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April 6, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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Don't the dope, niggas don't get when I'm behind this.
Put them on my step when I'm fucking a coup like fucking you.
But what I try with, I said that's big gay.
Now I doubt they be gay.
What did I bring see?
What I try with a feeling that men are like a rename.
I feel like I'm feeling my nigga, my children like rain.
I'm feeling that nigga, I feel like I'm in.
I said that what?
You can't hide.
Look at that lovely sign.
So that was Speed or something?
ISpeed, Lispe.
Some young people of African-American people of color men.
African-American men of color.
Amoks.
That was some Amoks.
They all look to be in the video about 12 years old.
Which is great.
Kids out there, they got a hobby, they're making music.
But at about 156 in the song, they talk about sucking cock!
Shuck that cock!
Shuck that cock!
Alrighty.
Um.
It's a little rich.
But we're on our way to pick up my jag and film an episode of Car Guys.
Which is exciting.
I think there's a guy from that same video where there was a white girl saying she wouldn't sleep with him if he was the last person on earth.
He's like, Yeah, you would!
Do you think that's the same kid?
Why do you think that?
Because I recognized him.
That kid isn't just a one-off guy from that clip.
He's like a famous gamer.
Oh.
Well, he's got a real temper on him, if that's the guy.
Does everyone at home know what we're talking about?
There's a guy who was this woman was saying, I wouldn't sleep with you, and then he went nuts and said, like, I've been jacking off to you every day.
Which was all been for a waste.
So he was mad about that.
And I think they kicked him off the stream, right?
This is kind of gay that I know that at 51.
They kicked him off the stream because he was too horny.
The teenager got so horny, he got kicked off his stream with whatever destiny and fucking some other gay name.
So we're going to do the show from the car today.
I've got my notes back here.
And you have all the articles you can show on your phone to the camera, right?
Sure could.
And you have the interstitials.
Sure.
Like, Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad?
Sure could.
Alright.
We're going to read the mailbag, too.
Everything's going to be really exciting.
All right, we're starting the show here on the 95.
What the fuck's going on here?
You may have noticed I don't wear a seatbelt.
I don't believe in seatbelts.
And people think that's one of my crazier views.
I also don't believe in condoms.
Condoms don't go all the way down to your dick.
So if she has venereal warts or whatever, you're going to get the STD anyway.
They don't prevent STDs.
They prevent pregnancy if you double check them, but just chiz on her butt.
Anyway, seatbelts definitely did reduce the number of fatalities on the roads when they came out.
But the number of accidents increased because people felt more confident.
This truck is racing me.
So I find I drive more cautiously when I have more shit at stake.
You know?
Anyway.
I did a deep dive on that kid's reading list, by the way.
It's way worse than I thought.
18 main characters in the books?
We're not doing a deep dive.
I'm going to make a separate free video of it because it's pretty amazing.
Like that school, his school is probably like 50% white males.
There's 18 main characters in that list of books.
Some of them like Ibrahim X don't have any main characters, right?
Eight black males, six black females, two Native Americans, one white girl, one gay, genderless queer.
I don't know what race it is.
No one has a problem with a book about Jackie Robinson.
That's great.
Good work, 42.
But in the context of it, it went down to basically two categories.
Black people rule, white people suck.
Okay.
Anyway, that's not a deep dive.
So let's start The show with some feminism.
Show the feminist thing.
Who here identifies as feminist or the story?
The very form of change of the world has been waiting for you.
That's toxic basketball as well.
Did you make that?
Yep.
That's good.
Gay jumps in the tub.
Oh, this is fucking amazing.
So, more gays having surrogates.
Now, we're for gay adoption if the kid is an orphan and it's going to be the orphanage alone, more gruel, please, or two loving dads.
And there's no other options.
Okay, take it away, two loving dads.
However, when you make a kid from scratch with a surrogate, like Dave Rubin, I believe, did, and this guy did, and what's his name, fucking Pete Buttigig did, you're bringing a kid into the world with a handicap.
It's the same reason I don't think single mothers should ever have kids.
Like my generation, Gen X, it's not unusual for a woman to say, oh, well, I didn't find a guy.
I'm just going to get inseminated and make a kid.
I'll find some guy to fuck, and I promise him I won't ask him for money.
You're starting a kid out with a disadvantage.
That's like knowingly making a blind kid or knowingly making a severely handicapped kid.
So I don't approve of surrogates.
I used to.
I changed my mind.
It's like rigging the system, but it gets worse.
Because gays live with gay privilege, they have decided, just like men take over women's sports, they have decided to totally elbow their way in to this new pregnancy.
So remember Pete Buttigig's husband, who was almost the first lady, if you can imagine that.
We almost had a male first lady with cum dripping down his face.
Just the same way Pete Buttigig's husband jumped into bed right after the baby was born and lay in the bed.
Why are you lying in the bed?
Is your back hurt from standing?
I think the woman who pushed out the baby is probably a little more uncomfortable.
So maybe it was a bed next to it or something, or maybe he fucking pushed her out of the bed.
The same way Pete Buttigig's husband did that, this fucking clown, they have one of those water bursts, which I think are pretty cool actually, especially if there's a doctor around.
They did one of those water bursts.
The second the baby comes out, he jumps into the pool.
I don't know if he's nude or in a bathing suit, but he jumps into the pool and sits with the baby holding it like he's done anything.
Are you trying to bond with it like a puppy or something?
Is this some mammal shit?
What kind of bullshit is that?
Anyway, this is becoming a trend.
So that's feminism for you, folks.
That's the way women are treated today.
And Archie Bunker over here, he doesn't want that.
So you woke people end up shitting on women.
With the woke agenda, you end up with gays hijacking pregnancy and gays.
I mean, these trans guys are gays.
Gays hijacking women's sports.
Alright.
Now it says this shit is making, yeah, it's making me hate men.
That's it for feminism, Ryan.
Only one article for feminism.
Let's jump to LGBTQ.
And then they ate the poo-poo!
You a- Did I already tell you this that the DC jail where Enrique was, where Brandon Bond is, where all the Prowl boys were, are, is run by Africans?
Actual from Africa.
Yes.
Well, I wouldn't call black people Africans.
Hello.
Are you an African man?
I guess originally my name's Dwayne.
Hello, Dwayne.
Are you from Africa?
And then they eat with poopoop.
Are you eat the did you know here in America they eat the poo-poo?
Another one is eating the poop all over the place.
It's the best accent.
African, Jamaican, Scottish.
Best accents in the world.
Anyway, no, African from Africa.
So people die all the time in there, especially if no one's checking on them.
Brandon Vaughn heard a guy die pleading, help, help.
Brandon was lying in his own puke when they gave him 40 milligrams of methadone because they assumed he was junk sick.
He couldn't sleep because he had bad nerves because everyone around him was going to kill him.
He's the only white guy in the whole fucking prison.
And they're like, you will be okay.
You don't have to worry about it.
And then they let them die.
Another inmate has died.
That means that we have a free cell.
It is okay.
And it's pretty insane that our jails are so shitty.
We have to import COs from the third world.
Probably because they don't give a fuck.
And they don't care about getting canceled.
They don't care about getting sued.
Anyway, that's neither here nor there.
We're talking about trans.
