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Jan. 24, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S04E79 - THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
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That was Beefeater, a DC band.
They sort of got big after Revolution Summer.
So the DC hardcore scene started with some pretty heavy shit, like minor threats, screaming and yelling, and then they evolved and they grew.
And we went from minor threat to Fugazi and Beefeater were there too.
Am I wrong?
When were Beefeater around?
Because they were not noise.
That song was pretty hardcore, but their later stuff was really groovy and weird and African and bassy and stuff.
The singer was named, what the fuck was his name?
Thomas Tomas.
Very weird dude.
They stayed at our house when they were on tour back in the early 90s.
And the dude slept.
We're like, you can crash here.
You can use my bed.
The band can stay here.
And he's like, I'm fine, man.
He slept with his head in the closet in the hallway.
And he had nothing below him, just like the floor.
And on his right side, he had a rock.
And on his left side, he had a stick.
As one does.
Thomas Squip?
Was that?
Yeah.
Tomas Squip.
So where did they start?
84 to what?
86.
That kind of kills my entire thing.
So they were there.
No, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They were there at the beginning.
They seem like the evolved part of Discord records, but I guess they weren't.
But they did have some weird, cool shit.
Anyway, if you want to check out a hardcore band and you find them a little too noisy, I highly recommend Beefeater.
They've got some really melodic songs.
You know what's a great album of sort of post-hardcore DC hardcore?
It's called State of the Union.
And it's got a bunch of bums on it.
I don't mean bum-bums.
I mean homeless gentlemen.
They're just like sitting around and shit.
State of the Union Discord is the label.
Maybe we should have a thing where my computer can link up to a screen.
Would that just be like a long Thunderbird cable or something?
We could do Thunderbolt.
Oh wait, there we go.
Yeah, that's it.
Can you pull up some of those songs or maybe pull it up in YouTube?
It's got some...
I cannot recommend this record enough.
And I'm not...
It's not for like punk fans.
It's just a really cool.
Record.
Sounds terrible.
Let me see the song list.
Have you got a song list for it?
Stones on the wall.
Oh, this is the only.
That's a standalone track.
Okay, let's see if we can find some.
But that song gets good, too.
Where'd my little garbage go that was here?
I don't know.
I didn't touch it.
It's fucking gone, man.
I went shopping in the South Bronx today.
Kentucky Fried Chicken is still closed.
And I went to that subway you went to?
Yeah.
It was a dare.
I thought I was eating something from Fear Factor.
The bread was a dead sock.
Okay, full album.
Dude, I couldn't believe he wiped the knife off on my sandwich.
Well, I'm at the point now where I was having nightmares last week, but now I still wake up at around 3 or 4, but it's not scary anymore.
I'm just sitting around.
Oh, my God.
So this time I thought, I'm going to fucking go to that subway and say, hey, buddy, I'm not a Yelp guy.
I'm not a snitch, but it was disgusting.
And my co-worker, anyway, instead of going there and doing that, I said all this on the phone.
And I said, my co-worker and I, we were subway niggas, and we could have been going there every day, you know, 10 bucks a day, 10, 20.
It could have been thousands, at least hundreds of dollars over the years.
And we're never going back again.
I'm not risking it ever again.
That's the way new places are.
Even though he complimented my belt.
Your what?
He said, that's a nice belt.
Oh, on your wrist?
He fucking, we didn't tell anybody this, but yeah, he took the sandwich thing, you put it in the hinge of the sandwich, and you fold it over, and then take it out.
There's, you know, ranch and shit on there.
And he just wipes it on the top of the sandwich and then packages it up.
Yeah.
Your sandwich is a napkin.
My sandwich is not your cloth, sir.
Now that knife is nice and clean again.
They don't do a meal thing where you get the chips and the drink for whatever price.
$10, charge me.
But just out of principle, I didn't get the chips.
I just got the drink.
You can't get a chips and drink up charge.
You have to buy them separately.
I'd rather go.
I'm going to go to the one like three miles away.
That's never let me down.
That's irritating.
They don't take cookies.
But this bread was so stale.
So I call the guy, and I'm like, thousands of dollars.
And I go, this bread was stale.
And I might think, oh, it's a freak occurrence.
But my coworker was there the day before, and he went through the same shit.
Not stale.
Not Cooked.
The cheese on the top wasn't melted.
Like when you put it in the toaster, that's when it cooked more.
Oh, I should have mentioned that.
It was raw bread.
But did you toast your shit?
I toast my shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, mine felt like it was uncooked, too.
It was like glaringly white.
Yes.
It looked like a piece of paper.
Same thing.
Yeah, yeah.
It was the same.
Crazy.
And I go, I go, and it's just like, I'm zedi, sari, sar, eddi, sari.
I'm eddy, sari, sar.
Like, no, I wasn't looking for a coupon.
I'm never going back to that one ever.
But I go, like, I want something to come from this.
Remember when I was mad about Santa being black at the museum in Chicago?
And I just said, why are we even having this argument?
Like, what are you going to do?
Change him?
Tell your boss that there was someone that was arguing that you might as well make Santa a woman.
You can't just change folklore.
And so I go, where are we going here?
What's happening with this?
And I just walk away.
We're sorry, sir.
Let's go back on Tuesday.
Thanks.
We're the sir in that particular one.
That's a different place entirely, in a totally different borough.
But hilarious.
I ended the conversation with, look, let's stop talking.
I wasn't looking for an apology, obviously.
Just whatever you're doing with your bread, fix.
Right?
Like with my pants with Nita Fashions, they were a little snug in my last order.
And then so were yours.
And I said, I don't want my money back.
It's not a problem.
I might have them taken out like a quarter inch.
But in the future, see, I'm about like, let's move forward and fix this.
In the future, when you get your waist measurement, maybe give it a little oomph.
Maybe go on the outside a bit.
That's how you solve problems, folks.
You don't just go, what the fuck?
This sucks.
Fuck you.
No.
