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May 20, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #149 - HI VIS MAILBAG

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	That was The Descendants.
	I'm not a loser.
	Have you got my printouts, Ryan, for that?
	That was a popular hardcore band when I was a young man.
	Milo goes to college.
	It was a hardcore band that had a nerdy singer.
	And that was their sort of their gimmick.
	They made it work.
	Yeah, I know I'm a nerd.
	I know I go to MIT, but I'm the singer of a hardcore band.
	And take it or leave it.
	So they had a song called I'm Not a Loser.
	And I got an update from a baby monster who said, you got to check out the descendants.
	They're still on tour.
	They're doing these reunions, right?
	They're all old now.
	They're my age.
	But they're changing the lyrics.
	So the old lyrics for that are just dumb, like Animal House bullshit throwaway lyrics.
	Think that I'm a loser because my pants are too low.
	Think that I'm a slob because I got holes in my shoes.
	Think that my cock is just like my dirty shirt.
	It's like what an 11-year-old would write.
	Well, you can fuck off because I'm working 60 a week, right?
	And then he gets really mad at the very end of the song and he goes, you're a fucking son of a bitch, you arrogant assholes.
	Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos.
	You suck, Mr. Buttfuck.
	You don't belong here.
	Go away.
	You're fucking gay.
	You're mad.
	You've lost your temper, okay?
	That's all part of the song.
	But the new rewrite is, so we go from your pants are too tight, you fucking homos, you suck Mr. Buttfuck.
	You don't belong here, you fucking gay.
	That's awesome.
	Anyone with an adult...
	Maybe I shouldn't be showing people's addresses.
	Anyone with an adult mind gets the context of the song.
	It's a guy who's being picked on by like cool jocks or whatever, and he's retaliating, right?
	So now the line has been changed to, your pants are too tight.
	Instead of you fucking homos, it's your fucking disco.
	And instead of you suck, Mr. Buttfuck, it's and you don't belong here, you fucking gay.
	It's you don't belong here.
	Go away.
	Hey.
	Fucking terrible.
	Go away.
	Hey.
	Which is kind of gay.
	Oh, welcome back, Maddie Odell.
	Everybody, what's up?
	Good to be here.
	Good to be seen.
	The other line is, I'll have my way, because, so this is the old version.
	I'll have my way.
	You won't have a say anyway because I got you.
	You won't stand a chance.
	That's fine.
	What's the matter with that?
	It's too violent.
	So the update is, I want to have my way.
	I know I've got no say anyway because I want you.
	So just give me a chance.
	That's a different song, by the way.
	So another song was a violent song about taking someone on, fighting someone.
	And now instead of you won't stand a chance, it's, so just give me a chance.
	What the fuck?
	Who would go pay money to see those wolves?
	And he's really upset about it.
	Like he's really awkward about it where he says, well, 2022, you know, times have changed.
	And our lyrics don't have the same meaning.
	It's like the who.
	They'd used to do Hope I Die Before I Get Old.
	They'd keep playing that even when they were in their 60s because they got that.
	They got old.
	We're old and we get the context.
	It changed.
	Anyway, welcome back to the show, Maddie Odell.
	What's up, everybody?
	Of course, we have Sylvia here.
	Happy to be here.
	And we have tons of mail.
	I asked everyone to send in their high-vis teas.
	I think we overdid it.
	So let's have a moratorium on high-vis tees starting right now.
	$700 billion and a trillion three hundred billion dollars.
	Sure.
	I think we have too much here.
	I've got an Arizona toothpick to open.
	Arkansas toothpick there, buddy.
	Arkansas?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	The Bowie knife.
	We also have our sponsors, which I'm going to get to momentarily.
	First, Johnny Apple CBD.
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	We've got the tincture that takes the edge out of the coffee.
	We've got the gummies that help you to sleep at night.
	We've got the vapes.
	This is out of my generational understanding.
	This is more Ryan's field.
	I don't know what a vape is, but Ryan, you use them, right?
	I do.
	And what do you think?
	Well, first of all, I think they're great.
	Second of all, I just found that they're rechargeable, too.
	So it's a one-time use juice.
	And then on the bottom, you could recharge it if you'd like.
	Do you have any idea how gay and lame it is to put a pin on a hat?
	I guess gay.
	Is the rad zone turning into the fag zone?
	Never.
	That's a good question.
	That's a good bullish spin on the fag zone.
	That's a good question, though, Matt.
	I think it may be.
	You suck, Mr. Buttfuck.
	You don't belong Here, you fucking gay.
	No, I'm the new lyrics.
	That's like putting a pin on your shoe or your sock.
	Well, he does that with his Crocs.
	I do have gibbets.
	They're called gibbets.
	Oh, my God.
	FYI.
	No wonder your dad abandoned you when you were a baby.
	He knew you were going to suck shit.
	How would he know?
	No one's going to know.
	They're going to know.
	They're going to know.
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	And we thank them for being here since day one and supporting this show despite all the backlash from the radical left.
	Oh, no.
	Did I tell you the story about the vape?
	No.
	Ryan, they gave me one, so I don't really vape because I have asthma.
	Didn't you go to jail for vapes?
	Yeah, that's well, yeah.
	But I gave one to Jimmy, the liberal bartender.
	Oh, yes.
	And he was going to Virginia to move his mother back.
	So halfway through his trip on the train, he's in Baltimore.
	And he texts me, he goes, hey, does that thing you gave me, is it going to get me high?
	And I go, no, it'll calm me down.
	He goes, I go, why?
	He goes, some guy decided to jump in front of the train, commit suicide.
	Oh, shh.
	He was stuck three and a half hours.
	So he had the Johnny Apple CBD vape on the train to keep him calm.
	I was just with him 20 minutes ago.
	Surprised he didn't tell you the story.
	Yeah, what an asshole.
	He told me about my bet, though, which I fucked up with the Mets bet.
	Oh, yeah?
	Here's the deal with my bookie.
	He gives me, we settle every 500 bucks.
	So if I'm 500 down or 500 up, then we settle.
	So Maddie pointed out something I'd forgotten.
	I got an envelope with $570 in it.
	So when I said I was $280 down, that was that week.
	So I'm actually $484 up.
	So you're up $484.
	Yes.
	Yeah, you're still playing with house money.
	I'm still playing with house money.
	I cannot tell you.
	How many fucking baby monsters have emailed me and gone, you shouldn't be losing more money.
	Everything should be $100.
	Fuck.
	Stop explaining gambling to me.
	If Max Scherzer, who hasn't lost as an opening pitcher in like 10 years, or maybe more, if he loses, I lose a fortune.
	Obviously, if you bet on like the Cincinnati Reds, who are the last team in the league, if you bet on them, you bet $1,000 and you win, you're going to win more than $1,000.
	Similarly, if you bet on the Yankees and you lose, you're going to lose a lot because they're the number one team in the league.
	It all depends on the pitching.
	It is how many factors.
	How many factors?
	Obviously, it's not 100, 100, everything.
	But what I predict is going to happen.
	We just lost Sherzer.
	We lost Mad Max.
	So here's my prediction.
	The Mets are going to bomb.
	Plummet.
	They're going to plummet.
	What about DeGrom?
	Do you think he's coming back or what?
	Not for a while.
	But when we're at the bottom, and I predict I'm going to be $1,000 in the hole.
	Scherzer and DeGrom are going to return at the same time.
	And then it's going to be a Phoenix rising from the ashes.
	And my odds are going to be amazing.
	Oh, shit.
	They won't be amazing, though, if Scherzer and DeGrom are pitching no matter what the Mets recognize.
	Well, DeGrom may not have great odds because he's coming back from injury and stuff.
	Okay, good.
	Depends on how well he starts pitching.
	So I'll have good odds, and then I'm going to make a shit ton of money.
	Hopefully.
	But we got screwed on the Mets this week.
	Money?
	Yes.
	We were denied our show.
	We denied our game because there was no warnings in New York City.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	It rained for what?
	20 seconds.
	Like, literally 10 minutes.
	Who the fuck?
	Anyway, let's start going through some of these fucking high-vis tees.
	This was given to me by my Jew immigration lawyer who got me my citizenship.
	I think I was drinking with him.
	I don't think Jews are used to drinking alcohol much.
	I can't hear you so good.
	So I think he probably regrets giving me this.
	He was drunk out of his mind.
	Whoa, look at this one.
	Holy shit.
	Brotherhood of locomotive engineers.
	Trellin.
	There you go.
	That's a quality jacket.
	That's a fucking cracker.
	Nice.
	As they would say in Scotland.
	So is.
	Is that your new jumper size?
	This keeps getting better.
	Look at this.
	Uh-oh.
	Overalls.
	Is that Oshkosh?
	Better.
	This is the ultimate LARPing shirt.
	It's like an engineer's shirt.
	Jesus.
	It's like Christmas.
	People are going to think I work hard for a living.
	Wow.
	Look at that.
	You put those on with your fire hose pants.
	You're fucking in there, son.
	Sylvia, does this make your pussy wet?
	Definitely.
	When you see a guy with a shirt like this, you're like, this guy fucking busts his ass.
	He's going to fuck me.
	He's going to rattle my loins.
	Unbelievable.
	Amazing.
	This is amazing.
	It's definitely not beta.
	Oh, my God.
	Not beta.
	It's such a cool shirt.
	It's perfectly worn out, too.
	You know, my grandfather was such a narcissist that he would buy clothes and he'd put them under the front rug of the house.
	So when the family would walk in and out, they would break in the clothes.
	So when he was finally ready to wear them.
	Well, they probably didn't have washing machines back then.
	No, I don't think they did.
	No.
	My mother in Scotland had an outhouse.
	Yeah, so did mine.
	Yeah.
	Well, maybe our grandmother.
	We were four miles apart from each other.
	Maybe they were friends.
	Could have possibly.
	What if I said to Jesus?
	It's actually my mother's birthday today.
	Happy, heavenly birthday, Mary.
	Holy fuck, what if my mother knows your mother?
	My mom.
	What if our moms knew each other?
	Let's call My mom right now.
	There you go.
	Lorraine.
	Hear you!
	For fuck's sake, son.
	See you!
	Small!
	What says poo-poo?
	Patch, I guess.
	Look at this quality.
	People don't understand the cost that comes associated with work clothes.
	It's not cheap.
	This has a little pin on it, too.
	Oh, it's a wheel or pin.
	Hey, honey.
	Here you already in.
	Oh, I'm just great.
	Thanks, buddy.
	No, I'm just totally fine.
	I'm sitting here with my laptop and a great book.
	You have to read it.
	It's a story of, you know, Alexander Graham Bell, who invented the telephone.
	A Scotsman, wouldn't you know it?
	Lo and behold.
	A Scotsman invented something else.
	Who would have dunk it?
	Not only golf.
	Sometime soon.
	I'm here with Mattie O'Dell.
	You remember Mattie O'Dell?
	Of course.
	I love him.
	Hello, Lorraine.
	The biggest hit, I'm glad you called because I wanted to ask for this.
	The biggest hit I had with Trismans and, you know, the usual old crowd, six of us.
	I made my soup and it was curried, cheese, cauliflower.
	You know what my secret sauce was?
	Curry powder.
	And my secret sauce was HP sauce.
	Two big tablespoons.
	And that's what put it over the edge.
	I'm just considered the possibility that you might know Mattie's mum.
	Years ago.
	Years ago, back in the 60s.
	What was your mum's name, Mattie?
	Her main name was Rutherford.
	What's her full name?
	Mary Rutherford.
	Did you know Mary Rutherford from Scotland Street?
