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Feb. 28, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S4E92 - LET THE DOGS YAP
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin Guinness!
Paid from the pack of a little grey player, get on the bar for that lazy hand.
Joe's to respect for the working class, working class, working class.
We are the working class, working class, working class.
We are the working class!
All right, you guys, that was Totally Haymaker from Prague Czechoslovakia.
Every time you hear about a place that you don't know well and you hear them pronounce it, it's always like a weird pronunciation.
You notice Czechoslovakia, and they're like, no, it's actually Czechoslovakia.
Skinhead Band, wonderful band.
They also have a great song called First to Die about how dudes are the first to go, especially the working class, the first to die in wars, the first to die of workplace injuries.
Men have it worse in every metric.
I'm on a real man kick after AFPAC, hanging out with the kids.
We'll get into that.
High IQ.
They were like alpha nerds, really.
Not the most T, but I hang out with boxers and cops, so my T is...
My T meter is a little off.
Of course, lefties see this and just assume they're Nazis, which is kind of the theme of the show today.
We'll be releasing a documentary of our time at AFPAC called The Face of Hate in America.
Kind of a chilly place to be bald.
If anyone knows communism, it's Czechoslovakia, formerly dominated by Joseph Stalin.
I met a Czech there once.
In fact, in my movie, I mean in the morning, my doctor, the neurologist, who wanted to make sure I didn't die if I was up for five days.
He was a Czech from Stalin's era.
And he said, he had told me, I never heard this before, but in Stalin's Russia, the Soviet Union, they'd keep you awake for three days before you went to trial, and you'd represent yourself.
And then in the courtroom, you'd be so fucking delirious, not only would you concede that you did it, but you would also recommend the death penalty.
Which is kind of the theme, too, of today's show, this sort of ethnomasochism.
So we'll get into AFPAC.
We'll get into Proud Boys, big controversy this weekend.
We'll talk about Ukraine.
And then Maddie's show is the other big thing in the news.
That was a major hit.
The only problem I have with it is the lighting.
But that's the biggest hit so far.
You know, when Maddie first started with us, there was a lot of people bitching and moaning.
There was some chiropractor from upstate New York who was furious, called him a scam artist.
And I've been doing this since the early 90s.
It's funny, the AFPAC kids kept coming up and going, dude, I've been listening to you since the old days.
And I go, oh, you used to go to anal Chinook shows in the late 80s?
No, no, my dad wasn't born then.
I meant like since 2018.
Oh, wow.
You're going way, way back.
But for them, it was a long time ago because they're 19.
So they're going back to when they were 12, going, I've been listening to you forever.
You red-pilled me.
That was one bummer about the show, the convention, is the fucking selfie.
It was crazy.
It was like a prank.
It's like I was in jackass and they were trying to selfie me to death.
Like 100% of the people I bumped into, hey man, oh man, big fan.
Can I get a picture?
This is how it went 100% of the time.
Hey, man, a big fan, big fan.
Would you mind if I got a picture?
Sure, yeah, let's do it.
So the quickest way to get this over with.
Hey, I've been listening to you forever.
You were like the first guy who got me into politics.
I'm a big fan.
I've been back since like when I was 12 in 2018.
Okay, all right.
And then I'd always go, what do you think of censored.tv?
And they'd go, what?
The bird which is the who?
Yeah.
You said you were a big fan.
So maybe you would be familiar with my network that I am at every day.
There's about seven I like your new sunglasses.
That's a good thing.
It was a few.
One guy was like, yeah, I don't know it.
And I go, oh, okay, you're not familiar with it?
You don't sign up to it?
Was it too expensive?
He goes, yeah, I don't have that much money.
I mean, what is it?
Like $10 a month?
Yeah, I don't have that kind of money.
I go, really?
Because this is not a cheap conference to attend.
And he goes, I'm fucking with you, man.
The bird, which is the bald eagle.
I never miss it.
So nice.
And there was some other guy who had a rented suit on with like embroidered, I don't know, almost lace-like patterns on his vest.
It looked like a tuxedo from some like Eastern European guy who didn't know what tuxedo was.
And the tie knot was not a knot.
It was like a piece of material that you would put around the bottom of your tie and slide up.
I guess it's for people who don't know how to do a tie.
And I go, what the?
And then it started sagging.
I go, what the fuck is your foreskin?
It was sagging mid-conversation.
No, when he came up to me, it already sagged down like to here.
And I go, what is that foreskin around your neck?
And he was genuinely hurt.
You know, I saw that guy.
I was walking out of the bathroom.
He was walking in.
He was like, I just had the worst experience with Gavin McInnes ever.
I was like, oh, I work for him.
What happened?
He's like, well, I told him his certain whole suit had like good drip.
And then he said, well, your tie looks like a foreskin.
And I was like, what the fuck?
He's like, I rented this.
And he's now explaining it.
I'm like, it's a joke.
It's a fucking joke.
And you thought renting it was good Somehow.
Like, blame it on the guy who made the suit that I rented.
Everyone was in a suit.
And we all know that I discovered I created Nick Fuentes, and the reason that he's well-justed and they're well-justed is because of me, which is great.
You know, the amazing thing about this conference was the left calls it a white nationalist conference.
Of course, they do.
But it really was the end of that accusation.
White nationalism means you want America to be all white, which is what Richard Spencer wants.
It's a very, very rare thing.
I've never really come across it outside of Spencer.
And with Spencer, I argued with him about it on my show.
I said, how does this work exactly?
Like, blacks go back to Africa?
Where do Peruvians go?
What about half Peruvians?
What about my kids?
Do they have to go anywhere?
They were here first.
Ho-chunks.
So it's retarded.
So that's not a thing.
Then white supremacy means my race is better than other races.
Well, by what metric?
Are they smarter?
Well, if you're into race and IQ, whites are number two.
It goes Asian black.
I mean, Asian white, black.
So they don't win on that front.
And people don't really talk about supreme.
I've noticed when you hear the left, like liberals, especially black liberals, talk about whites and who they see as white supremacists.
They go, yeah, nice supreme race.
Like that's the thing you've been saying the whole time.
So what was great about this conference was it was like, yeah, they're done.
We're done with that.
We're done with that accusation.
It's not true.
It doesn't apply to us, but we're done saying that that's not us.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
Now we're like, say whatever the fuck you want.
I don't give a shit about you.
And that's a real major change in American politics, both right and left.
To recognize that these liberals bitching about white supremacy are just yapping dogs.
Let the dogs yap, really was the sort of subtext of the conference.
Let me make that the title of the show.
Let the dogs yap.
Because that's what they did.
I was hoping for a white supremacist conference, and I was like, there's a black guy over there.
What's doing there?
A lot of black guys.
And I don't understand how the left just glazes over that.
They go, well, they're good for optics.
Yeah, okay.
If you accuse someone of being gay and they've never fucked a dude and all they do is fuck chicks, you could say him fucking chicks is good for his straight optics, or you could be wrong.
Did that ever occur to anyone?
But it was like white people suck.
And Nick sort of goes, no, they don't.
Actually, I like them a lot.
They're really cool.
And even me at that conference was, there's some lines that I sort of went, oh, like he goes, yeah, there's got great interns here.
A lot of that young white male energy.
I don't know why I'm, that's my Nick Fuentes, by the way.
It's like Dana Carvey's George Bush.
But then you think, if we were in Japan and you're in an audience, it's mostly Japanese, but there's plenty of expats and non-Japanese people there.
And the guy in the podium was saying, hey, we are in Japan.
Love this country.
Japanese people did a great job.
I love me a Japanese guy.
And he meant like an ethnically Japanese person.
And everyone clapped, that wouldn't be remotely unusual.
But in America, it's been unusual for about 40 years, especially the past 10 years, especially the past five years.
So this was a conference where everyone just said, yeah, we're done with that.
You can say it.
I don't give a shit.
It's not true, and I don't care anymore.
So CPAC has been around for 30 years, and it's slowly been accruing more and more members by constantly apologizing and saying, we're not racist, we're not racist, and firing everyone and getting rid of everyone who might be called that, tripping over themselves to ASLC the left.
And two years ago, we were at CPAC.
You know, I was accosting Jared Holt and Zachary Pelletrino, whatever his name is, and Will Summer and all these fucking nerds.
And they all got press passes.
I couldn't get one.
Nick Fuentes, of course, wasn't even allowed in.
Anyone who was there who was deemed a white supremacist wasn't allowed in.
They had to use an alias.
But Antifa was there.
Jason Charter was there.