You just go, okay, look, the catastrophe happened.
I don't want it to happen again.
So let's make sure that we shovel the driveway before we reverse the trucks.
You know what I mean?
And it's like, people don't have that perspective.
Their perspective is like, this is bad for me and I'm mad.
The end.
No, you got to yell at people.
I'm pro yelling, obviously.
But it should come.
The yelling should have some sort of like, you keep doing this.
Let's not do that anymore.
Stop making this mistake.
My biggest pet peeve, this drives me mental, is when I say, hey, I get a feeling that the trucks are going to slide down on the ice if we don't shovel this driveway now while the snow is soft.
And then someone goes, no, it'll be fine.
And then they reverse over the snow.
It's cold that night.
It becomes ice.
And then all the trucks are crashed.
And I was like, I don't mind if the trucks are crashed.
But it's when I said the trucks are going to crash and they crashed.
That makes me lose my fucking shit.
And I was at this network the other day.
We were discussing various business decisions.
It's not compound.
And there was a guy there, and I was just coming in as he was leaving.
And I could see him asking for a raise.
And it reminded me of some contributors we've had where they're like, I got car payments, man, and are you going to need more money?
And I'm like, that's not how it works.
Like, in the NBA, the players get money because the team is petrified.
They're going to go somewhere else.
And they're that good of a player.
You just can't, I'm not your dad.
Like, you can't come up to me and go, you're not going to believe this.
I need a new roof.
So I'm going to need a raise.
What?
No.
A raise is...
Raise the roof.
I'm so valuable to this company that you can't imagine living without me and you want to hold on to me.
Or we have a contract and you can't leave.
You know what I mean?
Be like, I'll give you a razor.
You can fucking shave your fucking face.
See, you should have said slit your wrists.
Yes, you're right.
Shave your face?
You're fired.
Let's do a war on kids.
Are you ready?
Because it's coming.
I'm ready.
Get ready for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctors.
I heard someone running in the show complaining about those.
Just get into the thing.
No.
Fuck you.
We like our bumpers.
We haven't showed our new.
Oh, wait, do we have a feminism coming up?
We do.
I got one feminism.
No, I don't.
I have no feminism.
We have a new bumper.
I don't know if you want to show it.
No, we're not showing it.
Oh, man.
See, you're like the guy who wants a raise.
You're like, I made something.
I want to show it.
No, it's not helping the out.
You got to think of the outside.
Like, the big picture is about going from the outside looking in.
That's why I've subscribed to censored.tv.
That's why I had a subscription to Vice.
I always want to see what the people are getting.
You should go to Censored.tv on a regular basis.
It should be the thing you check, like on your phone all the time.
Okay, these gay teachers, it's getting tedious at this point.
I mean, it's becoming...
You know what I would like to see from libs of TikTok?
A topographical map.
Is this a national problem coast to coast?
It's clearly in blue cities, it's the biggest problem, but can I see some pins on a map?
Like, is this just the Pacific Northwest when we see these?
And we do end up getting these teachers fired, and we do find out what schools they're at.
I mean, this isn't about doxing someone because you don't like their political beliefs.
This is someone who is indoctrinating children with a sexual preference, and I don't want sex anywhere near kids.
Okay.
The main reason for me about why having queer representation and queer educators and queer education in the classroom from a young age is so that these kids will grow up to either be wonderful and accepting allies Who have had this normalized in their lives from a young age.
If you normalize queerness from a young age, they're more likely to be more accepting and understanding.
And if they do not grow up to be good allies, I hope that those kids who later on realize that they are queer, love themselves, and are able to express themselves and be proud of who they are, that these kids are able to see people like them in their lives and say,
hey, that person's just like me, and it's okay to be me.
That is the main reason for me about the world.
Your whole philosophy is based on the assumption that homophobia is rampant.
But did you notice her demeanor there?
She's like a wise old sage with her little fucking T. That's a big T. Yeah, it's a big T. Hey, T. You know what it might be?
I think a lot of people, they get kind of drunk with power.
And men make better teachers when it comes to older years because they can handle the attention.
But I think these young ladies, she looks like she's fucking 20.
They're in a room of all these admiring children who think she's wonderful.
And there's so much joy.
She's exposed to too much joy and love.
And she's like, these kids don't love me just because they're cute little angels and children are wonderful.
I'm kind of a God.
And then the next thing you know, you're holding your cup like that.
Like, she looks like she's God coming down and talking to us.
God, why have you forsaken me?
Well, I mean, there's a lot of reasons why I forsake people in general.
You know, one of the reasons is that I want you to know what sin is.
I want you to see that life isn't all perfect.
A lot of you guys say to me, they say, why did young children have cancer?
Why did that family crash?
I don't know how many times I have to explain this, but the reason I do that is because if there was no cancer, there was no accidents, there was no way to die, you'd all be Superman.
And that's no way to live.
You know, I'm reminded of one of my creations, Gavin McInnes, who said that, you know, when normal people go to the Grand Canyon, they think it's a wonderful excursion and they rent the donkeys and they go down.
It takes about eight hours and it's just wonderful for them to see.
Superman, you know, he just flies in, zips around, and flies out.
It means nothing to him.
You know?
Oh, I just spilled my tea.
Oh, my God.
I just started a flood.
Sorry, India.
Yeah.
Now I'm talking about God all of a sudden.
You need suffering, or else you're just walking off the edge of a building.
Boop, boop, boop.
You land, you crush the cement, and then you just keep walking.
Well, now you're dead.
Like these people who don't want pain and suffering on earth, they want to be ghosts because it's only ghosts who can't hurt their leg.
There's got to be a downside or there's no fun involved.
No risk.
You got to have stakes.
Anyway, we've got to start doing something with these teachers.
We've got to make a big special episode of them all and classify them into categories.
That would be fun.
Yeah, we have a bunch.
Well, we got to, since I had you make that list, there's 100 more.
And I think we should start finding patterns.
