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Jan. 28, 2022 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #132 - QUIET MATTY (part 1)
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
What's up?
What's up?
What?
L-I-V-E.
Who are you at the top?
I'm working 9 to 5, the Beastie Boys are here.
Hey guys, sorry about that.
I did a line and that means I gotta make a poo.
And when you have a hemorrhoid, you can't just wipe your ass.
You have to inundate it with wet toilet paper.
That's No Sleep Till Brooklyn.
And the reason we're playing that song is because tonight we're going to stay awake until the show's over at 11.
Here we go.
No matter what, we are staying up for the next two hours.
We're taking calls.
We're taking super chats that are going to Max and John.
Another bet.
We raised $1,500 last week.
Let's go for $2,000 tonight.
100% of the money goes to Max and John.
When they get out, they can have some cash.
50% each, 750 each we made last week.
50% each.
I had this big party planned for those guys And Matty points out that when you get out of prison, you have to go and check in to where your residence is.
There's no two day parties.
You also have to check to see if they have any special conditions like non-association clauses where they can't associate with the Proud Boys.
It's a big thing that they do.
This is my new pet peeve and I developed it slowly meeting ex-cons.
I did the crime, I did the time.
I should be able to vote, own guns, like probation and all this other shit.
That's not the time.
I was sentenced to four years.
I did four years.
Everything should be as it was.
Like when my kids are bad, they would get a timeout.
And after those, whatever it was, they usually did a minute per age.
So if it was a three year old, you'd do three minutes.
And then when you've done your timeout, dude, go nuts.
Go play video games!
Well, what New York State did, and the Feds...
Together.
I mean not they didn't do it together but both changed their systems.
Like you used to do 65% of your time which is two-thirds.
So say if you got six years you had to do four years and then you come home and you owe two years on parole.
So a lot of people would get violated and get sent back.
So for certain crimes like violent crimes like the fights that Max and John got in they changed that law and they said okay violent crimes now And this in the feds, it's every crime.
You gotta do 85% and they're gonna abolish parole.
But basically all they did was just change the name of it.
They changed it to... Yeah, but Max and John were getting like five years parole for a four-year crime.
Right.
That's not fair.
No, they're gonna have five years supervised release because they're convicted of a violent crime.
Yeah.
So they have to do 85% of it.
Right, but then after they're out, they have years and years and years of probation.
Yeah, it's called supervised release.
I'm okay with you get four years, you get out in three, and we monitor you for a year.
That's arguable.
But this is, they're getting out like a pube early.
They're getting out like, I don't know, You get 54 days, it's like 53 or 54 days a year good time.
But their probation is meant, is, John's is five years.
That's super, they change it from, probation is for non, I mean you get felony probation which is five years but that's when you don't go to prison.
When you got, say a split bid like a one and a half to three for like a non-violent crime, You're on parole for up to three years.
Parole or probation?
Parole.
Parole.
Right.
Now when they have violent crimes and other crimes that you're convicted of that are deemed, you have to do 85%.
Now when you get released, you're on supervised release, not parole.
Same shit, just different name.
Yeah, I don't- And they make you do 85% of the time instead of- You know what it's like?
You know why they abuse those prisoners?
Because they can.
Oh.
You give someone power, and they're like, I'm gonna make them do a little fucking dance.
Oh also last time last week I told a guy I worked at Cadre in downstate which was incorrect.
I worked Cadre in MDC Brooklyn and MCC Manhattan.
My stay time I was sentenced to only a short bid which is one year so by the time I got finished with court and everything went up top to reception I only had maybe three or three months or four months left and I did the majority I did the remainder of my time there.
Cut the shit, Matty.
You got caught.
I just had to correct that.
You got caught.
Stolen unvalor.
Pretending you went to prison.
He blew up the spot.
Never been there.
By the way, great research out there, Baby Monsters.
Thanks for catching him bullshitting.
Last point on the prison stuff.
