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Nov. 22, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #124 - TEMPER TEMPER (Part 1)

While we all enjoy Baby Monsters, we need to watch our tempers and not go to jail based on some bullshit Coco did.

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- Live from New York, Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
His wonders already passed, so he's shooting at the glass, keeping guns in his locker, and he denies it, like it's actually important, but he likes the shorted watch, like it's actually important, but he likes the shorted watch, I'm showing up wearing black and he's not bad.
Who's that again?
Ethan Klein?
Ethan... Ethel Cain.
He doesn't track up, but he's always had a problem saying, now his older brother backed a valedictorian.
That sounds good.
Who's that again?
Ethan Klein?
Ethan, Ethel Kane.
Ethel Kane.
Floridian living in Alabama now.
It's got kind of an early aughts Canadian kind of vibe.
Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn live.
Welcome Matty O'Dell.
What's up everybody?
Good to see you.
Perched on his stool like a Glaswegian gangster.
You look like you're in a documentary about the crimes in Glasgow.
Oh shit, I got the wrong glasses on.
Also welcome Ryan Katsu Rivera.
That's me.
And inimitable.
I'm wearing an homage and you guys didn't get it right.
Let me go get my glasses.
Focus on you exclusively.
I quizzed you and nobody got it.
I was holding a thing and I was walking like this.
I already forgot it.
And I played the theme song to The Shining and they still didn't get it.
But this is my Jack Torrance outfit.
What do you think, Matty?
It was definitely tough to guess.
I know.
Especially with the object you had as your axe.
That's true.
And I didn't inform you it was an axe.
Especially with your weird Asian plate face and your strange Congolese nose.
We're supposed to get Jack Nicholson out of that.
You know, Lloyd...
Sorry, sorry if we're not reminded of Jack Nicholson when we look at Mr. Miyagi face down on a plate of glass.
No.
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What do you make of that?
Outstanding.
You know what?
I'm getting so ripped now that I'm getting these things.
What are these called?
Obliques.
Ribs.
Obliques.
Ribs.
I'm getting obliques.
Your obliques are like on the sides above your waist.
You were oblate and now you've got obliques.
Oh, I'm not getting those.
I'm talking like Below the nipple.
These.
These aren't obliques.
My wife points out today... Well, the sides would be your lats.
Right.
These lats I'm getting?
Up here.
Let me see.
Well, lats are on the... In the front, it's just your ribs.
Now, I've been drinking beer all day, so... These are lats.
Yeah, I'm getting lats.
Wait a minute.
Why did... I showed you where you said the wrong area, then you stood up and showed the same part on your body.
No, no, no.
The obliques are what I was talking about.
The obliques are above your waistline.
That muscle.
Obliques.
See?
Oh.
Those are obliques.
And lats are... You're both right and wrong.
Lats are right here.
That's what I was pointing to.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm getting lats.
Okay, you pointed at obliques though.
Nah.
Nah, you did though.
Human anatomy.
My wife points out today that my shirt no longer fits.
Like this... Look at this button.
My pecs are so gigantic.
You shrunk it in the wash.
What's with your weird coat?
Is it an inside-out jean jacket?
It's a reversible Levi's number with corduroy maroon on the outside and denim on the inside.
Yeah, it's not reversible, dude.
It is.
No, just because it says it's reversible doesn't mean it's reversible.
It looks like an inside-out jacket.
But it's got the pockets.
Yeah, I know.
They're wrong.
Fashion faux pas.
You think they swindled me?
No, I think they made an error.
It's not an inside out jacket.
It's an inside out jacket.
Is it time yet to what they would call start the show?
Um, because if so, I have a debut.
What do you think, Matty?
Should we start the show?
Sure.
Okay.
I actually, I want to talk to Matty about something publicly.
Publicly.
Before we start the show.
Sure.
You've had two temper tantrums recently.
And I'm concerned about you.
You're concerned?
This is an intervention.
I'm not so much concerned about you going back to jail.
I'm concerned about you having a heart attack if you get in a fight.
Now he's going to get into a fight to prove that that's wrong.
