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Oct. 12, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E41 - YOU'RE A DOMESTIC TERRORIST

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	Oh, live from New York.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnis.
	Niggas want me through this shit like this.
	Niggas want me through this shit like that's the minor Kipper.
	This is what's up.
	Well, I forgot.
	Beat my boo.
	We reached the pressure.
	I got some big, fuck, wild.
	Beat my boo.
	I got some big, fuck, wild.
	Niggas want me through this shit like the fight.
	Beat my boat.
	I killed it right at the good part.
	Welcome to another episode of Get Off My Lawn.
	This one's going to be half an hour long.
	We are reducing yesterday's length by 50%.
	We heard and, you know, you spoke and we listened.
	Yeah.
	You seemed thrilled with an hour.
	Most of the feedback was too long.
	Right.
	So today will be half an hour.
	Tomorrow will be 15 minutes.
	Thursday will be, of course, a five-minute show.
	It'll be called five-minute take.
	And then the following week, every show is one minute long.
	It's a hot take, like the barstool guy.
	I don't like that guy.
	KFC?
	No, I don't like him.
	We saw him in person, me and my wife, and I was like, look at him and his ice-cold takes.
	He's so PC.
	Yes.
	And I don't give a shit when women are politically correct because they're broads.
	And that's probably good for society.
	These Ted Baker jackets come with a built-in pocket square.
	Probably good for society to have women to be too soft.
	But men can't be too hard.
	And when they are worried about, I don't know, racism and shit, it's just gross.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, it is gross.
	Hucky.
	Like, I bring up racism when it's relevant.
	It's racist that de Blasio's Killing the Gifted program.
	That's an example of anti-Asian violence.
	There's a lot of other anti-Asian violence going around.
	I wouldn't call the Killing the Schools violent, but you know what I mean.
	It's an anti-Asian hate crime.
	It's racist.
	There's lots of racism towards whites.
	I'm politically correct when it comes to that.
	There's a lot of anti-Semitism towards Israelis, towards Elhan Omar has a lot of racist sentiments towards Jews in general.
	I'm obviously against that.
	But like to constantly be filtering through white people and finding them sinning is corny.
	Corny.
	His takes are ice cold.
	What do you think of my ice cold new shoes?
	Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
	They're dope.
	They're like my brown Clarks, but they're black.
	Going back to the show length, we're gonna, if it's okay, we can show you the entire episode one week from now.
	There it is.
	Oh, no, we should definitely have the gun.
	You want the gun?
	Well, that's the day before.
	Let's make a commitment to the viewers right now.
	We will never, ever have a show that's so short you don't see the that's from I Shot Indy Warhol by the way.
	That's that cute weird-looking chick.
	There you go.
	Okay.
	That opening band was Collective Termstrasse.
	Some guys from Hamburg who would been doing this since the late 90s and they've been schlotzing and Fnötzing.
	And now they're getting more.
	Their videos are very high quality.
	They must be rich.
	Of course, it's Germany.
	I mean, they can make a paper airplane and it would go for an hour.
	They're not great at soul and humor and the sort of Latin things that the Greeks and the French and the Italians can do, but they are good at being precise.
	All right, let's jump into it.
	We've only got another 20 minutes, right?
	This is going around.
	This chick, amateur hour at the Apollo, what's her name?
	Alex Alexi McCammond?
	And she's been popping up in the news her entire career, and it's always a shit show.
	It's always a failure.
	And she's always getting canceled for this.
	She's always cannibalized by her fellow lefties.
	Yet she keeps doing it.
	She keeps being a lefty.
	They hate you, Alexi.
	Come over to the dark side, you stupid bitch.
	But she's another one of these, raised by her white mom, abandoned by her black dad, and is obsessed with the evils of white people.
	Which is just like, please stop.
	Its decision to stop selling ice cream in Israeli-occupied Palestinian territories.
	You guys are big proponents of voting rights.
	Why do you still sell ice cream in Georgia?
	Texas abortion bans.
	I don't know.
	He's announced its decision to sell ice cream.
	That's what he said.
	That's a fun remix where they added music, but that's exactly how it happened in real life.
	Maybe she is getting...
	She works for Axios now.
	I can't remember what they are.
	Are they left or right?
	They claim to be like right down the middle fair, just reporting scoops.
	Sure, sure.
	So maybe, like, it's conceivable that her angle there is lampooning This political correctness and saying, where do you draw the line?
	Because if you don't do Palestine, then you shouldn't do Georgia.
	You shouldn't do anyone who has slightly objectionable rules.
	It doesn't go by Ben and Jerry's.
	Does Ben and Jerry's even own Ben and Jerry's?
	I don't think they do.
	I think they're owned by some like global ice cream of vision thing.
	So that's going around that interview.
	But if you remember her, she was the one, so she dressed up as an Indian for Halloween and they caught her.
	And she also said, everyone talks about racism, but no one talks about black on black racism.
	That's a sin.
	Totally valid point.
	And you can tell as a light-skinned, almost white-passing black woman, she probably gets a lot of shit from like the chicken James Bond blacks.
	But no, you're not allowed to bring that up.
	Unilever.
	Unilever.
	Yeah, Unilever.
	So why are they doing interviews?
	Were they 5% shareholders?
	Do you remember her?
	That's 1-3, I guess.
	And then she also got in big trouble for a horrible racist tweet where she said, this is when she's still in college, right?
	She's a child.
	Give me a 2 out of 10 on my chem problem.
	Cross out all my work and don't explain what I did wrong.
	Thanks a lot, stupid Asian TA.
	You're great.
	How is that an issue?
	So on the one hand, I'm happy that she keeps walking into the wood chipper because I like when they're exposed to their own hypocrisy.
	But on the other hand, we always have to take a step back on this show and go, so what exactly happened?
	Like, all blacks should go back to Africa is a racist statement to say.
	Gotcha.
	It's never that.
	It's never that.
	It's always like, dark blacks seem mean to us light-skinned blacks.
	True fact.
	I'm dressing up like an Indian for Halloween because it's a dress-up party and that's a thing to dress up as.
	Correct, but verboten.
	And then she's identifying the race of her TA.
	What the fuck?
	That's called color.
	Color's yellow, but it's color.
	And then she was also the woman who started fucking one of Joe Biden's advisors, young guy.
	And it's all amateur out at the Apollo.
	They're all silly children who don't know what they're doing.
	So he finds out some reporter's going to write about it and he goes, I will destroy you.
	You remember this guy?
	TJ Ducklow?
	That's one of those stupid things where it's like a fake article done in India where they're like, she is a nice lady.
	That is her dad.
	He's a great guy.
	You don't have more modern pictures?
	Yeah, that's him.
	T.J. Oh.
	I don't know what's going on with her ex-fiancé.
	Matt Kunkman.
	So if you go up, TJ Ducklow was boning her for a while.
	And he got fired for telling the journalists that he will destroy her if she writes about their relationship.
	Like, what's the common thread throughout all this?
	Amateur hour at the Apollo.
	Losers.
	That little child of a man is a Biden advisor, and he's telling journalists he's going to destroy her.
	Like, that's not going to get out?
	You fucking dummy.
	Did Tony Soprano email people and say he's going to destroy them?
	Like, you got to do something a little more substantial if you're going to be making threats.
	Threats don't work on email.
	These aren't real men.
	I can tell you right now.
	Real men.
	It's the guy from Mask.
	Am I?
	With Rucky Dennis, I mean, the Cher one, not the Jim Carrey one.
	That's correct.
	What's your name again?
	Joe Peckinpaw, Sam Peabody?
	Sam Elliott.
	Sam Elliott.
	Now, I'm just listening here about this TJ Duck-o-whoever.
	And you can tell he's not a real man.
	Doesn't drive a real car.
	Like the all-new Dodge Ram.
	With the all-new Dodge Rams, you have horsepower that glues you to the road like a fucking man.
	How much horsepower?
	500,500.
	What is the shaft horsepower of the Luma HC-50 Blackhawk helicopter?
	Well, I can tell you, it's probably not as much as the all-new Dodge Ram.
	Built with enough elbow grease to get you from point A to point whoopass.
	But it's elbow grease.
	It's got a lot.
	Built with elbow grease.
	Built with barbecue sauce.
	We'd like to welcome our new sponsor, the Dodge Ram, which isn't that a Tesla?
	We'd like to thank them both for being there, new sponsors of the show.
	Things are really looking up.
	So anyway, this is the kind of thing that goes viral when you have affirmative action, when you have journalists who went to these terrible NYU Columbia journalism schools and they get out into the real world and they just produce garbage.
	Like meritocracy is all but dead.
	And you see it when you investigate some silly cunt like this who had a ridiculous interview with Ben and Jerry's.
	I was at the bar last night, believe it or not.
	And it was said, oh, it's Columbus Day.
	And I said, you're welcome.
