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Nov. 9, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E52 - FREE KYLE!

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	Welcome back to a totally solo episode of Get Off My Lawn.
	Ryan's wife couldn't keep her legs closed, and now she's got an aching pussy and a little preemie floating around the house.
	I went there the other day, and if you check my getter, you can see pictures of this little baby, this little Buddha thing.
	Very cute.
	I was going to show you my phone, but the autofocus is off.
	This show is going to suck.
	It's going to be a complete mess.
	It's going to be mostly just me chatting.
	I guess what I'll do is I'll chat for a bit, and then I'll go sit down at Ryan's desk for things that need a, you know, visual aid.
	I apologize in advance about my big boy hairdo.
	When I say big boy, I mean the burger joint.
	Is that what they were called?
	Yeah, it's been a kooky time.
	We went upstate.
	We visited both dudes, Max and John, Bear Hill at Governor.
	So we came with a good plan, actually.
	I think it was this little kid, this new proud boy.
	Oh, fuck that damn tile on my ass.
	Two cars with three dudes in it, right?
	We go up together, big meeting in Albany.
	We hang out, get drunk, have a gay old time.
	And then we keep drive.
	We go to Applebee's, very ghetto Applebee's in Watertown.
	And then I took the whole check, by the way, for all six guys.
	It was $100.
	When you get out of New York, things become very affordable.
	That would be $3.20 in New York.
	Anyway, then we split.
	Oh, no, we drive sort of together.
	We meet in Watertown.
	We hang at the hotel.
	But now it's like 3 in the morning.
	By the time we get up there, we got to be up at 6.
	They have to be up super early.
	I won't bore you with the semantics, but the brilliant part was me and two other dudes visit Max.
	Three dudes visit John.
	Then we crisscross.
	So they get two visits in one day, an hour apart.
	And the COs were like, I've never seen this before.
	The COs are shocked at how well Proud Boys are treated in prison as far as visits and sending them shit and their commissary and everything.
	In fact, I've heard through the grapevine that some other Hell's Angel or someone was asked, how's it going in here?
	Are these guys reaching out to you?
	And they're like, no.
	Same with the mob.
	No, no one cares about us.
	And the counselor said, well, it seems like Proud Boys are the only ones that anyone cares about in here.
	That was another scoop I got off of them was all the COs like them.
	The COs hate Trump.
	There's a real Republican bond now with these mandates.
	I noticed that they were real friendly with me about the mask.
	I wasn't wearing it when I checked in and had my presents and stuff.
	Max had a real list, so we got Max like 35 pounds of food.
	That's the limit, basically a pound a day.
	And then John only asked for cigarettes, and I had leftover avocados, so I brought John $300 worth of cigarettes and then six avocados.
	But the way it works for them is, as we explained before, they're in a really, really, really shitty cruise.
	And it's a big room about the size of the studio, which I've shown you before, like the size of two classrooms, we'll say.
	Divided into four and then 10 cubicles per thing, basically 40 guys.
	And Max and John are both doing really well because they don't do drugs.
	They keep to themselves.
	And they're not looking to get involved in any of your money.
	I think the big conflict there, it's both black, and it's Muslims and bloods.
	And when they say Muslims, they mean black dudes, you know, like Nation of Islam, Brother Farrakhan.
	They don't mean like Al-Akbar, like it is in Britain.
	Those guys are going at each other's throats, selling drugs.
	Apparently the big drug there is K2.
	It's sprayed on letters, and then you get the letter and you cut it up into little pieces, and then you sell those pieces, and you can smoke them and get a buzz.
	Prisons have caught on, so now the prisons are photocopying your letter and then giving it to them.
	By the way, when you're writing Max and John, the return address is often cropped.
	You know what you should do if you're writing those guys?
	Write your return address in the center of the letter.
	Circle that and then write around it.
	And so people are sending in like pads of paper with K2 on one of the pages.
	It seems like more work than it's worth to me.
	Like, why bother?
	Just get through your time.
	Maddie told me he did cocaine once in prison, and he's sitting there high on his bunk just going, why did I do this?
	We'll talk about that.
	We'll try to do a live show on Thursday.
	I'm not sure how that will work out, but we'll definitely try.
	Just like this is a try.
	I'm alone in the studio here.
	It's very scary.
	I saw Halloween just four days ago, so I'm especially sensitive.
	But yeah, I had an idea to help one of them escape.
	Here's the thing.
	You're not really escaping.
	You're switching.
	So say you have an identical twin in prison, right?
	You put on a fake beard.
	You wear this shirt, but underneath this shirt is a purple polo.
	The pants.
	It's going to be kind of tough to get prison pants.
	I'll have to work that.
	That's kind of a hole in the plot so far.
	But say you have prison pants on, right?
	You walk in, beard, this, your twin brother Max there.
	You got glasses on, a hat.
	There's certain places in the meeting, and certain times, like when it gets closer to 1 or 2 p.m., the guards aren't staring that much.
	You could switch places with the guy.
	So what you do with your beard is you're like this, you know, you're slowly peeling it off.
	Slide it over to him.
	He puts it on.
	And then you take off your shirt because you're hot.
	Although they're going to see that you're wearing the same shirt as Max.
	This plan isn't perfect.
	Anyway, you send him the beard and the shirt, and you switch places with him.
	And I know that sounds crazy.
	Say it was an exam at college.
	You wouldn't be able to do that.
	But you're moving around.
	I'm buying them burgers and Doritos and stuff.
	So I'm getting up.
	I'm walking up to them.
	Anytime I hand them Doritos, I could be handing them a knife, a gun, drugs.
	So anyway, you give your twin brother your disguise and you switch seats with him.
	Maddie told me about dudes, homos who come visit, they get blowjobs, chicks are blowing dudes.
	It's not common, it's not easy, but it happens.
	So if you can blow your boyfriend, then I'm sure you can switch places with the guy as far as the seats go.
	So now I'm Max's twin brother.
	I'm sitting in his seat, dressed as him.
	And then me, this brother Joe, gets up and just walks out of the prison.
	I have to go take his place.
	Now, some ex-cons told me that's a stupid plan because once I went back into the prison as Max, again, I'm his twin brother.
	I look exactly the same.
	I wouldn't be able to navigate where my cell is.
	But then I would just say I hit my head and I'm dizzy and I'd faint.
	And then they'd take me to the doctor and I'd say, I don't know what happened.
	I don't know where I am.
	I have amnesia.
	And I know someone's still in jail, but it's half a sentence now.
	Now I'm doing two years.
	He did two.
	I did two.
	And if it was your twin brother, you'd want to do two.
	There is one problem, though.
	When you leave the jail, they scan your hand for a black light stamp that looks impossible to forge because you don't get to see it.
	And you can't see it.
	It's black light.
	Maybe that's why they do that.
	So that's pretty smart.
	But yeah, no one's escaping from that fucking place.
	It's amazing how razor wire is effective.
	One of the guys we went down with, I go, he's younger.
	I go, what lesson did you derive from these visits?
	And he said that white jail is good for white people and it's bad for blacks.
	Basically systemic racism.
	It's like, no, dude, you're calling them white because of their behavior.
	It's their behavior that leaves them safe.
	They don't do drugs.
	They don't try to take any of your money.
	They keep to themselves.
	And both John and Max have made it very clear that they're not victims.
	In fact, they're both coincidentally the inmate liaison committee presidents.
	In John's case, he just like took it over because he was the best at it.
	And people say, can you handle this?
	And so he negotiates things for them.
	Like, for example, they're on pause right now, meaning they can't do any activities.
	They can't do any classes.
	They can't do anything because the Delta variant has made it there, whatever that fucking means.
	So John managed to negotiate them getting late nights.
	They don't have to have lights out at 11.
	Although, because there's no justice or logic there, if a CEO comes to work and he's tired, which they often are because the mandate is leaving them understaffed, so a 24-hour shift is not unusual.
	They'll just go, lights out early tonight, boys.
	What?
	We negotiated.
	No, you didn't.
	Turns out all the lights.
	He puts his hat over his face and he has a nice nap because he's on hour 15 of his previous shift, the CEO.
	I also learned that prisoners are, they're trying to get them to get vaccinated.
	So they've offered them, ready for this, $10 of McDonald's.
	If you just get vaccinated.
	And McDonald's is a half hour drive away from the prison.
	So you give your order.
	They'll be back an hour later with your freezing cold shitty fries.
	I mean, the cafeteria food is bad, but it's not as bad as cold McDonald's.
	And we're bringing them yummy shit.
	Sometimes their parents and friends are shipping them stuff, too.
	There's a lot of stuff you can ship down if it's under 35 pound total and I think 200 cigarettes a month.
	No, not 200.
	10, 20.
	I think about 20 cigarettes a month.
	But something really freaky is going on there that I wish Tucker Carlson Originals could do or 60 Minutes.
	While they're all bitching about January 6th, how about some prisoners right stuff?
	Like Bear Hill is at something like 50% capacity and governor is even less.
	I think Bear Hill has room for 900 inmates and there's 400 there.
	So this is bad for the prisons because every prisoner that's there is money for them, right?
	They're customers, basically.
	And when these guys bust their ass, they get out early and it's great that I got that free labor for a year and a half.
	That's how long you have to work to get six months off.
	It's great that I got all that free labor, but now I lose a customer six months early and I'm out of money.
	So what could we do that's ideal?
	I know.
	Let's make them fuck up and lose their six months.
	Okay, so if they get in a fight, we'll kill their six months.