Well, we'd have to cross that bridge when we get there.
You should get into a fight if someone like slaps an old lady in front of you.
But your past two Baby Monster episodes have not been worth dying for.
One, Joe Tonelli said he lowered his voice, I guess.
What exactly happened?
He put some bass in his voice.
Put some bass in his voice.
Well, you know, he was trying to I guess puff out and do a little peacock and you know, but what exactly did he say verbatim?
Um, a couple of people were breaking his balls and he said something.
He's like, all right, that's fucking enough guys.
You know, I'm not going to fuck deal with this bullshit.
So I said, Ooh, look at you putting the base in your voice.
And then he's like, yeah, that's fucking right.
I said, well, let me tell you something, Joe.
So it was the, yeah, it's fucking right to piss you off.
If you ever fucking speak to me that way again, I'm gonna knock the rest of your fucking teeth out.
And then, you know, I said, I don't know who you think you are.
You're not tough.
You're not, you're not that guy.
And you know, don't give people the ammunition to break your fucking balls if you can't take it.
Can I have the firearm, please?
But you went outside, and you were going like this, up next to the highway, ready to fight him.
He caught a nerve.
A vein was gonna burst in my head.
Okay, Ryan, see if you can find Coco the Gorilla doing sign language.
Okay.
My angle on this is, and I'm not right or wrong, this is just my opinion, that you'd be right if it was anyone else at the bar.
Like me or James or anyone who disrespected you, whatever.
Joe is a monkey.
He's a gorilla.
He's not a human.
So it was a dog that was growling at you.
There's Coco looking at a viewfinder.
That's who was talking shit.
It's precedence, you know.
Some old habits die hard.
Like, I just can't, I can't tolerate it.
I'm not going to accept it.
I understand.
And if it was Jose, and he said, fuck you, bitch, what you going to do?
You'd be totally justified.
And if you died of a heart attack, or went to jail for that fight, people would go, well, he shouldn't have done that to Maddie.
But I want, I'm trying to put Joe in another category.
He's Coco.
Yeah, but it still doesn't excuse it.
Yes it does!
No because somebody else could have been sitting in the bar and seen Joe address me that way and then they feel that they can address me that way and then they get knocked out.
That's a strong point.
It's like in Gangs of New York, where they're like, if somebody, uh, does something to me, I cut their hand off.
And if not, then I cut their... Uh, you know, I don't, I don't talk disparagingly or down to, or try to embarrass anybody that I consider a friend.
So if I don't let my friends address me that way, I'm not going to let people I don't know address me that way.
And that's the basic rule of that.
Okay.
Touche.
All right.
You may have won this round.
Uh, case number two.
We're at the bar and uh, football, college football, and one of the teams is wearing camo.
And one of the guys goes, seems kind of weird that the team's wearing camo, which is obviously for the troops, yet they were taking a knee.
And then someone else goes, are they still doing that shit with the taking knee?
No, I said that.
I said, are they really still taking a knee at the national anthem?
Right.
And then someone else goes, no, they didn't take a knee, but they did do the black national anthem.
And then you said, What the fuck is that?
I never heard of that.
And then LA, the 74-year-old black man, goes, that's because you don't know your history.
And then he got all pissed off.
He threw his money in the bar and walked out.
Who does that dude?
Right.
And then you got super mad about that.
And you're like, if anyone has a problem with there being one Nash Lantham, I want to know right now.
I'll fucking take you outside.
Anyone.
Yeah.
Now that was a waste of a baby monster, I believe.
I mean, you know, I'm not gonna do anything to a 74 year old man.
No, no, he was long gone.
Right.
So you weren't threatening him.
And as you pointed out, he's got a point.
Not with the Black National Anthem, that's horse shit obviously, but if you're 74 and black, you could complain because you had 24 years of racism to go through.
Quarter century.
Absolutely.
So that's fine.
We'll listen to you.
You're not a fucking rich Peruvian who just arrived here.
But the fact that you got so mad about that, it concerned me.
Well, I'm just getting tired of the whole woke and all the fucking bullshit.
I know, but you've got a shitheart.
