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Nov. 15, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E54 - MULTIPLE NAKED DUDES

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	That's Nightingales from Birmingham.
	They were a band from Birmingham.
	Oh, shut up, wallet.
	God damn it.
	That's starting to piss me off.
	What's more inconvenient, losing your wallet once?
	Or having your tile in your wallet go doodley doop, doodly doop, didle doop, every fucking time you sit down.
	It's getting on my noise.
	Anyway, the Nightingales are from Birmingham, and they were a band never went anywhere.
	Late 70s, 79, toured with the clash.
	They're part of that whole revolution.
	They kind of remind me of the fall.
	Very weird band, really sticks in your head.
	Very cool, cool band.
	And there's a funny comedian named Stuart Lee.
	He's actually kind of woke and anti-free speech.
	So, you know, you got to handle that with your artists.
	You're not going to get them politically aligned.
	And us free speechers don't demand that 100% of the music and art and comedy we listen to entails people who think exactly like us.
	That's the other side does that.
	But he's got a really good...
	Is it the tile?
	Yes.
	Did you hear it?
	I can't hear it.
	Dude.
	I think the battery's dying since it does that so much.
	Really?
	No, it's not as audible.
	It's really fucking driving me bananas.
	And I lose my wallet like once every five years.
	I don't think this is worth it anymore.
	I haven't replaced the battery on my keys one in way too long.
	I have a sneaking suspicion you don't lose shit that has a tile on it.
	Right.
	If you've had enough foresight to get a $30 electronic to help you not lose it, you just don't lose it.
	It's like insurance.
	You're not a loser.
	Get out of my way.
	You're a loser.
	It's sort of like when you drive without a seatbelt, which I do all the time.
	You drive better because you're not protected.
	You drive without a seatbelt?
	Yeah.
	That's dangerous, but good thing.
	With respect to Mr. McGinnis, because the law is different with respect to him.
	Thanks, Turtle Judge.
	Turtle Judge.
	That's going down now.
	It's looking like I thought he was going to get nailed on the drug charge, I'm the drug charge, the gun charge.
	But according to the New York Post today, I'm drifting through Miranda Devine's article, and she is Devine.
	He regards Kenosha as my community, which was an interesting point, the whole crossing the state lines.
	His family lives there.
	He works there.
	He's a Kenoshan.
	And that also justifies him being there because people were invading his community.
	It's not like I went from New York City.
	He did not carry a gun, quote unquote, across state lines.
	Jesus, I've never heard the term state lines before.
	Actually, I did.
	They talked about Proud Boys getting arrested for going to different rallies in different states because that's crossing state lines.
	So this, I've seen the egg of this before it hatched.
	But it is a weird fucking creature.
	State lines.
	Everyone's talking about state lines.
	I used to have a place in Eldred, New York, and I would talk to gun owners there who were fucking spooked because they're in PA, which has fairly good gun laws.
	And then if they take a wrong turn, they're in New Jersey or New York.
	So they're constantly crossing state lines in that part of town.
	The tri-state area.
	Here's the important part, though.
	The AR-15 is kept in Kenosha in a safe.
	Nor was it illegal for a 17-year-old to possess a gun in Wisconsin.
	The court has heard.
	She's bitching about Joy Reed, who's always bitching about white people and the media, not aware that she is white and she is the media.
	But yeah, to get back to the Nightingales, I never really heard them until recently.
	They remind me of the Minutemen, double nickel on a dime.
	Great band.
	And there's a great dock called King Rocker.
	Now, you may know King Rocker is the Generation X song, where Gen X didn't like the Clash and the Sex Pistols, and they weren't there to smash the state.
	They wanted to get pussy.
	That's some of their my favorite band.
	They weren't political.
	They just wanted to be pinups.
	Punk was popular, so they were punk.
	So anyway, they have a song.
	Stop, stop.
	I just want to detangle the web here.
	So they have a song called King Rocker, and it's about this fantasy they have of John Lennon and Paul McCartney fighting Elvis Presley to be the King Rocker.
	That's got nothing to do with this.
	This documentary is about the guy you just heard going, a doodle-dee, a deedle-dong, a deedle-doodle-dee, deedle, a deedle-dong.
	I forget his name, Robert Lloyd.
	He had a couple of bands, and this documentary is about how this band never took off.
	Never went anywhere.
	This was an exit from what was Birmingham New Street Station.
	It's now called Grand Central Station.
	And I used to walk out of here once a week and Stuart Lee has gotten.
	The curse of British Pints.
	Deep fried Mars bars.
	Anyway, scroll ahead.
	There's a funny part in it here.
	There used to be a gorilla in the center square that Birmingham hated.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	Stuart Lee, that's the guy.
	Have them.
	They're still going from the late 70s till now, four decades.
	But see if you can see them having.
	No, no, no, you're right there.
	No, don't go backwards in fucking time.
	They're eating lunch together.
	What did you do?
	You were there.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Go back a cunt.
	Hair.
	When I pegged it.
	Go back a little bit.
	That's the guy, Robert Lloyd, that you just heard.
	Lloyd kept that group going for over four decades in the face of commercial and critical indifference.
	I always used to think that when I pegged it, all of a sudden people would buy the records and pretend they liked us all along.
	But I begin to worry that what if I peg it and they still don't buy the records?
	What if I pegged it and they still don't buy the records?
	Speaking of Northern England, bit of a fuss in Liverpool.
	A black hack driver is going to a fucking match.
	I know I'm not doing Liverpool.
	I can't do Liverpool, so I'll just do like East English.
	He's mucking about, right?
	He notices in the back, we've got a fucking jihadist.
	And the jihadist has got a bomb.
	And he goes, the cabby goes, what the fuck are you doing?
	And he goes, I'm going to fucking blow up this women's soccer match?
	Women's hospital.
	Is there a woman's hospital?
	What the fuck?
	It was some sort of specialized hospital in Liverpool.
	And the cabby goes, no, you know.
	Cabbies, by the way, British hack, hack, black hack drivers, they're not like the cab drivers here in New York City where they're all from Lahore, Pakistan.
	They tend to be old school dudes who have to pass this incredibly difficult test.
	That's probably why they're predominantly locals.
	But anyway, he said, no, you know, he jumps out of the cab, keeps it locked, refuses to open it.
	The dude detonates the bomb.
	The cab driver gets injured, but he lives, and obviously the suicide bomber dies with the taxi.
	It seems the taxi driver realized his passenger was a terrorist, blah, blah, blah.
	So he locked his taxi and kept the bomber inside, sacrificing himself.
	No, but he lived.
	Levels of base, the likes of which the world has never seen.
	So that's the guy there.
	He stopped a major terrorist attack.
	Not unlike the cab driver in Scotland who kicked a terrorist in the ball so hard that he broke his foot.
	Well, those poor balls.
	Those poor jihadi balls.
	There was several guys.
	That was the guy.
	He had a car full of explosives.
	He drew it into Glasgow airport inside the airport.
	The car made it in.
	Then he runs out.
	He's on fire.
	And all the Glaswegians started kicking the shit out of him.
	As John Smeaton said, don't come to Glasgow looking for trouble or we'll set about you.
	And they did set about him.
	They beat the shit of the guy while he was on fire.
	And then someone started a fund to buy John Smeaton a pint and it ended up going up to like 100,000 pounds.
	It's a lot of pints.
	That'll do me for two weeks.
	But there was also a cab driver there in Scotland who kicked the shit out of one of them.
	Anyway, that's exciting and some good news.
	Isn't it fun to get good news?
	On a good news day, I was watching the Rittenhouse trial today, and the charges are just getting smaller and smaller and smaller.
	First degree reckless endangerment seems to be what he's looking at.
	That could be probation.
	And I was talking to John Kinsman up in Bear Hill, thanks to the magic of JPEG, where you can email prisoners.
	And he said the probation bill was passed.
	So he's looking at five years probation.
	This probation bill says if you're good for 30 days, we cut off 60 days.
	No, sorry.
	If you're good for 30 days, we cut off 30 days.
	So if you're a good boy for two and a half years, your five years probation is done.
	More good news.
	The good news is...
	Wait a minute.
	Joe Rogan said that he cries when people eat animal dicks.
	Something like that.
	Okay.
	I cry too if it's mine.
	A lot of tears on Fear Factor.
	What was up with this guy?
	Stuart Lee?
	Yeah, that's the guy you just saw.
	That's him before he had a pint.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah.
	He's a strat pig nad.
	Dude, work out.
	For fuck's sakes, man.
	Ryan and I are jocks.
	Correct.
	We're at the gym every fucking day getting ripped.
	And my body, I'm still kind of fat from booze, but I'm getting like an Alex Jones barrel bod.
	That's a great bod.
	Dad bod, which you want in your early 50s.
	It's a perfect bod.
	If only I could get my wife to relentlessly lust it.
	I told you what happened the other day, right?
	Did I talk about this?
	She goes, you got to get out of the house.
	Do we have electricians coming?
	No.
	And I opened the sheets so I'm bare naked.
	And I go, you mean so they don't see this?
	And she goes, ugh.
	Ugh.
	You mean, mmm.
	Too bad I can't have a little nibble right now.
	Gay.
	I mean, that's how I feel about my wife's naked body.
	It's like Fred from Brooklyn said at Cumia's party once.
	He's like, we're both looking over at his wife, who's like 65, and he goes, been married 35 years, and I wouldn't mind eating her outrucking now.
	Oh, yeah.
	Remember that guy?
	He's missing a bunch of fingers and toes.
	He grew up as an orphan in New York City.
	A lot of the ONA audience are just missing limbs.
	Poor Pat from Menaki got his fucking leg removed.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	You know, when I lived in Williamsburg, there was a guy who would give us the finger every day and say, fuck you, because we're cars.
	So he would give all the cars fingers.
	My kids are in the car, and they're getting the finger, and they're like four and six.
	So I talked about on the show, and then Fred goes, tell me where that is.
	What the hell just happened?
	I googled missing fingers thinking they would be healed.
	And some of them aren't.
	Okay, there's a lesson.
	Woo!
	Ah, yeah, yeah.
	Ow.
	So he said, where is that guy?
	I told him he's on Kent Avenue.
	It's at 8:30 in the morning.
	It's always here.
	He has a sign on his bike that says, no more cars.
	He goes, I'm going to take care of it.
	I never saw the guy again.
	Isn't that weird?
	Damn.
	Could be bullshit.
	Could be heavy shit.
	Speaking of heavy shit, I did Chrissy Mayer's show last night.
	I think I'm going to get it and put it on our site.
	But like at one point, I was saying the word nigger the same way I always say it, which is in the context I just did.
	I never say it in a racist way.
	I just, if I say the word, I'm talking about the word.
	You know, like 99% of America.
	And she goes, okay, I go, but at one point they said, can you stop saying that or something?
	And I said, faggot nigger about 10 times in a row, just because I thought it'd be funny to see beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
	And so I said, when you send it to us, include the beeps.
	And she goes, oh, I don't beep it.
	I just cut it out.
	Oh, man.
	You go, what?
	You cut it out?
	So what does that mean?
	There's a jump cut?
	So I'm like, well, a lot of people have a problem with the word.
	And the reason is, like, what happens?
	You just seal it or do you cut out the entire conversation that comes to and leads from that word?
	And it's ironic because we're talking about censorship the whole time.
	So we'll see how that plays out.
	I'm not going to put up a show where we have censorship.
	I'll censor that.
	But we talked about Mark Maron.
	Did you see it?
	Mark Maron?
	Yeah, we had a lot of callers that were baby monsters calling in.
	And it's funny because it's a live stream and they're constantly like getting good at it, if you will, and the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	And everyone on the panel was me, Gina Biscante, Ashton Birdie, and Josh Denny.
	And 70% of the comments were baby monsters.
	And I just have to kept saying, that's an inside joke from my show.
	That's an inside joke from the show.
	That's an inside joke.
	I mean, I can explain them if you want to know why the bird is, which is the bald eagle, but.
	It's like it's not up quite yet.
	It's an inside joke.
	No, they're still working on it.
	A little editing.
	Everyone else is not like us.
	We bang out a show a day.
	Boom, boom, boom.
	It's ready that day.
	Rittenhouse trial.
	Look, you can see the New York Post.
	Joe Biden will be discussing that in a second.
	Even Dems dislike Biden.
	You can see it's Monday, November 15th, 2021.
