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March 1, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E93 - THIS WAR IS FAKE
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There's too many of us.
There's too many of us.
There's too many of us.
Let's have a war so we can go and die.
Let's have a war.
We can all get fat like last time.
That was fear.
Great band from LA.
I didn't know that was possible.
These were the guys that started the big fight at SNL when they, John Belushi invited all the LES punks, the Little Eastside punk rockers, to come up to the city and start a big fight.
And it's the theme of today's show.
I finally cracked this case.
What's going on in Ukraine?
The Bolsheviks, at the end of World War I, so that ended in 1918.
In 1917, they started a war.
The communists, Lenin, started a war with the Soviet Union.
They got the Donbar region, which is the eastern side.
All ethnic Russians to this day.
But Ukraine won.
The Bolsheviks won.
I don't like the Bolsheviks.
I use it as an insult.
I use it as an insult to describe communists that will do anything to win.
I mean, modern American communists are Bolsheviks in that they're liars, they're propagandists.
The ginos are a good example of modern Bolsheviks in that they'll do anything to win and lie.
They called themselves the silent majority.
They were not.
The original Bolsheviks were not.
They're not today either.
But when you see Jews turning on Israel, you're seeing modern Bolshevism.
So in that sense, yeah.
Fuck them.
If they were associated with Lenin, fuck them.
So this is my theory, and we're going to get deep into this because there's so much lying media going on in Ukraine.
And why is it?
Well, spoiler alert, the president of Ukraine, President of Putin, President of Putin, President of Russia, our American president are all in cahoots.
And Russia said, I need that back.
I need Donbar back.
And the Ukrainian president goes, you're going to look like an asshole if you just steal it.
And he said, let's have a war, just like the song.
And the Ukrainian president went, okay, well, I want to look cool, though.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll go like, ow, you hurt me.
Like play fighting with your baby brother.
And then I'll take it.
And then we'll say, whoa, what a war.
And Biden shows up.
He goes, I want in on this.
Okay, well, just you like say sanctions and you get all mad and then we'll send you propaganda and you publish it and then you can raise oil prices and you'll make money off this whole thing.
And you're already in bed with Ukraine.
So that we'll continue all that and I won't investigate.
Nothing will come up of that and everything will be smooth.
I'm in.
Let's have a war.
So Putin, Ukraine guy, what's his name?
Nevlev or something?
They all agreed to do this.
So we'll get to that in depth.
I'll prove it to you.
But before we do, I just spoke to James O'Keefe.
I didn't realize that today is the 10-year anniversary of Andrew Breitbart's death.
And I was watching a video he put together about it.
And I was remembering when you were in Andrew Breitbart's presence, you just sensed, I don't want to use the term Jesus figure, that feels blasphemous, but you just sense you're with someone special.
This is real.
This is a big deal.
I've got it with a few people, Dash Snow, Andrew WK, Johnny Knoxville, Nick Fuentes, Fleckis, Elijah Schaefer, possibly.
Definitely Gavin Wax.
You're just around these guys and you're like, you're going places, I can tell.
Like with someone like Gavin Wax, I feel like I could just push him out of a plane over the Bermuda Triangle and I would come back a couple months later and he'd have a coconut stand and he'd be selling fucking grass skirts and within a few years he'd own the biggest hotel on that shithole island.
And more so with Breitbart, you didn't, you obviously felt like he's a survivor that could survive anywhere in the world and he would have thrived.
I mean the guy was adopted.
He was predetermined for greatness.
Some family picked him up just like being pushed out of a plane and he thrived with his new family.
But more so, he was more than just a survivor.
He was a savior.
And he was so fucking dead set on his path.
Like the story I always tell is we were on Red Eye together and we were talking about, I can't even remember what the story was.
But on these shows like Fox News, you can tell what you're supposed to say.
Oh, it all comes down to the parents.
Oh, the Putin is this and Ukraine is that.
And, you know, not to insult pharmaceutical companies.
And you know what side to choose.
And I heard that Roger Ails was going for that when he designed the network.
He wanted it to be like the breakfast club.
There's the jock, there's the goth, there's the preppy, there's the nerd.
Everyone has their role.
So even the liberals know, okay, I have to take the liberal stance on this.
And so Andy Levy asks Breitbart the question, and Andrew Breitbart goes, what?
He goes, well, what do you think about all this?
And he goes, you want me to say something glib now?
Is that my job?
Like, he didn't give a shit what you think.
And we were also, this sort of changed my mind about Trump, too, very early on.
Actually, not during the presidency, obviously.
Andrew was dead by then.
But when Romney was running against Obama, was that who was running?
This would have been like 2010 or so.
Anyway, I think it was a little soon for Obama.
Anyway, whoever it was, Trump wanted to hold the debates in Mar-a-Lago.
And so what you say is he's just showing off.
He's this billionaire asshole, and he wants to brag and make it all about him.
And I was ready to spout, I have to concede I was ready to spout that derivative answer, maybe try to add a humorous tinge to it, but I knew my role here at the news karaoke machine.
And Breitbart goes, so?
And we said, well, he's just showing off.
Yeah, I know.
So?
He should show off.
He's a successful entrepreneur.
I'd rather we have an entrepreneur showing off and showing young people and Americans in general that this is our hero, someone who made tons of money and kicks ass and runs businesses, and not some fucking giant corporate network.
Would you rather it was on ABC or CBS?
Because why?
They're the gatekeepers.
They deserve to have the debates.
They're special?
I never thought of that.
Yeah.
Show off, entrepreneurs.
Maybe that helped facilitate the Proud Boys, where we say, glorify the entrepreneur.
Is that the episode?
I don't believe it's the same one, no.
If I'm not on it, it's not the same one.
I saw the wide shot.
I didn't see you though.
Let's see.
No.
Yeah, that seems around the same.
That's not me.
Yeah, and he spotted that in other people.
He would say, you're going places.
Of course, he noticed my incredible prowess.
I like to make all deaths and anniversaries of deaths about me.
That's why you put up pictures of the dead guy on Instagram and you're like, Bob Sagat was my friend.
I miss him so much.
Me, me, me, me.
So also, speaking of me, we raised about 17 grand for his family after he died by selling t-shirts that said so question mark.
I still see them occasionally.
But yeah, a lot of people wonder why he died.
There's all these crazy theories that he got shot with an ice bullet that disintegrates so you can't see it, and the CIA, the FBI, were out to kill him, and they did it in an untraceable way.
I don't believe that.
I love conspiracies, and they're often true.
But I think what happened was he was getting sued by that black bitch.
I forget her name, but it was the woman who said, I'm racist.
And when I was giving out money to farmers, I didn't want to give it to white farmers.
I gave it to black farmers.