You've got a criminal record as long as the days are long.
You don't want to be losing your temper on bullshit or it's going to be either death or prison.
Well, let me tell you something.
At a fucking NFL game, if they're playing the black national anthem, that's fucking bullshit.
It's got nothing to do with fucking race.
There's not two fucking countries.
Correct.
There's one country, there's one fucking national anthem, there's one flag, and if anyone who doesn't fucking like it, I got a problem with that.
Now you're getting yourself mad.
Yeah, I'm getting worked at because I'm a passionate man.
Like, I don't give a fuck.
Anyone wants to fucking test me or think I'm not what I am, try me.
Okay.
Agreed.
But no one was trying you with the Black National Anthem.
See what he did?
I wasn't ma- I, you know, I wasn't- Dude, you were fuming.
What just fell?
Yeah.
It's me kicking my waste paper basket.
Oh.
Accidentally.
Yeah, you know.
So all I'm saying is, Matty, if you're going to lose your cool and risk death with your shitty heart or prison, make it either someone more worthy than Coco the Gorilla or someone who actually has a problem.
L.A.
was not arguing on behalf.
He left.
Right.
So you were yelling.
You were yelling at a bar of people who didn't even know what the Black National Anthem was.
Yeah, I never heard of it.
I'll tell you what it is.
It was a tribute to Abe Lincoln that some black composer did.
It was not racial at all, very religious.
And then in the early 1900s, I think 1920 or something, the NAACP said, that's the Black National Anthem.
And everyone went, whatever, I don't know what that means.
And then in the past like two years, or maybe a year, Everyone went, that is the Black National Anthem and we're playing it all the fucking time.
So it's, it's been like brought back from the dead.
It's a random irrelevant thing.
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There's a couple news items we should graze over before tomorrow because there'll be ancient news in the next 15 hours and that is footage of a poltergeist.
It's finally been unearthed.
We've heard of poltergeists.
We've seen them in horror movies.
A poltergeist, for those of you who don't know, is a wildly violent ghost that hurls people around.
There's been a special camera invented.
It's sort of an infrared camera and it can find things that you can't see with the naked eye.
And apparently poltergeists are black.
I was just as shocked as you.
I assumed it was like a Ebeneezer Scrooge type of guy, right?
When you think of ghosts, you think of like 200 years ago.
There wasn't a ton of blacks around back then, but it's actually a black dude.
Ryan, can you dig up?
What I'm talking about?
Maybe you don't know.
Poltergeist.
NFL running back caught beating the shit out of his girlfriend.
It's the number one story on Daily Mail right now.
Every time you watch a Cheerios ad or a car commercial, it's a multiracial couple getting along smashingly.
It's usually a white male and a black female and they have a ethnically ambiguous kid who's adorable.
Um, this is all true in this case, but it's a white woman and a ghost and a beautiful five month old mulatto.
Oh my God.
Have you not seen this shit?
I think I have.
I think shiz is down again.
Go to Daily Mail, dude.
It's everywhere.
Well, I didn't include it because I don't like to do links on Thursday nights, but you got to see this.
He's really fucking giving her.
Just put in NFL on Daily Mail.
I was watching the Twitter responses to this video, and I knew there'd be people defending him because of black ghost privilege.
And this guy's saying like, look, she was recording so she knew shit was going to go down.
So she was probably running her mouth trying to make him mad.
Okay.
Okay.
My wife can make me mad all day.
I'm not poltergeisting her.
Look at this.
Listen. - You see?
Stuff him?
His own shit?
- No, no, no.
- No, no, no. - The fucking one knows.
- Now I do not.
- What does he grab here?
- Please, please, please.
- Stuff him?
- You thought that was okay?
- His own shit?
- And he gonna ruin relationship?
You talking about undestructed?
- Okay, pause.
I think, actually I'm stealing this from Maddie 'cause we watched this before the show.
I think she went to his phone and caught him cheating and he's mad at her for being nosy.
And he goes, you call me destructive?
Like you're ruining our relationship by finding out that I'm fucking chicks.
What is that that he grabs?
Uh, pirate booty?