Oh, I don't know why this is here, but I saw this.
This is a weird episode.
I just saw this trans person.
Every time you check them out on Twitter, you get kind of lost in a trans hole.
And their Twitter feed is distinctly male.
So Parker Molloy is this loser who tried to get me canceled many years ago and then ended up getting canceled itself because it said to another trans person,
I hope you drink bleach and die.
This is what they all do.
They end up cannibalizing each other.
But I remember checking her Twitter feed and it was all about like, the Eagles suck this year, man.
We've got to get better defense.
If they trade fucking McDougal over Harrison, we're fucking toast.
Which is not what women do.
Women almost never give a fuck about sports.
And when they do, they think, you know, Noah Cindergaard is gorgeous.
And they love their team and they wear the Mets shirt.
But they don't talk about the semantics of trading and we need better pitching and who do we have that hits.
They like the hunks.
Which is weird because when I went to spring training, there was all these Cindergaard groupies.
Spring training is for little kids.
It's where 11-year-olds go and they get the ball signed by one of the players.
It's like Disneyland.
It's weird to see adults there.
But I think you're on your way to Disneyland soon, aren't you?
With a baby.
Oh, that makes it better?
Yes.
Why?
Because it's a child of the Lord.
Child of the Lord?
The fuck does that mean?
You're going there as some sort of religious epiphany.
It's a pilgrimage to your Mecca?
The Mickey Mecca?
The Micah.
Your baby will not remember anything.
Obviously.
You still enjoy being stimulated by, you know, cool things.
Yeah, you could go to a prison and they'd be equally stimulated.
We try.
Anyway, so I was going through this Tranny's Twitter feed and she just fucking love cars, dude.
Loves fucking cars.
And here's a group there.
I don't know if you can zoom in on them.
There's a couple trans there.
And you're just like, dude, you're basically just glam.
Like in the late 60s and the 70s, before punk, you'd have guys who would wear like platform boots, scary glitter types, right?
They listen to Slade.
And they'd have long hair and like a baby blue jean jacket with rhinestones on it.
You're still a dude.
You're just an eccentric guy.
Why do you hear your alerts on?
Is that professional?
So it's funny seeing them in denial.
And again, I blame video games.
I think playing as a woman for five hours in a row makes you think you're a woman.
The next thing you know, some guy who just wants to have long hair thinks he's abroad.
Here's another funny picture of one who climbed a mountain.
Another friend of the car guys.
And the thing I like about this is if you've ever climbed to a top of one of these big sort of touristy pathway mountains like everyone goes to in LA, you see them jogging up and down it, you're pretty tired at the top.
Unless you're a tough fucking dude.
And then you feel great.
You didn't break a sweat because your big, strong testosterone legs just lifted you right up the fucking mountain like it ain't no thank.
What's that guy got there?
Is that for painting stripes on the road?
They just got any old fucking Mexican drawing our roadways now.
And then I thought this was interesting.
This is who they are.
Like they pretend they're just like you and me, but a different gender.
Really?
Why are they begging all the time?
Begging for free shit because they have mental illness or I need a mental health day or you need to buy me a gun because I'm not safe.
I used to say they're mentally ill gays.
I want to go farther.
They're mentally ill gay nerds.
Right?
Now that brings us to I obviously don't give a fuck about mentally ill gay nerds, but it makes me worried they want to fuck our kids.
When you see all these trans teachers talk about the kiddos, right, you start to get a little paranoid.
And maybe because I don't want to accept that possibility, or maybe because this guy has great logic, but I thought this was a really cool thread, 2-1, on the whole trans thing.
Do you want to read that, Ryan?
Yes, it says...
Single line.
You got your audio okay there?
Are you on my mic?
Yeah.
Come on here.
I'll hold the mic closer.
Okay.
It says, I'm seeing a lot of people on the right share this meme.
While it may be a strong satirical response to those who get lost in nuance, it fundamentally fails to recognize why the left wants to talk to your kids about sexuality.
Well, let's connect some dots.
So here's the meme.
Don't make me tap the sign.
It's not rocket science, guys.
They're just evil-in-one to little kids.
The left doesn't want to diddle kids.
They want to create little revolutionaries.
To do that, they need to sever the bond between students and parents that they believe are raising the children to be hateful bigots.
Yeah, I'm not denying that there are some pedophiles there, but wanting to fuck a child is very unusual.
And I know, you know, Alex Jones and the rest of our people want to put it into prominence, and that's a noble pursuit.
But it just doesn't make logistical sense.
It's a fraction of the population want to fuck kids like 0.0000000000001%, right?
The gays definitely disproportionately molest children more, and there seems to be a lot of gay teachers these days, so I'm aware of this, but it doesn't explain the preponderance of LGBT rainbows in classes.
Those are not 0.00000.
Those are like half.
And when you look at the reading lists my kids are getting about a genderless world, it's called the 57 bus, and it's a book about a guy guilty of a hate crime who didn't use proper pronouns.
So that's on a reading list that everyone has to choose.
Everyone gets this reading list.
That's 100% of the people exposed to that book.
100% of people don't want to diddle kids.
Anyway, take it away there, Ryan.
Okay.
And so here he also...
Are you shy?
Yes.
Here he also is.
I believe children are...
I believe children are...
Teach them well and lead them the way.
Why are you reading like a fucking abandoned child who grew up mostly in homeless shelters?
Well, despite that short biography, no reason at all.
It says those aren't just cheesy lyrics to the left.
Children are the key to societal transformation.
In order to sever the bond between parents and their children, the left is using a two-pronged approach, critical race theory and radical gender ideology, properly known as queer theory.
They're not two unrelated sets of ideas, they're two parts of the same strategy.
CRT is actually the first set of ideas to be introduced.
This is often enough to radicalize racial minorities, but it's merely step one for white or white-adjacent students.
Continued.
CRT instills in these students a negative self-identity as they're taught to believe they're recipients of enormous privilege that was stolen from others and that they are complicit in historic ongoing injustice.
In child terms, they're taught to believe they're bad.
Apart from the shame and the guilt, this also gives them a worldview at odds with the one that their parents gave them and are trying to pass.
That's a biggie.
And what did that teacher say a million years ago?
Let's be honest.
Sometimes the parents don't have the child's best interest at heart.
It's up to the community to raise a child.
Remember that quote?
And then there was that other woman, the kindergarten teacher, who said, I don't teach the curriculum.
I teach them about important things like Black Lives Matter.
She was a pre-K teacher, by the way.
I teach important things.
So when they watch the news, you know, when three and four-year-olds watch the news, they'll understand what these groups are about.
Yeah, these groups are about buying a $6 million California mansion and helping to strategize the future of the DNC.
Okay, now it says, once CRT is done tearing down these kids and leaving them with a negative self-identity, Queer Theory, QT, is introduced and offers them a wide assortment of positive self-identities to choose from.
Instead of living with the shame and guilt of being a member of the oppressive dominant culture, these students can be celebrated for coming out as gender non-binary or pansexual.
In an instant, these kids can trade their negative self-identity and the accompanying guilt and shame of being an oppressor for a positive self-identity much venerated and oppressed minority.
At this point, the left desperately wants the new identity to stay at school, so it has to be cemented before the parents find out.
In the guise of helping these students, schools withhold information about their child's new identity from mom and dad.