	And I was talking to relatively like-minded people, but this black guy who's not a fan of the G-Dog, we had a big fight about the crows in Dumbo.
	Do you remember that story?
	He said it was racist.
	And I said, the crows are black.
	I'm not going to lie.
	But black people did talk like that.
	And the crows are kicking ass.
	They're laughing at Dumbo.
	He's a loser in that scenario.
	And then he said, well, what about the honeymooners?
	Do you know what race they are?
	Where are they from?
	And I'm like, yeah, they're white trash.
	And they're the laughingstock again.
	And if Dumbo was a race, he was white, right?
	Yeah, I'd say.
	Anyway, he's like, he's on his way to the bathroom.
	He's like, oh, fuck him, man.
	He was trying to get to India.
	That's why he called those people Indians.
	He thought, that fucking idiot thought he was in India.
	I go, dude, that's like saying he tried to go to Mars and he ended up on the moon.
	You go to The moon.
	At this point, he'd already turned around and headed to the bathroom.
	But then I kept talking.
	You, he came from Genova, Italy, right?
	Home of Pesto.
	Yum.
	Navigated his way to the Caribbean.
	I'd like to see you do that today.
	We'll give you whatever ship you want.
	We'll get the best ship available to man.
	It can be a big yacht.
	It can be a little speedboat.
	You choose the boat.
	We'll give you the GPS, everything, dude.
	The latest technology.
	You can sleep downstairs, air conditioning, everything.
	I bet you won't make it.
	I bet you get lost.
	Speaking of lunatics running the asylum, we're having some trubs at Rikers.
	That's not footage from the inmates at Rikers, but it could be.
	They've taken over.
	They stole a bus, crashed it, having some fun there.
	Inside Rikers, dysfunction, lawlessness, and detainees in control.
	Oh, the New York Times has to begrudgingly admit.
	That's what I like about the Daily Mail.
	There's no grudging.
	They're like, this is exciting.
	We've got some gossip.
	Rikers on an inmate stole bus and smashed it into a bloody wall after God left keys in ignition.
	Others roam the halls and free each other to carry out gang attacks with God giving inmate Razor to help him.
	Ooh, I hope John Campbell is still there.
	Remember the Antifa who got a year?
	Oh, yeah.
	Look him up.
	John Campbell, Antifa sentenced.
	Fingers crossed, he's getting his face slit with a razor right now.
	I believe it was something else.
	David Campbell.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I was sent to jail.
	Oh, shit, he's out.
	I was sent to jail after a fight at an Antifa protest.
	I couldn't keep nearly as quiet at Rikers Island as I'd planned.
	Nerdy white guys kind of stand out in there.
	Well, that's going to be a juicy read.
	Dude.
	Nerdy white guys.
	You mean rich kids?
	I was arrested, blah, blah, blah.
	10.30 cluster of attendees from the galley, clearly drunk, run into a cluster of protesters.
	I don't know how it started, but it soon became a melee with half a dozen.
	No, dude.
	This is all lies.
	I love how they just let an Antifa guy go to Huffington Post and just make up a story.
	You attacked an old Jewish man because he was at a MAGA thing, a Cernovich thing, Night for Freedom, that had been doxxed by Vic Berger and Chelsea Manning.
	And you beat the shit out of him.
	You strangled him.
	And you punched him.
	He went into cardiac arrest and almost died.
	Somehow, you didn't get felony assault.
	You got some bullshit plea down year at Rikers.
	Go back.
	I searched.
	Your name is not in the article.
	Okay, I don't care.
	A proud boy.
	Nothing to do.
	Wait.
	Oh, look.
	Wait a minute.
	What's this?
	Four days in my sentence spent two days with a proud boy who had been arrested.
	That's Jeff.
	Fact about Jeff.
	Oh, that's right.
	I was in the initial adjustment phase then, undoubtedly the hardest part of my time in jail.
	I was overwhelmed by the new world of cold, hard surfaces, terrible food, lack of privacy, autonomy, clanging, shouting, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Poor angel.
	I desperately needed to put my thoughts on paper, but nothing to write with.
	The proud boy didn't exactly want to shake my hand, but he gave me a golf pencil.
	And in return, I agreed not to out him to the rest of the prisoners as a trumpster.
	He was telling people that he'd been in a bar fight.
	To my embarrassment, he also trounced me in a round of scrabble.
	This is not Jeff's version of events.
	Interesting.
	Jeff's version of events is that he outed him and said, fuck with this guy after he had tricked him into being friends.
	Let's get him on the line.
	Yeah, okay.
	Yeah.
	You see, when it comes to space, there's not a lot of space when it comes to jail or prison for that matter.
	When we're talking about the expanding cosmos, there's a lot more space and no golf pencils.
	Go back to the article.
	It's much more interesting than you sounding like Neil deGrasse Tyson on heroin.
	Feels good.
	In my research preparation, I was stay quiet, mind my own business.
	So wait, go back up to what got him in there.
	It was just a random fight.
	Go up.
	The cops never arrested the alt-right guys who likely started the fight.
	There were none.
	They were up in the...
	The police wouldn't let us out.
	The guy that you beat up was the guy who broke free from police and said, I'm walking home on my own.
	I don't need your help.
	Right.
	A cluster of attendees from the gala ran into a cluster of protesters.
	That's all a lie.
	Half dozen people, blah, blah, blah.
	I've been about to leave.
	Shortly after the fight broke out, a cop appeared and grabbed the first person in black he saw, me, much larger than me.
	He attacked me from behind without a word, threw me to the pavement, shattering my shin bone.
	I spent four days in the hospital hanging.
	No, you fought the cop, you fucking liar.
	Like, the Huffington Post is just a publicity firm for Antifa.
	Wow.
	Is there any, like, a, you know, thing that they write at the end of it to be like, listen, this is a guy's opinion.
	Why don't you go to the end of it then?
	No.
	David Campbell's writer, translator, funeral director, embalmer, former anti-fascist, former anti-fascist political.
	Oh, okay.
	Penn America, Writing for Justice.
	He's currently writing a book about his time behind bars.
	Oh, God.
	How many...
	Wait, it was months, right?
	Really was not.
	It was a year.
	It was a year, okay.
	Went on a Twitter at ABDAC.
	Find word about him.
	Yeah, no.
	Yeah, that doesn't look good for Jeff.
	In fact, even Jeff's version of events didn't sound very good because why didn't you beat the shit out of him when you saw him at Rikers?
	Because that's something Antifa does.
	Attack people unprovoked.
	Probably he doesn't want to get more shit.
	Hassan Piker, poor guy.
	The fact that he's rich will not die.
	And we saw, speaking of PR firms, he paid a PR firm to become a Twitter moment.
	The Twitter moment was some digital business magazine no one's heard of called like Cyber Report.
	And it was all about how, yes, he makes some money, but he also donates a charity and he's fucking awesome.
	It's pathetic.
	Pathetic.
	I bet it cost him 25 grand.
	It cost him 25 grand for that.
	That was the firm's fee.
	And then to become a Twitter moment is another 5K.
	Depending on the duration, he paid for a day.
	These are the numbers I'm guessing, but I have been in media for a quarter century.
	So here he is on Prague Are You getting lampooned?
	Inequality.
	What does that mean?
	Inequality in our society?
	The fact that the wealthy keep hoarding more and more wealth while poor people die, even in the wealthiest country on the earth?
	Hoarding more and more wealth.
	How about 200 grand a month?
	Inequality?
	Yeah, that's fun.
	Okay, let's jump to the war on kids.
	We've only got another two minutes before this show's over.
	Oh, geez.
	Yeah.
	You're going to get used to it as they get shorter and shorter and shorter.
	Wait, what's this?
	Oh, you're showing the thing.
	We're living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
	Regulations to indocument American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctors.
	Pretty insane, huh?
	I noticed that in the Biden sniffing part, why did I say pretty insane?
	I haven't even shown the clip that's in my head.
	Sorry.
	I'm skipping ahead of myself here.
	That's probably just a short episode.
	Pretty insane.
	Pretty insane intro, huh, guys?
	The intro you've seen 30 times?
	Pretty nuts, right, kids?
	By the way, side note, tangent within a tangent within a tangent.
	Kamala Harris, remember when she was talking to the kids about space and how exciting space is?
	We've just discovered those kids she were talking to are actors, and they had to audition a ton of them before they found ones who could be sufficiently in awe of her ridiculous laugh.
	So that's tangent one.
	Now back a tangent, Joe Biden sniffing there.
	He recently defended himself and said, no, no, no, that's just who I am.
	It was the Cuomo thing where he's like, I'm Italiano.
	I touch your ears.
	I'm like, hey, what's up?
	Whoa.
	That's why I grabbed her ass.
	I grab guys' asses all the time.
	No, you don't.
	And Biden, no, you don't.
	I've never seen Biden sniff any adult.
	He doesn't sniff them.
	He doesn't burrow into adults.
	He doesn't play with adults' hair.