And he outed that tape.
Now, later on in it, she goes, but I need to get over that.
So she was suing him for not including that context.
Yeah.
But if a white guy said, I'm racist, I don't like giving money to black farmers, it wouldn't matter if he said, I need to get over that.
That's irrelevant.
Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
So she was suing him, and I think it was stressing him out, and it's stressing out his marriage.
Shirley Sherrod.
Sherrod, yeah, that was her name.
And that can chip away at you and stress you out.
And I think he had a fucking heart attack from the stress.
That's my belief.
But let's go over this beautiful tribute that James O'Keefe did for Andrew Breitbart.
Welcome to my house.
Hello, James.
Hey, take your chapeau off.
Welcome to my house.
James must have been like 22 in.
Andrew and I were very different people in many respects, but similar in that we had this fire inside of ourselves to be the so-called tip of the spear.
Destroying corruption.
It's another way of sort of tackling, taking on power.
Just for a second here, you can see that Breitbart knew that James was going to be somebody, just like I said, that genius spots genius and leaders spot leaders.
But they were so different.
James is very measured and on point and occasionally giggles.
Andrew Breitbart would sort of take over the table and he'd have a sip of your wine and he'd tell you to try this and these are delicious.
And he'd make speeches and talk about people and come up with plans and say, we got to meet tomorrow and we're going to change the world.
I mean, it's like this whole idea that anyone can be anyone is fucking horseshit.
No one could be Andrew Bipart.
And if he was still around today, he would be leading.
He might have changed CNN.
Maybe CNN would be unwoke and good.
He might be president.
He would be a major power in American politics.
I 100% guarantee you.
And I know that makes you say, well, that's why they killed him.
Possibly.
Possibly.
So this type of journalism that we do is to counter the false narratives.
Are you going to retract it?
Are you going to retract it?
You retract the wiretap.
Sure, I retract.
I should not have used the word.
Thank you very much.
He had that magic.
He was a human machine.
It was incredible what he did and how he operated, the speed at which he lived, which maybe contributed to his death at 43 years old.
And then when he died at lost a brother-in-arms, it was tough.
That seems like a long time ago, 2012.
But he was a very dear warrior soulmate.
But he had this understanding of media psychology.
This is a concerted effort.
This is a concerted effort.
Politics of personal destruction.
You, John Podesta.
Address the issue that if you're somebody like Andrew Reitbart and you're going to take on Acorn with Hannah and James.
If you're going to take on the media, the complex, as you call it in the book, you go into very specific details.
First of all, you're telling people that there are plenty of openings.
He said, don't try to hide anything.
Be who you are.
Watch.
Yeah, but I mean like the legal issues and everything.
I don't know if I mean...
Well, then don't say anything that I don't want people to know about?
Well, then I can't very much.
Oh, well, you're on camera.
And I was always fearful.
I'd go to bed at night thinking, I'm going to go on TV tomorrow.
I'm going to go on the Bill Maher show.
I remember talking to you about this.
Yeah, and going on the Bill Maher show, and you wake up in the middle of the night thinking, what if I say the wrong thing?
What if the audience booze me?
You know what Sean Hannity did after this interview?
He said, you got to come to my house and have steaks.
Sean Hannity lives on some weird island like off of Long Island or something.
Or maybe it's off of like Fire Island or something.
And he put Breitbart in his personal helicopter.
They flew.
It was late at night.
They'd already had dinner in the city.
They flew to his house and, oh, I guess they didn't have had dinner.
They already had drinks.
He flew to his house and they had steaks at Sean's house because Sean spotted the genius in Andrew Breitbart.
Everyone around him who had any kind of influence and power went, this guy's going to be big.
I want to spend more time with him.
It's almost like we knew he was going to die.
We knew this kind of genius and power was going to be short-lived.
What if Bill Marsh smirks at me?
Be front-facing.
He said the media is everything.
It's the only thing.
Worst case scenario.
And then my family was in the green room, and it was like a funeral.
And they said, I'm so sorry that that happened to you.
And I said, you have no idea.
I feel that.
It liberated you.
It was liberating.
The wall of shame at Project Veritas never would have been the wall of shame without Andrew Breitbart.
Actually, Andrew Breitbart came up with the concept of Retracto, the correction alpaca.
And one time I was in a hotel room, this was January, February of 2010, and it was very late at night.
And Andrew and I were laughing probably until we cried when he said there should be a mascot for these retractos.
And we'll call him Retracto.
And it should be an alpaca.
And now Veritas, 10, 11 years later, has gotten some 300, 400 retractions and corrections and articles questioning our ethics.
None of this would have happened without Enterprise Bart.
Yeah, I want to throw to a piece of tape.
My favorite tape of the day.
You brought up James O'Keefe.
Look, can we, I want you to say, so what you're supposed to do here is laugh and roll your eyes at James O'Keefe because he looks so stupid in the video.
Skills.
Andrew, how does that help the conservative movement?
I liked it.
I liked it.
You couldn't have liked that.
Of course, I did.
You're just being polite.
Look, I like our truth make it.
So I have a different type of.
You've got to watch that whole video, and if you can keep a straight face in that.
I don't think you're supposed to take it.
So you think it's a parody of a video?
Yeah, I think it's kind of funny.
It's like a thriller meets Hot for Teacher, meets Dorky Guys.
Meets Ben.
The Roger Rabble was made for catching.
It's James Hooker-esque.
I loved it.
How do you go about expanding the conservative movement's appeal?
Destroy the left.
Yeah.
I mean, that's been my technique.
Yeah, but you see.
I thought, okay, let's start the show.
Let's do the start the show, start the show.
The official start the show.
I'm going to update the page comes from here.
The truck comes out of nowhere else.
The truck is about to arrive from this side.
And the trunk arrives here.
I believe he flies away the same direction.
That's true.
The truck was on their way to the convoy.
But now they're back.
And so here it is.
Let's take Biden out of this.
He ruins it.
It's too long of a delay.
I thought this was a profound tweet where this woman basically, it actually had occurred to me before I saw this.
I can't remember if I said this to you or not, but someone was talking to Anthony Kumia and they said, you should tell apartment boss that.
Now, apartment boss may or may not be an alias he uses on Twitter.
And he says, yeah, I will tell apartment boss that.
I bet he would like that.
Now, I texted Anthony after that and I said, okay, now say what you just said in a Russian accent.
Yes, maybe I should be doing this with apartment boss.
Maybe apartment boss will be saying these things.
Does that sound like a free society to you where people speak in code about the voice you use in public?
That sounds like the Soviet Union to me.
Hey, you should have Party Man Vlad say that.
Yes, Partyman Vlad, not me.
Partyman Vlad is saying this.
