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April 8, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #143 - THE DATING SHOW (Part 1)

After laughing at Biden's inability to form a sentence and getting horrified by how unbelievably gay Disney has become, the boys get inundated with relationship advice questions and save marriage after marriage after marriage.

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This is Daryl Tron.
A guy I met in Frederick, Maryland, doing karaoke at a dive bar.
This song's about COVID and this hanging out at home and watching Game of Thrones.
He's a funky guy, like Prince.
It's called Daryl Tran.
Not a tranny thing, but he's named Daryl, but he's also futuristic and 80s.
So like, I guess he should have done Daryl Tron.
But he's a very, very funky guy.
Can he play the bass?
No.
I think he mostly plays the keyboard.
I don't think he plays the bass.
But at this particular night of karaoke, he got up and he did James Brown.
Perfect.
Short little guy, mustache.
Wears like those crumpled up black Reeboks that guys who hate Juliani would wear in the 90s.
Kind of baggy pants that don't fit him very well.
But he got up and he did James Brown and just nailed it beautifully.
Sex Machine?
I think it was Sex Machine.
So then everyone's like, yeah, that was good.
And then he stands near the mic because I think he intends to return.
And this guy goes, that was really good.
And then Daryl Tron, Tran, goes, thanks, can I sit here?
And then the original guy goes, yeah.
Now, I don't know if Daryl might be gay and he thought that he had a boyfriend here or maybe he's just very lonely and he thought he might have a friend.
But there was something happening here.
There was some potential for a relationship.
And then the other guy gets up and he does some song like CCR and nails it too.
And you realize, oh, these guys are like pool sharks.
Like they're here to rock.
So we have a bond here.
We're both the best karaoke guys here.
On the East Coast.
On the entire East Coast.
And then this fucking bitch, Yoko Ono, shows up and sits with the guy who said that was good.
Now Daryl doesn't have a friend anymore.
And his whole body language changed and he changed his chair like this.
Now he's just watching the singers.
Fuck you two.
You dump it.
Wow.
And if you check his Facebook, you see that he's a pretty sad guy.
Like, can you scroll down?
Happiness in music.
Okay.
Are you not on Facebook on that computer, Ryan?
No.
You should be.
You got to be for work.
But check out his other song that I sent you.
It's much more sad.
A lot of emotions in that second one.
I saw one of his Facebook posts was, yesterday was a pretty tough day.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm not on Facebook, but do people type that?
It's amazing.
People will tell you every second of their life and then wonder why you know everything they do.
They question it.
Like, how do you know?
It's crazy.
It's sanity.
I had diarrhea again on Thursday.
Oh, yeah.
They have no, they, no restrictions.
Look how sad he is.
I think Daryl needs a date.
There he is headed home and it's what is that?
A purple turtleneck?
Yeah, that's very 80ish.
I've been listening to this CD in my new Jaguar.
Because we have a CD player and a cassette player.
Yeah, it's got that cool shit in the back where you can put in 16 of 16.
16.
11.
Good thing it was an 11.
Anyway, that's my new obsession, Daryl Campbell.
Can you show his video?
His YouTube page?
It's a fine Scottish name.
Combo.
Daryl Tron.
Wait, is that Daryl Tron?
It is Tron.
Am I misreading that?
Oh, it's just got such a fancy O that it resembles an A, but it is Daryl Tron.
Okay, we're good now.
We're back.
I'm going to collab with him.
You should.
He does reggae.
He does Mexican music.
He's got a song about nachos.
The guy's talent knows no bounds.
All right, let's start the show.
Welcome back to JuML Live.
Maddie O'Dell is back.
What's up, everybody?
Thank you for all the well wishes and kind words that you sent or posted about me.
I appreciate it.
His feet are just too purple.
It looks like he's wearing fuzzy slippers, but it's his feet.
It's kind of funky.
And you've got your own shirt, your own baby monster.
I do.
I love him.
I can't wait to get the big expanded one.
Yeah, that's going to be much better.
That's too small.
It's going to be awesome.
And I designed the shirt.
I didn't draw that.
My cartoonist friend did, but I designed the shirt thinking of a big, huge, outlandish print.
It's not meant to be subtle.
Right.
It's not a horse.
It's supposed to be exaggerated.
so you know how it works the the The show is free for the first half hour.
Then we jump behind the paywall.
We take calls.
This show, we get to know the people.
That's key.
But before we do, we'd like to welcome back Johnny Apple CBD.
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I talked to our friend at seven.
But they fired What's-His-Face for being a retard.
No, I'm done trusting people.
Like, we are living in an era of telephone that's brutal.
Like, I got a call from Ethan Nardin's lawyer, who's a great guy, by the way, and that case is fucking nuts.
But he's like, you're trying to raise money for Ethan?
I go, I mean, I could try, but no.
