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Oct. 5, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S04E38 - NEW HAIRDO

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	I'm from New York.
	It's Get Off My Walk with Yummy.
	I was in your wet came, driving in the car.
	Show you with the stride of the road, there's no one left.
	Touching your shout, touching your shout, touching your, touching your shout, touching your shout.
	Everybody's talking about wet leg.
	British band, two chicks and a bunch of dudes doing the heavy lifting.
	They seem just fine.
	Please stop sending me that band.
	Their other song where they're also in the country has been sent to me six million fucking times.
	Yes, they're a good British band.
	You know, I have this tendency, and I've talked about this before, where I hear about a band.
	I want to know where they're from.
	UK isn't enough.
	I want, like, are they from Devon?
	Are they from Liverpool?
	Are they from East London?
	Were they born and raised in London?
	It's kind of hard to find the story behind them.
	But then I'm thinking, you people don't care about that, do you?
	Like, that's the first thing I go to.
	No, like, where they're from?
	Yeah.
	Absolutely not.
	Right, because you guys, Ryan, by the way, has Halloween decorations going.
	You guys are like the internet generation, so it's not relevant where a band was raised.
	Like Leonard Skynyrd, they're not an Alabama band, they're a Jackson, Florida, Jacksonville, Florida band.
	So I think of them as, you know, hot rednecks.
	I don't mean sexy, I mean humid.
	But with you, you know, you guys are all over the web, so you don't think regionally.
	Is that the truth?
	Yeah, I'd say that's about right.
	Interesting.
	I remember back when we were playing shows, it mattered.
	Like, these guys are from Warwick, and then everybody from Warwick was really artsy.
	And you're like, fuck, those guys are good.
	And the New Paul's guys were really proficient at their instruments, but like kind of sucked at making music.
	Like you.
	No, more of Warwick guy.
	I was going to play this song we got from a baby monster who's in Norway who said this comes from a time when people were funny and being good at it.
	New wheels on the block.
	He's not playing.
	It's like Joe Tonelli.
	Happy to know.
	It's a hard note to hit.
	That is very hard.
	They played it at the gym this morning.
	Dude, my fucking hair, I like this new hairdo because I can wear baseball hats and I don't get recognized.
	And it's not that I'm scared of fighting, but I don't like selfies.
	And so I was like, hey man, big fan, big fan.
	Oh, yeah?
	Yeah, can I get a selfie?
	Yeah?
	Okay.
	What's your favorite show on censor.tv?
	What?
	Oh, you're not subscribed.
	But you're a huge fan.
	What is the bird which is?
	Yeah.
	Ever heard of a bald eagle?
	So, like, no.
	Oh, I've been really busy.
	I've got that 100 times where I just got...
	Patrick Coffin goes, I'm with this guy who was in Rambo and he's a huge fan.
	And he would freak out if you sent him a voicemail.
	And I'm like, is he subscribed to?
	No, I didn't say is he.
	I said, if he's such a fan, why isn't he subscribed to censored.tv?
	And then they did the same thing.
	Like, oh, he's been in movies, blah, blah, blah, busy.
	Fuck you.
	Anyway, so I want to keep this disguise, but it's bothering me because I look like Graydon Carter's loser brother with all the hair floating around.
	Can you...
	You know how you made yourself Jesse Lee Peterson yesterday?
	Oh, yeah.
	Can you make me Gavin Shave Hair Cutterson?
	Let's see.
	Now you'd have to stay still.
	I'm still tweaking this.
	This is what I have so far.
	It's not great.
	Oh, it moves with me.
	Yeah, but I'm not done exporting it, so this is the preview file.
	Okay, this looks like I'm one of those beekeeper guys that has 900 bees.
	No, this is not going to cut it.
	I'm still working on it.
	Okay, but I think I got it.
	Alright, what about...
	Oh, Alex is good.
	Check this out.
	Isn't that cool?
	Dude, the technology, and it's following my face.
	Yeah, it's easier than adding the beard, because then it has to follow it, but deducting, it's easy.
	How does it do 360?
	Does it do 360?
	Yeah, behind your head?
	Yeah.
	That's easy.
	What you can't do is like jump.
	It'll fuck it all up.
	Okay, so that's the new thing.
	I want this to be the filter on my face, because this is who I want to be.
	And then Homeless Santa will be who I am on the streets.
	Gotcha.
	Oh, wait, see, when you moved a little bit like that, move your head quick?
	Yeah, see, it freaks out a little bit.
	You can hardly tell, but.
	Yeah, don't do that too much, because it might jolt it.
	Yeah, it looks good.
	People are commenting that now.
	Seeing the spelling for some of these are really impressive, creative.
	I actually can't remember if it was or biddle.
	I think it's badlal up.
	Yeah, I think it's bad little up ESPN.
	That makes the most sense.
	I started reading Jordan Peterson's new book, Beyond Order.
	Beyond Order.
	Beyond Order.
	And I don't know.
	He's kind of coming across as a bit of a pussy.
	Hi, I'm Tony Sopano Jr.
	So, I don't know.
	I love Jordan Peterson.
	Great guy.
	He kind of X'd me after I became taboo and stopped appearing on the show, so I'm a little bit biased against him.
	But you're a clinical psychologist.
	You are the master of figuring out brains and people's problems.
	And you are suffering from crippling anxiety and depression.
	Strike one.
	Strike two.
	Whatever doctors say you do.
	So the doctors go, take some benzos.
	And you go, okay.
	And you start taking tons of benzos.
	Dude, don't listen to doctors per se.
	Like, if it's cancer and it's an emergency, you listen to a bunch of them and you try to make a decision.
	But sometimes you just go, no.
	Like my daughter, if she was super depressed and they said, we're going to put her on some antidepressants, it's going to be fine.
	I'd go, no, thanks.
	We'll work it out.
	Thank you for your input.
	You're not giving my 15-year-old girl pills.
	Same with like this Adderall shit they do in school now where they give you Adderall or Ritalin because they say you have attention deficit disorder, which you don't.
	You're just a kid.
	And it's easy to teach people on speed.
	Obviously, they're very interested in what you have to say.
	So when your doctor said, take a bunch of benzos, you should have said no.
	He got so fucking addicted to them that he almost died with benzo withdrawals.
	Meanwhile, his wife has got some crazy, was it cancer or a tumor?
	Yeah, she's got some crazy tumor.
	So if there's one thing you need as a wife when you have a tumor, it's a strong and supportive husband who's not sleeping 12 hours a day on fucking benzos.
	And he also talks about how going from a professor to someone in the public eye was part of his stress.
	I mean, I went from relatively unknown.
	I could be undercover for Project Veritas in, let's say, 2015, 2014, to fucking stop on the street all the time.
	You get used to it.
	Try boxing.
	Try some sort of contact sport.
	Benzos, and then he's in Moscow for a while on some shit.
	Then he's in Serbia in another hospital in an induced...
	Well, Moscow was an induced coma for, I think, 10 days to get him through the worst of the benzos withdrawals, which apparently you can die from.
	And then they send him to Serbia for another treatment.
	Meanwhile, his daughter's got some fucked up ankle that has to be completely replaced.
	And the wife has got this tumor going.
	I don't know.
	You know what I mean?
	Seems kind of like a little low on the testosterone.
	It's very messed up what happened to me.
	I didn't like it.
	I mean, it was terrible.
	Oh, Jordan Peterson.
	Hello.
	We've got a lens reset.
	Ask away.
	Your nostrils are much bigger than I remember.
	Not when I tilt this one.
	No, they're fine.
	Yeah, it just seemed to be...
	You seem to just absolutely collapse every time there's conflict.
	Like, you collapse and you're totally useless when you become a public figure, which is a little bit stressful, but it's not that bad.
	And then you collapse and you're almost dead when your wife gets sick and when your daughter has a bad ankle.
	Like, get it together, dude.
	Well, my daughter, she got me on an all-meat diet.
	And I was eating just meat, Joe Rogan.
	And I ate a cracker, a wheat thin, and it put me out for a month.
	I couldn't move or breathe.
	Yeah, that's the kind of stories he tells.
	It's true.
	Otherwise, the book was good.
	It's a new book?
	Well, I'm just starting it.
	And he'll talk about a client he has, a clinical psychologist.
	I didn't know he was a psychologist.
	Am I stupid?
	Did you know that?
	I knew he was a Dr. Peterson of some sort.
	Yeah, I thought he was just a professor.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	And then he'll take that case and talk about how important it is, for example, for humans to socialize.
	And we notice this with rats, too.
	In fact, after reading that chapter, I went to the local pub.
	It's very important.
	You got to get out there.
	You got to socialize.
	You don't socialize enough, Ryan.
	I've got my music meeting tonight, actually.
	That's not really socializing, no.
	I call my friends all the time.
	And risk.
	That's not socializing either.
	I had a good joke that I pitched to my friends.
	I called three of them, and I was like, what do you think of this?
	I was like, I'm really upset.
	I was excited for this new Spider-Man, but they have this first transgender bad guy in it.
	It's like a male-to-female.
	They're like, no way.
	I'm like, yeah, Dr. Coctopus.
	Unbelievable.
	You were so happy with that infantile pun that you called three people and wasted their time?
	Yeah, one of them liked it.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	I heard a black guy earlier today at the gym and he was like, yo, man, I'm scared of snakes.
	They fucking freak me out.
	It's like I get debilitated.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I can't handle it.
	I got like reptile dysfunction.
	Not bad.
	I made that up.
	You did?
	Oh, yes.
	See, that's a funny pun.
	That was okay.
	Speaking of pussies from Toronto, look at this fucking Wimposaurus Rex.
	He sees a kid with a gun, which is fun.
	A kid doesn't need a gun?
	Oh, sorry, I'm jumping to 1-3.
	Kid doesn't need a gun?
	What kind of man?
	Look at This guy, Mark Slipinski.
