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Feb. 22, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #136 - BIKER JUSTICE (Part 1)

The Baby Monsters try to change their name to Pool Shitters and fail.

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes
That was Conflict, the final Conflict, one of their better albums, the anarcho-punk sort of homage to Crass.
We are here in the South Bronx with Matty O'Dell.
Welcome back to the show.
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Good to see you.
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A bunch of these zines that would have things like Serial killer trading cards.
They made fun of the most horrible things in the world.
And then, Jim Goat, his fourth issue was the rape issue, which went too far, according to his pen pal, the Hillside Strangler.
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From prison, he said that to Jim.
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A lot to catch up on today.
I was at our local.
Joe Tonelli, a fan favorite, has emerged from the hospital.
Now, he's a compulsive liar.
Right, Matty?
Oh, to the fullest.
He got a $100 tip on Veterans Day by claiming he was a Marine.
Matty looks a little blurry to me, Ryan.
In fact, the pictures behind him look sharper.
He said that he beat up five black guys in jail because he was losing it after his time in Iraq or Afghanistan, one of those Middle Eastern countries.
Arnold Schwarzenegger saw him somehow via security cams and invited him to his dojo where he learned to be a ninja master.
Two men came to the bar once with shotguns.
Joe beat them up using their own shotguns and then said, holding both I guess, the finger through both triggers, and said, you either could stay here and be killed or you can leave.
Yeah, he disarmed them.
Disarm them.
He's got a daughter that doesn't exist.
He's got a grandson that doesn't exist.
His grandson's been on a ventilator for months.
Dying.
He joined a biker gang called Fourth Watch.
Which is a lot of retired cops and retired EMTs, retired fire guys.
And he started his shit with them.
Yeah.
And he mentioned his child, his grandson, is in a hospital in Arizona.
And they go, well, we got thousands of members all over the country.
It's a pretty big club, Fourth Watch.
Yeah, it's a national club.
They're not criminals.
They're ex-cops.
Ex-law enforcement.
But you still should beat someone up if someone says something bad about your club.
You gotta have some pride, right?
I would imagine so.
So they're kind of bad guys.
And they go, alright Joe, tell us the hospital.
We probably have guys that work there.
If not doctors, we've got nurses and other people.
Technicians, at least.
And he wouldn't say the room because his grandson does not exist.
Well a patron that goes into our local took his credit card out and said buy a ticket Oh, yeah, that was another ticket right now fly out and then not I couldn't do it couldn't do it So Joe just returned from surgery where he had a camera go up his urethra.
Yep he had trans urethral resection of a bladder tumor So they said, is the one thing that, the one snake that goes in your urethra, by the way, this is true, he's not lying.
His catheter goes up.
Matty called as a doctor, right?
Yeah, I called yesterday after he was telling people he was in surgery for six hours and that they took two-thirds of his bladder out and that was all bullshit.
The procedure takes up between 15 and 40 minutes.
I'm just surprised there was a procedure.
Jack said, hey, how many stitches did you get?
He's like, nine.
It's like you said, it took two thirds of your bladder.
How'd they sew your bladder back together?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He doesn't pay attention to his own lies.
If you're going to lie, that's why I don't lie.
It's too much to remember.
Yeah.
I couldn't imagine having an affair where you, you know, you've seen a movie and then it was with your mistress and your wife goes, I didn't see Batman.
And you're like, Oh, I saw it with the diabetic kids that I spostered, big brother.
um so yeah he got caught lying about that he came into the the thing today and he said he said that while they were down there looking at his bladder they also examined his neck yeah because his neck hurts And I didn't understand that.
And then Matty Odell pointed out he's addicted to opioids.
Yeah.
Oh, didn't he ask you for as a doctor?
Oh, yeah.
Well, I took it upon myself after hearing the six hours of surgery and everything.
I called the hospital he was in and I didn't call his cell phone for myself when I called the actual hospital and asked to be connected to his room.
So they connect me to his room.
He's really in the hospital.
So as he picks up, he's like, hello.
It just popped into my head.
I said, yes, this is Dr. Amato.
I'm looking for Joseph Tonelli.
It's good you used a foreign name.
He's like, yes, this is Joe.
He's like, what's going on, Doc?
So I just, you know, say, hey, how are you feeling?
My associate worked on you yesterday.
He's doing rounds.
He asked me to call you and follow up.
