anarcho-punk scene in the 80s.
	Now, they're talking to congressmen.
	They're in the White House.
	They're part of the body politic.
	You talk about white supremacy as a poison.
	That's a fucking poison.
	And it's everywhere.
	I looked her up.
	I was like, who is this bitch?
	Why do we give a fuck what she has to say?
	And she's just some overeducated human rights fucking more PhDs than Batman.
	And she currently serves as the co-president of Fund Texas Choice, a practical support abortion fund, and on the advisory council of ReproAction, a new direct action group forming to increase access to abortion and advanced reproductive justice.
	Even the description of her fucking job is written in that stupid gobbledygook.
	So the radicals are mainstream.
	That might be another name for today's show.
	It's even better than Titlip.
	And we've got Bozzy, funny example of body positivity.
	It only goes one way, you see.
	Look at that.
	This is not fake.
	I looked this up.
	Women can be fat pigs.
	It's cool.
	Men have to be perfect.
	Do you know how fucking hard it would be to get those abs?
	Especially for a 51-year-old.
	They talk about women having an unattainable body image.
	I don't know if I could get like that second guy, Jockey.
	I don't think I could get that without testosterone.
	Like, even if I worked out five hours a day.
	You would just have to make your diet miserable.
	Oh, my diet's pretty fucking miserable.
	My diet is Gatorade and beer.
	And I've been drinking hard liquor, but not in a big way, but just to get some flavor.
	Snake juice.
	Oh, yeah, this disgusting snake.
	No, I can't bear it anymore.
	It's sort of like I went, tried the keto diet with all meat, and I was sitting down with my plate, and I had like bacon and ham and a patty, and I was like, this is fucking gross.
	It's a lot of fat.
	It sucks.
	It'd be like avocado, asparagus, chicken, and like mayonnaise.
	No, I was going to spar today, and I'm usually scared of sparring.
	It's sort of like in high school where they go, Clinton Bedecki wants to fight you.
	You guys are meeting him by the abandoned baseball diamond after school.
	And the whole day you're like, oh, I have a fight.
	It's so much worse than the actual fight.
	It's almost like getting a shot.
	I wish he would just sucker punch me in the hall.
	And I don't have to go all day.
	So I usually have the on Thursday nights for sparring on Friday.
	Not this time.
	You know why?
	My life is so shitty that I don't give a fuck.
	Kill me.
	Kill me.
	Yeah.
	It's like Mercedes says in prison.
	She goes, I wish they dropped a bomb on this place and kill us all.
	Go ahead.
	What are you going to do?
	Punch me in the head?
	I don't like my head.
	I don't like what's in it.
	I'd rather a headache than this tummy ache I have.
	I actually don't have a tummy ache.
	Do you have a tummy ache?
	I did earlier.
	Now it just feels like a black hole.
	I feel full.
	It's weird.
	Yeah, me too.
	Yeah.
	It's sort of like you know when you touch boiling hot water and it feels cold?
	Because it like goes...
	It shocks you real quick?
	Yeah, it sort of goes full circle and now your body's like, what the fuck?
	Is that freezing or cold?
	Or hot?
	I sort of feel like I'm so...
	Maybe I'm like those biafran children with the distended bellies.
	Actually, I can kind of push it out quite a bit.
	I've lost six pounds.
	Like, I said that on the show yesterday, but your pants probably fit better, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I've lost two pounds.
	I used to have more of a gorilla belly.
	Yeah.
	You have no side fat.
	You have, like, no glove handles.
	That used to be more like this.
	Oh, it just hurt to do.
	So my wife said that.
	She goes, you look more like a chimp than a gorilla.
	That's good.
	Thanks, honey.
	You're going up the ranks.
	You look like a fat bitch.
	That's a death sentence.
	Imagine.
	Oh, my God.
	You guys know, fellas.
	Saying anything remotely negative about your wife is a death sentence.
	My fucking face fat's melting away.
	Like, I used to have just a swollen Bobby Lee kind of look to me, but now you look like Batman.
	Whoa.
	Did you know Batman can bench press a thousand pounds?
	Didn't know that.
	The world record's 777 pounds.
	That's wild.
	He's with the strongest drawing.
	Well, wait a minute.
	What if I draw someone bench pressing 1,001 pounds?
	What if I draw...
	Now I got the strongest drawing.
	What if I draw Hitler banging his mom?
	Would he be like, I can't believe Hitler banging it actually happened?
	Oh, no.
	Mom, are you okay?
	Yeah.
	Hitler's back from the grave and he raped you.
	See, there's a lot of things that happen in fan comics that I think don't license Batman, but they do like fan shit.
	And he discounts that probably.
	He's like, it's not canon.
	It's not real research.
	Well, I remember Terry Richardson back in the early aughts would rent Halloween costumes and then have people fucking suck in them.
	And in his book, Terry World, there's pictures of Robin sucking Batman's dick.
	Yeah, that's not canon.
	Did that happen?
	That's not canon.
	Well, like Adam West, is he...
	What if he shits his pants?
	Did Batman shit his pants?
	Last item on feminism is skateboarding.
	Oh, God.
	Imagine having, like, a $600 Batman costume.
	That's pretty bad.
	That's pretty fucking sad.
	I mean, Spider-Man.
