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Nov. 16, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E55 - BULLSHIT

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McGuinness So love leaving and jumping up So more feeling drunk more sleeping too That's
	a weird song to cut off so soon because it rocks it slaps It's like your music, but good That's Jeff Rosenstock.
	I say old school, but like I'm so old that when I say old school, I mean new school Long Island hardcore dude in a bunch of ska bands and stuff and now he does sort of emo core hard rock pop.
	Go to the middle of that song.
	It really gets good.
	Ernest, you can I take a piece of you across state line.
	Of course, that was sent in by a baby monster and it was to celebrate Kyle Rittenhouse's imminent victory.
	Although, I'm worried about his fucking family, yo.
	And the judge's house.
	Remember Chauvin?
	He got 20 years, but even before that, they were at his house ready to burn it down.
	So what is going to happen to Rittenhouse and his family?
	I mean, the dude's got to grow a beard or have a bodyguard at all times.
	I'm sure it's a real feather in your cap if you're both BLM, Antifa, a Lib to smash Kyle Rittenhouse over the head with a bottle or his mother.
	The far left would definitely celebrate you kicking the shit out of Kyle Rittenhouse's mother, which is a strange time to be in.
	But that's where we are.
	Ryan's wrong about absolutely everything that comes out of his mouth.
	Ryan, what do you predict will happen to Mr. Rittenhouse?
	So since that gun charge was dropped, I think he gets off scot-free.
	100% free, zero charges.
	I do.
	Let's make a wager.
	I don't want to do that.
	You are about $400 in debt to me for being late.
	That's fair.
	Okay.
	So that's kind of money floating around.
	I will cancel 100% of your debt if he gets zero charges.
	All right?
	I'm not shaking on it yet.
	Let me do some thinking.
	Wait, I should have said what you have to pay.
	What do I have to pay?
	Well, you have to maybe do something.
	Finger your butthole on camera, maybe?
	I'm going to go no.
	What's worth it to you to cancel $400 of debt?
	Finger my butthole off camera.
	Okay.
	You could, like, chug half a glass of bourbon before doing a show.
	I could do that.
	With your terrible ability to break down alcohol, that could be like a drunk show.
	It's very funny.
	It's just, you know.
	I'd have to make sure I have a ride home and all that.
	I'll drive you home.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Is that even better?
	I think we found it.
	I think we're there.
	Are we getting a designated driver out of that deal?
	So I'm going to take a pint glass and I'm going to pour this much bourbon in it.
	Ooh.
	Okay.
	Before we do a show.
	I just puked.
	So we'll film that.
	Yeah.
	And then we'll do a nice long show and we'll get you nice and sloppy.
	Okay.
	And then fuck you.
	What?
	Nothing.
	I didn't say anything.
	Okay.
	Speaking of Kyle Rittenhouse and you.
	Fucking some people just don't get it.
	This is a drummer and he posts this, you know, it's a funny meme.
	Every time I show up one minute after Chick's filet closes.
	Funny.
	Yeah.
	He prefaces it with this is not political or whatever, but he's deleting anybody's comments.
	I got away with mine.
	This is a political post.
	You don't got to make it political or see yourself out or I'll do it for you.
	And by the way, he injects his political opinion in this when they were like, oh, he's going to practice his crying for a long, long time.
	So he's saying he wants him to go to jail.
	And then he calls him an asshole somewhere in these comments.
	He's a real symbol.
	Isn't it funny how he's the symbol of white supremacy in America?
	Yeah, they didn't do the research at all.
	These are people.
	People were riding in a very white area called Kenosha, Wisconsin.
	Ever been to Wisconsin?
	It is blindingly white.
	It's alarmingly white.
	It's all German.
	It was founded by Germans.
	America used to be a German country.
	In fact, during the founding of this country, they weren't sure whether to go with English or German as the national language.
	And the hotbed of that is the Midwest, especially Wisconsin.
	So a white guy in a white town gets sick of people burning it to the ground, gets in a fight with some white dudes, and shoots three white people.
	Coming from white supremacy.
	One of them that was saying the N-word over and over again.
	Who ripped kids?
	Here he is right here.
	He says, he's got a long way to go.
	I'm afraid.
	He'll have time to work on it.
	Hopefully, lots and lots of time.
	So he shows his bias.
	Then somebody else is like, if he was black, he'd be dead.
	And he says, amen.
	So he really thinks he's a moderate.
	I mean, this is what L.A. does to people.
	He thinks he's like, I don't like the left.
	I don't like the right.
	I'm independent.
	I just want to...
	E. Well, Rittenhouse to die.
	I'm a moderate.
	Yeah.
	He falls right left.
	It's amazing.
	I don't go anywhere in the spectrum.
	I just want to murder children who defend themselves.
	Oh, I'm so radical.
	I didn't include this in the notes for some strange reason, but I just saw it this morning.
	Did you see Peter Ducey talking to Jen Saki about fucking the way I'm good at my job?
	He said, Why did Biden call Kyle Rittenhouse a white supremacist?
	What has any of this got to do with race?
	And her response was so pathetic.
	Of course, she didn't answer the question.
	Yeah, here it is.
	You know, you could be looking it up instead of getting Ted to what's his name to mock me, right?
	I know.
	You're part of the show, unless you already lost the bet and that's your bourbon.
	It's funnier to say, well, we're waiting.
	Gen Sec.
	You know what that band, that dude, Jeff Rosenstock, reminds me of Desperacitos.
	Same kind of vibe, too, where it's someone who's been doing this kind of music for a long time and it's finally found his niche.
	I just sent it to you.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Ongoing court case.
	Why did President Biden suggest that Kyle Rittenhouse on trial in Kenosha is a white supremacist?
	So, Peter, what's...
	It's not in your binder, bitch.
	Stop looking.
	Oh, it is in her binder.
	It is.
	Is it?
	It is.
	Not his question, just a random comment on Rittenhouse.
	So, Peter, what I'm not going to speak to right now is anything about an ongoing trial nor the president's past comments.
	What I can reiterate for you is the president's view that we shouldn't have, broadly speaking, vigilantes patrolling our communities with assault weapons.
	We shouldn't have opportunists corrupting peaceful protests by rioting and burning down the communities they claim to represent anywhere in the country.
	As you know, closing arguments in this particular case, which I'm not speaking to, I'm just making broad comments about his own view.
	There's an ongoing trial.
	We're awaiting a verdict.
	Beyond that, I'm not going to speak to any individuals or this case.
	But the president has spoken to it already.
	And his mom now, Kyle Rittenhouse's mom came out saying that the president defamed her son and she claims that when the president suggested her son is a white supremacist, he was doing that to win votes.
	Is that what happened?
	I just have nothing more to speak to in ongoing case where the closing arguments were.
	There's nothing more to speak to?
	And just something.
	At this point, you're like, why have a press secretary?
	What is she called?
	Press secretary.
	Why have one of those if they're not answering any questions?
	What's the honest answer?
	It's just a stupid trope we all use.
	We are obsessed with racism here on the left, and we think it helped in the debates.
	Remember, we asked about the Proud Boys, and maybe that got them elected?
	So we just call everyone we don't like racist.
	And what we're trying to do is take the focus away from Mexicans at the border and black crime and even jihadists.
	We want to sort of push that aside.
	And the only way we can do that is to come up with a bigger boogeyman.
	So now the president and me and our entire administration is focused on domestic terrorism and white supremacy.
	We have to make that a thing because it absolves visible minorities of their fuck-ups.
	And then it also enables us to get more money from you and accrue more power.
	See, the problem with saying MS-13 isn't a thing is then you go, okay, well, then I don't need to pay tax.
	No, I need you to pay tax.
	I need money and power.
	But I don't like those particular bad guys, so they don't, because they don't vote.
	They vote for me.
	Blacks and Hispanics vote for me, so I don't want to criticize them.
	So I'm going to say, give me tons of money.
	You're in danger.
	But it's not them.
	It's you.
	You're in danger of yourself, I guess.
	Danger of Masuku.
	What?
	So this was meant to be covered yesterday, and Ryan and I have an apology to make.
	We skipped over this subject.
	That's not who we are.
	Sleeping on something like this is not what this network is about.
	We made a mistake.
	This is now ancient news, but we have to include it anyway.
	There's a shitty annoying band that opens for tool called Brass Against.
	You know where I'm going with this now.
	They do covers with lots of tubas and trumpets and various brass instruments.
	Their biggest hit, of course, is a cover of Rage Against the Machines, whatever that song is called.
	Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
	But it's fuck you.
	And then it has this very angry mulatto lesbian doing their screaming.
	And black people don't tend to not like white people.
	Women don't like men.
	Lesbians don't like men.
	Black, I mean, mulatto lesbians fucking hate white men.
	So when a white man comes on stage and says, pee on me, she's like, yes, I get to humiliate you in public.
	So this is misandry at its finest.
	It's just seen as a funny Gigi Allen-like stage stunt, but the animosity from her to him is pretty apparent, isn't it?
	Anyway, let's watch this.
	I meant to show you this yesterday.
	He's got a fucking GoPro on his forehead for some strange reason.
	And she has a shitty ass.
	Can we get his footage?
	You know, lesbians have shitty asses because they don't do anything with it.
	It dies of neglect.
	And she apparently had to piss really bad.
	Turn it up.
	NSFW.
	It's a little bit.
	Man, when women piss, it is just bullshit.
	It looks like a leak.
	It looks like someone stabbed her in the bladder.
	There's no man inside of her body to fix the leak.
	Women piss.
	Listen to this.
	Listen to this.
	Turn it up.
	Yeah, he's the bad.
	Doesn't that summarize so much of America?
	Security, get him the fuck out of here.
	Get out of here.
	Yeah.
	And that also goes for you, you cucks who keep apologizing And saying, I'm sorry, I'm not racist, I'm this, I'm that.
	They want you out of here.
	When you lie down and allow the left to piss all over you, they don't appreciate it.
	They think you're weak.
	It's like when these radical Islamists kidnap someone and they convert to Islam.
	That doesn't impress them.
	They prefer the Catholic who prays to Jesus every day.
	Hey.
	You're cool.
	Hey, you're a large rodent that lives in Costa Rica.
	The trumpet player?
	I feel like he's like...
	My family is in the...
	I brought all my family here because this is my first gig.
	Yeah.
	My dad, who was a jazz pianist his entire life, was really thrilled that I got a gig, and he's in the front row.
	And he just got splashed Gallagher style with your piss.
	He literally...
	Wow.
	What's he throwing, though?
	Piss.
	I know, but how'd he scoop it?
