Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #136 - BIKER JUSTICE (Part 1) Aired: 2022-02-22 Duration: 41:49 === Tactical Walls Promo (05:21) === [00:00:47] That was Conflict, the final conflict, one of their better albums, the Anarcho-Punk sort of homage to Krass. [00:00:57] We are here in the South Bronx with Maddie O'Dell. [00:01:01] Welcome back to the show. [00:01:03] What's going on, everybody? [00:01:04] Good to see you. [00:01:04] Maddie and I are both promoting Jim Goad's new t-shirts for his magazine, Answer Me. [00:01:11] There would be no vice without Answer Me. [00:01:13] I don't think I would have ever started writing if it wasn't for Answer Me. [00:01:15] It changed our lives. [00:01:17] A very acrimonious zine in the early 90s. [00:01:21] And that was a fun time for zines. [00:01:24] That was back when there was pure free speech. [00:01:27] There was Answer Me. [00:01:28] Below them was SewerCunt. [00:01:31] There was Fucked. [00:01:34] A bunch of these zines that would have things like serial killer trading cards. [00:01:41] They made fun of the most horrible things in the world. [00:01:44] And then Jim Goad, his fourth issue was the rape issue, which went too far. [00:01:50] According to his pen pal, The Hillside Strangler, he corresponded with Jim and said, the rape issue was a little too much. [00:01:58] From prison, he said that to Jim. [00:02:00] So you know you're going too far when serial stranglers have had enough. [00:02:07] As you know, this is a free episode for the first half hour. [00:02:11] We shoot the shit, and then we go behind the paywall at censored.tv where it's $10 a month for unlimited content, fun stuff, different stuff every day. [00:02:22] Huge variety on this show. [00:02:25] We've got, I don't know, about 10 shows, including Jim Goad's show. [00:02:30] AIU is very popular. [00:02:34] Fucking Lotus, a million different shows. 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[00:05:17] He got a $100 tip on Veterans Day by claiming he was a Marine. [00:05:22] Maddie looks a little blurry to me, Ryan. [00:05:27] In fact, the pictures behind him look sharper. [00:05:31] He said that he beat up five black guys in jail because he was losing it after his time in Iraq or Afghanistan, one of those Middle Eastern countries. [00:05:43] Arnold Schwarzenegger saw him somehow via the security cams and invited him to his dojo where he learned to be a ninja master. [00:05:53] Two men came to the bar once with shotguns. === James's Bladder Surgery Lie (08:48) === [00:05:57] Joe beat them up using their own shotguns and then said, holding both, I guess, the finger through both triggers and said, you either can stay here and be killed or you can leave. [00:06:09] Yeah, he disarmed them. [00:06:10] Disarmed them. [00:06:11] He's got a daughter that doesn't exist. [00:06:13] He's got a grandson that doesn't exist. [00:06:16] His grandson's been on a ventilator for months. [00:06:19] He's in dying. [00:06:23] He joined a biker gang called Fourth Watch, which is a lot of retired cops and retired EMTs, retired fire guys. [00:06:31] And he started his shit with them. [00:06:34] And he mentioned his child, his grandson, is in a hospital in Arizona. [00:06:39] And they go, well, we got thousands of members all over the country. [00:06:42] It's a pretty big club, Fourth Watch. [00:06:44] Yeah, it's a national club. [00:06:45] They're not criminals. [00:06:46] No. [00:06:47] They're ex-cops. [00:06:48] Ex-law enforcement. [00:06:49] But they still, like, you still should beat someone up if someone says something bad about your club. [00:06:54] You ought to have some pride, right? [00:06:55] I would imagine so. [00:06:56] So they're kind of bad guys. [00:06:59] And they go, all right, Joe, tell us the hospital. [00:07:03] We probably have guys that work there. [00:07:05] If not doctors, we got nurses and other people, technicians at least. [00:07:10] And he wouldn't say the room because his grandson does not exist. [00:07:14] Well, a patron that goes into our local took his credit card out and said, buy a ticket. [00:07:20] Oh, yeah, that was a good thing. [00:07:21] Another ticket right now. [00:07:22] Fly out. [00:07:24] And then, no, no, I couldn't do it. [00:07:25] Couldn't do it. [00:07:26] So Joe just returned from surgery where he had a camera go up his urethra. [00:07:32] Yeah. [00:07:33] He had transurethral resection of a bladder tumor. [00:07:39] So they send, it's the one thing that the one snake that goes in your urethra, by the way, this is true. [00:07:45] He's not. [00:07:47] Maddie called as a doctor, right? [00:07:49] Yeah. [00:07:49] I called yesterday after he was telling people he was in surgery for six hours and that they took two-thirds of his bladder out. [00:07:57] And that was all bullshit. [00:07:59] The procedure takes up between 15 and 40 minutes. [00:08:02] I'm just surprised there was a procedure. [00:08:04] Jack said, Hey, how many stitches did you get? [00:08:07] He's like, none. [00:08:09] It's like, you said you took two-thirds of your bladder. [00:08:11] How did they sew your bladder back together? [00:08:13] Yeah. [00:08:14] Yeah, he doesn't pay attention to his own lies. [00:08:16] If you're going to lie, that's why I don't lie. [00:08:18] It's too much to remember. [00:08:19] Yeah. [00:08:20] I couldn't imagine having an affair where you've seen a movie and then it was with your mistress and your wife goes, I didn't see