	You know, the only thing sadder than having a $600 Batman costume?
	Walking around in it like you're a badass.
	Remember that dude?
	He was across the street and he was waving to cars as they went by dressed as Spider-Man.
	And he waved at us and I went, get a fucking job.
	And he goes, no.
	Touche.
	Yeah, so I always said skateboarding would be the last to go with meritocracy because it's so fucking hard.
	It hurts too.
	Women don't like that kind of pain.
	They can handle different types of pain, like giving birth and getting tattooed, they don't mind.
	But little sharp punches, they don't like.
	They don't like little zips.
	They like like pain.
	They could probably last 49 days in a cave, for example, where we would go, get me the fuck out of here.
	But we can take a beating.
	And skateboarding is taking a beating.
	So that's still somewhat intact, I think.
	Like if you can do an ole McFlip or whatever the kids are doing these days, they don't really care what gender you are.
	But men are obviously better than women at it.
	So the top skateboarders are still the top skateboarders for now.
	But other shit is getting woke.
	Like independent trucks.
	You remember independent trucks that have this?
	I learned this from a baby monster.
	It's like the Iron Cross.
	It comes from like the Pope or some shit.
	They were told it was racist.
	And by the way, when I say they were told, I mean like a couple tweets.
	So they've changed their logo, their iconic skateboard logo.
	They've changed it because it's too racist.
	And now they're attacking, yeah, they're attacking, they're making skateboarding woke by having trans men dominate it.
	So it's just like swimming.
	And now we have men with long hair and I don't even know if they have fake tits.
	But this one girl is fighting back.
	I hope this is indicative of a pattern here.
	Female skateboarder skateboarded.
	Taylor Silverman is speaking out after placing second to a male competitor who identifies as a woman at the Red Bull Cornerstone Contest.
	Silverman and a few other female skateboarders were robbed of their achievements and prize money that was meant for women.
	How is this controversial?
	Jesus.
	Oh, I just said Jesus again.
	How is this controversial?
	We're sitting there in the house talking about how men can have abortions and now men can be top female skaters.
	Female athlete, I've been...
	And I would say it's particularly difficult for women to dominate in skateboarding.
	I mean, when you think of the pro skateboarders, even when you see female skateboarders that are the top of the game, they suck.
	It's like women's soccer.
	So it must be pretty fucking difficult to get up there.
	Wait, is that the guy?
	I don't know if this is a joke.
	No, I don't know if this is the one specifically.
	Just said LGBTQ skate.
	I think it's for real.
	That looks pretty real.
	I can't tell if it's a joke or not.
	Forgive me for not taking you seriously, ma'am.
	I like how she's kind of a tomboy.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm a girl, but sometimes I just wear jeans and a t-shirt and I have short hair.
	Oh, you mean you're a guy?
	I'm a tomboy with a penis.
	Yeah, see, even the gays suck at it.
	It's not easy.
	But go back to that thing?
	I want to see who beat her.
	I've been in three different contests.
	At the latest contest, I placed second.
	The trans competitor who took $1,000 in qualifiers, $3,000 in finals, and the $1,000 in Best Trick.
	This total $5,000 of prize money meant for female athletes.
	I took $1,000 and blah, blah, blah.
	The girl who took third received $750.
	The girl who deserved $1,000 for Best Trek took nothing, along with whoever would have placed third.
	I deserve to be placed first.
	And I reached out to Red Bull and was ignored.
	What's the next one?
	I'm sick of being bullied into silence.
	Yes.
	You go, girl.
	Hi, Eric.
	I hope all is well with you.
	I'm reaching out in hopes of being directed to the right person to express my concerns about Kurt.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Well, that's just the same thing again, right?
	Let's see if we can find out who beat her.
	I'm looking in this post article.
	I want to see that.
	Remember that picture?
	Remember that video we showed?
	Of the trans guy destroying the chick?
	That chick?
	No, that's not the chick.
	That's a chick chick, I believe, right?
	Or is that a convincing...
	Oh, no, she won the first.
	So that's it.
	That's the guy.
	Wait.
	In the middle.
	Oh, that's the guy in the middle?
	Yeah.
	He looks like just a very ugly chick.
	You sure that's it?
	Well, that's her, Silverman, right?
	Second place.
	And then that's the first place.
	And it's linked in this article here, so I would assume.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, that's definitely it.
	So who is this dude?
	Go back up to the top.
	Let's see the guy who is stealing money from women.
	I love the new feminism.
	You steal women's money and trivialize their accomplishments.
	Lillian Gallagher.
	Ooh, profile removed.
	Lillian Gallagher.
	Ooh, that's interesting.
	Gallagher her.
	The skater.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	All right.
	This is boring.
	We're not doing good TV here right now.
	Is that...
	No.
	Revealed.
	Moment transgender skateboarder Lillian Galler takes top place, clicking and finding out.
	I deserve to be first.
	Video shows trans skater winning.
	Yeah, that is her.
	On the top.
	Oh my god.
	That made it worth it, didn't it?
	Jeez.
	Right when I'm worried that we're wasting everyone's time, we get the jewel of the Nile.
	Where do you take the queen from?
	Yeah.
	In reality?
	It's a one-way ticket, huh?
	That's a woman.
	That's Silverman, yeah.
	She won.
	In reality.