	Scotland Street in Kingston.
	In Kingston, Glasgow.
	Mary Rutherford.
	Aye.
	She had perfect hits.
	She had about eight or nine brothers and sisters.
	It sounds vaguely familiar, but I mean, well, was she associated with Sholin's school at all?
	Did she go to Sholin's?
	No, she went to Scotland Street, Scotland Street School.
	Galvin Street School.
	It's a museum now.
	Anyway, we've got to go back to the show, Mom.
	I'll call you back later.
	Love you, Ma.
	So this is another outfit.
	Look at this quality.
	Wow.
	Andale Construction.
	Nice.
	Andale Construction.
	This is not going to impress the people who are only listening to the audio.
	No, it's a visual.
	Gear Gav, Maddie, and Chinky Fag.
	Who would that be?
	Who is that?
	Maddie, Sylvia.
	Greetings from the great state of Kansas.
	Here are some shirts and a hoodie from my company.
	I apologize.
	They're a little big.
	They were blah, blah, blah, blah.
	That's not interesting.
	Sounds like a guy who might break for queeves.
	That's right.
	You go to censored.tv and you go to the shops category.
	You can get yourself an I don't break for queefs t-shirt.
	Here's another t-shirt.
	Pan-Pacific Mechanical.
	Nice.
	Wow.
	I like that.
	It's got an American flag on it.
	Oh, man.
	You know, in Texas, I was talking to a guy and I heard an expression I never heard before.
	He goes, dude, that is hand.
	He was talking about a little hand vac.
	I'd never seen one that small that had that much power before.
	They go, that thing looks great.
	You can clean up your car with that.
	He goes, dude, this is handier than a shirt with pockets.
	Handier.
	Every time I see a shirt with pockets, I think, what a quality.
	Look, this guy has instructed us on where his return address is and what size of high-viz shirt he had.
	Our high-vis shirts are coming momentarily, folks.
	Yep.
	Now, do you remember the other day when you and I were in one of our locals and there was like a high-viz convention going on?
	Yeah, that's New York every day at 3 p.m.
	The entire corner of the bar.
	The walls were glowing.
	Yeah, this guy, one of the guys came up to me that night and he was like, hey, man, we met the other day at a different bar.
	Oh, yeah, he was your best bud.
	And I was like, I don't remember you.
	I didn't say I didn't remember you.
	No, you told me either.
	I didn't remember him.
	And then I think we both slowly realized we have nothing in common and he moved on.
	The Buy Us Company, All Seasons, All Services, BuyUz.com.
	There you go.
	Look at that.
	No, BYUSCO.com.
	That looks cool.
	I'm going to be able to share some of these, boys.
	All right.
	And what do the letters say that come in?
	Enclosed, please find two high-viz landscaping shirts from the Buy Us Company out of Jonesboro, Maine.
	A horrible company with a deliberately tough to remember name because it's a front for meth dealers and such.
	Nice.
	Well, that just became our favorite shirt.
	I need that shirt.
	The Bobby P shirt.
	And everybody knows I love my Bobby P. Please, if possible, return one to XL GML.
	I am fat.
	You know, did you know this?
	My t-shirt guy told me there's a massive shortage with double XL high-viz.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Well, thank God I slimmed down to an XL.
	Large is basically all we can get.
	Jesus Christ.
	Why are some conservative celebrities, ours, public figures, who are not?
	Everybody needs to go to that place in Maine and get all that meth front people.
	What's this one?
	Ooh, look at that.
	That's fancy.
	Long sleeve, too.
	That's nice.
	Construction block, all right.
	Okay, this might not be as exciting as I thought.
	No, the block is good as far as unwrapping goes.
	It's not like you know, when they get those toy unveilings.
	What's this one now?
	See, I keep pushing this on my son.
	USA, we believe in all heroes.
	Some heroes swear in, others sour in.
	No, scour in, sorry.
	Napa is proud to support all heroes.
	See, this is an awesome shirt.
	I was pushing this on my son, and he's like, no, we already did the Nike.
	Nike already did high-viz.
	I'm like, this isn't fucking Nike, you faggot.
	This is the backbone of America.
	I go, this is a whole different thing.
	I'm trying to get you to wear high-viz in your yuppie community.
	All the parents will hate it.
	What's this one?
	Orange G-O-ML Large, please.
	Here's a gospel tract.
	You definitely need it.
	With the way you always take my Lord's name in vain.
	Sorry for the bad handwriting.
	Just rode my Harley all day and need food.
	Handshakey.
	Dude, you want to talk about need food?
	Ryan and I have not eaten in three days.
	Correct.
	And it sucks shit.
	Oh, I got you snake juice, by the way.
	Oh, he sent me a jack chick tract.
	I've never seen anyone send a jack chick tract, unironically.
	Yeah, you know what's weird about this hunger strike is so we are not eating because Proud Boys from the meandering are in prison.
	They have committed to a spiritual fast where they're only drinking water.
	So we have committed to the same.
	I've never done a hunger strike before.
	I've never done a fast before.
	I cannot tell you how much it sucks.
	I'd rather be in a gay relationship in the West Village right now if we could go to restaurants together.
	Holy shit, does it suck?
	And one weird thing about it is I've never experienced this before.
	I have no libido.
	Even Mendez could be begging to suck my dick.
	I tell her to maybe stick with flying goslings.
	This first 72 hours.
	Oh, really?
	Mental fuck goes away a little bit.
	Well, I think your body is going, I don't want you to fuck.
	I want you to get food.
	Because clearly, if you can't feed yourself, you're probably not the kind of guy who should be breeding.
	So don't worry about inseminating women.
	You're not reliable.
	So right now it's focused on getting us food.
	There you go.
	And getting good at it, if you will.
	Four more days.
	That's it.
	I think I might have been a little worse than Ryan.
	I have some confessions to do.
	96 hours.
	I had a coffee this morning with milk and sugar.
	Oh.
	What?
	Tonight, my son was eating a pizza.
	He doesn't like his pepperonis.
	He took his pepperonis off.
	I ate three little pepperonis.
	Believe it or not, when you fast, it gets you in touch with your soul, with your spirituality.
	And for whatever reason you're fasting, it does it.
	I don't know why, but it does.
	So right now it's getting me in touch with the thought of cheeseburgers.
	I think I am becoming enlightened slowly.
	Because you're dwelling on the pool.
	Last night I went to James O'Keefe's thing at Stand Up New York.
	Dude, he's crushing it.
	I think he might be on the spectrum a little bit because he focuses on a thing like musicals and then just dominates.
	Yeah, when we did that little bit where he tackles me for doing an impression of him, I was like, yeah, I was going to do this.
	He was like, oh, no, that's too much.
	And then just like, look, he was hilarious.
	He was like, I can only compute with one thing at a time.
	You throw in another.
	We don't know what we're going to do.
	Is he that mechanical?
	That's his news voice, though, you're doing it.
	That's not his normal voice.
	He said that, too.
	He's like, that's not my voice.
	It's my news voice.
	But he came out on stage.
	Obviously, it's all Project Veritas people, so they love him.
	But you know the whole story with this?
	So we've seen the recent Homo thing where this gay guy at Veritas goes, yeah, we don't do free speech, and these people are stupid, and we need to show them how to live.
	So he went to meet that guy, and the guy started running.
	They're in the upper west side.
	So James chases him, and so do the cameraman.
	And they first run into Stand Up New York.
	And the owner of Stand Up New York goes, what are you doing here?
	And he goes, sorry, I'm James O'Keefe.
	And I'm chasing a guy from Twitter, an executive.
	And the owner goes, I love you, and I hate Twitter.
	How about this?
	They start formulating a plan.
	You do stand-up, and then you call out the guy, and we'll shine a spotlight on him.
	And as they're coming up with that plan, the guy runs out.
	So he runs to a restaurant.
	And James goes, all right, great.
	This is going to be a problem.
	Goes to the restaurant, and they say, who are you?
	Exact same story again.
	And she goes, I love you.
	She's a Hungarian who grew up in Czechoslovakia under Stalin.
	And she goes, you're the best.
	I want to be, make sure you tag the name of my restaurant in your footage.
	Classic.
	So he showed all that footage and portrayed it in a comedy way at the same club where they had come up with that original plan.
	Nice.
	Stand-up New Yorker.
	Bowling balls there?
	Bowling Balls was there.
	Nice.
	There it is.
	And James O'Keefe goes, oh, look, Gavin McInnes is in the front row.
	They gave me, me and Anthony Coome, and they gave us nice seats.
	And then he goes, you look like Wilfred Brimley with AIDS.
	You stole your joke?
	That's my joke.
	He stole myself diss.
	And he's doing my impression of himself.
	And then he's getting, I don't know where this is.
	I guess it's an apartment or something.
	There is a building.
	He's trying to escape me.
	But he gets a lot of damage.
	Now that's shirt right there, bud.
	What does it say on the back?
	Villa.
	Dude, this has to be.
	That looks massive, though.
	This is a...
	2X.
	Yeah, that's a pic.
	I like how it's blinding on screen.
	I would wear this in my bike.
	So, you got what you have there, Gav.
	Going back to the fast, you didn't finish your confessions.
	Oh, yes.
	A couple pepperonis.
	So, I've also been drinking like a fish.
	I've been drinking beers, willy-nilly, whiskeys.
	That's not fasting.
	And at James O'Keeffe's thing last night, we went upstairs to like a VIP room.
	There's pizzas everywhere.
	I did not have a slice, obviously.
	But there was about this much of someone's discarded.
	Maybe they didn't like the cheese or whatever.
	Oh, yeah.
	I think my body said we need salt.
	I grabbed like a mustache worth of cheese off the pizza thing last night and I ate it.
	A mustache worth of cheese.
	A mustache worth of pizza.
	So your body has to metabolize is considered breaking your fast.
	Just so you know.
	Oh, come on.
	One little nibble.
	Yeah.
	But how is liquid?
	How is liquid different?
	How is a beer?
	Is a beer breaking the fast?
	Water.
	Water.
	You don't metabolize water.
	Like, if you have coffee, you're metabolizing the coffee.
	Okay, so I cheated.
	Yes.
	Has anyone heard from Ethan?
	No.
	How they're doing on there?
	I have an idea to end this shit.
	We have to call the prison and go.
	This is immoral.
	You have prisoners on strike.
	They could die.
	You need to shove a feeding tube up their nose and into their body now.
	That happens.
	Let's do it.
	When you refuse to eat, they will come.
	They'll be like, you want Ethan to die?
	It's been three days.
	Not after three days.
	They won't come do that.
	Well, I hope the psych doctors and all that shit.
	Hey, if there's any CEOs, CEOs out there, I'll pay you $1,000 to tackle Ethan.
	Northern prison.
	Tackle Ethan Nordine and put a feeding tube up his fucking nose because I need a cheeseburger badly.
	What about you, Ryan?
	What have you done?
	I've done what I just handed you there.
	It's a disgusting concoction.
	Yes.
	It's not good.
	But it's called snake juice.
	Is that the magnesium in the case?
	Yeah.
	Magnesium, potassium, and sodium.
	You drink fucking two liters of that.
	There's one liter, fuck.
	And this really angry Canadian guy made this drink up.
	It's pretty much the same thing they give you with an IV if you need fluids.
	So I've justified it because it keeps you feeling from shit.
	And I have work to do here.
	Yeah, did it make it taste like shit?
	Your face is like...
	It's just salty.
	It's just pure salt.
	It just tastes like salt.
	It tastes like salt water from the ocean.
	With the baking soda is there to cut down the salty soda.
	Yeah, baking.