	Where do you see him?
	Zoom in on him, though, or is that a picture?
	Oh, it's a picture?
	He's just such a fuck.
	Even his shirt.
	A purple shirt with a purple tie?
	No.
	No.
	So, like a lot of Canadians, they're totally freaked out by guns, especially lefties in...
	Oh, turn it up.
	I've never heard him talk.
	This is the kind of guy that can't handle kids having guns.
	That is the same guy, right?
	Yeah.
	Look at his smile.
	He's got a junior soprano smile.
	Today I'm going to share with you three easy ways you can keep yourself safe and secure online.
	The first way to keep yourself safe online is to invest in a good antivirus.
	Thanks.
	Now there are free and secure.
	What are you, a fucking Wikipedia spam?
	How many people have watched this?
	The second way to protect yourself online is to use strong unique passwords.
	Every account you use should have a stronger account.
	Strong, unique passwords.
	Did you know that?
	Thank you for teaching us about safety.
	Don't get a gun, of course, but have a good password.
	You know what my password is?
	It's chimpanzee, but the I is a one and the E's are threes.
	I don't know if you should be telling people that.
	What a weird smile.
	Yes.
	Actually, it's a little concerned.
	So it was fun seeing the reactions to him because it was like that guy.
	Remember that liberal who shot a gun and he started crying?
	Yes, yes, use your hate.
	Only weak men would be mad about this.
	How am I weak?
	Kids don't need guns.
	I wasn't alive for it, but I remember a time when it was normal, a regular thing.
	They even had shooting rangers at school.
	Heck, even movies centered around it.
	Much better times.
	Even Power Rangers had them.
	They called them blade blasters.
	Yeah, look at that first picture in the top left.
	Make America great again.
	When was America ever great?
	That morning.
	Fauci won't let us.
	I just realized Fauci's not a Jew.
	No, I'm not a Jew.
	I'm an Italian-American.
	I grew up around Jews in Bensonhurst, and I guess my accent got a little...
	We're trying to provide a way so you can go outside and you won't be denoyed access to go outside.
	I would hate to be denoyed.
	So there's this weird Facebook controversy going on right now.
	I think I sent you an email about it just now, Ryan.
	But Facebook was down for about a day, so was Instagram.
	There's the big whistleblower on 60 Minutes.
	But whereas you and I see Facebook as a left-wing place that's responsible for the bubble and think it should be flushed down the toilet because it's why families aren't speaking to each other, the left sees Facebook and Twitter for that matter as horrible places where Nazis conspire to take over the government and they should be censored.
	Jen Saki's PR firm is representing the Facebook whistleblower.
	So this chick who was on 60 Minutes, no, that's not, ignore that.
	That chick who was on 60 Minutes was on 60 Minutes to say, we need to censor the right more.
	Facebook isn't doing enough.
	Facebook is white supremacy central.
	Imagine planning on whistleblower to expose yourself for not censoring enough so you can censor more.
	Yeah, that's what's going on.
	Maybe this conspiracy is just a conspiracy and a conspiracy.
	I mean, how left-wing do you have to be to go, we've got to stop Facebook?
	I saw Sasha Baron Cohen was saying that.
	We have to stop Facebook promoting anti-Semitism.
	What?
	Dude, Ryan Rivera is banned from Facebook because he knows me.
	You think it's too left-wing over there?
	I snuck back on, but still, all of my fucking personal photos?
	Gone.
	Gone.
	Gone.
	So that's a non-story, and I think, okay, die.
	I couldn't care less.
	It's like Bill Maher getting canceled for going too right.
	Yeah.
	Bye.
	You're too left for me.
	All right, let's get cooking here.
	So the cinema story from yesterday, I'm becoming a real cinephile, was she's still being harassed.
	Remember, I said this is clearly rehearsed.
	So now she's being harassed on a plane.
	Go to 1-4.
	Just listen to the way they talk.
	This is not grassroots.
	This is not spontaneous.
	This is, she's going to be on this flight at this time.
	We're sending you a ticket.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Oh, great.
	I've turned into Greta Thunberg.
	Sorry, Tunbug.
	All I want to know is what this is going so much better than your blood class every day.
	So I just wanted to ask you to get away from it.
	They're terrorizing her.
	I think they terrorized her on the plane, too.
	Yeah, I saw that.
	What's one five?
	I hope I have that.
	I can't believe this filter works so well.
	Makes me want to get my actual hair like this.
	An activist advocating for illegal foreign nationals in the U.S., an illegal herself, I assume, that's what it was yesterday, records the encounters of selfie video.
	See, this is not some woman on a plane who happened to notice that her political adversary was on the same flight.
	This is someone who had a ticket bought for them by the DNC.
	Look at a little Mexican mask.
	Hola, mask again.
	Senator, hello.
	How are you?
	Sorry, I'm just studying myself.
	I don't know if you remember me.
	I just want to know if you can commit as senators if you just commit to passing a reconciliation that provides a pathway to citizenship to make friends for too long.
	I just need to know if you can commit to passing a budget reconciliation that would include immigration and citizenship for people to be protected like me and many others.
	You hear that?
	Can you commit a pathway to citizenship that could help protect me and many others?
	I mean, it's all a scripted dialogue.
	Go back a little bit.
	I want to hear that little speech again.
	No, not that far.
	No, no, sorry, Maura, you were right.
	A reconciliation.
	Like, provide a pathway to citizenship for immigrants.
	We have been waiting for this for too long.
	I need to know if you can commit.
	I need to know if you can commit.
	We've been waiting for this for too long.
	It's all, you can tell by the verbiage that it's not spontaneous.
	It's certainly not Mexican.
	It is boomerangry woman liberal talk.
	I know, I can picture the woman who wrote this, and she kind of looks like Kristen Cinema, but the evil version.
	She has the energy of when your friends dare you to go up and say something to somebody.
	Oh, yeah.
	She has the energy of a day laborer mowing your lawn.
	I have to move the car because.
	Can you take care of these cinema weeds in the front of my plane?
	Just go and spray them with rhetoric and they'll die.
	This woman's taking a beating, isn't she?
	She's aging very gracefully.
	Is that it for the clip?
	Oh no.
	Yes, more.
	I just want to be protected.
	Can you commit to that, Senator?
	I hate when Mexicans are always asking me to commit to various political responsibilities.
	Hey man, are you going to come in?
	Mikey!
	I can't commit to selling you mess.
	Where's the flight attendant?
	Mikey!
	Just leave!
	Just go somewhere else.
	Causing a scene!
	Just get a pathway to citizenship.
	Shut the fuck up and leave!
	Throw the fuck in my constitution to protect me and no you like me and I get a commitment from you.
	I'll eat your ass.
	Saw someone saying, if this works, we're all doomed.
	Right.
	Who's paying for this?
	And what's the flight attendant doing just sitting there?
	How about sit in your seat?
	Don Winslow, our favorite fake person.
	This is a guy who writes fiction for a living, and we're supposed to be listening to his political beliefs that involve the whole world, all of America's turning into like a thriller book that you would buy at the airport.
	Like a John Grisham novel, or maybe a Don Winslow novel.
	In other words, buy my books.
	My glasses straight.
	I feel like I could mess that up.
	So click on the first one.
	I don't agree with AOC on some things, but I am getting really pissed off by how she is being slandered and attacked by the extreme right wing and the right-wing press.
	It's just disgusting.
	It's racist because she's mildly Hispanic, I guess.
	Anti-woman because she's a woman.
	Dehumanizing, I guess, because we see her as a woman instead of a person.
	So that's a separate thing.
	Hate speech.
	So don't criticize women.
	Got it?
	Got it.
	All right, next picture.
	This stupid fat bitch with a dumb dress on and pink hair is who is holding up progress.
	This lump of shit.
	She's not human.
	Yeah, this, not a...
	Right.
	This means an object.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah.
	It's just like, look at her.
	How could you contradict yourself in such few words?
	That's based 100% on her fashion choices.
	And you're saying that she can't make political decisions because you don't like the way she dresses.
	He's such a fucking dork.
	And that cropping his bald head out of the avatar is particularly galling.
	That's my new pet peeve, hiding that you're bald.
	Oh, I have a green screen coming up.
	So we'll see how that works.
	It might be kind of fun to have it set up while we're there.
	On the go.
	This is a totally irrelevant story that is going to bore the pants off of you, but I just have to vent.
	I was watching Tucker last night, and they had this guy who was a Navy vet, successful, well-decorated naval officer, fought in Korea?
	I don't know.
	He's old.
	And he was arrested for January 6th.
	They said he was one of the top guys planning the whole thing.
	Zero evidence.
	They locked him in solitary for 45 days.
	They emptied his bank account, and now he's going to lose his farm.
	Dude.
	And so he says, well, whatever we can do to help.
	And so she holds up a thing she made called saveourfarmva.com.
	And it didn't work because it got flooded.
	Now, this is what pissed me off.
	There's the couple there.
	And I know this is so petty, and you're going to be mad at me.
	But whoever built the site should know we're going to be on Tucker Carlson tonight.
	Have everything super loaded.
	I don't know how websites work, but like buy extra servers that night.
	You know what I mean?
	It just didn't work for me.
	I had to like click it a button.
	Okay, so last night I did it and it just couldn't load.
	Now it wants to make sure you're not a robot, so you have to tell it, show it like 10 pictures of boats that aren't trains or trucks.
	And you don't click them like a regular capture.
	You have to upload 10 pictures of boats.
	You have to draw nine boats.
	You have to be on a boat.
	And then identify them to prove you're not a robot.
	So I noticed you almost had to do that, but you didn't?
	Yeah, it just kind of figured itself out.
	Okay, do it again, though.
	Go from scratch.
	Show us the blank save our farm.
	I mean, VA.
	Okay.
	Yeah, it didn't do that before.
	It just said this site is like lost.
