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May 17, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E117 - WIMP NATION
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Devin McGuinness.
What a great jam that is.
It had actually I'd forgotten about it.
I think it's from the 90s.
As punk evolved, it became crust core, grind core, and you had bands like Extreme Noise Terror making a good living.
They had two singers screaming their heads off.
Then there was a dance band called the KLF, which was two eccentric Brits, Scottish guy and an English guy.
They had a big hit, 1-3.
They were kind of a dance band, but they lived in squats and they kept reinventing music, being fucking weird.
What is taking you so goddamn long?
Killing the whole flow of the show, making me mad right out the gate.
You're a retarded person.
I said 1-3.
This is 1-3.
Oh, that is it.
Okay.
That's him there, Bill Drummond.
KLF is going to watch you.
The Ancients of Moomer.
They were also called that.
Go to 1-2.
They burned a million pounds.
No one knows if it's real or not, too.
Why did the KLF burn a million in cash on a Scots island?
Because Bill's Scottish.
But there's all kinds of ways you can burn a million pounds, apparently.
Like if you save the serial numbers, you can get it back, or it could have been fake, or maybe it was all verified, but who were the verifiers?
Maybe the top layer is real, so you burn like a thousand pounds.
And it was cool.
He was a nut.
Go to 1-4.
They talk about the squat they lived in and the new kind of music they made.
I feel like we're going to burn a thousand pounds on this fast.
There's too many other instruments to tell where we're going to find a bit with just a bass drum.
Usually at the beginning of a song.
Bill and Jimmy saw firsthand how millions selling records were produced on a budget using new cheap computer technology that was completely changing how music was being created.
The scientists over in Japan in the past few years have been coming up with all this kind of stuff.
All the stuff we were using.
What is this?
808.
This is a 909 drum machine.
Oh yeah, that was their big hit too.
They had another, they also called themselves the Time Lords, and they had a hit with Doctor Who.
It was kind of a glam song.
That was on top of the pops.
They built their own studio in a squat in Stockwell.
And then, in true indie fashion, they had a go at writing their own hit record.
It's pretty cool.
They came up with Doctor in the TARDIS and released it under the name The Time Lords.
By June 1988, it was number one.
Just on a lark.
Doctor.
All right.
I didn't know Gary Glitter covered that.
We have a lot to do today.
We don't have time for Crip Daddy.
We don't have time for green screens.
Thanks to this racist asshole.
We were backed up yesterday.
So we've got a lot of shit to get through today.
So we're going to have to start the show immediately.
No more bullshit.
Oh, damn.
Okay.
We're diving right into the news.
No hot chicks.
No fart jokes.
We're getting serious right away.
Damn.
So.
You cannot figure that out.
Project Very Test launched another bomb today.
And here's one thing I keep thinking about every time they show big tech.
Why are 100% of them Indian?
Like, this is a real problem with American coverage.
We don't talk about race because we're petrified of it.
So when Vijaya Gade is on Joe Rogan talking about why I'm banned from Twitter, no one goes, hmm, another Indian.
Like this, if you're an Indian dude working at a big tech company and smoking and a smoking hot chick seems super into you, she's James O'Keefe.
And then they have this story.
So this guy will show you the video in a second.
And he's talking about how we're total commies, dude.
We are big time commies.
Oh my gosh, I'm telling you right now, Buster Brown.
And I am here to say why, why are they all Indians?
I'll tell you why, because the H-1B visas, we outsource all these big tech jobs.
Don't you have a different background for when we start the show?
If we're in a particular topic, we used to have a news.
But if it's just general news, I guess not, right?
Maybe we should have a general news.
Well, we used to have this to harken back to our roots.
Yeah, I don't like that.
It's not using the medium.
Yeah, we have imported all of these Indian workers into Silicon Valley.
So The top brass get rich.
They raise the rents in San Francisco to unlivable proportions and they maintain all their money.
And another shitty thing about these big tech assholes is they don't really spread it around.
You know?
Like in the old days, if Kodak made tons of money, their salaries would increase, their stock would increase.
Everyone who worked at Kodak would be doing better.
Now it's just one guy.
Now it's just a Zuckerberg or a Jack.
And those guys keep all the billions to themselves.
And then their workers are like these fucking immigrants from India.
Now, these immigrants tend to be very left-wing.
Now, why is that?
Well, immigrants like women are very agreeable.
And if you just got here, you want to blend in.
So they say to the fat neckbeard, so what am I into here?
MAGA, do I love America?
No, man.
America sucks.
He thinks America sucks because he hates jocks because he's a nerd, right?
So anything that looks kind of like the guys who picked on him in high school are evil.
So that's why they go left wing.
Plus, they play video games and they dress up as a woman in the video game.
So they're into trans shit.
They're depraved loser-fat furries.
So the Indians go, okay, man, that's what I'm doing.
And the next thing you know, we have a complete consensus within big tech that is radical leftism.
Anyway, thank you, Project Veritas, for going in there with a chick who has great tits and getting these tiny dinked nerds to spill the beans.
And we'd be good at it.
We have a bee in the studio.
Yeah, it's still here, huh?
Yeah.
It's cool.
I like it.
It's like a pet.
Yeah, it flies around all nice.
It flies around nice.
It's aesthetically pleasing.
You don't have to clean up its shit.
We should have a name for him.
Reg.
Reggie.
Reg.
Reg.
Reg is Roman free.
Okay, so let's see what this guy has up his buttons.
Why is it chick this hot speaking to me?
I think it's just like the environment.
Like you're there and you make some nice sickness and you don't know.
No offense, Indian nerds, but if a hot chick is really into you, be wary.
All right, that brings us to Proud Boys.
Let's dive into that.
Got some news there.
Stand back, stand by.
Proud boys and Proud Boys.
Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
You got it, not military.
Stand back, stand by, stand by, stand by.
Hey, there's a new one of this.
Isn't there, Ryan?
I think, well, this one says new.
This is the second one I got.
Did we go?
The third?
Yeah.
I just thought that guy is, I think Hussain is his name.
It just was kind of weird the way he was placed.
I don't think we have a black guy fix.
So we're fasting.
We got a call from Ethan Nordine, who's in prison for the meandering.
And we said, okay, we'll join you.
Right?
We're not going to eat.
No.
I'm not enjoying this.
We're only one day in.
Missed breakfast.
Missed lunch.
I have a heartburn right here.
I feel like I have gas here.
Do you have that?
I don't.
I have no symptoms yet.
I drink a lot of water.
No.
You're not hungry?
No.
Not yet.
But when I get hungry, I'm going to get hungry.
And why do you have a hat?
Why are you wearing a winter hat indoors?
I thought it'd be funny to have Trump with a hat.
Guys, frankly, we're trying to be very hip.
We're not going to be eating, but we're going to be dripping with swag.
It's true.
No, I'm just kidding.
I just like wearing the beanie.
I was.
I got some good news from Maddie.
Oh.
He said this strike isn't going to last.
They're going to grab them, throw them in the fucking infirmary, and put a tube up their nose.
Just start feeding them that way.
Oh, because it's a hunger strike, essentially.
And I'm like, good.
No.
Hey, COs, if you're watching, sabotage this hunger strike.
I don't like it.
I don't want to do it.
Well, you'll be eating.
The thing is, starving is when you are, you have, you're depleting, you're depleted of all fat because your fat is an energy source.
So that won't be happening with us.
We're Tubsters.
Well, I know we're not going to die of starvation.
What are you talking about?
It's not starving.
And it's not a hunger strike, technically.
It's just fasting, which people do in the real world.
Oh, I guess a hunger strike is no water.
Yeah, just like I'm trying to kill myself or something.
Right, right, right.
You can only go a few days without water, right?
This is just a religious.
No, I think you can only go three days without sleep, they say.
Although meth heads seem to defy that on a regular basis.
And then I think water is like five days, and then food is three weeks.
I don't know.
I've been looking it up, and people do dry fasting where they don't even touch water.
And apparently they could do it for a while.
How long?
That sounds so dumb.
It sounds like it should just be three days, but I feel like I've seen other people do it longer.
Do not try this at home.
Drink water.
So Hannity fucked us.
Hannity, who had the founder of Proud Boys on his show dozens of times.
His radio show, his television show.
And here he is calling the Proud Boys radical.
Sean.
Here is Barnett marching at your screen.
Look at your screen.
Here is Barnett marching alongside.
This just broke today.
Radical Proud Boys during January 6th.
She claimed she had no idea who they were and that she didn't breach the Capitol.
And look at this.
Look at your screen.
Here is Barnett.
Look at your screen.
Look at his source, Chad Loader.
That's like one of the top Antifa dudes.
That's the guy Andy No is suing, I believe.
They went to his house and subpoenaed him or whatever.
Gave him his papers.
Yeah, Sean Hannity now follows Antifa Twitter and shits on various political nominees, these people running for office, because they stood next to Proud Boys.
Sean Hannity is Antifa now.
What a dumb Kant he is.
I always thought he was a retarded jock.
What a fucking, you know what he is?
He's a whore for Trump.
He doesn't really support Trump the way we do.
Right.
Like, we support Trump.
We notice when he makes mistakes.
We see that he's being vilified, but we're also not blind.
And when he does something dumb, we say, that was dumb, Don.
Like, why did you allow the election to be stolen?
You saw them setting that up.
Or why didn't you do anything about big tech?
You knew they were controlling the American conversation.
The pardons.
The rapper pardons.
Hannity is just, if Trump joined Scientology, Hannity would join Scientology tomorrow.
He's a whore.
He's a Trump whore.
And here he is.
He's so desperate not to be controversial that he throws Proud Boys under the bus.
You better watch it, Sean.
Because many believe that Trump sabotaged his presidential career by shitting on Proud Boys.
He said he had a chance to defend them.
Joe Biden brought up the poor boys and he said, stand black and stand by.
Instead of saying, I don't know anything about them, you should have said, isn't their leader a black guy?
I don't know.
Why are you guys, why do you call every patriot group racist?
It's tiring.
It's silly.
It's boring and it's wrong.
Now, if you want to find a terrorist group, we'll focus on Antifa.
That's what he should have said.
But he didn't say that.
He pussied out, and that was the end of Trump.
You got to be proud of you, boys.
Now, Sean Hannity is doing the same thing.
I don't know why.
I don't know who it benefits to kiss Antifa's ass.
Get him out of here.
Get out.
But you should be focusing on the meandering.
And just to remind everyone that this Capitol has been stormed many a time to little fanfare.
They did it in Ohio.
Remember that one?
Look at that.
Nariamenshin.
That's because they were Marxists.
Marxists can attack government buildings.
