Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
You should be doing something you could have built a home.
it's Pink Floyd He's doing Pink Floyd, right?
Yeah, that's Pink Floydian.
It's a mirror image.
What, you put a hat on for the show?
Yes.
Why?
I don't feel confident with my hair today.
What could be more insecure than putting on a hat to hide your hair?
I'm fine with the insecurity.
I'm not fine with the way my head looks at the moment.
I don't like what's in your head at the moment.
Or any time.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's kind of cringy, isn't it, Jordan Peterson?
So wait, is he singing?
I don't know.
Is that Roger Waters singing?
Palestine is a fucking...
Wait, I was going to say a lie, but he's the other way.
Israel is torturing Palestinians.
Composition.
Jordan B. Peterson is scheduled to...
Well, Roger Waters, of course, we know is a big anti-Israeli guy.
Tammy Peterson.
Jordan B. Peterson.
Okay, so he is in there at somewhere.
Voices.
Instead of vocals, voices.
Who's Tammy Peterson?
Is that his wife?
I don't know.
I mean, if we made a song and tried, it would be cringe.
You make songs, and they're worse than.
Amazing.
They're even more crazy.
They're terrible.
They're very awesome.
You should be embarrassed.
They're like single mamas.
Proud of them.
They're noodling on guitars at best.
Awesome.
When lyrics come in.
It's a nightmare.
It makes me brutally uncomfortable.
They're so bad that my daughter and I actually sing them.
We watch ups and downs during commercial break.
I think my daughter prefers making fun of your music to actually watching boxing because it's that bad.
Apparently, Jordan Peterson, I was just in Nashville doing, what's it called?
I'm Doing Great, the podcast with my old pal Mike Levine, Levine, and Gino Bontempo.
Gino Bontempo, who I've been stalking for a while.
Cool ass cool to meet them.
But I went along the main drag in Nashville where all the honky-tonks are.
And if you don't like live music, it's annoying.
Shut the fuck up.
I kept saying to people, can you go tell them to just turn it down?
They're playing covers and stuff.
I hate live music.
Hate it.
Shut up.
Put it on the radio.
Play it on the jukebox if you must.
Even then, don't.
I couldn't.
What's the origin of that?
Like, I heard Coke was big in the 70s and 80s there.
I mean, I know it's the big town that did all the country music, so that's obviously the origin.
But when you're on amphetamines, music sounds better.
And Johnny Cash was a big speed addict.
So maybe an inexorable part of country music is like bombarding yourself with tunage.
But I don't like it.
I love Nashville, though.
Everyone's awesome.
But we went to this place, Roberts.
I sent you a picture of me and Mike having a fried bologna sandwich, which was something else.
I never had a fried bologna sandwich before.
Have you?
No.
Dude, it makes a BLT look like a fag LT. Get out of here.
It's everything a BLT is, but with fried bologna.
And a fucking moon pie.
Bacon is bologna.
I didn't make it to the moon pie because I'm not eight years old.
Wait, do they just put moon pies on the table?
No, that's part of your order.
You get that, the chips, the moon pie.
Wow.
But I was real popular there.
I walk in front of the bar.
They go, Gavin, come on in.
I'm at the airport every time I take off my mask.
I'm doing selfies.
Some guy was buying me beers all night.
I never paid for a beer the whole time I was there.
It's nice not to be hated for a change.
But on top of that, even if I wasn't me, these fucking southerners, man, take it down a notch.
I'm a mean.
So I don't want to shoot the shit with you in the elevator.
You get in an elevator and you can see in your peripheral vision the guy's looking over at you.
And then you don't look over at him.
I don't want to talk to you.
What am I going to say?
Ooh, it's raining out.
And like I know I said, you got to talk to people.
Everyone's interesting.
Yes.
But does that mean small talk?
Every time I step out of my hotel room, so I can feel him looking at me.
And I know he wants to say something like, hell of a day, hell of a day.
But then I just keep looking forward.
And the vibe in Nashville and in the South, when you don't go, hello, buddy, you're in a bad mood.
Yeah.
You must have just talked to your divorce lawyer.
No, dude.
I'm fine.
And then you sit at the bar and I'm looking at my phone and I'm reading the paper and the other people at the bar, this is at the hotel bar before we start the night.
And I could see the other people at the hotel bar like, oh, Mr. Grump's over there.
He doesn't want to hang.
Yeah.
I think I'm nice.
You know, like I talk to people a fair amount.
I talk way too much.
I do.
You're annoying at the fucking KFC.
We walk in there with, hi, Ryan.
Hey, what's going on there?
That's right.
Still on welfare and cheating with this job?
I didn't bring that up, but I do know.
Still got four kids from five Different dads, somehow two dads made one kid, and they laughed.
They're like, You know what the guy would have been doing, nigga.
Yeah, well, yeah, I do like to talk to people.
When I go to the south, I'm like rude.
Like, I'm nice for New York.
I'm a New York 9 niceness.
I'm a southern three.
You're a southern grump.
Crazy.
So we go to Roberts, that place you just saw.
It's the most famous one, I guess.
But I was way the fuck at the back.
This is Midwestern.
You played this before?
No.
Got a lot of rain last night.
Yeah, I went ahead and fixed your down spout.
I don't want you getting any water in your basement.
Looks like you got a dead branch over there.
Yes, I do.
I'll take care of that for you.
Seriously, don't worry about it.
No, I insist.
Do you see your perennials are coming in?
I didn't plant those because I did.
They call me old green thumb.
You remember that 30 bucks I borrowed from you three years ago?
Yeah, you still haven't paid me back.
That's because I invested it in Bitcoin and GameStop.
Put it in a college account for your kids.
You, my friend, are up 20,000%.
You mean that college account that I emptied to buy you a new Chevy?
What new Chevy?
Holy smokes.
Well, I better get back to my house.
Oh, you're going the wrong way.
Huh?
Yeah, we were thinking about downsizing, but I figure why waste time selling it when I can just give it to you.
Why would you be downsizing if Gina's expecting it?
Gina's not expecting.
Got the old snip snip.
I know you wanted another kid, so Gina asked me to make it happen.
You son of a...
Hey, whoa, whoa!
I got a cousin who works in the adoption agency.
What'd you think I meant?
Ah, yeah, no.
I just saw another dead branch over here.
I'm going to go trim that for you.
Yeah, that's the vibe.
But apparently, Jordan Peterson's there because his daughter lives in Nashville.
His daughter, who is a 8.3.
A very special 8.3, though.
She's not a normal, boring 8.3.
She's got a lot of like oomph to her beauty.
You know what I mean?
Like, there's a lot to chew on.
Like a Vavum?
Yeah, like the Victoria's Secret 8.3s.
You're just like, I'm eating this.
It's yummy.
It's like mac and cheese.
But she's like a mac and cheese burger.
We'll get to burgers in a second.
But anyway, Jordan Peterson's there and he was like, oh, people were dancing and having fun.
And he starts bawling his eyes out.
Yeah.
Like, dude, like it or not, you're a leader now.
Sort of like me.
You have at least some of your existence is braveheart.
So don't fucking cry all the time.
I'm a bitch.
I cry when I see, you know, Marines surprise their kids.
But every time you have a nice night, you're blubbering.
Take it down a notch, dude.
Not everything is the most wonderful thing in the world.
We just danced.
He's in the New York Post because he went out to see a play with Douglas Murray, and they got chased out of there for not wearing masks after spending thousands of dollars seeing the play.
But anyway, I went to this other burger joint.
I put this on my getter.
Don't worry, I'm getting Gab and Truth.
Calm down.
And it's called The Shocker.
So I get off the plane.
I'm peckish.
And they go, what do you want to do?
We're not going to do the podcast for a bit.
And I go, oh, let's grab something to eat.
I want something authentically Nashville, right?
Obviously, don't want to go to McDonald's.
So they go, there's a great burger joint you like.
Okay, I'm looking at the menu.
Cookified menu, dude.
Peanut butter on your burger, would you like?
How about cream cheese and jalapenos?
So I go, how about this shocker burger?
It's got habaneros and jalapenos.
It's very, very spicy.
And the locals even consider it a little too much.
I'm like, well, the locals are fags.