When we were at our local recently, you were speaking to two BIPOCs.
Black indigenous people of color.
Okay.
And I didn't understand you gentlemen.
You seem to be saying fuck this probation I'd rather just do my whole sentence.
Yeah.
What were you talking about?
I didn't understand you.
Like probation and it's like a we're not gonna send you to jail.
Sword of Damocles hanging over your head.
Yeah so that's basically what it is.
There's time over your head and I'm not one to toe the line and You know, give me enough rope and I'm going to hang myself 10 times over.
If you're going to tell me I have to be in the house at 7, 8, 9 o'clock at night, I'm going to go out.
So that's what you guys were saying is I'm going to violate all my things?
He said his PO kept coming to his house and then she tried to say that he moved without permission.
And I was like, dude, just fuck it.
Just go back in and fucking do the rest of your time.
Like when I did that with my federal parole, I said on my second violation.
Usually when you get your second violation of incarceration, they deem you unsupervisable and they just terminate it.
So you're what they call a full-term release.
You gotta do all your time.
So, when I came home, I did two years on supervised release for the feds, and they violated me on my last day.
And time on the street in the feds doesn't count.
So, I had to go do a 10-month hit, and then start over two years supervised release again.
So when I came home, I said, listen, You might as well put the paperwork in now, because I'm not going to report, I'm not going to do drug tests, I'm not going to do any programs.
And he's like, what are you talking about?
I said, I'm not giving you the power to keep me on the street for another two years and do the same fucking thing.
That's what you guys were saying.
Yeah.
Because they were saying the same thing.
And he was like, no, I'd like to see, I go, you don't want to see me do anything.
I said, fuck off.
Put the paperwork in.
Tell me when I got to come in for the fucking, in front of the magistrate.
Fuck that.
I don't want power over people.
Because it's easier for me to be in prison and deal with being there because I'm there.
There's not much I could do about it.
I'm not a victim there so I just navigate the environment and do what I do.
On the street, like I said, I'm gonna go out and This goes back to right versus left because you know these parole officers and the bureaucrats who come up with these rules, they're all lefties basically.
Oh yeah.
And the prisoners, I guess they're not really on the political spectrum.
Recidivism is job security.
No, it's the left wants, like I always say, politics is people who want to be left alone and people won't leave them the fuck alone.
I don't want to tell you what to do like I don't have time.
I want to tell my wife what to do.
I want to tell and even that not so much.
I definitely want to tell my kids what to do and make sure that they you know get the most out of life.
Outside of that I don't want to get involved in your life.
What is this compulsion to want to go out and get involved in people's lives?
It's a strange trait I don't quite get it.
I mean, my first instinct is you had a shitty high school life, and you want revenge.
And now you want to have power over people.
So you're like, oh, who's getting wedgied now, bitch?
Now you're getting wedgied.
I don't know.
I don't know.
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Secondly, another item I didn't get to the other day was we played the Beastie Boys.
We were talking about the Beastie Boys and Egg Raid on Mojo.
The reason I played that was to talk about I finally saw a good doc.
And it's called The Individualist.
Sorry, Salad Days, the DC hardcore doc.
Sorry, Godfather of Hardcore, the agnostic front doc.
You suck.
You're just a pile of words.
And I've been spoiled by Amanda Milius, who did a great interview with Tucker, by the way, on Fox Nation.
And now I want a documentary to be a movie.
I want three acts.
I want you to wow me in the third act.
I want a big arc.
I want all kinds of generalizations I can gauge from it.
Don't just barf.
Chronological facts out and they don't do that in this Ricky Powell doc.
So Ricky Powell, he was a guy Homeboy throw in the towel your girl got fucked by Ricky Powell while they were party dudes licensed to ill guys I think Ricky was like not just their photographer, but I got the vibe he like supplied drugs and stuff but he was a big part of the party and And then MCA became the Tibetan monk dude.