And then, of course, the Black Panthers did it in, when was this now?
69?
67?
They were armed when they stormed the Capitol.
And it was cool.
It was considered very cool.
I got to be honest, it did look pretty darn cool.
You can't deny that the Black Panthers had a great look.
And standing there on the Capitol steps like that, that looks cool.
Now, that's California, but still, a Capitol's a Capitol.
What are you saying?
Are you saying that, no, the White House capital is different?
That is an insurrection.
When people do it at their state capitol, that's funny and cool.
And then, of course, we did it in 1829.
I learned this from the Louis C.K. podcast.
Andrew Jackson said, come on in.
He was a populist.
He was the first Trump.
And he said, come on in.
This is open to everyone.
We're not snobs here.
We're not European.
We're American.
We're of the people.
So hundreds went in there.
And then there's some weird law where it's the people's house.
It's their house.
So they can't leave.
Maybe some of the insurrectionists had this in their heads from their history books.
And they're like, this is the people's house.
In fact, I think I remember them saying that.
Some guests stood on furniture in muddy shoes while others rummaged through rooms looking for the president breaking dishes.
Looking for the president breaking.
What is that?
Rummage through rooms looking for the president dash breaking dishes, crystal, and grinding food into the carpet along the way.
That looks like bad grammar, that dash.
Should be looking for the president, comma, breaking dishes, crystal, and grinding food into the carpet.
Anyway, terrible writing there, History Channel.
White House staff reported the carpet smelled of cheese for months after the party.
In an attempt to draw partygoers out of the building, servants set up washtubs full of juice and whiskey on the White House lawn.
Yeah, so there's a law where you can't kick the people out of their own house.
So they said, we're not going to.
But you may want to check out the front lawn.
We've got beer and whiskey and juice.
It's really fun out there.
Why don't you come in here for a bit and then go back in later?
So they came out and they locked the door.
But those descriptions, by the way, sound, you know, comedy-based.
And that's what the meandering was.
Comedy was an integral part of it.
The Buffalo Man.
The guy with the podium laughing.
The guy sitting, reclining with his feet up at Nancy Pelosi's desk.
All right, so now we're back to the news.
I don't know if we need to...
Yeah, the meandering's a good background, I guess, for this.
But we've got to get a news thing.
So Jensaki has been replaced by, I guess she's Haitian.
It's a very French name.
Karine, not Karen, Karine Jean-Pierre.
Karen Jean-Pierre.
Absolute fucking shit show.
We knew she'd be bad because she was hired based on the fact that she's a gay immigrant black woman.
Qualified?
Not a factor.
Who do you got?
Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Okay, give me the good news.
She's gay.
You want to bring it down?
She's black.
She's a woman.
And she's an immigrant.
That's fucking amazing.
I didn't know that we could do four.
Now I'm getting greedy.
What about crippled?
No, no, no, sir.
Four is considered insane.
All right.
So what's the bad news?
She's a retard.
Totally unqualified.
I am disabled.
I am gay.
I am a woman.
I am black.
That's literally all.
There we got it.
Everything but disabled.
But I think she may be mentally disabled, judging by her handling it.
So let's just go back to this dude.
You're supposed to know Brian Tyler Cohen, by the way.
He's got like 3 million subscribers on YouTube.
I've never heard of this guy before.
I don't even think he's part of a news thing.
Anyway, turn it up.
Biden, for taking the time to speak with me.
Thank you for wanting to speak to me.
Of course, of course.
So this is the first interview you've done since...
Thank you for wanting.
Stop.
Thank you for taking the time to speak to me.
Good to see you.
Good to be here.
No, thank you for wanting to speak to me.
You're the president of the United States, you boob.
Everyone wants to speak to you.
Literally, everyone.
Maybe there's a baby in Cambodia that doesn't want to speak to you.
Maybe.
Your big announcement that you've nominated Judge Gatanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court.
You've had a number of qualified candidates to choose from.
Why did you ultimately go with her?
Well, several reasons.
Number one, I committed two years ago that if I got elected president, I would name, if I had an opportunity, I'd name the first African American woman to the Supreme Court.
Because I think the court should look like the country.
I think it should reflect the country.
No.
And so.
Does the NBA look like the country?
Do the fields medals in mathematics look like the country?
Why does it have to look like the country?
Anyway, so that's Joe's mentality.
That's how we got the Supreme Court judge who was very kind to pedophiles.
Oops.
And now that explains Karine Jean-Pierre, this is Peter Doocy Ate Her Alive Day One.
Are you hearing any of this fan, by the way, the air conditioning?
Very little.
On my mic?
Here, pull that up and I'm going to turn it off.
Correct.
Congratulations.
Nice to see you out there.
Thank you.
The president's Twitter account posted the other day.
You want to bring down inflation, let's make sure the wealthiest corporations pay their fair share.
How does raising taxes on corporations reduce inflation?
So are you talking about a specific tweet?
You tweeted.
You want to bring down inflation, let's make sure the wealthiest corporations pay their fair share.
Look, you know, we have talked about this this past year, about making sure that the wealthiest among us are paying their fair share.
And that is important to do.
And that is something that the President has been working on every day when we talk about inflation and lowering costs.
And so it's very important that as we're seeing costs rise, as we're talking about how to He said, how does the rich paying their fair share help things like gas prices and grocery prices?
And she says the rich have to pay their fair share.
Yes.
Okay, I'm with you.
Can you explain why that works?
Is it trickle-down effect?
Is that what you're going for?
Does she want grocers to lower their prices?
Should craft charge less for cheese?
Is that the rich paying their fair share?
Because what it really means is corporations should pay higher taxes.
So with higher taxes, the government has more money.
Does the government then, what, subsidize gas and subsidize groceries?
That's the only logical place that question can go.
But she's not smart enough to even handle that.
And by the way, that concept of the government saving us and making gas cheaper and groceries cheaper is retarded.
But that's way over her head.
She can't even handle something stupid.
You know, build America that's safe, that's equal for everyone and doesn't leave everyone behind.
That is an important part of that as well.
So he asks again.
So look, I think we encourage those who have done very well, right, especially those who care about climate change, to support a fairer tax code that doesn't change, doesn't charge manufacturers, workers, cops, builders a higher percentage of their earnings than the most fortunate people in our nation and not let that stand in the way of reducing energy costs and fighting this existential problem if you think we
are who are who are not paying taxes at all the president said you want to bring down inflation let's make sure the wealthiest corporations pay their fair share Jeff Bezos came out and tweeted about that He said the newly created disinformation board should review this tweet.
Would you be okay with that?
Look, it's not a huge mystery why one of the wealthiest individuals on earth opposes an economic agenda that is for the middle class, that cuts some of the biggest cost families.
Wait a minute, stop.
You know what's going on here?
She's received the questions in advance, and then a script has been written for her.
So she's staring at the script, shitting her pants, but she also, the actual writer of her answers...
This is all a script.
You're watching a movie.
But the writer of her answers doesn't understand the question.
Cops?
Jeff Bezos is charging cops too much for what?
Office supplies?
What are you talking about?
Pens?
It sounds like she had something written down.
She was like, this is close to what he said.
Like, it has something vaguely to do with what he said.
So I'll just read this.
Yeah, maybe.
For the long haul, right?
And that's what we're talking about.
That's why we're talking about lowering inflation here and adds to the historic deficit reduction the president is achieving by asking the richest taxpayers and corporations to pair their fair share.
That is what we're talking about.
I love how she's changing the subject and saying this is what we're talking about, actually.
There's another clip of her blowing it.
And again, staring at the notes.
How come the president is visiting Buffalo after a senseless tragedy there, but he couldn't visit Waukesha after six were killed and 61 injured in an attack on a Christmas parade there?
I mean, he's visited many communities.
Buffalo, he's able to go tomorrow to Buffalo before the trip.
That is something that was important for him to do.
But he has visited many other communities.
Buffalo is not the first community, sadly, that he has to go up to because of a violent attack.
So that's not the first one.
So he's been to me.
Yeah, that's not the question.
The question is, why'd you choose Buffalo over Waukesha?
Also, speaking of people who cannot leave their notes behind, see, they keep doing this too.
Karen was doing what Kamala's about to do, where they're staring at their notes, and then they realize, this doesn't make me look very good.
I have to go off script.
So they look up from their notes and they're just like free-falling.
So then they get back to their notes.
You notice with libs of TikTok, the weird tranny teachers, they will read a script and they'll try to look away from the script to look like they're being spontaneous, but they can't because they can't think for themselves.
So clearly, Kamala Harris's notes have the words work together underlined.
And she was told, make sure you emphasize that.
True.
When it comes to the climate crisis, which is why we will work together and continue to work together to address these issues, to tackle these challenges, and to work together as we continue to work operating from the new norms,
rules, and agreements that we will convene to work together on to galvanize global action.
With that, I thank you all.
This is a matter of urgent priority for all of us, and I know we will work on this together.
Thanks, Benny.
Imagine you were a high school teacher and you got that as an essay.
You know what you would do?
You wouldn't get mad and go, D. You'd be like, oh, there's some trouble at home.
This kid has been neglected.
They can't read.
They definitely can't write.
Parents, probably single mom.
Like, if I was a teacher and I saw that essay, I would go, I gotta, I gotta, well, I'm gonna try to meet the mom.
She's probably not gonna call me back.
She clearly doesn't care about her kid, but we have to sit down with this child.
Something is very wrong here.
She's a meme, of course.
2-6.
From what's it called?
Pranksters?
Impractical Jokers.
Impractical Jokers.
Just keep saying we will work together.
And then they laugh their head off.
Both Karine and Kamala are on a tour bus together that was seen in New York.
That's 2-7.
You can see in the head, yo, I'm fucking lost.
That's where they're at.
Okay, we've got to cover the shooter a little bit.
There's some interesting false flag evidence going down that...
Here's what I think.
And again, I'm guessing.
But the manifesto seemed a little too perfect, too similar to the other dudes, a New Zealand Christchurch guy.
It's weird that it's instantly disappeared.
It's weird that in his manifesto, he lists all this shit the feds want banned.
That's not really a manifesto thing.
And so I think that we should work together to convene and continue to work together to figure out what happened here.
My guess is, mentally ill kid, racist, anti-Semitic.
He's on Reddit.
He's online.
Feds get a whiff of him.
They start juicing him.
You should do something.
Come on, don't be a bitch.
Talk minus action equals zero.
And he's like, yeah, you're right.
I got to fucking do something.
I'm not all talk.
I'm an action man.
I'll show those assholes.
Someone should just fucking go to a black area and shoot a place up.
Someone like, I'll do it.
I'll fucking do it.