	He's not even like that handshakey of a guy.
	Is he?
	Like, he's not this.
	You know, Cuomo at least has an argument with the Italian stuff.
	But Biden, I don't really see him like hugging that much.
	No one can get near him.
	They're scared he's going to break.
	Okay, so we got two doozies of a story here.
	Look at this ad to teach children pole dancing.
	Kids pole too.
	Looking to combine an element of dance and acrobatics for your child?
	Pole sport competitions start at age six plus.
	You know, a stripper pole.
	When I first became a father, I was told you have one job and that's to keep her off the pole.
	Not anymore.
	Now we want to get them on the pole.
	Give your little ones a chance to be great competitors by getting them enrolled early on kids' pole classes age 7 to 12.
	All right, let's give them a call.
	Now, I can't legally call people without getting their permission, but I guess I can just call and not record her.
	So put up the flyer again.
	I got to see the bottom of its shit for brains.
	1-812-556-8037.
	You are on the air.
	We'll have a conversation.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You don't want me to learn, share, listen.
	Disconnected, huh?
	Oh.
	Do you think it's fake?
	No.
	Well, is there a website?
	Let's see.
	Well, what's that up on the side?
	Tiffs Pole Fitness.
	Tiffs Charlotte Pole.
	We call it age-appropriate pole techniques only.
	No worries.
	Oh, thank God.
	Oh, okay.
	You know, the normal things that people do on polls.
	Let's see.
	Tiffs Pole Fitness.
	There's no such thing as normal non-sexual pole dancing.
	It comes from a strip club.
	Why do you think drug dealers have poles installed in their homes?
	It's so women will strip for them.
	I always thought that was weird when married couples have a stripper pole.
	I'm not against it.
	Whatever makes you fuck your wife is awesome.
	But like the idea of my wife stripping, pam, no, I could get into it, I guess.
	I don't know if this is it.
	No, that doesn't look like it.
	Should I not trust Cassandra Fairbanks as a source?
	Well, it's not just her.
	I mean, oh, wait, let's see.
	What do you got?
	It was called Tiffs.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Seems to be...
	Thank you for showing your interest in the kids' pole class.
	It looks...
	Okay.
	Wait, wait.
	I know that it's going to take time for everyone to drop the stigma of it's a stripper pole.
	Why do we want to drop the stigma and understand that pole is an international sport now?
	I have patience and hope for our future generations of pole Olympians.
	What?
	There's no polls in the Olympics?
	There's no crying in base pole.
	I want to share an example with the public of an international pole sport competition for kids.
	What?
	I don't believe you.
	And if there is international poll competitions for kids, that's Equally corrupt because polls are for stripping.
	All right, so we'll leave it up to the baby monsters to figure out how legit that is.
	Here's something that's very legit, though, and fucking spooky.
	So there's a school, Loudoun County.
	Where the fuck's Loudoun County?
	Go down a bit?
	Virginia.
	On June 22nd, Scott Smith was arrested at a Loudoun County, Virginia school board meeting, a meeting that was ultimately deemed an unlawful assembly after many attendees vocally opposed a policy on transgender students.
	What people didn't know is that weeks prior, on May 28th, Smith says a boy allegedly wearing a skirt entered a girl's bathroom at a nearby Stonebridge High School where he sexually assaulted Smith's ninth grade daughter.
	This guy needs a medal for not killing that boy.
	Juvenile records are sealed, but he was charged with two counts of forcible sodomy, one count of anal sodomy, and one count of forcible fellatio.
	Pretty bad stuff.
	Every father's worst nightmare happened, and the takeaway is that this guy's a domestic terrorist because he's threatening board members.
	I trusted you with my daughter.
	I put her in your school.
	She was raped in the worst way imaginable, actually.
	Who knew that within the paradigm of rape, there would be a scenario that's worse than what you think when you hear rape?
	Anal rape in the bathroom at the school.
	Ninth grade is what, 13?
	Your 13-year-old daughter was anally raped and orally raped.
	Fallatio.
	He stuck his dick in her mouth and fucked her face.
	Like, I'm kind of disappointed in the dad for not going on a murder spree.
	Go do that to a baby cub.
	Go do that to a lab's puppy.
	Go rape a kitten in the ass.
	See how well that works out for you.
	It's not going to go well.
	So it shouldn't go well with us because animals are losers.
	We're above animals.
	But yeah, they're vilifying this guy, arresting him for protesting.
	And the school is trying to hide the thing.
	That's why the...
	Well, the records are sealed because they're kids, but the media is not going near it.
	The Daily Wire is the only one that's had the courage to open up this story.
	Isn't that fucking nuts?
	Go back to it.
	We need more.
	I can't just.
	Oh, you don't say.
	Holy shit.
	There's an update.
	There's a hell of an update, baby monsters.
	Yeah, it seems to be legit.
	Yep.
	Here's another one.
	This is from Gateway Pundit.
	Well, that's Cassandra.
	Yeah.
	Seven.
	Confirmed.
	Oh, they happened to remove that.
	Oh, wait, no.
	Blockban extension.
	Well, that's a kid dancing in a bikini.
	I think I need to see that.
	Yeah, I don't need to see that.
	Actually, I do need to see that.
	It's uh Instagram post?
	No, no.
	Why isn't it loading?
	We're annoying people.
	They're feeling my annoyance.
	Well, I'll go to this until then.
	Wait, no, that's the wrong thing, Ryan.
	So is this the dad getting arrested?
	Yes.
	Oh, fuck.
	How dare he object?
	Look at that.
	What a dick.
	Dude, just let your daughter get raped.
	It's not the end of the world.
	It's anal.
	She's not going to get pregnant.
	But this is school board descends into chaos after new transgender rule.
	So this is.
	Why do these parents so...
	It's transphobic to be anti-rape.
	That's where we're at.
	Because remember, the initial thing was that no one's going to get molested in the bathroom.
	Calm down.
	It's never happened.
	There he is.
	No, that's a different guy.
	It's never happened.
	It never will happen.
	You're making a mountain out of a molehill.
	Don't be ridiculous.
	Doodle doodle loop.
	It starts happening like crazy.
	Remember, Alak Sherma, the ugliest trans person in the world, said, don't pretend your daughters are little angels, you know, and we're the predators.
	They have their own sexuality.
	Yeah, I assume they've gone into hiding.
	At least we have that much.
	When pedophiles get caught, they're less brave.
	There's still some hope.
	But go back to that thing of him getting arrested.
	Oh, that doesn't look so bad.
	Oh, that's much worse.
	Look at that.
	Smith was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.
	He said he was trying to contain himself after listening to school board staff say they'd never heard a report of sexual assault in a bathroom when that's what his daughter reported weeks earlier.
	His daughter had been raped by a boy wearing a skirt in the girl's bathroom and that the school ignored it.
	Jeez.
	Okay, dude, it's time for some Charles Bronson deathware shit, no?
	All right, that's enough war on kids.
	We don't want to get too depressed.
	Let's jump over to the meandering.
	Do we have a video for that?
	I don't think so.
	We definitely have a backdrop.
	We've got a backdrop for the meandering.
	It really is splitting the country.
	It's a perfect example of how split we are as a country.
	Oof, I just saw that guy sitting there and I remembered David Campbell and I got mad.
	A fight broke out.
	No, you were the fight, dude.
	It's all on video, too.
	That's the other thing.
	There's reams of footage and there's no, it's all Antifa.
	The only people you see there that aren't Antifa, it's the journalists filming them getting attacked.
	A melee.
	It was a melee.
	You were the fucking melee.
	You dick.
	This is before Norm Died.
	Talking about the meandering.
	My favorite part is when the violent terrorists made sure to stay inside the velvet Ropes in Statuary Hall.
	You should make a Norm McDonald face.
	We could have him back from the grave.
	Yeah, that would be cool, I guess.
	So, our favorite, Amy Siskin, who I strongly encourage that you don't harass in a petty way, like you're a bitch, you're fat.
	But please constantly point out her mistakes and her hypocrisy.
	So, here she is saying, womp, womp to a tyrannical America.
	You're living in a fascist state, a police state, and your take is, haha.
	So, just in January 6th defendant Zachary Rail, remember him?
	He's the guy who had the Boomer Patriot rally in Philadelphia, and they said it was a rally to celebrate the synagogue shooting.
	How'd they get a permit for that?
	Who celebrates synagogue shootings?
	He's a big pro-cop guy.
	They threw a brick through his window that night, even though it was clearly exposed that day that it wasn't a pro-synagogue shooting rally.
	It was a fucking boomer rally with Ben Franklin guys dressed up, carrying big long screeds and talking about the Constitution.
	That's what they do over there in Liberty Bell Town.
	But then they threw a brick through his window, almost hit his girlfriend in the head.
	Fucking terror.
	That's terror.
	One of several Proud Boys leaders charged, yes, this is true, reveals in a late Saturday court filing that a close friend's home was raided by the FBI on Friday.
