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May 23, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S4E119 - THE CUSP OF CULPABILITY

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	It's with you.
	There's nothing I cannot like the way you move.
	I've been trying, but I can't hide it from you.
	Hi, guys.
	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
	I'm a little sunburnt from the baseball game yesterday, my kids' baseball game.
	I have two boys in baseball.
	One is as good as the MLB.
	I mean, he himself is one of the top three players in our community.
	But kids, teenage kids after puberty hits, you're just watching MLB.
	Like, they hit it out of the park, literally and figuratively.
	So that's fun.
	The nine-year-olds, not so much.
	Inning one, we were winning, 7-4.
	They tied it up.
	The next inning, 7-7.
	Then the third inning, what did the score become?
	27-7.
	And it was 90 degrees.
	My nine-year-old was the catcher.
	And the throws were unfathomably bad.
	Like 10 feet over the fucking batter four or five times in a row.
	And when it's that shitty, you kind of look at the dad like, what's this?
	What the fuck am I looking at here?
	This is Baba Bowie's opening pitch again and again and again.
	Have you ever played Catch with Your Son?
	What the fuck?
	Oh, I don't have a pen.
	Here I go.
	So that was grim.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Opening song, Surf Curse, band from Reno, formed a few years ago.
	They're in LA now.
	Kind of groovy.
	Good vibes.
	It's funny that we get baby monsters complaining about my taste of music when 90% of the songs I play are from baby monsters.
	So you're mad at yourselves.
	What do you think of this pocket square and this tie?
	I like it.
	I was just looking at it.
	It's not the same maroon.
	I think that's fine.
	Yeah, it's kind of a black thing to be perfectly, to have your pocket square perfectly match your tie.
	I think it looks a little juvenile.
	Yeah, it's still like in the same realm.
	Like it's a different shade of the same thing.
	Well, some people suggest you go right outside the box, like black polka dots.
	Yeah.
	So I think I should have done that.
	No.
	This is too close.
	It's like red and pink.
	Ryan and I are still fasting.
	Today is the last day.
	Fast last.
	Now, I've got some confessions to make.
	I've been drinking beer.
	Every day.
	Usually four or five over the course of the day.
	By night, my stomach is so uncomfortable and I'm so miserable and so hungry that I'll drink a bourbon to get to sleep and because it numbs the pain.
	I would describe my feelings as very sad.
	I feel like I'm divorced.
	I feel like feeling upset.
	This is what it must feel like to be bankrupt.
	To have a sick, well, not a sick kid, that's much worse, but you know what I mean.
	To be sued into bankruptcy, I would imagine, really sucks.
	It's not particularly painful.
	It's just like, I always say that to guys going bald.
	Dude, stop bumming out.
	You're just one lower.
	Like, say you were a six, now you're a five.
	Oh, well.
	So it's sort of like that.
	Like my happiness generally is probably about a 77%.
	And this past five days, it's been a 55%.
	It's gone down 20%.
	How do you feel, Ryan?
	Pretty good.
	It's all mental for me.
	Well, I should make clear that Ryan has done a much better job than me.
	And I have more confessions to make, by the way.
	On Saturday, we were cleaning up and one of my kids had a pesto bow tie pasta.
	I ate it.
	Yeah.
	Last night, as I was cleaning up, I ate a Cheeto.
	On Friday, I grabbed a piece of salad, like a little piece of salad, which, by the way, showed up in my feces, not my feces, my explosive diarrhea the next day.
	So with the beers and the whiskey and like, dude, the smallest snacks imaginable.
	And it's not like you go, oh.
	Yeah.
	Like you eat a Cheeto, it's fucking delicious.
	You feel like you caught a grasshopper on naked and afraid.
	But you don't feel good after.
	It doesn't do anything.
	You know, I hear people telling me that you've been doing it actually in hard mode because you're resetting.
	You're supposed to just be like eating fat, eating fat, and you can go forever like that until you're like emaciated.
	But Bobby Sands, I think, went like 47 days.
	Yeah, that's easy to do, apparently.
	If you're fat, you could just not eat.
	It's true.
	And you swear on your baby's life.
	On my baby's life.
	But besides that little thing of salsa, and I've even put myself through tests where I, you know, the NYU graduation, I watched her eat chicken tenders with delicious looking fries.
	The barbecue sauce, I would just go, I would love to do that.
	But I watched her eat Popeyes yesterday and just sat there.
	And Instagram lived it, so that way it's proof.
	When she was done with it, and then fucking.
	I took the kids to Elevation Burger yesterday where I could have got that burger with the cheese and the egg on it.
	Yeah.
	You took me there once it ruled.
	They have hand-cut fries, which are becoming an endangered species.
	And then I just had to, my youngest didn't, my oldest had already eaten.
	He didn't tell me.
	And then the youngest wasn't interested in his fries.
	You know, they're coming out of a heat wave, so no one has an appetite.
	So I took these unbelievably delicious hand-cut fries and I put them in the garbage.
	Or when I do pancake morning, right?
	I make my kids pancakes every Sunday and they do shapes and I take requests.
	So I'm doing a gorilla tag, they're eating gorilla tag, and then it gets clogged.
	I made it a little too thick.
	So what I usually do for those is I suck out the clog and then I swallow it because it's fucking delicious.
	This time I had to suck out the clog and then spit it into a mug.
	Wow.
	Well, that's good, man.
	That's good dedication.
	But yeah, yet again, I think you've had a harder run of it than me.
	Haven't been hungry once.
	Mentally starving.
	You know what I mean?
	I just, I want to.
	Don't you have that?
	Like right now, I have this sort of vacuum feel.
	I don't.
	Because I've been downing this fucking electrolyte mix.
	Oh, I had Gatorade, too.
	Right, right.
	Oh, and here's another thing while we're on this subject.
	Every morning I'd have coffee with milk and sugar.
	I think you're doing worse for yourself than good, actually.
	That's what I've been told.
	I have no idea.
	I've never done this before.
	I also noticed yesterday I had huge bags under my eyes.
	It's not so bad today, but I was like Soros.
	Have you weighed yourself recently?
	I weighed myself on Friday, and I was down from 199 to 197.
	Okay.
	I only lost three pounds.
	You lost eight, right?
	Eight and a half, yeah.
	I'm at 171.5 this morning after my diarrhea, which has just been nonstop.
	It's been nonstop.
	Oh, yeah, that was another weird thing.
	So I text Ryan from my son's baseball game, and I go, I have the weirdest aching in my rectum.
	Yeah.
	Like, not my anal lips, but it felt like someone punched me in the butthole.
	Like, I had a black boyfriend who was in a bad mood.
	Yeah, I was proud of this.
	I said, it looks like you, it feels like you walked a mile in Milo's ass.
	Yes.
	And then we're talking about diarrhea, and I said, Tom Petty was wrong.
	The wiping is the hardest part.
	I was like, I'm on fire right now.
	Yeah, it's a very, it was a strange, dull ache.
	It wasn't very specific.
	And then you didn't have, you said you had at the same time, but you didn't mean that.
	I had wipe rash, basically.
	Don't you use a bidet?
	Yeah, but then to dry it.
	And then it's just constantly.
	It's some yellow.
	Yellow, just bile, I suppose.
	And there's a lot of toxins in your fat, so when you're losing fat, the toxins are getting flushed out of you.
	I've done a lot of research.
	So instead of eating and stuff, I'm just like, I get myself more hyped and more hyped into it to be like a challenge.
	And I'm doing good.
	Yeah.
	Well, I didn't do any good, I don't think.
	Like all those stupid beers and everything, I'm just like weaker.
	It's bad for the body.
	But what's strange is we talked about this last week when we started it, and we didn't even read his fucking letter.
	Right.
	I have that.
	That was stupid.
	That was.
	I'll tell you one thing, though.
	People say, why don't you try to get baby monsters onto it?
	I ain't getting involved in that litigation.
	Someone fucking starves to death or, you know, their diabetes.
	They don't take the proper insulin.
	And next thing you know, it was because I told them to.
	No, thanks.
	You want to fast?
	You want to do anything medical to yourself?
	That's on you.
	Disclaimer.
	Disclaimer.
	Don't try this at home.
	So let's read the letter.
	Okay.
	It's from Make America Stop Hate.
	Got it on my thing here.
	Get it going.
	And just click here and open that up.
	That's loading.
	And then I think you passed it, but okay.
	So here, real quick, I wanted to bring this up too.
	So Dinesh D'Souza came up with this concept for the painting, and this person did it.
	The painting.
	Remind me to tell you about Nick Ousted in a second.
	Maybe we should just jump to the meandering after this.
	But blow it up there.
	My name is Ethan Ordean.
	I'm January 6th Political Prisoner.
	Spiritual Fast During this time we'll be praying for truth that it be revealed and made known to our nation.
	Strength.
	So we can continue fighting what we believe now to be a spiritual battle that has clearly manifested itself and for God to take complete authority over our situation.
	God says, when two or more are gathered, I am with you.
	So we encourage you to join us in prayer or if you feel so inclined, join us in our fast.
	Thank you for all your love, letters, and support during these difficult and trying times.
	By God's grace and mercy, we are upheld and remain steadfast to continue in the hope of our Lord.
	We try to encourage one another and we struggle to endure, but we know there are so many of you out there concerned for us and fighting for our freedom every single day.
	It means everything to us.
	I couldn't have read that.
	Then they have their chosen scriptures of the day.
	So we're going to get to that in a bit.
	I don't like going out of the order of this.
	I spend hours on this brief show shit prep.
	And when I hop around, it kills the plan.
	So I promise you we're going to get to the meandering, new news on that.
	We got monkeypox coming up.
	Johnny and Amber.
	LGBTQ buffalo shooting.
	But we should just get this out of the way.
	Everyone's talking about it.
	I feel obligated.
	This stupid fight in the airport.
	The moral of this story here is it's like a gun.
	If you're going to pull out your gun and point at someone, shoot.
	Don't take your gun out if you're not going to shoot it.
	Similarly, don't start a fight with a slap.
	If you are ready to throw hands, your first shot, you're going for a knockout.
	You don't slap someone.
	Boom, you get one in the head.
	You haven't been hit before.
	Then you get another in the head.
	And then...
	He split him open.
	He split him open.
	Just from the two punches, man.
	Like, there are, I should, there are times, like, bleeding like a stuck pig.
	And then he's going to come at him again.
	So he doesn't get some more.
	I mean, you can't, like, Max slap someone in prison once.
	There are times when you're in total 100% control and someone's below you and you just slap them like, fuck off.
	Like a chick or something.
	But as far as like, you're throwing down with this guy.
	That guy's screwed.
	Certainly fired.