You won't do it, you pussy.
And then it's very advantageous for the midterms because America looks racist.
I was just reading the ADL.
They argued like 65% of the murders in America are right-wing.
So I look them up.
It's all nuts, of course, and it's like a sovereign citizen shot his wife.
An anti-vaxxer shot someone.
A guy who was in a prison white power gang got in a fight with his wife and killed her.
So anyone who's not, you know, AOC is listed as a right-winger.
This guy, authoritarian leftist, right-winger.
That's how they get the numbers up.
They throw this huge net at us.
So this is good for Biden.
This is good for the midterms.
This is good for the feds getting things banned.
It's very convenient.
So that's suspicious.
I sent you some posts about this.
Again, I'm just sort of trolling the internet.
This is not reliable facts.
It's just the general word on the street.
They're pulling down the Buffalo Shooters Manifesto because too many people noticed that it was a word-for-word copy of the New Zealand one with the ATF's wish list included.
Sloppy work, boys.
Let me see this.
And then this one was bizarre.
The reason these manifestos are so retarded and sloppy and the op is so obvious is because the special agents handling the shooters have a limited window to work when the MK programming kicks in.
I don't know what MK programming means.
MK Ultra?
The mind control projects that he did?
Oh, I see.
It's not as precise of a process as most think.
It sounds like schizo shit, but that's how they do it.
There's certain agency psychological pros that scout for certain neurological types, then heavily medicate them with a cocktail of insane shit.
Meanwhile, the FBI, CIA, DHS is running surveillance on them.
When the field agents get the go signal from the psych, they have a limited window of control on the subject, so the details get sloppy.
Hence why the manifestos are always retarded and fucked up.
They're on a clock, and they're monitoring hundreds of others just waiting for a green light.
Pure evil.
So it's conjecture, but enough conjecture, enough anecdotal evidence, and you got evidence.
And what's spooky about all this is our man, Alex Jones, predicted it long ago.
They're going to attack a minority church or college or grocery store, some type of minority gathering.
Or a massive white supremacist attack they stage.
That's all the pre-programming in the media so you know what's coming.
And you're going to be bad because you were a Republican voter, period.
That's how they intend to do this is connect the Republican Party to white supremacism and the Second Amendment to it.
That's how they're pushing for violence and preparing real false flags.
Not just guys dressed up like white nationalists to discredit the Republican gubernatorial candidate, Virginia, but violence, my friends.
So if you go to a black church or you go to a rural, say, black grocery store, you better be packing.
You better be watching.
Because let me tell you, the deep states are coming.
That's spooky.
Black grocery store, you better be packing.
And what did this shithead say?
He said that he chose New York because you can only have 10 rounds.
And what did the black guy on the street say?
He said, we need more guns.
We need to be armed up in this bitch.
It's not the gun, dummy.
2-9.
They're all talking about the gun.
Wait, 2-9?
Yep.
Unfortunately, that's you know.
But it is Isabel Riley, right?
No?
Oh, it's just a guy talking about the gun saying a lot of people are blaming this assault weapon.
It's more powerful than the gun he used, it's more powerful than the military has.
And how many times do we have to go through this?
The AR-15 is just my dad's hunting rifle with a cool exterior.
There's nothing remotely unusual.
My Huntington 30od6, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
That's how fast I can shoot it.
If I hold it to my belt loop, I could jiggle it and it could go, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
That's an AR-15.
And the military's got way better shit than what civilians have.
Obviously.
So that was that link.
I also thought I was remiss yesterday.
I didn't do a great job yesterday, to be honest.
I didn't even show the whole video that everyone's blaming on Tucker.
So Tucker is blamed for this white replacement theory.
And here, so I'm going to get into the white replacement theory in a second.
But there's some truth to it.
So if you believe in any of that, then you are the same as the Nazis.
All cats are mammals.
All dogs are mammals.
All cats are dogs.
That's the trick they're doing here.
So what you're about to hear is Tucker talking about the true parts of this replacement theory.
And I don't know why I didn't show this yesterday.
I'm laughing because this is one of about 10 stories that I know you've covered where the government shows preference to people who have shown absolute contempt for our customs, our laws, our system itself, and they're being treated better than American citizens.
Now, I know that the left and all the little gatekeepers on Twitter become literally hysterical if you use the term replacement, if you suggest that the Democratic Party is trying to replace the current electorate, the voters now casting ballots, with new people,
more obedient voters from the third world.
But they become hysterical because that's what's happening, actually.
Let's just say it, that's true.
If this was happening in your house, if you were in sixth grade, for example, and without telling you, your parents adopted a bunch of new siblings and gave them brand new bikes and let them stay up later and help them with their homework and gave them twice the allowance that they gave you,
you would say to your siblings, you know, I think we're being replaced by kids that our parents love more.
And it would be kind of hard to argue against you because look at the evidence.
So this matters on a bunch of different levels, but on the most basic level, it's a voting rights question.
In a democracy, one person equals one vote.
If you change the population, you dilute the political power of the people who live there.
So every time they import a new voter, I become disenfranchised as a current voter.
So I don't understand why we don't understand this.
I mean, everyone wants to make a racial issue out of it.
Ooh, the white replacement theory.
No, no, no.
This is a voting rights question.
I have less political power because they're importing a brand new electorate.
Why should I sit back and take that?
The power that I have as an American guaranteed at birth is one man, one vote, and they're diluting it.
No, they're not allowed to do that.
Why are we putting up with this?
Poor Mark's dying.
He's like, can I get a word in Edgewise here?
Is this a question?
So, I don't know if I made this clear yesterday, but they are trying to make you look like this guy.
They are trying to trick you.
If you notice that Mexicans are changing the demographics, then you are sick and twisted.
So let's just say it very clearly for once and for all.
Here is the Nazi version of the white replacement theory.
Ready?
This is the bad guy version.
This is the sick and twisted version.
And it goes like this.
Jews hate whites and are wiping us out via race mixing propaganda and open borders.
Don't take that out of context, you dicks.
You got to say it in the voice.
I should have said it in a funny accent.
Jews hate whites and are wiping us out via race mixing propaganda and open borders.
How Soviet is it that I have to make funny voices?
I'm on encrypted apps to communicate with my friends.
If I'm talking to someone, I have to make a little joke to the fucking feds who are listening on the call.
Okay, so that's the bad one, right?
But here's what's true.
One, it's not Jews.
It's elitist whites who, for some strange reason, have ethno-masochistic tendencies.
They hate themselves.
They're lemmings.
Chris Hayes, fucking Lawrence O'Donnell.
Yes, there are maybe a disproportionate number of Jews in this group of elitist whites.
That's because they have high IQs.
Sorry.
They're also disproportionately represented in medicine and other smart sky stuff.
So your problem is with elite whites of all.
Actually, I don't even like saying elite whites.
Elite Westerners, Indians, all kinds of people.
Fucking CEO of Twitter.
That's an Indian dude.
He's not a fan.
Two, the race mixing propaganda, that's not part of a grand plan.
That's private companies doing that.
They're doing that because most shoppers in America are white women.
And white women love to see diversity.
They don't love to practice it so much.
They don't really want their kids to interracially date.
But they like seeing it commercials.
They like seeing black women kicking ass and dumb white guys cuck commercials.
You notice that we are human garbage in commercials because women, I don't know, they're sick of our shit.
And they like seeing us flounder.
So the race mixing propaganda, that's just silly diversity garbage that makes women feel good.
And when they feel good, they buy shit.
Not part of a grand plan.
And then three, unrelated to two, or one, is the DNC has opened borders because more Mexicans means more votes.
It's that simple.
Yes, it's changing the demographics of the country.
They could give a shit.
That's just ancillary.
Oops, that happened.
Oh, well, fuck you.
I don't care.
Now, I can prove that because I have a feeling Hispanics are going to start voting right.
They're not big on the gay shit.
They're very much chismo.
They're not into trans.
They are not pro-choice.
They're Catholic.
And abortion is blasphemy.
It's immoral.
It's wrong.
It goes against God.
So I just, and the only reason they haven't woken up there is because there's no Hispanic Fox News.
All the shit that Puerto Ricans, Colombians, Mexicans listen to is Univision and it's all lefty bullshit.
So as soon as there is a Hispanic Fox News, you are going to see them stop being slaves to the DNC.
And the second that happens, whoosh, borders closed, Mexicans out.
So, yes, you can notice that the DNC is replacing you with liberals.
They don't care what race it is.
And two, you can notice that there's this bizarre diversity mongering.
And if you notice two or three, they conflate you with this guy and say, oh, you're an anti-Semitic racist because you talk about the great white replacement theory.
No, you're not allowed to do that.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I hate you.
Okay.
You're not going to play the drop, dude?
Fuck you.
I hate you.
That was a bad job.
So let's drop that for now.
A lot of heady shit there.
And let's have some fun with some retarded feminists.
Who here identifies as a feminist?
We are the storm.
The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
You said I was too pretty to fight.
That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.
So, Ryan, when you were making that interstitial, you had to go find some tits.
Yep.
Does your wife know that you were looking at tits?
It's for my job.
It's like being a nurse or a doctor.
You know, if I'm doing some...
So you won't mind if I call her right now and tell her that you were looking at tits?
I would prefer.
Hold on, hold on, wait a minute.
That was actually an edited video.
Let me explain.
So the video was edited down to be not titty-like, you know, so that was good.
That's a plus.
I looked up blurred boobs.
I don't think you should do that.
Hello.
Hey, sorry to bug you.
It's a Gav.
Just thought you should know that Ryan was looking at tits.
It's for my job.
It's for my job.
It was for his job, but it's still, if you ever watch the show and you see the feminism interstitial, part of it involves boobies.
So while he was making it, he must have looked at some boobs.
He showed me it when he was making it.
Yes, I do remember that.
I can tell that you're just laughing now because you don't want to be criminally charged when you beat his ass tonight.
Do you see what she's doing there?
I'm not mad at all because she knows it's being documented.
She's not mad.
I'm in a great mood.
She is.
It's fun.
Fucking dead.
You know the Peter in the test tube babies shitstirrer?
No.
That's me.
I'm a shit-stirrer.
In the shit, I'll put you right in it.
I'm a shit-stirrer.
You're a tattletale.
Tattletale.
You're a tattletale.
Yeah, maybe you could learn to pronounce it.
All right.
So the hottest story now is the fucking thing we alluded to earlier where a five, four, four point six.
I mean, she's got a beautiful face.
She's a fat fucking pig.
Imagine you're a swimsuit model.
You work your ass off.
You starve yourself trying to keep your figure perfect.
You didn't make the cuts and you go, oh, well, I guess there are women out there prettier than me.