	Even Dems dislike Biden in latest devastating poll.
	Who's left?
	Only four to ten in own party strongly approve GOP's largest lead over Democrats in 40 years.
	A good.
	Finally, on the subject of Gav, altcensored.com.
	I don't know what that is, but they copied, they mirrored my YouTube page.
	So all my YouTube videos are there with the counts maintained.
	Damn.
	And I thought 46 million views.
	I thought this was interesting.
	If you go to the page 15, I did a show with Vice a long time ago called Do's and Don'ts and Friends.
	And I would sit down with celebs, celeb pals, back when I had some, and we would look at clothing and talk about it.
	Oh, there's Jay Johnson, Mr. Show's Jay Johnson, the guy who was at January 6th and had the FBI kick down his front door and take his phone and his computers and all this shit, even though he wasn't in the Capitol.
	Oh, shit.
	And there's the Jackie and Deborah guy who went on to be Bob's Burgers, the mom and Bob's Burgers.
	But anyway, Vice had censored the audio on YouTube, so you'd click on those and there'd be no audio.
	But you click on it now and the audio is back.
	Nice.
	And I don't have that original footage.
	I don't get it.
	Wild.
	Maybe there was some sort of layer on top of the thing, like a filter.
	So when you went to get the audio, you couldn't get it because of copyrights.
	But the actual source file, which they somehow tapped into, had it.
	Click on it.
	Click on like the Johnny Knoxville one.
	Wait, what was that I just saw?
	It's cool Jack Pesobic.
	So it's a different Jack Pesobic from the Jack Pesobic we usually see.
	That's right, Gavin.
	Well, you know, I wear a beanie and I do like to go hockeying and skiing.
	I'm cool Jack Posebic.
	Oh.
	Well, Jack Pesobic himself is pretty cool already.
	Right, but I don't really tap into the kids.
	I'm more about family and taking care of yourself and being politically active.
	But the kids like, yeah.
	So I do hip-hop.
	Edgy alt Jack Pesobic.
	Yeah, I rap now.
	Okay, what's with the coat hangers behind you there?
	Oh, yeah.
	That's for when I expand my wardrobe of cool clothes.
	Right now, I just have this.
	I'm wearing this for like three weeks.
	Okay, if you're going to display shirts, display them there.
	Not weirdly wrinkled above a shelf.
	It sounds so besobic, though, when you think about it.
	Or not.
	I'm Obic, Jack Basobic.
	No, I'm not.
	I love the guy, by the way.
	But yeah, click on one of those celeb ones, Mo Roka.
	Can you imagine any of these people speaking to me?
	Whatever I've been a Mo Roka.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	It's before I had slick back hair.
	What does that say?
	Man fucker?
	That's good.
	I haven't heard this since 2004.
	You watch sneakers.
	I don't know if I approve of it.
	Or even lower.
	Maybe 2002?
	What's that guy?
	20 years ago.
	Holy shit, that was 20 years ago.
	Looks exactly like him.
	The one out.
	Sierra, Sienna Miller.
	Holy shit.
	What's his fucking name?
	He looks like the guy from Coldplay.
	I don't know who was dating Sienna Miller.
	He never has your balls uncovered around Johnny Knoxville.
	He's a famous actor.
	Ooh, that helps.
	Wait, does he get you?
	He looks like that.
	He gets me every day.
	And he's pretending he doesn't know who a celebrity is, and he's waiting for the review to do his balls.
	You've cast me ashore.
	I don't even know who he is.
	Judd Nelson?
	No.
	Oh, he used to go out with...
	He's English.
	By the way, all the jokes I had about this are ruined, but now I just want it.
	It's so stupid and simple.
	He's the talented Mr. Ripley.
	Who's he thinking of?
	What?
	That was two American guys.
	Philip Seymour Hoffman and Winston Matt Damon, right?
	Yeah, but then there's the little English dude.
	Oh, for five.
	I don't know.
	Isn't it Judd Hirsch?
	Well, we have to think about it.
	We're both going to look like schmucks.
	We have to.
	Not that we don't already.
	No, you can't IMDB it.
	And I can't get online here.
	And you're just looking at the time.
	Am I doing that bad?
	I'm doing that bad.
	Come on, we got to get it.
	No, it's...
	I don't know who Shanna Miller is, but I know I can do little British guys.
	He used to go out with Katie Frost or Sadie Frost.
	American.
	He's English.
	He was married to Sadie.
	LA people know every fucking celebrity.
	Handsome girls.
	I was introducing the hands, so be comfortable with my hands going all around.
	Genius.
	This guy's been punching guys for a long time.
	Look how poor.
	I must be 30-something.
	In 2002, I was 32.
	My age.
	I was your age.
	I make fun of you for being naive.
	Look at my balls just begging to be tapped.
	People are.
	Balls, dude.
	They're just going, they, you know, they're wishing they could call us.
	They're wishing they could call us, and we answer the phone, and their fist comes through the phone.
	There's more prepping.
	Keep going.
	We can have a little collage of the guy's face.
	Fuck!
	I can't believe you can't think of it.
	I'm not even close.
	You're way closer.
	Should we come back to it?
	Yeah.
	Oh, God.
	Is he ugly?
	No, he's a handsome guy.
	And he's tall.
	Nah, he's about 5'8, 5'11 at heels.
	Oh, Jude Law?
	Jude Law!
	There we go.
	Sorry, bro.
	I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.
	You know what?
	That's totally off topic, but I've been thinking a lot about the common black complaints you see from white blacks like Eddie Gloud and Joy Reid.
	Basically, their lives are like being a very tall person.
	Like their complaints.
	We couldn't, didn't have the luxury of the myth and the legend because we were always telling people that we were 6'7 and having to answer questions about whether we played basketball or not.
	We were always having to crouch when we got into a restaurant, worried about hitting our heads.
	It's a tough life being tall and black.
	Also in the news, still going good news, Jacob Wall is out of control with this To Catch a Predator shit.
	I can't believe no one thought of this before.
	Let's take the To Catch a Predator blueprint and apply it to DC.
	Do you remember, Ryan?
	We were at a hotel.
	It was for some rally.
	I was with Milo and Laura Loomer.
	And we were with a chick.
	It was Stephanie Hayes, and she said, I don't like DC because it feels haunted.
	Oh, that was fast.
	Yep.
	Stephanie Hayes.
	Yeah.
	Whatever happened to her?
	Is she still around?
	I think she's like about to get settled down and maybe start a family.
	Right now she's like auntie girl where she likes her wine.
	She likes hanging out with her niece.
	She's hitting that 20.
	They have a niece.
	There's some sort of child introduced into their life and then they're on it.
	Yep.
	How's your child, by the way?
	Great.
	I was cracking her up.
	I couldn't believe that.
	Do you have that footage?
	I think I do.
	The beauty of your kid is you can show her face until she's like five.
	Because she's just a cute amorphous person.
	Because they have a different face every year.
	Right.
	Yeah, you were killing.
	I was destroying her with Santa jokes.
	Pretty advanced humor, too, for a baby.
	Like, I don't think 10-year-olds know that Santa's fake, but she already does.
	How Chinese can a kid be?
	Santa's a lie.
	The presents come from your parents.
	That's why it says Mattel on them.
	She's laughing at your bit.
	Obviously, people get cars for Christmas.
	You think there's an A Ford manufacturer in the North Pole?
	Obviously not.
	It's all a giant lie.
	Oh my God, I just had one of the stupidest thoughts of my life.
	What's that?
	It was only a millisecond, but I thought, I bet Caroline being around a baby, all that is going to make her want to have a baby.
	What?
	Well, you're kind of right, but in a redundant way.
	But we do want another one.
	Cuckoo Redundo, California.
	Does that work?
	I don't know the part.
	Redundo.
	Redondo.
	But what's Redondo?
	Redondo Beach.
	Okay, so Redundo Beach.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Maybe I should bring my boogie board for your Redondo Beach trip we just took.
	So yeah, Stephanie Hayes said, I feel really uncomfortable in this town.
	We were looking out the window, I remember, and I was like, dude, that's creepy and true.
	When you're in DC and you're high up and you're looking down at it, you're just like, it's like towards the end of any Ghostbusters movie.
	You just see like, noodle, doodle, doodle.
	Like there's spirits around, man.
	There's so much soul selling and crime and corruption that you just, and it's mostly left.
	So Jacob Wall puts down his Ghostbusters trap, and it's a young girl and young boys, too.
	And guess what happens?
	Noodle, doodle.
	The slimers start coming out of the woodwork.
	And he's got like two dozen.
	I sent you an email about it that summarizes it all.
	Yep.
	But like Joe Biden, press staffers, what is this?
	Thursday, press conference set to expose Chuck Schumer staffer, White House Doctor, and others caught.
	Plus, display more than 50 pounds of pedophilic paraphernalia seized in the sting.
	50 pounds.
	Like a substantial weight to lift Of butt plugs and condoms and porn and fucking amyl nitrate.
	So that's cool, isn't it?
	Exciting?
	That's insane.
	Yeah, I believe it too because he's been delivering.
	What do you mean you believe it?
	Are you one of these Project Fairy Test skeptics?
	That footage.
	That's too much.
	That sounds like too much.
	Like when somebody says 10 terabytes of child porn, you're like, what could that possibly?
	I don't have 10 terabytes of my entire life.
	Yeah, I don't think I've seen 10 terabytes of movies.
	Of anything.
	It's so weird when they say that.
	But yeah, look at all this shit.
	But he's been delivering it.
	Have you got a sizzle reel?
	Look at these.
	Those losers.
	You could just tell.
	There's gay face and there's pedo vest.
	Can't you just, and I think they dress like kids to seem more harmless.
	Where do you get that sweater?
	Pedotin?
	Doesn't it have like a weird like Casey and Finnegan, Mr. Dress Up, Mr. Rogers, I'm a friendly guy, Captain Kangaroo look?
	Hey, buddy.
	Come on over.
	I'm a friendly guy.
	So has he put together a sizzle reel that I'm missing here?
	Let's see.
	Let's see.
	So far, just pics?
	Ooh, got a guy with this shirt.
	They're really going on.
	I think a guy came over nude.
	Poppers?
	Binoculars?
	Because DC's so disgusting that there's like at least there's trepidation when you normally see this show.
	But when you're in hell, like DC, they're like, they've already done it 14 times that week.
	I can go to his YouTube because he has had a lot, but I see some naked dudes.
	That's different from the other naked dude that was there.
	So multiple N Ds.
	Multiple naked dudes.
	Should we call the show that?
	We could.
	Multiple naked dudes.
	All right.
	Let's start the show.
	Are you ready?
	I am.
	Can you make a, you should, that's on your homework assignment, have a thing called Let's Start the Show.
	And it's got like a monster truck and a flag and a vroom.
	Absolutely.
	Okay.
	What's this?
	This is a super cut.
	I love super cut.
	Love me a super cut.
	You like my fing balls, don't you?
	I like everything about you, especially that nice round ass.
	I am nine inches and very thick.
	Yes, I know you have everything that I sent over.
	I understand that.
	Well, help us understand what leads you to come here today.
	Tell us, explain, help us.
	I mean, we're good listeners.
	Let's consult me now.
	Well, I know you're not talking to us.
	That's not up to us.
	Maybe you should take your time.
	Maybe have a doughnut.
	Explain to us what was your plan here?
	What did you want to do?
	Do you often have sex with teenagers?
	No.
	Have you done it before?
	Dude, just run.
	Never once.
	I can't believe I'm helping Pennsylvania sweat.
	Run.
	I don't think they have the cop element, which is a thing that was always a staple in Catch a Predator proper.
	Yeah.
	Where is the they leave?
	You're free to leave whenever you want, and then the cops get them.
	This is they get to live with their shame for a little bit, and I guess it catches up to the shop.
	I guess they probably send it to the police, right?
	Right.
	Let's ask him.
	Another spark of your show.
	This is exciting.
	He's just coming over a cold.
	Like a trooper, he sent in his episode.
	Okay.
	Like a care, I sent in my don't.
	Oh, we have your entire YouTube over here, too.
	That's censored.
	What do you mean?
	We also have those vids.
	Hey there, Gavin.
	Good morning.
	Good morning.
	Hey, you're on the show.
	You're live.
	Quick question.
	We just watched your super cut of the most recent Predator stuff.
	Are the cops waiting for these guys outside?