Once the parents do find out about their child's new identity, it's firmly in place, and an adversarial relationship between the child and the parents has now manufactured.
I cannot tell you how many dads tell me that their 12-year-old is identifying as Bi and he has a rainbow flag in his room.
And then it says, The parents' tendency will be to overreact and push the child farther away, farther into the arms of the woke radicals, who now have the little revolutionary that they wanted from the beginning.
The bond between parents and child has been severed, ending the perpetuation of hate and bigotry.
The left is determined to replicate this process in as many families as they can, using whatever means at their disposal.
It's not about diddling kids, it's about capturing the minds of impressionable children.
Unfortunately, this creates environments where actual predators can thrive.
When young children are isolated from their parents, encouraged to adopt different beliefs and keep secrets from their parents, they are made easy targets for abusers.
Dude, we gotta get fly this guy down to New York and do a sit-down with him.
This is fucking perfect.
But my school, this is in quotes, but my school has Christian teachers and a Christian principal.
They wouldn't possibly have this agenda.
Aha.
This is where we turn to at Joe Rigny and connect another dot.
And it links to an article, desiringgod.org.
Do you feel my pain, empathy, sympathy, and dangerous virtues?
Hear me out loud and clear on this.
Most teachers love their kids in their classrooms and want only the best for them.
They have their empathy for these students who weaponized against them by leftist activists promoting educational programs that sound nice and caring.
Highly empathetic teachers are used to promote this agenda, unaware of its insidious purpose.
An example, I recently saw a teacher at a Christian school announce that she would no longer be using the terms mom, dad, or parents in the classroom.
Her reason, she had just read a paper on the importance of making kids from non-traditional families feel included, so she suggested replacing donuts with dads and bagels with buds or something of the such.
This sounds very considerate for the kids who might feel different because they don't have a dad or live with their grandparents, but its purpose is to subtly chip away at the very idea of normative nuclear family.
Can I add one thing too?
We assume that there's some sort of grand plan here, the globalist agenda that Klaus Schwab is telling these teachers what to say.
I don't take that for granted.
I don't want to assume that's true.
It's possible that this is just how teachers have evolved.
The teachers' Unions are going to promote socialism, right?
They're going to tend to gravitate towards Marxism because unions are socialist.
So when you have that virus, and it's almost satanic, this is like the devil thriving.
It's almost like a bacteria, a cancer.
Remember, Jon Stewart was talking about how racism is a cancer.
Communism is a cancer, and it's metastasizing in these schools.
I agree with this guy.
I don't think these teachers are like, ha ha ha, we're making little revolutionaries.
I think they're just dumb patsies who have, and women are agreeable and they tend to be women, and they've fallen for this rhetoric.
Now, was the rhetoric pre-written by this evil socialist pedophile who wants to control the world?
Maybe.
Or maybe that's socialism is its own little bacteria.
And it, like a computer virus, it can spread on its own without a grandmaster to make sure it gets its wings.
All right, go back to the thread.
Okay.
Let's see.
Oh, yeah.
Christians who think that they can embrace the ideas from CRT and reject radical gender ideology need to realize how the former is used to prepare kids to accept the latter.
These are your kids we're talking about.
The left wants them.
They would love to sever your bonds with them.
They think your appeals to childhood innocence are an attempt to force hetonormativity on them.
Seriously, they write papers on it.
It's not a secret agenda.
At Conceptual James has recorded three-part series walking through this entire agenda by looking at primary sources.
I highly recommend all parents to invest the time and listen to them.
So that's Groomer Schools One, the Long Cultural Marxist History link.
The meme I open this thread with is an easy response to the insanity we're seeing today, but it's not a great explanation.
We should take the time to help people see how nice sounding programs are being used in the classroom to create little activists and put them in danger.
You know, on that reading list that my son got, there wasn't just Fahrenheit 9-11.
There was another.
There was another thing called...
Why is he honking?
There was another one called Ban This Book.
Now, Fahrenheit 451, I'm not crazy for assuming that it's going to be about conservatives wanting to ban CRT books.
When they made it a movie, they got Hunkypants.
What's his name?
Michael B. Hunky Pants.
Michael B. Jordan.
They got Michael B. Jordan to play the guy, and the people banning the books were conservatives.
And here's another thing.
On the list, it's right below To Kill a Mockingbird.
To Kill a Mockingbird has been attacked by both the left and the right.
The left doesn't like that the white savior saves the day, and the right doesn't like that this town of rednecks are a bunch of racist assholes.
I think the left sees that book as a good example of the right banning books.
So it goes to kill a mockingbird, then Fahrenheit 451, which is about book burners.
So clearly the message is Gavin and anyone else who has a problem with this list wants to burn books.
So the only two non-woke books are a kid's book called Ban This Book.
By the way, a lot of it was very young for 13-year-olds.
Like when I was 13, we were reading Wuthering Heights and Emily Jane Eyre and stuff.
There was like three or four graphic novels.
Comic books are not reading.
I like them, but they're not reading.
And yeah, Ban This Book and Fahrenheit 451 both have black people on the cover.
With the latter, it's the movie, but you know what I'm saying.
And the message from both of them is, if you don't want these books read to your kids, you're a fascist.
So two non-woke books converted to the woke agenda.
Anyway, is that guy done?
Okay, that was fascinating.
I love that guy.
I want to get him in here.
Of course, he's going to say no.
Most people believe a woman can have a penis.
Oh, this was disturbing.
So some talk radio site did a survey to see how many people think a woman can have a penis.
I'm hoping they interviewed a disproportionate number of fucking college students.
But no, a woman cannot have a penis.
Boy, are you trivializing what it is to be a woman.
Being a woman...
Being a woman has been turned into nothing.
It's easier...
It's harder.
It's literally harder to be known as a skater, a skater boy, than it is to be known as a woman.
You're a poser with your skateboard if you can't ollie.
Ollieing is pretty hard to get any kind of height, to get over a curb.
I tried for years.
I never really got higher than two inches.
I never got taller than Ryan's dick.
But being a woman, I can say it now.
You can have a beard now.
You can have a beard and short hair, and you can be a lesbian.
So I'm a woman.
I'm a lesbian woman.
Why don't you eat out my pussy?
Lick my bag.
Diddle my bean.
My giant fucking seven-inch bean.
I want to be a woman.
Alright, that...
We did racism, right?
Yesterday?
Oh, well, there's plenty more racism, though.
Let's go over to racism.
Are there different?
What else could I have done to see a black woman?
We got a letter in the mailbag where someone said, I don't believe you that that guy's not playing Black Benny.
And no one believes the shit.
They think it's a a melted Twix bar.
No, it was shit.
It not only trivializes what you did, but also me in transporting it.
Well, you did a kind of a pussy job.
You wrapped it with tons of ice and weird cling wrap.
It was already in a bag.
But how would you keep the ice?
I didn't want to put the ice inside of the Ziploc, because now you have shit melted.
You don't need any ice.
It's not going to thaw.
I mean, I tried to keep the AC.
You're kidding me.
Yeah, I put it on the ground.
You're a mental patient.
What I think should give it away, if you look at the footage, you can see little traces of like brown water.
How would you get that from a Twix?
That's from when I pulled it out.