And as I'm saying this to Anne, I'm on an encrypted app that deletes our texts right after we're done.
Like, I never thought I would be living in a society where I'm using encrypted apps and speaking about people's potential aliases.
So what does Peachy Keenan say?
At this moment, in my own country, in America, I'm not free to express my opinions in public, put certain politician signs on my lawn, bumper stickers on my car, or otherwise break from regime consensus without suffering physical or economic consequences.
Like I was at the car wash with this woman the other day.
I knew her husband, and she had pro-cop bumper stickers and little flags, little flags that were sticking out like by her license plate, which got pretty beaten up in the car wash.
And they were blue line flags.
And I said, well, that's brave, especially in the city.
And she goes, yeah, my husband says, if our car gets vandalized, it gets vandalized.
That's just the way it is.
I have to express myself.
I have to support the cops.
What's the next one?
I think it's a thread.
But I should drop everything, risk nuclear annihilation to cry for a far-off place I will never see or visit, a place that my ancestors came from, but who cares?
These people over there deserve to be free and independent and enjoy fair elections, but I don't.
Equity, am I right?
And of course, we're more concerned with Ukraine's borders than we are with our own.
Biden happily opens the borders, lets anyone in.
They don't need to have the vaccine.
They can come on in because they might lead to votes.
So I want to do a deep dive on Ukraine.
We'll go over to the green screen in a second.
But first, I want to just do a little refresher on Biden's relationship with Ukraine.
We've all seen this, but let's put it back in our frontal lobes.
So we caught him.
We found out that he had given his son a cushy deal to get involved in mining in Ukraine, which made no sense.
He had no experience with either.
And we were learning that Hunter called his dad the big guy.
And he has to give a cut to the big guy.
I believe the cut is 50%.
Pretty good deal.
I mean, how many politicians do we know who make 140 to 200K a year and are worth tens of millions of dollars?
That's from doing cuts to the big guy.
So giving cuts to the big guy.
So an investigation was happening.
This is when he was vice president.
And here he is bragging.
You've seen it a million times.
We've got to get it back on the forefront of our minds.
Here he is bragging about how, and this is quid pro quo, which is what Trump was almost impeached for.
Here is bragging that I am not going to let the American government give any kind of funding to Ukraine unless they drop this investigation.
Now, keep in mind, by the way, the president of Ukraine is no hero.
He is a despot who has quelled democratic protests.
He's propped up by us.
He's fake.
So this is why I believe in this allegiance with Putin, Biden, and what's his name?
Nerdy.
Zelensky.
Zelensky.
Why did I think his name was Nyvev or something?
Is that his first name?
Vladimir Zelensky.
That's the president of Ukraine.
Yes.
All right.
So here he is saying Ukraine gets no money.
I remember going over.
Didn't they get rid of this president after this and put in a new guy that wouldn't be so nosy?
Maybe this is the new guy.
I remember going over, convincing our team, our brothers, to convincing us that we should be providing for loan guarantees.
And I went over, I guess, the 12th, 13th time to Kyiv, and I was supposed to announce that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee.
And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they didn't.
So they said they were walking out to the press company.
I said, no, I said, we're not going to give you the billion dollars.
They said, you have no authority.
You're not the president.
The president said, I said, call him.
I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting the billion dollars.
I said, you're not getting the billion.
I'm going to be leaving here.
And I think it was, what, six hours?
I looked.
I said, I'm leaving in six hours.
If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
Well, son of a bitch.
Got fired.
And they put in place someone who was solid at the time.
Solid?
Solid.
Meaning doesn't investigate me.
Isn't it weird seeing Biden speak English?
Yeah.
Wow.
That's like, when I look at that, I went, that must have been a hell of a fucking nap for him to be able to talk like that.
In this day and age, for him to...
He's bragging about how corrupt he is, which is not very smart.
You should probably keep that to yourself.
Keep your fucking international crimes to yourself.
But Jesus, at least that was a bunch of sentences that were in English.
And then, of course, he was questioned on this back in the early days before we became a complete Soviet empire.
Remember this little moment?
And it's interesting because I don't think Axios is around anymore, and I haven't seen this guy since.
I think this is the end of his career.
Just like with the prosecutor in Ukraine, you better get rid of this journalist, son of a bitch.
He was gone.
Hunter Biden, your son, was getting paid a lot of money to serve on the board of a Ukrainian energy company facing serious corruption charges.
You were the vice president running point on Ukraine.
The average Joe hears that and says, that sounds ficy.
What's your understanding of what your son was doing for an extraordinary amount of money?
I don't know what he was doing.
I know he was on the board.
I found out he was on the board after he was on the board.
And that was it.
And there's nobody.
Isn't this something you want to get to the bottom of?
No, because I trust my son.
But that doesn't pass the small test point.
When you're vice president, isn't there a higher standard?
Don't you need to know what's happening with your family?
Don't you need to put down some guardrails?
Unless there was something that was something on its face that was wrong.
There's nothing on its face that was wrong.
How about the fact that you clearly were a huge influence in him getting the gig?
That on its face is wrong.
And he has zero experience in anything remotely Ukrainian or in the field of mining.
There's three doozies in a row, my friend.
That's wrong.
Donald Trump made it very clear that his sons would not be involved in any of his businesses after he was president.
So look, if you want to talk about problems, you know, let's talk about Trump's family.
I mean, come on.
This is...
So these guys are busy.
So you think that everything that happened was kosher?
You know there's not one single bit of evidence, not one little tiny bit, to suggest anything done was wrong.
You know that.
But you keep asking me these questions.
It's okay.
You know, you're doing what you have to do.
But I'm not worried about it.
Look, the American public knows me.
Last one on this.
Again, by the way, again, stop.
He seems pretty articulate.
Now, this is probably right before he was president.
This is when he was running.
This is like probably a few years ago.
So he has really gone downhill recently.
His articulation was kind of working against.
He meant to say, You're just doing your job.
Sure.
And he goes, you're just doing what you have to do.
That's not as good as what we saw with the Ukrainian shit, the other Ukrainian shit.
But it's still not what we got today.
I've heard this about Alzheimer's and what's the other one?
Delirium?
Dementia.
Dementia.
You really, like, zoom, go off a cliff.
When it hits, it hits.
It seems like to be working in his favor, though.
Like, if you're not entrapping yourself and incriminating yourself left and right by maybe they accelerated it because they noticed it's better to be embarrassed by how stupid you are than watch you hand everyone all of this evidence you know these vitamin b shots are making me feel a little weird man what guardrails would you have to be sure that your son your brother doesn't uh do anything to trade on the family name they will not be engaged in any foreign business because of what's happened in this administration
fake viral footage but what's the the caption below that tick tock old footage rebadged on tick tock as the latest from ukraine yeah so this is just russians flying around um a long time ago here we have a uh a tractor destroying a home,
but it's actually been photoshopped into the picture.