	Go back with the...
	So last night it said this doesn't exist.
	And this is what drove me nuts.
	The fact that you were not prepared and your site was crashed the second after you showed it on Tucker could have meant a quarter mil.
	It could have meant half a mil.
	4 million people watched Tucker.
	Hundreds of thousands would have happily donated $10 to $50.
	That's a lot of dough.
	That's a lot of dough.
	You could have saved your farm last night.
	Silly.
	I mean, I feel terrible criticizing this older couple, especially after what he just went through.
	He's in constant pain, by the way, from all his injuries.
	There we go.
	I had to put it in a different browser.
	It's possible that they're under attack.
	No.
	So you click your human.
	I'm a human, I promise.
	And then you got to do this crap.
	It is literally boats.
	Oh, no, bus.
	How many people, what percentage of people get to this and they just go, oh, fuck.
	Especially boomers.
	Especially the kind of older people that could really sympathize with them.
	That'd be funny if you weren't smart enough to do that.
	Hill tree.
	So anyway, you guys can donate.
	Saveourfarmva.com.
	They've lost everything.
	Obviously, he wasn't involved in planning any kind of an attack.
	He was there.
	That's about it.
	He was not climbing any walls or breaking any windows or tear gassing any cops or attacking anyone.
	They just got it wrong because the feds are inept.
	The FBI got woke and now they are totally fucking incompetent.
	You know what they did to Max?
	I mean, this is, I guess, I'm not sure if this is the FBI or just the sergeants at the jail, but he keeps ripping his pants when he's doing weights because he does squats and it rips the seam.
	And the pants are dark.
	So he bought some thread and it had one little thing of dark thread.
	And then it was like red, orange, blue, yellow, purple.
	He's like, I don't want all those.
	So he bought five sewing kits so he could have a bunch of dark thread out of the five.
	And then he bought a bunch of hairbands.
	He bought hairbands for chips and stuff to keep them fresh.
	They don't have rubber bands.
	That's what hairbands are.
	They're just clothy rubber bands.
	And they accuse him of some elaborate money, counterfeit money thing where he's using the needles to make various currencies.
	What?
	Could you possibly?
	What?
	All right, I want to do my green screen, Ryan.
	All right.
	How are we going to do this, yo?
	If you want to automate me for a hot second.
	Okay, I'll tell you what this is about.
	So this is just a dumb viral video called Idiots at Work.
	It's actually a series.
	And I was watching this.
	I've just went to black.
	I was watching this, and I couldn't help but notice it's all non-Western countries.
	And I talked about this yesterday, but I just, when I was looking at this series of clips, I just kept saying to myself, the West is the best.
	The West is the best.
	And that doesn't mean white people are the best.
	You're going to see a lot of Russians in here.
	Communism is so shitty that it makes Russians, white people, just as shitty as the third world.
	Government's not communist anymore.
	Okay, what is it?
	A capitalist heaven?
	What taxes do you pay if you work as a dentist in Moscow?
	It's still a socialist shithole, at the very least.
	Anyway, let's go check it out, shall we?
	I got buffalo 66 on BPD.
	You said, baby, do you want you to come home with me?
	I got buffalo 66 on BPD.
	By the way, the fairing on my motorcycle is broken, Ryan.
	I noticed my motorcycle isn't here anymore and it reminded me.
	Do you know anything about that?
	The fairing?
	What is the fairing exactly?
	The plastic over the headlight.
	No.
	Had not touched it.
	I'm just going to take it off.
	It doesn't do anything.
	Okay, let's roll the tape.
	All right, I can't say that this is non-Western.
	This could be New York City for all we know.
	So this doesn't help my theory yet.
	Dude, stop what you're doing and move it away this way.
	No, this way.
	Move it this way.
	Imagine how hard it is to get that glass in there.
	You've got to have like the thunk-k-thunk things and then hoist it up and put it into place.
	And there he is, just sending them back $100,000, $200,000, $300.
	Stop!
	What an ass.
	This also is without a location.
	This could really be anywhere.
	But check this out.
	Boom.
	Oh, that looks like America.
	Stop, stop.
	Those little bits of wheat are minute and really flammable.
	And once one of them goes up, everything goes up.
	So, I'm not really helping my point yet because this could all be America so far.
	This better get good.
	We've had three questionable ones, right?
	What the fuck are you thinking, dude?
	You're so lucky you buster-keatoned your way out of that hole.
	Okay, this is ruining my whole theory.
	We're up to five things that look pretty darn American.
	And I'm talking about how great the West is.
	You could have cut it anywhere.
	Okay, down.
	So stop, stop.
	So that was five.
	And now we're going to see a lot more and a lot more serious things.
	Like that is, you fucked up part of your roof, your eaves troughs need to be fixed.
	I forgot the word eavesdrop.
	Now we're into the turd world.
	And this is just a truck going into a helicopter.
	Like, you don't deserve helicopters.
	You don't deserve trucks.
	Look at you with your shitty dirt roads.
	Then there's this moron.
	I guess he's European.
	I'm just going to go for it.
	That could be a drunk Polak, maybe.
	Again, funny accent, Eastern European or some sort of...
	Then he just sticks his drill into the hole while he goes and figures out where the water main is.
	And then this is another example of the turd world.
	This is probably Russia or Vladivostok.
	And people are within range of the tower.
	Get the fuck out of there, dumbass.
	And look at the shit quality of whatever tower that is.
	It looks like I put it together.
	I googled welding, got a bunch of sheet metal, and put that together.
	Garbage.
	You're garbage, people.
	You deserve to be crushed.
	And so does that stupid Eastern European van that doesn't have a catalytic converter.
	Look how disgusting and dirty and sad it is over there.
	In Ukraine?
	In Pilsen, Czechoslovakia.
	You're losers.
	You suck.
	This is really what I'm talking about.
	Look at these dummies holding on to a seven-ton truck like they can help its direction, its trajectory.
	And then, okay, stop, stop, stop.
	This is exactly what I'm talking about.
	I hope my hypothesis can survive those first few videos.
	If this was the West and Western Europe, Canada, Australia, America, Argentina, Brazil, Chile, then there'd be all kinds of sort of gauges in the front here that tell you how much weight you're holding,
	where you can go.
	The guy inside would be qualified and know, uh-oh, this is too heavy.
	I can't lift it more than six feet from these pylons or I'm going to tip.
	But he doesn't have that expertise.
	Remember Mercedes, who, by the way, we have on the show because we believe her to be innocent.
	We never have a pedophile on the fucking show, dumbass.
	She said, India, the worst thing we ever did for India was colonize it and make it better because we gave them medicine and roads and transportation that gave them a population boom and they're not advanced enough to handle it.
	They don't deserve that many people.
	They're not good enough.
	It was like giving a kid a Lamborghini.
	Of course it crashed.
	And of course this is going to crash.
	What are you doing, by the way?
	Not even close.
	Useless.
	Useless.
	This is probably China or something.
	Look at that.
	Like, they don't have safety precautions at all because they don't value human life.
	Well, that didn't work out.
	No specs.
	Didn't know.
	This is, of course, the shitty Middle East where, I don't know, you don't know that the back of your truck is doing that?
	I think we see this from two different angles or it's in here twice.
	This might be Britain.
	Look at that cheap, shitty aluminum.
	Someone could have been killed under there, no?
	All right, that's not helping my case.
	If that's Britain.
	This is, of course, you can tell by the Pompey Saudi Arabia.
	Look at that.
	Look at that shit.
	It doesn't even collapse right.
	If that was meant.
	If that was a controlled demolition, it was a catastrophe.
	We did just have a building collapse in Miami.
	And then we have Central America.
	These guys don't understand basic physics.
	You're taking an air conditioner that probably weighs 120.
	The way he's moving, it's looking pretty 120-ish.
	And they just don't have the expertise.
	You know, we as Westerners and Western males mostly have developed systems.
	We are survivors because we're great at systems.
	A huge part of systems is a high-quality education with math and physics.
	Okay, so that's definitely us, right?
	They've got one of the ink blasters that's in a safe that identifies thieves so you can see who robbed you.
	This, I wouldn't count as idiocy.
	This is funny.
	This is a guy goofing off.
	If you turn up the audio, you will hear his friends die laughing.
	That's just a funny dude.
	This could be us too.
	Jesus, my hypothesis is threadbare at this point.
	I maybe should have watched it more than once.
	God, that's scary, dude.
	But is an American at the wheel?
	Oof.
	That doesn't look cheap to fix either.
	It seemed a pretty cheaply built silo, didn't it?
	Okay, this is a better example of the turd world.
	What do you think's going to happen here?
	Why wouldn't you take down the bed?
	Oh, I can't point on top of things.
	Why wouldn't you take down the flap and then move it directly parallel so you don't have to lower it at all?
	Because you have these Western-made forklifts and trucks that you're not advanced enough to handle.
	This is, we got to take all our shit back from these other countries.
	They don't deserve it.
	Look at this.
	They're all being destroyed, too.
	It's not like the bricks are there, but they're just sort of in a pile.
	Half of them are getting crushed.
	All right.
	Way to go.
	There we go.
	Good work.
	You fucking idiot.
	Have you not done this before?
	This, I don't count as stupidity.
	This is, again, funny.
	A guy seeing if he can flip a helmet onto his head.
	This is more what I'm talking about.
	Just like no regard.
	China's worst thing is the no regard for safety because they don't involve human life.
	And then these are Russians.
	Now my hypothesis is on fire.
	It's like a phoenix.
	Hey, you, are you going to catch a brick?
	Here we have more.
	I don't know what these are.
	Chileans.
	I just did include Chile in the West.
	Look at this.
	Like, no safety.
	We need Joe Tonelli in here to do a safety run.
	And then look at this guy.
	Just not looking behind him.
	And this guy realizes he's going to get crushed.
	Yep, you're crushed.
	And this is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.