Well, we still can't.
It's in my garbage.
Yeah, let's take a fork to it.
Because Twix has like a shortbread in the middle, right?
Yeah, I'm going to mush it up.
Imagine this is the one time where you ate an entire shortbread.
Two of them next to me.
I'm going to mush it on Thursday night.
That's terrible.
I hope Maddie's back.
His feet were purple the other day.
Gladdy's alright, man.
I had that nightmare about him.
And I called him yesterday for like no reason, basically.
It's like, hey, man, just check him if you're bugging in Maddie's kitchen just to hear his voice again.
All right.
This says, look at this Wigger clown 2-5.
I don't remember this.
Trump.
Let's go, Brandon.
You got that?
Get that guy.
You know you've left New York when people are sane again.
Nice.
Alrighty, 2-5.
That's UCLA's race and equity officer, Chris Death.
Oh, yeah.
Once admitted to staging a race service.
So Andy Noel brought this up on post-millennial, and the guy goes, you spelt my name wrong.
By the way, his name is spelled wrong.
You don't spell Jonathan J-O-H-N-A-T-H-A-N.
I have a Jonathan.
John is J-O-H-N.
Jonathan is just J-O-N.
So your name is spelled wrong, you dunce.
And he has stop killing us all over his shirt.
The guy is whiter than Wilfred Riley.
From now on, have you got a picture of him?
Oh no, I put a picture in the next one.
Because he says, stop killing us.
I don't know if you saw the shirt there.
It says, stop killing us, stop killing us, stop killing us.
The race and equity officer.
And he's, if you can convince people that you're white, if you could join the KKK, then you can't talk about how hard it is to be black.
Look at that guy.
If he kept his hair short, he could absolutely join the KKK.
Therefore, you're not oppressed.
It's the same fucking dumb one-drop rule.
I know that I grew up white.
I'm Corey Booker.
But look, another let's go Brandon.
This is, where are we?
Are we in PA?
I think we are.
PA, where you get a fucking handgun just by walking into a store and asking for one.
That's it.
Driver's license, you're in.
Makes me want to like rent an apartment, but you can only carry it in Pennsylvania.
Oh, this was funny.
Robin D'Angelo.
I'm kind of stealing a bit from Prague or U. Is it Prague or U?
Yeah.
Where she goes, mainstream comedy, like the only shows that can still make sort of edgy jokes, South Park and Family Guy.
Who are the butt of all the jokes in South Park and Family Guy, or 99%, is not just white people, but the all-white nuclear family.
They are constantly ridiculed.
The show offends me.
Like The Simpsons is woke.
Lisa Simpsons a genius.
Bart and Homer are absolute retards.
Marge holds everything together.
Homer's too stupid to feed himself.
He has Down syndrome.
And that's the norm with all sitcoms.
It's not just The Simpsons.
Look at Married with Children or even the cartoon Gumball.
The white dad is always a fucking retard.
And that's true of this.
But Robin D'Angelo, in her quest to find racism everywhere she looks, has decided that these shows are racist.
And our black friend over at PragerU points out that hypocrisy.
I think it's an excuse to get to be racist, right?
And like irony.
And I think TV shows like Family Guy and South Park and maybe a little bit The Simpsons, right?
Allow white people to be racist.
These guys are racist.
If only somebody would make a cartoon and making fun of and satirizing the stereotypical white American family.
Oh wait.
Nobody is.
I think it's an excuse to get to be racist, right?
You're like an irony.
And I think TV shows.
That's enough.
What was going on with your phone?
I have to reconnect my.
Oh, it's just the monitor that went down.
Are you sure this audio is audio showing up?
Yep.
Better be.
I don't think Robin Angelo realizes that she's white.
She talks about white people in such a separate way, which goes back to that kindergarten shit where you shit on white People constantly, and your first instinct is, I don't want to be part of this group.
So you say, I'm Jewish, or I'm Armenian, or I'm.
I heard Slavs recently are considered not white.
So my wife is half Slav and half American Indian.
So she's entirely not white anymore.
And another way to get rid of that group is to say, I'm gay, I'm trans.
Or you can just be like Robin Dangelow and go, I'm just going to talk about them like they're not me and hope nobody notices.
I'll be really big with blind bigots like fucking Clinton Bigsby.
I am a woman, I am black.
Let's go with the new Supreme Court judge is worse than you think.
Oh shit, this is going to be a tough one to do in a car.
So Aunt Coulter wrote a great article about this new Katanji Jackson chick.
And the narrative we were getting, even from the right, was, she's a little nicer to pedophiles than she could be.
But these are people who just clicked a button and didn't buy any porn.
It's not like she's letting pedophiles get away with murder.
No, it's pretty much like that.
Maybe you can read this, Ryan?
I don't want to die.
But Judge Jackson is the paragraph.
It's in the notes.
But Judge Jackson also dramatically departed downward in sentencing a couple of...
Gosh.
Read that paragraph.
It says...
But Judge Jackson...
Jackson.
Jackson.
Wait, you need the mic.
Has also dramatically departed downward into sentencing a couple of ripe perverts.
One who attempted to travel across state lines and molest a nine-year-old girl when his thousands of child porn images weren't enough.
And another who distributed more than 100 pornographic photos and videos of his own daughter.
Wow.
Yeah, that's a good article.
It's on Ann's site and on V-Dair.
And we totally underestimated how serious her proclivity for defending pedophiles is.
The fuck?
That brings us back to the whole thing about, is this a grand plan to use our kids as prostitutes?
Free prostitutes?
I mean, that's what we got from Church Militant, right?
I said, oh, what happened was homophobia, and they couldn't accept that their son was gay, so they made him join the church.
The lust continues unabated.
So what does he do?
He starts looking for pubescent boys, post-pubescent boys, trying to find the gay ones so he can have a young gay boyfriend, like all gays want.
And then Church Milton goes, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's not that simple.
It's a well-thought-out plan that goes up to the Vatican and is carefully sought out.
This whole like sending the priest to a different place where he can do more molesting, that's not an accident.
That's all part of a huge cabal.
I don't know which one it is.
But, you know, the end result is the same.
Children are getting brainwashed and fucked.
Oh, and this is just a funny crime story.
It's not really racism per se.
But 2.9, these absolute pieces of human garbage kidnap a guy, right?
And they drive him around to various bank machines, making him take out money.
I don't know how they got up to $3,500.
I can't take out $3,500, can you?
From different ATMs, possibly, right?
No.
No.
My total, I think, is up to $1,000, but for most of my life, it was $500.
If I want cash, I got to go to a teller.
Or there's bank machines in the bank where I think I can take out like $2,000.
There might be a thing where if you withdraw, if you have chase, let's say, and you go to like a Wells Fargo, that their systems aren't quite caught up.
Maybe.
So while they're driving this guy around and emptying his bank account, he's not running away, by the way, which, I don't know, seems kind of pathetic.
But they're doing fentanyl.
And one of them ODs.
They can't wake him up.
Guess where he ODs?
Exactly the same intersection that George Floyd OD'd.
So this genius, now he could be lying to cover his ass, or he might be this stupid, he takes him to an abandoned gas station where they've been periodically beating the shit out of this guy with the bank card.
And he goes, I got to wake him up.
So he pours gasoline on him and lights him on fire.