People are reverse Google image searching everything they get and realizing it's all horseshit.
So it's strange seeing the left try to...
So this is the left saying, try to maybe try to figure out what's real and what's not.
And here's what a reverse image search is.
And there's a lot of stuff going on, but it's not really a big deal.
You could parse through it yourself.
Okay.
But let me show you a much better video.
Oh, no, sorry.
Let's go to 17.
Here's a typical example.
Andy No points out that this bombing footage you're seeing is from a video game.
The whole war is a fucking video game.
It's not very good footage, is it?
I guess it's a good thing you guys are gaming all the time because you notice things.
1-8, we got Joey Saladino.
Turn it up.
The ghost of Kleve, fighter pilot, blowing up a Russian aircraft is actually from a video game.
This, among many other viral clips, have been exposed as fake.
You must question everything you see.
Drop the video like and follow me.
So that's the ghost of Kiev.
I'm sick of this stupid Kiev shit.
We've been calling it Kiev forever.
I told you yesterday I was totally confused when I saw K-Y-E-V.
I thought it's another, or Ivy, I thought it was another city I hadn't heard of.
It's Kiev.
Same place we've been calling it forever.
It's not Nippon, it's Japan.
It's not Nicaragua.
It's Nicaragua.
But the ghost of Kiev is a perfect example of this misinformation.
I think the president of Ukraine told Putin that I need some sort of rock star moments.
I need you guys looking dumb.
And what did we get in day one?
We got these two Russian POWs going, what the fuck?
Oh, we've got them in their tanks.
We're lost.
We ran out of gas.
We have no GPS.
You know, GPS in your tank in 2022?
Is it made of wood?
Actually, we did see that too.
We saw guys running around with cardboard guns.
We've got Ukrainian soldiers with their clips falling out.
It's a shit show.
The problem is this fake propaganda is being propagated by retards.
So they're not sending their best here in this theatrical war.
But so the funniest part of this is, of course...
No, no, you've got to go to 19.
I hope I sent you the right notes.
Was that 19?
It is 19.
Well, then what's 2.0?
C. Oh, shit, they're the same fucking thing.
I can find it.
Yeah, look up Kinzinger falling for the meme.
So the ghost of Kiev is this awesome guy that killed, I don't know, well, the alt-right is joking, 6 million Russians.
We don't play that game.
But yeah, he's shot down dozens of fighters.
No one knows who he is.
It's so cool.
It's so rock and roll.
And immediately, the only people that are getting this, of course, are the trolls, our people.
And so they make the ghost to Kiev Sam Hyde.
And this retarded Democrat, imagine being so out of touch, you have no idea who Sam Hyde is or what he looks like.
Could you be less invested in the culture?
Politics is downstream from the culture, and the media is everything, as Breitbart said.
He would have sussed this out so quickly.
The ghost of Kiev has a name, and he absolutely owned the Russian Air Force.
Godspeed and more kills, Samuel.
And there he is, Sam Hyde in a plane.
Like, they're just pawns.
So I say that this propaganda is run by retards, but the media, the modern media, are so weak and limp-wristed that they get handed garbage propaganda like fucking Sam Hyde and they go, he owned them.
He can't keep getting away with this.
He cannot keep getting away with this.
Of course, Tucker caught this.
Just the other day, Kinzinger posted images on Twitter of a Ukrainian air ace called the Ghost of Kiev.
He downed Russian MiGs left and right.
Russian MiGs.
The fact is no idea.
Kinzinger had no idea because he knows nothing.
Quote, the ghost of Kiev has a name, and he has absolutely owned the Russian Air Force, he tweeted.
Imagine a sitting member of Congress tweeting about a war like it's a cable news segment.
He absolutely owned the Russian Air Force.
Really?
Get some respect.
People are dying, buffoon.
Kinzinger then attempts to get away from it.
Yeah, that's another good point.
I didn't think of that.
Forget that you got the wrong guy.
Why are you talking about people owning people when they destroy other soldiers and kill them in midair?
Is that awesome?
Of the comedian Sam Hyde sitting in the cockpit of a fighter jet.
Sam Hyde, for the record, is not a Ukrainian fighter ace.
He is, once again, a comedian.
That was Adam Kinzinger.
These are the people pushing us toward a new world war.
Just the other day, Kinzinger posted.
And then, of course, Stone Toss's take is always fantastic.
Ghost of Kiev, six million planes shot down.
Exorcist of Kiev.
Tucker Ghost is fake news hoax.
You're the fake guns.
There's the fake guns, yep.
And then 2-2.
I hope this is the right one.
Oh, yeah, he's the ghost of Kiev.
He's shot down like 10 planes already.
Sounds made up.
Shit, but there's this...
Did I send it to you in a separate email?
There's this doozy of a report that sort of sums up everything I'm saying and does a better job in five minutes than I've done this entire show.
Here, I'll resend it to you, Ryan.
Sure, sure.
In the meantime, we have this map.
Is this map important?
Yep.
So zoom out.
This is what I was talking about earlier.
All that area.
So this area is the Donbar region that I've been talking about all show.
This is what Putin, Biden, and what's-is-knots Have agreed to just give up after a funny little theater.
These are the two big cities in the Donbar region.
So the Keith Olberman was jumping down Jon Stewart's throat because Jon Stewart said it's like if this comedian, I forgot, like Greenlee McEvey or something, it sounds like a silly name, but became Winston Churchill.
And Olberman thought that was a slight on Zelensky.
So he was like, you know, fucking Jon Stewart sucks, and I can't believe he's making fun of Zelensky.
He wasn't.
He was actually applauding Zelensky.
You know, despite what you think about that, he was saying it's crazy.
It's like a comedian becomes like a general.
And Keith Olderman's cold take was making fun of him.
Wait, it's gone.
It got taken down.
This was from a few seconds ago.
And it was this.
Hold on a second.
What site?
It's gone.
No Wayback Machine.
So I sent you a bunch, Ryan.
That one was cool because it was like five minutes of them.
And I know you assholes at home are saying, you should just record the videos that you're going to play.
So they don't get...
Dude, how many links and videos have we shown you today?
Am I supposed to download all those?
That would add like two hours to prep time.
So suck my dick.
But yeah, that guy panicked, I guess, and removed them immediately.
But this was on the list.
And here we go.
Look at that.
The son, the guardian.
This was in the New York Post, too.
Her blood on his hands.
That wasn't from the war in Ukraine.
This picture is probably the most popular picture from the entire war so far.
How many times have you seen this, Broad?
Zoom in there?
Go down.
It's a 2018 gas explosion, folks.