	It suggests the FBI probe of Proud Boys' leadership is still very active.
	Oh, thank God.
	Like, as an American citizen, you should go, still?
	With the fucking meandering?
	We have a black kid, and we'll get to this later in racism, shoots up a school.
	He's home the next day with his family.
	They talk about how he was bullied for being a nerd.
	They have a fundraiser for him.
	Contrast that with these guys who wander around within the velvet ropes and they're still in solitary confinement, just like Tommy Robinson.
	Does that sound just to you?
	Is womp womp the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear about that?
	Like, believe it or not, I don't want liberals treated that way.
	I don't want liberals rounded up and thrown in solitary confinement for meandering.
	I don't want any American citizens to go through that.
	But go back to the thread.
	Not that I should subject myself to this.
	Amy, they ripped up his yard.
	Just because he wasn't there doesn't mean he didn't help organize it or invest, like organize what?
	Well, the good news is they're making more friends that like to come and visit them.
	Like it's all, when you look at her feed, it's all these sadistic, boomer-angry woman liberals who just want to see young white males in pain and in chains and in cages.
	Yeah, that's the quintessential example right there.
	Perfect.
	She's a lover of people.
	Lover of people.
	I'm a lover of people and a lover of seeing Christians thrown in jail.
	I like to say thoughts and prayers sarcastically because I hate Christians so much.
	Look at that, some digital blackface.
	Keep up the stellar work.
	Well, you just predicted something.
	What?
	Using black memes or black emojis or whatever, that's going to be a thing appropriating in the future.
	Two years.
	Look at this.
	The FBI wouldn't show up like that unless it had reason to believe that it was a chance of all encounters.
	So sorry this guy's lawn was torn up when his engagement with the Prowboys' purpose is to shred democracy.
	What a loser.
	But then there's good news, of course, from the Never Trumpers who started a collection of pedophiles called the Lincoln Project, wherein their homosexual co-founder consistently hit on young men and tried to lick their penises and balls.
	Hey, what are you doing?
	Is that the right one?
	That's an untouched link.
	2-0?
	Uh-oh.
	It is.
	Go chronological here.
	What about 2-1?
	2-1?
	Give it a shot.
	I want to see the Lincoln Project guy.
	And we're waiting, and we're waiting.
	This one's titled The Commission is Dead.
	Okay, you really got to get on with our tech guy today and figure out this fucking internet shit because this is embarrassing.
	I couldn't imagine tuning into Fox News and watching a buffer circle go, wee, wee oo.
	So that's Rick Wilson of the Lincoln Project, an absolute doofus loser of a man, an absolute nothing of a wimp, the kind of guy that was ignored in high school.
	He finally got some money by hating Trump.
	He's a traitor.
	He went from the right to the left because they love that kind of shit.
	He's the kind of guy that would turn in the Jews in World War II.
	Tell everyone that Ann Frank's upstairs in the attic.
	And so he's got a bit of clout now in the left as someone who turned on Trump, a conservative who turned on Trump.
	That's what the Lincoln Project is.
	But when you look into these guys' eyes, you see their sadness.
	When they were on 60 Minutes 2 and you finally got to look at all their faces, you're like, you're all fucking bald.
	Oh, yeah, we got a guy fired for saying faggot soon.
	Which we can't get to because we have three minutes left.
	Rick Wilson, I have some bad news.
	After multiple calls, I have some extremely bad grim news.
	What kind of sentence is that?
	I have some bad news.
	After multiple calls, I have some extremely grim news.
	Maybe reread your tweet, Rick.
	As of now, comma, 1.6 Commission is dead already.
	No need for a comma now and will not enforce the subpoenas.
	Trump wins.
	The 1.6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished.
	To Sam Livid is putting it mildly.
	So that's sad that Zach's friend, I guess, won't be going into prison.
	I mean, They have no fucking evidence because there's no story there.
	I know all the proud boys who were there.
	I've spoken to the lawyer.
	You know what's on their emails and their texts?
	It's like, fucking, this is going to be fun.
	See you there, dude.
	There is no, there is zero.
	Okay, so when the police come in there, we will storm the front gate.
	I want to see you guys flank it on the side.
	We're going to go up through the center, smash the windows, then we want to go in there.
	We want to get AOC, get Nancy Pelosi, and then we'll start killing all the various politicians.
	And we'll take Mike Pence out.
	We have a guillotine set up on the front lawn.
	Then we'll hang him.
	And then we'll just take over the government.
	We have different guys.
	There are going to be the Department of Education, Department of Energy, and we'll distribute it up, sort of like what Shea and Fidel did in Cuba.
	There may have been a couple nuts who did have that plan, but they were not organized, and they were not proud boys.
	You got to be proud of your boys.
	So this story is dying on the vine.
	Okay, now you can do 20, I think.
	It's gratifying to see Americans realizing the FBI is our enemy.
	Just wait until they hear about January 6th.
	Perfect tweet.
	Perfect.
	This is all going to unravel.
	The Amy Siskins of the world are all going to learn that the boogeyman they had was a silly act of vandalism that lasted, what, an hour and meant absolutely nothing?
	And you ignored almost two years of Antifa burning this country to the ground, Antifa and BLM destroying this country.
	You totally turned a blind eye to that.
	You're still turning a blind eye to black-on-black violence.
	I think last weekend in Chicago, 34 people were shot and three died.
	Yep, yep.
	No, it's the meandering.
	This is how ordinary Americans are beginning to see the FBI.
	Going to be interesting to see how this impacts trials.
	How can you trust the testimony of any FBI agent?
	Thank you.
	You were fabulous.
	Are you afraid of the FBI coming up with no door?
	I'm scared to death.
	Can't you tell?
	There she is.
	Sign, you guys.
	FBI versus bombs.
	Are you guys afraid of standing up for your kids?
	Never.
	Never.
	I will not be afraid.
	What's your name?
	Okay, Green.
	Thank you.
	What's your name?
	Why did you get their name?
	They care about Americans and they care about our kids.
	And these are the parents who want to stand up to such fundamental ideas like no porn in our schools.
	How is that?
	That's a radical.
	That's a far-right belief right now.
	No porn in our schools.
	The fact that you have to make a sign that ever, ever, ever says that.
	No boys in drag anally raping our daughters.
	Sorry, I guess I'm far right.
	As long as I don't see a sign that says no stapling of puffer fist to your balls, then I'm cool, dude.
	Steve-O, wow.
	Thanks for coming on the show.
	I hung out with you once at the Whiskey Ago-Go in the early aughts.
	Yeah, dude.
	Oh, that was fun, dude.
	I think I stapled a...
	What did I staple to my balls?
	I think it was like a salt shaker to my balls, dude.
	Salt shakers are made of thick glass and aluminum.
	There's no way the staple would go through any part of that.
	You know the top part that has the holes that the salt comes out?
	Yeah.
	If you flip that around, you put that on your balls, dude, and you staple it.
	It can go through the ball.
	Oh, you're just doing the hole.
	You're banking on the two staples each finding a hole in the salt shaker.
	See, there's some of them that have big holes that are like separated, but the ones that have a lot of holes, you can staple them to your balls, dude.
	Good to know.
	An update from Steve-O.
	Steve, no.
	And then here's my final thing on the meandering in the police state 2-2.
	I hope we haven't already covered this and I'm repeating myself.
	Oh, yeah, the great point from Matt Walsh, who's really on fire these days.
	You know, I always said to you guys, if you want to make money, make babies.
	Because there's something about being a dad, having kids at home.
	It just like gets you going, gets you producing.
	The childless Matt Walsh is an okay political pundit, fairly good writer, interesting guy.
	The post-kids Matt Walsh is James Bond.
	He is taking over.
	Fuck is he on fire.
	His debates, everything he does is just this extra level, extra high quality.
	But look at this perfect tweet.
	He says, leftist activists can come to your house with bullhorns, film you in the bathroom, like our eccentric politician lady there who was chased into the bathroom, loot your business, which we've seen for two years,
	burn police stations, police buildings all over the Pacific Northwest burned repeatedly.
	The FBI does nothing.
	Yes, and they confessed as much recently that they don't keep track of Antifa violence.
	They don't see it as a big deal.
	They focus on individuals, they keep saying.
	But if conservative parents raise their voices at a school board meeting, they're hunted down as terrorists.
	The law is dead.
	And it's even worse than that, because this is raising your voice because your daughter was raped.
	I want to live in an America where you're allowed to be mad when your children are raped.
	Am I radical?
	Is that too kooky?
	Should you kick him right in the balls, dude?
	Yeah, I'd like to staple his balls together.
	Staple his balls, dude.
	Well, we're out of time.
	We've already gone way over.
	We meant this to be a 30-minute episode.
	So I guess we'll wrap this up with a one-minute look at COVID before we end the show.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese.
	Chinese vibrance comes from China.