And I'm a badass, tough guy.
So yes, I'll get the shocker.
Thank you very much.
I would say I've recovered now 24 hours later.
Wow.
What a dumb move that was.
Holy shit.
First of all, you ever chew it, have some sort of hot food and you start panicking, so you eat it more?
It's like someone's stabbing you and you grab the sword and pull it into your chest more.
It's like, I don't know.
Your brain starts panicking and you think, if I bite this more, it'll burn less.
I guess because there's bread on the outside.
But that wasn't smart.
And I tried cold water.
Pickles seemed to help, surprisingly enough.
Pickle helped.
Put out the fucking...
I was blowing my nose, tears pouring down my face.
I looked like Alexa Lavoie from Rebel News who got attacked by the Ottawa police.
I was a ball.
I looked like Jordan Peterson after he saw something remotely sounding.
I was going to say, maybe he's not crying.
Maybe he just got a piece of jalapeno at his dude.
Dude, I get in the car after, and I feel like I've just been on a roller coaster ride.
Like my body's shaking.
And then we get some tummy rumbling.
And then about three hours later, I shat out molten lava.
You have hurt me today.
Dude, pissing hurt.
Pissing felt like I fucked everyone in New Jersey Turnpike.
Hunt's point.
Oh, my Lord.
And then we're walking around the strip.
And again, I've got to run into a bathroom and have a thing where I was in the stall unapologetically going, oh, I couldn't control it.
How are you doing, Gavin?
Gavin?
Oh, my God.
When I'm governor of Tennessee, I'm going to that burger joint and banning the shocker.
It is currently en route to becoming illegal.
And I talked to some dude there, and he's like, yeah, I know that burger joint.
Great guy.
He gave me some little trinkets for my family.
And I go, you ever had the shocker?
And he goes, fuck no, man.
It sucks to eat.
And then three hours later, you're in hell.
And I go, you're a fucking pussy.
And three hours later in hell would have been great.
How about 24 hours?
And you can feel it in your body.
You feel like, tabernacle is.
Did this help?
Well, that was...
Yes, it did.
Right.
I packed that because I thought it was toothpaste.
No.
Yeah, they take your toothpaste if it's this big.
True.
Again, by the way, I had a fucking Muslim checking me at the gate at LaGuardia.
And I put that on Getter too.
I said, so skinheads are responsible for all domestic terrorism as far as planes go, the shoe bomber, 9-11.
And then you have a skinhead doing security.
And someone goes, skinheads are a tiny group, and Muslims are a massive religion with a few freaks.
There's a lot of skins.
There's black skinheads.
There's sharps.
There's boot boys.
There's suede heads.
There's casuals.
The OI scene is vast.
There's probably 200,000 of them in America, in the world right now.
And yes, there's many more Muslims.
But the idea that Muslims are this innocent group or just a few freaks, this is the stat you have to tell everyone when they say that.
25% of American Muslim males between the age of 18 and 25 believe that suicide bombing is often or sometimes justified.
That's one in four able-bodied, potentially jihadist Muslim men think it's okay to suicide bomb.
So yeah, the analogy stands up.
At least you didn't have a Japanese guy piloting the plane.
Remember that?
Or have we forgotten?
Fucking interesting angle.
You know what was cool about these southerners, though?
Yes, yes.
The black vibe was totally different from Chicago.
The black vibe in Chicago is, what the fuck have you done, bitch?
What are you looking at?
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
You had slaves.
Sorry.
The black vibe in Florida and what I've noticed all over the South is just like, hey, hi.
So it's not like humble, like I'm a slave, but it's not, what the fuck you done, motherfucker.
In New York, the black vibe is just like, I don't like you, you don't like me.
Go fuck yourself.
There's very little emotion.
Like, I don't care if you like me.
I don't care if you don't.
We've been divorced for 50 years is the vibe, which is fine.
But in Chicago, it's a shitty vibe.
And in the South, I've noticed, it's just sort of like, hey, man, I don't know what those northerners are bitching about up in Chicago, but I'm cool.
Do you want to play pool?
Friendly.
Part of the whole South thing.
But here's the other cultural phenomenon I noticed in just 24 hours.
When Southerners talk, and I can't help but think this is because there's no Jews for hundreds of miles.
When Southerners talk about America, they talk about it with limitless pride.
Where you don't see that up here.
I mean, people are proud to be a fucking Sagittarius.
What's this you're showing me?
Either one, they hate it, or as a symbol of hate, they don't even know their own history of the flag.
Now look at it.
I mean, it had nothing to do with slavery.
Yes, this flag represents above all else a person's freedom.
The government not telling you everything to do.
I mean, lots of Dixie flags, but a lot of lefties.
I saw a lot of Black Lives Matter flags on signs on white lawns.
I was in eastern Tennessee, eastern Nashville, which is the hipster Williamsburg part.
It's turning into Williamsburg.
I mean, the highways could not handle the shit.
But anyway, I'm with this dude, Mike, and he has a bunch of Russian prison tattoos.
Not because he was a prisoner in Russia, but just because they're aesthetically pleasing.
I think they're aesthetically pleasing too.
I might get some.
And the girl we were talking to goes, yeah, my tattoos are American.
Now, she didn't have a lot of tattoos, but it's hard to explain what that says and the tone she used.
It was just unapologetic patriotism.
And you see this in Europe.
Like, say you're in Spain, right?
And they're like, yeah, yeah, well, they're Basque.
They're the Separatist.
They're not Spanish.
I'm from Barcelona.
We're Spanish.
This is Spain.
Or in Italy.
You know, we're like, yeah, this is true Italian.
Try this.
This is pesto, Genova, Italy.
Columbus is from here.
This is true Genovian pesta.
Pesto.
Try that.
Try that.
See?
That's Italian.
This is true Italian.
Not in an exclusionary way, like send those fucking foreigners back home.
But here in America and all over, you know, big cities in the Western world, the American flag are saying, yeah, my tattoos are American.
It has a weird tone to it.
Like I used to wear a shirt in New York that had an American flag and it just said speak English.
And I wouldn't get served.
I've got the vibe that in Tennessee, people would be like, yeah, right on, man.
Cool shirt.
Even in the liberal parts, like this couple I'm talking about, they're not right wing.
But it was just like, it was so cool to see people talk about being American the way the Spanish talk about being Spanish from Spain or not so much Germans because they're cloaked in a lot of shame, but like the way Swedes talk about being Swedish, you know?
When we're in Texas, people kind of like felt bad for us.
They looked down at us.
Not look down at us.
They pitied us.
You want to take a break before you try this?
What are you drinking there?
Shocker burgers?
It was basically like, so you'd never been to America before?
He's like, I got a gun on me right now.
It's like, it's loaded, and this is fine.
That's and there's not going to be trouble.
I have a rib in my pocket.
They should feel sorry for us.
Yeah.
He's like, welcome to your country.
The car I was in had a folded up shotgun in it.
The guy had his handgun in the front of his pants.
You know what you need to get a handgun in Nashville?
Money?
A local driver's license.
Wow.
And we're good.
In and out that day.
No problems.
So anyway, it was nice to see people.
You know, I was reminded of that gay dude I talked to in Paris who said, I want to have a French flag.
I love being French.
But I feel like having a French flag in my window, it's too, you know, nationaliste.
It's too fascist.
I go, dude, you guys invented fags.
I wouldn't worry about being right wing.
Oh, yeah, I met some Proud Boy.
Everywhere I go, I just call the local Proud Boys.
This guy showed up, gave me this, which I didn't take home.
It weighs 25 pounds.
He's got fuck around and find out and proud of your boy on his knuckles.
He was unintelligibly shithammered.
And we lost him by accident because he was wandering all over the place.
He kept punching us and stuff, like in a jokey way, you know?
You know, when you talk to someone and you're like, you're in a blackout.
Yeah.
None of this is being retained.
Oh, that was leaving.
So that, oh, wait, no, no, that's Nashville from the plane.
A lot of room over there in Tennessee.
A lot of room to breathe.
And then you compare that to New York where there's zero room.
I'm always amazed at Central Park when I'm on a plane and how someone had the fortitude to say, no, you're not building here in this football field in the middle of the city.
It really makes it.