Dies ist ein gas explosion in Magnikturkorsk im jar dunden fashion und eitenschnuppenstadt.
So there's one of them.
These go on and on.
I don't, like, I've seen a lot of this with Israel.
They call it Pollywood, P-A-L-L-Y, when the Palestinians take some picture and they stage it and they lie in the road.
But here we have, this is ironic that I use that as an example, because here we have an old footage of a Palestinian activist widely shared as some brassy broad standing up to a Russian soldier.
And by the way, you know that famous clip where they're on the island and they go, we're giving you a chance to surrender.
And they go, go fuck yourself.
I don't know why I'm doing a German accent.
They did say that.
They did say, go fuck yourself.
And then they surrendered and walked up.
So they said, go fuck yourself for the tape.
And then they surrendered so they didn't die.
Again, I'm not defending Russia.
I hate the entire Eastern world.
They can all go suck a dick.
They're all corrupt assholes.
And everything you hear about them is lies.
Fuck Putin, fuck Biden, and fuck fuckface.
What's his name again?
Zelensky.
Fuck Zielinsky.
Vladimir Zelensky.
What's this now?
Oh, this is like local news.
Yeah, I can't.
Is this your stuff you found?
Yeah, this is a compilation.
So that's the video game, right?
Yeah.
Oh, this was famous.
That's from a while ago.
That's also from the video game.
That's a famous clip we've all seen of the clip falling out.
That doesn't really prove anything besides the Ukrainians are incompetent.
That's not fake, per se.
Oh, there's Beards and Beardsley.
I didn't know he was fluent in German.
I didn't know he could speak a language.
Yeah, Grindface is aggressively posting this information.
Oh, the Tanjin explosion, yeah.
That was one of the craziest explosions we've ever seen.
That happened years ago.
Years ago, yeah.
That's the craziest explosion I've ever seen outside of the nuclear war.
So what was that, Infowars?
Yeah, Banda video compilation.
Okay, so go back to the ones I sent.
We've got that one, Gas Lady, Tangen Explosion, the video games, the ghost to Kiev.
It keeps going and going and going.
Oh, that's the one, the Tangen.
Wasn't that an electricity plant that blew up?
Never liked Jane.
5,000 fufts?
Funfs is a lot of wolfs.
Funf means 5.
5,50.
Just say 25,000 next time.
We already talked about tangents, we got that one.
What else do we have?
As far as my links.
Oh, yeah, this is a pretty good comp.
I'm surprised it's so mainstream.
Russia began attacking Ukraine early on February 24th, and videos claiming to be from the attack followed on social media.
So we're stepping in to fact-check them.
First, there's this video on Twitter with more than 300,000 views with the caption, stay safe, you are living in Ukraine.
So let's verify.
Does this video show an aerial attack in Ukraine?
Our sources are videos posted to YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok, and Flight Global's annual Air Force inventory.
Verify found the same video was posted in October 2021 on TikTok with the caption, you are going to die In Spanish.
Two days later, it was also posted on YouTube and it was shared on Instagram.
The person who originally posted the video tagged it with CGI, suggesting the video was computer generated.
Both videos use the hashtag World War II and the TikTok uses the hashtag 1940s, which is a not the 1940s era propeller planes in the video.
Flight Global does not list the Russian military as having any propeller combat aircraft.
So, no.
You know what I love about these small-town news guys, these local newsmen?
They're still naive enough to think that they can do their job correctly and do research and shit won't get shut down.
The guy who deleted this video is aware of the climate we're in.
This guy's doomed.
The original video of this flyover was posted.
Normal news is slow, isn't it?
We covered this in like eight seconds.
You know what it is?
They're overstaffed.
So the graphics guy did all this and they mirrored it and they've got to show the whole thing in long form.
Oh, yeah, we got it.
We got it.
Verify.
This video does not show Russian fighter jets over Ukraine.
That's clear.
If you see more images and videos claiming to illustrate Russia invading Ukraine, send them to us and we'll check them out.
Endgag has a swath of things coming in.
Some fake, some real.
And then there's people that usually either back it up or say this is bullshit.
I mean, it's journalism 101.
Can I verify this?
Is this real?
Why did James O'Keefe give back Joe Biden's daughter's diary?
Because he couldn't verify the authenticity of it.
He contacted her.
She wouldn't say whether it was or it wasn't.
It's worthless to him now.
But these people can't even do reverse Google image searches.
Come on, guys.
You are easy tools for the elites.
All right, so my final note here is that Rolling Stone has noticed this too.
It's become unignorable, if that's a word.
And their take is, if you have a problem with these, you're nuts.
What?
Ukraine's a false flag.
No, it's the end of the deep state.
Nutters can't decide.
So you and I are nuts for noticing this thing.
And in the article, they concede that there are tons of fake images and fake videos.
They just don't like that we extrapolate anything from it, and we should just accept that that's the normal course of news.
No, I'm not accepting that.
Do you remember this much bullshit?
Outside of Pollywood, I don't remember this many fake images, fake videos, made-up shit.
It's unprecedented.
So, yeah, I'm suspicious.
And I think my theory that this is just the elites playing a silly game, treating us as puppets in the grand theater of the global stage is a pretty good theory.
But Rolling Stone says, of course, that's exactly what it...
So to Westerners saying that these videos are spreading awareness, awareness should not come at the cost of spreading misinformation.
Duh.
Of course, that's exactly what's happening.
Some prominent conspiracy theorists have accused the media of lying.
No, I'm not saying they're lying.
I'm saying they're incompetent.
They're just tools.
They're pawns.
Lying or sharing fake footage and images from Ukraine, suggesting that the conflict may be a psyop.
Yes, that's what I'm suggesting.
A psychological operation to manipulate the public.
Correct.
See, and then in the article, they always do this.
This is the left new obsession.
I call them BluAnon.
Where anything that you say that doesn't toe the line is also obviously going to be said by QAnon in some form.
Therefore, you are QAnon.
QAnon is suspicious of all these fake videos.
So are you.
So you're him.
All dogs are mammals.
All cats are mammals.
All dogs are cats.
The end.
We're all QAnon.
Meanwhile, none of us have ever fucking met any QAnons.
And we're freaks.
All right, let's get to the globalists.
I lost my pen.
I remember being a kid, and at our school, there was the English kids, and then there was the French immersion kids.
There were still English, but they went to all French classes.
Which I was like, wait, that's way too hard.
It's hard enough to pay attention in class.
Imagine every class is in fucking French.
And I remember them, I think his name may have been Gavin Lusk.
I'm not sure.
But he couldn't, we were like 10, and I was walking by the library where the French immersion kids were, and I heard him say, where's my pen?
Guys, guys, I don't know how to break this to you.