This strange, ugly little crippled man with hemophiliac eyes who can't walk correctly.
He's there picking fights, which Jared Holt posited that it might be some sort of masochism where he wants someone to kick his ass as some sort of deranged, dying cripple.
He wants the abuse.
So he's talking shit to me saying, hey, did you like doing your Coke last night?
Because I guess he didn't get my joke that I was pretending to do Coke off the podium at the Infowars rally because he's retarded.
And then he was getting aggressive and I sort of got up close to him and I, just with my body language and my chest pushing him backwards, I said, if you want to do something, we can do this.
We can do it outside.
We can do it here.
I don't fucking care.
I'll happily kick the shit out of you.
Immediately, this Antifa warrior runs, ducks away from me, ducks under my arms, and runs to security.
Now, because we live in Pussytown on the right, they immediately banned me due to the accusation.
Like, no evidence or anything.
And we're banned.
So, long story short, CPAC, constantly apologizing, embracing the left, embracing Antifa, and eschewing anyone on the right who's fun.
Info Wars was kicked out too that year.
It took them 30 years to accrue 1,000 attendees.
AFPAC, despite demonetization, Nick on a no-fly list, all of these attacks, all of these lies, all this propaganda, and it's not just like mean rumors.
This is banks shutting you down, Airbnb, hotels.
Despite all of that, they had the same number of people, 1,000 people.
We were there at the first one.
It was probably about 60.
I wasn't at the second one.
It was a couple hundred.
And now we're at 1,000.
Pretty impressive.
And the food was really good.
I was like, this is the best salad I've ever had.
It was a good salad.
Although the priest was mad at us salad eaters because he hadn't said grace yet.
Whoops.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, I say too much.
We'll get into That.
But before we even start the show, I have to do a green screen.
It's the light, fun part of the show.
Everything else seems pretty darn heavy.
And like the New York Post, you know, it's clear the meat is going to be heavy shit.
But they like to stay.
Oh, that's actually pretty heavy shit.
It's a bad example.
They dove right into it.
There we go.
You know, Kate Hudson.
It's got some Balanciaga slides on.
So let's get to the Kate Hudson part of the show.
That's my motorcycle.
It's right here.
This is kind of an ancient Chinese secret by now, but we would be remiss if we didn't cover it.
The hot chick from 90210.
Her name is Ashley McCord.
No, Anne Lynn McCord, I believe.
She's a 10.
I mean, I'm not blind, but she's not my type at all.
She's the least attractive 10 I've ever seen, and it's mostly because she's ugly on the inside.
She was on the show 90210.
She was allegedly raped, although she often calls it sexually, it started as sexual assault.
Now it's rape at the age of 18 and has used that as sort of her entire persona.
So now she does talks at Oxford, and she's a poet, and she's done a couple of poems here that are as cringe as Gal Godot's imagine.
And we've got two of them here.
This first one is about what she would do if she was Putin's mommy.
Okay.
Officer Derek.
Oh, no, this is a different one.
Sorry.
So this is if she was some sort of major political.
Who knows in today's political climate?
Maybe she will become some sort of congressperson.
Maybe she'll be the next one on the squad.
Although, you got to be kind of ugly to be popular with women.
They tend to resent chicks who look like this.
You got to look like Ilhan Omar, AOC.
You got to be like a powerful six.
AOC is a six.
The others are fives.
This is a ten, but she's a cunt.
I would have brought a press conference and I would have sat down across from him and I would have said, I'm so sorry,
officer, that we failed you in your education.
Okay, just stop community.
So her whole thing in both of these videos is a new take, a new spin.
So Derek Chauvin, it's an absolute fact in her mind, in the left's mind, that he's an evil, violent racist who has pent up frustration.
Someone hurt him.
The society failed him.
And now he's a monster who murders Negroes for sport.
And thank God he's in jail.
That's the premise here.
And now her spin is, it's my fault as a society because she's a politician.
In your family, in the way we've mismanaged policing for decades.
Because if the system had gotten it right, maybe you wouldn't have gotten it so wrong.
Whoa!
So please tell us.
Tell us where it all went wrong.
Because we need to think.
You know what hot chicks are?
They're you and me.
If we never read a book, had nothing but yes our entire lives, invited to every party, no bummer zones ever, never missing a Valentine's in kindergarten, never not high-fived, always popular.
If you got what you want, like Ricky Schroeder and Silver Spoons, if you were rich from birth, richie rich, and had it all, you would be this dumb.
So I know I always talk about nature over nurture, but this is sort of a life of no nurture, or I should say nothing but nurturing.
Like we would be this vapid if everyone told us that we were intense our whole lives.
It's kind of scary to see how irritating I would be if I had had nothing but my ass licked my entire life.
That really, it almost lowers your IQ.
Maybe our IQ points are sort of lined around our anal lips and they slowly seep in like radioactive isotopes in Giuliani's prostate.
But if you get your ass licked too much, you lick off that IQ radiation and you end up with someone who thinks this is a mind-blowing take.
What's even scarier, can you imagine the person, and there must exist, I don't know, there might be a thousand of them in America, who watched this and went, holy fucking shit.
That was a wake-up call.
Wow.
She's going to be president one day.
For sure.
I imagine a hideous fat girl believing that who sort of worships her.
I mean, that's all there could be, right?
It can't be males.
Go ahead.
It's this.
And you don't fix something by treating the sentence.
You fix it by going to root of the problem.
You fix it by cutting off the head of the snake.
Right?
So where did we go wrong, Officer Derek?
Where you grew up in a world, in a society, in a family, in a community, where you thought that keeping your knee on the neck of another human person beyond a period of time where they could possibly survive.
And I don't care what the autopsy says.
Oh.
What was seen on that video by all of these people around the world?
I would ask him, I would look him in the eyes.
Okay, so stop.
So the autopsy is irrelevant now.
She doesn't care about the fentanyl.
I wonder if she cares about him sticking that gun into that pregnant woman's belly and pistol whipping her.
Is that okay?
And you know what's ironic?
She should be sitting down with this premise and saying, I feel bad.
I feel like we've let you down in many ways, Mr. Floyd.
Your lack of fatherhood was brought on by us, by welfare.
We set you free as a ward of the state from a very young age because we incentivized your mother to dump your father.
You followed in those footsteps, fathering fatherless children all over the country.
Many children don't even know that they're your kid.
That's our bad as far as welfare goes.
I mean, you fucked up too, really badly.
We also, Mr. Floyd, failed you with policing in the justice system.
We kept releasing you again and again and not properly punishing you for your seemingly infinite crimes.
Eventually, one of your run-ins with the police as you indulged in this revolving door of a justice system involved you ODing on fentanyl as an officer had his knee kind of near your neck,
but not really on your neck, more of kind of on your shoulder blade.
And you passed, as was your want and your inevitable fate.
And I'm sorry for that, George.
I apologize.
Well, I love the pause.
What was seen on that video by all of these people around the world?
I would ask him, I would look him in the eyes as the president of the United States of America to a gentleman who said he signed up to protect and serve members of the United States of America.
And I would ask him, where did we go so wrong that you could put your knee on the neck of one of your fellow citizens and not take it off?
She thinks being hot gives her words this extra oomph.
It obviously gives her words much less oomph.
If this was Tarana Burke, I might be listening 1% more intently.
How did you get so desensitized?
How did we get it so wrong?
Yeah, how did you get it so wrong?
And then I'd ask the United States of America.
Hey, United States of America.
Wait, it cuts off there?
Yep.
Okay, we know where it's going.
Let's jump to the other one.
This one is much more ornate, much more floral language here.
She's bringing in Old English.
I guess they didn't say against in the old days.
They said against and a world unfurled.
So this one is much more intricately written.
And still, you'd think like Gal Godot is never, ever doing anything like Imagine ever again.
Lesson learned.
That was embarrassing.
I have a very strange view of myself.
I thought I was profound.
But here she is, just keep on rocking in the free world with their anti-Putin disclaimer.
Dear President Vladimir Putin.
Look how stupid that sweater is.
So sorry, cold, so I need a turtleneck, but my arms are hot.
Your face is hot, and your brain is not.
That's a rhyming little Rome.
If I was your mother, you would have been so loved.
Held in the arms of joyous light.
Never would the story's plight the world unfurled before our eyes, a pure demise of nations sitting peaceful under a night sky.
If I was your mother.
Oh, you know that thing they do with the Slampoche where they da da da da da.
And then the new sentence, if, starts at the end of the old sentence.
So we got a lot of that.