	Well, with season one, they were not.
	Now, with season two, which we just got done filming, the plan was that they were also not going to.
	But then one of the Pedos stuck around.
	He first tried to warn other pedophiles that were showing up at the home.
	And then he called the cops on himself to try to look like a good Samaritan and said there was an underage teen offering herself her sex in the home.
	And the cops knew there wasn't something right.
	We handed them the transcripts on the spot.
	They arrested him.
	And then for the remainder of the operation, they participated and basically videotaped them coming in and out of the home and then arrested them around the corner and coordinated evidence with us.
	So for this one, they did.
	In fact, we were very lucky.
	And for season one, did you send the police the info afterwards?
	Yes.
	And Arlington County PD has an open investigation on a number of the predators, including the federal judge, as does the Department of Commerce Office of Inspector General, which is the parent agency of USPTO, the Patent and Trade Office,
	that the judge works for.
	So that sprouted a number of investigations.
	Huh.
	Okay, cool, buddy.
	Thanks.
	Good stuff.
	All right.
	That brings us to the war on kids, does it not?
	I think it has to.
	I think we have no choice.
	The moron kids.
	All right.
	Hello, man.
	I had a text page upgrade.
	Who wants to pan my bag?
	We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
	Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctors.
	Actually, I might steal a page out of...
	Oh yeah, this is it.
	Just listening to that Trump thing there.
	Go to 1.9.
	I'm listening to Joy Reed talk about how evil and stupid we are and how paranoid we are.
	And it's funny when you hear the left and you go, yeah.
	Yeah, that is what's going on.
	That is when they say something outrageous and you're supposed to be insulted and you're like, nope.
	Specifically, she said, the Republican Party is all aboard when it comes to stoking the anxieties of conservative white suburbanites to maintain control.
	Yeah.
	That's what's going on.
	We are stoking anxieties.
	Now, the difference between Joy and I is I think those anxieties are justified.
	We saw a graphic novel last week Wherein a lesbian was sucking off another lesbian strap-on dick, and it was in the school library.
	Now, the argument they're about to deliver here is that our kids are looking at porn anyway, and this is all a lie so they can kill black books.
	She says we're trying to get rid of Toni Morrison.
	Toni Morrison is a great author.
	She's a very talented black woman who wrote a lot of really good books that everyone wants to read.
	And no schools are trying to fucking cancel Toni Morrison, you lying cunt.
	We're trying to cancel pornography.
	Go ahead.
	Welcome to the Republican Party of 2021.
	Yes.
	Our future dystopia is already here.
	Agreed.
	The Republican Party is all aboard when it comes to stoking the anxieties of conservative white suburbanites to maintain control.
	Especially now that Glenn Young...
	Like, we want to maintain control of our children.
	She thinks it's the GOP controlling the White House or whatever.
	No, parents want to maintain control of their children's education because when we don't, when we turn a blind eye, we check back in and you don't just have porn.
	You have hidden figures as a documentary.
	You have the Black Wall Street as a fact.
	You have all of these bullshit lies, including the George Floyd bullshit and Trayvon Martin and all of these fake stories of cops shooting black kids for sport.
	You have all that crammed back in.
	And we have to get in there and untangle all your bullshit like a bunch of Christmas lights that just were pulled out of storage.
	So yeah, we want to maintain control of our destiny and not let you fuckers.
	Look at this white bitch.
	Bourgeois immigrants from Africa, the elites come here.
	They live the life of Riley.
	They send their daughter to Harvard.
	She's not too smart.
	So she just studies film, which is like, how do you get an F?
	I didn't like Star Wars.
	Okay, A plus.
	I love Star Wars.
	Okay, A plus.
	I don't fucking know.
	That's her degree.
	That's her Harvard degree.
	And all she does is bitch about me.
	You were the black attorney general.
	Was that stoking fears of racism?
	Is that how she got elected?
	And buoyed by a little book banning.
	Can you imagine, as somebody who wasn't a Republican statewide elected official, coming into office with your platform and your closing argument being, I will ban Tony Morrison books.
	At that point, don't you then have to follow through, right?
	You took the Trumpian pill.
	You got to.
	Banning Tony Morrison is not a thing.
	Did it happen once?
	Possibly.
	99% of the books we want to ban are fucking pornographic.
	We don't want them banned from the public the way you do.
	Go to Amazon.
	I'm not saying this literally, Ryan.
	Go to Amazon and look up when Harry Became Sally.
	It's gone.
	What is this?
	This is just about the book?
	It's the Banned Books Project.
	Now, they've banned 1984 and Brave New World.
	In 2007, Kentucky parents raised concern about violence within Beloved.
	Beloved was taken off.
	So that's A Place in Kentucky in 2007.
	In 2012, Beloved was in the list of banned books.
	This is not a pattern here.
	2016.
	Say it was Moral Sewage.
	I've never read Beloved at all.
	Actually, no, I did read Beloved.
	That's her most popular book.
	So yeah, we have three cases of this in the past 15 years.
	That's not what critical race theory is about.
	No one is worried about Toni Morrison's beliefs.
	And by the way, Toni Morrison did grow up in a racist America.
	This is not, we're worried about the new shit when you're bitching about a place where you're basically treated like a very tall person.
	We're not talking about civil rights violations like Toni Morrison experienced.
	She's old as hell.
	We want to ban critical race theory in porn.
	And we don't want it banned from society.
	We don't want it used to indoctrinate our children.
	Grotesque images of rape, murder, and sexual abuse are recurring throughout the book.
	Okay, so now we're getting the whole story.
	I think high school students should be reading images of rape, murder, and sexual abuse.
	It's important.
	Maybe like 16 and up, not fucking nine-year-olds.
	All right, that's enough.
	Speaking of academics, go to 1.7.
	This is slightly old news.
	Oh, no, not this one.
	This one isn't old news.
	But you'll notice a pattern here.
	Just like their cozy sweaters, academics who talk about pedophilia tend to want to fuck your kids.
	Yes, most kids are not harmed long-term by getting molested.
	Did you know that?
	Wow.
	Wow.
	This is an interesting new theory.
	I know a guy who was blown in camp.
	Believe me, I've done my very best to go kill this person or make him suffer.
	I shouldn't say that, legal problems.
	I've done my best to make sure this person was pursued by the justice system.
	And it was deemed impossible.
	And eventually, when you're trying to help people, things are out of your hands if they don't want your support.
	But this guy made it very clear to me that if he ever gets terminal cancer or his wife dies or something like that, his first on the to-do list is to go track down this dude who's in another city and blow his fucking head off.
	This is because he was blown when he was 12.
	This guy is like 32 now.
	It's not Ryan.
	I've heard that a million times.
	How many times have you heard about a guy chasing down a priest from the 80s and trying to kill him for what he did 20, 30 years ago?
	It is deep, the trauma from child molestation.
	And to trivialize it is Downright sociopathic.
	Anyway, go back by college.
	Most kids are over it.
	Ever talk to women who got molested?
	Yeah, they're not fans.
	In fact, their sex life changes permanently.
	I dated a woman who was molested as a kid, and the only way we could have sex was very violent and disturbing.
	And she wanted to be publicly humiliated, too.
	Like in the grocery store once, I slapped her with some pita bread because she got the wrong kind.
	I wasn't particularly enjoying it, but that's what turned her on because intimacy had been completely ruined.
	So any sort of hugging, loving, that was wiped off the map.
	So we had to go above that and I had to slap her around and fucking throw her on the bed.
	It obviously didn't work out long term, but yeah, they don't get over it and some like it.
	Now, that is an idiotic and insane belief.
	But imagine having an idiotic and insane belief and writing publicly about it with pride on Twitter.
	I've met, I think, six adult women who got molested and liked it.
	I don't like you, Robert Lindsay.
	And by the way, I don't believe you about those women.
	I think the woman, let's say they exist and you're not lying.
	The six adult women who got molested, it was some sort of slightly uncomfortable sexual experience they had that might be seen as molestation in retrospect, but actually wasn't.
	It was consensual.
	And they're saying, I kind of like the danger of it.
	That's not molestation, you fucking pig.
	Let's go next with him.
	Where is he at?
	California State University.
	Talking to kids all day.
	That's his job.
	And then what does he write about?
	What's the next one?
	Most child molesters are not pedophiles.
	Let's download that.
	Is sexual attraction to female minors normal among males?
	Sounds pretty normal to me.
	Problems in the diagnosis of OCD.
	Subtypes of pure OCD.
	This guy is on the spectrum and he's a fucking pedophile.
	And then we have this ghoul.
	What?
	Total ghoul.
	Yeah, look at the way he's sort of like having trouble figuring out the camera in the photograph.
	What is this now?
	Now, then what I do is screen, then I hit click, and then the picture's taken his ass.
	Glasses are fogged up.
	All Marxists dress the same, too.
	They're all like day four of house arrest.
	1-8, this is an ancient Chinese secret.
	But this weird chick who's taken so much testosterone, she has pubes sticking out of her face.
	She wants you to know, non-binary professor advocates a destigmatized pedophiles in New Book.
	And then, of course, she's pictured next to our famous, our most, our favorite child sex defender, Noah Blatarski.
	Blatsky.
	Blatsky?
	Oh, I thought that was a lock without his makeup.
	No.
	Locke is brown without his makeup, Brian.
	Oh.
	Keep going down.
	I wonder if they'll have the Alien Walker.
	There she is.
	Question.
	I use the term minor attracted person or map in the title and throughout the book for multiple reasons.
	First of all, because I think it's important to use terminology for groups that members of the world.
	Hold on a second.
	Just stop.
	What the fuck is happening here?
	So a lesbian decides she's too masculine to be a woman, right?
	Takes a bunch of tea and then becomes the most effeminate man in the entire country.
	That's like me saying, I can't do this anymore.
	I'm a woman.
	And then I show up here the next day.
	I don't have any facial hair, but I have this same hairdo and a suit on.
	And I'm like, hey, what's up?
	I'm a total fucking tomboy.
	I want to go boxing.
	You're like, okay, you didn't really move the dial very far.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, here is a butch woman.
	Here's a normal woman.
	Here's a normal guy.
	Here's a very, very, this is the line, but by the way, between many women.
	Here's a very, very butch woman.
	And here's a very, very effeminate dude.
	She went that far.
	Why bother?
	It's like, I fucking hate it here in America.
	And you live right on the border of America and Canada.
	And then you move 40 feet to the Canadian side and go, yes, I finally made it.
	I went from Watertown to fucking Ottawa.
	Yes, I'm free from that hellhole.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Go back to Alyen.
	Alan?
	Oh, it's Alan with a weird spelling, right?
	Which kind of makes my point.
	Ailen.
	You're not really an Alan.
	You did all that from Alyssa to just become Alan.
	And map advocacy groups like Before You Act have advocated for use of the term map.
	They've advocated for it primarily because it's less stigmatizing than other terms like pedophile.
	A lot of people, when they hear the term pedophile, they automatically assume that it means a sex offense.
	Yeah, they always think it's negative.
	Why does everyone think negative when you say pedophile?
	What's the problem?
	I'm not a murderer.
	I'm a life remover.
	I just want to murder people.
	I'm a sociopath who has no feelings and no empathy.
	I dream every night about slitting people's throats.
	I just don't do it.
	It's stigmatized.
	And I'm the bad guy?
	Just because I'm dying to kill your entire family in their sleep?
	And that isn't true, and it leads to a lot of misconceptions about attractions toward minors.
	I've definitely heard...
	What?
	Our?
	Oh, so she's admitting she's one of them.
	Attractions toward minors.
	True, and it leads to a lot of misconceptions about attractions toward minors.
	No, about attractions.
	I've definitely heard the idea that you brought up, though, that the use of the term minor attractive person suggests that it's okay to be attracted to children.
	But using a term that communicates who someone is attracted to doesn't indicate anything about the morality of that attraction.
	This is a new pet peeve of mine.
	It's people reading, pretending they're not reading.
	With the little eyebrows like this.
	But being a minor attractive person, anyway, that's got nothing to do with what she's actually saying.
	Let's go to 20 because Joy Reed just said that you and I don't want Toni Morrison read by anyone.
	And that's what this is all about.
	Racism, of course, because she's black.
	And CRT doesn't actually exist.
	And then we had our buddy, what's his name?
	Steve Zalzberg.
	I've hung out with him before.
	Malzberg.
	Yeah.