And then you see this.
What?
I'm an 8.8.
Her name is Yummy.
She's no.
Yummy, no.
Well, that's what Jordan Peterson is in shit for saying.
He said, that's just not beautiful.
And I love Isabella's take.
Oh, I'd love to get her on this show and this network with the show.
The truth hurts, you fat bitch.
But click on the article or is that a picture of an article, right?
It links back to the New York Post, and we can watch the article.
Oh, look at the article.
We can watch the article live.
I can watch the article live.
Jordan Peterson shames sports.
How dare he?
Not beautiful.
Fans fight back.
Well, I will say, if I hadn't been late in four months, if I just got out of jail, she would be beautiful to me.
But a woman on the cover of a magazine shouldn't have those kind of caveats.
This chick is totally hot if you're the horniest you've ever been in your entire life.
What's going on here, dude?
Oh, she looks great.
Oh, that's Kim Kardashian.
Kim Kardashian's very attractive.
Agreed.
Yep.
Okay, now you're losing me.
No, I don't want to fuck her.
And no.
My son's on a cover of a magazine.
No, that's not your son.
It's actually a female woman.
Oh, she looks hot there.
Yeah, she's just a beautiful woman who's too fat.
That means you're not on the cover.
Pend a letter to her younger self.
Oh, fuck off.
So what did Jordan Peterson say?
He just put...
We haven't got the news here.
Come on, guys.
I want to see him say, what does he say?
Not beautiful?
Oh, here we go.
It's a cunt.
Maybe you should read that, Ryan.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, I'll pull it up on the other screen here.
This will be worth it, folks.
It's a conscious, progressive attempt to manipulate and retool the notion of beauty, right?
Reliant on the idiot philosophy that such preferences are learned and properly changed by those who knew better.
See science direct.com slash science slash article slash.
But don't let the facts stop you.
And Vausch was...
Is it open that he's like a kiddie toucher lover boy toucher lover?
Allegedly?
He's always been a parody of intellectual psychologist dummies.
I think Tim Poole straight out said he's like a fan of kids or something like that the other day.
And that's pretty much it.
Yeah, I know it is a fact.
I mean, he's, well, at the very least, he's consistently defended pedophiles and talked about child sex like it's a thing.
If he was defending like mass shooters along with that, maybe it's like, well, that's just a defending deplorable people guy.
But there's no defending him.
Just shoot them in the head.
It's very simple.
Okay, remember Kurt Metzger's ex-girlfriend?
The one who always gets mad at me on race wars?
Because I said, you should get married, you should settle down, have kids.
She's like, fuck you.
I'm the hottest I've ever been.
I'm going, I agree that you're hot.
Karen Margolis?
Yeah, I'm not calling you ugly.
You're a very attractive woman.
I could get...
You think I'd fuck you?
I'm like, no, no, no, stop.
I know no one wants to fuck me.
I'm aware.
I'm saying you, just like on Hannity's show, Hannity the Whore, you would be happier at home.
And your career is fake.
You're copywriting.
That's not a writer.
And your career is bullshit.
So stop what you're doing and get married.
So then I see, I randomly stumble upon this viral video where some nebish Jew, like Israeli, I mean, the guy's the least attractive person imaginable.
He has, his testosterone is non-existent.
He makes these fake viral videos that are so obviously fake.
And who appears in the video?
My feminist friend.
Ex-girlfriend is visiting New York, and I want her to believe that I'm very successful and everybody loves me in the city.
So I asked people in my neighborhood to act as if I were their favorite person ever.
When I come in, you just be like, oh, Sammy.
You'll be like, hey, Sammy, are you still dating that supermodel?
You saved my family during COVID.
You saved my family.
Can you save my phone?
Hey, what's up, Sammy?
How you doing?
What are you doing?
He wondered what everybody had to do.
Yeah.
Like me, you.
So I guess he gives all these guys 20 bucks.
With everyone on board, I was ready to hang out with the X for the first time in five years.
He saved my mom's life.
It's normal for me to do that.
It's normal for you to save my life.
She had work done.
I think she has just that face.
No, yes.
That looks like a yes.
I dumped her.
It worked like a charm.
Me and Melissa got back together that same day.
You mean Karen?
Like, he starts out filming himself, and now he's walking around.
a cameraman's walking around filming him, and no one's looking at the cameraman.
That's Karen Margolis.
Boo.
What Jews do.
Unless it's like pranking just the people, and then like, it doesn't matter that it's a real chick.
There's no way to decringify that.
I talked to Kurt about it, and he goes, yeah, she showed me that.
I don't know what it is.
It seems embarrassing.
She's proud of that?
That's just like such a garbage waste of time.
Well, what's Kurt doing besides being in the funniest thing on YouTube?
Hey, yo.
Yeah, he's behind Wendell.
Literally, the funniest thing around right now is Kyle Dunnegan's YouTube channel.
What can compete?
I mean, Louis C.K. stand-up?
Maybe.
Louis C.K. being a banana who is peeled weird and is shy about his brews.
Oh, yeah.
That's up there.
You know what you'd like?
David Spade special.
We watched half it last night.
It's really funny.
Yeah.
He's so cool.
He's such a little cool guy.
He's got a lot of self-deprecation, though, he does.
Okay.
I think you'd like it.
I'm going to be fucking pissed if it sucks.
Here's a guy, 3-3, wants you to leave his pussy alone.
No problem.
No abortion protester.
It's a dude.
Keep your laws out of my pussy.
I like how he tries to be like a silly Ditzy girl.
So I think he's a pedo because he's not just being a woman, he's being a silly 13-year-old girl.
Keep my laws out of your pussy.
How do you feel about that cheapen?
Keep your laws out of my pussy.
Keep your laws out of my pussy.
It doesn't make sense.
You're contradicting yourself.
They're baby haters.
They probably murder.
I really hope that's Alex Stein in the costume.
And this woman was cool.
I hope we haven't showed her yet.
This woman is just a turf.
This is what we are.
We are trans exclusionary radical feminists.
We identify with the act up, silence equals death, guys, the whole AIDS gay generation, Stonewall, even though that's been totally exaggerated.
That's our gay world.
These new gays, we're not down with.
So if you think that you don't like gays, you may want to check in with an old gay because they're pretty fucking normal and they hate this shit as much as we do.
The thing is bad publicity.
I need 15 more minutes.
See, I'm looking for 15 minutes less, so this is going to work out real great.
What do you do for a living?
You don't want to know.
I'm an LGB activist.
LGB?
Like, from Russia?
No.
What's the LGB?
LGB.
Oh, okay.
Lesbian, gay, and bisexual.
Oh, oh, my God.
Okay.
No, I've heard of it.
I just, yeah, I've thought there were more letters.
So what's the difference between the LGB and the LGBTQIA plus?
You tell me.
Are all straight people?
The woman was too stunned to speak.
Anything to the right of the LGB is straight people.
It didn't used to have any other letters.
All of a sudden, they decided it always had letters.
No, it did not.
Hey, you're really against the letters.
Well, no.
The same-sex attraction is one thing.
And all those other letters are not about same-sex attraction.
There are three sexual orientations.
Homosexual, heterosexual, and bisexual.
LGB is about sexual orientation.
The other letters have something...
The people could in some backwards way or forwards way be LGB, but it involves some other issue and agenda.
Hello, yes.
The hate crime is coming from inside the house.
I'm glad he's pissed off about it.
I would go farther.
It's LG.
The B is just someone, just like she said, the QT, they're on their way to L or G. I would say B is bullshit.
Ever meet any old bi people?
Oh, yes, I was with my girlfriend this morning.
And then, of course, in the summers, I go back up north to my boyfriend where I suck his dick after eating pussy for six months.
And I work on my garden.
B stands for bullshit.
Also, I'm very excited about this new dock Matt Walsh is putting out.
Looks very exciting.
Daily Wire's kicking ass these days.
Can you tell me that?
Why is this?
Do you believe this has become a complex question?
The burden is undue.
Please, if one person could tell me what a woman is.
You are not here for women.
We ask you to leave.
What is that?
I'm not here for a woman.
I'm a father for women.
We ask you to leave.
Joe, I did.
Are you a sergeant in the notebooks?
I like to make sense of things.
A woman is not anything in particular.
There is not one particular thing.
It could be many things to many people.
Some women have penises, right?
Some men have vaginas.
I like scented candles.
I've watched Sex in the City.
Yeah.
How do I know if I'm a woman?
That's a great question.
You're not a scientist.
You're not a diagnostic.
That's a great question.
No.
How do you know that you're a man?
I guess because I got a dick.
Can a man a woman?
I want to have this question.
I'm not a woman, so I can't really answer that.
Women only know what women are.
Are you a cat?
No.
Can you tell me what a cat is?
You want to tell us what a woman is?
I'm a biological woman that medically transitioned to appear like a male.
I will never be a man.
And so they go on the internet and they're told that all their problems will be solved if they become a man.
So you worry that there could be a sort of social contagion element of this?
A teeny, tiny bit, maybe.
It got me at 42.
Your child doesn't have a chance.
And you're affirming it with hormones that have never been used in this way.
Puberty blockers, which are completely reversible.
Completely reversible.
Good part.
Coming up is used as loop prom, right?
Which has actually been used to chemically faster sex events.
You know what?
I'm not sure that we should continue with this interview.
You don't want to talk about the drugs that you give to kids or.
How can they be removing the healthy breasts of 15-year-old girls?
This is one of the worst parts of the whole thing.
Just stop.
You know, sex changes are, of course, depraved, and we've always screamed at the process here on the show.
And that's comical because it's not that common, right?
The tit thing is becoming mainstream.
Not even every young lesbian, every young woman with slightly questioning characteristics, every fucking tomboy is cutting your tits off.
And your tit is not the tip of your finger.
There's lots of shit in there.
And they're doing it to minors.
Matt Walsh was just talking about this today on his Instagram.
Where the gender surgeon, this guy calls himself, admits that, yeah, I do them to girls under 18 all the time.
You're severely disfiguring teenagers based on propaganda.
Imagine that was a cult and they chopped off like women's hands or something.
I mean, it would be global news.
The fucking National Reserve.
Is that what they're called?
The National Guard would go in there and break it up.
They'd get arrested.
It's child abuse.
What are we going to do about that?
Carve them up?
How can this whole thing be happening, Matt?
I wanted us to have a safe place to be able to talk about this.
Pardon me wants to ask why you care so much.
I care about the truth.
I care about children.
I care about the women who are having their opportunities stolen from them.
Is it transphobic to tell the truth?
The interview's over.
Let's throw off the cowboys.
Excuse me.
And you're not going to find out.