I thought Ethan had money.
He goes, oh, that's what people are saying.
I'm sick of this.
Like, I heard that you want to do that.
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The head nice guy in charge.
Yeah.
Not another word for N.
It's nice.
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I heard that too.
Hey, now he's not answering.
The only time he doesn't answer.
Well, you know what they say?
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So don't say Johnny Apple CBD.
Thank you.
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You also got to work on your own bullshit detector there, Ryguy.
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It's not THC, right?
There's no THC.
No.
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Well, you can get CBD gummies with Delta 8, and it'll make you feel like you're has a kite.
Yeah, my wife had too many of those, and we had a bit of a night.
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Do not have three if you don't have a high talent.
You know what I had to do to keep her alive?
Sing and dance and tell stories.
Basically, do the Gavin McInnes show like full blast for till 2:30 in the morning.
To prevent a bad trip.
Yeah, just keeping her laughing and like, hello, my baby.
Hello, my honey.
Whoa!
And then I was over here and telling stories.
Yeah, because if you don't, then you get those moments where she's like, We're all gonna die one day, aren't you?
I had to just keep on.
And then she goes, You love that kind of shit.
No, the court jester does not love singing and dancing till 2:30 in the morning to save you from having a bad trip.
But anyway, you know what she used it for once?
On her feet, on a night out when she's going to be wearing high-heel shoes, she put the CBD cream on her feet to avoid aches there.
They do say transdermal is the best way to absorb it.
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It's kind of spooky how effective this is in virtually any shape or form that you sell it.
There's something magical about the hemp plant, and I think God is sending us a message because it just makes your life better.
I was talking to Alex Stein today, Prime Time 99.
Alex Stein, the guy who's been trolling all these trolling all these town halls.
And he thinks that the marijuana use that he does is curing his own cancer.
He doesn't have cancer, but he thinks it's keeping it away.
Kind of a genius, that guy, and kind of a nut.
Yeah.
Is that the guy that's been going around talking about his trans five-year-old nephew?
That one.
Yeah.
I commend him.
And he's like Johnny Apple seed.
Speaking of Johnny Apple CBD, he's going all over the country with these from Hawaii to Portland to Mesquite to fucking Dallas.
And then he's getting other guys to do their own.
Yep.
It's awesome.
And it really reveals like how nothing of a job these local politicians have.
It's such garbage.
They do nothing.
But what are you saying?
it cancels.
It's just it's amazing.
Amazing.
I can't say what normal human being would sit in that room and just absorb that as if it's okay.
Well, that's the real key right there.
It's not just fuck you guys, this sucks.
They're actually very well-written diatribes.
Oh.
Like the one where he was the soldier saying we need to go fight and die in World War III for Zelensky.
Yeah.
It was eloquent.
It was beautifully written.
Like if you read it, you'd go, this is a really good speech.
So now we're drifting from trolling and pranks to performance art.
Very talented guy.
Johnny Apple CD.
Okay, that's enough for Johnny Apple.
Look at this.
So I got my car.
You can show the car, Ryan.
We got the Jag.
Car Guys episode coming up.
I won't give anything away, but we've made some incredible discoveries.
Jag achieved.
Look at that.
Speaking of Alex Stein, he deals in used cars.
I told him I paid $20,000 for that, and he goes, it's worth $6,500.
So that was not great.
But you got everything new under the hood, too.
And the suspension he mentioned.
He replaces the suspension.
I think he got a nice little deal there.
They put the first bid was $8,000.
It ended up at $13,000.
I had to trailer it to their shop.
That was another, I don't know, $15.
They did like $3,000 of repairs.
It kept adding up until it was around $20,000.
But anyway, those guys get free shit from Budweiser, which, you know, makes one come in his drawers.
Yeah.
But then you see it.
And you go, though it's still the king of beers, the king didn't spend the budget.
It's also the king of shit.
Like, look at this.
This is one thing they get.
And they encourage him to wear this and stuff.
This is like the kind of gross hat your dad wears.
Like, my dad wears a hat like this.
It says Iowa Hawks.
He has no idea who the Iowa Hawks are.
He just found it.
This is a corduroy or no?
No, it's just red, whatever.
Black cotton.
This is one of your dad's found hats.
So that's a no.
Garbage sunglasses.
I love your new sunglasses.
I like your new sunglasses.
Look at these.
Am I in Devo?
Yeah, crack that whip.
Beer koozie, whatever.
And then just like an undershirt.
I don't know.
Life beater.
It looks like a Filipino street vendor would have this on.
And the weird thing is, the label is like frayed to shit.
Implying they get these from the Philippines and they put their logo on it.
I don't know.
It's got a bit of a used vibe.
So that's good.
It probably costs about 56 cents for all that stuff per box.
Now look at these.
Like the reason I love 80s Bud merch is it's all high quality.
