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May 16, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
01:24:48
S4E116 - WAUKESHA VS. BUFFALO
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Fat man in a tiny suit.
I think this may be the last day for this suit.
It is petite.
May it fit me, mayhaps?
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Well, it's not that small.
Do you get your clothes from Toys R Us?
I've had to up my clothes size, so I'm actually getting bigger.
I understand with you guys, one of the problems is all the clothes that are in your size have cartoon characters on them, like SpongeBob or Pokemon and that kind of thing.
Can you find clothes without funny faces on them?
First of all, you guys, I don't know what you mean by that.
Would you like to clarify that?
I believe the politically correct term is little people.
No, I don't fall into that category.
I'm a regular man.
Don't you think it's a little insensitive that you're wearing a Sam Hyde shirt the day after a mass shooting?
That's true.
He can't keep getting away with it.
Well, yeah, this is a whole part of the whole story of the iDubb's Creator Clash deal.
But whenever you want to get to that, it became a point of contention, the shirt.
Why?
Security guards were looking for people wearing the shirt.
Why, where, when?
At the creator clash.
Wait, it already happened?
Yeah, it was past Saturday.
I just came back from Florida yesterday.
You did?
Yes.
Huh.
Yep.
Wow, I care so little about you that I didn't even notice you left the state.
I was out and about.
So are you making a movie?
Do you have good footage?
There wasn't enough time to make good footage, but I have some clips, but I figure it'd be better to just talk about it and then do that because it was like, I showed up late.
My fucking flight got delayed two hours.
And so when we got there, it just hit the ground running.
And then you're just filming like you in the stadium.
Who were you with?
It was me and Weck, and then all of Sam's guys were there.
Met up with Rusty Cage and a couple other people that I know from online, but it was just me and him.
Then we worked out the next day.
So we did a video with that.
But I'm pretty sure that's content for his Patreon, Wek's Patreon, but we just work out.
Who's Weck?
Wecking Ball.
He's the personal security guard for Sam Hyde.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
And great skateboarder.
Frankly is a great skateboarder.
So is he from here?
He's now in Florida, but he's from Atlantic City.
Did you fly with him?
No, he picked me up.
He lives in Florida.
Oh, okay.
So they were looking for people wearing the shirt.
Like security, like Jet, one of Sam's right-hand men, came up and he was like, guys, you got to turn the shirts inside out there looking.
They have a picture of Sam, first of all.
He wasn't allowed to go to the Shaw.
We'll get to this manifesto in a second, but he put Sam Hyde's face in his manifesto.
Yeah, yeah.
He said, these are pictures of me.
Bad look.
I wonder how Sam feels about that.
I mean, it was funny once or twice, but like, 10 people are dead and his face is there.
I think he has commented on it recently, but I forgot what his take was.
He's not bothered by it, but it could cause him some issues.
So I think he's...
He's got him killed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not good.
Like, how many people right now think that Sam, that guy on your shirt, did those murders?
You know, that started with Anthony Kumiya?
Really?
Yeah.
They would send, because Anthony looked very swarthy and like Middle Eastern back in the day.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So with the terror attacks, they'd be like, this is the guy.
That doesn't have anything to do with Sam.
Well, that trend of falsely attributing a crime to a guy started with Anthony.
You know what I'm saying?
That troll?
Anthony, it was an Arab guy, so someone made a joke that it was that.
The Sam Hyde thing's totally different.
Sam Hyde doesn't look like any of the shooters, and he's attributed to all mass shootings.
Right.
Well, they did it with anything.
The Anthony thing was because he looked like that guy.
Yeah.
Then I think they just started doing it with anything, though.
Like Sam.
Like, they just kept trying to get that in the news.
Yeah.
So was it fun?
Who won?
Was it a good fight?
It was a good fight.
And unfortunately for iDubbs, he told the security, this is a picture of Sam.
They gave them a picture.
If he tries to show up, he's not allowed in.
So he got the idea from Sam for sure, 100%, 1,000%, to do a boxing thing, then doesn't allow him in.
So it was a bad night for iDubbs.
He lost, and Harley, who was trained by Sam, won.
Like, really won.
And I'd like you to watch the fights at some point because I think there was good boxing going on throughout the whole night, even with the girls.
Who was Harley fighting?
This guy, Game Grumps.
Just like a gamer guy.
Dude, every time.
The first generation's culture is the worst history of culture.
All the millennials I was with and stuff, we don't know anybody.
And it's crazy because it's like a microcosm of the world, where the world is going nuts for these people I don't know.
And we're just sitting there like the weirdos at the school dance, just like, I don't know what the fuck.
Why'd you fly down there?
Overall band.
We wanted to see Harley.
We wanted to support Sam.
And afterwards, we all chanted Sam's thing.
And there was a bunch of people.
What's Sam's thing?
Think it, dream it, do it.
It was fun.
It was a fun thing.
But we were, you know, supporting Harley, and it was supposed to be a big event.
Just see some footage.
Enough chatter, bro.
Oh, I got some B-roll.
I want to see some of these fights.
So let's look at this B-roll while I pull up the actual fights.
But there was a girl fight, this Irish broad, who kicked ass.
She did really good.
I like seeing women fight.
But Weck was also insulted.
He was mostly insulted that they got the fat.
Remember that fat kid that we did.
Wait a minute.
You didn't finish your first terrible story.
So, was Sam Hyde banned from the building?
Like, he didn't go?
Correct.
He was going to fly in that day, and then his guys got there, and iDubbbs stopped them and then chatted with them for a bit.
But why was iDubbs doing that?
I don't know.
Because, okay, there's a couple things.
One, that he feels like he laughed at his wife or something.
He was having a Twitter space, and Sam was in it, and he just kept spamming the laugh emoji.
So, like, iDubbs was hurt by that.
That's one.
Two is Sam want, he bought a $10,000 row of seats right in the front.
You know, this is all for charity.
And since he's banned, he has to refund that money.
So now $10,000 doesn't go into charity.
So that's a weird move.
So he thought that Sam sitting in the front row would be bad.
It would get in his head or something.
Get in whose head?
iDubbbs, when he's fighting.
Wait, iDubbs was fighting?
Yeah, iDubbbbbbbbbbbs was the main event.
He put on the whole event.
iDubbs is that nerdy guy with the glasses.
Correct.
He was fighting?
Yes, he didn't do something.
Who was he fighting?
A 10-year-old girl?
A big, strong doctor man named Dr. Mike, who's a huge YouTuber.
And he held back because he was like, he's probably thinking, like, this is iDubbbs event.
So he never got winded.
And iDubbbz at the last round was just like, ugh.
How many rounds?
Almost got knocked out, like, actually.
They went the full way.
And that's why, here's why, what makes me, everybody believed that he was holding back.
and mullet now he's got all the makings of a badass but all the actions of a not badass that's the doctor dr mike what does he do medical instructional videos he's like i gotta go to work you know tomorrow fucking save lives everybody's like yeah so what like his video would be like how to pop a pimple i think so yeah yeah dude the cameras would avoid the section because we would all take the shirts off and like um raise them up.
And the camera was probably directed never to look at that section.
Didn't iDubbs go and do a documentary on Sam Hyde?
Correct.
What a gay tattoo.
Yeah, just go.
I want to see that.
He starts out with kind of good form, and he throws like a bunch of flurries that only connect with his gloves.
Poking the jab.
Everybody was going nuts whenever he would hit his gloves.