And just like the Beastie Boys did with the fat chick Kate at the beginning.
They were just like get out of here Ricky.
You're tacky.
We're done our party phase.
Now we're like feminists.
We're woke.
And you don't want Ricky Powell around when you're woke.
You might make a racist joke.
And so they just turfed him.
Now There's a kind of an element here that he never recovered from getting kicked to the curb by the Beastie Boys.
Maybe, but I'm a genetics guy.
I'm a nature over nurture and I think his mom was a mentally ill hoarder and a loner and he just took on those traits.
One of my favorite lines in this movie is he goes, I think I was supposed to be an abortion or something, but, uh, you know, my mom manned up and she had me manned up like a real man.
She had a baby, but turn it up.
It's great.
I highly recommend it.
And then I was watching it going, I knew him tangentially.
I didn't know him well.
I'd met him like a few times and I thought, like you're watching the movie and you're like, fucking dude, you have so many incredible negatives.
Let's empty your apartment, put it in a giant truck, drive to Jersey, rent a warehouse and lay it all out.
And then, you know, document it all, put them on file.
Like, how much is a picture of LL Cool J worth if it's from 1982?
Like, you have a goldmine in your shitty, disgusting West 4th apartment.
Let's spread it all out.
And then I thought I should have done that.
And then I remembered, not only did I not know him, but he was a fucking dick who told me to fuck off and wanted to kick my ass.
So a lot of people thought of helping him and he told them to fuck off because he was addicted to crack and crack makes you an asshole.
Which is another great part of the documentary.
Regular Joe's in the neighborhood.
Like I'm a bummy ass motherfucker but my photography happens to be highfalutin.
Legendary Ricky Powell, right?
The unfiltered camera, unfiltered mouth.
Whatever comes to that point and click is that straight New York shit.
The downtown scene, the uptown scene.
He was part of what was going on.
Ricky made us look like hip-hop gods.
There's the dark side that comes with true greatness and madness.
It all goes hand in hand.
This is who Mike Rappaport thinks he is.
Yeah, exactly.
I was this one guy around all these people doing incredible things.
He's crazy as a fuck, but he's a genius.
Anyway, I highly recommend it.
So we're going to devote all these Thursday shows to letters and calls and super chats and all that.
But there are things that can't wait.
I'm going to Orlando tomorrow to visit my folks.
So tomorrow's a pre-tape.
Monday's a pre-tape.
And there's things that I don't want to miss.
I think my favorite story is this Gorsuch shit where Supreme Court Justice.
What's his name?
Anthony?
What's his fucking full name?
Someone, Gorsuch, said, I'm not wearing a mask, you fat spic cunt.
Sonia sort of mayor.
She started crying and said, but I'll die if you don't wear a mask.
And he goes, good.
I want you to die, whore.
And oh, there's a HR doc coming out.
We'll see that in a sec.
Sorry.
And that became the thing.
And you go, okay, well, that's unfortunate.
They can't get along.
Then you look it up.
None of this is true.
None of it is true.
Gorsuch would be happy to wear a mask.
Sonia Sotomayor never said, uh, don't wear, uh, I can't come to work if you don't wear a mask.
All fucking lies.
And I'm trying to find you this montage, I didn't really prep for this show, of NPR and all these, Joy Reid, all these women going, fuck him, he's gonna get us all killed.
He's ruining the Supreme Court, this son of a bitch.
And it's all fucking lies.
Pull up the story while I find this rye guy.
No, that's not it.
You will still have to wear a mask while on a commercial airline flight.
Today, the U.S.
Supreme Court rejected a request to block the mandate, letting a lower court ruling stand.
Fox News Chief Legal Correspondent, anchor of Fox News at Night, Shannon Bream, is here with details.
Good evening, Shannon.
Good evening, Brad.
Well, a couple of plaintiffs in that case, including a father who travels on a regular basis.
It's unrelated?
Yeah, that's a new pet peeve of mine.