He wants to see how you're feeling.
And he's like, oh man, the first thing he says has nothing to do with his bladder.
Nothing to do with the urethra.
My neck is killing me.
So I go, your neck?
He goes, yeah, my bladder hurts a little bit too, but my neck is really hurting me.
I'm just, I'm in so much pain.
I go, why is your neck hurt?
I said, well, how much pain are you in?
He's like, seven, 7.5 out of 10, doc.
I'm in pain.
So I go, but we did a procedure on your bladder.
Why is your neck hurting?
He goes, oh, I broke my neck like seven years ago.
C2.
So I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.
He's trying to get him for pain meds.
I didn't get that when I first heard that.
I don't think my silly friend Ryan figured that out either.
He's jonesing for more opioids.
If you realize he went to the hospital a few days in advance because he says his neck was killing him when Jared, the black guy, beat him up.
Right.
That's why he was in the hospital.
And I think Jared beat him up for calling him an N-word.
So, he's in the hospital three days, four days prior with a neck collar, a cervical collar on.
What the fuck is that?
Someone's doing construction, like a hammer drill.
So, um, I'm just like, oh, this guy's un-fucking-believable.
He's a heroin addict.
But now, also, he's got court coming up this week for his D-Wee.
Oh, right.
And I think the DV was driving on opioids.
Oh, more than likely.
Yeah.
You can drive drunk.
Driving drunk is like... Bill Hicks says that.
He goes, when I was a kid in the 80s, you got pulled over for drunk driving.
The cops said, have you been drinking tonight?
And you'd go, yeah, a lot.
And they go, oh, sorry to fuck your buzz.
Yeah, you're going to jail.
Opioids.
Opioids, I'd imagine you fucking crashed.
Well, we've all seen videos of Joe nodding out.
Oh.
Unable to be woken up.
He's dope feeding on the fucking stools.
Well, James, our buddy James, is a Joe Tonelli expert.
And you can look him up, by the way, this Joe Tonelli character.
He's at his wit's end right now.
James is at his wit's end with him.
Really?
Yeah, he's at the point where he doesn't even want to be at the local if he's there.
But it's like the Perry Project, like he loves dealing with this fucking idiot.
For some reason he's had his uh it's run its course he's had his fill I guess because I so after I hung up with him I texted everything like Jose and English James and everyone I told him Joe Tonelli died on the operating table yesterday so I told Dr. Lenny and I told everybody and I text that to Albert
See, that's not beer.
That's opioids.
Look at him.
He's a monkey.
He's barely human.
Yeah, I know what James is saying.
I'm kind of done with him.
It's sort of like...
You know, a cat playing with a mouse before he eats it?
After a while, you just gotta eat it.
But I don't eat human beings, so now I'm just like, fuck off.
Shut up.
I don't want to hear his lies.
Even making fun of him is getting boring now.
I shot this.
Look at that opie-eyed.
Open-eyed, opioid.
Wow, that's open.
Yeah.
He's dead to the world.
Literally.
Here's another one.
Oh, I love that girl in the background.
So pretty.
That's my type.
I can't.
Miami Mike. - What?
Hello?
What's happening?
Really?
Seriously?
Seriously?
You're serious?
Anyway, Joe Tonelli, for those of you listening to just the audio, you don't know what we're doing here, but we're making fun of an Italian pathological liar.
Yeah.
Every word that comes out of his mouth is suspect.
Everything.
Well, that's why I was so stunned when we called the hospital and he was there.
Because I'm like, wait a minute, he said something true?
Yeah.
But what he does is he takes a morsel of truth, like my bladder's fucked up, and turns it into bladder cancer, colon cancer, they looked at my neck, blah, blah, fucking blah.
Anyway, enough Joe Tedelli talk.
We're gonna go through some letters, and take some calls, and do some live chats.
The live chats are fun because 100% of the money goes to Max and John, who got four years in prison for beating up Antifa, which apparently is a crime.
Isn't it funny, by the way, I was saying this on Getter, and shut up about Gab.
I'll go on Gab.
I'll go on them all.
The Canadian government, the American government, never had a problem with Antifa or BLM.
They didn't mind.
They never called them terrorists.
They said they're civil rights.
Because they're pro-government.
BLM and Antifa is on the side of the government.
When Justin Trudeau likes you, it's bad.
When Joe Biden and Barack Obama like you, it's bad.