	Chinese asshole.
	Kyrie Irving got fired.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	Look, a lot of the baby monsters that watch the show are disappointed in my lack of extremism when it comes to the vaccine.
	Ann Coulter is very pro-vaccine.
	She says, Look, if you're over 51, get it.
	Shut up.
	I don't go that far, but I let my kids get it.
	I let my wife get it.
	I don't have it.
	I don't think it's a big deal.
	But my attitude is it's just not something I'm interested in.
	And that's none of your business.
	I think that's what spawned the Civil War, by the way.
	They say, oh, it was about slavery.
	No, I think it was the North said you have to do something to the South.
	And the South said, fuck you.
	It could have been, you have to brush your teeth.
	And they would have lost 620,000 men to that war.
	Just, I don't like being told what to do.
	So this guy, Kyrie Irving, I know absolutely nothing about basketball.
	It looks like that's a successful move.
	I assume that's what you want to do, right?
	It seems to me that's a fo of, there's two focal points there on the court, and they are the baskets.
	The goal.
	So you want to get that in?
	Oh, that's got to be good news.
	That's a goal, yeah.
	That's a goal.
	I believe that's called a swish goal.
	Yeah.
	So go down a bit.
	Brooklyn has told Kylie Irving he can't be a part-time Net.
	The all-star point guard has refused to get a vaccine, and the Nets announced Tuesday that he won't be part of the team until he does.
	In essence, get backster get gone.
	Now, I looked it up.
	He has a $136 million contract that's paying out $34 million a year.
	That's balls.
	Balls.
	It's one thing to quit your paper root.
	It's one thing to stop working at HuffPo as someone who gives Antifo regular columns to lie about their arrest.
	It's something else entirely to give up $136 million.
	I'm impressed.
	Well, he does have a shoe deal that fucking...
	He probably makes so much from these.
	Yeah, I don't care.
	I care that someone is jeopardizing $130 million.
	And I don't even care about the vaccine that much.
	If he was willing to give up $136 million because he was pro-vaccine, I'd be equally impressed.
	You know, this is what character is all about.
	This is what standing up for what you believe in is all about.
	This is what America is all about.
	I don't really care what the thing is.
	As long as it's not, I want to rape ninth graders in the bathroom.
	But the fact that you can stand up and put your money where your mouth is, I'm impressed.
	Also in the COVID news, Southwest is lit.
	People don't realize that airplane pilots are usually ex-military.
	And these guys don't like this level of tyranny.
	So there's no one to work at Southwest.
	Southwest has canceled thousands of flights.
	And they're blaming the weather because they think we don't have social media.
	But this is a good summation that's going around.
	Click on it.
	I'm in the airline industry.
	Yesterday, 668 Southwest Airline flights had to be canceled.
	They're estimating 1,400 will be canceled today.
	Want to know why?
	They told their pilots and flight attendants they had to get jabbed.
	So now they have to use all their banked vacation and personal time or lose it.
	And off-duty crew are not picking up trips to cover.
	Jacksonville ATC, OIC.
	So you say you can't come into work unless you're vaced.
	So you use up all your holidays.
	So we don't have to discuss it.
	But eventually those are going to run out, right?
	I guess they're just delaying the ultimatum.
	There is no weather.
	Southwest just doesn't want you to tell you the truth.
	Next page.
	80% of our pilots are ex-military.
	We see the tyranny that's happening.
	They're coming for essential workers, nurses, doctors, firefighters, police, military teachers, transportation workers.
	And they're coming for the rest of America next.
	We're not doing it for us.
	We're doing it for America.
	We swore to defend the Constitution against all enemies.
	I kind of like, though, that it's nurses and doctors and teachers and transportation workers, bureaucrats.
	Because it shows you that these pigs are happy to throw their own people under the bus.
	Fuck the police's boss.
	You're right.
	But if you want to, you know, have vacation time or whatever, and we could provide you that, but for the vaccine, you know, you're going to want to...
	You can't run and hide.
	I'm surprised how popular that shirt is with celebrities.
	What do you mean?
	Well, I think it's called, the company's called Iron and Wine or something.
	Iron and Hide?
	Iron and Hide.
	Why are you unbuttoning it so much, Dr. Fauci?
	It's a little hot and soyed.
	You don't unbutton a flannel.
	That's not a thing.
	All right, I could button it back up, but I feel like I'm hiding my nice chest.
	I want to provide a nice image.
	I heard Joe Biden call you Fonzie the other day.
	He called me Fonzie.
	Yeah.
	I also noticed, by the way, that your documentary, it had like an 80% tomato meter, and then the customer's rating was unavailable, that you couldn't rate the customer.
	Yeah, well, that's information for the inside of the company.
	But there's nothing to hide there.
	But I think it's since been unleashed.
	And we can see how popular your documentary is, and it's about as popular as you, the person.
	It's not very good.
	Go to 3.6.
	Okay.
	I'm kind of reluctant, but here we go.
	There we go.
	Let's pull back.
	So Fauci, 91% according to the establishment.
	4% according to reality.
	And Dave Chappelle, 33%.
	The establishment's not happy with his TERF mentality, but everyone else is.
	Amen.
	People like my special, man.
	What's this?
	A family band?
	2-6?
	We got to wrap this up.
	This is going overtime.
	Oh, yeah, this is interesting.
	With no COVID pass, my wife and I are banished from society.
	We have no income.
	Banned from most shopping can barely exist, but we will not accept authoritarianism.
	Here's how life looks under one month in Lithuania, Under Europe's first strict society-wide COVID pass regime.
	Yeah, and they can't shop, they can't do repairs, they can't find supplies for repairs, they end up buying stuff on the street.
	And you know what's interesting about Lithuania is nearby we have Scandinavia, and Norway has lifted 100% of everything.
	Norway is treating this like it's 2015.
	And guess what's happening?
	Nothing.
	It's a smashing success.
	It's just like the deaths in Florida that no one is reporting, which are down to almost zero, despite there being all the old people there.
	Well, we've got to blur their faces.
	Can't show people buying food at the market.
	Holy shit.
	No dental care.
	Go to 2.7.
	We learn that one of the top pharmaceutical companies in the world is actually, you're not going to believe this, has a lot to gain from the pandemic.
	Oh, you're not on this one?
	I've never seen this in my life.
	Let's see what this is.
	It's a great.
	It's obviously the store.
	No, so Merck, one of the people who supply the vaccine, has, I think, quadrupled the price of this and stands to make billions of dollars.
	I mean, you wouldn't even have to hear me say that.
	You just know.
	You know that big pharma is making a killing off of this vaccine.
	And that's why it's being pushed.
	It's very simple.
	Uh-oh.
	Okay, wait, wait.
	What, you already got accepted?
	No, no, no.
	Ivermectrin and quadrupled the price.
	There we go.
	Merck's COVID-19 pill cuts risk of death hospitalization by 50%.
	So all of big tech and Democrats have been all over screaming about Ivermectrin and how it's horse medicine, blah, blah, blah.
	I see now Merck was in the process of repackaging it and getting it ready to sell at four times the price.
	These people have no shame.
	They're just evil people.
	Yeah, I was talking to a guy and he goes, yeah, I know one of your neighbors and he put a sign up on his lawn about you because he heard you did a video called 10 Things I Hate About the Jews.
	And I go, he goes, but I can explain it to him.
	Do you have a video where you explain the context?
	And I go, yeah, and I sent him, this is free now on the site, 10 Things I Love About the Jews, where Ezra and I discussed the video.
	But I said, you can do that if it makes your life convenient, but fuck this guy.
	He got mad, put signs on his lawn to terrorize my wife and kids, not just me, because he heard a rumor about a video that he's clearly not seen because Ezra removed it immediately.
	So fuck you.
	You didn't allow for the possibility of satire.
	You didn't contact me.
	You just went to war.
	You're exactly the kind of person in a war scenario who would turn in your friends and neighbors.
	Fuck you.
	I hate you.
	That's exactly how I feel.
	And speaking of Jews, 2.9, and we've mentioned this before, but I need to get it out of here before we end the show.
	The vax is 39% effective.
	Yes.
	It is.
	Oh, from our own Ezra.
	Yeah.
	What a great segue.
	Pfizer claims their vaccines are 96% effective.
	A major study in Israel shows it's really 39%.
	Yep.
	You know, you've got to focus on these independent studies, like in Ireland, where they did a big thing on the masks and if they're effective for kids and discovered, no, they're not.
	And Ireland overnight went from one of the worst places as far as this ridiculous enforcement to one of the best.
	In a report released from the Ministry of Health in Israel, infection was reported to be 39%, substantially lower than the trial efficacy of 96%.
	It is also emerging that immunity derived from the Pfizer BioNTech vaccine may not be as strong as immunity acquired.
	Go down?
	Through recovery from a COVID.
	Yeah, we all agree 100% on that, right?
	No matter how weird we are?
