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Nov. 8, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E51 - BANKED EP

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	I don't care that your son's friends, allegedly, likely just beginning.
	Is it spoiled, but it's wrecking your house?
	And look at this part.
	The mom's home.
	What?
	Get the fuck off the table now.
	What do you do?
	Glitter?
	That's a nightmare to clean up.
	You should get home insurance so your faggot son can trash your house and we'll pay you back.
	What did I just see?
	Why didn't anyone stop him?
	And how could a kid of that age, let's say that's seven, how does a seven-year-old not know that you can't break things in your home?
	I don't think three-year-olds know that, which is why you follow them around the house like, I was going to say like a hawk, like a following thing.
	Well, this kid doesn't even know his gender, so we got this from a baby monster who pointed, there's the carpet ruin, who pointed out, oh, that's kids paint, though.
	It'll be fine.
	That this is really what we're in, the society we're in right now.
	These adolescent, spoiled brats.
	He's not adolescent, but you know what I mean?
	He's a fan.
	No, Tony.
	That's not close.
	Like, this is what we're in right now.
	This is the media.
	This is the people at Netflix that hate Dave Chappelle.
	These are the people boycotting things for not being trans-aware enough.
	They're just brats.
	They're just vandals.
	They're spoiled children who are wrecking our house.
	That house was America.
	That house is Western tradition.
	Yeah.
	Well done.
	Was that made by a right-winger?
	I'm getting so addicted to my phone that it's becoming a problem.
	Right now it's burning a hole in my ass.
	I have two assholes, my anus and the hole that my phone is burning right now.
	What do you, like you listen to podcasts and stuff, you're pretty bad.
	What are you up to, like four hours a day?
	I think three.
	My wife the other day, she's like, I'm just doing something on my phone and she's like, you're ruled by your phone.
	You're always on your phone.
	I was like, let's see your screen time.
	It's like eight hours.
	What?
	Mine was like three.
	Yeah.
	But she was like, a lot of that's YouTube.
	I was like, mine?
	A lot of that's YouTube?
	No, that's not an excuse.
	The only excuse you can have is if you put on a podcast and then you're going and like cleaning the garage.
	Correct.
	That's all I do.
	That's good for you to clean the garage.
	It's bad for you to be checking Instagram.
	What I think happens is people want to stay up to date with their Instagram.
	So they'll follow everyone they like, which ends up being 1,500 people.
	So to just to catch up to when you last checked it takes like an hour.
	I've been doing this thing, no screens for my kids on Thursdays.
	And I'm participating in it.
	And it's complicated too, because, you know, I got to pick up my son from this baseball practice and stuff.
	We have to have that all determined in advance.
	Because one thing that's very advantageous with kids and phones is you just go, call me whenever you need picked up.
	I'll just show up.
	But now everything has to be planned in advance.
	And they go, why are we doing this?
	It's so stupid.
	And I go, because phones are a vice.
	And like Lent, you need to subtract the vice from your life occasionally to see how addicted you are and to remember how to function.
	And I'll tell you what, it's a great day when we do this.
	All of a sudden, there's nothing to do.
	I'll have the TV on maybe, which is a screen, but whatever.
	It's an exception.
	I'm just trying to duplicate my childhood, right?
	And they'll come in and all three kids will be in our bedroom with the TV on because nothing else is going on.
	So I see them for the first time.
	Otherwise, they're in their rooms.
	The door is closed.
	And I can tell it physically hurts them when I take the phone away.
	Like I go, oh, we'll charge this in my room now.
	And I'll take it away the night before.
	And I can feel like I'm pulling something.
	I'm pulling a syringe out of a vein.
	No, no, no.
	I would recommend you guys do it too.
	It's if only to show you how addicted you are.
	And it's a lot.
	And I'm just as guilty, if not more than them.
	I wouldn't be surprised if my screen time, and I'm not talking about checking the weather or answering someone or doing my job, which I also do on the phone, but just the bullshit, I bet you I'm way over their heads.
	Like we always talk about millennials on the phone.
	Boomers are terrible.
	Go to a five guys and check out the booth when they're waiting on their order.
	Every restaurant, after they're done, the boomers are out there on their Facebook checking out their cousins.
	I'm really a little off today.
	What happened?
	I don't know.
	I'm not being very articulate.
	I've got a cough.
	Is that all I had to say about the phones?
	The boomers are bad.
	I am bad.
	It is a vice.
	Literally, the name of it is a device.
	It's the vice.
	Josh LaCash is saving lives.
	But you have to understand, when I save someone's life, they go on and then they save lives.
	I literally save lives, says Josh, who I love.
	But let's be honest.
	I red-pilled him.
	Josh, started following you last year at the beginning of my red pilling.
	Stopped smoking weed thanks to you.
	Took your advice about how college is gay and dropped out junior year.
	Learned a trade instead.
	Just landed a job making 4K a week at 20 years old.
	Now, who is he getting that from?
	That's the G, right?
	Wait, I didn't know you don't like weed.
	What are your takes on smoking weed?
	It's a vice too, guys, especially in your formative years.
	If you're smoking barrels of weed in your teens, you're killing your economic libido.
	I don't want it outlawed.
	I'll smoke it for a horror movie or if I want to fuck my wife or I might take a gummy CBD or no, a real gummy, if I want a nap, a tiny, tiny bit.
	But it's when it becomes like wake and bake or I need my weed on a regular basis.
	Those people tend not to be ambitious.
	Oh yeah, I know a guy who owns a startup and they made, yeah, yeah, I know.
	There's exceptions.
	Don't bore me with your exceptions.
	Generally, it kills your drive.
	So don't do it.
	And I'm glad that Josh is spreading the gospel.
	It's like the opposite of a cult when we started.
	It's all about self-determination and liberation.
	All right, I just wanted to go, speaking of millennials, and do a quick look at the freaks that we look at.
	Did you talk to anyone about your internet?
	No, but you know what?
	My right computer is completely fine and it pulls things up like a dream.
	If I go up here, YouTube, bam, we're loading.
	We click a video.
	That's true.
	Instant load.
	So, and they're both plugged in directly with Ethernet.
	Well, then maybe your Ethernet cable isn't working on the other one.
	I can swap them out.
	It's just Wi-Fi.
	Anyway, go back to that arrogant bitch, because one thing I'm noticing about this strange demographic that we normally never would have heard of.
	I was thinking about that the other day when I was watching Love on the Spectrum.
	These severely autistic people, you wouldn't have known about them two generations ago.
	They'd just be like that quirky guy who works at the hardware store and never got a date.
	And maybe they'd find another quirky gal in a nearby town and try to hook them up or something.
	And they would just be the quirky couple.
	You'd never know that this guy was a nut.
	Similarly, with these people, I think they'd just be beat up occasionally and they would shut their mouths.
	In fact, maybe that's good.
	Maybe what we're seeing here is an America without bullying.
	And we have these arrogant nerds who should have been kept in their place.
	Like, shouldn't everyone be kept in their place?
	I definitely went through a phase where I needed an ass whooping and I got it from society.
	Ryan got it from the lack of love he got from both his parents.
	So that sort of humbled him to be unloved and unwanted.
	I was actually very low.
	So did your dad love you?
	I'm not sure who I'm talking to now.
	Ryan said?
	Yeah.
	Well, no, I mean, Japanese people are incapable of love, as East and Westerners know it.
	Japanese people are incapable of love?
	Yeah.
	They be like circle boards and like robots.
	They were particularly cruel POW COs.
	Right.
	The guards, the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	And they eat with snakes and stuff like that.
	You can't have a soul if you're eating with snakes.
	So we've since learned that Jesse Lee Peterson had a cleft palate.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but now I feel like we're making fun of someone for a birth defect.
	No.
	Well, I'm not making fun of him.
	Me?
	I'm not making fun of me.
	It's from my hot boy out of these snoop.
	He's like, hold on.
	He's opening the can ups in front of the cartoon stations.
	And me and my brother since he'd be like, oh, pass some of that snoop over here.
	And then my neighbor was a lesbian.
	Your neighbor was a lesbian?
	A lesbian, yeah.
	She was black.
	Black.
	Black lesbian.
	I think this is what they call on Carol Burnett Breaking the Fourth Wall.
	Correct.
	But look at the arrogance of these cunts.
	A few days ago, I got drunk, and at one point, I caught a whiff of my own vagin and was like, damn, that smells great.
	Ladies and gentlemen, if your genitalia has a smell at all, we're in trouble.
	It's not supposed to.
	So this is especially true of my foreskin brethren.