	Why am I trusting the biggest retard I know to keep me alive?
	Because he's swole.
	I am swole.
	Now, I feel a little flat, but...
	Okay, so I went to my wife's graduation.
	They had the NYU graduation finally.
	And she fucking is eating these delicious chicken tenders.
	The most golden...
	Like Yankee Stadium could afford really good food.
	And then the fries.
	They weren't like the styrofoamy shitty fries or frozen fries.
	They were like perfect.
	They're not hand-cut.
	They're not fries.
	They were hand-cuts.
	But there are chips.
	Like at Citi Field, they have those wobbly ones.
	Franklefries.
	But within the world of frozen fries, they're pretty amazing.
	Yeah.
	Well, these were great, and it was hard not to eat them.
	So I literally, I picked one up, and I just went, fuck you.
	And then I put it back instead of eating it.
	Wow, that's beautiful.
	And Caroline has been like, she's been like, you need to give this up or in a day, give it up.
	And because it's like affecting me and my fatherhood roles.
	Because I'll just be standing there and she's like, can you help?
	And I'm like, oh, yeah, what?
	I'm just like zoning out.
	That was yesterday before the electrolytes.
	So that should make you feel better.
	He did have a knife tip of Salsa Verde today.
	Starting to film.
	Oh, minor detail you got.
	Mattifigo Kitchen.
	That was today, though.
	Puerto Ricans lie.
	That's something everyone should know.
	We do have some footage of this.
	Bring it out.
	It's unfortunately.
	Isn't it amazing when you cheat, too?
	Even if it's just a pepperoni, you get this like naked and afraid surge of energy.
	My God.
	It felt like I did a bump, for real.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's the new bump.
	It's the new bump.
	I also feel like I'm on Adderall because my body is going to get out and get food.
	Get food.
	Get in trouble.
	He consumed something he can metabolize.
	That is true.
	And my reaction is like, wow, you just gave me crack.
	Yeah.
	I'm going to make more of that tonight.
	You're going to have that sauce.
	Dude, it's real good.
	Salsa Verde.
	Home.
	I think we should break the fast real fancily like Keene Steakhouse.
	Yeah, I think that would be the best thing to do in solidarity of the prisoners, yes.
	The butcher dude at the bar, the butcher union guy, he said that Keene's is number three in the world.
	Nice.
	DeWode.
	You love their burgers.
	Oh, the burgers are.
	We can't talk about food.
	No, no, no.
	Let's start.
	How about this?
	Food is sex.
	So I could not be less attracted to my wife.
	My wife might as well be Maddie Odell lying in bed next to me.
	But I saw a lays truck reversing an 18-wheeler, and it was a Victoria's Secret truck.
	Like, chips have become the new lingerie.
	I'm surprised you went that long without eating anything.
	A couple days.
	Well, I still haven't eaten anything.
	Oh, you have?
	No, I have not.
	I can't believe you went one day without eating anything.
	I ate a grasshopper's worth of cheese pizza.
	Coffee with milk and sugar is fucking cold.
	Oh, come on.
	A tablespoon of milk and literally half a teaspoon of sugar.
	That's a severe calorie restriction, but you could eat.
	You know what they say?
	I've also been drinking Gatorade.
	They say don't.
	It's full of sugar.
	Yeah, it is full of sugar.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm going to see what sugar.
	What I was saying, black coffee and black tea, straight up tea, they say if you have a dependence on caffeine or nicotine, don't do that while you're fasting.
	That's why I had it, because you told me it was okay to have caffeine and alcohol.
	Milk isn't.
	Oh, you got to color the coffee.
	No, you don't got to color them.
	I'm a racist.
	I can't be having black liquids.
	Now.
	You like your women like you like your coffee, black and bitter.
	Dry and unforgiving.
	So that's basically that.
	And yeah, anybody who wants to join up, you can still join up now.
	Apex piping systems.
	See, the long-sleeve shirts are good when you ride.
	Yeah.
	I've got a whole new look.
	Lightweight, long-sleeve shirts work.
	So, what's going to happen with this fucking stupid hunger strike that I hate?
	You can't stop thinking about it.
	Well, it's only seven days.
	And it was funny because when I watched the story.
	I don't want to go seven fucking days.
	He said a spiritual strike.
	Right.
	Okay, I cannot do spiritual shit for a few days.
	Just don't spiritually eat.
	Like, when I was watching Jesus.
	And when I listened to Ethan, I go, he's just saying a spiritual fast.
	He says his exact words are spiritual fast.
	Right, but he also said only drinking water.
	Right.
	What, you think he's chowing down?
	He better not fucking be chowing down.
	He's dedicated.
	He's there.
	At the gym this morning, the gym owner had some Italian dude to come in right from the airport, from JFK to the gym, and he had these little like fucking powdered croissant Italian pastries.
	Nice.
	He's like, you must want one of these, right?
	You want one of these?
	Oh, he's fucking with you.
	I'm going to spar tomorrow.
	I could be around food no problem.
	Yeah, Friday.
	Everyone's spar on Friday.
	Do you actually feel hungry or do you just think about food?
	Because it's all psychological for me.
	I don't feel hungry.
	I feel fucking hungry.
	Toxic Monster Truck, that's a cool one.
	Hi, Viz.
	The cool thing with this show is you can come up with a concept.
	Like, I could have said goth.
	And then we'd have a whole goth wardrobe.
	Oh, we should get back in touch with Nate Ober.
	Who?
	He's a whackfogger.
	He's doing an NFT for you.
	It's an anti-NFT for punks.
	What's his name again?
	Nate Ober.
	Oh, yeah.
	I've talked to him online.
	He goes, man, Panic.
	He's an interesting character.
	That's for sure.
	That's a cool Pepsi one.
	Oh, we have a couple of the high-fist Pepsis.
	That was the first ones.
	Yeah.
	The Ziploc?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'm going to have to keep these together and be very careful about the paperwork so we can send them our shit back.
	Nate, speaking of sponsors.
	All right.
	All right.
	Hey, what's up, Eric?
	Eric.
	Can you see me?
	Yeah, Nate, you're coming in great.
	Catch the mic.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Nice throw, dude.
	Okay.
	I don't know if that's my throat complete enough.
	Hi, Nate.
	How are you?
	Hey, what's up, man?
	What meds are you on these days?
	In Vegas Astena for my schizo.
	I'm getting off Welbutrin, which is a good thing because I've had like really bad symptoms, digestive symptoms.
	Like what, diarrhea?
	Yeah, I've been sitting like fucking mad, dude.
	Same here.
	And I'm nauseous every morning, like a hangover.
	And it seems to be about when I started taking the Walbutrin, I had to wait to go to the gano until the COVID shit was over.
	Wait, the gyno?
	No, the gano, the gastro.
	Meat delivered.
	Yeah, I had to go get a tube.
	Your eyeballs look like golf balls.
	Are you on an Adderall?
	No, I'm not.
	You promised you're not a mess?
	Dude, you seem really dialed in.
	You should get a gun.
	Drinking these, man.
	He looks tweaked out.
	Should be dialed out.
	Oh, it's just caffeine.
	Buy guns, dude.
	No, it's beer.
	It's beer.
	We want schizophrenic and armed Nate Ober.
	All right, Nate, thanks for tuning in.
	It's great to catch you.
	This NFT thing.
	What's going on with that?
	Oh, yeah, what's your NFT thing?
	Oh, anti-NFT thing.
	I'm doing anti-NFTs, but I was kind of spreading you guys, you know, all you canceled guys.
	But now I'm starting to get back into the art of it.
	But I want to like do, I want to kick all their NFT ass, all their NFTR asses, but have them not for sale.
	All right, great.
	Sounds like a good idea.
	Thanks for tuning in, Nate.
	Later, Nate.
	Okay, hey, man.
	Hey, I didn't realize that we were on already.
	No, no, we already said bye.
	We already said bye.
	All right, boom-by.
	Bye.
	That's a blast from the past.
	I believe I fucked that guy.
	Yo, my man is stone cold straight up spun.
	Yeah, that looks pretty.
	He's tweaked out right now.
	Pretty high.
	100%.
	Not even a bullshit.
	Oh, this is a good one.
	DSB.
	Nice.
	Nice.
	I've started a new fashion here, and my son rejects it.
	Sylvia, what do you think about a young man in an affluent suburb who's like 13 years old wearing working class clothes with all of these different companies from all over the country?
	I mean, it would be a major coup.
	It's never been done.
	Do you follow me?
	What do I think of it?
	I guess he wants to stand out to be different, so maybe he's in sympathy with the working class.
	What was your last husband's, well, your present husband's job?
	What was his job?
	What is his job, or what was his job?
	The guy who's taking care of Tinkerbell's expenses.
	He did interiors, exteriors, of houses.
	Like painting?
	No, he could build.
	Tony could build anything.
	So that's something we haven't confronted on tonight's show.
	Since we last saw you, ladies and gentlemen, Sylvia lost Tinkerbell.
	Terrible.
	Oh, sorry to hear that, Sylvia.
	Yeah, she's gone.
	She had a bad heart.
	But I had her 15 years, so I'm happy I had her as long as I did.
	Now I got a little boy Chihuahua, a rescue dog.
	He's very cute.
	He's blind, isn't he?
	Your new dog?
	No, he's not blind.
	No.
	Oh, I was told he's blind.
	No, he was sleeping.
	But he's been abused.
	Whoever had him didn't feed him, and the children tortured him.
	But now he's getting very relaxed.
	And he knows he's loved, so he's pretty good.
	You know, some people don't give a damn about him.
	What's his name?
	Pee-wee.
	Pee-wee?
	And you're calling him Pee-Wee?
	Was he Pee-Wee before?
	You're keeping Pee-Wee.
	No, I'm keeping Pee-Wee.
	That was his name, and that's what he knows.
	Right.
	Now, when I picked you up for last week's show, Tinkerbell did a strange stretch on the bed and did like a...
	And she'd never cried like that before.
	Maybe she knew it was her last night.
	No, my daughter said when she was babysitting her and my daughter would go out, she would do the same thing.
	Oh, so you took her.
	But you told me she's never cried like that before.
	I never heard her do it, but my daughter told me, yeah, she had done that before.
	All right.
	Well, she's gone.
	And R.I.P. Tinkerbell.
	Rest in peace, Tinkerbell.
	And long live Peewee.
	Pee-wee.
	There you go.
	This one's cool.
	Franco Construction Services.
	By the way, in order to get your super chat, any updates on Roger Stone, Scottish Hammer asks.
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	Let's focus on our second sponsor for a second here, FOPMetals.com.
	It's a deceiving title because you think of FOP, which means a British dandy from 300 years ago.
	Stop showing that fucking live chat.
	No, I don't have any updates on Roger Stone.
	FOP is spelled P-H-A-U-P.
	And I don't care how ensconced you are in the financial industry.
	We are reaching unprecedented times here.
	Everything is completely unreliable.
	Front page of the post today had Joe Biden on a train plummeting to his death.
	We don't know what is going on.
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	Promo code Gavin.
	Put something away.
	Just a little bit.
	Just put it away.
	A few shackles.
	What's this one now?
	Look, they printed out a color printup.
	Look at that.
	Of the address.
	Of course, don't forget tickets on sale right now live in Orlando June 25th.
	That's a Friday, folks, if you're listening.
	Tinyurl.com slash censored live.
	Again, that's tinyurl.com slash censored live.
	You can also scan the code on the top left of the screen.
	What's this shirt?
	Peter's Concrete.
	There you go.
	I officially have an incredibly extensive High-Viz collection of High-Viz shit.
	We're almost done.