It means that you are doing their bidding.
And they were doing their bidding.
They hate the truckers because the truckers are truly anti-government.
Now, I was saying that to my wife this morning.
I'm getting some vibes out there.
It's hard to quantify.
We're talking about hundreds of millions of people.
But my vibe is the truckers have redefined The less narrative, much to their chagrin.
So the narrative was Proud Boys are Nazis.
They were in Charlottesville.
They killed Heather Heyer.
That was a successful narrative that did well.
That's why John and Max are in prison.
Then it was the insurrectionists.
They weren't just fucking breaking some windows and they're mad about the election.
They're trying to ruin America.
They hate our democracy.
They're evil.
I think that narrative worked.
And then with the truckers, they said, they're Nazis, they wave swastikas and Confederate flags, and they're violent and dangerous, and people are dying.
And they just went too far with that.
And also, wait a minute, I forgot one.
Before the truckers, they took the angry parents who were mad about CRT, critical race theory, and they said, these people are racist.
And everyone has kids.
And people go, wait a minute, I have kids.
When I send my kid to school, you're going to tell him that he stole this land from the Indians and everything that we've built was built on the backs of slavery?
That's a very esoteric theory.
It's not true, but it's very weird.
So you're going to tell my son and my daughter that they suck.
Because they're white, yeah.
Everything is stolen.
They're basically Uday Hussain.
That's what you're teaching my kids.
And they vilified those parents.
So that was a biggie.
Vilifying those parents was a very dumb move because it was just people who cared about their kids.
And then vilifying the truckers was another dumb move where they overdid it.
Now we have proof that Hillary was spying on Trump.
So I think this is the vibe I'm getting.
That these, not the radical left, they're gone, but the moderate left is sort of going, so wait, what's been going on?
Yeah.
And one little anecdote I have is my buddy Chris, Proud Boy, he got a call from his mother who wasn't speaking to him.
They haven't spoken in a year because he's been brainwashed by Proud Boy's propaganda and he's a Nazi and he's ruining the country and blah, blah, blah, Trump, whatever, whatever.
So she wasn't speaking to him.
She called him last week and she said, uh, all right, so what's going on?
What is this club?
What's it called?
I'm going to give you like half an hour.
I'm going to hear you out.
And he said, okay, she wasn't taking his calls before.
Here's the deal.
And he explains, you know, the club, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And my gut says that that mom calling Chris is happening all over the country.
I think these dumb bitch, you know, purple haired sister-in-laws that were angry with their brother-in-law are now going, so wait, what is it?
Because, and these kind of trends can be set off by the tiniest thing.
It's possible the bouncy castles were the catalysts, the bouncy catalysts, because they go, These people are evil.
They're violent racists.
And you go, OK, I don't like violence.
I don't like racists.
Let's see what we got.
You tune in and you see bouncy castles.
And there's been zero violent incidents.
Jack, but how many times can you tar?
A group of people standing up for themselves with the same name, same brushes.
It doesn't work.
Everyone's a Nazi.
Everyone's a nutjob.
Everyone's right-wing.
Well, I would say it was working.
When does it end?
It was working up until January 6th.
It was working.
It's funny because Trudeau, in the beginning, he's like, it's a small group of fringe people.
Yes.
But yet you fled to seclusion.
Yeah, why are you scared of this?
And now you're asking to enact war powers?
Or special emergency war powers?
On a fringe group of Nazis?
He's still going with the Nazi thing, by the way.
Of a small group of fringe people?
Yeah.
Doesn't sound like a group of fringe people, and it doesn't look like it either.
No, we can see it with our own eyeballs.
Yeah, that's the thing.
That's the beauty of- And then Australia, there was a couple other countries that were having marches and everything.
Yeah, and I think it's because we now have cell phones.
We now are citizen journalists.
By the way, shout out to Ezra Levant, who's turning 50, I believe, today.
Did you send my text to him?
I did.
Ezra's always been big on citizen journalists.
He's always been big on film it yourself.
And I think that's a big part of this is the mainstream media is just an extension of the DNC.
They've been pushing this narrative.
Who the fuck is doing construction at 930 at night?
New York City, the city never sleeps.
Unbelievable.
So yeah, I mean it's hard to gauge these things, but that's just the vibe I get.
And Ezra's all over the news too.
I don't think you could underestimate the impact Ezra has had on Canada.