	It's on a stage.
	I think it was set up because there's a tarp there.
	A lot of people think it was set up listening to Jim Waltz.
	Oh, yeah.
	The tarp would make a little bowl.
	Yeah.
	What a weird thing to set up.
	Wait, that's fucked up.
	I mean, if you're going to do that, like, dress him up as Trump or something or a businessman.
	Yeah.
	Just a random white male fan.
	People are saying, like, you know, they want them to do this because if you're going to go see them again, you're going to want to see that.
	I want to see that.
	That's why I go to shows.
	I want to see women urinate on fat white guys with GoPros on their foreheads.
	Correct.
	He looks, you know who that was, by the way?
	That was the guy in Barter Town from Mad Max Road Warrior.
	No, Thunderdome, sorry, Beyond Thunderdome.
	Who, when you show up at Barter Town and you say, hey, I'd like to come in, he goes, well, what have you got?
	And you give him like a pocket square, a pencil, and some notes.
	And he's like, all right, come in.
	That sucked, though.
	And then, remember, Mad Max had water.
	He goes, I got tons of water.
	And they go, sounds good.
	Until they go, and they see that it's fucking...
	Wait.
	It's pissed.
	What did you look up?
	Mad Max arrives at Thunderdome.
	Because I figured when you first get to there.
	Barter Town.
	Barter Town.
	Thunderdome is one tiny part of Barter Town.
	Oh.
	You should know that, Ryan.
	I've never seen that movie.
	Oh, you're so fucking sad.
	We got to do our movie fucking things again.
	How have you not seen fucking Thunderdome?
	I saw the first one.
	The first Mad Max.
	No, you didn't.
	I guarantee you didn't.
	Yeah, it was like they were chasing the chick and the first?
	Yeah, yeah.
	The very first one.
	It's not even futuristic, the first one.
	Is it called Road Warrior?
	Nope.
	Oh.
	Well, I saw it.
	No, you saw Road Warrior.
	That's the second one.
	The very, very first one is almost like an indie film.
	There's the singer of Rose Tattoo.
	What is it called?
	I think it's just called Mad Max.
	Yeah, whatever the matter is.
	Mad Max is the first one.
	Then there's Road Warrior.
	Then there's Beyond Thunderdome.
	And then there's...
	It was low-budget looking.
	Now it's the Tom Hardy one after that?
	So now we're in Bardatown.
	I want to see the guy that got pissed on.
	Hurry up.
	Yeah.
	This joke is really in long form.
	It's taking a long time.
	Well, we're waiting.
	Oh, this is when he text tests it.
	Don't you understand?
	This is water.
	You can't live without it.
	Some water?
	That's the lead singer of a cover band's piss.
	Jump forward, dude.
	There he is.
	There's the GoPro and everything.
	Yeah.
	You got some pelts?
	We're in the desert and don't really need fur.
	He was driving a team of camels.
	People come here to trade.
	Make a little profit.
	Do a little business.
	Got nothing to trade.
	You've got no business in battle.
	Come on, Nan.
	Come on, man.
	Sorry, the profits.
	You could maybe piss on me.
	I'm average pretty good.
	I'm hypnotized.
	So, did Max not give anything?
	One hour.
	If you find him, what then?
	I'll ask him to return what's mine.
	Oh, of course, he'll be desperate to clear his conscience, will he?
	You that good?
	Perhaps you've got something to trade after all.
	Thunderdome.
	That's when he comes up with the idea.
	Great movie.
	Fun stuff.
	Now I've got a concert to go to.
	This is a random news item.
	Did you make you you I think you worked two hours yesterday?
	Um three three hours.
	So I assume the graphic for Let's Start the Show is done.
	No, I thought that was up to the fans.
	Let's see.
	Let's start the show.
	So you don't have any, you didn't do anything.
	I have a lot of graphic.
	What did you do?
	You rushed home yesterday and just played your guitar for 300 hours?
	I did not play guitar.
	I hung out with my fam.
	We made some food.
	We hung out.
	And so you hung out with your fam, you made some food, and you hung out.
	Yes, let's see.
	So the problem with working three hours is you have to have all your T's crossed and all your I's dotted.
	Everything has to be taken care of.
	I have got really good bumpers for today.
	Anyway, make Let's Start the Show.
	Do your fucking job.
	Don't leave after three hours or I will cut your pay drastically.
	Speaking of stupid people, check out this woman.
	We haven't started the show yet, so I like to cram my silly shit in there.
	Canadian money is so weird.
	They made this after I left.
	I left in 99.
	It's plastic.
	So it doesn't have the same oomph that paper money has.
	But this dumb bitch said, found some change in my drawer for a rainy day.
	I mean, I don't know if those are 20s or 100s.
	Makes a big difference, obviously.
	Five times as much.
	But that looks like if it's 20s, I don't know.
	let's say the skinny ones are hundreds.
	No, let's say the fat ones are hundreds and the skinny ones are 20s.
	No, for some reason, I'm thinking the fat ones at the bottom are 20s.
	So I think it's 10K.
	And then the skinny ones up top are 10K.
	10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100, 110, 120, 130, 140, 150, 160, 170, 180, 190.
	Jesus Christ.
	I think it's like half a million.
	Oh, shit.
	It says it right there.
	Okay.
	You just checking it.
	You're trying to figure out the number that's staring me in the face.
	It says she brags about having 400 grand.
	So somewhat, turn it up.
	How much cash do you have?
	400K.
	Okay.
	Have you recovered any of it?
	No, just what's on the floor.
	And that's probably like maybe a couple thousand or something.
	Yeah, and they left so quick in a hurry.
	So you last home three hours ago?
	Yeah.
	Does anyone else have access to the secure building?
	No, to the suite surgeon.
	No.
	You look it up?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And just one key fob for this is secure building.
	Run for you.
	Rent.
	This isn't fucked up too.
	It is.
	I don't even feel comfortable.
	Notice her tone.
	How does a door like this get kicked down?
	It's such a heavy bolt.
	Now she's mad at Wood?
	I don't know what to do.
	What a fucking moron.
	Not post that in the future.
	Look at that.
	How'd they break the door down?
	By wanting $400,000 really bad.
	Why did Wood let me down?
	I think this is crowbarred.
	Oh, that helps me.
	Here's all your money.
	Crowbar's fault.
	Now that you figure that out, here's your money.
	This isn't fucked up to you?
	Okay, now you got to look that up, Brian.
	I need to see this woman.
	It is.
	What are you thinking?
	Is she a stripper?
	You know, Larry Barnes got kicked out of his bank for depositing too much cash, right?
	Yeah, he could file a lawsuit, apparently.
	Somebody writes in.
	Yeah.
	Look up that woman, $400,000.
	It looks like Ontario, Toronto.
	This is, I've had enough of photographs.
	I mean, all these prowboys getting doxxed is terrible, but I also go, why are you photographing yourself?
	You know, you're seen as a domestic terrorist and you're like, hi.
	Fucking all these people posing with selfies for me to this day.
	I go, okay, you're getting fired.
	I'm already fired to death.
	But if this picture gets out, you're fucked.
	So stop it.
	Group photo.
	What the fuck?
	We didn't have group photos when I was young.
	It wasn't a thing.
	If you're on a soccer team and you win, yeah, you took a group photo.
	But every time everyone's going out for dinner, group photo.
	Why is there a group photo of your dinner?
	Are you going to forget about it?
	Are you ever going to look at that picture ever again?
	We should do a selfie after this, Ryan.
	I'll selfie.
	Let's do one right now.
	Okay.
	Let's get a selfie going.
	I found another similar story, but not that one.
	Family Robbed Efforten posts a photo of money on Facebook.
	Should I go over there?
	Cool.
	I can remember that.
	Is that for the Graham?
	No, I'll send that to you and you can put it up on the site.
	Nice.
	And people can see that we were together once.
	We should have a selfie page.
	Oh, I love when it's celebrities, too.
	I was next to a celebrity once.
	Good.
	I'm glad.
	How many people has Mick Jagger been next to?
	It's so tiring.
	And I always do selfies because it's faster just to go, than it is to go, why do you want that?
	That's so stupid.
	That's so fucking lame.
	It doesn't make any sense.
	We're not friends.
	There's no memory here.
	All it means is you were next to me.
	Now I'm mad.
	This is the Maddie problem.
	I had to touch him yesterday and be like, buddy, buddy, calm down.
	It's not like after the black dude left, oh, I haven't told you the story yet.
	I'll tell you later.
	But we were all with friends there.
	And he's still mad at this invisible person.
	That's a tease for something coming up in the future.
	Do you have the picture yet?
	No.
	It led me here.
	It's an Ontario woman.
	Probably the same video.
	Let's see.
	Worldwide.
	It's all the same post.
	Let's see.
	Oh, this is a YouTube video.
	This is the full.
	So maybe there's comments.
	400K?
	400K?
	400K?
	Isn't this fucked up to you?
	It is.
	Well, fix it.
	I want my money back, you guys.
	No.
	There's no comments?
	Anyway, baby monsters can figure that for us.
	One last thing before we get serious.
	I have a very important competition coming up.
	Let's just do a daily dose of pronouns and lib libs of TikTok.
	It's a refreshing palate cleanser.
	To me, it's sort of like in the morning, you're not really hungry, and there's a bunch of stuff out on the kitchen table, and there's a bowl of blueberries.
	You're like, I don't want to sit down with a bagel, but I'll have some bloobs.
	You just grab like six.
	You eat them.
	If you brush your teeth after, the spit's going to be all blue.
	That looks funny.
	But this is how I feel about these libs of TikToks.
	It's just a little handful of blueberries.
	Hey, what the fuck is this?
	Is that what I put under 104?
	That's what popped up here.
	Here it is.
	I wish Void all the best and look forward to meeting.
	Please.
	The Void Faith.
	Do you see this person next to me?
	E is my friend.
	Z has had to put up with a lot to get to where Per is today.
	I just want to let Glint know that Thon is valid.
	Oh, and I see.
	That Ver pronouns are valid.
	That's pretty cool because someone goes, China's laughing at us.
	And then it's like, yeah, China's got their own problems.
	It's made of fucking sand.
	Their bridge sucks.
	No, literally, Z's bridge sucks.
	His name is Z. Z. He identifies as a fucking loser.
	Yeah, that country, communism is not great for the quality of the world.
	Did you by chance see this one, Libsa TikTok post?
	It's gone now.
	It's a woman singing a song.
	He's like, if you're transgender, then you're this.
	What does it ring a bell?
	It went viral for a little bit, but it got taken down.
	I can't find it.
