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Nov. 22, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #124 - TEMPER TEMPER (Part 1)

While we all enjoy Baby Monsters, we need to watch our tempers and not go to jail based on some bullshit Coco did.

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That sounds good.
Who's that again?
Ethan Klein?
Ethan Ethel Kane.
Ethel Kane.
Floridian living in Alabama now.
It's got kind of an early aughts Canadian kind of vibe.
Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.
Welcome, Maddie O'Dell.
What's up, everybody?
Good to see you.
Perched on his stool like a Glaswegian gangster.
You look like you're in a documentary about the crimes in Glasgow.
Oh, shit, I got the wrong glasses on.
Also, welcome, Ryan Katsu Rivera.
That's me.
An inimitable.
I'm wearing an homage.
And you guys didn't get a lot of it.
Let me go get my glasses.
Focus on you exclusively.
I quizzed you and nobody got it.
I was holding a thing and I was walking like this.
I already forgot it.
And I played the theme song to the shining and they still didn't get it.
But this is my Jack Torrance outfit.
What do you think, Maddie?
It was tough to, definitely tough to guess.
I know.
Especially with the object you had as your axe.
That's true.
And I didn't inform you it was an axe.
Well, especially with your weird Asian plate face and your strange Congolese nose, we're supposed to get Jack Nicholson out of that.
You know, Lloyd.
Sorry.
Sorry if we're not reminded of Jack Nicholson when we look at Mr. Miyagi face down on a plate of glass.
No.
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What do you make of that?
Outstanding.
You know what?
I'm getting so ripped now that I'm getting these things.
What are these called?
Obliques.
Ribs.
Obliques.
Ribs.
I'm getting obliques.
Your obliques are like on the sides above your waist.
You were oblate.
No, I'm not getting those.
I'm talking like below the nipple.
These.
These aren't obliques.
My wife points out today.
Well, the sides would be your lats.
Right.
These lats I'm getting?
Up here.
Let me see.
Well, lats are.
I've been drinking beer all day.
These are lats.
Yeah, I'm getting lats.
Wait a minute.
I showed you where you said the wrong area.
Then you stood up and showed the same part on your bonnet.
The obliques or the obliques are above your waistline.
That much.
Obliques.
See?
Oh.
Those are obliques.
And lats are both right and wrong.
Lats are right here.
That's what I was pointing to.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm getting lats.
Okay, you pointed out obliques, though.
No, you did, though.
Human anatomy.
My wife points out today that my shirt no longer fits.
Like this.
Look at this button.
My pecs are so gigantic.
You shrunk it in the wash.
What's with your weird coat?
Is it an inside-out jean jacket?
It's a reversible Levi's number with a corduroy maroon on the outside and denim on the inside.
Yeah, it's not reversible, dude.
It is.
No, just because it says it's reversible doesn't mean it's reversible.
It looks like an inside-out jacket.
But it's got the pockets.
Yeah, I know.
They're wrong.
Fashion faux pas.
You think they swindled me?
No, I think they made an error.
It's not an inside-out jacket.
It's an inside-out jacket.
Is it time yet to what they would call start the show?
Because if so, I have a debut.
What do you think, Maddie?
Should we start the show?
Sure.
Okay, actually, I want to talk to Maddie about something publicly.
Publicly.
Before we start the show.
Sure.
You've had two temper tantrums recently, and I'm concerned about you.
Concerned.
This is an intervention.
I'm not so much concerned about you going back to jail.
I'm concerned about you having a heart attack if you get in a fight.
Now he's going to get into a fight.
Because you have a shitty heart.
Wrong.
Well, we'd have to cross that bridge one.
Now you should get into a fight if someone slaps an old lady in front of you.
But your past two baby monster episodes have not been worth dying for.
One, Joe Tanali said he lowered his voice, I guess.
What exactly?
He put some bass in his voice.
Put some bass in his voice.
Well, you know, he was trying to, I guess, puff out and do a little peacock.
But what exactly did he say verbatim?
A couple people were breaking his balls, and he said something.
He's like, all right, that's fuck enough, guys.