	We're done.
	Last three.
	Let's get some more.
	Please stop sending these, by the way.
	We're good.
	Unboxing music.
	Ooh, I like that.
	What's this guy say?
	He says.
	Love the show.
	MAGA ophthalmologist.
	Okay.
	Ooh, he's an eye doctor.
	Why would an eye doctor have this shit?
	Oh, God.
	So you can see him.
	Wait, that looks like the previous one here.
	Yeah.
	You won't go blind wearing that.
	So, Sylvia, you seem to be, you seem to have bounced back from the loss of Tinkerbell pretty well.
	Yeah, I gotta tell you, I like people, but I'm sorry to say, dogs are better than people.
	All they want is a little food for you to pet them.
	They will give up their life protecting you without you asking them to do it.
	Oh, we've got a call from prison.
	Sorry to interrupt.
	An incarcerated individual at San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department.
	This call is not private.
	It will be recorded and may be monitored.
	If you believe this should be a private call, please hang up and follow facility instructions to register this number as a private number.
	To accept this free call, press 1.
	To refuse, thank you for using Securis.
	You may start the conversation now.
	Hey, Mercedes.
	Hey, Gavin.
	How you doing?
	I'm, uh, I'm doing great.
	I'm in jail, and things are wonderful.
	I know.
	Every time I get a call from prison, I say, how you doing?
	And I realize how stupid it sounds.
	But what it really means is, like, are things, Like, is there an emergency?
	Like, say you got punched in the face an hour ago.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, you know what?
	No, I mean, if I had gotten punched in the face an hour ago, then I would be in handcuffs right now, having to explain myself.
	Because I probably would have punched back, and it would be a whole thing.
	So, I guess how you're doing really means, are things worse than usual?
	No, things are bad in the usual way.
	Yeah, okay.
	Yeah.
	So, we're live on the show.
	You're being recorded.
	You're being broadcast live.
	You've been, we believe, framed for a horrific crime.
	We think it's because you're MAGA.
	We think you're a political prisoner.
	And we are interested in your case.
	We want to know when it is, if there's any hope of you seeing a judge anytime soon.
	I go to court next Tuesday.
	So, yeah, so I'll go to court next Tuesday.
	Most people don't understand, though, that the criminal justice system does not function the way it does on TV.
	So what happens when you go to court is you go to court and the district attorney and the judge are paid out of the same ledger.
	So the district attorney will file charges against you, and the judge will go, hey, I'll do whatever the district attorney says.
	If the district attorney says, yeah, I can't really, I can't do what's wrong for a while.
	The judge says, oh, okay.
	I understand that.
	We'll just, you know, keep them locked up until then.
	That's how that works.
	That's why you've been there for, what, four years now?
	Three years?
	Yeah, over three years.
	People don't understand that this is what large bureaucracies do.
	And if you want to understand the American symptom, there's a book called The Hulag Archipelago by a man named Alexander Solgin.
	I suggest you read it because the law in its infancy and the law in its intermediate state is kind of where we're at today.
	And if you want to understand why we are in the state we're in right now, there's a book called Modern Times by Paul Johnson, which adequately explains the state of America.
	Marxism has infected every single bit of the West today.
	That's so true.
	And this is what happens when you have a welfare state, because it is absolutely abnormal, absolutely abnormal for humans to fund the Untermensch.
	What's the Untermensch?
	The Untermensch.
	The lowest of society.
	It does not make sense for humans to take their resource and their capital and say, hey, let's give it to the absolute bottom of society.
	So what should we do about the bottom of society?
	Should they starve?
	You know who should fund them?
	The Democratic liberals who have these wonderful, large ranches that they're so keen to say, hey, oh, I have a wonderful ranch out in Ohio.
	You know what, that's wonderful.
	They should put a kimblets on it.
	And then they should welcome all of those welfare people to come work on their kimlets.
	That's what they should do.
	And you know what, I think all those Hollywood liberals who love to say, oh, I'm really into farming these days.
	Oh, gosh, I love organic farms.
	Well, wonderful.
	I think you should have an organic farm.
	And all of those people who are right now part of the welfare state should come live on your organic farm and kill the soil for you.
	What a wonderful system that would be.
	And the middle classes should not be responsible for paying for them, but rather all of those Democrat, wealthy liberals who have large ranches should be the ones paying for them.
	Because historically, that's who paid for the Untermensch.
	And there's a reason for it, and they were called the landed gentry.
	You know, the Proud Boys in jail for January 6th are going on a hunger strike now, and Ryan and I have joined them.
	And they've only been in jail for a year and a half.
	Okay.
	So we're going to make our hunger strike part of your case, just starting right now somehow.
	Oh, well, you know, I don't know how well that will work.
	You guys have fun with that.
	I'm not about to starve.
	You know, if anybody should be starving, if anybody should be starving, it's those who have not worked for their food.
	Yes, good point.
	Okay, Mercedes, these are great points.
	We got to go.
	All right.
	Love you guys.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Bye.
	That's always a problem with these.
	Oh, yeah, please.
	Some sustenance.
	That's always a problem with these prison calls is you feel bad not doing the full half hour.
	But we can't.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	15 minutes, normally.
	That's the norm?
	15 minutes?
	Man, then they cut it off.
	Then you gotta wait an hour to three sisters landscaping.
	This might be gay.
	Three sisters?
	That might be some lesbians.
	Although, I don't know why.
	Lesbians don't fuck each other.
	That's a dumb thing to say.
	I mean, sisters don't fuck each other.
	All right, one of the last ones here.
	We're down to the last two.
	This seems like a fun one.
	It's like Christmas here.
	This one is Sun Tribe Solar.
	That one seems kind of gay.
	No, thanks.
	All right, last one.
	Wait, no, no.
	Like my Kilson bag?
	Now we have two more.
	gen steel erectors that's cool it's got a sexual pun and then um Same thing.
	Look at that one.
	Wow, that's quality.
	Good graphic design, working-class people.
	And then the very last one here is just the word orange.
	What the fuck is that?
	Oh, it's $100 one.
	Meddy, Ethan.
	Another shirt.
	Ethan, get closer to the mic a little more.
	Oh, yeah.
	Sorry.
	All good.
	Ryan, let's start taking calls, and why don't you explain to the viewers how calls work and how they can call in and we'll accept their calls and then we'll talk to them.
	Sure thing.
	So guys, like I said, for super chats, you already know the drill.
	You go to the site, live show, you watch it on the browser, you click the button below it.
	But in order to call in, well, that's a little different.
	You call 718-400-6959.
	That's a toll-free number.
	Actually, I don't know if that's true.
	I just hear people say that.
	718-400-6959.
	And you could call in and talk to Gavin, Maddie, or myself, or Sylvia, of course.
	And you could express any sort of thing you'd like.
	Okay?
	So that's how that works.
	I'd also like to thank everybody who followed my new Instagram as my old one was just banned today.
	It was a rough one.
	So we've broken 1,000 followers.
	Thank you very much.
	And Nope, yup, 89.
	Because I was banned.
	But let's get back to what's important.
	Are you just going to get rebanned now that you advertise that?
	Who knows?
	I don't know how they work.
	I think it's because it was linked to my...
	Or because they realized my Facebook was linked to my phone.
	Who's they?
	Who realizes all that?
	Exactly.
	Good point.
	Who are the realizers?
	I want you to know out there, if you're a realizer, you're a loser.
	Yep.
	You're out there monitoring people, deciding who can and can't have a voice.
	By the way, this is the wrong background, Rygai.
	Thanks for calling.
	Oh.
	He's got the mailbag up.
	We should do the thanks for calling.
	Yeah, let's do it.
	We should have done that when I went piss.
	You were on air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Hey, why do you think you get two things?
	You get one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It was great hearing from you.
	Bye-bye.
	All right, next call.
	To be honest, I can't be focused on making sure we, you know, have a concise half hour.
	Hello?
	Get everything else covered.
	Yellow!
	Hey, guys.
	What's going on?
	You guys can hear me?
	Yes.
	All right.
	I'm going to start this off with Gavin.
	You're the modern day Judas Christ, because I always do if he's called.
	Gavin, on the Anthony Cumiya Top On Sponsor show you're on yesterday, you were talking about how you got into better tall saw.
	And dude, I'm telling you, like, I'm not going to give any spoilers, but that is, in my mind, the greatest show ever.
	It gets better and better, which you can't say about most shows.
	And the character development and everything, like, like you were saying yesterday, that is up there with the Sopranos.
	They're better.
	I'm telling you, I think it surpasses it, man.
	It's incredible.
	I kind of wasted my call on this, but I always fumbled a bag because I'm in the presence of a God.
	But I'm just glad to see you up in the show.
	Yeah, it's fantastic.
	And thanks for calling.
	The thing about it, too, is you think you have it figured out.
	Like when the German guy who was the head foreman was lamenting the fact that he can't be with his wife and you go, he's going to kill himself.
	He's going to kill himself.
	And then the bald dude goes, hang in there.
	You go, oh, he's going to hang himself.
	They just gave it away.
	You just said, hang in there.
	And then I hate to be a spoiler, spoiler alert.
	He doesn't hang himself.
	He does something totally different, totally unpredictable.
	So you never know where you stand with that show.
	Unbelievable.
	Fucking amazing.
	And it's weird because I always say fiction is for fags and you shouldn't read novels.
	But I guess that is a novel.
	I've been thinking recently.
	I know we promote books a lot and reading on this show, but I've been thinking recently the written word might be dead.
	Like look at, look at, or even just the printed anything.
	Look at our invitation for the show in Florida, right?
	I copied it from an Animal House poster.
	I had a guy help me with the caricatures.
	I traced his caricatures and the Animal House poster.
	It looks like utter shit.
	And it doesn't inspire anyone to go to the show.
	But then look at the sizzle reel that Ryan put together that we showed yesterday.
	Let's show it again.
	There's the before.
	There's the garbage shit I did with pencil crayons for my kids' art supplies.
	No one wants to go to that.
	Do you want to go to this?
	Cut me out of it entirely.
	Yeah.
	It'd be cool if it worked.
	What would happen there?
	Computers and stuff.
	Oh shit.
	Well, you got to figure that out, my nigger.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Violent protests over a speaker on campus here in New York City.
	He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.
	He's the co-founder of Vice.
	Blaze Media no longer has a relationship with Gavin McInnes, and also YouTube decided to delete McGinnis' account, leaving the Vice Media co-founder without any major social media platform.
	Yeah, like Gavin is considered like a war criminal at this point.
	I know Gavin very well.
	So Anthony Kumiya was part of OP and Anthony, or he was part of OP and Anthony.
	Opi and Anthony are no more.
	Serious except pulling the plug on Anthony Kumia this week for his seemingly hate-filled remarks on Twitter.
	Yeah, it's all America, You dumb motherfucker They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around I'm in a weird situation as a comedian because I was only ten years in as a stand-up when I got the show on food network videos host on the food network show Jennifer's food no less than four times use the n-word by the way have you had a pussy lately
	hot so so hot that it it's confusing 8.5 yes Bob Levy looks like a beautiful grandma he looks like Elon Musk's mom where it was a woman who had an incredible moment in the sun in the 1960s or 50s and today is just a beautiful older woman
	then we'll go back behind the paywall oh yeah go ahead call her hey what's up fellas hey time for a yo what's happening hey yeah so uh i agree with you gavin about that uh like slovakian drummer chick being 11.
	of angel's envy i would prefer prefer yummy new to a victorious Secret model because it would be like a real romp.
	You could sit on her face and slap her ass and do whatever you want.