Batman. [00:08:27] And you're like, oh, I saw it with the diabetic kids that I sposted, Big Brother. [00:08:36] So, yeah, he got caught lying about that. [00:08:38] He came into the thing today and he said, he said that while they were down there looking at his bladder, they also examined his neck. [00:08:44] Yeah. [00:08:45] Because his neck hurts. [00:08:47] And I didn't understand that. [00:08:48] And then Maddie Odell pointed out, he's addicted to opioids. [00:08:52] Yeah. [00:08:53] Oh, didn't he ask you for as a doctor? [00:08:55] Oh, yeah. [00:08:56] Well, I took it upon myself after hearing the six hours of surgery and everything. [00:09:00] I called the hospital he was in, and I didn't call his cell phone for my cell phone. [00:09:04] I called the actual hospital and they asked me connected to his room. [00:09:08] So they connect me to his room. [00:09:10] He's really in the hospital. [00:09:12] So as he picks up, he's like, hello. [00:09:14] It just popped into my head. [00:09:16] I said, yes, this is Dr. Armato. [00:09:18] I'm looking for Joseph Tonelli. [00:09:20] It's good to use the foreign name. [00:09:22] This is Joe. [00:09:23] He's like, what's going on, Doc? [00:09:24] So I just, you know, go say, hey, how are you feeling? [00:09:27] My associate worked on you yesterday. [00:09:30] He's doing rounds. [00:09:31] He asked me to call you and follow up. [00:09:32] He wants to see how you're feeling. [00:09:34] And he's like, oh, man, the first thing he says has nothing to do with his bladder, nothing to do with you reads. [00:09:40] My neck is killing me. [00:09:43] So I go, your neck? [00:09:44] He goes, yeah, my bladder hurts a little bit too, but my neck is really hurting me. [00:09:49] I'm in so much pain. [00:09:50] I go, why is your neck hurt? [00:09:52] I said, well, how much pain are you in? [00:09:54] He's like, seven, 7.5 out of 10, Doc. [00:09:56] I'm in pain. [00:09:58] So I go, but we did a procedure on your bladder. [00:10:01] Why is your neck hurting? [00:10:02] He goes, oh, I broke my neck like seven years ago, C2. [00:10:05] So I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. [00:10:08] He's trying to get him for pain meds. [00:10:10] I didn't get that when I first heard that. [00:10:12] I don't think my silly friend Ryan figured that out either. [00:10:17] But he's jonesing for more opioids. [00:10:21] If you realize he went to the hospital a few days in advance because he says his neck was killing him when Jared, the black guy, beat him up. [00:10:33] Right. [00:10:33] That's why he was in the hospital. [00:10:35] And I think Jared beat him up for calling him in. [00:10:38] So he's in the hospital three days, four days prior with a neck collar, a cervical collar on. [00:10:47] What the fuck is that? [00:10:48] Someone's doing construction, like a hammer trope. [00:10:52] So I'm just like, oh, this guy's unfucking believable. [00:10:56] He's a heroin addict. [00:10:57] But now also, he's got court coming up this week for his Deewee. [00:11:02] Oh, right. [00:11:03] And I think the Deewee was driving on opioids. [00:11:05] Oh, more than likely. [00:11:07] Yeah. [00:11:07] You can drive drunk. [00:11:09] Driving drunk is like, Bill Hicks says that. [00:11:10] He goes, when I was a kid in the 80s, you got pulled over for drunk driving. [00:11:14] The cop said, have you been drinking tonight? [00:11:15] And you'd go, yeah, a lot. [00:11:16] And they go, oh, sorry to fuck your buzz. [00:11:19] You're going to jail. [00:11:21] Opioids, huh? [00:11:22] Opioids, I'd imagine, you fucking crap. [00:11:25] Well, we've all seen the videos of Joe nodding out, unable to be woken up. [00:11:31] He's dope feeding on the fucking stools. [00:11:35] Well, James, our buddy James, is a Joe Tonelli expert. [00:11:41] And you can look him up, by the way, this Joe Tonelli character. [00:11:45] He's at his wit's end right now. [00:11:46] James is at his wit's end with him. [00:11:48] Really? [00:11:49] Yeah, he's at the point where he doesn't even want to be at the local if he's there. [00:11:53] But it's like the Perry Project. [00:11:54] Like, he loves dealing with this fucking idiot. [00:11:57] For some reason, he's had his, it's run its course. [00:12:00] He's had his fill, I guess. [00:12:03] Because I, so after I hung up with him, I texted every like Jose and English James and everyone. [00:12:09] I told them Joe Tonelli died on the operating table yesterday. [00:12:15] So, you know, I told Dr. Lenny and I told everybody. [00:12:18] And I text that Albert. [00:12:23] And Albert writes back, really? [00:12:26] When did this? [00:12:27] How did you hear about it? [00:12:29] See, that's not beer. [00:12:31] No. [00:12:32] That's opioids. [00:12:33] He's not it out. [00:12:34] Look at him. [00:12:35] He's a monkey. [00:12:36] Yeah. [00:12:36] He's barely human. [00:12:39] Yeah, I know what James is saying. [00:12:41] I'm kind of done with him. [00:12:42] It's sort of like, you know, a cat playing with a mouse before he eats it. [00:12:48] After a while, you just got to eat it. [00:12:50] But I don't eat human beings, so now I'm just like, fuck off, shut up. [00:12:54] I don't want to hear his lies. [00:12:56] Even making fun of him is getting boring now. [00:12:59] I shot this. [00:13:00] Look at that opi-eyed open-eyed opioid. [00:13:06] Wow, that's open. [00:13:08] Yeah. [00:13:09] He's dead to the world. [00:13:11] Literally. [00:13:13] Here's another one. [00:13:14] The