You know, I'm not going to fucking deal with this bullshit.
So I said, ooh, look at you putting a bass in your voice.
And then he's like, yeah, that's fucking right.
I said, well, let me tell you something, Joe.
So it was the, yeah, it's fucking right.
If you ever fucking speak to me that way again, I'm going to knock the rest of your fucking teeth out.
And then, you know, I said, I don't know who you think you are.
You're not a tough, you're not, you're not that guy.
And, you know, don't give people the ammunition to break your fucking balls if you can't take it.
Could I have the firearm, please?
But you went outside and you were going like this next to the highway ready to fight.
Yeah, he caught a nerve.
I had a name that was going to burst in my head.
Okay, Ryan, see if you can find Coco the gorilla doing sign language.
Okay.
My angle on this is, and I'm not right or wrong.
This is just my opinion, that you'd be right if it was anyone else at the bar, like me or James or anyone who disrespected you, whatever.
Joe is a monkey.
He's a gorilla.
He's not a human.
So it was a dog that was growling at you.
There's Coco looking at a viewfinder.
That's who is talking shit.
It's precedent.
Some old habits die hard.
Like, I just can't, I can't tolerate it.
I understand.
And if it was Jose and he said, fuck you, bitch, what you're going to do, you'd be totally justified.
And if he died of a heart attack or went to jail for that fight, people go, well, he shouldn't have done that to Maddie.
But I want, I'm trying to put Joe in another category.
He's cocoa.
Yeah, but it still doesn't excuse it.
Yes, it does.
No, because somebody else could have been sitting in the bar and seen Joe address me that way, and then they feel that they can address me that way, and then they get knocked out.
What's wrong here?
That's a strong point.
It's like in gangs in New York where they're like, if somebody does something to me, I cut their hand off.
And if not, then I cut their...
You know, I don't talk disparagingly or down to or try to embarrass anybody that I consider a friend.
So if I don't let my friends address me that way, I'm not going to let people I don't know address me that way.
And it's the basic rule of that.
Okay, Touche.
All right, you may have won this round.
Case number two.
We're at the bar and football, college football, and one of the teams is wearing camo.
And one of the guys goes, seems kind of weird that the team's wearing camo, which is obviously for the troops, yet they were taking a knee.
And then someone else goes, are they still doing that shit with the taking?
No, I said that.
I said, are they really still taking a knee at the national anthem?
Right.
And then someone else goes, no, they didn't take a knee, but they did do the black national anthem.
And then you said, what the fuck is that?
I never heard of that.
And then L.A., the 74-year-old black man, goes, that's because you don't know your history.
And then he got all pissed off.
He threw his money in the bar and walked out.
Who did I do?
Right.
And then you got super mad about that.
And you were like, if anyone has a problem with there being one national anthem, I want to know right now.
I'll fucking take you outside.
Anyone.
Yeah.
Now, that was a waste of a baby monster, I believe.
I mean, you know, I'm not going to do anything to a 74-year-old man.
No, no, he was long gone.
Right.
So you weren't threatening him.
And as you pointed out, he's got a point.
Not with the black national anthem.
That's horseshit, obviously.
But if you're 74 and black, you could complain because you had 24 years of racism to go through.
Quarter century.
Absolutely.
So that's fine.
We'll listen to you.
You're not a fucking rich Peruvian who just arrived here.
But the fact that you got so mad about that, it concerned me.
Well, I'm just getting tired of the whole woke and all the fucking bullshit.
I know, but you've got a shitheart.
You've got a criminal record as long as the days are long.
You don't want to be losing your temper on bullshit, or it's going to be either death or prisoned.
Well, let me tell you something.
At a fucking NFL game, if they're playing the black national anthem, it's fucking bullshit.
It's got nothing to do with fucking race.
There's not two fucking countries.
Correct.
There's one country.
There's one fucking national anthem.
There's one flag.
And if anyone who doesn't fucking like it, I got a problem with that.
Now you're getting yourself mad.
Yeah, I'm getting worked out because y'all fuck a face.
Passionate man.