	Before you go on a date or if it's sex night with the wife, just touch your head.
	Pull your foreskin back, touch your head.
	If it smells like anything at all, anything at all, get it under the sink.
	Rub it until you can feel some dead skin coming off, some potential chez to be.
	Get rid of all that.
	And make sure it feels and smells like a plastic dildo.
	Similarly, ladies, you know what we say when we talk about pussy?
	I remember this guy I know who ate out Chloe 70.
	And he goes, oh my God, it was fucking heaven.
	Her pussy tasted like water.
	That's the ideal.
	That, by the way, I just invented by accidents.
	It's a combination of perfect and it goes, that'll be our new baby monster salute.
	Should we do that?
	That looks like it.
	Yeah, I like it.
	4chan already has made it a racist meme, I bet.
	From now on, if you see another baby monster, you don't have to hug them or kiss them or do any.
	This is the secret handshake.
	I tried to do a secret handshake with Proud Boys that was a flop.
	You go like this, P, and then they go like this, B. That ain't bad.
	No, it sucks because my P is not your B. And they went with the secret handshake that they had.
	Or if you do P B. But it looks like a confused blood.
	Who's like throwing up bloods in the back?
	That's what the Prowboys are.
	That's the best way to describe them.
	Confused bloods.
	Confused bloods.
	Don't confuse bloods when you're at the hospital, though.
	I shared it privately with a few folks.
	How do you share the smell of your vagina publicly?
	You stand up on a soapbox and say, ladies and gentlemen, and the big response was laughter.
	And it is funny.
	My feelings aren't hurt.
	And I guess she thinks it's funny because it smells so good.
	And I wanted to share it publicly.
	Oh, this is her doing that now.
	Thank God we don't have smell-ovision on our phones.
	And I wanted to share it publicly because I realized why it feels important.
	I still sometimes struggle with the internalized idea of both fat bodies and vaginas being stinky.
	You know why you struggle with that?
	Because they are.
	I'm allergic to something.
	It was a super sensual and intimate moment with myself that was uninhibited, that was an uninhibited response to my own body.
	And it feels great in hindsight because of the long anxiety I've carried from sexism and fat phobia about my own body scents.
	It's not fat phobic.
	You know what it is?
	To be scared of bad smells is genetic.
	That's why you don't like the smell of shit.
	Because the ones that like the smell of shit got infections and died.
	That's why dead bodies are the most disgusting thing, the most disgusting smell you can imagine, because Darwin or God or evolution or nature doesn't want us near dead bodies.
	So the ones that are totally cool with bodies rotting next to them, they got terrible diseases.
	There's a totally logical explanation for not only us being scared of your stinky cunt, but for us being scared of your stinky fat rolls with rotting flesh in them like dick cheese.
	That's what dick cheese is.
	It's just dead skin cells from the head that had nowhere to go and began sort of rotting in there.
	But thirdly, we are fat phobic because a huge part of attraction is, can I breed with this person?
	Will they make a good mate?
	And when you see a fatty, you go, well, she's going to be dead and they won't have a mommy.
	So no.
	Or she's so fat there might be a problem with the pregnancy.
	Now, in advanced Western cultures, we think, and I think we're wrong, that our species is done.
	We have enough.
	We only need one or two kids.
	And so we crave women that will be good companions, not necessarily breeders.
	So we're with these skinny women with small tits and no ass.
	In African countries where they need to breed more to survive, because some are going to die, they want bigger childbearing hips, big fat tits that can feed lots of kids, a big fat ass.
	Somehow we've developed a more African aesthetic in our country with Kim Kardashian and the like.
	Look up that Sir Mixlot.
	I like big butts and I cannot lie.
	The big butt in it is now small.
	It looks like a Chinese woman's ass now.
	Because we have just, it's the ass inflation has gotten so big that anything that's not in the Guinness Book of World Records.
	Becky, look at her butt.
	It is so big.
	She looks like one of those rap guys, girlfriends.
	Who understands those rap guys?
	I only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, okay?
	Look at her ass.
	That's smaller than my wife's.
	I can't believe it.
	It's just so round.
	It's like out there.
	I mean, she's gross.
	These girls are dice.
	She's just so black.
	I like big buttons and I cannot lie.
	You are the prostitute.
	She's just so black?
	Look at that button.
	That's not so crazy.
	And it's a cartoon.
	Look at those big buttons.
	Oh my god, what a huge ass.
	You have to bend over and push it out to make it effective.
	There's something about the diet, I guess.
	It's inflation, dude.
	I made up a Bill Burr bit where it's like, I have to do his face.
	I don't have it yet.
	But where he's like, it's like, dude, no wonder why they have huge asses.
	It's like a ballerina could eat a cheeseburger for two bucks.
	It's like back in the day they would eat like a fucking salad or something.
	Brutal.
	I'm not doing it justice.
	I don't get it.
	Well, like any day, they could just...
	Girls are eating like men now.
	They could just eat a burger at any time of day.
	Meanwhile, it's like a dude food.
	I don't understand it.
	Well, it's girl food.
	I don't know.
	So yeah, we're off at a wild tangent there, but the point is that I just find their arrogance disturbing, and it might be the result of no bullying.
	Sorry about this.
	I'm not enunciating very well.
	What is it that we did?
	I put on my Budweiser shirt earlier.
	We test drove an old car.
	The gasoline in your lungs?
	That's a really bad theory.
	It all started when we got our sandwiches.
	The roof of my mouth feels funny too.
	I'm having an allergic reaction to something.
	What was in the sandwich?
	It was called South of the Border, and it had on buffalo chicken, tomato, lettuce, mayo.
	That's all standard shit.
	Maybe there's like a pesticide on the lettuce?
	Anyway, sorry.
	Look at one four.
	Can't make that shit up.
	Wait, what's going on?
	This original one.
	Oh, man.
	Anyway, I'll tell you what it was.
	I remember it vividly.
	It was someone who kind of looked like that.
	That's that identity Europa guy, right?
	Martin, what's his name?
	Anyway, it was a guy who looked like your brother's friend.
	Normal brother face.
	I don't mean black.
	I mean your brother.
	Not unless you're black.
	Long, long hair, fake tits, or maybe estrogen tits.
	So imagine a kid who's pretty good at lacrosse, right?
	Almost a bit of a male cheerleader look, but not quite.
	And normal glasses, not even mine, not even as kooky as this.
	And he was going like this, and he goes, I dare you to find a cis chick this hot.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You remember that one?
	And the reason I saw it is because some fairly attractive woman, not much, said, You make me feel beautiful.
	Like, he was a male five.
	And the idea of like, I understand if you're stupid enough to think you're a woman and you take estrogen and you grow tits.
	And I understand you're sort of skulking around like, hi, maybe someone wants to fuck me?
	That I get.
	But this whole like, you wish you could have this in your dreams.
	You want to get, you want to see some wet pussies?
	Take that in.
	What do you think?
	I honestly can't conceive of it.
	I can't conceive of me doing that and going, oh boy.
	I bet there was some bean diddlers checking that out.
	It doesn't fit.
	Tried to look for it on Libs of TikTok, but no dice.
	What about 1.4?
	Oh, that was 1.4.
	Oh, that was?
	Okay, 1.5.
	Oh, bruh.
	Oh, yeah.
	I had a theory, though, about 1.4, which you don't have to see.
	I think I described it well enough.
	Maybe these guys and girls, they see filters so much on Instagram that they have this crazy view of themselves.
	Like, look at 1.6.
	That person looks attractive with the filter on, if you zoom in, right?
	Like, that can be pretty, you could see.
	There's no deal breakers on the face, right?
	Yeah, but it's probably an ugly dude.
	But check out the, I'm all about, what is it?
	Minor cis, wait, go back.
	Massa positivity?
	Go back.
	Minor attractive person.
	Map positivity.
	That's pedophile positivity.
	How on earth can you justify an age of consent about the biological age of reproduction above the biological age of reproduction?
	Society is bullshit.
	In other words, if it bleeds, it breeds.
	If a 13-year-old has her period, she should be making babies.
	Just for the record, God designed that when we were not living past the age of 20, and we really had to hurry up.
	Our civilization is advanced, and I assume menstruation will be catching up and go later and later.
	But as of right now, we don't have to adhere to every savage impulse that has existed since cave days.
	That's the answer.
	What's going on there?
	These are the responses.
	Just look at the flowers.
	But go back to her other responses as it elaborates on how important this is.
	I'm super concerned while you're moving.
	Zoom in on that.
	I can't really read it.
	I'm super confused why you're labeling a person male when this is clearly someone who identifies as a woman.