	We all agree that if you've had it, that's the ultimate immunity, right?
	I mean, even the left has got to hand that over.
	Okay, it's time to end the show.
	Last little piece of info before we say Sayonara Arrivadouchri is this Raiders head coach.
	I would be remiss if I didn't cover that today.
	Probably won't cover it on Compound Censored tomorrow.
	I keep meaning to buy more Hawaiian shirts for that show, and then I forget.
	The next thing you know, it's a Wednesday.
	Cancel Culture wins again.
	Oh, yeah, so this guy was the coach of the Raiders, and 10-year-old quotes emerge.
	10-year-old emails emerge where he called the league's commissioner, Roger Goodell, a faggot and a clueless anti-football pussy and said that Goodell should not have pressured Jeff Fisher, coach of the Rams, to draft queers,
	a reference to, I can't see his name, Ryan.
	Michael Sam, a gay player chosen by the team in 2014.
	He also said some guy has huge lips.
	Yep.
	Big ass lips.
	Maybe you can find that.
	I looked that up.
	The guy does have big ass lips.
	Is that not relevant?
	Like, what if an Asian person has the slittiest eyes you've ever seen?
	Like, you can't believe they can see.
	Can you notice that?
	Or what if an Asian person had the yellowest skin you've ever seen?
	Could you bring that up?
	How do you know if an Asian has jaundice?
	Are you allowed to say so?
	But yeah, the guy's got the biggest lips I've ever seen.
	And it was obviously said in a comical way.
	It wasn't like, fuck him and his big-ass lips.
	The size of Michelin Tires.
	Yeah, lips the size of Michelin Tires.
	That's funny.
	Okay, here we go.
	Domboris Smith.
	That literally is a key and peel NFL name from there.
	But they're changing it.
	That's not his real name.
	Right?
	Really?
	I don't know.
	No, no, no, I think that's him.
	I mean, his big old lips.
	Dude, those are big.
	I mean, come on.
	I mean, come on.
	Those are ridiculous.
	His poor mustache is getting choked.
	You know what that looks like to me?
	What?
	That looks like the tires on the all-new Dodge Rim.
	I mean, those lips look like something on a car that you can drive.
	You could rely on from point A to point kick-ass.
	You can drive that bad boy on those big old lips.
	The thing is, though, you need another pair.
	Because it's a four-wheel car.
	And boy, does it bring you from point A to point America.
	Isn't point A in America?
	So yeah.
	You know, this goes back to what we're saying about all this censorship being a war on color.
	Like, it'd be one thing if he was just anti-gay and faggots are this and faggots are that.
	It's a private email.
	He's talking to friends.
	You're killing color.
	Now we can't talk to friends and say faggot.
	Just so you know, homosexuals and people who don't hang out with normal straight men, we say faggot 300 times a day.
	All men do.
	Actually, all gays do too.
	But when you walk into a bar, you say, hey, Faggot, it's just what you say.
	And you know who gets mad when you say that?
	This many people.
	If I walk into my local and I go, hey, Faggot, the guy I'm saying it to will go, oh, hey, what's going on?
	I thought, were you at your kid's game?
	That's the reaction you get.
	You don't go, I hope you get fired for saying that, you bitch.
	It's never okay.
	What about when gays use them?
	It's a really gay take.
	Yeah, what a faggot.
	So I'm sitting at home, fingers crossed, and I hope you are too, praying to the Lord, Jesus Christ, that he does not apologize.
	Please, please don't apologize.
	Please don't say that those slurs are not who I am and that's not what the Raiders represent.
	Please, please, please, I'm begging you.
	The Raiders are the NWA team.
	They're for murderers.
	We like that.
	Don't be a faggot and say sorry for saying faggot.
	Please.
	All right.
	Well, that's our show.
	We're wrapping it up.
	One last sort of goodbye, Vida Santa Riva Derci is a quick look at racism.
	Just one thing, and then we are Dunzel Washington.
	I stole that joke from Derek Beckles.
	In the sense that.
	Oh, yeah, because she just said, who's going to clean your credits?
	Donald Trump.
	But that's coming off of saying all types of different chinks are the worst.
	He's got a lot of in the sense that heavy.
	He's got a lot to answer for.
	So yeah, have we covered Dave Chappelle yet?
	I haven't seen it yet, but it's a great special.
	One of my favorites ever.
	Have you seen it?
	I have not.
	I mean, you can see it in your head, right?
	Hey, man, I'll tell you what, man.
	Trainees, man, they're weird, man.
	TERF.
	I'm a TERF.
	I'm a trans-exclusionary radical feminist.
	You know, we all came out of a woman's cunt.
	Every single person, I saw that in the trailer.
	And they're not going to cancel them.
	You know what this is, I'm glad I haven't seen the special because I can have more perspective.
	This is black privilege.
	The Roger Goodell's toast.
	Because he's mumbled faggot 10 years ago.
	John Rudin.
	Yeah.
	What?
	John Rudin.
	John Rudin.
	But Dave Chappelle, black people, it's black privilege.
	We're pro Dave.
	Just to be clear, we're pro Dave Chappelle here.
	Pro the special.
	Everything I think is awesome.
	But it's worth noting that he's black, is that he's uncancelable.
	I'm not saying it to be mean.
	I'm saying it because it's funny.
	Let's play.
	Are you ready?
	Cool.
	I do think it was kind of lame that he canceled his show and fucked everyone out of a job and millions of dollars because he needed to go to Africa and be crazy.
	What?
	So one of the things going on with this, this is ancient news now, but we're learning more every day about these trans people who are boycotting Netflix and quitting the guy who does Dear White People, which is just ridiculous racist propaganda about how much white people suck.
	And he's a showrunner, which means nothing.
	Showrunner is just like booking the events and making sure the food truck is there.
	It sounds good, showrunner, but you're not, you're just like making sure everyone's on time.
	You're a manager like you are at Starbucks.
	And he's decided he's quitting because he's trans and he doesn't like this hatred.
	And I guarantee you, by the way, in the Dave Chappelle special, which I can see in my head right now, it's like an ACDC song.
	He says, look, I love everyone and I wish them nothing but the best, whatever makes you happy.
	You just can't make me love what you do.
	Because I don't get it.
	I guarantee you he says something like that.
	You guys don't love when I suck on a titty.
	He has a kumbaya moment at the end when he says we all need to come together and discuss our differences.
	And, you know, we're losing this country because we're splitting apart and we got to get back together.
	Promise you.
	Gays, trans, everyone, black, white, we all got to get together.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	But check out the guy who's boycotting them, 3-1.
	That's him on the left.
	And there's Nick Rochefort from MDE on the right.
	Yeah.
	He looks like Steve Stevens from Billie Idol.
	Oh, shit.
	It's kind of cool having a tiny dick when you become trans because all of a sudden you have a huge clit.
	Yeah, true.
	He's gone from...
	Just a normal size.
	He's gone from a small fish in a big pond to a big fish in a small pond.
	Steve looks way cooler.
	And what's 3-2?
	So there's a rumor, too, that all the trans people are getting fired for objecting.
	I told the story of my transition for Netflix and most's Pride Week.
	It's a network that's been there, my home.
	I love working there.
	I'll not work with them as long as they continue to put out blatantly and dangerously grand shows.
	God dude!
	That's the one we just saw with the dick.
	It's crazy, man.
	But here's the weird thing.
	So go to 3-3, and then we have to wrap it up.
	That's going to be the end of the episode after this.
	No, that's the one we already saw.
	Okay, so 3-4.
	Fucking 3-4.
	That's probably the same thing.
	Same one.
	Same thing.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	3-5.
	Let's jump to 3-fucking.
	No, 3-4.
	3-5.
	3-5, man.
	Come on, man.
	Come on, man.
	Oh, this is great.
	The media is trying as hard as they can to bury the fact that these three employees tried to force their way into an executive meeting room to confront the network heads.
	Yeah, they keep talking about how they were fired for objecting, but they were, and I've always said they're mentally ill gays, these mentally ill gays hysterically stormed into the executive offices to scream at them.
	And they had to call security, and now they're clearly fired.
	Try that at McDonald's.
	Try that anywhere.
	It's not because you're trans.
	It's because you're nuts.
	But you're trans because you're nuts.
	Yep.
	Typical case of, you know, sounds like they effed around and they found out.
	Thank you, Tim.
	You're not a problem, man.
	More black privilege.
	This is what we were trying to get to earlier.
	So that kid who shot up the...
	Oh, no, sorry.
	This is a totally different thing.
	3-7.
	Black man shoots a white cop for revenge.
	Zero riots, zero statues.
	A day of articles.
	Suspect of murderer who shot and killed a rookie, Georgia cop, his first day on the job because the cops had arrested his friend.
	So they shot him dead.
	And I hate the way the media will say white cop shoots black boy, blah, blah, blah.
	They always name the race when it's white on black, but they never name the race when it's black on white, not even Daily Mail.