Looks like ice cubes, maybe.
Does she have a drink in her hand?
Cause he like throws it at her head right here.
- Okay, and then gonna ruin relationships?
They're talking about undestructed?
- Yeah, you're right, it's ice.
- It is, listen.
Things are way different now.
Stop, stop, stop, please put this.
Geez.
This is WWE levels.
Oh, it's not done yet.
Picks her up and slams her through like the bouncy chair.
Right.
Well, those bouncy chairs have a lot of shocks, dude.
Probably broke or fall.
Yeah.
She looks like shit.
Can't put on makeup?
I wonder what she looked like before they dated.
I thought it would be funny to take his side on this, but I'm not enjoying it as a bit.
It's not amusing to me.
By the way, there's another thing that someone pointed out when we showed this video.
Uh, your apartment looks like shit.
Well, he's in the NFL.
He's a Jet player and I think they're in.
Miami to play the Dolphins.
I don't know where that is for a former running back.
That might be a little side piece that he's had.
He's paying for the apartment and everything.
Like it's not his main residence.
Okay.
Well, if, if you're a multimillionaire, then even your side pieces apartment should be pretty dope.
It shouldn't have a shower curtain dividing the bedroom from the rest of the place.
Three Asian take.
On living space.
Wait a minute.
You're talking about me or the shower curtain idea?
The shower curtain.
Yeah, you're right.
That's a weird thing to do.
Room separator.
It's, yeah, it's just give up.
You either build a wall or you don't.
When he gets really mad, she closed the curtain.
He's like, where'd you go?
This place is smaller.
Is that so the five month old doesn't see you guys fucking?
Is that what's going on with that?
I think when he walks out, he goes, I love you to the baby.
Yeah, something like that sound like you said I love you boo or whatever the kid's name is where the baby's like, okay It just seemed kind of intense With kids crying in the WWE shit The baby didn't even start crying until he left like it wasn't able to process what was happening.
Yeah, it's five months old It knows nothing What is that him?
What are you showing me now?
Mob and Chiz is back.
These are the two.
It wasn't gone, it's just their shadow.
Okay, let's see some of the comments, because Mob and Chiz tends to be a little pro-black.
He is... What is that, a cat?
Can't figure that out.
He's a dog.
He's a dog.
What are some of these comments, Ryan?
I've got the camera in the way.
Get off my page.
If the races were reversed.
Get off my page, he says.
Oh, that's people talking about me.
We couldn't see it.
Shut the F up.
Something wrong with that.
He probably waxed it with pita bread in the supermarket.
That shit corny.
Shut the fuck up.
Well, that's his classic line.
My son's on the cover of magazine.
He said that shit corny.
Shut the fuck up.
Pork season for human.
Thank God the baby was in chair.
I think I know why.
Hi.
Okay, so we're not getting the black.
She probably said the n-word.
I noticed that now that Matty's Instagram is public, he'll have a picture of like him and a t-shirt and people are like, I think I know why.
I get all sorts of show references.
Another thing, another news item I wanted to get to before we start taking calls is One of the weirdest phenomenons I've ever come across in my life and that is Kyle Rittenhouse's mother is not breathtaking.
She's not a supermodel.
She's a working-class single mother who I'm guessing has slept maybe three hours a night for the past month.
She definitely didn't sleep last night.
She's not big on makeup and toning.
What do they call that?
Contouring?
Yeah.
So she, believe it or not, a single mom who's worried that her boy is about to go to jail for, I'd say, 20 years is a worst case scenario.
I mean, worst case is life, but you know what I mean, like plausible worst case.
What do you think, Matty?
It doesn't look good with the three days of deliberation.
That's not a good sign.
What do you think the span is of possibilities here?
Reasonable.
Obviously death sentence and scot-free.
12 to 20.
What?
12 to 20.
12 to 20 we're looking at.
We made a bet with Brian I'll give him $400 if Kyle gets nothing and if Kyle gets anything he has to drink a glass of whiskey before doing a show.
We thought that would happen before today's show.
Nope.
But mistrial counts as well.
What?