	Trans misogyny?
	Imagine hating women so much that you care more about fucking pronouns on a man than a rape victim.
	Absolute cretin.
	Yeah, seriously, you should care about humans and if they get raped.
	Also, you should care about the general well-being of humans.
	Even to divide humans into genders is anti-human in nature.
	To care about rape over exploitation is a joke.
	Both are equally serious problems.
	Really?
	I'd rather be exploited than raped, actually.
	True, exploit all you want.
	Yeah.
	If I have a dick in my ass behind door number two, what's door number one?
	People mislabeling me and making me mow their lawns?
	I'll do door number one.
	We aren't even acknowledging that the capitalist society we live in promotes rape by default.
	I don't know what the fuck that means.
	I think it means women can't earn money and they can't live unless they fuck a man and get married.
	So that's rape.
	Nice logic.
	Yeah.
	When I look back at the dumb shit I said when I was 16, I'm mortified.
	Are these people going to be mortified when they look back?
	I don't know, man.
	It's like, you know, there used to be like a saying, sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me.
	Now they're turning it to sticks and stones hurt my bones, but words hurt my soul or something.
	So they're making it seem like rape.
	Check out this article from BuzzFeed.
	Great, great example.
	So go back to the other one, 1.5.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	One last thing.
	Go back to it.
	No, that other one, the trans kid thing.
	So is that a dude who wants to fuck 13-year-old girls?
	Yes.
	And that's why it dresses up in a cute little Sailor Moon costume in order to seem less threatening to 13-year-old girls.
	Wow.
	Map positive.
	Look up.
	I'm going to look up the hashtag.
	See if that hashtag has a lot of people.
	Map positivity.
	I'm map negative.
	If you're a minor attracted person, I would like to...
	No, I'm actually map positive.
	We'd like to work this out with you, map positive people.
	So please meet us in a parking lot at 2 in the morning in the South Bronx in a part of the lot that's not well lit.
	Insert daddy here.
	Oh, God.
	Can't wait to come in you.
	So that implies this person has a penis.
	So this is still doing well.
	Gross.
	Oof.
	Wait, is this a brand new account?
	Go to show more.
	Oh, that's all they have?
	Yeah.
	How come it doesn't say the number of posts?
	Yeah, usually they do.
	There we go.
	Tweets and replies.
	Okay, let me just read one random one.
	Trans people.
	Gender is the really complex thing.
	No, yeah, is this really complex thing that sometimes causes harm, but is nonetheless beautiful in its own way and a fundamental expression of what it is to be human.
	Oh, ave.
	Okay, we can't do this for much longer.
	I'm going to puke.
	So go back up to the lesbian.
	Again, this is a form of arrogance.
	No, no, no.
	The one five.
	I thought this was a joke.
	So this guy's looked into it.
	My friends calling me a lesbian for years is a joke.
	Becoming one.
	And remember what we said a long time ago?
	They're always alone.
	They always need someone else.
	I mean, they always need to set up the camera on a timer to take a big picture of themselves.
	How they...
	I'm a lesbian.
	So it's a non-male attracted to non-males.
	A woman tried to point out that this was absurd and a bunch of non-men loving non-men showed up to correct her.
	Okay, let's hear this.
	This is a joke about me being called a lesbian for years and now I'm coming out as gender fluid.
	Transitioning is on the table for me.
	I might actually become one, so it's not really a joke anymore.
	Also, if you're going to be transphobic, feel free to do so.
	I have thicker skin than you do.
	And the engagement means I get more views and you get more trans content on your fip.
	They always exclude non-binary people unless they're AFAB, extremely feminine.
	Shaking my head.
	What the fuck is going on?
	Let's go, gender-fluid lesbians.
	Okay, that's enough.
	That's enough filth on my mind.
	So the reason I showed you all that disgusting, useless garbage with mentally ill loser nerds who have never been punched in the face and have no substance to them whatsoever is to try to figure out how they got there.
	Because we don't want our kids going down that lane.
	And I think the key is curb your arrogance.
	Doodle dee dooty doodle dooto.
	But no, we have to stop.
	I'm not saying we need to insult kids and tell them they're fat and ugly.
	But like I had an argument with my son the other day and he was like, yo, I'm a boss at that.
	And he goes, I went to a driving range and I'd never even tried it before and I was a total boss.
	I was getting 150 yards.
	No, you weren't.
	And I go, well, if you're interested, let's set you up with a pro, a lesson.
	And then, you know, you won't learn bad habits and you can start golfing with Johnny and I. And he goes, I'd probably be better than the pro.
	And I go, dude, you got to curb your arrogance.
	You sound like I don't want to say retard because I'm using an example of someone with Down syndrome.
	You literally sound like a retard.
	You sound like someone with special needs.
	I'm number one.
	I'm better than the pro.
	I'm the best golfer in the world.
	That's your peers now when you fucking talk like that.
	All right, can we do a green screen?
	With no notice?
	If I turn off the monitor on camera number two, will it still work?
	The viewfinder thing?
	You could flip it around, but no, you can't close it.
	Okay, I'll flip it around.
	Flip it around.
	Are you prepared for a green screen?
	I'm being spontaneous.
	I am prepared.
	What the hell did I eat or touch that gave me this reaction?
	I'm going to try something.
	I'm going to have a sip of bourbon.
	Let's see what this does.
	Here's my rationale.
	I'm going to put this putrid chemical into my body and maybe it'll like wash away all the fuzz that's giving me allergies.
	Or that's probably just an alcoholic brain tricking my real brain into taking it.
	Make sure of a burb.
	Inhale with the nose.
	I met a doctor once, and him and his, Andy Levy, remember him from Red Eye?
	Andy Levy was shaving and he got a brutal staph infection.
	He was very vulnerable to that.
	And my doctor, not my doctor friend, this doctor I was talking to goes, does he drink coffee?
	And someone goes, no, he hates coffee.
	He only drinks, he gets his caffeine from Diet Coke.
	And him and another doctor, high-fived.
	I may have told you the story before.
	Apparently, their theory is that people who drink coffee are less susceptible to staph infections and other infections because when you go like this, you're inhaling hot caffeine up into your nose where a lot of bacteria lives and you're killing it all.
	So by that right, I am inhaling this alcohol into the allergic microbes.
	No, don't go to that, Ryan.
	Why do a green screen if it's the exact same format as me sitting at a desk?
	And what's that weird echo I'm getting?
	Oh, is the TV volume?
	Yes.
	You can turn it down from where you are?
	I can turn it down down.
	Okay.
	Oh, you have to come over.
	Yeah, I was watching the fights at the office.
	That's the problem with making a cool office.
	You end up wanting to hang out there all the time.
	I feel better already.
	And I don't just mean better with the booze.
	I feel like I'm breathing better.
	Listen to that.
	All right, this is a commercial for a built bar, which I assume is a protein bar.
	I hate this look more than anything.
	It's very popular in Westchester with lawyers and guys in finance.
	A quarter zip sweater Underneath a blazer.
	So, I guess you have to get a blazer that's way too big for you to incorporate this.
	And if you've ever tried this, it's so fucking boiling.
	So, fat people are already running pretty hot.
	Fat people, you could just wear t-shirts all year round.
	But this guy decided to hide his fatness by bundling up.
	And I guarantee you, he's sweating like a fucking pig.
	18.
	Stop it.
	So these are guys who started an acapella band.
	How does that begin?
	Do you put a note on Craigslist?
	Do you say, I'm an acapella?
	Can you fucking fix that?
	It's really irritating.
	You have to ask Tom Shalou.
	No, it's a green thing.
	He's in a quartet.
	Okay, that's not so gay, though.
	He's in a traditional barbershop quartet, which I could live with.
	But this is different.
	This is guys trying to be instruments.
	Gotta get a built bar.
	And the reason I brought this up for a green screen isn't so much the a cappella, which obviously is gay beyond any homosexuals' wildest dreams, but this fucking guy's hair.
	He's got this opi hues, torpid sloth hair, but he's allowed it to go beyond the eye level.
	So it's over half of one of his eyes, like a hot chick who just woke up late.
	Oh my god, what time is it?
	And she's wearing your shirt?
	He has the bangs of a hot chick wearing a shirt.
	Ryan, why is it back?
	You got it?
	It's not quitting.
	Then go into force quit.
	You should be getting no updates while we're doing the show.
	No alerts, nothing.
	Gotta get a built bar.
	Okay, you almost ready?
	Let's get back to Bangs.
	What's his role?
	I think he does just normal, beautiful singing.
	Stop.