	You want to hear something crazy about him?
	Yes.
	He's scared of elevators.
	And when I was doing my old show, we were on the ninth floor.
	And I go, so, and he goes, is there stairs?
	I go, no, I don't think so.
	I think you got to take the elevator.
	He goes, can you have someone to come down with me and then take me up?
	I go, okay, I guess I could get Garrett to go down.
	But what's Garrett going to do if you guys get stuck?
	They'll hold you close and sing to you if we get stuck.
	The only person that could help you is Superman.
	And even that's going to be pretty complicated.
	I guess, say that the elevator just started plummeting.
	Superman could hold you like this underneath him so all the shit fell over his head and didn't crush you.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	Because you can't go down with the elevators.
	You're going to have to go through the roof of it.
	Let's hear this Rhode Island teacher talk about CRT.
	Look how hideous Whoopi Goldberg is.
	Is that a one or a two?
	It is not being taught.
	Critical race theory is something that is taught in some law schools.
	It started in Harvard Law School.
	That is the truth of it.
	The view on the views, critical race theory, is that it does not exist.
	And that's consistent with the media's mantra in the aftermath of the research.
	I love Steve Mahlsberg, by the way.
	I feel bad shitting on him, but doesn't he look like a cartoon caricature of Steve Mahlsberg?
	Like, you know that puppet show, Spittin' Image?
	Yeah.
	He looks like Spittin' Image did a Steve Malzberg.
	If Spittin' Image did him, it would just be regular.
	Yeah, they would un Malzberg Malzberg.
	He has an exaggeration of his own features.
	I love his shotgun, though.
	What's that?
	The Malzberg?
	Oh.
	Just now is Ramona Bessinger a teacher for over 20 years.
	She's currently in Providence, Rhode Island.
	And there she is.
	And Ramona, I want to let the viewers know we're taping this during school hours.
	And you are not in the classroom teaching the kids in your school.
	You're being punished, I guess is the word, basically, for daring to tell the truth about what's going on in our public schools, yours specifically.
	Start from the beginning.
	What did you speak out about and why?
	I spoke out against the curriculum, basically our previous curriculum, which had lots of diversity, lots of multicultural materials.
	I spoke out about this whole other racialized curriculum that has come into our schools.
	That person who was speaking earlier is 100% correct.
	We're not teaching critical race theory.
	It's implicit in the culture.
	It is implicit in all the reading materials.
	It is implicit in all the projects that the kids are doing.
	It is causing great harm and racial divide and hostility between children.
	And it really has to stop.
	So, hold on.
	I don't think she's expressing herself very well.
	What she's saying is the old ways included a lot of diversity and multiculturalism, and it was not the white way only.
	It had a lot of nuance, and it included, of course, slavery and the American and all that stuff.
	Then they changed it, and they made it about oppressor and oppressed.
	And that's what she has a problem with.
	I want to interrupt.
	So you're saying that technically there's no, okay, class, time for critical race theory.
	So they could claim it's not being taught, but it's melded into the curriculum, in your view.
	So it's being taught just by other things that are being taught.
	It's in there, correct?
	That is correct.
	It's in the narratives.
	You know, my buddy Ricky, she's a girl.
	She went to see black Klansmen.
	This story is about three years old or so.
	And she goes, it was really uncomfortable.
	It's a really shitty movie.
	It's a stupid movie, too.
	It's all about a black guy who joined the KKK.
	He didn't.
	He called them, said he was white.
	They arranged a meeting, and then he sent the white guy to go do all the dirty work.
	So a black guy made a phone call.
	Anyway, she said, after the movie was over, oh God, those cars are beautiful.
	Everyone got up and all the black, it was like half black, half white, the audience, and they were staring at each other.
	And she said there was just incredible tension and animosity.
	And it was whites spooked at their past, I guess, or this version of their past.
	And then, oh, that's David Duke.
	And blacks furious at whites for their disgusting, horrible background.
	Which, again, this is Spike Lee's interpretation of the past.
	So Spike Lee was generating hate.
	He's a hate group.
	He created hate where there was none.
	That's what the SPLC does.
	All of these groups that do hate monitoring are manifesting hate.
	Will Sommer, Christopher Matthias, Jacob Wall.
	These guys foment hate.
	Fucking losers.
	All right, we don't have a interstitial for this, but I would be remiss if I didn't cover Kyle Rittenhouse.
	So let's pretend there's a Kyle Rittenhouse thing going on.
	Kyle Rittenhouse, Rittenhouse, in the middle of our street.
	Rittenhouse.
	I don't know.
	This is a great channel to follow.
	Oh, yeah?
	I hypocrite.
	I hypocrite.
	Oh, I follow him on Twitter.
	This is just a prosecution would be a great Halloween costume.
	It's sad we just missed Halloween.
	Wow, yeah.
	You get a faux hawk, a Star Wars pin, some HM, shitty gear.
	What's the turtle doing?
	59th in Sheridan.
	this is 27 minutes long, but it's all the moments that people look funny.
	Well, Armstrong.
	Armstrong.
	Some questions.
	To try to better understand what was coming off, but this is him explaining he gets long hate messages on his phone.
	I'm not saying that it didn't happen, but I wasn't chasing the defendant.
	This is a good one.
	You were running after him?
	No.
	No.
	Okay.
	What about the video of you running at him?
	And you said in the text, I just need address.
	Do you recall that?
	Yes.
	Why did you need the address of a location you already missed?
	I just wanted to pinpoint it on the Google Maps because GPS, because you know, with all the roads were closed down in Kenosha, I just wanted to know the best route to drive there with Dominic.
	But you just told us that you drove past here every day up and down Sheridan.
	Why did you need to?
	The roads are blocked in this competition.
	Kyle didn't defend himself well here.
	When you have a destination, like say this studio, right?
	Even though you know how to get to it, if there's a bunch of roadblocks, you put it into your GPS.
	So when you get detoured, you can still see what you have to do to get back.
	And you can see how far away you are.
	And if you get discombobulated, it recalibrates you and shows you your destination.
	They were trying to frame it like he had always planned to go there and it was a hit that maybe the Proud Boy set him out on.
	There's a hit going on.
	I noticed even on the right, though, there's this discussion that he never should have been there and that was stupid.
	Really?
	Didn't you say defund the police, we can police ourselves?
	I thought that's what the left kept screaming at us.
	Okay, he went to police his neighborhood.
	Fuck your state lines.
	It's his neighborhood.
	Isn't that what we're supposed to do when you get rid of the police?
	In the most recent thing where Proud Boys tipped over that van that had Antifa shit in it and riot gear, which they said was an ambulance.
	The media said was an ambulance.
	They go, where are the police?
	Where are the police?
	You said get rid of the police.
	Then you started burning down this guy's community.
	So he went around there to provide medical aid and put out fires.
	He was also armed because it was a dangerous situation.
	What's the problem here?
	I was a little disappointed with our friend Sam Roberts' take.
	It was a nice cold take, Sam.
	But he said, he said, you know what?
	He's an asshole because he went out with a gun and blah, blah, blah.
	What do you think is going to happen?
	But it's like, you know, if you stay home, that doesn't make the bad guys stay home that are burning down your town.
	If your town's being burned down, you're not going to go help people.
	And by the way, he wasn't there to shoot people.
	He was there to help and provide aid.
	So I don't think he's informed.
	It's pussies.
	I mean, Sam Roberts is a great guy, but he's also a pussy.
	He's never been in a fight.
	He likes to watch men fake fight in a ring.
	But when was the last time he had bloody knuckles?
	He doesn't understand the world we're living in.
	And he's a bystander.
	He's a critic.
	He's on the sidelines.
	He's not in the fray.
	If you're remotely close to the fray, you need to be armed and you need to fight.
	And sorry, that's just the way it is.
	This guy was defending his community.
	And even helping the protesters by giving them aid.
	He was just helping anybody who needed help.
	Yeah.
	He should have just stayed home.
	Just stay home and let your town burn.
	No.
	No.
	That's a pussy way to live.
	I'm not even from Wisconsin.
	I was getting really mad that they burned down that 100-year-old store.
	Oh, yeah.
	It was terrible.
	And then this family, they owned another store that got burned down, just like a wife and husband, and fucking just gone.
	And they go, well, it's insured.
	It's just property.
	No, something like 30 to 40% of retail businesses are not insured.
	They can't afford insurance.
	They didn't have insurance.
	Well, then they deserve to die.
	Okay.
	That seems a little rich.
	So I always said that Kyle's going to get four years just to prevent riots.
	But now it's looking like this judge might be ballsy enough.
	And if he gets away with first-degree reckless endangerment, it could just be probation.
	I don't fucking know.
	What's that?
	There's a map of all the different things happening here.
	Yeah, why?
	It's this weird, it's such a submissive cuck thing to say.
	You should just stay home.
	If people are burning down the community, just don't get involved.
	Remember that mayor, was it Baltimore, who said we need to give them room to riot?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	No.
	Look, there's rapists out on the streets.
	Let them rape a few girls.
	What are you going to do?
	If you get in there, there's just going to be trouble.
	Let them rape.
	You've got to get another system.
	Yeah.
	I don't believe so.
	But you decided you needed to run because of the fire in the Duramax?
	Yes.
	Why?
	What was so urgent?
	It was a fire.
	It was a fire.
	I don't know.
	You're familiar with them.
	They've been around since the cave days.
	Well before Caveman, but as far as our interaction, it's been roughly cave days.
	And I think we learned at a very early age that you don't fuck with that shit.
	Objection.
	Fire cooks food keeps you warm.
	Sustained.
	Fire under control cooks food and keeps you warm.
	What's this 1-4?
	Back in 1-4.
	Oh, this is a good meme that debunks the trope.
	If he was black, he'd be locked up already.
	How many times have you heard that?
	If he was black and he crossed state lines with a gun, he'd be dead.
	Really?
	What about Simpkins?
	Who shot four people, including a teacher?
	I don't know if they're all recovered, by the way.
	Remember one of them was in intensive care?
	Kyle Rittenhouse shoots three criminals in self-defense.
	Bail set at $2 million.
	I can't read it, Ryan.
	Harassed by state and the blankety blank.
	He brought a gun to school, released the next day, $25,000 bail.
	I think that's cheaper than Max and John had for fighting Antifa.
	I saw it, speaking of black privilege, I saw Deion Warwick's tweets have their own art show, I think at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
	Deion Warwick.
	Can you imagine if that was a fat old dude like, I don't know, Bob Seeger or Randy Bachman, them putting his things?
	No.
	That sounds awesome.
	Black privilege.
	Norm McDonald's should be in an art museum.
	This is, you know, people seeing through different filters.
	Oh, Shizmobin.
	Shizmobin's, if he was black, shake my head.
	Shake my effing head, excuse me.
	What is going on here?
	And they're pointing out how Kyle's right behind the judge, not handcuffed.
	The bailiff is across the room.
	This is the exact point in the favor of his innocence when Jack Pesobic posted the same thing and said, are you paying attention yet?
	Like, they don't treat him like a murderer because he's not a murderer.
	This happens all the time.
	If Kyle attacked the judge, they'd have a great case.
	They'd go, white people can do whatever they want.
	But it's sort of like this dude I saw who said, I was pulled over by the police and I had an illegal rifle in the back seat and they didn't search my car and they never found it.
	And I was like, and what did you do with the rifle?
	Oh, I brought it back to my dad and he was, it's his hunting rifle.
	I just wasn't supposed to have it.
	Okay, so the police were right.
	Right.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They got the right guy.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Or Jay-Z when he's like, yo, I got in 99 problems where he's like, the cops are pulling me over.
	Yeah, you're a crack dealer.
	Isn't he also saying, like, so you're just going to let an unhandcuffed man behind a judge?
	Because I know what I would do if I was behind a judge, not handcuffed.
	It's like showing your cards, my friend.
	Shizmabin is not known for their astute political analysis.
	They're better at just showing a car blow up.
	Yeah.
	Jesus.
	So this was the guy, 1-5, Andrew Sullivan.
	He's a good writer.
	He's been around forever.
	I remember him from at least 20 years ago, The Weekly Dish.
	And as he points out, the 2016 election, Kyle Rittenhouse, these are all the things they got wrong.
	The Covington Catholic Schoolboys, Russian collusion, the vaccines, bounties on U.S. soldiers, the lab leak theory, which they said was false.
	Jussie Smollet, which they said was real.