They'd be like, whoa, that's something.
This is good.
Yeah, he had good form in the first two rounds.
And then just like, he contracted cancer in the third and fourth and fifth and sixth.
Dude, going more than three rounds is torture.
Does it suck?
Yeah, it's like slam dancing.
I love slam dancing.
I want to try boxing now, dude.
Okay.
We're all sparring on Friday.
Well, I don't know.
I'm going to go right to sparring.
Why not?
That seems irresponsible.
I would like to see you get beat up Tommy Bags.
But I would like to...
Why would I fight Tommy Bags?
That's insanity.
Because it would amuse me.
I fought him last week.
But you've been training.
And my forehead was tender, like bruised for days.
I couldn't touch my head.
This is great fighting.
You know what I heard?
Somebody said that.
This is way better than the Harley thing.
Was it you that said somebody quoted you and said that headgear is worse because it sticks the glove and isn't allowed to slide off?
Or was it somebody else?
Sounds familiar, yeah.
Well, I also, someone said recently that headgear doesn't make it hurt less.
What does it do?
Oh, it just stops your skin from ripping.
Oh, rip my skin all you want.
I need that slide.
No, you can just cover the, just cover it in Vaseline.
I think iDubbs is doing great.
He was.
Yeah, the first round is pretty nice.
Let's fast forward a little bit.
Dude, six rounds?
Of course you're going to be fucking winded.
Dr. Mike was nay-winded.
Not once was he out of breath.
Good cardio.
Good cardi is a doctor.
Wow, iDubbs just went way off my book.
I thought he was a useless little nerd.
But he's a cool redneck.
That's the image.
Look at that.
He looks sexy up there.
Well, he's pulling it up.
Everything is an aesthetic asshole.
Yeah, but his actions speak louder than words.
Well, his actions are great.
He's boxing great.
And he's going way more rounds than you could.
He banned people.
Oh, yeah, that is lame.
That is lame.
That is gay.
That's a pussy move.
All right, that's enough of that.
I can't believe there's a mass shooting in our own state, and we're sitting here chatting about YouTubers for half the show.
And music.
You've got.
No, we're not doing that.
That's tomorrow.
I saw Senior Year last night with my daughter.
It might be the worst movie ever made.
I watched the whole thing.
It was that bad.
It was like watching showgirls.
Like, my daughter and I were laughing our heads off.
Rebel Wilson.
I thought Rebel Wilson had the sprinkles.
Turned in she was fat.
I was already cheer captain.
I had the hot boyfriend, and all that was left was prop queen.
They did that on purpose, because she was getting too popular.
I think there's been a mistake and I've been put in the wrong room.
Dr. Johnson's the third floor.
The cheerleader just woke up.
That's the best acting in the whole movie.
Look how bad this is.
Hello?
And even look at that fall.
She didn't fall straight back.
You can put a mattress down.
Right.
No.
Everybody else has got to go on and live their lives.
And what I'm supposed to do is...
Wait, just pause.
You saw that the dad is with some other chick.
That's her old friend.
I don't know what the fuck's going on there.
The mother's dead.
Stop.
Her mother died while she was in a coma.
They don't touch on it at all.
The only reason you have to guess, and you see the mother with her in one scene where she has a scarf on her head.
You're like, well, I guess you died.
Whoa.
Boring.
Cut the mom out.
Wow.
They don't even say, like, is my mom did?
Who is my mom?
She doesn't ask.
No, it's just like totally free.
I genuinely think they forgot.
Now, some people say that's my anti-woke because she comes back and there's all these rules and there's no bullying and everything is trans and she says that's boring and we should bring back the prom queen.
Yeah, okay, that's sort of anti-woke.
But the nerd is the black man.
Once again, he's just a book.
He's a regular Wendell.
He just loves his books, getting lost in books, books, books.
He's actually gone from a geeky kid when she was a teenager to the head librarian at the school because he's such a bookworm.
And then the bitch that is her adversary is Asian.
Asians are bitches.
No offense, Asians, but it's going to be another couple generations before you're the bullies.
This is sort of like...
Wasn't that movie where the Indian was a bully?
Spider-Man.
Yeah, yeah, Spider-Man.
Yeah.
They're not bullies.
Not yet.
And also an Asian, technically.
Finish my senior year.
You can't let an almost 40-year-old do high school.
High school was just like yesterday for me.
It will not be weird at all.
You're seeing...
This trailer amalgamates everything in the movie that is not unbelievably bad.
So you are seeing the creme de la creme.
There's only like three ways to become popular.
To be a cheerleader, to wake up a crumby, or to let guys go in the back door.
What?
Oh my god, I must be really popular then.
Look, everyone's a minority.
I think I've worked this thing out.
You get followers by being somebody everybody likes.
Holy shit.
I'm doing a makeup tutorial.
For who?
Batman villains?
Didn't they do this with 21 Drum Street and the Adam Sandler movie?
It's a genre at this point.
Did you see that?
What the fuck is she wearing?
A towel?
What is that?
Looks like some Terrycloth type thing.
You really got it.
I would recommend.
It's so bad that I would recommend you and your boys get some dubs out.
Some doobies.
And smoke a bong and watch this.
It is worth the watch.
It is brutal.
And it's just so badly done.
It's so half-assed.
There, there's the bully.
What?
The Asian six.
Or five.
She's a five.
What even is that?
Corey Feldman?
What is that?
Is she recruiting her to be one of his angels?
Like, you don't care about anyone in this movie.
You want them to die.
Is there really a trend with, like, Jonah Hill getting skinny and then not funny, and then her getting skinny and not funny?
Well, I remember, I think it was Roseanne or someone who said, I hope Melissa McCarthy never loses the weight because she won't be funny.
And it's true.
Yeah.
This is...
I think we all thought she was funny when she was fat, but this is so dialed in.
Like, she's, wait, that's not the correct use of dialed in.
She's dialing it in.
Right.
It's, she's not present in any of these scenes.
I bet she's on...
Oh, my God.
I just had an epiphany.
She's on Lexapro.
They're all on Lexapro.
And it's removed her from reality, so there's no heart in her acting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I know she's, I knew a guy that worked with her a long time ago, and he said she had zero romantic interest in anyone at all, which to me means daddy touched me in my swimsuit area.
And he said she ordered two large pizzas and devoured them.
Oh, right.
And he said, he was Australian too.
He's like, you're right.
And she goes, sorry, I just love food.
Huh.
Dang.
Speaking of fives, I got a lot of flack from you baby monsters about that woman who I said was a 10.
I'm going to change my rating.
You're right.
She's an 11.
Wow.
She's a fucking 11.
She's literally perfect.
There's nothing we could do to improve her.
You know a girl is pretty when you catch yourself planning a kidnapping and wondering how long it would take for her to stop hating you and eventually accept that you're not a bad guy.
I'm thinking two years.
And I'd feed her well.
Maybe I could lie and say there's a nuclear war like John Goodman.
Oh, yeah.
So yeah, check out this picture of her playing the drums.
Blow it up a little bit more.
I mean, how could you improve that?
She's perfection.
Maybe her nose isn't as great in real life.
There's only about four more that I...
There she is there, being perfect.
Look at her black hair.
I don't care what music.
They could be doing abortions and I would be transfixed.
Go ahead, do a third trimester abortion, and I'll still watch you.
Abortion tutorial videos?
I'm afraid she's still not.