Like, I don't give a fuck.
Anyone wants to fucking test me or think I'm not what I am?
Try me.
Okay.
Agreed.
But no one was trying you with the black national anthem.
See what he did?
I wasn't mad.
You know, I wasn't.
Dude, you were fuming.
What just fell?
Yeah.
It's me kicking my waste paper basket.
Accidentally.
Yeah.
You know.
So all I'm saying is, Maddie, if you're going to lose your cool and risk death with your shitty heart or prison, make it either someone more worthy than Coco the Gorilla or someone who actually has a problem.
LA was not arguing on behalf.
He left.
Right.
So you were yelling at a bar of people who didn't even know what the black national anthem was.
Yeah, I never heard of it.
I'll tell you what it is.
It was a tribute to Abe Lincoln that some black composer did.
It was not racial at all, very religious.
And then in the early 1900s, I think 1920 or something, the NAAACP said, that's the black national anthem.
And everyone went, whatever.
I don't know what that means.
And then in the past like two years, or maybe a year, everyone went, that is the black national anthem, and we're playing it all the fucking time.
So it's been like brought back from the dead.
It's a random, irrelevant thing.
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There's a couple news items we should graze over before tomorrow because there'll be ancient news in the next 15 hours.
And that is footage of a poltergeist has finally been unearthed.
We've heard of poltergeists, we've seen them in horror movies.
A poltergeist, for those of you who don't know, is a wildly violent ghost that hurls people around.
There's been a special camera invented.
It's sort of an infrared camera and it can find things that you can't see with the naked eye.
And apparently, poltergeists are black.
I was just as shocked as you.
I assumed it was like a Ebenezer Scrooge type of guy, right?
When you think of ghosts, you think of like 200 years ago.
There wasn't a ton of blacks around back then, but it's actually a black dude.
Ryan, can you dig up what I'm talking about?
Maybe you don't know.
Poltergeist.
NFL running back caught beating the shit out of his girlfriend.
It's the number one story on Daily Mail right now.
Every time you watch a Cheerios ad or a car commercial, it's a multiracial couple getting along smashingly.
It's usually a white male and a black female, and they have an ethnically ambiguous kid who's adorable.
This is all true in this case, but it's a white woman and a ghost and a beautiful five-month-old mulatto.
Oh my God.
Have you not seen Shizzy?
I think I have.
I think Shiz is down again.
Go to Daily Mail, dude.
It's everywhere.
I didn't include it because I don't like to do links on Thursday nights, but you got to see this.
He's really fucking giving her.
Just put an NFL on Daily Mail.
I was watching the Twitter responses to this video, and I knew there'd be people defending him because of black ghost privilege.
And this guy's saying, like, look, she was recording, so she knew shit was going to go down, so she was probably running her mouth trying to make him mad.
Okay.
Okay, all day.
My wife can make me mad all day.
I'm not poltergeisting her.
Look at this.
You said that was over.
No, I do not.
What does he grab here?
Stuff?
You thought that was okay?
His own shit.
Okay, pause.
I think, actually, I'm stealing this from Maddie because we watched this before the show.
I think she went through his phone and caught him cheating, and he's mad at her for being nosy.
And he goes, you call me destructive?
Like, you're ruining our relationship by finding out that I'm fucking chicks.
What is that that he grabs?
Candy or something?
It looks like ice cubes, maybe.
Did she have a drink in her hand?
Oh, okay.
Because he like throws it at her head right here.
You thought that was okay?
And then you're going to ruin relationships and talk about I'm destructive?
Yeah, you're right.
it's ice jeez This is WWE levels.
Oh, it's not done yet.
Picks her up and slams it through like the bouncy chair.
Right.
Well, those bouncy chairs have a lot of shocks, dude.
Probably broke or fall.
Yeah.
Oh, there's the bouncy chair.
She looks like shit.
Can't put on makeup.
I wonder what she looked like before they dated.
I thought it would be funny to take his side on this, but I'm not enjoying it as a bit.
It's not a great way.
It's not amusing to me.
By the way, this is another thing that someone pointed out when we showed this video.