glasses. [00:13:15] Oh, I love that girl in the background. [00:13:19] So pretty. [00:13:21] That's my type. [00:13:23] Yeah, but I got no hot water. [00:13:26] I can't. [00:13:28] Miami Mike. [00:13:33] What? [00:13:34] Hello? [00:13:36] What's happening? [00:13:37] Oh. [00:13:40] Oh, come on, Rollie. [00:13:42] Really? [00:13:42] Seriously? [00:13:43] Seriously? [00:13:43] Serious? [00:13:45] Anyway, Joe Tonelli. [00:13:46] For those of you listening to just the audio, you don't know what we're doing here, but we're making fun of an Italian pathological liar. [00:13:53] Yeah. [00:13:55] Every word that comes out of his mouth is suspect. [00:13:59] Everything. [00:14:00] Well, that's why I was so stunned when we called the hospital and he was there. [00:14:05] Because I'm like, wait a minute. [00:14:06] He said something true? [00:14:08] Yeah. [00:14:08] But what he does is he takes a morsel of truth, like my bladder's fucked up and turns it into bladder cancer, colon cancer. [00:14:15] They looked at my neck, blah, blah, fucking black. [00:14:18] Anyway, enough Joe Tanelli talking. [00:14:21] We're going to go through some letters and take some calls and do some live chats. [00:14:25] The live chats are fun because 100% of the money goes to Max and John, who got four years in prison for beating up Antifa, which apparently is a crime. === Canadian Government Narratives (10:22) === [00:14:36] Isn't it funny, by the way? [00:14:37] I was saying this on Getter. [00:14:38] And shut up about Gab. [00:14:40] I'll go on Gab. [00:14:41] I'll go on them all. [00:14:45] The Canadian government, the American government, never had a problem with Antifa or BLM. [00:14:50] They didn't mind. [00:14:51] They never called them terrorists. [00:14:52] They said they're civiloids because they're pro-government. [00:14:56] BLM and Antifa is on the side of the government. [00:15:00] When Justin Trudeau likes you, it's bad. [00:15:03] When Joe Biden and Barack Obama like you, it's bad. [00:15:06] It means that you are doing their bidding. [00:15:09] And they were doing their bidding. [00:15:10] They hate the truckers because the truckers are truly anti-government. [00:15:15] Now, I was saying that to my wife this morning, I'm getting some vibes out there. [00:15:20] It's hard to quantify. [00:15:22] We're talking about hundreds of millions of people. [00:15:24] But my vibe is the truckers have redefined the left narrative, much to their chagrin. [00:15:33] So the narrative was Proud Boys are Nazis. [00:15:37] They were in Charlottesville. [00:15:38] They killed Heather Heyer. [00:15:39] That was a successful narrative that did well. [00:15:41] That's why John and Max are in prison. [00:15:43] Then it was the insurrectionists. [00:15:46] They weren't just fucking breaking some windows and they're mad about the election. [00:15:49] They're trying to ruin America. [00:15:51] They hate our democracy. [00:15:52] They're evil. [00:15:53] I think that narrative worked. [00:15:55] And then with the truckers, they said they're Nazis. [00:15:59] They wave swastikas and Confederate flags and they're violent and dangerous and people are dying. [00:16:07] And they just went too far with that. [00:16:09] And also, wait a minute, I forgot one. [00:16:11] Before the truckers, they took the angry parents who were mad about CRT, critical race theory, and they said, these people are racist. [00:16:21] And everyone has kids. [00:16:23] And people go, wait a minute, I have kids. [00:16:25] When I send my kid to school, you're going to tell him that he stole this land from the Indians, and everything that we've built was built on the backs of slavery. [00:16:35] That's a very esoteric theory. [00:16:36] It's not true, but it's very weird. [00:16:38] So you're going to tell my son and my daughter that they suck. [00:16:42] Because everything is stolen. [00:16:44] They're basically Uday Hussein. [00:16:47] That's what you're teaching my kids. [00:16:48] And they vilified those parents. [00:16:50] So that was a biggie. [00:16:52] Vilifying those parents was a very dumb move because it was just people who cared about their kids. [00:16:58] And then vilifying the truckers was another dumb move where they overdid it. [00:17:02] Now we have proof that Hillary was spying on Trump. [00:17:06] So I think this is the vibe I'm getting, that these, not the radical left, they're gone. [00:17:12] But the moderate left is sort of going, so wait, what's been going on? [00:17:16] Yeah. [00:17:17] And one little anecdote I have is my buddy Chris, Proud Boy, he got a call from his mother who wasn't speaking to him. [00:17:24] They haven't spoken in a year because he's been brainwashed by a proud boy's propaganda and he's a Nazi and he's ruining the country and blah, blah, blah, Trump, whatever, whatever. [00:17:32] So she wasn't speaking to him. [00:17:34] She called him last week and she said, all right, so what's going on? [00:17:39] What is this club? [00:17:41] What's it called? [00:17:42] I'm going to give you like half an hour. [00:17:44] I'm going to hear you out. [00:17:46] And he said, okay, mom. [00:17:48] She wasn't taking his calls before. [00:17:50] Here's the deal. [00:17:51] And he explains, you know, the club, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. [00:17:54] And my gut says that that mom calling Chris is happening all over the country. [00:18:00] I think these dumb bitch, you know, purple-haired sister-in-laws