	Yeah, but they tend not to fight.
	They tend to be pretty well behaved.
	The kind of person who takes, who volunteers to work at the cafeteria for a year and a half or pick up cigarette butts as John does or teach an electrician's class as Max did, that kind of person's not going to be just like randomly beating the shit out of someone.
	There's a lot of people there that are just nuts.
	Like I'll get back to the year and a half thing in a second.
	John told me about this Arab, this Muslim guy.
	Well, actually, he said Muslim.
	And I'm realizing now he meant like Nation of Islam, dude.
	I was picturing like some London Muslim type of guy who was in there for a machete fight.
	And he said, yeah, a Muslim came in here.
	He was nuts.
	And he would Borrow your pussy, your porn book.
	The other word they have down there for pictures is click-click.
	That's when you pose by that thing with all your jewelry and stuff, and you're like, yo, that's called a click-click.
	Not less syllables than picture, but okay, click-click, click-click it is.
	But this guy would steal your pussy, which is your porno mag.
	If you're going to get pussy, that means I'm going to go beat off with my porno mag.
	So you borrow someone's porno mag, which is a big deal.
	A lot of these prisons have outlawed porn, but they've grandfathered in old Playboys and stuff.
	So if you own a Playboy, often it's in a binder and like laminated.
	Like each page is accounted for.
	It's very serious.
	It's a woman.
	So he would borrow guys' pornos and then bring a chair into the bathroom stall and sit on a chair instead of the toilet and be there for four hours.
	How do you jerk off for four hours?
	You're poor dick.
	And he would tear out pages and put them on the walls.
	So they beat him with a sock mercilessly until he said, he looked like Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
	You know Humpty Dumpty's face after he fell.
	That's how John talks.
	That's what he looked like.
	He had a Humpty Dumpty face.
	And the guy keeps pushing it.
	Then he says he's going to attack the bloods.
	And he's so dumb, he confesses.
	So sitting right in front of John, he gets his face slit open.
	Blood everywhere.
	So this guy is not a bad egg.
	He's a psychopath.
	He's stealing someone's porn.
	That's like, I don't know, going to a billiards competition and just stealing people's polls.
	Like, you just don't do that.
	It's unheard of.
	But he's doing it.
	And got his face slit open.
	And then I think he beat the shit out of a CO.
	And they beat him within an inch of his life.
	Had a pizza later.
	What's with the pizza?
	That's what we get when we kill an inmate.
	Okay, is he still alive?
	He did live.
	And on the way out, this Muslim went underneath everyone's mattress and stole their porno.
	And then, you know, brought it out, left the building with it.
	So the guy should be in a mental institution.
	He should be in a human repair shop, as we discussed in the banked episode yesterday.
	But that's the level of lunatic that's in there.
	And Max and John just avoid those kind of guys.
	And they're doing pretty well.
	But they lost their six months.
	They'll be doing the full four years, which means we got another year and a half to two, depending on if they can get out with some other sort of...
	I think everyone gets out in like 80% of their time.
	So they still have that bonus feature.
	Anyway, to get back to this year and a half thing.
	So what you do is you volunteer to do work and you do it for a year and a half and you get your six months off.
	But guys like Max and John don't fight.
	So they're not going to fuck up their year and a half.
	They're not going to fuck up their six months.
	They're walking on eggshells and they're following the rules.
	So they go, well, let's just expand the rules.
	So Max has got like two classes.
	And it's hard when these guys explain things because it's a ship of fools, right?
	So when they, the rules are all made up.
	It's all like, okay, if you are in quadrant D, but you work this amount of time, then we'll move you up to this quadrant.
	But then if someone else is in the shoe, then you get transferred.
	And then after they explain this made up huge pile of rules, the next day they go, it's all changed because of COVID.
	Everyone's back to cell block L. So poor Max is trying to explain to me.
	He's like, I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out.
	And then he explains it all.
	And it's just like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
	So anyway, he's got two classes, and then he's had another class.
	Then he shows up for his electricity class, but he has the wrong boots on.
	They're like, wrong boots, you're fired.
	You lost your six months.
	What?
	Now he had put in almost the full year and a half, which is why they wanted him to get lost because you get maximum free labor and then fuck them out of the six months and you get to count the customer till the end of his sentence.
	John got in shit for drawing a proud boy and mailing it to me, Gavin McInnes, and he tried to deny.
	He said, it's just black and yellow drawing and sent it to my friend, happens to be a guy involved.
	And they're like, no, you lost your six months.
	But the good news is, in a weird way, that you would have lost it anyway.
	They were just, you could have tripped, you could have farted anything.
	It's all so totally random.
	And I said to them, I go, this is going to sound crazy, but it's good that the world became more clown world after you guys got incarcerated because you're not the only ones.
	If it was just, say there's a pot charge, you're growing pot and you get five years in prison.
	Day one in prison, you find out pot has been legalized and everyone is smoking pot and everything's fine.
	You're there locked in jail.
	So if the world became fair and just after Max and John were arrested, I'd imagine it would feel worse than it does now where everyone's getting thrown in jail.
	That chick who said, I'm going to the Capitol, she just got 60 days.
	That poor couple that's in that Patriot Purge thing on Tucker Carlson Originals on Fox Nation, the app.
	I'm plugging it away here.
	They got the feds going 200 miles from Anchorage to go arrest them for a laptop they don't have.
	So the clown has kept ramping.
	You're not alone, boys.
	And it was intense visiting them, too, because, well, first of all, we're exhausted.
	We slept three hours last night and pretty hungover, to be frank.
	So you're kind of like, hey, you're in a bad mood.
	And then they don't want to sound depressing because they want you to come back.
	So they're like, hello, my baby.
	Hello, my honey.
	But they also want to be honest and say it sucks here.
	And then you, as the visitor, you avoid things like with John, you don't talk about Zenoa or his kids because that's just going to kill the whole thing.
	But both Max and John, I could tell they're trying to be entertaining because they want us back.
	They want us to come back.
	So that was a trip, literally.
	And it takes all weekend.
	It swallows up your whole weekend.
	I got to go to the bathroom.
	Sorry about that.
	Stomach's a little upset.
	Oh, Lord.
	So, yeah, it was pretty fascinating, depressing.
	I'm really glad we went, though.
	Conrad Black was imprisoned for two years, three years, and Ezra Levant never visited him.
	And he felt, he said, this is something I'll take to my grave.
	A regret I'll always have.
	But he visited Tommy Robinson a ton of times, mostly because he hated himself so much for neglecting to visit Conrad Black.
	And I think it really makes a difference.
	It breaks it up.
	It shows them that we still care.
	But god damn it, that fucking sentence.
	Four years.
	And then I thought, I had this great idea.
	They're up there in the north, right?
	Like, literally touching the Canadian border.
	There was one point where we were by Ogdensburg Bridge.
	If I'd made left, I would have been in Canada, which Lord knows with three problems in the car, what that would have done at the border.
	But anyway, they're both getting up at the same time.
	So we spent a lot of the drive just for fun planning a party when they get out.
	So there's two sprinter vans we rent, right?
	One's at Bear Hill, the other's at Governor.
	They come out.
	Big bottle of bourbon.
	With gears, pouring beer everywhere drinking.
	And then you don't want to drive all the seven hours back to New York.
	By the time you get to New York, everyone's going to be bummed out.
	So you just do the like one hour, one and a half hours on average for the two prisons to Starnac Lake.
	Starnack Lake is right next to Lake Platts.
	It's a big yumpy town.
	It's like Woodstock.
	Big hotel there for the skiers, right?
	Hopefully it's not during ski season.
	But we rent that hotel and then just party presses off.
	We bring Zenoma and Max's girlfriend and they can have their lovemaking session.
	I assume though, especially when it's been four years, you're going to kind of...
	I don't know.
	But when you like do your bang, it's going to be like 10 minutes.
	Then you're going to want to like get out.
	Maybe after 20 minutes?
	Like we can do snuggle for two hours?
	Just have sex.
	It's not going to last very long.
	And then snug.
	And now we're good to go.
	And you must want to try a steak.
	So we'd give them a snug session.
	And they could come meet us at whatever bar.
	So we pieced it together and we made plans.
	And we'd have to, like, not wear our colors and call it a dental convention or something.
	And then I was talking to, you know, those in the know.
	And they go, no, they.
	After.
	You understand when you're free from prison, you're not free from prison.
	And that's something that really pisses me off.
	You did the crime.
	You did the time.
	We're good.
	No.
	five years probation, they're both looking at.
	That means you can't drink ever.
	We'll test you for booze and drugs, and you have to be home at 9 p.m.
	And then Max is telling me about all the guys that are in there who came home at 9:15 p.m.
	No, you valid your probation one to three years.
	We abuse.
	The problem with the whole concept of prison justice is you have stupid bitches like Kim Kardashian that pushed Julius Jones or some guy who actually did rape and murder or George Floyd.
	He's St. George when he dressed up as a con Ed dude or a water heater guy.
	He's there with the clipboard, bursts into this woman's home with his gun pushed into her pregnant belly, pistol whips her, doesn't get any money and runs away and is caught for that and arrested, but he's still a saint.
	So you have that at one end of the spectrum.
	And not at one end of the spectrum, sorry, but when you talk about prisoners, people picture the 5% who genuinely belong in there.
	And we forget about all these other human beings that are there for domestic abuse when they were not domestic abusing, violating a restraining order when it was actually the couple got back together, but they're technically violating a restraining order.
	And even though she consensually invited him back into her home, you know, drugs, turf for drugs counts for drugs.