Based on what I'm saying, would you ever want to move to America?
They say there's a lot less flies.
What is a fly?
Oh, that one is easy.
So that's going to be fun.
A woman is like a lion with no fur.
Why are you gay?
What is a gay?
Did they eat the poo-poo?
Why are you so curious about the women assignment surgery?
They're totally woke.
A woman cannot be defined by the genitals.
Dave Chappelle had it coming.
He was desecrating the trans culture.
Actually, that's what this woman said, 3.6.
This is a new.
It hadn't occurred to me, I'm embarrassed to say.
I didn't know that there was people who would be pro-guy attacking Dave Chappelle.
Shame, CBS News.
No reporting the content of the show.
Chappelle jokingly refers to people with synthetic sex identities as quote-unquote monsters.
Monsters, man.
And performs an extended racially based parody of them.
Shocking, hilarious, and crazy newsworthy.
Why isn't media reporting this?
So he had it coming is her angle.
Here, go up to her name.
I've been meaning to talk about this for a long time.
Belissa.
Not Melissa, but Belissa.
Oh, she works at the ACLU.
Cohen.
Adult human female, former journalist, outlawed Jewess, trans age.
Trans, I'm transage too.
Trans-age.
Damn, you can be anything you want in this country.
Speaking of TERFs, over in Manchester, they wanted to go to this suffragette statue and talk about how important it is to be a woman.
I want to be.
So there's, I forget the name of this woman, the statue, but there's the suffragettes being prevented from having a political voice on the left.
And then here is Antifa preventing people going there to celebrate womanhood because they're not including men in their definition of women.
But the level of violence is pathetic.
Look at their fighting.
Maybe it's because I have a hockey past as a Canadian, but the kind of confrontation we're seeing these days looks so weak, it's bizarre.
What's the matter?
It won't go through.
You're talking.
Yeah, look at this.
Look at this fight.
I don't even know what she's grabbing at.
Her backpack.
Look how easy this is.
Stop them.
Go back to the beginning.
I've watched this 360 times.
I cannot make out what the fuck is going on.
What is she doing?
What are you pulling at?
Her shirt?
Her boob?
You're trying to rip her tit off?
Trying to do top surgery?
I felt ugly.
I felt gay.
What does it say below this?
Interview group was among those gentlemen in Manchester.
So click on those pictures.
Transphobic Gathering.
Hosted by Rosie Parker.
Manchester Protest Against Transphobic Gathering.
So celebrating womanhood is transphobic now.
Led by Posey Parker in Manchester.
Go to 3-8.
Wait, was that 3-9?
That was 3-8.
We're going to 3-9.
So, 3-9.
This was from last week, but we're having a big news episode so I can empty my computer.
Carry on.
Did you lose track of the kids who fuck on?
No, let it.
Let them all see this.
Let me take it over.
You are YouTube Gold.
Carry on.
I like the pentagram tattoo on your hands.
That's pretty cool.
The Catholic Church gets paid to fuck kids.
YouTube.
You are...
This is free speech from the 1980s.
I actually am quite impressed.
No!
You missed my point.
When I was young, people would argue like we're arguing, and it would be fine.
When you were young, you were on a list of whose kids to fuck when you get older.
This guy's good.
This guy's good.
When you were young, you had a long list of kids to fuck when you got older.
But those kids wouldn't be born yet.
Unless they're your age, and when you were a kid.
Yeah, in which case, they're going to be adults.
Correct.
Here's another.
This isn't the same march.
This is over in Canada.
But again, the weakness here.
Like, these people talk about...
Say you think that trans lives are endangered, right?
That was pathetic.
Aren't you trying to save lives?
Shouldn't you have a little more gumption if you're trying to stop murder?
And here's women that are petrified that abortion.
Oh, what's this one now?
Is that 4-0?
Yeah, it is.
Okay, I thought I had a feminist march that gets stopped.
I guess I didn't include it.
Women's...
It was this.
I fucked up.
I don't have the link here, but it was this woman's march where they're marching against abortion.
I mean, against pro-lifers.
They're for abortion.
And this cop just goes, yeah, no, no, no, you can't be here.
And they go, yes, we can.
It's a public park.
And he goes, no, it's not his private property.
Go down there.
And they went, oh.
And they just ended their rally and swalked away.
He was mumbling, too.
He didn't even say, stop.
He's like, guys, can't be here.
This is private property.
So, poof, gone.
There's another one that's, it sounds very similar.
And I'll pull it up real quick.
It's just this guy.
Have you seen this?
Look how little effort it takes to get them to just cower.
Oh, wait, let me just go back and just work out it.
Planned Parenthood's gay.
Planned Parenthood sucks.
You're not going to kill the babies.
Bands off the children's bodies.
Can you please?
Bands off the children's bodies.
Perfect energy.
So easy.
The energy is amazing.
Yeah.
They don't have the courage of their convictions.
Abortion sucks.
It kicks the sun.
So that last one you showed, that's relevant to abortion too.
But you're showing the end first, which was my plan.
So the Hodge twins are like, dude, this is Twitter.
I'm not at your house.
I'm using words, not weapons.
Grow up.
Because David Livitt said, if I keep getting threatened, I'll be filing an emergency restraining order.
And if they contact me again, I'll have them arrested.
Okay, so what are you mad about?
Click on it.
If you hit me, it's murder.
There's 365 days in a year.
Are you ready?
So he doesn't get the joke, but click on theirs.
Don't worry, we will be retweeting your dumb tweets every day.
Freedom of speech is a double-edged sword.
And he goes, yay, free advertising.
So they go, every day is 365 days a year.
That's a lot of attention.
So then he goes, he's getting a restraining order.
So what's that based on?
Keep going deeper because it's one of my favorites of those hypocrite things.
Keep going.
Gun control doesn't mean gun confiscation.
Keep going.
Uh-oh.
Where's the original?
Yeah, there it is.
Enough is enough.
Make vaccines mandatory, he says.
And then later, the only person who should have control over your personal medical decisions is you, not politicians, you.
Like, that's one of the best ones I've ever seen.
And it was only, what are they, a year apart?
Go down a little bit?
I can't see the bottom.
Yeah, about a year apart.
Who is this guy?
Click on David.
Leave it.
Leave it to Beaver.
Award-winning multimedia journalist.
CBS AXS Yahoo examiner.
Wow.
I love board games.
You know, someone is a fucking pussy when they love board games.
Okay.
So he's a fucking loser, and that's the state of the matriarchy.
You know, people say we have to get rid of the patriarchy.
It's cruel and evil.
We need women to be in charge for once.
Well, you just sat with me for half an hour while we watched the matriarchy in action, and it's a complete fucking mess.
They don't even want to be there.
They're not enjoying themselves.
They don't even believe the shit they're saying.
If you go, your shit's gay, they go.
All right, let's jump to the war on kids.
We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrine.
So when I was in college, I took philosophy.
I failed.
My dad mentions it 100% of the time.
He's the only man in the world who could fail philosophy.
But one of the reasons I failed is because our professor was the head of the Canadian Communist Party.
His name was Marvin Glass.
I wouldn't call him a Marxist.
I think he thought Marx was a pussy.
I call him a Stalinist.
Anyway, he explained to us in an ethics class that it's okay to have an abortion up to a year after the baby is born.
Because what is a human?
Well, a human has to do things that are specifically human.
Anything you can come up with, like a human knows love, a human can communicate, a human, whatever, recognizes his parents.
Anything you can do, an 11-month-old can do, a monkey can do.
Therefore, a monkey is just as human as a human.
Therefore, a human isn't a human.
If a monkey can be you, then you're not a human.
Now, at 13 months, you start surpassing the monkey, and you can do things the monkey can't.
Now you're a human.
So you can go up with a ball peen hammer, go up to an 11-month-old and just go whack like a fish in a boat that you don't want to wriggle around.
And I remember being 18 and going, that sounds wrong.
I don't believe you, Marvin Glass.
I think he's dead now.
Is this him?
Yep, there he is.
I know what you meant by like the calmie, depressing.
Oh, they all dress the same.
They all have a little brown leather satchel that's worn to shit.
They wear that sort of tweedish blazer.
They have brown cords, like a shit brown turtleneck, and then these orthopedic brown leather shoes.
Hush puppies kind of things.
This doesn't have to do with him, does it?
It is from onefemalecanuck.com.
Does he have a fucking statue?
That's got to be a statue of Lennon or something, dumbass.
Ooh, I don't know.
Does he have a statue?
My favorite university professors.
Black fuzz.
Marvin scribbled on the chalkboard.
I hung out with him a few times.
We smoked pot.
Just like Donald Sutherland did.
Yeah, Animal House.
Animal House.
He was that guy.
Damn.
Bye, Marvin.
He was the guy.
He burnt his office down by accident with the cigarette.
And I was the cartoonist for the school paper.
So I made a cartoon of him talking about the Bolsheviks and all that stuff and playing with little figurines.
Oh, he finally got a haircut.
And I made his cigarettes, ashtray behind him on fire.
And he couldn't see it because he was playing with his little war figurines for the Holodomor or whatever.
And the editor said, we can't do that because it implicates Marvin.
Well, it was Marvin.
Come on.
And he goes, no.
Okay, so I do an ashtray.
And he goes, no, you can't do that because it implies that Marvin's cigarette started the fire.
So you know what I ended up drawing?
I've told the story a million times.
Fire.
Because you've never heard of fire.
You don't know what it looks like.
You need a cartoon of fire.
So I quit soon after that.
The fucking newspaper was called The Charlatan.
This is at Carleton University in Ottawa, where Dan Aykroyd invented the radio station, CKCU.
Anyway, sorry, I'm off on a tangent.
So Marvin Glass's dumb shit has become mainstream.
Here, 4-1, we have people talking about murdering toddlers.
This is a great debate, by the way.
I believe in abortion after birth.
I believe in whatever the woman wants to choose to do, that's her choice.
At any point of the child's life, at any point of the lady's life, that's her choice to kill another person's body.
It's going to always be her choice.
Even after the baby's born.
It's always her choice.
So if they're two years old.
It's always her choice.
I can kill my two-year-old.
It's a woman's right to choose to kill their child at any point.
It's a woman's right to choose.
Do you believe in abortion after birth?
What do you think?
So what about 32?
Your dad would probably be happy to find out that it's legal to kill you.
I could, you know, he'd crash my drones.
He'd be like, finally, nothing wrong with that.
I can get rid of that genetic accident I make up in New York.
Have a clean record.
Only have my California kids.
Not the loser.
Not total loser, actually.
Total, not rock and roll.
Better than Hendrix, maybe, okay.
But not cool.