	It's the cringiest one of these pronouns, and it's a song by a not convincing tranny.
	Okay, so just as a rule for the show, don't bring up videos that you don't have.
	It's just frustrating for people.
	I've been looking forward.
	Thank you for killing the whole vibe of the show.
	I know what you're thinking.
	You're thinking, well, Ryan just wrecked the show.
	And there's no way we can regain the momentum.
	I have some great news.
	I've been saving, storing a nuclear bomb since the beginning of the show that can right any problems.
	We are about to get back on track with a brand new, one-time-only segment called...
	I think I've overgone the time when I laid eyes on you.
	I didn't even know your name.
	Somehow we've ended up in the same room.
	This is an important part of the show where we're going to quantitatively decide once and for all who is sexier, Isabella DeLuca or Isabella Riley.
	Are they both Isabella's?
	That's correct, Gavin.
	Okay.
	Now, joining me is our favorite crippled nigger, Crip Daddy.
	I think one thing we both have in common, welcome to the show, Crip.
	Thank you for referring to me by my proper name.
	What we both have in common is these women are dying to fuck us.
	So the good news is that 51-year-old balding alcoholics and crippled young men are their cup of tea.
	No, that's fair.
	The bad news is we have to decide which one we're going to take.
	I made worse decisions in my life.
	Before we even start, what does your gut say?
	What are you feeling as far as who's more attractive?
	Can you tell me the names one more time?
	So you're not familiar with them?
	They're both sort of like conservative pundits.
	I think they're both at turning point, and they're both part of the New York Young Republicans.
	Well, let's show you pictures then so you can decide.
	So you're not familiar with these chicks.
	That's going to make it even more fun.
	No, so that's good for me.
	I like going into these things blind.
	That's the only thing you're not.
	Okay, what do we got here?
	So, I mean, I think she's a 10.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	She's like a Florida 7.
	Do you live in Florida?
	No, but I did for a short while.
	She looks like a 7.
	Where do you live now?
	I'm a Midwest boy.
	I'm in Illinois.
	What's your street address and street number?
	I can tell you if you give it to her.
	What's your social insurance?
	What pin do you use at the bank machine?
	I refuse to accept that as a Florida 7.
	That's fucking insane.
	And I've been to Florida.
	There's no way it's Magic Land.
	I'll go down to 9, maybe 8.9 if you point a gun at my head.
	I think it's because she reminds me of every girl I went to high school with that tries to sell me some pyramid scheme now.
	Okay, so she's a seven.
	We're disagreeing already.
	I would give her, I'm going to comfortably say 9.4.
	And you're saying 7.
	Let's jump over now to Isabelle O'Reilly, who often wears too much makeup.
	She could wear nothing and maintain her 9.4 status.
	What are you going to give her, knowing your judgment, this is probably a 6?
	No, see, she jumps up a little bit.
	I think I just have a thing for Rinettes.
	Yeah, and she has this sort of mom vibe.
	I don't even know if she's a mom, but she just looks like.
	She's like 21.
	Yeah, but some girls just have that like mother vibe, and I fuck with that.
	Yeah, me too.
	It's a very attractive feature, knowing that a woman will be a good mom and be able to churn out a lot of kids.
	Yeah, and she looks like she could pop them out like crazy.
	Okay, that's, I don't know if this is a millennial thing, but that amount of makeup is like bordering on clown level.
	Yeah, no, that's a little too much.
	She looks like an orange.
	It looks like a filter.
	And I'd understand if you had this horrible skin with zits all over it and a weird birthmark that was the shape of a swastika, but she's a beautiful woman.
	What are you doing?
	Yeah, she doesn't even look real at this point.
	Yeah.
	It really does look like a gay man who used a filter to make a fake CGI face so he can live as a woman.
	See, that's not even the same person in this one.
	And that's much more attractive than what we just saw, than the orange woman.
	Yeah.
	No, I agree.
	I would get them.
	I mean, at the end of the day, they can both get it.
	I'm not turning down either one.
	We're not denying either of these women our naked bodies?
	No.
	No.
	And I know that they're begging for it.
	They're lined up.
	Gagging.
	Gagging.
	So what's it?
	Can we see some still pictures too?
	Although video is great.
	What about some audio, Ryan?
	Can we hear them talk?
	Yeah, because you know what?
	That's going to really change the numbers.
	Hearing them open their mouth, that could be a very heavy drop or increase.
	The fact that she's Italian makes it even more intense.
	Okay, that brings it up a little bit for me.
	Yeah, Italian blonde.
	Yeah.
	All of these fucking videos are her doing TikTok songs, though.
	I want to hear her voice.
	If she could say any slur, that's going to bring her Up to a nine for me.
	Yeah, they're all that.
	Is there no way we can get rid of him?
	Not without cause, Michael.
	There is an interview of her, but she was freshly beat up, which is kind of hot too.
	Okay, when you say beat up, what are we talking here?
	Oh, in the what did she get beat up for?
	In the royal sense.
	The royal beat up.
	Why was she beat up?
	She was beat up at a Trump rally.
	Snopes denies it, I believe.
	So what'd she do?
	What do they say she happened?
	She punched herself in the...
	Oh, I remember this.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That was her?
	Yep.
	Holy...
	That's not her.
	No, maybe that's...
	You fucking moron.
	That's like a 60-year-old woman.
	Everyborn with the skin.
	Maybe she's literally a Benjamin Button babe.
	She was...
	Oh, here we go.
	Here's her talking.
	Was that?
	I didn't know she was on Creasy Show.
	That makes sense.
	Wait a minute.
	She looks under a nine in that top corner thing.
	Uh-oh.
	That looks like a mere 8.8.
	A disgusting, hideous 8.8.
	Oh, no, we're back to overnight.
	It was just the minimization of the window.
	Dude, look at those teeth.
	She could be in a Colgate commercial.
	I think she also works with Turning Point.
	She does a lot of Fox News stuff.
	She does kind of also like to troll the DMs.
	You shut up for one second.
	So I do feel like that kind of made me grow up a little bit faster.
	And then I think when you go through certain things in your life, it definitely toughens you up.
	So like in middle school, I was bullied really bad.
	That definitely like, why were you bullied?
	Get on me.
	It was really bad.
	This girl's just getting beat up left and right, this poor child.
	Yeah.
	I want to beat her up with my dick.
	Yeah, I would have done the same thing.
	She would need the wheelchair after I was done.
	Wait, you got a weird connection all of a sudden.
	You're all choppy.
	What'd you just say?
	Oh, I was just saying that she needed the wheelchair after I was done.
	Oh, she would need the wheelchair when he was done.
	And that would make you two even more compatible.
	So let's do one more of Isabelle O'Reilly talking, and then we'll have to pound.
	Gavin will pound the gavel, and we will have to make our decision on who gets them.
	I hope we disagree, and then we can just go double dating because I'll get my favorite, and you'll get your favorite.
	This is very tragic, and it's very clear that this school board actually prioritizes pushing their woke agenda over the safety of your children.
	And I would be very concerned if I was a parent and I had a daughter going to the school because clearly she would not be safe to just use the bathroom, which is something that they cannot avoid.
	So this is very tragic, and I've said it many times, and I will say it again.
	Get your children out of government schools.
	They are not safe there, and they are certainly not learning anything efficient there.
	I might want to add something into the mix here.
	Who is that other chick?
	I don't know.
	She looks like, what's her name?
	Ryan Reynolds' wife there.
	Sort of.
	She tagged Emily Saves America.
	Oh, that's her.
	Now we have a new one we have to fuck.
	Emily Wilson.
	So many women, so little time.
	I'm Cody.
	Pronouns E-M-A-A.
	Okay, one final thing to add.
	I've seen Isabelle Riley's ass, and it's comically perfect.
	It's hilarious.
	It looks like a drawing of two little balls that are best friends.
	Dude, are you on a 56k modem?
	You are coming in like shit.
	All right.
	Yeah, wait, let me.
	Who's to blame here?
	I'll close things up and maybe that will help.
	I don't see how that could possibly have anything to do with the internet.
	Let me get Donovan back.
	So you've seen them on video.
	We've heard them talk.
	I told you about the ass thing.
	The blonde is Italian.
	The brunette is Irish.
	You can have either one.
	Obviously, they're both gagging for both of us.
	Who do you allow into your lair?
	I prefer to go the brunette.
	Okay, that actually works out perfect because though they're both over nine, I slightly prefer the Italian.
	Just a pube.
	Not that she has any.
	So this works out perfect for us.
	I get to have the blonde, you get to have the brunette, and we get to go double dating until they both need a wheelchair.
	Yes, that's the ideal plan.
	All right, buddy.
	Thanks for coming on.
	Thanks for helping us solve this problem.
	Anytime.
	If you ever need any more women to judge, let me know.
	Okay, thanks, man.
	Bye.
	I think it wasn't dumb with time when I laid eyes on you.
	I didn't even know your name.
	Women want us.
	Crip Daddy and I are on most women's sexiest men of the year award list.
	You play his hard to get.
	So do I. Well, I'm married, so I have to wait for my wife to die of old age.
	But I'm hoping that the two Isabels will wait around.
	My wife's in, what, almost 50 now, so maybe 30 years.
	So those girls will be 50?
	What if they're not hot by the time I'm ready for them?
	I heard Isabella installed an access ramp to the young pussy.
	Oh, that means that she wants him, right?
	That's correct.
	That is correct.
	Bannon.
	Steve Bannon has been arrested for, I don't know, not showing up in court.
	Some dumb misdemeanor.
	That's a $300 fine.
	The Dems, I think they got spoiled by canceling people.
	That made them feel powerful.
	And then they threw a few proud boys in jail, and that made them feel good.
	And then January 6th was successful as far as their own tyrannical motives go.
	So they're like, let's keep going.
	But, you know, you guys, we're catching up to you.
	And Roger Stone beat you and humiliated you.
	He almost died in the process, but he won.
	Kyle Rittenhouse is about to win.
	And Steve Bannon, you just handed him a megaphone.
	You just put him with no valid charges, you just put him at the front of the American conversation.
	And what's Steve Bannon's favorite thing?
	The American conversation.
	So, what the fuck have you done?
	I'm a pro-Bannon.
	It hurts me to be pro-Bannon because of Roger Stone.
	I feel like I'm betraying my friend, but he's a fucking genius.
	I'm sorry.
	And he's a brilliant strategist, and he's predicting.
	He's nostridamous.
	He's already seen the ending of this trial in his head.
	He's done all the math, including the bias in the clown world.
	He's factored that in.
	So you basically just lost the 2024 election by persecuting Steve Bannon.