	Gang fights for drugs counts for drugs.
	I just keep coming back to 5%.
	And we should be focusing on the 95 who don't belong in there and the amount of abuse they take.
	After you're done your sentence, you're a bitch to the state for five years.
	And you don't just have to not drink and do drugs and be home at nine, but you've got to do these dumb classes.
	Remember the sheet work Maddie showed us where it's like, draw something that means a lot to you.
	And he goes, I love my son and my motorcycle.
	Okay, draw that.
	I don't draw.
	I don't know how to draw.
	Well, do a stick man and a stick motorcycle.
	Okay, is this managing my anger?
	So I hope I'm not sounding too depressing, but there's a lot of things that you should do different if you end up in this situation.
	One thing they should have done, and again, hindsight's 2020, but prosecuted Antifa.
	They thought the whole fight was over because that's normal logical thinking, but we're not living in normal logical times.
	So the police should have, Max and John should have said, we're pressing charges on those guys, those Antifa for attacking us.
	At least now we have a brawl and there's two sides as opposed to this bullshit myth that it was a street gang.
	It was roaming the streets looking for violence, looking to fuck people up.
	So we did that.
	And then I saw Ryan's baby.
	You can see that on Getter.
	Unbelievably cute.
	I was worried about his big giant nose on a chick's face.
	And the ultrasounds were not assaging my paranoia.
	But then when it came out, what God has done is he's taken Ryan's disgusting clown nose.
	He shrunk it into a cute girl size.
	And then he took the upturned ski jump from the mom and added that.
	So now it's not gross at all.
	She looks like a cute little Buddha.
	I'm surprised she got so much Asian in her.
	Maybe her eyes are still puffy, but she does look like Buddha.
	Anyway, you can dig this up.
	Lots has happened since I last saw you.
	I want to talk about it.
	Basically, the big stories are James O'Keefe, Astral World, The Biden Diary, and the Rittenhouse Trial.
	So I guess I'll just briefly sum up how I feel about all those, and then we'll jump over to the engineering booth and look at examples.
	The big takeaway with Astral World and Travis Scott's concert is that he tempted fate.
	He showed satanic imagery, and then people died.
	What the fuck are we doing, folks?
	Come on.
	Travis Scott is a fucking idiot, obviously.
	He makes garbage music.
	His girlfriend, Kylie Jenner, who I think is the richest young person in history, is a vapid, silly, spoiled brat cow with fake lips who looks bizarre.
	And they make garbage music, and it's just the same garbage music that kids have always been listening to.
	Like, there's so many fucking patriot moms out there saying, look, he said, cross over to the other side.
	Are we church ladies?
	Are we really going to be condemning satanic imagery at a young person's concert?
	Come on.
	Now, trampling is an issue.
	We've seen it happen.
	And we've seen fucking back in the 70s, Mick Jagger saying, get back.
	You're pushing people forward here.
	Get back.
	They should have a much better security system than that.
	And there was people who jumped up on the stage and tried to warn them.
	You'd think there'd be people dedicated to just this.
	They'd have a camera from above the drummer, 80 feet high, pointing down, and they're just sitting there with joysticks, like monitoring the audience for anyone getting crushed.
	That should be a law.
	But they didn't do that.
	He missed it, and eight people died.
	I think it's up to nine now.
	But stop with the satanic imagery.
	Come on.
	Who gives a shit?
	That is so fucking church lady.
	Are we also going to condemn Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osborne, Alice Cooper, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest?
	Are they all evil?
	Are they all asking for people in their audience to die?
	It's kind of embarrassing.
	Although I was watching Black Sabbath the other night, a documentary about them that's very recent, so it's mostly them as oldies.
	And I was like, this is a Christian band.
	I talked to it a long time ago with Satan laughing, spreads his wings.
	Tell that to atheism is unstoppable.
	Satan's laughing, spreading his wings.
	And Devin would go, okay, what would you like me to do?
	I don't fucking care.
	He doesn't exist.
	So you could say Jason's laughing and Freddie's laughing too, and Mike Myers is laughing.
	Ooh.
	But if you're scared of Satan laughing, spreading his wings, if that's an ominous image to you, then you're Christian.
	So in that sense, Black Sabbath are a Christian band because they say that Satan is like it's the scariest thing in the world.
	They also have crosses on the Stage, but they're not upside down.
	They're normal crosses.
	And Ozzy ends the shows.
	This is now, I'm talking 2021.
	But he ends the shows with after every song, he's like, God bless you all.
	God bless you.
	Seems pretty Christian to me.
	But anyway, we're not going to get into censoring art because we think it summons Satan.
	Although, there is one weird thing with this fucking, and it's mentioned very briefly in articles.
	Something like a security guard getting injected in the neck and then being drowsy and falling asleep.
	Is this a thing now?
	People are carrying around syringes of, I don't know, Xanax, fucking heroin, what?
	Opioids?
	How do you, you pack that?
	That's pretty premeditated.
	That's pretty dark.
	It's like we always said about Rohibnal.
	It's one thing to be a rapist, but to like buy the pills on Tuesday planning for a Friday rape is so premeditated.
	It's spooky.
	By the way, Spooky's back now in Scotland.
	They've allowed it.
	So I'm not jumping aboard the Travis Scott Summon the Devil.
	I don't think he has the IQ to summon the devil.
	The James O'Keefe thing.
	So the story there, right, we all know it.
	Hunter Biden, sorry, Joe Biden's daughter left her diary somewhere.
	They gave it to James O'Keefe.
	He couldn't confirm its authenticity.
	So he said, I don't want this.
	He called law enforcement and said, get this away from me.
	I can't validate it, so I don't want to get arrested.
	I don't want the FBI storming my thing.
	Then somehow it became validated.
	I'm not sure how.
	Maybe it was the FBI's sudden interest.
	And they stormed his apartment in Westchester and ransacked his place.
	And it's weird because sometimes I talk to people, even MAGA people, and they go, ah, fuck him.
	He gets all these low-level people.
	Like, I don't get, and I've never got the backlash towards James O'Keefe.
	All these lies about he edits videos and he tried to rape a girl at CNN and all.
	It's all verifiably false.
	Very easy to disprove.
	All of these rumors about him.
	And even the thing about he gets low-level people.
	He tells us what's going on.
	Like, okay, he didn't take down President fucking Obama.
	He did get rid of Acorn.
	He's suing the New York Times for a million dollars.
	Remember, we were all going to Deplorable and he found out that for J-20, Antifa was trying to derail a train and also gas the event we were going to?
	Thank you for that.
	I count that as results.
	As Ian Mackay says in Minor Threat, what the fuck have you done?
	So it's a very Stalinist kind of a North Korean thing to have James O'Keefe's apartment ransacked, but it's good news for Max and John because it says, guys, people, the FBI is even worse than when you were arrested.
	Even more inept.
	Oh, that was another thing, too, that drove me nuts.
	So I think I told this story wrong the first time, but Max was interrogated by the authorities there because he had bought about five sewing kits.
	And he bought five because they all carry just a little bit of black and then a bunch of other colors he doesn't want.
	And he needed the dark colors, maybe it was dark green for his pants because he keeps ripping them, doing squats, lifting weights.
	And then he gets a bunch of hair ties, right?
	I told you this.
	And they go, hmm.
	He was using the hair ties to preserve food, by the way.
	He's got like 50 hair ties and 12 sewing kits.
	What kind of weird MacGyver thing is he using to escape?
	So they're interrogating him.
	And then someone comes in and he goes, that's the guy that fought Antifa.
	And they're like, oh, shit.
	We fucking hate Antifa.
	Okay, you're free to go.
	It's kind of weird, too, because it shows preferential treatment in a bizarre bullshit interrogation, which was already ridiculous.
	So it's like he got out ridiculous.
	But then John has a different story where he gets pulled in and they go, this was before Jan 6.
	And they go, when's the next meeting?
	He's like, what meeting?
	Like, what chapter?
	What are you talking about?
	I'm in prison.
	Look around you.
	I'm in prison.
	And then after Jan 6, they bring him back in again.
	And they go, look.
	And they're doing the lamest good cop, bad cop thing.
	Like, do you need anything?
	You need anything?
	Like, food?
	What about McDonald's?
	Pizza?
	You need a pizza?
	A pizza?
	They're trying to bribe him and make him snitch for $8 of food.
	And it made me think, with all due respect to the women who created us and put us here in these chairs and your mommy, but all due respect to moms everywhere.
	It's kind of like your mom became a top investigator at the FBI.
	And she's like, oh, my, here we go.
	All right.
	And then she watched a few episodes of Law and Order.
	And you have to offer them something.
	You've got to give them like a pizza or something.
	And not even a nice bed.
	Like, it'd be one thing if you might be tempted to snitch if they said you get your own room like Al Capone.
	Remember, I saw his room at Eastern State Penitentiary.
	It was beautiful.
	It looked like a little antique fucking gramophone, big comfy chair.
	Like you had a nice little spot.
	So he goes, John goes, the only thing I really need is to get the fuck out of here.
	And he goes, well, we can't do that, but maybe we can help you with something else.
	And again, these offers were like a clementine, a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream.
	This is nothing, nothing better than that.
	So no.
	Sorry.
	And they say, look, we know that you've been corresponding with various Proud Boys, which is just, that's just bullshit.
	It just means people who are writing you letters happen to have some sort of tangential relationship to the club.
	That's how they know who you are.
	What are you guys planning?
	Do they ask you permission?