I haven't looked up a debunk of this, but I heard it was a black guy.
Who said, let's make Central Park?
Yeah, but I hear that about the light bulb.
Yeah, I hear that about electronics, the iPhone.
I hear that about the planet Earth.
But it is a beautiful island, isn't it?
Yeah.
Okay, Trump Truth Social.
I haven't started using it yet.
Have you?
No.
I've been getting a lot of people calling me saying, have you signed up for it?
Like Amanda Millius, Elijah Schaefer.
I can't help but think they get a commission or something.
Because they're, you know, why would you call someone and say, did you sign up for this yet?
I did.
Apparently it's got some glitches.
Here's a video of Trump on a construction site.
I guess he's building the wall himself now.
Some of these I don't want to save for final video.
I want to put them in the meat of the show.
It's a fun intro thing.
They're tremendous people.
And I'm going to tell you right now, we have to come in and do this job on time and under budget.
We're going to go with Oliveria.
Or is it Oliverio?
They're good people.
They're Italian, but they're good.
Or are they Portuguese?
I don't know.
But they're tremendous people, and we are going to get this job done and done the right way.
We are hiring many more pork jobs because we love them.
They're tremendous people.
And we are going to do a great job here, Rosie.
I'm going to tell you, your husband is a tremendous attribute to this job, and we are going to get this job done the right way, the union way, and it's going to be a tremendous job.
He's a great coach.
He's pretty good, but his T's are a little too.
He's a two.
Like, he doesn't do that.
He goes two.
It's more hard.
He does the hard T. Are we ready to start the show, Ryan?
I believe so.
So there's nothing else we'd want to do.
No, I don't want to get into this Antifa shooting in Portland.
And the hit on the Antifa shooting, of course.
So let's bring a truck from here.
Yeah, I mean, that's the only way to do it.
Wouldn't you have your finger on the trigger if you knew this was?
Oh, no, it is.
It's just I like to bask in the pre-show because once we go, there's no turning back.
Oh, okay.
So for me, personally.
Waiting in the truck.
I like it.
I'm not going to truck it up.
Come on, Chuck.
Bye.
Baby monsters don't like this part.
You seem too excited about that one.
They don't like the Biden part.
I'm not too excited.
Okay.
I've been doing a lot of traveling.
I understand.
I just flew in from Tennessee, and boy, are my arms tired.
Truck comes in and you're like, So what is going on with this weird shooting in Portland?
Antifa had a rally, and a woman got shot dead.
And their version of events is they're just sweet, peaceful guys.
They're just anti-fascist.
It's in the name.
They hate Hitler and they want him to die.
So they had a sweet little rally, probably exchanging macrame owls and various muffin recipes.
And then some redneck who loves Proud Boys and loves Andy No came in and just started pegging people off.
That's their version of events.
And they killed one person and they injured four others.
The other version of events is that Antifa showed up ready to kill, heavily armed.
One of them is a furry who goes by the name of Furry Bun, I believe, or Banana or Polybun, Portlandian furry.
How did we get to the point where you can say furry without laughing?
So one of the top furries in the country, actually, Polybun, was at the summit in the UN talking to Justin Trudeau about this.
And, you know, he made it very clear that the furry community is not happy with what the Truckers are doing, and they support Justin Trudeau and the globalists.
What?
So our version of events is that Polly Bun started shooting, and eventually someone was there who is a right-winger and was happy to take Pollybunn out.
Now, the weird part is, if Antifa was innocent, why are all their social medias, including Chad Loaders, who's like the president of Antifa over there, talking about removing shell casings and making sure you delete all your social media?
If you're the victims, why are you so worried about evidence?
Don't you want the most evidence possible?
So I'm having a bit of trouble figuring this out.
It's weird.
The homeowner was the furry.
Are you sure?
That's what I've heard on Twitter.
Look up Andy No's Twitter.
In the meantime?
Wait, Ben Smith is a furry?
But Ben Smith is the guy who's allegedly a pro Proud Boys, pro-Andy No.
So he's a mega furry?
The thing is, I think Antifa is the only source that cited this as a fact.
Okay.
Well, go to Andy No's Twitter.
For all his bias, for how much he hates Antifa, he's always right.
Oops.
So go up.
Secret video.
Antifa preparing firearms in Portland on February 10th.
The armed militants gather for an event by Letha Winston, an extremist who organizes armed direct actions that have led to attacks on the public.
So is that not true, Antifa?
Yeah, they said that they were unarmed, but then how do they fire back if they're unarmed?
So that's a lie.
And Benjamin Smith is the suspect of the shooting.
So he's, Antifa called for the destruction of evidence, which they talk about.
What the fuck is going on?
What a mess it is over there.
You know what?
The real problem with Antifa, especially in the Pacific Northwest, is severe mental illness.
So you're trying to track the behavior of these mentally ill meth head losers and try to figure out what's true and what's not and what their plan was.
And it's like being a cop.
You're following around these EDPs trying to impose some sort of order around them.
Not happening.
He's a right-wing furry.
We don't want you right-wing furries.
Yeah.
All right, let's jump over to Canada.
We don't have a Canada interstitial, do we?
No.
We do have a background.
Okay, let's just do the background.
So since we last spoke, which was Friday?
Yeah, so three days ago, we're realizing the incredible influence Klaus Schwab has on not just all global governments, this globalist, but especially in Canada with the left.
Klaus Schwab of the World Economic Forum refers to Trudeau as his most loyal constituent and informs us that he has penetrated cabinets of governments all around the world.
Look at this fucking clown.
This is what I love about the radical leftists these days.
They're not hiding it.
Look at his Star Trek jacket.
Who made that for you, dude?
Is this just going to be Sargon talking?
We'll talk about him in a minute.
But this really is the final boss of the Globalist Project and one of the prime movers behind it.
So I thought it might be worth talking about their vast reach, their vast finances, and who it is they've got in charge and what it is they think.
I'm sure you're looking forward to hearing how woke they are because they are.
Right.
So they've got on the website.
So this is just a little bit of a message.
You can watch this hidden information.
Check out Carl Benjamin.
I'm glad he's not using Sargon of Akkad anymore and he's not using that little sculpture.
I remember I asked him about it years ago and he's like, I'm not particularly attractive and I don't want to look at my face.
Devin Tracy's the same way.
I wish he wouldn't use the kangaroo.
I think the fact that he's so popular with that kangaroo is a testament to how great his videos are.
But there's a lot that goes on with the face.
A lot of expressions.
So Trudeau is a globalist, and he is doing the bidding of the globalist elites, which is run by this guy, Klaus, who is his bitch.
He's Klaus' bitch.
And there was a Joe Rogan, I don't think I included it here, where they're talking about this new government Bitcoin, a cryptocurrency that the government controls.
And it replaces our paper currency.
And they can determine, they start with terrorism, right?
We don't want you, it's a way to monitor jihadists and Nazis and make sure they don't have another insurrection.
That's the impetus for it.
But what they start doing is checking to see if what you're buying is noble enough.
Maybe they'll stop cigarettes after a bit.
Those aren't healthy for you.
Maybe they'll make sure you can't buy ivermectin.
No, we prefer you got the vaccine, actually.
Censor TV would definitely be on the no-no list.
And now they're controlling information.
No, you can't watch Spotify.
It contains misinformation.
It's a black mirror episode.
This is, I think it's the newest one with, what's his name?
Hassan Mijad.
It's the guy who successfully sued the SPLC.
He got $4 million, I believe.
It's the same guy.
But yeah, he spells it all out.
It's crazy, man.
Wow.
And says what they're up to.
Anyway, so check that out, the Joe Rogan with the Muslim dude, talking about the digital currency.
Because it's, I think last year the globalists were very subtle about their plans, but now they're just like, yeah, I'm from Star Trek and I'm going to control all the world with digital currency.
Fuck you.
We're seizing your bank accounts.
Look at 1.8.
They are literally have already frozen bank accounts.
You cannot get out your own money.
Canadian MP details how struggling single mothers bank account has been frozen by Trudeau regime.
As Tucker pointed out, the whole reason you have a bank is so no one can touch your money and your money can be safe.
It's not safe under the mattress.
Someone could break in.
So put it in a bank.