	The Pulse shooting, which they said was a conservative.
	They called him a conservative.
	Sort of.
	He was a Muslim and he killed homos.
	The Atlanta shootings, Hunter Biden laptop, inflation, the Steele dossier.
	And then he cites in that article, it's a great article, by the way.
	He cites the New York Times.
	And this is, I love when people compile all of these fake news narratives because when you find out that no one trusts the media anymore, you think, well, why is that?
	Because they earned it.
	They earned this skepticism.
	On August 26th, the morning after the killings, the Rittenhouse killings, the authorities were, this is the New York Times, he's quoting, the authorities were investigating whether the white teenager who was arrested was part of a vigilante group.
	His social media accounts appeared to show an intense affinity for guns, law enforcement, and President Trump.
	So, and then he leaves the quote, Rittenhouse's race is specified.
	The race of the many killed and injured were not.
	They were also white.
	Here's an interesting conundrum.
	How many people in America do you think think that Kyle Rittenhouse shot black people?
	Out of, say, 100 people who know about the case at all, know who Kyle Rittenhouse is, what percentage of those think he shot black people?
	13%.
	It's funny how 13% of those people are responsible for almost 60% of the bullshit surrounding this case.
	It seems wildly disproportionate, doesn't it?
	All right, we're running out of time, in a sense.
	Let's jump over to Proud Boys.
	Proud Boys don't start fights.
	They finish them.
	Proud of your boy.
	I'll make you proud of your boys.
	Proud boys, stand back and stand by.
	I had a lot of Proud Boys on Veterans Day ask me what the birthday of the club is.
	Right.
	And I looked up a bunch of stuff.
	There was the Tommy's Tavern meeting on September 11th in 2015.
	But I did an interview then.
	And in the interview, I'm talking about all the different chapters and Britain and all over the place.
	So it was definitely before that.
	It was in the fall.
	And I think I'm, don't quote me on this.
	I shouldn't even be saying it.
	But I'm pretty sure it was May 26th when I said on the Gavin Prime Minister.
	I can say that, yeah, yeah.
	Introducing the Proud Boys.
	Yeah, because there's a, Garrett was kind enough to send us the write-ups.
	Yeah, that's where I got it from.
	Yep.
	And the first mention listed there is May 26th.
	Right there.
	10.41 a.m.
	AM.
	Now I'm having him send me the actual episode so I can verify.
	I want to hear about pizza tits.
	Those are the worst tits there are.
	Correct.
	We know Clark Kemp, guy who did, what was it, four months at Rikers, fighting over a girl, and she had the worst.
	I can show you them.
	You can show the tits?
	You want to see tits that put my man, a proud boy, in jail for four months?
	You ready for this?
	And you know me.
	I'm not a titsnob.
	Oh, I got the pictures right here.
	You have the picture I'm looking for?
	Yeah, it's right here.
	I hate the tits.
	Classic case.
	I don't even mind what's her name's Tits.
	That chick who's super famous had the You Can Milk Me song.
	I'm a Cow.
	Doji Cat.
	Doji Cat.
	She's got more pancake because they have a round.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, these are probably pancakey.
	I just use pizza because it's a funny word.
	Here we go.
	Okay, this is coming over to you, Rye Guy.
	Should I airdrop it?
	You can text it.
	What about this?
	Gavin's iMac?
	No.
	Oh, that went to my desk.
	Yeah, texting it, it'll work.
	No, no, I'll.
	Hey, someone was asking me the other day, oh actually my kid, is Katsu your real name, or did you just put that in?
	My middle name.
	It's your real middle name.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I would just put that in there.
	I started using it not too long ago because it was hard to Google Ryan Rivera.
	And I was told maybe you should go back.
	That's true.
	No, I do.
	Sometimes I'll just fill out no middle name and just disappear into the Riveras.
	Into the searches.
	Oh, geez.
	Not safe for work.
	We'll wait for those tits.
	Oh, they're safe for work.
	Imagine doing four months at Rikers for those.
	Damn.
	I've told you the story before.
	Every time I bring it up with him, he sends me back an emoji going, her lifting up her tits.
	I mean, he could have been knifed in Rikers.
	Imagine you died for those tits?
	She's young, too.
	So those are the highest they've ever been and the lowest and they're the highest.
	No, the lowest they've ever been and the highest they're ever going to get.
	This is our Silverman joke.
	So the Prowboys were on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
	I didn't know Curb Your Enthusiasm was out.
	Brand new season.
	Four episodes in.
	Oh, great.
	There we are.
	I don't know if you're going to be able to do it.
	This is my favorite show.
	Look at this.
	My favorite show is cringing.
	He just got out of the optometrist.
	That hurts.
	Proud Boys are my favorite guys.
	It's the best times I've had in my life.
	And there he is cringing at us.
	My favorite guy.
	Cringing.
	My favorite guy cringing at my favorite guys.
	What a strange feeling.
	To be fair, he just got out of the optometrist, and the doctor left a pirate's booty on the floor, saw it, and didn't pick it up.
	So that becomes a really big point of contention.
	So that's why he's cringing.
	Not necessarily for the PBs.
	Oh, okay.
	Good.
	I misread the picture.
	Wait, the trans people are walking towards the Prowboys.
	I guess it's just like an overall rally.
	Shut up a green bitch.
	Oh, my gosh.
	What are you doing, man?
	I'm so sorry.
	So sorry.
	Look at this.
	Come on, dude.
	So sorry, I just came from the eye doctor.
	They dilated my pupils and everything's kind of, I didn't see you.
	Well, look at that.
	This is totally ruined.
	I can't believe this is happening.
	I'm screwed for today.
	What am I supposed to do?
	You can't wear that anymore.
	Would you go to an event like this?
	Oh, yeah, you got the rally.
	Yeah, I got the rally.
	You can't wear that to a rally.
	No, I can't.
	No.
	No way.
	Did you just get a sheet?
	No, I don't want to wear a fucking sheet.
	It's not a sheet.
	Anyway, this is a rope.
	Feel it.
	That's not...
	I thought it was a sheet.
	I can't afford to go get another one of these.
	But what if that's just temporary?
	You put a sheet on just for today?
	No, I'm not going to wear a sheet in spare time.
	I can't do that.
	That's total amateur, man.
	Yeah, you got to get that clean.
	This really is Jane.
	I'll tell you what I could do.
	That coffee really got on there bad, didn't it?
	It sure did.
	You know, usually with...
	I spilled coffee on my rug the other day in the middle of the night.
	Robe?
	No rug.
	Okay.
	Phew.
	And I was there nude, scrubbing away.
	My wife brought me vinegar, and we just made sure the coffee didn't take.
	And I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed with a shout and a cloth and a bit of a wet cloth, and we were good.
	White carpet, fine.
	So you could have got that out, dude.
	Yeah.
	I know it makes for a funny sitcom, but so we weren't really at a clan rally, were we?
	No.
	I mean, we were at a rally.
	No, no, I don't mean in real life.
	I mean in that scene.
	Because there was a trans person also there.
	Yeah, it was just a protest with two sides to dispute.
	But we could have been...
	I know this is absurd, but it's at least one in a million.
	We could have been protesting the Klan.
	True.
	The club would protest the Klan, sure.
	Speaking of which, okay, let's get serious.
	Somebody said that was you, by the way.
	And I was like, no, that's the guy that Gavin's LARPing as with his iron and resin this year.
	But he goes on to.
	If we're going to move on, I just want to point out this quick thing.
	He offers to dry clean it, and then there's this scene, which is kind of based, a little too based for myself.
	It's not mine.
	It's slow.
	That's hope.
	It's, yeah, it's a Klansman's robe, and I spilled coffee on it, and it's my responsibility, and I feel like, you know, I spill, I clean.
	If it's your responsibility, then it's your responsibility to take it somewhere else, because I don't want it in my store.
	I don't want to clean it.
	I don't want to touch it.
	Last time you came across a Jewish dry cleaner.
	Let me just say this, as far as Klansmen go, he's a decent Klansman.
	A decent Klansman is a Klansman.
	True, true, but you see what you're doing here?
	What you're doing is what they're doing.
	You don't have anything to do with this particular group.
	That's their mantra.
	And now that's what you're doing.
	This group hates me.
	I'm a Jew.
	I understand.
	You see this cheek?
	All right, look.
	See?
	See what I'm doing?
	I'm turning that cheek.
	Turn the cheek.
	Turn your cheek.
	Let's not be like them.
	See, this is why he's great.
	I would never think to do a cheek analogy.
	You see this cheek?
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	I really don't like this, but I'll do it.
	I really appreciate that.
	If there's any way I can get this robe by tomorrow, he's got big rallies coming up in Santa Fe and Tucson.
	Three o'clock tomorrow.
	By the way, you know anyone who owns a cow.
	We're in the middle of a city.
	The tip jar thing or like the donating to the Jewish community thing?
	Yeah, I don't think that happens too often, but okay.
	Thank you so much.
	Really appreciate it.
	You know what?
	I don't have any change.
	You know, it takes bills.
	Yeah, it's hard to stuff them in there.
	It's very narrow, I see.
	Not that hard.
	By the way, no starch, no crease.
	No starch, no crease.
	He's a great writer.
	But seriously, folks, the war on us, and when I say us, I don't just mean Proud Boys.
	I mean anyone who supports Trump.
	I've got a friend in Virginia who just had the FBI come by her house because she worked on Trump's 2016 campaign.
	That's it.
	No fucking Jan 6, no Proud Boys, no Oath Keepers, no online hate, nothing.
	She just worked on the Trump campaign.
	The FBI paid her a visit.
	I know of three people who have their bank accounts frozen.
	Nick Fuentes was just here in New York City.
	We should have done a sit-down interview with him.
	He was very busy.
	But I go, did you fly here?
	No, no, he drove there.
	Here.
	He drove here.
	And there's a rumor that he's banned from one airline because he started shit.
	That's the same as the rumor that Tiny Totze shot himself in the foot.
	Tiny was shot by Antifa, who shot several times and got him once.
	Nick is banned from all flying.
	Nick Fuentes, who sort of made a Holocaust joke a little bit involving Cookie Monster once and doesn't give a shit if you call him racist.
	That's basically his sins in a nutshell.
	He never showed it, by the way.
	I talked to Tiny on the phone.
	It couldn't have been a more unfortunate way to go through a foot.
	It went right through the heel bone, that whole heel thing.
	Look, you can see where it came out.
	You can see where it went in and where it went out.
	Here's the picture, a diagram.
	Oh, yeah, we did show the diagram before.
	Like, that's the majority of the heel bone.
	I bet he has problems for the rest of his life with that.
	And I hope the Antifa has problems for the rest of his life for that.
	But yeah, isn't that crazy?
	Like, please try to separate yourself from the politics.
	Someone with the political belief system that, by the way, was mainstream 25 years ago, like Obama was against gay marriage.
	He want the border closed.
	So did Clinton.
	So did Hillary Clinton.
	So he was basically liberal 25 years ago.
	Now Nick Fuentez cannot fly.
	He may not use air travel.
	Three people have frozen bank accounts.
	What the fuck is going on?
	And one of the main America First guys here on the weekend was black, and he was in the front, so he's in every photograph.
	And you could see the journalist at the New York Times going, I guess we're going to keep running with the, there's the guy, the guy with the headphones.
	I guess we're going to keep running with the black, with the multiracial white supremacy.
	Is that what we have to run with?
	Which brings me to Brandon Vaughan.
	Now, this guy, I talked about him before, he's a hoser, he's a redneck, he's down for whatever.
	When the Proud Boys started, or even before Proud Boys, when we were protesting things like Ilhan Omar and Linda Sarsour and all these Muslim groups, more like Canada's version of Tommy Robinson people, we had a lot of support from the JDL, the Jewish Defense League.
	And they would even do security at our events.
	And so we became close with them.
	We became close with them.
	And then one of the guys, not a proud boy, just a hoser, is palling around with him.
	He goes, I fucking love Israel.
	Fuck.
	I'm a total Zionist.
	I love Canada.
	I love the West.
	And that includes Israel as far as I'm concerned.
	And they go, oh, we're having a rally in D.C. Why don't you come down with us?
	He goes, fucking rights, I'll come down.
	So they, the JDL, flies Brandon to D.C. He's there hanging out with them, waving Israeli flags, having a gay old time.
	This Palestinian dude, I believe he's a professor, he shows up and he wants to fight.