You know what's great about this abortion debate, by the way?
All the moderates are learning how horrible it is.
Wait, don't cut off their cute little Tootsies.
They're being fetishized.
Look at her smile.
Next.
I put a whole bunch together.
I've been simping out on her all morning.
Yeah, the moderates are learning what abortion is.
Like, I was talking to this chick in the bar who's a liberal, and she goes, I thought we were all on the same page that after it has to be before four months.
And I was like, no, it's nine months, my dear, and it's third trimester.
And they take out the pieces, like cut the spinal cord, and then they take out the head and the arm, and they keep dragging out pieces.
Then they reassemble it on a tray to make sure they didn't leave like a hand in there.
And the bartender was so mortified, he walked out of the bar.
So this is good.
I'm glad about this leak.
I think it was a dumb move by the libs.
Pro-life radical extremists.
Look at that headline.
He's blasting extremists and saying you can kill a fucking baby.
A newborn.
And that is even considered too right-wing these days.
They're talking about 10 months after it's born.
Oh my God.
Imagine someone had aborted that.
She looks like a Korean-Jewish Russian.
She looks French is what she looks like.
She looks like Beatrice Dahl in Betty Blue.
Wait, go.
I think there's one more.
Yeah, look at that picture on the right.
I think Beatrice Dahl is officially the most beautiful woman in the world back when she was at Betty Blue.
She's pretty intense now, but she's fucking old.
I'm ugly now, too.
You probably couldn't handle that.
Handle that.
You'd probably piss your pants.
I'd piss on her pants.
Look at the trailer for Betty Blue.
Look at that thing.
This is a really good movie, by the way.
It's about this guy madly in love with this incredible woman who's a fucking psycho.
Is this a perfume commercial?
Have you...
This looks like not a movie.
Okay, never mind.
This is a movie.
Thank you, Ryan.
We've all dated girls like that, right?
Okay, let's start the show.
We got to talk about this mass shooter.
It's a very big day.
Might have an extra long app.
Right.
So, truck comes in from here.
Over yonder.
You should have had that.
You doing good?
What the fuck have you done?
What was that?
I ruined it.
We'll do it again.
Okay.
Sorry about this, folks.
He has to learn.
You're going to learn today.
So it comes from here.
It goes there.
Comes from the heart.
I'm going to just draw an arrow on the desk so I never forget I did.
Bye-bye!
The world is going insane.
I saw SNL was making fun of Joe Biden and said, is it just me or is the world sounding like the beginning of a Mad Max movie?
A pandemic has taken over the country, the planet.
Children can't eat.
Women are forced to breed.
And there's a gas shortage.
Men will kill for gas.
And we're all under the leadership of a man known simply as Joe.
And it's true.
Every time you look at the newspaper, you go, has the wood lost his damn mind?
Like, first of all, everyone is high, 1-6.
We're at up to 300 overdoses every single day.
Of course, the focus is on white supremacy, which I think probably generates more white supremacy.
But listen to this woman.
Typical day in San Francisco.
Hi, can I have my trash can back?
Yeah, when I'm done with it.
What are you doing with it?
I'm about to pick up the secret button.
No, I want my trash can back.
It's expensive.
I'll bring that.
What, you want to get in it?
What do you mean?
I want my mom.
You got insurance.
You buy insurance, huh?
It's expensive.
I bet it is.
It's expensive.
I bet it is.
I bet it was.
I bet it's going to be.
Can I please have my trash can back?
Is anyone punching him in the face?
Can I have my trash can back?
Oh, my God!
Okay, so that's one example, right?
And then at the same time, we've castrated cops, and people just feel this compulsion to break the law.
We have a quick Ethan Nordine call.
Oh, let me pass that over to you.
Just wants to set up something real quick.
Yellow.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, man.
What's up?
Oh, well, I'm just calling you from Northern Neck again.
I wanted to let people know that we're going to be starting tomorrow on the 17th through the 24th.
We're going to be doing a spiritual fast where we're just going to be drinking water.
I got 10 in all January 6th prisoners with me doing this.
And we're just going to ask the community if they want to lift us up in prayer, pray for truth during this whole thing, that it be revealed.
And if they want to join in, if they feel that they can join in with that, feel free.
But we're just going to be doing that.
And I just want to let people know.
I'm in.
We'll do it here.
We'll pray for you and we'll join you in the spiritual fast.
Yeah, that'd be great.
Let's do it.
How'd you get in touch with all the other prisoners?
I thought that's forbidden.
You know, we have our way of communicating around here, just getting the word out.
Yeah, I mean, I think everybody feels kind of at this point that it's a spiritual battle.
You look around everything that's going on right now.
I think everybody's kind of on board with really fighting this thing on a spiritual level.
So I felt like this was the best way to do it.
You know what's weird?
Right before you called, I was talking about how the world has lost its damn mind and we're in a psychotic mental breakdown crisis.
It really is.
I mean, and you know as well as I do, you know, for years you try to have a logical conversation with people who associate with this crazy-minded, you know, rhetoric, and there's just no logic.
It's a religion to them.
And so I think you just, you fight religion with religion at this point.
Yeah, yeah, that's the only way.
I mean, we're talking, Eric Adams was just blasting extremists who don't think you should have an abortion at nine months.
I know.
And nobody's having that conversation.
It's just the right to an abortion.
And I think a lot of people aren't even aware that really the reality is, is, yeah, people advocating for late-term abortion.
And that's just, I mean, human sacrifice at that point.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, man.
Well, it's officially announced.
You're live on the show.
And we're with you 100%.
All right.
Well, I appreciate that very much, guys.
Right on, dude.
Later, dude.
Now, a bunch of important things happen when you're fasting that are very beneficial for you.
Just look it up.
And I'm going to be doing this as well.
And it's not going to be easy, but it's going to be worth it, I feel.
You're going to have to cheat, though.
I have never seen a Puerto Rican deprive themselves of anything.
That's a good point.
You're not exactly the masters of delayed gratification.
So let's stick with that same thing that Ethan was talking about, the world gone, lost his damn mind.
Look at this clip of these guys fucking with cops.
This all leads into the math shooter.
I mean, what are you doing, dude?
That's a cop car.
What?
What?
What?
Wow.
Look at this guy.
Fuck you, pig.
I'll fuck you up.
Okay, kill him.
This is me walking up to a cop car.
Are you gonna do something about that?
We're waiting.
Oh, yeah, fuck you, by the way.
If you didn't get the point, and for dessert, fuck you.
All right, so that brings us to the mass shooter.
I would just like to formally announce on the show here that if you're concerned about Western civilization, the death of tradition, the death of Christianity, put a ring on it.
Don't go shooting some nice old lady like a moron.
Make a baby.
Make five, eight, ten babies.
Then they have ten babies.
Then they have ten babies.
If you're worried about being replaced, make more.
Make love, not war.
But this is so perfectly in line with the way that the media portrays all of us that we're going to be hearing about this for a very, very long time.
This is going to be a big deal.
They're already sort of changing the narrative.
Word gets out that he was a, got out that he was a communist and he called himself authoritative left or something, left authoritarian, left-wing authoritarian.
So now his manifesto is banned, but we've got that here.
And in a second, I want to compare Waukesha.
Am I pronouncing that correctly?
I believe so, yes.
And Buffalo.
It's basically the same thing.
It was a racial hate crime, mass shooting.
But Waukesha doesn't get a visit from the president.
