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Jan. 25, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E80 - FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME

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	I like that banging the my ears.
	Do you know them?
	Personally?
	Yeah.
	No.
	You don't know all Japanese people?
	No, that's not even a common misconception.
	That's just nonsense.
	I think silly?
	Yes.
	I'm being silly?
	Do you know all Scottish folks?
	That's racist.
	Okay.
	I'd rather be silly than racist.
	I apologize.
	Got a lot of racial shit on today's show.
	A lot of racist shit.
	A lot of proud boys.
	I was just hanging out with them down in Florida.
	That was fun.
	It's pretty cool being associated with this club, I'll say.
	We went kayaking and the teenagers hated it.
	My youngest boy was totally into it.
	Even though I hit him in the head by accident with my paddle, he was on my kayak.
	But we saw ibis, hurricane bird, blue herons, all kinds of crazy birds.
	We were going through these little actuaries, I guess.
	I don't know.
	Saw a really weird fish, stargazer.
	It's got both eyes on the top of its head and a face like this.
	It's on my getter account.
	And the kids, the teenagers, my daughter was so bored by this kayak trip that she was crying.
	She had makeup streaming down her face.
	Look at that cool thing we found just as we were pulling in.
	What the fuck?
	Is that?
	I heard it's African.
	It's an invasive species.
	I had no idea if that was alive or dead.
	He wasn't moving.
	His eyes weren't closed.
	I don't think they close.
	Just laying there like a fish.
	Yeah, like a dead fish.
	I fucked it.
	And it felt like a dead fish.
	It didn't jump on top.
	Yeah.
	Remember, that was a thing when you were young?
	Oh, she sucks in bed.
	Yeah.
	You don't say that as an adult.
	No.
	A woman is a canvas.
	You don't say, no painters go, yeah, that's a shitty canvas.
	I require zero effort from a female.
	Yeah.
	I'd like to last.
	But otherwise, I'm in control.
	I wonder how our don't break for quefs shirt is coming along.
	I should ask him.
	But anyway, so the kids, the teenagers hate it.
	And it's funny because, you know, when they were younger, I thought, oh, God, I hope they're not gay.
	And then when we're on the kayak, I'm like, I wish they were fucking gay.
	At least they'd be fun.
	Like, fucking fish, you guys.
	Oh, my God, Dad, look, a blue hair.
	It's like a blue-gray.
	I hate it.
	So tech.
	I'd be like, I know what you mean.
	It's not blue and it's not gray.
	It's like some weird, like, dead guy's eyes.
	It's like, make up your mind or something.
	I know.
	That's hilarious.
	So then I, there's these Proud Boys in town from like, there's fucking 16 chapters in Florida.
	16 headquarters, 16 meetups.
	Same with California.
	And so I just call the nearest chapter and I go, hey, I'm stuck here.
	Uber sucks.
	There's no XLs and there's five of us.
	So within five minutes, two cars pull in.
	One of them says, fuck around and find out on the side with a massive rooster on the front, a big cock on the front with the Proud Boys laurels.
	On its truck.
	It's got a neck tattoo that says Proud Boys.
	They're all younger than me and grandfathers.
	They all had their kids at like 19.
	That's amazing.
	That's amazing.
	Isn't that amazing?
	See, when you do it, it's insulting, though.
	When I do it, it's accurate.
	When you do it, it kind of sounds like you're making fun of them.
	You're not making fun of it?
	Yours is an homage?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	It's very different.
	Mine is amazing.
	Amazing.
	That's harsh.
	Why don't we ask Jesse Lee Peterson himself?
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, I actually did.
	And he liked it.
	So when I do it, are you insulting when I say amazing?
	Whoa.
	What's your problem?
	I thought you liked me.
	I do like you.
	I have a lot of respect for you.
	You just say you have a cleft palette, I think, and you say amazing.
	I'm weird.
	Yeah, that's weird.
	I got it.
	Jesse, amazing.
	That's pretty good.
	Okay, I'll do the exact same thing.
	Okay.
	Oh, amazing.
	Bro, that's messed up.
	If you have something you want to say to me that you don't like me, then you can say it.
	Jesse, he just, when he thinks of you, he thinks you're amazing.
	He's trying to flatter you.
	Oh, okay.
	Not a problem.
	Other guy, not gaming.
	Great.
	I made an enemy today.
	I just started the show.
	I tried to explain to him that it's, there's no hard feelings.
	Not thunder.
	There's no cleft palettes here.
	Yeah, Florida was cool.
	No mandates.
	Good vibes.
	Everywhere was fucking packed.
	Packed.
	And it's weird being, we were in New Smyrna Beach.
	And it's weird being down there because it's like old people are part of the populace.
	So you're at a bar and there's gorgeous young people there partying, but they have to accept that 50% of the population are geriatrics.
	And they coexist in a strange way that's very respectful, but it's also weird.
	That's hard to explain.
	But it was great being around Nomask.
	I tried to embarrass my dad with various outfits.
	I had two Budweiser ensembles head to toe, and I thought, I'm going to go to your fucking local and embarrass you, but it didn't work.
	Floridians are too amicable.
	So they were all just fucking hi-fi.
	It's the Budweiser guy.
	Yeah.
	Crocs is their national bird, so you're not going to embarrass them.
	I was getting fist pumps, everything.
	Show my other awesome Budweiser outfit, which you can always see if you follow me on Getter.
	Yeah, that one.
	You know what happened?
	Okay, how much is this like the Eddie Murphy sketch from SNL Black Like Me?
	We go in there, we get some slushies, and the woman sees me taking the picture with my kids, and she goes, oh, you should take that picture with a Budweiser.
	And I said, well, we don't have 7-Elevens in New York, so I'm posing with this.
	And she goes, oh, you're from New York.
	And you go, yeah, and we go to pay for the slushies.
	And she goes, don't worry about it.
	You're good.
	Wow.
	You're good.
	And I go, the slushies are free?
	Go, go.
	No one's around.
	Just take it.
	What's that?
	Say that again.
	So that was awesome.
	But if I did have to say one thing about Florida that's bad, the meth epidemic is getting pretty serious.
	A lot of real antsy dudes.
	We went to one restaurant that was like shitty, fast food because we were with the kids and they're not going to appreciate a good steak dinner.
	So it's like fries and nuggets.
	Every single person there was on meth.
	Now, I started thinking, is that so bad?
	Like the food arrived fast.
	That was in the lineup at the airport.
	She's clearly high.
	You know what she did?
	She waited in line with me for about 20 minutes to get Burger King.
	And then she went to the end of the line of some Italian place and got another big meal.
	Now, she's clearly not hungry.
	I don't know why I did an old filter on that.
	Everyone is on meth in Florida.
	How many heads turned around when you said that?
	Yeah, the entire airport heard me.
	It kind of reminds me of the South.
	I mean, I guess it is the South.
	But when I was in South Carolina, in Abbevale, a nice middle-class town, big high school football town, Friday night lights.
	And then it's around 2 a.m.
	And I'm drunk out of my mind.
	We've been drinking all day.
	I'm ready to fall asleep.
	And I look around the bar and it's just like the whole bar.
	Old man, young men, woman, black, white.
	Everyone has golf balls for eyes.
	I mean, that's pretty bad, isn't it?
	It fucks up your teeth in those mug shots, but maybe some people can handle it.
	So this is an old man filter on there?
	They're getting really good with that.
	So I don't have to dwell.
	It looks old as shit.
	It's the technology they have on Snapchat is amazing.
	They do the eye bags.
	Yeah, we don't have to get that.
	They make the facial hair look all shiny and old.
	I think we made it.
	I think we got it.
	We did enough free advertising for their filter.
	Pretty good, guys.
	But yeah, it was cool meeting Proud Boys and hanging out with those dudes.
	It's weird when you're in a red state.
	Proud boys are...
	They don't really rally like they do in the Pacific Northwest.
	Oh, and we'll talk about that in a bit, that National Geographic thing that came out.
	But I enjoyed Florida.
	Thank you for having us.
	Everything was fucking cheap as shit, too.
	That was fun.
	And it was good seeing my old man.
	I went swimming at his...
	They have a little apartment complex down there on Nusmarna Beach, which they say in a Scottish accent.
	And my daughter thinks that that's how you pronounce it.
	Nusmarna Beach.
	Yeah, she'll be like, so how long are we going to be in Nusmarna?
	And I'm not correcting her.
	I wanted to know that.
	Like Argentina.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Nusmarna.
	They were all really cool there, all the old timers.
	Lots of sharks.
	We were right on the breakers there.
	That's where our hotel was.
	And it was great because it smelled like fish and it reminded me of when I used to eat pussy.
	Back in the day.
	Back in the day.
	How was the weather?
	Did you hate it because it's so hot and humid?
	It was like 60 degrees.
	Awesome.
	So I went swimming.
	And they're all wearing parkas with their hoods up, mittens.
	It's 60 degrees.
	And then as I'm walking through the lobby, this old lady goes, is he serious?
	Because she saw me in a bathing suit and a towel.
	It wasn't that cold.
	Damn!
	Fun for everyone.
	Well, actually, you know what?
	Before we start the show, why don't I just take you through my parents' delicious penthouse apartment and show you what it's like in there?
	Do you want to do that?
	Should we do that?
	Is that a fun teaser to get the show going?
	That sounds fun as H. All right, let's do it.
	Everybody knows.