	You know what else he does?
	He bounces a bit.
	And the most depressing thing about this is this guy's divorced.
	He's 54 years old.
	And this hurts me to say.
	But he gets fairly good pussy.
	She's pretty attractive.
	And that's on you, ladies, that you're fucking this guy.
	I'm furious at you.
	Like, he does his cool thing.
	Gotta, get a...
	What are you doing?
	Can you not work on your computer right now?
	Good.
	So he does his sexy chick thing with the bangs, and you ladies fall for it.
	It's like that pickup artist, Magic.
	He actually would fuck chicks.
	He bounces, so you can see the bangs bounce.
	Did he just say healthy?
	This was sent in by a baby monster.
	My favorite tastes like cherries in a chocolate fun.
	What does this wife think of this?
	What is the black guy's friends think of this?
	You're in an a cappella group with a bunch of white fucking beta male weirdos?
	Ooh, I have goose pimples on the backs of my arms.
	Oh, what is that move?
	Yeah.
	I like peanut butter.
	Who wrote this, do you think?
	Did they write it?
	No, I don't want a Bill Biden.
	Rockapella.
	Let's see another Rachapella video.
	Because that was probably written by whatever.
	This is them on their own.
	This is a Rachapella cell phone jam.
	Oh, I see.
	Because of the pandemic, they can't be at home.
	I mean, they can't be together.
	So they did this at home.
	Let's see what you got, Rachapella.
	They always have a play on words with their name, don't they?
	Acapella people.
	So this guy is the beatbox guy.
	And he was big in the early aughts, late 90s.
	And then his skill became defunct until he joined these dudes.
	And then this guy thought he was going to be the low voice guy, but this guy came in as Mr. Low Voice, which is a Keyam Peel sketch.
	I highly recommend.
	This guy just sucks.
	And then this is, of course, is our archenemy, the Deadbeat Dad with the chick hair, who I'm fucking furious to admit, crushes pussy.
	Is his shirt sleeveless?
	Is that a sleeveless golf shirt?
	That's for a what?
	It's a hoodie.
	It's a sleeveless hoodie.
	Sleeveless hoodie.
	Just in case your head's cold and your arms are hot.
	That'd be funny to join this band and be super quiet until they go, I didn't really hear your part there.
	Oh, it was there.
	Did you pay any attention to the lyrics?
	I did.
	Look at him.
	Look at his fluffy hair.
	All right, that's enough.
	I know a woman, Sarah Batman Glitch.
	Her fucking last name is Batman Glitch.
	And her dad was at a party and Stevie Nix was there.
	And Stevie Nix went up to her dad and said, hi, I'm really famous and really rich.
	You want to go somewhere?
	That's how she picks up dudes.
	I don't think dad was interested.
	Which seems sad.
	All right, shall we dive into some racism?
	Well, of course.
	It's got racism and it's got other things, frankly.
	Stalling?
	I'm a black female.
	What other different...
	What else could I have done to consume black women?
	This is really inconvenient.
	Racism beat the hell out.
	Is that what that means?
	Is that like the clean version of beat the fuck out?
	Hope.
	We hope so.
	We got to beat the fuck out of racism.
	Now, this is going to be a tough article for you to dig up because it's behind a paywall.
	But there's this dude.
	This is a common...
	It's become an industry, right?
	Pat B. Kenny calls it the, what is it called?
	The race outrage industry or something.
	And it's a job.
	It's become a trade, really.
	You go to college, you take African-American studies.
	You have to be black.
	And you come out and you bitch about white people incessantly.
	Joy Reed did it.
	This guy did it.
	Our favorite Eddie Gloud did it.
	Can you do an Eddie Gloud?
	We didn't have the luxury of the Missile Legend because we had to bear the brunt.
	You got to smile a little bit.
	Yeah, Ryan and I were talking today about his smirk.
	This is how he smirks.
	You're looking for a treasure, and you go, it's in one of these boxes.
	There should be a key to that giant gold layer.
	And he goes, I would think it would make sense that it'd be the farthest one away.
	And then Eddie Gloud opens the box.
	There's the key, glowing golden light.
	And he looks over at the other person that was looking for this secret layer and goes, he's also surprised that he's saying it and the truth is spilling out.
	He's just a conduit for truth.
	So when he says something, because we had to bear the front of him.
	Look at what I've stumbled upon.
	The truth.
	And I know you're amused that I'm finally calling out America as racist because that's never been done.
	I'm amused too.
	We're both very amused by this.
	Let's be frank.
	The worst part of that video is that.
	Anyway, this is a young Eddie Gloud and African American studies.
	And his job at whatever news, San Francisco Chronicle or something, San Francisco Examiner, his job is focusing on marginalized voices, which is race outrage for blaming everything on white people.
	A lot of folks that profit from division, which is, look at the irony of that sentence.
	Justin Phillips' entire job is profiting from division.
	San Francisco Chronicle.
	They're also the loudest voices pushing back against facts that challenge their deeply held biases.
	My latest talks about this, Hate Crime Studies, Problematic Solutions, and Black and Asian Solidarity.
	So, you know all the blacks beating up Asians?
	That was big a little while ago.
	Just had a woman die who was kicked down the stairs here in New York City.
	It's white people actually doing it.
	Now, when you first hear someone say this, you want to give them the benefit of the doubt and you go, maybe you're doing like you're getting the disproportionality wrong.
	And you're like, blacks who are 60 to 70% of the population, I mean, white, sorry, are doing more Asian crimes than blacks.
	And the black on Asian crimes are mostly black males.
	So it's 7% versus 60%.
	So they should be, one should be just under 10 times more than the other, but they're not.
	But you don't have to go that far.
	The study is retarded even before we get to disproportionality.
	Because in the study, he says he counts as anti-Asian crimes things like Trump saying that the virus came from China.
	That gets lumped in.
	Anything that sounds negative towards China in this day and age is counted as an anti-Asian attack in these studies.
	And then that's compared to old Chinese ladies being kicked in the head until they fall down the stairs and die.
	Like, don't believe your lying eyes.
	It's white people's fault.
	Which, speaking of the war on Asians, we covered this a while ago, but de Blasio, just before he gets out of office, he severs all the gifted programs.
	But we've already covered that, though.
	Sorry, that shouldn't be here.
	All right, so that's enough about Asians.
	I also check this.
	I stumbled upon this, and it's funny the way white New Yorkers, the Wiggers scene here, totally worships old school graffiti artists.
	And graffiti back in its original days, there was Tacky 187.
	It was Tacky Dorothyocropolis, kind of a Greek name like my buddy.
	And he just, he was on 187th Street, so he just wrote his little tag everywhere.
	I think that was in Philly.
	And then it blew up in New York.
	But other people contest him and they say, no, Cornbread was the first guy.
	He was courting a lady, and he wanted her to see his nickname, Cornbread.
	So he'd be famous?
	Like, even that, even those origins are so stupid.
	It's based on fame.
	And everything, I've talked about graffiti a lot over the past 10 years.
	Everything you hate about advertising, relentless advertising, seeing a giant Gatorade ad, seeing a giant Nike ad when you're everywhere you go, especially the New York subways, yes, it can be a little overwhelming, but those are advertising a product.
	Graffiti has all the downsides of advertising, but without the thing.
	And here's what I really love about the old school greats.
	They suck.
	Look how much that sucks.
	His tag is Cornbread, The Legend of Legends.
	There's nothing stylistic about it whatsoever.
	And what do Europeans do?
	They masturbate and empty their bank accounts every time he scribbles his terrible tag.
	Can you imagine them seeing it for the first time?
	They're stunned like, wow.
	Look at that with the D. Oh my god.
	The two pieces.
	So fantastic.
	And I never noticed it, but the B is actually two pieces too.
	I always thought it was one sweep.
	Wow.
	The consistency with his shitty Ds is just incredible.
	Some people theorize the D is actually, it's cornbril with a backward C, so cornbrilk.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	The Legionique of Legioniques.
	Yes.
	So here's some footage of him in Europe setting up a new thing, where he probably makes like half a million dollars.
	And they have some Amsterdammian beating off to the incredible talent that is cornbread.
	Wow.
	Here we are, his little tiny O's.
	And then he's got a bigger R. Let me get out of your way here.
	I'll stand up here.
	This is fantastic N. The B to beat all B's.
	Look how they have to speed it up, too.
	It takes them like 20 minutes to do this.
	Black privilege.
	That's what we're seeing here.
	What do they call it?
	The bigotry of low expectations.
	Now when he's done, he's like, he's breathing heavy and crying.