Like my bud hat is blue corduroy and leather and stuff.
These are Budweiser overalls, right?
And it's the same kind of vibe when your wife makes, you know, buys the whole family some Christmas, you know, fake Christmas sweaters or little jumpsuits from pajama.com or whatever.
What kind of material is it?
Good question.
It feels like adult diapers.
Is it a synthetic?
You wouldn't want to wear it in there.
Polyester.
Hey, don't want to wear that near fire.
Like a grill or stove.
It'll melt.
It's just fucking shit.
Like pure shit.
Shade.
And then check out this.
This is the king of beers, right?
King of beers.
So it's a garbage party city crown with foam in it.
And then just this shit cape.
It almost look like Burger King.
Like, are you going to wear that around?
It's the kind of thing where you're going to a Halloween party and they go, oh, you have to dress up.
You go, oh, I didn't bother.
And they go, come on, dude, everyone's dressing up.
You have to.
And you go, ah, okay, can we stop in here?
There, I'm a king.
Hey, I'm the king.
So I don't want to be sponsored by Bud.
It's quiet.
Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.
It's really quiet.
Hard pass.
In the news, we have a new Bidenism.
I thought this could be fun where we try to figure out what the fuck he's saying.
I think we're getting really good at understanding Joe Biden, speaking Joe Biden.
And being good at it, if you will.
That's been a long time for that one.
It was great the other day how he was just dismissed when Obama was at the White House.
He was like caught outside of the stream of air and he was just spinning around.
Well, you know what?
I like everyone's talking about that non-stop, and it's got so much more meat to that bone than the fucking Will Smith slap where you endured that for a week.
Shut up.
Oh, it's still going on now.
Someone lost his temper and he's a moron and he hit another pussy.
Okay, gotcha.
But this, ignoring Joe Biden and abusing him publicly.
That's not a good look for the country.
That's not a good look for the country.
It also shows that they've completely given up on him.
He's dead to them.
And when I say them, I mean Obama, Biden's chief of staff, who's running the country, Valerie Jarrett, Kamala Harris, and basically everyone in the White House, too.
Like the way they were fawning over Barry, Barack Toboggan.
Yep.
Biden.
On him I can depend.
Biden.
A monster of the president.
He's big and sleepy.
But a friendly monster too.
My dead.
Wait, what?
That doesn't rhyme.
Stop.
You ready?
I want you guys to prick up your ears, as they say in England.
See if you can do this.
You might need a pen.
To ensure there's been real with America, we have held a promise.
You know it is.
Most people don't.
Okay.
Are we ready?
What?
Wait, wait, wait, give me a second.
Doing it one more time.
This has got to be.
It's a game show with Kyle Dunnegan, but I think this would be a fun game show mainstream.
You know what it is?
Most people.
I know.
Okay, you ready?
You want to do the beginning?
Yes.
Go.
To ensure they're rive of America.
That's the really hard part.
To sure we're an agreeable America.
That's to ensure is, I'm pretty confident on that.
I think you said it was to ensure we're an agreement.
We're an agreeable America.
Okay, the beginning is, you know what it is.
Most people don't.
To ensure, then I have a lot of trouble.
And then I go, we upheld a promise.
It's easy at the end.
It's like a bronzaur or a brachiosaurus.
It's pretty easy at the beginning, then it gets really difficult in the middle.
And then it's easy again at the other end.
Jesus Christ.
You know it is.
Most people don't.
Got it.
To ensure they're bereave of America.
We upheld a promise.
Oh, we upheld a promise.
That part.
To ensure that we something America.
And then, what is it after we upheld America?
We upheld a promise.
I got that.
A promise.
You know what it is?
Posting Revelt.
Hey, we're only missing like one word.
This is like...
Sounds like an agreeable.
This is Wordle.
Yeah.
We got all the vows.
To ensure this reap of America.
We upheld.
Agreeable America is seeming like the best bet so far.
To insure the dream of America.
No, to insure.
It's just, can you turn it up?
Yeah.
I find blaring it really helps.
And as much as it sounds crazy, you're not looking at the actual clip.
Oh, is it not behind me?
No.
We should also make clear, Maddie doesn't have a screen.
The Mets are opening now.
Can you aim the camera at the Met?
Is it just, oh, he's talking.
There he is.
There we go.
To ensure this be rave of America.
We upheld a promise.
Ensure that we agreeable America.
He's saying, rebuild America.
And he stumbles on it.
Oh, that's better.
We made a promise to rebuild.
Build back better, but why are you wearing a fucking hat and a suit?
Do you just like making me crazy?
It's easy.
Yeah.
He's wearing a fluorescent green beanie and a fucking gray suit.
Rebuild in agreeable.
Rebuild?
Rebuilt?
Yeah, rebuild.
Because we made a promise.
You know what it is?
Most people don't.