And even if the bank gets robbed, well, the insurance will cover it and you'll still get your money.
Not anymore.
If you sin, scroll down.
If you sin, you're punished.
Where's the video of him?
Yeah.
Speaker, my question is for the Justice Minister or the Finance Minister.
First, how many bank accounts have been frozen under authority of the emergency proclamation?
Second, will the government commit that no further funds be frozen without a court order verifying that a rational connection exists between the funds and the unlawful blockades?
And third, will any currently frozen accounts for which a rational connection has not been demonstrated be released forthwith?
The Honourable Minister of Public Safety.
Well, I want to thank my colleague for the many questions, but I will say at the very beginning that the RCMP have clarified that at no time they provided any list of donors to banks for enforcement under the Emergencies Act, Mr. Speaker.
And with regards to those financial controls which are being exercised under the Act, Mr. Speaker, as we've said many times, those powers are being exercised in a manner that is consistent with the Charter, including due process rights as well as the right to be protected.
That's just a lie.
Any unreasonable circumstances.
That's just a lie.
The only way you could possibly justify freezing accounts is If the state itself is about to dissolve and everyone's going to die, if you know jihadists took over the country, they took over the government, they killed everyone in the White House,
and we were looking at an Islamic state, then the powers that be could arguably freeze bank accounts.
It would make sense to stop this incursion.
How the fuck do you get that from bouncy castles?
Bit of a stretch.
But go back to that original link.
The video wasn't what I thought it would be.
The MP said, go up.
No, no, I don't want to hear any more video.
Go to the tweet there.
To those of you special...
No, no, no.
The top one.
Brianne is a single mom from Chilliwack.
Chilliwack is in British Columbia.
It's north of Vancouver.
Also, the band Chilliwack came up with the hit song 867-5309.
I got her number.
Got her number on the wall.
Brianne is a single mom from Chilliwack working a minimum wage job.
She gave $50 to the convoy when it was 100% legal.
Yeah, that's a pretty big detail.
She hasn't participated in any other way.
Her bank account has now been frozen.
This is who Justin Trudeau is actually targeting with his Emergencies Act orders.
Not exactly jihadist burning down the place.
And then two more things for the Canadian stuff.
We know about the Hong Kong acronym.
We talked about this already, but they're still going with it.
Now, there's two things with the Nazi flag guy.
One, they say it's a cop and he was a spy.
The others say it's a European guy who was like, is this what you want?
You want Canada to become like a Nazi place like this?
You want this to be your flag?
If the second version is true, you, sir, are the biggest fucking idiot in the history of rallies.
You have given them the only thing they have to argue about.
So we have bouncy castles and logic and the people's voice and all that.
They have one thing, and it's your flag, you fucking retard.
Holy shit, I would love to meet that moron.
So I showed them, I brought a Nazi flag and I said, look at this.
This is where we're headed.
And I was waving it around.
They are retarded and thanks, buddy.
Good work.
Way to throw an encrypted analogy in there without anyone being able to understand it.
But yeah.
We mentioned it already, but I have to just stick it in here in case.
Is that 1.6?
1.6.
Okay.
Yeah, Washington Post, yep.
Oh, yeah.
No, this is the one.
This is the article that they're getting in a lot of shit for where they said freedom is another word for white supremacy.
To which I say, okay, well, we freed the slaves.
They should go back in chains then.
I don't want to be racist.
Should we reinstall slavery, reinstate it?
So you don't have the Hong Kong?
Is it this one?
No Hunky Honky?
No, this is...
Oh, the Hong Kong link was Washington Post.
Oh, okay.
Well, you remember that, that this MP is out there repeating this, that H H honk honk is an acronym for Hail Hitler.
Anyway, and then this is just, you've seen this a million times, but old Trudeau juxtaposed with new Trudeau footage.
Are faced with citizens' anxiety.
We have a choice to make.
Do we exploit that anxiety or do we allay it?
Because a fair and successful world is a peaceful one.
We believe we should confront anxiety with a clear plan to deal with its root causes.
We believe we should bring people together around shared purposes because what is the alternative?
To exploit anxiety?
To turn it into fear and blame?
To reject others because they look or speak or pray differently than we do?
That's Alex Duvois right there getting hit.
We need to choose hope over fear, diversity over...
When leadership is not a problem.
So a lot of people are saying, how do you still support the cops, Gavin, when you see that going on?
And I'm like, you know who's really mad about that?
Cops.
Like, a lot of these are hired guns from Quebec, and there's deep-seated, 400-year-old hatred from the French towards the English.
Not so much from the English to the French, but a little bit.
So they love to come over here and kick some English ass.
They don't see the English as people.
In France, the French police started marching with the people.
Yeah, and why are you seeing police as a monolith?
You see a bunch of goons in Ottawa, and now you're mad at the NYPD.
Take a doon a notch.
All right, let's leave Canada and let's check in with old Kylie Rittenhouse.
He's got a new thing going on.
A lot of exciting stuff in the left.
Leftist sphere.
The rightist sphere.
That's why I'm Iron.
Clamp the player on, please.
If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I would.
I like that big view sometimes.
Yeah.
So he's starting, he's going on a lawfare rampage.
A lot of people are.
I think their parents are doing that with critical race theory.
And the left is going, it's just like Scientology.
They're suing everyone.
Dude, the teachers' unions, the lobbies are so intensely powerful that the only way you can make any change in the education system is through lawfare.
Sorry, you left us with no alternative.
I'm pursuing it too.
Call me a white supremacist.
Call Proud Boys neo-fascist.
I'm taking you to court.
Kyle Rittenhouse launches initiative to combat lies from media outlets, personalities.
So play the link.
19.
He's got a whole little montage.
I want to donate to this fund and make sure everyone suffers from Whoopi Goldberg to the White House.
Joe Biden called Kyle Rittenhouse a white supremacist.
The fuck?
Media is the most powerful The Media is the most powerful entity on earth.
They have the power to make the innocent guilty and to make the guilty innocent.
Is that a power?
That was the driver, the Christian.
Oh, yeah, we've already forgotten about him.
White supremacist 17-year-old Kyle Rittenhouse.
A 17-year-old vigilante, arguably a domestic terrorist.
Kyle Rittenhouse, a male wannabe.
President Joe Biden used a picture of Kyle Rittenhouse as a white supremacist.
He's absolutely white supremacist.
I feel like Justice.
How should Joe Biden be accused of being a white supremacist on the basis of no evidence whatsoever?
And let's hope at some point you can choose that.
Who will be held accountable?
You are the enemy of the people.
Isn't that exciting?
The Media Accountability Project.
Yes, please.
These Tattletale activists, these Antifa sympathizers, are finally getting their comeuppance.
I really wish at the end of that he was like, by the way, I was kidding about BLM being cool.
Fuck them.
They saw.
That would have been cool.
Oh, welly.
Let's jump to feminism.
Yes, I don't believe we've played this feminism bump before.
It's a new one?
I believe this is a brand new Rage.
Isn't that a thrill?
It's a thrill.
Who here identifies as a feminist?
We are the storm.
The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
You said I was too pretty to fight.
That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.
I got to say, like, Alex Lavoie, the Rebel newsgirl, why was she there on the front lines?
That's a very unpopular opinion coming from the right, but you know how I feel about women at these things.
Heather Heyer shouldn't have been there.
Women, Ashley Babbitt shouldn't have been there.
Women shouldn't be at massive brawls.
Like in the 50s when you'd go for a rumble in the rumble seat of the Thunderbird, and you had a chain and a switchblade.
There wouldn't be, the girls in the poodle skirts wouldn't be there.
In the sense that...
You got your mouse all over all your fucking video drops, you shithead.
Sorry.
So I noticed this.
Women are agreeable.
We talk about this a lot.
But I've been noticing their writing and their agreeability is turning them into publicists.
Like, check out this article by Gabrielle Fon Rouge.
She's a little kid, a babysitter from Florida, who's up here in New York City because of sex in the city.
And she's writing for Vice.
And I've got a job now.
I'm a real lady.
And parents probably pay her rent.
And the angle here for this article is, my job was kind of on the floor as I read it.
There's a lot of anti-Asian violence.
You know why?