World unfurled is unacceptable.
That's the worst thing I ever heard.
And it's up there with rules and schools.
And go back a little bit.
Before our eyes, a pure demise of nations.
The closed captions are way off.
And I looked this chick up.
She's a serial relationship fuck up who keeps getting fucked by that dude who I think he was a beast in X-Men or something.
He was the big muscular guy from Prison Break.
He's just a meathead, tough guy.
And he obviously has a penis that likes that.
But after a while, you know the old saying, someone somewhere is sick of her shit.
So he keeps getting bored of shit like this and dumping her.
The big picture here is that she's not a mother.
She's never loved a child.
She's childless, alone, bored enough to make these stupid videos.
She goes around the world talking about helping the children and how important it is to love the children.
Okay, why don't you make your own, you dumb cunt?
If you're so good at mothering, why don't you give it a whirl?
But no, once again, the ones telling us about families and love and children and how important it is to be loved by a mother can't put the money where their mouth is.
She's a complete fucking fraud.
Loved, held in the arms of joyous light.
Never would this story's plight the world unfurled before our eyes, a pure demise of nations sitting peaceful under a night sky.
If I was your mother, the world would have been warm.
So much laughter and joy, and nothing would harm.
I can't imagine the stain, the soul-stealing pain that the little boy you must have seen and believed.
And the formulation of thought.
This is...
Stop.
Stop.
Pause.
This would be effective.
Not effective, but she might have a point if this was some violent meathead who grew up in the slums and was like the Hulk and he kept Losing his temper and punching through walls.
You might have a point where you're like, if I was your mother, I would have loved you.
And he probably didn't get a lot of love, this tough asshole who keeps starting fights in bars and wrecking shit, right?
That's not Putin, my dear.
You don't seem to have a global perspective here.
The man is beyond demonic.
The lifestyle that has allowed Putin to accrue a net worth of $70 billion, the guy was the major player at the KGB.
Do you know how many fucking assassinations he's been behind?
This is like a Spartan.
This is a human wolf.
He would have no problem slitting a baby's throat.
The crimes, if you could go back, I would love this to happen actually, and have Putin's life flash before your eyes, you would literally shit yourself.
You would have explosive diarrhea into your Lululemons right now.
The horrors that this man has been.
This is the leader of one of the worst countries in the world.
The most dangerous, soulless, cruel countries in the world.
They won World War II by using humans as fodder.
They had a front line that stretched from New York City to Miami, and it was all men with maybe, I don't know, 20% had guns.
Maybe a third of them had no shoes.
They didn't have equipment.
They didn't have uniforms.
And they just marched as the Nazis went.
The Nazis went insane from killing them all as the bodies piled up and piled up.
It was like being attacked by ants.
Eventually, they overrun you and eat you alive.
That's how Russia won.
And it's gotten worse since then.
To rule that land, that makes El Chapo look like a pussy.
MS-13, this is literally the biggest country in the world.
Do you know who you're up against here?
This is not a matter of didn't get enough hugs.
He is, what do you call those kids that are femoral?
No, that's a type of artery.
He's a feral.
He was raised by wolves.
He's a feral child.
He's a fucking monster.
Hugs?
Fuck.
No one in Russia got any hugs.
Thought quickly taught that you lived in a cruel, unjust world.
Is this why you now decide no one will get the best of you?
Is this why you do not hide nor away shy from taking back the world?
Was it because so early in life, all that strife racked your little body with fear?
If I was your mother, if the world was called I'd have died to protect you from the unjust, the violence, the terror, the uncertainty.
I would have died to give you.
Yeah, you would have died all right.
You would have died like everyone else around him.
You would have had your throat slit for being disrespectful.
Scarface, all of these monsters, Jack the Ripper, they cannot hold a candle to Putin.
You don't know what crime and corruption is like in that country.
He could eat a baby.
No one would care.
They'd go, oh, fuck, he must have been hungry.
The torture of unwritten youth would not within your heart imbue a scripting to such fealty against that world that you thought was so.
Fealty against that world.
Wait, go back.
I don't even understand her fucking perhaps.
No, go back to the previous thing.
Putin.
Oh, dear Mr. Putin, got it.
If only been your mother, got it.
Perhaps the torture of youth.
Unwrit youth.
Okay, so he didn't enjoy his youth.
It was not written.
I guess she's implying he was immediately thrust into the political sphere.
I don't know if that's true.
I don't know much about his early childhood.
I know his adulthood is rife with corruption and death and murder and suffering and unimaginable terror.
But I'm up.
I'm caught up somewhere.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Would not within your heart imbue a scripture.
Would not within your heart.
So ascription is to ascribe, right?
So it just means your heart imbue attention.
So it wouldn't give your heart attention to such, wouldn't make you love such fealty.
It wouldn't make you love.
So fealty is loyalty to like the monarchy or something.
It wouldn't let you love fealty against that world.
So now you're a loyal follower against a world, okay, that seemed.
A world that you thought was so cruel.
Okay, so his heart has fealty to the idea that the world is cruel.
This is like what my dad said a long time ago.
He goes, fucking, I don't like poetry.
It's like, that is a thing, right?
And poetry goes, do, do, do, do, do, this huge long winding S pattern to eventually get to that thing.
If I loved you, see you, Putin, if I loved you, you wouldn't think the world was cruel.
You'd love the world.
Got it.
Not your heart would gather such a scription to the fealty against the world you see as so cruel.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Why did you just barf alphabet soup all over my ears and eyes?
Perhaps you would hold dear human life and on this night instead of.
No one in Russia holds dear human life.
You know what they do in Russia when they kill your family?
They go, oh fuck, my family's dead.
This is a nation where because of their culture of clandestine activities and lies and spying, you don't know if your own kid's going to rout you out.
You can't trust anyone.
It's a nation of fear.
No, no, Kevin, it's not communist anymore.
No, it's free.
Yeah.
I'm sure it's totally free.
Let's all just go to church in Russia and make fun of Putin and see how great things work out for us.
You would call me and I would set your mind quite free with the love that only a mother.
Why is she bragging about how powerful her motherly love is when she's never tried it?
If you were my boyfriend, I would suck your dick like it was the last popsicle on earth.
I would ream you in The butt cheeks until your legs quivered.
I mean, I'm not gay, I've never tried it, but I would imagine I would be this incredible gay lover.
I would knit you short shorts out of leather strands.
We would do meth and dance to erasure and yaz and depeche mode until we were drenched with sweat.
I'd imagine I've never been to a gay circuit party, but I assume that's what they do.
And you never would have hurt anyone because we'd be gay pals.
This isn't your area of expertise, you silly cow.
When holds, she doesn't harm at bay.
When holds, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What is she, Yoda?
Everything is reversed.
When holds, she doesn't harm at bay.
What?
Imagine you're a teacher and you have to mark this.
I would run out of red ink.
People would think I menstruated on her homework assignment.
Harm at bay and leaves her boy for the promise of a man.
Whatever your story, Mr. President Putin, I can't imagine how it feels in your heart, but I know if I was your mother, I don't have hearts.
That would be a start towards the awareness of what a powerful being of light you could be if your mind was only free from the violence you've seen when you were just two or three.
I cannot believe I was born too late in a different place when I would have loved you so.
That's not how being someone's mother works.
You don't have to be born at a certain time in a different place to be his mother.
Why don't you get in a time machine and see if that pans out for you?
Hi, okay, I'm here in 1950.
Ready to get fucked.
I'm ready to be Putin's mommy.
That's what we should all do, is go back in time to when Hitler was a baby and not kill him, as is the common trope for time travel, but hold him close.
Kiss him and smooch him and make him happy.
And if he's gay, so be it.
Loved you so.
Watched you play wherever you go.
You never watched anyone play.
You're not a mom.
You're not an expert.
You're a hot chick and you're an actress.
And the problem with that particular demographic is they are so used to saying profound things that are written by ugly people that they start thinking they're as smart and as interesting as an ugly person who has to be that smart and interesting or as you've learned through evolution,
they would have been killed with a rock.
So they talk like they are as smart as an ugly person and they're not.
They're useless, feckless, ranting babes.
Now, Putin, on the other hand, he comes from the opposite world where it was murder everything that moves or die yourself.
He's a Spartan.
And those guys are not low on love.
They're low on humanity.
So either fucking kill Putin or get the fuck out of the way because he's a monster.
Oh, let's discuss this article back at the desk.
So what's her response to all this?
She's doubling down.
Right?
The article you just pulled up?
She's defending her viral Putin poem, Putin.