	Does Gavin clear all big actions with you?
	And he's like, John goes, okay, so let's just plan.
	Let's just expand this.
	Let's really get down to what you're asking me here.
	I get a letter from a Prabhu.
	It says, should we storm the Capitol?
	What do you think?
	We're going to go at three, push through the gates, smash some windows, and maybe steal Nancy Pelosi's laptop and a podium and then get the fuck out of there.
	What do you think?
	Yes.
	Sounds like a great Idea.
	Best of luck.
	Make sure you don't get arrested.
	Cover your face.
	Leave your cell phones.
	Like, what is in the letters?
	And when he's telling me this, I'm like, Has anyone ever done that?
	Ever?
	Has anyone ever wrote a letter to the head of the bloods going, yo, these crips are getting out of control?
	I think we should whack Jerry O'Terry.
	He's the main guy who's really fucking pissing us off.
	What do you think, boss?
	Yep, ordoodle.
	That's an absolute yes.
	Whack the fucker.
	Is it in code?
	Hey, the crumples are really getting on my last nerve.
	I sure wish those crispy crunch cereals, crips, would get the fuck out of my way.
	Oh, yeah, I would say throw the crispy crunch cereal in the garbage.
	I don't know, maybe with top, top gangs, El Chapo, maybe they call out things.
	But if that gang is that level where El Chapo can just say, make it rain in the place where the thing happened, and then they go and kill a bunch of people on the south side of Chicago.
	If you're that level, okay?
	So you're fucking the godfather, right?
	You're calling the shots with secret codes.
	That same godfather is going to be swayed by some McDonald's and a pizza?
	Talk about fucking amateur hour at the Apollo.
	It's your mom.
	Your mom is in the FBI.
	So John just spells that out.
	And the guy's like, and John goes, I can see you're getting, he talks like this.
	I can see you're getting frustrated.
	I'm getting very frustrated too.
	I don't understand what you think I'm going to be telling you.
	How does this work out in your world?
	What is your world?
	I don't understand a world where I'm this shot caller from prison telling people what to do.
	Again, I've said this a million times, but when you're a young man, you look up at adults, you look up at the FBI, the CIA, prisons, teachers.
	Everyone must know what they're doing.
	They're geniuses.
	They've been doing this for centuries.
	It must be perfect by now.
	If I ever get arrested, I'll just tell the truth that I'm innocent.
	Or if I'm not innocent and I had a street fight, I will have to do the week in jail, in the local jail where I'll eat grilled cheeses.
	And if I'm innocent, I'll appeal and then I'll get out.
	The FBI will catch that bad guy.
	He's a bad guy.
	They'll chase him.
	They'll coordinate his cell phone.
	They'll catch the bad guy.
	He'll go to jail.
	No.
	No.
	It's a total, the ineptitude you see with your junior high friends in the cafeteria, that's prison structure.
	That's the White House.
	That's the judicial system.
	Mess.
	A total mess.
	It's a junior high cafeteria from top to bottom.
	Of course, there's some stalwarts, Mavericks, smart guys that can fix the system.
	They're few and far between.
	And they're up against that particular genre's fields deep swamp, like Donald Trump.
	We had someone who was like, I'm going to clean up this mess.
	It needs a free market overhaul.
	Russian dossiers, they framed him with a bunch of bullshit.
	So yeah, the Biden diary says that Joe Biden took inappropriate showers with his daughter.
	From the daughter's mouth, these words come into her diary.
	And the Biden administration, because we live in Venezuela, goes, just fucking get that diary, burn it, find everything else.
	I thought someone on Glenn Beck's show, looks like a Kazakhstan guy, Slovak, he had a good point.
	He goes, maybe the FBI doesn't give a shit about the diary.
	Excuse me.
	Maybe the CI doesn't give a shit about the diary and FBI.
	And they just want to see what else James has.
	He's been very embarrassing to the DNC for a very long time.
	So let's just use this as an excuse to batten down the hatches, sorry, break down the door, and then just go through all his hard drives, all of Project Veritas' entire hard drives.
	They just got flooded.
	So there's plenty of sh, I don't know, they're in a state of flux.
	Let's grab all his hard drives and just go through everything and see what they're working on.
	Information is power.
	That's a possibility, too.
	Okay, the rest of the shit I have involves Ryan.
	Right?
	So why don't I just go over there and see what we can do.
	Sound good?
	Okay.
	Interstitial playing, interstitial playing, interstitial playing.
	This place is a shit hole.
	I don't know why he has this big white, this big green space here.
	He's got a laundry.
	Look at this.
	This is right next to his desk.
	The laundry basket with my old falling down briefcase.
	I'm throwing it out.
	Every time I throw something out, he's like, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.
	And he grabs it and a bunch of sweatshirts.
	Part of a vacuum cleaner.
	A shirt of mine.
	And a laundry basket.
	60 coat hangers.
	All right.
	Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
	So, should we just jump right into Rittenhouse?
	This has been a very exciting thing.
	It sort of bonds well with Proud Boys because if you recall, when all this shit went down, Joe Biden called him a Proud Boy.
	Remember the name?
	Lick my ball.
	Oh, look.
	Hey man, uh I'm pushing like camera one, two, three, it's not changing anymore.
	Um I'm pushing like camera one, two, three, four, it's not changing anymore.
	Wait, that doesn't make sense, dude.
	Uh this is so a plug came undone?
	Are you sure I just didn't push a button?
	That's weird?
	I got a bad feeling about this.
	Okay, seems to work.
	Oh my gosh.
	I feel like I'm a doad.
	Crazy Dinesh thinks he's a dad.
	Okay, bye.
	You must miss work.
	Poor guy.
	Crazy me.
	Thinks I'm a Dinesh.
	Uh, okay.
	So how do I get to...
	Let me just.
	Oops.
	Oh my gosh.
	Wait, now I can't not be Dinesh.
	Okay, well, we'll just have to be Dinesh for a while.
	In the interim, I gotta find the notes.
	So don't you worry your pretty little head about any of this.
	Here we go.
	I'll have to be careful not to reveal anything else.
	People's names and shit.
	Okay, so Rittenhouse.
	Yeah, don't forget the president called him a proud boy.
	What am I doing here?
	There's no other way to put it.
	The president of the United States refused to disavow white supremacists on the debate stage last night.
	So A, proud boys are white supremacists, the poor boys.
	And B, Kyle Rittenhouse is one.
	He isn't, but that's Joe Biden.
	And more importantly, Joe Biden's entire staff.
	The DNC, all of the people running his campaign, millions and billions of dollars.
	I mean, this isn't just one doddering old man's take.
	This is 50% of the country's take.
	So that's why this written house section is so relevant.
	Okay, let's start at the top.
	Well, here's something I was thinking about.
	So this was the guy, Gage Grossgretz.
	I don't think you could possibly have a more white Northern European name than Gage Grossgretz.
	The whitest man in the world is on the anti-white side.
	But he was there.
	He's got his new plugs in his ears.
	And I thought something was really interesting about this.
	So basically, we're going to find out that, and the whole case is over because he pointed his gun at Kyle before Kyle shot him.
	And that's what America's founded on.
	Don't shoot me in the face or I'll shoot you first.
	But check this out.
	You see his hat there, Mick?
	I've seen him wear this hat in other shots when he's complaining.
	Oh, that might be a better one there.
	Parame.
	He was wearing a hat that said paramedic.
	That dude was.
	So he's going around chasing people with his gun ready to kill Kyle with a paramedic hat on.
	Now, isn't that the DNC in a nutshell?
	Isn't that the left in a nutshell?
	They are a wolf in sheep's clothing.
	Hi, I'm here to help.
	I'm here to teach your kids critical race theory.
	It'll make them better.
	No, I'm actually here to destroy them.
	Is this it here?
	Have we got it?
	Do you hear anything?
	Right hand.
	Just want to speak a testimony about to give this man to be the truth, the whole truth, and for the truth to help you God.
	I don't hear shit.
	Hold on, let me get back to my letters.
	Okay, so that's the paramedic hat.
	Okay, so here's the ultimate turning point in the whole thing.
	Camera.
	How close do you think you are?
	I assume you've seen this before.
	It was all over the place, but it's just great to see the leftist narrative collapse.
	So this is the beauty of the video era.
	We have footage of you with your gun.
	Why does it ryan up with a gun?
	With your gun going and then getting shot.
	And this guy with his fucking paramedic hat obviously wants the narrative to be different, but facts are facts.
	And we're watching facts destroy the prosecution.
	And when I say the prosecution, I mean the entire fucking liberal world.
	You know what?
	While we're here, let's get rid of this.
	A dumb joke.
	If it was five feet before, it would...
	So.
	So tell me if I've got the lay of the lantern.
	At this point, you're holding a loaded chambered Glock 27 in your right hand.
	Yes?
	That is correct, yes.
	You are advancing on Mr. Ritmouse, who is seated on his butt.
	Right?
	That is correct.
	You're moving forward, and your right hand drops down with your gun.
	Your hands are no longer up, and now the gun is pointed in the direction of Mr. Ritnouse.
	Agreed?
	I'll give you a picture.
	Maybe that'll help.
	Agreed?
	I don't want it to be agreed because it's the end of everything.
	Joe Biden has stakes in this.
	Joe Biden said, not only is this guy guilty, but he represents half the country and half the country are white supremacists.
	So I need this guy to be a murderer.
	I gave a bicep for this.
	What?
	What's the next one?
	By the way, particularly annoying thing about this trial is how un-tech savvy the defense was.