I'm not kidding.
My pen is gone.
And I remember just sort of walking by going, that dude's fucking funny.
That seems advanced.
And then later on, they were wearing a Mohawk revenge tour.
This is up to high school now.
I was still with them.
And I remember not knowing who the clash were and thinking, that looks like a really cool shirt.
Those guys were dicks to me later on.
I have a confession to make.
I may have told you this story before.
We were at some dude's house, and those guys were there.
They were kind of the cool guys.
And I wanted to impress them.
So I fit myself into a dollhouse that was about this big.
I'm not exaggerating.
And we were like 10 or 11 or 12.
So I fit myself into the dollhouse.
And then they thought that was funny.
And before that, by the way, we were playing lizard tag.
It was tag, but you whipped this rubber lizard and it fucking killed.
So it's like these guys were raunchy.
Like we were playing at some intense levels of playdom.
And so keeping in the extremism, I did that, that jackass stunt.
And then they think it's funny.
So they start rolling the dollhouse around.
And so I'm going up, down, up, down.
I don't know where I am.
And I start panicking.
And I go, stop it, fuck it, stop it, fucking, stop it.
And they won't stop.
And then I just go.
And I shatter all the walls of the dollhouse.
I'm bawling my eyes out, crying.
I run upstairs.
And at the top of the stairs, you know that friend mom who like smokes a cigarette and goes like, Chris is a bitch.
There's no way Darren's ever going to talk to her again.
You know, those weird friend moms?
I remember sort of going, oh, there's a weird friend mom.
And I ran outside and ran all the way home crying like a bitch.
So then they were like, ooh, Gavin's a bitch.
Let's bully him.
So they would pick on me.
And I remember being a little kid going, I'm going to get them one day, I swear to God.
Now we're at the age of, I think, 12.
And then this gets dark.
I feel uncomfortable confessing all this.
So then there was this kid, another kid they were picking on.
And I was fucking with him too for some reason.
In a very immoral kind of like, we're both at the bottom.
I'm going to sacrifice this guy.
Like in Mad Max, where they work with the pig shit.
And there's the guy Pig Killer.
I'm down there in Barter Town with the pigs.
And I'm trying to like step on this guy's head just so I can get out of the pig shit a little bit.
So we get into a fight.
Yeah, that's it.
I run at him, and I'm so agile at that age.
I jump over his entire body.
And then he wants to fight, and he punches me, and I'm shot.
That may have been my first punch to the face.
And I remember just being stunned by it and going like this.
And then all these guys later jumping up on my back going, yeah, yeah.
I didn't realize this till way after, but I had clocked him when I went like that with my fist and sent him flying.
So now I was with the cool guys instantly out of the gutter, out of the swamp, in with the guys.
And I didn't really like it with them.
It felt dirty.
And at one point, we had a creek running through our school, Diabre Moody Junior High or whatever it was.
And there was this nerdy kid, David McIntosh.
And they said, let's throw him in the creek.
This was a creek, by the way, that Trevor Coles was later found in dead after he'd been murdered and raped by this weirdo at our school.
I mentioned this on the show before, and everyone sent me all these old micro-fiche articles of the poor fucking bastard.
Anyway, David was a weird nerd, and he just goes, I'll just go into the creek on my own, thanks.
So he walks up to his penis, like almost up to his waist in the creek and just stands there.
And I was like, how did I end up with these assholes?
And David, I go, Dave, just like, just go to the other side and run away.
And we're obviously not going to go around.
He's like, all right.
And then he just, he was probably autistic.
He's probably worth a billion dollars right now.
He was a super nerd.
And then he just runs away.
And I remember later saying, I stopped hanging out with them and I said, I'm going to fucking get these guys one of these days.
And by the way, when you're really mad at something and you really obsess with someone, you really hate them, you're mad at yourself.
So I was mad at myself for joining the evil gang.
And that's why I declared revenge on them.
I should have declared revenge on this guy for being a fucking sell up.
So that was like, we've spanned from 10 to 13 now.
And I got into punk later.
And I remember being on a public school bus.
So I didn't look like I did when I was 11.
I've got like a mohawk with leopard print on the side.
And then I saw one of the dudes.
His name was Jeff.
Same guy, by the way, who was sitting at the table where the dude lost his pen.
And this was my grand revenge after all these years.
I had swore to myself at the very beginning of this story, like, one day I'm going to fucking get him.
I'm going to get him.
So now it's like eight years later.
This is how pathetic children's grudges are.
My grudges have improved, by the way.
And I go up to him on the bus and I stand right in front of him and I go, this is going to blow your mind.
I go, hey, Jeff.
He's like, what the fuck?
I go, fuck you.
Right in his face.
Hey.
You're cool.
And then I get the bus stop and the doors open and I walked down the steps looking at the justice was served.
Sorry, young me.
I didn't do you proud.
And that's childhood.
You're bullied.
You're a bully.
You figure out where you stand in the whole scheme of things.
And you try to iron out the kinks.
So as we close the show, let's have a brief look at the globalists behind it all.
How long have we been going for?
I got confused by that pause.
Ooh, like an hour, ten, an hour, five.
Okay.
Well, let's zip through the globalists then.
So we're at the behest of the elites, clearly.
And our journalists, the media, are so incompetent that they are easy prey.
They're just publicists for whatever whims the elites come up with, like this fake war in Ukraine.
So let's go to the top of the elites and check in with Klaus Schwab, the overeducated engineer from Germany, who says this is only the beginning.
He'd like to pursue some scary prophecies from the Bible and implant us with the mark of the beast.
Now, I'm going to read these notes in case someone's just listening to the audio here at work.
Klaus Schwab wants the population chipped by 2026.
Today, at the end of this, can you make it huge and me small?
Sure.
Hoping I don't cover the closed captions.
Today, at the end of this, we are talking about chips that can be implanted.
By the way, they do this, and I think it's Sweden, for your Metro card.
You have a little chip in your hand, you just beep, beep, you swipe your hand to pay your, and of course, the state knows exactly where you are.
This is from 2016.
So when will that be?
Certainly in the next 10 years, he says.
You can just turn him down a bit so I can talk over him.
And at first, we will implant them in our clothes.
That sounds cool.
Sounds relatively safe, right?
Just clothes.
Take them off.
Take off your jacket if you don't want.
And then we could imagine that we will implant them in our brains.
In our skin.
Well, not my skin, your skin, says Klaus.
No, I'm adding that.
And in the end, maybe there will be a direct communication between our brain and the digital world.
That would be awesome if Klaus went, of course, I'm not speaking of my brain.
I'll be the one controlling the message.
I don't need the chip.
I'm already above the chip.
This is for the plebs.
What we see is a kind of fusion of the psychological, digital, and biological world.