	Fired so fired.
	He attacks him first.
	Yeah.
	Well, you don't know first.
	We never know with these videos.
	We don't know what that guy was doing, but everyone runs with it.
	In breaking news, I saw the new Matrix.
	Isn't that interesting, folks at home, telling you about movies that you saw 8 million years ago?
	I don't know.
	It was on TV, and my youngest boy was there, and we wanted to hang out, so we watched it together.
	He's nine, and he goes, this sucks.
	I didn't get very far into it, yeah.
	I didn't politicize my first two kids because I thought, I don't want them to rebel against me and become a liberal in their old age.
	And then I saw other guys red-pilling their kids, and I regret not doing it.
	Because now I have to explain everything like the Black Wall Street and hidden figures and all this shit they're being fed and internment camps.
	So with this kid, I'm saying the quiet part out loud.
	I'm like, this movie's so woke.
	And I mean, I'm not bombarding him.
	He's nine.
	But we went to see Rogue One when it came out in theaters, and there was like an Asian and a black guy, lots of black guys, and a woman and a blind person.
	And you're like, who's the hero?
	When I saw Star Wars as a kid, there was Luke Skywalker.
	There was Han Solo and Princess Leia, but they were Ancillary.
	We had a good guy.
	This is like 50 million.
	Well, Neil was the good guy.
	Yeah, he was the main good guy-ish.
	Well, it's about love, and it's straight people.
	That's pretty trad.
	No, it's not traditional at all.
	This chick, Trinity, has a husband and kids.
	Two boys she has.
	My boy's age.
	And she finds out it's a computer thing, and she's like, yeah, I had a sense of that.
	Bye.
	Fucks off her family.
	These are my kids.
	I love them.
	Really?
	They're a computer program.
	Bye.
	If someone told me my kids were a computer simulation, I'd go, okay, guess I'm living in a computer simulation then.
	Yeah.
	Like, what the fuck?
	It's anti-family.
	This tranny who wrote it wants to promote abandoning your children.
	Tranny's plural, I believe.
	Right.
	And guess what the evil corporation that controls everything in the world is called?
	Trump Co.
	The binary.
	Oh, pretty subtle, huh?
	It's like an avatar where the fossil fuel they all want is called unobtainium.
	Very creative, guys.
	And then all the generals, like the patent, the general patent of the resistance is black woman.
	It's fucking, keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.
	Jada Pinkett Smith.
	She's the general.
	Black woman.
	No, she's not.
	And her friend, the other fucking military expert, is also...
	Like, that's her.
	She controls the resistance with her great wisdom and her dreads.
	She's not balding.
	What a fuck.
	And there's an Asian chick, of course, saving the day.
	Even the bad guy is a good guy, and we have to get involved in his life.
	Everything woke turns to shit.
	I thought it was interesting they broke the fourth wall and said why they were doing this movie.
	In the first scene, he's like, Warner Brothers is going to make a game without you.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They did all that.
	Whoa.
	You're watching a movie with someone going, I don't want to be here.
	I'm contractually obligated.
	It's sort of like seeing a band, and they're like, we didn't want to be here tonight.
	But our contract says we have to play this show for you, faggots.
	Anyway, here we go.
	You probably like this shit.
	That sounds awesome, actually.
	In that context, that sounds really cool.
	But I also saw 2,000 mules.
	What the fuck took me so long?
	I don't know.
	Look, I give you guys a lot with this show.
	I pour my heart out and try to keep it fun and interesting.
	So by the time I get home and play with the kids and practice baseball and gossip with my daughter and have dinner and clean up and all that shit, I don't do much cleaning up.
	I'm fucking beat.
	I just want to watch like a documentary, a freak scene, a dinosaur junior documentary in Drink Bourbon alone at Gavstav.
	But I had done so much good stuff on the weekend that I felt I could indulge myself on Sunday and I watched this.
	It is irrefutable the election was stolen.
	I had my doubts before this movie.
	I don't have them anymore.
	And as a sort of an ex-liberal, my whole thing watching it was, where are our mules?
	Where are our...
	They go to old folks' home and they're like, they told us we had to vote or we'd be in big trouble.
	I'm like, we should have done that.
	They sent in ballots from dead people.
	Where were our dead ballots?
	And then all the old school conservatives say to me, because we don't love, when they go low, we don't know.
	When they go low, we have to go lower.
	It's sort of like proud boys.
	They go, what did you allow for the violence?
	I'm like, the violence was there.
	It was irrevocable.
	There it is.
	It's unassailable.
	It's beyond the shadow of a doubt.
	It's there.
	So what are you going to do?
	Let it happen or stand up for yourself?
	And it's the same with elections.
	Sorry, they're over.
	They're ruined.
	We're a Zimbabwe now.
	We're a third world country, a shithole country.
	So let's start acting like one.
	It's kill or be killed at this point.
	We need to steal elections.
	We need to cheat.
	Allegedly.
	But here's the crazy part.
	I'm sorry.
	Here's the smoking gun.
	As they were putting in these ballots that they harvested, that they didn't steal.
	They were real ballots.
	It was like a dead person or someone who didn't want to vote.
	So the ballots were actual names.
	But they're putting in like three to 20 at a time.
	They had gloves on.
	The second they were done putting it in, they took the gloves off and put them in the garbage.
	That is the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.
	Why did you have gloves on?
	Now, in the movie, we discover that the FBI had caught some people doing voter fraud via fingerprints.
	The next day, because they have all this CCTV footage, the next day you start seeing them wear the blue gloves.
	And they wear them for the rest of the election.
	And every single time, gloves come off, go in the garbage.
	Now, explain to me why an innocent person who was just getting his friends, you're allowed to bring in, like, if I'm going to hand in my mail-in vote, I'm allowed to bring my wife's, my uncle's.
	Okay, this wasn't that, but say it was.
	Why would you wear blue gloves?
	Well, because of COVID.
	Okay, why did you take them off immediately after you put the ballots in?
	No one else is wearing gloves.
	Just, and 100% of these ballot harvesters are wearing the gloves, by the way.
	I'm not talking about one or two.
	So Dinesh D'Souza is a starling, just like me.
	He came down here with no natural enemies, and he's just fucking kicking ass and taking names.
	The way they did this was just so impressive.
	I never would have pulled it off in a million years.
	They got the cell phone data.
	They follow these guys.
	They have all the footage, and it's put together beautifully.
	It's very concise, too.
	It's not a long movie at all.
	What a masterpiece.
	And now that the shit is hitting the fan, it's so fucking effective.
	These women are, these mules are singing like birds.
	Tweet, tweety.
	Law enforcement raids, nonprofits, and 2000 mules ballot trafficking investigation.
	Like Tweety Birds, they sang.
	See, this is the thing about law enforcement, too.
	They're inept and lazy these days.
	So really, all they want to do is not be embarrassed.
	Like, that's why cops tell you, if you shoot someone on your lawn, drag them into your house.
	If you want to make a fake suicide, it's easy.
	Just put the gun in their hand.
	We're not going to look into it.
	Aren't you embarrassed?
	I remember Jack Kvorki.
	And remember that guy who was giving people peaceful deaths by injecting them?
	No one cared.
	The FBI was leaving him alone.
	Then he went on 60 minutes and he bragged and he made the FBI look bad.
	Jail.
	And this is exactly what Dinesh D'Souza did.
	He made them look inept.
	Someone got embarrassed.
	That's all they care about, especially when you get above beat cop.
	All they care about is how they're perceived and what will affect their next promotion.
	So he was affecting promotions and that affects change.
	So let's hope this has an effect during the midterms.
	If people start going to jail for this, it will not happen as often.
	There has to be repercussions, obviously.
	Also in the pre-show news, the live show tickets are selling like hotcakes.
	Get your tickets now.
	You should come.
	It'll be fun.
	Yes.
	The VIP meet and greet is sold out.
	Sick.
	But yeah, it's going to be a, it's not just going to be a funny show.
	You're also going to be in a community.
	That's one great thing about the Proud Boys and other clubs is you're in the room and you're like, I can relax.
	I'm with my people.
	You'll be with your people, even when you go down for breakfast at the hotel.
	Just hanging out.
	Show the real again, Ryan.
	We won't show the whole thing, but it gets you pumped.
	Gets you fucking pumped.
	So it's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't done.
	And I can't tell you how many times I said, ah, I can't be bothered.
	I got something that weekend.
	And then I don't go.
	And forever after that, I go, why the fuck didn't I just go?
	It would have been fun.
	I've never missed a Westfest, ever.
	Thank God.
	And I remember when I was a punk kid, we lived in the burbs.
	So going to the city for a show was like, oh, I got to get on the bus.
	How the fuck am I going to get back?
	I got to get the last bus back.
	It's only a 30-minute drive.
	It takes like an hour and a half by bus.
	Then I would go to the show, be in the pit, covered in sweat.
	I'd go, thank fucking God I came here.
	That's what you'll be doing.
	It's like Braveheart says.
	You can go and you'll live for now.
	But how much would you pay?
	How much would you give from this day to that to go back and be here and say, you can take our lives, but you'll never take our freedom.
	That was one of the worst renditions of one of the greatest speeches in the history of TV.
	Violent protests over a speaker on campus here in New York City.
	He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.
	He's the co-founder of Vice.
	So Blaine's Media no longer has a relationship with Gavin McInnes, and also YouTube decided to delete McGinnis' account, leaving the Vice Media co-founder without any major social media platforms.
	So like Gavin is considering we can dig that up.
	Before we get to the news, though, there's a lot of non-news going on.
	Like I consider it big that Hillary Clinton has been caught behind the Russia probe.
	She was caught okaying the FBI getting this fake dossier.
	I don't know about you, but I don't feel like this is getting any legs.
	Hillary O'Keege sharing Trump, Russia, quote-unquote data, completely fabricated data.
	Don't show the video.
	Hillary Clinton personally authorized her campaign to share since debunked computer data linking Donald Trump with a Russian bank, according to a bombshell testimony from her 2016 campaign manager, Friday.
	I think everyone's like, yeah, yeah, we know.
	We know she's corrupt.
	We just wanted her to beat Trump because she's a woman.
	That's all.
	I thought her campaign manager was Podesta.
	Podesta was involved.
	But Robbie Mook was her campaign manager.
	I don't know.
	I guess Podesta was like the campaign shithead.
	Pedophile, allegedly.
	Another dead story is this UFO shit.
	Now, it's kind of a misnomer.
	UFO just means unidentified flying objects.
	So there are objects we can't figure out what that was.
	That's all it is.
	It doesn't necessarily mean an alien ship.
	But we're getting closer to discovering that there were aliens in the sky, and no one cares.