They'll have an article and the video won't be related.
We're not doing a very good job of entertaining people.
Ryan, uh, Matty, while I find this, you were just in Florida yourself.
Yes, I was.
You're looking like Wayne Newton, you're so tan.
How was it?
I don't tan that much, but it was great.
Good time.
What was the weather like?
I think one day it was like 65, but that was about it.
It was like Tuesday or something like that.
Whatever, you know, 79, 80.
Feels like temperatures 82, 85.
40, 45.
40, 45.
But yeah, it was a good time.
And what was the vibe?
I mean, they don't care about COVID, right?
Did you see a lot of masks?
Only tourists.
Huh.
You know.
Did anyone tell you to put on a mask the entire time you were there?
Nope.
Only in the airport.
Huh.
Was it a guy or a girl?
Uh, female.
Oh.
If it was a guy, I was gonna throw this up.
No, it was a TSA agent.
I mean, she's scared.
You ever thought of that?
Like, I had it, like, below and I was like, oh, you gotta pull it over your nose.
Alright, whatever.
And that's just on your way out.
Uh, yeah.
Also in the news, you heard about Roosevelt getting taken down?
Now I'm at a point now where I like this lefty news because if I was going to do a piece of performance art, I would destroy the statue of Roosevelt in front of the history of natural science.
Is that what it is called?
Because we don't deserve him anymore.
This is a picture of him marching with Indians.
They're not his slaves.
They're his peers.
It's a two million dollar statue.
They're moving it to South Dakota and first they covered in plywood for a few months so we'd forget about it.
Gavin Wax was down there protesting the removal.
Then it's out of sight out of mind and then in the middle of the night last night they take it away.
Good.
We don't, this is a great, this middle of the night removal of Roosevelt is a great example of the destruction of America and American history and American grit and hubris.
That's what he represented.
He represented, he went on a fucking camping trip before he was president and someone stole his boat.
So they caught the guy, him and his friend caught the guy that stole his boat.
How the fuck do you do that?
You run along the shore.
And so they made a citizen's arrest.
And it took three days to get back to civilization.
So for three days, they had him tied up with ropes and they fed him and stuff.
And they brought him back to civilization where he was charged for stealing the boat.
Because that's the right thing to do when someone steals your boat.
That was fucking Theodore Roosevelt.
We don't deserve that anymore.
That America is dead.
So, I'm glad you removed the statue.
You did a good job.
You showed everyone exactly what we've been saying.
Okay, I finally found it.
And it's just like the little girl statue.
Remember that one?
That's a better example of them doing our art for us.
It's a fucking bull in Wall Street, which is about eight feet high, a monstrous bull that would kill all of us in a second, and then they make a statue of a chick going, I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch.
And I'm looking at it going, good, great, exactly.
That's modern feminism.
I will stand in front of a bull because I can kick a bull's ass.
No, you can't, young lady.
You're in danger.
Your bullshit narrative is putting not just women in danger, but children in danger.
So I love this statue because it shows the dangerous naivete of the left.
And I'm glad they removed Roosevelt in the middle of the night.
It's performance art.
You did conservative performance art.
Thank you.
And that bull is on Wall Street and it represents like a bull market.
Right.
Like what does that have to do?
That's also great.
So it's them not understanding what the bull is about.
Like it's perfect.
It's amazing conservative art.
The left has become so shitty at their job that everything they do explains why we think they're shitty at their job.
Look at her.
Imagine it was made by animal rights activists to defend the bull, the running of the bulls where they stab them.
I don't get bullish markets.
I don't know what that statue is for.
This is all the things it's saying.
Um, I think I can take on a bull.
I put children in danger.
I put women in danger.
It's saying like five things I believe.
Fantastic.
We don't deserve Roosevelt.
We want to tear apart history.
We want to remove Indians from the, by the way, these two things are like right down the street from each other.
Uh, we want to remove Indians from American history in the name of protecting them.