Mistrial counts as well.
Why are you a Bond villain all of a sudden?
I don't know.
I'm Jack Torrance.
I'm spooky.
You're like the fucking Squid Game billionaires who were like, I want to see them die.
69.
I heard Sam and Jim and Sam's show today and they were talking about how corny it was.
They were like, what number did you choose?
69.
Oh, I chose 96 because 69 is dead.
They do that sound.
And I have a theory on why that acting is so bad.
It's Korean TV.
Yes.
So the white guys available for the movie are going to be like English teachers.
It's not going to be actors.
You're in Korea.
When I lived in Taiwan, we modeled, I modeled Levi's with some other nerd and we danced for a commercial wearing Levi's because they needed white dudes and we were obviously terrible.
But that's how desperate they are.
So that's why I believe those actors are so shitty in that movie.
But, uh, what do you think is going to happen to Kyle Rittenhouse?
Matty, Glaswegian gangster.
I don't think he's going to get charged with intentional homicide.
Um, I know they have a first degree reckless endangerment on the thing that carries like a 12 year sentence in Wisconsin from what I understand.
Um, it's going to be tough.
I mean, Get into your soul.
I'm trying to think.
The first guy who was the dropkick guy that he was never a witness or anything for the prosecution.
We just discovered today he was a serial wife beater.
Yeah.
Um, he didn't pull his gun.
He didn't fire on him.
He didn't do that.
That was the first time he was knocked to the ground and kicked in the head and that he didn't start firing until like the second and third time that he was knocked to the ground and people were Well, two people pointed guns at him and one guy hit him with a skateboard.
So, it kind of shows the strength.
Oh, it was two people?
I thought the only person who pointed a gun at him was, uh, Gross Gerkowicz.
Gage Gerkowicz.
Well, didn't someone shoot at him?
I can't remember.
Well, they said they fired a warning shot or whatever.
I mean... Right.
So, what do you think is going to happen?
Vibe it out.
Feel it out, dude.
He should walk.
It's justifiable.
100% justifiable.
We're not talking about that.
I think he's going to get probably 15 years.
What?!
Yeah.
They're deliberating over every charge right now, going through all the jury instructions, trying to find what they can fucking hang him on.
Because...
I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
There's jury intimidation.
The jury's terrified.
I'll make you a $20 bet right now that it does not go over three years.
Three?
Three.
Okay.
I'll say 15.
Okay, let's shake on it.
Warren's guy got 42 months, I think.
Yeah.
Capitol Warren's guy.
He got three and a half years.
He's already done a year.
So it's two and a half years.
That is a fucking insane sentence for trespassing.
He didn't break any windows.
He meandered into the Capitol wearing a silly costume.
His crime was really being the most visible guy.
Because he had an outfit on.
That's really his crime.
They're saying, well, he led them all there.
Says who?
Remember that footage that Tucker showed where he shows up at the Capitol and he's like, Hey, it's my favorite guys.
And they go, what's up, dude.
And there's some guy bleeding.
And he's like, and then a cop goes, you guys, can you guys get out of here?
And the bleeding guy goes, we're going to get out.
I just want to make sure no one breaks anything.
And the cop goes, this is like one of the most respected areas at the Capitol.
It's kind of a big deal.
You guys are here.
If you could really, if you could move, that would be great.
They're like, yeah, yeah, we're leaving.
We're leaving.
Two, three and a half years in prison for that.
The fuck?
What did the Black Panthers get when they stormed the Capitol with guns and took over the entire building armed militia?
I don't think they got anything.
They got nothing because they're cool.
If the Shaman was cool... He's with Q.
Q told him to do it.
Yeah.
Uh, are you trying to dig up that footage I just mentioned?
Ryan?
No, I was, I want to put this, I have this ready to go.
Can we just say we're starting the show?
No.
So instead of you doing your job, you're so excited about the one little piece of work you did that you neglected to pull up a very important video piece.
Which you're probably not going to find now.
Uh, we still have this unturned stone of the original tangent, which is ugly women talking about how much prettier they are than Kyle Rittenhouse's mother.