	He's been marked as exhibits.
	He's hacked it, that's what I was.
	So, um, Mr. Did you hear the rumor to not the rumor, the fact that Antifa was recording jurists as they got out, jurors, jurors as they got out, and then the police caught them and they said, give me your phone, delete it.
	Arrest them or declare a mistrial.
	They're intimidating the jurors.
	This is the fucking mob.
	Yes.
	It is the mob.
	Italian mafia, Russian mafia, not that prevalent.
	The left-wing woke mob, they're pretty common and they are pretty intimidating.
	I'm gonna show you what has been marked as exhibit 67.
	That's a photo of you, yes?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	That's Mr. Rittenhouse?
	Correct.
	Okay.
	Now, you degree your firearm is pointed...
	Like, that's the most perfect picture in the world.
	His bicep, you can see it there getting, as Gage says, vaporized.
	And the gun is pointed at Kyle's head.
	You know what no one ever talks about with this?
	This incredible marksmanship.
	Like, you're sitting on your ass and you beautifully take out two dudes who are trying to kill you and then blow off the arm of a guy who's got a gun pointed to your face.
	The video game, he's getting a gold star.
	I don't know about video game.
	At Mr. Rittenhouse, correct?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And once your firearm is pointed at Mr. Rittenhouse, that's when he fires his gun.
	Yes?
	No.
	Sir.
	That's the whole trial right there.
	Once you point your gun at him, that's when he shoots, right?
	No.
	Okay, we can watch the tape again.
	And then Gage goes...
	And that's when the prosecution does a face palm.
	Let's just watch it one more time.
	Yes?
	No.
	Sir, we...
	Yes.
	Okay.
	And once your firearm is pointed at Mr. Rittenhouse, that's when he fires his gun.
	And once your firearm is pointed at Mr. Rittenhouse, that's when he fires his gun.
	No.
	No?
	I think the answer is yes, shithead.
	Yes?
	No.
	Sir, look, I don't want to...
	Does this look like right now your arm is being shot?
	That looks like my bicep being vaporized, yes.
	Okay.
	And it's being vaporized as you're pointing your gun directly at him.
	Yes?
	Yes.
	Okay, so...
	That right there.
	That yes is the end of the trial.
	And in a way, the end of this narrative, I mean, it's not extinct, but this could be a very crucial domino in taking down the bullshit narrative that we saw Joe Biden push.
	Trump's a white nationalist.
	Here's proof.
	It's a picture of Kyle Rittenhouse.
	Oh, let me look into Kyle Rittenhouse.
	Oh, he vaporizes people who try to kill him.
	That's what America's founded on, you fucking geriatric Mr. Magoo.
	When you were standing three to five feet from him with your arms up in the air, he never fired.
	Right?
	Correct.
	It wasn't until you pointed your gun at him, advanced at him, with your gun, now your hand.
	That stenographer is clearly on Adderall.
	That's down, pointed at him.
	Then he fired, right?
	Correct.
	I think she's autistic and then also on Adderall, which must be a trip.
	I mean, when a normal, when one of us normies takes it, it's a wild ride.
	But imagine you're already kind of too dialed in.
	She's probably thinking about other stuff as her hands perfectly transcribe this trial.
	He realizes the party is over.
	And he feels great culpability, great guilt.
	Because I'm the one who dismantled the narrative.
	I tried.
	I lied.
	I said that I didn't point my gun, but you fucking had a bunch of pictures and videos, you dicks.
	And now wait, how close do you think you are to the deck?
	Oh, so that's the end of that.
	Pretty exciting, huh?
	I love it when a plan comes together, as they say, on a fucking day team.
	Did I fuck up...
	Where'd it go?
	Oh, here we go.
	It's mounting.
	Loading.
	Oh, this is sort of the same thing we just saw, but I like to see law nerds.
	So we got like Rela Clau Law, Legal Bites, Legal Whatever, and Viva Fry, who's, I think he's a Montrealer, but he's a big like pick apart a trial thing.
	So you just saw my reaction.
	I'm a moron, but here's people who know what they're talking about reacting.
	It wasn't until you pointed your gun at him, advanced on him, your gun, now your hands down, pointed at him, that he fired, right?
	Crap.
	Oh, shit!
	That's it!
	That's it!
	Directed verdict!
	Directed verdict on all the murder charges.
	Kyle knows.
	Directed verdict on the murder charges.
	He just you can see him trying not to smile, right?
	I'm free.
	Exhaled.
	Oh, he looks like he's going to cry.
	How do you not, how do you not, how do you not acquit after that?
	Look at bigger.
	Isn't that great?
	That's if when they have like pictures from 2021, you know those big almanacs you get where it's like a thousand pictures from a hundred years.
	That is going to be the 2021 photo for sure is the prosecution with his head in his hands.
	He sits in the stands with his head in his hands and he thinks of all the things he'd like to rain down upon her.
	But remember to bring cold comfort in this darkest hour as the jukebox says it's all over now.
	And I look to the sky and say, what have I done?
	I've fallen in love with a stupid narrative.
	I've fallen in love with a stupid narrative.
	Get bigger, get the fuck So that's fantastic.
	What else do I got for Riddy?
	Making mine look pretty good here.
	Get a fucking two-finger scroll.
	How do I get back to the email?
	That's the little email.
	Oh, this is a doad.
	Sorry, folks.
	I gotta go in the mail.
	There we go.
	Inbox.
	Dog.
	Censored.
	This is a major turning point, correct?
	Oh, I thought this was funny too.
	These are celebs parroting exactly what they were told.
	LeVar Burton, who is from Roots.
	He parrots George Takai, who says, I want to live in a country where Colin Kaepernick is seen as a hero and Kyle Rittenhouse is seen as a terrorist.
	Why are these not in quotes?
	Why are these not retweets?
	Why are they all written like they were the original guy's idea?
	So those two black dudes, Preston Wilson, I forgot who he is.
	He says the exact same thing.
	Then Morgan Freeman.
	Morgan Freeman, I thought he was dope.
	I thought he was red-pilled.
	He said, America's not racist.
	Stop it.
	I'm doing well.
	If you work hard, you can do well.
	No one's stopping a black man from doing well.
	And now he's on Colin Kaepernick's side?
	The white guy?
	The dude who was abandoned by blacks, scooped up by rich whites, and not only worshipped and adored throughout his childhood, but by the world when he's in the NFL.
	Then he fucked up and got shitty, and the market said, you suck.
	And so that was racist.
	And Morgan Freeman's choosing him over the guy who vaporizes biceps that try to kill him, which I believe is in the Constitution.
	Thou shalt vaporize the biceps of those who point guns at us.
	Oh wait, I went too far.
	David Dennis Jr., Aaron Cockrell, Brian Fuller.
	Not retweets, but quotes.
	Charles T. White.
	Michael Chernis.
	Sakina Jaffrey.
	Whoever the fuck that is.
	What a fucking joke.
	Oh, great.
	Lost it again.
	No, this is a toad.
	My beard kind of sticks out the bottom of that.
	I guess I gotta, why do I keep leaving?
	I think I'm in a screen, in a screen.
	You know when you do those split screens within one of your screens?
	And then speaking of parroting, let's look at the media parroting the exact same narrative.
	The media's talking points for this fucking trial are sh shocking and disturbing.
	I mean, we know there's left-wing bias, but when it is written exactly the same way with the same quotes, that's when you start getting scared.
	You realize that they are all PR firms for the DNC, and this must have been a press release that said, make sure you include the term lone survivor.
	Okay, says CNN, no problem.
	Okay, says Chicago Tribune, no problem.
	Okay, says ABC News, no problem.
	Okay, says CBS News, no problem.
	Why?
	Why are they so eager to abide?
	Unless they're on the payroll.
	Then everything makes perfect sense.
	Look at Daily Beast describe Kyle Rittenhouse as a heavily armed teenager.
	Where is it now?
	Yeah.
	The man who survived being shot by a Kyle Rittenhouse, that's his role.
	He's the man.
	How about more talk about the fact that he's wearing a paramedics hat and he's charging Trump supporters with a gun pointed at them?
	These people are duplicitous by nature.
	The man who survived being shot by Kyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha testified on Monday that he never tried to kill the heavily armed teenager.
	In fact, he said at the teens murder trial, he was actually trying to surrender to him.
	Really?
	Now, I'm not tech savvy enough to go back to that picture, but let's go back to the vaporized bicep.
	Is that someone trying to surrender?
	This is trying to surrender.
	And we just learned in court that when he was doing that, Kyle was not shooting anyone.
	Kyle was yelling, anyone need help?
	Anyone need a medic?
	For most of that entire time.
	He killed two guys who fucked around.
	And they found out.
	I was trying to surrender.
	I was trying to surrender to the team.
	I'm actually a sweetie, you know.
	But I figured out a way to do it.
	You go there, then you shoot up.
	Yeah, there you go.
	And then here's my last shit on it.
	What a fiasco.
	Oh, yeah.
	So this is just clips from the trial and what a nightmare of retards it was.
	I might even say on both sides.
	But here's just now we probably won't be covering the trial anymore.
	I assume it's over and he's won.
	But here's some funny sound bites of the fucking losers that everyone had to deal with.
	The state versus Cloud.
	The numbers came from somewhere, and your dad doesn't speak English, and your brother doesn't work there.
	So it's you, right?
	But I do not remember that.
	I'm sorry, it's been over a year.
	Okay.
	So when you testified under oath that you had insurance for all of this, that's not true.