To ensure that we rebuild America.
We upheld a promise.
Yep.
I think that's pretty solid there.
Yep.
I'd go with that.
I'd throw that in, throw it down in the ring.
How do we get that channel back on it?
It went dead.
What happened?
I don't know.
Interfinal section.
Your library is currently empty.
Didn't some fucked up shit.
I didn't even pay it.
I don't even know when it went out.
Okay, well, here, you try to figure it out.
It's in my favorites.
SNY is in my favorites in TV, mate.
What are you doing, Ryan?
Adjusting the camera to eventually show the TV.
Okay.
Okay.
Because I want to read the next sponsor.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Going to News 12.
Fuck.
This is not very exciting TV here.
We're blowing it.
Did you honestly wear that hat to make me crazy?
No.
You did it to style your locks.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh, man.
You know the thing.
And you know what you do when you mess with your hair, you change it like 1%.
Maybe.
It doesn't look different to anyone but you when you do your 1%.
And Maddie looks super dark.
Yeah.
The light went out.
Going down.
Oh, it went out?
No, it didn't.
This is terrible TV.
Okay.
I want to thank Beard Vet for coming back.
Let's worry about the technical shit in a second.
Let's get Beard Vet out there.
Beard Vet, two things.
It's a lot of things.
Most of these vets that we have sponsoring us have incredible work ethics, so they never just sell one thing.
Even when they sell the coffee or the beard cream, there's always like kits involved and all kinds of shit.
Maybe they get, do they get the work ethic from being in the military or is being in the military just a natural thing for them because they already had good work ethic and discipline when they went there?
Beard oils, beard grooming kits, beard grooming products.
We drink the coffee here.
El Diablo is a kick in the ass.
You know what's fun to do?
You get the El Diablo from Beard Vet, and then you give a little sprinkle of the Johnny Apple CBD tincture.
So you get the intense roller coaster ride of their strongest coffee without any of the sketchiness that most coffee has.
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And my point with all of these is you're getting coffee, so why not get coffee from one of us?
Someone who supports free speech, someone who wants to make America great again.
You know?
Absolutely.
When I found an optometrist who was MAGA, he's in the city, but I go see him every time I need glasses.
Because I'm getting glasses anyway.
I might as well direct it towards him.
So direct your coffee buying to beardvet.com.
Use promo code Gavin and show them that you support the troops, you support America, and you want to make America great again.
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All right, what's happening over there?
I don't know what your favorite is.
Okay, in the meantime, I'd like to walk you all through a very easy to do thing.
So we're going to go to the live show, and we're going to show you how to send a super chat or a paychat.
Legally, we can't say super chat, but we know what it is.
So you'll go to the live show on a desktop.
You'll click the live show thing, and there's a little button here.
Donate to read a message on air.
And you'll click that and you'll fill it out.
And then you will have a little thing that you can send into the show.
And it would look like this.
Gavin, can you rank the members of your whack pack from healthiest to unhealthiest?
Maddie's not really a whack packer, obviously, but whatever.
Sylvia and Donovan.
I don't know what Donovan's disease does.
Do they live a long life?
I think they might.
Is he kind of like Stephen Hawkins?
Have you seen Donovan with his?
He has the exact same disease as that guy with the normal head and the garbage body who's always on social media with his girlfriend.
You've heard me today.
And they're always doing the same thing.
It's like, it's a TikTok where it's like, is she your nurse, your helper, your blah, blah, blah?
No, she's my wife.
And you go, you guys, I know why you chose him now because you're a fucking attention whore and you love being the woman who's dating the gimp.
If there was no social media, she'd be gone.
She was in a little village in Ireland.
Oh, geez.
She'd be like, sorry, I got to go fuck a strong farmer.
No one's paying attention to me.
She's probably still doing that because he's not getting it up.
Now that Gav is gone, Ry, I'm coming for that ass.
I want that Asian zing.
Yeesh.
That sounds sexual and threatening at the same time.
Yeah.
Living dangerously.
There's some gay, some gay jokes aren't funny.
Like some gay jokes where they go, I'm not gay, but I really would love to fuck you.
You're at the top of my list.
You're like, that's not how we do our gay jokes.
This guy's being a dad.
Congrats.
Thanks for everything, Gavin.
I'm finally becoming a dad.
Many thanks to you, blah, blah, blah.
We don't have to read the ones under $100.
All right, this isn't really a normal thing to do at the show, but maybe we should throw in a quick war on kids because that's been a constant theme here.
You can play the interstitial.
I like people getting a taste of what we do.
Hello, fans.
I had a sex change on break.
We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.
On your feet, soldiers!
Funny feet!
So we did, can you, can I see how you do the Mets game?
Yes.
That'll be exciting.
Top of the fourth, 0-0-0-0.
Oh, no.
We have no degrom.