Like perfect.
Great.
You did it.
But did you get my super cut?
That's the thing I was looking for.
I finally found it.
Let me see.
I always email myself stories.
So sometimes when I'm emailing you shit, I just instinctively email myself.
And then I find all these emails I sent to you that are sent to me.
Here we go.
Okay, so keep in mind.
None of this is remotely true.
It's not like I saw a lot of liberals saying, no, no, what happened was it was Chief Roberts that told Gorsuch to put on a mask.
Sonia Sotomayor had Chief Roberts tell her to do it.
They just got the guy wrong.
No, that's not true either.
None of it is remotely true.
Sonia Sotomayor was never told anyone to put on a mask and Gorsuch has no problem wearing a mask at any time.
Tragically, anti-mask insanity has now reached the highest court in the land.
Neil Gorsuch is prioritizing his right to be a tool over protecting Sonia Sotomayor's life.
Gorsuch loves COVID, which makes him the perfect, perfect Republican.
He thinks very little of coronavirus precautions.
Gorsuch has the nerve to refuse to wear a mask indoors while seated next to his colleague who's vulnerable to possible death from a highly communicable disease.
Where's the collegiality?
Where's the common sense?
That just seems ridiculous.
Can you put a mask on to be polite?
Stop, stop.
That just seems ridiculous.
How many times have you heard liberals say shit like that?
Like with black Proud Boys.
I don't get it.
Why are they joining a white nationalist group?
Yeah, you're right.
It is confusing.
Maybe you're wrong.
That's usually a good thing.
Hey, I heard Matty O'Dell was dying to fuck Ryan and he's been flirting with him.
Oh yeah.
Hmm.
That doesn't sound true to me.
That goes against everything I know about those two gentlemen.
I'm going to be a little skeptical and I'm going to ask them and look into it before I go, can you believe this shit?
They're fags.
Who was the first one who broke the story?
NPR.
NPR was the first.
From an anonymous source.
And then MSN, everybody else just jumped on.
And then everyone said good.
Like once they get, as long as they're not going to get fired, they could just say, well I got it from NPR.
So once they get a morsel, they just fucking run with it.
Look at all this shit when they think something might be racist.
Like the synagogue guy.
Everyone was running with, it's a Nazi.
How many times have you seen a shooting or a kidnapping or a hostage situation where they just go, more racism.
Here's proof.
And then they find out who it is.
It's often a Muslim and they go, ah, fuck.
All right.
Well, it's just mental illness.
Don't worry about it.
But go back to this montage because it's barely begun.
What place is this?
It's not hard.
Justice Gorsuch had to know that this would become a public controversy, and so I think he did this as an opportunity.
It does sound unusual.
What's up with Justice Gorsuch?
If all of the other, including all of the other conservative members of the court, are willing to go along with this, why not him?
Every other justice is masking up, even Clarence Thomas, who doesn't seem to care about anybody.
Just stop.
It's like...
You heard that wet paper towels are highly flammable.
And you're like, wet with gas?
No water.
That doesn't sound right.
And then you do a series of news shows going, this is crazy, but wet paper towels are flammable.
No, they're not!
That's why it sounds crazy!
Because it's not true!
You fucking activists!
You're not journalists!
Not Gorsuch.
He could not be bothered to extend a life-saving courtesy to his co-worker.
It not only displays a lack of basic civility as a co-worker, but also- And journalism?
A lack of humanity.
While Gorsuch's behavior here is pretty disgraceful, I guess it shouldn't be that surprising.
A prickly justice, not exactly beloved even by his conservative soulmates on the court.
Confirmation of- A good headline, though.
Objection, your dishonor.
Yeah.
What we all already knew.
Whatever you think about mass, Gorsuch, who sits next to Sotomayor at work, just decided to be a dick to a colleague.
Neil Gorsuch.
What publication was that?
That's Young Turks.
Oh, okay.