	Right?
	I'm sorry, I...
	What was the question again?
	What are you wearing?
	I feel bad about wearing this for a show, but it's not really a show.
	This is like a strange patch-up job while Ryan abandons us for some stupid little baby.
	But what's with the way people are dressing in court?
	An Eddie Bauer puffy vest?
	You've already testified under oath that you had insurance for all of this.
	That's not true, is it?
	I do.
	We do have insurance.
	My dad does have insurance on all the locations.
	But not for those vehicles due to arson, correct?
	I'm not understanding the question.
	I'm so sorry.
	Could you repeat that for me?
	I asked you, one of the first questions I asked was about your loss.
	You had said you have insurance.
	My statement to you is you don't have insurance for all the damage done to those vehicles from arson.
	I just turned to that.
	Isn't that true?
	We do have insurance.
	For arson?
	The question which was asked.
	For arson.
	I do not know.
	That's definitely nothing to do with left or right, does it?
	Other than smoking with gloves on.
	Anything that Kyle Rittenhouse did that you noticed that was in any way erratic, threatening, use any term you want.
	Use any term that you want to describe.
	Anything that was out of the ordinary about his behavior.
	He hung out with Proud Boys weeks after the shooting.
	Therefore, he was doing Proud Boys' bidding.
	What?
	How do you prove that?
	I don't know.
	I just want to throw it out there.
	And the judge goes, no, you're not throwing it out there.
	You have to prove that he was doing their bidding before you accuse him of it.
	You can't just throw it out as a possible theory.
	I don't know.
	I don't have time to find evidence.
	And the judge goes, do you have evidence, though, that he was corresponding with Prowboys before the shooting?
	No.
	Then shut the fuck up.
	The only thing I could say that was, I don't.
	And maybe it's...
	To be fair, like, this is just, I suppose, my opinion.
	He just seemed like he was young and he didn't know exactly what was going on.
	And because he was smoking so much, and he, again, if he didn't have the gloves on, maybe I wouldn't have noticed as much.
	But I just don't know why, like, in this situation, why you wouldn't have gloves on.
	Maybe there's some technical reason for something that you may notice.
	But to me, that's just what stood out to me.
	Okay.
	Not saying that I felt like this is a guy that's going to go around and mow a bunch of people down or anything like that.
	I just was like, oh, that's interesting.
	So I don't know if you've answered the question, but the question was about his behavior in terms of what he did.
	He didn't have to correct cigarettes kind of a behavioral thing.
	I suppose you could say that's what this is all a good example of, is that the defense is retarded because the concept is retarded.
	It's funny, too, that they're the defense, and this is a perfect example of Kyle Rittenhouse defending himself, which has become illegal in America, right?
	It's defending yourself is aggressive.
	Standing your ground is aggressive.
	That was Kyle Rittenhouse's crime.
	Okay, I think we're done with Kyle Rittenhouse now.
	One thing I wanted to get to that'll be ancient news by the time Ryan graces us with his presence would be, well, there's the Don Lemon thing.
	You know about this?
	He was at a place in the Hamptons, and some guy comes up and he says, hey, man, I'm a big fan.
	He buys him a drink.
	Don's getting wasted.
	And then I think Don hit on him.
	He's like, oh, do you like it in the front or the back?
	Said something like sexually inappropriate.
	And then the guy went, oh, I'm not gay.
	I just am a fan.
	And then later, Don Lamon comes back and rubs his hands all over his genitalia and then goes to the guy and like cock noses him.
	And the guy can smell genitalia, penis juice on his face.
	So he asked Don Lamond for 150 grand.
	And Don Lamon...
	No, no, Don Lamont said, just go away.
	Here's 150 grand.
	Six figures, whatever that means, 120, 100.
	And he goes, no, I want 1.5 million.
	WWYD, what would you do?
	So there's two sort of things here.
	One is this sort of ethereal hypothetical where it's like, how much would I have to be paid to have Don Lamond go like this?
	Now, if that happened in outer space, right?
	And I'm not going to beat him up because I volunteered for this hypothetical thing.
	You're going to smell balls on your face.
	I mean, we used to do that as a joke in high school.
	You'd like, you'd put your finger in your butt crack and then you'd be like, hey man, you have a booger there.
	And you'd rub like shit smell on a guy's nose.
	So back in the, in the gross high school days, we did stuff like that all the time.
	Get dick cheese on your hand and then say, dude, what's with your mustache?
	And then rub dick cheese smell on his mustache.
	And you'd get into fight, but it was funny.
	You'd be laughing the whole time.
	So in that kind of a universe, Don Lamons shit.
	I don't really care if it's Don Lamons.
	Gay dudes ball sweat on my nose.
	See, the problem with these is always you buy a vintage car for 20 grand, an old Jaguar.
	And now you're in it, and every time you're driving, this is the Don Lamons penis mobile.
	Kind of ruins the experience, right?
	Is that camera focused on my thing and not my me?
	Oh my me.
	I left pot out there.
	So let's do that scenario first.
	And I'm going to go with...
	Well, first of all, this number just magically appeared in my head.
	You know, when someone's talking to the dead and they go, I'm seeing an SG, an SG.
	I'm seeing an $8,500.
	I'm seeing an $8,500 somewhere.
	That sounds about right.
	And then I think I would just keep it around.
	I'd probably, you know what I would do with it?
	I'd buy a lot of rounds and like, hey, dinner's on me.
	Now it's gone.
	And I don't have to think that's the Don Lamond money.
	But now what about in real life?
	Well, in real life, if anyone rubs their, like we're not in high school anymore, if some fucking strange gay dude rubs his genitals on your face, you beat him up.
	Go to jail for that.
	No problem.
	So that's what you do.
	And then now we're in a third situation.
	Okay, well, what about suing?
	Like, what if you're where this guy's at right now?
	I guess that goes back to the original one.
	Like, you should have taken the hundred grand, dude.
	If you don't have the balls to beat him up and you want to make it monetary, then you should have taken that amazing offer of 100 grand.
	And my first scenario where you have the luxury car and it's the Don Lamon Ball Juice Mobile.
	Yeah, that's when you voluntarily did this.
	You were raped.
	So now it's a reward for your rape.
	$1.5 million?
	These settlements.
	Remember, was it Gretchen Carlson?
	I think she got $27 million because Roger Ailes said, if you had fucked me, you'd be doing a lot better right now at Fox.
	That's rude.
	I think that's worth a bottle of bourbon.
	That rip Van Winkle's too, that fancy stuff.
	That's what you deserve if your boss says that.
	But $27 million?
	There was a fucking kid at a water park who got decapitated and he got that much money.
	Millions of dollars because someone was rude to you?
	I was reading about this black girl who was like, when I was young, this one girl rubbed me and then she looked at her thumb and says, it doesn't come off.
	Try being fucking tall.
	Talk to somebody who's 6'7 about how many times they have to tell people they're 6'7.
	Talk to a redhead.
	Talk to someone with a wandering eye.
	You didn't have it that bad, my dear.
	But yeah, you don't deserve millions for that.
	Okay, so here's what I wanted to get to.
	Dave Portnoy is apparently the narrative is that he's raping women and fucking them and doing horrible shit to them and they feel traumatized.
	And again, in the old days, you go, well, fuck Dave Portnoy then.
	Portnoy, fuck rough and rowdy, fuck barstool, run by a rapist.
	That's what I would have said 10 years ago, maybe even five years ago.
	Now I go, yeah, really?
	Let me see what happened.
	So the stories are that he, with two different girls, he had consensual sex and it was very rough.
	And they later found that it was chipping away at their sanity.
	Maybe you shouldn't have rough sex then.
	It's not for you.
	You shouldn't consent to having rough sex.
	So as John Levine points out, I think they did a rolling stone.
	Business Insider followed, Nantucket Police.
	Let me see.
	The department had not received a phone call as described in the Insider article and he had not spoken to Black.
	McVicker also added that the department was not currently investigating Portnoy.
	So, Business Insider started with the story first and then wrote it backwards from there.
	Portnoy calls the article a hit piece and denies the allegations.
	NBC News has not independently verified these allegations.
	NBC News breaking news reporter Doha Madani is covering this story for us.
	Doha, explain the allegations here.
	And when did these women say these alleged encounters took place?
	So, there are two pretty horrific allegations from young women.
	One was 20 and one was 19.
	The first I'll talk about is Allison.
	That is a pseudonym by the pseudonym, by the way.
	It is not her actual name.
	She alleged.
	I'm a serious news person.
	I have Taylor Swift posters on my wall.
	She went to Port Noy's Nantucket home.
	She claims that they started kissing and things escalated.
	She said that they had very aggressive sex, that she was uncomfortable and scared, that he choked her, and she was terrified of disappointing him.
	Allegedly, she hospitalized for depression and suicidal ideation after that.
	And allegedly, her mother called.
	So is any of that illegal?
	It's terrible.
	You don't want that to happen to a woman, but you being terrified of disappointing someone, that's not that person's fault.
	And then hospitalized for depression, again, very unfortunate.
	But can you be arrested?
	Because the girl hated fucking you so much she was depressed?
	Boy, I'd be doing a lot of life sentences.
	Nantucket police to have a phone call with them, but she declined to progress with the charges.
	Then there's Madison, also pseudonym.
	She was 20, I believe, at the time.
	She had been speaking with Dave Portnoy over DMs for about a month and a half.
	He flew her out to her Nantucket home or his Nantucket home, according to her account.