Yeah, I still haven't heard how long he's going to be out.
I'm not happy about that.
No, I don't think anybody was.
He's our Cy Young superstar.
Anyway, so I think it was Monday's show, Tuesday's show.
By the way, if I lose tonight, I lose $120.
Ouch.
Which is annoying.
That's a big one.
Is that like the normal?
What's the average game?
What goes on the team by the team?
Sometimes it's $120.
Sometimes I lose 80, depending the odds.
Okay, so that's the range.
Yeah, okay.
I think.
But I got Gino Biscante betting 50 bucks on every Padres game, and then his buddy Matt betting 50 bucks on every Yankees game, which is gay.
Yankees.
And then we have the bet with Jimmy.
And then I have a bet with Jimmy where he says you're going to be plus $11, and you say you're going to be down $1,100.
I say $1,800.
Oh, $1,800?
Yep.
So whoever's closer wins.
I like it, though.
It's already making this game more fun.
Yeah.
Got a little skin in the game.
Yeah, I see those zero-zeros and I go.
Well, I don't know when's the last time a major league team, even the Mets, lost every game?
I hope it's never happened.
No.
So on Monday, Tuesday, we were talking about this war on kids.
It's been a constant theme with the show this week.
We are wondering, there's definitely a gay agenda in schools.
There's definitely a gay agenda at Disney.
Are you trying to fuck kids or are you just trying to create little revolutionaries and separate us from our kids?
There's a good argument for both.
I have trouble thinking that entire industries are dying to groom kids.
I know what happens with the Muslims in Britain, but I think it's just misguided, brainwashed liberals who might even be a little gay, just pushing gay shit because it's the new civil rights.
It's a new anti-racism.
I don't, I have trouble believing this many people, 50% of Disney want to fuck kids.
But anyway, Chris Ruffio is the sort of brave heart of this entire monitoring movement.
And the bulwark, which is a weird bulwark means wall, but it's ironically an anti-Trump, allegedly Republican site, and it's just sell-out cucks like the Lincoln Project who hate the right, but pretend to be right.
So it sounds more noble, you know?
Rhinos.
Rhinos.
They're like, we're policing our own.
Yeah.
So they wrote an entire article claiming that Chris Ruffio's report that Disney wants a minimum of 50% characters to be LGBTQ IA?
I thought I was on the cutting edge of this shit.
What's IA?
Lesbian, gay, bi-trans, queer, intersex, and intersex.
Intersex.
Oh, like if you have a cunt and a dick, wouldn't that be a hermaphrodite?
Yeah.
I think it is a hermaphrodite.
Because they always bring up, they don't say hermaphrodite anymore.
They say intersex.
And they always bring that up to Jamie Lee Curtis.
To talk about women in sports.
And they're like, what team should intersex people play on?
And you're like, oh, you mean all three of them?
Yeah.
Out of the 300.
There's allegedly Jamie Lee Curtis.
And then there was Chyna, the wrestler, whose clit was so big it looked like a kid's dick.
I think that might have been doing massive amounts of testosterone.
Could testosterone turn your clit into a kid's dick?
Yuck.
Anyway, she found a team just fine.
But look how stupid this is.
You know what I mean?
LGBTQQIP2SAA.
There's not one gay person in America that knows what that means.
Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, questioning, queer, intersex, pansexual, two spirits, androgynous and asexual.
Well, you know who knows it by heart.
It's the 400-pound pink and light blue baby, like rainbow fucking Skittle hair with glasses.
She's got like 8,000 things coming out of her face, and she's talking about her life.
She memorizes it like nerds memorizing.
Forwards and backwards.
Yeah, and those are the ones doing the actual hard work of banning you from social media because they played video games as a chick.
They became trans.
They're not trans.
They're not even gay.
They're just lonely and bored and ugly and fat and weird.
So when you insult trans, they take it personally.
And that's why you'll notice censorship these days is fucking brutal on anyone who says anything remotely anti-trans.
Like when the Babylon Bee said that Rachel Levine should win the Man of the Year Award, they freaked out, kicked them off Twitter.
You know what?
I'm having a hard time with this thing about when they're talking about the voting on the K through three, talking to kids about being gay and trans.
I'm like, we have like a fucking parental guidance.
I don't even know if it's like a consortium or they make rules for when you had TV, you had G rated for kids and general audience.
Yeah, PG-13 and PG and then R. Like, you don't start talking about sex with fucking kids.
You don't start talking about like, oh, you said you wanted to be a girl today.
And then you keep just bombarding with that, oh, he's deciding that he's going to be a girl.
There's also the implication that these topics are floating around kids' heads.
It never comes up.
Here's the thing.
The fucking human brain isn't fully developed until you're 25.
You can't fucking do anything on your own.
You can't have any medical procedures by yourself without your parents' consent if you're a reminder.