This is where I go for all my news, by the way.
BuzzFeed News.
It's America's most reliable news source.
And of course, best place to see kitten videos.
Imagine working at BuzzFeed News and thinking you work at a news agency.
Hi, I'm a reporter for BuzzFeed News.
Hi, I work at the Huffington Post.
I'll be covering this story for HuffPo International.
Even the Washington Post is embarrassing at this point.
CNN.
CNN used to be like, oh shit, he probably wears a bulletproof vest and stuff.
He's at CNN.
Now it's indistinguishable from BuzzFeed.
It's the same kind of status.
If you met someone that said, I work at CNN, it might as well be Teen Vogue.
They're all the same.
Which is why CNN is being completely rebooted, as they did with Newsweek.
And you'll start seeing this with the others, too, because as we learned from this AFPAC conference, woke is dead.
That was actually CPAC's big thing, too.
Awake, not woke, was their motto.
Last year it was all about socialism.
And AFPAC was not about race, by the way.
It was about America.
Anyway, what's she say about it?
We got all that.
Scroll down.
I know how I could easily have moved in the direction of becoming a dictator myself, blah, blah, blah.
If certain circumstances...
Wait, so she's taken it seriously like we saw it and thought it was good?
Like, no apology?
No, like, yeah, I was drunk.
I don't know what the fuck happened with that.
I'm crazy.
I'm a crazy bitch.
Scroll down.
Authorized missiles.
Okay, so we got the whole poem.
Yes, thank you.
She changed the word against to against.
Keep going.
So I want to see her say, yeah, I know it was corny, but fuck you.
It's on her Wikipedia page now.
It's permanent.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did, did, did, do, do.
She told BuzzFeed's Nude that she was moved to share the poem after waking up in anguish over the children of the war.
If you love kids so much, why didn't you fuck that big galute?
Go off your fucking birth control that week.
Keep going down.
She feels terrible for the children.
Like, she's still not even self-aware as the entire country's laughing their heads off.
I was reluctant to do this piece because it's been covered so thoroughly with 0% going, touche.
If I was your son, son beats mother to death, tells neighbor he had to put her down.
Crip daddy nails it.
All right, let's jump to AFPAC.
I'll just tell you the story of the whole weekend.
So Ryan and I go down.
We're at the airport.
This is one of the most consequential moments Of the entire trip.
Oh, there's the sheriff.
What's his name?
Arpiro?
That's the guy who made them stay outside in 120-degree heat and wear pink underwear because they hate pink.
He was there.
He's 90.
And I think the youngsters heard him rattling on and they cut his speech short because they were all supposed to be 20 minutes and they were like an hour and a half.
But I don't think they get that, like, this is Mike Tyson.
If you were at a boxing convention and Tyson was on the stage, you'd let him talk for two days.
But the youngsters don't really know what they're dealing with with that.
Anyways, I'll get to all of these guys individually.
So we're at the airport.
It's a small local airport.
We're not at JFK or LaGuardia.
And I see this black guy walk by this Indian dude.
He's doing the clear thing, which I highly recommend.
We would have missed our flight on the way back if we didn't have clear.
Clear, TSA pre-check.
Take the time, sign up for them.
They're worth it.
And he's got the clear booth.
I'm like, I already got clear.
Don't worry about it.
And this black guy walks by and he goes, and the Indian goes, sir, my friend, my friend.
And he goes, he turns around.
And he's got a fucking Staples notebook, spiral notebook, this big, worthless.
They're probably two bucks at Staples.
And a fluorescent pen, a marker.
Not even a pen, just a marker.
He stole those off the guy's desk at the airport.
Now, I get it if you're a shoplifter and you're a teenager and you want to steal a Mars bar.
I did that when I was like 13.
This guy's 40, fat guy, black guy.
He's not dressed in rags.
He's at an airport.
He's got a backpack.
He looks relatively middle class.
He just stole it.
Now, a racist would say this was because of some sort of compulsion.
I'm not racist, so I don't know.
What are you doing?
And then he goes, yeah, yeah.
And there's a cop there.
So then this black female cop comes over.
She's holding her bulletproof vest, you know, the way they do.
She's just standing there because it's her job.
He's saying, this gentleman, he took my notepad.
What are you doing?
He's calling it a diary because his English isn't great.
You took my diary.
And she's not even looking at either of them.
It's like an SNL sketch.
Indian here, black guy here, she's looking this way.
Like just, I'm going to attend this description because that's my job.
But it's going in one ear and then falling out the same ear.
Not even going through the holes.
And he says, the black guy goes, yeah, I took your diary.
And then I think eventually she turns around.
She goes, why?
And he goes, because I need a diary.
They're out of diaries.
What?
Diaries are no longer being produced?
Notepads are done?
No, there's quite a few of them around.
I think you'll be good.
He's saying it sarcastically like he did do it too.
He's like, yeah, I took the diary because I needed a diary.
Well, he knows that, just like her, that none of this exists.
So he's just saying dumb shit.
And then I went up to the Indian guy.
I go, he took your diary?
What was that about?
I don't know.
He took it away.
He said, do you want to have the sanitations?
And he means the sterilized, the hand sanitation.
Do you want the sanitation?
And then I say, no problem.
And he's using it.
And then as I turn around, he's already left and he's walking away with my book.
Anyway, we get on the flight.
We get down there.
We go straight to the reception, which is a sea of 20 early, let's say everyone there seemed to be exactly 20 years old.
They're all wearing suits.
They're all high IQ.
They're all middle class, upper middle class.
They're all fun.
They're not tough guys.
And I'm more of a proud boys guy.
More blue collar.
Great guys.
And as I told you, it was the selfies.
You know what was really strange, though?
I was with Jesse Lee Peterson.
I bumped into him at the hotel and we walked together.
So just like CPAC and any other conference, there's the signing in.
So there's a massive lineup of a thousand people, right?
And they're all in groups of three or so.
And I'm walking behind Jesse.
As we're walking, everyone's bored and curious and they're looking around.
And dude, we had to keep kind of a fast pace so as not to have to stop for selfies.
So we're walking a brisk pace.
As Jesse's walking, it's like the Messiah.
It was amazing.
They were not bait us.
And they all start cheering.
It was like a wave, but cheering.
Louder and louder and louder.
And Jesse's like, thank you, thank you.
As we walk up to the front and get sort of whisked through security.
It was for you, too.
It was very loud.
And there's a lot of people like, that's where the I like your sunglasses came out and stuff like that.
It was for both of you.
That was a.
Right.
But Jesse was at the front.
Is he here today, by the way?
Yeah, I think he is.
I think he's on the line.
Okay.
Probably should have brought him out a little sooner.
But my point is, like, this is a white nationalist conference, according to the left, that ferociously cheers on a black man.
So for you to maintain that logic, Jesse has to be so stupid that he hates black people and he wants to kill himself and he's ashamed of his race and he likes whites.
And when these whites start rounding everyone up to put them on boats, he's either doing this so we'll kill him last or he'll happily go on the boat because he wants them to go back to Africa with him.
None of it makes any sense.
Look at these racists.
Thank you.
And that was an amazing turnout.
And you know what was fun about your speech is everyone would say every time you said something that people in the audience would go, amazing.
That's right.
Yeah, I think, Gavin, that you could really use a catchphrase or something like that.
Because think about it, like, amazing.
Like three syllable.
It's got musicality to it.
So when people walk by, or I walk by, amazing.
It's quick.
Bam.
You need something like that.
What about keep fighting?
Sure, but you got to add like a little tone to it.
Like, keep fighting.
Keep fighting.
No, it's not me.
Keep fighting.
Keep on fighting.
Keep fighting, man.
Keep fighting.
Keep fighting.
Yeah, you got to have that like, keep fighting.
That's not me, though.
Yeah, I see.
That's you.
I'm like a date, date, date.
Right.
Keep fighting.
Keep fighting.
Keep fighting.
I'm going to try it.
Sure.
I should have brought a bunch of censored.tv cards because all these alleged fans are not signing up.
One thing, no offense, Jesse.
I loved your speech, but it seemed to be directed more to black men than and you personally than, say, anyone in the audience.
Your speech was about how we need to forgive our fathers for abandoning us and not resent our mothers for distracting us and never talking about our fathers.
Yeah, you have to forgive your mother because you try to keep you away from your father.
But my parents are still together.
And as far as respecting my dad, me, my brother, my mom, and my dad talk shit about my dad.
And me, my brother, my mom, and my dad all talk shit about me.