Buffalo does.
There was a mass shooting in a church, a Chinese church, Taiwanese, which is China.
One killed, five injured, but it's Asian on Asian crime, so it doesn't fit the narrative.
So this is already gone.
This just happened.
What is that?
Yesterday?
Happened yesterday.
It's already disappeared.
I bet you hadn't heard of this.
Had you heard of this?
I haven't heard Chinese.
I heard nothing.
And I get news updates, like annoying amount of news updates.
Not heard a peep.
Especially at my Asian meetings.
They glossed over it.
Yeah, the only thing that will stop this story, this buffalo shooter, from becoming the most talked about thing in the world is if we find out more leftist stuff.
I was talking to Milo about it this morning.
I go, do you think the feds did this?
And he goes, there's not one massive shooting without some sort of Fed fingerprints somewhere on it.
Maybe they were egging him on.
Maybe they pretended to be friends online and said, you should do something, man.
You should blow some shit up.
I could believe that.
I could believe that.
But you can egg me on all you want.
I'm not shooting anyone.
So there was already something there.
We're going to try to get into that.
I saw some people have been digging up his old Reddits, his old Reddit posts.
And they've all been deleted, but you can still see them in this form.
And one of the lines is really strange.
He said, ha, how can one race of quote-unquote humans be such idiots?
They are clearly inferior to BIPOC, black indigenous people of color.
I hate white people, fragile white crackers.
Lots of talk about tactical gear.
That's mostly what he talks about.
In fact, I think it saved him because I think one of the security guards shot at him and his tactical gear saved him.
17B, he chose New York because he knew people wouldn't be armed.
That's not good for the narrative.
So we've got to hide that.
This guy may have been set up by feds to be the poster boy of how evil and racist America is, but it might not be working because he was so crazy.
He was all over the map.
He was definitely anti-Semitic and racist.
But he was also a lot of other things.
And he also chose a place because they wouldn't have guns.
Buffalo Killer says he specifically chose New York because their gun control laws meant legally armed civilians would be limited to 10-round magazines.
Also, he chose for the black population.
Then they interviewed some guy in the street about it.
He's like, yeah, I wish we had more guns.
Whoops.
That's inconvenient.
They also, they're trying to blame Tucker.
We'll get to that in a second.
But he hated Fox News.
He said it was Fox Jews.
He said, Jews run Fox News.
Fuck it.
Fuck conservatives.
So that's unfortunate.
They really wish that he was wearing a Tucker shirt or something.
Every time these happen, by the way, I go, please don't be a proud boy.
Please don't be a proud boy.
Please don't be a proud boy.
He was also wearing the Nazi symbol, the black sun, on his uniform.
Uniform on one of his chest plates.
I don't think he was wearing this at the shooting, but he did often wear it.
And that's the same as the Ukraine that we're supposed to stand with.
Right?
Go to 20.
Picture in the third image is Dennis Prokopenko, a commander of the Azov Battalion on the cover of their official publication, Black Sun.
That's the name of that logo.
It's called Black Sun.
He's a hunk.
What a hot Nazi.
A Hazy, yeah.
So, yeah, we don't know how much the feds were involved.
This guy is all over the map politically.
He's not a perfect scapegoat or whatever you want to call him, a perfect symbol of how evil and racist America is.
But what I want to take a moment to focus on is the way Waukesha Was treated.
Daryl Brooks murdered, what was it, six people?
And the way this has been treated.
Let's make it a green screen segment, shall we?
Oh, I guess I should have my notes.
Want me to run them to you?
Yeah.
There's Daryl Brooks right there, a rapper who is very vocal about...
No, the green screen notes.
It says green screen notes.
Oh, okay.
No, dummy.
It says go to the green screen.
They printed out, didn't they, a little while ago?
Are you sure that?
Oh, no, here it is.
Here it is.
Sorry.
I'm the dummy.
You big dummy.
There's Daryl Brooks, likely a big dummy.
He, by the way, had a criminal.
Well, let's go through all the different things.
So I'm going to look at a few different categories and compare Waukesha with Buffalo.
So let's look at the first thing, the criminal records, right?
Daryl Brooks had a very long criminal record.
He was a career criminal, really.
His charges go back to 1999, including drug possession, obstructing an officer, battery, and bail jumping.
One of my favorites was he ran over a woman with his car.
He did jail time for that.
And interesting thing about him is he was released by this very progressive DA.
What's his name?
John Gisham or something?
Or the Fox News thing?
I didn't number any of these.
Chisholm.
Yeah, John Chisholm.
So John Chisholm is part of the same progressive DA cabal that's sort of head by Chessa Bowdin, who is the Weather Underground kid.
He was the child of the guys who pulled off that massive Brinks heist where they were going to give it to black power groups, the money that they robbed from the Brinks truck.
And then Bill Ayers adopted the boy because Kathy Bowdoin went to jail for that.
Bill Ayers raised Chessa Bowdin, and he's sort of the Fonzarelli, the leader of these progressive DAs.
And that progressive DA, there he is.
So there's the, go up a bit.
There's John celebrating Chessa.
They're bros.
They're the same person, basically.
And John is responsible for Daryl Brooks getting out on this stupid bail reform because he decided that bail is racist.
And then, ironically, they let out a racist who goes on to murder white people in the name of fighting racism.
That's what socialism gets you, folks.
The exact opposite of what they set out to do.
But then let's look at Buffalo.
What's his name again?
The Buffalo guy?
I don't think they listed in that particular article because I don't know why.
It's a thing people want to do sometimes.
They don't want to give him the fame.
But this guy, we'll dig up his name in a second.
I can't believe I don't have his fucking name.
He did threaten to shoot up a school.
So he was brought in for a few days of psychiatric evaluation with a psychic, no less.
It was a seance.
No, psychiatric evaluation.
And they said, well, he didn't say anything too specific.
Let's let him go.
His name is Peyton Gendren.
Peyton Gendren.
That's a weird name.
So with the criminal record, Waukesha seems much worse.
Next category, political stance.
Now, we've already touched on this quite a bit with Peyton.
Nope, that's not the correct thing.
Political.
Ryan, you're showing all the shit here.
The political, the politics of the Waukesha guy, Daryl Brooks, were black Hebrew Israelite, pretty typical of black extremists, hated white people, seemed to specifically hate old white people.
And that's who he killed.
He had no manifesto per se, very racist dude, but he rapped a lot, and he posted on social media.
And some of his rap lyrics include, they're going to need a cleaner for the shit we did.
All my killers, Gacy, where them bodies hid.
So I guess he's implying that he has a whole crew of murderers and they hide bodies, as many bodies as, say, John Wayne Gacy had.
He also says, sliding through the city with no safety on, implying that he's driving around getting ready to kill people.
Great.
So his political stance is, I hate white people, and I assume it includes some sort of socialist concepts like land for blacks and reparations.
You know, this whole racist shit that they inject into black people's psyche, it just breeds this animosity where they think, I built this country and you're rich, so I need reparations.
And that's why all black radical groups involve free land and free money because the media has brainwashed them and told them that we took all their shit and they built my house and they bought my car and they're the reason I have a home to live in.
Well, it's their home then.
The political stances of the Buffalo guy, Peyton.
Is it Peyton?
Peyton.
As we've been discussing them, they're all over the map.
Incredibly racist.
He hates conservatism.
Thinks Fox News run by Jews.
We've got his manifesto here, though.