	That doesn't constitute a sports illustrated cover model.
	What do you think she weighs in at?
	200 plus?
	Definitely.
	100%.
	So the sports illustrated swimsuit issues are not check out this hot chick you want to fuck.
	No, sorry.
	Check out this hot chick you think is the most beautiful woman around.
	It's that's what it is.
	Sorry.
	That's what they're going for.
	Now, chicks you want to fuck, it's going to be a fat six most of the time.
	Anyway, thanks for calling me.
	Pull up Yummy New and let's ask Sylvia what she thinks.
	In the meantime, here's...
	She's a big mama.
	Here's the thing that's $100 guy?
	Yeah.
	I think he made this.
	He said.
	The song I made.
	It looks a little dumb, man.
	Okay, that's it.
	Hey?
	What is this band called?
	The Nines?
	Mexicans with blonde hair are especially attractive.
	Sounds like a pure.
	Can't hear you, lady.
	Yeah.
	I think they need a vocalist.
	Yeah.
	And here's some yummy niggas.
	She doesn't have much of a voice.
	No, it's muted.
	Maybe that was the sound guy's problem.
	So, Sylvia, this woman was on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
	What do you think?
	The picture up above, Ryan, is the cover, I believe.
	She's pretty.
	The one on the left.
	She's definitely facially pretty, but what about her body?
	She's a little chunky.
	A little?
	But what the heck is she doing?
	Yeah.
	What is she doing on Sports Illustrated?
	Exactly.
	Is that a swimsuit model?
	Got some real sports figures on it.
	No, Sylvia, you understand that Sports Illustrated once a year stops showing sports people on the front and they show swimsuit models.
	You know that, right?
	No, I didn't.
	Oh, that's a thing.
	So once a year they show a swimsuit model and they show the prettiest girl, you know, available to man.
	And recently they've been showing like old ladies and fat pigs and Yummy New is their first fat pig.
	Yeah.
	Then they got the 74-year-old.
	Yeah, she's not either.
	No, she's a gorgeous 74-year-old like Sylvia, but should she be on the cover of a magazine?
	Exactly.
	No.
	How old are you, Sylvia?
	No, I don't think so.
	You mean you won't say your age?
	No, it's just not appropriate.
	Woman never tells.
	I don't care how good she looks.
	How old are you?
	Me, I'm 79.
	70 what?
	79.
	Okay, relax.
	Okay, brief letter here.
	Guys, check out this chick on TikTok.
	She's like six feet tall, but she has one tiny leg that is what, half the length it should be.
	But that's not the weird part.
	At the bottom of that is a half leg with a tiny backwards foot.
	I'm sort of torn here because she's naturally attractive and seems to have good 80s boobs, the ones that fall nicely and become a teardrop shape.
	Oh, my lord.
	Don't get me wrong.
	She's not a nine, probably not even an eight, but she's a solid 6.5?
	That's a seven.
	I know most normal guys immediately think, can I bang this chick?
	And it got me thinking, what if this tiny leg backwards foot is helpful?
	She looks incredibly stable on her one knee and baby foot, and it faces backwards.
	This offers more stability for intense oral, if that's your thing.
	But what's the trade-off?
	Can you deal with that little leg starting to rub your crotch in the middle of the night when she wants to get some action?
	I think I would put a cat collar with a bell on it just to know when she starts moving it so I'm not taken by surprise.
	But the more I think about it, I don't know if I could even do that.
	I think it would be better if she removed the foot and just had a rounded bottom.
	And it was just like an amputee.
	So I don't know if you know this, sir, but what they do with people who are going to have a shit leg like this is they cut it off and reverse it.
	So the foot's facing backwards.
	And the reason they do that is it fits so perfectly into a prosthetic.
	A stub is not a pleasant thing to put in a prosthetic.
	It gets worn away.
	It's abrasive.
	It's a nightmare.
	But a backwards foot fits beautifully in a prosthetic.
	And now your heel becomes a knee.
	So that's why surgeons do that to people with this affliction.
	Now, yes, she's a six.
	I'm sorry, but I don't have to sound shallow, but that would be a deal breaker.
	That's a deal breaker for you?
	Yeah.
	Now, you once had sex with a bodybuilder, once you?
	Yes, yes, I did.
	And your contention was it was no bueno.
	Somebody to pull like that.
	It felt like grabbing a dude.
	Yeah, I'd imagine.
	Hard arms.
	She's a beautiful girl and lovely person.
	But it was just like awkward.
	A big part of touching a woman is how soft and fleshy she is.
	But if you touch a woman and you feel like hard.
	Nothing like that.
	By the way, to be clear, I would love to fuck Yummy New for a night.
	More than I would like to fuck the top Victoria's Secret supermodel.
	But she shouldn't be lauded as the perfect woman because she's not.
	She's a drunken fuck.
	Well, how long do you think it is before Sports Illustrated puts a man, trans man.
	I'm surprised it has not happened yet.
	I would estimate next year.
	Sylvia, who's the least attractive dude you ever had sex with?
	I found them all attractive where I wouldn't have gone to bed with them.
	There wasn't one where you were doing it for, I don't know, some sort of promotion or personal gain?
	Yeah, nope.
	You were in love with them all.
	No, I didn't love them.
	It was just pure sexual attraction.
	You had chemistry.
	You forgot this trends.
	Brazilian model Valentina Sanpiao.
	Oh, it's already happened, my friend.
	For fuck's sake, San Francisco.
	How long?
	How long?
	How about last year?
	Hi, guys.
	Yeah, but what is that, like Spanish or South American Sports Illustrated?
	Still counts.
	Oh, Lord.
	Still counts.
	All right, so let's go behind the paywall now.
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	No punches are pulled.
	We fucking spill all the beans on this show.
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	I love Daily Wire.
	I love Tucker Carlson.
	I love a lot of right-wing shows, but they talk like pussies.
	They talk like a fag and their shit's all retarded.
	We talk normal like you talk in bars.
	And it's rare that you can get the news with normal conversation.
	Didn't used to be unusual, but it is now.
	So without further ado, I would like to say to the freeloaders, goodbye.
	We'll be, of course, sticking around for another 45 minutes for the guys who pay and every other day of the week.
	But to everyone who's about to leave us, get fired.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Violent protests over a speaker on campus here in New York City.
	He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.
	He's the co-founder of Vice.
	Blaze Media no longer has a relationship with Gavin McGinnis, and also YouTube decided to delete McGinnis' account, leaving the Vice Media co-founder without any major social media platform.
	Yeah, like Gavin is considered like a war criminal at this point.
	I know Gavin very well.
	So Anthony Kumia is part of Opie and Anthony, or he was part of Opie and Anthony.
	Opi and Anthony are no more.
	SiriusXM pulling the plug on Anthony Kumia this week for his seemingly hate-filled remarks on Twitter.
	Yeah, it's all America, you dumb motherfucker.
	They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.
	I'm in a weird situation as a comedian because I was only 10 years in as a stand-up when I got the show on Food Network.
	Yeah, Josh Daniel, the host of the Food Network show Genomics Food, no less than four times used the N-word.
	Oh no.
	No, we didn't.
	I asked you not to say the N-word.
	By the way, have you had a pussy lately?
	Whatever.
	And you come back in the dinner.
	And you go, oh my.
	Why can't I keep my bitches?
	All right, so what do we got?
	We got live chats, we got calls, we got Sylvia, we got Maddie.
	A lot of variety here.
	Here's one that just came in a minute ago.
	I got to hear my child's heartbeat for the first time today.
	It was an incredible experience.
	This is my first child, and I can already tell a big change going on in my life.
	I can't even fathom people wanting to kill babies in the womb.
	Well, one thing I will say to this guy is a lot of the babies that are aborted are dicks.
	I didn't know that.
	Yeah, you don't see that in the media.
	Interview them.
	You can kind of tell.
	A lot of the women who get abortions can sense that their baby's going to be a shithead, and so they kill it, and they save us a lot of problems.
	I mean, some of them could have become the next Jack the Ripper.
	Ever think of that?
	So sometimes abortions save lives because you could be aborting a murderer.
	Cereal murderer.
	I could murder some cereal right now.
	Oh, my God.
	Some cereal, some honey nut Cheerios.
	With a little bit of grizzled.
	Cinnamon toast crunch.
	Ooh, CTC.
	Do you find yourself planning?
	We talked about this earlier, but you're like, oh, I'm near Chick-fil-A.
	I'll get some Chick-fil-A.
	Yep.
	Let me tell you something.
	When you guys...
	Well, Gavin, you've been cheating, but Ryan.
	I've not been.
	Come on!
	Ryan, when you're in the middle of the spot.
	I had an eraser's running spoof.
	Excuse me, Gavin.
	Me and Maddie are talking real hard.
	Do not go out and gorge yourself with food because you're going to get violently sick.
	Yes, I know, I bet.
	I've been looking into it as somebody who's taking this seriously.
	Unlike some people.
	You will eat like a glutton and you will pay for it.
	I heard.
	What will happen?
	Diarrhea?
	Oh, we eat it.
	You don't need to know.
	Puking, diarrhea.
	Because your system's not used to it.
	Yeah, there's a proud boy, David Kyriakos, the brown guy who called the bluff on Max and John's trial and said, you're not going to prosecute me.
	I'm brown.
	And he was right.
	Yeah.
	He did 10 days.
	And he goes, food disgusted me.
	Rikers Island.
	Yeah.
	He said, no, he never went to Rikers.
	He didn't do any time at all.
	Oh, he did a 10-day fast.
	No, he did 10.
	It's unrelated.
	10 days is his own thing.
	It's got nothing to do with any Prowboy stuff.
	But he goes, food, I'd see people eating, I'd want to barf.
	His Indian heritage.
	Maybe.
	But yeah, you're right.
	When he finally started again, I think he could only do like soup.
	I'm going to do prunes.
	I'm starting with prunes.
	I'm going to suck You off and drink your cum.
	Don't do that.
	Let's get back to abortion.
	I think a woman has every right to have one.
	If you sleep with somebody and you wind up pregnant, I don't think you should have the child.
	Then there's women that have too many children who cannot afford to take care of another one.
	I think they have a right to have an abortion too.
	So now they're trying to make it illegal, but some of the states are going to let them have an abortion.
	Have you ever had an abortion, Sylvia?
	Yeah, I have.
	How many?
	No comment.
	I've had a lot.
	Oh, really?
	Yep.
	You've had a lot of abortions.
	Yes, I have.
	But after the first one, wouldn't you go on birth control?
	Or at least.
	Did the guy wear a condom?
	I didn't.
	Why wouldn't you go on birth control?
	I didn't know I didn't.
	Well, 50 years ago, I guess safe sex wasn't the practice.
	They didn't have AIDS.
	But Sylvia, they had birth control.
	Yeah, I know.
	But you weren't interested.
	I never thought about it.
	I was just lucky I never caught a disease.
	There you go.
	So catching a disease is worse than having a child inside of you?
	I think if you sleep with somebody one time, I don't think you ought to have their baby.
	And you're single and you can't afford it.
	Why would that idiot come in you?
	Doesn't he know how life works?
	Don't I know how what works?
	No, the guy who comes in you, like, doesn't he understand what he's doing?
	I don't care.
	They're just looking to get laid.
	Yeah, but I've never gotten a woman pregnant.
	I didn't want to get pregnant.
	I would pull out.
	Well, maybe you had a relationship with a woman.
	I didn't have a relationship with the men I slept with.
	So they would just jizzen you.
	It was a one-light stand.
	What was the racial breakdown of these gentlemen who would ejaculate inside of your body?