	There's another one.
	Just like the Queen's Onions guy.
	What's 2-3?
	Takes a lot out of you.
	That's just more pictures of him being awesome.
	But like, the Emperor has no clothes.
	Can we acknowledge that that's just garbage?
	Keith Herring, too, he's not black.
	He's gay, but according to lore, modern American feeding began in the late 1960s when Philadelphia teenager named Daryl McRae.
	Also, I was pretty sure it was Tacky 187.
	So not only are we seeing black privilege when we all worship this loser and his shitty, even look at that shitty crown.
	But we're also experiencing black privilege in that he's annihilating the original white Greek guy who started the whole thing.
	I thought this was funny.
	Some asshole professor wants meritocracy.
	What a dick.
	Oh yeah, Damian Dolan Abbott.
	Wait, go closer in his name.
	I want to get his name right.
	Dorian Abbott?
	Dorian Abbott.
	Let's make sure my cancellation is the last.
	That begins by standing up and saying no.
	How many cancellations have we seen that are the last?
	Like that chick who, what's his name, who wrote the book, Your Black Friend, Helping White People Be Better People.
	He had her life destroyed because she said, get back to your hood or something when she was drunk at four in the morning, whatever.
	And it's the same as that chick.
	Remember waiting for her to land?
	Jessica.
	Oh, shit.
	She said, I'm going to South Africa.
	I hope I don't get AIDS.
	That was like 10 years ago.
	And they go, all right, that was way too much.
	This has to be their last cancellation.
	Justine Sacco.
	Justine Sacco.
	And there's been about when, what year was that?
	Uh-oh.
	So it was like 10 years ago.
	And then we had a couple months ago, whatever.
	2015.
	2015?
	Was that recent?
	Well, that's when the article was written.
	So unless they wrote it like a year later or so.
	Yeah.
	2013, she apologized.
	Okay, so 2013, it happened.
	So eight years ago.
	And then we have Go to Your Hood, which was a few months ago.
	And they said, this is finally the breaking point.
	It's never going to stop.
	And who's at fault here?
	The little brats, like at the beginning of this show, who's smashing the house?
	No, that's just a spoiled brat.
	It's the ones that capitulate.
	Remember the woman that just stared at him as he walked by putting paint all over the walls?
	That's who's at fault.
	It's the corporation that fired that chick who said, go back to your hood.
	It's the corporations that fired Justine Sacco.
	And here it's MIT.
	Until these corporations stop trying to be woke and grow a ball, you're going to have cancellation culture.
	And I think that's affirmative action.
	I think it's women in executive positions going, you know what, fire them.
	You're right.
	Whereas a couple generations ago, you'd have this old bald white guy who'd be like, you tell them to go fuck themselves.
	I don't want to hear about it.
	I don't have time for this shit.
	You know, it was funny at CR-TV.
	When I started, Casey Katz, the billionaire who ran the show, was that guy.
	And they go, he just tweeted that some woman with a gigantic fat ass was driving his plane, and now he's worried.
	And then he said all the flight attendants have such big asses they can barely fit down the aisle.
	And Casey allegedly said, oh, are they a protected class now?
	Cut two, a couple years later, he gets some angry tweets about the N-word, and he's like, fire him, fire him.
	So even cool CEOs can become pussies over time with enough abuse.
	But this professor with MIT, he's the guy, I think, who lost his job for not marking black people nicer, right?
	I'm a professor who just had a prestigious public science lecture at MIT canceled because of an outrage mob on Twitter.
	My crime, arguing for academic evaluations based on academic merit.
	This is the story of how a cancellation is carried out, why it should worry all of us, and what we can do to stop this dangerous trend.
	So I think that might be different than The other guy who got fired, who's suing for refusing to grade blacks nicer.
	I mean, do blacks even want this shit?
	Go to the top.
	Google image Dorian Abbott.
	Yeah, that's not the guy I saw in Tucker.
	This is one of several professors walking around these days who are getting shit for marking tests based on meritocracy.
	Meanwhile, a lot of schools, you submit your essays without your name.
	You submit your work and the author is X42H33.
	And then X42 goes and gets his essay and sees what his mark is.
	We're now against anti-racism.
	We're against being colorblind.
	Any of these?
	Professor took school to court over pronouns here.
	Yeah.
	Well, remember, that's Jordan Peterson's whole career.
	Right.
	He was a normal, unknown prof who said, I'm not doing the pronoun thing.
	And that launched him into globally controversial figure.
	Not that guy?
	All right.
	That's enough.
	Wait, that's him, I think.
	Where's that?
	Professor who resisted school's order.
	Yeah.
	Pronoun guy.
	No, that's a different guy.
	Jesus.
	And there's our own buddy, Michael Rechtenwald.
	Right.
	Who, what was his crime again?
	It was more general.
	It was just like saying he was a member of the Communist Party at one point.
	And he just said, I feel like this censorship is getting out of hand.
	He was shut down.
	Then there was the woman, the professor's, there's professor couple, and she and her husband were shut down because she said, it's Halloween.
	You can just wear whatever you fucking want.
	Don't be ridiculous.
	I think you're smart enough to know not to do blackface or something ridiculous, but you can be an Indian.
	Don't worry about it.
	And she wasn't even that specific.
	She said, it's little kids who should be told what they can and can't wear for Halloween, not adults.
	That was a crime.
	Anyway, with all this racism, I saw an interesting study that said, no one wants this.
	No one wants race to be a thing.
	Not you, not me.
	Not me, not him.
	Oh, here we go.
	MIT canceling Abbott's lecture is not just about academic freedom.
	It's also about how radicals take power when spineless administrators are in charge.
	I read about Abbott and Marinovic's Newsweek column.
	It reflects the views of 73% of Americans and a majority of all minority groups.
	I mean, doesn't that say everything?
	We're doing the bidding of a shrill minority that doesn't reflect democracy.
	All adults, 73, do not want race or ethnicity to be a factor in college admission decisions.
	Whites, majority.
	Blacks, still way up there.
	Hispanics, even higher.
	Asians, you'd think Asians would be at zero.
	Right?
	That's so weird that Asians would be the lowest.
	Asians are the ones suffering the most from this.
	In fact, the argument that McGill University and other Ivy League schools say is if we just make it based on grades alone, the school will be all Asian.
	To which I always repeat, the NBA is all black.
	I don't give a shit.
	If our Riceys are the smartest ones we got, then the Riceys are the smartest ones we got.
	Everything woke turns to shit, okay?
	It's true.
	This is ancient news by now, but we're catching up on a lot of old stories that slip through the cracks.
	This is the slip through the cracks episodes.
	I'm going to call it that.
	This woman was canceled for being completely reasonable and saying things in the correct context.
	Like this salacious interview includes the context where she says things like, I respect everybody's decision, and she said, you do you, which means this is up to you, this is a freedom.
	I just have a personal opinion about that thing, but I don't want my opinion to affect the way you live.
	Go down?
	See if they got the whole interview.
	That's her and her dad.
	There we go.
	So it's a sports show, and she's a sportscaster.
	This is episode six.
	How long is this?
	Today we have Sage Stevens coming in from ESPN.
	I think she's on the East Coast.
	Don't they have the clips somewhere?
	I'm good at dropping the needle.
	Yeah.
	And so when did it change?
	I mean, I feel like you got there kind of right at the cusp of doing it, Ryan.
	That's why the comparison is comical because there's no shirt to it.
	There is, you know, like, because I mean, doing yours, like, we've never met.
	And I was like, I don't know.
	Like, I had to stop.
	Ryan.
	You're not as gifted as you think you are.
	You're another one of these arrogant millennials that has selective memory.
	And every time you do something right, you think it's a pattern.
	But go back down.
	Maybe there's a tweet that isolates it.
	Yeah.
	So you respect everyone's decision when it comes to vaccinations, but not about how Obama identifies on the census and in society.
	Huh, got it.
	No, she said, I don't get how Obama calls himself black.
	He was raised by a white woman in Hawaii.
	Her dad wasn't around.
	That's what I've been screaming forever.
	What's black about him?
	Well, in a racist society, he's seen as black.
	Gotcha, gotcha.
	That's a valid argument if we lived in a racist society.
	And we don't, so fuck you.
	And she did say, by the way, after she said Obama, I'm confused.
	She didn't say he may not identify as black.
	She said, I don't get it.
	And then she added, you do you.
	You're biracial.
	I'm like, I, because my mom's white, she's Irish Italian and my dad's black.
	And I, I'm like, why, why not?
	Like, I actually feel like I have the best of both worlds.