Your apartment looks like shit.
Well, he's in the NFL.
He's a jet player, and I think they're in Miami to play the Dolphins.
I don't know where that is.
Well, I think he's a former running back.
That might be a little side piece that he's had that he's paying for the apartment and everything.
It's not his main residence.
Okay.
Well, if you're a multi-millionaire, then even your side piece's apartment should be pretty dope.
It shouldn't have a shower curtain dividing the bedroom from the rest of the place.
It's a very Asian take on living space.
Wait a minute.
You're talking about me or the shower curtain idea?
The shower curtain.
Yeah, you're right.
That's a weird thing to do.
Room separator.
It's, yeah, it's just give up.
You either build a wall or you don't.
When he gets really mad, she closes the curtain.
He's like, where'd you go?
This place is small.
Is that so the five-month-old doesn't see you guys fucking?
Is that what's going on with that?
I think when he walks out, he goes, I love you to the baby.
Yeah, something like that.
It sounded like he said, I love you, Boo, or whatever the kid's name is.
Where the baby's like, okay, it just seemed kind of intense.
What the fuck?
It's crawling in the WWE shit.
The baby didn't even start crying until he left.
Like, it wasn't able to process what was happening.
Yeah, it's five months old.
It knows nothing.
What is that him?
What are you showing me now?
Mob and Shiz is back.
Oh, these are the two.
It wasn't gone.
It's just their show.
Okay, let's see some of the comments because Mob and Shiz tends to be a little pro-black.
He is, what is that, a cat?
Can't figure that out.
He's a dog.
He's a dog.
What are some of these comments, Ryan?
I've got the camera in the way.
Get off my page.
If the race is erased for reverse, get off my page, he says.
Oh, that's people talking about me.
We couldn't see it.
Shut the F up.
Something wrong with Zap.
He probably waxed her with Peter Bread in the supermarket.
That shit, Corny, shut the fuck up.
Well, that's his classic line.
My son's on the cover of magazine.
He said, that shit, Corny, shut the fuck up.
Pork C's of a human.
Thank God the baby was in chair.
I think an Oaha High.
Okay, we're not getting the black.
She probably said the end of the day.
I noticed that now that Maddie's Instagram is public, he'll have a picture of him in a t-shirt, and people are like, I think I know why.
I get all sorts of references.
Another thing, another news item I wanted to get to before we start taking calls is one of the weirdest phenomenons I've ever come across in my life.
And that is Kyle Rittenhouse's mother is not breathtaking.
She's not a supermodel.
She's a working-class single mother who I'm guessing has slept maybe three hours a night for the past month.
She definitely didn't sleep last night.
She's not big on makeup and toning.
What do they call that?
Contouring.
So she, believe it or not, a single mom who's worried that her boy is about to go to jail for, I'd say, 20 years is a worst case scenario.
I mean, worst case is life, but you know what I mean, like plausible worst case.
What do you think, Maddie?
It doesn't look good with the three days of deliberation.
That's not a good sign.
What do you think the span is of possibilities here?
Reasonable.
Obviously, death sentence and scot-free.
12 to 20.
What?
12 to 20.
12 to 20.
We're looking at.
We made a bet with Ryan.
I'll give him $400 if Kyle gets nothing.
And if Kyle gets anything, he has to drink a glass of whiskey before doing a show.
We thought that would happen before today's show.
Nope.
Mistrial counts as well.
What?
Mistrial counts as well.
Why are you a Bond villain all of a sudden?
Miss Jaw, Jack Torrance.
I'm spooky.
You're like the fucking squid game billionaires who are like, I want to see them die.
Oh, those guys.
69.
I heard Sam and Jim and Sam's show today, and they were talking about how corny it was.
They're like, what number did you choose?
Yeah.
69.
Oh, I chose 96 because 69 is dead.
They do that sound.
And I have a theory on why that acting is so bad.
It's Korean TV.
Yes.
So the white guys available for the movie are going to be like English teachers.
It's not going to be actors.
You're in Korea.
When I lived in Taiwan, we modeled.