	Had the cable guy over today, and he's like, we're setting up new cable.
	It's wireless now.
	And he's like, I can find this line, but I can't find the other two lines.
	I only got this side of the house.
	Okay.
	Well, what do you want me to do?
	Find the other side and fix the other side.
	He told me that five times.
	The exact same thing.
	Same as my parents' Florida penthouse.
	The guy's like, yeah, I was just in there.
	And, you know, if you leave up the clubhouse, you leave it open, and a homeless man will come in here.
	I don't want to kick out a homeless man.
	Okay, got it.
	We'll make sure we lock up.
	Yeah, you leave it open.
	Some homeless guy's going to come in here, have a nap.
	I don't want to bump in him in the bathroom.
	Okay, got it.
	We'll lock up.
	Yeah.
	You'd be surprised.
	You know, you can get a homeless guy.
	It's like that black thing where they say the same story three times in a row.
	It's getting real tedious, man.
	Real fucking tedious.
	Anyway, I just thought I should take you through my parents' home.
	Just some random snaps that you can enjoy.
	This is a can of beans that's in the fridge.
	It's got nothing on top of it.
	I don't think it's going to go bad.
	There's never any food at their house.
	And this is actually a big deal because that's what my uncle Alan, my dad's brother, died of.
	He drank himself to death.
	He starved.
	Did I ever tell you about the story?
	I was at this pub in Scotland, my uncle's pub.
	It was actually one of these chains, like a, what's it called?
	Like a Woolworths.
	I forget what they're called.
	But They go, oh, see, Andy, Andy, we said to him, he could drink for Scotland.
	And he gets offended.
	He goes, drink for Scotland?
	I could drink for the world.
	Meaning, I couldn't just drink.
	If there was drinking in the Olympics, I could represent Scotland.
	But more importantly, if there was an intergalactic drinking competition, I could represent Earth.
	And then they're joking about how he'd have a fruitcake in the fridge for weeks.
	He'd just take a wee nibble every couple days.
	That's all he'd eat.
	And they all laugh.
	And I go, where is he now?
	What happened to him?
	Oh, I passed away.
	You know, well, they're drinking, no eating and that.
	Like, it's a problem.
	In fact, one of the nights there, my dad, I'm fucking brutally hungover, by the way, because it was four days of boozing with the old man.
	But one of the nights, he skipped dinner and he got big shit from my mom.
	I know it sounds ridiculous to us, but over there in that culture, not eating your dinner is the beginning of the end.
	Like, that's how much they drink.
	I don't mean my parents, I mean Scots.
	It's like eating is like going to the gym.
	Like, come on, man, you got to get those beans down your gullet.
	Anyway, so that's delicious.
	What else do we got in here?
	What the fuck are these?
	Are these sweet potatoes or yams?
	What context do they exist in?
	Do you cut them up and fry them like fries?
	I don't see my mom ever doing anything with those.
	They look like a geriatric scrotum, so they've probably been there for weeks.
	I bet a neighbor gave it to them from like a farmer's market, and they're just going to sit there and rot to death.
	What do you do with yams, Ryan?
	You're a Filipino.
	Some people like those things.
	I don't, but you can cut them up, and like you said, you can fry them.
	You treat them just like a potato.
	Yeah, you could do that.
	I hate sweet potato shit.
	Fucking sweet potatoes.
	Every time I order fries, you're like, do you want normal fries or sweet potatoes?
	The fuck?
	Does anyone want sweet potato fries?
	Suck my dick.
	People do, and they dip them in ketchup and it makes me sweat.
	I swear I'm going to puke.
	I hate people when they do that.
	Anyway, the best way to do the tolerable, if you cut them into slices, you dip them in tempura batter and you fry them.
	Then they're okay.
	No, they're just stupid.
	Next.
	I thought this was an interesting little tip for if you're into home decor.
	If you want to tell your neighbors that you're Scottish, tape a bag to your window.
	That's just a bag from, I don't know, some Scottish store, and she's just folded the top where the handle is and taped it to the window.
	Zoom out.
	Yeah, you see the little tape there?
	It's just a plastic bag.
	That's a nice piece of art.
	They often remind me of black people, the Scots, with their strange choices.
	Next.
	I thought this was fun.
	These are those bits of wood you get to stir paint.
	And I go, what the hell is going on with your shelf?
	And he goes, oh, I need to put those there or the shelf will sag and the hats will fall down.
	The hats, look at the fucking hats my mom makes.
	She makes like one every four days.
	And I go, that's not how you build a shelf, that.
	Is there not a stud nearby?
	And if there isn't, you can use one of those little plastic things that will, you know, dig into the drywall.
	He's like, no, there is not a stud.
	And if I put it next, I have to put it like the shelf itself, it sooks on to say, oh, fuck it.
	I don't want to explain it.
	This is non-tactical walls?
	Yeah.
	Tactical Tim is spinning in his grave and he's not even dead.
	It's my dad's golf clubs.
	Oh, this was interesting.
	Who has a broken toilet seat for more than one day?
	They're $15 to $30 at the hardware store.
	They have one screw on each thing.
	Easiest thing in the world to install.
	So I bought a toilet seat.
	I'm going to ship it to them.
	But what the fuck?
	A broken toilet seat.
	Get it together, Jim and Lorraine.
	What else do we got?
	Oh, this is classic boomers.
	They're too cheap to buy the garbage liners, right?
	So they just use a plastic bag and that sits at the base of the garbage.
	And so when you put something in the garbage, you have to reach way down and carefully place it in the bag.
	Fascinating, huh?
	There's their fridge.
	Typical empty fridge that boomers have.
	They're always good for condiments.
	But zoom in there a bit.
	What do we got in here?
	Let's start at the bottom.
	I have no idea what that is.
	It looks like cherries or grapes.
	Oh, it's probably cherry tomatoes because they don't go bad.
	Oh, the bottom was probably grapes, yeah.
	And then we've got some Tupperware there, some eggs.
	I'm actually feeling sick just looking at this.
	Some maybe restaurant takeaway there.
	And then the top shelf is where the action is.
	Look at that.
	We have our yams we mentioned previously.
	We've got our beans we talked about.
	And just, oh, look at that.
	Even some applesauce.
	I think you're not in trouble if you even just have applesauce for dinner.
	I think you're off the hook.
	You just have to get something in there.
	Have applesauce and then a swig of mustard with some yogurt.
	Jesus.
	Is that it?
	Oh, that's one of my mother's hats.
	She knitted.
	It looks pretty reasonable.
	Awesome.
	I look like an applicator.
	Okay, that should be it, right?
	I'm getting bored of this.
	That would conclude.
	And that was Jimmy and Lorraine's Florida Penthouse.
	Everybody knows.
	Too hectic.
	Too hectic.
	Why don't we just jump into the Proud Boys then?
	Ooh, Okey Doki.
	We're already there, right?
	All right, so this is the last.
	Do you have a new one?
	Yeah, it's almost complete.
	I'm adding some...
	See, I could just put the music to it, but it doesn't hit.
	Great.
	So I have all these cool clips of like Proud Boy.
	Proud Boy.
	Did you fix the Antifa picture?
	Oh, that's a different one, though, right?
	No, that's the same one.
	Yeah, I've got to add those in there, too.
	You didn't do anything.
	You had Friday and Monday off.
	I did the audio.
	I had to, I'm collabing with Baked Alaska and I had to make a song from scratch.
	What's your collab?
	He's doing, remember his Twitter is gay songs?
	Twitter is gay.
	It was a big hit back in the day before he got banned off everything.
	And now he's going to do a Parlor is gay remix.
	And so I built the instrumental from scratch.
	Pretty fun.
	Pretty exciting.
	You look blurry.
	You know that calling things gay with that Nick and Baked do is me?
	That's for me.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I invented that.
	It's the best thing to say to a thing that I'm saying.
	I made it okay to say gay.
	But not okay to be gay.
	Just kidding.
	We don't care.
	Here's the problem, homos.
	No one gives a shit.
	Homo bored.
	They constantly list Nick Fuentes as a Holocaust denier and a white nationalist.
	That guy's got a lawyer up, man.
	You're not a Holocaust denier if you not even say, but like allude to someone else's cookie joke that mocks the Holocaust numbers.
	It's rude.
	It's very offensive.
	But it's not a political stance to allude to an insensitive joke.
	Fuck off.
	Last time we see this.
	Last time we're going to see this.
	Say goodbye to this particular bumper.
	I'll make you proud of your boy.
	Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
	So let's just start with 1.9.
	Pasobic brought up a good point.
	Where you see these people dedicated to tracking extremism, particularly white nationalism, because it's sweeping the nation.
	Five years ago, Antifa attacked Trump's inauguration.
	Hundreds were arrested.
	Not only did the government drop the charges, the city of D.C. paid over a million dollars in a settlement to the anarchists.
	The government paid the anarchists.
	They were so sad.
	Remember that?
	All that shit?
	That was the one where one of the Antifa kids killed himself because he couldn't face the charges.
	Nathan Hose, right?
	Yep.
	Rest in power, Nathan Hose.
	And then this is just some typical misinformation.
	This image has been called The Prayer of the Alt Knight and is attributed to a far-right activist.
	I'm suing now.
	I'm sending lawyer letters every day, several a day, and I'm attacking far-right too.
	Like, obviously, white nationalism, blah, blah, blah.
	I'm going to make you retract it or I'm going to take you to court.
	But now, gang.