that were angry with their brother-in-law are now going, so wait, what is it? [00:18:09] Because, and these kind of trends can be set off by the tiniest thing. [00:18:14] It's possible the bouncy castles were the catalysts. [00:18:18] Maybe. [00:18:18] The bouncy catalysts. [00:18:20] Because they go, these people are evil. [00:18:22] They're violent racists. [00:18:24] And you go, okay, I don't like violence. [00:18:26] I don't like racists. [00:18:27] Let's see what we got. [00:18:28] You tune in and you see bouncy castles. [00:18:30] And there's been zero violent incidents. [00:18:34] But how many times can you tar a group of people standing up for themselves with the same names, same brushes? [00:18:43] Doesn't work. [00:18:44] Everyone's a Nazi. [00:18:45] Everyone's a nutjob. [00:18:47] Everyone's right-wing. [00:18:48] Well, I would say it was working. [00:18:50] When does it end? [00:18:51] It was working up until January 6th. [00:18:53] It was working. [00:18:54] It's funny because Trudeau, in the beginning, he's like, it's a small group of fringe people. [00:18:59] Yes. [00:18:59] But yet you fled to seclusion. [00:19:02] Yeah, why are you scared of this? [00:19:03] And now you're asking to enact war powers or special events. [00:19:09] He's still going with the Nazi thing, by the way. [00:19:11] He's a group of fringe people. [00:19:13] Yeah. [00:19:13] It doesn't sound like a group of fringe people. [00:19:15] It doesn't look like it either. [00:19:16] No. [00:19:17] We can see it with our own eyeballs. [00:19:19] Yeah, that's the thing. [00:19:20] And that's the beauty of it. [00:19:21] Australia. [00:19:22] There was a couple other countries that were having marches and everything. [00:19:26] Yeah, and I think it's because we now have cell phones. [00:19:29] We now are citizen journalists. [00:19:30] By the way, shout out to Ezra Levant, who's turning 50, I believe, today. [00:19:34] Did you send my text to him? [00:19:36] I did. [00:19:38] Ezra has always been big on citizen journalists. [00:19:40] He's always been big on film it yourself. [00:19:45] And I think that's a big part of this is the mainstream media is just an extension of the DNC. [00:19:50] They've been pushing this narrative. [00:19:52] Who the fuck is doing construction at 9.30 at night? [00:19:56] New York City, the city never sleeps. [00:20:01] Unbelievable. [00:20:06] So, yeah, I mean, it's hard to gauge these things, but that's just the vibe I get. [00:20:09] And Ezra's all over the news, too. [00:20:11] I don't think you could underestimate the impact Ezra has had on Canada. [00:20:16] I think Justin Trudeau is about to come down on him hard because he's altered the narrative in Canada. [00:20:24] And Justin Trudeau, remember, paid $700 million to the Canadian media. [00:20:29] And his argument was, I'm trying to save, you know, newsprint and dead media. [00:20:35] I'm trying to keep it alive so we can have a robust discussion. [00:20:38] For what? [00:20:38] It was a bribe. [00:20:40] Yeah. [00:20:40] It was a bribe. [00:20:42] And there's only about 40,000 people in Canadian media. [00:20:46] So 7 million ends up being a pretty good check. [00:20:49] Per person? [00:20:49] 70 million or 700 million. [00:20:50] Sorry, 700 million. [00:20:52] So it ends up being like, I forget the exact number, but it's like 70 grand per person, including like guys who hold the boom at the CBC. [00:21:00] The boom mic. [00:21:01] Like everyone's covered. [00:21:02] Man, if I wasn't banned from Canada and on an undesirable list, I'd go there and say I was a fucking journalist. [00:21:07] That's for the money. [00:21:09] Why are you banned from Canada again? [00:21:11] Because my affiliation with the club. [00:21:14] No Hell's Angels from America are allowed in Canada. [00:21:18] From Amerineck? [00:21:20] America. [00:21:20] America. [00:21:21] Yeah, not one. [00:21:23] Even if you have no criminal record. [00:21:24] Nope. [00:21:25] Can't get into ball. [00:21:26] So how do they know you're a Hells Angel if you have no criminal record? [00:21:28] Because there's lists. [00:21:30] I'm on a domestic terrorist list. [00:21:31] But I also have three violent elements, but any member, they know who members are. [00:21:37] They do tons and they spend hundreds of millions of dollars surveilling everybody. [00:21:41] It gets distributed throughout Interpool and RCMP. [00:21:46] But Canadian Hell's Angels can come to America. [00:21:49] I got to go up there for my brother's stag. [00:21:51] I don't know if I'm going to make it. [00:21:53] It's funny because, you know, I have family members up there, and they're getting up in age. [00:21:58] And I'm like, man, I'm not going to be able to go to their funerals. [00:22:02] You know, it's my mom's sister and her husband and children. [00:22:06] And, you know, my family, a couple of my family members who work for certain alphabet soups, were like, do you think that we couldn't get you into the country for a funeral? [00:22:18] Nice. [00:22:19] I said, I don't know, but I doubt it, but maybe. [00:22:23] Ryan Matty looks a little sick. [00:22:25] And I'm looking at him with my bare eyeballs, and he looks like a little pink Scotsman. [00:22:30] But I look at him on the screen and he looks cadaverous. [00:22:33] Could throw a little more saturation. [00:22:34] Give him a little bit of warmth. [00:22:37] Okay, put some satch on me. [00:22:38] Look, I got a hard time. [00:22:39] We're