	They just say a man shot dead a cop.
	But when you scroll down, you see the man, and you know it was racially motivated.
	This guy hates cops, but he hates white cops with acrimonious vigor.
	Keep going down.
	That guy, look, he's got a little baby.
	Cute wife.
	She's now raising that kid alone.
	He's dead.
	He's dead because the police did their job.
	Fucking animal.
	And it won't be reported.
	It won't be a thing we hear about.
	These names will all be forgotten by tomorrow.
	It's got to be a GoFundMe or something.
	So you can support.
	Yeah, great.
	So she's got his pension.
	She doesn't need $500,000.
	She needs her husband back.
	This little tuft of hair is bothering me.
	Do you have any scissors?
	I could check.
	Let's see.
	Look, man.
	Look.
	I mean, if you have to shave your beard with scissors, I get up.
	I just got this little toughness showing up on my shirt right there, like a turd.
	Looks like my beard is turtling.
	There are some problems with this technology, the face shaving technology.
	I don't have scissors.
	I think they're in the bar area.
	Okay.
	And then you look at this, to contrast to the previous story, the guy who shot that woman in the back of the head.
	He was a school officer, whatever that means.
	School safety officer.
	Shot the teen mom.
	She's brain dead.
	She's dead.
	I mean, just kill her.
	She's not going to ever speak normal again.
	She's got a newborn.
	She was driving away from a brawl.
	He shouted, what happened to her?
	He's fired.
	That must suck.
	You have to go look for a different job.
	Because you murdered a woman.
	She's dead.
	She's useless.
	There he is.
	Eddie's fired because he's black.
	But like, jump ahead to this black privilege thing.
	4-1.
	I mean, it really is amazing the way that media has treated this kid.
	And Black Guns Matter is my buddy Madge Touré.
	Very, very black man.
	Involved in claimed self-defense shooting.
	Kyle Rittenhouse was unequivocally beyond the shadow of a doubt defending himself.
	We've all seen the video.
	Absolutely no argument.
	$2 million bail.
	Timothy Simp, involved in school shooting.
	He went home, got his gun.
	Talk about premeditated murder.
	One of the people he shot is still in the hospital.
	He shot a teacher in the back.
	$75,000 bail.
	He's back at home and he's got a fundraiser going.
	Go to 4-2?
	He's just a child.
	He was being bullied.
	He's way taller than everyone in the school, too.
	Only charged with aggravated assault.
	One of his victims in trauma surgery after being shot in the fucking face.
	Click on those pictures.
	Arlington School shooting suspect excelled in studies despite bullying, family says.
	Oh, that's good news.
	It's like when they shoot those terrorists and they go, renowned scholar.
	What's the other one?
	Austere.
	Austere, yeah, that was it.
	Family of Arlington School shooting suspect says he was robbed, bullied.
	Poor guy.
	Just leave him alone.
	Go to 4-3.
	What a sweetie he was.
	Family of School Shooter asked for $24,000 on GoFundMe because he was traumatized.
	You got to go to British News to get what's really going on here.
	Let's see this GoFundMe.
	What if he makes tons of money?
	Do they have a link for it?
	Thankfully, it's probably on the internet.
	What's the last sentence there?
	No.
	No, the last sentence.
	The Selpan said it would go fund me to help with the 15-year-old's medical bills there.
	Medical bills?
	He dislocated his arm celebrating?
	No, no, that's the Selby family.
	He's Simpkins.
	Fund measure was removed from the platform because it violated GoFundMe's terms of service.
	Wow.
	Okay, final thing on racism.
	I thought this was fucking hilarious.
	Not supporting Joe Biden is racist.
	Turn it up.
	Go back to the beginning.
	Update.
	GoFundMe Nukes page set up for alleged school shooter asking for $25,000 to treat quote.
	Yeah, they said they took it down.
	Okay, and then finally, 4-0.
	It's all the rage.
	Check out the shirts.
	So awesome.
	Anti-Biden, let's go, Brandon Catchwitch becomes all the rage on the right.
	I think we have the best shirt out of all the shirts.
	There's some terrible ones out there.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	I saw one that says, let's go, Brandon, and the O is his face.
	No, we've got that in black and that in white.
	I'm going to get my first one, I think, Thursday.
	I put a super rush on this.
	I was like, guys, we've got to get these out now.
	This is going to die soon.
	The black one doesn't work?
	That's not good.
	Well, that's kind of...
	Oh, there we go.
	There we go.
	The black one doesn't work.
	And it'll also show up late.
	That was racist.
	The government pays for it.
	That's it.
	The show is over.
	We are going to do the mailbag, and then we are gone on our first half-hour show.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	I want to get a Let's Go Brandon sticker because I don't like advertising Apple, although everyone knows it's an Apple.
	Could mean getting stopped at customs.
	If you've got a big fuck Joe Biden thing on your doohickey, you like my fancy new computer?
	Yeah.
	Look.
	Damn.
	It's got all kinds of cool stuff.
	Would I have to edit whatever just popped up?
	No, that's fine.
	Okay.
	Well, I got something from somebody.
	Oh, I just sent you another Let's Go Brandon.
	I'm very excited about Let's Go Brandon.
	I think it's a great motto.
	It's just fun.
	And the thing I didn't like about that Joe, having Joe Biden as the O is it gives away the joke.
	You're pretending that you have no idea who Joe Biden is.
	Or more specifically, you're solely concerned with NASCAR.
	Drivers, start your engine.
	Let's go, Brandon.
	41.
	Oh, man.
	Isn't it sad that that guy's face afterwards, he's so scared of being fired.
	That's the saddest part of this.
	Let go, Brandon.
	Look at this face.
	Look at his pussy face.
	So scared.
	That's how cowed we are as an American society.
	Petrified.
	Look at this.
	Oh, that's a good one.
	Hey, Ryan.
	What's up?
	This is Sarah Paitlin, normally coming to you from Alaska.
	But today, I zipped on down to Scottsdale visiting my daughter, Piper, who's going to school here.
	So, yeah, you don't see the snow-capped mountains behind me.
	You see whatever.
	Cacti and a beautiful sunset.
	Hey, Ryan, nothing but the best to you.
	You have a lot going on, a lot of good things going on.
	You have a lot of success right around the corner, too.
	You know how it works, Ryan, when the preparation that you've gone through.
	She's doing the Biden thing where she pretends that the teleprompter is not scripted.
	You get more of that coming your way.
	Think of it as like the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	Think of it as kind of that illustration, okay?
	Meditate on that, my friend.
	The bird, which is the bald eagle.
	It's deep.
	Perhaps you can't follow it.
	Perhaps those who love you so very, very much and speak so highly of you 100.
	Nope, you got the wrong guy.
	Perhaps they can't follow it either.
	But just think on that, my friend.
	Okay.
	And you'll be okay.
	All right, Ryan?
	Cool.
	Little brother.
	Oh, little brother.
	Damn it.
	There goes my shot.
	Oh, here's another thing to think on.
	Don't worry about criticism coming your way for when you like say goofy things.
	Do your thing, Ryan.
	Always remember this.
	If you don't live by man's praise, you're not going to die by man's criticism, okay?
	So yeah, you soar like that bird, which is the baldy bird and ignore the yahoos in your life, okay?
	God bless you, my friend.
	She does a great Tina Fey impersonation, doesn't she?
	You think she has sex appeal?
	Would Sarah Palin have sex with me?
	Does she have sex appeal?
	Oh, yes, absolutely.
	And still.
	And she's like a crazy, like she's kind of a crazy chick.
	Yeah, that's very exciting.
	And she's kind of trash, trashy.
	Like, you can't sit still.
	Yeah.
	And then jeans and stuff.
	Oh, no.
	She's fantastic as far as like sex appeal.
	But the people are retarded.
	Video drop.
	We've seen that 900 times.
	Stop sending us this.
	No sprinkles, but funny nonetheless.
	All right, I'll give it a whirl.
	Okay, opening it up and going.
	Make sure you bring those snacks because tomorrow is pizza and movie day.
	Our bird's name is Band-Aid.
	Very cool.
	Tomorrow's probably my aunt's birthday, I think.
	Nice tits, dude.
	Why are you up?
	I was going to show you something real fast.
	Yeah, that guy does have the sprinkles.
	How little can you do and still be funny?
	I think that's the metric.
	Yeah, that's a good metric.
	That's a good metric.
	Like Louis C.K. or John Belushi in Animal Health just goes like that, and you piss in your pants.
	Crazy.
	Hey, Gavin, you're obviously familiar with Laura Loomer, but I'd love to see if you'd be able to willing to have her on your show to talk about her new book.
	She's the most censored.
	It's her publicist asking her.
	Yeah, she's on our site.
	Yeah, I think I've done like 42 interviews with her.
	I think we're good.
	You respond.
	Yeah, yeah, we could even put it on the site she has a show on.