I modeled Levi's with some other nerd and we danced for a commercial wearing Levi's because they needed white dudes and we were obviously terrible.
But that's how desperate they are.
So that's why I believe those actors are so shitty in that movie.
But what do you think is going to happen to Kyle Rittenhouse, Maddie?
Last week and gangster.
I don't think he's going to get charged with intentional homicide.
I know they have first-degree reckless endangerment on the thing.
That carries like a 12-year sentence in Wisconsin from what I understand.
It's going to be tough.
I mean.
Okay, get into your soul.
I'm trying to think of it.
The first guy who was the dropkick guy that he was never a witness or anything for the prosecution.
We just discovered today he was a serial wife beater.
Yeah.
He didn't pull his gun.
He didn't fire on him.
He didn't do that.
That was the first time he was knocked to the ground and kicked in the head and that.
He didn't start firing until like the second and third time that he was knocked to the ground and people were, well, two people pointed guns at him and one guy hit him with a skateboard.
So it kind of shows you two people.
I thought the only person who pointed a gun at him was Gross Gerkowitz, Gage Gerkowitz.
Oh, didn't someone shoot at him?
I can't remember.
Well, they said they fired a warning shot or whatever.
I mean, you know.
So what do you think is going to happen?
Vibe it out.
Feel it out, dude.
He should walk.
It's justifiable.
100% justifiable.
We're not talking about that.
I think he's going to get probably 15 years.
What?
Yeah.
They're deliberating over every charge right now, going through all the jury instructions, trying to find what they could fucking hang him on.
Because I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
There's jury intimidation.
I'll make you a $20 bet right now that it does not go over three years.
Three?
Three.
Okay.
I'll say 15.
Okay, let's shake on it.
Horns guy got 42 months, I think.
Yeah.
Capital Horns guy.
He got three and a half years.
He's already done a year, so it's two and a half years.
That is a fucking insane sentence for trespassing.
He didn't break any windows.
He meandered into the Capitol wearing a silly costume.
His crime was really being the most visible guy because he had an outfit on.
That's really his crime.
They're saying, well, he led them all there.
Who says who?
Remember that footage that Tucker showed where he shows up at the Capitol and he's like, it's my favorite guys.
And they go, what's up, dude?
And there's some guy bleeding and he's like, and then the cop goes, you guys, can you guys get out of here?
And the bleeding guy goes, we're going to get out.
I just want to make sure no one breaks anything.
And the cop goes, this is like one of the most respected areas at the Capitol.
It's kind of a big deal.
You guys are here.
If you could really, if you could move, that would be great.
They're like, yeah, yeah, we're leaving.
We're leaving.
Three and a half years in prison for that.
Fuck.
What did the Black Panthers get when they stormed the Capitol with guns and took over the entire building, armed militia?
I don't think they got anything.
They got nothing because they're cool.
If the shaman was cool, he's with Q Q told him to do it.
Yeah.
Are you trying to dig up that footage I just mentioned?
Brian?
No, I was.
I want to put this.
I have this ready to go.
Can we just say we're starting the show?
No.
So instead of you doing your job, you're so excited about the one little piece of work you did that you neglected to pull up a very important video piece, which you're probably not going to find now.
We still have this unturned stone of the original tangent, which is ugly women talking about how much prettier they are than Kyle Rittenhouse's mother.
These freaks want to make fun of how Kyle's mom looks.
That's rich.
Now, Sam Hyde is obviously in the top right.
That doesn't count.
But I'm sorry she's not taking your breath away when you try to fucking murder a child.
I find when I try to murder a woman's child, she doesn't look hot.
This is like my joke about World War II vets, how none of them are hot.
112.
I don't, I'm not sure if that guy, like, that's obviously a joke.
But the other guy, look at this.
I'll be 65 in February.
She must have had a tough life.
Yeah, I don't think that's a joke.
He's bragging.
That's a guy talking about how gorgeous he is.
What?
And look at this.
Wow, hate ages you quickly.
Here's what peace and love looks like at 59.
Like these fucking menopausal women and their egos.