	A gang is, it has a leader with top-down hierarchical management, and it does illegal activities that are planned.
	Proudboys are neither of those, so no gang.
	Far-right is a stupid thing to say.
	It's socially liberal, fiscally conservative, libertarians for strong borders.
	That's not far-right.
	So fuck you.
	And street fighting.
	It's a street fighting gang.
	What is this, a Rolling Stones song?
	The only street fighting happens when Antifa shows up and starts kicking ass.
	This image has been called.
	That's a safe thing to say, right?
	Because you just called it that.
	We're on to you, dirty hippie, for those who sinketh.
	Wait, zoom in on that?
	I can't read it.
	We're on to you, dirty hippie, for thou stinketh of patchouli and B.O. For thou talk of Marx, yet know him not.
	For thou hast bills, yet have not paid.
	For thou hast dreadlocks and white skin.
	And so I send among you, my humble servants, with hat and with bat, that they may christen your heads with hickory and anoint your faces with pepper spray.
	Obviously, this is ancient if they're talking about hickory nightsticks.
	And once thou has been cuffed and stuffed, once thou hast been stitched and bandaged, perhaps thou shalt learn I'm tired of your shit.
	Amen.
	That's funny.
	That's funny.
	You assholes are declared war on humor, you fucking cunts.
	But anyway, Andy Noah points out that that's not a Proud Boys thing.
	That's an ancient thing.
	Anyone can upload on there.
	Proud Boys are founded in 2016.
	This meme was uploaded as early as 2014.
	Do a reverse image search.
	You dunce.
	Speaking of misinformation, Proud Boys on Long Island a couple months ago, yeah, marched through various towns blaring the ballad of the Pine Tar Rebellion, whatever that Pine Tree Rebellion.
	They're blaring that black dudes in there.
	And that became flashing the white power symbol.
	How many times do we have to go through this?
	This means liberals are hysterical about racism, and I like fucking with them.
	Non-liberals use it.
	White supremacists have used it.
	Libertarians and black guys have used it.
	Everyone thinks that liberals are hysterical bitches.
	I have used toilet paper.
	So do Nazis.
	All cats are mammals.
	All dogs are mammals.
	All cats are not dogs.
	You're making the mistake of guilt by association.
	So just because white power guys use this doesn't mean it's a white power symbol.
	How do you not know that?
	Anyway, this is embarrassing, and I don't think we can take much of it, but it really is high school levels.
	This is NPR Long Island talking about these guys marching and how it's indicative of, ooh, a massive rise in hate.
	And it's funny because the guy on the bottom left is some nerd from Newsday who doesn't want to give the far right any credit.
	So he wants to say it's fringe and it's not really a thing and there was only 20 Proud Boys and stopped talking about them.
	But at the same time, the host keeps saying, is this on the rise?
	And so he says it's just fringe and yes, it's getting out of control at the same time.
	Pro Focus with Raphael Piroma Hope Zuckerberg.
	Good evening and Welcome to Metro Focus.
	I'm Jenna Flanagan.
	On Saturday, the Proud Boys, a right-wing hate group known for their role in the Charlottesville Unite the Right rally.
	What?
	And the January.
	Known for their role at Unite the Right.
	Like, it really is junior high.
	This someone would get a D. I just had to mark it up with my red pen.
	Not a Charlottesville thing.
	That's what they love doing, though.
	Then that Geo thing also had that fucking Heather higher, Heather higher, Heather higher.
	It looks like she has a D. What about the 42 people Antifa have killed?
	Deaths are responsible for, including their own members.
	February 6th, storming of the Capitol held an event much closer to home.
	Members of the group marched through Rockville Center, Long Island, waving flags that read, Don't Tread on Me, and passing out flyers promoting their ideology.
	The march was condemned by the emphasis on their ideology, not mine.
	Trying to spice up the scriptures shooting?
	Their ID, LOG.
	Look at that angry black woman in the corner.
	So tonight, to discuss the presence of the Proud Boys in Long Island and how the community responded to them as part of our Exploring Hate Initiative, examining the roots and rise of anti-Semitism, racism, and extremism in America,
	I'd like to welcome my three guests.
	First, tonight, we're joined by John Asbury.
	John is a reporter for Newsday.
	John, we joined Metro Focus.
	How do you feel about the anti-Semitism in the black Hebrew-Israelite movement and the two deaths that happened in Jersey and the murder that was an upstate New York of a Jewish guy up there?
	Is that an issue here?
	Thanks for having me.
	We're also joined tonight by Rabbi Michael Cohen.
	The rabbi is from Central Synagogue.
	14 years old in Rockville Center.
	Rabbi, welcome.
	Thank you very much.
	This is a very important topic.
	So I'm happy and honored to be on the show.
	Of course.
	I just feel compelled to call him.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	And go, like, what are you talking about, dude?
	And then the grumpiest woman on Long Island, Miss Erica Grumpy Pants.
	Also joined tonight by Elaine Gross.
	Elaine is the founder and president of the Long Island-based organization, Erase Racism.
	Elaine, welcome to Metro Hall.
	Erase Racism on Long Island.
	And she goes off, by the way, to talk about how we have to teach, she doesn't say CRT, she knows that's a bad word, but we have to teach a real history in schools, and that includes the stuff that's not pretty.
	They don't know that there were slaves on Long Island.
	Yeah, Irish slaves.
	They don't know that Long Island was designed as a racist, whites-only place.
	And that's just a fucking retarded lie.
	Yes, Robert Moses did design the bridges to be so low that public buses couldn't get under them, and that would keep out the riffraff.
	However, this was back in like the 40s.
	And New York City was about as black as Maine back then.
	So they weren't keeping out the blacks.
	They were keeping out the poor.
	They were keeping out white trash.
	They were keeping out Italians and Irish and Jews.
	It was an anti-poor design, you stupid bitch.
	So these people just, they say, we need to get the real history out.
	And then they then proceed to repeat fake history.
	Like, this is a little off topic, but jump over to 32.
	Of course, I get my news from Grindface.
	Grindface.
	Ryan, this just says Bo.
	Yeah.
	It's unbelievable.
	Amazing.
	I said, yes, the involvement of violence in black folks comes from that long history that the president was talking about.
	We have to remember that we learned from some of the pets.
	Some white boys came over here that the first beheads in Point Coupe Peak, Louisiana, where I'm from.
	Slave insurrection, that was the way you dealt with it.
	Let's speak the syphilis incident.
	We're going to see how black men die if they have syphilis, but we pretend we treat them with penicillin, and we're just going to watch the pathology of how they die.
	Now, that wasn't back 200 years ago.
	That's true.
	Stop.
	And he didn't exactly say this, but most people say that they gave black people syphilis, black men syphilis, to see what would happen to them.
	No.
	They were not injected with syphilis.
	They had syphilis, as thousands of people did.
	My great uncle went blind from having syphilis.
	Al Capone.
	It was real common back then.
	So these black guys that already had syphilis on their own accord were monitored.
	And these doctors wanted to see what happens to them over time to study the disease.
	They could have treated them better, but they didn't.
	So not great.
	Don't get me wrong.
	But they were not injected with syphilis on purpose.
	1974.
	We're talking about giving these people.
	And that's the scientists, the same people that are promoting the vaccine and all this shit.
	It's not just every white person like, let's do this.
	This will be great.
	Yeah, there was a lot of macabre studies.
	Like, look at those twin studies in that movie about the triplets where they separated twins at birth.
	Yeah.
	They were all white.
	We agree.
	Science is weird sometimes.
	Yeah, doctors get dark.
	It's not about you all the time.
	This is like the homos with the whole like, oh, I guess you have a problem with me being polyamorous, right?
	I'm going to make a picture of you necking with a guy.
	Wait, stop.
	Wonderful blankets to Native Americans infected with smallpox as they walked on that trail of tears just to see how they died to eliminate their population so we can take all of that land.
	So the violence that is in them.
	That's not even close to true, you absolute fucking retard.
	And this is, is that Bill Maher?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I did Bill Maher's show.
	You get, this is a million years ago when it was Called politically incorrect.
	You get the questions two days in advance.
	So you can prepare your response and have it fact-checked.
	I'm sure you're rich.
	Hire a nerd.
	For the billionth time, and how much of this show is explaining basic information to people that's readily available?
	For the billionth time, some sergeant, captain, whatever suggested, he got Tuskey wrong, he got smallpox wrong.
	There's so much information from the 169 Project.
	Oh, that's pretty impressive.
	Someone suggested, hey, why don't we practice biological warfare and give the Indians blankets with smallpox on them?
	And his boss went, you know what?
	I feel like if we start fucking with that, which is what happened with Wuhan, I don't think Wuhan was on purpose.
	I think those assholes were looking at deadly diseases and they fucked up.
	But they go, we might fuck up and we'll end up giving ourselves smallpox.
	Let's just stick to like guns and arrows and that kind of shit.
	Because I'm not getting into the smallpox.
	So the plan was nixed.
	It never happened.
	This comes from a very learned physician that was brought here by some Caucasian folks.
	You have to realize that.
	Racist.
	So he's making up racist lies.
	Oh, which reminds me, I haven't talked to you guys since Thursday.
	Cop killing spree going on.
	And I think it should be listed as a hate crime, right?
	Like, Judaism is a religion.
	You and I could become Jews.
	It takes a little bit.
	You got to do a bunch of tests.
	But this week.
	Maybe not this week.