I sent it to you separately, Ryan.
It's texted to you.
Yeah, it's got the black sun at the top.
A lot of stuff about Jews.
A crazy amount about Jews.
And anti-Semitism is a philosophical rut.
You get into this concept where you notice that the guys that you have a problem with are disproportionately Jewish, and you go, okay, then it's a Jewish plan.
You know my stance on this.
The problem is white people in general, elite whites.
They are disproportionately Jewish.
Yes, Jews are only like 2.5, 3% of the population.
They're probably, I don't know, 40% of the elites or something.
But plenty of the bad guys have mech for last names or Irish or plenty of the bad guys, the rich white elites, aren't even white.
They're like Iranian immigrants or they're posh Moroccans or they're rich Lebanese or something.
Plenty of our allies are Hispanics like Cubans and people that have lived under socialist dictatorships like Venezuelans.
The reason Jews are more represented in the elite is because they have higher IQs.
Sorry, you could, that's perfectly reasonable to say about a group of people.
They breed for it.
In Israel, brawn isn't as important as brain.
And over generations, that tends to affect IQ.
If you look at Arabs, they have the opposite.
And they put brawn over brains.
And that's why Palestinians are so much stupider than Israelis.
It's evolution, folks.
And, you know, I get frustrated with black Americans when they blame white people for all their problems.
And they see these whites as controlling everything.
And it's the exact same thing with anti-Semitism.
It's a fucking idiotic rut.
And eventually, if you're a psycho, you get in this rut and you want to go murder people because of the Jews.
The Jews.
They blame you if it rains on your birthday.
So your problem is with elite whites.
And elite whites have a trait that has been the, my life goal is to figure this out.
But for some reason, whites are the only race that come with a self-destruct button.
They want to walk off a cliff.
Japanese might be like that, but not really.
You don't hear Mexicans talking about the horrible things they did as conquistadors to the Aztecs.
It doesn't come up.
But whites can't wait to castigate themselves.
They can't wait to self-flagellate.
They just hate themselves.
I don't know.
It must be, I mean, I think it's genetic at this point.
But for some reason, God built in a thing where we have our own tower of Babel.
And when we get too successful, we start sabotaging ourselves.
So white guys like Peyton see this self-sabotage and they assume it's a certain type of white person.
No, it's rich, successful white people want to wipe out rich, successful white people.
I don't know why.
And as far as the replacement theory goes, that's his number one political drive here.
It is going on.
It is a thing, but it's not what the lunatics say it is.
The lunatics say Jews control the world, control the West, and they want to eradicate whites by importing Mexicans and promoting race mixing.
That's not true.
What is true is the white population is dwindling, yes.
And there is a strange push to be racist towards whites in commercials.
It's really pushed.
Race mixing is pushed on commercials.
It doesn't really happen, though.
Only about 3% of whites marry outside their race.
It's kind of a mythical thing.
And this whole concept, too, of the browning of America, which these elite whites love to talk about, it doesn't really happen.
America's too white.
So too brown, I mean.
It's too white, T-O-O, T-O brown.
What happens is, say you're Chinese, like look at Elton John's wife, right?
He married an Asian woman.
They had sort of white-looking kids.
Those white kids married white women.
Now that kid doesn't look remotely white.
Like my kids, one of them looks like an Indian.
The other two look white.
And when they marry whites, they'll all be white.
So you don't really see browning.
So it's not really a thing, though it is pushed for some bizarre reason.
And then here's the crux of the immigration thing.
I think it's very important to understand.
Yes, the Dems are importing hordes and hordes of Mexicans because they want votes.
That is changing the demographics.
But they're not doing it because of the demographics.
They don't give a fuck about demographics.
All they care about is winning.
And to win, you need to get votes.
If we were next to a poor white country like Latvia or fucking Georgia and Russia or any other poor white country, they would let that group pour in.
And then we wouldn't be changing.
Our race demographics wouldn't be changing.
It would just be culture.
But they wouldn't give a fuck about that.
So it's not like they're out to get white people.
White people are ethnomasochistic is one thing.
A second separate thing is that the Dems are importing Mexicans to get more votes.
And the fact that that's making the white population diluted, okay.
I don't give a fuck.
It's not a plan.
Anyway, so the political stance gets a lot of focus here because it's sort of the crux of the whole thing.
Let's look at the president's response.
Waukesha, Jen Saki said it's too expensive to go to Wisconsin.
Sacky says Biden has no plans to visit Waukesha after the deadly Christmas parade attack at this time because sending the president to a community requires a lot of assets.
What a fucking shitty liar she is.
The real reason, by the way, the media hides this kind of shit is they think it would start a race war.
They think it would start maybe a mass shooting in Buffalo or something for revenge.
No, the opposite is true, folks.
When you hide something like this and you sweep it under the rug, mental patients, lunatics, racists, anti-Semitic madmen feel powerless and they go, this isn't getting covered.
I have to do something.
And then they go out and shoot something.
So I'm going to end this in a second, and I'm going to focus on media culpability in this.
So yes, she said it's too expensive to go to Wisconsin, but he's going to Buffalo tomorrow.
So I guess they found some money.
You can send $40 billion to Ukraine, but you can't send anything to, there's a B in the studio.
But you can't send anything to, you can't afford to fly to Wisconsin.
And then finally, as I foretold, media coverage.
So Waukesha came and went very fast.
Daryl Brooks, you're not going to see that face or remember it soon.
Peyton's face, you're going to see for a very long time.
Just like Kyle Rittenhouse, we're going to be going over and over.
I think the Washington Post had nine articles about this today, and not one of them mentioned his proclivity for leftism.
But if you recall, with Waukesha, the media started a rumor that the whole thing was just an accident and he was fleeing a crime.
He just turned left instead of right.
Meanwhile, this guy had been talking about killing old people and had a history of running over people with his car and had rapped about driving through neighborhoods with the safety off.
But no, he was just turned right.
It was actually the police's fault.
So the police obviously don't like that stupid rumor.
So the chief of police, who's a black guy, had to get out and say, no, he was not fleeing a crime.
This was premeditated.
He went at those people.
And then, so the media dropped that, and then they changed it to blaming the car.
It was a car attack.
Why the car attack in Waukesha worries experts?
It kind of worked on me, because for a while there, I would see a maroon Subaru, and I'd be like, you fucking son of a bitch.
You want to look at the searches, too?
If you search Waukesha, Waukesha, Wisconsin, nothing on the first page about anything about Tubara.
Terrible.
That's intense.
And then you look at Buffalo, New York, you got to scroll just one little thing down.
You got all of this.
Wow.
You know, when I was in China proper, mainland China, Beijing I was in?
No, Singapore.
When I was in Singapore, I Google imaged Tiananmen Square, expecting the picture of the guy standing in front of the tank.
Never, nowhere, gone.
It's just beautiful pictures of their Tiananmen skyline.
So we've reached Chinese communist levels of propaganda here.
And then, of course, the media coverage we're all experiencing today was not called a gun attack.
They are removing all his shit because he made some leftist comments, so they can't control that narrative.
And they're focusing on the white supremacy as the biggest problem in America.
That's why I think the feds might have egged him on, because this point about the biggest threat to our country is white supremacy has been laughable.
So the feds need something, an example.
I think it's a good theory that the feds egged him on.
The Buffalo shooters' views are mainstream on the right.
Yeah.
Oh, that's Salon?