	Yeah, maybe she could do an episode of her show.
	Hey, Gavin, whose father is a donkey?
	Your family are all mice.
	Your mother is a goat.
	Your sisters are turkeys.
	Hey, Gavin, whose father is a donkey, and Ryan, whose uncle is a goat.
	Who is your uncle?
	Do you have an uncle?
	Yeah, uncle goat.
	Does your sister have...
	Sister.
	Does your mom have brothers?
	Yeah.
	Why are you nervous?
	Do they fuck you?
	No, uncle bears.
	Really cool.
	What are you, Simpson bear?
	You're fucking fluorescent yellow.
	Simpson bear.
	This guy.
	We all know it's the loonies that are the craziest in the sack.
	So how much of a cock demon must this wackadoodle be?
	She can lecture to me about the climate while riding with her tree climbers on all day.
	Love the show.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	That's from Dom.
	Oh, yeah.
	Great point, sir.
	One contributing factor to global warming?
	Agriculture?
	The fashion industry?
	Uh, something else?
	I'll tell you a secret.
	It's the U.S. military.
	Yes.
	The U.S. military is the world's largest consumer of oil.
	It's the world's biggest polluter.
	Our armed forces create 750,000 tons of toxic waste.
	Good stuff.
	You're right.
	My first shirt found the shirt.
	Sorry, that Ryan sucks.
	What the hell are you talking about, sir?
	I'm sorry if someone already sent this.
	I'm behind a show or two.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yep, you are behind, sir.
	Can we get more chocolate chip media drops?
	That one was so good and could have been used for many of your My Pet Biden moments the last few months.
	An adoring fan.
	What are chocolate chip media drops?
	That would be this.
	Chocolate chocolate chip.
	Oh, yeah, I know those.
	It's extra chocolate chips.
	Yeah, we stopped doing that because we found out the guy who said it was special.
	Thus then making it cruel.
	So then it's kind of punching down?
	That retard took all the fun out of it.
	Just started watching this show, and it reminds me a lot about you and your experiences.
	When I watched this scene, I thought of Maddie and Reliabelle questioning Joe in the bar, and I was dying.
	This is my buddy Phil Matarisse.
	I don't want to get him canceled by pointing him out, but the guy who did that cartoon is Baby Monster.
	I'm telling you.
	You know what?
	Thank you, man.
	Dude, I had twins last night.
	They were born like a second apart.
	Their mom was fertile as shit.
	You're the king.
	I kid you not.
	Last weekend, hey babies.
	The chick from the sixth train.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Northbound or southbound?
	Southbound.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, yeah, no, totally.
	I remember when I was making babies, um, the other day I was upstate, right?
	And, um...
	Where?
	Syracuse?
	Like, in the Syracuse region.
	How'd you get up there?
	That's like real far.
	Like a train or whatever.
	That's not really the important part of the story.
	You got on a train?
	Yeah.
	That's on like the Amtrak line.
	How did you get there?
	No, did you get on a metro north?
	It doesn't matter how I got there, but I got there and I met a chick and then I made like six.
	I had six babies at once, me and her, and we they just came out.
	Yeah, okay, that's funny.
	It was like a.
	Then there's people talking about the transgender rape in the bathroom.
	Lots of letters about that.
	People are not happy.
	People are not thrilled with a father being abused for objecting to his daughter being raped in the ass and in the face.
	I think that's the crux of today's show.
	I don't want to call it ass rape, but there must be something.
	By the way, that guy who called John Gruden is the person that he called a faggot gay?
	That would be something, because the guy he said had big lips has big lips.
	Everything John Gruden got fired for is exactly why I love him.
	More cancel culture bullshit, but check out what he actually said.
	It's pretty good.
	I always knew he was MAGA, even though he never came out about it publicly.
	Oh, geez and gamers.
	John Gruden is officially out as the Raiders' head.
	Sorry, stop.
	We're not promoting geeks and gamers.
	That's everything we're trying to avoid here.
	Dupe dap, dupe dap.
	Flag capital the world.
	Do you think that football player was hired just because he's gay?
	I don't know anything about football.
	Don't you just want the best athlete?
	The Raiders guy.
	I don't know.
	I tried to look up his response to it because I think he reached out to one of the people he talked shit on and was like, hey, man, sorry.
	In a recent live stream, Kenny Hotz took a huge dump on you, Gavin.
	He called you a horrible racist.
	Knowing Kenny Hotz, I would assume he's just kidding.
	Also, Spenny said he'd like to come on the show.
	That is also a joke.
	Nothing Spenny says is ever serious.
	It's surprising how much mileage me being on that episode of The Cool Thing has gotten.
	It's a very, very popular show.
	Real cult following.
	Look how old Kenny is now.
	Wonderful guy.
	Wonderful guy.
	What?
	Cooler?
	That's before the game.
	Yeah, you're a little bit of a girl.
	No, no, it wasn't before.
	They're totally different, wonderful guy.
	Because you met John Morenos through me, and we worked together.
	The difference is I don't have an ego in any of this.
	How did Gavin McGinnis get to judge who was cooler?
	Oh, that was one of Kenny's friends.
	Wonderful guy.
	Wonderful guy.
	Well, I didn't know he was, you know, it's like you.
	I didn't know he was crazy.
	I thought he was my friend, and then he turned out to be a horrible racist.
	I think he's interesting.
	I find him interesting.
	I would love to.
	I'm too small potatoes to go on your show.
	What?
	No.
	You'd love to kiss him.
	Make more commentaries.
	So there's that.
	He also said Spenny would love to kiss me, so it's not exactly a news show.
	Pretty benevolent.
	All right.
	I think that's enough.
	Letters, isn't it?
	I suppose it is.
	I mean, I had a couple that I had read flagged, but it's mostly one-hour show suck, that Loudon guy, and the Raiders coach.
	It's true.
	You got me?
	Okay, we really have to go.
	This is supposed to be...
	We're trying to keep this down to half an hour.
	I think we've gone to 35 minutes.
	But let's do the final video.
	Let's do Whoopi Goldberg is fat as shit.
	Look how fat she's become.
	This is the first time 13 of Shark Tank premieres right here on ABC tomorrow night at 8 p.m.
	Oh, I guess we skipped ahead of it.
	It's not a very good delivery.
	Have the tattoo ready, by the way.
	Because of Zoom, because of technology.
	Barbara, let me ask you this: because I happen to love this.
	Is there any moment or just like whenever we look at her?
	We'll make history.
	I thought I had time made it.
	Wow.
	Yeah, there they go.
	They fit this, COVID.
	Okay.
	Yeah, so stop, stop, stop.
	So they're talking about a certain pair of jeans, I guess, that were okayed on Shark Tank and are really good.
	Oh, look, she has a little stool because she's so short and fat.
	Oh, my God.
	Shiny.
	Yeah.
	What is that?
	Aluminum foil on a wood box?
	Oh, God.
	What a mess.
	The shit women like is just garbage.
	Yeah.
	Their clothes are always like flippy and shitty.
	Once women stop getting horny, they just give up on life and they become ugly men.
	Like they all look like Andy Rooney if he was on Star Trek.
	You know what I mean?
	Anyway, they're talking about the jeans and she said, will it fit this COVID?
	So Whoopi Goldberg's thing is her disgusting fat body is not her fault.
	It's COVID's fault.
	So what you're looking at is not a big, huge pig.
	You're looking at a COVID.
	This is a pandemic you're looking at.
	So will the jeans fit this COVID?
	Some people catch COVID.
	She catches COVID and eats it.
	She has a large gravitational pull.
	If you look at her, it comes sort of like at the cosmos.
	I would just retire that.
	I don't see it ever improving.
	Okay, go ahead, Whoopi.
	Whoopi.
	They fit this COVID.
	Okay.
	Okay, if they fit three, no, two COVID buds.
	We'll be fine.
	Yeah, she's acting like this.
	How are they laughing about a pandemic that's killing everybody?
	Well, it's making their asses big.
	She got some behind.
	And when you get finished with those jeans and decide you don't like them, give them me, I'm going to make two pairs.
	Shit.
	I have a vaccine for whoopee.
	It's called self-control.
	Fuck.
	You don't like them?
	Give them to me.
	I'm going to make two pairs.
	Let me just tell you something.
	Jim Buckingham dressed already on the TV.
	Team, that dress is probably like some Versace fucking Gucci thing and making fun of her outfits.
	Anyway, Whoopi's fat.
	Yeah, folks.
	What do we keep saying about this show?
	We say that K through 12 is the Eye of the Storm.
	This is a ninth grader raped in the butt.
	And the father's a domestic terrorist because he has a problem with that.
	Okay.
	If you're a domestic terrorist because you don't want your daughter getting raped, then I'm a domestic terrorist, okay?
	And I'm going to burn this fucker down.
	Show the tattoo that someone got.
	Okay.
	That was fast.
	As the tattoo says, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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