	Hey, I just want to say everybody, tell everybody live stream on Getter right now.
	Everybody watching in the war room, we're here today.
	I don't want anybody to take their eye off the ball of what we do every day.
	Okay?
	We've got the Hispanics coming on our side, African Americans coming on our side.
	We're taking down the Biden regime.
	Every day, the focus, you've got Raheem Kassan today.
	You've got Dr. Peter Navarra, Captain Bannon.
	You're going to have Boris Epstein, the whole show.
	Intense.
	We've got polling out, economic data out, everything.
	I want you guys to stay focused, stay on message.
	Remember, signal, not noise.
	This is all noise.
	That's signal.
	Thank you very much.
	Are you optimistic today?
	Brilliant and perfect.
	How many people did I miss today?
	I wish he hadn't testified against Roger Stone.
	I could love him with 100% of my heart and not just a lot of my heart.
	What's 1-6?
	Is that the same thing?
	I think it is.
	I think it's the speech we just saw.
	Because I thought the first one was just him getting out of the car.
	By the way, by the way, by the way, not just Trump people and not just conservatives.
	Every progressive and every liberal in this country that likes freedom of speech and liberty, okay, should be fighting for this case.
	That's why I'm here today for everybody.
	I'm never going to back down.
	And they took on the wrong guy this time, okay?
	They took on the wrong guys.
	Absolutely.
	You dummies.
	Don't mess with the bull.
	You'll get the horn.
	I thought this was...
	Let's skip all that.
	Let's, we haven't done My Pet Biden in a while.
	Let's do some My Pet Bidens.
	Shall we?
	Has been a while.
	Biden.
	On him I can depend.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	A monster of the president.
	He's big and booze.
	Sleepy.
	But a friendly monster too.
	My pet.
	Biden.
	Wait, what?
	That doesn't rhyme.
	So what if, Ryan, I said, I want to let murderers crash here.
	People who are wanted for murder, a lot of MS-13 guys, I want them to stay here at the studio.
	I'd feel uncomfortable.
	Right.
	You'd say, don't do that.
	That's not what we want.
	Well, my boss, I would say, maybe we should rethink that.
	And then I open the door.
	I'll have them stay here.
	I'm not here.
	And they kill you.
	Oh.
	I'm responsible for your death.
	Sure.
	This is Ron DeSantis' pitch where he said, don't open the borders.
	I'm against it.
	My constituents are against it.
	It's against the law.
	It's against the Constitution.
	It's not what America is about.
	We're not an open borders country.
	No country is.
	It's a bizarre concept.
	Governor DeSantis says Biden has blood on his hands because a 24-year-old man charged with murder in Florida came in on one of his clandestine migrant relocation flights from the border and said he was 17.
	So DeSantis said, don't do this.
	And it wasn't just a personal opinion.
	It wasn't like, I prefer Metallica to Black Sabbath.
	This was heavy metal is banned in my state and in my country.
	Should block that.
	And Biden said, no, I'm doing it anyway.
	So he did it in the middle of the night, behind closed doors, snuck in illegals into DeSantis' state, and the woman promptly died.
	Now, we know they're exporting their murderers.
	So I think he's got a very strong legal case.
	He definitely has an ironclad philosophical case.
	There's the fucking inbred Cro-Magnon.
	Yerry Noel Medina Ulios.
	Uilos, 24, was arrested on October 7th in Jacksonville, Florida and charged with murdering the 46-year-old man with whom he lived.
	You snuck a murderer into my house.
	And it got someone killed.
	Go back to that video.
	There's no notification to the state of Florida.
	These are done mostly in the middle of the night, and it's clandestine.
	And we really have no say into it.
	So what we're going to do, so I don't know on the top of my head everything, but we could provide.
	I know when we initially got wind of this, it wasn't through normal channels.
	It's people in the federal government who are effectively leaking this to us so that we have a heads up on it.
	I've talked with Mayor Curry.
	I've talked with my folks.
	We need to talk to the airport people.
	We're going to get together and figure out what we can do in the immediate term to protect folks in Florida.
	And then obviously, as the legislature comes back, I think about it.
	You have an open border in violation of U.S. law.
	The president has said that basically they want to even pay reparations to people who came illegally.
	Just think about that.
	You as an American, you get higher gas prices.
	You get higher grocery bills.
	You get told basically to just grin and bear it, someone breaks the law, comes illegally, and they're going to cut them a check for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
	That is just unbelievable.
	But that's what we're dealing with.
	So they're not.
	That's such a dumb move.
	Why did they say that?
	I guess they want to track more illegals so they can get more votes.
	But you realize the whole country's going to hate your guts, right?
	That sounded like a president to me.
	And he has everything that the left, everything that the left hates about Trump with the mean tweets and the off-the-cuff shit, Ron DeSantis doesn't do.
	So he has the saintliness of like Ted Cruz and what's his name?
	Mitch.
	Who's the guy who was the Mormon who was super rich?
	Oh.
	My mind's gone blank.
	That guy.
	But those guys didn't have balls.
	Trump has balls.
	DeSantis has all the decorum of those nerds with the balls of Trump.
	What's the left going to say about him?
	They kept calling him Death Santis because of his laissez-faire attitude with Corona.
	Mitt Romney.
	Death rate's great.
	Yeah, Mitt Romney was his name.
	Look up the pronunciation of clandestine?
	Clandestine.
	Clandestine?
	Let's get that right once and for all.
	Of course, there's different accents.
	Us Canadians tend to use the British pronunciation with things like aluminium and centrifugal.
	Clandestine.
	Clandestine.
	Okay, I've been saying clandestine.
	Check out this old clip of Joe Biden saying we can't leave Afghanistan because we'll leave a bunch of military shit there that they can use against us.
	Sounds reasonable.
	This is when politicians are not senior citizens.
	It makes a big difference how we end this war.
	And it makes a big difference to tell the American people the truth about what our options are in ending this war.
	If tomorrow the order goes out from the president, I'm President of the United States.
	I issue an order.
	Hypothetically.
	End the war today, begin to withdraw all American troops.
	It will take a year to get the American troops out.
	Do you hear me now?
	That's the truth.
	If you were the president and you did it in a month, that'd be sleepy.
	Now, if you leave all the equipment behind, you might be able to do it in seven months.
	And you leave those billions of dollars of weapons behind, I promise they're going to be used against your grandchild and mine someday.
	It makes a big difference.
	Huh.
	Sounds like it would be stupid to leave a bunch of military equipment in Afghanistan.
	In the sense that...
	All right, let's jump over to feminism.
	I've got a treat for you at the end of the show, so stay tuned.
	It's post-mailbag.
	And I alluded to it with Maddie Odell.
	That's a clue.
	Volkiology.
	Feminism.
	Thanks, Satan.
	I killed my baby.
	2-5.
	So this is now an ancient Chinese secret.
	In fact, I think we're an entire week off.
	And I apologize for that.
	That's not what this network represents.
	But remember the chick with the who did the sketch where she was like, I'm Cece the clown and I killed my baby.
	So she's, this is how she announced to her mother, by the way, that she killed her baby, that she had an abortion.
	She announced it on SNL as a clown.
	Goober's the clown.
	So, Goober, you had an abortion when you were 23?
	Hey, whoa, slow down.
	I'm a clown.
	Let's clown around.
	I had an abortion the day before my 23rd birthday.
	So this is Michelle Wolf all over again.
	Michelle Wolf goes dancing around saying, I had an abortion and it was awesome.
	And the mainstream normal, not necessarily pro-lifers, the normal pro-choicers who said, let's see if the baby's viable and maybe not do it third trimester, but maybe if like that afternoon, she could have a plan B. Those normal people,
	you push over to our side, our pro-life side, when you mock the killing of babies.
	Michelle Wolf fucking changed the law in Texas because she outraged pro-lifers and Christians so much.
	Thank you, Michelle Wolf, for your flippant attitude towards abortion.
	And this is all, this is the same once again.
	She's doing it.
	She is moving the abortion window over to the right.
	And you know what I thought was interesting about this?
	So her whole point is that if she had had the kids, she wouldn't be having this successful career.
	In other words, doing the occasional comedy sketch every Saturday night that very few people see or care about is better than creating and shaping a human life.
	I mean, doesn't this smell like a deal with the devil?
	And she's childless and alone.
	And what I noticed about her, I was always sexually attracted to her, being a horny dude with eyeballs.
	But I think she just cracked.
	Dude, I was thinking the same thing.
	I was like, she used to be very attractive to me, and now she looks like Jonathan Miranda.
	No offense to him.
	Look up Cecily Strong now.
	This is a current video of Cecily Strong.
	It's a picture.
	Okay, we get it.
	Cecily Strong.
	I believe she did have a baby, though.
	Really?
	Yeah, I think she was pregnant.
	Boy, that poor dead baby is like, what the fuck?
	Yeah.
	That's like Amber Tamblin.
	I think she had an abortion about one year before she had a real baby.
	And the dead baby was like, I'm sorry, I showed up a little early.
	What the fuck?
	So she's always been, she's been the kind of hot where you look her up on Wikipedia to see what her ethnicity is.
	That's how I discovered she's Scottish.
	And you're like, wow, a white woman who looks so Hispanic.
	I have a boner.
	Everything's going great.
	And then sometime around the past year, couple years, she just like broke.
	And now nobody wants her ass.
	Why'd I wreck that perfectly good pencil?
	To make a point.
	Please, I haven't been drinking.
	I currently am drinking.
	When is it okay for an adult to have a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old?
	A, when she's 14, but smoking a cigarette.
	B, 14, but it's Alabama.
	C, 14, but you're gay now.
	So hooray, how brave.
	Anyway, we have a whole chart of her progression.
	Wait, was she like showing pregnant?
	Like that's because I remember she was showing pregnant.
	Is that the fucking abortion?
	No, she just said when she was 23.
	Wait, how old is she?
	Well, she's not 25.
	I mean, because this was like three or four years ago.
	She's probably 40.
	Why are you showing that?
	This is the feminism background.
	Oh, oh.
	That's it for feminism.
	Oof, oof.
	What's happening?
	Oh, you see?
	This is her post-Satan.
	Look, I know that I'm ugly and old, and it's hypocritical of me to be talking.
	That was kind of the joke I was doing with Crip Daddy.
	But, like, I'm sorry, women have an expiration date.
	And ideally, you want to, like, she looks like the kind of age where you should have three kids and a husband who loves you unconditionally, which you could have had.
	But now, a guy looks at that and he goes, and it's genetic.
	He goes, sorry, you're not going to give me a lot of kids.