	Remember, it's come in waves, too.
	There was this footage that the Air Force released, and Rogan was all over that, but that died.
	And now we have all this unclassified documents coming out saying that there's UFOs, and we still don't care.
	And I thought this homo summed it up pretty well.
	Care that aliens are real, or am I missing something?
	Yeah, no.
	Most people are worried about making ends meet for the month because the economy is the lowest it's been in a hot minute, all while the government uses the puppets in the media to point us against each other in the great oppression wars, while also convincing large chunk of people, utilizing fear that they should be codependent on the government because they've got their backs as we lose our rights one by one,
	because it makes much more sense to be comfortable with conditional inclusion and group thinking than to just take our consequences for our moral decisions as individuals.
	Yeah, no one cares about floating shit in the sky, man.
	Just let it happen.
	That person's gay, right?
	Yeah.
	They seem to have like a thing around their neck that looked like a marine military thing.
	Yummy, I'm gay.
	Oh, speaking of Owen Benjamin 1-8, he's like, why do we care about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard?
	Johnny Depp is with Roman Polanski, who raped a 13-year-old in the ass, and Amber Heard's a useless Me Too lying whore.
	He goes, they could both die tomorrow, and I would laugh my head off.
	He said, if Johnny Depp got hit by a bus and all his scarves were splattered all over the front of the bus, I'd sleep like a baby.
	Baby, hot take on Amber Heard versus Depp case.
	They both suck.
	It's like you're trying to get people to back a satanic, evil actor named Johnny Depp, who promoted a pedophile who chose to be in the Ninth Gate, directed by an active pedophile.
	Roman Polanski drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl in her ass.
	Fact.
	He was convicted by an American court.
	So he flees to France and everybody is defending him.
	And Johnny Depp chooses to do a satanic movie with Roman Polanski, who fucked a 13-year-old girl in her ass after drugging her.
	I know I'm being vulgar.
	I know.
	But it is vulgar.
	I'm not just going to say, oh, he was convicted of pedicundan.
	No, what did he do?
	That's what he did.
	And look at what we're talking about now.
	We're talking about the world of 13-year-old girls getting married.
	The world we're in right now, Jewish directors feed them drugs and fuck them in their ass and then go to France.
	And these girls have to watch the whole world defend Roman Polanski as being a genius.
	Johnny Depp defends Roman Polanski, gets in his movies.
	Johnny Depp brings the concept of adrenochrome to the world as he plays the role of one of the most disgusting men who's ever lived named Hunter S. Thompson.
	Johnny Depp has got darkness all over him.
	Sick fuck.
	And then you have Amber Heard, a victim-y, bullshit, money-grubbing bitch that everybody has an Amber Heard that they've known in their life.
	So now can you turn down that speaker here?
	The neighbors are going to complain.
	Sure.
	Jewish directors.
	I didn't know Plansky was Jewish, and I don't believe in adrenochrome, but generally we're on the same page with that.
	So I looked this up after, because I had kind of forgotten about it.
	I didn't realize the woman that he fucked goes, oh, whatever.
	I was a slut.
	Relax.
	Not a big deal.
	Ardane moi?
	1-9.
	She was like, I was a little whore.
	I was a slutty bitch.
	And I love pills.
	And we fucked.
	Get over it.
	It's not a big deal.
	Isn't that insane?
	Yes.
	And I was thinking this is sort of like the Holocaust in the sense that the truth of the Holocaust is 6 million Jews were killed.
	The Nazi, you know, modern neo-fascist version is it was only 350,000 and they were starved to death.
	And even that wasn't on purpose.
	It's because the Allies bombed the infrastructure.
	And so the Germans couldn't get food to their POWs.
	And to that I say, okay, your version, the second one, pretty bad.
	You rounded up people based on their religion and put them in a situation where it was possible they would starve to death.
	Well, it is a very unfortunate situation.
	So your best case scenario and 350,000 people were rounded up.
	Like, take that.
	Just totally take the Nazi version of events.
	Still terrible.
	350,000 people starved to death.
	You know how many I think died?
	How many?
	700 billion and a trillion,300,000, billion.
	When Funtes was on Milo's, he was like, so how many do you think died?
	He's like, a billion, cajillion, cavillion, right?
	Whatever.
	All of them.
	Similarly, this version of events where Polanski and his defenders, including the victim, still pretty bad.
	A horny 13-year-old is being a real slut and you end up fucking her.
	Pretty bad.
	Try to, like, I am around kids a lot because I have them.
	I see them.
	We go to the school things.
	13 is fucking young.
	If a 13-year-old was hitting on me at a party, well, first of all, I'd be mortified.
	And secondly, I'd assume this kid was being molested.
	Probably call the cops.
	You don't have flirtatious 13-year-olds.
	It's not a thing.
	So that's disturbing.
	Your best case scenario is still really bad.
	I think the first move, just start recording.
	So you're like, I don't fuck, because when I bring her to the cops, she's going to be like, no, he tried to.
	Oh, yeah.
	Recording.
	She's obviously damaged.
	Everything.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Fuck that.
	That would be bad.
	Like, Bill Burr made that joke of like, he would just start screaming and running away or whatever the fuck.
	I forget what it was, but.
	Good story, Ryan.
	Scream and run away.
	So yeah, let's start the show.
	I think we should.
	That's why we are going to right now.
	I don't know if the tides are turning.
	This weekend, I had a guy give me the finger from his car, and I was like, I felt bad.
	I was like, oh, shit, I'm still on these people's fucking radar.
	They're still mad that the Proud Boys are in their town.
	And then I realized it was my friend James.
	But I was surprised at how it made me upset.
	I was upset.
	I was upset.
	I saw my neighbor who has a hate us no home here thing taking out his garbage.
	We don't like each other.
	And I was going to be like, hey, Pete, Peter, there's no hate in your home.
	Is there hate in your garbage?
	Or are you taking, is that the hate that you're taking out of your home?
	You think of these things, you go, I should say that.
	And you go, man, I'm not going to do it.
	I don't need the tension.
	And then you don't say it and you're like, that would have been a good one.
	Often, though, I'll think of quips and I don't say them.
	And then I later go, yeah, that was really good that you didn't do that.
	Like, I scared my son, my 13-year-old.
	Best scare I've done in a while.
	So you just sort of, the door wasn't fully closed.
	So I just sort of nudge it.
	So it's like it's a breeze, right?
	And he's like, why is my door like slowly clicking like that?
	And then he goes to open the door and I went, and then I'm laughing my head off, obviously.
	And then he's doing his like, and then he gives me a little bit of a check as he walks by as I'm laughing.
	And I go, ooh, getting feisty, are we?
	And then I thought, should I have shoved him back just to assert dominance?
	And then this morning I was like, yeah, thank God I didn't do that.
	You don't escalated it.
	I'm not shoving 13-year-olds because I scared them.
	All right, let's start the Proud Boys section of the show since we're fasting for them.
	Aha.
	Boy, we're going to be fat tomorrow, I promise you.
	Stand back.
	Stand by.
	Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
	Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
	You got it, not believe.
	Stand back and stand by.
	Stand by.
	So the Long Island Proud Boys are a unique group in that they're really into marching.
	One of the guys has this modified truck that's covered in speakers, and they do things like play the national anthem.
	And they're in a pretty red-pilled part of Long Island.
	At least that's where they do these marches.
	So everyone loves them.
	They wave and cheer.
	The cops, you know, help them through escort.
	I don't know if they escort them, but they high-five them and stuff.
	They're very popular.
	And conversely, the local politicians go nuts and call them white nationalists.
	Now, one of the main guys there is a dark brown guy, and there's a black dude there too.
	So there's at least two out of ten visible minorities in this group.
	Yet the local politicians on Long Island, this is sort of the Jewish and Italian streak of New York.
	New York sort of goes like this.
	And Long Island is sort of a little more blue-collar, and then Westchester is where I am, and it's a little more upper-middle class.
	And those are the two commuters who come down to Manhattan every day with a bunch from Jersey, of course.
	And it's funny seeing the difference between perception and reality.
	Look at some of these politicians' reactions.
	I sent you the video, Ryan.
	I texted it to you of them.
	Hate and right-wing extremist group, proud little boys.
	What the fuck kind of stupid jab is that?
	Hey, man.
	Take the little out.
	You can't say that they're terrorists and then demean them and be like, little tiny terror.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They're so mad.
	You gotta pick one.
	It's like when you say stop bullying and then you cross out the word bullying.
	So you're like, so keep bullying?
	We're seen harassing churchgoers on their first communion day.
	Police was spotting, keeping an eye on this hate group.
	Be safe out here, brothers and sisters.
	This is Long Island.
	Hate has no home here.
	Was it my goddaughter's first communion?
	Okay, seeing Babylon, the masked and face-covered Prowboys has a parade across the street from there.
	This grammar is a roller coaster.
	Why these people wearing masks?
	They look like criminals.
	Now, I talked to one of the guys there, and he said, no, no, no.
	When we saw that, we approached the communion, we cut the music and silently marched past it.
	But what's this guy's narrative that they went to fuck up a communion?
	Fucking Catholic, stop communing.
	What?
	Is that a thing?
	Maybe Antifa would do that.
	So that's the national anthem, right?
	Brown guy on the far left just dropped out of frame.
	Imagine being so upset about the national anthem and a bunch of guys walking.
	You got some more tweets?
	I got this one right here.
	Yesterday, the residents of Rockville Center were once again subjected to the noxious presence of the so-called Prowboys and their white nationalist neo-fascist rhetoric.
	Now, more than ever, it is crucial for people of good conscience to stand together to reject their racist, misogynistic, anti-Semitic, and anti-LGBTQ bigotry and send a clear message that hate has no place in Rockville Center, Nassau County, or anywhere else in our nation.
	That grammar was a lot better than the other one.
	But still, could do with some Oxford commas there and easy on the ands.
	Ciela.
	She's probably some rich African immigrant, grew up with a nanny.
	Yesterday, while we were rallying against hate in Great Neck, what do you mean you were rallying against hate?
	The racist, neo-fascist Prowboys.
	Like, you don't often see people so wantonly throwing around white supremacists and white nationalists with Prowboys anymore.
	I mean, you see it with Antifa on Twitter and like stupid kids, but professional politicians?
	I'm getting lawyers on all these people.
	So see you in court, bitch.
	But wait, go back.
	She's made a whole statement on it, Senator Anna Kaplan.
	We have to reject this hate and extremism wherever it shows itself in our community.
	There's no place for hate On Long Island.
	Yeah, same shit.
	Everyone sounds like the same person.
	Once again, far right, white supremacist, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Stupid.
	Which brings us to the meandering.