	And he's screaming at them, fuck Israel, fuck you, bastards, you're bastards.
	And they're like, fuck you, dude.
	And then he gets in their face.
	He starts trying to grab their signs.
	So the JDL starts fighting him.
	He fights back.
	They beat him up.
	This guy won't let it go.
	He comes back later.
	He attacks Brandon.
	Brandon punches him, hits him to the ground, knocks him to the ground.
	The police see all this.
	They go, he's a troublemaker, whatever.
	He doesn't want to press charges.
	No, no, forget the press charges part, but this doesn't seem like a big deal.
	Then he's talking to the cops and he's hanging out there afterwards.
	I guess later, this Palestinian professor presses charges.
	Because Brandon wouldn't have been hanging out if he was arrested on the spot, right?
	So he was hanging out there.
	Later, the Palestinian presses charges.
	This guy, Brandon, goes back to Ottawa.
	And then later, he joins the Proud Boys.
	So now the hate crime thing is ramped up.
	He's facing 15 years.
	And the Canadian Jewish news and the ADL have completely disowned him.
	The people who flew him down there have no idea who he is.
	He's totally dead to them.
	They've totally stabbed him in the back and abandoned him.
	And the Canadian Jewish news here is going on the assault.
	So the JDL flies him down.
	And then when he gets in trouble, they turn on him, the same group I should say, turns on him and says, fuck this guy.
	And check out this quote at the end of that thing.
	Vaughn is well known in nationalist and anti-Muslim circles.
	Okay, that might be true.
	He describes himself on his Facebook page as proud Christian, proud loyalist, proud Canadian, proud Zionist, proud British.
	All right, everything seems pretty okay so far.
	He also shows his support for such far-right groups as La Muet, the Northern Guard, the Jewish Defense League, right, who flew him down there, and Proud Boys.
	This is the craziest part.
	Vaughn's pro-Jewish leanings seem to reflect the growing phenomenon of white nationalists and neo-Nazis aligning with some Jews on the right.
	Where'd you get white nationalists from?
	And then it gets worse.
	Go back to that article?
	In my views, there can never be a reason for any Jewish group to join hands with those philosophy, with those whose philosophy was and continues to be the elimination of our people.
	What?
	That doesn't make sense.
	So Brandon Vaughan, the Zionist, wants to eliminate the Jewish people, according to this fucking guy.
	15 years in prison he's facing.
	Now you go, the old me would go, whatever, the truth, you know, runs marathons, lies run sprints, he'll be fine.
	That was pre-clown world.
	So we're talking to lawyers.
	This was the guy, by the way, who the reason he knows that he had been arrested and he was on trial was it appeared in the local Ottawa Citizen, the newspaper, and it said, Not so proud now, are we?
	So the law enforcement tipped off local media before they talked to him and his lawyer.
	And we've seen this numerous times.
	We saw this with Roger Stone, right?
	The 15-minute stakeout.
	Here's another fascinating article.
	This is a great time to be on our side because the news is fucking interesting.
	The narrative is so far off, as we discussed earlier with that Andrew Sullivan article where he lists 16 things the media was wrong about.
	January 6th and Proud Boy's involvement is becoming a bigger one.
	This was, I didn't even know this.
	Finally, some good writing by, no, no, that's not it.
	Oh, you're still stuck in Brandon Vaughan.
	So none of the articles about Brandon Vaughn explain that when he was fighting that Palestinian, he wasn't a proud boy.
	That's irrelevant to them.
	The way it works, it's retroactive here.
	This is the article.
	Where are the neon-hatted proud boys?
	Now, Ryan, you and I have been around.
	We've been to a lot of national meetups.
	Go back to those orange hats.
	Do you recognize any one of these people?
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no.
	And Joe Biggs here on the corner is not wearing an orange hat.
	Wouldn't he know if this was a thing, if this was a Proud Boy thing, wouldn't he know to have worn the orange hat?
	So in this article by, what's her name?
	Julie Kelly, we discover that though Ethan Nordine are looking at, they've already been in prison for over a year, by the way.
	Oh, no, sorry.
	Their trial won't start till they've been in prison for a year.
	They're looking at May 2022.
	I'm sorry to laugh, but Ethan Nordine, Joe Biggs, still in prison, a couple of other guys, but no orange hats.
	So it's becoming clear that the orange hats are feds.
	Just like the kidnapping of Governor Whitmer, where 13 feds were involved in planning it and a few dupes.
	The January 6th Proud Boys event, when we said we're not going, they said, fine, we'll just put on a bunch of orange hats as feds and we'll be the Proud Boys.
	Yeah, first they were probably like, let's do yellow.
	And they'll be like, no, because we're going to get confused who's a fed, who's an actual Proud Boys.
	Why don't we do orange?
	That's a good idea.
	Well, check it out.
	Other video shows neon-hatted Proud Boys storming past the first police barrier on the west side of the Capitol, a breach led by Ryan Samsel after a brief conversation with Ray Epps.
	We've all seen Ray Epps, right?
	The Fed who would not shut up about how we have to storm the Capitol.
	Another indicted January 6th instigator suspected of government ties.
	That's Ray Epps.
	And getting close to the building, a restricted...
	Wait, I shouldn't have paused there.
	Let me start the sentence again.
	Again, we're reading women's writings, so they tend to have run-on sentences.
	Other video shows neon-hatted proud boys storming past the first police barrier on the west side of the Capitol.
	A breach led by Ryan Sampson after a brief conversation with Ray Epps, another indicted January 6th instigator suspected of government ties.
	And getting close to the building, a restricted area for which others have been cited for trespassing.
	God, ladies, you really got to work on your writing skills.
	I love you.
	This is a great article.
	But you write clunky.
	You have to kill your darlings.
	If you have a dash that has a whole other sentence in it, let's make another sentence.
	Archived footage shows these neon-hatted demonstrators bolting up a set of stairs against past police, again, past police near the inauguration platform.
	But while Biggs, Nordine, and two other Prowl Boys have been incarcerated since last spring, denied bail despite having no criminal record and being charged with only nonviolent offenses, none of the neon-hatted Prowl Boys have been arrested or charged.
	Of the nearly 1,500 photos posted on the FBI's most wanted list for January 6th, not one suspect is wearing an orange neon cap.
	I threw my pencil away.
	We should use this time to utilize our news.
	Oh, yes.
	You ruined it with your cursor.
	If you'll go to my getter account, you'll see I discovered a typo in Caddyshack.
	A video error.
	It won't load.
	What do you mean?
	Getter won't load?
	Getter loads.
	The post doesn't load.
	We say why?
	We wonder.
	And you tried everything?
	I tried both browsers.
	Maybe you got a log in on my phone.
	Let me log in here.
	You should always be logged in, Penis.
	I thought I was.
	What the fuck?
	Um.
	Yeah, plays on mine.
	That's the phone.
	Oh, now it's playing audio with no video.
	Oh, there it is.
	Anyway, this is all too much work.
	Okay.
	That's a lot of chatting.
	Let's uh let's uh move on, folks.
	Yeah.
	We'll do my pet bid another day.
	He really is fucked, though, isn't he?
	Okay, I have to.
	I just have to include this.
	Yeah, I got a show 2-3.
	Fucking 2-3.
	You're giving up on Getter?
	I'm still working on the Getter.
	It shouldn't be something you're working on.
	You're not hacking into the mainframe.
	Well, I'm glad I brought this up, too, because remember earlier When we were looking at that trans binary fucking lesbian, and she was doing that thing where she pretends she's reading, I'm at the point now where even Tucker, the greatest newsman of all time, I still can't stop looking at his eyes reading a cue card.
	And maybe it's because we work so hard on this show, but I just have had enough.
	Yes?
	We might be able to get the audio, but video code.
	Video trans coding?
	What the fuck?
	It's like coding, but with a dress on.
	Anyway, give up.
	I just can't look at people who are reading a script anymore.
	I think it's going the way of the dodo bird.
	So remember where you are there.
	What are you at?
	413?
	Go back to the beginning and watch this guy.
	He's not reading a cue card, and it just makes for such a much better show.
	It's trending now.
	I think it's suddenly becoming obvious.
	I mean, social media, a lot of chatter about it, that America has a real leadership crisis.
	And it's not just that its president Joe Biden seems to have dementia that's getting rapidly worse.
	So the best way to get something done, if it holds near and dear to you, that you like to be able to...
	Anyway.
	Well, we're waiting to get a lot done.
	Adding to the problem is that the person who would take over from him, if he can't go on, is his vice president.
	She's totally clueless.
	And it's not just that she's not doing a job like fixing the border crisis that she was asked to do.
	We're the laughing stock.
	Won't go near it.
	Check this out.
	Being asked during a briefing, I think it was last week by NASA if NASA could perhaps use its satellites to track down racist trees.
	Yeah, black people live in poorer neighborhoods.
	We're familiar with that content.
	And now she's on a visit to France.
	Okay, so anyway.
	If he is reading cue cards, he's a fucking genius.
	But go to Nancy Pelosi.
	Now, let me just stop here.
	We are the laughingstock, international laughing stock.
	Everyone is looking at our leaders, who are all senile, by the way.
	To go back to Megan McCain, she's wrong about a lot of shit, but she's right.
	Why are post-70-year-olds running the world?
	They won't give up their positions because they have dementia and they don't think, they don't know they suck.
	You know what my dad did, by the way?
	He was at a friend's house, drank three bottles of wine, and fell down the stairs.
	He broke his rib.
	No.
	Yes.
	And as my mother is explaining this on the phone, I can hear him in the background going, no.
	And I'm like, dad, I've had broken ribs.
	It sucks.
	Sneezing, laughing, getting out of bed, getting in and out of the car.
	They're all death sentences.
	They're all stabbing.
	But it's like a broken arm.
	If you hold it right, it doesn't hurt.
	So what's with the fucking screaming in the background?
	He goes, I brought this upon myself.
	I've nobody to blame but me.
	I go, yeah, no one's disputing that.
	Do you think you're being really brave and noble by taking the blame for drinking three bottles of wine and falling downstairs?
	Wow.
	Way to own it.
	Anyway, that's 70-year-olds for you.
	And then my mother goes, I've never been that drunk except for that time I was date raped.
	Remember that story?
	I do.
	She got so wasted, she decided that the locals had put rhohipnol in her drink.
	She wasn't actually raped, but it's called the date rape drug.
	They got through step one.
	I was step one of being raped.
	Okay, mom.
	Anyway, so I speak Joe Biden.
	I took a course.
	I had that, what do you call that thing where you take the thing and you listen to it on the thing?
	What's that called?
	The learning the other language thing?
	Oh, Rosetta Stone.
	I took the Rosetta Stone of Joe Biden.
	I passed with Flying Colors.
	I just started my Nancy Pelosi night course at speaking fluent Nancy Pelosi.
	So I'm in the same boat as you guys.
	I'm unilingual when it comes to this woman.
	And maybe she's speaking some insider terms, but here is Australia having a good laugh at our Speaker of the House.
	We're sending stuff over to the Senate.
	Well, most of the product that we've done is except now we may have added it in the last day or so.
	And some of what we added is Senate to the bill, like hearing.
	Bernie doesn't like hearing.
	Excuse me.
	Bernie loves hearing.
	Mansion doesn't want hearing in the bill and all that stuff.
	So some is Senate-oriented, and then we had the family medical leave.
	We figured if they're putting things in, I think I get this.
	So we were putting a bunch of stuff into the bill at the last second.
	Most of what we put in the bill was put in the past day and a half, and there's a lot of Senate-related issues.
	Now, Mansion doesn't like Senate-related stuff, but we put it in anyway.
	And that includes stuff about hearings.
	Manchin doesn't want us to put in stuff about hearings, but we put it in anyway.
	Oh, my God.
	Wow.
	It's like I have a babble fish in my ear.
	Even if Manchin doesn't like it.
	So we are getting some bird and privilege.
	I think mostly we're getting privileged scrub.
	Because privilege scrub is deadlift to a bill.
	Bird is important.
	You have to take it out.
	Okay, what was that?
	Okay.
	Scrub, bird.
	You want to scrub things out of a bill.
	So privileged scrub means you scrub out things where it's like Nancy Pelosi's daughter gets a Rolls-Royce.
	That's privileged scrub.
	That shouldn't be in the bill.
	So we're taking that out.
	That's nepotism.