	What an absolute mess.
	I want to hear that dude talk.
	Yeah, let's see if I can find an interview.
	All right.
	That's going to bring us to...
	We're going to have to do a long show.
	I really spread shit out with that Batman, but I'm not going to see you until Monday.
	You get to see young me.
	It's funny when you're 50.
	I remember my dad asked me this.
	He goes, how do you feel?
	And I go, I don't know.
	What age do you feel?
	And I didn't know what he meant.
	I meant, I was probably like 48 when he asked me that.
	And now that I'm 51, I'm like, I am 34.
	I feel 34.
	When I look at 34-year-olds, I'm like, hello, fellow 34-year-old.
	How are you today?
	Which brings me back to the boxing thing.
	I showed up.
	There was no one there for sparring.
	And so the coach had me do body bags.
	Do you know what those are?
	A guy wears like a protective thing here, and you punch him as hard as you can, and he deeks you out.
	And then you do that for three rounds, and then he puts on the body bag, and you hit him.
	And I had to stop after three rounds.
	Like I was going to faint.
	Yeah.
	Have you worked out since you've been dying of starvation?
	I have not.
	Not at all?
	No.
	I've just started to feel kind of okay, but I feel weak.
	But I'm going to go in there and do some trigger sets.
	Dude, I've been working out non-stop.
	Nice.
	The only thing I didn't do was burpees yesterday because I almost fainted standing up fast.
	See, I'm a little scared because there's two schools of thought.
	One is that if you break down muscle, you don't have the input, like the food input to rebuild it again.
	So you're just leaving your muscles in a worse spot.
	But if they say if you do light workouts, you're not in danger of that.
	But that's kind of the theory that I heard.
	So I don't really want to fuck with that and be an experiment.
	But you know what's funny about this skateboard chick is that this is the only that win is the only thing that she's so she might have been a nobody.
	He might have been a nobody.
	Oh, that's what's going on, dude.
	He's a nobody.
	Joey Gallagher was a mediocre skateboarder.
	Yes.
	Just like Lee-Ann Phillips.
	Literally didn't exist before that.
	I'm looking at images.
	I'm looking at videos.
	Can't find it.
	This is the only two things.
	Yeah, Leah.
	What's her name?
	Leah Phillips?
	That swimmer.
	She was like number 500 on the college male swim rankings.
	And now she's number one.
	She has no good pictures with her with a proper aspect ratio.
	So that's how you know she's nobody.
	Red Bull allows man to win girl competition.
	That's based.
	You know what we should try to get into here?
	Making a fake Skype account and stuff and doing a fake Miles McInnes show?
	Dude.
	Sounds good.
	That sounds good.
	We'll get fake emails and we'll say, hey, we're calling you from the Trends Awareness Hour.
	Can you come on our show?
	And then I'll just be Miles and we'll interview that skateboarder and go, dude, you were awesome.
	I mean, sorry, not dude.
	Chick, you were, what do we call you?
	Well, maybe she's one of those chicks that like to be called dude, so she could be like, she's like, yeah, my friends are guys.
	She's a tomboy.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I don't really get along with girls.
	Yeah, I'm basically a dude.
	Yeah.
	You can call me dude.
	I like being called dude, bro.
	And it's like, so what?
	I'm so not your average chick.
	I'm basically a guy.
	For example, I have a penis.
	So this is.
	All right, no sponsors, no shouts, age, gender, whatever.
	I don't even know what age you are, but I know you're a female, that's for sure.
	Global rank, 1088.
	That doesn't sound good.
	It doesn't sound good, no, but who knows?
	She probably, you know, that probably upped her ranking winning this thing.
	Her only, you know, results are this fucking thing.
	First, first place, blah, blah, blah.
	This one three years ago, third in Red Bull Cornerstone.
	That's interesting.
	Well, click on that.
	See if it was still...
	Maybe he had a different name then.
	Third removed.
	That's sketchy when you're the only one that doesn't show up there.
	But this was an all-female one, looks like.
	You know what happened?
	This went viral.
	Red Bull doesn't have an opinion per se on trance.
	They just want as little backlash as possible.
	And this has started backlash, so they just deleted her.
	Right.
	All right, let's get to LGBTQ because we're already there.
	I love you.
	Why are you gay?
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	And then we fell in love.
	And then they eat the poop poop.
	And we have a very good relationship.
	You don't want to see a close-up picture of my animals because you ain't gay me.
	You ugly.
	Homophobal alert.
	We're going to be off for Memorial Day.
	That's not this weekend, but next weekend.
	So we're doing some long shows This week to get you nice and full, but be prepared to go on a GOML hunger strike Monday and Tuesday.
	We'll probably bang some mailbags or something.
	I'm warning you: in like 10 days, you're going to get hit right in the gut with Gavi hunger pains.
	Gav withdrawals.
	You were going to catch a bad case of Gaviitis.
	This is a really cool video I saw of a woman who almost cut her tits off and then decided not to.
	This is called, folks at home, a lesbian.
	A lesbian is a lot like a gay dude.
	It's called same-sex attraction.
	It's unfortunate, sort of like being an albino, but it's not the end of the world.
	It's like manageable diabetes.
	It's the end of your bloodline.
	It's the end of your bloodline.
	So that sucks.
	That's basically the worst part.