Well, it's a different culture, I think.
That's amazing, but you still got to forgive your mother for something.
Maybe she stepped on the shoe.
Shitty Christmas presents, for the most part.
Forgive her.
Okay.
You forgive you, mom, if you're watching Forgetting Me, Oscar Goldman, instead of the Bionic Man.
Yeah, that's a big one.
That was a biggie.
I remember we didn't have an Oscar Loldman either.
I had to make one out of popsicle pens.
So we would get, you know, ice cream plops.
We didn't have them.
What's an ice cream plop?
Oh, they're delicious.
So you go out there, you got a little ice cream plop, and you got the little joke on there, and it's on slick, and you put them, you get a rubber band.
And you don't know it's Oscar Gomez, so you got to write it with a pen.
Amazing.
Hmm.
Yeah, that was the best part about it, too, was like you go to CPAC, and it's tedious, and it's clapping, and it's like, we hate communism, and we don't believe in more than two genders.
Yeah, yeah, doi.
But these guys were all yelling, and it was almost like black church.
Like, those people are going to hell.
Let them burn in hell.
Yeah.
Flames.
Like, yelling.
I spent half the conference trying to think of a funny thing I can yell.
It was like Rocky Horror Picture Show minus the toast and the rice.
That's the best way I could sum it up.
Laughing, constant laughing, having fun.
Yeah.
It went from, it started at 5.30.
So the cheering I told you about, there's two different cheerings, by the way.
That was the cheering when he got on the stage.
The cheering I was talking about was outside by the lineup.
He was cheered everywhere he went.
But and don't think I forgot what I was talking about.
I hate when people think.
We became Diamond and Silk during that time.
Yeah, we were Diamond and Silk for a while.
The cheering on the inside, but it was just so...
Oh, yeah.
It started at 5.30.
It ended at 2, 3 a.m.
Yeah.
Everyone was hanging out in the lobby.
Like, the security from the hotel went to bed.
All the interviews we did for The Face of Hate in America, which is our new documentary coming out today or tomorrow, was done in the lobby at 2 to 3, which I went up to Michelle Malkin and I'm like, hi, mommy.
They all call her mommy.
I go, hi, mommy.
And she goes, hi, uncle.
And I said, are you dying?
And she goes, I haven't been up this late since the 80s.
Like, I'm ready to pass out.
But they were rocking and rolling.
In fact, it sort of went up.
Yeah.
Don't Photoshop that.
It sort of went up.
I'm noticing there was a difference because the first aspect was with like, you know, they were young kids, right?
20-something years old.
Not a lot of testosterone, like you said.
But in this one, they yelling loud.
So every time somebody says something like, yeah, lock her up or something.
And then you look around, they shit like a young kid.
But a lot of these kids, they started lifting weights and stuff.
So I think the testosterone is starting to build up.
Pretty proud of them, boys.
Yeah, we went to one of their after parties.
They rented this crazy house with a movie theater in the living room.
Like a movie theater upstairs, but a movie theater side screen in the living room and a bowling alley.
And they're all wearing Hawaiian shirts and partying and also having seminars upstairs about taxes and shit in the movie theater room, how to save money and we should all move to this place and this is how you do this.
Amazing.
It was great seeing men, young men be unashamed of themselves.
And there was black guys there, galore.
This was not white pride.
This was like anti-shame.
It was an anti-shame rally, really, of any kind.
Funniest thing Jesse Lee Peterson did, too, was like, he was talking about there should be a white history month.
So he's like, July, White History Month.
And people were like, White Boy's summer.
Yeah.
And he was like, they got a month for everything.
They got a month for flower month, women month, black month.
And so July is white, but they got a Japanese month.
Oh.
He starts doing shit like that.
Dude, he is funny.
Holy shit.
He's just so unflappable, too.
Like, you could start shooting.
Even said, like, when you're talking to your mama, and even if she dies, you know, you just say, oh, mama just died.
And then you look for the will and everything.
It's probably in the drawer next to the cutlery.
What the fuck?
But the other speeches there was, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Milo got Marjorie Taylor Green to come by.
This is more proof.
See, the left takes that as validation.
Like, look, the mainstream is embracing white nationalism.
No, your lie is so dead.
It's just ashes.
And people are walking over the ashes and saying, hi, I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Her speech was fucking good.
Vincent, what's his name?
Vince James.
He was reading.
I hate that.
Don't read.
Am I reading?
Have I read this fucking episode?
No, just be you.
You can stumble over your words.
You can not think of something.
You can regret you didn't cover something.
He also talked for like an hour and a half, and he covered everything but climate change.
Everything.
And then there was Stuart.
Stu Peters, I believe, right?
Stu Peters?
Is that his name?
He came up.
He just kept talking about balls and he's calling CPAC Fudge PAC one too many times.
It seemed kind of gay, actually.
And then he sat on Marjorie Taylor Green and talked about how I'm not scared to call anyone out.
And then he said, I don't know what she's done wrong.
She's not brave enough.
Pretty brave to show up at this thing.
And Paul Gossar, Steve King, they were brave enough too.
And then he goes, Yeah, thanks a lot, Marge.
And you're like, dude, plenty of targets.
Plenty of targets.
I'm sure Marjorie Taylor Green's imperfect.
And you know me, I don't even fucking flick right.
Steven Crowder, Ben Shapiro, never said a bad word about them.
I don't punch right.
After the revolution, when we get this country back, we can start being caddy and cannibalizing each other.
But right now, it's sort of like when I was a kid in high school and there was only a few weirdos.
So it would be like you, a Maud, a punk, a skinhead, a maul goth, and a rockabilly.
We were all together as one posse.
Must have looked like the village people.
And of course, once we expanded, like in Britain, the rockabillies would fight the punks all the time, beat the shit out of Johnny Rotten.
They attacked Peter and the Test Two Babies for the song Elvis is Dead.
We couldn't afford that in Canada.
And we can't afford it here on the right.
So that was Friday.
Saturday, we drank in a bar all day.
And do you think Nick had to clean that up a little bit, that Stu Peters thing?
Oh, yeah.
And he also wanted to know about Vernon Jones and how he's a pedophile, a rapist, a gay rapist.
And you're like, aren't all gays?
He's got the rape whistle.
And he was like, put him in the electric chair.
I literally said that thinking it was going to be hyperbolic and he wouldn't say it.
And then the next line, he says, put him in the electric chair.
Well, yeah, just like the Rock Hero Picture show, we were yelling and try to come up with funnier stuff.
That's a bad analogy because all their stuff is pre-written.
But it was almost like a raucous roast, like a bachelor party toast is what it was like.
So everyone had the mic in a sense.
So we were trying to come up with funny stuff and then he's saying, kill them all.
And then Ryan goes like, fry him in the electric chair.
And then he does say that.
Maybe he heard you.
Maybe.
So we got all the speakers there?
No, there's still a couple more.
A few boring things where politicians sent in video messages, which is just like a campaign.
Have the program here.
Okay.
A little crumpled.
You're a little blurry.
Hey, Paul Gosar.
Yep.
Vincent James, Jesley Peterson, Stu Peters, got them.
Nick Fiento.
Oh, yeah, there was a Mexican kid there.
Nikki Fuentes.
Yeah, Nick.
Is it Nick or was it?
And he was...
He had been Nick Fuentes.
Got it, Fuentes.
And he was this little Mexican man who had been doing dishes in the back.
He's great at dishes because he's got these long alien fingers.
And he can do like five dishes at once with his little tentacles.
I like how you brought that up to him, too.
You guys are taking a picture or taking a selfie.
He was like, with your long fingers, you could probably just reach around and press the button, have it front-facing, couldn't you?
He's like, you know.
And Andrew Torba, CEO of Gab.
Wendy Rogers, she skyped in.
Oh, yeah, this is boring.
People can look it up.
We'll just hear a list.
I just want to make sure we're not missing anything.
Then on Saturday, we met my old buddy Yanni.
Great guy.
I used to hang out with him in D.C. when I was at CR-TV, and he's moved to the South now.
And he's since become a creationist.
Love it.
And Ryan now is back to not believing in dinosaurs, but now he believes them.
Ryan, you just are copying what Yoni was saying.
So Yoni's a creationist.
So he says, yes, there is dinosaurs.
The Earth is 6,000 years old.
Yes, there was dinosaurs.
This guy's a genius, by the way, so it's very weird arguing with him.
They went extinct around the 1300s.
So all of this dragon lore and Loch Ness and the drawings of dragons being slayed all over the world, those were dinosaurs.