	You're old as shit.
	Same guy.
	I don't see it as clearly as you do.
	I'd see it very clearly.
	Oh, yeah, maybe.
	Anyway.
	And you snooze, you lose.
	Anyway, I wanted to look at climate change for a second.
	We don't have a background for that, right?
	Nay.
	We do have a...
	There we go.
	Okay, let's do that.
	Let's dearf.
	2-7, look at this child.
	BC doctor clinically diagnoses patient as suffering from climate change.
	Now, I think humanity is suffering from the bullshit that surrounds climate change in that they don't want to have kids because they're worried that the earth is cooking and we're all going to die.
	And anyone with an ounce of a brain can go back to the 60s and 70s and see that this whole doom and gloom, the world's going to end shit, has been going on forever.
	When I was a kid, it was the oil crisis.
	We're going to run out of oil.
	Then it was global cooling was big in the 70s.
	Then in the 80s, it was this one well into the 90s too, was acid rain.
	We're all going to die from acid rain.
	The ozone layer was a big one when I was in my 20s.
	All of that's been forgotten, and now it's now all the ice caps are melting and New York's going to be underwater.
	You can even go back to like 10 years ago, 15 years ago, and Al Gore was all about the inconvenient truth that New York City will not be around in 2020.
	Well, unfortunately, it is.
	He was kind of right.
	Yeah.
	It could really do with a, as they say in taxi driver, a real rain to come down and wash away the streets.
	Please, please, God, do submerge Manhattan underwater.
	We need it.
	The day after tomorrow would be good.
	So this doctor diagnosed this woman as dying of climate change because she was hot.
	The head of a Nelson, look at him.
	What is he, 21?
	The head of a Nelson, B.C. emergency department says it's time doctors start looking at the underlying cause of medical conditions triggered by smoke and heat.
	Meanwhile, B.C. is a forest.
	Like it's the cleanest, freshest place on earth.
	I couldn't think of a better place for your lungs than the Pacific Northwest.
	What?
	Oh, that's smog capital of the world of Vancouver.
	Smog capital of the world.
	But in a sense, humanity is dying from climate change.
	They're dying from climate change bullshit.
	Go to 2A.
	Poll finds significant percentage fear having children because of a climate crisis.
	And I think I know why.
	By the way, your Eiffel Tower looks like an A or whatever tower that is.
	It looks like Stop a Climate Change.
	Oh, no, yeah, he's Italian.
	Stop a Climate Change.
	Stop a Climate Change.
	That's very difficult situation.
	Whoa, that was my best Tony Soprano I've ever done in my life.
	I think you've done better, actually, where I actually went wow.
	And I didn't go wow.
	It's a very difficult situation.
	Maybe we shouldn't get into it now.
	It's just.
	All right.
	Right here.
	It's.
	It's.
	Good.
	It's a very difficult situation.
	Never relaxing.
	That sounds kind of gay.
	It sounds very gay.
	That sounds very gay.
	It sounds...
	That sounds...
	Sounds very gay.
	It sounds very gay.
	That sounds very gay.
	And then you got some homework.
	Just practice it at home and then...
	Okay.
	And you got it.
	Go to 2.9.
	Oh, yeah.
	I've been meaning to show this graphic forever.
	This is actually last week's notes.
	We're catching up on some stuff.
	I mean, should we make this a t-shirt?
	Global yearly climate-related deaths from 1920 to 2020.
	So it's worth noting, too, 1920 is post-industrial revolution.
	That's, you know, no soot going through the coal mines like they had the child labor and all those horrible deaths.
	We had catalytic inverters.
	I don't know when they came out.
	Probably like 75.
	I bet that initial plummet.
	When did catalytic inverters come out?
	They're not out in Eastern Europe to this day.
	And you'll notice if you drive around Czechoslovakia on your bike and you get somewhere, your hands are just black with filth.
	You touch anything in Czechoslovakia and your finger is fucking black.
	When did they...
	73.
	But that's when they were made.
	First production catalytic converter in 73.
	So go back to the chart.
	Yeah, it doesn't seem to affect the chart much, does it?
	In fact, it went up after 75.
	Then it went back down 2000, 2020.
	Hmm.
	So it's all a lie, folks.
	We're not dying.
	The world is not going to end.
	Stop tying up your tubes and having fucking these disgusting parties.
	It's only white people, by the way.
	There's a moral there.
	Having these like castration parties, what's it called?
	I got my tubes tied and they have a big, they have a cake that's got a dick on it and stuff.
	Like you're celebrating the end of your family lineage.
	That's macabre.
	And why is it never a black person celebrating the fact that they can't breed anymore?
	Let's jump to COVID.
	If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese.
	Chinese vibrant comes from China.
	Chinese asshole.
	Just keep your hands off my dog.
	I thought this was like, I think the comment above this video is, we are broken.
	And it's so true.
	Is this a broken populace or what?
	They think they're being fastidious and they're taking care of business.
	No, you're a broken person.
	It's very sad to see you do this.
	Natalie coming home and using the sanitizer to help keep Riley and Harrison safe.
	I bet that's their fucking dogs.
	It's not Isabella Riley.
	Yeah.
	Keeping our dogs safe.
	Okay, so what goes in the sanitizer?
	My mask, my glasses.
	I don't want to get COVID on my dogs via my glasses.
	My phone.
	My wedding ring.
	I'm surprised we're in.
	No, just random rings.
	My stupid rings that have a bunch of dumb meanings about the earth.
	Oh, my God.
	Wait, you don't even know how to turn it on?
	Sorry, I was cleaning off the counters.
	Don't you have to put that thing in a fucking machine, too, because you just touch the buttons?
	Fuck.
	How about you just wash your fucking hands, by the way, when you get home?
	Shouldn't that be first?
	When I come to visit my granddaughter, Daphne, that's the first thing I do is wash my hands.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Bye-bye-bye.
	Great work.
	Peace to the world.
	Stop war.
	It's all related somehow.
	This is intersectionality in 2021.
	Sanitizing your glasses to protect your dogs is the same as not wanting nuclear war.
	It's all the same, man.
	It's about awareness and peace.
	These are animals who lick their own assholes and eat shit for fun.
	Yeah, and guess what?
	So your dog dies.
	Who gives a fucking shit?
	Uh-oh.
	We just lost subscribers.
	We just lost six subs.
	I give a shit, and so do you.
	How many dogs have died of COVID?
	Let's see.
	Dog deaths per year of COVID.
	The mass graves of fucking Labradors as people refuse to sanitize their glasses and put them.
	What's in that machine anyway?
	First U.S. dog with COVID has died.
	So I think we're at one?
	A seven-year-old German servant.
	Oh, it's pretty old, isn't it?
	No, it's 49.
	It's younger than me.
	Test positive has died.
	Whether dog died isn't clear.
	Buddy got sick in April.
	That'd be funny if that wasn't his name.
	That's just how they talk.
	Fucking buddy.
	But he got fucking sick in April.
	We're reading, you know how they have pidgin English?
	This is like hoser news.
	Fucking buddy got sick there last week.
	Fucking he's out for the count now.
	That should be a thing.
	Talk about a dog fucker.
	Pet owners shouldn't panic about the dog that died after COVID-19 infection.
	Media headlines have fucking confused the relationship between the pets and the coronavirus.
	Fuck buddy's always writing these articles about how we're all gonna die.
	Don't fucking worry about it.
	Take it down a notch, eh?
	He was just fucking barking the other day, having a great time.
	Just fucking skin.
	Buddy's just freaking out, smoking a dart, fucking going back behind the ice drink there.
	Tigers at the Bronx Zoo were also found to have been infected, likely by a fucking human handler who was also tested positive for the disease, eh?
	If the animals were expected to make a full recovery, don't fucking worry about it, eh?
	Great documentary about Das Boot I saw in Canada.
	It's called Alla Boot Das Boot.
	3-1, Amy Siskin made my feet.
	I love this when my enemies pop up elsewhere in my life.
	Petit Nikoko, which is a Japanese girl who's red-pilled and a new mom.
	I'm not simping.
	Fuck you.
	She's a popular tweeter and she says fascist posting L's and then doubling down, which is what Amy does, the lonely bitch.
	Every time you see her post, too, she's alone with her dogs, alone in the country, alone somewhere, staring at flowers.
	And then she'll have a black friend and you realize, oh, it's a fundraiser where you gave the black politician tons of money.
	In other words, the only time she has friends is when she buys black friends.
	Austria is about to order a new lockdown, but this time only for people who choose to refuse a vaccine.
	Everyone else can get on with their lives.
	Right on.
	Austria is doing a lockdown only for the unvaccinated.
	Smart.
	And then the libertarian says, this is fascist.
	And then she says, sweetie, you don't know what fascism is, so stop tweeting.
	Oh, she became like a drag queen.
	Mandatory vaccinations are part of our lives already.
	It's because of ignorance like you that we didn't reach herd immunity.
	Oh, okay.
	Ignorance.
	So mandatory vaccines from the government are a necessary evil because people like you and me blew it.
	Oh.
	We dragged it out too long.
	Fucking didn't know that shit.
	Fuck.
	And we'll end this segment with a fucking doozy, eh?
	Vaccine inventor doesn't trust fake news.
	Fuck.
	mRNA vaccine inventor suggests collusion between CNN and Pfizer.
	Isn't that heavy shit?
	Why isn't that a front page story everywhere?
	This is not some random kook.
	This is the guy who worked on it.
	Zoom in on that tweet.
	Deconstructing the CNN Gupta Big Bird pediatric vax advertising.
	What is going on is that Pfizer is using CNN as a surrogate to advertise directly to children, thereby driving consumer demand to cause the USG CDC to purchase additional Pfizer unlicensed EUA vaccines.
	Zoom out, Ryan.
	That's way too close.
	This constitutes illegal marketing of an unlicensed pharmaceutical product.
	And he also says, they say in the article, he named Pfizer, he maintained Pfizer is pushing for vaccinations.
	This is huge.
	I didn't know this.
	While the drug is still in its emergency authorization status, because pharmaceutical companies will not be held liable for an experimental medication.
	So, while we're in this state of emergency, they can get away with putting whatever the fuck they want into our bodies because it's an emergency.
	Once we get farther down the line, they'll be culpable and they'll be a little more cautious.
	So, what they're doing is a fire sale.
	Let's get this fucking shit out now while we're still absolved of any litigation.
	Juicy.
	Spooky.
	That's literally spooky.
	All right, Ryan, let's go to the mailbag.
	Mailbag time.
	I've got a surprise coming up, folks.