	Barack Obama chose black and he's biracial.
	I'm like, well, congratulations to the president.
	That's his thing.
	I think that's fascinating considering his black dad was nowhere to be found, but his white mom and grandma raised him.
	But hey, you do you.
	I'm going to do me.
	Joining us now to talk about this is Carrie Champion.
	She is the host of Stick to Sports, Naked with Carrie.
	She's another black woman?
	She's the host of Stick to Sports.
	And neither of you are sticky to sports.
	Holy shit.
	Okay, let's see what she has to say.
	It was very unfortunate.
	And again, the problem with offensive opinions is when they drift into legislature and you say something like, blacks are not as smart as Asians, so blacks shouldn't have the opportunity to go to MIT.
	And Asians should.
	And Asians can't play basketball, so Asians should not try out for basketball.
	It's illegal.
	Gotcha.
	Now we have someone's opinions affecting how others live their lives.
	But if you have an opinion and you buttress it with you do you, what you're saying is I have no intention of my personal opinion ever affecting anyone's life.
	Imagine being such a pussy that you saw that as a threat.
	And did you notice the bourbon has cured my wheezing?
	That is true.
	ESPN anchor.
	Carrie, your reaction to this on Twitter caught our eye.
	You said in part, my dad wasn't around when I was younger.
	I'm still black.
	I wonder what you felt when you heard Sage Steele saying that.
	How about you just say this?
	I'm still black.
	You know, I think...
	Yeah.
	You get my joke?
	That was redundant.
	Yeah, it's a redundant statement.
	Yeah.
	I think two things that were happening.
	As you mentioned, even in describing who she is, she's very popular.
	She is really well known.
	And I think...
	But wait, were you raised by an all-white family in Hawaii?
	Like, if she was raised in a black neighbor with a black mom, no one's saying you're not black.
	We've made that very clear.
	But, like, Colin Ferguson is a wigger.
	Sorry.
	People, myself included, before I even started working at ESPN, Sage was considered a role model in a lot of ways.
	She was a lot of young brown people.
	Now she's not a role model because she said something controversial with a million caveats around it.
	And so I think the reason why you're hearing so much about this in the community is because it's disappointing.
	And I think a lot of people, regardless of her experience or how she chooses to identify, for many years related to Sage as the brown girl at ESPN or someone they could look up to or they could aspire to be like.
	And my reaction was simply disappointed because, first of all, it implied so many things that were hurtful.
	And it also shows that there's...
	Her reaction has feelings and her reaction was disappointed when it heard that.
	Look at the white woman just going, don't say a word, bitch.
	Don't say a word.
	By the way, have you noticed the white woman's shirt defies physics?
	Oh, whoa.
	How is that made?
	Is the lav mic holding it together?
	Is that made by a magician?
	Is that shirt from another planet?
	It's a Christian shirt.
	Okay, I've had enough of that dumb bitch.
	The real problem, though, is that before she said the Obama thing, she said, look, the vaccine, I'm not going to get it.
	You do you.
	If you want to get it, that's up to you.
	I don't.
	Persona non grata.
	And then just a few offensive things.
	I've always told you I hate how the media says white person jumps out of car and hits black man.
	Shocking video shows attacker shoving women into train at Times Square.
	They never say, shows black attacker shoving white woman into train at Times Square.
	This woman has had a criminal laundry list, a criminal record as long as my arm.
	Boy, I had a lot of trouble with that particular one.
	She's got some weird African name, Obadaya Dubadiba.
	But I think the future for this problem in New York is suggested by Curtis Sleebo.
	There was a place in upstate New York, they called it the human repair shop.
	And it was a loony bin way upstate.
	The town hated it because there was loonies nearby.
	But then the town loved it because it employed the whole town.
	And it's the only solution.
	This woman is not evil.
	She's nuts.
	Probably racist.
	She probably hates white people.
	But how could you not when you hear the media talking about how we hunt George Floyd for sport on a daily basis?
	I mean, you got to be pretty curious and intellectual to know that everyone is lying to you about racism.
	So send her up to the loony bin.
	Fix her at the human repair shop.
	What's 2-8?
	She has a previous victim, too.
	Let me guess.
	The previous victim is white.
	Oh, Lactina.
	But light-skinned.
	Light-skinned Latina.
	She knocked out my tooth four years ago.
	Really?
	Where is it?
	Oh my god, she went to town on her.
	This woman is just...
	It's funny I'm bringing this up in a racism thing because the real big picture here is mental illness.
	Ooh, she's pretty big.
	Look at her dwarf Sergeant Satantos there.
	I'm the captain now.
	What's 2-8?
	Is that just more of her?
	Yep.
	What's 2-9?
	It's all the same shit.
	I don't know why I sent 3.
	Example exhaustion.
	Okay, jump to 3-2.
	Speaking of police, this is like a pretty typical black perspective, which is I totally ignore blacks behaving badly, including murdering each other.
	But if I see the police be slightly rude or speak out of turn or Show disrespect to a mob that wants them dead.
	This is a mob at a George Floyd rally.
	They would love to kill every cop there.
	If you could give them all a gun and say, You won't go to jail if you kill these cops, what percentage of them would go pew, pew, pew?
	I'm going to say 70%.
	Way higher.
	Well, I'm going to say 90% of the blacks and 70% of the whites.
	If they saw them burning alive, they'd cheer.
	Let's at least admit that.
	So you have to deal with a group that not just not only wants you dead, but is actively trying to facilitate that.
	Molotov cocktails in cars, smashing cop car windows, trying to hurt police.
	So I guess you're supposed to be on your best behavior when you're faced in a situation like that and not just speak nice about them, but not have any kind of camaraderie back and forth.
	Don't riff to take the heat off.
	You may not.
	Gotcha!
	So that's a sim.
	Wait, zoom out and let's hear.
	This is Grindface's reaction.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	New body camera footage shows Minneapolis police speaking about hunting people and celebrating shooting at protesters following the murder of Joy Floyd.
	What are your thoughts on this?
	Well, you've heard my thoughts on this, Grindface.
	And I have heard cops say it's like hunting people.
	It is.
	If you're chasing a perp through the projects, you're hunting people.
	Now, that's different from the BLM narrative, which is like, let's go out and find some Negroes to shoot in the head for no reason.
	No, it's maybe tracking is a better word.
	But go ahead.
	How dare you laugh and congratulate yourself for shooting a smoke bomb at protesters?
	It's nice to hear that we've moved to today.
	It was just nice to hear.
	We're going to go find some more people.
	Instead of chasing people around, we're going to hunt.
	You guys are going to hunt people now, and it's just a nice change of temple.
	Yep, agreed.
	Fuck these people.
	Is it so hard for the left to understand the difference between their narrative of hunting and what that guy was saying?
	Like, the narrative is they hunt random black people because they're black.
	This guy clearly meant try to get to the root of the problem, see if we can find Antifa or BLM with Molotov cocktails getting ready to ambush us.
	Not go to their home or not shoot them when they're going to get a watermelon at the store.
	And I'm sorry to use the word watermelon, but that's what that woman in Dallas used as an example.
	There's tracking your enemies and preventing crime, and there's going out and murdering people for fun.
	Those are pretty far apart.
	I'm a little disappointed in you dummies for being unable to separate the two, but let's be honest with each other.
	They can separate the two.
	They're just using this as fodder.
	That's why every time they show a police clip, they only show you the five seconds that it takes for someone to punch someone and not all the bullshit that led up to it.
	3-1, Stone Toss was right.
	I got a P. Behold, our newest ad campaign.
	Hmm, tasty.
	You sure this will help us sell more burgers?
	Burgers?
	And then we cut to a KFC ad in, what is that, Spanish?
	Yeah.
	Nuovo Kisburger.
	Come closer.
	You can't even see the burger.
	I think that's Italian.
	The burger is not in focus.
	Nuovo Kisburger.
	Porchestare lotani and dale tezzazioni.
	Come closer.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	It's that's that's Italian, I guess.
	And then finally, one of those things is Italian.
	The final video of this segment is a funny joke a Canadian fellow Canuck did, but there's a problem with it.
	Let's see if you can spot it.
	Sorry, 3-0?
	He's going by.
	Is he in blackface?
	See, it's a great shirt, but dude, I'm not sure you can wear that shirt around.
	I guess you can in Canada, right?
	But why would he be surprised that Justin Trudeau is in blackface when he's wearing a Justin Trudeau and blackface shirt?
	He ruined his own joke in the joke.
	Poor show.
	All right, let's jump to the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Gonna get a cool sticker on this fucking thing.