	They were one-light stands.
	But what was what, like out of ten, how many would be black?
	Stands?
	Those are Irish then.
	None of them were black.
	Oh, really?
	It was only white guys you aborted?
	Oh, it just happened that way.
	Had nothing to do with color.
	Okay, so what years are we talking here?
	70s, 80s, 90s?
	I don't know.
	I think the 70s.
	Yeah.
	So when is it wrong to have an abortion?
	I don't think it's wrong.
	No, but what about nine months?
	Oh, yeah.
	Forget it.
	You can't have one.
	It'll kill you.
	How about seven months?
	No.
	Six.
	I think the limit is six weeks.
	Eight weeks.
	Yeah, you have to be a minimum of seven weeks before they'll do one.
	Look, years ago, with Catholic people, they'd let the mother die and save the baby.
	How the hell is that right?
	Because she was a trifling whore.
	That sounds pretty bad.
	That's true, though.
	So you think...
	Well, the law right now in New York is nine months is any time, anytime at all.
	But it sounds like you're saying six weeks is reasonable.
	So you miss one period, you can get an abortion, but then...
	I think six or eight weeks.
	No, it has to be a minimum of seven.
	Seven years.
	You have to be seven weeks pregnant before they will do an abortion.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So, Sylvia, I'm trying to narrow down a number.
	Would you say you can have an abortion at two months and then you can't after two months?
	Correct.
	Two months.
	You put your life in danger and no legitimate doctor is going to give you one.
	Eight weeks.
	Oh, legitimate doctors are doing it all over town.
	Oh, yeah.
	At nine, third trimester is not an issue.
	Almost like days before birth.
	As the head crowns, they inject something.
	Well, these lefties are talking about fucking after the baby's born.
	11 months.
	Comparing them to chimps.
	Monkeys.
	I couldn't fucking believe it.
	Whenever the woman want to.
	It's the woman choice.
	13 months, you're more advanced than a monkey, so it's okay.
	Sounds good to me.
	Whenever the women want.
	Let's just start fucking killing random kids.
	Here's a fucking inside.
	$100 super chat coming up.
	Did you see that one lady?
	Whenever the woman wants.
	Whatever the woman wants.
	Okay.
	Like.
	Uh-oh.
	I think our baby monster Facebook group got nuked.
	Nuked?
	They've been doing a nuking.
	I think they did a backup Telegram chat.
	Okay.
	TME slash bald eagle2021.
	Please show the baby monsters this teaser so they can subscribe to my YouTube channel.
	I'm always on.
	I think so, man.
	I got to look.
	I didn't go on my socials today.
	Follow How Dare You Media.
	He's a good lad.
	When did you get banned from Instagram, Ryan?
	This morning.
	Or I noticed this morning.
	It said this.
	What did we do yesterday?
	Nothing.
	I posted Martin Sarah.
	We appeared.
	I went to James O'Keefe's party.
	Yeah, you went.
	But that was...
	Ryan wasn't there, was he?
	No.
	No, but that's why he's banned.
	But James O'Keefe is back.
	I mean, he's not even banned.
	He's banned from everything.
	He's on.
	No.
	He's banned from Twitter and all that.
	He's on Instagram.
	He's verified on Instagram.
	I don't get those blue shits.
	I don't know what's going on there.
	But how dare you, Media, send in $100 for us to watch this chat?
	Okay.
	I mean this vid.
	Sure.
	No problem.
	No, I don't want to unsubscribe.
	See, they're trying to fucking big tech me again.
	In America, we're unapologetic.
	We have guns.
	If you come to our fucking house, we'll fucking kill you.
	Fucking German guy.
	We don't want, you know, people telling us what to do.
	None of the politics of San Francisco.
	It's kind of it's the fair capital of the world.
	Is that do you think?
	No, that's what people say.
	I don't say it.
	Over LA, do you think?
	I don't know, I don't know about LA.
	I just know San Francisco.
	And I think I just came here five minutes ago, and I think it's the fair capital of the world.
	What do you think?
	A lot of gays.
	And in San Francisco?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Why are you telling me that?
	No, there's nothing wrong with that.
	I didn't quite understand this information.
	What's your plan?
	Chico is British.
	Politically grooming or just call it what it is, pedophilia.
	Oh, are you cow?
	I'm not a domestic terrorist.
	I'm a mom.
	What's your plan?
	What's your mom?
	Are you a leader?
	Oh, are your father?
	I don't think without penal consent.
	Your opinion is absolutely outrageous and you're a terrorist.
	Yeah, I'm not sure.
	Burn America!
	Burning hell!
	But I think this is a disgusting and sick and satanic fucking place by the Democratic Party.
	I'm gonna kick these off.
	Where is our world going, dude?
	Fuck that map.
	I don't know.
	No, fuck your mask.
	Don't fuck your mask.
	Just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean it isn't true.
	If somebody says the earth is flat and somebody says the earth is round, somebody's wrong.
	And people who don't believe in God are wrong.
	You have a cross on his forehead?
	That big skinhead thing in the 80s.
	Cool, great.
	Good stuff.
	All right, let's take a call.
	I'm missing people.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Oh, Jenna, on the line, 901.
	What's going on, Jenna?
	Hey, guys.
	Hey.
	Sylvia.
	Hey, girl.
	So I found someone with the sprinkles.
	Oh.
	Not the sprinkles.
	Fuck our justice system.
	Sorry, I had to say that because someone paid $500 for that.
	Thanks, Christy.
	But go ahead, Jenna.
	Who's got the sprinkles?
	Let me guess.
	Chris Rock.
	Have you heard of JP Sears?
	No.
	You might know him.
	JP Sears.
	Yeah, have you ever seen, there's a video called How to Become Gluten Intolerant.
	It's like his most famous one.
	And he also has one called What If Meat Eaters Talked Like Vegetarians.
	That one's really funny, too.
	But.
	Wait, is this a guy with long red hair?
	Yes.
	Yeah, I know he's good, and I love everything he stands for.
	But I don't know.
	There's something I don't enjoy.
	I can't explain it.
	Maybe it's visual.
	Maybe it's visual.
	He's been red-tilled.
	Did you know that?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I know the guy well.
	I've watched, I've even sent some of his videos to my wife saying you should check this out.
	But I can't explain it.
	He does not have the sprinkles.
	There's something not perfect about him.
	I'm sorry.
	Have you seen the one about life jackets?
	Oh my God, that is my favorite.
	The one about what?
	Life jackets.
	Life jackets.
	All right, we'll check it out right now.
	And I'll try to pinpoint it.
	Oh, it's kind of long, though.
	I can't love him.
	Anyway, thanks for coming.
	No, it's not seven.
	It's the one that's five men.
	I like that.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, the one about life jackets is funny.
	It's, you know, comparative to the mask syndrome.
	And the vax.
	Dude, we have a breaking news.
	A crime from right down the street from the studio.
	A couple Bronx.
	Shot to death and burned alive.
	Whoa.
	Oh, my God.
	I'm emailing it to you now.
	We should do Man on the Street.
	Yeah, we should go there now.
	This is exciting.
	This is about a 17-minute walk, maybe a 13-minute walk from our studio.
	A doomed young couple found shot to death and burned beyond recognition in a car at a Bronx park where victims of a deadly gang war sparked by a stolen purse, law enforcement sources told the Post.
	Nikki Huang and ex-college hoopster Jesse Perilla, 22, were executed in a series of retaliatory shootings that erupted after Huang gripped to her gangster after Wang griped to her gangster pals that a rival crew mugged her last Sunday,
	stealing her handbag.
	This is not tonight.
	It's not live.
	Okay, well, it just was came on the front page of the post.
	Helen Bay and Splip.
	Yeah, that's by Orchard Beach.
	It's close to co-ops.
	I biked it.
	I think I biked her.
	Okay.
	Perilla was not part of a deadly beef between the rival up the hill and down the hill cruise.
	Up the hill and down the hill are the two big crews there.
	Very literal for a crew name.
	Yeah.
	And only wound up getting mixed up in the bloodshed while spending time with Wang.
	Right now it looks like he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
	Isn't it weird how some random Asian chick is responsible for this Puerto Rican getting killed?
	That's the power of that.
	Wow.
	The ex-Hoopster's mother, Michelle Morales, who owned the car the pair was killed in, said her son knew Wang from middle school.
	He was a good-hearted person just helping out a friend with a ride.
	She said through tears, I don't think he was aware of anything.
	That's pretty intense to fucking shoot them and then burn the car.
	Yeah.
	Well, trying to get rid of evidence.
	That means they had actually either reached in the car or touched the car.
	But how, you're not getting rid of evidence.
	We're going to find who it is.
	Oh, I see.
	They're getting rid of the fingerprints.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That car's pretty torch.
	It's funny, right down the street from there, when I was a young man, in my younger day, we used to go down there because there's horse riding trails by going to Orchard Beach and City Island.
	The little equestrians.
	All the stolen cars we used to come across, we'd go there and burn them.
	Oh, really?
	All the insurance shops and shit like that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Wow, that's by Turtle Cove where the driving range is.
	Slightly down from the golf course.
	Huh.
	That place that they rent horses now, right?
	You can do horse rides and the trails?
	You can do that.
	Yeah, I passed that with my bike every day.
	I knew that road to look familiar.
	Holy shit.
	We used to have a little parking lot, and we used to hang out in there when I was growing up.
	We called it the Point.
	It was just a big empty lot.
	We all used to go there, park.
	And so people would go there to burn cars?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Oh, it was notorious.
	That must be where they got it from.
	That's the thing.
	That's the burning car people.
	You would pull in off the horse trail and you'd go down and the train tracks come up the Metro North.
	So we'd go down there, torch the car, and walk up the train tracks back up to Westchester.
	Ryan, that's over.
	I'm not too worried about that.
	pass there with your bike.
	Is English your second language?
	I get nervous sometimes.
	ESL.
	I passed there with my bike.
	That was a good class when I went to school.
	So I'm totally having a great time here in America.
	I'm going around the Bronx.
	And what I would do, I heard about a couple who were burned alive in a car.
	And I used to pass by there with my bike.
	I would be sitting on my bike pedaling, and it would make it go forward, you know?
	And it was not far from when the criminals would burn the cars.
	I don't sound that way.
	I sound different.
	ESL was a class in my high school and junior high school.
	English is a second language.
	All right, let's watch this redhead.
	I love this guy, by the way, but I can't explain why I don't love him.
	I'm going to a little swimming.
	You got to wear a life jacket or else you can't come in.
	No, I'm good.
	Thank you, though.
	Life jackets are mandatory.
	Mandatory to wear a life jacket when you swim?
	And when you're not swimming, too.
	Why?
	Cases of people getting wet are going through the roof.
	It's a scary time.
	Put it on.
	But that doesn't mean they're drowning.
	People get wet every day.
	It's part of life.
	0.00001182% of all people drown each year.
	That's pretty cool.
	Anyway, yeah, I don't like him.
	Sorry.
	He's funny.
	I love what he's doing.
	Everything he says is perfectly accurate.
	He's one of us.
	I don't like punching right.
	I love that skate.
	But it just doesn't have the sprinkles, and I apologize.
	Dang.
	For not loving it.
	He's very informative, though.
	Who me?
	Yeah.
	I've only seen him on Luke Radowski's page.
	Yeah, he's been expanding.
	Yeah, I've seen him with a bunch of other comedians also.
	That's the thing, though.
	He's got all of the ingredients.
	I'll pass by with your bike.
	I'll pass by with my bike.
	He's got all the ingredients of somebody that I like, but I wouldn't say sprinkles, but I enjoy them.