	I thought this was an interesting article about Nick Quested implying that he had a permit to film at the meandering because you need a permit to film there for commercial purposes.
	And he's shooting for Nat Geo.
	So he must have known there was going to be a riot because he had a permit.
	So I called him up.
	And he said, I didn't have a permit, obviously.
	I didn't know shit was going down.
	And yeah, I was following Prowboys for a long time.
	We spoke for a while.
	I know Nick very well.
	We've spoken for hours, had beers.
	He could be a spy.
	But one line really disturbed me.
	It said, go back to the article.
	Additional responses from Quested to his commenters include, quote, white supremacy is their primary goal, referring to those who were president at the Capitol on January 6th, and described them as people who've never had jobs and as a delusional mob fed on the lies of a president who are desperate to maintain white supremacy.
	So that's white supremacy twice.
	And I'm like, Nick, what the fuck are you talking about?
	I believe him that he didn't have a permit because the irony is he also thinks it was fucked up that there was no Capitol Police there.
	So he believes that some people knew something was going to go down.
	It's just funny he's being lumped in with that group.
	And he does believe feds are involved to a degree and he does believe Antifa are involved to a degree.
	At least that's my take from talking to him for hours.
	I shouldn't say what other people believe.
	But I go, did you say white supremacy is the primary goal?
	And he says, no.
	And I go, do you think white supremacy was their goal?
	And he goes, well, I mean, there will a lot of rises there.
	What?
	He goes, I go, is a bunch of Midwestern blue-collars who thought the election was overturned.
	And we're learning from 2,000 mules it was.
	It was a fake election.
	That's a big deal.
	That's the end of a country.
	If you don't have a democracy, you don't have a country.
	You're Iraq.
	Saddam's Iraq.
	And he goes, well, no, Midwest, he's British.
	No, Midwestern is, I mean, there's a lot of southerners there.
	And I go, but white supremacy, where do you get that from?
	Well, they were mostly white.
	I mean, what do you think about that?
	And I go, that doesn't register with me.
	I mean, it was blue collars.
	They tend to be Trump supporters maybe are disproportionately white.
	The Midwest and the South is probably disproportionately white.
	I don't know.
	America's like 70% white if you include white non-Hispanics.
	And this was probably, what, 90%?
	So we're going up 20%.
	Like, I hate getting into the semantics of race, especially when this is about elections.
	So he's calling a Trump supporter racist.
	This is a guy that I considered, not a friend, but a rational person I occasionally spoke to.
	I go, why are you trying to crowbar race into this?
	Oh, how could you say that?
	In fact, they don't really do it that much, you know, the left.
	They call it an insurrection.
	I haven't heard white supremacists very much.
	Then he started talking about Venn diagrams, and I was like, you know what, dude?
	I don't have time to listen to you or to debate you right now.
	I got to go to work.
	Which brings us over to the meandering.
	Now, here's a very interesting concept.
	The shooter was a brony.
	This is 2-7.
	I'm skipping over that next article, Brian.
	Need to discuss the My Little Pony to Mass Shooter pipeline.
	Now, I didn't realize this.
	Go down to the picture.
	So we see the Confederate flag, and everyone's relying on that.
	And yes, he was a bonafide racist.
	There doesn't seem to be any doubt about that.
	But the brony thing is fascinating because I've actually done a lot of research on bronies.
	I thought I was writing a funny article about incels.
	It was going to be like the new furries, right?
	But upon speaking to some of them and checking out their chats and watching a documentary about it all, reading a bunch of articles, I realized they're severely autistic.
	Like severely.
	Go to 2.8.
	This is an article you can dig up.
	And whenever you dig up any of my old tacky mag articles, make sure you see at the bottom it says next page.
	It's the tiniest next page that's ever been created.
	In fact, you just missed it.
	What the f- I know.
	It's idiotic.
	So no one sees the second page of my old articles.
	Next page.
	Next page.
	Don't go, though.
	Don't check it out.
	But you realize here, scroll down.
	It's weird reading myself.
	No, no.
	Go back to the second paragraph there.
	Well, here it is.
	I have it written down.
	Bullying is a natural reaction to these guys.
	You'd have to be mentally ill.
	See, Bony is anything other than some weirdo, fagged, loser, nerd, perverts.
	But after watching My Little Pony talking to fans, blah, blah, blah, I realize this isn't about wimps such as Pajama Boy or those disgusting perverted furries.
	It's about autistic men trying to overcome their largest impairment, social interaction.
	Once you figure that out, making fun of them becomes the equivalent to going up to a cancer patient on the dance floor, ripping off her wig, and yelling, ha, you're bald.
	But what's the documentary there?
	Did I list it?
	Oh, Bronies.
	Yeah, check out the documentary, Bronies.
	It might be hyperlinked there, dude.
	And you realize, what's the thing autistic people, Asperger's guys, you know, like dating on the spectrum, that Netflix show?
	That's the level, that's what bronies are like.
	They're not like me who's kind of into my little bony.
	It's like their mom is there to make sure they can get home okay and to make sure they shower and eat something.
	Their biggest problem with these severe autists, well, one of the biggest problems is their inability to see, to empathize and to see other people as persons.
	They've done these studies where, come back to me for a second, Ryan.
	They've done these studies where when you and I talk to each other, we look at each other's eyes for like 90% of the time.
	Sometimes we'll go down to the tie.
	Sometimes we'll go to the pocket square.
	Bronies are like this.
	I mean, sorry, autistic people and bronies.
	They're all over the place.
	Like, say you were talking to a mannequin.
	You wouldn't look at its eyes.
	You'd talk to the shoulder.
	You just see it as a thing.
	That's how they talk to us.
	What did my little pony have?
	Giant eyes.
	And they're divided into categories.
	I forget the category, but it's like, it's like those care bears.
	So there's like sweet treats and there's grumpy pants and there's happy pants.
	And that also helps them sort of commodify and organize emotions.
	So it's actually pretty endearing, not the shooter, but bronies in general, because you have these severe autists trying to overcome their handicaps and trying to empathize with their fellow human and become less sociopathic.
	I mean, the shooter was a sociopath.
	Autistic kids have a problem with sociopathic behavior.
	Go back to the doc.
	That's a couple.
	Especially after getting lost on the way, which is late.
	But it feels so much better to just be in here now, and now we can have free reign to explore and just say hello to people.
	It's really an autistic convention, is what it is.
	The bronies are just sort of the framework.
	I think after call a truce with Discord.
	Like his parents are at the hotel nervous right now.
	Going, I hope everything goes okay.
	Did you see what they spotted in here?
	What?
	Did you see what they spotted in here?
	What?
	If you zoom in, this thing right here is a...
	It's suspected to be a pony jar.
	And what that is, is not safe for work.
	It's a jar with a pony in it and then cum.
	Now, cum does not age well, does it?
	No.
	That's pathetic.
	Yes, so...
	And then did you also see on the body cam footage he was in the car, he was looking at like a furry thing or like furry anime before going to tops.
	Oh, really?
	He had on his phone, yeah.
	So this is the epiphany I had over the weekend.
	The left is weaponizing the mentally ill.
	No, but Gavin, it was a right-wing shooter.
	Yes, but who weaponized him?
	It was very politically convenient for a bunch of innocent black people to be murdered.
	I think it was feds.
	I think it was another Governor Whitmer.
	This is to help in the midterms.
	The left was losing badly.
	By the way, I said we should go dirty.
	We shouldn't be weaponizing mentally ill people to do mass shootings.
	Let's stop right before that.
	But no, this was perfect for the DNC.
	It might even save them in the midterms to push this narrative of white supremacy.
	Why did Biden not go to Waukesha?
	Because it was too expensive.
	He's in fucking Tokyo right now.
	Money's no object.
	This guy just threw $40 billion at a fake war in Ukraine.
	He went to Buffalo because this is their narrative.
	I need to oppress the right because they're Nazis.
	Look at this 1.6.
	Remember the saying, Dennis Prager always says that they think we're evil.
	We just think they're wrong.
	It's actually a Charles Krodhammer quote.
	But Robert Reich summed it up beautifully.
	The political struggle of our time is no longer left versus right.
	It's Democrat versus Democrat versus Republican.
	It is democracy versus authoritarianism.
	And then they show this.
	How are you voting this year, Democrat or Nazi?
	So that's their narrative.
	And the shooter helped that narrative.
	And I realize it's the same with Antifa.
	They're mentally ill.
	It depends on the region you're in.
	In Berkeley, California, a lot of them are homeless, abused, lost kids looking for a family.
	So they weaponize that, take advantage of them.
	In the Pacific Northwest, they tend to be meth heads, drug addicts, perverts, pedos, weird, polyamorous queers.
	The DNC weaponizes that.
	In New York City, they're overeducated, rich kids with daddy issues and a lot of frustration at their lack of grit.
	The DNC weaponizes that.
	So they're taking all of this mental illness, which is their fault in a sense.
	It's big pharma, but it's the lack of mental institutions.
	And instead of helping these people, they're using them as like zombie drones.
	Just watched Manchurian Candidate last night.
	That's on topic with this whole thing, too.
	Mind control and things of that nature.
	Mind control.
	It's mind control.
	Anyway, pretty fascinating shit.
	You know, the left is so ruthless.
	They're so communist that they're so...
	They're on the spectrum, I guess.
	They're bronies.
	They're so unempathetic, unsympathetic, that they see the mentally ill and they think, ooh, fodder for the cannon.
	Human fodder.
	Let's take these mentally ill people.
	Let's scour 4chan and Reddit.
	Find someone who sounds like they're getting radicalized.
	Some poor brony who's on the spectrum, who has no friends, and let's keep feeding them and feeding them until they can do a nice white supremacist mass shooting to help us in the elections.
	Let's get them on the streets fighting our opponents.
	That's why the Proud Boys are in prison, because the Proud Boys said, no, we'll stand up to you.
	Dude, I wish you hadn't shown that cum jar.
	I can smell it now.
	You can smell the cum jar.
	Wait.
	Maybe that's psychosomatic, but I smell it too.
	Speaking of Proud Boys, did you want to hit on this at all?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yikes.
	Thanks.
	Let me lighten that up a little bit.
	So, racism.
	Weird word pals.
	Yeah.
	I always think something to white people.
	When you call people, white people racist, they get really upset because they think of the worst case scenario.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Like you think of violence and lynching, and you go, but there's degrees.
	If you get to the degrees I am, I'm going to be about 100 meters plus 20 meters below the black level.
	Yeah.
	Including you, Dante.
	I really think that the only reason there aren't riots when white people die at the hands of black people is because white people aren't convinced we're in a race war.
	Black people think we're in a race war.