	And she is the one that said that their sexual encounter escalated to the point where she felt like she was being raped, that she was screaming out in pain, but he ignored her.
	All right, Doha Madani for us today, Doha.
	Thank you.
	If this is true, ladies, and you didn't call the money.
	Oh, this time of year can be difficult for me.
	You allowed for other instances to happen.
	John Levine's right.
	They did a Rolling Stone.
	They framed a man.
	I don't know why.
	Probably because the media is a PR firm for the DNC.
	And Dave Portnoy is not good for the DNC.
	He interviews Trump.
	He's very popular with young people.
	That's a big deal.
	If you're slightly MAGA and you're popular with young people, college students, you're fucking dead because that's a lot of votes.
	And the DNC, they love their brown votes and they love their young people votes.
	You take that away and they lose.
	So it's Operation Sabotage James O'Keefe.
	It's Operation Sabotage Dave Portneau.
	It's Portnow.
	It's Operation Sabotage Proud Boys.
	Anything that makes the right seem popular or fun has to go because then we lose our cool votes.
	And we're nothing without our cool votes, says the DNC.
	So justice be damned, let's terrorize those who get in our way.
	But I thought Dave handled it very well.
	His lawyers said what all lawyers say, you know, they're risk averse.
	So they say, don't get involved.
	We'll handle this.
	We'll submit a statement to the media.
	And he goes, Okay, so Business Insider finally published.
	He goes, I want to handle this.
	And he just tells everyone what happened.
	And as far as I'm concerned, this is the best way to handle it.
	I believe him.
	Believe all men.
	And of course, if he's lying, this makes their cases even better, by the way, because he sat and lied about it and they can disprove it.
	So this was dangerous for him to do, and that makes it more valid.
	Here's his take.
	The hit piece says it's been eight months in the making on me.
	Not the normal hit piece, not the normal stuff about jokes you've made, videos you've made, things we've done at Barstool.
	This is far more serious allegations.
	And again, to reiterate the motive.
	To reiterate the motive that I just spoke of, why are you spending eight months on something before you know the answer?
	I mean, if there's a child trafficking ring and you're hearing about it, or that shit I told you about prison, where they're ripping off the prisoners for their year and a half time and then taking away their six months at the last second based on made-up problems, that's something you'd want to investigate for eight months.
	But to start with the hypothesis that Dave Portnoy is a serial rapist and then spend eight months finding an example of that, that's not journalism.
	That's sabotage.
	That's propaganda.
	That's political action.
	Business Insider is doing political action.
	These people are not journalists.
	They're activists.
	And they're all about the election.
	Portraying me, painting me really as a sexual deviant.
	Serious shit.
	So lawyers have been talking to me, boards.
	You should say this, you shouldn't say this, you should do that.
	Listen, I've ignored everything they said.
	I'm going to do what I always do.
	I'm just going to tell the truth, shoot from the hip and tell exactly how I feel and where I'm at.
	No written statements, no pre-planned things.
	Just me being me and has worked for me for 20 years.
	And I tell the truth.
	Let's start with the fact: I'm not surprised this article came out.
	I didn't know what would be in it, but for eight months, I've had every single girl that I've been remotely associated with, girls I know, girls I've hooked up with, girls I don't know, girls who have posted TikTok to me, being like, hey, just heads up, there's a reporter digging around, basically asking about your sexual habits.
	Like, has he done anything like dirty with you?
	Does he try to get you to do this?
	All like making it sound like the story was already written, like they're trying to portray you a certain way.
	I have tons of girls who have documented that that was their conversation with their reporter.
	Now, I still was like, as the months went by, maybe this will never come out because I'm pretty confident in myself.
	I know I've never done anything weird with a girl ever.
	Never anything remotely non-consensual.
	So I was hoping maybe she's just going to find it.
	Became all of you.
	Remember the Aziz Ansari thing?
	That kind of was the end of all of this and the beginning of the bullshit where she blew him seven times and said she didn't like it.
	I don't know.
	I don't like mushrooms.
	I don't eat seven and then say, I don't like these.
	Yes, she was going to continue to dig and dig and dig whether it took four months, eight months, eight years to fulfill the narrative she had already decided upon before she even started this article.
	From day one, I don't know why she decided to do it.
	I know cancel culture has been coming for me for a decade.
	This is just.
	Yeah, but I'll tell you why, Dave.
	Because you're appealing.
	You're anti-mandate.
	You're pro-Trump.
	Or even like just doesn't hate Trump.
	And you're very popular with young people.
	It's the perfect storm.
	You must be destroyed.
	Let's find.
	And plus, the guy's his marriage fell apart probably because he was getting way too much pussy.
	Men are only as loyal as their opportunities.
	He got offered too much pussy, ended his marriage to focus on the pussy.
	If you fuck 500 girls, you're going to find some disgruntled ones.
	Just the next iteration, but she knew what she wanted to write, and she was going to find the narrative to fit it from day one.
	Most importantly, let's get into the two allegations that are jarring.
	And if I read them not knowing me, I'd be like, this guy belongs behind bars, basically.
	The first allegation, basically, is a girl who came to my house in Nantucket last July, like a year and a half ago, and is saying that we had sex.
	It was so rough.
	She was screaming, crying, pain, stop, stop.
	She recalls.
	And then like two days later, reached out.
	If you're having sex with someone and you hate it and you're screaming in pain, they won't stop.
	You're being raped unless you can somehow quiet like keep in your pain and suffering and not make it look like you're pain and suffering.
	But I assume if you're in hell, you go, stop, stop, ow, ow, ow.
	If he keeps going, that's rape.
	Go to the police.
	It's the ethical thing to do.
	Now that rapist who hurts women and doesn't stop when they say stop, now he's getting arrested.
	Now he's on file.
	If you don't do anything, then you are allowing for it to happen again.
	Now, we forgive children who were molested because they don't know better.
	But if you're an adult and you're sexually assaulted and you don't do anything, then you're responsible for the next one.
	Yes, I'm blaming the victim.
	Over a friend and said she felt like a s ⁇ .
	You also have created this culture where we're dubious of sexual assault, which I'm being right now.
	I call bullshit on this because of the culture that these fucking cunts have created.
	Textbooks.
	I got in trouble for text tweeting this once.
	I said, every domestic violence case that I've been a part of or like because I've known a guy that was in it has been some cunt trying to ruin his life.
	And I had a lot of friends of my wife and ex-female friends I used to have a long time ago.
	And I would get really pissed off about that.
	And I was like, it's not an opinion.
	It's a fact.
	Ryan Rivera, Anthony Cumia, Joe Cumia, Luis C.K., I don't know him.
	But I could name like five people that have been accused of domestic violence and had done nothing even.
	In fact, in most of the cases, it was the woman who was slapping the man around.
	And they were all cunts.
	So sorry, but in every instance in my life, and maybe that's a really bizarre, egregious pattern.
	And for most people, it's the opposite.
	Okay.
	I didn't say that.
	I said my life, the guys that I've known, it's all been bullshit.
	During sex.
	Based on that description of the story, I would have absolutely zero idea who we're talking about.
	However, it said July, and there was a passage that said she slept on my couch after we hooked up.
	That part, the couch part, and knowing when it was, there's only one girl that I could ever recall who slept on the couch and not with me after we had talked for a month and a half online.
	And I liked her.
	I thought she was very attractive, pretty, stunning, engaging girl.
	So that's why she came.
	But I do remember one girl sleeping on the couch.
	I went, looked at her past DMs.
	And that part, there's a part that says she reached out, hey, Pizza Man.
	And I responded, hey, fly bitch.
	I would have never recognized that.
	A hey fly bitch.
	I don't say that.
	She was wearing a hay fly bitch shirt or a fly bitch shirt when she first DM'd me and that's how I responded.
	Whatever.
	So that's how I was able to figure out who the girl was, the couch part of it.
	I can say this unequivocally.
	At no point, she came, she flew.
	Why is the couch even in this case?
	Like, is that proof of sexual assault?
	After I rape a chick, I go, go sleep on the couch, bitch.
	You don't get to sleep in this bed.
	She's calling an Uber at best.
	We did have pizza, hung out, hooked up.
	At no point during it, at no point was it not 100% consensual.
	At no point did she ask me to stop.
	At no point did either of us think something unseemly happened.
	There was no weirdness after.
	It was totally fine, normal interaction, sexual, 100% consensual.
	My lawyer's like, don't, don't, you know, make these blanket statements.
	I'm telling you now, her version of events is not true on our hookup.
	Just not true.
	Neither of us were like, oh, you shouldn't be doing it.
	It was 100 million percent consensual.
	What's going on in her brain?
	I have no.
	I think I fucked up.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	The other one is even more esoteric and hard for him to dig up.
	They don't really let you know who is accusing you.
	You can't face your accuser.
	You're just canceled in digital culture, and that's the end of that.
	I don't think he's going to fall for it.
	Anyway, let's go over to the mailbag.
	I don't know how to push these things.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's make our way to Gavin's mail bag.
	Let me touch it.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, that worked.
	Now, what do I do?
	See, folks, this is why you should never have a baby.
	Not because it's bad for the environment, but because it inconveniences your boss.
	Uh-oh, it's saying no.
	You may not turn on.
	It's saying, I don't have enough energy.
	I know how you feel.
	The fuck?
	Fucking.
	It's been charging for like five minutes.
	I guess I could answer letters from the old.
	Oh, here we go.
	Starting up, kiddies.
	Put in my password, 4861.
	Obviously, I just use my pin.
	Same password I use for everything, 4861.