Like, have they just fucking foregone every fucking thing that this society has done since day one?
Like, how do you talk to a fucking five-year-old about the people they know, kids know who, fuck, are their parents?
And why is anyone who's not?
There's nothing worse than the thought of your parents having sex.
So you're literally bringing up the worst thing that they know of.
But why would any adult, any God, like intelligent adult want to sit down with someone else's child and talk about any sex?
Yeah, something's wrong.
Heterosexual, gay, whatever.
Bill Burr says that.
He goes, I used to love kids hanging out with kids.
They're like little drunk guys.
And now I'm just so scared of being called a pedophile that when they come up to me, I'm like, ugh.
And it's true.
Whenever you hang around with kids these days, you see a kid at like a barbecue or something, there's always this like, hey, I'm not a pedophile.
Hey, it's going to be fun because they've mainstreamed sex in kids so much that you feel like you have to make it clear that you're not one of them.
You just want to throw a ball back and forth.
You know, are they going to let them get tattoos too?
Because they know if they can change their gender, they should know what artwork they want on their body.
Why is questioning in the acronym?
If you're questioning, well, that's fine.
Come back to me when you figure out what letter you are.
You suck a dick and let me know how it was.
Yeah.
I want to be in the Hells Angels maybe or the pagans.
I'm not sure.
Okay.
Well, we're not going to bring you in here.
Here's the thing.
As a maybe.
You don't need a group to make that decision for you.
Yeah.
You're not invited to the team.
You're a question.
Individual.
Sorry.
I wish you nothing but the best.
Do your research.
I think you're probably going to end up Q.
But until you have a letter, you're not invited.
One of the letters is not knowing what letter you are.
Yeah.
I have a theory of how this, all this, like, these groups of these misfits, like the Rainbow Skittle Hairs, 400 pounds, you know, I'm a bottom-binery.
It's when everyone got a fucking participation trophy because they hated to be there.
They had forced to be there.
So they just looked at everything that was going on without them, but they were forced to be there.
And they just picked it apart and they found solidarity with each other.
That's a good theory.
My theory is that it's for ostracized losers who are ugly and have no social skills and they've never had any power.
But then they got into tech.
They got into video games because they were born and alone.
And that led them to tech and that led them to code.
And now they're working at like Twitter, Facebook, whatever.
And they're making up all these dumb rules and they get to enforce these stupid rules.
Anyway, so the Bulwark told Chris Ruffo that he was lying when they said that they want 50% to be POCs or LGBTs.
It doesn't work out.
And then on their site, Chris points out that by 2022, 50% of regular and recurring characters across Disney General Entertainment scripted content will come from underrepresented groups.
So they called his theory a conspiracy theory, but it's true.
This is why the word conspiracy theory is no longer an insult.
Maybe you just put it appropriate to what the population is.
So what is trans like 0.0004?
Yeah.
51%.
Wait a minute.
Oh, I guess, yeah, you could say 50% are underrepresented.
That would be representing groups.
They all add up to 50%, I guess.
Anyway, here's another clip.
Did I include that in the notes?
Where this woman said she admitted to the gay agenda?
I don't think I did.
I don't see it here.
It's this black woman, and she said, When I first started working at Disney, I was told they're really conservative and they don't like this and they don't like that.
You can't swear and you can't do this.
But then I got there and they all totally supported my not-so-secrety, secret gay agenda.
Maybe, oh, I said it to you in a separate email.
That's what it is, Ryan.
Okay.
I knew I said it to you.
My not-so-secret gay agenda.
And everyone at Disney loved it.
Well, they must have all hated the company policy then.
So that to me means those crazy theories about the red panda representing homosexuality.
Although I've heard people say it represents sexuality in general because it's a period.
Menstruating.
Because she goes to the bathroom and the red is there and she's embarrassed.
God damn it, you fucking perverts.
Can't you just do funny cartoons?
Like Tom and Jerry?
You want to see a cat beat up a mouse?
Yeah.
Not fuck it.
Try to kill each other every day.
Watch what happens when Tom catches Jerry.
I love Disney's content.
I grew up watching, you know, all of the classics.
They have been a huge, like, informative part of my life.
But at the same time, like, I worked at small studios most of my career.
And I'd heard, you know, you hear whispers.
Like, I'd heard things like, oh, you know, they won't let you show this at a Disney show.
And I'm like, okay.
So I was a little like sus when I started.
But then my experience was bafflingly the opposite of what I had.
It's such an LA way to talk, too.
It was so bafflingly different.
And I had a career.
I mean, we're working around.
When they do that at the end, it's like they're in a secret gay agenda.
And so like, I feel like.
We cut her off there.
Go back.
Our leadership over there has been so.
Thank God there's closed captions and a sign language interpreter, just in case you're deaf and illiterate.
Yeah.