talking about funerals, and I feel like I'm at his right now. [00:22:43] He's got satched, so he's satched up. [00:22:48] We're approaching the half-hour mark. [00:22:49] I think it's time to say goodbye to the freeloaders. [00:22:52] Yeah, we could. [00:22:53] Maybe we should give them a taste, though, of what we do here. [00:22:57] So let's try. [00:22:58] Is the super chat up? [00:23:00] We got the chats coming up, and then also we have a poll because there's been a split in our fans. [00:23:08] Some of them identify, of course, as baby monsters, which we officially dub them. [00:23:13] Some of them are revolting, and they're calling themselves pool shitters. [00:23:16] So as you can see, the majority of them are identifying as pool shitters. [00:23:22] Go to the chat. [00:23:23] Of our live show. [00:23:24] Oh, yeah. [00:23:26] And so if you click the live show on the browser, there's a chat beneath it, and I have a comment in there. [00:23:33] And it's the poll. [00:23:34] I'll post it again. [00:23:36] And you can vote. [00:23:37] But it's kind of upsetting that our baby monsters are not. [00:23:39] Yeah, I'm not nuts about this trend. [00:23:40] I mean, I'm not like Trudeau. [00:23:42] I'm not a dictator. [00:23:43] So if pool shitters wins, I guess we'll have to change. [00:23:46] I just spent a bunch of money on baby monsters shirts. [00:23:49] But my problem with pool shitters is girls don't want to be known as pool shitters. [00:23:54] Girls don't poo. [00:23:55] Maybe that's how we split up the genders. [00:23:57] So if we, oh, the females are baby monsters, but now Maddie represents women. [00:24:03] That's all right. [00:24:06] You know what they used to call me? [00:24:08] What? [00:24:08] Captain Savajo. [00:24:10] Damn. [00:24:11] Because I used to go in. [00:24:12] You know, we used to have liberties at all the local houses. [00:24:18] I love hearing your sanitized discussion of bike. [00:24:20] So, well, we ran strip clubs. [00:24:23] So there was always girls at my house that needed help or needed a place to stay. [00:24:30] Or drugs. [00:24:31] Yeah, whatever. [00:24:32] I had a mirror there. [00:24:33] We swore every day we were going to break it because it was just tons of cocaine and everything there and crystal methane, all the goods, and stupid pills, opioids. === Report To Location (03:52) === [00:24:42] But yeah, they said, man, you just always bring these fucking hoes. [00:24:47] And I'm like, yeah, but you all end up banging them. [00:24:50] You should thank me. [00:24:51] Yeah, do you want me to bring home nuns? [00:24:53] Like, I remember one time, guys called me from Harvard. [00:24:56] One guy was from my church, my good friend I grew up with. [00:24:59] And he's like, Maddie, I'm here with so-and-so from Massachusetts. [00:25:02] He's like, we know you got hoes up here, too. [00:25:05] Can you call a couple, tell them to come over? [00:25:07] So I have to call girls in another state to go hang out at the clubhouse with them to entertain them. [00:25:12] So were you Captain Savajo or Captain Wrangeloho? [00:25:15] Captain Savajo, because I always took them under my wing and love them. [00:25:20] You would date them. [00:25:22] I loved them. [00:25:23] They were good girls. [00:25:25] Ryan, what is this weird blood diarrhea of a color you chose to go behind me? [00:25:30] I don't know. [00:25:30] It thought it'd be fun. [00:25:31] It's like someone ate razor blades. [00:25:35] And Pico de Gallo. [00:25:39] And be good at it. [00:25:41] Yeah, let's take some calls. [00:25:42] All the money goes to Max and John. [00:25:46] We used to do doodles and auction them off. [00:25:48] I'm not good enough to read letters, answer calls, and read super chats and draw at the same time. [00:25:56] But we'll figure that out. [00:25:58] They're getting out pretty soon. [00:26:01] I mean, relatively soon. [00:26:02] Let's say like eight months. [00:26:03] But Maddie burst our bubble. [00:26:05] I had such a great plan for when they get out of prison. [00:26:08] But you can't party when you got out of prison. [00:26:10] You got to report to your location. [00:26:12] Well, you have 72 hours to report to your P.O. [00:26:15] Oh, I thought you said it was eight. [00:26:18] Well, you want to get there as soon as possible. [00:26:21] Like, because they're up, however, before they get released, they're going to go back. [00:26:27] You're going to go see their counselors. [00:26:29] They're going to make sure that they have a release ID. [00:26:31] If they don't have their social security art, they'll get them a new one. [00:26:34] All this to prepare them to get out. [00:26:36] And they release you, and they ask you, do you have a way home? [00:26:40] Is someone going to come pick you up? [00:26:41] Or do they have to provide transportation? [00:26:44] They'll give you a train ticket or a bus ticket or wherever. [00:26:47] So sometimes the bus trip, but from the minute you get out, you have to report within 72 hours. [00:26:54] That's tons of time. [00:26:56] Although he's going back to Chicago. [00:26:58] Yeah, he has to do what they call an interstate compact because his charges are here in New York, but he lives there. [00:27:04] So he has to. [00:27:05] Wait a minute. [00:27:05] So now you're reinvigorating my plan. [00:27:07] I think we can squeeze a fucking big party in, especially if we party up in, it's near, what's the ski place up there, Silver Lake? [00:27:19] Oh, Lake