	Touch ID.
	That worked.
	That's freaky, man.
	Hey, that CBD drink you had for lunch.
	Yes.
	Is that doing anything to your body?
	Yeah, I feel a little something or other.
	Hmm.
	Like, very relaxed.
	You feel mad relaxed?
	I feel chill.
	That should be next for Johnny Apple.
	The drinks.
	Actually, it's hard to ship that.
	Just put some tincture in your drink.
	Yeah.
	Make a drink, sure.
	Did Johnny Apple stop advertising with us because you don't make your money?
	Because Nita Fashions sure made their money.
	Gavin, you're being kind of a pussy with regards to the vax.
	Gio Melmott is Be Brave, Get Fire, and that's exactly what's happening all the country to people.
	If you apply and take the bullshit medicine, it's actual communism affecting the country.
	And you're like, meh, I have money, so I don't care.
	No, I didn't say that, actually.
	Sorry.
	I feel passionately about the rights of people to refuse the vaccine.
	And I'm very impressed that Kylie Irving lost potentially $136 million to stand up for what he believes in.
	That's fantastic.
	But the vaccine itself, I don't think it makes kids infertile or anything like that.
	I just...
	It's not my cup of tea.
	Where are we here?
	Hey, I'm trying to make this...
	Boop.
	Boop.
	Sorry, new computer here, folks.
	Remove flags.
	I don't want a flag on it.
	Every time you get a new computer, you have to relearn everything.
	So I want that to be a blue flag.
	How do I make it a blue flag?
	If you liked it, then you should have put a flag on it.
	It was a lot easier before.
	If you like it, then you should have put a flag on it.
	Oh, there we go.
	Blue.
	The menu moved over.
	Few rules for the boy.
	Hard to explain that rules are different between home and school.
	Okay, so this guy is shown as a picture of himself and his kid, which we're going to take it for granted that you have no problem showing us this.
	This is young boy rules.
	So what are you not going to do today?
	No spitting.
	No spitting.
	No, what else?
	No peeing.
	Yeah, no peeing.
	Where can you pee?
	At the party.
	At the potty.
	Alright.
	Look, Brayden's here.
	Yep.
	He's good.
	He took us jeep again.
	Okay, buddy.
	No peeing, no spitting.
	No peeing on the playground right there, okay?
	Okay, love you.
	Love you so much, buddy.
	Okay, have a good day.
	Bye.
	Gotta go over the basics.
	Why are Montreal lady cops?
	Yeah, I like, that's one example of bad grammar that I enjoy.
	Well done.
	Like, why?
	Yeah, why exist?
	Oh, we've already seen this, dude.
	Come on, dude.
	Don't you watch the fucking show.
	Fucking shit.
	I'm going to start attending RCIA, Rites of Catholic Initiation for Adults.
	And I've been attending a discussion group once a week at the church as a prelude before the actual program starts.
	Okay?
	So, the discussion Monday was about faith, which you would think would be inherently uplifting, but holy crap, were these people negative and consumed with woe?
	They were terrified of the pandemic and didn't believe things were getting better.
	They blamed the unvaccinated.
	This blaming the unvaccinated is code for anti-white male.
	It's anti-maga, but it, sorry, if you want to get into the numbers, it's pretty anti-black.
	I think 76% of blacks in New York are unvaccinated.
	And they said they were stupid.
	So much for not being judgmental.
	This is like when they say big guns, guns are to whatever, make up for small dicks.
	And you're like, okay, what about black gangsters?
	They have a lot of guns.
	All of this in the face of stats saying the already relatively small number of hospitalizations are on the downward trajectory.
	The topic then veered to their teens and how they're handling all this, meaning their teenage kids.
	They said their teens are super negative and morose and directly blame boomers for every single one of their problems.
	Gen Z just seems poisoned with hatred, blame, and feeling like they've been unjustly robbed.
	What shocked me most, I think that's pretty normal for kids, though.
	I remember saying that as a young Gen Xer.
	What shocked me most was that the guy leading the discussion agreed with his kids and said his generation had quote unquote destroyed the world.
	Everyone nodded.
	It was such a disgusting display of self-hatred and general hatred of mankind.
	Maybe it's some sort of obscene, misguided self-flagellation.
	Yeah.
	I thought we were supposed to be following the word of God.
	What happened to honor thy mother and father?
	Why are they allowing their children to disrespect them?
	Why are we even listening to children?
	That just encourages them to be more arrogant than they already are.
	Yeah, good point.
	The self-flagellation leads to these arrogant women saying, I smelled my cunt today and I made it public and everyone laughed because it is funny and it smelled great.
	I think what these boomer Gen Xers aren't realizing is that millennials, Gen Z, not only think boomers are complete and utter disposable garbage, they think there has never been a good generation of people that has ever existed.
	Besides non-whites, they see them as having no original sin, which is a sin in and of itself.
	They believe themselves to be the saviors of the world, and this is all encouraged by weak boomer Gen Xers.
	So it's all discouraging.
	I'll just keep going and just keep my mind on God.
	Thanks for everything you do.
	Yeah, I think you're right.
	But I also think that wait a minute here.
	I forgot what I was going to say.
	They believe themselves to be the saviors of the world.
	Yeah, and another thing they do now is they say, I'm going to save the world by not having kids.
	And I think the real root of the problem here is divorce.
	Divorce basically started with my parents' generation.
	It started in the early 80s.
	I know it existed.
	My grandmother got divorced, but my parents have always stayed together.
	My wife's parents have always stayed together.
	And I remember guys sleeping on the couch in the 80s and thinking, this is fucked up.
	And then their kids, Gen X, my generation, said, I'm not getting married at all.
	And now they talk about the environment and how it's best for everyone if I don't breed and I want to focus on my career.
	But I honestly think it's PTSD from divorce.
	So I guess we're reading a letter where boomers are blamed for everything, and I guess I am blaming boomers in a sense, but this concept of divorce has utterly traumatized the American family and every generation since.
	And no one talks about it.
	It's the same with the pandemic and obesity.
	That is the lesson here, is that we have an obesity problem.
	But that's not the takeaway.
	No, the takeaway has been we need to get vaccinated and people are stupid and blah, blah, blah.
	All these terrible takes on what is obviously a perfect example of how dangerous it is to be fat.
	And I think I know why.
	The olds are old.
	Nothing you can do about becoming old.
	That's so fucking funny.
	So true.
	This is from Josh.
	Is there any group on the planet that finds themselves more gorgeous and adorable than middle-aged black men?
	Search the hashtag BlackKings on Instagram.
	Black guys are really gay.
	It's just what it is.
	Raised by their mothers, totally feminized.
	When they do act masculine, it's movie, comic, over-the-top masculinity.
	Almost like a woman doing an impression of masculinity.
	Yeah?
	And they also dress like children.
	That guy's a kid.
	It's like a black Pharaoh, mummified and all.
	Yeah.
	My hair's a turban.
	Definitely black.
	Look at this guy.
	I'm so big on peace.
	What, king-size?
	Right now, I don't want to deal with black king-size snickers.
	Like, isn't that how a kid dresses?
	She's a black king.
	Yo, nice work, Basquiat.
	Wait, why are women in black kings?
	Black kings and queens, I see.
	Jump.
	Okay, more black kings.
	That's someone who likes a singer.
	It's a quite a low dip.
	Ben Vereno's cool, but that's a dipper.
	Dipperoo.
	Oh my god.
	Coming into your 33 in full savage mode.
	That's a perfect example of what this guy's talking about.
	He's a nerd.
	He's an anime nerd.
	Look at the gay eyes on this one.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay.
	What's she got to say?
	Can't we hear her?
	Yeah, we figured that.
	I'm a black king.
	I'm a brown king, buddy.
	I'm a dope.
	I'm telling you, man, I'm a number one black king.
	We was kings.
	Indian blackface.
	We got some people sending things in that we like.
	Here's one of them.
	What are your thoughts on the bird which is the bald eagle?
	I think it's good.
	I think it's good.
	Very Nick Fuentes-esque.
	Now, this one.
	Drum roll, please.
	Oh my god, it's big N. It's big N. I'm going to put guests.
	Big N. Yes.
	Oh, you said, what are you shouting about?
	Listen, I know it's been a tough year.
	It's been really, really hard for a lot of us.
	But listen, don't let the past define the future.
	Look forward.
	Think about the bird that's in the bald eagle, okay?
	God bless you guys.
	Is it a pregnant bald eagle?
	Go get him!
	The bird that's in the bald eagle.
	I'm guessing it's another bald eagle.