A dick to a colleague.
Neil Gorsuch.
Shame on you.
Shame on you.
Yeah.
That so many conservatives in public life who claim to be such pious Christians and obsess over morals and decency We're actually awful, awful people.
My first reaction was to think what a mean-spirited, almost ghoulish person Neil Gorsuch is.
Gorsuch is deeply obnoxious behavior here.
Color me shocked.
Neil Gorsuch is an asshole who thinks he should get to control others' bodies, but no one should get to control his.
Perhaps it should be Gorsuch participating remotely.
You, Neil Gorsuch, are both a rotten co-worker.
And a racist.
Dangerous to be near in a pandemic.
And tonight's absolute worst.
Talk to you today.
She is the absolute worst.
And then the other news item that I wanted to get to was Matt Walsh was on Dr. Phil.
With, uh, I don't know what the fuck he was on with.
I guess it was one woman who had been taking male hormones and she has a weird beard.
And then a dude who was taking... These people have become a human riddle.
Have you noticed that?
And you have to try to figure out what they actually are.
So I'm sending you one now, Ryan.
This is not... Usually we just answer calls on these shows, but I just... I gotta get these news items out!
I know it makes for a slow show, and I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
For Roosevelt.
What are you showing us?
Matt Walsh stumps.
You know, they've never, you could tell too when you watch these weird creatures, no one's ever criticized them or contradicted them before.
Is, is Dr. Phil, uh, red pilled?
Kind of.
He was on Rogan.
Um, really?
Yeah.
And you know, what's funny too, the other, uh, person that Oprah kind of led into the world, Dr. Oz, two doctors, both based.
Well, I don't know if he's based, but he's running as a Republican.
You think Oprah might be based?
No.
Okay, she was raped.
Rape-ees tend to be a little wary of the left.
To throw out to other members of the panel, actually, because just like the four-year-old can't answer, what is a girl?
Well, this is one of the problems with this left-wing gender ideology, is that no one who espouses it can even tell you what these words mean.
Like, what is a woman?
Can you tell me what a woman is?
No, I can't.
Because it's not for me to say.
Womanhood looks different for everybody.
So that's a chick.
The first one was a chick who took enough testosterone to grow a weird pube beard.
And then I think I saw other pictures of this guy.
I think he has a dick.
So that's just a dude with long hair.
That's just a guy in a rock band in 1971.
Oh, I got the pictures, your tweets.
Yeah.
Oh boy.
So look at the first picture.
That's a cock, right?
NSFE.
Not safe for anyone or everyone.
You spelled anyone with an E. Nice.
Whatever.
It's not my acronym.
He's got a nightmare.
Wow.
Who fucks that by the way?
What do you do?
You're like into chicks, but you also like beards, but you also like sucking dicks.
Like I don't get the market there.
Yeah.
I like dudes and I like blowing them, but I hate how they're never wearing a bikini.
So that's a dude, right?
There are some tits there though.
Yes.
So did you take estrogen to get the tits?
And if so, didn't that hurt your beard?
Human riddles!
Let the riddles roam!
Non-binary, trans masculine.
Irish bar owner, I know, his dad was saying, maybe we should shut down the Falkenpob.
This is in Ireland.
And his son says, absolutely not, dad.
Let's let the riddles roam and the feared stay at home.
The riddles are just like the joking around.
Anyway, go ahead, Matt.
Sorry.
You know, other members of the panel.
Actually, because just like the four-year-old can't answer, what is a girl?
Well, this is one of the problems with this left-wing gender ideology is that no one who espouses it can even tell you what these words mean.
It's like, what is a woman?
Can you tell me what a woman is?
No, I can't.
No, I can't.
Because it's not for me to say.
Womanhood looks different for everybody.
What do you define a woman as?
An adult human female.
And what does a female mean?
How do you define a female?
Someone with female reproductive organs.
Okay.
Someone who's, you know, here's the thing.