I think Justin Trudeau is about to come down on him hard.
Because he's altered the narrative in Canada.
And Justin Trudeau, remember, paid $700 million to the Canadian media.
And his argument was, I'm trying to save newsprint and dead media.
I'm trying to keep it alive so we can have a robust discussion.
For what?
It was a bribe.
Yeah.
It was a bribe.
And there's only about 40,000 people in Canadian media, so 7 million ends up being a pretty good check per person.
7 million or 700 million?
Sorry, 700 million.
So it ends up being like, I forget the exact number, but it's like 70 grand per person, including like guys who hold the boom at the CBC.
The boom like?
Like everyone's covered.
Man, if I wasn't banned from Canada and on an undesirable list, I'd go there and say I was a fucking journalist.
It's for the money.
Why are you banned from Canada again?
Because of my affiliation with the club.
No Hells Angels from America are allowed in Canada.
From America?
America.
America.
Not one?
Even if you have no criminal record?
Nope.
So how do they know you're a Hells Angel if you have no criminal records?
Because there's lists.
I'm on a domestic terrorist list.
I also have three violent felonies.
Any member, they know who members are.
They spend hundreds of millions of dollars surveilling everybody.
It gets distributed throughout Interpool and RCMP.
But Canadian Hells Angels can come to America.
I gotta go up there for my brother's stag.
I don't know if I'm gonna make it.
It's funny because, um, you know, I have family members up there and they're getting up in age and, uh, I'm like, man, I'm not going to be able to go to their funerals.
You know, it's my mom's sister and her husband and children.
And, uh, you know, my family, a couple of my family members who work for certain alphabet soups were like, do you think that we couldn't get you into the country for the funeral?
Nice.
I said, I don't know, but I, I doubt it, but maybe.
Ryan, Matty looks a little sick.
And I'm looking at him with my bare eyeballs and he looks like a little pink Scotsman.
But I look at him on the screen and he looks cadaverous.
Could throw a little more saturation?
Give him a little bit of... Put a little warmth on me.
Warmth.
Put some satch up there.
We're talking about funerals and I feel like I'm at his right now.
He's got satched.
So he's satched up.
We're approaching the half hour mark.
I think it's time to say goodbye to the freeloaders.
Yeah we could.
Maybe we should give them a taste though of what we do here.
So let's try, is the super chat up?
We got the chats coming up and then also we have a poll because there's been a split in our fans.
Some of them identify of course as baby monsters which we officially dubbed them.
Some of them are revolting and they're calling themselves pool shitter.
So as you can see, the majority of them are identifying as pool shitters.
Go to the chat of our live show.
Oh, yeah.
And so if you click the live show on the browser, there's a chat beneath it.
And I have a comment in there.
And it's the poll.
I'll post it again.
And you can vote.
But it's kind of upsetting that our baby monsters.
Yeah, I'm not I'm not nuts about this trend.
I mean, I'm not like Trudeau.
I'm not a dictator.
So if If Pool Shitters wins, I guess we'll have to change.
I just spent a bunch of money on Baby Monsters shirts.
But my problem with Pool Shitters is, girls don't want to be known as Pool Shitters.
Girls don't poo.
Maybe that's how we split up the genders.
Oh, the females are Baby Monsters, but now Maddie represents women.
That's alright.
You know what they used to call me?
What?
Captain Save-A-Ho.
Damn.
Because I used to go in, you know, we used to have liberties at all the local strip clubs.
I love hearing your sanitized discussion of bikers.
So, well, we ran strip clubs.
So there was always girls at my house that needed help or needed a place to stay.
Or drugs.
Yeah, whatever.
I had a mirror there.
We swore every day we were gonna break it because it was just tons of cocaine and everything there and crystal meth and all the goods and stupid pills, opioids.
Yeah, they said, man, you just always bring these fucking hoes.
And I'm like, yeah, but you all end up banging them.
You should thank me.
Yeah, do you want me to bring home nuns?
Like, I remember one time, guys called me from Hartford.
One guy was from my church, my good friend that I grew up with.
And he's like, Matty, I'm here with so-and-so from Massachusetts.
He's like, we know you got hoes up here, too.
Can you call a couple, tell them to come over?
So I have to, like, call girls in another state to go hang out at the clubhouse with them to entertain them.
So were you Captain Save-A-Ho or Captain Wrangle-A-Ho?