	Now my hypothesis is back.
	Wait, does it skip like that or did you skip it?
	It skipped.
	Oh, shoot.
	We'll go back.
	If this was an American shipyard, they would have done that particular move thousands of times before, and that wouldn't be happening.
	What's the cost of this blunder?
	Look, the boat's toast.
	The boat's toast, and the crane thing of Majigi is toast.
	And look at those guys swimming.
	Oh, wait, wait, go back, go back.
	Look how bad they are at swimming.
	I think they're in six foot deep water, by the way.
	They dive into six feet and then look, they're standing.
	Doing the front crawl in six feet of water.
	This is the same one we saw earlier.
	I think it's a different angle.
	Fucking idiotic Arabs that don't deserve trucks.
	We should never have told them there's gas there.
	Okay, this is us, I have to admit.
	Looks pretty bad.
	That must be milk.
	Regret nothing.
	That's pretty ideal.
	So my hypothesis takes a little bit of a knuckle to the chin.
	This is not stupid.
	That's awesome.
	That's fun, cool, and exciting.
	I had a...
	Stop, stop, stop.
	I had a sketchbook when I was about 12, and I saw I had written in it, disco sucks.
	Rock is fun, cool, and exciting.
	This guy is fun, cool, and exciting because he thinks he can hold on to a mile-long shelf.
	Look at him.
	Just hold on to it.
	And then we lose this shelf.
	And then we lose those shelves.
	We don't know where that guy was from.
	This is not us.
	I know it says police, but it's like politici.
	And then he chases him with a machete.
	And then, of course, we have China where people over there just basically don't have souls.
	And that's why it doesn't matter when they die because it's like a mouse dying.
	Anyway.
	Oh, wait, look at this guy.
	Did you not know that bricks need mortar?
	That was just a pile of bricks.
	Oh, Jesus.
	So it wasn't done.
	Okay, now it's done.
	All right.
	Not the best green screen I've ever done.
	I should have hidden from you the American examples and just shown the Eastern European and Third World examples, but I want to be honest.
	Oh, that beer's gone moldy.
	Yeah, we should definitely stick with good songs as the main song because you don't want to hear those gimps saying I'm not gay in between every breakdown.
	All right, let's jump into some COVID, folks.
	If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese virus comes from China.
	Just keep your hands off my dog.
	Um.
	Here we are in COVID town.
	Am I going to have that stupid pumpkin on my desk for all of October?
	I mean, if you want to be festive.
	Why do my neighbors have their Halloween shit up?
	I don't.
	That's not my vibe.
	You don't like Halloween?
	I like to see it.
	I love Halloween, dude.
	Every year we scare the living shit out of thousands of children.
	But October 1st, I think the most you should do is two weeks before the event.
	It's the 5th.
	Okay.
	Time to get it on.
	It's the 31st.
	It's the 5th o'clock somewhere.
	15th is the earliest you should get Halloween-y.
	Okay, so I got some fun stuff with COVID here.
	Remember when COVID first came out?
	We said, all right, we've been talking about this for three days.
	Let's stop it.
	We've covered it.
	Yeah, in a photo.
	That was almost two years ago.
	Wow.
	All right.
	They make it hard to ignore these days.
	Remember when Amy Siskin said, David Packman should be, I'm going to get you fired because you said that it's sexist and racist for me to say that we shouldn't hire white males anymore in politics.
	And then he said, you're the chick who tried to get me fired.
	And She goes, No, I'm not.
	I'm going to sue you for lying.
	This is not uncommon with ladies who dabble in politics.
	They don't have the character and the honor of someone like, say, Pat Buchanan.
	So they'll just blurt out something, and then someone will bring it up later and they'll go, I never said that.
	Yeah, you did, you fucking bitch.
	So, Rahim Qassam, great guy.
	Great guy.
	Great guy.
	Great guy.
	Wonderful guy.
	Kind of a flawless dude.
	I even tried to sort of catch him up.
	I was like, what are you, you're just a rich kid from London?
	He goes, no, my dad owns a deli.
	We were poor Indian packies.
	He didn't say packies, but you get the vibe.
	Okay, you just educated yourself well, and now you purport, you portray yourself as an aristocrat, which is fine.
	I have no problem with that.
	It's true.
	He is well educated.
	Even I tried to trip him up with Steve Bannon.
	I go, what's your boy Steve shitting on Roger Stone?
	And he goes, I don't support it, but, you know, Roger Stone stabbed him in the back, and he got revenge.
	Even that's pretty good.
	Were it not for Sherry Markson's book, What Happened in Wuhan, I would never have known that Dr. Amy Maxman claimed I had, quote-unquote, doctored a video to place her in the frame.
	I want to be clear, I have no idea who she is, but this is fucking hilarious, and I'm awaiting an apology.
	So click on the first one.
	Actually, I don't know if it was doctored before or after appearing on National Pulse.
	It's a shitty time to be...
	Wait, that's not the first one.
	That's the first one.
	Yeah.
	No, go to the next one.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I want to make clear that this is a doctored photo of me from an outlet run by the former EIC of Breitbart News.
	That's Rahim.
	Radio Raheem.
	I hope you'll understand why I'll contact you privately on the feature rather than feed legions of trolls.
	So this is a doctor, a PhD, who doesn't want to be associated with this DAZAC guy because he's basically seen as the father of the coronavirus.
	He's seen as the man behind the funding for this Wuhan lab.
	He's up there with Fauci as basically responsible outside of China's massive tsunami of culpability.
	Responsible for this mess.
	So no one wants to be associated with him.
	And there she is in a picture, bottom left.
	And that's Peter Dazak, okay.
	And then she...
	No, no, go back, go back.
	Now go to the top left.
	They're out of order.
	Actually, I don't know if it was doctored before or after appearing on National Pulse.
	It's a shitty time to be a journalist.
	Who cares about science?
	See, this is why spelling and grammar is important.
	I almost read it wrong.
	I'm ready for a weekend off of Twitter.
	Bye.
	Yeah, because you got caught lying, bitch.
	Now show me the text one.
	She claimed that the photograph had been doctored and pointed the finger at Rahim, saying he formerly ran Beipart, implying that editing a right-wing outlet meant he was guilty of faking a photograph.
	I've never met him, she insisted.
	And then if you look in that thread, they have her talking about what an honor it was to meet him.
	Keep going?
	Oh, shit.
	Maybe I should have included it.
	But she was like, great time at the conference with DAZZAC and blah, blah, blah, and blah, blah, blah, which she either forgot or just hoped people wouldn't check the receipts for.
	Also in the news, massive scoop from Project Veritas.
	Massive.
	It is scientists from Pfizer.
	These are not interns.
	These are not friends of friends.
	These are people whose job it is to manufacture, investigate, and distribute the vaccine that we're all supposed to have received.
	And maybe the booster.
	And here is a guy admitting that if you've had COVID, you're fine.
	When somebody is naturally immune, like they got COVID, they probably have better, like, not better, but more antibodies against the vaccines.
	So your antibodies are probably better than the vaccination.
	But don't take his word for it.
	Two other Pfizer scientists echo the same sentiment.
	We're like bred and taught to be like, vaccine is cheaper than actually getting COVID.
	You cannot like talk about this.
	If you have antibodies built up, you should be able to prove that you have those bucks up.
	I mean well protected?
	Like as much as the vaccine?
	Probably more.
	You're protected most likely for longer.
	Since it was a natural response.
	I still feel like I work for like an evil corporation.
	Our organization is run on COVID money now.
	When somebody is...
	And I've also heard that the vaccines take away your antibodies.
	Oh, really?
	That's part of killing the virus.
	It kills the antibodies too, or something to that degree, yeah.
	Hmm.
	Here's another.
	So like having the antibodies is bad because it doesn't generate any money for big pharma.
	It's you naturally developing an immunity on your own.
	Where's the money in that?
	So take our shot.
	Oh, actually, while you're at it, take our booster shot.
	Bill Maher has been going.
	I think he's become a Republican.
	He sounds like me now.
	Well, we talked about that.
	They call him Get Off My Lawn Maher.
	And he said that he doesn't like the booster idea.
	If you've had it, then you're going to be fine.
	He doesn't like all the masking up.
	He doesn't like all the cancel culture.
	He doesn't like this war on free speech.
	Welcome aboard, Billy.
	Okay, check out this poach.
	Poch.
	You know what a poch is?
	A person of color homo.
	Oh, okay, okay.
	Potch, yes.
	Check out this poch telling us his college experience.
	It's insane.
	You've never heard anything like this in your life.
	Dropping students after they've already paid for classes if they don't upload their vaccination status.
	The Student Health and Wellness Center conducts the COVID vaccination, and we keep track of your records.
	And you're calling to tell me you will drop my classes after we've already paid $70,000 for the year if I don't upload something about my vaccine status when all my classes are online.
	That's what the call is about?
	Correct.
	Got it.
	Thank you.
	Wow.
	So I don't know if he has an option for a refund, but, and we're not making fun of him.
	I know we often do.
	We're often hard on the Poch community.
	But he might be out $70,000, but they're saying you need to show proof of vaccination before you can come to class.
	Class is online.
	Right.
	From now on, and we're sorry we have to do this, but this is a perfect time for announcement.
	You cannot watch this show or any show on censored.tv without uploading proof of vaccination.
	Proof of unvaccination.
	I'm sorry we had to do that, but we just cannot risk the antibodies, or sorry, the virus crawling through the computer like in a scene from Videodrome and infecting me.
	We have traversed these waters before.
	In Poltergeist, they tied a rope to a baseball and they threw it through into the TV.
	Remember that?
	When they're trying to get the kid out?
	You got to be proud of you, boys.
	So you can get viruses through televisions.
	If you know somebody who is subscribed to censor TV and is not vaccinated, please come forward.
	Your bravery is...
	Hold on, James.
	I've never...