Because this is no small beans.
These people are indoctrinating our children.
And she just admitted it.
Okay, this is something I've been wanting to get to for a while.
Age play.
Gross.
So I guess this is a thing you do where you wear a diaper.
We've all heard about that, right?
And that used to be some crazy, freaky thing that went viral.
But look at this couple.
She wears diapers.
And you look at it and you're like, this is fucking perverted.
When it's a woman who's the baby, you think, oh, you must just like fuck her face all day.
And that's disgusting because you want to fuck babies.
And then when it's a man, you think, oh, you're this gross infantilized beast.
You must shit your diaper.
And you want a woman to clean up your shit.
You're disgusting.
She must gag and puke when she wipes shit off your ass.
That's a good name for a band.
Shit off your ass.
But here, Andy No has discovered that this woman works with kids.
Wait, is that it?
What made me look into you is because your partner authored a guide on how to avoid being caught in a law enforcement sting when engaging in age play, which is getting sexual gratification from fantasizing about child sex abuse.
I saw that you like to dress as a toddler.
And then she's trying to own it, which is the opposite of the Jack Murphy School.
Actually, my title is, oh yeah, I saw on the photos of you and your partner who also does work for prostasia.
Is that what that says?
What's the name of that company?
I can't read it because it's far away.
You can't read it because you can't read.
That's true.
Zoom in then.
I'll teach you.
Prostasia, yeah.
Prostasia.
As a child care and child prostasia.
Prostasia.
As a child care and child development specialist engages in this fetish or dressing hat, so that's why you're so defensive.
Oh, Jesus.
This should be front page news.
Like, people are getting fired because their dad said the N-word 30 years ago.
Why aren't you getting fired if you work with kids and you play Age Play?
Actually, my title is pro- No, go back.
Go back, shithead.
Takes a second.
Incognito.
That must be the guy.
Oh, no, is that her?
That's her.
Actually, my title is program director.
You think someone who calls himself a journalist could figure that out since it's in all my bios?
I admit, I was not previously aware that all my kinks/slash fetishes had to be approved by a random creepy man on the internet.
That's one way to phrase it, but yeah.
Your kinks and fetishes have to be disclosed if you work with kids and your sexual fetishes involve children.
Is that unreasonable?
Is this neo-fascist of me?
Am I being a crypto-fascist?
Megan Ingerman, child care and child development specialist, program director, she, her.
That is fucked up.
Most important hazard of all that age players must be aware of is the prevalence of law enforcement sting operations in which police officers pose as being underage to lure others into online chats that can be presented as evidence of soliciting a minor for sex.
Such, imagine being worried about that.
That shouldn't be a problem if you're just doing age play with regular age people.
I'm not concerned about stings on people who want to fuck kids.
Go ahead.
Sting away.
Sting it up, bees.
Please do, actually.
Such stings attract funding for police forces from child protection.
Oh, no.
Wouldn't that be terrible if the police were focused on protecting children?
Yuck.
They're always so fucking fat.
Have you noticed everyone in education is fat?
I was walking by this tutor thing the other day, and it had a bunch of kids who were not getting A's.
And it was like all these tables.
Everyone's masked to the hilt.
And it was like, it was two big rooms, huge windows for everyone to see, which I like when the kids are involved.
And there was three tables in each room, and there was two kids per counselor, tutor.
Every single one of them was a gigantic fat fucking pig.
Like this.
Like, hard to find clothes.
Isn't that proof that teachers don't work hard enough?
Helena Bonum Harder.
That's a teacher's name.
Yeah.
Fuck Me Harder.
No.
Looks like she's, instead of Eastmont, she lives in Eatmont.
Ugh.
Fuck Me Harder.
It's her mantra.
And she likes to pretend she's a little kid.
She likes to pretend she's a little kid and get fucked, apparently.
Eh.
Sometimes when I do these stories, I'm like, careful not to make you too sick.
Because some things, especially when it's children under duress, I just have to turn off sometimes.
I'm adorable if you don't think so.
I graciously grant you the freedom to be wrong.
Human rights are bay, nerdy cra.
Fuck off.
So, 18, if you recall a long ass time ago in Canada, there was a man who abandoned his six children to become not just a woman, but a child, a little kid.
And her name is Stephanie, but it's spelled Steph on Knee.
Now, that's, she looks exactly like this guy.
This is an old story by now.
Six-year-old male.
Pedophile identifies as a five-year-old girl, convicted of breaching a court order.
This is the guy.
Wait, is this Steph on Knee?
Approach two little girls and kiss them.
This is in Britain, isn't it?
Go down a bit?
No?
I want to see the opening paragraph.
Daniel Vertrainer's...
Yeah, yeah, this is...
Stay away from children.
I think that's the same guy who was caught eating out a dog or fucking a dog on cocaine.
Janielle, I like you have to use their names.
It should be whatever their ID says.
And then, so sorry, wait, we got too many things to untangle here.
So there was the guy I caught, who looked like that who was caught fucking a dog.
There's the other guy right there, not him, the previous guy, Janielle.
And that was, he was violating the court order.
This is all the same basic looking dude, these old fat, disgusting perverts.
And then that brings us to Stefan Ni.
Wonder where she is these days.
That's the last one you showed.
And I remember listening to a podcast.
And Stefan Ni, show her disgusting face.
I have pictures of Stefan Ni DMing me.
It's in my favorites.
Stefan Ni, I heard her in a podcast saying that she had been adopted.
And this is more age play.
She had been adopted.
Yeah, here it is.
I'm just going to, I'll text it to you.
That's the easiest for me.
And it was like an old British couple.
The guy was like 60.
So was the woman.
They adopted this little baby girl, Stefan Nee, who's, I think he thinks he's five.
And of course, what's the first thing they do is fuck her, right?
And the man fucks her in her, it fucks the other man in his butt while they all pretend it's a five-year-old girl.
And then on the podcast, he goes, and then when he came in me, I thought I was going to get pregnant.