Captain Save-A-Ho because I always took them under my wing and... Loved them?
Yeah.
You would date them?
I loved them.
They were good girls.
Ryan, what is this weird blood diarrhea of a color you chose to go behind me?
I don't know.
I thought it'd be fun.
It's like someone ate razor blades and pico de gallo.
And be good at it.
Yeah, let's take some calls.
All the money goes to Max and John.
We used to do doodles and auction them off.
I'm not good enough to read letters, answer calls, and read super chats and draw at the same time.
But we'll figure that out.
They're getting out pretty soon.
I mean relatively soon.
Let's say like eight months.
But Maddie burst our bubble.
I had such a great plan for when they get out of prison.
But you can't party when you get out of prison.
You got to report to your location.
Well, you have 72 hours to report to your PO.
Oh, I thought you said it was eight.
Well, you want to get there as soon as possible like because they're up however Before they get released they're gonna go there's seven hours from here.
You're gonna go see their counselors They're gonna make sure that they have a release ID if they don't have their social security card to get them a new one All this to prepare them to get out And they release you and they ask you, do you have a way home?
Is somebody going to come pick you up or do they have to provide transportation?
They'll give you a train ticket or a bus ticket or wherever.
So sometimes the bus trip, but from the minute you get out, you have to report within 72 hours.
That's tons of time.
Although he's going back to Chicago.
Yeah, he has to do what they call an interstate compact.
Because his charges are here in New York, but he lives there, so he has to... Wait a minute, so now you're reinvigorating my plan.
I think we can squeeze a fucking big party in.
Especially if we party up in, uh... It's near, uh... What's the ski place up there?
Silver Lake?
Oh, um, Lake Placid.
Lake Placid.
There's a place next to Lake Placid that's awesome.
It's like a yuppie town.
And that would cause big problems with his wife and kids.
No.
No?
No.
Zenoa told him to join the Proud Boys.
No, I'm saying you get out from prison and the first thing you do is... No, no, no.
I have a plan for that.
Okay.
We bring in Zenoa and the kids.
They're at a hotel room.
You can only fuck for so long.
You can only hug your kids for so long.
Five minutes after being away for four years?
Yeah, let's give them, look, say we pick them up at 4 p.m.
Right.
The place near Lake Placid, I'm forgetting, it's got a weird name, it's only like an hour away.
We get the hotel there, you fuck your wife, we'll play with your kids while you're doing that, you disgusting animal, you fornicator.
And then we give the kids back.
That's another hour with the kids.
After that, the kids are tired.
It's 8 o'clock, 9 o'clock.
Fuckin' throw him in bed.
Listen, I wholeheartedly agree with it.
Because he especially has to go to... Chicago.
Yeah.
I don't know where Max is from.
He's from... Well, where's he from?
Jersey, right?
Jersey, yeah.
So he also has to get an interstate compact.
Anyway, can we take a call before we say goodbye?
Just gotta turn on your little Mikey Wakey.
My mic is on, shithead.
Okay.
There's a lot of news to cover, by the way.
Project Veritas is doing shit.
We'll talk about that tomorrow.
Go ahead, caller.
Sorry, go ahead, caller.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a very minor gripe with Gavin.
We were watching Gavin and Anthony Cumia last night, and he said there's a show The White Lotus.
Typically, most of the stuff Gavin does, you know, we love and agree with, so we're like, it must be a good show.
So we binge watched that whole motherfucker last night, or on the last episode, and while it's okay, and that blonde is super hot, he said it was Sopranos-esque, and that's not even close to Sopranos.
It is close to Sopranos, sir.
You are factually wrong.
If Sopranos is a 10, then White Lotus is a 6.8, which is pretty good.
6.8 to a 10?
Yeah.
What do you think?
3?
How could you say that?
What do I think?
It was like a 5, 6.
It was like a five, six.
I mean, it's worth a lot. - Okay, tell me a show that's better than White Lotus, closer to The Sopranos.
- Breaking Bad, that would be it.
Fargo.
Dexter.
Dexter was, I mean, it got a little bit done.
Dexter's for chicks.
Dexter was good.
It's good, but it's two points below Sopranos for sure.
Dexter, that weird gay hunk who kills people?
Gay hunk that kills people, yeah.
Yeah.
It's a Jewish broad, fights Dracula's.
The acting is amazing, the writing is good.
I like that the protagonist is the gay hotel owner who has no idea what he's doing.