Placid. [00:27:20] Lake Placid. [00:27:21] There's a place next to Lake Placid that's awesome. [00:27:25] It's like a yuppie town. [00:27:27] And that would cause big problems with his wife and kids. [00:27:31] No. [00:27:32] No? [00:27:32] No. [00:27:34] Zenoa told him to join the Proud Boys. [00:27:36] No, I'm saying you get out from prison and the first thing you do is go to the prison. [00:27:40] No, no, no. [00:27:41] I have a plan for that. [00:27:43] We bring in Zenoa and the kids. [00:27:46] They're at a hotel room. [00:27:47] That's fantastic. [00:27:48] You can only fuck for so long. [00:27:50] You can only hug your kids for so long. [00:27:52] Five minutes after being away for four years? [00:27:54] Yeah. [00:27:55] Let's give them. [00:27:56] Look, say we picked them up at 4 p.m. [00:27:58] Right. [00:28:00] The place near Lake Placid, I'm forgetting. [00:28:04] It's got a weird name. [00:28:05] It's only like an hour away. [00:28:08] We get the hotel there. [00:28:10] You fuck your wife. === Talking About Down Syndrome (13:38) === [00:28:11] We'll play with your kids while you're doing that. [00:28:13] You disgusting animal. [00:28:15] You fornicator. [00:28:16] And then we give the kids back. [00:28:18] That's another hour with the kids. [00:28:21] After that, the kids are tired. [00:28:22] It's 8 o'clock, 9 o'clock. [00:28:25] Fucking throw them in bed. [00:28:27] Listen, I wholehearted agree with it. [00:28:31] Because he specially has to go to Chicago. [00:28:35] Yeah. [00:28:36] I don't know where Max is from. [00:28:38] He's from, well, where's he from? [00:28:43] Jersey, right? [00:28:43] Jersey, yeah. [00:28:44] So he also has to get an interstate compact. [00:28:48] Anyway, can we take a call before we say goodbye? [00:28:51] Just got to turn on your little Mikey Wakey. [00:28:53] My mic is on, shithead. [00:28:55] Okay. [00:28:58] There's a lot of news to cover, by the way. [00:28:59] Project Veritas is doing shit. [00:29:01] We'll talk about that tomorrow. [00:29:02] Go ahead, Caller. [00:29:03] Go ahead, Caller. [00:29:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:29:06] I got a very minor gripe with Gavin. [00:29:09] We were watching Gavin and Anthony Cumia last night, and he said there's a show, The White Loaded. [00:29:17] So typically, most of the stuff Gavin does, you know, we love and agree with. [00:29:22] So we're like, it must be a good show. [00:29:24] So we binge-watched that whole motherfucker last night, or we're on the last episode. [00:29:29] And while it's okay, and that blonde is super hot, he said it was Soprano best. [00:29:35] And that's not even close to Sopranos. [00:29:39] It is close to Sopranos, sir. [00:29:41] You are factually wrong. [00:29:44] If Sopranos is a 10, then White Lotus is a 6.8, which is pretty good. [00:29:51] 6.8 to a 10? [00:29:53] Yeah. [00:29:54] What do you think? [00:29:55] Three? [00:29:57] How did you say that? [00:29:58] What do I think? [00:30:00] It was like a, you know, it was like a five, six. [00:30:02] I mean, okay, tell me a show. [00:30:04] Tell me a show that's better than White Lotus, closer to the Sopranos. [00:30:11] Breaking Bad, that would be it. [00:30:12] Fargo Dexter. [00:30:16] Dexter was, I mean, it got a little bit done. [00:30:18] Dexter's for checks. [00:30:19] Dexter was good. [00:30:20] It's good, but it's two points below. [00:30:22] Sopranos for sure. [00:30:23] Dexter, that weird gay hunk who kills people? [00:30:25] Gay hunk that kills people, yeah. [00:30:27] Yeah. [00:30:28] It's a George Broadfront's Dracula. [00:30:32] It's good. [00:30:33] And that girl's really hot, so that did help. [00:30:36] The acting is amazing. [00:30:37] The writing's good. [00:30:38] I like that the protagonist is the gay hotel owner who has no idea what he's doing. [00:30:42] Have you seen it, Maddie? [00:30:43] White Lotus? [00:30:44] No. [00:30:45] Dude, you have to see it. [00:30:47] And it's kind of anti-woke because the woke mulatto ruins everyone's life, including. [00:30:55] Yeah, we were going to say we did notice that it was kind of neutral and that it ended up making the more liberal woke people look shittier. [00:31:04] So we did like that because at first we thought they were going to go the other way. [00:31:08] And we were like, oh, this is why would Gavin recommend this? [00:31:10] And they were like, oh, okay. [00:31:11] Once we got over there, wait a minute. [00:31:13] Isn't that whole show to binge watch? [00:31:15] Isn't it like five hours? [00:31:17] Oh, yeah. [00:31:18] We don't really have much of a life. [00:31:20] So I did the show with Anthony four to like six. [00:31:25] You must have watched it till the wee hours last night. [00:31:29] Yeah, we were up till about three in the morning after you and Anthony got off. [00:31:32] Yeah, we're going to go. [00:31:33] Well, you should check out these movies, The Godfather. [00:31:37] Binge watched them tonight and then binge watched the Mad Max movies. [00:31:43] What was the other show you guys were talking about with the Transnistria? [00:31:46] Thanks for calling, by the way. [00:31:47] Also, no, you don't get two things. [00:31:49] Thanks for calling. [00:31:49] You get a fade, though. [00:31:51] That's for sure. [00:31:52] You were talking about another one with a tranny and a girl that you said was a 10 where was that white load? [00:31:58] TV show? [00:31:58] Yeah, yeah. [00:31:59] You looked at her