And I said, can I get pregnant?
I'm not joking.
This is, I heard this with my own ears.
And I think I did a rebel video about it.
And the joke I made was like, I'm so jealous.
I want to be with Stefani.
And he DMs me and goes, to make you completely aware of my intention to not only never let you fuck me, but also that I'm not one of your 255,000 stupid lemmings.
Let me block you out of my life, dumbass.
Whoa, I had a lot of followers on Twitter back then.
Stefan Ni.
So I made public the podcast.
I think it was on Twitter, and it immediately disappeared.
But doesn't that summarize how fucking depraved these people are?
And yeah, I'm concerned about Jeffrey Epstein's island just like anyone else, but they're fucking 17-year-olds.
If they fuck some 14-year-olds, I want to hear about it.
But like Prince Andrew fucking a 17-year-old, it's not really a high priority of mine.
These people I would rather focus on.
These guys that are, and I know it's not illegal, fucking each other, pretending to be five.
I want to know about them.
I want more media attention on them.
Contact Stefan Nees Island.
What's going on?
Like, it's funny how people get canceled for alleged racism or some, remember that Karen who said, go back to your hood.
Her life's over.
But this guy can pretend to be a five-year-old, get adopted, and get fucked in the ass.
And we're like, that's kind of cool.
And then you have USA Today saying, actually, pedophiles are not child molesters.
Watch it.
Child molesters molest children.
Pedophiles, well, they want to molest children.
There you go.
You're passing, by the way.
That's it.
Wait a minute.
That's the thing I was talking about.
Cool.
Wait, how'd you find that?
I looked up Stefani podcast.
This is exactly what I was just talking about.
Pillars of the community.
Wait, is this some cool person who found it and put it back up?
Or is this them?
Premiered August 2019.
What happens when the fetishists use the trans label to bring attention to their sexual fantasies?
Meet Stefani a grown man.
While the world to see them as a six-year-old, horrifying.
Put it back up?
Is this them doing it?
Wait, no, and a horrifying take on the future of trans activism.
I believe this is somebody who found it.
Finding it.
Nice work, dude.
I looked everywhere for it.
Sweet.
They had lunch in an Irish bar, where they teased one another and flirted with the waitress, before they headed to a nearby swingers' club where they had sex.
In a podcast entitled How to Become a Princess, Stefankne describes the experience.
He took my virginity and it didn't hurt.
It felt beautiful.
I felt like a woman.
I thought you were a girl.
And like, I'm surprised.
I didn't think I was going to be pregnant.
Like, I was so much a girl.
And I actually have an erection right now from it.
So I'm just going to pull my dress down a little bit.
Following the date, Stefonkney called Suri to disfonkney ingrained in a princess room complete with pink curtains, cuddly toys, frilly dresses, and a constant relationship.
With Stefonkney acting as the younger sister, don't push it, kid.
I just had it.
The pregnant clip?
We just played it.
Oh, okay.
How turned you to the pregnant thing.
She just said, I thought I was going to get pregnant.
Oh.
And you left it to go hopping around to find it.
You really are one for the book.
Stop.
Just stop.
No, no, don't pause it.
Just stop fucking around.
Stefonkney would star in a number of documentaries purely focused on his life.
The themes of each would be the same.
Stefonkney would discuss his early years, being disconnected from his family, and numerous suicide attempts.
One such documentary, Paul Wears Dresses, also shows some of Stefonkney's day-to-day life, including interactions with his church group.
Another, Living Two Lives, Dying 1000 Deaths, is a half-hour monologue from Stefonkney with a heavy emphasis on how difficult his life is.
Stefankne also started a Stefani podcast entitled How to Become a Princess, which, along with a suicide attempt, also went into a great deal with Stefonkney's BDSM relationship with Dracun and Suri, as well as a strange comment on taking down three-year-olds.
I can officially say I'm the world's biggest flower girl.
Stefankne's story was eventually covered by Extra, a Canadian LGBT news site, in which Stefonkney proudly announced he was now living as a little girl and that Draken and Suri were his adoptive parents.
The story quickly spread and was covered by a multitude of news outlets around the world.
Most of the reporting in the mainstream press was surprisingly sympathetic to Stefankne's situation with little questioning the bizarreness of what was going on.
The BDSM element to Stefankne's relationship was often overlooked as though the report pause.
I mean in modern society, pedophilia is not as bad as racism.
That's where we're at.
Racism is below pedophilia.
That's not good.
I think pedophilia is at the very bottom.
It should go pedophilia above that is murder.
Above that is rape.
Racism is like number 378 on the list.
I don't care about racism.
Why does the media not shut up for one second about it?
Outside the mainstream, however, Stefani was subjected to ridicule as people had a hard time accepting a 6'2 male as a 6-year-old girl.
That was a wild ride.
Let's cleanse the palette with some.
These aren't evergreens.
Oh yeah, let's do some racism.
And you got a new racism thing, right?
No, we're keeping the old racism.
Why?
Because you agreed on it.
You said the racism's good.
Okay.
If anything, we could put some sounds on the black betty to obscure it, but that's it, like sirens or something.
Cheering.
I'm a black female.
What other different...
What else could I have done to piss you off?
Black woman?
This is really inconvenient.
I thought this was a funny clip.
2-3.
Yeah, that should go in a modern thing.
This was really interesting.
So this is a Gen Xer, right?
Talking about how when he was young, race wasn't a thing.
And he's sad that you people are obsessed with it now, which I agree with.
But I want to see if you notice Something about God, she's hot, although she has no nose, so everyone's hot with that many filters on, right?
Gen X. How did you guys do it?
Gen X, how did you guys do it?
How did you stay out of the generational hate world?
We didn't stay out of it, it was just never an issue with us.
Anyone born between like 75 and 89, you automatically started going to school with multi-cultures.
So it was never an issue for us.
Multicultures.
White, black, and brown.
We was holding it down since day one.
We never looked at people this color and stuff like that.