Great.
I believe in the Bible it's called the Tower of Babel.
And God was not a fan.
Today at the end of this, we're talking about chips.
Oh, yeah.
Loop.
Yeah.
And then they show the chip.
The Swedish company has come up with a microchip that can be inserted onto the skin so that users can carry their covert pass portrait into their arms.
Look how proud he is.
Oh, he's the managing director of disruptive subdermals.
Isn't disruptive a bad thing?
Shouldn't it be eruptive?
Look, you see?
I actually had a threesome setup with a stripper and my girlfriend, and we had Coke, and we ran out of Coke very early on.
I only had like a little tiny bit left.
It took a lot of Coke to get her to come back to our place.
And then the second the Coke was gone, my girlfriend had her shirt off, so did the stripper.
Boom, the stripper was out the door.
Got a taxi, left.
And ever since that day, I thought, I should cut, well, I'm too old now, but I should cut a thing in my skin and put like a Coke bag that couldn't possibly leak under my skin.
So if I'm ever in a situation like that again, I could just take a knife and open the hole and remove the very thick plastic bag.
Emergency supplies.
You know what's a fun game to do with Coke heads?
When the Coke's all gone, they're like, fuck, dude.
It's two in the morning.
We're already out.
What about your bag?
And you go, oh.
And then you go, guys, I just remembered I bought an emergency bag for this very situation.
And they'll all go, oh, fuck.
Thank God.
And you go, it's a lot.
You ready for a giant pillowcase?
And they go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you go, oh, wait, I'm wrong.
Oh, my God.
They just wilt.
It's like shooting them in the chest.
It's the best feeling.
See, I'm as cool as those bad kids.
2.5, globalists are controlling the world narrative.
Prime Minister Trudeau, half of this cabinet, are actually young noble leaders of the world of Greenfield.
We penetrate the cabinets.
The change is not just happening.
The change can be shaped by us.
We have to prepare for a more angry world.
How to prepare?
Take the necessary action to create the failed world.
I see the need for a great reason.
Some people assume we are just going back to the good old world which we had, and everything will be normal again.
This is, uh, let's say, victory will not happen.
There is only one way this pandemic is going to go.
It's going to get worse and worse and worse.
The next crisis is already waiting for us around the com and it is a circle at crisis.
If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.
You know that if anyone says build back better, they're part of the cabal.
They're in that movie with what's his name?
And the sunglasses with Obey.
What's his name?
Rowdy Roddy Pike.
Yeah.
He's here to kick ass shoe bubblegum.
He's a lot of bubblegum.
Right.
If they say build back better, it's one of them.
What was with the one chick saying something about the new world order?
Was it the Ukrainian lady?
She literally said it.
But then Tim Poole said she means something else.
But I'm like, I don't know.
All right.
2-6, the last one.
I think a lot of these people are on speed.
Hitler was on speed.
Not that that makes them Nazis, but people drunk with power, they don't sleep a lot, and they do a lot of amphetamines, and they end up with sort of a speed freak psychosis.
And if you look at this chick in the bottom left here, that's his right-hand man.
What's her name again?
God, I forget her name.
She used to be a journalist.
I think she worked at Washington Post.
And now she's his little henchman.
And tell me that this globalist cunt isn't high on Adderall.
Canada and our allies will defend democracy.
We are taking these actions today to stand against authoritarianism.
The people of Ukraine, like all people, must be free to determine their own future.
We will continue working with our international partners to safeguard Ukraine's territorial integrity and prevent further Russian aggression.
Canada and our allies.
We're out of time.
Let's hit the mailbag.
Time, butcher.
Let me touch it.
I got confused there, and I thought I had to do the face for the final video.
So that's why I look like a crazy person.
Please don't clip that and show it to anyone.
I will look weird.
Uh-oh.
We really opened a Pandora's box when we showed that Ryan thinks the earth is 6,000 years old, and I think it's 4.5 billion years old.
Dudes, you must get some Bible scholars on the show.
It's too long to explain every detail in an email, but the Bible does, in fact, support the theory of the old earth.
Just to whet your appetite, the creation account in Genesis 1 says that God created vegetation on day 3 and humans on day 6.
But Genesis 2, 5, 8 says that when God man-man, made man, I guess you mean.
You can read your emails before you send them, guys.
No shrub had yet appeared on earth.
Is this a contradiction?
It might be if you believe every word of these accounts completely literally.
In the original Hebrew text, the words for things like water and plant have other meanings.
Often when Genesis 1 and 2 talk about water, they're speaking metaphorically about people who lived on earth before Adam.
The thing that most people don't know is that Adam was not the first being.
He was the first spiritual being.
There are obviously lots of different beliefs when it comes to biblical account of creation.
Blah, blah, blah.
I don't want to become the fucking creation network.
Yeah, the theory with the old earth is that it was just like a rotted shell of a place.
So he didn't actually create the earth.
I heard that's a relatively new thing.
Okay.
90 Day Fiancé's Jeffrey Patchel sentenced to 18 years in prison.
Oh my.
Which one was he now?
Please tell me.
Oh, I remember that weird dude.
I don't know how I'm going to move past this.
90 Day Fiancé star Jeffrey Patchel sentenced to 18 years in prison without the possibility of parole after being convicted of kidnapping and assaulting his ex-fiancé.
The next thing I remember, he was beating me.
The sentencing comes after a jury found the 44-year-old guilty of aggravated kidnapping, domestic assault, and interference with emergency calls in October.
According to the Knox County, Tennessee District Attorney's Office, Jeffrey physically assaulted his then-fiancé in June of 2019.
The DA says Jeffrey, quote, grabbed the victim by the neck and slammed her head against the wall several times.
She was also thrown to the ground and dragged.
At the time, the DA also reported that Jeffrey, quote, took the victim's cell phone and did not allow her to leave the residence.
Okay, that's pretty bad banging someone's head against the wall.
Although, it's happened to me many times.
And I hate to be really inappropriate with the devil's advocate thing, but doesn't 18 years sound a little rich?
Yeah.
I mean, say he's, what, 40 now?
He's going to be like 58.
I don't know.
Speaking of banging heads against the wall, that's what I'm doing, thinking about this poor guy who had his love in Ukraine.
Oh, I saw you mention that on.
Was that you who mentioned that on social media?
Say, whatever happened to David?
I think I retweeted it.
Yeah.
I think it was quarterback Garrett that inquired.
Yeah, that sounds right.
More Bible shit.
Fucking dragon art shit.
Uh-oh.
Someone wants to know about Sprinkles.
Let's give it a try.
For all you newcomers, the Sprinkles is, there's plenty of funny people, but just like I was saying at the beginning of the show, there's certain people where you just felt this Jesus energy about them.