That'll wake you up, Lorraine.
Yeah, and then he realizes it's not working.
This is why I think he might be telling the truth as far as a motive.
Because he puts out the fire and then he wants to clean his wounds because they might get infected.
So he pours alcohol on his burns.
That doesn't sound like someone you're trying to kill, right?
It is torture.
But the guy was already dead.
So neither of those things worked.
And I just, it's so funny when you have Jon Stewart talking about Jim Crow and redlining and slavery and stuff.
And you're like, yeah, maybe a lot of them are just acting like fucking assholes.
Has that ever occurred to you, John?
That lighting a guy on fire at the exact same site St. Fentanyl died is not my fault.
It's not the lack of funding and education in public schools.
Think of that.
Fucking loser.
All right, let's jump over to my Pat Biden.
Joe's gaps are never ending.
There was one as I was getting in the car earlier today.
He said, There was a big truck in strike, a big truck in strike.
And, you know, I was a senator at the time, and I was in one of the trucks.
One of the truckers there, he was called Mr. Big.
And he wanted to get in front of there.
And he said, hey, I don't know how, I can't remember how he said it on the CB, but he said, you know, I'm coming through.
I want to get in the line there.
I got a senator in my truck.
And there was a woman there called Mama.
And Mama said, you know, she said, hell no.
You're not getting in.
And he goes, I got a senator in my truck.
She goes, I got the president in my truck.
True story.
She says that at the end.
And all the sycophantic journalists are going, that's a great story.
Probably not even true.
What?
Who was president when he was senator?
I mean, he's been doing this for 50 years, so it could have been lots of guys.
Nixon?
Is Nixon joining the trucker strike?
Carter?
Anyway, so you all know this gaffe.
I'm a little late to the game here.
But he thought, imagine being such a cuck that you're in the White House, you see the president's wife bossing people around, and you go, wow, she must be the vice president.
Meanwhile, you're the vice president.
Wow, you really know your shit.
Are you the boss?
No, I'm the bitch.
You're the boss.
I'm deeply proud of the work she's doing as First Lady with Joining Forces Initiative.
She started with Michelle Obama when she was vice president and now carries on.
I'm deeply proud.
Michelle Obama was vice president and now carries on.
Not only does he think she was vice president, he thinks she's dead.
Michelle, the greatest vice president we've ever had, she's still with us.
She was the vice principal under Barack Tobagon.
Am I going the right way here?
And then we have him saying that Trump said that he's going to take on those rapist Mexicans.
And then a heckler goes, that's bullshit.
And that's a lie.
And his comeback is like, here's a good comeback.
You just go, it's true and you know it's true.
We got these people covering for his racism and his hate.
And it doesn't work anymore.
We're done with that.
We're done with hate.
We got to come together, rapist Mexicans.
Not on my watch.
These people make this country.
You say some shit like that, which is all bullshit, of course.
But he basically is punch drunk.
And his comeback is, it's a lie.
And then he just goes, eh, eh.
You know those people who believe there's clones and they have occasional meltdowns?
This is a clone meltdown.
He was doing it before he hit the ground floor.
I'm pretty scared.
I'm going to take down those magnets and magic.
I didn't take no magnets.
There's never been a prison.
That's a lie, Joe.
That's a lie.
That's a lie.
Yeah.
And it was your time.
And then Ukraine.
You're the one that helped me with all the billion dollars.
Just occurred to me that all your interstitials are going to sound like shit because there's no audio.
I'm going to be using this.
I'll switch it off to this.
Okay.
That chili dog place looked pretty cool.
Oh, 49A?
Hungry is hungry.
Let's...
Well, we could take a pause.
Let's suck on a chili dog.
Yay!
Suck it down.
What are you going to do?
According to the billboard, it was voted best chili dog.
Don't be disrespectful to people or not respectful to disrespect what you said.
It's not an actual work.
Yes, it is.
That guy needs to play some more Scrabble.
And by the way, they are rapists.
So what did Trump actually say?
He goes, they're not sending their best.
They're sending criminals.
They're sending rapists.
They're things, they're rapists.
It was in a list of things that they're sending.
Right, and they are.
The people who are crossing this border are a particular group of Mexicans.
They're not typical of your average Mexican.
They are disproportionately criminals because Mexico wants to save money and the government encourages criminals to leave.
They help them sneak across the border.
It's a free prison.
And the coyotes established a very long time ago that they get to fuck whoever crosses the border.
Something like 90% of the women who cross the border are raped.
In fact, it's such a rite of passage for them that they, I don't want to say they don't mind, but it's just sort of accepted as a thing.
So they take birth control.
Oh well, getting raped.
And that's not just young, that's not just women.
That is, what is it, 32?
11-year-old girl?
11-year-old girl raped.
They found 22 different samples of semen in her.
How old was she?
11?
Now, I got into an argument with someone.
I go, yeah, that's about right.
I think the age of consent in Mexico is 12.
And they go, it hasn't been 12 years old since 2014.
Tell that to the Mexicans.
Yeah.
And also, that's not very good.
That's like when you go, Muhammad's bride was seven.
Uh-oh, this looks pretty trafficking.
I always regret these stuff.
Hitler only did those bad things for a couple of years.
Yeah, yeah.
And then they'll go, uh.
They'll go, Hitler's bride was not seven when he met her.
She was nine, and they didn't have sex till she was 12.
I'm sorry.
God, I keep messing that up.
Thank you.
Thank you for helping me.
Now we have no idea where our chili dogs are.
Where the fuck's a motherfucking chili dog?
Hello, chili dog.
But let's get one of those gabs going.
So what's the last one?
Oh yeah, this is getting pretty serious, actually.
Massive corruption with Joe.
Let's actually take a break while we find these chili dogs and we'll have one of the first ever hard cuts on fucking this show.
Donald Trump don't trust China.
China is asshole.
Sucking on the chili dog.
Sucking on the chili dog.
That was gross.
You don't like it?
How did you like that?
They were overcooked.
They were like shrinkled little foreskin microwave nuclear wastes.
It was like something you'd expect in Escape from New York when they slowly built a hot dog stand out of the rubble.
I like Yokos.
There's four locations.
They serve pierogis.
That's part of their chocolate.
They serve pierogis.
The picture has sauce.
There's no sauce.
It's three pierogies in a little thing.
It was not satisfying at all.
I thought you were an idiot for over-ordering.
And then there's nothing there.
Those hot dogs, the pictures of the hot dogs, they look turgid.
The hot dogs we had look like they've been left in the fucking back of a car all July.
And they had a map that misspelled Puerto Rico and Argentino.
Puerto Rica and Argentino.
You even fuck that up.
They misspelled Argentino?
No, they spelled Argentino perfectly.
They misspelled Argentina and Puerto Rico.
And then Ryan goes, like, just in the 10 seconds we were there, everything about him is so annoying.
He goes, oh, well, they spelled Vietnam, right?
They made it two words.
Viet Nam.
I'm like, it's not two words.
And he goes, oh, yeah.
And then he checks his phone because he must be right.
He's never wrong.
The fuck?
And the way he eats fries is he takes his two fries, doesn't want to dip them in anything, and then he uses a ketchup packet, the little individual packets, opens up, and then squirts the ketchup on the two fries that are in his hand and then eats them.