	Like, I got a fight with an old friend from back in the early aughts when I first moved to New York.
	We keep in touch sometimes, and she's like, I go, gay is not good.
	Like, it's by definition not normal.
	But I don't hate gays.
	I just think it's unfortunate.
	I use the albino analogy.
	Like, it's like worse than being left-handed.
	But no one gives a fuck if you're left-handed.
	It's just, there's not as many things designed for you.
	And she said, I might just, we never really spoke after this.
	It was kind of the end of our friendship.
	She goes, I hope your kids become gay so you can see how beautiful these people are.
	And I go, you just wish that I don't have grandkids, you fucking bitch.
	Yeah, you just killed people.
	You just killed my grandkids.
	Fucking bitch.
	And I'm also offended by the assumption that I would go like, you know what?
	I used to hate gays, and then you became a gay, and now I get it.
	Gays are people.
	Like, what do you think I am, you fucking cunt?
	Yeah.
	Nick Mullen said a funny thing about somebody wishes because he makes retard jokes.
	And he's like, I hope that your kids turn out to be retarded.
	And he's like, you're not wishing a retard upon me.
	You're wishing me upon a retard.
	I'm still going to be a dick.
	Also, you're saying it's a bad thing.
	Yeah.
	Like, you want to hurt me.
	Right, right.
	You want to hurt me?
	You think it's bad to be retarded?
	I hope you get stuck with a fucking retard.
	Because they're great?
	Yeah.
	Wait, what?
	Whose side are you on, you evil bitch?
	Yeah.
	Retards are wonderful.
	Here, I'm going to throw one at you just to ruin your fucking life.
	Thanks.
	All right, take it away.
	Normal lesbian.
	So I'm going to get into trans and mental delusion and everything because what?
	She's got to get the tattoo in.
	They love their tats, the lesbians.
	Just like this one.
	Oh, my God, you guys.
	I just misgendered a student.
	Also, I have a hand tattoo.
	I don't know if you noticed.
	Yeah.
	She just kind of squeezing.
	Hey, guys, I just thought that maybe you should...
	Ah, I got an itch.
	Look at that weird, awkward angle where she's like, by the way, there's a fucking skull on my shoulder.
	Hey, guys, I just got to tell you that.
	Hey, guys, I just...
	Oh, fuck.
	My ass.
	My ass has a tattoo of an ass with a tattoo of an ass on its ass.
	Hey, guys, I just wanted to maybe just kind of come clean about a couple things.
	Speaking of retards, what is that?
	Just a smiley face?
	That's a smiley face.
	We all got it when we were drunk.
	I drew that.
	Oh, you drew.
	You drew that smiley face?
	Yeah, I did.
	That's an even tougher drawing than Batman.
	Yeah, it probably is a little tougher than Batman, but, you know.
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	My lips are so chapped.
	I still am so blown away that I never knew that about you.
	That's so bizarre.
	And I know you like to play it cool.
	Like, you're like...
	Who cares?
	But you know it's a big deal.
	It's a huge deal.
	Me having a tattoo on my inner lip is a huge, huge deal.
	What should I get?
	Because I'm going to get one.
	I'll film it.
	And then I'll write it off for the show.
	What?
	A similar idea?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Bullshit.
	Oh, come on.
	No, no, hear me out.
	So someone goes, that's great.
	You want me to be honest?
	I was scared.
	I was scared of losing her.
	And you're just like, hmm.
	Yeah, that's great.
	Okay, wait.
	I did this for gossip.
	So they go, she had an abortion on Christmas Eve.
	And I go, yeah.
	But the few times I tried it, it derails the whole conversation.
	They go, oh, did that hurt?
	And then we're not hearing the gossip anymore.
	Yeah.
	I'll get bullshit on there.
	All right, let's hear a little bit more of this cool, normal lesbian and the fact that we live in the Middle East now where lesbians are encouraged not to be themselves and to fucking pretend to be men.
	Before, when I was in my early 20s, I lived in Olympia, Washington, and I had a girlfriend at the time, and she told me, you are a boy.
	And I was like, not so sure about that.
	But she pressed it and pressed it enough.
	She's like, look at the way you dress.
	Look at your mannerisms.
	Look at the way you talk.
	I'm like, okay, well, I still talk the same.
	Still have these same mannerisms.
	I mean, today I wear boots and jeans.
	With them, I brought it.
	God, I know you're a woman because you go on and on and on.
	Can you skip ahead a little bit?
	Some days I wear boots and jeans.
	So, you know, went with that little acceptance.
	Oh my gosh.
	Really enjoy just being me.
	I look at the younger generation today and what they're doing to kids and how easy it is for their minds and to just flop that.
	And it is.
	It's like a mental delusion.
	Because I was a full-ass grown adult convinced by one person.
	Their friends supported me and it was like instant.
	Fine.
	Okay.
	And if I hadn't have gone away from that, I have no idea what would have happened.
	You would have cut your teeth.
	I really, I don't.
	So do I think it's a mental delusion?
	Yeah, I do.
	Are there people who are trans?
	Well, you know what?
	Fine.
	Fine, fine, fine.
	Yeah, I don't know how brave it is to not cut off those knockers.
	They're not exactly Dolly Partons.
	I hear Ethiopians are doing the same hunger fast that we are, too.