	Yeah, I don't like funny political.
	It's socially awkward a little skits.
	But maybe it's just stick.
	All right.
	Like, I like my information straight up.
	That's kind of like you give that to a liberal friend.
	Sylvia, have you ever been in a fist fight?
	Oh.
	Yeah, I've seen one.
	She's seen one.
	No, have you ever been in one?
	Have you ever punched anyone in the face in your life?
	She's a lady.
	Ladies don't fist fight.
	You've never punched anyone in their face in your life?
	No.
	Wow.
	That's impressive.
	Let her punch you.
	It'll be your first punch.
	No, he's going to get punched tomorrow a lot.
	Oh, yeah.
	You're going to dance tomorrow, buddy.
	How's that forehead going to feel?
	In a way, I feel kind of resigned to it, like getting a shot, you know?
	He's going to get in there and just have a shot.
	That fluffy straight.
	We got a caller.
	I don't feel ambitious about it.
	Tommy Baggs?
	Tommy Baggs.
	John the Bach.
	John the cop.
	Uh-oh.
	What about Huey?
	He comes at me like the Spider-Man guy, Rhino.
	Is Huey dancing tomorrow or no?
	Huey's got, he just had your shit done.
	Oh, a blade.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He had an ablation, so I'm not sure he can spar.
	No, I don't think so.
	That dude's falling apart like a jalapi.
	He's had his hip replaced.
	He's my age.
	Our age.
	He's had his hip replaced, and he's had the fucking ablations like twice.
	Oh, I told you I went to the heart doctor the other day.
	What did he say?
	I put it off.
	I said, I got to go back August 30th.
	Because I told him I don't want to do anything over summer because I'm riding to Arkansas and all that stuff.
	So I got my trips planned.
	So after all my summer activities, I'll go in and do it.
	Then I'll go in.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, what are they going to say?
	They're going to say your heart sucks.
	Yeah.
	Well, they want to put that watchman device in.
	The thing that opens up and the skin grows over it, the umbrella.
	No, I don't know about that.
	What's it called?
	A watchman device.
	Any technology that's in your head?
	It seals off like this.
	There's enough to go to Mars.
	There's a chicken wing appendage in your upper left atria.
	Incredible.
	So no blood clots form there, and I get off blood thinners.
	Blood clot.
	Blood clad.
	Keep the blood cloth.
	No, John Joseph forms there.
	Who's there on the phone?
	Go ahead, call her.
	Hey, it's James.
	I just had a, first of all, I just want to say thank you to Maddie for all the Maddie shitty little kitchen stuff.
	It's tremendous.
	I've made the beef one, the steak one, and then I saw the chicken one just this morning, so I'm definitely going to make that again.
	Oh, definitely.
	Whole baked chicken is the best, but set it and forget it.
	Yeah, awesome.
	Thank you.
	The question was, so for, I think you brought it up in Anthony's show yesterday where you mentioned encountering people who are like a little bit, you know, sociopathic.
	You know, they don't quite look at you the same as like a normal person.
	And it just reminded me of this conversation I had with a guy who was a prison warden in one of the jails in New South Wales here.
	Anyway, long story short, there's a guy, one of our most infamous serial killers is this guy called Ivan Millat.
	And this guy who was the prison warden in the actual prison said you could like, he would be looking the other way and you could feel this guy like enter the room.
	He was so creepy and so like, like weird and like evil sounding that you couldn't really look him in the eye either.
	So I just wanted to see, I've been in like situations where you're walking down the street and you go, oh, Crocky, I probably shouldn't be here right now.
	But I just wanted to see if either Maddie or Gavin or Sylvia or Ryan or whoever has ever encountered anything like that where somebody's just like mad creepy.
	So thanks.
	I've come across stone cold sociopaths in my time.
	Guys that'll look you dead in the face and smile at you and put a bullet in your head.
	But there are soulless, lifeless people.
	I've come across them in prison and it's just like their eyes are just black and there's nothing there.
	It's just no conscience, no empathy, no anything.
	They could kill you or you could kill them.
	They wouldn't give a fuck spaghetti dinner over your body.
	100%.
	What percentage of the guys in prison you met were sociopath bad dudes who just 2%.
	Two?
	Two, two.
	One to two.
	That means 98% of the people were fixable.
	Yeah, I'd say 95%.
	I'd say only 5% of the people.
	And listen, I've been in prisons and jails and everything for the cumulative time of 10 years.
	There is a reason there are prisons.
	There are stone cold.
	Just people wake up every day just want to hurt people.
	They need to be there.
	They're like human pit bulls.
	Pretty much.
	What do you say?
	No, not you.
	Like lizards, like reptiles, they're like soulless.
	Birds are like soulless.
	They just kill and eat and maim without emotion or anything like that.
	Should we just kill those people?
	Well, that's why they had the death penalties.
	But you can't kill everyone anymore.
	Like pedophiles.
	But should you?
	We should just kill them.
	Yes, we should all kill pedophiles, of course.
	Of course.
	What about those sociopaths with the black eyes?
	Should they just be killed?
	Well, yeah, because there's nothing correcting them or rehabilitating them.
	They're never going to have a happy family and be mowing the lawn.
	The next day, they're going to just start doing what they do.
	There's pure evil in this world.
	Make no mistakes about it.
	How'd your interview with Jim Goad go?
	Oh, it went well.
	It got released today on Census Presents.
	Yep.
	And what did you guys talk about?
	I think it was a pretty good back and forth conversation about the differences and the similarities between the criminal justice system on the West Coast and the East Coast and the characteristics of inmates on both coasts.
	And what is the difference generally?
	The biggest, the difference is like the politics of West Coast and East Coast.
	Like on the West Coast, it's predominantly by race.
	It's not so much on the East Coast.
	But it was one good question he asked.
	He said, what do you think the majority of the prisoners had in common or why they ended up?
	And it was, him and I both had the same answer.
	It was like broken homes.
	Single family, single parents, broken homes, no supervision, stuff like that.
	Huh.
	Yeah.
	I've heard that before, that with West Coast, like if a white guy goes and plays cards with a black guy, it's a huge fucking deal.
	Oh, yeah.
	But in the East Coast, no one cares.
	But why is that?
	Maybe it's because in the West Coast...
	Politics.
	In the West Coast, the numbers are more like a third, a third, a third.
	Whereas in the East Coast, it's predominantly white.
	Well, it's predominantly, I would say it's predominantly black.
	Oh, predominantly black.
	In California, I would definitely say it's probably third white, third Spanish, third black.
	Like, it's kind of more...
	Oh, so I'm wrong.
	So here in the East Coast, it's a third, a third, a third.
	No, wait, sorry.
	No, no, California's probably.
	California's a third or third or third.
	But East Coast is like, what, 75% black?
	It's a higher number.
	Like, all right.
	The last federal penitentiary I was in, there was 1,200 inmates and there was 94 whites.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Holy.
	It was less than 100 out of 1,200.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	10%.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Yep.
	So they don't give a fuck.
	They don't dislike you.
	They don't give a fuck about you.
	Like, what's...
	Do black guys play poker with white guys?
	The poker gambling tables that were run, as long as your money's good, they don't care.
	You know, there was always the Chinese Tongs, like from the Lower East Side, like all those guys, the triads and all that, they had big money.
	The Italians had big money.
	It was usually just, I would say, white Italians.
	Italians don't consider themselves white.
	The prison sometimes is kind of crazy.
	I'm like, I'm the way.
	I'm like, okay, whatever.
	But it would be like white, Italians, and Chinese.
	I mean, you're talking like tens of thousands of dollars being gambled on the prison yard.
	And how do you pay it?
	Outside money.
	So you call your girlfriend and say, we owe Johnny Wong.
	Send a birthday card with $10 in it.
	It may be $10,000.
	Send a birthday card to this person for $10.
	And it's already a prearranged code.
	Wow.
	They do listen to the phones.
	Because I fucked up and mentioned one time I was on the phone with my girlfriend and I was like, hey, did this guy, Johnny, come by and drop you off money that he was supposed to give you?
	She's like, no, and I said, man, I'm going to fucking strangle this fucking guy.
	And literally before afternoon count, I was called down to the lieutenant's office, got a phone shot.
	They're like, oh, you're up there running your mouth on the phones.
	Who's this guy, Johnny?
	You're going to strangle him, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	I'm like, I'm not going to tell you so.
	So I lost my phone privileges, had to go to the shoe, go to the DHO, all that fucking bullshit.
	But yeah, they do listen to everything.
	And my last violation was, you know, they recorded 27 phone conversations with my buddy who was in prison, guy in the club at the time.
	And they recorded it, transcribed it, and violated me for, because I remember you had to press one to accept the call.
	Yeah, they said you shouldn't have spoken to him.
	And you said he called me, and they said, no, you accepted it by pressing one.
	You didn't accept the call.
	That's how they got me for non-association.
	Cocksuckers.
	Here's a question for you.
	What's the biggest misconceptions about prison?
	The Pinto Homez, in your opinion.
	And have you ever had to pack a piece in the trunk?
	Yeah, that means if you're boofing it or on the west coast, you would say keystring it.
	Maybe you would put a weapon up.
	Shove a gun up your ass?
	No, a knife, a shiv, a snake, whatever you want to call it.
	I would assume if you put a gun up your ass, you'd want to have some sort of a cover on it.
	Yeah, you would wrap it up because that's why they tell you to squat and cough.
	Because it's going to push it out.
	Correct.
	They're going to see the base of it at least.
	It could stab you internally or whatever.
	But no, they wrap.
	Trust me.
	People put shit up the trunk all the time.
	You know what I would put up my ass if I was going to jail?
	My wife and kids.
	Good luck with that.
	Because I love them to death and I wouldn't want to be away from them.
	And then I would get them out when we got in the cell and I would hang out with them.
	And then anytime the guard would come by, I'd go, quick, quick.
	And I'd put them back up my ass.
	There you go.
	Now, that's easy for me to say.
	My wife and kids are one inch tall each.
	I've seen people put rolls of $100 bills, cell phone, ounces of wheat.
	It's crazy.
	It's crazy.
	Let's take another call.
	All right.
	Alrighty then.
	3-3-1, you're on the line?
	Go ahead, call it.
	You have to come to your room.
	You absolutely do.
	I mean, don't be silly.
	Is that Jordan Peterson?
	Listen, Buckle.
	Basically, I was just calling because I've been watching the Gavin McKinnis show, I guess, reruns you've been putting.
	And I've just been dying to know, has Rat gotten laid?
	I'm going to say no.
	He's been avoiding me because of the Proud Boys thing because he knows he started it and he doesn't want to be known as that.
	He was a big part of CNN Plus.
	The failed CNN Plus?
	Yeah, he was announcing how awesome it is.
	I'm ready to launch, guys.
	And then it died and he died with it.
	So I don't know.
	He's very qualified.
	He's a very qualified technician.
	He's like Ryan Rivera if Ryan didn't suck and had a brain.
	If you can even imagine that.
	But I get laid.
	Well, there is proof of that at least once.
	That's right, baby.
	Yeah, we know you've been laid once.
	At least once.
	I think you should get R.A. back on for an episode.
	I don't know if that's possible, but that episode was hard to get.
	I don't think he's that guy.
	He was trying to get him laid with hilarious.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	It's weird how a lot of our callers go like, can you be friends with R.A. again or David Cross or Michael Malice?
	Like, why do you care who I'm friends with?
	I don't understand if it was Maddie and Maddie was never on the show again because we had a big fight and you're like, I miss Maddie on the show.
	I get that.