Have you seen it, Matty?
White Lotus?
Dude, you have to see it.
And it's kind of anti-woke, because the woke mulatto ruins everyone's life, including... Yeah, that's what we were going to say.
We did notice that it was kind of neutral, and that it ended up making the more liberal woke people look shittier.
So we did like that, because at first we thought they were going to go the other way.
And we were like, oh, why would Gavin recommend this?
And they were like, oh, OK.
Wait a minute.
Isn't that whole show to binge watch, isn't it like five hours?
Oh, yeah.
We don't really have much of a life.
So I did the show with Anthony four to like six.
You must have watched it till the wee hours last night.
Yeah, we were up till about three in the morning after you and Anthony got off.
Well, you should check out these movies, The Godfather.
Binge watch them tonight and then binge watch the Mad Max movies.
What was the other show you guys were talking about with the tranny?
Thanks for calling, by the way.
No, you don't get two things.
Thanks for calling.
You get a fade, though.
That's for sure.
You were talking about another one with a tranny and a girl that you said was a 10.
Where was that, White Lotus?
A TV show?
Yeah, yeah.
You looked at her tits?
Yesterday.
Her tits were perfect.
You said there were 10 tits.
Oh yeah, I remember 10 tits.
I remember the tits.
Let's see.
I can't remember from the show.
I don't remember the name of the show.
There was the Down Syndrome chick we were talking about.
Oh, that was Victoria's Secrets.
Which, I had a bunch of people talk to me about this since then.
We didn't get into this with Anthony, but Victoria's Secret is lingerie.
It's sexual.
Yeah, that's the show right now.
Oh, Euphoria.
I haven't seen Euphoria.
I haven't seen Euphoria.
But judging by what everyone's saying, I want to check it out.
It seems like it might be good.
But yeah, Victoria's Secret's sexual.
Should we be sexualizing people with Down syndrome?
Now, there's a spectrum of Down syndrome.
There's relatively normal guys.
In fact, some people with Down syndrome are smarter than Ryan.
Well, probably me too.
So the best Down syndrome is better than the worst Ryan.
But how do you fight?
How do you guys watch all these shows?
I haven't seen you for you.
Oh, me neither.
Have you felt euphoria?
Ooh, see he's retarded.
But should should we be sexualizing people with Down syndrome?
Like, I agree because you don't know what their comprehension is.
If they understand how they're being seen or being portrayed.
Like legally, a judge has to say, this woman was capable of consent.
Right.
Do they have like, I don't know if they have conservatorships.
Is she capable of consent?
But then another part of you goes, wait a minute.
Like I was at a strip club once and there was a guy with Down syndrome there and he's drinking booze.
And I thought, he's an adult.
He has the right to drink booze.
He's looking at tits.
He has a libido.
He has pubes.
So is it, it sounds strange that a society would deny an adult his sexuality.
So I'm not making a decision either way.
Right.
It just seems weird that you could fuck someone with the brain of an eight-year-old.
Yeah, I wouldn't be kosher with that.
If I had a daughter or a sibling that had Down syndrome, I would want her tubes tied, obviously.
I think their tubes don't need to be tied though, because males with Down syndrome, I don't think they can inseminate.
Like God already put a thing in there.
But I still want her to have a sexual life if she has those desires, and she's an adult.
So as a sibling or a father of someone with Down syndrome, I'd be like, can you guys just like smooch?
You'd have to make sure that she's I mean, this is an industry that uses people.
It's notorious for it.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're actually talking about two separate things.
You're right.
One thing is, should a Down Syndrome model be advertising a sexual lingerie thing?
For that, I think it's pretty clear the answer is no.
Secondly, separate subject, you have a family member who has Down Syndrome.
She has a libido.
How far can she exercise this libido?
They had a show on Lifetime or something about people with Down Syndrome getting together and hooking up and wanting to date and marry.
Some of them just didn't have the comprehension of what the relationship was.
I'll make a decree now, you may smooch and dry hump.
That's all.
You know that Love on the Spectrum show?
I can't help but think God's design is in there because they'll meet someone, they'll get along great, and then they'll go, it's in Australia.
And she's like, I don't think we're going to meet again.
I just want to be friends.
Yeah, we're just going to be friends.
And you're like, maybe God put a thing in their DNA that says, don't close the deal.
I don't want you closing the deal.