And there was giants, too.
And the Smithsonian is burning certain bones and hiding stuff so they can be anti-creationist.
So it's a very otestic belief.
Ryan just jumps on it with him.
And then he's laughing at how stupid people like me are for thinking that the earth is 4.5 billion years old and that dragons aren't dinosaurs.
Well, yeah, you can't conglomerate the Bible and then the anti-Bible science community.
So I only believe in dinosaurs if it's in scripture, and then they say...
The Catholic Church is totally fine with the Big Bang.
I'm not Catholic.
And 4 billion.
What are you?
Non-denominational.
And so was the, actually there was a kid who's non-denominational.
And then Beardson Beardly.
Beardly Beardson?
Something.
He's a great guy.
We're in the car with Milo, and he's like, you're not going to convince me to be Catholic.
I mean, I'm talking to Milo about Catholicism.
And he's like, I'm a Baptist.
You can't.
There's no budging me.
And then I met another non-denominational.
Actually, it was Jesse Lee Peterson when I was sitting next to him.
I was like, what kind of Christian are you?
He's like, non-denominational.
And I said, me too.
And so we're.
So non-denominational Christians all believe that the earth is 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs became extinct in 1300?
No, only the people that follow the scripture as the truth.
And do you follow the scripture as the truth?
That's correct.
I have no reason to put my faith in any human science or belief of where we came from when there's a lot of people.
So let's just get it officially in the Bible.
So you officially believe the Earth is 6,000 years old?
Yeah.
Which you got from Yanni on Saturday.
Sure.
And when did dinosaurs become extinct?
I think it was after the Ark or something like that.
Or actually not that.
So did we put dinosaurs on the Ark?
I think, yeah, I was getting up to that part of it in this documentary that he sent me.
But, you know, I'm still learning.
I haven't read the Bible front to back.
Few people have, but I shame myself for it.
But, I mean, it's all there in like behemoths and dragons.
We're just asking you, Ryan.
I just want to get this straight.
So the Earth is 6,000 years old and dinosaurs were extinct, I assume, before the Ark, or they would have been on the Ark.
Sure.
Whatever the Bible says, I'm there for it.
Because I'm not going to believe.
I already disbelieve the scientific.
You take everything in the Bible completely literally.
Not completely.
Some of it is allegorical.
Some of it is, what do they say?
It's like this, you know.
Some of it has a meaning behind it.
But, yeah.
All right.
I don't believe in aliens.
I only believe in dinosaurs If they're written in the scripture, and then it seems that that's the interpretation of what it is.
And the fact that there's drawings of.
What are drawings?
Is that like Simon in the Land of Chalk drawings?
Kind of.
All over the world without having talked to one another, accurate depictions of dinosaurs throughout time.
And then they go into fossilization and things like that.
Well, they talk about that one drawing in the Indian cave that looks like a brontosaurus.
Yeah.
That's one of many different times that they've been accurately depicted with no previous information about things like that.
Okay, I'll watch the documentary, Dragons or Dinosaurs, I believe it's called.
It's on Amazon Prime Video.
Of course, you chose that over the book, I notice.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's still valid.
I mean, if you say something true and this is a video, it doesn't mean it's not true.
You're a video, too.
Yeah.
Am I as profound as a book?
Is watching my show as effective as reading a book on this subject?
It's more natural and it's more immediate.
No is the short answer.
It's the lazy thing your generation does where they watch a YouTube video and they're instant experts.
Okay, let's jump over to Ukraine.
Some things we've got to cover before we say goodbye.
We don't have an interstitial for that yet.
By the time we get one, it'll be done.
Code red.
Everyone's figuring.
There's so many weird things going on.
All the boxers at my gym this morning were like, this is all bullshit.
Look at this shit.
Fucking Putin could blow up that place in an hour with drones.
This footage looks weird.
They got internet going on.
They got their power.
It's all theatrics.
Okay, I'm open to that.
It's all theatrics so they can charge more money here for oil.
The most expensive oil has been recently was with Obama.
Now that Biden's back in, we're getting more excuses for high gas prices.
That's why he shut down the pipeline so he could make things more expensive and he could get richer along with the elite globalists.
I don't doubt that.
Now, it's possible that Ukraine is not being obliterated overnight because Putin would lose favor with the world and start a world war, but does he really give a shit?
I think it's political theater.
This is my two cents.
It's political theater.
It's fake little battles.
Putin's letting some Russians get caught.
He's making the Ukrainians sort of win.
He's going to take those two districts, whatever they're called, that are ethnically Russian, that he said were always his.
Ukraine's going to give them up.
By the way, all of these sanctions and all of the American influence, totally irrelevant.
The only thing that would be relevant is if you kick them out of the banking system, the oil banking system, the OPEC ATMs, and he's not going to do that because Germany castrated themselves with wind and solar and they can't survive without Russian power.
So if Russia's cut off from Europe, Germany starves.
So Germany's saying, don't fucking do that.
So we have a brief piece of political theater that is helping Biden raise gas prices and oil prices and hide his economic incompetence.
And after a little bit of this silly dance, he'll get those two areas and we'll get back to work and everyone will forget about all the dumb shit that Ratzo Rizzo has done.
That's who he is.
Biden is Ratzo Rizzo on the bus right before he died.
Ratzo Rizzo was for Midnight Cowboy.
So imagine Ratzo Rizzo dying with the low, you know, you're not that on the ball in your last sort of 30 seconds.
Look up Ratzo Rizzo.
You're going to see a peppy Biden when we, yeah, there he is.
That's Biden today.
Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
I think he's already dead.
This is back in the good old days where you could kill people in movies.
Not everything had to be a happy ending.
Rico.
Dustin Hoffman got the Oscar for cadaver acting here.
I just held my breath.
That's the secret.
I just held my breath very long and tried not to have my heartbeat.
But go, let's see another ratzo clip.
Because this is who you 80 million assholes elected, allegedly.
And so what are you going to get?
You're going to get fake wars and weird oil prices and all kinds of scams.
You ordered scams.
You bought them.
That's America in the red.
That's John Voigt, right?
That's Alexander Jolie's dad.
He's red-pilled.
Miami Beach, that's where you could score.
Anybody can score to even you.
In New York, no rich lady with any class at all buys that cowboy crap anymore.
They're laughing at you on the street.
Ain't nobody laughing at me, Online.
Turn your back.
I see them all.
This is America.
Biden's telling us we're stupid to be cowboys, and everyone's laughing at us.
And he wants to use us for scams.
When's the last time you scored, boy?
What's the matter?
He cares about what LA women think.
That cowboy crap anymore.
They're laughing at you on the street.
Cares about the media, not truth.
It's between me and my confessor.
And I'll tell you another thing.
Frankly, you're beginning to smell.
And for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.
Oh, don't talk to me about clean.
I ain't never seen you change your underwear once the whole time I've been here in New York.
And that's pretty peculiar behavior.
I don't have to do that kind of thing in public.
I ain't got no need to expose myself.
No, I bet you don't.
I bet you.
Biden hiding.
And you don't tell me what appeals women.
I know enough to know that that great big dumb cowboy crap of yours don't appeal to nobody except every Jackie on 42nd Street.
That's faggot stuff.
You want to call it by its name?
That's strictly for fags.
Oh, that's a drop.
That is a drop.
Write that down in your book.
You know, one thing that we don't talk about on the show, and no one ever does, is how much everyone reeked in the 70s.
Wear a polyester shirt tomorrow.
If you can find one, maybe go to Sally Ann.
Put on a polyester shirt.
It makes you sweat, and there's no ventilation.
So you sweat more.
You're wearing a plastic bag.
Oh my God, women in Burkas, those full-body burqas in the Middle East, they must reek.
So everyone fucking reeked.
And deodorant is relatively new.
Deodorant wasn't common in the 60s and 70s, or even the 80s.
So everyone was walking around reeking to high heaven.
Maybe you didn't notice so much because every like every bar and every restaurant smelled of cigarettes.
But every person's B.O. was stultifying.
The world unfurled against B.O. So fun take, of course, is Joy Behar's two cents.
I thought that was really interesting.
Her problem with the war in Ukraine, and stop saying the Ukraine, is I'm worried about my trip to Italy.
While the world watches Putin's invasion of Ukraine in terror, the views Joy Behar complains it could ruin her trip to Western Europe.
I kind of like that.
I kind of like this sort of brazen, I mean, in her case, it's ignorance, but in our case, what we're seeing is just brutal honesty.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck about Ukraine.
I would call it the West in many ways.