	Sorry, I'm not sure.
	Okay.
	Oh, that's because he said your name.
	I forgot you were there.
	Alexa, what's the population of Ohio?
	What a useless fucking bitch.
	Computer, what's the population of Ohio?
	According to the 2020 U.S. Census, the population of Ohio is 11.8 million people, which is a 2.3% increase over the 2010 years.
	700 million and a computer, how many people died in America in 2020?
	Here's something I found on the web.
	According to Luffy.org, in 2020, approximately 3,358,814 resident deaths occurred in the United States.
	44,838 deaths in final data for the previous year.
	So a million more?
	Alexa, how many Americans died in 2018?
	I mean, computer, how many Americans died in 2019?
	Here's something I found on reference.com.
	More than 400,000 Americans died during World War II.
	The vast majority of these casualties.
	Computer, stop.
	I got to really take some time aside and research exactly how many people died every year in America because remember we had that chart and it was going up 1.8% a year.
	In other words, COVID did not affect the death rate this year at all.
	It's hard to look up though because there's a lot of misinformation.
	I'm misinformation.
	Okay, last letter.
	When will Gary be back?
	Dear G-String and the worthless wonder, Tom McDonald here with another inquiry about the show.
	When will either of you pay for an Uber so Gary can come back?
	I get that the guy literally smells like the inside of a camel's pussy, but surely two smart men, one really, Can figure out something that works for transportation.
	It always tickled me to play puppeteer to that empty-headed buffoon, and I would very much enjoy the opportunity to troll him some more.
	Send my love to Camilla.
	I'm beyond angry.
	He's right.
	We got to get Larry back.
	We got to get Gary back.
	All right, last.
	Okay, this is the last one.
	I lied.
	Gavin and Rye, follow 215Man, M-A-N-N.
	All one word.
	It's even better than ShizMob or Mob Shiz.
	It's a private account, so you'll have to get approved to see the post, but the guy seems to be on it pretty quick for approving people.
	I like your new sunglasses, and Ryan is an okay guitar player.
	Hey, you go.
	Look that up.
	215Man2Ns.
	215Man.
	Oh, he's got a lot of followers.
	Okay, let's get to the final video.
	Let's.
	Is that the same guy who does the mailbag song?
	I believe it's a different person.
	Well, you should know that.
	Aren't you hooked up with the music of the show?
	Hey, Ryan?
	I'm looking it up right now.
	Sounds like a similar voice.
	He's got a very soothing voice.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a daddy.
	Daddy better wait when he better than them with me.
	Okay, so this is an oldie but a goodie.
	We're going deep into the vaults for this.
	Some Indian chick, Marlon Brando, was supposed to get an award.
	He sent out an Indian.
	I remember hearing this story a million times, but I've never actually seen the footage or I've listened to the dancing.
	That he very regretfully cannot accept.
	Look, I know a lot of Indians, and there's a lot going on with that face that I'm not feeling.
	I think this might be crazy maximum 25% Indian.
	But that schnaz, it's Jewish, it's white, it's Italian.
	I'm calling bullshit on this.
	What's her name?
	Go back to the beginning?
	Justine Littlefeather?
	Justine Little.
	All one word little.
	Wait, no.
	Oh, Chachine.
	Sachine.
	Sachine Littlefeather.
	Sachine Littlefeather.
	She's an activist.
	Oh, her name's Mary Louise Cruz.
	Oh.
	That is very disappointing.
	She who disappoints.
	Her mother was a leather stamper from Phoenix, Arizona, of French, German, and Dutch descent.
	Her mother and two sisters were subject to their father's rage and bearings.
	Her father, Manuel Ibera Cruz, was born in the desert and was from the White Mountain Apache and Yaque tribes.
	Well, why is he Cruz then?
	The couple moved to California while her mother was pregnant.
	Mixed-race couples were illegal in Arizona at the time.
	They opened up their own business, Cruz Saddlery.
	So it's looking like her dad was 100% or half, right?
	So her dad was half, which means that she's a quarter.
	That he very regretfully cannot accept this very generous award.
	And the reasons for this being are the treatment of American Indians today by the film industry.
	Excuse me.
	So this assumes that cowboys get killed less than Indians in Westerns, which that's a pretty big assumption, and you should probably have some numbers to back it up, just like Oscars so white.
	We looked into it and discovered that about 14% of the Oscars go to blacks, which is perfectly proportional to the population, Peter Piper.
	So can you just tell us that like out of the 20 most popular Westerns, over 300,000 Indians were killed and six cowboys?
	Wouldn't that go along with the fact that don't they have a gripe about how their people were killed by cowboys?
	So wouldn't that be a good point.
	If they weren't getting killed by cowboys, then they would have no complaints.
	So he was what's elected, eligible, nominated.
	That's it.
	Fuck my brain today.
	For Vito Carleon.
	Yes.
	But her name isn't Sachin Littlefeather.
	I'm Apache, she said.
	Okay, let's go back up to your dad.
	Your dad was White Mountain Apache.
	Okay.
	Moore escorted Little Feather offstage.
	People were critical of her.
	She read to journalists that Brando had prepared to publish the text the next day.
	Before she announced, Raquel Welch said, I hope the winner doesn't have a cause.
	And he remarked, blah, blah, blah.
	Michael Caine criticized Brando for letting some poor little Indian girl take the booze instead of standing up and doing it himself.
	The audience was divided.
	She claimed she was blacklisted by the Hollywood community.
	I didn't know she was an actress.
	Media reports published several falsehoods, such as that she was not Native American or had rented the outfit for the occasion.
	She has said that the federal government encouraged the blacklisting in order to abate Native American activism after Wounded Knee.
	Oh, and then she did a musical number, too.
	Wounded Knee was a million years ago.
	I guess there was two Wounded Knees.
	Am I stupid?
	Yeah.
	Cher was not...
	Cher was like Syrian, Iranian.
	She's 0%.
	So what was the new wounded knee?
	There was the 1890 wounded knee.
	Are they still talking about?
	Oh, there was a 1973 incident at the same location, also known as the Second Wounded Knee, when approximately 200 Oglala Lakota, sometimes called Aglala Sioux, seized and occupied the town of Wounded Knee,
	South Dakota, on the Pymage Reservation.
	Is this when Leonard Pelche was killed?
	No.
	I think Leonard Pelchier was involved in that.
	Leonard Pelchier.
	Anyway, go back to her speech.
	And on television, in movie reruns, and also with recent happenings at Wounded Knee, I beg at this time that I have not intruded upon this evening and that we will, in the future,
	our hearts and our understandings will meet with love and generosity.
	Thank you on behalf of Marlon Brando.
	This was another ceremony.
	I don't know if I should present this award on behalf of all the cowboys shot and all the John Ford Westerns over the years.
	That was beautiful.
	You got to say your thing?
	I got a thing to say.
	I think that's very telling that that was the early 70s because we are back in that again.
	There was the FLQ, the Quebeco, that wanted to separate.
	There was the Weathermen who later, after serving their time, became allies of Obama and BLM.
	That dude from the Weathermen, Barack Obama started his political career in his living room at a fundraiser.
	Then we have that chick who got out recently and she became the secretary-treasurer of BLM.
	Next thing you know, the owner of the main chick at BLM has a landing strip in her front yard, $4 million worth of real estate.
	So these activists have been here before.
	The difference between the late 60s, early 70s and their terrorism, where they killed people and don't sleep, there was lots of people killed in the past two years of these riots.
	Our estimates are about 35, 40.
	And those were similar body counts back then.
	Like when the FLQ in Quebec bombed a building, they only killed one person.
	The weathermen, I think, only killed about five.
	They shot a Brinks security guard guy in the head.
	That's the one who ended up being the BLM Secretary of Treasurer.
	I think she was in the getaway car when the Brinks security guy was shot in the head.
	They needed money for the revolution.
	So similar body counts, exact same mentality.
	The difference is this time they have social media, the internet, and they have the media on their side doing their PR work.
	The Don LeMans, the Chris Cuomos.
	So the cult's been here before, but this is the first time the cult has had a loudspeaker.
	And so what do we do?
	We scream back louder.
	We have to be just as vocal as they are.
	Sure, the incurious will gloss over it, but the curious need little nuggets.
	They need that magic box with the key in it where we can smirk and go, we have a key to the lair.
	So let's get the word out.
	And the truth is, America is not racist.
	America's not sexist, transphobic.
	There are not more than two genders.
	Everything you're being told is a lie.
	The West is the best.
	America has a lot to be proud of, and they should be celebrating, not self-flagellating.
	So get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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