That was Washington Post, the first one.
Oh, right.
So the new thing is blaming Tucker Carlson, even though he thought he didn't watch Fox News because it's run by Jews.
What was that last one?
Mass shooting in Buffalo.
Tucker Carlson and other right-wing conspiracy theorists share the blame.
And isn't that stultifying irony?
When left-wing media is blaming Tucker Carlson, this guy hated Tucker Carlson and Fox News.
And I posit here that a lot of the blame can be laid on left-wing media.
When they sweep Waukesha under the rug, lunatics feel powerless and they go and kill people.
So libs, lib media, you trying to prevent something like this actually made it happen.
Way to go.
I had a fight with my son yesterday.
Laundry related?
No, I go, let's go to the Mets.
He goes, I'm not going.
What?
I go, he goes, it's in the day.
I'm not going to miss school.
What?
And I go, that's crazy.
Well, you're wrong that it's in the day, but you're right that you're not going.
You know what you should do?
Parade me around as like your pride and joy.
Be like, me and Ryan are going to the game.
Duncan, can you clean up before we get back?
And, you know, it's a little messy in here.
I'll be like, later, Dunks.
And then he'll get jealous, and then you could have your son back.
No, I've been talking to other dads, and they tell me this is what happens with puberty, and you lose him for four years.
I'm going to be working at Rikers for four fucking years.
I think it is inevitable, yeah.
I was like that.
Everybody I knew was like that.
I said to him, you want an adversarial relationship?
That's fine.
I'm the king of adversarial relationships.
You're fucking with the wrong guy.
I'm not a nice man.
I'm a bad man.
Are you Poland?
Because you just started war with Hitler.
I noticed a lot of siblings that are close together, like within two years of each other, like boys, they'll remain with a good, healthy relationship with the parents all throughout, probably because they're always competing for the love of the parents.
So they never want to fall out with their parents.
I've noticed boys of within two years of age, like three brothers, they're all like chilling.
What are you basing this on?
You don't know anything or anyone.
My friend Brandon, Bo and his brother, and just like they never hit that phase, we noticed.
We're like, why do you guys like your parents?
You're fucking weird.
You're gay.
Hey, why don't you fuck them?
Yeah.
Yeah, why don't you fucking fucking parents?
So yeah.
This is the post, Eyes of a Killer, Race, Rampage.
And go to 2-1.
2-1 coming up.
Wait, why do you still have the goofy news behind me?
Oh, yeah, I can put it to the walker shop.
Congratulations.
Okay, we already showed that one, right?
Wait a minute.
Yeah, that's...
Was that 2-1?
Yeah, that is 2-1.
So go to 2-2.
Okay.
This is an opinion piece in the New York Times where they said, let's replace them.
I know reading articles is hard, but Goldberg explains exactly what she means at the end.
In a week, American voters can do to white nationalists what they fear most.
Show them they're being replaced and then go down.
We can replace them.
What?
So it's not the crazy...
The crazy part of the theory is that this is not true.
That Jews want whites to be extinct.
So they're importing Mexicans and promoting race mixing in order to end whites.
That's cuckoo.
However, white population is going down, and it is getting diluted by mass immigration, and the DNC is doing that, but for votes.
That's why.
They're not doing it to extinguish a race.
They could care less.
And I don't really come across that many people that go, we're going to be extinct soon.
Like if they meet a black conservative family, they don't go, fuck.
I can't be their friends.
Why can't that be a white conservative?
They just go, oh, hi, Jackson.
Can we get a picture together for my Facebook?
But yeah, there is a strange...
I like to separate the two too.
There's the DNC thing with the Mexicans, right?
And then there's this strange TV shit where we should not have white babies.
And that's white people doing that, elite whites, both Jewish and Goyish.
And it's fucking odd.
I think they have daddy issues and they want to shit on people, but they feel bad shitting on BIPOCs.
So they go, well, I only have one group left, whites.
So let's use them in the picture.
I was watching Halloween last night and they had a black couple and then the woman was the smart one.
And even though it's a black guy, so you got to hold them up there on a pedestal, he was an idiot.
So it was like, I'm a doctor, he's a nurse.
So there's like a sub-cuck category where, yeah, he's black and yeah, there's a black couple, but the woman is better and smarter.
And I was like, imagine if the races were reversed and there was a white woman and there's a black guy and she's like, I'm a doctor and he's just a shitty nurse.
That would be like, what did you just say?
2-4.
Fucking 2-4.
Go to 2-4, fuck.
You see a lot of articles like this.
Six reasons women love men who get a vasectomy.
And this always a white guy in the picture.
Now, lunatics like the mass shooter go, oh, they're doing that to erase white males.
No, they want less people in the world.
And I think they may even deep down want there to be less blacks.
I mean, that's the argument that you hear about from Howard Stern with abortion, where he's like, you don't want some crack baby growing up to be a criminal.
They should be able to get abortions.
He means you don't want more blacks in there.
So I think they really ultimately want less blacks.
Like the founder of Planned Parenthood said she was doing it to get rid of undesirable populations, blacks.
She did a talk at a KKK rally, for fuck's sake.
But the reason they don't put a black guy in this picture is because they're pussies and black people would get mad.
And white people take it.
That might be one of the reasons that you see so much white abuse in pop culture is because whites just take it.
Wow, that's a big number.
43 and 45.
That's disproportionate.
That's basically it.
88%.
Oh, what a funny number.
I like how there's a peace sign, though.
It's like.
We can all kill babies together, man.
Terrible.
That's terrible now.
Terrible, terrible.
Yeah, whites literally celebrate getting vasectomies.
2-5.
And you know what?
Some of this is kind of good because if you're such a cuck pussy liberal that you think you're saving the planet by cutting your balls off, good.
Don't breed.
You're all going to be extinct in a year.
So all the dummies who fall for this are all liberals.
You don't have a bunch of rednecks saying, I had a vasectomy because the ocean levels are rising.
The only thing that's rising is their boners into their wife's vagina.
That's so true.
They go to 2.6.
So fine.
Good.
Don't breed.
You have been a nightmare to be in the same country with.
I'm glad you're not having kids.
Why should never have kids?
And then, of course, what's the picture?
Pardon me?
Three positive psychology.
Same picture.
Always the same picture.
That looks just like the guy in the vasectomy article.
And then, of course, there's this push to save the planet by having less white babies.
Well, they say less babies, right?
Stop having babies, says academic.
And now, what do you think they're going to use for the picture for this?
Oh, my gosh.
Don't make those.
Wait, there's a gallery.
Maybe there's a bunch of diverse representation.
No, those are white feet.
That's a boat.
I'm the captain now.
That's what happens if you have white babies.
Oh, look at that.
People drown and they have to live on their roof.
Oh, that's interesting.
So the white baby is the cause of the temperatures.
Look at the global warming effect here.
Temperatures rose and these people of color are affected.
Those poor Indians.
They got flooded out by a baby.
Yeah, butterfly flaps his wings and the tsunami happens.
Stupid fucking butterfly.
So anyway, we're obviously not justifying this lunatic mass shooting.
We're just trying to parse together what's true and what's not because we don't want anything like this to happen.
And you know how you prevent mass shootings?
You tell the truth.
When you lie, when you obfuscate reality, lunatics see it happening and they don't know how to deal with it and they feel powerless and they go and do something horrific like this.
Oh shit.
I just remembered.
We have the footage of the shooting.