It's bizarre.
Making me feel better about 61.
Look how hot I am.
You look like shit.
Yeah.
You look like a fat, wrinkly boy.
And maybe if you are going to say something like this, shouldn't you have tons of makeup on?
61 with purple hair.
Oh, look at that one.
Wait, what does that one on the left say?
54 and feeling fine.
Good thoughts and kind deeds, baby.
So if you have good thoughts and kind deeds, you can be as hot as her.
Not like Kyle Rittenhouse's mom, who's totally not hot.
I'm in my 70s and I think I look younger than her.
No, it's a blurry, shitty photo, and we can see that you're 70 in it.
Two years younger, super yikes.
Look how hot I am.
What a weird fucking flex, by the way.
I'm better looking than his mom.
Like they want a politician.
First, I'm better looking than his mom is the flex.
And then they want to make him political.
So they go, how is that political?
Hate aged her.
That's stupidity.
It's racism and hate made her look old.
And I don't have any racism.
Hate has no home here.
So this is how gorgeous I am.
The fuck are you talking about, you losers?
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Do you want this kind of collar?
Should we have this pocket?
Should we put your name here?
And you're an aristocrat.
You're a monarch.
You're King Duncan I of Scotland for one day.
And then they have your blueprint.
And every time you see a James Bond movie or something else, you say, Can I have a jacket like this?
Like when I saw Animal House and I saw him do the speech at the end, he's like, Point of personal privilege.
You can say what you want about me, but I'm not going to let you sit here and desecrate the United States of America.
Then they all walk out.
And I was like, Can you get me that suit?
Maybe three weeks later from Hong Kong, it arrives.
And it fits like pajamas.
I cannot recommend Nita Fashions enough.
Look them up on Instagram.
Have you got the Instagram link there, Ryan?
I do.
And they'll set up a Zoom call with you, which isn't as fun as the checking of the swatches.
But they'll have someone measure you.
You'll have a perfect sort of an invisible mannequin of yourself.
And then you can just order things at your heart's content.
You can get a beautiful dress shirt that fits you perfectly, that doesn't choke you.
By the way, when you don't have your top button done with a tie, you look like a fucking loser.
You look like a kid at his first job interview.
Your top button has to be done up if you're wearing a tie.
You can get that for 50 bucks.
You can get a suit, custom-made, the cheapest possible.
You could probably use 700 bucks.
And that's a suit that will last you forever.
And the sky's a little bit in the other direction.
You can have a super thick cotton shirt for $150.
You could have a $3,000 suit, like a tuxedo made for our imminent marathon on December 19th.
Yeah, you choose the buttons.
Anyway, I've said enough.
It's really fun.
Go to nitafashions.com.
All right, let's get behind the paywall, shall we?
We said everything we can about the sponsors.
We're about to take some calls.
And all you freeloaders, I want you to know that we hate you.
And all you have to do to get the rest of this show and all the other shows is go to censored.tv.com, sign up, $10 a month.
That's a beer and a half a month in Manhattan.
I'm sure you people probably pay $4 a beer.
So it's barfed.
2.2 beers a month?
It's nothing.
And you don't just get this show.
You get Jacob Wall catching the FBI trying to fuck young girls.
You get Lotus in Hawaii talking about the disgusting evolution of leftists over there.
You've got Jim Goad going back through time and showing you the patterns of hypocrisy that have been going on for generations and how we can see this evolve into the future.
You got me and Anthony Kumiya.
And of course you have possibly as popular as me, if you can even imagine that.
You have atheism is unstoppable.
I'm a Catholic.
I'm a Christian.
I believe in God.
He doesn't.
I tried to get him to get on the show and discuss this, but he didn't want his face on the screen for some weird reason.
But you have a plethora of other shows, more than you can possibly watch.
I think if you watched everything we have to offer, you're spending too much time watching censored.tv.
That's the level of content we're dealing with over here.
At any rate, we're now going to only speak to the people who pay.
So, goodbye, freeloaders.
And to everyone, both freeloaders and the guys who pay, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Yeah, right.
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