These freaks want to make fun of how Kyle's mom looks.
That's rich.
Now, Sam Hyde is obviously in the top, right?
That doesn't count.
But, uh, I'm sorry she's not taking your breath away when you try to fucking murder a child.
I find when I try to murder a woman's child, she doesn't look hot.
This is like my joke about World War II vets, how none of them are hot.
Yeah.
112.
I don't, I'm not sure if that guy, like that's obviously a joke, but the other guy, look at this.
I'll be 65 in February.
She must've had a tough life.
Yeah.
I don't think that's a joke.
He's bragging.
That's a guy talking about how gorgeous he is.
What?
And look at this.
Wow.
Hate ages you quickly.
Here's what peace and love looks like at 59.
Like these fucking menopausal women and their egos.
It's bizarre.
Making me feel better about 61.
Look how hot I am.
You look like shit.
Yeah.
You look like a fat wrinkly boy.
And maybe if you are going to say something like this, shouldn't you have tons of makeup on and like.
61 with purple hair.
Oh, look at that one.
Wait, what does that one on the left say?
54 and feeling fine.
Good thoughts and kind deeds, baby.
So if you have good thoughts and kind deeds, you can be as hot as her.
Not like Kyle Rittenhouse's mom, who's totally not hot.
I'm in my 70s and I think I look younger than her.
No, it's a blurry, shitty photo.
And we can see that you're 70 in it.
Two years younger.
Super yikes.
Look how hot I am.
What a weird fucking flex, by the way.
I'm better looking than his mom.
First, I'm better looking than his mom is the flex.
And then they want to make it political, so they go... How is that political?
Hate aged her.
That's stupidity.
It's racism and hate made her look old.
And I don't have any racism.
Hate has no home here.
So this is how gorgeous I am.
The fuck are you talking about, you losers?
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Fuck Nita Fashions.
Don't shop there, Josh.
No, I'm happy to support this company.
It's a fantastic place.
They make all my suits and they can make all your suits for a very affordable price.
You go there, they go town to town.
And they measure you up.
It's a very fun experience.
You feel like a king.
You go there.
They measure you up.
But even before that, you go and you check swaths.
You've got binders of swaths.
And you're like, hmm.
You're feeling all these fabrics.
Guys don't usually get this kind of a treatment, right?
We're always like, just put that on and go fucking take out the garbage, bitch.
So for one day a year, there they are, the Daswanis, you're treated like a king.
And you sit there, you feel the different fabrics, you talk about the craftsmanship.
Then when you get your suit, they're like, do you want a metro ticket pocket?
Do you want this kind of collar?
Should we have this pocket?
Should we put your name here?
And you're an aristocrat.
You're a monarch.
You're King Duncan I of Scotland for one day.
And then they have your blueprint.
And every time you see a James Bond movie or something else, you say, can I have a jacket like this?
Like when I saw Animal House and I saw him do the speech at the end, he's like, point of personal privilege.
You can say what you want.
about me but i'm not gonna let you sit here and desecrate the united states of america then they all walk out and i was like can you get me that suit maybe three weeks later from hong kong it arrives and it fits like pajamas i cannot recommend nita fashions enough look them up on instagram if you got the instagram link there ryan i do
And they'll set up a Zoom call with you, which isn't as fun as the checking of the swatches, but they'll have someone measure you.
You'll have a perfect sort of an invisible mannequin of yourself.
And then you can just order things at your heart's content.
You can get a beautiful dress shirt that fits you perfectly, that doesn't choke you.
By the way, when you don't have your top button done with a tie, you look like a fucking loser.
You look like a kid at his first job interview.
Your top button has to be done up if you're wearing a tie.
You can get that for 50 bucks.
You can get a suit, custom made, the cheapest possible, probably 700 bucks.
And that's a suit that will last you forever.
And the sky's the limit in the other direction.
You can have a super thick cotton shirt for $150.
You could have a $3,000 suit, like a tuxedo made for our imminent marathon on December 19th.
Yeah, you choose the buttons.
Anyway, I've said enough.
It's really fun.
Go to needafashions.com.
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