	In a couple months, right?
	Now we're Jews.
	If someone kills us, it's a hate crime.
	They're killing us because we're Jews, right?
	How is it different from all this cop killing?
	You're murdering them because they're cops.
	Now, you've been brainwashed by the media into thinking that they're racist murderers, but it seems to me like everyone I see getting shot is Hispanic or Chinese, often female.
	It's not often they get these alleged white power cops.
	So this is George Soros and the Media Matters machine, his PR firms, appointing DAs who let everyone out of jail.
	I'm not exactly positive why.
	Why does he want criminals murdering people every day?
	I guess he wants to destroy America so we can build back better.
	Okay.
	But they're just killing each other in the hood.
	So you're just killing blacks.
	But anyway.
	So he has these corrupt DA.
	And remember last week we showed a map of all the Soros appointed DAs and it was like four?
	There's at least a dozen.
	That map was not even close.
	It was a third of what we need.
	And so it's not just the DAs though.
	It's Soros media telling you these lies about racist cops and that getting into you.
	So first you free all the retarded criminals, fill the streets with them, and then you tell those retarded criminals that cops are hunting them.
	So what do they do?
	I'm going to kill them.
	Boop.
	That's the sound the gun makes.
	Boop.
	Boop.
	Yes.
	I think that's a nine millimeter sound.
	Do you like how Eric Adams is going around and because it makes his city look bad, it makes him, it reflects poorly on him, he's going on a, I mean, you could just tell the politics behind it where he's going around like, this is bad for me.
	This is bad for my city.
	That guy shot those cops because he's black and he thinks cops are racist and he hates pigs because of the media narrative.
	The media has blood on their hands is what I'm saying here.
	Soros and the media have blood on their hands.
	But he's the guy who hired his brother because we have a white supremacy problem.
	So he's part of this bullshit narrative that got those cops killed.
	And the irony is, this is kooky, but all we're talking about is white supremacy, white nationalism, erase the hate on Long Island again and again and again in a loop.
	And the actual problem is that, that myth that America's racist is getting cops killed, which is a hate crime.
	I don't like the idea of hate crimes, but if they're out there and you're ascribing a person's thoughts and making the crime more serious, then cops who get shot should be listed as a hate crime.
	Especially when that guy goes, I'm on my way to New York City to make pigs fly.
	This was not an accident.
	Okay, should we look at that Proud Boys doc for a second?
	Are you going to fix this?
	Yeah, yeah, I just threw that together real quick.
	Because we lack a background for it.
	Bo.
	So this is all about how we have a serious problem in this country.
	Not brainwashing people about white supremacy.
	How meta is this?
	You're talking about a serious problem in this country, and you are the problem.
	And towards the end of this, she's framing Proud Boys, calling them racist, and then she shows Proud Boys yelling at her, saying, get the fuck out of here, Nat Geo, you fucking bitch.
	You're going to lie about us.
	In the lie.
	They're in.
	Of course, there's Charlottesville.
	Got to get in that way.
	Look at all the hate.
	There's hate in all those places.
	Now, if you take away the two-line thing that they do where it's like, you know, blah, blah, blah, Kansas, Quebec City, Canada, and then you just take one, you know, it looks way bigger because they're adding the whole...
	It's the whole world.
	Yeah.
	What happened in Quebec City, Canada?
	There's 14 places.
	Oh, there was the Muslims who got shot.
	Four, six, twelve, fourteen.
	Less than 20.
	Yeah.
	But yeah.
	And you're going back how far?
	Too often, the blame is placed on lone wolf shooters.
	But nothing.
	So Dylan Roof isn't a lone wolf.
	He's a proud boy.
	And these groups are on the rise.
	Why, just check out this footage we have from 1980.
	Who's ever seen footage of these guys?
	I don't know who the fuck they are.
	Is that?
	But keep going.
	Watch this.
	They have footage from like either American.
	That.
	That's probably Italy in 1982.
	And then this guy says it's actually worse now than it was with the Klan.
	What?
	Well, play him.
	Back to the 1920s When there was a resurgence of the Klan.
	This is a story unlike any I've ever pursued.
	Because it's bullshit, and the other ones are at least based in reality.
	Yeah.
	About a global network of white supremacists that traffic in terror.
	Yeah, her series is called Trafficking.
	So it should be about child sex slaves.
	Why don't you do MS-13 and how they're bringing kids over here and using them at best as lookouts for drug deals, but at worst as sex slaves?
	No, I want to do people who are trafficking hate.
	What?
	That's not really trafficking.
	Yeah, one of these things is not like the others.
	There's cocaine, fish, stolen cars, hate.
	Do you have any hate on?
	Did you pack your bag, sir?
	Yes.
	Well, why is there hate in your bag?
	Oh, I'm a hate mule.
	I have some hate up my ass.
	What I do is I put the hate in a condom and then I swallow it.
	And then I have to go through my shit to find the hate I brought in from Hate Town.
	Go back.
	So anyway, they do like Adam Waffen without mentioning that there's four of them and two of them are feds.
	And they talk about, look, they show drugs and they say, but they're not using drugs.
	It's ideas.
	Look at all these messages on Telegram.
	Are you telling people to go kill people right now?
	And then they show Proud Boys grabbing their camera.
	I want to understand.
	So anyway, skip ahead.
	This goes and goes and goes.
	Glory to Adam Waffen.
	Are they even around anymore?
	And then they get to Proud Boys and Enrique.
	And then the black guy, she goes, what about the black guy that leads it?
	And he goes, we call that the one black dude.
	The one black friend.
	And again, they use the whole thing about it's there to hide the white supremacy.
	And what we do is you're lured in by seeing black guys, right?
	And then we go racist.
	So when's the pivot?
	Yeah.
	When's the switch?
	And what do the black guys do when the pivot happens?
	They secretly walk out the back door?
	I mean, the only way this makes any kind of sense is if the black dudes are just amoral and they get paid like 5,000 bucks every time they bring someone in and then they go out the back door.
	They're actors.
	They're all actors because when Enrique talks and they're all going, woo, they have to, it's for a black Cuban man.
	So you, yeah, that's all acting.
	It's all a lie.
	Okay, well then that's your story for the hundredth time.
	I'm going to call this episode for the millionth time.
	We just want to wave our flags.
	And we want to send our message.
	We don't ask you what color you are, what religion you are, or what your culture is.
	It doesn't matter to us.
	The tenets is what matters to us, and that you believe that, you know, Western civilization is the best civilization.
	This is Enrique Tario, leader of the Proud Boys, an all-male political organization that claims to defend Western culture.
	Like Rondo, the group claims not to be racist.
	They do not worship.
	But many members wear symbols and use gestures associated with white supremacy.
	Proud boys from all across the country have descended on Portland today to organize a protest.
	Can you believe it?
	People yelling Uhuru from Gazikadzo.
	The presence of the Proud Boys here is just that it increases the chance of violence, right?
	Of confrontations that turn violent, which has happened.
	Yeah, and Tifa.
	Let's do this.
	Joe Biggs is another leader of the group.
	He's an Army veteran who fought in the 82nd Airborne in Iraq and Afghanistan.
	I fought overseas for years and years.
	I didn't fight for Florida.
	I fought for the United States of America.
	That means every city in this country is my fing city and your city and your city.
	The Proud Boys formed in 2016 to push back against political correctness and what they allege is the white guilt agenda of the left.
	Yeah, that's why they were formed.
	Since when I've never heard that 12,000 members nationwide who believe Western civilization is under siege and that the media is part of the problem.
	It is.
	You are.
	This is the craziest part.
	So she's first they chase someone off and she's like, these crazy assholes think that we're going to try to make them look bad and lie in a lie.
	Like you might as well be raping someone going, this bitch thinks I'm a fucking rapist.
	God.
	And stop crying for fuck's sakes.
	Just a rape.
	The audacity of this.
	Jeez.
	This isn't like, I think she says that's the end.
	That's Antifa.
	They're there to dox people.
	Get them fired, ruin their lives.
	They only circle this one guy causing this issue.
	Basically, mob mentality of kicking that journalist out.
	But this is what happens in a victory.
	You're a journalist, you're there.
	They can say this is peaceful all they want, but this is what we've been seeing happening again and again and again.
	Moments later, we become the target.
	Yeah.
	Come on, work.
	Get the f out of here.
	We understand most media in America are trash.
	Most media in our country are traitors.
	But people are starting to understand now.
	This is our safe space, and you're not safe, okay?
	So we should kick you out.
	I don't care if you're with National Geographic.
	Well, you people are going to be known for the scum of this country that you are.
	Yeah, camera out of my face now.
	By their own definition, the Proud Boys are a Western chauvinist organization.
	Oh, this clown.
	Smiley McGillicutty?
	Smiling.
	Unfortunately, racism is alive and well in this country.
	And slavery didn't really die.
	This is how we used to say.
	I'm smiling because I'm so wise that it amuses me.
	All the pictures of Chris Piccolini, Zeke Heiling were like this.
	He's a total fruit.
	I don't know about that.
	why the fuck is an ex-Nazi preaching to us about equality?
	Fuck you.
	I guess you're not racist anymore, but you can't preach to me.
	Just like the rapist.
	Imagine a guy was a serial rapist, raping his way through town, and then he shows up at a talk to discuss gender equality and feminism and the dangers of walking around at night.
	Take it from me, an ex-rapist.
	I used to rape all over the place, and I know what it's like.