	Don't lose interest yet.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	I got some bad news, Ryan.
	What's that, fuck?
	Um...
	My shit isn't updated.
	I apologize.
	I allopogize.
	Gee, dang it.
	I gotta do this before we start the show.
	Get this shit ready.
	It's weird, though, because I'll put in mailbag at censor.tv.
	That's the correct place to go.
	And then I put in the password, which is the same as my bank pin, which is 4861.
	Simple as can be.
	Don't tell people that.
	And then they say fail to authenticate.
	Then they hit OK.
	And then somehow magically, it authenticates.
	What do I do?
	I guess I should bring my new computer into the office, but I'm so excited to have it at home.
	I think it's time to do a switcheroo.
	It's very portable, you see.
	Those things.
	Yeah.
	I'm going to do a switch rue.
	Here we go.
	Okay, everything's back.
	That's my favorite video drop.
	You know why I heard that movie was so good?
	Because Ted, what's his name, is that guy?
	Oh, yeah?
	Yeah.
	That's why he so successfully played him on, what was that news show that he was on forever?
	Mary Tyler Moore?
	Because that's who he is.
	Hey, Gavin, the Orange Beanies are the Arizona Proud Boys.
	Don't believe me?
	Contact anyone in leadership or that was at WestFest 2021 because you met those guys there.
	Not all, but some.
	The beanies are what saved our asses because it was easy to prove we never went inside.
	All the footage shows the Orange Beanies leaving together before people were invited inside by DC police.
	Oh, interesting.
	Would you let this 9.6 piss on you on stage?
	Hey guys, check out this hilarious and totally gross video.
	So he's showing us the video we just showed.
	Sir, do you even watch the show?
	Yeah, do you even have a time machine?
	9.6.
	Are you fucking crazy?
	Isabella DeLuca is a 9.6.
	This is a...
	What would you give it, Rye guy?
	A doad.
	A doad?
	I feel like I'm a doad.
	I like making you uncomfortable by making you rate women, even though your wife doesn't give a shit, but you're such a pussy that you...
	I'll rate her as a 6.7.
	What?
	Or 7.2.
	Yeah, you're getting better there.
	I mean, she's got a strong jaw.
	Like, she's a well-structured face.
	She looks like...
	What's it called?
	Apriel from Sopranos.
	The one whose son.
	Richie Apriel?
	Richie Apriel's son.
	Yeah.
	Who messed with Christopher?
	Yeah, the mother of that, the older woman that's always friends with Carmella and her son, Jackie Apriel.
	So Jackie Apriel's baby mama.
	Jackie April's mama.
	Jackie Apriil's nephew's mom.
	This is too complicated.
	It's kind of a weird rating system because I recognize her.
	She's absolutely not my type, and I'm not remotely interested.
	So for me personally, inside my body, I'm like in the five zone, but I know that's mathematically incorrect.
	So I'll leave my body.
	I'll kill myself.
	I'll be floating above my body.
	And I'll say quantitatively, this is a 7.6.
	Obama had a nanny who was a tranny in Indonesia.
	Obama nanny was a tranny.
	Really?
	We all know that one.
	Is that ancient Chinese secret?
	When you're jumping rope, you sing that.
	Obama's nanny was a tranny.
	Okay, let's go to the first red flag, Ryan.
	It's just called Pelosi in the subject.
	Pelosi is scrubbing the bird.
	Wait, wait, why did I put a red flag on that?
	Nita Fashions.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Ryan, first congratulations to Ryan.
	We're very happy in our house.
	We are very happy in our house for your new baby.
	That's good.
	A foreign congratulations.
	No, he's got a normal American name.
	We are very happy in our house for your new baby.
	You're going to love being a dad, buddy.
	Second, I haven't had a reason to wear a suit in five years.
	My wife made an appointment to meet with Nita when they came to Denver.
	It was great.
	I can't wait to get my new suit and dress a little more age-appropriate.
	My wife tried to tell Peter where we found out about them.
	He smiled and politely interrupted her halfway through her sentence and said, Gavin?
	The other guy in the room being measured spoke up and said, me too.
	Whoa.
	I could have spent the entire day there.
	It was a very cool experience.
	Yeah, not only do you get measured, but now you go through all the swatches.
	Yeah.
	You feel like a king.
	You feel like a monarch.
	And they make you feel so at home.
	They're very nice guys, fun.
	They used to give you whiskey, but not since COVID.
	Which is weird because it's like, it's alcohol.
	You know what I mean?
	Right.
	Like every time you have a sip, you're pouring alcohol on the lid.
	You're sanitizing it with every sip.
	Below is the security cam video of the Liverpool cab bombing.
	Like you, I heard the driver jumped out of the cab, but he didn't.
	The cabby stayed in the car and was in there when it exploded.
	And he staggered out a few seconds later.
	He stayed in so he could keep hitting the lock button.
	Wow.
	Okay, you got to watch this fast.
	It's about to go.
	It's about to go.
	It's about to go.
	Okay, now watch this door closest to me because it's Britain, so the driver's side's on the other thing.
	That's him opening the door now.
	See that?
	And that's him getting out there.
	He's staggering, and then someone in a yellow vest comes and helps him get to the wait.
	They're with him there.
	Take him into the...
	You're at a hospital, dude.
	They're not taking him into the hospital.
	Maybe there's another door I don't see.
	So he's now out of frame.
	You see where that statue is?
	That's where he just disappeared.
	Now a fire starts.
	Fire start.
	And I got to say, people handle it pretty bad.
	It doesn't matter now.
	There's a dead jihadist in there.
	Go ahead and burn.
	I would just be worried about it doing that secondary explosion that cars do when it hits the gas tank.
	I guess that's probably like the airbags and the upholstery going on fire.
	But this random dude shows up.
	Look at this guy.
	What are you doing?
	I guess he's trying to see if anyone's in there.
	There's a bunch of body parts.
	Wouldn't it be cool if, like a lot of American Indian tribes would put arrows in you after you died so you'd be incapacitated in the afterlife?
	Wouldn't it be cool if that was true?
	And jihadists are just floating around with like a head and one hand?
	You get 75 virgins, but all you can do is finger them with your floating Adams family hand.
	Look at this guy.
	He finally shows up and starts spraying it.
	Dude, that ship has sailed.
	Why bother putting out that fire?
	Run.
	Get the fuck out of there.
	That secondary explosion, if it happens, might be a better explosion as far as jihadism is concerned.
	Anyway, incredible bravery.
	Thank you for that clarification.
	Someone wants to tell us about Heyjackass.com, which is a fantastic site beautifully documenting the Chicago crime epidemic with very well done graphics.
	22% killed, 78% wounded.
	Yeah, one thing no one talks about with all this black-on-black violence is our medical system, our doctors are so incredibly talented that just like war casualties, we don't really, the deaths don't really explain how serious it is because our doctors patch them up so well.
	Wounded and killed together is a better chart because you can really see the fucking numbers here.
	Zoom in on that chart.
	November to date, shot and killed 34.
	But shot and wounded, shot and killed, other homicide, irrelevant, right?
	Other homicides pretty irrelevant.
	And this is, wait, go back.
	Get the fuck.
	No, no, no, the chart.
	The chart.
	Yeah, that one.
	And that's 1018.
	So from October 18th to November 15th, 30 per day wounded, 30 day killed.
	Is that what it means?
	Oh, the total for the month, for the last 30 days, is 148 wounded and 70 killed.
	148 killed.
	More than two people a day.
	Wounded.
	Sorry, 148 wounded and more than two people a day killed just this past month.
	What a, like, what, if you care, everyone's focused on white supremacist Carl Rittenhouse, who took out the trash and killed two pieces of human garbage and blew the bicep off a cocksucker who was constantly beating the shit out of women.
	He's not going to be slapping, he's not going to be slapping women around anymore.
	So you focus on that, and this is totally and utterly ignored.
	Like that's, if you want to talk about racism, that's pretty racist right there, the way we ignore black on black crime.
	I think it's an attempt to cover up their crimes, but you're not doing them any favors by ignoring the fact that they're dying to the tune of over two a day in a city that's, I don't know, a third of the size of New York.
	Check out this video.
	Computer, what's the population of Chicago?
	According to the 2020 U.S. Census, the population of Chicago is 2.75 million people, which is a 1.6% increase over the 2010 U.S. Census.
	Computer, what's the population of New York City?
	According to the 2020 U.S. Census, the population of New York City is 8.8 million people, which is a 9% increase over the 2010 U.S. centers.
	Yeah, so it's a third of the size and has the same number of deaths or more.
	I mean, New York has just under one a day.
	Chicago's doing more than two a day, so maybe they're doubling us at a third of the size.
	Seems like a pretty hot news item to me.
	No, let's focus on some fats and some olds who died of COVID and two losers who got shot by a vigilante superhero.
	Men are cool and workplace safety is gay.
	By the way, I got a lot of shit for saying I don't wear seatbelts.
	Before you laugh at how stupid I am, maybe look it up.
	When seatbelts came out, yes, there was less fatalities, but there was way more accidents because people started driving more recklessly.
	So the latter canceled out the former.
	It's not just a given that seatbelts are good for you.
	Anyway, this is what this guy wanted to show.
	They lower them down over the water so they don't, if anything goes wrong, they just splash and they don't land on the fucking boat deck.
	I don't think this is the greatest example of how wonderful men are, but it's pretty good.
	I can think of 10 more examples of why men are fantastic.
	In fact, that's the surprise I've been saving you.
	Let's go over and just briefly discuss 10 things I love about men.
	Shall we?
	Yes, yes.
	10 Things I Love About Men.
	Yes?
	Yes, yes?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Number one, they want to work.
	I was taking a piss the other day, and there was some toilet paper sitting in there from a previous kid, I guess I don't know what happened.
	They blew their nose and threw it in there.
	And I noticed as I was pissing, wait, Ryan, this looks really cadavery blue like I'm dead.
	There we go.
	Yeah, that's better.
	And don't edit that out.
	Just leave that in.
	I like that kind of stuff.
	And I'm pissing on the toilet paper, and I'm sort of getting it off the edge of the bowl and into the middle.
	And they do this at urinals in Europe.
	They have little stickers of a fly on it because it keeps the piss in the thing because men will want to blast the fly.
	Like, even when we're doing something like pissing, which I'm going to try to avoid shitting on women this whole thing, but have you noticed they just sit there?
	Well, they don't have a choice, but they just sit there and blast.
	But what do we do?
	Even on our piss time, we're like working, trying to fix things.
	Like we always, we always want to make things better.
	Number two.
	They're good drunks.