	Bird scrub is deadly to a bill.
	She said deadless, but she meant deadly.
	And that's taking bird something.
	Now, I don't know what bird means, but maybe it's a political term.
	And it means Like earmarking or something like that.
	I don't know why it's called bird, but there's some sort of bad thing in a bill that's related to the word bird.
	And she said that's what we're doing now.
	So we did privilege scrubbing, now we're doing bird scrubbing.
	Okay?
	I think mostly we're getting privileged scrub because privilege struggle is deadlift to a bill.
	Bird is important.
	You have to take it out.
	But privilege violation can take you out.
	That's just hypnotic, Daisy.
	America's got 330 million people.
	It ends up with judgment hypnotic as a term, too.
	I mean, that's such a perfect term because I was drifting away trying to wonder what a bird is.
	All right, let's get to the mailbag.
	Let's.
	That's just hypnotic, Daisy.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Oh, my stars.
	I just got the bill.
	I mean, sorry, the bill.
	I just got the episode of the Gavin McInnes show.
	I should forward it to you, but you tend to take nine hours to do things.
	What are these now?
	Oh, these are just the documents.
	Documents?
	What the fuck?
	I thought he was sending me the episode.
	Does it just say the date?
	It doesn't say the episode.
	No, no, he's going to send it later.
	That was an old email.
	I'm sorry, my bad.
	March 26th, right?
	Okay.
	Antifa autocorrect.
	Hey, Enola Gay and Little Boy.
	What's Enola Gay mean?
	Celebrity, I look like?
	Wasn't that the plane that dropped the bomb, which was the atomic?
	Oh, all right.
	Okay.
	So I guess I bomb you?
	Anyway.
	I was talking about the bullshit that will probably go down in Kenosha and receive this autocorrected notification.
	Antifa was lowercase.
	Antifa is lowercase, guys.
	That's part of their whole, like, we don't have rules and we're not special and we're from the people.
	Jackass does it too.
	It's like a 90s thing where you're all lowercase.
	It's really corny.
	It's very Helvetica.
	It's very bare bones.
	It's super lame.
	But Antifa does it.
	So they're wrong to autocorrect it, Antifa uppercase.
	But I think it's pretty interesting that scum was included.
	I've never seen that before.
	Thing is, if you have written that before, no, because that's straight from Apple.
	Wow.
	That's vivid.
	Kind of vid, huh?
	Very vivid.
	I think it's pretty vid.
	And then we have this guy who emails us about 50 times a day, so I'm not going to read his thing just to punish him.
	There's a funny meme from Trees, and it's Europeans arrive.
	This is the red flag.
	Gotcha.
	Funny.
	Europeans arrive in Africa, 1652.
	Africans arrive in Europe, 2020.
	Yeah, guys, like, build a better boat.
	We can't because of racism.
	How is it racism that you can't build a boat when we were putting that together 400 years ago?
	Slaves were putting that together.
	A, no, but B, say they were.
	Then can't they do it again?
	400 years later?
	I've been getting this a lot.
	Dwayne Peters.
	A lot of us have been noticing the legendary skater and vocalist of U.S. bombs has been pretty much on our level since the Comics have been taking over.
	Now he has a show on YouTube, and it should be uncensored because he's going to get canceled soon.
	Okay.
	I like Dwayne Peters.
	He's a very weird dude.
	He's always been a weird dude.
	He was big in the 80s.
	LA rots your brain, doesn't it?
	Click on his show in a random spot, though.
	No, go back to that.
	On any Sunday, the great escape.
	Man, did I hit the nail on that fucking hammer this morning?
	I was just thinking, I've been watching all these What's My Lines annihilate man and woman.
	Anyway, huge.
	Hollywood.
	Because I read all these other old magazines, I feel like the aliens are telling other aliens or other people that don't understand.
	No thanks.
	I think I'll stick to Jacob Wall turning DC upside down and shaking out all the shit.
	We don't have an alien show yet.
	But look at this.
	I think I might have found it.
	How'd you find it?
	Because it brought me to...
	I used the text and then found the EP.
	But the EPs don't go far back enough.
	Well, this is showing March 5th.
	Wait, no, May 26th, 2016.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	A name for this movement I've been thinking about.
	We're all of common beliefs here.
	We're all sick of the grievance industry.
	We're all sick of being ashamed.
	We all want a modicum of decorum.
	We all want to improve our lives.
	We want to get better, as the bleachers say.
	But what's the name of our movement?
	What do we call ourselves?
	I got it.
	We are called, you ready for this?
	The Proud Boys.
	And then I'm scared watching this.
	Someone in a time machine is going to blow my head off.
	Wow.
	And then I'll just vanish.
	You'll vanish.
	But the show will continue somehow.
	We're waiting.
	Something?
	Those guys are pussies.
	You know the most dangerous gangs?
	They have names like the Crybabies and the Mama's Boys.
	You have to fucking...
	Like gangsters who murder people, they'll have a Looney Tunes Triple XL shirt on with Mickey Mouse on the front.
	That guy is going to eat your children.
	25th.
	That's who we are.
	2015?
	May 26th?
	2016.
	2016?
	Huh.
	That seems so late.
	Let me just make sure you're right here.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Episode 153.
	10.41 a.m.
	That is.
	So just like the Marines have their birthday, the Proud Boys' birthday is 10.41 a.m., May 26, 2016.
	That took me all weekend.
	So the archives on Compound go that far back?
	They do.
	They do.
	I got to buy those shows off of Ant.
	Apparently, though, Censored Compound isn't its own show on here, but that's fine because you could just look at...
	Somebody emailed in that they don't have that.
	I saw it as their own show.
	Me too, at once, but.
	Okay, anyway.
	Oh, there it is.
	Now I'm blocked on Facebook for a Rittenhouse post.
	This is a guy you can't post your comment for three days.
	So what did this guy, Clifford, post?
	He posted, I got banned from Twitter for simply tweeting, God bless Kyle Rittenhouse, an American hero.
	Well, I think you should be banned because an American hero is not a complete sentence.
	So it should be God bless Kyle Rittenhouse, comma, lowercase, an American hero.
	Yeah, this is just a grammar issue.
	You're not being censored, sir.
	The muckle chute made shitty houses once and also probably suck at drumming.
	Sup, Boyos, I was looking at the muckle chute after it was mentioned on the show, and I saw this photo of something they show off at their history museum.
	It's the shittiest house that has ever existed.
	It's too small for anybody to fit in.
	Oh, no, Ryan, that's just a model.
	And that's also a Zoolander joke.
	Aren't models supposed to be sexy?
	Okay.
	And milling wood was a European phenomenon that Indians never did and still don't do.
	So those planks were not made by the muckshoots.
	So what happened was the white man threw them a bunch of lumber and they created these pieces of shit.
	This is like sub-homeless.
	Right?
	I mean, the boat's impressive.
	It's beautiful.
	But that house and the baby monster comments on that.
	He says, it literally looks like they stack some boards on top of the other to make the roof.
	They should not be showing this off to the public.
	They should put a tarp over it and be embarrassed.
	That's probably why you've never heard of them.
	That was funny.
	And then we have Cernovich, the nuking Japan and Cernovich's take.
	And then it's someone saying, very simple, the Japs believe in total defeat.
	Their belief system was so strong that it had to take something enormous and overwhelming to stop them.
	So Cernovich is doubting that.
	No.
	How do I know this, Mike?
	Because they were training women and children.
	If you're training women and children to fight, it means you're prepared to continue after all the men are gone.
	Eight-year-olds were learning how to fight.
	That was the emperor's plan.
	And he didn't offer to surrender until August 10th, after the second boom.
	This was a passive kamikaze.
	These are people that would fly their planes into boats.
	I don't get your joke.
	That dying entirely, having the entire...
	You know, kamikaze, having one person fly and die is a microcosm of what they would have wanted, which is total auto destruction.
	Oh, I see.
	They're all kamikazes.
	They're in for...
	Yeah.
	Ride or die.
	In for the penny, in for a pound, as we see in Scotland.
	True.
	Johnny Gordon is back.
	Hey, Gavin, confirmed straight Ryan.
	Our favorite artist, Johnny Gordon, is back at it again.
	Back at it again with the white bands.
	With a new song released yesterday.
	I think he watched a review of his last hit single, Vampire Killer, and took notes.
	Please give it a listen.
	Okay, let's listen to Johnny Gordon.
	Here, guys, sunglasses for everyone.
	What are they drinking?
	Just beer?
	I know you want someone.
	Why is he making it based?
	Utter garbage.
	Well, congratulations, Ryan.
	Someone's worse at music than you.
	This guy's way worse because I way rule.
	You didn't hear my newer songs.
	Let me guess.
	It reeks.
	They don't reek.
	No, they rule, actually.
	So that's completely false.
	I can give you a little snip.
	Sure.
	Okay.
	There's ink blot, or there's...
	Oh, no, no.
	This one's even better.
	This is going to rule so hard.
	And you are going to say, oh, my God.
	I promise it won't.
	I promise you this will suck.
	The question is, is it going to suck like this where I go, holy shit, that's so bad?
	Or will I just go, ugh?
	That's the range.
	I'm going to go ahead and disagree with your ass right here.
	Okay, here we go.
	Hey, untitled.
	Of course, it's taking you an hour to fucking load it up.
	We're waiting.
	No, that's not it.
	Here we go.
	Corny.
	So corny.
	Dude, you're an Eastern European.
	Your name is Lotke.
	I disagree.
	You sound like a fucking cool, awesome Belarus band.
	You sound like the hottest band in Belarus.
	This part's cool.
	Okay.
	It brings back the main nobody.
	This talk is about Ukraine and Russia and how Russia attacked Ukraine for no reasons.
	This is called Let Ukraine Live Life and Liberty.
	This is to Putin.
	Fuck you.
	You will never control Belarus.
	There we go.
	Now it sounds good.
	Now I'm like, oh, they got their shit together.
	Yeah, that's someone running away from your music.
	No, it's not.
	There's someone in the car.
	My music is the guy, and the car's chasing me.
	My music is the guy.
	The bird which is the bald eagle.
	This is going to be boring.
	It's some pretty young girls just saying, what?
	I don't get it.
	But we might as well play it anyway.
	Let's see.
	Oh, that's not.
	What is taking you so?
	It's not flagged.
	No, it's not.
	But I just told you the subject heading.
	Got it.
	And opening, and now it's going from a minimum to a maximum.
	You guys must have missed that.
	The bird which is involved in a what?
	No, she's standing.
	That was a waste of our time.
	All right, let's stick to red flags here.
	Sort of.
	Gavin Rai, if there was a right-wing SNL counterpart, it would look like this.
	I'm going to ask you some questions.
	This looks awesome.
	Are you in the right place in your life?
	In terms of...
	Are you using any of the skills you learned in electricity school?
	Are you happy living with your straight-ass sister?
	Get up, it smells day dating your homeowish boyfriend.
	Oh shit, he's cheating on me.
	And he went back to women.
	What are you hoping will happen?
	They just keep being the way you are and everything's nothing to change.
	I'm a nanny.
	Like many poppins?
	Because they're about to, bitch.
	Move to Berlin with me rent-free.
	Yeah, please do.
	Who are you?
	Exactly.
	I'm here to take her home.
	Is this your nanny?
	You want to talk about yesterday, don't you?
	You're so real.
	I'm glad our kids have been exposed.
	Look, stop.
	Who the fuck hires a tranny as a nanny?
	A trannanni?
	I mean, they're known to have mental issues.
	I wouldn't hire anyone who was like bipolar as a nanny.
	Mr. Sheffield.
	They're in control of your children.
	Remember that jihadist who beheaded a four-year-old in Russia where you make your music?
	And she like held up the boy's head?
	And you're watching going, why did you hire a woman in a burqa as your nanny?
	They're clearly nuts.
	I'm glad I exposed myself to them.
	Because we fired you?
	I wouldn't exactly call it a firing.
	Can you tell me what about working at Barbook specifically interests you?
	You're after-hour dungeon nights?
	That's not us.
	Yeah, it is.
	Have you ever worked at a bar before?
	As a job?
	My gender studies prof is constantly imploring us to dismantle the binary.
	Totally.
	Do you know how to tap a keg?
	You're a part-time nanny and a four times-a-week bartender.
	Your life needs this.
	Berlin is like totally everlasting.
	Get out of here.