If we didn't like somebody, it's probably because they were just an asshole.
Also, social media destroyed y'all's lives.
All you younger folks, it just destroyed y'all's lives.
They just promote hate and racism every single day.
And it's starting to divide everybody.
See, we didn't have technology like that.
When I was in middle school and high school, we had pagers and shit.
So, I mean, you wasn't texting racist shit on that.
Yeah, we had the news and stuff, but we didn't watch the news.
We was kids.
We was outside.
We was also not raised to be pussies and offended by everything.
Somebody didn't like you.
Your mom would be like, quit being a bitch and go find somebody else to kick it with.
And we did.
It was the greatest era ever.
Like, we never knew so much about racism until now.
Gen X. What's your takeaway from that, Ryan?
It's true.
I grew up in a time that I didn't have to believe in the myths and legends.
And there was no racism.
You didn't have to bear the brunt of it?
I didn't have to bear the brunt of it.
He's a wigger.
Yeah.
He's like, yo, man, we didn't have a problem with racism while I was young.
You would just, if you want to be white, you could be white.
You didn't have to like try to pretend to be black.
What?
You can't say that racism wasn't a thing when you are acting black and speaking in blackisms, you fucking loser.
How pathetic is that?
That's the takeaway.
Do you get it now?
How did you like, what is he talking about?
He's pretending that race didn't exist.
And he comes from the era.
I remember this era.
Like, when rap was, rap obviously started in the 80s, but when it was really mainstream and it was everywhere, like in the early 90s and late 80s, every white kid wanted to be black.
That doesn't mean race isn't a thing.
It's kind of like the same as today, constantly kissing black ass.
So no, we weren't above it.
It's possible that my generation when we were young were more cucked.
I mean, you're pretty fucking subservient to another group if you want to be them, right?
You might as well be wearing a dress with a wig on going, yeah, I've never, like, I've never been sexist.
I don't have a problem with women.
I think they're cool.
You know, when I was young, we didn't judge people by whether they were male or female.
We didn't care.
Yeah, because you're a female.
So no one's calling you sexist.
What's this, 2-5?
Oh, yeah, I remember this now.
My takeaway from this is, do not date this woman.
One of the worst dates.
This guy was an insul.
You guys, I went to this awesome restaurant and had one of the worst dates.
This guy was an infil.
He was a criminal defense attorney.
Please tell me how or why he took the conversation to talking about stats against sexy crimes against black women.
I walked out on him in the middle of the meal.
Okay, I'm going to try to make this as short as I possibly can.
So basically, it started by him asking me what's my ethnicity.
When I told him I don't like that question, I think it's...
What do you like not African, like Trinidad, Tobagoan, or Caribbean?
Yeah, Caribbean.
With a lot of Hispanic.
Yeah, Dominican.
80, whatever the cuts down are.
75% Spanish and 15% black.
Or maybe even less black.
Yeah.
But you can see the kink there.
I'm getting Dominican vibes.
Dominican for sure, yeah.
Maybe even a splash of Italian in there.
Ooh, okay.
I can take some Italian.
Just a jizz splat.
Yeah, just a GS.
It's far too inappropriate for initial setting.
He got so pissy and mad, started calling me closed-minded and saying that he was disappointed and thought that I was someone who was like open to talking about a variety of topics.
He'd be like, what gender are you?
To which I replied, like, I'm definitely open-minded, but as a black person living in a world in a country who hates black people.
As a black person living in a non-black body, as a black person who's white, living in a country that hates black people.
Oh, yeah.
I'm so tired of this shit.
And it's just becoming worse every day.
It's becoming more and more of a fact.
And now, just like the vibe I got in Chicago, it's how can I make it better?
Yes, it's a fact.
Proud boys are racist.
America's racist.
Everyone hates you.
Anything wrong with your life comes from you not getting what you need.
Just like the whole Rays thing.
Like, my life sucks.
It's your fault.
I see that in the New York Post all the time, too.
They'll be showing the project somewhere and they'll go like, look at this spoiler.
It's covered in rust.
Okay, well, sand it down and paint it.
This room of mine hasn't been painted in over 13 years.
Okay, go get some paint.
Paint your fucking room.
My parents owned property.
I kind of grew up poor, believe it or not.
My parents were middle class, but they weren't used to being middle class.
So every time they made money, they'd buy property.
So we had a modest home, but we should have been living the life of luxury, but they instead had two other properties.
They were paying three mortgages my whole life.
And then the day I moved out in 1988, everything was paid off and everything was gravy.
And they just started, money was pouring in.
Hey, the fuck was I when that was going on?
So yeah, sorry.
When all that was going on, my parents obviously have to do tons of painting and stuff.
They always did it all.
They painted their own house.
They painted exterior, interior, every room.
I was painting when I was like 10.
Paying a painter was something I've only really discovered since I moved to the suburbs.
It was not done when I was a young man.
Anyway, America doesn't hate black people, you stupid cunt.
That's also racially ambiguous.
I'm cautious of sharing that information so that I can understand your perspective of black people, how you Treat black people.
Oh my god.
Do you get that?
Dude, that's huge.
She's saying that she doesn't want to tell people she's black, like we can't see your fucking hair.
In case, you know, a Klansman overhears from the next table, or maybe he's a Klansman, and he stabs her with his fork.
Maybe he was holding a cross and a lighter, and he was like, just in case.
What race are you?
I don't know whether the lighter.
Yeah, she sits down.
He's got a gun.
Wait a minute.
What race are you?
Did someone set me up with a goddamn coon?
Clicks the hammer back.
You best be white, girl.
I'm not telling you what race I am in this society because you have a gun pointed at me and you might want to kill me.
Okay, this brings me to something.
Hold on a sec.
Or maybe he's being considerate.
He was like, well, if you sit at the edge of the blacks-only section, I sit at the end of the whites-only section, we could share a table if we scoot the chairs.
I got to show you this.
Wait, where the fuck is it?