	Well, I was going to talk about this probably tomorrow, but there's this anti-racism resolution, and they're pushing it to stop racism.
	I 100% guarantee you, if you come up with any sort of speech policing to stop racism, you are going to cast a net, and you're going to look in your net, and you're not going to like what you see.
	It's not going to be delicious bass.
	It's going to be sea urchins.
	You are going to get...
	Those are good too.
	You're going to get black people.
	And what's going to happen is they're going to say from now on it's a punishable offense by jail time.
	And they're going to look in the net and they're going to end up prosecuting black people for anti-white racism because it's going to fit all the criteria.
	And then you know what they're going to do?
	Drop it.
	The whole legislation will vanish from the books and no one will prosecute.
	It'll be over.
	I hereby predict that.
	Anyway, go ahead.
	For instance, one time I got on stage and this white lady was like, oh my God, you were so articulate.
	I was like, oh, wow, that really came out of your face.
	Some of that kid shooting out of your face.
	I'm glad Patrice isn't dead.
	You know?
	He's alive and well.
	Again, black people mad about patterns that other black people have made for them.
	Like when I was a punk kid, if punk rockers were going around molesting kids and then I showed up with my blue mohawk and I saw someone like grab a kid and go, uh-oh, there's one of those pedals, I wouldn't go, fuck off, bitch.
	I'm not one of those.
	I would think, thanks, punks, for raping kids.
	Now I got to fucking get a new hairdo.
	Right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Share the blame.
	There's the grease and shit.
	So with the articulate thing, like, yeah, a lot of people who look like you tend not to have the language at their disposal.
	Proud of it, too.
	They're making up their own language.
	Yeah.
	The price of gas too high.
	Let's go to the crossbury.
	Somebody got to stay back at the clubhouse and make the swastika cupcakes.
	You know what I'm saying?
	He said proud boys.
	Yeah, I saw.
	This guy had a neck tattoo that said proud boys.
	What happened to that?
	Minor detail.
	Oh, I haven't seen it.
	We don't speak, but when the proud boys go to the crossburning.
	Nice.
	Didn't you also say I was in a George Carlin dock as a fascist?
	Oh, yeah.
	Let me see if I can pull that up.
	I'm doing a lot of racism.
	I want to get off this subject.
	Have some fun for a fucking change.
	I'll see if I can find it.
	It might take a bit.
	Okay.
	But it was in your notes.
	Yes.
	You showed me your notes yesterday.
	So I didn't watch it in time code.
	I just saw that that was there.
	Because we got a few letters about it.
	It's done by like Stephen Colbert and all of these mainstream pussy late-night talk show guys about how dangerous they are and how they're pushing the boundaries just like George Carlin.
	History is written by the victors.
	All right.
	Well, let's go to a green screen for a second and inject some fun into this heady episode.
	Ready?
	Come on, everybody.
	I love shit like this.
	This is a debate on does transracial exist.
	And I'm a little high here, Ryan.
	This is so beautiful because these dummies made their bed and now they have to line it.
	They said men and women don't exist.
	It was like an attack on Christianity, attack on the family.
	It was gays saying that they need to take over and they're going to redefine everything.
	And when shit like that happens, sometimes I like to just step back and go, okay, have at it.
	You want to build a society?
	Let's see what you got.
	So here they are stuck in their own mess where they said men and women don't exist.
	So people went, yes, I agree.
	And race doesn't exist either.
	And they went, uh, okay.
	So now I'm a white person.
	I'm black like you.
	No, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Now you're taking away my oppression.
	And I can't whine all the time.
	I did this to fuck with white men and white women.
	Now you're fucking with a black woman and that's the ultimate sin.
	So let's watch these two losers wallow in the shitpile they created for themselves.
	You can change your race and you can't change your race.
	I'm Korean.
	You know, people need to accept that.
	How are you Korean, by the way?
	Do Koreans have big lips and upturned red skull noses?
	Stop.
	Like, shouldn't you have slanty eyes if you want to look Korean?
	And why'd you get a nose and a lip job?
	I think they have white noses and white lips, don't they?
	I mean, Ryan looks like a weird monkey man, but for the most part, they have normal, quote-unquote, normal.
	The same nose, the nose and lips you had were.
	The only problem with you was your hair was blonde and your eyes were not slanty.
	Go get some slanty eyes and dye your hair black and we're good to go.
	You're Korean, dude.
	And this brings up an interesting point, actually.
	I'm starting to believe in transracial identity.
	I mean, I was watching Blackish last night.
	It was on the TV as I walked by.
	Relax.
	And it was this woman complaining about how she's dark skinned.
	The little girl was complaining about how she's dark skinned.
	And I'm looking at fucking Diana Ross's daughter, who's probably never touched a dishwasher or made a sandwich or done a laundry in her fucking life.
	She's never changed a diaper.
	Her mom never changed her diapers.
	That was always the name.
	This woman has lived the life of an aristocrat.
	So how is she black?
	Well, Nazis see her as black.
	They follow the one drop theory.
	Yeah, that's like fucking 30 guys in Alabama or something.
	That's not the norm.
	So that doesn't get to define her entire personality, some fucking bucktooth racist in the middle of nowhere.
	Sorry.
	As far as I'm concerned, the only race that can talk about racism, and even that they have some culpability issues to deal with, is like poor, born-here American blacks, legacy, slave legacy,
	who speak like the price of gas too high.
	They can talk.
	Everyone else is basically white.
	They're American.
	Just because you have a funny last name and you're a brunette doesn't make you a woman of color.
	I'm sorry.
	So this woman, I don't know her background, but maybe she's not even black.
	Do you consider Kamala Harris black?
	Her black dad left long ago, and his family owned slaves in Jamaica, by the way.
	Her formative years were in Montreal with her Indian mom.
	How is she more black than me?
	Well, to racist, she's black.
	Okay, well, if we both bump into a Klansman, she can be black for those two minutes.
	Otherwise, surely your life experience has something to do with that.
	You can't define your entire existence by how a handful of racists perceive you.
	So he could be Korean.
	She might not be black.
	Let's see.
	They identify.
	I identify as Korean.
	I used to live in Korea.
	I was living there for one year.
	I love the culture.
	Sorry.
	Not acceptable.
	I will listen to the argument that Sean King is black.
	He's been doing that accent and living in that community since he was an early teen.
	He's got a case.
	Who's more black, Sean King or Kamala Harris?
	This guy, you spent a year in Korea.
	I lived in China for a year.
	I'm not Chinese.
	Sorry, dude.
	That's not good enough.
	The people, you know, I've put myself through a lot of pain.
	I've had a lot of surgical procedures.
	Show me the Korean cornrows?
	No.
	Anal rape butthole eyes?
	No.
	His eyes look the same as mine, don't they?
	What is the difference?
	Ryan, show your eyes.
	They don't look the same as mine.
	Those are slanted.
	Like, I don't even know if you can see.
	Are you allowed to legally drive?
	Yes.
	Do you know what up or down looks like?
	Have you ever seen up or down?
	There's up, there's down.
	You look like all you've ever seen is sideways.
	That's not true.
	If you look up, do you have to turn your head like this and then look to the right?
	I saw the movie sideways and it was right side up.
	I don't know what that says.
	Weird joke.
	And I don't know what you're doing here.
	This is not Korean.
	Yeah, look at it.
	A bunch of Caucasian noses and lips.
	Oh, he got the eyes figured out.
	Oh, he had the eyes when they were almost swollen shut.
	I bet that plastic surgeon got the fuck out of there before they healed.
	Anyway, I'm changing my number.
	Bye.
	All right, go back to this.
	More of a Korean aesthetic.
	I spent a lot of time learning the language, learning how to cook Korean foods.
	I came out earlier this year showing that with the world, people didn't really get it.
	Not everybody will understand straight away, but I hope over time people will be kind of more accepting with me.
	Transracial does not exist, and I think it is very, very harmful for us to push the narrative that it is possible to switch races.
	I was not happy the way I was.
	I went to Korea and had the most incredible experience of my life.
	It changed me, gave me happiness, and people have no right to take that happiness away from me.
	I can't sit up here and say, oh, I'm suddenly a white woman.
	And if you as a white person say, oh, I can be black or I can be Korean and I can't swap and benefit from the privilege that you benefit from, then it's clearly not an equal exchange.
	By the way, I've met a few people, a few blacks who say they're not black.
	Like I was talking to a guy the other night, some ex-con, and he's like, there was some black guy being a complete drunken idiot acting like an asshole.
	And he came up to me and man, these niggas, they drive me fucking crazy, man.
	I fucking hate these niggas.
	He goes, I know I look black, but I'm Irish.
	My dad's Irish.
	I consider myself Irish.
	Or I know another little kid who's a friend of my boys, and he's like from the Dominican Republic.
	And he's like, I'm not black.
	I'm Dominican.
	So you know his mom is saying that.
	And I don't fucking care.
	Go nuts.
	I've known literally Africans from Africa that they're like, I'm not black.
	I'm Koisan.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's fucking weird.
	See, this is the problem with identity politics.
	You guys have made a massive mess for yourselves.
	Set up in a way.
	How I interact in the police, how I interact with the medical system can result in me dying.
	That's it in a nutshell.
	See, you can't pretend to be black because she goes through hell.
	The police just shoot her in the head.
	Hello.
	I was wondering if you could direct me to fuck off.
	You fucking darkie.
	Or the medical system.
	Hi, I'm bleeding.
	I'm wondering if you could...
	If you could.
	Fuck you, you black bitch.
	We don't stitch up darkies in this hospital.
	What are you talking about?
	What?
	She thinks, or she's pretending to think, that she lives in racist Britain, which is fucking, oh my God, Britain is a Klan rally.
	It's horrible.
	I just saw, by the way, if there's any racism in Britain, it's anti-white.
	I just saw this black victim of anti-white racism.
	He's trying to be a priest, and the Catholic Church kicked him out because he said racism isn't really a thing in Britain.
	It's definitely not systemic.
	I don't know.
	I don't know why everyone's talking about it all the time.
	It's not really a thing.
	Out.
	Get out, black man.
	You cannot be in the church if you don't think that white people are evil.
	So her argument is, and look how bored he is, her argument is that you can't pretend to be Korean because that will lead to people pretending to be black.
	And that means that I can't complain about this made-up world where I don't get health care and the police shoot me.
	Creation essentially dictates people who are ethnic minority, whatever they do isn't really of value.
	You don't deserve to be associated with something that you've created because a white person has either renamed it or used it for their profit.
	And you Are not a Korean man.
	No matter how much surgery you do, no matter how much of the aesthetic you adopt, nobody can take away what a minority group has been through.
	But I think when we do.
	What have Koreans been through?
	Didn't we go to war?