	Now, drunk men have a bad reputation.
	We're known as violent.
	Thanks a lot, Boston, for putting us on that map.
	But generally...
	We're pretty good.
	Generally, we just get tired.
	We might say, I love you, man.
	You're the best.
	And then fall asleep.
	You'll notice when a guy reaches like 10 drinks, he's sort of scoping the party or scoping the bar or scoping wherever he is to see if he can find a place to sleep so he can crash.
	When I used to have Christmas parties a lot when I first moved to the burbs, I would get to a level where I needed to crash and I know the other dads were going to fuck with me.
	So I would hide like in a closet by the furnace.
	I'd find a place to curl up and go to sleep.
	That's what we do when we're drunk.
	Now, I'm not going to name any other genders, but there's certain ones that are ticking time bombs when they're wasted.
	At best, they're just annoying, like, his totes hilarskis.
	Ah, I know the basis from Jesus Lizard.
	Or they're like, what'd you just say?
	And I want to make something clear about the men when they go off.
	They're usually going off because of some sort of injustice.
	Like even the other night when I was shit faced at the show and I was throwing stuff at Ryan, what set that off?
	What set it off was he didn't know that All Gas No Breaks had changed their name and was now owned by our arch enemy Tim Heidecker, who we fucking hate because he got Sam Hyde canceled.
	And he's a cock and he works with Vic Berger, who sabotages people and is a cocksucker who doesn't contribute anything to society but sabotage.
	And it made me mad that Ryan didn't know that.
	And Maddie Odell, I've seen him go off the handle twice this week.
	He didn't hurt anyone, but there was two good reasons for two of those freakouts.
	100% of the time, he had good reasons.
	Number one, he was mad at Joe Tonelli for lying and saying, implying someone's going to get thrown out the window.
	And he said, don't put bass in your voice with me.
	You make up lies and then you say you're going to beat us up.
	I'm us.
	I'm one of the people in this bar.
	Let's go outside right now.
	And he actually went outside and waited for Joe to come out so he could beat the shit out of him.
	And he said, I won't kill you, but I'll hurt you really, really, really bad.
	That was one moment when Maddie went nuts and didn't hurt anyone.
	And then the other time was just last night where this black guy stormed out of the bar because he was mad at us because a couple of us were not familiar with the black national anthem.
	They were playing it at this football game and Maddie said, what the fuck is the black national anthem?
	And the black dude goes, you don't know your history.
	And he paid for his drink and stormed out.
	Then Maddie started losing it, saying, no, there's only one national anthem.
	They don't have a fucking problem with that.
	That's fucking stupid.
	He was getting all mad.
	So in all three cases here, when we have men being violent when they're drunk, it's justified.
	When women get mad when they're drunk, it's based on nothing.
	And those are much rarer instances than people would let you know, that people would be willing to admit.
	It doesn't really happen.
	Men don't really lose their shit when they're drunk.
	Okay?
	That was a very defensive one on this list.
	Number three, they don't talk shit.
	Joe Rogan brought this up.
	He said, the thing I love about men is they talk shit to your face and then they say really nice things about you behind your back.
	And that's the way we behave.
	We will, you hear about a dude who's not there and they go, great guy, great guy, hardworking dude, man.
	He puts food on the table for his family.
	He's a great guy.
	And then you see the guy and you're like, you are the fattest tub of shit.
	How do you, like, where do you get your clothes?
	Do you buy them online?
	Is that what happens with you?
	We're constantly insulting each other.
	My local, the guys next to me are constantly separating my back hairs to reveal my bald spot there.
	Not the kind of thing they would say behind my back.
	He's bald.
	But you get what I'm saying?
	That it's constant harassment and ball busting when you're face to face.
	And then behind the guy's back, they don't talk shit.
	Number four, they don't hurt women.
	Yes, I know there's some domestic cases.
	I don't want to make this a defensive one too.
	By the way, when you go to court for domestic abuse, you'll notice it's all Mexicans.
	But for the most part, men genetically abhor any kind of violence towards women.
	I was noticing this on the weekend.
	I took my youngest boy, my nine-year-old and his friend to SkyZone, which is like a trampoline place.
	And there's this thing where you stand up on these sort of like fat mushroom stools, and they're about four feet off the ground.
	And then with big foam, yeah, cylindrical things, you knock dudes off, like a giant set of Rolo chocolates.
	You knock the other dude off.
	And then I was watching them from afar, from a balcony, and I noticed that bigger boys, I don't know what the fuck 14-year-olds are doing at a kid's trampoline place, but whatever.
	They start getting up and they're knocking kids down.
	And I noticed my boy, I was very proud of him, my little alpha boy, was taking on the 12-year-olds and the 14-year-olds and jumping on them and even kamikazeing them off their podiums, their little stools, by just grabbing them and then jumping off and pulling them down.
	And it was fascinating to watch because you could see who alphas were.
	And the older boys were pretty cool too.
	They didn't retaliate.
	It was sort of like when you see like a little Cub messing with a bigger bear.
	They just sort of like, yeah, okay, you're a tough guy, whatever.
	And then something cool happened.
	I noticed girls started wanting to get in on it.
	This is all blacks, too.
	We're near the Bronx.
	And these black girls were, they were probably only a couple years older than my boy and his friend, but they were very tall.
	So they could have, the naked eye might think they're 13.
	And I noticed, I watched the other boys when the girls wanted to play, and I could see them just sort of like not want to get involved.
	Not like, get the fuck out of here, bitch, or no animosity, just like slowly turning away, not recognizing them.
	They were invisible because this was an aggressive game that involved hurting someone and trying to dominate them and become the alpha and be the one who can't be knocked off the...
	It was like four stools, so four king of the hills.
	And the women weren't invited because the men didn't want conflict with them.
	And I noticed, as someone who just punched a woman in the face about five times, it's about a year ago now, dude, I've never done that before.
	It was a sparring match.
	I felt weird for 30 hours after nailing her in the head.
	It's genetically improper.
	We genetically don't want to do it.
	Number five thing I love about men, they fix stuff.
	Just like that toilet paper thing where we're pissing and trying to get it going.
	When we see something is like loose, like say you sit down.
	Remember Cliniswood in Gran Torino?
	He sits down and leans on the dryer and it's like, and he realizes it's uneven.
	So he bends it over and he's he opens up the screw on the bottom there and makes sure that all four little pegs are level on the dryer.
	That's just the way we are.
	When something's broken, it bothers us.
	And we could be at a restaurant, we could be at someone else's house, but we just want to like screw that tighter or get a washer so that's not so yeah there he is that's men in a nutshell can we hear audio so he's I guess it's one of those things where you can you know screw out the bottom part and make it longer this is the scene where he goes good day pusscake because
	this joke here who is that again the burglar arm on his garbage can every night he waits until mary falls asleep and then turns off her side of the george burns holy shit it's george burns a young george burns where he's nearly 50.
	yes just like women we most of us are normal, mediocre intelligence, but we have the most geniuses over at one end and the most dummies over at the other end.
	And what's amazing about men is the dummies, who I totally revere.
	I'm not a fucking smart snob, probably because I'm stupid myself.
	But the dummies and the geniuses work well together.
	So the geniuses invent everything.
	Electricity, this microphone, everything in the fucking room I'm looking at.
	Planes.
	You get into a building, you sit down on a chair, and then it shoots off into the sky and takes you around the world.
	What the fuck?
	I don't understand in 90%.
	This machine behind me.
	I don't know what the fuck that is.
	How'd you make that?
	Oh, it's hydraulic.
	What?
	I don't get hydraulics.
	Oh, it's very simple.
	Just uses air pressure to make a thing.
	What?
	Making the machine that makes the other machines.
	Yeah, inventing things and invent things.
	Making machines that make machines.
	It's over my fucking head.
	What is that?
	A transmission or something?
	Is that an engine?
	There's an engine.
	I can hear you guys making fun of me right now for not knowing what the fuck is behind me.
	And I appreciate that.
	But when it all comes together beautifully is a skyscraper.
	You look at a skyscraper and you think of the above-average intelligence that, first of all, designed the building, but even like the plumbing system, how that's going to work, how they're all, the pipes interact.
	Like that's, that's the plumber side, and that is fucking Einstein-level genius.
	So you have that high level of geniosity at the top, all the way down to like the guy who's just lugging a bag of sand onto a thing.
	All of those, that whole bell curve of man works together to create this massive structure taller than the tallest tree that houses like a thousand people.
	What the fuck?
	That's incredible.
	We should revere that more.
	Like I said to my buddy at the gym, your South Bronx fucking class of black miscreants, bad kids, should come to this construction site and look at it every day and talk to the guys about what they're doing that particular time to develop some reverence for this.
	And I told you what happened, right?
	He said, we did.
	It was a program and then it got shut down by the woke mob because they said, oh, black kids are so stupid they can only do construction.
	Is that why you're taking them here?
	Outside of God and church, the next level down from that, we should be worshiping skyrises.
	We should be worshiping giant apartment buildings.
	Kids should be going there every day and paying their respect.
	Next time you go by a tall building, put some flowers down just by the front door to say, thank you.
	I respect this incredible feat of man.
	Number nine, they don't complain.
	How many times have you heard Crip Daddy bitch about his disease?
	You know what his disease is?
	Me neither.
	He doesn't talk about it.
	We don't know.
	We hear so much bitching and moaning about racism and sexism and homophobia and microaggressions.
	But men just tend to sit there and go, yeah, it sucks.
	I got to be in a wheelchair.
	Oh, well, at least I'm alive.
	I can handle it.
	And that's kind of why you see men constantly abused on TV and in commercials.
	The dad is always the idiot.
	You know why?
	Because he can take it.
	When they make the mom the idiot, like they used to in Three's Company with Chrissy and Edith in Archie Bunker, Archie Bunker's place.
	All in the family.
	All in the family.
	They get shit for it, and everyone freaks out and cries and has a heart attack.
	So now everyone just goes, all right, you know what?
	Man.
	Like, sort of like my house.
	My kids can fart in my face.
	I think it's funny.
	But if one of them farted on mom, they're in big trouble.
	That's not acceptable.
	We can take it.
	Few others can.
	And we don't fucking complain.
	How many times have you known, especially boomers, where the guy just died and you're like, what?
	He was sick?
	Yeah, he didn't tell anyone.
	Like Norm McDonald.
	How much did we have to hear about his cancer journey?
	Zero.
	He just walked down the street, didn't tell a soul, and then just fucking croaked.
	What a man.
	And number 10, they love women.
	And this isn't just the protective instinct I mentioned in number four at the Sky Zone.