I would also call Taiwan the West, but I only have so much care.
And if you look at like Minneapolis after the Floyd riots, it looks exactly like Ukraine this afternoon.
So let's spend more time worrying about our nation.
I guess that, in today's vernacular, that makes you an ultra-nationalist.
Which is funny because after I did the Itoy Yamaguchi speech, he's listed in Wikipedia as an ultra-nationalist.
And from that day forward, Proud Boys and me were always called ultra-nationalists.
We'll get to Proud Boys in a second.
I thought this was funny how now that women are facing the possibility of a world war, it's not going to happen, they are realizing that their feminism and the equality could lead to being drafted and going to die for your country.
As our opening band Haymaker pointed out, you will now be the first to die along with us.
So this is Begot Memes 1-8 about how appealing the kitchen is.
World War III, men are right.
Always belong in the kitchen.
Next.
Sorry, but if World War III happens, my feminism has left the chat.
For real, I would rather stay in the kitchen, feed my family, and get cheated on.
Since World War III is starting and women can now be drafted, I will say I belong in the kitchen and men are the superior gender.
Thank you.
World War III about to pop off, so let it be known that I've never been a feminist and never asked for equal rights.
I know I belong in a kitchen.
Please don't draft me.
That's from Chris.
Diana says, World War III, sorry, I can't make it.
Women belong in the kitchen.
Then we have Anna says, if they start drafting people for World War III, I'm going to take my ass to the kitchen because that's where I, as a woman, belong.
Thank you, Anna.
Kay wants you to know that if World War III starts and they have the audacity to think of drafting women, my place is in the kitchen.
Next, Linda is a feminist.
So in occasion, World War III, she thinks women should stay in the kitchen.
It's not very funny, Linda.
You didn't.
World War III, damn, let me get back to that kitchen.
Darlia says.
Jaden wants you to know that she loves female rights.
Oh, they have to say it now because women's rights has been sullied by the definition.
Must be hard to be a young person today and have to keep up with all these retarded terms.
All right, let's jump to the boys in black and yellow.
Stand back, stand by.
Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
You got it, not political.
Stand back, stand by, stand by, stand by.
Can you believe Biden said that?
It's an idea?
It's so weird when you hear juvenile rhetoric from chat rooms come out of the president of the United States, or in that case, a president-to-be.
All right, so over the weekend, this guy, Andy, walls, gay dude, married to a man.
He's a Proud Boy's vice president in Akron, I believe.
He's out at a bar, partying, getting wasted.
It's karaoke.
He sings, Proud of Your Boy.
And that pisses off some people, I guess, recognize him.
And a group starts accosting him, calling him a faggot, yelling at him.
The group is mostly black.
And he tells them to fuck off.
And then, while calling him a faggot, they beat the living shit out of him.
He's got a cut lip.
He's got a black eye.
He's pounded to smithereens.
I don't have medical proof of this, but I believe he was concussed.
He was smashed so many times.
And the story I get is he was jumped twice.
So they beat the shit out of him.
Then he's trying to get out of there.
On the way out, they also come at him again.
This is a mob of black people, predominantly, who beat the shit out of him.
So he's outside.
He's stumbling around.
He's in a blackout at this point.
He's delirious.
And these hyenas, these fans of the group, the women from the group, are coming out, mocking him, calling him white boy, laughing at him, attacking him, goading him.
And in this state of disarray, he calls one of the women an N-word and punches her.
That last three seconds is the story.
Proud Boys Leader yells racist herbs for attacking a black woman.
And so everyone sees the last three seconds of that story.
Go down.
No, no, go down to the tweet.
There's footage of it.
Yeah.
And he gets the shit beaten out of him again.
So he's facing hate crime charges, prison time.
The girl's father is talking to the media saying, I had no idea things were this bad.
Now I want to get involved politically.
Here's what I would do in that situation.
I would immediately charge the guys who beat me up with a hate crime, gay hate crime.
And I would issue a statement explaining that, yeah, that was terrible.
I don't remember that.
I was concussed.
It's a bad thing to say.
I'm sorry.
I yelled a swear word after I'd been mobbed and beaten twice and then was being mocked, ridiculed, laughed at, and goaded.
So I lost it.
Now, how many times has this happened in the hood or in other circumstances where someone yells white boy and punches a chick?
I mean, it's an hourly occurrence.
But if someone from our side sins, they take that little segment.
Same with the police.
And that becomes 100% of the story.
So my school of thought is get aggressive.
Don't hide.
The best defense is a good offense and tell the truth.
You know, when Max and John were in the fight with Antifa, Antifa said, fuck you, pig, we're not pressing charges.
And the Prowboys thought, yeah, this is done.
They should not have done that.
Max and John should have pressed charges on the Antifa who started the fight.
And that way they'd both be in a courtroom.
With Antifa being absent from the courtroom, it was up to the prosecution to invent a story about how Max and John were roaming the streets looking for people to beat up.
This is the broad.
First of all, it flew me back.
He was a big guy.
And I just put my hands up on my mouth.
And I was just trying to like, I just looked and I'm like, whoa, there's blood.
And I'm just like, 23-year-old Cameron Morgan.
Why were you getting involved, Cameron Morgan?
And a concussion.
She and her friends were out Saturday night in Highland Square when she came across a man who was calling people the N-word.
She tells me that she tried to get him to stop, but then he sucker punched her.
Tonight she tells me that she- You could tell he was like beat up.
Doesn't his lip look a little fucked up?
Yeah, oh, he's got all kinds of abrasions.
So it's possible that she didn't know what was going on and didn't realize that she was perceived as someone goading and attacking or she wasn't part of the group.
But yeah, if you get mobbed by a bunch of gays, you're allowed to use a racial epithet or an epithet, especially if you're concussed.
So he fucked up.
Sorry, someone fucked up.
But as usual, we don't find out why he fucked up.
And I hope I would never use that word in that kind of context.
But I don't know what happens after I get the shit beaten out of me twice.
Who knows what flies out of your mouth?
And you've been called the worst word you could be called.
The F word.
No.
Called him a gay guy being called faggot.
I mean, now it's off the table.
Everything's going to be a little bit of a test.
Yeah, that's a good point.
You've got a bunch of black people yelling faggot, so your first instinct as a faggot is to go and yell their F word back at them.
They literally started it.
But I guarantee you the press will shy away from this.
And once they learn that he's gay, it will likely be dropped.
I mean, David Kyriakos with the Prow Boys is Brown.
They dropped his charges because it wasn't fitting the narrative.
Gay Nazis is a tough sell.
Yeah, in that article, I'm told the Prowboys have close ties to white supremacist groups and other extremists, and violence is literally written into their rules.
The gang's highest rank, known as the fourth degree, is given only to members who commit a significant act of violence for the cause.
I've explained this to this journalist many times, but he's willfully ignorant and claims that the fourth degree is about going out and getting in trouble.
No, the fourth degree is a consolation prize if trouble finds you.
So it looks like Lawfare is the solution once again.
What's 2-2?
That guy, Zachary Petrizzo?
This was one of the guys when I was teasing Jared Holt and calling them out for their role at CPAC, which is just to be snitches.
That's why they're there.
Which really pisses me off, by the way.
That's one of my biggest pet peeves.
I don't mind being criticized, but when someone wants to prevent you from listening to something, or in the case of Proud Boys, when they beat up that dude, because I thought he was a Fed or a spy, the idea that someone would be persecuted for just drinking beers with their friends drives me nuts.
You know what I mean?
That makes me more angry than getting into a fight at a rally.
You're at a rally for something, you know, kind of controversial, like defend Nick Fuentez or something.
I'd understand getting in a fight there.
But when someone starts meddling with your life and all you want to do is hang with your friends and drink a beer, that makes me way crazier because I find that much more egregious.
You follow me?
Being persecuted for hanging around is catastrophic.
That's apocalyptic.
Being persecuted for doing something controversial, at least there's an argument there.
My attorneys just filed a $15 million lawsuit against liberal website The Daily Dot, their parent company, and blogger Zachary Patrizzo for publishing false statements on my involvement on January 6th, including a falsified headline calling me a riot organizer.
Fantastic news.
By the way, Zachary, when I was laughing at Will Summer and Jared Holt, I go, look who it is.
It's the Tattletale journalists.
They're here to fight the good fight at CPAC.
Zach, who has legs like this, stood in front of them, in between me and them.
Like, oh yeah, you're going to have to get through me first.
So I just started laughing hysterically.
I'm like, you're their bodyguard?