Like, my like, not at all secret gay agenda.
And so like, I feel like attention deficit ordered kid can't read the fucking words or figure out the sign language and doesn't miss his movie.
Did you hear what she said?
My not-at-all secret gay agenda.
Had heard on my little pocket of like, you know, Proud Family Disney TVA, the showrunners were super welcoming.
Meredith Roberts and like the our leadership over there has been so welcoming to like my like not at all secret gay agenda.
And so like I feel like I felt like she out there like pushing it on the crouch or was she like in an audience?
It's almost like she's a culturally appropriating annoying white woman.
I mean like maybe it was that way in the past but I guess like something must have happened and the last like like they are turning it around.
They're going hard and then all that like momentum that I felt like that sense of I don't have to be afraid to like let's have these two characters shut up in the background.
I'm sick of these people.
So sick of this shit.
Fucking it's like the most annoying girl in high school is now running the whole world.
It's the tyranny of the oppressed.
It's the tyranny of the shrill minority.
It's the tyranny of the rejected.
It's revenge of the nerds.
Revenge of the boring.
Over and over.
Over.
Meritocracy, please.
Over.
Over and over and over.
The person running things used to be really qualified.
I don't think the family of five that's sitting on the fucking line for four hours going a magic.
I mean, Space Mountain gives a fuck what you do in your bedroom.
Hey kids.
My wife and I are monogamous except during Lent where we have orgies.
That's 40 days a year.
We look forward to it all year and it's back to monogamy.
Dan Savage does that.
The gays are having trouble with monogamy in their marriages.
So they're coming up with all these hacks.
And one of them is like, you get a month off a year to go fuck other dudes.
They may say that.
They go fuck twos every other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys don't get it.
That's not the design here.
What is the month anyway?
What is what?
What is the month anyway?
Which month?
I was using the Aztec calendar.
Yeah.
It won't be February or the other months with 28 days.
It'll be every month with 28 days.
How's the Mets game going?
It's still 0-0, bottom four.
Yes.
Oops.
All right.
So that's enough newsy shit.
Let's take like one call so people can see what our people are like.
Does that say how long DeGrom's going to be out for?
15 stars last season.
I have a theory that he is super far on the autism spectrum.
Really?
Yeah.
In every interview, it's like he's a fucking robot.
I like having fun, baseball, and school.
Are you going to do some of your funny imitations, Ryan?
Yep.
There's no calls so far.
Guys, call in.
The number is, if you're listening, 718-400-6959.
Yet again, that's 400-695.
Why don't you play the mailbag thing and we'll start opening letters?
Okay.
Well, we have calls coming in now.
Okay.
Maybe we'll hit a little bit of this.
You are on the air.
This is a fucking loser.
You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.
Hey, why does everyone get two things?
You have one thing.
Thank you for calling.
It's great hearing from you.
Bye-bye.
All right, next call.
Did I show you the Gavs tab sign?
No.
I sent it to you.
I have it.
Pull it up here.
Thank you to the guy who made this.
He also sent you, Ryan.
He had his four-year-old draw.
We don't need to see commercials.
Thanks.
He had his four-year-old draw a Buzz Lightyear for you.
That's the sign that's on the door to the laundry room.
That's at my home bar now.
Look at that.
Conceived of something, and then it happened.
You brought it to fruition.
Oh, that's awesome.
Did I show you my pool table?
Did we talk about that?
You showed me.
I don't know what you showed Ryan.
Did we talk about this on the show?
We got a pool table last night, a small one, right?
Because we got kids, so it should be easy.
Then my wife's renovating the bathroom upstairs or having it renovated.
They pour cement on the floor to they think they've totally sealed it with all the silicon and everything.
Then they pour the cement on top.
Cement drips through the floor into the basement, covers the pool table.
From show you the shower pan in the tub, yeah.
That's post-cleaning.
go to the other one like it was a mess i called the pool guys I thought this might be kind of good, actually, because I thought the pool table was a little small.
I'll just write it off for my insurance and then get a new one.
And the contractor's like, I'll pay you everything you need.
It's on my insurance, and I don't want it to go up.
I had a flood at my old house, and we spent like 15 grand fixing up the front room perfectly.
It didn't do shit to my insurance.
There's fear of like using your insurance.
I don't think it's justified.
You gotta turn that mic on.
That was the only pool picture.
But we do have a doll.
No, I sent you another one.
I definitely did.
My email, maybe.
No, it was a text.
I just checked them.
Okay.
I triple-checked, actually.
Do you want to show this doll?
Oh, yeah.
Someone made a doll of me.
I can't bring it into the house.
I think they're making fun of me, but guess what?
You gave me a huge cock and a six-pack.
There's an Indian on my back with a baby Indian.
That was nice.
What are you wearing?
I seem to be wearing like lace shorts.
Is there a tattoo on your leg?