	I'm not really impressed.
	But the part that this thing's way too long, but the part that I like is she started strapping down her tits, which I don't know what.
	I'm actually kind of getting worried that she did have top surgery.
	But I really do feel like it's not okay.
	And especially for the younger kids, especially.
	It's not okay.
	They're way too young.
	If that happened to me in my early 20s and I was convinced that quick, imagine these younger kids with just like a single weird telling them, you are not a boy, you're a girl.
	But you are the other way around.
	It is weird, yeah.
	And then also in the trans news, trans women can breastfeed.
	Remember, I have nipples, Greg.
	Can you milk me?
	Yes, I can.
	So I didn't think this was possible.
	I thought we didn't have the milk glands.
	But yes, trans women can breastfeed.
	Here's how.
	Who is the fucking author of this?
	That looks terrible.
	That looks like a little monster.
	That's a jump scare.
	It's another hideous man pretending to be a woman.
	So here's what you do.
	You take a nausea drug and somehow you get these chemicals forming in your chest, in your pectoral muscles.
	And then, well, that's probably, did you look up trans man breastfeeding?
	I typed in man breastfeeding.
	Because you're a retard.
	Put in trans woman breastfeeding.
	This is brand new.
	This just happened.
	And they make this chemical.
	I don't know what the fuck it is.
	I don't think it's milk.
	And then they feed it to a baby because they're playing house the same way little kids play house.
	Talk about LARPing.
	See, if you look it up, you tend to get a lot of trans men breastfeeding, which is just a chick with short hair who took testosterone.
	That's probably not great for your baby either.
	You know, aren't you giving your kid hormones through your breasts?
	But no, this brand new thing is men doing it.
	Men having babies suck their tits.
	Go to 2.8.
	There was a tweet about it, but it got taken down.
	Everyone's going fucking crazy about this.
	Transgender woman, first to be able to breastfeed her baby.
	That's his baby, but okay.
	Go down a bit.
	Remember I predicted all this shit like 10 years ago?
	I said, this trans shit is getting out of control.
	It's a mental illness.
	They're just mentally ill gays.
	Oh, prolactin.
	So zoom in a bit.
	A hormone called prolactin usually stimulates the production of breast milk in women who have just given birth, but this chemical isn't available as a lab-made drug.
	Instead, the woman decided to try...
	Stop saying woman.
	Instead, the dude decided to try using a nausea drug called Domperidone to trigger breast milk.
	There's anecdotal evidence that this drug may boost milk production, although the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has previously warned that it shouldn't be used for this purpose.
	Hmm.
	Not approved.
	She took it with increasing doors.
	He took it with increasing doses of the hormones estrogen, progesterone, and sparonlactone.
	At the same time, she began to use a breast pump to stimulate his breasts, his chest.
	Within a month, the man was able to express milk droplets.
	After three months of treatment, this increased to 227 grams of breast milk per day.
	Once the baby was born, he was able to exclusively breastfeed the infant for six weeks.
	During which time, a pediatrician confirmed the baby was growing and developing normally and healthy.
	Yeah, how do you know what the long-term effects is?
	Check out the next heading.
	Although significant, this is below the average of around 500 grams that a baby consumes by the time it is five days old.
	After six weeks, he supplemented.
	Where's the woman?
	Where's the mom?
	Remember the outrage with ivermectin?
	This is literally taking a little baby and making it drink who knows what from a guy.
	The tone of that article is yay.
	You know, my buddy at the gym, he had COVID recently.
	He sent his dad to get the ivermectin.
	And this, I'm talking like a month ago.
	And the dad was interrogated by the pharmacist.
	Are you sure you want to do this?
	It's a very controversial drug.
	I think I told this story already.
	And his dad doesn't know what the fuck's going on, working-class guy.
	He's like, hey, apparently it's very controversial.
	And Sug is his name, goes, just fucking, just get the fucking drug and tell them to mind their own fucking business.
	Oh.
	All right, let's jump to the war on kids.
	Long show today, folks.
	Long-ass show.
	That's right.
	Hello, man.
	I had a sex paid up right.
	Who wants to pick up my bag?
	We're living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
	Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.
	Chris Rufo.
	You know what?
	I'm going to do a big green screen.
	Maybe you guys could help me a bit.
	I'm going to play Dirty Pool here.
	I like using our Army for good instead of just my high-viz shirts, which, by the way, is going to cost me a fucking fortune, I realized.
	I agreed to send everyone a free shirt who gave me a shirt.
	These people would have bought the shirts on their own.
	I think the cost, bare bones cost, is like 22 bucks or something to make and mail a shirt.
	So about 20 people did it.
	It's going to be like 500 bucks.
	And we could have made that money.
	Yeah.
	I'm a good businessman.
	I'm making money for everyone.
	Yeah.
	You sure can, buddy.
	Good idea, boss.
	I'm the boss of the show.
	I don't need you guys.
	Hey, parents, it's Jill from Prague, You Kids.
	Brace yourselves.
	Christopher Ruffo has broken news that last year, the School District of Philadelphia's Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Office sent emails out to teachers encouraging them To go to a conference about BDSM, kink, transsex, and more.
	How about the fucking name of this conference?
	Banging Beyond Binaries.
	Wow.
	Banging.