	You don't drink a lot.
	I've maybe had two or three beers with you in my life.
	I don't think you've ever done Coke.
	Well, that's because the hat works.
	Oh.
	Correction.
	The FBI, who I recently described as incompetent, and I would like to add inept to that, and un-American, has decided that if you have a problem with us putting chemicals into your child or brainwashing them to be perverts and potches,
	then we're going to arrest you.
	Biden admin mobilizes FBI against parents opposing CRT and COVID restrictions.
	Now, their version of events is, you guys are getting violent.
	You're threatening to kill people.
	We have these town halls and you're going to come and stab us all.
	It'll be another insurrection.
	So we need to protect the politicians and the teachers and the administrators from these psychos.
	That's a lie.
	It's not a distortion of the truth.
	It is a flat-out lie.
	And what they're really doing is saying the new world order requires self-hatred, which is CRT.
	We need ethnomasochism from whites.
	And it's saying that we need to control you chemically with booster shots and whatever else.
	Big farmer's in charge now.
	So if you stand in the way of those two things, then you will be arrested.
	Well.
	Go down a bit.
	The letter from the NSBA was sent to President Biden.
	America's public schools and education leaders are under immediate threat.
	The NSBA respectfully asked for federal law enforcement and other assistance to deal with the growing number of threats and violence and acts of intimidation.
	Yeah, threats.
	So we tell your children that they suck and everything they own is stolen and they have no culture.
	We object and say, fuck you.
	And now we need the FBI to mobilize against us for objecting to it.
	Dude, we need cameras in schools.
	And they say, we don't want the cops looking at our kids.
	We don't want Big Brother looking at our kids.
	No, the camera's not facing the kids.
	It's facing you, person who gets four months off a year.
	We want to see you teach.
	And if you're worried about perverts or whatever, that's not a risk.
	They're not going to see the kids.
	And just give the passcodes, like a Zoom call, to the parents.
	And we check in and we watch you teach our kids.
	We watch you say your stupid shit about Columbus and Antifa and BLM and George Floyd.
	That's their only guy.
	And cameras on the ceilings during election counts.
	The women there sitting counting, that live stream that's on the ceiling is available to everyone 24 hours a day.
	300 million people can tune in or five.
	Like Ryan's when he plays guitar on Instagram Live.
	We see you counting them.
	One, two.
	We can see you crumple something up or throw it away.
	Okay, so this is fun.
	New York City is fighting back.
	I'm confused.
	I mean, Montreal was really bad for the lockdowns and they fought back.
	Australia was really bad for the lockdowns and they fought back.
	And now New York, which is one of the worst places with lockdowns, it's fighting back.
	He's going to get fired, by the way.
	How dare he enjoy something?
	How dare he make a connection with New Yorkers for once?
	Hello?
	Oh, that was weird.
	I never noticed that one before.
	Well, I'll be dipped in shit.
	I'm really confused by that cop.
	Yeah.
	Then there's this.
	Is it the next link I had?
	All these teachers?
	Oh.
	Massive crowd.
	This is something, says Dean Kane.
	Superman.
	Everybody's united on this fucked vaccines thing.
	I mean, a lot of diversity.
	And now American flags are welcomed in these protests where usually there'd be a mark of a...
	Yeah, usually when teachers touch the American flag, their hands burn.
	It's like showing a cross to a vampire.
	But maybe this is Staten Island and Jersey and upstate or something.
	Ames.
	I don't know.
	I think there's a lot of people skeptical about it, and they have to do...
	To do anything in New York City, to go to Burger King, you have to have a vaccine.
	Oh, yeah.
	Crazy.
	This is interesting.
	So Sandy Backham, who was even worse than Amy Siskind, who helped put Max and John in prison.
	So blacks and browns are the pets of liberals.
	And what you do with your pet is you make it do tricks.
	And in California, they said, hey, Negroes, vote against this bill trying to prevent gays from getting married.
	We need you to vote for marriage equality.
	Black people said, no, fuck you.
	And they went, you just peed on the carpet.
	Bad dog.
	So they're seeing these massive COVID protests, anti-Max, anti-VASC protests.
	And there's a disproportionate number of blacks and browns.
	And that is confusing the left.
	So look at her verbiage here, her nomenclature, where she says, talk to a very nice man.
	Would he be a very nice man if he was as white as me in a MAGA hat?
	No.
	He'd be a psycho-conspiracy theory nut.
	But she's saying that she's surprised and shocked.
	That's what the left does when their pets don't behave.
	Why aren't you doing what I want you to do?
	You're my pawn in this big chess game.
	Right.
	They're attacking people left and right.
	Just because they choose not to take this experimental drug.
	Who is.
	Is anybody to tell me what I should do?
	I can't tell you what you should do with your mind.
	My body, my choice.
	Look, she's so bad at journalism.
	She's been doing this for, whatever, 30 years.
	She doesn't understand that you have to mic yourself when you have a question.
	Go back, go back.
	What's your explanation for the 7,000 people?
	700,000 people that died.
	Well, the CDC themselves admitted that only about 6% of those 700,000 people died of COVID.
	The rest died with COVID.
	So if I die in a car accident, they give me a PCR test, and it's found out that it's positive, then I died with COVID.
	So they consider that a COVID death, even though the cause was blood trauma to the brain.
	Whatever your political affiliation is, at the end of the day, we're humans.
	We're humans.
	Parent consent.
	That's where this is going.
	Right?
	At the end of the day, we're all humans.
	What's 2-6?
	Yeah, this is more blacks misbehaving, not towing the company line.
	You gotta breathe.
	Apple took control over my phone's capabilities, deleted videos, took away access from its own settings to my photos.
	They filled up my hundred gigabyte storage and stopped my camera from recording.
	They deleted valuable footage of mine.
	What?
	This is not just a floutage.
	This is more than that.
	If that's true, that's new.
	Yeah.
	That's pretty big if true, as they say.
	Holy shit, true.
	Go to 2-7.
	Oh, snap.
	Come on, man.
	Come on, man.
	Two of the marchers just slipped over a COVID.
	Oh, Sandy was very upset by this, by the way.
	Look, he did his little nurse dance.
	That's Union Square.
	That's right by the hospital where my daughter was born.
	That is the hospital where my daughter was born.
	Look at how the most cops can do these days.
	They're basically teachers.
	Oh, she's the nurse saying, why aren't you arresting them?
	And this guy comes in to do what?
	He's not a leader, is he?
	What's the flags they all have with those weird stars?
	Are they Australian flags or something?
	They've got like seven point stars.
	Five?
	Six.
	Thanks, buddy.
	All right, that was fun.
	And then this isn't New York.
	This is a totally different thing.
	I think this is in LA.
	Just to show you that this is going on all over the country.
	Oh, Santa Cruz, California.
	So a mob of them just say, we're going to go in.
	I'm sick of this shit.
	Guys, everyone.
	Hey, don't touch me.
	Don't touch me.
	That's a song.
	That aging guy looks familiar.
	He looks like that code writer who has his own channel.
	I know they all look the same to people like you.
	Grab the trooper.
	Grab the trooper.
	Why are y'all being there?
	Look how mad they are.
	Just a pregnant woman buying bananas.
	We're all going to die.
	Treat it like a target in New York City and just walk out with all this stuff.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I mean, you know that I get weird about this because I support them and I like their act of protesting, but I also understand that these guys don't want to get shut down.
	If it's not a local restaurant, I don't think anybody gets hurt.
	So they wait in line.
	No one will take any of their stuff.
	So they just leave the money on the counters.
	Oh, that's great.
	I left my money on the counter.
	That's not messed up on the counter.
	I left my money on the counter.
	See, there's sort of a difference here.
	In New York at that restaurant, the guy was like, I've already lost $100,000.
	I know the rules suck.
	These people, these employees enjoy the rules.
	They stand by the state.
	They love it.
	They want to enforce the rules.
	In fact, if the state, if California said you can remove your masks, they'd say, we're just going to keep them on just to be sure for another two months.
	Great.
	Good for you.
	God hates your ass.
	Good for you.
	Thank you, everyone.
	Thank you, Trader Joe's.
	Peace and love.
	Peace and love.
	I think he said God loves you, and he said, God hates your ass.
	God hates my ass, judging by the problems I have.
	Take off your mask!
	Take it off!
	Ken, wearing flip-flops to a protest.
	You might end up in jail.
	Get some shoes on.
	He's got great tattoos.
	Well, they cut your shoelaces off, so maybe it's good to...
	Did I tell you I was at the grocery store down the street from the studio?
	This is about...
	Oh, no, sorry, this is back in Westchester.
	And I went to buy some last-minute stuff.
	I think it was like salsa or something for nachos.
	And the mask mandate had been lifted at that particular chain.
	And the guy goes, you need to put a mask on.
	It was a person with Down syndrome.
	That was the only guy who told me to put a mask on.
	I was like, this is not good optics.
	This guy does this all the time.
	He's a great follow, by the way.
	Jerk, I hate you.
	Jerk.
	Anti-Maskers Club X7.
	I think it's their seventh account, I'm led to believe.
	Oh, they do what you do.
	The sheep's out.
	Anti-masker Ethan Schmidt dunks on Rye, the dare kid.
	He's just going around every day to places and making people with masks feel stupid.
	Good.
	Glad to see people fighting back.
	Okay, I have two strays.
	One was Molly Jung Fast.
	I should have mentioned this in the cinema thing, Christian Cinema.
	I hope I'm pronouncing that right.
	She said, it really hurts when someone you think is your friend lashes out at you.
	And you go, oh, shit, that sucks.
	I hate betrayal.
	I'm very sensitive to that.
	I'm big on loyalty.
	What happened?
	It's really disappointing when someone you consider a friend attacks you on Twitter.
	So what was the attack?
	He probably said she's super old and she'll never have kids and what a loser.