	This is bigger than that.
	This is women giving birth.
	You've got the dad there, the mom's pushing and pushing.
	The baby comes out.
	It's a chick.
	You know, we're told by the feminists that men hate women.
	And they see the baby come out and they're fucking flabbergasted.
	They cry like a little bitch because they're so honored that via God, this woman, who's not sentient, you're right, she's celestial.
	This woman spoke to God and made a human come out of her.
	Zoop, magic, miracle.
	Goes back.
	It's probably happened 20 billion times.
	And there she is making life.
	What the fuck?
	And a man just hits her.
	He doesn't go, big deal.
	He holds it and he's crying and holy shit, I can't believe it.
	And the baby's, I can't believe it either.
	And he holds her and cherishes her.
	And that's what we're forgetting now because feminists have told us that men are women.
	And men, I mean, sorry, women are men.
	And women make shitty men.
	They're not good at it.
	They're like, I want to be James Bond.
	I want to be in action movies.
	I want to be the next Thor.
	And you're like, bitch, you made James Bond.
	You made Thor.
	You're the producer of the movie of life.
	And men ultimately recognize that and love and worship women for their elevated status as essentially demigods.
	And I love men for that.
	I wonder how he feels about that song now.
	Can I take a piece of you across the state line?
	I think it's a, we got a fun bet there.
	400 bucks if he gets nothing, and you have to drink half a glass of bourbon if he gets anything.
	Anything at all, right?
	Like probation even?
	Of course, yeah.
	Stakes is high.
	Well, $400 is a lot of money.
	So we're not going to be throwing that around.
	That's right.
	Robert Lindsay, multiple naked dudes.
	Why is Robert Lindsay's tweet dated 12-11-2021?
	Is he from the future?
	Is this some Twitter time date stamp nuance I don't know about?
	He's talking about that perverted professor who was saying that a lot of girls like getting molested at a young age.
	And the reason his time stamp said 12-11-2021 is because in Britain and Canada, the date and day are reversed.
	So November 12th is 12-11, 2021.
	Here in America, we go month first, so it's 11-12, 2021.
	Right?
	This is right.
	Hey, Gavin, at 3001, the judge talks about the Proud Boys in the Rittenhouse case.
	Yes, we covered this.
	It's actually after 3001.
	The Proud Voice evidence.
	You know, at this point, I don't know, and perhaps you have other information which I don't know about, but I don't know whether there was a prearrangement to meet these people or if there was an awareness of who these people were.
	I have to tell you, I've never heard of the Prop Voice before this case.
	And you cited this paper, and I'm not going to reflect on it.
	Whether they're a hate-inspect group or whatever they may be, there's just a spectrum of groups in this country.
	That seems to be more everyday, but I don't think it's for the courts accepted the most appropriate circumstances to be making determinations, and certainly not on the basis of an article in the newspaper in Seattle,
	about what an organization is.
	But assuming that these people are a known group that is inclined towards violence, and particularly violence of a particular type directed against particular people, there's still no suggestion in the evidence that's been offered to me that this was anything other than a happenstance occurrence.
	And even if that isn't true, what the scope of the defendant's understanding was.
	Boring, boring, boring.
	So we already covered this.
	He said, even if he was in the Proud Boys or any other group, you'd have to prove that their agenda was to go out and shoot people, and he was carrying out their agenda.
	And he said there's nothing wrong if they wanted to take him out and make him feel good, and they liked him and stuff, and having a couple beers.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	Pretty cool.
	Yeah.
	God forbid you should go out for beers with a guy whose life is about to get flushed down the toilet.
	Not in my world.
	I bet that he gets Oscar-free.
	All right, last letter.
	34 and pregnant.
	Hey, Gavin and Rye guy.
	Great show.
	Big fan.
	Sorry, let me just be clear here.
	Great as in all caps.
	Okay.
	Great show.
	Big fan.
	Just found out I'm pregnant as of 24 hours ago.
	So this is a letter from a birthing person.
	My husband and I are in total shock as this was not planned.
	We both have great careers and I can even take a year or more off to take care of the baby while my husband works.
	We're financially stable and having a baby is a miracle, blah, blah, blah.
	However, we are pretty bummed about everything we are giving up.
	We had plans to travel and see the country and make more money.
	I had plans to buy him tickets to Formula One race.
	All of it is gone.
	Everything will change and it kind of sucks.
	Give us a confidence boost and tell us it'll be fine and we need to suck it up.
	Like you more than a friend.
	Why can't he go to a Formula One race?
	Yeah, don't you have grandparents?
	You could let him watch.
	He's too close to the time.
	He can go see Formula One.
	You got nine months.
	And why?
	Yeah, you got nine months at a good point.
	And you can see the country in nine months.
	Easy peasy.
	Go get a, there's a rent to RV thing.
	It's kind of pricey.
	But just go tour the whole country now while you're Prager's.
	Yep.
	And I'm of the mind of like, I've already seen a waterfall or something like that, but it's showing your child something new for the first time is, it feels even better.
	Trust me.
	Like, I don't even, I don't yearn for anything.
	Trust me, you're now an expert on kids.
	Believe me.
	How old's your kid?
	Like a day?
	Well, I'm a guy who had some plans in my brain.
	You know, I said, I want to travel.
	You said if I fire you, you're going to join the military.
	That's not plans.
	You got nothing going on.
	Then I thought against that, and I said, probably not, frankly.
	But look at this little girl looking at a waterfall for the first time.
	Okay.
	It's very nice.
	You know, kids can't remember anything before, like, five.
	Oh.
	So you're wasting your time.
	Never mind then.
	But show the clip.
	Oh, okay.
	It was deleted.
	Okay.
	So that's a waste of everyone's time.
	So yeah, I don't know what you're giving up.
	And this whole like plans to make more money, what do you need money for?
	Oh, wait, this is it.
	Our parents had us when they had fuck all.
	I shit on the boomers a lot.
	Oh, there she is.
	That's all going to be erased.
	She's having a fun day.
	Yeah, I'm hard-pressed to figure out what you can't do.
	And even that woman on SNL, you really couldn't be on SNL if you had a kid?
	Really?
	It's on Saturday nights.
	I think you'd be okay.
	You're right.
	Get a babysitter.
	You can still have a comedy career.
	It's really weird how women say, I absolutely couldn't have a career if I had a baby.
	I think that's because a lot of women who have babies no longer want careers.
	So they assume that the two are mutually exclusive.
	But Ruth Bader Ginsburg had plenty of kids.
	I don't like it per se, but I also think that once you have this kid, your whole talk about like, we wanted to see the world and make more money will sound fucking retarded.
	And you'll laugh at it.
	But I don't see why you can't do both.
	Anyway, last one, Ben Crump rigged the Zimmerman trial.
	Dear Birds, which are bald eagles.
	Crump, that's our buddy, by the way.
	I didn't know his name till today.
	Ben Crump is the guy who went...
	Crump cut his teeth on witness tampering in the Zimmerman trial, putting on the fat retard girl as Trayvon's girlfriend, who was on the phone with him as Zimmerman stalked him.
	She was not Trayvon's girlfriend.
	Just one problem.
	That bitch wasn't his girlfriend.
	Oh, there we go.
	And didn't witness anything except the inside of a Pringles tube.
	Documentary filmmaker is another ex-InfoWars host, Joel Gilbert.
	Oh, yeah.
	Great movie, but then told story of Trayvon's troubled life.
	Yes, we covered this on the show.
	We're supposed to get him on the show, and he pussied out.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Why would an InfoWars host be scared of controversy?
	Oh, and it's the first time I ever heard Zimmerman speak in his own defense.
	And then he links us to the Trayvon hoax documentary, which is one of the best documentaries I've ever seen.
	There's crump.
	And it's frustrating to watch this because you're like, why couldn't law enforcement do this?
	This guy, Joel Gilbert, went through every text Trayvon ever sent.
	You see Trayvon going from middle-class, relatively stable black kid to gangster.
	And his friends going, dude, what's happening to you?
	You're going down a bad path.
	And he covered it all.
	All right, let's get to the final video.
	This is a fun little palette cleanser.
	Nobody died.
	Nobody got, well, someone got hurt.
	But it's fun to see people get hurt.
	John Cleese pointed out the reason women aren't funny is because good humor requires some mean-spiritedness.
	You got to be kind of mean.
	You got to want to hurt people for comedy to work.
	And this is funny because someone got hurt.
	Hit it.
	He gets out of the car and poof.
	How does God feel about this?
	Are Christians allowed to laugh at this?
	Because I'm laughing.
	And goodbye.
	Really bats him out of the way.
	The fact that he dropped a thing is way better.
	It literally puts a punchline to it.
	Boom.
	Would they be mad if I laughed there?
	He's in like Bolivia or Brazil or something.
	It's not one of our people.
	That's it for today's show, folks.
	Tomorrow we are off to Compound Media to do Compound Censored.
	Thursday, we've got the live show.
	Ryan's back now and things will be running smoother, I hope.
	And then Friday, we're back to this because you deserve at least five GOMLs a week.
	We may do an emergency live stream if we get a verdict about Rittenhouse from now to then.
	It'll be weird to wait till three days to do a show, although we can talk about it on tomorrow and Thursday, obviously.
	But yeah, Clown World has our priorities all wrong.
	20 black men in America are dying every day.
	We have major crime problems here.
	We are focused, however, on COVID, like obesity too.
	We have health problems too.
	We have obesity.
	We have black crime.
	They are destroying America.
	We have these leftist lunatics that get away with murder, literally.
	And then we have the media and the left's focus, which is Kyle Rittenhouse, white supremacy.
	What?
	Like, Kyle Rittenhouse is the most open and shut self-defense case I've ever heard of.
	And white supremacy is the least relevant, least omnipresent thing today in 2021 that there is.
	It's literally less dangerous than snakes and spiders.
	So we're a bunch of scared bitches freaking out because there's a spider in our bathtub and we want the state to come and take it out.
	Well, no.
	If you have a spider in your bathtub, first of all, I wouldn't kill it.
	But if you don't want a spider in your bathtub, kill it yourself.
	That's where we're at in this country.
	We need more do-it-yourself DIY behavior.
	Less asking the media and the state what we should do with our time.
	Because once we hand over our facility to someone else, some fucking bureaucrat, you know what they do?
	They throw you in the wood chipper, they grind you out, they get your vote, they get your money, and then they throw you in the garbage.
	Don't allow them to do that.
	You are in charge of you.
	You are in charge of your destiny.
	You are in charge of your own body, your own health.
	You call the shots in this country, not them.
	So get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.

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