	They went to a banging conference.
	A fucking conference.
	We'd like you to go to a fucking conference, please.
	Okay, don't swear.
	No, no, no, I'm not swearing.
	That's what it's called.
	Oh, I got a banging conference for you, all right?
	Go ahead.
	The school district author.
	Oh, that was it.
	Oh.
	Oh, yeah, so this is what I want to ask the fans for.
	I want to put together a compilation of all the people involved with Drag Queen Story Hour who ended up getting sex charges.
	Now, I've done ones on Antifa, and those, their links to pedophilia.
	But this one is specifically, they either did Drag Queen Story Hour, or they heavily advocated for it, or they helped organize it, and then were later found to have problems with sex with kids.
	3-0, we have an example of this.
	Actually, I don't know if he's a Drag Queen dude, but he was a Portland-area far-left pedophile has been arrested in Vancouver, Washington for alleged child sex crimes, and, of course, urinating in the milkshake mixture served to people in the Arby's where he worked.
	Detectives are asking potential victims of Stephen Sharp to come forward.
	See, you've got to understand that these people are anti-tradition because they know that they're deviants.
	So if they can make tradition and Middle America seem like evil, fascist, horrible shit, then they're normalized.
	He's a long history of expressing extreme hatred of law enforcement, and he was a big supporter of Black Lives Matter and hated the Proud Boys.
	What are the Proud Boys group?
	Do we have a band?
	There he is, looking awesome.
	Fuck the police, of course.
	And what does he say?
	Oh, that's the charges.
	Keep going.
	Fuck Nazis.
	I'm seeing another pattern here with Proud Boys critics, these stalkers that follow the club, and links to pedophilia and other deviant behavior.
	We have a whole folder of teachers we never cracked open.
	Oh my god, I forgot all about that.
	We could probably find your chick with the hand tattoo.
	Oh, that guy.
	Oh, my name's Josh.
	Oh, my God.
	I was a camp counselor for one week.
	There she is.
	Guys.
	I have a hand tattoo.
	I bought a dress shirt, like a short-sleeve dress shirt at HM.
	And every time I looked in the mirror, I saw that.
	It's something about the shape.
	It's very lesbian.
	Yeah.
	Don't shop at HM, folks.
	What ethnicity is she even?
	She's got a lot of words.
	Polish.
	Eastern European.
	Oh, wow, that's so true.
	Easy peasy.
	There's names.
	All right, let's jump to COVID.
	Last subject before we get to the mailbag and the final vid.
	COVID is back.
	I didn't know that.
	As a subject.
	Very exciting.
	If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese.
	Chinese vibrant.
	Chinese asshole.
	Just keep your hands off my dog.
	So go to 3-2 here.
	I thought this was an incredibly astute point.
	It's not haughty, at all, hoary at all.
	Big Pharma made $500 billion with COVID-19.
	They are hooked to the new business model.
	Release and vaccinate.
	The next pandemic is coming.
	Monkeypox?
	Now, big business is, when they get to a certain size, they become a government in and of themselves.
	What happens when the government has a department, say the Department of Human Rights?
	Do you think they're going to look around and go, well, it looks like men and women are pretty much equal and racism is pretty much done.
	Let's pack up shop and tell the government they can keep their money.
	Obviously not.
	They keep expanding and expanding and expanding.
	So it's the same with big pharma.
	It's a government and governments never shrink.
	Go back.
	Hold on, slow down.
	Speaking of monkeypox today, the U.S. government just exercised purchase orders on 13 million monkeypox vaccines done through the U.S. Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority, BARDA.
	And then what was the link you were going to show?
	Gay men could be offered monkeypox vaccine in targeted rollout as experts fear dozens of infected patients are slipping under the radar.
	We've got our new COVID, folks, and it's monkeypox.
	11.
	I love how they shout the word 11 in there, too.
	Shout out.
	Where?
	11.
	11!
	So we used to call it AIDS, but it's called monkeypox now.
	And it started in Britain, and it's coming here, and we're going to have more lockdowns, more masks.
	And you can either acquiesce and become a sheep that makes Big Pharma 500 billion, or you can say, no, I'm not doing that.
	They can't arrest us all.
	They can't fire us all.
	So what's 3.3?
	It's the same point again, I believe.
	Next link.
	Oh, Bill Gates warns of smallpox terror attacks and are just leaders to use germ games to prepare.
	Next.
	Why the fuck anyone gives a shit what some random nerd who made a shitty operating system.
	You know what my dad told me when he was in school, computers were, you know, the hot thing in science and physics.
	And one of their assignments in class was to make an operating system.
	It's not magic, but that's his whole thing.
	He came up with a shitty operating system and monopolized it.
	And now he's one of the richest men in the world.
	Now he's telling us what to do.
	What was the second picture there?
	The first.
	This is the second.
	Okay.
	You can just show me that.
	Oh, that's you.
	Bill Gates has warned that governments must prepare for future pandemics.
	Microsoft Feneros go for the formation of a new billion-dollar WHO pandemic task force.
	The WHO, of course, run by China, ironically, with a mentally Deficient Ethiopian man or Somalian?
	Ethiopian, I can't remember.
	Terrible loser country in shithole, Africa.
	Wait, what are you doing?
	You're all over the place.
	Go back to the monkeys.