You want to let this bitch ramble while you find it?
Yeah.
And I told him, like, I was on a date last week where my honest answer to that question visibly disappointed a guy and turned the entire conversation in a date in a different direction.
And he's like, oh my God, this country does not hate black people.
Black people are not hated.
So I tell him, you know, first of all, that's wrong.
But second of all, you would never be able to speak to that as a person who's not black.
We obviously can't just.
Stop.
What was our tattooist name from the telethon?
That would be what?
Lauren.
Lauren.
Yeah, here it is.
Her or her husband sent me this text they got because they got in trouble for being with us, of course.
And it was like, oh, shit, I can't find it now.
And it was like this Jewish guy explaining that it was like, I'm going to find it.
They'll probably text me.
Here, I'll text him.
What was that okay symbol text?
It was from some Jewish nerd explaining that, yeah, I'm sorry, I just need to be aware because in one of the pictures you took at that thing that you posted on your Instagram, someone was going like that in the background.
That's actually a hate symbol.
And I'm Jewish.
So I need to be aware of people with those kind of symbols just for my own safety.
And I thought, perfect.
That sums it up.
It's like, I'm not just a boring white dude.
I'm actually persecuted.
And she's doing the same thing.
She's like, I know you want to ask my ethnicity.
And if I was like a third Thai and a third Peruvian and two-thirds white, I don't know if you can do thirds, then I'd tell you because that would be safe.
And you don't understand this.
It's like they're in the Avengers.
You don't understand this.
But if I reveal my race, my race is black and we're living in a Klan rally, so I would die.
And then you go, ooh, you're a fancy race, huh?
Wow, look at you.
Well, la du-da.
And so that's already gay and boring, right?
When blacks do it.
But when fucking Jews do it, and they're like, yeah, sorry.
I don't know how to tell you this, but what's just like a silly innocuous symbol in a photograph to you is fine.
I was persecuted in World War II.
There could be another Nazi movement starting, i.e.
the Proud Boys.
So I got to be careful.
And what I'm going to do is just warn you now.
Yep, this is your first warning.
But yeah, I got to have my eye on the ball because I could be attacked at any time.
So I can't go to your tattoo studio if you're hanging around with people like that because I could die.
Ooh, you're like, you have a hit out on you.
You're like in the mafia.
Sorry, you're not cool.
I'm not cool either, by the way, so you're in good company.
But black person on the date, Jewish guy who sent the text, you're just white people, just like me.
You're just boring, normal white people.
If you want there to be something exciting about you, go accomplish something.
Go have something of value.
You know who there's a hit out on?
Tommy Robinson.
He's an interesting person.
You have to actually have pushed some boundaries, accomplished something, broken new ground to be interesting.
It's not just, it's not free.
Freedom ain't free.
And I feel like when I see these signs, I put this on Instagram a long time ago, not Instagram, on Getter a long time ago, about the Hate As No Home here signs because I was like, why do there are no Christmas decorations on any Hate As No Home here sign?
I realized in Westchester anyway, they're secular Jews.
Secular Jews don't celebrate Christmas in my neighborhood.
I heard they do in LA, which is commendable.
I heard the fucking, one of the top people at Getter is a Jew who hates Christmas, which is, I don't care if you're Jewish, but if you're anti-Christian, shouldn't really be on a patriotic social media thing.
Anywho, and I realized it's like, look, we're in the suburbs.
Everyone's white around here.
I want you to know that I'm not boring like you.
I've actually got something kind of cool going on.
I'm Jewish.
And we're 3% of the American population.
And we're under siege.
I don't know if you saw the synagogue shooting or the thing that happened in New Zealand.
New Zealand, that's pretty far away.
Shut up.
But we're constantly under attack.
So this is our way of saying, we will stand against you, you racists.
No matter what.
We're brave and we're fighters.
We're not having another Holocaust in this town.
And you're like, sorry, dude.
No.
No one gives a fuck about Jews and no one's offended.
And you're just white like me.
You're not special.
So take your stupid fucking sign down and put up a twinkling light or two.
You don't have to worship Jesus Christ, but throw us a fucking couple of snowflake bones.
Yeah.
And this is the same with these white college students going, I'm actually non-binary trans cis recognized?
No, you're boring and white.
I mean, when I was a kid, what we would do in Canada and when we were in college and even in high school, we'd go, Yeah, I'm not Canadian, really, I'm Irish.
And your room would have like a big Irish flag, and you'd have a Galele stick, whatever that stupid stick is, and like Shalali.
The eldest brother would literally learn Gaelic as opposed to metaphorically.
No, he'd learn the language.
And he'd be like, Agana Magi and Agalaga.
Or if they were Albanian or Peruvian, all these different Canadians that were just white would never, and it got weird during World Cup days because no one would have a Canadian flag on their car.
They'd all be rooting for Romania and Albania and fucking Ireland and Scotland and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
All these other countries that they've never even been to.
Like the fucking Italians in New York who can't speak Italian and their fucking dad was born here.
Like that would be as annoying as me if I wouldn't shut up about Scotland and I had a big fucking tartan flag, the big Scottish flag behind me and I was playing the bagpipes all the time.
It's people trying to be interesting.
You know how you get interesting?
You develop character.
You develop a personality.
You don't have to pretend you're gay or pretend America's racist or pretend World War III is around the corner and there's going to be another Holocaust.
That's lame.
If you want to be interesting, be interesting.
All right, this is a short up.
Let's go to the mailbag.
Let me touch it.
No, the guy.
Sorry, he sent me something and it's dumb.
No, the guy who was complaining about the okay symbol.
So much anti-Semitism.
If you're looking for anti-Semitism, go talk to an Israeli who wanted to do a talk at a college.
Go talk to blacks in Crown Heights about Jews moving into their neighborhood.
Go talk to the black Hebrew Israelites who laugh at the Holocaust because they got the wrong guys.
There's your anti-Semitism.
Go talk to Ilhan Omar.