	I know what it's like to be a raper.
	That's like Vince Neal talking to a garage band being like, guys, when you get so much pussy that your dick skin starts like hurting.
	They're like, we haven't even played a show yet.
	Hi, I'm here to talk about pedophilia.
	I used to be a kid fucker, and it is a, it's sort of like I'm at the airport.
	They take my toothpaste away.
	And they take away, I have to take off my shoes and take off my belt.
	My little kids are there taking off their shoes.
	And I'm like, this is 100% because of Muslims.
	Not domestic terrorists.
	Not Adam Waffen.
	It is 100%.
	All the airport shit you have to go through is because of Muslims.
	And then there's a woman there in a fucking burqa, like patting me down.
	Oh, wow.
	And I'm like, you're the problem.
	I didn't say this, but I was like, you're the fucking problem.
	Take your shoes off.
	Like, imagine this.
	Imagine that 100% of terrorist attacks, hijacking, Richard Reed, 9-11 was all white nationalists, right?
	And that's why you had to take your shoes off.
	And then you get to the airport and there's skinheads there.
	And they're like, we're not racist skinheads.
	Those are different skinheads.
	We're sharps.
	And you'd go, eh, I don't want any skinheads dealing with airport security.
	No offense, guys, but you did kill 3,000 people on September 11th.
	So let's just not risk it and have zero skinheads at the fucking airport security checks.
	And no one would have a problem with that.
	They go, fucking rights.
	I don't want them in my country.
	Like, look at how much we see Charlottesville, that one death, Heather Heyer, is played on a loop.
	But Muslim deaths, don't worry about it.
	By the way, the white supremacist hand gesture, but if you type in okay, it automatically assumes you mean, you know, this.
	Well, now they make up shit like white nationalists adjacent, which I'm still sending out lawyer letters for.
	The wrapping paper of those flowery words.
	Western chauvinist means European power, right?
	Or white power.
	You know, they don't look like white supremacists or neo-Nazis, but I suspect that's a brand new sticker, by the way.
	Okay.
	Job of shielding who they truly are.
	And even in some cases, having members who are not white be part of their group.
	Including their leader.
	Including their now leader.
	Right.
	So teach good journalism for a second.
	Why?
	Including a why do they do that?
	And when do they switch it around?
	And who are these clowns?
	And you're smiling because you're so smug.
	Dude, I'm not going to say that you have to go to jail because you were a Nazi, but you definitely cannot preach to me about Nazis.
	And at the beginning of that, too, he goes, you'll never get the truth from an extremist.
	The only person you can talk to is a previous extremist, an ex-extremist like me.
	In other words, hire me.
	I want to be in the spot.
	I've known this guy for fucking years.
	He used to be the manager of Flatfoot 56, who did that song, Courage.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah, he was the guy I did it with.
	Then he sent me his book, like his first draft in a binder.
	And I was like, I don't have time to read this, dude.
	I don't care about you were a skinhead in the 80s.
	And then he got all pissed off.
	And then he said, let's fight for charity.
	What?
	And then he said, this was like every couple months.
	He was like, all that hate, doesn't it eat you up inside?
	Don't you want to be free?
	And I go, yeah, I hate hate.
	Can you tell me about all the jihadists that you've canceled down, talked down from the edge of the cliff of hate?
	Can you talk to me about the radical black power supremacists that want all white people to die?
	How have those been working out for you, Christian?
	And then eventually, when I had hired those group to get right and left together, they had approached him and he said, no, I don't want to be on that show.
	He said, no, thank you.
	He's a fraud.
	He's a fucking fraud.
	This whole segment is ridiculous.
	I mean, you know, you could edit this and talk about latent homosexuality in the Proud Boys and how they're all secretly gay and they don't want people to know that.
	So what they do is they lure you in by pretending to be straight and then they like touch your butt later on, get you drunk and play with your penis.
	There's just as much evidence for a ridiculous hypothesis like that.
	Go do that.
	Show pictures of me in drag with the butt plug.
	I think it'd be easier than this bullshit.
	All right, is that enough of that?
	Yeah, I've had enough of that shit.
	And there was this one racist guy that they showed later on that's like, I've never seen him before.
	But he would make Jared Taylor blush.
	I don't know what the fuck.
	And is he a proud boy?
	No, he's just a dude.
	But they lump them all together.
	Yeah.
	It's guilt by association again.
	Amateur hour at the Apollo.
	Why do you want that to be true so bad if you're against hate?
	I got plenty of it for you.
	Go follow an Israeli who wants to do a talk at NYU.
	There you'll see some hate.
	All right, let's do a fun little COVID dip.
	Okay.
	I'm supposed to talk about Trump calling Peter Deucey a stupid son of a bitch.
	Who fucking cares?
	That just filled up my feed all weekend.
	Oh, no.
	He said, what a stupid son of a bitch.
	Good.
	Glad to hear him talk like that.
	He sounded normal for a second.
	And I'm not going to become a pearl-clutching lefty who just goes, oh, that's not presidential.
	Kudos, Jilli Neck.
	Don't we have a better one?
	We do, but that's...
	That one's short and sweet.
	The other one, that's.
	We have another COVID one coming up, but the Rad Zone one, where it's like, if you ancient Chinese secret, is that one you're working on too?
	Yeah, you really did not get a lot of work done with this big holiday.
	That's correct.
	That guy shows up at 10.59 every day.
	So this is really cool.
	50,000 trucks are driving from Vancouver to Ottawa, which is the length of the width of the continent.
	I did that drive.
	It took me weeks.
	I mean, if you go non-stop, pedal to the metal, I think you could do it in three days, but you'd need a diaper.
	It's a fucking haul.
	Let's get Benny Johnson in on it.
	And everyone's supporting them.
	50,000 truckers in Canada are heading to their capital in order to fight the COVID dictatorship that has made Canada the world's largest prison camp.
	Here's what that looks like.
	This is direct action.
	Goes on for like 20 more seconds.
	You love to see it, don't you?
	So that's exciting to see.
	Another thing I love about Twitter is the hypocrisy of the left.
	Because the left are Bolsheviks, and they will rotate on a dime, stab their brother in the back.
	You see this with ginos saying, fuck Israel.
	They don't care if Palestine blows up that whole place, as long as they're winning in America.
	And the beauty of that kind of a situation is you want to say things and then have them disappear into the abyss.
	Like the hostage taker.
	The hostage taker who took those people in the synagogue.
	He was a Muslim.
	That story's dead.
	Have you seen it today?
	No.
	Nothing.
	Done.
	It's over.
	Because it doesn't fit the narrative.
	But with Twitter, it keeps a record of what you said.
	They have the receipts.
	And Don Winslow is a very popular libtard who writes thriller novels.
	And it's in his best interest to have America be a danger zone because he has to write books about America being dangerous and the apocalypse.
	So he pushes this to push his book.
	But first of all, I love when you get a good picture of him and you see what he really looks like.
	Like he crops out his baldness in his picture and he also closes his mouth.
	But if you pull back, you can see that he looks like a scrotum and he has 342 teeth that he got at a garage sale.
	But go to the top one.
	I've been saying this shit for months.
	No surprise here.
	If you take Donald Trump's rushed, quote-unquote, vaccine, you're an idiot.
	And then cut to two years later.
	Dear Aaron Rodgers, I think the 49s beat you tonight because you were vaxed, because they were vaxed and masked.
	Just one man's opinion.
	P.S. It also might be because you're a dick.
	Does he say dick?
	Prick.
	That's even worse.
	Get the prick.
	And then there's this chick I never heard of before, Tricia Lindsay.
	I'm going to go get my computer in a second.
	While this plays.
	This is one of the best speakers I've ever seen.
	Like, this is Joel Austine levels.
	And I'm not just talking about what she's saying.
	Note the lack of stutters, lack of pausing.
	It's just a perfect flow.
	This is a rare gift.
	And she's very compelling.
	Good.
	Great.
	I can't deal with this.
	I want everyone to understand.
	And as much as that was a little out of protocol, what this young man just said a little while ago, I appreciate his enthusiasm and his passion.
	Because we need to leave this place empowered.
	You understand?
	It's not good enough to just come here and listen to speeches and go back home and get comfortable again.
	We are at war.
	We are at war for our family, our children, our lives.
	The 14th Amendment gives us due process.
	It guarantees us equal protection under the law.
	So why in the world are the unvaccinated being treated differently than the vaccinated?
	It is the new segregation.
	It is the new discrimination.
	And we have to stop it.
	Government for the people, by the people, will not be destroyed.
	We have to be in our power.
	We are magistrates.
	Cameraman not someone.
	What is happening around our state and in our city is people are invoking the doctrine of the lesser magistrates.
	And most of you probably don't even understand what that is.
	I didn't until I heard the people talking about.
	Well, the doctrine of the lesser magistrates is the doctrine upon which this country was founded.
	It is the basis of the 10th Amendment, which says that any authority that is not given to the federal government is reserved to the states.
	And if our local leaders fail to protect its citizens and fails to step between a tyrannical federal government and its citizens, fails to protect the rights of its citizens, then those rights and authority is extended and given to the people.
	Okay, that's enough.
	Did she stutter once?
	Couldn't we have a president who talks like that?
	Compare that to a Biden speech.
	Look at this one.
	Go to 1.7.
	He's just...
	It's so embarrassing.
	And to hear, like even that, I just said and end.
	She didn't go and end.