There's a tattoo on your leg that says Gav?
Yeah.
Yes.
Cool?
Cool.
It's kind of inaccurate, but nice.
Nice touch.
What?
I'm not Gav?
You don't have a tattoo.
This is Gav.
Yeah, you got to see this picture.
This is a really good picture.
I've played pool on this brand new table.
Plus, we live in fucking Bavaria now in America.
So we've waited about five months for this pool table, and that's what it looked like today.
That's cement.
Wow.
It looks like a Pink Floyd album cover or something.
Yeah, that's pretty trippy.
We got a caller on the line.
But I called the pool guys, and they said, we'll just replace the felt.
It'll be like 600.
Yeah, slate's not going to get damaged.
Right.
Yeah.
Emily was all worried about the wood buckling.
And I go, it's not wood under there.
It's slate.
Yeah.
Fucking slate.
Slate.
Caller, you're on the line.
Hello.
What's going on there, Colin?
Uhuru.
Uhuru.
I have a recommendation of someone who would make a fantastic, like, censored presents interview with Gav.
I'm not sure if you've heard of him.
Ryan might know him because Lord Platesmar Dates actually did a video about his test levels a couple weeks ago.
His name's Andrew Tate.
Andrew Taint.
Did his ancestors live somewhere in between the bag and the butthole?
Yeah, in between Alberta and wherever you grew up in in England.
I don't know.
But no.
What's his name?
He actually had Andrew Tate, T-A-T-E.
Ah, okay.
So he actually had a beef with Scott Adams that, man, blew up into just crazy stuff.
So during when COVID first started, Scott Adams was completely on the whole mask up and quarantine and government.
And Andrew Tate on Twitter called him out on it and was like, hey, man, you're a coward.
Now you're trying to walk back all the stuff you said at the beginning of the pandemic.
Like you weren't a freaking lapdog for the left.
And now you're trying to flip the script, but you're a coward.
And they were just going back and forth on Twitter.
And it was just this huge ordeal.
So what Andrew did was he messaged his wife.
He started messaging Scott Adams' wife on Instagram and offered to fly her to his house.
And she was completely on board with it.
And right when that happened, he aired out all of the Instagram DMs he did with his wife on Twitter.
And now they're divorced.
That was his wife, that little girl?
He was with like a 23-year-old.
Well, to be honest, his wife.
The marriage was over way before that.
Yeah.
Yes, that was his wife.
Your wife shouldn't be one MMA DM away from saying bye-bye.
Yeah, but I mean, it was really hilarious.
It's just like women hate cowards.
Scott Adams is a coward.
Look how his wife talks to other men in her DM.
You know what I guarantee happened with their marriage?
You fuck this beautiful, awesome 23-year-old.
The tits are amazing.
You haven't had tits like that in a while.
Her ass is like you couldn't bounce a dime off it.
Then after about six months of jizzing, you're like, can you fucking shut up?
I don't care.
And then you're stuck with her.
And yeah, later details came out about that.
Apparently, she was screwing her ex-boyfriend and his flight instructor for part of the time.
And yeah, Scott Adams just got exposed as a total cuck.
I mean, it's just everyone who comments that on his Twitter just gets blocked immediately.
I got blocked immediately.
But it was really funny, like, back and forth.
All right.
Thanks for calling.
Juicy Gossip.
We'll consider it.
Beware for his ex-wife.
You know, I wanted these sit-downs to be free of links because the show is so link-heavy.
But if we were interviewing him, we'd have to pull up all this shit, right?
You can't just talk about them like they're this sort of ethereal, non-existent, philosophical idea.
Sunglasses inside corny.
Let's see.
Also, by the way, guys, you come up with these guests.
If that guy's been on Tom Segura's podcast, then he's mainstream.
No one mainstream is going to touch me with a million-foot pole.
He might be one of those guys that don't give a F. Zubi came and saw you.
Zubi?
Yeah, that was weird.
There's a great job.
You were flying private jets out of Miami the other day.
Really?
Yeah.
We might get Zuby on the network.
But like John Joseph Cro-Mags, I texted him the other day.
Maybe he's got a new number, but no response.
Just moving to Florida.
Okay.
I'm trading for the triathlon.
Tom, you're online.
Oh, we should kick off the freebies.
Oh, yeah.
So that was a long time to spend in freebie town.
We're going to go behind the paywall now.
You guys took advantage of us.
You used us.
You raped us.
And we're done with you.
So to everyone who is watching this or hearing this for free, go fuck yourself.
Go to censor.tv and unfuck yourself for $10 a month.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting this!
I just wanna come along by.
But the maiden I'm gonna do said it's dangerous.
And I just wanna show ya what I can do.
And I can dangerous.
I just stay at home and be lazy.
And you know I wanna die.
Well, I'm just staying cold to see me.
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