This is the New York Post, which is supposed to be right-wing-ish.
Trump.
Trump blamed the coronavirus on China just because it's from China.
How dare he?
Where do you get that idea?
So the Chinese begin a pandemic and all of a sudden China's at fault?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's exactly what happened.
And then that leads to Asians getting killed because or getting, yes, yes, killed and attacked.
She brings up that dude with fetal alcohol syndrome who stabbed that Vietnamese woman a hundred times.
And in her own article, she goes, well, I know this was a long time ago with Trump when he said all this stuff, like 2018, 2019, and 2022 has been the worst.
But she goes on to say, his hatred is like a rocket that you launch into space, and then its momentum keeps it going.
In fact, that's the rocket they use in the header.
Guess how many times they mention the race of the perps who are throwing the Asians in front of trains?
Zero.
That's a rocket ship that keeps going on its own inertia.
The majority of anti-hate crimes occurred in this 2021 and 2020.
But that's because of the longevity of bigotry, you see?
So say we see hate crimes 10 years from now, we can talk about how this rocket is still floating through the atmosphere from Trump's initial push.
So what she's really doing here in this article is she's a publicist for black Americans.
And she knows that they look real bad right now, especially black New Yorkers.
So she shifts it, doesn't mention them once, and makes this all about Trump and his hatred.
I mean, it's comical.
I don't think Chinese are falling for it.
They're donating tens of thousands of dollars to Proud Boys, although that might be more about fighting communism.
So I emailed her and I said, lady, I've explained this a million times.
Crime is up.
Blacks are disproportionately involved in crime.
Asians are disproportionately the victims of crime.
So when crime goes up, you're going to see those groups overrepresented.
The fact that you can pin this on Trump is fucking pathetic, as my father would say.
And then I was noticing that this laundering of the truth is especially big with black women.
Like, remember Donna Brazil?
She got caught when the emails leaked.
The whole thing about Russia, by the way, hacking emails, Hillary's weren't that bad.
She's smart enough to know you don't say you're really bad shit on email.
But Donna Brazil's not smart enough.
So we caught her laundering questions from CNN and making sure Hillary only gets this question and not that one.
So is that someone interested in good journalism?
No.
That is someone laundering the truth.
just like this previous girl, was a publicist for violent blacks in New York, Donna Brazil is a publicist for DNC.
They don't belong in these jobs, women in the workforce.
Wait, there's supposed to be two others here.
I fucked up, Ryan.
Oh, no.
Well, you didn't send them separately.
I got one link from you in an email.
Well, the other one, of course, is Ava Duvernay, who took the Central Park Five and totally laundered it and made it into the exonerated five, who are just these innocent boys in sweater vests that were going to clarinet practice.
And she's totally laundered their image.
And then the new one is this Netflix story.
It's not in my notes, but about that Russian, no, that chick who pretended to be a German billionaire.
Creating Anna, I think it's called.
Yes.
So who's behind Creating Anna?
See?
Because she turned that show into this feminist superhero story about a really cool chick that fucked over the banks.
Yeah.
So who wrote this?
Let's see.
I'll look it up while this please.
We're Anna Sorikin.
No one's short.
She's either a rich German heiress or she's flat broke.
The charges are insane.
Committed real white-collar felonies while posing as a socialite in an attempt to steal millions of dollars.
Hi, Anna.
I just had some questions.
I have a question.
What's you wearing?
You look poor.
Shonda Rhimes.
Shonda Rhimes.
This face sums up what I'm talking about here.
Where these women are not necessarily interested in the truth or telling a story correctly.
They're just publicists.
They're propagandists.
Gabrielle Fonrouge, Ava Duvernay, Shonda Rhimes, Donna Brazil, they're all changing the narrative.
They're performers in a way.
I mean, their writing is acting.
Shonda doesn't rhyme, by the way.
Rhyme something with Shonda.
Besides Honda.
Well, that's a car.
We need a lot of cool people.
That's not a name.
Riding a Honda.
I fucked this fat bitch.
Her name was Shonda.
Okay, well, rap rhymes, you can get away with anything.
What?
But like an actual...
Yeah, rap rhymes, you could rhyme orange with porrange.
You know?
So that doesn't count.
But like real names or real words.
Shonda and...
Let's just get to the fucking mailbank shit.
Okay.
Conda.
Oh, Anaconda.
There you go.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
Let's turn our eyes together.
Let me touch it.
That was actually very intelligent of you, Ryan, to say something so stupid right before we do the mailbag so we get that Ryan shut up in.
It's true.
Wait, what do you mean?
Nice job.
What was her name?
Shonda?
Yes.
I thought I had a whole...
I should have done a whole.
Sorry, look, I was traveling.
I didn't prepare very well for today's show, but I want to do a whole thing on these publicists.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got them all.
Ava Duvernay, Shonda Rhimes, Gabrielle Fonrouge, Donna Brazil.
It's like, ladies, I understand that you want to change the narrative and, you know, launder some bad publicity, but that's not your job.
Your job for inventing Anna is telling us what happened.
Oh, the Louis Thoreau documentary came out.
Okay, let's cover that.
But yeah, that trailer looked like they gave her a little bit of criticism.
Apparently, no.
The woman who she ripped off for $60,000, she invited this woman to Kim Kardashian's favorite resort in Morocco, three people, $60,000.
And then her credit cards didn't work.
So the other woman used her expense account.
And then she starts going, can I get that money back?
I owe $60,000.
I don't make that much money.
And in the movie, they portray her as this nagging bitch who got rich off of her.
Because the woman wrote a book about it.
About being ripped off by this woman.
Anyway.
First letter.
Guy who sends us a lot of shit.
Oh, I don't have my internet on.
It's still on the plane.
I just came here straight from the airport.
You see?
There we go.
The internet could not be joined.
For those about to rock, I don't know what this is.
Let's see what the baby monsters want us to see.
Press play.
Three seconds.
Oh.
How long is it?
13 minutes.
Why are we?
Why do people send us this shit?
The American people.
In Europe, Joe Biden is shutting down American pipelines like the Keystone XL pipeline, but he's helping construct pipelines for Russia.
This is Parliament Putin's number one foreign policy priority.
All right.
I guess we'll look that up another time.
Does anyone give a shit about Ukraine?
Ryan, you're really good at foreign policy matters.
Should we invade Ukraine?
It does depend.
I mean, there seems to be sort of a fragile tipping point over there, of course, our brothers to the east.
However, although they're on the brink of what looks like it could be warfare, Putin is sending out mixed signals.
So although he speaks cryptically, I think we could read between lines and see he's going to proceed with the sanction zone into the war zone.
I think Jack Pisobec actually posted a very informative map of this.
But that area, of course, has had age-long turmoil, but now it seems to be coming to a bottlehead.
We'll see if it.
What's a bottlehead?
Bottleneck.
Okay.
But in Russia, they call it the bottlkid.
So it's a rough trip.
So what should we do?
Well, we can't do anything.
It's up to us to wait for Putin because Biden won't do anything.
Why do you say Putin like you're George W. Bush?
That's how it's pronounced.
So say he starts blowing up shit in Gdansk or whatever it's called.
What should we do?
Well, there's nothing we can do.
We would hope that our leadership would make the right decision when it comes to this, but it seems like NATO is kind of...
When I say we, I mean America.
I don't mean Gavin and Ryan.
Oh, well, ideally, we would.
How would I mean Gavin and Ryan?
We'll start launching our own missiles from the Bronx.
We cannot do that, no.
Thank you.
So, I mean, I'll get Biden out of there and have some competent leadership take over because it's a very solution is to depose President Biden and get a new president?
Yeah, I think that's the way.
That's Ryan's solution Russia attacking Ukraine.
If we could send Kamala out there, that would probably help.
Okay.
No, come on.
What should we do?
Well, I think we should impose sanctions.
Sanctions, okay.
Because Russia buys so much shit from us.
And then tanks, lots of tanks.
Put tanks anywhere.
So you don't know anything as suspected.
No.
Louis Thoreau documentary link.
Have we talked about this?
I think it's on YouTube now.
It is.
Some of the gory pressers have put it up.
I know that guy.
I'm not going to tell you, but you're dealing with one of the world's express intricate internet trolls.