	Because that's what I think every time I see Molly Jung's remarkably hideous, eyebrowless face.
	So what did she do?
	Oh, it's Charlie Sykes who did it?
	What did he do?
	What did he say?
	Keep going.
	More replies.
	More replies.
	Okay, they've got all her fans saying, I know it sucks.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah, baby, blah.
	They could send a DM.
	That's a good point.
	Not really, though.
	Because she's making public statements and he wants to.
	Okay, keep going, keep going.
	It's coming up, coming up.
	All right, they've had a lot of bunnies Since I last checked in on this.
	Anyway, basically, she encouraged more harassment of Kristen cinema, saying, Let's do this thousands of times more.
	And then Charlie Skies, whoever the fuck he is, who's a friend of hers, said, Enough of this ridiculous shit.
	Okay, so this has gone viral since I last.
	Go up back up to the top.
	Maybe we can find it on Charlie Skies thing.
	So who is he?
	Oh, the Bulwark.
	Which is funny because Bulwark means wall and they're anti-Trumpers.
	No.
	Nope.
	Nope.
	This isn't good TV.
	16 hours ago, so let's really scant here.
	We're failing.
	Well, do retweets appear in his timeline or in another column?
	Yes.
	There we go.
	No, you had it.
	Keep going.
	No, you're just below that.
	It's not just that it's offensive and hypocritical.
	It's just such a dumb tactic.
	Harassing and insulting a female senator who is the ultimate swing vote for everything.
	Okay, so maybe click on Tom Nichols.
	No, no, no, no, no, not Tom Nichols, the fucking tweet.
	Great TV show here.
	Great TV.
	Now it should be above that.
	Oh, it's been deleted.
	Oh, there we go.
	Don't defend this stupid counterproductive shit.
	And then cinema triathloning away?
	That's how you spell triathlon.
	Click on that on Molly's thing.
	Yeah.
	Who is Molly Jung fast again?
	I hate her name.
	Editor-at-large, The Daily Beast.
	Spinster.
	Childless.
	Go back to that.
	Wife of Matt Greenfield.
	Mother?
	What?
	That can't be right.
	That's gotta be a dog.
	Wait, she made a baby and he's old?
	Woke teenage son?
	I don't think that's real.
	No, that can't be real.
	She can't have made a child.
	She acts too much like a childless cunt.
	So that's one piece of news I had to get in there, although I did a terrible job of it.
	And then it would be remiss if we didn't cover this fantastic piece of vandalism.
	So they have that guy who looks like a crying baby mask in Lower Manhattan, who he's not my cup of tea, but he did march with Martin Luther King.
	He's been doing this a long time.
	Sure, he's a bit of a race hustler, but he's a law-abiding Democrat who, you know, I feel weird defending them, but he's not a miscreant, okay?
	He's got a very storied political career.
	He's accomplished a lot.
	I get that there's a statue of him.
	I don't like him, but that's none of my beeswax, okay?
	He deserves a statue.
	He's dead now, right?
	He marched in fucking, what's it called?
	Selma.
	Selma.
	Gotcha.
	Then totally, totally trivialize his legacy, to the right of him is Brianna, and to the left of him is George Floyd.
	What?
	Brianna Taylor was a comebag for two different drug dealers.
	She loved the danger of being with the bad boys.
	They banged her.
	They abused her.
	They used her.
	They put dead bodies in her trunk.
	They had her carry all their money, tens of thousands of dollars.
	She posed with their guns, going, you notice how he's got my back, yo?
	Then, when you hang around with assholes, you get shit on you.
	And she happened to be there when the cops stormed his drug dealing headquarters, and she got killed with a stray bullet.
	She basically got what she asked for.
	She wanted a life of danger, trouble.
	She liked the edginess of hanging out with drug dealers, and it ended up killing her.
	It's like one of these thrill seekers who, you know, rappel down mountains or skydive.
	If you die, that's kind of what you signed up for.
	Wow, look, with this filter, I can actually adjust the hair, and it adjusts.
	Yeah, it's got the four, it's called the 4D expansion prem.
	Yeah.
	Something like that.
	A boundary anti-aliasing.
	That's what it is.
	Oh, okay.
	And then George Floyd's even worse.
	He's even worse.
	At least Brianna worked as an EMT for an hour and a half.
	He's had zero jobs, kids all over the world, and he's a violent criminal who went up to a pregnant woman, dressed as a con Ed guy.
	Talk about premeditated assault.
	Dressed as a water guy, whatever.
	Shows up there.
	She's like, I think our water's fine.
	Get the fuck in the house.
	Pushes the gun into her pregnant belly, which is different than pushing it into any other belly.
	Pistol whips her.
	Whack, whack.
	Goes through the house, doesn't find anything, runs away.
	Where is she, by the way?
	I understand her not wanting to become the most famous person in the world, but wouldn't you love it if she was on a press tour right now, talking about this asshole that ruined her life?
	And he was on a lethal dose of fentanyl, career criminal.
	Yes, he died of asphyxiation.
	That's how you OD on opioids.
	Your lungs stop breathing.
	The cop who did it has got 20 years in prison when he clearly had no intention of killing George Floyd.
	So Breonna Taylor is a stupid bitch.
	George Floyd's a fucking loser.
	The guy in the middle is just a politician I don't like.
	So someone vandalizes it, and it's one of the most epic and efficient vandalisms ever.
	It kind of adds to the piece.
	Well, what can I do in one second?
	I can throw a thing of white or blue or gray paint in an arcing rope of jizz that covers all of George Floyd's face and the stupid plaque and the dumb meme, the hashtag, all the way down.
	And I don't think he's a skateboarder, he's a skateboarder like I'm a skateboarder.
	Meaning, we did it in 84 to 89 and then grew out of it, but we can still ride it and not get good at it, if you will.
	So he put on his little disguise as a skateboarder, and now the media is all about this skateboarder did this, and we caught a skateboarder and a skateboarder.
	Meanwhile, it's probably a guy who works at Exxon.
	Or maybe he works at Borders.
	Oh, my God.
	Taleb Starks?
	Hey, Gavin, what's up?
	I just want to say, if you look at the statistics of this, that honestly, the guy who did this, they did this sort of thing in Philadelphia.
	Anyway, so Black Lives Matter.
	That's my book, so check it out.
	Okay, Talib.
	Great imitation.
	I'm just not sure anyone knows who that is.
	I have a show on Compound Media.
	You've been on my show.
	Yeah, I know who you are.
	You're my friend.
	Yeah, we're friends.
	You're a proud boy, actually.
	Yeah.
	You were.
	Yeah, I am still.
	All right, we're running out of time.
	We covered a lot of news here, a lot of COVID.
	I think it's time we dived into the mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn the price together's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Oh, dude.
	I adjusted the, whatever you call that, the viewfinder, because I like to be able to see it.
	And then I just fucked up the filter.
	Yeah, and also if you move away from the camera, too, that could do it.
	Well.
	Well, have that fixed by tomorrow and then send it up to Compound because I'm doing Compound Censor tomorrow.
	And I want to make sure they have the same filter.
	I could just email them the files as long as they download the software.
	Bing, bang, boom.
	Good to go.
	Bing, bada, boom.
	I didn't know that software could be that good.
	Oh, it's yeah, it's cutting edge.
	Because the back.
	Hair cutting edge.
	So this beard I've had the whole show.
	This hair I've had the whole show.
	And you've been illusioned.
	That's right.
	You just got illusioned.
	Unless this is the filter and the other one.
	This is a better trick than when my close friend, Chris Black, what's his name again?
	Jumped into a helicopter cage.
	I don't remember that story.
	He got in a ramp thing.
	Oh, Chris Angel?
	Chris Angel.
	Chris Black.
	Not Chris Black.
	Yeah.
	He did it without fire, too.
	I'm impressed.
	The fire makes it way easier.
	Okay, we're having some issues here for a change.
	A doodle-bop.
	My last mailbag is October 1st, folks.
	That's stinky poo-poo.
	It's naughty-goody.
	But sometimes it does this, and then I realize it's just offline, and it's got to re-get a bunch of stuff.
	But while it's figuring itself out and downloading messages, look at...
	Oh, here we go.
	It worked.
	Okay.
	You ready?
	You know it worked, right?
	Because I said.
	Oh, my God, Robert Downey Jr.
	Yep.
	Anyway, I said, what's the name of the thing on my chest?
	Hey, Jarvis.
	Make sure Gavin's email works.
	And by the way, push that schedule with Thor back, and then the Hulk is there, too.
	Great writing.
	And then The Hulk is there, too.
	I can just see the guy reading the screenplay going, the fuck?
	The budget for this is $700 million.
	And it says, and Hulk is there, too?
	Was this some affirmative action hire?
	Is this guy like Puerto Rican Japanese or some shit?
	Oh, that's exactly right.
	Hey, guys, looks like Gavin was right again.
	George Soros linked group behind public harassment of Kristen Cinema.
	You can just tell by the dialogue.
	You have some illegal who's sitting there holding their phone and they're like, this is not what we elected you to do.
	And if you don't comply, we will elect you out of office the same way we elected you into office.
	My grandparents were deported.
	What?
	Really?
	Were they?
	We need the name of this bill now.
	Yeah.
	And then I came back when I was four and I couldn't go visit them when they died because of Bill C-3586.
	No.
	You're reading a script.
	It's a Soros script.
	We had you there.
	So, yep, called it.
	His writing is on par with Hulk was there too.
	Oh, cool.
	Look at this.
	We are here to protect the water.
	Stop line three.
	So that's what her shirt said.
	Oh, she's so fat.
	This is the fatty from yesterday.
	That the water was lost in a fold.
	And the snake.
	So that's why we thought it said, we are here to protect line three.
	So what is stop line three?
	Can you help me here?
	It's probably some, what, like a pipeline or something that fucks with the water?
	Line three.
	Stop three.
	Line three.