Pencil legs?
This is the guy that got fired for calling Laura Loomer a fraud.
He used to work, these people are anyone's dog for a bone.
Like, you look up their past work.
Christopher Matthias was a sex columnist because that was the only work at the time.
Wrote about how to fuck.
And now he's a tattletale journalist.
And this guy worked for a pro-life website.
I guarantee you, he's not pro-life.
I mean, it's possible, but no.
Look at these clowns.
So, yeah.
Okay.
And then finally, let's just go to 2-4.
This is a woman who was caught shoplifting, right?
She's clearly a criminal.
The Asian store owners are trying to prevent her from stealing stuff.
And the narrative from her fellow black dude, which is the same perspective that liberals have, which is why this story with Andy for that sin he committed for five seconds, that's why this is on blast, shows you the dichotomy between the two groups.
So Andy Wallace does something horrific for five seconds that he barely remembers because he just got the shit beaten out of him, and it becomes 100% of the story.
Conversely, when the left does something wrong, it's irrelevant.
Now, this obviously isn't as bad as punching someone in the face and saying a racial epithet, but just note the culture here in 2-4.
Black Lives Matter.
Don't do that to her.
Don't do that to her.
Her Black Lives Matter.
No, no, stop.
Don't fight her.
No.
You being recorded.
Don't do that to her.
No.
Give her her stuff.
Y'all, don't do that to her.
Give her her stuff.
She paid for that.
She paid for that.
That guy doesn't want to get killed.
Come out, bitch.
Come on.
You can make it.
No, you can't.
Come on, bitch.
You can make it.
He knows she's guilty.
This was something Colin Flaherty talked about before he died, is juror bias, where a lot of black jurors are seeing a criminal on the stand and going, I'm getting him out, and fucking up the whole jury process just for tribal affiliation.
And it's a major problem in the justice system.
I would say the opposite problem is true with white people, where half of them, the liberals, want to see people like Andy suffer without looking up the truth.
Come on, bitch.
Both cases of bias.
Oh, now she's stuck.
Damn.
They got you, bitch.
Give me your mom's number.
What's her number?
You want me to call somebody?
Don't do that to her ankle.
Her ankle is going to break.
No.
Her ankle is going to break.
They breaking her ankle.
Oh, my God.
He kicking her.
That's fucked up.
Her toe fucking broke.
Toe fucking broke.
I mean, it's all a game thing.
He'll scuffed her shit up.
Her pool was stuffed up.
That's fucked up.
See, that's the problem with the whole narrative, too, of like, we built this country with slavery and we've, you know, everything we got is stolen and black people are, you know, victims.
That when you see stuff like this, you go, well, we have to even it out.
Sis, sis, I told you.
I got her on video.
I got you, sis.
Bitch, call Johnny Cofferin.
They jumping her.
Oh, shit.
That's fucked up.
Sis, I got you.
All right, that's enough.
All right, let's jump to the mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
This guy says, this is a final video if I've ever seen one.
Well, we're not playing it as a final video.
We already got a final video.
It's true.
But let's see what this guy's got.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
World.
Let's hope this isn't kiddie porn.
A true fighter ain't scared of shits.
So true.
This is bumble.
This is a boring, stupid fight so far.
Hey, big man, you ass out.
Hold on.
Hey, y'all start up.
Is this considered a good fight?
We're part of the world.
Hold on.
I tell y'all so.
Out of butts.
It's better get good.
How far along are we?
Halfway.
Oh, my stars.
Oh, but there's poop.
He shitted.
That nigga shitted himself.
Not really a good final video.
I'm glad we didn't use it as such.
Compound censored E40108.
I know Gavin has a thing against video drops of himself, but I feel like there's a good one here.
Gavin has his own.
So now we're supposed to dig this up and find the thing.
No, thank you.
Gavin, on your last compound-censored, Anthony presented a conundrum on the subject of rating someone at 10.
He said something like, if you rate five women as 10s and then had them all in a room, they had me scratching my head.
Sorry, he said something like, if you rate five women as 10s and then had them all in a room, there would still be one that you find more attractive than the others.
This had me scratching my head, but I think I came up with a solution.
If you rate a woman at 10, it means that there's absolutely nothing you would want to change about her.
Yeah.
And also, Anthony, in the room with those five women, I would still see them all as equally beautiful, but in very different ways.
That's so fucking funny.
So true.
Like, I like that song, Only You, by Yaz, which Janelle Monet ripped off.
But I also like Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin.
Is one of them better than the other?
They're very different.
I have three children that are very, very, they could not be more different, these three kids.
I said to my daughter the other day, she's 15, and I go, I have all these CDs from storage.
I can't throw them out, but I can't keep them.
I don't know what to do.
So before you go today, let's go through my CDs.
Then my nine-year-old boy who's eating pancakes goes, CD's nuts.
Anyway, it's great being a dad.
But I love them all equally.
They're all tens to me.
That's a bad analogy.
Sounds sexual, but you know what I mean?
They're all perfect to me.
The why of things.
If you rate a woman to 10, it means that there's absolutely nothing you would want to do to change her.
So within that level of perfection, there's still looks and tastes.
You might personally choose one or the other.
But a 10 is literally a perfect work of God, and there's nothing you would modify given the chance.
Good one.
I've noticed you've been correct.
I'm reading your points lately.
Recently, you said Omicron was God's vaccine.
Bill Gates admitted this at the Munich Security Conference without mentioning God.
Of course, he didn't mention God.
Done a better job of getting out to the world population than we have with vaccines.
If you do surveys in African countries, you get well over 80% of people have been exposed either to the vaccine or to various variants.
And so, you know, what that does is it means the chance of severe disease, which is mainly associated with being elderly and having obesity or diabetes, those risks are now dramatically reduced because of that infection exposure.
And it's sad we didn't do a great job.
This guy, V, just call it Vin, he says, I've been following Perry on Twitter and it's funny.
However, every now and then I feel guilty for laughing at a retarded Jehovah's Witness.
Kind of feel bad that people have been ragging this poor guy for 30 years.
And he was in a severe car accident.
So are we making fun of a mental patient?
This is considered the Achilles heel of the Perry Project.
And I brought this up with Mr. Jimmy Kimmel himself.
But I want you to know that this asshole is genetically a dick.
His cousins are all the same fuckheads.
His dad's the same.
Everyone around him is the same.
So if his brothers and cousins were normal and he was this, you know, temper tantrum retard, then it would be kind of weird, especially with the car accident.
But no.
Perry comes from a stock where they are all like that.
He's also malicious.
He's a racist, homophobic.
Homosexual.
I don't think he's gay.
I believe he sucked off a producer.
He did.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Have I been away from the Perry Project so long, I forgot the producer's name?
His lore.
What's his name again?
Randy Callahan.
So you can make fun of him with Reichland Spanner.
And remember, not unlike Joe Tonelli, who is the Northeast's Perry Caravello, you could be drowning.
And someone says, here's $50 to let him down.
He goes, okay, thanks, and walk away.
He is amoral.
And Putin loves him.
So that's why we have to do this.
And the practice of planning and speaking.
That guy's face is great.
She's like, I don't know why Putin's talking about this, but I'm on board.
I think I learned something.
So that's important.
And then we have an email called You Had One Job that is to me far worse than the carnage we see going on in Ukraine.
And it's called The Death of the English Language.
Oh my God.
Look at this.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
At least eight visible products where the dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number.
I mean, guys.
What the fuck?
It makes me want to scream, so I'm going to scream as we introduce the final video.
So, Ryan, this particular final video is actually in the mailbag, and it's called Shit Sprinkle.
And it is a gentleman looking at the manufacturer of a tiny, tiny pot, narrating it in his own inimitable way.
And it's got the sprinkles.
You know, sometimes you baby monsters tell me you're bringing the sprinkles and it rarely happens.
But this time I'm going to say, yes, you have nailed it.
Drop the poop on the spinner and erect that caucus.
It might take a second, try to get it hard.
Look at that penis.
Good form on the circumcision.
Toothpick in the pee hole.
And use the metal one to find that G spot.
Next step is your favorite.
Smoke the pot.
That's a cannabis reference.
We do it all here.
Clean that shit off the sides.
And that bang bleeding piece.
Shout out to my slime.
Drop the.
I'm a little too old for that kind of humor, but I can barely cling on.
So yeah, that was our weekend at AFPAC.
Fun Times.
That's probably a better name for the show.
And our documentary about the horrific hate we experienced there will be out hopefully within the next 24 hours.
And in the meantime, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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