Wait a minute.
4-2 is a repeat, isn't it?
Correct.
So this is 4-2.
Okay, so this is heavy.
4-3.
I'm not positive what James O'Keefe is doing in this shot, but this woman talks about the FBI trying to destroy her.
On January 2020, Atkinson renewed her efforts, filing a complaint at federal courts in Baltimore, Maryland, and Alexandria, Virginia, alleging that the Obama administration had spied upon her and her family.
She said in the Maryland deposition, the plaintiffs first acquired the details regarding key individuals involved in the surveillance in August 2019 from a person involved in the wrongdoing who has come forward to provide information.
Oh, that's probably why James is there, because one of the feds who was spying on her, and Obama was spying on journalists, no mention of this in the media, the whistleblower probably came up to him.
In May 2020, Atkinson returned to this issue and said, I would say I may not be one of the first victims, but I am one of the first people who was able to identify myself as a target of illegal spying under the Obama administration.
The source was later identified as Ryan White, an adherent to the QAnon conspiracy theory.
Oh, this is Wikipedia throwing in QAnon, of course.
Her lawsuit was dismissed by a federal judge in 2021, who ruled that Rosenstein was protected by qualified immunity, and that even if true, none of the allegations took place in Maryland, where the court has jurisdiction.
Interesting twist.
So here's the reason this is in the war on kids is because it involves pedophilia.
I'll show you how.
And surveilled by the government.
And sometimes it takes far too long to be able to clear those matters up.
Yeah, Matt Goetz had the same problem.
May I say one little reported facet of my case is one of the federal agents involved in one of the operations against me said that they intended to plant child porn in my husband's computer.
This is the FBI.
There's been a case that's currently in litigation, unrelated, in which an FBI agent has testified that they did that.
They have done that.
It was not accomplished in my case.
I guess the curtain was drawn on that facet of the operation prior to them doing it.
But imagine how you ever get out of that.
They knew we had a young daughter at home and had allegedly conspired to do that.
Then you're taken away to jail.
Your daughter never forgives you.
You lose her.
Like with Mercedes, she'll never see her daughter again.
I think she was framed.
Speaking of more pedophilia, John Hopkins is apparently a sanctuary school for pedosympathizers.
Remember this fucked up Lesbian who thinks she's a dude and did a whole paper on maps.
John Hopkins Child Sex Abuser Center hires Trans Professor 34, who was forced to resign from Virginia School for Defending Pedophiles as minor attracted persons.
Like, you can call all of us Nazis with reckless abandon, but you can't call pedophiles pedophiles.
Oh, dude, look at this giant silverfish in the studio.
Are you scared of those?
Um, really?
Right here.
Oh, yeah, no, the faster ones are absolutely gross.
They must be millions of years old.
Are you afraid of them?
Not one iota.
The thing about tree planting in Northern Ontario is we just have bugs crawling all over us at all times.
So I could have a bug crawl across my face right now, no problem.
I'm like those African dudes, but even less of this.
I do not have a problem with bugs at all.
Electricity?
Heights?
No.
Not even roaches, if you're covered in roaches.
Oh, roaches, yeah, that's different.
I don't think anyone is immune to cockroaches.
That's true.
They're too fast.
They stick.
So listen, y'all.
This is some foolishness right here.
I'm finna post it in my group too, but look at this.
The security guard told me and my husband about this, and we didn't believe them.
Look at this.
What?
Yeah, I got the tagging now.
Lord, have mercy.
If they got some kids, they need to go to jail.
Huh?
What's that?
Do what, man?
Well, there must be tons of food in the trunk.
Don't tell me that.
Like rotten food.
That's bizarre.
A cop once told me about this black family in the Bronx where they would just have a big iron pan.
This isn't one.
This was common.
They'd have an iron pan of hamburger helper on the stove.
And it would be warmed up occasionally and then not warmed up.
So it wouldn't be cooking nonstop.
And it would be covered in roaches.
And if anyone was hungry, they didn't eat.
They didn't sit down and eat.
If anyone was hungry, you'd come by with a fork and you'd go on the wooden spoon that was stuck in it.
Jesus.
The roaches would run and then you'd have like four handfuls to quell your hunger pains or whatever.
Then you'd put the spoon back and not a care in the world.
Wow.
Like there was just their roommates.
I couldn't do it.
You know, a thing that probably drives gangbangers to gangbang is like if you're surrounded by roaches in a shitty apartment, it's like, I'm going to die.
I'm just going to kill people.
But roaches need food.
I don't understand why that car is so infested.
Anyway, yes.
Go back to the John Hopkins though.
I want you to see her because you...
Remember her?
Looks familiar.
That little guy.
Keep going.
May we have footage of that?
We have new information tonight from Old Dominion University.
The school says it has put a professor on leave after their research about pedophilia sparked backlash from students and others associated with the school.
The school announced that Dr. Alan Walker has been put on administrative leave immediately from their position as assistant professor of sociology and criminal justice.
The school says reactions to Dr. Walker's research and book have led to concerns for their safety and the safety of the campus.
The statement went on to say the controversy has disrupted the campus and community environment and is interfering with the school's mission to teach.
Now fuck all that.
I don't care if there's backlash.
What if it was true?
It's that she was defending pedophiles.
What she got to say?
Now, ODU President Brian Hemphill said, quote, I want to state in the strongest terms possible that child sexual abuse is morally wrong and has no place in our society.
Wow.
We can think outside the box.
What a brave stance.
I'm not sure I can agree with that.
He's going out on a limb.
In all cases, what if the kid's horny?
Understanding resilience strategies among minor attracted individuals.
Resilience strategies.
Wow.
Oh, that's the video.
I'm going to use the term minor attracted person or map in the title and throughout the book for multiple reasons.
First of all, because I think it's important to use terminology for groups that members of that group want others to use for them.
And MAP advocacy groups like Before You Act have advocated for use of the term MAP.
They've advocated for it primarily because it's less state of academia.
This is considered a doctor.
When they hear the term pedophile, they automatically assume that it means a sex offender.
It isn't true, and it leads to a lot of misconceptions about attractions toward minors.
Let's go to, let's jump to 4-6.
Sorry, I must have had another video playing at the same time.
1-6, yes.
4-6.
4-6, of course.
Fucking hell.
A man dressed in lingerie was photographed playing next to kids at the Australian Museum.
They defended it, and a spokesperson said the museum is committed to being a safe place where everyone feels welcome.
So if you're wearing lingerie and wearing women's panties with your fucking dick hanging out, feel free to get involved with our Lego building class.
Why did they make that one kid happy?
Yeah.
Because he's like not, he doesn't see it.
Because he diarrhea is shirt?
I hate when that happens.
What the fuck?
What the shit.
Even women who dress that way would.
Oh, yeah, con points.
Yeah, that's what I said about that other drag story hour thing.
It'd be inappropriate, bro.
They dress like absolute horrors.
If a sexy, gorgeous woman, totally sane with a happy family, sat down And didn't have kids there.
They blocked me on Instagram for sharing a quote from them with a photo that was taken inside their building.
What are they so afraid of?
That chick's got balls.
Australia's first museum.
Anyway, so why are we so paranoid about all this?
Are we just prudes?
Are we uptight?
I don't know.
Let's check 4-5.
Radical leftist school counselor at Tucson School has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a young student.
Zobella Vinnick has resigned.
She organized the school's first drag show and was involved with the far-left group AZ Resist, Arizona Resist.
And we can get more pictures of her.
This is why we care, folks.
Look at her.
Radical, queer, non-binary leftist.
Was it a male or a female she was fucking?
Did she rape a girl?
Unlearning white supremacy and capitalism.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
I support undocumented students.
Yeah, because they don't call the cops when you fuck them.
Este la teacher.
No mas.
No mas.
She is working to unlearn practices maintained by white supremacy, capitalism, and patriarchy and recommits daily to provide mental health, community care, and visions for freedom offered by blah, blah, fucking blah.
All right, I'm glad we're done.
That shit.
I hate being in their heads.
It reminds me of school.
Can you imagine going to college these days?
I literally cannot.
I'd be kicked out.
I mean, I would just be like, so it's okay to kill a one-year-old?
Okay.
So why do we have these laws?
So if you think someone murdered an 11-month-old and they're in jail, they're what, a political prisoner?
Is that what's going on there?
Should we go on a hunger strike for them?
Bye-bye.
Bye, everybody.
Oh, sorry, white supremacism.
White supremacy is capitalism?
Why?
Well, because whites benefit from it.
Okay, so is basketball black supremacy?
Is the thing supremacy if a group benefits disproportionately from it?
Is medicine Jewish supremacy?
They seem to do well in medicine.
Boom, these explosions of bullshit.
All right, let's get to the fun part of the show.
My pet Biden.
Biden.
On him I can depend.
My pet.
Biden.
A monster of a president.
He's big and loose.
Sleepy.
But a friendly monster too.
My pet.
Biden.
Wait, what?
That doesn't rhyme.
Once again, we have a special guest in my pet Biden, and it is the Prime Minister of Canada and his lovely wife, Sophie, who have got a song for us.
What's the next line?
Forget his selfies.
Boom, but it's all about me.
Boom, but my brooch bananas my head.
Boom, but figure it everywhere.
Boom, buttum.
Cause it's all It's all about me.
Boom bottom.
They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
Clown world.
Here he is saying resigning as president would be a good idea.
I think Joe Biden thinks Joe Biden is the laughingstock.
I don't think Joe Biden knows what Joe Biden is doing.
You called that Rick Scott a little while ago in your remarks.
Earlier today, anticipating your remarks, he said, and I'm just quoting here, that the best thing, the most effective thing Joe Biden can do to solve the inflation crisis he created is resign.
He's the problem.
He's the senator's sister.
The senator stick leader.
Joe Biden is unwell.
He's unfit for office.
He's incoherent, incapacitated, and confused.
These are his words.
Offering suggestions.
Rick Scott, you called that Rick Scott a little while ago.
And this is ancient news, but we're cleaning up the computer, as Howard Stern would say.
I've got to get in him calling the great MAGA king.
Apparently, they spent thousands of dollars with research teams coming up with a way to insult us that we wouldn't embrace.
Deplorables didn't work.
That backfired.
So apparently, they think their advisors, their PR firm, goes, focus on MAGA.
We have to make MAGA a negative term.
So ultra-mAGA and MAGA King.
Just keep shitting on the word MAGA until we ruin it.
Just like they stole woke from us.
Let's steal MAGA from them.
They made woke mean retarded.
Let's make MAGA look terrible.
Okay, try it.
Under my predecessor.
That's a t-shirt.
They're dead wrong.
And it looks cool.