	But to hear someone actually be eloquent and show leadership, some random New York chick who's had enough of the mandates, you realize how screwed we are with this fucking absolute ninkapoop.
	But that was another cool thing, by the way, about being in Florida.
	Everyone's on the same page.
	So you sit down, you don't even have to ask anyone how they feel about Biden.
	You just roll your eyes and say his name, and they go, oh, he sucks.
	Actually, the only thing that we couldn't figure out when I talked to all these old timers down there at the various bars was who likes him?
	Like, who goes, fucking thank God for Biden.
	He's doing a great job.
	I don't know.
	Anyway, look at this reporter's hair.
	Did you just, I'm sorry, did I wake you?
	They both just woke up.
	Yeah, they were fucking.
	Well, could school reopenings or closures become a potent midterm issue for Republicans to win back the suburbs?
	Oh, I think it could be.
	But I hope in God that they're that...
	Look.
	Okay.
	Maybe in Peter.
	But as time goes on, the voter who is just trying to figure out, as I said, how to take care of their family, put three squares on their family.
	Oh, this is an only good idea to be able to pay their mortgage or their rent, et cetera.
	Is becoming much more informed on the motives of some of the political players and some of the lady who made the speech before,
	she put out an APB for who stole her stumbles.
	I think we have a possible suspect.
	I want him to watch this and go, what was this about, Joe?
	Yeah, there's nothing smart about you, Joe.
	And it's so true.
	And the political parties.
	And I think that they are not going to be as susceptible to believing some of the outlandish things that have been said and continue to be said.
	You know, every president, not necessarily in the first 12 months, but every president in the first couple years, most every president, excuse me, of the last presidents, at least four of them, have had polling numbers that are 44% favorable.
	So this idea that you all, not you all.
	What a pathetic fucking boo.
	Is it you all, but not you all.
	Here, I'll answer the question.
	Mr. President, do you think that reopening schools could be a way to swing votes Republican in the suburbs?
	Short answer is yes.
	Obviously, unfortunately, this has become a partisan disease, a pandemic that has political affiliations.
	So the less mandates you have, the less masks, the more Republicans seem to like it.
	However, I do believe that we're past the corner on this, and soon we can all be united and not politicize this pandemic.
	We can all be vaccinated.
	We can all be mask-free.
	I think we're doing it in schools today.
	So, yes, it's a partisan thing.
	Yes, I think it hurts the Democrats in many different ways.
	But I think we're getting past that, and that's a good thing because we're going to unite as a country.
	Next question.
	Peter Docey, you stupid son of a bitch.
	It's not rocket science, dude.
	I'm a moron.
	You've been doing this for half a century.
	What a fucking boob.
	Here's another funny contradiction.
	Brooklyn dad.
	I mean, have you noticed the IQ of our enemies here today?
	That grid of the Long Island dummies talking about how racist Long Island is?
	And then the rabbi, by the way, later on, he goes, I read their tenets and it's terrible.
	The whole thing about Western male chauvinism, nope, that's not what it is, is almost exactly mirrors the Nazis in the 40s and 30s.
	Can we get a new fucking analogy, please?
	But go to 2.9.
	These people really are just a PR firm.
	Yeah, look at him.
	Brooklyn dad defiant.
	A border will not stop a virus, you Trump tannic moron.
	And then he says about the tennis player in Australia.
	Novaks Jakodic was deported by Australia.
	This weekend is truly something.
	Yeah, do it, dude.
	They're not sending their best.
	And what's this?
	I just wrote mostly low IQ males and emotional women.
	3-0?
	59% of Democratic voters would favor a government policy requiring that citizens remain confined to their homes at all times, except for emergency, if they refuse to get a vaccine.
	59% of Dems want you and I under house arrest.
	Pussies.
	Low IQ pussies.
	That might be another name for this show.
	Okay, last one we'll say about COVID.
	3-1, listen to this pussy in the audience.
	This is from last week, but sorry, I was away.
	Thoughts were with the 200-plus doctors trying to put pressure on Spotify saying that Joe's a menace to...
	Are they really?
	Yeah.
	Well, how about this?
	Ever since I came out and said what I did, it's almost impossible now to get monoclonal antibodies.
	They're like, they're making it so you can't get them.
	Stop, stop.
	I'd like to make it clear here for the record.
	We were the first to point out that those doctors are not doctors.
	We said these are not normal medical doctors.
	These are veterinarians, people in med school, people taking x-ray scanning classes.
	These are all people with blogs about medicine.
	Like everyone was Tangentially related to medicine.
	This was not real doctors.
	We called that first, and now everyone is getting deep into the list and they're seeing how undoctory they are.
	But you heard it here first, folks.
	I want to make that clear.
	Medicine that absolutely works, they're keeping from.
	I don't want to get too political and start getting into all this shit, but ivermectin and monoclonal antibodies have been around for a long time.
	Now all of a sudden, you can't dig them up to save your life.
	The doctors won't give them to you.
	The pharmacies did it.
	Stop.
	The pharmacies will call the doctor and say, why did you recommend this?
	And he'll go, I've been doing this 30 years.
	I talked to a doctor with this.
	He goes, 30 years, no pharmacist has ever called me about a prescription.
	And now if I subscribe to ivermectin, I get a call.
	You smash the subscribe.
	Ivermectin.
	They smashed the prescribe.
	Here in Vegas, which was however many weeks ago, that I had it, like right before Christmas, I think, or something.
	Yeah, I made one phone call and was able to get it done.
	And that's not like some fucking rich famous guy shit.
	Like anybody could have called and because that's what everybody always throws at me.
	Yeah, of course you can fucking make a phone call and get it.
	Bullshit.
	Everybody could have got it back then.
	You know, Linée had it.
	Lene did monoclonal antibodies and did all that stuff.
	Everybody could get it.
	Now, Rogan's been talking about it.
	Then I went crazy talking about it.
	You can't get those things to save your life now.
	Literally.
	Are you surprised at the backlash that people don't even want to allow you to discuss options and pre-treatment?
	It's disgusting.
	It's disgusting.
	Yeah, it's one of the craziest things that I've ever heard.
	Keep your ears peeled.
	It's good.
	You know?
	And I'm not talking about experimental drugs or things that you did.
	This stuff's been around.
	And the Iver Mecton, the guy...
	The doctor?
	The guy won the Nobel Peace Prize.
	You're a doctor?
	Huh?
	You're a doctor?
	No, but there's plenty of doctors at...
	Here he comes.
	I just asked a question.
	Are you a doctor?
	No, but I took them and they both worked for me, so why shouldn't I be able to take them again?
	From a doctor.
	Fuckface.
	What a pussy.
	Are you a doctor?
	No, he didn't even say R. He goes, you a doctor?
	And then the guy goes, see, look at this pussy.
	And he goes, just a question.
	That's all.
	Just a perfectly innocent question.
	Are you a doctor?
	Are you a pussy?
	Yeah, so the.
	Oh, Joe Rogan's here.
	Yeah, the monoclonal antibodies, they fucking, they help people, man.
	Okay, thank you.
	I'm trying the thing where he like looks down and he's calling up information.
	He's like...
	Yeah, well, the thing with that, I think when they first prescribed monoclonal antibodies.
	I'm so bored of talking about COVID.
	I don't like talking about antibodies.
	Remember when this all started?
	We did it for four days and said, we're not talking about this anymore.
	I like pop culture and music and fashion and fights and fucking tits.
	Like chemistry, I never stayed awake in any chemistry class in school.
	I hated it.
	I don't like antibodies.
	They're gay and boring.
	The only interesting angle about all this is the tyranny of the fucking government and the fact that all these people want us to be locked in our basements, literally.
	All right, let's get to the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Just so everybody at home knows, he did pull his balls out, his bag, and we did get to take a look at Gavin's mailbag.
	Can't pull your balls out without pulling out your bag.
	Yeah, that's true, man.
	But you can pull your bag out without pulling out your balls.
	That's a t-shirt.
	That's right.
	That's a true shirt because it's true.
	Yeah.
	Dear Gav and Rye Guy, my marriage ended many years before I discovered you and a few others who taught me the importance of actually being a man.
	So when in my relationship and then my marriage, I acted the way that feminism taught me to act.
	Great sentence there, buddy.
	Great sentence.
	Maybe try picking up a book once in a while.
	No, everyone said I was a feminist.
	I never studied feminism.
	I never took class.
	Never read a book, never read so much as a pro-feminist article.
	My wife certainly never read any of those things either.
	She probably would have laughed if someone suggested doing so.
	But as a man born in the 80s, I grew up, I was saturated with it.
	Every show, commercial, movie.
	Yeah, women are always right is what they're taught.
	Yeah, and you end up saying things like, women are funnier than men.
	Or you say things like, I think society should be run by women.
	Probably have a lot less wars.
	It makes you sound cool and smart and cultured and outside the box.
	And then you look at Europe, Evangela Merkel, and all these childless hags destroying their countries and you go, maybe not.
	Maybe men aren't so bad after all.
	So I acted that way in my relationship.
	My wife became a monster from sweet and supportive to a lunatic, screaming, hitting, disparaging everything I did.
	Eventually I realized I had no personal agency left.
	I like that term.
	It was easy to blame her for being a monster, but my journey to true manliness has shown me better.
	I created her with my weakness.
	I ruined my marriage and hers with my weakness.
	If I had truly been a man the way God or nature intended...