Dear Gavin Rye Guy, Prob's Ancient Chinese Secret.
Probably an ancient Chinese secretion.
It's hard to tell, but they're dancing in front of a door that's part of a club on the other side.
Where's the music coming from?
Boy, I'm old.
You could not entrust me less.
Wait, what was that?
Nick Fuentes?
Thumbnail.
Was that him?
Oh, no, that's Cometown.
That's Nick Mullen.
And there's Hassan Obi.
Oh, we're learning a lot about you and your fucking algorithm.
I don't watch any Hassan Minaj, but I watched Hassan Minaj?
Whatever.
Hassan Abiy?
Hassan Piker.
Hassan Piker.
I don't know what that is.
That was about Russ.
Hey, Hoser Fag, if you love America so much, why don't you become a naturalized citizen of it?
Well, this is a good segue to an announcement.
I secretly have been getting my citizenship, and I got it yesterday.
Whoa!
Congrat, congratulations.
We're going to have a big party to celebrate.
I guess we'll do it on the show, too.
But I didn't want to make it public because Deport Gavin is a hashtag.
So I've been sweating my balls off for years.
And it took me forever.
I did the whole test.
We were going to, back before, you know, there was a massive movement to have me deported, I was going to do a whole thing.
We were going to document everything and show it.
I have some footage.
I guess we could show after the fact now that I can't be deported.
But Jesus H, it was touch and go there for a minute.
And I thought it was really weird how these people wanted me deported.
All these pundits, Amy Siskind and Juliet Jeski, whatever, the woman who helped put John Kinsman in prison and separate him from his black children.
By the way, all you people like Sandy Bockham, who helped put John in prison, aren't you worried about when his black kids turn 18 and they want revenge for the person who took their dad away?
I'd be a little concerned if I were you.
Would you rob someone of fatherhood for some sort of virtue signal?
Someone put my dad in jail for my entire childhood, for four years, when I was like two to when I was six?
Or worse, in the case of his eldest boy, I guess it was like five to nine?
I want to get you.
But anyway, I had to be really careful about that.
I am a real American.
What the fuck?
This is weird.
I got the same email, 405 and 406.
Saying the same thing.
But yeah, my lawyer said, don't discuss it with anyone.
Don't bring it up anytime.
Don't tell anyone.
Let's just...
Because even if I brought it up and talked about it a lot, then I went in for the interview, the guy might recognize me.
Our biggest goal was that when I get there for the interview, the guy's like, yep, okay, lived here 20 years.
Yeah, next.
And that's essentially what happened.
My worst nightmare was he Googles me and it says, Gavin McKinnis trying to become a citizen.
Let's snip That in the bud.
That's fucking awesome, man.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
And I avoided it forever because I didn't want to do jury duty and I didn't care about voting.
But not being deported became a pretty big one.
And I thought it was strange that all these evil cunts want me deported because why?
I'm going to ruin America?
No, because I have a family and they don't have a family and they're jealous, basically.
So they want to wreck it.
If I don't have a family, then I'll shut up about how important it is to have a family because it would be brutal on my kids.
So your war on me leaving America was really a war on my children.
You wanted my children to either have to uproot themselves and go to England or Canada or whatever, or I leave and they stay here, finish school or something, and they don't have a father.
Nice goals.
We've gone from these maternal women who care and want to just not only foster their own children and nurture them, but like help society and help other kids and become a kindergarten teacher and say, oh, boys will be boys.
Now they're fucking saboteurs.
That's disturbing.
What have we done?
And they're not the only ones to blame.
I mean, we as a society have turned a lot of these women into horrible shit chests.
So, yes, shit chests are horrible.
Remember the definition of a shit chest, right?
Iron Man has this cool glowing blue orb in his chest, right?
Is it an orb?
No, it's like a disc, whatever.
It's a fictional character, so who cares what it's called?
And that powers him.
That keeps him alive.
I think it's his heart.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he's got this magic thing in his chest, and he can do incredible things with it.
It's a gift.
The shit chests are like that.
We all have that magic.
Well, sorry, all women have this magical gift.
They can create life, right?
They've torn it out, thrown it in the garbage, and replaced it with shit.
So they're shit chests.
And the thing about these shit chests is, not only did they not start their own families, but they want to ruin other people's families.
And that means the kids are punished first.
If I live in London or fucking...
Where would I move to in Toronto?
I mean, in Canada, probably somewhere rural.
So if I live in, you know, northern BC or Milton Keynes, Telford even, some cute little town.
Where did Mick Jagger grow up?
I really like that town.
If I live there, my life's the same.
This is broadcast on the internet.
And my influence won't change, by the way.
Like, there'll still be Proud Boys.
There'll still be Patriots.
There'll still be a new conservative movement that is out there to prevent woke culture from ruining Western civilization.
I'm still rocking.
My kids, of course, are totally uprooted, massively inconvenienced, disturbed, changed.
We'll probably resent me for a couple years.
And then they'll resent you, you fucking bitch.
You stupid cunt, Amy says, Kent.
Dartford.
Dartford.
I think I'd go to Dartford.
Where my baseball-obsessed son would be playing rounders.
Are you positive he was born in Dartford?
Dartford, Kent.
That's where Kent is from, where Shane McGowan is from.
Oh, shit.
Wrong Joe.
Okay.
Joe Truck.
Yeah, his name is Joe Truck Driver.
Okay, that'll mean I'll have the meme.
Because I was looking up the wrong Joe.
Sick.
Yes, I got it, dude.
Alright, so that's enough of my citizenship announcement.
I'm very happy to announce that.
And it's sad that we could have made it a more fun thing.
It would have been cool showing you me studying for the questions.
We could have had my lawyer on.
He's an awesome, funny Jewish guy.
Wait, how do I send this to you?
Did you text it first?
You save it, and then text it.
It says it's already saved.
Oh, there we go.
Sorry, I'm stupid.
Okay, so I just sent it to you.