	We'll pay for it.
	Everything in the galaxy.
	We should start promoting the trans scene in Berlin.
	Free tickets one way.
	We are all in transition.
	Pretend I'm your mom for a second.
	Seriously?
	Role playing?
	Is that actor game?
	Have you noticed this actor, this character, has one face and one personality, which is like, what is going on with this stupid world?
	Oh my god, I'm so over it, you guys.
	They're happy.
	The people in your life who are going to love you, they're going to love you anyway.
	You wear makeup and care for children.
	If you're not a girl, what are you?
	Why do you want to care for children so bad?
	Yeah.
	How about a different job?
	Stick to the bar and go to Berlin.
	I took a picture of a bartender in Berlin once.
	He got really pissed off.
	And this was the early 90s.
	That looks amazing.
	And I don't want to watch it.
	Oh, we forgot this, that they mentioned Proud Boys here.
	CRT out of our classrooms.
	Please welcome two of the Proud Boys, Bert and Erna.
	Hi.
	Hi, Ted.
	And yeah, we are out and proud.
	And the Joe Rogan.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute.
	That's not how Ernie and Bert talk.
	Out and proud.
	Hello, my name is Ernie.
	Hey, Bert.
	It's like that.
	Hey, Bert.
	Hey, Bert.
	Why aren't they trying to do the...
	This is like, has SNL just given up?
	Yes.
	They've given up.
	Yes.
	They're Russian.
	Everything is Russian now after hearing your music.
	This is a Belarus sketch comedy show.
	Like, it goes back to...
	Because we're about to show Joe Rogan, which I talked about on the Chrissy Meyer thing last night.
	But, like, Roger Stone didn't...
	Roger Stone doing...
	Okay, do your...
	Sorry, Steve Martin.
	Do your Roger Stone.
	I'm sounding like Nancy Poison.
	Well, the Democrats have proven that Donald Trump is a canard in the canary mine.
	Something like that.
	Yes, perfect.
	Thank you.
	And now let's see Steve Martin dig him up.
	He's like got a New York accent.
	Roger wears round glasses.
	Someone at SNL assumed that means they're the Coke bottle ones that are this thick, which is not true.
	He has a normal prescription.
	And then Steve Martin, instead of like, you could probably pay a guy like you to do an imitation and then teach him how to do that.
	He does this.
	Oh, God.
	Well, I'm so dumb.
	Afterwards, I could only manage one radio interview and a speech from the steps of the courthouse and two appearances on television.
	It's horrible.
	Oh, yeah, you know how he always does that?
	It's horrible.
	He's Greg Opie Hughes.
	Oh, yeah, that's right.
	I'm broke from my legal battles, and now no one will buy my books.
	Well, why will no one buy your books?
	Because they're bad.
	Really?
	Which book is bad, SNL writer?
	Which book that you've cracked, that you've read one page of, is bad?
	Money to help you.
	I've set up a donation page based on a phrase people have been yelling everywhere at me called, hey, Roger, go fund yourself.
	Well, thank you for your time, Mr. Stone.
	I love when Roger Stone just blinks and has his head tilted because he's like, what?
	It's just so, I find it so draining.
	It sucks.
	It would be SNL is like the general electric of comedy.
	Like, you have the structure there.
	You have the billions.
	Like, just do it right.
	It's so fucking easy.
	Steve Martin, he's just as much to blame as Lauren Michaels for that literal shit show.
	Okay, so go back to this.
	I need to see those Proud Boys again.
	Oh, we're going back to.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I hadn't seen them.
	For Caucasian rights trampled.
	Wait, go back.
	Does she introduce the concept of Proud Boys at all?
	CRNT, critical race theory.
	And I think it stands for Caucasian Rights Trampled.
	That's why the Proud Boys have been invading school board meetings to keep CRT out of our classrooms.
	Please welcome two of the Proud Boys, Burt Nerva.
	Hi, Ted.
	And yeah, we are out and proud.
	They are out there every day proudly fighting the progressive agenda.
	Our relationship has progressed a bit.
	We got engaged!
	Why does he have a Russian accent?
	Engaged in a battle against the tyranny of wokers.
	You see what's happening here?
	They're trying to make us mad by implying that Proud Boys are gay.
	Plenty of Proud Boys are gay.
	The Takai defense.
	Yeah, that's so gay.
	Okay, so go to the fucking heart of the matter, which of course is something even worse than the Roger Stone shit, where Pete Davidson didn't bother to take off his black nail polish to play Joe Rogan.
	And before we play this, Ryan, do Joe Rogan.
	Wow.
	Jamie, that's crazy, man.
	Pull that shit up, Batch.
	Yeah, he's really low-key.
	So I'm not good at imitation.
	So this is how you do if you don't do imitations.
	Hey, Jamie, pull that shit up.
	Hey, I'm Joe Rogan.
	No, CNN lied about me getting the vaccine.
	Do I got to sue these people?
	Like, he's low-key.
	He doesn't move his mouth very much.
	And he kind of croaks.
	Like, he's really tires late at night.
	Yeah.
	Sometimes he gets a little high-pitched, man.
	I don't cry for sad things.
	I cry for happy things.
	He's a bad motherfucker.
	Yeah.
	I cry for happy things, man.
	That's how he talks, okay?
	That was my shitty imitation, but it would have worked on SNL.
	Yes, yes, that sounds correct.
	Let's ask our resident medical expert, Joe Rogan.
	Michael Fester from Adamsfam.
	Well, that's right.
	I used to host Fear Factor, and now doctors fear me.
	Can you help me, Joe?
	Oh, sure thing, Bing Bird.
	You see, I left Carlos Mencia down.
	I can take COVID.
	Here's some zinc, an ayahuasca, and some horse medicine.
	But why would a bird take horse medicine?
	I'm a human, and I took horse medicine.
	And I'm speaking of things that are horse-like, today's two sponsors are the letters S and D, as in I can S my own D. What?
	Joe Rogan said that recently.
	He said he's so flexible.
	He can suck his own dick.
	So they're totally abandoning the theme and just throwing in a S D joke.
	Like, how about his Joe Rogan imitation?
	You put on a bald cap and just be Pete Davidson.
	It's terrible.
	And that's not how Big Bird talks either.
	Hi, Big Bird talks like this.
	This is my take.
	I like how they can portray Ted Cruz as a fat, roly-poly man, while the actress's actual weight doesn't insist she's a fat, roly-poly woman.
	That's a dumb take, Ryan.
	She's got her own show where she plays a fat woman.
	No one's denying that she's fat.
	Where'd you get that from?
	I don't know.
	She's pretending she's not fat?
	Where and when?
	Oh my God, isn't this for kids?
	No one under 65 watches.
	I'm almost 30.
	Are you talking about SNL?
	Thanks, Joe Rogan.
	But S and D aren't the only letters we're talking about today.
	There's also three terrible letters.
	C. Okay, that's enough.
	Let's get to the final video.
	SNL has single-handedly, totally extinguished the roller coaster of fun we were riding on today's show.
	Good work, guys.
	You suck.
	Well, we're waiting.
	Now I'm in a funk.
	We started out the show with such good news, and SNL just bummed me out.
	Maybe I'm jealous that I'm not on the show, but I know Jim Downey wanted me on the show, but he had long since left.
	That was the top writer who came up with my favorite sketch, White Like Me, a good friend of Ann Coulter's.
	I've dined with him before.
	He lives in Cooperstown, New York now.
	Did you find your dine?
	I think we should go back over the fun stuff at the beginning of the show, just to cleanse the mental thought.
	So we had the black hack driver in Liverpool who blew up a jihadist and thwarted an attempt that would have killed God knows how many people.
	The car is totaled.
	We have it looking very good for Kyle Rittenhouse.
	I wouldn't be surprised if he just gets probation, and I'm wrong about my four-year prediction.
	We discovered a new band, The Nightingales.
	That's all fun stuff, right?
	Well.
	And we're waiting.
	And all my old videos are on Alt-Censored.
	You know what we should start doing is putting up my old sketches on censored TV.
	We can put them all up.
	Do you have How to Drink in Bars?
	How did you show it on the show if you don't have it?
	Because that one was removed.
	It used to be on YouTube.
	And then that got taken to heart.
	So the only copy you have, I'll be in the corner.
	Correct.
	That's not great, but it's not the apocalypse.
	I might, I have hard drives somewhere of all that old shit.
	I might be able to dig it up.
	Anyway, let's see.
	And now I feel a little happier.
	I don't know about you, but let's see if this can cheer us up.
	3-3.
	No, no.
	Yeah, 3-3.
	Okay, she's got something stuck up her nose.
	Probably like that.
	Little tiny tissue thing.
	She's trying not to barf.
	Okay.
	And...
	And what?
	That's one, and then there's two.
	What is that?
	I don't know, but that's got to feel kind of good.
	Oh, yeah.
	You ever pull one of those bogeys out?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	That it feels like it's coming from the brain.
	Yeah, those are good.
	But those look like worms.
	Well, they're not worms, I don't think.
	Well, look, she's got a bandage.
	So she had a nose job.
	She's got a bandage on and black eyes.
	Oh, I know what it was.
	It was some sort of gauze.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Or something they put up there to hold it in place.
	A nose job.
	Yeah, that's what it is.
	It's some sort of like.
	It sounds like it would make a th sound, but it doesn't.
	Yeah.
	Some squelch.
	Yeah, it's some sort of tube that you use to hold the shape of the nose after you get a nose job.
	Yikes, that kind of feels good.
	And then look, she's going the other nostril.
	Yeah, she has one up each nostril.
	It's rolled up gauze.
	It's the longest tube in America.
	It's rolled up gauze.
	Yep.
	Tune in.
	Don't be afraid.
	Look at the nose job, please.
	That's not your face.
	Okay, that almost cheered me up.
	But I'm 90% of the way there.
	Let's break habit and have two final videos.
	Because this one is very amusing, and I want you to be happy.
	Hello?
	Hey!
	What are you doing, man?
	You don't know.
	Why are you under my trash?
	Stop, stop, stop.
	You can see her face.
	Do you see the face there?
	No.
	She's kind of sad.
	Do you see the face?
	No.
	She's leaning to one side.
	Here, I'll show you.
	It's like this.
	Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I can see the face.
	Okay, yeah, yeah.
	So thank God for the cursor here.
	Here's the nose.
	Here's the brow.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And here's the mouth.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And she's kind of blue under the blue dumpster.
	Why are you under blue dumpster?
	No.
	Go back to the beginning.
	The beginning's hard.
	What are you doing?
	Look how dirty it is.
	It's all stained.
	Wait, it's stained where her mouth is.
	Correct.
	She's probably bleeding.
	Puking, bleeding.
	Yeah, she puked blood and she's like, just hanging.
	Hey, what are you doing, man?
	You don't know.
	Why are you under my trash can?
	Who is that?
	I'm the store owner.
	You have a cigarette?
	No, I don't have a cigarette.
	You gotta get up from under my trash can.
	I'll buy her a cigarette.
	I'll buy her a cigarette.
	What the fuck, man?
	She lives there.
	Look at her feet.
	Excuse me.
	Get her out of there.
	You got to get out.
	Come on.
	What?
	How many junkies have died from like a trash compactor or like sleeping under something that gets crushed in the night?
	What if they went to pick up the garbage?
	They're obviously not going to see that as a person.
	And they just drive over her head by.
	That forklift thing could just go and mutilate her.
	And not even know.
	No.
	Guys, like, oh, I just...
	I just drove over a pumpkin.
	Do you think you would sneeze that hard if this were to happen to you?
	Just breathe.
	Yeah, just breathe.
	I'm sorry.
	It's easy.
	This is called nose packing.
	Nose packing removal brutal compilation.
	So this is going to be brutality.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, let's breathe.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh my God.
	Those are two tampons.
	Literally.
	Okay, that's enough.
	I don't want to watch this.
	I don't want to watch this.
	Stop.
	Let's be happy.
	Oh.
	God.
	Oh, my God.
	What kind of hoodie is that?
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave.
	Well, we're waiting and never stop fighting.
	I only working for the threat.
	I need the darkness below.
	I thought gold around this time, came facing you.
	Along the worst but with the same old brackets, people speaking for generations Wearing please shapes on their jackets, no mentality If individuals call themselves we're desperately wanting to be part of the world Go on and do safe,
	it's a chance Go in a car, like I'm a map, watch out

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