It sounds awesome, you fucking loser.
The great MAGA King.
Everybody bow down to the Great MAGA King.
Wait, is that really Donald Trump?
Yeah, that was on Truth Soul, right?
Oh, he's posting on Truth now?
Yeah, he definitely did.
Cool.
But there's a red check mark.
I guess that's what it looks like.
And yeah, here he is getting really mad.
Mad as hell, man.
When I realized watching this clip, I'm like, so much of American politics, it shouldn't be like this, but it Boils down to: Do you think blacks deserve welfare?
The right's like, no, they're good.
And the left's like, that's fucked up.
She's hungry.
What is the microphone?
Forget it.
Forget it.
This is the United States of America.
The idea that you have to wait for an hour, an hour and a half, did you understand any of that?
No.
I think their sound guy has dementia, too.
Yeah.
That I guess there was some free food program, box lodge, and the mega crowd said they're fine.
They don't need food.
It's the same thing.
I think those of us who live next to poor communities, we can see the rip-offs going on.
Shit, in my neighborhood, my old neighborhood in New York City, Puerto Ricans would fill gigantic blue barrels.
Actually, mostly Dominicans.
Dominicans fill blue barrels.
Puerto Ricans don't have the stick-to-itiveness to do something like that.
Yeah, they're not good enough to scam this.
And they would then ship the barrels to bodegas in Dominican Republic, and those bodegas would use it as inventory.
And the supermarket by my house had the barrels there.
They would ship it for you.
So we were paying our taxes, New York City taxes, were paying to line the shelves of a Dominican Republic bodega.
That's what the MAGA crowd objects to, Joe.
We're good for food, sir.
Yeah.
Who is it?
I think it was Jordan Peterson said the biggest problem in America now is that our poor eat too much.
Pretending people are going hungry is just stupid.
It's just a lie.
Okay, go ahead.
Oh, yeah.
What's this one now?
Oh, yeah.
Inflation is my fault.
Why do you believe so many Americans believe that your administration is not doing enough to combat inflation?
And do you believe that you and your administration bear some measure of responsibility for the inflation that we're seeing across the country?
First, because we're on power.
Mr. First.
And you justifiably write we control all three branches of the government.
Why do you believe so many Americans...
We control all three branches of government, he says.
And then he says, do you really?
And then he says, we're responsible for inflation.
You're right to be mad.
Okay.
He also said the mega crowd is trying to jet up votes from this anger about inflation.
Yeah.
Isn't that the deal?
You're fucking up.
They're trying to use the fact that I'm fucking up to get me out of office.
Correct.
By the way, you'll notice this total lack of unity.
He ran on trying to bring the country together.
Remember that?
Trump had polarized America.
They had separated us.
Now I'm going to be the great unifying president.
And then cut to fuck these MAGA cocksuckers, the MAGA king, the ultra-mAGA crowd.
What did the MAGA crowd want to do?
They wanted black people to starve.
That's nice, Joe.
Thanks for unifying us.
And then, of course, finally, here's my favorite thing.
America is a nation that can be defined by a single word.
And that word is freedom.
Take it away, Joe.
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
Do you believe someone finds him out of office?
What are they, crazy?
He just defined America in one word.
Fussa-fascis.
As a foot him, a footafuta?
Is that a Himalayan word?
Doesn't make any fucking sense.
Yeah, I don't understand this guy half the time he talks.
He's like a fucking retard or something.
Do you think he was going to try to say freedom, Tony?
I don't know what the fuck he was going to say.
All I know, he says he's a little bit of Ugach.
He's just too nod.
Do you think he's going to go...
Do you think he'll even complete his term?
I mean, I got some information that he's not doing so good with the health, you know, with the brain.
So he's probably going to retire.
And then we got this fucking loudmouth.
Kamala Harris or whatever the fuck.
He's going to walk around and do little dances.
So we'll have a woman running the show?
I thought you once said that would never happen in the States.
Fucking woman, Bosch?
Never happened in the States.
Never.
It's about to happen.
All right.
We caught up on the mailbag.
That was a lot of stuff.
We had to keep our ramblings to a minimum.
We had to keep the comedy low because we had a lot of shit to check off our box.
Right, Ryan?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The final video.
No?
Oh, sorry.
I thought I was.
You know, I was thinking when I was putting the show prep together, I was like, I should.
I want to have a green screen every episode.
I want Crypt Eddie every episode.
I want to keep it light.
I don't want to focus too much on racism.
We covered all that yesterday.
And then I thought, what should I do?
But I want, if it's going to be a normal hour and 20 minutes, I should cut this and cut this.
And then I thought, why don't you just do whatever the fuck you want to do, dude?
It's your show.
Hell yeah.
So I did.
All right.
it's not the final video, Tony.
It is the mailbag.
Retarded Deadspin article.
Now, Deadspin has been bankrupted, re-bought, retooled.
I think it's on its third iteration.
Everyone who was remotely qualified there quit, and there was no one really qualified to begin with.
So the people that are still at that shitty site are fucking losers.
But they're even bigger losers than I thought.
White fans were entertained by black athletes a day after a racist killed black people in Buffalo.
This is what white supremacy looks like.
You know what's dumb about takes like this?
You read it and you go, okay, I guess I love white supremacy because it looks like a fun time.
It's respectful.
It says Black Lives Matter on the court.
Well, that's a different time, but it probably still says Black Lives Matter on the court.
And he's mad that these blacks are shucking and jiving for the white folks.
No, they're playing a fun game and making tens of millions of dollars.
You can be sure that Jason Tatum and Chris Paul have more than Game 7 wins and losses on their mind after this weekend.
In the sense that...
What a moronic take.
I saw this on Twitter, actually, and the reactions were awesome.
Everyone agrees.
If whites didn't go, that would be a boycott.
That would be...
It's a double-edged sword.
They'd be like, no whites attended this black performance a day after the shooting.
I bet if you went for these black athletes and went, good news, you don't have to play this game.
They'd be like, what?
I want to play the game.
No, and you can go on strike and not be paid for this game.
No, thanks.
I think I'd rather continue doing what I do.
And what about the Asian church that got shot up?
Should no Chinese people do work that next day?
This is like when they fucking, after the insurrection, there were schools that said you don't have to come in today if you're feeling traumatized.
Come on now, dog.
That's the theme of today's show.
It's like the pussy generation or something.
The wimp epoch.
We're living in a time of intense weakness.
What do they say with hard times breeds weak men?
No, hard times make strong men.
Strong men make easy times.
Easy times make weak men.
And then the cycle repeats.
You taught me that.
Oh, dude.
Guess what my bet is at?
Is it Redonk?
It's fucking brutal.
I owe $250.
Get the fuck out of here.
Yes.
I'm going to send you this.
It's kind of why I did it, because I knew the odds were crazy.
And could you ever pull out at any given time?
Nope.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm texting you this now because I was like, what am I at?
Like 1,000?
We've like here, let me just look up what we've won so far.
Because the odds fucked me hard up my butthole.
So the Mets are number one, two, three.
They're number four in the entire MLB, in the entire universe.
They're number four.
They're three and a half games away from being number one, right?
They're basically tied with the Dodgers in Houston.
They're all 3.5 away from being number one.
But because they were doing so well, my bets had brutal odds.
So at one time, Max Schneiser, what the fuck's his name?
Mad Max, the guy with one eye.
Well, two different looking eyes.
Max Scherzenzer's.
He was definitely going to win, right?
And they lost that game.
So I put down $100.
Guess what I lost?
$250.
What?
Yeah.
I got to pay the bookie $250 for that particular game.
So what's our spread total?
Wins, losses, and amount.
Okay, did you get my text?
So, let me see.
What's the...
So they are at 23 wins, 13 losses.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
We were going to go to the game yesterday, and it was rained out, and it rained for maybe one minute.
But yeah.
I'm at 23 wins, 13 losses, and I am $240 down.
I owe the bookie $240.
I haven't collected.
I haven't paid him any money or taken any money since we started the season.
Isn't that fucking horrible?
It's banancers.
We have the graphic here.
Okay, but I need you to show the odds.
Negative 240.
Fuck you.
Why is it a green screen?
I'm hearing a lot of clicks over there.
Why don't you show the rad zone graphic while you figure all this out?
Oh, I don't think that's necessary.
It's still not ready?
We're in the mailbag and stuff, so.
You still haven't figured out the rad zone.
Of course I have.
I figured that this isn't the best time for such a thing.
So I won 100, I lost 180.
I won 100, I lost 250.
I won 100, I lost 145.
I was up 300, I was down 575.
That's negative 275.
Unfugging real.
All right, people are already bored of this concept now that you've finally set it up.
So let's get back to the mailbag.
Okay.
Baseball Cardinals versus Mets.
If my dad told me I didn't have to go to school for any reason, I would be on board.
Also, your son might get a chance to see Albert Pujal's in his most likely last season and possibly Yader Molina's last year.
And maybe he might be one of the best badass catchers ever.
Yeah.
Well, if he didn't have a fucking mouth on him, then we would have been there.
This is from our old pal Rob.
Ruminations on race.
This might be boring and long.
I had a sneeze.
Look towards the lights.
What?
Look toward the bright lights.
It helps.
Yeah.
Because you squint or something.
I want to sneeze.
I know.
Sneezing feels good.
Did you ever consider the current discourse around race as a kind of new religion?
Start with the fact that for millennia it was forbidden to say or write the name of Jahwe, Jehovah.
And some Orthodox Jews still believe and practice this.
Today, the one word you may never speak is the N-word.
Also, in the same way that all followers of a religion must abase themselves to God, Americans are now expected to accept and believe anything that black people say or do as justified by their historic relation to their enslavers.
How is saying, forgive me, Lord, I am but a humble sinner who seeks only to serve you, different than saying, forgive me, black people, for the indignities my ancestors have inflicted upon you.
I am just part of a racist system for which I must atone.
Yeah.
And it's funny because we always talk about white people self-flagellating, which is what the Christians would do to themselves to try to experience some of Jesus' suffering.
Consider also the way that the religious adherent must never question God's will.
Kid gets run over in the driveway, mom gets cancer, don't question it.
It's all part of God's greater plan that we cannot hope to understand.
Similarly, BLM buys million-dollar mansions.
DA Bail's lunatic.
By the way, she didn't just buy million-dollar mansions.
She hired her brother and her baby daddy.
Her baby daddy was paid like 800 grand for creative consultancies.
And her brother was paid like 700 grand for security purposes.
DA bails lunatics out onto the street.
People want to know how defunding police is supposed to lower rather than raise crime rates.
It's who are you to question BLM and the authorities of the new anti-racist church?