But uh.
Dear whoever, it has come to our attention that you are the proud owner of a fine swimming pool.
No, not that one, dumbass.
Damn it.
Hope.
Wait, don't worry, we still have hope.
Sorry, this is not very good TV.
Go back to the mailbag thing now that we're not talking about that anymore.
Excuse me.
I am a true.
Okay, here it is.
Well, I don't have to send it to you.
It's just text.
You ready?
Yes.
And this counts as a letter.
Hey, my message could have been better written.
It's not about politics, Republican or Democrat.
I think he said, like, I'm really offended by that picture and you were with Gavin McInnes.
I'm not using you as a tattooist anymore.
And then she probably wrote back, I'm not political.
I'm not interested.
I'm not going to not work with someone because of their politics.
And I find it strange that you wouldn't want to be tattooed by someone because you assume what their politics are.
It's a tattoo.
So now he's explaining it to her because she's clearly ignorant.
This is not about politics.
The anti-he says decimation, but that could have been autocorrect.
The anti-defamation league lists the okay symbol as a hate symbol.
I am Jewish.
I have to be very aware of this.
I wanted to make you aware that this is not about an eagle or what appears to be a normal okay symbol.
It's a hate symbol.
I have to be aware for the safety of myself and others.
This is exactly what I said.
The FBI and anti-defamation league listed as such, I respectfully wanted to check to see if it was him just showing the size of the tat or saying, this is cool.
But even posting it, if it is indeed the symbol that I think it is, can be quite bad.
I would like to think that a darker path would like to ensure this does not represent them.
What?
This isn't about the ego or patriotism.
This is a serious inquiry.
I'm Jewish.
Oh my God.
Sorry.
Let's stop the presses.
No.
You know what Jewish is?
I don't believe in Jesus Christ, but with everything else, I'm pretty much on the same page.
What do you mean?
You don't think Jesus existed?
No, I think he existed.
I just don't think that he's the Son of God and that He performed miracles.
Okay.
I disagree, but that's...
I mean, Presbyterians, Protestants, and Catholics, you could argue, have a bigger chasm, a bigger divide than Jews and Catholics.
You're not crazy.
Yeah, but what about World War II?
I know.
Horrific.
Don't get me wrong.
But a long fucking time ago.
Oh, here it is.
Hottie on Getter.
I know you love Getter.
This is right on topic, too.
Gotcha.
Hadi on Getter.
Hello?
Hottie on Getter.
Why are you so bad at your job?
Oh, got it.
Oh, you found it.
That was quick.
Like, it's too down.
So this is Getter executive Ebony Bowden saying she doesn't give a fuck about Christmas.
Holy shit, I had a best friend when I was a kid named Christine Bowden.
And I'm realizing now she must have been Jewish.
See, these things don't come up.
Yo, now I'm like that Uyghur kid, but I'm Jewish.
When I was young in the 80s, we have friends that are Jewish.
We didn't even know.
Everyone was the same.
She's fucking hot.
Saying she doesn't give a fuck about Christmas.
Pray that Christians have the discernment to not be led once again into a social justice network.
Sorry, a social network ran by people who hate Jesus Christ.
Yeah, that would be bad.
Okay, last one.
Hey, Godfather Gav, Macho Maddie, and the other guy.
In a world where...
Wait a minute.
Oh, fuck.
I'm looking at the clock going, I think I fucked up.
Am I shitty at doing my job?
Time's going really slow.
The clock fucking stopped.
Oh.
I just saw the clock on the computer and went, oh, that makes a little more sense.
We've been talking for about an hour.
Hey, Godfather Gav, Macho.
No, bitch.
We ain't talking to your ass.
Hey, Godfather Gav, Macho Maddie, and the other guy.
In a world where the McInnis brand isn't a one-way ticket to Bantown, who has the most successful run at political office?
The zany entrepreneur with the gift of Gab and an impolite, to put it lightly, public history?
The reformed convict who's seen both sides of the aisle and wants real change?
We should save this for when Maddie's here.
I'm not going to read that.
But the young, relatable minority.
I think we'd all be fucked.
I mean, we're talking about who would be more likely to be a successful politician, a piece of shit, a rabid pit bull, or Satan.
So I don't know.
I think I would be more likely to win because I've got the gift of gab and I could probably argue my way out of things.
Which I guess you and Maddie do too to a certain extent.
But like Maddie's background is pretty bad.
Like a lot of assault charges.
And with you and I, it's going to be the same allegations, but you won't be able to talk your way out of it like I can.
That's good to know.
So we just answered that and we said we wouldn't.
All right, let's get to the final vid.
Yes.
Indeed.
This kind of broke my heart.
3-8.
Before you show it, I just, I want drugs legalized.
I want there to be more mental institutions.
Especially here in New York, we've got that old leper colony we could fill with, not chicks.
I don't want women working there.
I mean, they can work there as psychiatrists, whatever.
But we need 6'4 ex-cops, cops.
We need major muscle in these loony bins to deal with these fucking maniacs.
Now they have a bunch of fat chicks, the few that there are still.
So I want to bring loony bins back.
I want to legalize drugs.
I want more treatment.
And we've given up on all of that, of course.
There's too much money in making drugs illegal.
And you see these poor bastards medicating with mess or whatever they're giving themselves.
And you just see these talented young men who could be doing something with their lives.
And they're not.
They're training rats.
How many hours did that take?
Gotta elongate your tails, make sure your tails feliz navidad.
It's probably not, that doesn't look like America.
That could be Mexico.
Could be anywhere.
Doesn't that break your heart in two?
That's sad.
But also very impressive.
Even in Mexico, in the homeless community, the whites are the ones kicking the most ass.
Terrible takeaway.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, folks, sorry to make such a bummer of an episode.
We've got pedophiles everywhere and homeless people.
But the good news is I became a U.S. citizen.
God bless the U.S. of A. I wasn't going to announce it until you guys brought it up, but here it is.
So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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