tits? [00:32:00] Yesterday. [00:32:02] Perfect. [00:32:03] You said there were 10 tits. [00:32:05] Oh, yeah. [00:32:05] I remember 10 tits. [00:32:08] I remember the tits. [00:32:10] Let's see. [00:32:10] I can't remember from the show. [00:32:12] I don't remember the name of the show. [00:32:14] There was the Down syndrome check we were talking about. [00:32:16] Oh, that was Victoria's Secrets. [00:32:19] Which I was, I had a bunch of people talk to me about this since then. [00:32:24] We didn't get into this with Anthony, but Victoria's Secret is lingerie. [00:32:30] It's sexual. [00:32:31] Yeah, that's the show right there. [00:32:31] Oh, Euphoria. [00:32:32] I haven't seen Euphoria. [00:32:34] I haven't seen Euphoria. [00:32:35] But judging by what everyone's saying, I want to check it out. [00:32:38] It seems like it might be good. [00:32:40] But yeah, Victoria's Secret's sexual. [00:32:44] Should we be sexualizing people with Down syndrome? [00:32:47] Now, there's a spectrum of Down syndrome. [00:32:50] There's relatively normal guys. [00:32:51] In fact, some people with Down syndrome are smarter than Ryan. [00:32:54] Huh? [00:32:54] Probably me too. [00:32:56] Me too. [00:32:57] So the best Down syndrome is better than the worst Ryan. [00:33:03] How do you guys find time to watch all these shows? [00:33:06] I haven't seen Euphoria. [00:33:08] Oh, me neither. [00:33:09] Have you felt euphoria? [00:33:10] Ooh. [00:33:11] See, he's retarded. [00:33:13] But should we be sexualizing people with Down syndrome? [00:33:17] Like, I agree because you don't know what their comprehension is. [00:33:23] If they understand how they're being seen or being portrayed. [00:33:27] Like, legally, a judge has to say this woman was capable of consent. [00:33:32] Right. [00:33:32] Do they have like, I don't know if they have conservatorships. [00:33:34] Like, if somebody considers it. [00:33:35] Is she capable of consent? [00:33:36] But then another part of you goes, wait a minute. [00:33:39] Like, I was at a strip club once and there's a guy with Down syndrome there and he's drinking booze. [00:33:43] And I think he's a customer. [00:33:44] He's an adult. [00:33:45] He has the right to drink booze. [00:33:47] He's looking at tits. [00:33:48] He has a libido, his pubes. [00:33:50] So it sounds strange that a society would deny an adult his sexuality. [00:33:57] So I'm not making a decision either way. [00:33:59] Right. [00:33:59] It just seems weird that you could fuck someone with the brain of an eight-year-old. [00:34:05] That sounds like a lot of people. [00:34:05] I wouldn't leave kosher with that. [00:34:07] You know what I mean? [00:34:08] I wouldn't. [00:34:09] It wouldn't be. [00:34:10] Like, if I had a daughter or a sibling that had Down syndrome, I would want her tubes tied, obviously. [00:34:18] I think their tubes don't need to be tied, though, because males with Down syndrome, I don't think they can inseminate. [00:34:24] Like God already put a thing in it. [00:34:27] But I still want her to have a sexual life if she has those desires and she's an adult. [00:34:33] So as a sibling or a father of someone with Down syndrome, I'd be like, can you guys just smooch? [00:34:40] You'd have to. [00:34:40] And dry hump. [00:34:41] I'm sure that she's. [00:34:44] I mean, this is an industry that uses people. [00:34:46] It's notorious for it. [00:34:47] Yeah. [00:34:48] Yeah, we're actually talking about two separate things. [00:34:50] Right. [00:34:50] One thing is, should a Down syndrome model be advertising a sexual lingerie thing? [00:34:56] For that, I think it's pretty clear the answer is no. [00:34:58] No. [00:35:00] Secondly, separate subject. [00:35:02] You have a family member who has Down syndrome. [00:35:04] She has a libido. [00:35:06] How far can she exercise on like Lifetime or something about people with Down syndrome getting together and hooking up and like wanting to date and marry? [00:35:17] And like some people, some of them just didn't have the comprehension of what the relationship was. [00:35:23] Like I'm not just a person. [00:35:24] I'll make paragraphs. [00:35:26] You may smooch and dry hump. [00:35:28] That's all. [00:35:29] You know that Love on the Spectrum show? [00:35:32] I can't help but think God's design is in there because they'll meet someone, they'll get along great, and then they'll go, oh, it's in Australia. [00:35:41] And she's like, I don't think we're going to meet again. [00:35:45] I just want to be friends. [00:35:46] Yeah, we're just going to be friends. [00:35:48] And you're like, maybe God put a thing in their DNA that says, don't close the deal. [00:35:53] I don't want you closing the deal. [00:35:55] Like I said, it all would depend on. [00:35:57] I mean, me personally, I would not be attracted to that. [00:36:02] Maybe that's another thing that's shallow. [00:36:04] That's God's programming. [00:36:06] I'm not. [00:36:07] He's like, I don't want you to want to fuck them. [00:36:09] Like, when I was young, I would fuck, I was like a rabbit. [00:36:11] I'd fuck anything that moved. [00:36:13] Yeah. [00:36:13] But now, at this day, I'm 50 years old. [00:36:17] You know, who wants to blow in a girl's ear and give her a refill? [00:36:21] You know, fucking airhead. [00:36:23] Like, if people say, oh, this girl's great. [00:36:25] I'm like, yeah, she's 20, 23, 20. [00:36:27] What do I have in common with a 23-year-old? [00:36:29] They're kind of like