	So the WHO is the bastion of incompetence.
	But anyway, three monkeys that escaped were captured after Pennsylvania crashed.
	So they're going to give us some fucking...
	Just like a bad pandemic movie, they're going to have some exotic animal and say, oh, it bit someone you all have to hide.
	Carrying a hissing monkey that escaped a truck.
	This is right out of the one with Dustin Hoffman in it.
	Outbreak, was it?
	Yeah.
	They're stealing from Hollywood movies.
	In fact, I think it may have been the monkeys may have gotten out of a truck.
	I feel like there was a guy who was like, hey, little guy, and then ow!
	From the truck, it went, that sounds familiar.
	Yeah.
	Go to 3.5.
	Leopards apparently also might bite us and give the whole world an outbreak of.
	And again, COVID did exist.
	I'm not denying that it exists, but it was mostly hurt olds and fats.
	And the message there is you can't stop being old, but you can stop being fat.
	So if it was an act of God, which it was in a sense, you know, it's natural to have these sort of purges once in a while, sort of like a forest fire, but biological.
	The lesson was you're too fat.
	Stop being a fat pig.
	Although I'm jealous of you fat pigs getting to eat a cheeseburger right now.
	Justin, G7 Health Minister is to take part in a pandemic exercise in Germany simulating a fast-spreading and dangerous outbreak of a smallpox virus originating from the leopards.
	I see.
	That's a cool graphic.
	I'd rather have a leopard disease than a monkey disease.
	Me too.
	Yeah, monkey just sounds bad and pox sounds bad too.
	AIDS ruined all monkey diseases forever.
	I want a leopard disease.
	I want a black panther disease.
	I want to fuck a black dude.
	What, did I just say that out loud?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Edit that out.
	You said that.
	That was a joke.
	It's just a joke.
	You've been saying that once every episode for...
	As a joke, Ryan.
	I don't know.
	You need to get a sense of humor.
	I don't want to suck a gorgeous black cock.
	I was here.
	It's a joke.
	Please, it's a fucking joke.
	You really try to convince them.
	Do you have time for quick good news?
	Not even a segment.
	Just quick good news.
	Remember our old buddy that we now don't like because he cucked for Heidegger?
	Yeah.
	This is what he's been up to with his new project.
	He should be doing the same time.
	The guy fucking killed him on video.
	About the Derek Chauvin trial.
	It's great.
	And not funny.
	Very serious.
	Everything woke turns to shit.
	Way to go.
	It's so shit.
	God, he was so funny and weird.
	And now he's like, there's so much racism in the projects.
	Now, to be fair, I've seen that he did go to Ukraine, but I scrubbed in the video.
	Do you have any vice now?
	It looks...
	It's not interesting.
	He doesn't do anything fun.
	It's all serious.
	It's literally pushing agenda.
	It's vice.
	We have a good news topic because of this dude taking the place of similar journalism.
	Oh, you really suck at this.
	I can't speak, but I can show.
	So this is Brandon Buckingham.
	He was at Creator Clash.
	Blood feud.
	He's covering the Joe Biden inauguration.
	He trolls people.
	We actually have precedent over this area, so you guys have like a press pass you can show us?
	Yeah, sure.
	Let's see it.
	Flash the badge.
	Bye.
	I'm the real media organization around here.
	You can leave, partner.
	You have no masks.
	What's your name?
	Please leave.
	You guys don't own?
	This is the public square?
	I don't care.
	So he's trolling.
	You guys don't own?
	Do you remember this fight?
	I've never seen in my life.
	Yeah, we actually showed this on our show once.
	Right off Santa Monica Pier two days ago.
	Tagging motherfuckers.
	He's healing him in the face.
	Remember that?
	Don't do that again.
	Oh, yeah.
	It was like a really weak, weird fight, but then there was like...
	Oh, yeah, it went on forever, and it was awkward and gay.
	He was the one who caught that footage, so he's been around for a while, but he's out there making out with, getting pepper sprayed, making out with fatties, black fatties throwing up sand.
	It's rock and roll.
	He's squeezing.
	He's fat chicks and puking.
	It's amazing.
	That's not very body positive.
	Acting like the man in New York.
	This one was really funny if I could just show a clip of him bothering this guy.
	You just visited, aren't you?
	Yes.
	You're new in town?
	Yes.
	You run this place?
	No.
	Didn't think so.
	Take this on Flaw.
	I want you to just move it along, yeah?
	What are you doing?
	What do you like to do there, wise guy?
	Nothing.
	Nothing?
	No.
	Oh, so you're a big shot, yeah?
	No.
	Embarrassing.
	Major sprinkles.
	That's the sprinkles.
	He's a fucking, and he totally takes the place of that cuck-ass Andrew guy.
	His shirt sucked.
	It was terrible quality.
	And he just came out with a full video on the Creator Clash.
	He did the job that I was supposed to do down there.
	He got tons of great footage, interviews with Sam.
	So check him out.
	Brandon Buckingham.
	And when he gets banned, we're going to snag him up.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Let's get mealybaggy.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	This one is called Pornstar Death.
	It's kind of a good name for this episode, maybe.
	And a bad name, too.
	So we have The Radicals are mainstream, Tit-Lips, and Pornstar Death.
	Not sure which one we'll choose.