Yeah.
I'm going to be...
Looking away?
I mean, I think we should show it.
Okay.
This happened.
And so we'll just say, this is about a minute long.
It's the most horrific thing you can imagine.
It's way worse than you think.
I haven't really seen people get shot en masse before.
So this was like an electric shock.
But I think it's important that we see this because it happened.
And we're not doing this in a sensationalist way.
So if you don't want to watch this, I would suggest you just scroll forward one minute.
But we're going to watch it.
Yes.
He's so calm.
Maybe he's on pills too.
Maybe he's on Lexapro and doesn't feel anything.
Maybe the Scientologists are right about all these pharmaceuticals.
Oh, this is horrible.
Watch this.
So he shot there was like ten people injured.
Two of them were white.
Oh yeah, one of the names of oh my god.
One of the names on he wrote all these names on his gun, just like Anders Brevik.
Yeah.
And one of the names was a woman from the Dancing Grannies.
Did he stream that?
Yep, to Twitch.
It's over?
Yeah.
I mean, another reason people think it's a Fed thing is he didn't go to like any anti-white media companies or a politician who was responsible for this or anyone with any kind of power.
He just chose some nice old lady.
Is she really part of the problem?
I'm not taking his manifesto as something that should be acted upon, but it just seems so unusual.
And then what does this do now?
It makes guns harder to get, so that's good for the government.
It helps this whole narrative that racism is the number one problem in America.
Then that helps the January 6th thing seem more serious.
So we'll see.
Or will we?
We still don't know what happened in fucking Vegas.
But there's a lot not right with this.
And again, media, if you had been honest about Waukesha, maybe you wouldn't have this kind of frustration.
I guess I could keep repeating that.
There was this.
January 6th.
Buffalo supermarket shooting.
Yeah.
Well, there's the picture of mass shooters in 2021.
By the way, there was more people killed in mass shootings in Chicago this weekend than Buffalo or Waukesha.
And that's every weekend of this year.
Did I do the death toll?
This one's really good.
No, you did not.
Oh, shit.
Today I'm posting my 180-page manifesto detailing every spec and attachment from my ERA 15 that politicians are frothing from the mouth to ban.
Probably not a Fed.
It's a little gravy.
Oh, shit.
I screwed up the green screen.
You want to hit it back?
No.
I'll just say that the death toll in Waukesha was six.
At least five people have been killed and more than 40 people have been injured, including 12 children after an SUV sped through Waukesha Christmas Parade in Wisconsin.
And then Buffalo was...
So that's them there.
Oh, sorry, that's Buffalo.
10 people were killed.
The shooting at the top supermarket in East Buffalo left 10 people dead and three others wounded.
11 of the victims were black.
So I fucked that up.
Didn't I?
Didn't I?
And then there's the death toll with Walker Shaw.
Yeah.
So that woman, the woman that my picture is cropping out, she was written on his gun.
So, you know, none of these people get statues.
And none of these people get this media empathy.
And it drives crazy people more nuts.
This is all aiming towards that terrible theory that I have, where it's going to be a proxy race war happening, where it's like, all right, well, that happened.
Well, I'm going to do this.
I mean, it's been going on for a while, right, with the Rafael Ramos.
At first it was like the cops, but now it's like a race thing.
Well, I think Daryl Brooks did that parade because of the bullshit he'd been fed about white people ripping him off and ruining his life.
So he wants revenge.
And a big part of the Buffalo shooting was revenge for Waukesha.
Yeah.
So I guess we're starting.
We're starting a race war?
It could have been Breonna Taylor.
It could have been George Floyd.
It could have been any of the other criminals.
Okay, that's enough of that depressing subject.
Let's get to the mailbag.
Yeah.
Have some variety.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
Let's turn our eyes together.
Let me touch it.
We'll never let him touch it.
Let's be honest.
Um, I just got a letter from Project Very Tess.
I was supposed to open for James O'Keefe at this comedy club, and the comedy club said no.
I think that might be the one where I pulled my penis out, and I'm permanently banned.
Hey, Gav, I've been a member for a few months.
Maybe you've mentioned this, but I don't know how you and Ryan met.
How did you meet?
You were just a fan, right?
A useless, retarded fan.
Well, you were the reason I joined Compound Media.
How'd you know about me?
I didn't.
I maybe heard of you from How to Be a Man.
I had a friend who was like a big fan of that movie.
But mostly, I listened to the best of from Compound Media, and then I heard you on there, and I was like, I have to hear the rest of that interview.
I'd never heard anybody say bad words and speak from the right and be convincing and compelling and funny.
So at that time, I was starting to go from a default liberal to a conservative.
And I was like, I have to hear the rest of that interview.
I forget which interview it was.
And I signed up because of you.
Because at the time, I was listening to Opie and Anthony.
And I was curious about Compound, but I wasn't like, yeah, you know, just Anthony by himself.
I'm not really sold yet.
I'll just keep Listening to ONA, but then I heard you and I signed up for it.
And the day that I went down there to do Crime Report, you were doing your 24-hour long marathon.
Remember that?
You're trying to break a world record of streaming.
Oh, yeah.
So there was everybody there.
There was Martina Mercotta, Jack Buckby, some other comedians, Dante Nero.
Like everybody was there.
You had brought everybody in.
That was cool.
Wait, have you been talking to me?
And that was Ben Ratner's last day, too.
It was a very historic moment when we met, mind you.
Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening to any of that.
Not nice.
Not nice at all.
Some guy says you should bring back the sound effects, Ryan.
What sound effects?
Boingang?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What sound effects?
Remember that one episode we did where you're like, things are funnier with slapstick sound effects?
Like boyang and a ruga.
Okay.
I'll bring it back.
And then he says, would you rather listen to the same song on repeat every time you drive your car for the rest of your life or smoke crack once a week?
Dude, that's a good one.
I mean, I'm going to go with crack.
Crack is five minutes, uppy-downy.
You can get on with your life.
I couldn't, like, I have to drive a lot.
I drive to work.
I drive my kids around.
So that would just be torture.
And it would torture my wife and kids, too, if they were in my car.
And then crack, probably really bad for your health, but if you're doing it one hit once a week, your body probably recovers from that.
Welcome to Chewy Cracker.
No, welcome to Chewy Cracker.
We're glad you're here.
Hi, Gavin and Ryan.
Sea below backstory is I called Chewy to return a defective item.
That's a dog chew toy thing.
And I called the customer service and began to explain the situation to a woman of color, a black woman, who could not understand that I had moved since I ordered this item and needed the replacement to ship to another address.
I was telling her to look at my orders placed since.
I'm a frequent client as I have 300 galloon saltwater tank.
Oh, wait, wait.
Maybe it's a pet store in general.
Yeah.
And that the new address is there.
She could confirm it that way.
She told me, you don't understand what I'm telling you.
I can't ship to another address.
I grew impatient and told her, you don't understand what I'm telling you.
You have the new address on file and look in the orders.
This was after three laps around this part of the retarded conversation.
End of it was, she realized, and completed the replacement order.
It's on the way to me now.
Then a day later, I got an email address to Cracker.
And so, probably not a good time to be talking about black-on-white racism.
He says, what the fuck is up?
Why are you calling me this?
I'm going to report this racist bullshit.
Hey there, so sorry for the confusion.
Someone made an account with your email address and listed their name as that.
Rest assured, this account has been closed, and you will no longer hear about it moving forward.