retards, actually, when you get to this age. [00:36:32] You know, here. [00:36:36] Well, my wife, we should get her on the show. [00:36:37] She fucks a retard about once a week. [00:36:39] Oh! [00:36:40] Oh! [00:36:42] There's more intellectual stimulation and attraction now at this stage in my life that looks aren't, you know, even though I'm a male model myself. [00:36:54] You know, I got girls beating my door down. [00:36:56] But I've had my fair share of women in my life. [00:37:02] Whoa. [00:37:04] But yeah, and the same thing with that little girl, the 22-year-old that looks like a kid. [00:37:09] That's a different thing. [00:37:10] That's wrong. [00:37:11] That's the worst thing in the world. [00:37:13] She's an adult and she can do whatever she wants in her life, but not for me. [00:37:17] No. [00:37:18] Sorry, you can't fuck anyone. [00:37:20] Anyone. [00:37:20] No, that's not for me. [00:37:22] Except if you find another man who has your same disease. [00:37:26] She could maybe fuck a midget. [00:37:28] Why is this an international plan? [00:37:30] These fucking Scottish people with their scams. [00:37:33] This is like some weird phone they probably bought in Bavaria that doesn't have a footprint. [00:37:41] Sinokia. [00:37:45] Fuck you, bitch. [00:37:47] That's my mom. [00:37:49] Oh, she survived all your travesties and death stories. [00:37:55] They also have 17 phone numbers, too, because they keep getting their phones taken away for being retarded. [00:38:02] Being retarded and being Scottish is very similar. [00:38:05] Yeah. [00:38:06] So I don't even know what the real phone number is anymore. [00:38:10] Hello? [00:38:10] What do you think people did on? [00:38:11] Oh, God. [00:38:14] I want to find out why my mom fucks a retard and made me. [00:38:20] Anyway, let's get behind the paywall now. [00:38:23] That was 45 minutes. [00:38:25] Lots of fun stuff to come. [00:38:28] And cheap states are not invited. [00:38:30] Oh, maybe wait, wait, wait, wait. [00:38:31] We should read one letter. [00:38:34] Let me rephrase that. [00:38:35] Let's read letters until we get to a good one. [00:38:39] Okay. [00:38:40] So let's hit the mailbag. [00:38:42] Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. [00:38:47] Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. [00:38:52] Let me touch it. [00:38:56] Okay. [00:38:57] I checked the mailbag before we started the show, and the first few are very bad. [00:39:02] Someone says, Perfect trucker vid. [00:39:06] Are you feeling viddy? [00:39:08] Show a vid. [00:39:09] Viddy sent. [00:39:11] It's a vid he sent. [00:39:15] People with low IQs love puns. [00:39:18] Me too. [00:39:23] Wait, stop. [00:39:24] Stop. [00:39:25] This is exactly what I was talking about. [00:39:28] You tell, you know, naive people who aren't, they don't have their ear to the ground. [00:39:35] They follow the news. [00:39:36] They don't talk to people on the street for whatever reason. [00:39:39] Maybe there's busy housewives. [00:39:41] They don't get a chance to. [00:39:42] So they go, oh, there's Nazis everywhere. [00:39:44] Okay, I believe you, Rachel Maddow and Don Lamont. [00:39:48] You're telling me this. [00:39:49] You seem to know what you're talking about. [00:39:50] You have a show on CNN. [00:39:52] But then this happens, and they go, wait a minute. [00:39:56] These are the fucking assholes you were talking about. [00:40:00] Yeah, Ilhan Omar. [00:40:01] That was shocking. [00:40:02] Ilhan Omar took our side. [00:40:05] That's how bad that was. [00:40:07] joyous because they want their freedom back in this celebration that was a dumb video Thanks for that. [00:40:21] Like the 90s. [00:40:24] We will be continuing to take calls, enjoying ourselves, reading letters. [00:40:28] Thursday night's a unique night. [00:40:30] It's strange that we use this to represent the show because it's not like the show. [00:40:34] Monday and Tuesday, we go through the news. [00:40:36] We do green screens. [00:40:37] We have guests. [00:40:38] We talk about fun stuff and we're silly. [00:40:41] Wednesdays, we go down to Compound Media in Manhattan, and Anthony and I do a show. [00:40:48] Thursday nights, we do a live show where we read letters, we take calls, we get drunk, and we have fun. [00:40:57] And then Fridays is much like Monday and Tuesday. [00:41:01] So you're really just seeing the party show. [00:41:03] Anywhere suits. [00:41:04] Wait, go back, go back. [00:41:06] People that write could have been, that is all. [00:41:09] Wait, one, people that write could have been. [00:41:11] That is all. [00:41:12] Two, I was thinking Trudeau needs a nickname. [00:41:14] Maybe something like Lesbo Castro. [00:41:17] Well, True Dope seems to be the most popular one. [00:41:19] True Dow. [00:41:20] You guys can probably do better, be better. [00:41:22] Love you guys. [00:41:23] Benji Franks. [00:41:24] It's 25 bucks to Max and John. [00:41:25] All right. [00:41:26] So we'll continue with all that fun stuff. [00:41:28] You guys have got a taste of a portion of our show. [00:41:31] This is what we're like when we're drinking beer. [00:41:32] We like you more than a friend. [00:41:34] Get fired. [00:41:35] Get in trouble. [00:41:36] Be brave. [00:41:38] And never stop fighting. [00:41:40] Subscribers, stay tuned. [00:41:42] A voice system all your life with all control power. [00:41:44] And who's gonna fully game your hands? [00:41:47] The story club chicken's giving business flying.