	Line three would violate the treaty of Ashinashabi peoples in its path while rice is a centerpiece of their culture.
	So where the fuck is this?
	Ashinabi.
	Where are Ashinabis?
	Alberta, Canada.
	So it's a pipeline to bring nearly a million barrels of tar sands a day from Alberta, Canada, to Superior, Wisconsin.
	Sounds great.
	But it goes through the wetlands of the Anishinaabe peoples.
	I got, my home that I live in is 75% Indian.
	I'm going to go with the pipeline on this one.
	I mean, guys, it's just a pipe.
	You can still have powwows all over the place.
	You'll probably get some good money for it, too.
	Maybe that's what's really going on here.
	It's a shakedown.
	Anyway, I should probably look into this a little more.
	It might involve killing dead, I mean, killing babies or something before I choose sides.
	Yeah, maybe that's where we agree with this lady.
	We got a text here from a guy.
	The girl who hit that Lamborghini yesterday is a friend of mine.
	He has tons of Lamborghinis.
	He lives out in Tampa.
	Super fun dude.
	He's rich as shit.
	He made his fortune selling train horns for trucks.
	Yeah, I made my fortune by weaponizing the world with suits that you can wear, and they're indestructible.
	Did you eat some bad tuna, Rob?
	I don't know what you mean by that.
	Your skin is translucent tan.
	I don't agree.
	I think that's false.
	Hey, Jarvis, make an appointment to the untanning booth.
	Get some rouge on, dude.
	Look at me.
	You got to get more Irish.
	What is Robert Downey Jr.?
	I'm going to guess Italian, but I'm not sure.
	Jarvis, do a 33andMe.
	It probably could.
	Just like inject them real quick and figure it out.
	Yeah, just...
	Early life and family.
	Born in Manhattan.
	Oh, geez.
	Of course, he's the parents of actors and actresses.
	His father was of half Lithuanian Jewish, Hungarian Jewish, and Irish.
	His mother was Scottish, German, and Swiss.
	So he's almost Jewish.
	He's just a very European dude.
	He's a very white man.
	Yeah.
	I'd say so.
	Okay.
	Pit bulls.
	I agree.
	I completely agree with you about how dumb women rescue these animals.
	My sister is one of them.
	She's had her boy for about four years now.
	I'm still waiting for the day he turns, but so far he's okay.
	Really great, actually, he said.
	He was fixed to the shelter, and he's getting up there in age now, so hopefully his aggressive days are behind him.
	But he's never allowed near my kid.
	Pronouns are retarded.
	I saw this video on Twitter and found myself utterly confused.
	I thought the whole point of pronouns is to know how to refer to someone.
	In the video, the sonic worker politely asked what the thing is and is then labeled aggressively transphobic.
	Oh, yes, we've seen this before.
	This is fucking gold.
	Go to the very beginning and turn it up.
	Why does it matter?
	Oh, it doesn't matter to you.
	But to me, I'm a male.
	Okay?
	Okay.
	So, what are you?
	So I can call you a sir or ma'am.
	What are you?
	What would you assume looking at me?
	What do you assume?
	What would you assume looking at me?
	I assume that you're a man.
	Okay?
	That reveal is so amazing.
	I assume that you are a man.
	Could you be more delusional?
	That's like the timing of like a funny commercial.
	Every now and then there'll be a funny commercial.
	I have this guy who's in my phone as Mike Russian Jew Car Guy.
	And I want him to get me something weird, like a 1973 Alfa Romeo.
	I mentioned that the other day.
	And that is exactly what he looks like.
	Exactly.
	Minus the wig and the red lipstick.
	Same glasses, same nose, same exact body.
	Exactly.
	I apologize in advance to the trans people for seeing them as male, but I have eyeballs.
	I've been looking at men and women for over half a century.
	I'm noticing some patterns.
	Sorry.
	I apologize.
	Okay.
	See his eyes?
	Look at the pouting.
	Yeah, he's like, hello, bedroom eyes.
	These are my smoky eyes.
	Look at my little lips.
	We never did this on the show, but remember how to get your model face?
	Oh, yeah.
	You smile without your eyes.
	Then you raise your eyebrows.
	Then you stop smiling.
	Pretty beautiful.
	That's what he's doing, but he's got his lips puckered out.
	Like, we've spent centuries laughing at that.
	Monty Python, Mrs. Deltfire, my dad.
	Dressing up in drag has always made everyone at the party laugh their fucking heads off.
	And now all of a sudden we have to go, that's a gorgeous lady.
	No.
	I'm not doing it.
	This is from Alex.
	I can say your first names.
	You're not going to get fired.
	I'm not going to find every Alex in America.
	Dear Gavin and Ryan, the Many Saints of Newark seem to suffer mostly from the same problem almost every other piece of shit media suffers.
	The writers don't have a story.
	That's a good point.
	In addition to the wedging in of a fantastical black experience narrative, what was the plot of the film?
	If it weren't a Sopranos movie, no one would bother watching.
	And the only Sopranos moments we got were some half-hearted impressions of memorable characters and some nostalgic callbacks to Sopranos episodes, which took the plot nowhere.
	It's like the first Star Wars prequel.
	Ever wonder what Tony Soprano was like when he was 11 years old?
	No, not really.
	That's him saying that.
	And clearly the writers didn't wonder that either.
	Since he was out of place in his own movie, Many Saints of Newark was trash and went, blah, blah, blah.
	They might as well be brain dead.
	Yeah.
	You know what a plot.
	Wait, who's this?
	I thought the movie was pretty good.
	My son did an excellent job.
	Wait, you're alive?
	With his acting.
	Your son did a terrible job, sir.
	He doesn't have the sprinkles.
	He got the fucking sprinkles.
	No, he doesn't.
	He was so embarrassing.
	No, he wasn't.
	I disagree.
	Okay.
	Well, you're wrong.
	Your son sucks.
	Probably at everything.
	The chick that you made him with must be an absolute retard because she destroyed any talent that you could have handed to him.
	I'll give it to you.
	He looks a little goofy.
	And I used to laugh like that when I was a kid.
	Shut up, Tony.
	Dude, here's a plot.
	Ready?
	Kid, football star.
	His parents don't want him getting into the mob.
	They think he's too weak and he's not going to make it.
	And they're right.
	You know, Waxy Gordon's son ended up being a pussy who turned into a snitch and had to go in witness protection.
	So Johnny Soprano senses that his son is better off in football and he's a born leader and he's smart.
	So let's just make him academic and get him out of this life.
	I just got out of prison again.
	I don't want my boy following that, right?
	So that's the plot of the movie.
	And then there's some turning point.
	I don't know.
	His dad gets killed.
	Someone kills his dad or kills Uncle fucking Maltasanti.
	Uncle Dickie.
	And it makes him snap.
	And we see him slowly turn and go evil.
	You can throw some shines in there.
	Once in a while, if you insist.
	You can have the Gumar, a light sprinkle, but that would be a cool plot.
	Yeah, they missed out.
	There was that one scene where they keep talking about this card game that Tony went, he got the balls to go fucking rob it.
	And that kind of turned him into a gangster.
	And clearly the writers didn't want to, okay, the Sopranos movie did something that Tony himself warned against.
	Remember, when is the lowest form of conversation?
	Remember when?
	Oh, remember when is the lowest form of conversation?
	He did say that.
	This whole movie was remember when with no plot or story to speak of.
	It's a pet peeve of mine, too, stories, movies with no plots.
	There was another one recently that I was like, what the fuck was a plot there?
	Oh, that face!
	Go back.
	Look at that fucking face.
	Photoshoot is when he gives him a kish.
	Come on.
	A funopoly.
	Dude, Italians have such awesome words.
	But wait a minute.
	Your dad gets back from prison.
	Right?
	He's gone, let's say, five years.
	I forget how long it was.
	And you don't run over to him and hug him.
	You just sit there going, hey, there's my dad.
	That's what Dickie said.
	What's the matter with you, Stunat?
	That's what Manis Galco kicked right there.
	I missed your dad.
	I missed your dad.
	I made your favorite piece.
	Not a fan.
	I missed your dad.
	Worst actor ever.
	Well.
	Also, maybe get Ryan to use Google search instead of DuckDuckGo.
	I Googled that She Beast t-shirt and it came up right away with Stop Line 3.
	It's a Minnesota protest to stop a Canadian pipeline.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Drop Smart Dumb.
	This whole video is full of drops, but the best one is at 202.
	Let's see.
	Not a lot of drops make it from the baby monsters.
	We're liking baby monsters now, aren't we?
	Ain't nothing worse than a smart dumb nigga.
	Just a nigga at your house smart than a dumb motherfucker just sitting there thinking.
	Okay, that's the couch, right?
	Ain't nothing worse than a smart dumb nigga.
	Yeah, that was the.
	This is a new job special.
	I want to hear this bit.
	I can understand why they call it a couch.
	But this motherfucker here, nigga.
	This shit right here, nigga.
	This is a love seat, nigga.
	I can't even sit on this if I ain't in love, nigga.
	What kind of shit is that?
	Fucking funny.
	That guy has the sprinkles.
	Cat Williams.
	Special is hilarious.
	But yeah, everybody liking Baby Monsters yet?
	Lady Gaga calls her fans monsters.
	And I always thought that was hilarious because my friend at the time was a big Lady Gaga fan.
	She was a fan.
	She was a fag hag.
	And she goes, I'm a monster?
	That's such a gay.
	I don't want to be a mon.
	I'm not your monster.
	Ugh.
	Monster.
	Katie Price, whatever her name is, with the big tits.
	Katie Perry?
	Katie Perry.
	Her people were called kitty cats.
	So it's always an annoying name.
	Like, fans is a gay term.
	And then these people say, I'm not saying fans.
	And they come up with something much worse.
	So that's phase one.
	I think it's funny that Lady Gaga came up with my little monsters.