Yes.
Why don't you just make a pile of ketchup and dip it in that?
That's just not my style.
And also, like, you're missing out on ketchup then.
Now you got a whole pool of ketchup and you're wiping on this piece of paper.
Who knows what that paper's been through?
Oh, yeah, that paper was probably, they got it out of the bathroom.
It was toilet paper.
It's used toilet paper.
That's why there's shit streaks on it.
Could be.
I know that we're not supposed to touch receipt paper because it gives us estrogens.
Oh, and this is also why you didn't wear the baby monster shirt without washing it because you think it has chemicals on it.
It does.
It has processing chemicals from the factory.
And if you process enough shirts, like in the warehouse job that I used to have, where you just put little sensor tags on there, you'll notice a film on your hands.
So you didn't want to wear the shirt because you get a film?
Yeah.
It's better to wash the shirts once.
To avoid the chemicals.
And it's better to individually put ketchup from the packet on each individual pair of fries.
Pair of fries, yes.
And you get two like-sized fries.
And then it cuts time of you reaching down to the fries.
I feel bad shitting on that place because it was a nice place.
The people there were cool.
But Jesus Christ, how long had those fucking hot dogs...
They looked like shit.
Literally, they look like shit.
Here's my problem.
I should have put them in a condom and sucked them off.
He said the chili, it goes on everything.
I don't know what he means by that because I was like, oh, do you have chili fries?
He's like, no.
We could put the sauce on the side, though, and you dip them.
He refused to put the chili on the fries.
Which is weird because you say it goes on everything.
What the fuck do you mean everything?
Like the ground?
Yeah, it doesn't go on pierogis, doesn't go on fries.
It only goes on hot dogs.
And that's all they serve there.
Besides soft drinks.
And I know it doesn't go on that.
No.
So, in fact, sir, the chili goes on one thing.
Not everything.
The opposite of every, really.
Well, I guess none is the opposite of every, but pretty darn close to none.
One.
It's the closest to nothing you could get.
Look at this.
Farmland.
That's farmland.
What are they farming, Ryan?
Rocks?
I don't know.
Ryan calls that a farm.
Well, there was a silo where they would store grain, I suppose.
Look at these farmers farming the local rocks.
Do you have to water rocks?
I mean, if you want them to be wet, but no.
Okay.
All right, so getting serious here, folks.
Back to my pet Biden after that horrific hot dog break.
I'm sorry.
I feel like I snitch when I shit on restaurants because I respect that.
They've been around for 100 years, but sorry.
It was fucking diarrhea.
Baked, overcooked.
It was almost microwaved.
They're not microwaved, but...
A little too salty.
So fuck.
That's another thing.
The salt is insane.
Oh, here's another thing.
Try this Coke.
Speaking of chemicals.
Why did you pick it up from the top like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something off about that.
It's got a weird chlorinated aftertaste.
It's undrinkable.
My diet Coke was just fine.
Holy fuck, that's so gross.
It's like eating a tampon factory or something.
They have Dasani water.
A lot of people shit on Dasani, but it's my favorite water.
Really?
Then let's make a $100 bet you can't pick it out in a blind taste test.
We've done this already.
No?
I didn't lose any money.
We did.
You said tap water is not as good as bottled water.
Oh, I could absolutely distinguish Dasani.
Great.
So let's do a $100 bet.
Not now, obviously.
We'll do it at the studio.
And we'll have four different waters.
And you have to...
You don't have to identify all of them and say this is that, but you have to find Dasani and you have to differentiate, like, that was the first one, that was the second one.
Got it.
Deal?
I don't know if my wife would be happy with me betting $100 or something, so trivial.
What a pussy you are.
You have to ask your mommy for permission to bet $100?
First of all, why would you tell her?
Well, she would notice.
She has a joint bank account.
Okay.
So you need permission to bet.
I don't think I can afford $100 bet.
Maybe a $50 bet.
Let's do a $50 bet twice.
Just once.
$50 is good.
Okay, so you're in.
Alright.
He's not allowed to have Taco Bell.
He's not allowed to bet.
So the Biden laptop has finally become unavoidable.
And even the left is going, this looks really bad.
Meanwhile, we're bored of the laptop by now.
We already went through the whole thing.
There's a great website, National Pulse 35.
It's sort of the be-all and end-all.
They've gone through the whole thing, and they've divided it up into a website that's like, it's the National File, but this particular section, the Biden leaks, it breaks it all down to the various controversies with the money he's getting for the hedge funds, the money he got from the Ukrainian mines,
of which he knows nothing, the money he got from China, and then of course all the sexual scandals and the drug use, which was just totally ignored.
And I love how the Washington Post, their defense was, we got so many lies from Russia, we just assumed the laptop was just another lie.
Well, you didn't get any lies from Russia.
You pretended there was lies from Russia.
So, and when they were saying that whole, it's Russian, I kept saying, like, what's Russian?
Are the pictures fake?
And I never got an answer.
I think they said, well, the fact that you got it was Russian.
Who cares how I got it?
What if I fucking kicked him in the head and stole his laptop?
It's still evidence of incredible corruption.
I mean, I guess you could charge me with assault, kicking the president's son in the head.
Back then he'd be the X VP.
It's such a strange thing to focus on.
It's like you get caught cheating, and the first reaction is, who told you?
Who cares who told me?
You cheated, Hunter.
Anyway.
It's kind of weird that it's been like Russian hacking, Russian hacking, and then Ukrainian weirdness with Hunter.
And now they're in a conflict together?
Yeah.
It's like, this has been like predictive programming.
Well, a lot of people are saying that the reason we're so pro-Ukraine is because we don't want to be able to control them so we can hide evidence.
And if we can't control them, then we're exposed.
But I think he's getting exposed anyway.
So the first one is massive corruption on January 6th.
The January 6th committee staff director was part of Hunter Biden laptop Russian disinformation lies.
So the guy in charge of investigating these people for January 6th is the same corrupt cocksucker who was behind the laptop is disinformation.
In other words, he's a publicist.
So PR firms are now defunct generally.
You don't really hire a PR firm anymore, but they have just morphed.
And now your PR firm is the media in general and the justice system.
The justice system has become a PR firm for the DNC.
And they control bad information and make sure that Biden and the DNC always look good.
But they're not.
They're looking really bad.
For example, we have Hunter Biden getting direct payments.
Is this the billionaire?
GOP senators reveal 100K direct payment from Chinese energy company to Hunter Biden.
No, that's a different thing.
So that's one of the many controversies you can discover on that national file website.
But we also had some Google billionaire who was funding the Biden campaign and basically deciding what policies Biden had to follow.
So there's this tsunami of corruption that we're learning about and the media is bending over backwards to hide it.
The good thing is the media have no loyalty.
So there's no honor among thieves and they are happily throwing at least Hunter Biden under the bus with all of this.
Will there be prosecutions?
I don't know.
We're seeing progress with Trump proving that the election was rigged.
That's making headway.
But we're living in a clown world where you can have all the evidence in the world.
Juicy Smoulay clearly committed a hate crime.
What did he get?
I don't know, three days?
We got a kid, a black kid, who murders a man for saying the N-word.
He has to watch Netflix for two years, house arrest for two years.