When you're female, it goes right down to your bones, your DNA.
So that's why if someone dies, we could dig up their bones a hundred years from now.
We have no idea what they believed in their head, but we can tell what sex they were because it's down in, it's ingrained in every fiber of their being.
Interesting.
So I'm trying to understand.
Your definition is that a woman is someone who is female, you said, right?
Correct, as a biological female.
So, what happens if we have maybe someone who is female, identifies as a woman, right?
You know, cisgender woman, right?
As you just explained.
Maybe doesn't have the ability to reproduce.
Maybe he doesn't have those organs that you're talking about.
Reproductive organs were just one thing he said.
He got into the bones, the DNA, head shape.
That's why he left the reproductive organs and said there's a myriad of ways to identify a woman including when she's been dead for a hundred years.
Reproductive organs is one thing and I've seen these people latch on to that and they go, what if a woman can't reproduce?
She had ovarian cancer, whatever.
Yes, that's very, very unfortunate, but the stuff was still there.
It just broke.
If a car is in a horrible accident and the front of it is mashed from rear-ending someone, it's still a car.
It just had a horrible fucking accident.
A bicycle is not a car.
You're not the same as a broken car.
You're an invented car.
Z is beautiful.
Z is... Back to Matt.
I have answered the question.
You stood up here and said trans women are women.
Yes.
Tell me what you mean.
What is a woman?
Womanhood is something that, just as Ethan explained, I cannot define because I am not myself.
But you used the word.
So what did you mean when you said trans women are women if you don't know what it means?
Right.
So here's the thing.
So I do not define what a woman is because I do not identify as a woman.
Womanhood... What?
I can tell you what a golf bag is.
I can tell you what a soccer ball is.
This is just funny.
I know what a tank is.
I actually know what a lot of stuff is.
Pathetic.
I know what a table is.
I'm a cis transgender woman.
Well what is a woman?
I can't tell you.
I can't because I'm not one.
So why do you use the term to label yourself?
I can tell you what a black person is.
I'm not one.
It's mental illness.
But it's also this constant indulgence where no one's ever called them on their shit, so when someone does, they, like, these people, those two have been complaining on social media that they've been having nightmares ever since Matt accosted them.
Yeah, and asked them to define a woman.
Nightmares.
It includes people who... That describes what?
People who identify as a woman.
Identify as what?
As a woman.
What is that?
What's to each their own.
Each woman, each man, each person is going to have a different relation with their own gender identity and define it differently.
And so trans women are women too.
Okay, I define it as you're not one.
Is that okay?
I define it different.
You look like you're in Lynyrd Skynyrd. - Hold on, hold on.
You wanna reduce, listen, listen.
You wanna reduce women, you wanna reduce men down to maybe just their genetics, our genitals, our chromosomes, right?
Yes, that's exactly what I want to do.
What you want to do is appropriate women.
You want to appropriate womanhood and turn it into basically a costume that can be worn.
Nailed it.
Yeah.
Alright, I guess we're going behind the paywall where we already did.
Sure.
What have you been doing?
Just cutting the show at 30 minutes?
Cutting them short.
Like a fucking barbarian?
Bow!
Like Gerard Butler in 300?
Like a Spartan?
You get what you pay for.
You're mean.
God damn it, you're mean.
I'm so philanthropic I make Robert Preston look like Lee Majors, alright babe?
Dennis Miller's on the show.
Yep.
Before we leave though, we should mention, we actually have to, Ryan, you can't cut them off before we mention the sponsors.
I think I do make sure all the reads are done.
So if I see some read stuff.
So what's the second read now?
It's BeardVet, right?
Did you print it out?
I did.
Put it on your desk.
I lost it.
But I'll have it on my McPewdie.
God, I went through the letters before the show.
The quality is just shocking.
I had to do a hierarchy of quality, and purple flags are must-reads, and then red flags are just very, very good.
And maybe, maybe 5% of them are boring.
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