I know them all.
But the cool part is Beardson Beardsley.
Louis Thoreau's convinced that he's Zeke Heilt.
And the guy was just like, later, bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
It wasn't even that much of a Nazi salute.
So Beardson just goes, you know what?
We're done here.
Like a minute in, which I love to see because I know Louis had to travel all the way down there.
And he only got three people.
He got Beardson, Nick Fuentes, and Baked Alaska.
So now you just killed a third of my interview subjects.
Salute.
Is it not doing Nazi salute?
You shouldn't get the f ⁇ out of my house.
On the front line of a cultural war.
I'm bringing him a pocket square to Afdac.
Who?
Beardson?
Yep.
Because he had a great suit.
He looked like you, kind of.
Nice trimmed beard, glasses, nice tie, no pocket square.
I was like, sir.
So he doesn't have access to pocket squares where he...
Not a lot of people are aware that it elevates your whole look.
So, of course, the Lily documentary, which I'm going to do a parody of, was just Nick and Baked and Beardson saying reasonable shit and then Juxtapose with horrible quotes out of context.
See, you can, by the way, you notice he's not drinking?
Always be suspicious when someone comes over and you offer them a beer and they have a juice.
That's a great image right there.
Yeah.
That is so telling.
He wants to be on his toes because he's there to frame you.
And he said in it, like Nick goes, yeah, there's a lot of racism in America against whites.
And he goes, yes, but that's different because they have the power.
Okay?
So by those rights, if you go to a place where there's a majority minority, like the Congo, you can just use the hard R N word, right?
Because it's about power.
So I could just run through China calling everyone a chink.
According to that, they're in power.
You're allowed to abuse those in power, I think is what he's saying.
So, hey, you want to use some N-words?
Go to an all-black country and enjoy yourself.
Allegedly.
What do I got here?
Why do you look through those?
We have still some super chats here.
Okay, there's Protestant one.
Catholicism, salvation through Acts.
Behavior is garbage.
What is the point of some man absolving you of your sins?
This is what Jesus did, not a man, become a Protestant.
I've looked into this recently, too.
I'm debating.
Because I go to a Catholic church, but now I'm thinking about maybe we're going to go to a different type of church.
Talk about women being agreeable.
You're a woman.
No, no.
You watch a documentary on dinosaurs not existing and you're like, dinosaurs don't exist?
No, I've never been.
It would be agreeable of me to become a Catholic because everybody tells me to be Catholic.
And I go to a Catholic church, so it would be agreeable of me to just be a Catholic.
But I've been not a Catholic my whole life, so I'm sticking to that and being not agreeable.
Whatever.
What's the next thing?
Are there a ton of these?
We got to read these live on the show and then...
Six.
Do they keep coming in?
There's 12.
Do they keep coming in?
These aren't refreshed.
These are from the last show.
Okay, if you checked out the app Open Books, shows how deep the swamp is.
Just download it.
Holy fuck, we're screwed.
Okay, I'll check it out.
Hey, Gav, I'm from Rai.
How often are you at the boxing gym?
My older brother saw you there, but couldn't put a name to your face, but only remembered you because of a bunch of YouTube videos I showed him.
Is the gym worth it?
If I see you there, would you spar me?
Yeah, I'll fight anyone.
Assuming that you're a good sportsman, like say you're a beast and you want to fucking Mike Tyson me to death, that's not on.
Can we see a G-Dog left-handed baseball throw?
Okay.
Ideally, you do an awkward run before you do it, and then you throw.
I would love to throw the first pitch at a game and just run out, do my left-handed throw.
Wait, we shot a sketch, me and Bill Schultz, where we did that.
He was a Yankees fan.
I'm a Mets fan.
We talked about how much we love the game.
I remember that.
And then it ended with us going to a park and throwing, but we used our left hands, so we looked like complete spazzes.
Let me see.
I'm going to see if I can look it up.
Can we see?
Yeah, okay, next.
Gavin, I'm 25.
I've been single for over a year.
I've been considering getting back with my most recent ex.
Catch is it's my good friend's sister.
She's three years older, so she's pushing 30.
Am I a scumbag?
30's pretty old.
And if you're having doubts, I don't know.
I need a little more info.
For John and Max, proud of your boy.
That's awesome.
Max got in a fight.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I don't know the details.
He can't say them on JPEG, but he lost all his early time.
Frick.
Was this...
Was it in here?
Because Schultz is in this.
No, we were on a bus.
Like, we went to Central Park.
I think we shot that and then we got on the bus.
And then the footage never went anywhere.
Ah, frick.
Hey, Jeremiah Oakes here.
I was just wondering if Maddie had.
Anyway, yeah, he got in a fight.
I don't know the details yet.
I think I can get them from his parents, but yeah, he's in solitary for the next 30 days, and things could have been much worse, he said.
So he's doing the full four years.
This really fucking burnt my ass.
I was watching a Jordan Peterson video, and he said, you know, you only have kids for the first four years.
And if you miss that, it's gone.
And I'm like, there's no way around it.
John Kinsman missed the first four years because of these activist cunts like Juliet Jesk, who worked hard.
We're going to do a deep dive on her later, but she married a gay clown.
He dumped her after seeing her vagina.
She then devoted her life to the Proud Boys, outing them.
And she helped the DA attack Max and John.
They used footage that she found, and she successfully got John and Max sentenced and deprived three black children from their father in the name of fighting for justice.
You evil bitch.
She's childless for life because she fucked up and married a fag, and she wants revenge.
So what does she do?
She separates a family, destroys the childhood of these three kids in the name of justice.
Way to go, Juliet.
She still used Jessica's the name of the gay clown that dumped her.
She still uses his name.
What?
Hey, Jeremiah Oaks here.
I was just wondering if Maddie had ever seen the video of Ryan knocking out Gavin's friend in jail.
What?
Oh, JL.
Oh.
And if Ryan can find the video.
It's on the site.
Fight Night, episode 186, Season 2.
Yeah.
I want to see the footage of me doing that.
Do you know, my wife came out, right, when I was pounding him?
Yeah, yeah.
And she was kissing me as I was pounding him.
Wasn't she?
That, I don't remember, but I don't doubt it.
Afterwards, she was like pretty live.
She was like, wow, I think she was holding, like, clutching tea, and she was like, wow.
And she was like petting your wounds or like whatever, just like rubbing your back or something.
Like, she was all over you.
Yeah.
Twice she's been privy to me in fights, and I cannot peel her off me afterwards.
Yeah.
Would you rather get a BJ or sex every night from your wife, but have to sleep on the couch or an air mattress?
What?
There's 37 ors here with your ultimatum.
Or never get sex or BJs at night, but get to sleep in the bed next to her.
I'll just sleep in a separate bed if I'm getting sex all the time.
I'm in the military.
My fellow officers are communist socialist anarchists.
My fellow officers are all pro-Antifa.
Proud Boys came up four times in our extremism training, LOL.
These people are just stupid.
I literally brought up Antifa, and the moderator was like, excuse me, sir.
Anti-fascism is an idea, I'm guessing.
Yeah.
Well, that's unfortunate.
Here's one from a guy.
A girl thanked me for raping her.
She liked it.
And then he adds, obviously, we're not allowed to make jokes like that.
I didn't rape her.
It was just some pretty tame, passionate sex.
I guess she's lived a sheltered life.
That's what I was saying to Gina and Mike.
I was like talking about not beating off.
And I go, it's great.
It makes you rape your wife.
Now, you say that in a bar and everyone laughs because they get what you mean.
But you say that to these tattletale journalists and they're like, he advocated rape.
Stop him.
Will be swept under the rug is this from the Washington Post.
A shooter fired at officers.
Police say it was a four-year-old acting on his dad's instructions.
So this story is nowhere to be found.
And even in this article, of course, the Washington Post hides the guy.
But a black man gave his four-year-old a gun and said, shoot at that cop.
Shoot at that pig.
Shoot at that white devil.
And so the four-year-old shot at the cops.
Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
White supremacy starting from the crib.
Yeah.
This is what, imagine like Ibrahim X talking about it.
You can see, you know, racism is learned.
You can see what the children today...
So his name is Sadat Johnson.