	Didn't MacArthur go to almost kill, almost destroy America, constantly defending South Korea from the north?
	How about a you're welcome?
	I don't see a lot of Korean oppression.
	I remember the Virginia Tech shooting was pretty brutal from a Korean, but there was no backlash.
	A Korean's life in Britain and America?
	I mean, Asian privilege is higher than white privilege.
	What the fuck is the issue here?
	What is he co-opting?
	So you can make an argument that it's wrong to co-opt that 7% of the price of gas to have black people.
	That's fucked up.
	You're not the ancestor of a slave.
	But Koreans, yeah, go ahead.
	And you know what's ironic about this?
	In Korea, they are very racist.
	And if you're Japanese and you're born there and you grow up and you don't speak a lick of Japanese, you're not Korean.
	You're a zip.
	Buying cultures and millions and millions of people now do almost adopt a lot of the Korean cultural aspects because through K-pop or K-drama, they love it so much.
	They then start adopting those.
	Whether that's the hairstyle, whether that's the fashion style, whether they want to go and live in Korea, we all have the right to choose how we identify to be who we want to be.
	I'm Korean.
	You know, people need to accept that.
	Done.
	It's hard to keep up with these fucking edits.
	These Zoomers have such a low attention span.
	You almost have to have a strobe light of editing to keep their interest.
	I can't fucking get out of anyone's way fast enough.
	Your skin color has a lot to do with everything you're doing.
	I think we need to recognize that white supremacy is a global issue.
	What you are essentially saying is that you're not.
	White supremacy is a global issue.
	And white people, I guess, by that logic, are oppressing Koreans.
	Prove it.
	And you can't change it.
	By the way, what about someone who is ethnically black, but looks completely Caucasian for some weird reason?
	I don't know.
	Some albino gene.
	Are they black?
	Because you just made it all about perception.
	What if we end racism?
	Doesn't that end black people by her logic?
	And I argue that racism is over, so I guess I'm saying black people don't exist.
	Yeah, I guess I did kind of say that.
	I said races don't exist.
	Just like abortion should go down to like 21 weeks, we should all be arguing about that little zone.
	Racism should go down to that 10% of Americans who are black and live ensconced in black culture.
	In Britain, there should be zero talk.
	There is zero racism in Britain.
	In fact, it's too politically correct.
	They're having Muslims wantonly groom children because everyone is petrified of being called a racist.
	Britain could deal with some racism.
	Just a little bit.
	I think if you don't recognize that power imbalance in what you're doing and how it's disrespectful to me, you're just kind of proving the point that you're doing this for money and attention.
	No, I agree with that.
	Every person that was born Asian, they do go through these struggles.
	I understand what you're saying.
	Why the fuck is this fat black pig offended by a homo trying to be a Korean?
	Believe it or not, lady, this is not about you at all.
	What a terrible stretch this is for her to make.
	You're insulting me.
	Okay.
	He's insulting my eyeballs by being so fucking.
	He looks like a weird fish.
	But politically, I'm fine with it.
	And so white privilege.
	I've never had that experience, you know.
	But I am not one of those people.
	I am completely different.
	So I don't like to be put in the same category as someone like that.
	I understand some people might get offended by what I do, but I'm not actually going out there doing bad things.
	I'm not doing anything to hurt people.
	I'm just living my truth.
	I'm doing what makes me happy.
	So you identify as queer, right?
	Non-binary.
	Non-binary.
	Okay, I'll recognise that.
	Thank you.
	So if you as a non-binary person are adopting the culture of a minority in a minority, because we know that the queer experience in Korea is unique.
	It's very difficult.
	That's why I was speaking up and actually I helped a lot of people by doing that.
	What you are doing is really giving white savior.
	Like it really is because you seem to think that you can adopt the oppressions of minorities.
	What do you think?
	Her argument needs to prove that Koreans are oppressed.
	What oppression is going on in Britain?
	None.
	Maybe Tommy Robinson.
	There's some oppression going on in Britain.
	Serving two jail terms for the same fucking crime.
	An irrelevant crime like contempt of court.
	That's oppression.
	So far removed from that experience.
	These people are fearing for their lives in the UK.
	Did you know that?
	Did you know Koreans fear for their lives in the UK?
	I did not know that.
	That's terrible.
	Why?
	Just Kim Jong-un told them to?
	For these people, I'm speaking up for these people.
	I'm trying to help these people.
	You centered those people.
	That's the other weird thing with this.
	Who are you trying to help?
	Other white people who identify...
	Other white gays who turn into ugly fish to become Korean?
	Is that a big demographic you're helping?
	Say anything and speak up for these people.
	I'm speaking up for these people.
	I'm trying to help these people.
	You centered.
	In order to be able to hear him, they had to mute her mic so you could hear her bouncing off his mic when they want him to talk.
	So far removed from that experience.
	She never stops talking.
	These people are fearing for their lives.
	I'm speaking up for these people.
	I'm trying to help these people.
	You center those who are affected.
	You don't center yourself.
	And that's my problem with you.
	Well, it's better than doing nothing.
	What do you do to help people around the world?
	You can hear her every time he talks.
	Yeah.
	You don't get to ask me whether I go to protest for white people.
	Why are you criticizing me for doing something?
	That's a black lady thing, by the way.
	You don't get to ask me.
	You don't question black women.
	It happened to me on Fox.
	I said, we're talking about food stamps.
	I said, they're a fat pill.
	If the poor are so hungry, why are they so fat?
	And I thought we were friends when we were debating, but she was very offended.
	And the hallway after, I said, you know what I should have done?
	I should have said, like, you ain't talking to me like that.
	I should have done a finger snap.
	And she goes, you don't have the right to talk to me.
	And I go, Yeah, I do.
	I have the right to talk to anyone I want to talk to, actually.
	And then we just sat in the green room in silence.
	Which I'm actually helping all the people.
	I think you're helping people by tasting the picture.
	You don't get to question me, and I'm not even going to entertain you.
	You don't get to question me.
	Yes, I do.
	Well, I just did.
	So, what's up?
	Why can't I question you?
	Because I think it's what you're not questioning me because you want to understand what I go through or what I'm doing.
	You're questioning me because you want to try and find a hole in what I'm saying.
	Did you catch that?
	So, she says you can't question me.
	No one's ever gone beyond that.
	It's usually a conversation, especially in Britain where everyone's petrified at being called racist.
	So, no one's ever said, wait, you can question me.
	Why can't I question you?
	Shut down.
	Because you're trying to find a hole in my argument.
	Yeah, that's what a debate is, you retard.
	How much would you have to be paid to kiss this man?
	I would kiss him on the lips just for $180.
	Go for a nice dinner after.
	What about you, Ryan?
	Mine's way higher.
	It's just a thousand.
	Just because I don't want to tell anybody else.
	Hey, Fishface, kiss me.
	You'll get 10 for $1,000.
	Or to $5.
	Oh, that's how it works.
	Yeah, so if it's going to be concurrent, you know, they're just like...
	Hey, it'll be my new job.
	Hey, man, are you coming out?
	Yeah, hold on.
	I have to kiss fish fag.
	As a person trying to break Korean, you'd probably take that as a compliment.
	I am a fish fag.
	Thank you.
	Oh, that's what we're missing here.
	He identifies as a Korean fish.
	Right.
	Now I see it.
	Now I see it.
	I see the coral reef hair.
	I gotcha.
	Exactly what you're saying.
	No one can take away someone's lived experience.
	But I do feel we're at a time in history where we can embrace other cultures.
	You know, it's great to be multicultural.
	It's great to be diverse.
	And of course, people do appropriate cultures, but isn't she appropriating white culture by dying her hair?
	Is she blonde?
	No black people have blonde hair.
	That's not acceptable.
	I'm offended.
	Well, that is a good thing.
	And I think that will help break down cultural barriers.
	A lot of people say, oh, we're a different.
	She's appropriating by wearing a blazer.
	Asian society, now we're really not.
	We're not far removed.
	We've had BLM and Asian hate all in the same year.
	If that could happen to you.
	You had BLM and Asian hate all in the same year.
	That is proof that racism is still prevalent because people are complaining about it.
	Is it possible that BLM was a piece of shit, fake money scam that preyed on white guilt and made a tiny group of people incredibly wealthy and was actually a propaganda machine for the DNC?
	And yes, Asian hate in America, especially in New York, has been an issue, but it's black people.
	Still, at this point, we haven't really made progress as a society enough for all of us to say that we can be transracial or we can swap races or we can adopt aspects of one's culture without causing them harm or without their permission.
	There's a way you can interact with a culture without disrespecting or disregarding their lived experiences.
	I engage with Korean culture, but I will always be a black woman, period.
	Yeah, agreed.
	All right, verdict, you're both assholes.
	We might need a new interstitial for this next subject.
	Not Proud Boys, but monkeypox.
	Just use the COVID background for this.
	Can you get rid of that, please?
	Biden, of course, as usual, is the authority on this subject.
	Lots of interesting things he has to say about it.
	Go ahead.
	Monkey Pox.
	Monkey Pox coming in hot.
	Figure out what we do and what vaccine, if any, may be available for.
	But it is a concern in the sense that if it were to spread, it's consequential.
	That's all they've told me.
	Thank you, Joe.
	That was very informative.
	I thought it was interesting that Alex Jones, 3-7, predicted this 20 years ago.
	Die of Ebole and 350 million or more people in Africa, and then 12 die of Ebole in one little town.
	They go, oh, Ebola, Ebola, Ebola, oh, Ebola.
	And they had CNN people saying, diseases will be coming out of the rainforest because Mother Earth is mad.
	Literally like witch doctors going, Booga, Booga, some not come back.
	You know, when we have floods and rain and meteors might hit the Earth, what if a meteor hits the Earth tomorrow and destroys a city?
	Are they going to say this is because the people of Earth have been bad?
	That meteor just came from space.
	It's very primitive control apparatus.
	It's how chiefs and medicine doctors used to control, and shaman would control the people, saying, oh, if you're not good, the crops won't come.
	Oh, the environment, if we're not good.
	I don't want to eat a piece of meat that's got dioxins in it from plastics production.
	I don't want them dumping nickel cadmium and heavy metal grignard reagents in the waters so my kids are deformed.
	I don't want that.
	I'm for the environment.
	But these international corrupt people financing global population control, which is just nothing more but dictators' excuses to kill men, women, and children, and girls in slave labor camps in China making Nikes, you call that good?
	And all these Hollywood people that say they love you are the ones that speak out against slave labor, are the ones you find out later, are the ones that own all the sweatshops making their clotheslines?
	They're all hypocrites.
	Yeah, okay, this goes on.
	It's fucking amazing.