There's certain comedians, very, very few, that have the magic sprinkles of true funniness on them.
So this guy, the subject for this one was Sprinkles.
I got it.
I'm putting in my password here.
Okay, and we have a liftoff.
I haven't logged into Google Drive on a mailbag yet.
And we changed the password not to estrogen.
First month on estrogen.
Cedric High Smith, Duke University.
Wow, that sucked, dude.
I don't understand it.
I can tell you that.
I think I might have a sprinkle.
I think you'd like it.
It was sent to me yesterday by Weckingball.
It's very quick.
Very funny.
Here it is.
Okay.
Joe.
Okay.
You crashed, but Ryan Reynolds is your passenger.
Oh, I saw that one, yeah.
Dude, I got fucking like 50 emails from Newsroom.
What is Newsroom?
Fuck off.
I see that.
Did we sign up to something while we were down there?
Not to my knowledge, but they're in my bad books now.
Hey, Newsroom, fuck you.
I get Biden emails and emails from getting that Ilhan Omar shirt or the AOC shirt.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
You guys just ruined your brand.
Like one, two, all at 957, 958, all the way to 10.03.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 emails in seven minutes.
This is some female intern who let her work pile up and she's like, oh, shit, I got to get rid of these.
And now she just lost a customer.
Louis Thoreau.
Gavin Ryga, I just want to say that not all of us Brits are like Louis Thoreau.
He's a typical BBC reporter.
Oh, of course I know that.
I'm friends with Tommy Robinson and I'm from Britain.
I'm familiar with the working class.
That documentary made Fuentes come across as likable and intelligent.
I do think Beertson looked a bit of a cock, though.
No, Beertson figured out immediately what this was about.
Within a minute, Louis Thoreau, Beardson was like this, later, later.
They turned that into a Z-Call.
I can't do it because you'll do it too.
And that was his first question.
And he realized, all right, if this is what's really going on, I don't have time for this shit.
And I loved it because Beardson lives way out in the middle of fucking nowhere.
So Louis Thoreau had to like fly down, get a hotel, blah, blah, blah.
Louis is snidey, crafty asshole.
Most Brits love America, so take no notice.
An offer from the FBI.
Not really, but I was wondering if you ever did get an offer to shut up And shop, shut up, shop, and never say another thing publicly.
How much would it take to permanently shut up and stop red pilling everyone?
Also, you have to publicly rescind everything you believe in.
No fucking way, not for a billion trillion dollars.
Because, well, for a number of reasons.
First of all, I'm fine with cash, but that's not why.
Even if I was broke, here's the problem.
Even if you're broke, right?
You get this mansion, indoor pool, swimming in the indoor pool.
This is beautiful.
What did you do?
You discovered the grapple grummit or something?
No, I sold my soul to the FBI.
Oh, I have to go have a shower.
And this is the most important one, of course.
You're a sellout.
Of course, you can't live with yourself, but that's your legacy to your children.
Hey, kids, stand up for what you believe in.
Be a man.
Have character.
Be a handshake guy.
Unless you get a big check.
You know, once you get older, money isn't this big thing.
Like, usually when I say, how much would you have to be paid to eat that piece of shit?
I kind of have to take my brain and put it into my 18-year-old head.
Because like right now, I'm just like, no, I wouldn't do that.
I don't want that.
What about a billion?
Ooh, a billion.
I could have a Maserati.
I could have my own.
Like, is that your lifestyle?
When you fly on a plane and coach, you're like, oh, God, I wish this was a big open area and I had like peanuts and M ⁇ Ms and I could move around more.
Is that really like a big thing for you?
Are you in your car going, ah, I wish this was a Maserati go from zero to 60 in eight seconds?
This takes forever to go to zero to 60.
You know, once you start making a decent amount of money, it's all the same.
Please help.
You did a hilarious Shanghai gay impression, which left my son in stitches on the Gavin McInnes show.
You must have replayed it 50 times for me.
He laughed so hard.
He's been negative.
I know what you said.
I know you speak Mandarin.
I speak almost zero Mandarin.
So the only things I know are, which is I'm a teacher.
And I know, which means I'm a vegetable, which is how they say I'm a vegetarian.
Zai Che is goodbye.
Dui Pa Chi is excuse me.
Sui Jiao is thirsty.
Buoya, nigga, is I don't want that.
Is in your face, person of color.
So it was one of those dumb things.
That was a waste of an email there, buddy.
Check this person out.
Just drop the needle anywhere.
Might be a green screen.
Please don't dox me.
That was from a guy named Chris Nerfler, who lives at 382 Pleasant Point, Minnesota Road.
Yeah, odd that he would put all that.
Pleasant Point, Minnesota Road in Arkansas.
Crutches and spice, my two favorite things.
Okay, this looks like it's going to be a total waste of fucking time, but let's see what we got.
Hey, y'all.
A story to tell you all.
And luckily, since everybody's on the same page right now, I can tell it.
So I recently told my director port and the CEO of my organization that I plan on stepping down from my position in April.
But that's not the story I really want to tell you right now.
And please, before y'all come from me, this is not to paint all bosses in the organization, I promise.
But I had a fairly unique situation.
So I've been doing social media work for about 10 years.
No such thing.
And my boss actually hired me from my Twitter account.
She saw me tweeting about disability and saw how hard it was for me to become employed as a disabled person and asked me to apply.
So I got the job, then I'm CEO, and now I quit because it's too hard.
Social media work.
I currently, at least, serve as the director of communications for Disability Rights Pennsylvania.
What she said on my first day of work will always stick with me.
When she hired me, she said, I don't want you to be here forever.
I see you are on to bigger and batter things, and I want to be a stepping stone.
Talking about clothes?
And so when I told her I was leaving, she told me she was grateful for my time and that she's happy for me.
God.
I have a story to tell you all.
Wait, that was the end of the story?
That's a great story.
Do you own the book rights to that story?
Mrs. Rye.
I got a free ride and I said, go fuck yourself after working, after putting up a few Instagram posts.
And now I'm back to sitting on my fat ass.
This is your reminder that if you are black, you either are somebody who has a disability or you know somebody in your family or related to somebody with a disability.
25% of black people in the United States have a disability.
And the number is probably like...
Are inflated because people want free money?
Yeah, I agree.
Higher because that is a self-reporting number.
You're right.
That is annoying.
I could sit there and punish myself for hours with that shit.
It's a strange tendency to have.
Okay, let's get to the final video.
A very special final video.
Let's make this final video a special final video in tribute to our man, Andrew Breitbart.
Take it away, Andrew.
All the people that have gone out there against the mainstream media and said, you're going to call us racist.
You're going to call us potential Timothy McVays.
Fuck you.
War.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
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