He's really hard to find, but he's got a cone head, sort of like LL Cool J. And if you Google image him, he should come up.
What a psycho pig.
And he, like, no one will know who Sadat Johnson is by tomorrow.
Look at it.
Look how hard it is to find him.
Whoa.
Is it not there?
No.
What are you using?
Did you put it in quotes?
And I put it in quotes.
Yeah, I did quotes and...
Did you spell it?
This is not quotes.
Sadat, S-A-D-A-T?
So you didn't cut and paste because you're so familiar with Muslim names?
Because you don't have to look shit up?
Extra A?
Oh, Pinhead Boy.
I'm not sure that's him, though.
That looks like some sort of Nigerian politician.
I found it earlier.
But look how hard it is to find.
This is the story right here.
Is that Sadach Johnson has been erased from the web.
So that's Brave you're using, right?
No, this is Google.
Well, I couldn't find him in Brave.
Let me try him in Google with Safari.
And nothing.
That African despot doesn't count.
Isn't that insane?
He's gone.
I found him earlier today.
But he's absolutely disappeared.
Even the post, huh?
He's really old.
Surprising that he has a four-year-old.
Oh, was that Omos him in there?
What?
Sadat Shamil, that'll help.
Shamil, Shamalo.
He was mentioned in the beginning of La Vernon Shirley.
That's right.
His claim to fame.
It went to his head, apparently.
Oh no, that's Ahmad Arborea, whatever.
Nope.
That's not him either.
No.
Wow.
Nope.
It don't exist.
They asked me for a comment.
I mean, this is why Gen Z is so red-pilled, because they're like, you're lying to me.
You're hiding the news.
This is Gabrielle Fonrouge talking about how Asian violence, anti-Asian violence in New York is all because of Trump.
Hey, G, this individual's, this is G-Dog.
It's your portrayal of the weak white lib to a T. This individual's reaction to the words black hate crime reminded me of your impression of the typical white guilted douche lib.
I timestamped this video at 502.
Take a look at this guy's fucking face at 507.
Whoever, the miscreant that thinks they're going to come into our city and do this type of black hate crime, black hate crime.
Black hate crime?
Now that the perpetrator has found black, wow, we're so weird as a white people are so weird.
Imagine a black guy going, oof, when you say white hate crime.
He would just be like, tell me more.
Watch Brian Stelter as a sex machine official music video.
You know, the podcast that I did with Gina and Brian, they had this other guy.
He's got a, fuck, what's his name?
John Daly or something.
And his podcast is called Communists.
Go fuck yourself or something.
Do you know who I'm talking about, Ryan?
Very young guy.
John Daly.
John Doyle?
Is it Doyle?
That guy's good.
Yeah, it was John Doyle.
Yeah, he's great.
And he did a whole thing on MLK, how he was not the hero that everybody says.
And heck off commie.
That's it.
Heck off commie.
And they said, would you rather make out with Brian Stettler or I forget what the other one was?
But he goes, and I wasn't sure.
It was a pretty good one.
And then John, I'm going to steal his answer.
He goes, no, I would want to make out with Brian because I would torture him.
Like I would get on top of him and stick my tongue down his throat and just dominate him.
Damn.
And yeah, that would be way better than anything else.
You just lie on top of Brian Stettler with your nose like up against his nose as he's like, oh, God.
And then just go, you would do what Louis did to whoever the hell that chick was on SNL.
We just ate her face.
Yeah.
Well, let's see this sex machine video.
Fucking legend.
Big dick.
And he knows how to use it.
Mr. Steelya girl.
He's a sex machine.
Brian Stelder.
And he's packing heat.
Brian Stelder.
And he'll steal your queen.
Brian Stelder.
And she'll fiend for his me.
Brian.
It's a big piece.
Got that newsman dick with the newsman quick.
And he's hitting chicks with that.
I still get people asking me why I put a butt plug in my ass.
Can you explain that, please?
Who me?
It's considered the ultimate Achilles heel.
Like, I don't want it to happen.
I did it on my show.
Yeah.
It's not a secret.
You weren't good at hiding things back then.
For the 500th time, Hillary was dancing badly.
I said she's dancing like she's got something up her ass.
We had porn stars on the show regularly, so there was butt plugs.
They would bring merch by.
I go, watch this.
I grab a butt plug.
I put it up my ass.
I mean, I wasn't like plunging it in.
I was sort of just the tipping it.
And then I danced around and danced better than her with something literally up my ass.
That was the bit.
I don't know.
Generationally, maybe the younger kids have a big problem with ass stuff.
But I'm from the jackass generation where, you know, you'd put a toy car up your ass as a dare.
It's not like I was anally sexing myself on a chatster bait.
So that's the secret.
Sucky girl bands.
Are there any good punk bands left?
Gentlemen, I was watching an old GOML about sucky girl groups, and it reminded me of the band Bully.
They used to be really good, and then they got woke, and everything woke turns to shit, and now they suck.
He said the singer's a 10.
Singer's really appealing and charming, but 10 is a little high.
Look at Trailer Park 9.
She's got an Ancoulter vibe.
She's an eight?
Okay.
Fun band.
Oh, this is long.
Hey, Gav, Spream Democratically elected Lord of the Fag Zone.
And Maddie, first off, want to say Maddie's a great addition to the show.
I was wondering, was he the guy at your local the night you thought was a Fed?
No, that was a different guy, who I think has since moved.
I haven't seen him in a long time.
Anywho, just want to say I know this is all old news, but on the car front, I suggest an E34.
I already got my jag, buddy.
It's on the way to the mechanics.
Also, you don't work Ryan nearly hard enough, and it shows.
What happened in the footnotes for the show?
This guy's got way too much shit here.
He can't send us a 50-point to-do list.
Was listening to the YMH podcast with David Cross, and he's talking about a bit on Mr. Show he did with Blackface.
Yeah.
Everyone's familiar with that ancient story.
How did you not know about it?
You know?
Link from this to this.
We can just change it a little bit.
And so, you know, quite often that's how it would come about.
And sometimes you'd have To just come up with a transition, and sometimes you did, sometimes you didn't.
It feels like the kind of thing when you watch it that you go, like, this seems like HBO did not get in your way.
Not at all.
Not at all.
It was, you know, early, early on, you know, for HBO and their whole thing was, you know, we are trying to market ourselves as not being anything.
You know, you're not going to be able to see this anywhere else.
You're not going to be able to see it on network.
He's got a big wedding ring.
Is that made of like wood or something?
Or is that?
Just a huge gold ring.
Big gold ring.
Damn.
Kind of want to upgrade mine.
Get a big old ring.
Anyway, you know the sketch, right?
He's one of these sovereign citizens.
I kind of, next time I get pulled over, I want to do that to the cop and be like, you don't have the right to detain me, sir.
I'm a sovereign citizen.
I was traveling.
I was not speeding.
I was traveling.
And then go, just kidding, just kidding.
I know I was speeding.
But he can't get the cops to get mad.
So eventually he puts on blackface, assuming they're racist.
And there it is.
And they won't hurt him.
Not even like blackety blackface, you know, with like white lips.
But you can't do this bit.
What the fuck?
Hello, brother.
How can I be of service to you today?
Cherry.
Is this the guy that's been digging you around?
Yeah, good afternoon, sir.
We got to die.
Is that the guy who was at Jan 6?
Oh, it's a terrorist.
Oh, my God.
You could just step home.
Let's get this on God.
Okay, finally, here we go.
Fuck God, it's sink.
Okay, Bob is a bad.
There's actually footage from January 6th.
Jay Johnston macing a black man.
Oh, it's okay to swear.
You have a legal right to swear.
Oh, but JB.
Anyway, it's a good idea for a bit.
It's fun to make fun of those dudes.
But yeah, it's funny how David cut me loose because he didn't want the heat.
And then he got into a pile of shit for saying Ching Chong Kung Fu to that Chinese girl.
And he got in shit for that.
It's sort of like what we say when they cut us loose and push us out to sea.
We're like, okay, I'll meet you when you get pushed out here.
Bye.
Sub Sluts, the Caveman Time Traveler has been featured a number of times on a YouTube series, linked below, called Soft White Underbelly.