Max and John dared to say yes when Antifa challenged them to a fight.
Four years in prison.
No early time, no programs.
All right, now this is going to be tricky.
I think we're ready for the mailbag.
By the way, women take up too much space.
Spend three months down to be on a fucking purse.
So when they go to a bar or they're on the train, they put their purse next to them.
They always take up twice the space men do.
But anyway, we're living in anti-white male times, so everything we do is evil.
And so what they've been doing is shoving men out of the way.
So Robbie's an ex-con, a boxer, a bad man.
And he is walking down the street.
Are you getting audio?
He's walking down the street, and this woman who's even shorter than you, if that doesn't make you a legal dwarf, and weighs maybe 110 pounds, she checks him out of the way.
And he goes, what the fuck was that?
And she yells at him and she goes, stop taking up so much space.
Now, he just laughed and walked away.
But he goes, if she caught me on a bad day or caught any one of my friends who are not very measured when it comes to their temper, she'd be dead.
And then he said, what would you do?
Now there's two things with what would you do.
Actually, there's three things.
What I'm scared I would do.
What I would hope I would do.
And what I should do.
So if it's a dude, obviously you would hope that you punch him in the face and don't get arrested for it, but you're scared that you might not have the balls to punch him in the face.
And you never know.
We all talk a big game, but you never know until you're there and the moment's happening.
With the girl, you obviously don't want to punch her in the face.
But does that mean women who claim, especially that woman, claims she wants full equality, does that mean they can just do whatever the fuck they want and punch us in the face?
Yeah?
I mean, I've always said a woman can hit you 12 times for every one time you hit her.
I would count that shove as one.
Dude, that camera is bouncing all over the place.
It's going to make people crazy.
It's like Jon Stewart all over again.
So what should you do, Ryan?
If a woman does that?
A girl, a little tiny frail girl, does that?
I think it's very hurtful if you just ignore her as if she doesn't exist.
So that might make her go crazy and then escalate.
Like that might actually escalate a situation.
No, then she thinks you're scared.
I think if you want to go that route, you got to laugh.
You could laugh.
Yeah.
You got to laugh right in her face and go, look at you.
Yeah, I think that's what might be my route.
Because I want to slap her, but that's lose-lose.
What if you play into it and you're like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Yeah.
A slap would be a real great wake-up call, though.
What if you shake a slap and you just go like...
You do one of these?
You go like.
In front of her face?
Like a.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you have to make her flinch?
What if I make her flinch?
Ooh, big deal.
Now, people remember a slap, men and women.
Yeah, I'm going to go with laughing hysterically at her.
That might make her mad, and you know, not risking an assault charge.
And you shouldn't hit a little girl no matter how stupid she is.
Okay, so how are we going to do this?
Well, we have subject lines I could read you.
One of them is 0.0018 is 0.000018.
So 0.0018% is equal to 0.000018.
Of what?
Well, the percent into decimal form.
So he says, next time somebody counts trans kids or non-fat pig COVID deaths under 60, you can say the number without the percent a couple of extra zeros behind the decimal point.
Not like it matters because the retards you argue with won't grasp anything about the numbers.
It just sounds better with two extra zeros.
No, it doesn't though.
Because they want to hear percent.
And the beauty of 331 million is when someone's talking about something irrelevant, it becomes really irrelevant really fast.
So I'll stick with the percent sign.
Thanks.
Somebody says, what's wrong with her head?
and attaches a picture of Greta Thuniberg.
I don't get it.
What's the matter with her head?
It's big.
Okay.
Thanks for that letter.
That was great.
A 13-year-old activist has a big head.
Okay.
Well, you sucked off a turd.
I sucked off a turd because I committed to that.
I said if someone donates $100 to the pay chat, I promise I'll suck off a piece of poo.
And someone did, and I'm a man of my word.
He said it wasn't anything to do with the super chats this guy.
Really?
Yeah, he says he thinks it's on Kumia's show where you're talking about how personally offensive it is when a girl wants to bag your dick in the condom before she blows you.
No, no, no.
That's another...
That is a different.
I've mentioned sucking a piece of frozen shit many times in many contexts.
God, did you really...
Did you have your own police academy for Detective Shitty?
And these are all of your recruits?
I remember somebody saying it was for Ritnevs.
Whatever.
I know I committed to it, and I did it.
And I'm never going to let it down.
It hurts that people doubt that you did that.
Well, I think we dug our own grave by explaining all of our previous gags, like the Joe Tonelli stuff.
By the way, I still have a weird film in my mouth from this bizarre rotten Coke.
I've never had shitty Coke before.
You know what I think it is?
I think it's the ice.
The ice is like rotten ice.
That's gross.
Imagine Sebastian Manascalco went to Yakos.
The ice is rotten.
Aren't you embarrassed?
They got the ice machine and it smells like somebody's refrigerating.
This guy is saying homemaking and motherly and mothering isn't a luxury.
Hey, Gab, so often I hear people say that being a stay-at-home mom and a homemaker is easy.
Going to work and earning the main bread and butter is the hard part.
But this isn't true.
I've done both.
I've worked full-time, come home and I was a homemaker before I had kids.
That was easy.
Now I have four kids that I homeschool, manage all the finances for our household along with all the homemaking tasks like cleaning and cooking.
That's a check, right?
Yeah.
I cook three meals a day from scratch for my family, pick all my husband's lunches for them.
I love doing this.
However, it's the hardest job I've ever had.
Being a mother comes naturally to me and so does homemaking, but it's still harder than earning a paycheck.
Somebody said to me the other day that the husband goes to work so that I can stay at home.
It's a luxury.
No, it's not.
It's hard to be home all the time with the responsibilities of your children's education, diet, and their health.
As I feel, as a woman, this is my job.
That's what I'm made to do.
That's true.
Everything you say is true, but you are taking on 100% of the possible tasks a housewife could have.
Homeschooling is rare.
Cooking three meals a day, I make my kids pancakes on the weekends.
My wife occasionally makes bacon, but doesn't really make breakfast.
School lunches are packed.
Now, nothing's made for them.
It's like four carrots and a bag of chips.
And then as far as home-cooked meals, she probably does like three or four a week.
And I'm saying my wife, because that's, she's a pretty typical housewife.
The house is clean, could be cleaner, but she's running around driving kids to baseball and picking up this person, that person.
I mean, I did it for a few days when she was in Malibu with my daughter for a thing.
And you're a busy boy.
You don't really stop until the last kid goes to sleep.
So you only have a couple hours.
So yeah, I think your friends are wrong to call it a luxury.
But you're not very representational, the average housewife.
But I would say they're very similar.
And I would say that being a housewife is slightly easier.
And there's less pressure.
You can fuck up as a housewife.
You can have a lazy day.
You can nap in the day.
You can't fuck up at work.
Like, if Ryan doesn't download one thing, he's in shit and he could lose his job.
If you're working in a restaurant and you make disgusting Coke, like I'm never going back to Yako's ever again.
And that was because one person fucked up once.
She makes a good point.
She says, the stresses of being a true homemaker are too hard for most women.
So they go to work and send their kids to school and say they're doing the hard part.
Having a career is easy.
Anyone can do it.
Not everyone can be a mother and a homemaker.
The modern woman is weak.
Yeah, I don't know.