I apologize for the confusion.
So I know exactly what happened.
Your racist black support lady didn't like that I did not take her lip the other night.
Unacceptable.
I'm not purchased from you again.
Okay, so that was unfortunate timing for that particular letter.
No, we're not doing that one.
Oh, I'm glad this came in.
Mass shooters.
This is something that should be saved in your favorites.
Just a little bit of perspective.
And, you know, the media doesn't like this, so they change it and they make it a white thing, including Fox News.
I remember seeing white nationalism is the biggest problem in America on Fox News.
And then they showed Kyle Rittenhouse and Dylan Roof and some other white dude.
I'm like, no, it's about 60% black.
This is horrific.
Yeah, we've talked about that before.
Yep.
Here's a bit of levity.
What up, G-Dog?
I made a quick chart rating sandals from most offensive to mildly offensive.
Did I hit the nail on the head?
Or would you make changes?
Well, first of all, no one really minds women in sandals.
So I don't know why six even exists.
Sandals are fine on chicks.
Flip-flops get a little annoying, especially when their feet get all dirty on the bottom.
So let's cut out six entirely.
Throw that in the garbage.
Flip-flops are the least annoying, so they should be five.
Otherwise, you're right.
Kill six, switch four and five, and one and two and three are very correct.
Sports sandals.
You know those things reek?
Oof.
Because they're not made of like plastic.
Yeah, so it absorbs all the foot sweat.
Now you've got the worst of both worlds.
But that Birkenstocks really are just like, they're depressing.
And then Crocs.
Everyone in the black community is wearing Crocs these days.
Oh, yeah.
You wear Crocs.
I do.
You haven't rocked your Crocs in a long time, bro.
I haven't rocked my Crocs in a while, but I will come in the summer.
Why'd you stop rocking Crocs?
Well, every time I go to the mall, I try to dress in sweatpants and like in Crocs.
Why?
To fit in.
When in Rome.
Yeah, okay.
Or from going to the beach.
I work in a business casual dress environment, and while some colleagues wear zipper hoodies and sweaters when it's cold, I started wearing a blazer or a suit coat.
It was going great until the elbow started to wear out.
I'm not sure what to do.
Elbow pads seem a no-go, except maybe with twill.
Are these coats all just junk now?
Absolutely not, dude.
Elbow pads, elbow patches are fantastic on any suit.
You just like on this suit, you would use, you know, an off-white kind of a patch.
And nothing looks better than utility.
If something serves a purpose, that's the best kind of fashion.
It's superfluous things like four scarves that annoy people because there's no point to them.
Or when someone has like a sweater on and shorts or like a winter jacket and flip-flops, that's annoying because there's no utility there.
There's no logic.
Your top of your body is cold, but your feet are hot?
No.
But if you genuinely need elbow patches, by all means.
And don't sew them yourself.
Obviously, you have a Chinese person do that.
Like Ryan.
Oh, here's an interesting one.
Hey, Gavin, I'm 29.
My wife and I mutually separated about three years ago and started seeing other people.
In hindsight, it was a huge, dumb mistake.
Cheaper to keep her, boys.
Don't get divorced.
You can have a bad year.
You can sleep in another bed.
Don't get divorced.
It hurts the kids.
This isn't all about you, by the way.
The kids have, at best, half a dad.
At worst, you get Wednesdays and every second weekend.
Wednesdays, you're done work at like seven.
You eat a meal and they go to bed.
They want to be in their own bed.
They're bummed about being at your house or whatever you are.
And then the weekends, they miss their friends.
And every second weekend, that's like a good uncle.
Anyway, now she wants me back.
After three years of dating hell, we've both realized that we love each other and want to have a family together.
Problem is, during that time, she made quick work and had two kids with another man.
What a stupid bitch.
She says she wants to move back in and have two more with me.
Father lives far outside the country and doesn't seem to want much to do with any of them.
I began dating her in junior high.
I love her more than I think I could love anyone.
But I wonder if this is something that will torment me for the rest of my life.
What would you do?
Well, you're a cuck if you take her back, literally.
But what's the matter with that?
The kids are better off.
There's more family.
You have kids.
You'll learn to love those kids.
Do it.
Absolutely do it.
You're in love.
The kids might never feel like your kids, but that's okay.
At least they have someone in their life.
So you're essentially adopting kids is what you're doing.
And what's the matter with adopting kids?
It's a great thing to do.
It's funny that the actual dictionary definition of cuck, I have no problem with, in a sense.
It comes from the cuckold, the cuckoo bird, I guess.
It would end up raising other birds' eggs.
That's true.
And in the real human world, when you get back to that definition, more families.
So I'm into it.
All right, last one.
Ryan was on Perry Caravello Live.
Oh, that's pretty exciting.
Our worlds have collided.
That's true.
I meant to bring this up.
Frick.
Look at him.
This is via my cameo.
Why is his shirt off?
Perry, just want to say how proud of you I am.
Seriously, love you, bro.
You're the best in the national treasure.
I'm coming over later for a free cut.
Look at his fucking apartment.
A free cut of what?
What are you talking about?
A free cut?
Hey, Perry.
I'm a big fan.
I love you.
I love Perry Caravino.
He's the greatest.
And I really want to thank you for...
I have family that are in the LGBTQ community, AI Plus.
And it's really brave of you, as a member of that yourself, to have a stream of your own and be successful.
In 1992, you blew that guy for a movie role or something like that.
Maybe it was just for fun.
I forget.
But you're doing a great job with your stream.
I'm going to come over to your house somewhere Reseta Boulevard.
I have the address somewhere.
7722 Recitalia.
And I'm going to get a free haircut from Shila Falcone.
Maybe it's Sheila.
No, you're not.
But I'm going to do it.
No, you're not.
No, nothing's free, motherfucker.
Nothing is free.
Hopefully I'll see you there.
I like the new sunglasses.
You're not allowed here, number one.
Number two, my hairdresser was not going to cut your fucking hair for free.
Number three, again, you're not allowed here for and your hair looks like a joke, okay?
Ouch.
I got it.
Your hair looks like a joke because you probably are a joke and you probably just don't know how to go to a real hairstylist to get a real haircut for a real hairstyle.
That's not true.
You're not allowed here.
Yes, I am.
In the story.
Yes, I am.
I don't think that's a good idea.
In the story.
Nope.
Fuck you.
Now I'm responding like a piece of dog shit.
I'm triggered by dog shit.
What is that thing of balls?
Oh, I know what it is.
People go on Amazon and they keep buying him shit, and then they Uber eats him all this McDonald's until it fills up his house.
Oh, yes, yes.
But that looks like the trans flag, right?
Somebody sent him a container of balls that represents the trans flag.
Just garbage.
He just fills up his house.
I went through a drawer in his house.
He has filing cabinets in his home.
And he has a whole file of credit card offers.
So when he gets some, you know, they have the fake little card, like a cardboard card in it.
When he gets those, he puts them in a file.
All right, let's get to the final vid.
So we're talking about families here.
It's a sad day here in New York.
10 people are dead for no reason.
This guy claims he wants to save civilization.
And the best way to do that is to put a ring on it and make a baby.
And believe me, when you do that, you will experience levels of joy you previously thought impossible.
And I would just like to give you a tiny little piece of anecdotal evidence here.
If you go to 4.6, it's just a baby living his best life.
Really going for it.
Yeah.
That kid's going to be an athlete one day.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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