	Yeah, sometimes you have to like keep your wife in line.
	And I don't mean slap around.
	You have to say, hey, hey, hey, hey.
	You got to watch the way you're talking to me these days.
	I don't know who you think you're with.
	But I like Mercedes-Carrera's theory that these women go on birth control.
	Their body thinks they're in the first trimester of pregnancy.
	When you're in the first trimester, you don't want to get fucked.
	You want to be around someone who will protect you like a brother.
	And they end up being attracted to brother-like figures.
	Then they go off their pills and they're in bed with their brother and they're like, ew, what the fuck is he doing here?
	She was a truly good person.
	I hurt that my strength would have kept her from becoming A monster, blah, blah, blah.
	Boy, this is a long fucking letter.
	So, you and some others have caused the scales to fall from my eyes.
	I now see the truth.
	Scales to fall from my eyes?
	Is that like fish scales are on your eyes?
	Ouch.
	Ew, that's a horrible image.
	That'd be a good torture.
	Put fish scales on some guy's eyes and make him blink.
	Or those husks.
	You know those husks you get caught in your teeth from popcorn?
	Put those in your eyeballs.
	That should be in jackass.
	I'm very excited about Jackass Forever coming out.
	Yeah, every time I see a tweet about it, I'm like, where's Bam?
	Because I'm pissed.
	Did you know I've had a whole career as a TV pitch guy?
	Sold a pilot to Showtime with David Cross.
	And then we sold Vice TV to MTV with Johnny Knoxville and I in the meeting rooms.
	And Jeff Tremaine.
	But then we merged with Viacom, and Vice TV got all tied up in that.
	So I didn't get the fruits of my labor.
	But we would go into these important meetings with the top brass at Viacom, and Jeff Tremaine and Johnny Knoxville would be standing like this at all times in the meeting, wearing suits.
	Well, they didn't wear suits, but I would wear suits with their hands over their balls because ball tag is going 24 hours a day.
	So you're just at a bar just walking around with those guys.
	They have their hands on their nuts 24 hours a day.
	It's got a jockstrap thought.
	Anyway.
	This ship only runs right when men are really men.
	As Jordan Pierce said, it's not okay to be a man.
	It's vital.
	All right, so last paragraph.
	So I thank you.
	I'm in a new relationship now that is headed for marriage, and I'm 100% happier.
	I don't put up with any shit from my girlfriend, and she couldn't be happier about it.
	We may be a bit late for kids now after all this screwing around thanks to feminism, but my life will be better, and we will be happier thanks to you and the red pill.
	Thank you.
	That was very nice.
	Here's a ball shot.
	That didn't hit his balls.
	I don't know.
	It looked like it hit his balls.
	No, it didn't.
	It hit his pubes.
	Maybe he tucks his balls up into his belt.
	There's two types of people.
	Yeah, you're right.
	No, that hit his dick.
	There's two types of people.
	People that tuck their dick down and people that tuck it up so that the belt constricts it and you got a dickhead pump it out.
	Yeah, lots of people do that, Ryan.
	Tons of people.
	Dude, no, I knew plenty of guys that did.
	That's how they hide their boners.
	I hide mine down to the left.
	Where do you hide yours?
	I can't hide mine.
	You can't hide an anaconda.
	It's the elephant in the room.
	Actually, no, I take my...
	No, the way I do it is I put it down on my left.
	It starts, but then it wraps around the thigh.
	Yeah, I wear mine as a belt.
	I tuck mine in my shoes.
	People think I have like a gunt.
	Right.
	By the way, every woman in Florida has a gunt.
	Oof.
	And it's not bad.
	When I say it's not bad, I mean there's zero stigma.
	Like she'll have a shirt that says fucking hottie.
	And she'll just, her jeans will go up over her gunt and her gunt will be there.
	She'll be like 24.
	Wow, weird.
	So I'm not sure I'm expressing this.
	Well, I'm not as good as that black lady with the dreads, but there's no stigma to it.
	Or as one of the proud boys said, there was no stigmata to it.
	Yeah, there were no holes in its hands.
	What are you doing here?
	People are still sending these in.
	I guess they watch the live show late.
	So SDSD, 10 bucks.
	We see you, sir.
	Then we also have this one.
	Ryan likes Farts, $5.
	Okay.
	Okay, so please wait until Thursday.
	The other guy, one of the pro posts was like, man, I love that speech you did.
	It was at you were wearing a Perry in it, and I think Anne Frank was supposed to do a talk, but you did her talk for her.
	And I'm like, yeah, that's what happened.
	So it was, please help me.
	I'm stuck in this attic hiding.
	The Nazis are downstairs.
	That's how you know you're not a Nazi.
	Fucking, she invited you up to do a speaker.
	Yeah.
	I'm a Nazi?
	Why is Ann Frank my best pal?
	Letting me in.
	Clearly, he meant Ann Coulter.
	I've been playing golf a long time in response to your comments on last week's live show, Breakdown the Ports of Certain Clubs.
	The putter is the most important club in your bag.
	Okay, that's nice.
	Low usage of the club.
	You will use it 14 times around at most.
	Wait, I putt with the tailor-made as well.
	That being said, the driver is one of your least important clubs.
	Low usage, you'll use it 14 times around at most.
	Smart golfers use an average of seven to nine times around.
	Also, if you aren't hitting it over 250 yards on average and hitting it straight, you should leave it in the car.
	It causes more problems than solutions.
	It becomes a weapon when you become accurate.
	If I hit 250 yards, I have done that, but it's like once a year and I immediately blow myself.
	So maybe I should be using irons?
	Like a five iron?
	If you're serious about golf, invest in irons that fit you.
	If you shoot 95 and take out 35 putts and 14 driver swings, you're left with, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
	Following the putter, your wedge is the next important club in the bag.
	Pitching, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Maybe I shouldn't have read that one out.
	More reason to make sure your wife is red-pilled and bass.
	Neil Young, rocket in the free world.
	Neil Young demands Spotify remove his music over false information about vaccines.
	They can have Joe Rogan or Young.
	No, they can have Rogan or Young.
	Neil Young wrote in a letter to his man.
	You take Rogan.
	Not both.
	Okay.
	Bye, Neil.
	Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
	Rocking in the free-for-some people world.
	Yeah.
	Freedom.
	Oh my God.
	Look at that picture.
	He's wearing a fucking Shaguevara hat.
	No, the other one.
	For his album, Freedom.
	That's great.
	It's a fucking Maoist propaganda communist hat to celebrate the freedom of the Great Leap Forward, where you were free to die if you didn't follow Mao.
	What are your thoughts on the band Turbo Negro?
	We used to hang out with them.
	A lot.
	I knew those dudes.
	Great guys.
	One of them ended up being a documentarian, and he did a documentary on me that was shown on Oslo TV.
	I wonder Whatever happened to that dear VC, Maddie, and Charlie, dude, I drunkenly, and Jackass, Nanoxo was a huge Turbo Negro fan.
	Again, they were clearly homos.
	We clearly didn't care.
	That's the way it was with Gen X. Like, we thought gay shit was funny.
	Dear VC, Maddie, and Charlie, dude, I drunkenly purchased some Haynes briefs after you dropped Trow the other episode.
	And for fuck's sakes, they're made in communist Vietnam.
	I boycott communists in Muslim countries like Vietnam and Pakistan.
	I'll bend the rule for China.
	Speaking of rice balls, in the song Turning Japanese by the Vapors, when he says, I want a doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well, does he mean an x-ray or for a gynecologist to snap a snatch pick?
	I think he means a gynecologist to shoot up the cunt.
	How's that sexy?
	You just see red stuff.
	Yeah, I saw some sort of footage.
	I think it was on crazy shit.com, which I don't recommend.
	And it was a guy's penis in a vagina ejaculating.
	I've seen that, yeah.
	It's now very sexy.
	Who's this for?
	Speaking of porn, this guy sent us some awesome porn.
	Okay.
	Check out for some gay porn.
	Safe only for work.
	So are those just regular 2x4s?
	Fucking 2x4s.
	I think they are, right?
	They're just 2x4s, yeah.
	Look at that, fuck.
	He makes little fucking pegs, fuck.
	Oh, yeah, it's got to be rounded.
	Little round fucking pegs, is D. What's he doing now?
	Oh, he's got to do the outer wheel, fuck.
	So she's 100% wood wheel there, eh?
	Look at that, fucking.
	You got to be precise with your measurements there, eh?
	By Jesus, Lord.
	Look at that.
	So how do you bring those together there?
	Oh, there you go.
	You little wood pegs.
	Make a little fucking peg.
	So there's no glue here or nails.
	Is there nails?
	What are those rivet-looking things?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Oh.
	Get a nice hot fucking thing on the outside.
	Burn that on.
	Metal.
	That ought to hold her.
	So what holds the steel part on?
	I guess just...
	It just fits so well.
	Oh, I know what it is.
	It's hot, so it's bigger.
	They put it on, and then it contracts and hugs the wood.
	Hugs the wood.
	Which also helps keep the whole thing together.
	Thank you for that pornography.
	I have a bunethole.
	That's wrapping around your leg.
	And that's why I look fat, because my penis belt starts to expand.
	And it's more like a hula hoop in a clown suit.
	Look at this fucking dead cop.
	I think five NYPD have been shot this year.
	No mercy.
	I really think Eric Adams has no mercy for the actual people.
	He just thinks it looks bad.