	I used to do that as a joke at ATMs.
	And I'd be looking around going, so easy.
	Just put in your card.
	Put in your zip.
	You put in your PIN, 4882.
	So easy.
	And then people go, don't do that.
	You're not supposed to say it.
	Oh.
	One time I was at some place.
	And this woman, young girl, like when I say young, you know what I mean.
	Uh-oh, we're having some troubles here.
	She goes, yeah, you shouldn't have your SIN card in your wallet because when you lose it, it's really hard to replace, almost impossible to replace.
	First of all, that's not true.
	It's not hard to replace at all.
	And secondly, who are you?
	I'm like 15 years older than you and you're sitting there giving me all these life lessons.
	Okay, I appear to have been kicked out of the mail, but the beauty of the mailbag is there's always so minor that even when you're kicked out, there's a ton.
	Tons.
	Uh-oh.
	Enter the password for that.
	Cancel.
	Enter the password for that.
	Cancel.
	Enter the password for that.
	I don't care.
	CRTV.
	Long, long fired.
	Fired many years ago.
	Isn't this great, folks?
	Opening song.
	That's October 19th.
	We're not delivering very good television, are we, folks?
	This is more like those stupid live streams where people call in and say, what should I do?
	What the fuck?
	Cancel.
	Cancel?
	I just want the mailbag.
	Is that too much to ask?
	Google requires completing authentication in Safari.
	Okay.
	Let's go.
	This should do it.
	Nope.
	Maybe it was a capital.
	Fucking technology is a pain in the ass, isn't it?
	Oh, maybe it was mailbag?
	Yeah, that's it.
	Yeah.
	I'm not concentrating very well because I'm nervous that I'm letting you down by being such a goddamn loser.
	Failed to authenticate.
	Please try again later.
	Oh, here we go, folks.
	We are in.
	I think I might go get a burger, then go to Walgreens after who's going to win the bet.
	I do not get your joke.
	Thank you very much for your contribution.
	Hey, Gav, rice-aroni and maddie cakes.
	So this is what?
	This is from today.
	Here's a cringe skit that popped up on my feed.
	The comments give me hope that all is not lost.
	And the sketch, I guess we can dig it up on the other computer.
	Racist landlord reacts to black tenants.
	I can do your criminal history.
	Can I see the house?
	I'm qualified.
	Miss put out the way.
	You're scaring away all the other tenants.
	Mr. Sherman.
	Sir, why would you be meeting with this guy?
	Well, he's the property owner.
	Wait, what?
	Well, actually, I came here to meet Jake, because I've been getting a lot of complaints that people of color, specifically black, are being turned into this property.
	I'm just following company policies.
	These are not company policies.
	You fired.
	You shouldn't judge people by the color of their skin.
	I am so sorry, Eric.
	We didn't find you a tenant.
	I think I have a tenant in mind for this property.
	Would you still like to see this house?
	Thank you for the license.
	That is absolutely retarded.
	That's more dar stuff.
	And it's illegal.
	It's illegal to tell people they don't belong in there, but it's illegal for a real estate agent in New York, anyway, to tell you what this area is.
	Is this an Asian area, black, Jewish?
	And they'll send in spies to see if the guy's doing that.
	So that's retarded.
	Where are we here?
	You know what?
	I'm going to go back to the engineering room because most of these have links.
	And without links, we're just a couple of dinks.
	Interstitial party.
	You don't.
	This focus is on the mic.
	And if I have the mic, then it'll focus on me.
	I have a mic, right?
	Can you focus on me?
	Okay, let's see what we got here.
	Mail plug-in.
	The word mailbag.
	Okay, October 29th.
	I think it looks an archive.
	Mailbag archive.
	Yeah, there we go.
	Okay.
	So, oh, here's a funny picture someone sent in of me and Anthony.
	Great job, sir.
	That's a really good job.
	What has I done in the middle of the day?
	Anthony, it's my friend.
	Um Cuomo meme set to Peshi song.
	Sounds exciting, doesn't it?
	You talking to me?
	You talking to me?
	It's a bitch of daddy kitchen.
	It's a bitch of daddy kitchen.
	It's a bitch of daddy kitchen.
	I heard the father's head, so I fucked them up and left them totally in a pot.
	Now for that.
	Party tits and Vincent LaGuardia Gambino.
	Perfect timing considering the written house prosecutor is literally the public defender from my cousin Vinny.
	I saw something that made me just as disgusted as drag kids.
	It's grown-ass men on big wheels.
	I think it's some kind of club.
	They're doing charitable work, which is great.
	But why big wheels?
	In a time when men's clubs are so rare, it's okay to shit on this stuff.
	Do we need to slowly reward men for actually getting together and forming real community bonds?
	I know when I crate trained my dog, I had to slowly reward it every time it went in the crate.
	Maybe I need to take it easy on these dudes?
	All right, we'll be open-minded.
	I know the East Bay Rats in Oakland, they like to ride tricycles, but they go 50 miles an hour down a mountain.
	So it's acceptable.
	Let's see what these guys are up to.
	I think we may have to make fun of them, folks.
	Well, here at 652, we want to talk about some local dads that are finding creative ways to make it through this pandemic.
	They are tricking out some big wheels and created the Drifter Dads Club, our Millennium Green working for the community this morning with details on this group.
	And I literally mean we're talking about big wheels here.
	Yeah, I know.
	And trikes, big wheels.
	I mean, we all remember them as little kids.
	Well, these dads have brought them back in style.
	Also, I've been caught up with them.
	We've got these adult big wheels.
	They just come to spiral.
	You have to know how to be six years old to ride a big wheel.
	How do you convince young men to buy three-wheel bikes?
	It wasn't hard.
	Once you ride a once, it's a lot of fun.
	Exercise and camaraderie, just hanging out with the guys.
	Camaraderie?
	You can't go to the shooting range?
	Camaraderie?
	It's a good time and good workout on the calves.
	Yeah, good workout on the video.
	Brian posted Briaria.
	Usually I get like around that.
	Let's do one more.
	Thanks for the thin black socks, you fucking faggot.
	I don't know what he's talking about.
	Now I feel like the bird, which is the Bald Eagle people.
	Maybe that's an inside joke from another podcast, the thin black socks.
	And now they're going to play a clip of me going, but thin black socks.
	I don't know.
	The socks that are the thin black socks.
	I don't know.
	Oh, Speak of the Devil.
	Perfect ending.
	I am pleased to report that I got the Opster to read the Bald Eagle line.
	Cost five bucks, but I think it was worth it.
	I attached the chop file.
	From the YouTube rip I grabbed.
	Op tends to remove his live stream.
	If it's easier and it's still up, then here's a link to where he does the read.
	Okay.
	Not looking good, folks.
	I got $5!
	If you can make federal laws to protect the bird, which is the bald eagle, then you can make federal laws to protect people of color.
	Why do we need to protect people of color?
	I mean, thanks for the $5, but I don't even know what you're getting at, sir.
	And stupid bald eagles.
	Let me tell you something.
	There are parts of this country that people look at bald eagles like we look at pigeons in New York City.
	You know I'm right.
	Who's going to agree with me?
	You know I'm right.
	Wait, they look at bald eagles the way we look at pictures of New York City?
	How do we look at pictures of New York City?
	I don't think we give a shit.
	They look at them like seagulls and pigeons.
	But if we see a bald eagle here in New York and it's very, very rare, we're like, oh my God, Harry, get your camera.
	That's a bald eagle over the Hudson River.
	But in other parts of America.
	I've never really watched Opie before.
	Is this his character?
	He talks like a puppet.
	Like a kid's puppet.
	They'll just dumpster dive all day long.
	And the locals hate him.
	Absolutely hate him.
	With his fucking Ryan's baby eyes.
	Hate him.
	Absolutely hate him.
	Right on, Rob.
	I'm black and I don't need protection.
	I'm with Rob.
	I don't know what that guy was getting at.
	No idea.
	Yeah, you're not.
	He doesn't look very black.
	Okay, let's do the final video.
	You ready?
	Ah, fucking.
	Brian is sucked because he doesn't have a dad.
	His daddy ran away when he found out he was gay.
	But Brian's all right.
	And the show is pretty tight.
	So we gonna let it go to the final video.
	Hi, welcome back.
	Do the show.
	Here.
	Me a great show.
	Back up to my notes.
	We're your pretty little head about any of this.
	There, I want to show you a video about a sloth.
	Cute guy.
	When I was in Costa Rica, they go, our animal, national animal is this sloth.
	We are focusing on this to represent our country.
	And I'm like, why?
	Because it's lazy.
	And they were offended.
	I think more because it never occurred to them that sloths are not known.
	Sloth is a sin in the Bible.
	Now I think the spot has been started.
	Then once he gets on the tree, it's a shit.
	Here, give me five.
	Maybe he's reaching out for food at the end there.
	All right, so that's a show without Ryan.
	You can see it's much better without him.
	He's been replaced.
	We don't need him.
	What does he do?
	A bunch of interstitials?
	Boring.
	Tomorrow is compound censored, where we don't need the Jap Rican.
	And then Thursday, I don't know what's going to happen.
	We'll try to do a show.
	I'm not sure how we'll accept calls.
	It's going to be worth checking in.
	It could be a bigger shit show than the drunk show.
	Until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fired.
	Exit music.
	Abandon that stupid fucking money.
	All history.
	Ariel.
	She feeling pain.
	Just to be out with the pain.
	Just to make her fight the change.
	She makes it pain.

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