	This guy was Nostradamus.
	So this monkeypox thing, like we discussed last week, is looking more and more like a pandemic every day.
	And now we learn that Gates made what they're calling a tabletop game, which is annoying.
	Stop saying that.
	But it is still fucking daunting.
	Now I'm being called a conspiracy theorist because I happen to notice Gates funded a tabletop game in which a monkeypox virus pandemic begins.
	It's not really a tabletop game is monopoly, okay?
	But it was a research paper that he funded that presents monkeypoxes as a scenario.
	Strengthening, wait, go back to one.
	Strengthening global systems to prevent and respond to high-consequence biological threats.
	Results from the 2021 tabletop exercise.
	So they're using tabletop game as an analogy here, conducted in partnership with the Munich Security Conference.
	Okay, so go to page 12 and proceed to poop in your panties.
	Figure one, here's a scenario.
	What about this?
	What if we attack on May 15th, 2022?
	You know, last week.
	And what if, I don't know, there's a monkeypox outbreak?
	This was a 2021 hypothetical scenario that said last week, May 15th, there will be a monkeypox outbreak.
	What happened last week?
	Add dramatic music in there and post.
	Go back.
	No international warnings or advisories.
	Then we have 83 countries affected.
	We have a monkeypox engineered to be vaccine resistant, so it keeps getting worse.
	Then we got up to 480 million cases.
	Revelation of terror group origins.
	Infiltration of civilian biolab.
	By the way, Wuhan is the lab behind it again.
	That's 4-2.
	This is getting spooky, folks.
	And I think the worst thing we can do is be scared because that's what they're counting on.
	That's the fuel that powers this engine.
	Who has been toying around with monkeypox viruses in recent months?
	Oh, yeah, it's our good friends at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
	Go up to 3.9?
	Or did we just discuss that?
	Yeah, this is more...
	I mean, look it up yourself.
	Look up this research paper.
	That was 3.9?
	Okay, so go to 4-0.
	And this is not esoteric.
	This is not on the outskirts of the internet.
	It's fairly mainstream.
	Here's yahoo.com.
	Bill Gates warns of smallpox terror attacks and urges leaders to use germ games to prepare.
	That's what we just saw.
	We saw the germ game.
	Three monkeys that escaped were captured after a Pennsylvania crash have been euthanized.
	The animals were among 100 monkeys being shipped on a highway to a quarantine facility.
	I think that was in Philadelphia.
	So the crazy people like Alex Jones are looking pretty darn normal.
	The memes are becoming real.
	Go to 4-1.
	We are investigating a possible case of monkeypox in New York City.
	Oh, the patient is being cared for at Bellevue Hospital.
	That's just south of a year.
	Our public health lab will conduct preliminary tests, which, if positive, will be sent to CDC.
	There we have it.
	And this is no longer a future prediction.
	4-3, we see that quarantining has already begun.
	Belgium is the first country to make monkeypox quarantine compulsory.
	It's a disease in the same family of smallpox, and symptoms include a distinct bumpy rash, a fever, sore muscles, and a headache.
	And if monkeypox is not successful and we don't get sufficiently scared, they have other things down the pipeline.
	People are already reporting cases of crock pox, which Ryan might be.
	I'm susceptible, yes.
	Don't think that joke means that I was kidding about any of the other shit.
	I just ended it with a funny thing.
	Doesn't mean I wasn't fucking dead serious.
	Okay, let's get to the mailbag.
	You know what I do on Sundays now?
	Qui.
	I get up before everyone else and I read every single letter in the world.
	Damn.
	That's a lot of letters.
	Yeah.
	So I have zero unread messages out of thousands.
	Sup, Fag Dad, and Chinky Slitz.
	I don't know why someone's calling me a chinky slits.
	I just watched the insufferable Dash Snow documentary, Moments Like This Never Last, and thought of you.
	Do you have any Dash?
	Isn't it funny how I discovered Dash Snow and Ryan McGinley and put Iraq on the map?
	And I'm completely stalined out of all of these documentaries.
	Do you have any Dash Snow stories?
	What about McGinley or Dan Colin?
	I heard a rumor that you and Irsnott from Iraq dated for a bit.
	Honestly, not one of them come off as likable in the documentary, just tools.
	What are your thoughts on them and the overall low reside graffiti art scene?
	So Ryan McGinley, very talented photographer.
	I've talked about him a lot.
	He probably wouldn't acknowledge me now, but I discovered him.
	I was in a Terry Richardson and I was like, I need a new Terry Richardson.
	And this guy was still in photo school, young gay kid, who was just living a crazy life and documenting it.
	And it was so much fodder for Vice magazine that I would just go through his, I'd have my articles of the month.
	I'd go to his house, sit on his bed, and we'd go through all his prints.
	And I go, that would go that article.
	That would go with that article.
	I like the idea of the photo not perfectly relating to the article, you know?
	Like after I left the next editor, there'd be an article about a police rights activist and they just show a picture of the person.
	I'm like, dude, show like a police riot for the picture.
	But Dash was abandoned by his billionaire parents and was sent to rehab centers and, you know, Juvie.
	And he came back and just sort of raised himself from 13 on.
	So he was a rich street kid, if you can imagine.
	And Ryan McGinley documented all Of this beautifully.
	The thing about Ryan was he got his first opportunity with Vice and then at the New York Times.
	And in both instances, he went crazy and worked like 40 hours straight.
	That's the secret.
	You get these opportunities.
	A window opens, you pry it open with a crowbar and hold it open for as long as you can until the crowbar breaks.
	And that's why he's successful.
	Dan Colin was a really talented artist.
	He was mad I didn't put him in Vice, but I was mad at him for appearing at our rival Days and Confused.
	So I didn't put him in.
	And he was mad at me for that.
	And then there was Earsnot, the graffiti artist.
	He wanted to kick my ass.
	And we would always stare at each other and bump into each other.
	We did not get along.
	And he later confessed when he was drunk that he was just mad that I was taking up all of Ryan's time.
	And he thought Ryan was his best friend.
	One thing I would say about that scene, aesthetically, very pretty, great for magazines.
	They're all very cool people to look at.
	And they got fashion and cool, right?
	IQ eyes, pretty bad.
	Wildly uneducated.
	Not the brightest bulbs in the tree.
	You didn't have intellectual conversations with any of them.
	But that whole thing came apart when there was this girl, Michelle Rodriguez, some Rodriguez chick, I forget her name, but she was a Hispanic name, and she had a photo show, and in one of the pictures, she was nude.
	And Sam Sigalnik, I think, grabbed it off the wall.
	And he was with Sperm.
	What was his name?
	Sperm Bird?
	Seaman Sperm.
	And she ran out of the place to stop them.
	She jumped on the car, and they drove like four feet with her on the car, and she jumped off.
	They all got charged with theft and kidnapping.
	And Sam and Seaman, Simon, we called him Seaman, did a year in jail at Rikers.
	That was the end of the scene that blew up the whole thing.
	Just like Proud Boys, sort of, at least Proud Boys Manhattan.
	It got shut down when those guys went to jail.
	That's how the system gets rid of fun.
	They throw you in jail.
	Someone else mentioning the George Carlin dock, Ryan.
	I scrolled through and I couldn't see it.
	This guy doesn't say you're in it, though.
	Yes, he does.
	Did you happen to catch the new George Carlin dock made by and featuring those super tough against the mainstream artists, Judd Apatow, Stephen Colbert, and Jon Stewart?
	Guess who?
	Hey, she was asking for it.
	By the way, there's another bunch of photographs.
	It's so YouTube amateur.
	It's like a YouTube fan video.
	Is this a George Carlin fan video?
	It's a shitty fan video at that.
	You know what this is?
	This is Judd Apatow and the comedy elites.
	And they know that I'm George Carlin.
	And they know that they are the establishment.
	All of those guys, Colbert is on board with the government.
	They're all pushing the fucking vaccine.
	They're all the plebs that Carlin would always talk about.
	So what do they do?
	They rewrite history.
	And with a shitty photo montage, they take his bits and make it about how me and the right are evil.
	Fuckheads, I'm the one banned.
	I'm the bad guy the state doesn't want.
	I'm the one who can't go to Canada.
	I can't go to Australia.
	You're not banned on social media.
	I am.
	You're the establishment, you fucking losers.
	And what's worse, Judd Apatow's been after me ever since I pointed out that This is 40 is the worst movie ever made.
	It is so bad, in fact, that it became like a drinking game to try to finish it.
	It took me eight tries to get through it.
	It's an Olympic feat watching his self-indulgent shit show about his life and his gorgeous kids and how wonderful they are.
	You know what's amazing?
	As I was scrolling through this, too, I saw that they were pointing out Sackler and the drug overdoses.
	I'm like, that's us.
	So you have, yeah, they're against Big Pharma.
	Meanwhile, all of those talk shows are totally up Big Pharma's ass.
	Stephen Colbert thinks he's on the side of Carlin versus Big Pharma.
	Sorry, dude.
	Sorry, dude.
	And then they had the nerve to be like, oh yeah, freedom of speech and censorship.
	I'm like, what the fuck?
	Dude, if I was allowed back on Twitter, 100% of those guys would protest, including my ex-friend, Patton Oswald.
	Yeah.
	What a pile of horseshit.
	So here's, you're coming up here in a second.
	We get a lot of middle-class homemade.
	I said a long time ago, when fascism comes to America, it won't wear jack boots and brown shirts.
	It'll have on a smiley face and a t-shirt and designer jeans and Nikes.
	You fucking cocksuckers.
	You know what?
	The irony is overwhelming in that clip because what they're doing is Orwellian.
	They are being fascists.
	You know what's insane?
	You know that picture where I'm like that?
	You know what I'm doing?
	Ann Coulter had been banned from Berkeley.
	So I got on a plane, I took her speech, and I said her speech on the school grounds.
	I read her speech because it was banned because the left is against free speech.
	Because they are fascists.
	And what do they do?
	They control the narrative.
	Just like fascists.
	Stalin airbrushes you.
	Hitler has got the propaganda campaign where they rewrite history with these fucking montages and make themselves out to be the heroes.
	Wow.
	That's dense irony.
	It's a thing and a thing and a thing and a thing.
	Overwhelming the audacity.
	And the crazy part is, I think he believes it.
	In a sense, Jodapatau is a victim of Jodapatauism.
	He's brainwashed himself into believing all this fucking horse shit.
	Oh my God.
	That's me.
	I did that.
	And then they're like, fuck the government.
	The government's corrupt and shit.
	And then January 6th, the only protest effectively against the government, they're probably going to be like, that was an insurrection.
	How dare they?
	We hate the government, but we love it.