	Like, that's the viable guy.
	He's been doing, I watched a couple of different, like, pressers he's done, and it's just like, this is bad for the city.
	This is an attack on the ship.
	Oh, he's obsessed with his image.
	He's like Cuomo.
	Yeah.
	He wants to do it.
	Chris and Andrew.
	And that's why he says the guy has to have swagger for the city to have swagger.
	Swagger.
	All right, last one.
	Dr. Phil Clown World.
	Well, I think we already covered this, dude.
	Is this the bearded freaks?
	Oh, here they are.
	And I'm Ethan.
	We've been together for about five years.
	Whoa, that's horrific.
	Oh, this is the whole episode.
	I haven't seen the whole episode.
	Whoa.
	That's fucked up.
	I've been married for three years.
	I use they-them pronouns.
	So that's a guy.
	Binary just means that I just don't identify with the gender I was assigned at birth and I don't identify exceptions.
	It's not brave to have fucking body hair if you have body hair.
	Yeah, so that's a guy with long hair.
	That's just a guy from Leonard Skynyrd.
	That's the vegetarian drummer.
	A man or a woman or something in between outside of that binary.
	My pronouns are here.
	They also are clearly a woman.
	To me, being a non-binary means having to control my gender in whichever way I want.
	I don't have to perform or pretend to be someone non-binary.
	You know what must happen to these lesbians that cut their tits off?
	They get into the American diet of fried chicken and beer and slurpees, and the next thing you know, they have their tits back.
	Like, what the fuck are these doing here?
	No, now they're man boobs.
	Yeah, you can just keep your tits and say they're man boobs.
	Yeah, that's what I keep telling people.
	It's really important for us to share more information with people because people are curious and they want to understand, but sometimes they don't always have the opportunities to do that.
	This is awesome.
	So this is just like Gigi Gorgeous.
	He puts his erect penis into her vagina.
	And he doesn't mind because when he looks at her face, he sees a dude.
	Yeah, and I think a lot of people are really concerned about it.
	Here's a million dollar question, though.
	I've talked to gay men about pussies and they start dry heaving immediately.
	And I've talked to lesbians about dicks and they think it's cool.
	Many people think they want one, but they have a zero interest on sucking on one.
	So does she suck his dick?
	That's a misconception.
	Oh, he just smiled.
	Everybody has a pronouns.
	When I said that.
	You may use he and him as your pronouns, right?
	I use they and them.
	I love how they're explaining us these facts.
	It's like they're experts in calculus, and they're just breaking down the facts.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	Yeah.
	Enough of that crap.
	Enough of that gay shit.
	I've got a few final videos for you today.
	This first one was a stupid bitch, pepper spraying her boyfriend.
	I've been pepper sprayed, and I'll tell you what, it reboots the hard drive.
	Like, I've been hit in the eye with something that hurt my eye, and I went, ow, fuck my eye.
	I'm still totally coherent and aware.
	You know, like shot with a BB gun in the face.
	I was like, ow, my face.
	There's a hole in it.
	But I was still me.
	When you get pepper sprayed, it's like the old Max that has the computer face that's frowning, or the bomb symbol, like you're done.
	And then it takes you about, I would say, 10 minutes before you can go, Okay, I've been pepper sprayed.
	I got to wash my eyes.
	And you get back to like, you can handle it.
	But you cannot think for 10 minutes.
	So this chick, I think she thinks her boyfriend called the cops.
	I don't know if he knows what the fuck's going on.
	But yeah, this is a girl pepper spraying her boyfriend in the face.
	In the eyes, directly in the eyes.
	What the fuck?
	Pretty funny, huh?
	Honey, milk, honey, milk, honey, milk.
	Because he asked you to leave him alone.
	Okay.
	Hey, Matt, do you want me to leave?
	I'm leaving.
	I'm leaving.
	I'm leaving.
	Are you safe?
	I'm leaving.
	Are you safe?
	He's calling the cops on me, so I'm going to walk away.
	There's the cops.
	Matt, I'm getting arrested.
	Matt, I'm getting arrested just for assaulting you.
	So I think some of our viewers might go, dude, it's not that bad.
	Tell them to leave her alone.
	I don't think you can think straight, is my point.
	Yeah, adrenaline, all kinds of stuff is happening to you.
	Boy, it sucks.
	Okay, here's another stupid bitch, 3-4.
	Dancing around.
	She must be...
	Is she a stripper or just a fun barmaid?
	Anyway, she's pouring booze all over him.
	It's probably a bachelor party.
	But just like, yeah, she's a stripper.
	Or she's a barmaid at a strip club.
	And then she zaps him in the nipple after pouring alcohol on him.
	When ladies try to get with the guys, hey, I'm going to pepper spray you and I'm going to tase you, you know, like guys do.
	No, no, don't do that.
	What the fuck?
	He's a good dancer.
	No, this is how you do that kind of horseplay.
	3-5.
	This is so amazing.
	I don't understand it.
	Some guy gets on the back of a train with a pie and then goes a whole stop.
	So at the next stop, he can smash someone in the face.
	Or no, no, they're taking off.
	So he gets on the back of the train with a pie.
	And then as it takes off, he pies the guy.
	Yeah, and the conductor should be in that right where that guy is.
	No, no, he's at the very, very back.
	He's standing on the back.
	Oh, okay.
	I think.
	You're awesome, dude.
	I don't like it when they do it to political figures because it usually is a way to dehumanize them so they can die after.
	But that was great, don't you think?
	Yeah, good job on that.
	Good job.
	That's how to keep the city fun.
	That's swag.
	Now the city is swag.
	So ladies, that's how you do it.
	Okay?
	You don't blind the guy or light him on fire.
	You hit him with cream.
	And then just to end on a happy note, here's a woman who gets nailed by a car and loves it.
	Wet roads, and now we're starting to experience, unfortunately, in freeze.
	Oh, we see this, water main breaks.
	Oh my gosh.
	I just got hit by a car, but I'm okay.
	I just got hit by a car, but I'm okay, Tim.
	That's the first time on TV, Jory.
	We're all good.
	Are you all good?
	I'm okay.
	Yeah, you know, that's live TV for you.
	It's all good.
	I actually got hit by a car in college, too, just like that.
	Wow.
	I am so glad I'm okay.
	You're okay.
	You're okay.
	We're all good.
	How much Xanax is that guy?
	He doesn't give a shit.
	Dude, he's like, maybe that's his worst enemy.
	No, they were having an affair.
	And she said, unless you help me out and get me on TV more, I'm going to tell your wife.
	And he was like, you fucking bitch.
	That is absolutely.
	Right now, his fists are clenched because he's like, yes.
	Yeah, look at the smile.
	Wow.
	Wow, you're still alive.
	Fuck.
	I'm okay.
	Gotta call my guy.
	Gee, did he hit you right in your fucking blabber mouth?
	Why are you texting reverse, reverse?
	Who are you texting that to?
	Okay.
	You're okay.
	We're all good.
	This is off.
	Now he's thinking, I paid the guy to kill her.
	Do I have to pay him anything for just bonking her?
	Maybe we learned something.
	Don't say what, but maybe we've learned a lesson from this.
	It's all that motherfucker charges me.
	You are so sweet and you are okay.
	It is all good.
	You know, I...
	Oh, Lord.
	So you...
	You know, it's my last week on the job, and I think this would happen.
	So you were sweet.
	Yeah, that's it.
	She slept with him to extend our contract, and he didn't.
	So that's her last week.
	You bumped down low, Tori, or were you hit up high?
	I couldn't really tell.
	That's an inside joke between them.
	It's a second joke.
	She said, I will destroy your career from low to high to real high.
	And he's like, oh, really?
	Would you like some more of this?
	You want to play some highs and lows?
	I'll make Ryan Rivera's song like a fucking NATA song.
	I don't even...
	Do you know if I was bumped down low or up high?
	I don't even know.
	I don't even know, Tim.
	My whole life just flashed before my eyes.
	Right.
	Well, learn to zip it.
	Was our affair in there?
	Did you forget that?
	Learn to zip it.
	Everything's okay.
	I thought I was in a safe spot, but clearly we might need to move the camera over a bit.
	So let me do that.
	You're in the middle of the moment.
	Now, just to second the stage for you, once again, Tori's in an area right now that's been a watermay break, so there are emergency vehicles around there.
	And this is totally plausible without somebody setting it up.
	Yeah, and I have an alibi.
	As you can see, I'm in the studio.
	I have no idea who that was, who that Mexican gentleman was.
	I don't even know that he's a Mexican gentleman.
	Yeah, his name was Alberto Gonzalez.
	Okay, see, that's a coincidence.
	I didn't know his Venmo account.
	A lot of times what we have seen in those kind of situations are when emergency vehicles are around, there's a lot of confusion from people about drivers, about where to go.
	So it's possible that she just got hit by a car, dude.
	Can we, like, let her go?
	Yeah.
	She has to sit there and philosophize about why she was hit in the ass.
	My bad.
	Yeah.
	All right, I love you.
	We'll see you tomorrow.
	Oh, wait.
	No, tomorrow's Compound Media.
	Correct.
	Over at the Compound Studios.
	And then we got our live Thursdays.
	This is a short week for me.
	And then Friday is Fonday.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	That's the button I'll shoot.
	Two, three.
	Oh, five years five.
	Run for everyone.
	Now I'm in the heat.
	Look sun and eat.
	You're in by my pet.

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