	But like, I was never a thing with Michael Malice or R.A. Why do you give a fuck who I'm friends with?
	It seems kind of, I don't even want to say gay.
	It's like sub-gay.
	905.
	905, you're on the line.
	Big fucking titch!
	Big fucking titch!
	Big fucking titch!
	So I'd like to either disagree or clarify something about airplanes.
	Disboarding.
	So when I'm leaving airplanes, there's always someone in the aisleway, and he's like blocking off like 10, 20 feet in front of him while he's waiting for like his wife or kids or whatever to like zip up their bags or sip their little juice or whatever.
	So sorry, sorry, sorry.
	So I have to interrupt you.
	So you're talking about exiting the vehicle, exiting the plane?
	Exiting the airplane, yes.
	So he's taking too long and he's caused a backup.
	Yes.
	And he has 10 or 20 feet in front of him as he fucks around.
	Yeah, empty aisle where I could clearly walk ahead.
	And I just disagree with that you should disband by what seat you're in.
	I think that if there's empty aisle, you shouldn't stand in the air.
	You're clearly a subscriber to Censor.tv, right?
	Sorry?
	You're clearly a subscriber?
	Yes, sir.
	You just lost your subscription, your band.
	Your banned, fuckface.
	I'd like to say an anecdote.
	All right.
	Don't let it hit you on the way out.
	Yeah.
	It's your last anecdote.
	My last time getting off an airplane, I was trying to get past this guy, and he's like, oh, we all get off at the same time.
	Did he have a big white mustache and Ray-bands?
	No, I can't grow facial hair for the life of me.
	No, I mean, the guy that you were arguing with.
	Was his name me?
	I was trying not to be racial.
	Okay.
	He was a chink.
	Yeah, avoid that racialness.
	Pork chops and rice.
	So either way, I tried to get past him.
	Either way, he let me pass.
	He begrudgingly let me pass.
	Okay, yeah.
	And then when we were fucking wrong.
	What do you mean, begrudgingly let you pass?
	It's a one-person aisle.
	Yes, if a man has his whole family and he's slowing you down, I'm sorry.
	He slowed you down, what?
	Like one minute of your life, 30 seconds?
	It goes by row.
	Row one gets out first.
	Row 35 gets out last.
	What are you stepping over some Asian dude?
	He's blocking off the whole aisle block off me and a bunch of people.
	I've been drinking beer the whole flight.
	So I'm going to take a pitch.
	How long is he blocking you?
	Okay, when you really need to take a piss, minutes are very crucial.
	So this is where...
	There's no minutes here.
	There's seconds.
	You're talking about seconds.
	There's no way he stopped for one minute.
	There's one minute.
	Dude, if I stopped this conversation and we waited one minute, like everyone would just click off.
	It's a long fucking time.
	You're talking about 10, 15 seconds.
	So what the fuck did you do?
	I'm finally meeting one of you butters in line.
	He's a stand over him.
	Like, was your dick on his shoulder as you stood over this guy?
	I was behind him.
	I was like, excuse me, can I get past?
	And he was like, oh, no, sorry.
	No.
	Like, no, I'm.
	So, where it all comes together is that I got off the plane.
	He let me off before him.
	I went off.
	I took my piss because that's what I needed to do.
	And then we're all waiting.
	And I'm waiting to pick up my bag.
	He gets off the plane.
	He's like, oh, are you so happy you got off before me?
	Thinking that it was worthless to butt ahead of him.
	But I already taken my piss.
	So I was like, yes, I am glad that I got ahead of you because I needed to take a piss and I did that.
	I wouldn't have been able to do that if you didn't let me pass.
	Did the guy that was yelling at you look a little like this?
	I'm not watching the show.
	I'm just calling it.
	Wait, you're not watching the show?
	Fucking piece.
	Well, like, when you call into the show, it lets you have a playback, and I don't want to have the delay.
	Oh, I see.
	You're objection.
	Good caller, bad planer.
	Yeah, you're like, what was he doing?
	He wasn't knitting a sweater.
	He was standing in the aisle while his wife was zipping up his bag and his kid was like sipping through a little sitting cup and they were just like taking their sweet time gathering their belongings.
	Okay, we're talking about 15 seconds here, dude.
	You know, we're talking about like two minutes.
	No, shut up.
	You don't know what minutes are.
	You need to take a night class in minutes.
	You're talking about 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4.
	I might give you 20 seconds if I'm the most generous man alive.
	It's not his fault that your bladder stinks.
	Boom.
	1, 1,000, 2, 1,000.
	Let's just do this, right?
	Okay, so he's getting off the plane.
	And he's like, oh, we got to get out of here.
	The plane had totally landed, you guys.
	So you're behind him.
	And he's like, okay, oh.
	And then she gives him the bag.
	Ryan, you say 1,000, 200.
	Tell me when.
	Okay, starting now.
	1 1000.
	2 1000.
	3 1000.
	4 1000.
	5 1000.
	No, that's not.
	6 100.
	7 1000.
	8 1000.
	9 1000.
	10 1000.
	Okay.
	11 1000.
	12 100.
	13 10.
	And then you have his bag.
	14 1,000.
	I'm going to go.
	15.
	16 1,000.
	Okay, so then the kid go now.
	100,000.
	Okay, you get your bag.
	21,000.
	You got your bag.
	21,000.
	21, 1,000.
	Okay, now we're not going.
	22, 1,000.
	No, yeah, 22 fucking seconds, dude.
	Yeah, there's a lot of people to the butt brothers.
	I could take over a country in two minutes.
	We had an insurrection in two minutes on January 6th.
	That's right.
	But you realize that, like, everyone, like, 10 seats ahead of this guy has already gotten off the plane.
	Dude, we're the Butt Brothers.
	We literally almost fought three people because of this.
	You're in the wrong place.
	Did you hear that argument?
	Other people have already got off the plane.
	Yeah.
	Eron Musk is a billionaire.
	Tell that guy showed at, say, this is how you avoid having to butt into the line.
	You see the seat number?
	Yep.
	Look at that.
	Me first.
	Dude, poor editor.
	Your subscriptions canceled.
	Goodbye.
	Goodbye.
	No, goodbye.
	On my last season.
	And what's worse, we know your credit card info, so we're going to terrorize your family.
	That's right.
	With purchases.
	Next.
	No, we're not going to use your credit card to buy shit on Amazon, but we're going to go to your house and then torment your neighbors and kick in your mailbox.
	Doxing is not right.
	That's right.
	We're going to dox you.
	That's horrible.
	We're going to pretend we're you and Duke Basin.
	I finally met a butter.
	Yeah.
	Because I've always wondered, like, who are these people?
	I mean, there he is.
	Last butter.
	Last butter, we almost literally fought physically.
	Yeah.
	And then from Tampa, it was a shit show trying to get off the plane.
	I was looking back, just getting angrier and angrier.
	Yeah.
	Come back from Tampa.
	Oh, really?
	Were there butters in Tampa?
	Everybody was standing from the back to the front, and I was like, show them how not to get butted.
	Like this.
	What?
	No, that's not what you do.
	The second the plane lands and the seatbelt sign comes off, you get, you stand up, you stand like that.
	You get your shit.
	And then you get your leg into the aisle so the guy behind, and if someone is moving ahead, you get your leg out there.
	Now, if you're not in the aisle seat, you're in the middle seat, you get up so the aisle guy knows that he has to be the man to fight.
	And if he's reluctant, you'd be like, we gotta, we gotta, like, you gotta tell him to be your guy to stand there.
	You just stand like this.
	He is now the aisle bouncer.
	Stand there, waiting.
	I'd rather get a fucking kink in my neck than let a motherfucker bud in line on a plane.
	Cut in line.
	Is that a new caller?
	Is that guy still there?
	New caller.
	Is that?
	Andrew.
	Did I hear my stomach rumbling?
	Yeah, I think so.
	Come on, Andrew.
	Hey, how's it going?
	Hey, man.
	Hey, I was just calling to update about Eeyore.
	Well, he's calling about his son's.
	Oh, he's been working a lot.
	Oh, I know.
	That's the guy called a couple weeks ago.
	His son was going in for the heart procedure.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, he's got a hole in his heart.
	Yep.
	And he's got truncus torsiosis.
	Pretty much the valve going to his lungs is jacked up.
	And he would be born a perfectly fine baby, and then a couple babies go blue because...
	Yeah, we got it.
	We talked about this last.
	I mean, I hate to be callous, but thanks for calling.
	We're bored of your day.
	Is there an update, though?
	I thought there was a business.
	Jesus Christ, man.
	I thought there was an update, maybe.
	Yeah, no.
	Gavin, and to a lesser extent, Ryan, this is a you helped my change my life email.
	10 years ago, I was unhappily married with no kids, no direction.
	During the separation, what?
	I stumbled upon you onto you through the.
	Wait, is this the guy that we talked about last week?
	No.
	During the separation, I stumbled onto you through the bros in the Red Pill subreddit and followed you.
	One of the things you said that stuck with me early on was that without kids, you have almost no investment in your work, the community, or the nation because there's no purpose for your efforts.
	Another of the things was not to waste a woman's time dating them and not giving them the security of marriage and kids.
	Shortly after this, I met a woman and dated her for a while, but that get married and give her kids lesson kept playing in my head, so I nutted up and married her during COVID.
	And last Thursday, we had our daughter.
	Nice.
	The first of three, hopefully.
	Well, not three daughters.
	No one wants three daughters.
	Come on.
	Got to throw at least one son in there.
	Yeah, you got to have at least one in seven out of there to carry on the bloodline.
	Another lesson from you.
	Less than three is not enough.
	We're approaching 40, though, so we'll see.
	Starting late is better than not starting at all.
	And since then, that first lesson about the personal investment in your life has proven to be 100% true.
	So cheers, mate.
	As a Kiwi expat living in the U.S., you helped convince me that America is the best, and I consider myself a born-again American.
	Life is better than ever since I found my way out of that hell.
	And your experience and honesty were a big part of that.
	Thank you, sir.
	Best regards, Sam.
	Oh, that's a nice way to end the show.
	Ryan, did you pay that guy?
	Who guy?
	That guy who just wrote that letter.
	Who got?
	Who guy?
	This guy?
	With the $5 Super Chat?
	No, the guy who just wrote that.
	Was he watching the show?
	Oh, no, no, no.
	I did not.
	Sylvia.
	Yes.
	We feel terrible about Tinkerbell, and we want you to know that we're excited about this new chapter in your life with Pee-Wee.
	And we hope you guys live a long and prosperous life together.
	Thank you.
	Does Pee-Wee have a similar personality to Tinkerbell?
	No, he's nothing like her.
	Nobody will ever replace Tinkerbell in my heart.
	Nobody.
	No other dog.
	What's Pee-Wee's personality like?
	He's kind of shy.
	Does he have a word of the day?
	He's sweet, bro.
	And Tinkerbell is not?
	He's shy.
	Tinkerbell was not shy?
	No, she was very friendly with everyone.
	Well, we're very friendly with everyone.
	Yes, yes.
	And we would like to say thank you to Sylvia.
	God bless you and Tinkerbell.
	Thank you to Maddie O'Dell, as usual, a massive asset to the show.
	And of course, thank you to my Asian pal, My Mustache, which is originally formed in Asia.
	I got the idea from the old kung fu movies.
	So when I thank everyone on the show, I want to thank the most important people on the show, which is Sylvia, Maddie, and my mustache, my Fu Manchu-inspired mustache.
	And of course, thank you to the G-Dog.
	What the fuck?
	I made you a juice.
	We'll see you tomorrow, Jews.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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