	The New York Post had an article today about the death of adult male performer Logan Long.
	Isn't it weird like those guys who are really into porn and go to porn conventions?
	But the even weirder thing is when they're into males, but they're not gay, they're just like, man, Logan Long, he really knows how to fuck bitches.
	Great cock, great fuck scenes, big loads.
	Some of the best loads around.
	I got his autograph at the last porn convention.
	He signed a DVD.
	Yummy, I'm gay.
	I thought maybe you could have a moment of silence for him on the show And read the heartwarming statement below from one of his colleagues.
	I've watched the video of Logan Long peeing on me five times today.
	I'm so fucking sad.
	He was such a great guy.
	Goodbye, Logan Long.
	Justin wants us to check out some sprinkles.
	Are we dubious or are we dubious?
	I've screened all these emails, so yes, it is.
	It's good.
	I've seen it a hundred times, but it's funny.
	At this point, we're sitting next to each other on the edge of the couch.
	I was on the edge of the couch.
	I was just sitting there on this carpet, looking at the dirty carpet, wondering how I wound up.
	I lose my balance.
	Funny.
	Pretty good.
	Funny gal.
	Funny gal.
	I have found a fish that is arguably cooler than the mantis shrimp you will never get.
	We are really fucking up on that mantis shrimp, I will concede.
	It's called the Tetradon embu puffer, commonly referred to as the giant freshwater puffer fish due to its massive size growth of 26 inches.
	It has teeth that chew through clam shells and crabs.
	I like quabs.
	I'm surprised more animals can't do that.
	I guess bugs fill you up.
	Check out some feeding videos.
	They do not fuck around.
	I've seen this little guy.
	Ryan, make sure the knobs on your mic are tight.
	They're getting loose.
	Interesting.
	He's mocking you for the way you constantly adjust those things.
	Oh, yes.
	Some good teeth.
	Cool.
	What's the minimum amount of money it would take for you to bank Sylvia?
	I'm not into making sex jokes about a 79-year-old woman.
	A lot of people angry about Sylvia.
	Get her off the show.
	I just like to say, fuck you.
	Here's one I've been meaning to get to.
	This is pretty interesting here.
	You got it wrong.
	Why A?
	Gavun.
	Clearly, you know that the media puts their less than honest spin on everything, and so you always need to be skeptical of the narrative.
	Do your own research.
	One thing you're still misinformed about is the pulse shooting.
	The FBI's investigation determined that being a gay club had nothing to do with it.
	By reading his text messages, the FBI found that he simply Googled downtown Orlando nightclubs, and Pulse was one of the results.
	Yeah, but he probably saw the results, and then he also saw that it was a gay bar.
	And he was like, oh, kill two fags with one stone.
	His main motive was that Obama had drone-striked an ISIS leader after a month, an ISIS leader a month prior, and this was his retaliation.
	During the shooting, he even pledged his allegiance to ISIS.
	All of this info is right there on Wikipedia, which you know has a left-wing bias.
	So if they're willing to concede this, it must be true.
	I suggest reading the whole entry.
	There's lots of information not mentioned in the mainstream version of events.
	You should have realized that something was fishy about his story when a group of leftist identitarians, the gays, leveraged it as a way to claim victimhood.
	What I'm really trying to say is you made it with Milo on false pretenses and you got AIDS.
	Now, all for nothing.
	It's monkeypox.
	We don't know that.
	He Googled a nightclub.
	The two are not mutually exclusive.
	He saw Obama strike down.
	My fucking mouth is falling apart here.
	That's the problem with these long shows.
	He saw Obama murder one of his mentors, his ISIS leaders, and that pissed him off.
	Agreed.
	He Googled nightclubs.
	Agreed.
	He saw one of the top nightclubs was also a gay bar.
	I hate gays too.
	I'm Muslim.
	So let's have at it.
	So that's not the slam dunk you think it should be.
	Let's get to the final video before I completely lose the ability to speak English.
	Correct.
	We've been getting a lot of people writing in and asking us, Gavin, how can I hide a coin and a lollipop in a hot pepper in a carrot and then cover it in sunflower seeds and make it look like it's not there?
	Right.
	I hate getting those emails.
	And I'm sick of people asking us this.
	So I just, I did it once and for all.
	And now you can use this to do it yourself at home.
	So first you take the coin, first you cut a hole in the pepper, then you put the lollipop on top of it, then you cover it in putty, okay?
	Sand the putty down, smooth it out, then paint it red pepper again, let that dry, stick it in a hollowed-out carrot, right?
	Then you glue the carrot shut, you sand it, the seam, then you paint the seam, and then you paint most of the carrots who looks the same.
	Then take the carrot, stick it in a hole, cover in sunflower seeds, glue that with crazy glue, and then you chip away at it, okay, until it's basically flat.
	Use some putty, paint it brown, and then it's called trumpe loi.
	It's a French technique to make fake wood finish.
	And then you will have your coin in a lollipop, a coin and a lollipop, in a pepper, in a carrot, covered in sunflower seeds, in a table.
	Okay?
	Stop asking me now.
	TGIF, have a great weekend.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.
	Well, the furniture's the same, but the menus rearranged.
	And you're just crazy.
	Dinash thinks he's a toad.
	So move.
	We don't know what he's planning.

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