Like I said, it all would depend on, I mean, I, me personally, I would not be attracted to that.
Maybe that's another thing that's shallow.
That's God's programming.
I'm not, he's like, I don't want you to want to fuck them.
Like when I was young, I would fuck, I was like a rabbit.
I'd fuck anything that moved.
Yeah.
But now at this day, I'm 50 years old.
You know, who wants to blow in a girl's ear and give her a refill?
Fucking airhead.
People say, oh, this girl's great.
I'm like, yeah, she's 20, 23, 24.
What do I have in common with a 23-year-old?
They're kind of like retards, actually, when you get to this age.
Well, my wife, we should get her on the show.
She fucks a retard about once a week.
There's more intellectual stimulation and attraction now at this stage in my life that looks aren't, you know, even though I'm a male model myself, you know, I got girls beating my door down, but I've had my fair share of women in my life.
Whoa!
But yeah, and the same thing like with that little girl, the 22 year old that looks like a kid.
That's a different thing.
That's wrong.
That's the worst thing in the world.
She's an adult and she can do whatever she wants in her life, but not for me.
No.
Sorry, you can't fuck anyone.
Anyone.
No, that's not for me.
Except if you find another man who has your same disease.
She could maybe fuck a midget.
Why is this an international plan?
These fucking Scottish people with their scams.
This is like some weird phone they probably bought in Bavaria.
That doesn't have a footprint.
Say Nokia.
Fuck you, bitch!
That's my mom.
Oh, how could you say she survived all your... travesties and death stories?
They also have 17 phone numbers too because they keep like getting their phones taken away for being retarded.
Being retarded and being Scottish is very similar.
Yeah.
So I don't even know what the real phone number is anymore.
Hello?
Please Google message.
Oh, God.
I want to find out why-- My mom fucks a retard and made me.
Anyway, um, let's get behind the paywall now.
That was 45 minutes.
Lots of fun stuff to come.
And you cheapskates are not invited.
Oh, maybe wait, wait, wait, wait.
We should read one letter.
Sure.
Let me rephrase that.
Let's read letters until we get to a good one.
Okay.
So let's hit the mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Okay.
I checked the mailbag before we started the show and the first few are very bad.
Someone says perfect trucker vid.
Are we feeling viddy?
Show a vid.
Viddy scent.
It's a vid he sent.
People with low IQs love puns.
Me too.
Wait, stop, stop.
in the evenings and set up sound systems on the weekends and people have come and danced. - Wait, stop, stop.
This is exactly what I was talking about.
So you tell, you know, naive people who aren't, they don't have their ear to the ground, They, they follow the news.
They don't talk to people on the street for whatever reason.
Maybe there's busy housewives they don't get a chance to.
So they go, Oh, there's Nazis everywhere.
Okay.
I believe you, Rachel Maddow and Don Lamont.
Uh, you're telling me this, you seem to know what you're talking about.
You have a show on CNN.
But then this happens and they go, wait a minute.
These are the fucking assholes you were talking about?
Yeah.
Ilhan Omar.
That was shocking.
Ilhan Omar took our side.
That's how bad.
That was a dumb video.
Thanks for that.
their freedom back in this celebration. - That was a dumb video, thanks for that. - That was like the 90s. - We will be continuing to take calls, enjoying ourselves, thanks for that. - That was like the 90s. - We will We will be continuing to take calls, enjoying ourselves, reading letters.
This Thursday night's a unique night.
It's strange that we use this to represent the show because it's not like the show.
Monday and Tuesday we go through the news, we do green screens, we have guests, we talk about fun stuff and we're silly.
Wednesdays we go down to Compound Media in Manhattan and Anthony and I do a show.
Thursday nights we do a live show where we read letters, we take calls, we get drunk, and we have fun.
And then Fridays is much like Monday and Tuesday.
So you're really just seeing the party show.
And you wear suits.
Wait, go back, go back.
People that write could have been, that is all.
Wait, one, people that write could have been, that is all.
Two, I was thinking Trudeau needs a nickname.
Maybe something like Lesbo Castro.
Well, True Dope seems to be the most popular one.
Trudeau.
You guys can probably do better, be better.
Love you guys.
Benji Franks.
25 bucks to Max and John.
All right, so we'll continue with all that fun stuff.
You guys have got a taste of a portion of our show.
This is what we're like when we're drinking beer.
We like you more than a friend.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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