Why do they prefer having a career?
Because honestly, it's easier than being a housewife.
Anyway, the big picture is six and one half does the other.
All jobs have their challenges, but we have trivialized the housewife's position and called it a luxury.
That's dumb.
It's an incredible thing what they do.
It's a magical thing.
And they should be put on a pedestal, which is why the Proud Boys motto is venerate the housewife.
We're the only ones to ever do that.
Name another club where one of their central tenants is venerating housewives.
A male club.
How come the media never talks about that?
It's a men's club that's all about the housewife.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Proud Boys are a club founded in Manhattan by a neo-fascist, but they've got a heart of gold when it comes to moms.
There's Daughter About to Turn 13, Rich People in Cars, and First Good Would You Rather.
No.
You don't get three things.
No, that's if you could pick one.
Just go to the next one.
We'll just cut it short if it sucks.
Alright, daughter about to turn 13.
Hey, G Dog, don't care if you read on more of a personal question.
My daughter turns 13 next week.
Since you've gone through this already with your daughter, do you have any suggestions?
Anything good to bring up or talk to her about?
Crazy how fast it went by.
I miss her being small and needing me firmly.
Now it's everything.
Now it's either we get along or she doesn't want to talk to me.
Help would be much appreciated about the show.
Well, now that she's a teenager, I would say fuck her.
If there's grass down there, good enough to mow.
Grass on the field, then play ball.
Something like that?
Yeah.
She's got a nice pair of tits.
Fuck your daughter.
No, I would say what I always say to my daughter is trust your instincts.
I was always big on making sure she understood that her emotions are valid.
Even if you're fucking jealous, even bad emotions are valid.
Don't feel bad.
I'm different with my sons.
With my sons, I'm like, keep it bottled in and let it rot inside you.
But with my daughter, I want her to have strong instincts.
So when she's in a dangerous situation later on, her spidey senses are tingling and she knows to trust her spidey senses.
We've survived for hundreds of thousands of years, or according to Ryan 2000.
So trust your instincts.
Say you're mad at me and you're crying, and there's a good case that the argument is invalid that you have.
That doesn't matter.
It's still you feeling something.
And maybe the tears are about something else.
It's kind of hard to articulate, but the most obvious iteration is trust your instincts.
When you're downtown, get a bad vibe, get the fuck out of there.
The more complex thing is when you're crying and you're jealous or you're mad at your dad.
That's valid.
But the other thing you've got to get ready for is they're not interested in you for a long time.
They come back around around 15, 16.
All of a sudden they want to hang out and you can watch shows.
But they don't want to hang out with you for a couple years, which is fine.
But you've got to make sure you're there.
So if you ever need me, I'm there.
You're still going to be disciplined and everything.
There's still rules.
But they really, you sort of lose your roommate for a while.
But have faith.
She'll come back around.
And now my daughter and I, we have our shows, Thing About Pam, 90 Day Fiancé, Thousand Pound Sisters, lots of TLC stuff and movies.
We do great.
She's a good friend now, like a roommate.
With boys, I only have a 13-year-old boy.
I have a nine-year-old boy too, but as far as teen boys, he's a prisoner.
I'm a CO at Rikers.
I'm told they come back around too, but not at 15.
I'm told they come back around at like 23.
And that's the way it was with my dad.
From 14 to 24, I hated his fucking guts.
And now we're best friends.
Let's see.
Garrett asks, sub pee pants and rice beaners.
So, you mentioned you're going to pick up your jag, and it reminds me of this video I saw a while ago.
This guy goes by, Tim and the Tatman online.
He's a video game streamer.
Kind of hilarious to listen to a guy pretend to know about cars.
Somewhere around four minutes is where it really becomes obvious he has no idea what he's talking about.
Anyway, I like your new sunglasses.
So is this guy doing my bit?
I don't know if it's a bit for him.
I think he fancies himself a knowledgeable car guy.
That's an impossible thing.
Probably one of my favorite things about Jeeps to begin with.
So I guess we can, you know, get to the fun part.
The engine.
The real deal of this thing.
All of this is completely redone.
And I'm going to turn it on in a little bit so you can hear it.
But basically, so obviously under here, you have a lot of these different things, right?
There's a lot happening.
This is the engine, SRT.
This is the Hellcat.
So this is the main baby.
All right.
If I had to just put this in computer terms, that's the CPU.
All right.
Then you got the supercharger right here, right next to it, obviously.
That's the whine that you hear and you will hear in a second when I get this thing going.
Yeah.
It's not very advanced comedy, but it's our kind of joke.
Uh-oh.
I think he's dead serious is the thing.
He's a streamer.
No, he's doing a bit.
Detective shitty.
Do you want to bet?
Yes.
Okay, I'll bet you five bucks.
He's doing a bit.
I'll bet you five bucks.
He's not doing a bit.
Okay.
What's going on, guys?
So, a lot of you have heard about my dream car, my Hellcat Gladiator.
And I've been keeping it a little secret.
I haven't shown any pictures or anything yet because I wanted to make this video and show all of you and kind of give a more in-depth review of it rather than just being like, here it is in a photo.
So I'm happy to show you my new Hellcat Gladiator.
Cheaps are cheap.
Firstly, as you can see right off the bat, it's pretty tough.
I completely agree with you.
I guess I'm just going to kind of come over here and just have you take a look right at the front end.
You can kind of get a good look.
So I got Toyo MTs.
These are 40s.
Alright.
I've had Toyos on all my Wranglers.
And I usually had 35, 37s with the dream car.
I figured, let's go big or go home.
So this is the 40-inch tire, 4-inch lift.
On top of that, obviously with the tire, you got the fuel rims.
I've had fuel on two out of my three.
I have fuel on my two-door and then this one.
I like the way fuels look, personally.
This is really close to my two-door, if you've seen a picture of it.
I really like that look.
So I figured, you know, why not keep it?
It's got fox shocks, as you can see.
Uh-oh.
It's not looking good for the G. You can almost hear it.
It's kind of textured.
Go, y'all, this car.
I mean, but he's so ignorant to cars that it comes off.
Ignorant to cars?
Is he ignorant to the English language?
What's ignorant to cars?
He's ignorant about cars.
Ignorant to cars.
Here's your money, bitch.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, let's go to the final video.
I'm in a bad mood now.
I lost money.
Okay, here's a fun little diddy.
We got my audio going still.
Here's a fun little diddy about a pick-me-up when a guy was falling down and a man at his work saved him from near death.
Okay, we got it.
It's cool that you saved your friend's life and everything, but you don't have to fuck him.
Have they secretly loved each other all these years?
I've been waiting for this, but do you think they like whispered things to each other?
You're okay.
I knew you'd catch me.
I got you.
Yeah, how about just like, holy shit!
Huff!
Thanks, Eddie.
Woof!
Whoa!
That was scary, not you're the wind beneath my window.
They turned it into the scene from Titanic.
Take it down a notch, laddies.
All right, that's our very first ever car show.
We've never done that before.
And I hope you enjoyed it.
Anyway, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
We out this bitch, nigga.
On that merch, link in the description, nigga.
Fuck you mean.
And don't you come back no more.
No more, no more, no more.
Hit the road, dad.
And don't you come back no more.
What you said?
Don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.
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