I think I prefer that old-time religion, flawed though it may have been.
I think Rob is an atheist, too.
What are you doing in the...
Are you managing to make the rad zone boring?
I wouldn't say so.
What did you just do there?
Just show the rad zone.
How did that help anything in anyone ever?
See the behind the scenes.
I'm clicking away.
Not really.
This is from Kyle.
Save data.
With things getting so nutty, I think it's time for people to string together clips of what really happened over the years of the Trump presidency on USB devices to keep them for posterity.
I believe that especially true of books, too.
Hardcover books, buy books.
The amount of things that are no longer Google-able is alarming.
Can you sick all of the viewers on finding the best clips of shitty news anchors so we can start compiling historic clips?
I can't find that scandal where journalists were in a chat trying to frame Tea Party people as racist.
It's just gone.
I also can't find the video of George Floyd from the other angle where it looked like he was kneeling on his shoulder blades and not his neck.
Can't make this shit up.
New York Times, good morning.
The Buffalo killings are part of a pattern.
Most extremist violence in the U.S. comes from the political right.
So this is what I was talking about earlier, right?
Good morning, says David Leanhart.
The Buffalo killings.
So over the past decade, the Anti-Defamation League, great, has counted about 450 U.S. murders committed by political extremists over the past fucking decade.
So what is that?
45 a year.
That's a bad, that's not even a bad weekend in Chicago.
All right?
But as I alluded to earlier, click on has counted, right?
And you go to that link and click on the incidents.
So the incidents are Lyndon McLeod went on a shooting spree, killing five people and wounding a police officer.
He had harbored revenge fantasies about most of the victims.
He was involved in the toxic masculinity subculture of the manosphere.
So this guy hated betas.
Ryan, you just click on the link that says the incidents.
It's six.
Go down.
Can't even handle that.
Well, you said has counted.
Click on has counted.
Yes, and then after you click on has counted, you'll see sections.
There you go.
Stop.
There you go.
So this guy saw a lot of beta males as pussies, and he went on a killing spree to kill weak men.
That's me now.
That's right wing.
So we get lumped in with that guy.
Next, one of these sovereign citizen weirdos who are anarchists, by the way.
They're not right or left.
They don't want any government.
They killed a sheriff's deputy.
So that's on us.
We're lumped in with that, just like we're lumped in with this guy.
Braden Chesser, an anti-government Boogaloo guy, killed his wife in a domestic violence incident.
So that's right-wing violence.
If you're a member of a group or you are seen defending them and then you commit a crime, that's the group doing the crime in ADL logic.
Jason Newman, a member of the Aryan Circle, a white supremacist prison gang, murdered his wife.
No, murdered another dude.
That could have been for a billion different reasons, but it's counted as right-wing violence.
Anyway, this goes on and on and on.
Some guy goes on a killing spree shooting his mother and her friend.
He was an anti-vaccination conspiracy theorist.
What?
He had a theory about the vax, and then he murdered some woman.
That's right-wing violence, according to these clowns.
And then these pathetic summations appear in the New York Times, the paper of record, as a fact.
How many people clicked on the ADL has counted link, and then how many people clicked on the incidents?
We just accept it.
This is my favorite white supremacist, Imran Ali Rashid.
Was killed by a planned police officer.
According to the FBI, who had once investigated Rashid but never charged with anything, Rashid may have been inspired by the rhetoric of foreign terror.
Wait, that's right-wing terror now?
They're pretty conservative.
Anti-gay, fucking.
Anyway, nature versus nurture.
You've said in the past that you lean very heavily on the nature side of the nature versus nurture debate.
You've also spoken out against the gay agenda being pushed to young kids in public school, which seems to assume that the school environment could influence these kids' sexuality.
I agree with you on both these points, but how do we reconcile these two views since the gay teacher's thing seems like it's a nurture?
Okay, so I believe that you're born gay.
There is a percentage that can be gayified by molestation.
I think a lot of lesbians were molested by their dad, so they chose to just never see a dick again because it traumatizes them.
And lesbians don't really demand a lot of sex.
It's called lesbian bed death for a reason.
But I've described children, gay kids, as eggs.
They haven't hatched yet, but they're going to hatch and be a fag.
So you don't mess with that.
Every kid in the classroom is an egg.
Now, what's inside the egg, that's their sexuality, that will come out when they're 18.
That's perfectly reasonable.
Yummy, I'm gay.
But these people are cracking the eggs early and trying to get inside.
That's fucked up.
Secondly, I think that a lot of these teachers are gayifying kids who wouldn't be gay.
Now, those kids are not going to grow up to be homosexuals.
It's a fad.
It's gross.
It's not the end of the world, though.
I don't really care if you're a woman and you 69 a chick in college.
We used to call them lugs, lesbian until graduation.
But my problem with the kids, my problem with all these teachers is not they're making straight kids gay.
They're turning the frogs gay.
My problem is any sexuality being brought on kids is wrong.
So, again, they are gay at birth.
They're going to have a big gay life when they become teenagers.
But don't talk to them about it now.
It's fucking gross.
And I'm suspicious that you're grooming them to fuck them by telling them that everything is groovy, as we saw with that teacher earlier who was arrested in Arizona.
Okay?
Well, that is a very unfortunate situation.
Hi, kiddos.
My pronouns are he, him.
All the views expressed in your content does a great job of noticing a pattern and providing commentary on that.
Awesome.
That's how opinions should be formed.
There's one pattern you look past, though, and that is any degenerate politician, person in media pushing Western value deteriorating ideas, if they have a Wikipedia page, I employ you to start noticing the early life portion of their listing.
Now, that is a heck of a pattern.
Anyway, probably on a list now.
Yeah, thanks.
So I guess he's going to tell me that they tend to be gay or black or Jewish or something?
You got to sort of be a little more explicit, dude.
Let's guess he's saying Jewish.
I've already explained that a hundred times this episode.
You notice secular Jews in this group that wants to de-America America, and you think it's a Jewish thing.
Those secular Jews, by the way, are anti-Israel, totally eschew Orthodox and Hasidic Jews.
And the real pattern with that is elite whites.
Rich white people are ethno-masochist.
The end.
Can you explain the difference between a husband who is in control in a marriage and a controlling husband?
Yeah, that's easy.
A controlling husband is jealous all the time.
He thinks you were looking at that guy.
He thinks you're fucking someone.
He can't.
He doesn't let you go out with your friends.
That's a controlling husband.
A husband's in control.
A husband who's in control says things like, we're going out for dinner tonight.
We're going on a vacation in August.
We can afford it.
Yes, we're putting a pool in, but it's going to be overground.
No, this rule applies.
A husband in control would get mad if he has a rule, and then the mom seems to argue with him and go, can't they just blah, blah, blah?
Then he would go, hey, hey, first you'd take her aside and be like, what are you doing contradicting me in front of the kids?
That's a husband in control.
Basically, a husband in control is a benevolent dictatorship, and a controlling husband is a corrupt dictatorship.
And in the latter, he seems totally consumed with thoughts of infidelity, whereas a husband in control is just driving the boat.
I've often thought I want to put together a list on what a man and a woman's role is in a marriage.
Because like my wife picks the vacation spot and buys all the plane tickets and makes sure the kids are packed.
I carry all the luggage and make sure we get to the airport on time.
You know?
I always take out the garbage.
Mostly it's strength-based stuff.
I'm in control the outside of the house.
She's in control the inside of the house.
And speaking of my wife, now that I'm already doomed, do you want to rate this chick's heels?
Oh, yeah, I saw this picture.
I'll rate her phone a zero out of 10.
Yeah.
We can't see your fucking shoes, dummy.
I guess they're gold, strappy, sandal high heels, which if you're 47, like you say you are, Gina, that's perfectly reasonable.
I mean, are you drunk when you send us this shit?
Was your phone drunk?
You ever have those drunk goggles in school?
What?
Yeah, like in health class, they would teach you about being drunk.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, last one.
I think the whole Dems are importing Mexicans for votes thing is a red herring.
I think the real reason is because whites stopped having kids.
I know I'm sounding like that Mass Shooters Manifesto, but hear me out.
What happens if births begin to drop below replacement rates?
How can the next generation maintain our economy at the level of functionality it currently operates when they don't have enough people coming into the workforce?
It would be just like the way the economy was affected by COVID.
So the Democrats start importing Mexicans and Republicans, and Republicans put up a fight about as strong as a wet paper sack, and voila, we have drywallers, construction workers, plumbers.
Well, yeah, they always say they're doing the jobs Americans won't do, but they ignore the fact that Americans aren't doing those jobs because Mexicans are doing them.
Like they go, we couldn't survive without Mexicans.
Who would do the work?
I'm like, I went to a place like that.
America with no Mexicans is called Canada.
And teenagers do the work.
And it provides them an economic libido.
But I think you're giving these people too much credit.
It's not that well thought out.
I mean, I've heard it to justify refugees in Italy and Japan.
Japan has a dwindling population.
They're not importing refugees, but Italy has a dwindling population.
And one of the excuses is they have to, they need it because they need more people.
But this is all just DNC making up shit as they go.
It's all about votes.
They're not smart enough.
The White House is the DMV, but bigger.
They're all corrupt morons who are trying to get by the next election.
Like Nancy Pelosi isn't thinking past the midterms.
All right, folks.
Time for the final vid.
This has been a long one, but we emptied out the computer.
This one's short and sweet.
It's just the most epic soda to the face I've ever seen in my life.
We may have to watch it 80 times.
It's perfect.
I think even he acknowledges, like, you got me.
I mean, his whole world.
It probably hurts to get orange juice in your eye or Fanta.
It redid his hair.
And yeah, I'm on his side, by the way.
This poor bastard is getting fucked with.
He wants to record them.
So the victim is...
We're with the victim, but Jesus Christ, things could not have gone better for you as the person throwing the drink.
Is he laughing?
He has some juice of vision, bitch.
It looks like he was kind of...
Not even adrenaline laughing, just kind of like, okay, that was funny.
Yeah, that's there.
It looks like a smile.
Does he seem a little slow?
That's fucked up.
Oh, great.
That's even worse.
Here we are laughing at you.
Yeah, I mean, what person his age uses a phone with two hands?
And then, like, the body language, the haircut.
Poor guy.
Poor bastard.
We're team him.
Yeah, we're really living in a pussy era.
Even filming people all the time is a pussy move.
I mean, I know that guy was just doing his job, but we got to get a little more beefy here.
We have to have the courage of our convictions here.
We've got to get tough.
We've got to be prepared to confront someone, especially if we're talking about maiming children.
That's something you should be able to be prepared to break a sweat defending children.
So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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