	And then we have a guy who's called Baby Monster.
	And you got to get on Getter, folks.
	I just put up one of Maddie's texts where he made it very clear if we don't get him off this group text, he's going to start knocking fuckers out.
	What about Baby Monster Bear?
	Owen, you're orange too.
	Is this the Halloween theme?
	You're all pumpkin-based?
	Aren't you glad you're a bear?
	Not a sodomite.
	Or Jew.
	I forget what kind of bear I am.
	I came up with a name.
	Gavy Bear.
	No, no.
	It was like bear bear or something.
	Changes his hair bear.
	Filter bear.
	All right.
	The bird which is the bald eagle.
	This tranny fag doesn't mind sharing knowledge about the bird which is the bald eagle.
	Truly a scholar of our time.
	The bird which is the bald eagle.
	Bald eagle.
	Interesting.
	Thanks for sharing.
	Absolutely.
	It's no problem.
	I don't mind to spread like share knowledge.
	What knowledge did you share?
	You shared as much knowledge as there was a plot in The Many Saints of Newark.
	What knowledge did you share?
	Interesting.
	Thanks for sharing.
	Absolutely.
	It's no problem.
	I don't mind to spread like share knowledge.
	Oh, that must have been a different.
	Oh, I see.
	It's another thing.
	Can you do a how women should dress segment for ladies 40 and up?
	I'm 41.
	I feel like if I wear anything above the knee, I'm trying too hard.
	Is 40 and up fashion graveyard for ladies?
	No, you can be elegant.
	Vivian Westwood.
	Pendleton?
	Yeah.
	Pendleton.
	I do think, well, you can wear short shorts.
	The problem is cellulite.
	You don't want to be showing off cellulite.
	But if you don't have cellulite, I think you can wear jean shorts in the summer.
	But obviously no pigtails, no thigh highs.
	Stilettos aren't trying too hard.
	If you have boots on that go up to your calves, you can have socks that go up to your knees.
	Just not past the knee.
	What else?
	You know, be classy.
	Like, you know that movie where there's the two ghost hunters and it's based on a true story and they have a room in their house that has all their crazy scary shit?
	What's that movie called?
	They're a couple.
	They're a married couple.
	It's based on a true story.
	Let's see, is it a comedy?
	No, it's a horror.
	That's why I called it a horror.
	Amityville horror.
	Maybe.
	That one's based on a real one?
	Okay, I'm going to go horror movie couple.
	By the way, I always use Brave when I'm...
	You do?
	Yeah.
	And I guess I'm using Google in Brave.
	Horror movie couple married.
	Oh, oh.
	Ghost.
	Conjuring.
	Yeah, yeah, that's it.
	Yeah.
	Ed and Lorraine Warren.
	Those are these guys.
	So look up the Conjuring.
	You know, she plays the soprano, though.
	Yeah, she plays the mom.
	Ava Something Something.
	I thought it was...
	It was, what's her name?
	Carmilla?
	Yeah.
	A lot of people thought it was Carmilla.
	Or they said that she looked just like her.
	Dude, she's got a wild neck, though.
	Her neck has like nine folds.
	It looks like the fucking...
	Okay, that's okay.
	So let's check the cast.
	Very distracting.
	The cast, Lorraine Warren.
	So that's a character.
	You know my mother's name is Lorraine, and it has one R because my grandfather was too lazy to look it up.
	So he just spelled it wrong at the hospital, and that's her name now.
	Lorraine spelled wrong.
	He was not a catch.
	Anyway, she looks pretty good.
	Isn't that a classy way to dress over 40?
	No?
	Is that too frumpy?
	Don't try to get us too horny, really.
	It's about what you don't show, like the conservativeness of it all.
	Leave some room for the American.
	Keep your hair along, though.
	Please.
	That's the best thing about Italians.
	They'll have some 82-year-old Gumar.
	He's dead, but he told his son to keep paying her rent.
	And she has her big white long hair in a beehive.
	Can you give me a beehive with your filters?
	Not doing that guy.
	He emails us too often.
	He'll go back to the top.
	From Tom McDonald.
	Whoa.
	And you'd think Tom McDonald would have an email like Tom at TomMcDonald.com.
	But his email address is animalsarelosers at gmail.com.
	So this is either not Tom McDonald or Tom McDonald's a huge fan of the G-Dog.
	Dear Plaid Daddy and Boy Blunder, I want to thank you so much for featuring my song as the opener of Monday's show.
	Very cool that you're on my vibe.
	I have a personal request from one great to another.
	Can we get a video drop of Trump saying grab them by the pussy?
	Hopefully Ryan won't fuck up today, but my guess is he already did.
	Have a great show.
	Oh, that was a nice thing from Tom.
	Hey, Gavin and Rygai.
	After listening to the episode yesterday, I went on camera to look for people to say the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	I happened to see that Fran Drescher was on there, and she looks incredible for her age.
	She's in her 60s and looks great.
	You know who fucked her?
	Dr. Shiva.
	Whoa.
	They were dating.
	I asked him about it once, and he completely shut down.
	He didn't even almost answer the question.
	Wow, she looks fantastic.
	I like when Jews are chinks.
	When Japs are chinks.
	I like when Japs are japs.
	The first Jap has to be in all caps.
	Correct.
	Okay, I think that's enough.
	Okay, we got a couple more birds, which is the bald eagle, and then we'll stop.
	Wow, there's a lot.
	Let me just download all these.
	I think it's the same two 800 times.
	Let's just watch one or two until we get bored.
	I don't understand this culture, by the way, just filming your face and talking to a bunch of strangers.
	Play one.
	Still downloaded.
	Did you have to download yours from...
	No, I'm just playing it on my screen.
	There's another one.
	Mine's downloading.
	Oh, here we go.
	Sausage fingers.
	What the fuck?
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, shit.
	My buddy Sammy's in here.
	Do you support BLM?
	Yes, because I'm an albino myself doing math homework.
	Nice.
	Thank you for the follow.
	The bird witch is the bald eagle.
	The bird witch is the bald eagle.
	What?
	Don't make sense.
	I'm so confused.
	Some of y'all do not make sense.
	Some of y'all are so people are saying, Dawn people have a problem with their relationship because of the age gap.
	Somebody says he looks like the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	Is that her?
	He looks like the bird which is.
	I guess because of your hair.
	Maybe when it's born.
	Maybe when it comes right out of the egg.
	He does kind of look like a newborn bald eagle.
	Yeah.
	Is that Uncle Sr.?
	Can I get a name in?
	No, they're even very hairy as newborns.
	Why?
	This poor eagle really got a bad rap.
	From the day it is.
	Oh, God.
	Look at her.
	Where?
	Oh, God.
	Okay, so I think I landed on the wrong side of TikTok.
	Great.
	Wow, so many of you.
	Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.
	I cleanse the palette with the OG.
	Okay.
	Um.
	Good idea.
	I wanted to buy my old man a subscription because he is red-pilled as fuck but still watches Fox News religiously.
	He's an old boomer, but I know he digged the content, much like your old man.
	Could be lucrative.
	What?
	Okay.
	Is he trying to suggest that we have an easier way to buy someone a membership?
	Oh, maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	A lot of people say that.
	They're like, I don't have a card because I'm off the grid or something.
	You gotta have a credit card, for fuck's sake.
	You just sign up and then you use his email.
	Pay a friend.
	Yeah.
	Like people say, can you set up a gift thing?
	But you just sign up with your credit card and then you use a different email.
	Am I stupid?
	Maybe I am.
	Anyway, that's it.
	This is...
	I want to get that filter working again.
	I'm sick of this do.
	Let's go check out the final video.
	So I was almost deported a few years ago for advocating violence.
	But it didn't happen.
	So I'll tread lightly here.
	But this is a culture wherein you don't punch anyone in the face anymore or kick them in the head.
	And so these people block traffic.
	No one knows what they're protesting against.
	Especially the people who can't get to work because of these goddamn clowns.
	What are you doing?
	How are you helping?
	And dragging them off the road as they scurry back like retarded caterpillars.
	It's not getting anything done.
	Violence is wrong and evil, and it gives me nightmares every night.
	However, wouldn't a couple of bonks to the face end this?
	So these guys manage to get around them.
	And look, the protesters have fluorescent vests, and then there's guys who actually dress like that for work.
	So look, they drag them off.
	They're so submissive.
	So now they do their own makeshift, like, traffic cop thing.
	But when they go to get these guys, the others drift back in.
	Like, am I the only one craving a boot to the head here?
	Look, and then he just scurries back.
	These guys are going to get fired if they're late for work.
	What have they got to do with your protests?
	Oh, there's another part to this, too, where there's a woman who has to bring her 81-year-old mother and there's an ambulance.
	Are you sure it's from this?
	Because that's happened a million times.
	No, yeah, it was a woman yelling like, Britain.
	What are you doing?
	Yeah, yeah, no, it was Britain.
	It's sort of like when you're watching My 600 Pound Life and you go, just die.
	Just die.
	You've already given up on life.
	God gave you a body.
	He gave you life and you squandered it on chicken.
	You're done.
	Not helping.
	All right, that's the show, folks.
	We had a wonderful time.
	We used the software to our greatest.
	To our greatest, what do you say?
	Advantage?
	Yeah, that's it.
	To our greatest advantage.
	What was that saying yesterday?
	You got that on the head.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It was so not a thing that I don't remember it.
	I remember things that are things.
	Ryan managed to get it right on the head today.
	Thank you.
	We're very happy with his behavior.
	Tomorrow's compound censored.
	We will see you then.
	And in the meantime, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Touching yourself, touching yourself.
	Touching your, touching yourself, touching yourself.
	You climb onto the bonnet and you're licking the windscreen.
	I've never seen anything so obscene.
	It's enough to make a girl blush.
	It's enough, it's enough to make a girl blush.
	It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough.

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