He is A, a schizophrenic and also B, a drug addict.
And actually, don't use ABCDE when you're listing traits.
Just have a dash.
He's a schizophrenic drug addict, gay, transgender.
He claims to be from wealth, but these junkies always lie, so who knows?
He belongs in an institution.
Wait, that's the same guy as Caveman?
You look Denur.
Yeah, I look Denur, don't I?
You left it on the sidewalk and walked away.
Yeah.
I remember you said that.
I can't really help anybody that can't even hold on to 20 bucks.
No, that was a kid too with me and I was a kid, though.
I was really rapid with money.
People give me money and I always drop it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was the one weird thing.
You don't have pockets usually.
I don't have pockets.
You don't have pockets right now.
I have a bag today, though.
Oh, you do have a purse.
Yeah, I was a little purse.
Yeah, I fished something out of the trash.
I hate it, but I needed her purse.
It's the ugliest thing I ever seen in my life.
So I'm going to take advantage of this sober moment that I have with you.
This is what I talked about in the podcast a lot, too, is we need loony bins.
Drugs.
Yeah, I know, but.
I smoke cigarettes.
I do drugs.
Models do drugs.
So what's your excuse?
Models do diets.
Okay, let's get to the final vid.
Let's do a few.
All right.
All right.
I thought this was fun.
I didn't hear about this in the news.
A streaker on American Ninja.
And he's really good.
Maybe clothes are the thing.
Ninja Warrior, sorry.
Clothes are the thing that are hampering you.
Hamper.
Don't do that.
Why is hamper funny?
Yes.
Why?
Because that's where you're pretty close.
Oh, okay.
Fate is a very strong competitor, you know, rock climber, upper body strength here.
Oh!
Come on.
Oh, this is atrocious.
My God, that guy can move.
We've got a streak.
You're not a sport until you have the streaker.
American Ninja.
Ah!
Okay, hold on.
Shenanigans.
We've seen stunt miz now.
No, it's an important time to remind you of the music.
I've seen this before.
There's underwear on there.
It's fake.
You can see there's a line of discoloration.
Nobody's darker.
No, it's darker.
Unless he tans only as Schwantz.
Look at that.
That's Undies.
You didn't see that?
Well, now we got to look it up.
Ninja Warrior Streaker fake?
Bro, that is lame.
Undies.
Did he go to jail?
The real story behind the American Ninja Streaker.
The great irony about the run is that the streaker made it further on the course than most of the actual people.
Impressive?
Not when you know the whole story.
If you're an avid member of the parkour Ninja Warrior community, that streaker might seem slightly familiar.
It's Thomas Tapp, one of the Tapp brothers.
These brothers are well known in the parkour world for their extensive array of YouTube tutorials.
It was because of the popularity of their tutorials that the Tapp brothers were chosen to be paid testers for American Ninja Warrior.
As for Nate Mitchell, he's a professional tester as well, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It was at this time that the staging of the streaker occurred.
With the help of hilarious commentary of Matt Eisman, a viral video was formed.
Now, two million views later, the video of a crazy naked guy running the American Ninja course has more than twice as many views.
Sorry about that, folks.
Thanks, you.
Thank you, Ryan.
Yes.
For catching it at.
Somebody says fake.
And I don't know if they mean the actual, like, that it's set up, because obviously it was, you know, well-produced and they followed him and everything.
Well, I just read an article that discusses how it's fake.
But it was set up, but they didn't say that he wasn't naked.
Oh.
Well, Neil, he clearly wasn't.
And this is a funny video going around where this guy has seen their pieces.
He saw kids training with guns.
And it's in like Oklahoma or Nebraska somewhere where everyone hunts.
And yeah, the kids want to be proficient with guns.
The kids, the parents were asked if they want, like, if your kid can opt out.
This is not a mandatory thing.
But this liberals' view of kids with guns is the better kids are with guns, the more they understand guns, the more likely they are to come and shoot up a school.
This is in Wyoming.
These are fifth and sixth graders, and this is their PE class.
This isn't an after-school program.
This is during school hours.
Let's ban books about history, the Holocaust, slavery in the U.S. Wait, stop.
All these other things.
Stop.
There has been book banning from the right.
They banned mouse in a couple schools.
M-A-U-S, the graphic novel, but they say that's because of nudity and profanity.
That's fucking retarded.
No books should be banned.
Not Mein Kampf, nothing.
Obviously, kiddie porn, but...
Or you shouldn't show kids books that involve pornography.
But when we're talking about censorship for adults, anything goes.
But the left are the kings of the book banning.
They're the ones that are decolonizing the libraries and getting rid of mom fuckers like Rousseau.
So if you're worried about book banning, you may want to check in with your own people there, shithead.
Because it might make them uncomfortable, but let's give them guns during a class in the schools.
Let's not teach them about reproductive health and effective other humans are different from them, but let's give them fucking guns in school.
Let's completely avoid the conversations of the absolutely horrific things that humans have done to one another to make it so that we don't fucking repeat things.
But let's give them guns in school.
Are you out of your fucking minds?
I think you are at.
Wow.
Just as unhinges like the liberal chicks, him and his gaming chair.
Yeah.
Don't you hate when they have a script and you can see them look off screen and read the next reproductive health line?
That needed to take two.
He stuttered, but he gave it such energy that he was like, no, I'm keeping it.
I got to keep it.
Claws and all.
Just one stutter.
Warts and all, baby.
That was good.
A lot of warts.
And, oh, yeah.
So this is my new obsession.
We got to do a sketch about this where we, I've talked about it a million times, but like I take a trans man around with me for a week.
And she gets like that, that talk I had with you at the beginning of the show about the horrible, horrific shits I've had since I had that jalapeno burger with habanero peppers.
Like I've told that to about this happened, well, it ended maybe 24 hours, I mean, at 10 a.m. today.
And I've told like 13 people, men, obviously, and they're all like, like, maybe it was the habaneros.
So a lot of shit talking, not shit talking, like talking trash, literal shit talking.
That's going to be going down.
And a lot of like punching.
You know, you punch Buggy Blue.
You see a certain car, you get to punch the guy.
Here's the thing we're going to be discussing.
I think I mentioned this on the podcast too.
Shotgun.
When you get outside, you can call shotgun, but everyone who's going to be in the car has to be outside the venue.
Right.
Or else you just come to work and you go shotgun for the drive that's happening in eight hours.
No.
And once, and I don't care if you're Danny DeVito and you're getting in the car with LeBron James, you get the front seat if you say shotgun.
None of these women want to do any of this.
It's all pretending.
20% of Gen Z considers themselves gay or bi or some sort of LGBT.
Sorry, it's a fraction of 1%.
You're all posers.
You're all liars.
You don't want to be dudes.
And that's what's so great about modern Western culture is we accept our differences.
We see women.
We don't go, ew, gross, they have cooties.
We go, oh, cool, they're magic.
They make babies.
Women have these incredible powers, and that's what makes them special.
And they're nurture.
They can create life.
They can shape life.
What a gift.
They're wizards.
Wow.
I'm in awe of them.
Let me open the door for you.
And then there's men.
Goofballs.
Even like if you look at IQ, there's a massive long flat bell where we have way more idiots than women, but way more geniuses than women.
And then there's the bell curve.
A woman's bell curve is more like this, where they're mostly around the same kind of intelligence.
They don't have that many geniuses.
They don't have that many idiots.
So we make good cannon fodder in a war or die.
We get dumb tattoos.
We drink rotten corn and rotten potatoes and get drunk because we don't care about this.
Look at a female spider.
It's this big.
Male spider that big.
Sometimes the fucking female eats the male because his job is done.
He inseminated her.
Now the magic can begin with the female black widow.
That translates to humans too.
It's in our mentality.
So stop pretending women are men because they make shitty men.
It also desecrates what it is to be a woman and it also desecrates God's incredible creations and says, ah, we can change all these.
This is up.
This is down.
I mean, it may be a hit song, but ups and downs is no way to live your life.
So we'll end with what I consider a quintessential example of what it is to be male.
And ladies, I know you like that we do this, but you have no interest in this whatsoever.
So stop pretending.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
I don't know where to go, I don't know where to turn, I don't know where to go, I don't know where to go.