	Hey, Patton Oswald.
	Hey, Stephen Colbert.
	Hey, Jon Stewart.
	Hey, Judd Apatow.
	You are the establishment.
	You are big comedy, just like big pharma.
	You are the government.
	You fucking losers.
	You don't have a rebellious bone in your body.
	You are the ultimate conformists.
	I want you to know that.
	You fucking losers.
	Dude, we have Ethan.
	Hold on one second.
	Oh, looky here.
	We have a guy who was imprisoned for protesting the government while you guys sit there and talk about how we're the fascists.
	If we're the fascists, why are all of our friends in jail and your friends are sitting doing smarmy documentaries about how brave you are?
	Hello.
	Hey.
	Hey, man, how you doing?
	Dumb question.
	I did it with you.
	I got to say, I ate like a Cheeto and I would have four beers a day.
	It was more of a liquid fast.
	Right.
	That's cool.
	I mean, I'm happy you guys did that shit.
	That's really cool.
	I'm hardcore.
	But wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Ryan didn't.
	He did not eat one morsel.
	Someone made him taste a piece of salsa the size of a booger, like on day two, for work.
	But he did nothing but this water mixture with like salt in it and shit.
	I was having Gatorades and I had a Guinness on Saturday.
	So people are calling me a fag saying I pussied out.
	But Ryan did it 100%.
	Yeah, Ryan has super badass.
	Love you dude.
	Yeah, all of us in here in Northern Neck, we muscle it out.
	I mean, we're still going until 10.30 tonight, actually.
	We started 10.30 p.m. a week ago.
	So we're going to do a big feast tonight.
	That's going to be so good.
	I can't even imagine.
	You know, I've been describing it to people as just like the first few days hurt, but then you're just sad.
	It's like being divorced or sued.
	You're just less of a person.
	Yeah, I have this whole new appreciation for food, you know, like just like, I don't know, distance makes the, you know, love grow fonder or something like that.
	I kind of feel like I've been separated from like, I don't know, like a serious relationship and I'm just miss it so much.
	That's exactly how I felt.
	It was love.
	And it's, it's, my libido was gone too.
	My wife could have had lingerie on and sex toys out the wazoo and I'd say, put some clothes on.
	You're going to freeze to death.
	Yeah.
	No, definite side effects for sure.
	Yeah.
	So what did you miss the most?
	For me, it was eggs and cheese.
	That's what I missed the most.
	Oh, man.
	It's really hard to say.
	I mean, because just being in jail in general, you know, you miss foods.
	I've been really craving like sandwiches and pizza and wings.
	I think wings, honestly.
	Do you get wings in the jail?
	No, absolutely not.
	So you were already missing those.
	Yeah, like I was already craving them, so this just super starts that.
	Did you lose any weight?
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm way skinnier than I've been in a long time.
	Energy.
	It's weird because I have this kind of high-octane mental energy, but my body just is so glitchy.
	Just kind of suck sometimes.
	Getting out of bed is really hard.
	Well, also, fainting is a thing.
	I was trying to do burpees at the gym the other day, and I had to stop because I couldn't see straight.
	Yeah, just going up one flight of stairs was like, that was my workout for the day.
	Well, I'm down like three or four pounds.
	Ryan's down eight and a half pounds.
	Pound a day.
	But did it work?
	Did anyone talk about it?
	What was the effect of this?
	Well, yeah, I mean, in here at least, it's really built like the camaraderie of the guys, you know, gave them a sense of kind of belonging and courage.
	I mean, I feel like I've gotten a lot stronger.
	Like, after this whole thing, it's like, I don't think there's really anything anybody can do to me really that's going to like tempt me or like piss me off.
	You know, I'm pretty content.
	But like outside, I've been talking to a lot of people.
	You know, Jen Lowe, she's been getting a lot of churches and stuff involved.
	We've, like, in the middle of the fast, we heard information about like the first January 6th, her actually committing suicide, and that was like a really big donor.
	But like, it was kind of like a, you know, a realization moment.
	Like, this is, you know, the hopelessness that comes with this kind of situation that, you know, the government's made a lot of us feel is like real.
	Yeah.
	And being alone and like solitary confinement, I can totally relate to, I don't know, it was just a really big bummer.
	We kind of wanted to plug that a little bit.
	His name was, I think it was Matthew Perana or something.
	Matthew Lawrence Perna.
	Okay.
	He took his life.
	Well, that's what they're trying to do.
	This isn't about justice.
	They're trying to break you.
	Exactly.
	The whole exercise was really just to, you know, amplify your spirit and mental strength and perseverance.
	And I think it's definitely worked for everybody that participated in it in here.
	For me, especially.
	Well, we were just talking earlier about 2000 Mules, the Dinesh D'Souza movie, and how all the people involved in that are singing like birds right now.
	So the insurrectionists are quickly going from lunatics who had been brainwashed into thinking the election is stolen to guys who were probably right.
	Well, I heard there was somebody who was the first arrest for election fraud who had 600 fraudulent votes was just arrested.
	I don't know.
	I can't.
	I've just heard that.
	Yes, that happened.
	I can't verify it.
	And they're all folding on each other like crazy because these people were not political.
	They were just random, a lot of illegals.
	They were just random scumbags who were doing it for like 50 bucks.
	So it's not like we're dealing with the mob here where they're not going to snitch.
	Exactly.
	And I think on that alone, if you were to use as many resources as you've had for January 6thers with the FBI and just arresting everybody and who knows how much money's been spent, now we find somebody who literally, like, that's the biggest touch democracy there is, stealing votes.
	So it's like, well, are we going to open up a huge, ginormous investigation there, or are we just going to be like, oh, it's just one person?
	You know what I mean?
	It's like, it's pretty insulting to everybody who's been in prison for over a year for walking into a building, you know?
	With an invite.
	Ryan, who's that you're showing on the screen?
	That's Ethan.
	Oh, okay.
	The guy who killed himself wasn't a proud boy, was he?
	No, I don't believe so, no.
	That's good.
	But it really, you know, it pissed a lot of people off because it kind of just struck home like a reality check that the hopelessness is.
	Like, I definitely felt it when I was in solitary for a long time.
	You know, definitely when I was in the hole for Christmas and New Year's.
	That was ridiculously horrible.
	But like some of these people are, on top of that, they have really horrible legal counsel that are basically working for the government.
	And then they have the government threatening them with all this.
	So they literally feel like their life has just gone.
	When I first was incarcerated, even the inmates, all the news, everybody was saying, oh, I'm going to be in there for 25 years to life.
	They're going to toss me in there and throw away the key just because of who I am and what I represent.
	And if you don't know any better, you kind of fall into that and believe it.
	And so, I don't know.
	It's just, I think the government needs to start taking accountability on this stuff, or at least the people involved.
	Somebody's got to twist this around on them.
	People are killing themselves over this.
	Well, we really are on the cusp of culpability here because the government is being exposed thanks to Dinesh, thanks to that movie.
	And I really, these things are very ethereal, and it's hard to quantify exactly what is happening.
	But my gut, which hurts, by the way, says that something is changing, something big.
	I definitely feel the same way.
	And I'm hoping if there's any influence that we've given just by doing the spiritual fast, I just gave God a complete authority, man, do your work.
	I'm just putting it all in your hands.
	And I feel like, you know, something definitely feels like it's in the midst.
	But you saw the movie 2000 Mules?
	Yes, I just watched it last night.
	And it was really good.
	It's irrefutable.
	I mean, I was just saying on the show, the thing I can't get over is they're wearing these protective gloves the day after the feds caught illegal votes via fingerprints.
	Everyone has gloves after that, and they throw them in the garbage after they fill the ballot boxes.
	I mean, that alone explains everything.
	And it's unexplainable.
	Yeah, that's weird.
	It's the kind of detail that haunts you.
	And you wake up the next morning and go, what possible reason could you have for only wearing those gloves when you put the ballots in?
	Right, exactly.
	Ugh.
	The left, I think they're so smart, but then they just make the stupidest, floppiest mistakes.
	I mean, I think we can all agree.
	They're not even really hiding it at this point, a lot of the things you're doing.
	Well, they've been winning.
	They've been spoiled for so long that they don't have to try hard.
	It's like Jabba the Hutt.
	You know, no one had ever tried strangling him before.
	Well, that's awesome, man.
	Well, I hope you have a good meal tonight and congratulations on completing the fast.
	Great work.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	I appreciate it.
	Thank you.
	I mean, to you and everybody else that joined in, I can't tell you how much it means, all the support and everything, because it's pretty much all we have, you know.
	Well, I should confess that after two days, we got so sick of it that we called the prison and we said, we're going to, if any of these guys die, it's on your back.
	You're going to get sued.
	So force feed them right now.
	And they said, excuse me, sir, you have the wrong number.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's great, man.
	All right, dude.
	Well, thanks for this, and you're an inspiration.
	I appreciate that.
	You guys have a great day.
	You too.
	Cheers.
	So that's a good, good bookend to the fast, right?
	We talked to the guy who started it.
	This is a long app, but it's worth it.
	Stop, stop, dude, dude, dude, stop.
	See, doopsie.
	I closed out the page with Ethan's thing, and then that just popped.
	I had it ready.
	And I am sorry, and I'm gay.
	If you're wondering why Ryan is fired, it's because he just ruined the surprise of the final video, thereby not just destroying the show, but destroying my career, what's left of it.
	The brand.
	Destroying America.
	Wow, okay, well.
	And destroying Western civilization.
	Now, you can do what you want to me, but I'm not going to sit here and let you bad mouth the entire Western world.
	Gentlemen, final video.
	True.
	Dude, Clip Clipperson, or whoever is stealing our shit on YouTube, had better grab that part of the George Carlin thing and talk about where that picture was taken.
	Because that's huge.
	When has Judd Appetow ever taken someone's speech when they were banned and said it on the banned territory?
	It's true.
	Establishment writes history.
	History is written by the victors.
	Speaking of my career and life in the West here, you gotta fucking move, boys.
	Don't sit on your ass.
	Don't get caught sleeping.
	You gotta hustle in Clown World.
	Don't give up.
	Fucking get out there, move, dodge.
	Keep your eyeballs like this.
	Don't relax.
	Keep your head on a swivel.
	For example.
	Dude, look out, look out, look out.
	There's another one coming the other way.
	Get up, get up, get up.
	Stop lying down.
	Get up.
	Get behind that tanker, that oil thing There, get behind that.
	There's another one coming right now, right now, right now.
	Get Stave fine there.
	Oh, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	And my hurt all of you.
	But the fire burns me too.
	Can't stop that disco getting through.
	Can't stop that disco wanting you.
	There's nothing I could lock in my eyes with you.

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